FULL SHOW: Alexis' Bday Boy Regret, Brooke’s Baseball Diet + Road Rage 2nd Date (4/30/25)

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, a brand new show for you today. Welcome
to the Full Show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
And you found the podcast and we love that.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
We had a lot of treats today. We got a
brand new second Date update.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's on your mind? What's on your mind? Is so
good today? Oh my god, your story is humiliating, Alexis.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, just when I think you finally reached adulthood, you
can tell me things like this and I'm like, oh, she's.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Not quite there yet. Yeah, so you'll hear that. But first,
let's get to some comments.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, I saw one from Glenn Roby. They said, I
can't believe you guys haven't hit over one hundred k
followers on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, we're getting closed.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Jeff's parody song should be viral every time, and I
think you guys make me more productive all I'm at.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Work, guys, honest, his parody song last week should have
gone like mega.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Viral cover that he yes, so amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So you can see a lot of the show and
hear the podcast on YouTube, on Spotify.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
On wherever you get your Yeah, we're at like ninety k.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now, yeah, all right, can.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You go and subscribe four thousand times first real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's that's where subscribed to make a bunch of accounts. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm going to do today.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Alexis won, Alexis two.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, you found to work around. Let's have this whole
show started.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Alexis, when was the last time you had a big
party weekend? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Because
if you're new to the show, I'll let you think
about it for like ten minutes and you get an
answer back to me. Because the last week, I.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Know, she looks real. I'm sorry, alex I'm saying, but
not from Hardy. Yeah, it held back my party this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Unfortunately, interfere with your party.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yes, that actually might have to do with what I'm
talking about, because Alexis, you are the youngest member of
the show here in your twenties. I won't age shame
by saying specifically, but he's going to start whatever. But Alexis,
do you feel like you're starting to slow down a
little bit or you feel partying the same as you
did a few years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I just feel poorer, somebody.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I feel like I don't have money to go out
to drinks anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I think you would think. I think you're just more
self aware.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I don't know, and I can't buy as many
as i'd like.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't think her mom's paying for insurance for you.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I'm sorry, but what if I told you that health
researchers and scientists want you to get out and party more.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
What are they going to give me money?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It's not about money. They say, excessive drinking and partying
isn't the worst thing in your life right now?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh wait, are they just saying something's worse right on that?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
In fact, the studies found you can spend your days
and nights sipping and tripping until you hit a certain age,
and that age is thirty six.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's pretty old.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
That's the age that they found when all the partying
that you did in your younger days finally starts to
catch up to you and then you'll start to have
you know, health issues, degenerative medical blah blah blah, boring Okay,
saying the.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
More you do it, the more thirty six is gonna suck.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I'm saying scientists want you to party now, well, you
still have time to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I just heard that it was all going to catch
up to you.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
No, don't listen to that party.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Life turns into a hangover.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's like until thirty six. You're good. Did
you spike your Starbucks this morning, Alexis with some Baileys?

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I mean I will right now.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Don't get in trouble.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's not about you. You're doing this for science. Okay,
thank you, Alexis. Luckily, the shock collar has no negative
side effects or health issues until you're well over ninety,
so we are good, at least most of us. Sending
it over to our digital producer for some healthy, jolt
worthy trivia. Let's do it.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Today is Bugs Bunny Day. He first appeared on television
screens on this day back in nineteen thirty eight, and
he's been gaslighting hunters and out smarting authority figures ever saince.
But Bugs isn't the only mangy rabbit to earn himself
global fame and recognition. There's dozens of iconic hairballs who

(04:11):
have left their mark hair h r e h. That's
why today we're doing a special Funny Bunnies edition of
flenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
You guys say number one through twenty.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
I'll tell you about a famous rabbit from TV or
movies or books. You just have to name them to
stay in the game. Oh, we'll start with the woman
who is really hoping. The buddy she chooses isn't from books.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's as eight.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Alexis your hint? Is this tireless pink rabbit just keeps
going and going and going.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
The energizer bunny.

Speaker 9 (04:50):
Gods.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
I would write a book about the Energizer Bunny, but
I can't.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Read no end a book like that. I'm gonna go
number E.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Brook.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
This mischievous little rabbit famously snuck into mister McGregor's garden
for some veggies.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Named this funny bunny. Conor McGregor has a garden.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Don't don't want you. I think that's a velveteen rabbit, Brook.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Said the velveteen rabbit incorrect. I was looking for.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
This is a rabbit from books, Peter Rabbit.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Ask is Peter Cottontail different?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
He's from like a like a poem.

Speaker 10 (05:29):
It's like comes Peter Cottontail going down the body trail.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I O my answer, Peter, Jose, Eight and eleven are
off the board.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Let's go twelve.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Okay, Jose.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
This forest dwelling bunny from a Disney classic Todden Bamby
had an ice skate sort of what bunny is this?

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Well, the skunk is named Flower, but his besties bunny's
name is Thumper.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Dumper different than Humper our show mask way different. Jeffrey,
it's your turn. Eight, eleven and twelve have been chosen
so far. Sixteen Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
This bossy bunny from one hundred acre Wood is always
stressed out about visitors messing up his perfectly organized home.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
What's the name?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, Oh, Winnie the Pooh lives in the acre Wood
and his He has a bunny friend, he's got a
pink friend's got a tiger friend. He's got a donkey friend.
It's my time, okay, my time to.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Talk it out. Buddy friend is kind of like.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
You, okay, what's that? That's some sort of.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Anxiety driven and.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Like wow dressed. Okay, Now, I'm a terrible moves over there,
like shaming Alexis for how she's talking and acting. You're
just coming at me.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
When at the start of the at the start of
the second.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
On el, this is your chance to not triple and
quadruple down on the mean things that you're saying about
everybody in this quin tumple. She's gonna go for five. Okay,
I have no idea. I'm just gonna say, uh, Jennifer,
Jennifer Robb.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Jennifer Rabbit incorrect the bunny from hundred Acre Wood, Winnie
the Pooh, his name is Rabbit.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
It's just.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Not Alexis. We're back to you five, Alexis. This wild
cartoon rabbit starred in a movie where he had to
clear his name for a crime he didn't commit.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, it's oh, it's like who framed No, it's a rabbit.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
What's his name?

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Mister rabbit?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Roger Roger Rabbit, Roger rab.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You've Disney before. I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Thanks drinking Jose, it's down to you. You get this right,
You and Alexis will share the Big three if you
get it wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
She wins down to me.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Jake, I'm scared, twenty Brooke, hold on to Jose while
he's scared Number twenty Jose. This ambitious rabbit made history
by becoming the first bunny police officer in a city
full of animals.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
What's the name of the rabbit from u Zutopia? But
what's the name?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I love that movie.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Hose. The name is a pun.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, it's not like one that I watch all the time.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Hold on, before you answered, Brook, do you want to
say something to meaning.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Tell him that I don't know the name, but it's
his wheelhouse of puns. And if the officer is a
bunny and a police officer.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh, then I got to come up with one.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
Then if you're a police bunny, you're a caden note
is not a dog.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
That's incorrect. Her name was Judy Hops.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
You got zutopia right, But Alexis didn't get one wrong,
so she wins today's plenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while singing
Space Jam by Quad City DJs.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
A lot of bunnies in that one.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, all right, everybody get up, it's time to slam.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now we got a real jam going down. Welcome to
the Space Jack.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
That was so well sun.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, well done, You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
That's your shock collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 11 (09:34):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Coming up is the segment where we go around the
room and talk about what's been going on in all
of our personal lives. But I think I may already
know what some of you are going to be saying,
what the heck? Because I saw a news headline the
other day that said man gets lost in Ikea, starts
new life in kitchen display, So I think I know

(10:01):
what Jose's updated.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm trying to find a mirror, but he's still in
the kitchen and ordering Uber Eat.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yeah, I'm on the phone right now. Also, I saw
the headline woman sues mirror for emotional distress due to
bad lighting. Wonder who that could be.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
But it could be any of us.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
But look, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe none of this is
relevant to what you guys have on your minds. That's
why we do this segment during a brand new What's
on your Mind that's coming up right now. If we're
not supposed to eat late at night, why is there
a light in the fridge? It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. The diet people and the fridge people really

(10:46):
got to get together and talk this stuff out, just
like we come together for What's on your Mind, where
we go around the room sharing what we've all been
thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Funny that you start with diet.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Jeff, I'm gonna tell you right now, Little League is
ruining my health. Oh god, no, So I am. I
am assistant coaching two teams for my son and my daughter,
and all I am consuming all weekend long is hot
dogs after hot dogs, and then that's followed by a
team pizza parties, and then of course there's ice cream

(11:22):
because the team.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Did well when the parrots bring the mini muffin bags.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I haven't put anything natural in my body in two weeks,
I don't think so, and.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I don't know what to do about it.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm like, I can't keep this up because we still
have a month and a half left.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
But you bring all those like pre mixed like fish
salads to work, and one of the games she's on
third base.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
She can't just be eating an oyster salad.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I know you think I don't care about refrigeration when
it comes to food, but I was at the park
from nine o'clock in the morning until two in the
outternoon and then turned around and went to.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Another You have to eat what's there.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Bring a bag of nuts.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Nuts is going to sustain me?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think you know how much energy I spend yelling
at these young children.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
How much you scream?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
So yeah, I'm just gonna be a bloated hot dog
mom for the rest of them.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hot dog MoMA. I feel like my face is really
puffy right now.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
My mom always says that fills out wrinkles, so maybe
it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, who needs boktoks when you got hot dogs?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
No problems there, Jose, what's been on your mind?

Speaker 10 (12:34):
Well, one of the things I do on the side
our food reviews. Follow me, hilarious, I on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Come down to the park with me.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Hey, I'll do a review of the game anyway.

Speaker 10 (12:42):
The other day I tried out a very fancy spot
so nice. I couldn't get a reservation for dinner, so
I went in for lunch and I like snuck into
the bar and we got myself a seat. Yeah, so
I tell the bartender right away what I'm doing. All
of a sudden, he's making my drink look like super
insan gram work like.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
He's like, no, no, no, do it like this.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Let me give you a display.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Okay, so on board and making your food review totally.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
He brings me warm towels.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
Yeah, my hands, and then he gives me a private
tour of their incredible wine cellar.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Wait are you tell a million dollars worth.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Of wine brook? And I'm in the same room as to.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Get into this wine cellar, I just have to pretend
I'm a food review.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't know, like what is going on. This is great,
Like I love my job. This is awesome. So he's
going above and beyond.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
To help me, and as I'm leaving, he gives me
his number and says, hey, look, if you need anything,
let me know.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, I'm good. You know I
did I did everything you know, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
And then he like stops down and gets like uncomfortable
eye contact and he's like, oh, no, I mean anything
anytime if you need it. And I'm like, oh, you're
talking about the dessert donuts I should have gotten.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
You're up selling and they were really good.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
But then eventually I figure out I'm getting hit on.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
This dude is like hooking me up, and I think
he just thinks I'm friendly and nice and.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, this is this is what it's like.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Hey, if there's a hot bartender hitting on you, it
means you're doing something right.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yes, so I feel good. I'm like, okay, like not interested.
But look I didn't tell him that. I was like, well,
thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (14:25):
And then I figured somebody I know would like to
have this instead. So, Jeffrey, what is this is for you?
My friend Mitchell? A yeah, shout out to Mitchell at
the bar.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
I don't want your sloppy seconds. I wouldn't either, alexis
what's on your mind?

Speaker 8 (14:45):
So I went out to a birthday dinner recently.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
A guy I'm talking to and then his friend camp
and so we wait, there's just three of you, just three.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Of us, Okay.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
So we go to this expensive Mexic restaurant. I'm excited
because I love this place.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, and I never can pay for it myself.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Here, extra marks, all the chips and guac, all the apps.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
You wait, you're expecting the guy that you're talking to
to pay for his own birthday donors.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I didn't think this through.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
Because so, yeah, the time does come to pay, Yeah,
it's up to you.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I realized, Oh, he can't pay, and then his friend
doesn't offer, he doesn't pull out his wallet so that his.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Friend pay for it.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Yeah, I got it, but he's like, no, no, no,
it's okay.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
So we put out our phones in Apple Pay at
the same time to the server you know.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
How you do, and I like try to back off
a little.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I'm like all right, and he's like, you're fighting censor.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
So yes.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
So we're taking our phone sitting up with the censer
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I'm like, look at the waitress.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I'm like, please, like take his you know his yeah,
context I may pay.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
I'm like, take his phone and it goes through you
know whatever. He's like, oh, I think it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Got mine and I'm like, oh, no, okay. Then I
get the text from my bank.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Twenty dollars charge is terrible.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
So now I'm making it up by slowly taking things
from his house.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
They're worth amounts of money.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Like I saw a nice hodi that was kind of expensive.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I was one hundred dollars there, Okay, I want to
see what I can take.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, they're stealing it.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
We're breaking even Oh yeah, yeah, I do regret ordering
the extramarks.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I feel like whenever I talk about my house, I'm
always such a downer about it. Yeah, whether it's woodpeckers
or mouse season or septic tank overflow emergency sort of stuff.
But for the first time in months, I actually have
some good news to share about my new home. Okay,
I realized that I'm only five months away from grape season. Okay,

(16:46):
what grape Because there's there's a giant grapevine that grows
around my balcony and the leaves on it are just
starting to bloom, which means by September October, the baby
grapes are going to be ready for harvest.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Great, Jeff, what are you going to do with the great?
Are they wine? Great?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
First, I have to be able to keep all the
wild animals and the birds away from eating them, and
have to put up the required netting to keep it
safe that'll look nice. And meet with the grape bologists
about the right eco friendly pesticides to use.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
That's what they're calling.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I know it sounds like a lot, But if I
do that, then now you guys have a friend who
basically owns his own vineyard.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
You're deck railing grapes count as a vineyards like Mitchell's
wine cellar.

Speaker 12 (17:31):
Better.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, I got pretty cool, all right, Jeff?

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Yeah, you know what's allowed.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I say, I was gonna put it in my calendar,
but I'm not.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Okay, more grapes for me than fine. Text in two
and tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. And we share a lot of our personal
lives with you, so it's only fair that you share
all of your personal lives with us by texting in
every single day to seven, eight, five, nine to two

(18:02):
and telling us every thought that crosses your or at
least some of the big ones. Yea, Like some people
have texting and one says, you guys are the best.
You always make my morning drive to work amazing. Love
you guys from Zoe's so sweet? Yeah, So can we
be a little bit more original?

Speaker 13 (18:20):
Though?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, leave Zoe.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I mean how many texts do we get like that?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I'm just saying I love text like that taking their
time out of the day to write.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Totally, totally, But can you make it just a little
bit more fun and original? Workshop at Zoe?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Just constructive criticism.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yes, you can be even better. The next time you
text it got more coming in it says, I wake
up better if I listen to your previous day's show
while getting ready for work. So I actually take all
of you in the shower with Mendy.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Dude, turn the water down. It's hot here.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Why aren't you washing your leg?

Speaker 11 (19:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Maybe we should change the show to Brook and Jeffrey
in the shower. Definitely get more listeners that way. And
walmre text at seventy five nine too, it says, is
it bad that I turned the radio down when the
music starts playing and then turn it back up when
your show comes back?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
On the opposite of radio if our bosses are listening, Yes,
it's very bad.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah no, but it would be bad if you did
that during commercials, because we have the best commercials in
the entire country.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah, on sandwich shop.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I love that one solid car company, the car insurance stuff.
You don't want to miss any of it.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Honestly.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Last year political last year we got longest and loudest
award for the commercials.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
So that's what we call it.

Speaker 11 (19:46):
Him.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
That's right. Make sure you listen to our show, but
more importantly the commercials coming up right after.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
There's some people who through no faults of their own,
go on bad date at your bad day with weirdo
after weirdo, and eventually they start to think, is it me?
Am I destined to be alone? I'm here to say
you know you are destined to be a star. A

(20:16):
star on our show Johns of Rabbit Radio, fans cheering
you on as you describe all the cringey times that
you had to suffer through and end up as the
winner of a brand new Battle of the Tinder day.
You got this and then You'll die alone. It's coming

(20:37):
up at.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
One dating app then dares the question is whose love
life is more tragic?

Speaker 5 (20:51):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game
show that just added Hannibal Lecter as his hall passed
Who Love the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners
go head to head to find out whose dating life
is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just
a second, but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner.

(21:12):
Her number one aphrodisiac is eating triple to recommend a
daily dose of potassium, and that's why the boys call
her Banana Joanna.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Oh, I'm glad to put the bandit what is it?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Banana rips clustered and in the other corner she buys
all her sexy lingerie at the Hudson News in the airport.
And that's why TSA knows her as duty free breathe.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Here's using a charging corn as a g stream.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
I know her real secrets. But here's how the game works.
One contestant will start by one of their worst dating stories.
The other will try and counter with a nightmare story
of their own. We're going back and forth for three
rounds until we declare a winner. We're kicking it off
with Banana Joanna. Let's do it.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (22:02):
So I met a guy who's dating profile said that
he rode horses professionally with to me, I thought, okay,
cowboy hot.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh really I was thinking like English rider either way?

Speaker 15 (22:14):
Rich, Yeah, that absolutely crossed my mind. He invited me
to watch him, and we go out and I end
up seeing him ride one of those children's mechanical horses
at the mall.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
A bad boy.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
But is he doing tricks and stuff?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
But that's not I mean, he was just trying to
be funny, right.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 16 (22:37):
He tells me that it's a legit sport.

Speaker 14 (22:39):
Now for adults, and that they have a competition in
Germany for whoever can do it the longest.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
There are some weird stuff that goes down in Germany.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, they literally have competition sports for everything. Seriously, I
wouldn't have let him get away, but quarters over to you.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (22:56):
So this guy told me to surprise him for our
first date, which I was cool with. So I pick
him up and I take him.

Speaker 16 (23:04):
To the zoo.

Speaker 17 (23:07):
Yeah, except when we got there, he looks really sad
and tells me that we had to go somewhere else.
Apparently he's banned.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
He's banned. I thought he was going to be sad
that the ads were in cages or something.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
How do you get banned from the zoo?

Speaker 17 (23:23):
Well, he didn't go into details, but he did say
it was the giraffe fault.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh yeah, actually I believe him.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Like, let's get out of here. I see Frederick.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (23:41):
I didn't ask any more questions.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
So many in my head. I don't know if we
want to know. We're on the round two, Joanna tossing
it back to you.

Speaker 14 (23:49):
Okay. So I met a guy walking his dog at
the local park and I went there too, walking my dog.

Speaker 15 (23:55):
So it was kind of natural.

Speaker 14 (23:56):
We just started walking together, and once we got back
to my place, I tell him it was, you know,
nice to meet him, but this was my spot, so
I got to go, and he asks if he could
check out my backyard to see how.

Speaker 16 (24:08):
Much space I have?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
All right, how much space?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean I would just think it's an excuse to
like be with you longer.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Sure, yeah, but to ask the space thing, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well it's probably because like they both have dogs and
he wants to know, like how much space for the dogs.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
God, I don't have a dog, so I didn't think
that way.

Speaker 14 (24:25):
Okay, well that's exactly what I thought. And so we
get back there and then all of a sudden, he yells,
gotcha and proceeds to tell me that he is in
the h OA and he knew that he hurt a
little fountain that I have in my yard, but he
had to prove it.

Speaker 18 (24:41):
Oh God, undercover, undercover h.

Speaker 16 (24:50):
A And he gave me a huge fine.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Ode at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah, can
you counter?

Speaker 17 (25:00):
Okay, So at dinner, I ordered a steak and my
date told me he was vegetarian. Oh okay, he didn't
make a big deal out of it.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, oh good.

Speaker 17 (25:09):
Only afterwards, when he was driving me home, he pulled
over and stopped the car and started crying. Oh oh no,
but by a farm where he wanted me to apologize
to the cow.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And did you absolutely not?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, I mean it would be harder to eat if
it was called cute.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yeah, you know, we got to the final round here.
We need your best stories, lady, so Joanna hit us
with it.

Speaker 14 (25:39):
Okay, So before our date, this one guy told me
that he might get recognized for being a little famous. Oh,
and I'm kind of intrigued.

Speaker 15 (25:49):
And then at dinner he.

Speaker 14 (25:50):
Tells me why. And he does this by pulling up
a YouTube video of him falling off a treadmill and
completely wiping out. It had one hundred and seventy million
views sellon.

Speaker 10 (26:07):
It's definitely the one I'm thinking of in my head, Like,
there's one guy on YouTube that's just that's really funny.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
When you're running for our show, I don't run that
much runner.

Speaker 14 (26:19):
And ultimately he was right because the waiter did recognize him.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Oh yeah, treadmill fail.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Yeah, Oh my god, I'm goned to put your food
on the ground because you're gonna end up there anyway.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Here we go, Here we go, duty free, Brie, last chance.

Speaker 17 (26:32):
Okay, I had a date with a guy and it
was so terrible that I ghosted him.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh but the kicker is.

Speaker 17 (26:39):
I had met him in the lobby of my work
and I just thought he.

Speaker 16 (26:42):
Was a guest.

Speaker 17 (26:43):
Okay, turns out he's the window cleaner for our buildings.
So now I see him every six months and he
shows up looking into my office. Yeah, and he has
a homemade sign that he brings back every time that
says text me back.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Dedicated.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Give him a chance. No, it's the final bell that
means the matches over judges. Let's score this, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I gotta go Drianna for the h A guy for Joanna,
But I'm the same.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I can't get over the hoa. Gotcha you wish?

Speaker 13 (27:18):
Yeah, congratulations Banana, Joanna, you are our Lonely Lady of
the Week, and as a prize, Brook will tell you
her two word phrase to seduce any man.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Drake. Now you know, Joanna, try it at work. Text
Sexton seventy five nine too if you want to hear
on the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates
phone taps coming up right after this.

Speaker 11 (27:49):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
If you're newly single and haven't been on the dating
apps in five to ten years, maybe you've never been
on them, then you can understand the situation of the
guy we called today. His name's Antonio. He's recently divorced
and just matched with his first woman online. Immediately told
his friends about it, and they passed that info right

(28:14):
along to us. So Brooke could pretend to be that
girl and let's just say she's got other plans for
their first meet up.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
It's your phone tap right now?

Speaker 11 (28:31):
Hello, Hey, Antonio, Hi, who is this?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Come on? You know who it is?

Speaker 16 (28:42):
No, I don't. Who are you sold it?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You're silly? It's Eve from Bumble. Oh my god, do
you forget about me already?

Speaker 16 (28:54):
No?

Speaker 12 (28:55):
I didn't forget about you. I'm just surprised.

Speaker 16 (28:57):
Oh my god, I surprised you.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
You really have been out of the dating game.

Speaker 12 (29:04):
I mean I have Sorry, people just call each other
right away when they exchange numbers.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
When things are this hot.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah wow, I mean I couldn't resist.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You're like a little flavor Fox.

Speaker 16 (29:15):
Oh, just so a flavor Fox. I am out of it.
I've never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Wow, so I'm waiting for what I'm waiting for you
to ask me out?

Speaker 16 (29:31):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (29:33):
Doing really forward? But sure, what are you doing Friday?
Do you want to grab a drink?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh my god, I thought you'd never ask.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Uh, Friday is actually perfect for me?

Speaker 16 (29:48):
Okay, great, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Can you just hold on for like one quick second?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, sure, hey, Bred, Yeah, I'm on the phone with you,
and he wants to.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Meet on Friday.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Is that okay? Uh?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Huh yeah, No, Frida is good perfect?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh my god, Antonio, great news. Fred and I are
both good for Friday.

Speaker 16 (30:16):
Who is Fred?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
He's just someone I'm interested in, and he's interested in
me and interested in you.

Speaker 16 (30:28):
Why are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh wait, oh my god, hold on, I forgot hey, Chris.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, I'm talking to Antonio and he wants to go
out on Friday.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Does Friday work?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh heck?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
What a happening, Antonio?

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Who is that?

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Real?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Quick to recap?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm good with Friday Fred's and it sounds like Chris
could be free.

Speaker 12 (30:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What I'm trying to say.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Don't want to go I only want to go on
a day with you.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You're so talkative.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Can I just ask you what time you were thinking
for the spaghetti night with extra meatbolls?

Speaker 12 (31:05):
If you're talking about the two guys you talk about,
is the meatballs?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I should have said like neighborhood watch, but everybody's distracted.

Speaker 12 (31:16):
No, hey, I'm not interested in hanging out with you
and two other guys.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh my god, it's not two other guys.

Speaker 12 (31:23):
Hey Carl what Carl Friday, the random dude you keep
talking to.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Oh yeah, that sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
No, oh my god, no, what so Carl's in for
the potluck where everybody forgot the food potluft?

Speaker 16 (31:40):
No, I don't want to go on a date with
these guys.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
What do you think this is?

Speaker 16 (31:45):
What do I? What do you think this is? Mecnum bumble.
You're one person.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
I'm one person.

Speaker 16 (31:50):
I'm not calling around asking women. Am I in my auhold?
If people want to go in a date.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
With us, all it is is like a flash mob
with less choreography but a lot or eye contact.

Speaker 16 (32:01):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (32:02):
You keep using these sexual metaphors that what are you
talking about?

Speaker 11 (32:07):
What?

Speaker 18 (32:08):
No, that's offensive, that's what you're describing Flash Bob, neighborhood,
watch spaghetti with.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
Idea.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Let's show up. Okay, the buzz cutboll.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Tell you it's fun and it's actually just a prank
phone call. This is brought from the radio show Broke
and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 12 (32:49):
Oh my god, what I was losing my mind.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Your buddy Frank set you up. He said you matched
with the girl tumble and you're nervous. So I'm going
to bring in the buzz cut was to mess with you.

Speaker 12 (33:02):
Thank you. I'm thinking I'm now worse off than before.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's your first time dating for a long time, where
you're like a little excited.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Ah party well, party lost.

Speaker 16 (33:19):
Yeah, when you put it that way, i'md.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Wee up.

Speaker 11 (33:23):
Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Everyone deals with nerves in different ways. Yeah, Jose bites
his fingernails, Brook twirls her hair and scratches her armpits.
And a lot of people don't know this, but when
I get a little bit panicky, my childhood made Lucy
calls me on the phone and sings me to sleep
in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You fall asleep in the middle of whatever you're doing
because you're a little nervous.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Time of day, anytime of day, even in my thirties,
it is still soothing and healthy.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Our listener Kyle wished he had a loose jeff what
happened on the way to his first meet up with
a woman? You're gonna find out a brand new second
date update right after this second date update. This is
not a new thing. It's a broken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
We've been doing this segment for a long time, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Well, not in a segment. I mean, it's not new
that we've talked about. When you're more than five to
ten minutes late to a first date, I think we
can all agree at least a text is needed to
give them an update.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I even think?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Five?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Five?

Speaker 11 (34:39):
Yeah? Five?

Speaker 8 (34:41):
Sitting there alone feels like a long.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
But the thing is, what do you say to keep
it light and fun? Still? Do you go with like
a sorry I'm late. I just needed some extra time
to emotionally prepare myself for how hot you are?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Did that take you five minutes to come up with it.
I feel like you're standing on the you can just watch.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I mean, use this the wasted time the right way,
or do you go with my personal favorite, sorry I'm late.
My pants were fighting me and frankly they lost because
you don't have pants exactly. Keep it mysterious and flirty,
so that she's wondering the whole time, regretfully have them all.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, I don't know that. I'm glad we're not doing
textual healing right now.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
The reason that I bring it all up, all this
lateness is because our buddy Kyle says he was late
for his date the other day, and I want to
know what he texted to her. Kyle, what was your
line when you were late?

Speaker 9 (35:36):
I didn't really have a line. I kind of was
just like, hey, sorry, I'm going to late.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
That's solid that you don't want to use the fighting
pants line the next time, because I use it.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I don't like a lot of communication apparently.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
But also, if you think about it, you don't want
to make a big deal. You're already late. You want
to make it quick. I'll be right there.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Okay, you're done with questions. Question questions for you? Tell
us about your date. Oh, what was this lady's name
that you met the other day?

Speaker 9 (36:12):
So her name is Ashley.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, okay, I would ask where you met her, but
I apparently am just really upset.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
That's a terrible question. Go back to the date, Kyle.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
So I'll kind of introduced her through some mutual friends.
I met her, Yet this is going to be our
first time meeting.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
So it's like an old fashioned blind date.

Speaker 11 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
So we were supposed to go to dinner and then
you know, maybe it's like a movie. We didn't really
have a clear plan. But it was Friday night and
traffic was extremely bad.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
But wait, she devoted a Friday night date to you.
That is already a good side.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Wait, why is Friday a good sign.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
You don't give up weekend nights?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Friday is a weekend.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, Well, if.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
It's a Tuesday afternoon date, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
It's not hot, gotcha. So Friday night, you're saying traffic
on the way was terrible.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
You know how some people when they get nervous, they
like shake their knee like they're like up and down.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Yeah. I was doing that a lot.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
To the point where my shoe came off while I
was driving like, I was extremely nervous.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Panic attack while you were driving in A shoe came off.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I was freaking out.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
I did.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
I don't want to be late, so I had to
pull over to fix it. But when I pulled over,
I guess my car was sticking out in the road
too much. And there this guy that was talking at me.
And you know, I'm not the most patient person. So
we got into a little bit of I would call
it a little bit of road rage.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, this is all before you arrived to the date.
This is explaining, this.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Is leading up to the date.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Why you're not in a good mindset. My friend, you're
a road rage guy.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm I'm a road rage guys.
Point why I galloped the car on screaming, but you know,
like I'm yelling, I'm lifting up my shoe, being like, hey,
all I'm trying to do is pull this.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
All I'm trying to Okay, now looks like you're threatening
the other day.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, now, I'm really glad all you said to your
date was sorry, I'm late. Yeah, any more explanation of
what just went down could have.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Been a red fla.

Speaker 9 (37:59):
I'm trying Okay, I'm trying. I'm really sort That's why
I tried to keep it simple. But I was getting
close to the restaurant and I realized that my breath
though I have a little bit of garlic for lunch.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
So wait, now you have sticky breath. Were late and
you were just in a road range incident.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
Yeah, it had been a very long, long day.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
His date doesn't know any of that.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Well, I understand. I'm just thinking of his mental state.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Walking into the restaurant seems great.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I'm thinking dishoveled.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Did you stop to get gum? Then?

Speaker 16 (38:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:30):
So I told her that I stopped at the drug
store to get something. I didn't tell it was dumb.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I didn't want her to know, oh, said, she probably
thinks you're stopping to get prophylactics for the end of
the day.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I think it's something worse, like an antibiotic for Oh.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Yeah, No, I didn't tell her, but I did let
her know. So I got there around like twenty five
to thirty minutes late.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh, it's too late, and it sounds like you're doing
errands instead.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
You say, I'm stopping at the store.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Yeap.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
What was it like when you saw you.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Could tell that she was a little annoyed, and I
understand that because I would be too, but you know,
I apologize. She eventually kind of just like rolled her
eyes and made a joke about it, and we moved on.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Okay, Yeah, so it sounds like things are getting back
on track.

Speaker 17 (39:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
I mean I ordered those both doubles when we got
there because we both had a rough day. Everything seemed
like it was gonna be okay. But as dinner started ending,
like I started realizing, like she definitely brought up going
back to her place anymore, and we talked about that
a lot in the in the text, so I was like, oh,
I tried to hint at it a little bit. I
had a couple of drinks, so you know, I wasn't
like in my best date of mind, so I tried

(39:37):
to hint at it. I was like, wow, you know,
so early we could go and do whatever.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Trying to get her to take the lead to be like, oh,
let's do movies now.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
Yeah, yeah exactly. I was like, I was you, we
could like go back to your place and watch a movie.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Or you know, this is why you plan Friday night meals.
Last Friday night date.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
Was like, we'll have the date and if things go well,
then maybe we can hang out after two.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Because it's Friday exactly.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Man, we had that whole conversation. Everything seemed like it
was leading to that point, and then she hits me with, oh,
you know, I'm a school teacher, so I have to
grade papers.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Oh it's Friday night, late night paper graded after a
couple of drinks.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Did you believe that?

Speaker 11 (40:21):
No?

Speaker 9 (40:22):
I didn't believe that.

Speaker 12 (40:23):
Yeah, it is a Friday night.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
You are here with me getting drinks on her Friday night.
There's no ways you're going to go home and go
Yeah you know, I'm just gonna grade some of you.

Speaker 10 (40:31):
I'm just pretty funk in before the real party starts.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
You're not a dedicated school teacher, though, are you?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Like you're actually care I'm wondering if she decided before
she even saw you, just because you're half an hour late.
You come in, you do a bunch of apologies.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Like shoe, you order a double shot the second year.
I don't know why she wouldn't want to go out.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I just wondering if she didn't give you the chance
that maybe you were hoping for Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Mean again, like, I understand, but I feel like I
tried my best to like bring the comedation back on
conversations there were weren't bad, Like it seems like everything
was going well.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
But yeah, but when you're that late, you're starting in
the hole.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Yeah, what the news is? We live in that hole,
so we can help. We know all the ways to
get out of it.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
We're gonna try and help you.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
We're gonna call, We're gonna try and get you your
second date update with Ashley right after this Hold on
second date update if you're just joining us for the
second date update. We've been talking to Kyle and here's
the unfortunate thing that happened to him, without any fault
of his own. He was late. Yeah, I mean I

(41:35):
would really like a bunch of yeah. Well, like his.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Shoe came off because he was nervous and he couldn't
control it.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That he got in a fight with the guy.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
A few people in our studio do assume that he
walked in looking disheveled and bloody and angry and immediately
ordered himself a double shot.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I don't know where he got bloody either, like bloodied
him up. The bloody How bad is rush?

Speaker 12 (41:57):
Hour for you.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Yeah, so it's not a great look. But let's remember
he did order her a double shot too. Yeah, let's
give him a little bit of credit.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It was a double shot. I thought it was just
a double drink. It is so impressive come with shot
glasses compared to coming with it.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah, fair point. You guys are right. But apparently there
was some texting before the date about possibly hanging out afterwards,
maybe even to watch a movie at her place, which
is something that she never brought up. So was she
turned off by his lateness or was it something else.
That's our job to figure out and do whatever we
can to help Kyle get another hangout.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, we never even heard Kyle. Have you talked to
her since the date?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:44):
No, No I haven't. I've been trying to get it.

Speaker 16 (42:48):
Yeah, so I had, I had reached out.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
I didn't hear anything. So so my friends said, had asked,
how did they go? I kind of told them what
happened if they could, like see if they could do
any digging for me, And I never really or anything back.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Man, you never talk to your friends about your dating life.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You set them up.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
No, always come to us first. We'll give you an
honest opinion whether or not you're gonna like it at all.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Maybe she's still grading papers, it's just been really busy.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
You don't want her because she's boring.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I mean, she's a great teacher, boring exactly.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
So let's just call her. We'll see if she picks
up and hopefully has some answers for us. But I'm
going to dial her number right now. It's Ashley, right, Okay, Ashley, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Hello, Hi?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Is this Ashley?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
How you doing today? This is a radio show. We're
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Your favorite Students.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
No, you're on the radio right now. We're Brooking Jeffrey
in the Morning, and we're doing a segment called a
second Date Update.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I wish it was that Teacher of the Year segment
that we do, but okay, okay.

Speaker 16 (44:18):
So what is it? Uh?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
See? This is a dating segment where we try to
help out our listeners who have gone out with somebody
and afterwards, if they're not getting a call back, we
try to help figure out the reason why.

Speaker 16 (44:28):
Okay, and you.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
According to our sources, went out with one of our
listeners named Kyle recently.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Our source is Kyle, just so you know.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Well, don't give away.

Speaker 18 (44:41):
Yeah, what about it?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Okay, Well, Kyle had some really nice things to say
about you and about your date.

Speaker 16 (44:47):
That's surprising.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay, Oh, it's surprising that he enjoyed.

Speaker 16 (44:51):
It, that he was talking about me and not himself.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Oh yeah, because the thing is, Kyle isn't one hundred
percent sure why you aren't meeting up a second time.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
He does acknowledge that he was late to the date, and.

Speaker 18 (45:10):
He okay, so he did tell you that. Okay, so yeah,
he's still on that. Okay, yes, he was late.

Speaker 16 (45:15):
He was very late.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Wait he's still on that? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 18 (45:18):
I mean before I even see this guy, I get
three separate texts within like the forty five minutes late.

Speaker 16 (45:23):
He was like, oh, I think.

Speaker 18 (45:25):
I'm gonna be late. Sorry, I'm going to be late.
Looks like I'm going to be late. I was like,
for the love.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Of god, well hold on, don't you like the communication
to let you know?

Speaker 18 (45:35):
I mean, you can just say at once and give
me an eca and then like I can chill. It's
just like play by play was like not native and
I can see.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
It sounded like he was really nervous before the date
and that he was really looking forward to it. So
maybe he just overdid the communication because he felt bad.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
So was it already over even by the time that
he just arrived at the restaurant?

Speaker 16 (45:54):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (45:54):
Not necessarily, but I mean it's like all we talked about.

Speaker 16 (45:58):
He's like, okay, so this happened in my shoe and.

Speaker 18 (46:01):
Then the like the drug store, and I'm like, oh
my god. I'm like, okay, okay, are we gonna like,
are we gonna go on a date? Are we just
going to like recap the reason you relate to this
date in the first place.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
So you're already trying to move on though that's a
good song.

Speaker 18 (46:16):
No, one hundred percent. I understand things happen.

Speaker 16 (46:18):
You can be late.

Speaker 18 (46:19):
But then that's like all I mean, you guys, he
was like stopping the waiter. I was like, finally, I'm
freaking starving, like with or something. He said, no, no,
I'll give as fifteen minutes. I got to talk to
her and then just like went on and on about
the lateness and I'm like, can I get a taco?

Speaker 17 (46:32):
Like?

Speaker 15 (46:32):
Please?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (46:35):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Like what if he was just nervous, you know, like
he messed up and he knows it.

Speaker 18 (46:41):
It almost feels like he planned this to have like
subject matter to talk about on this date.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, planned to be late and the shoe just so
he had conversation.

Speaker 18 (46:51):
He was like, this could be interesting. It made him
feel like I felt crazy. I was like, can we
do can you talk about anything else?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Oh my god, he's creating a date store.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
We did tell us the whole story, but only once. Yeah,
he only told us once.

Speaker 18 (47:03):
He loved the story. It's his favorite story. And I
can't believe he called the radio to tell it again.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
You maybe we can hear one more time when we
bring him on right now, because he is on the
other line. He really is. He's there listening and hoping
to talk to you. Kyle.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Hi, Actually, what's up?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Kyle?

Speaker 16 (47:23):
All right? You know I did.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
I totally understand what you're saying, Like I get it.
I didn't really mean to blake. I just wanted you
to know, like it really was a crazy situation.

Speaker 16 (47:33):
Like I was driving.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
I really didn't know like what else to do because
I was I was just nervous. My shoe fell off,
Like you.

Speaker 18 (47:40):
Guys get that part.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Wait wait wait wait wait, which foot, which foot was
the shoe on?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Don't encourage him, Kyle, don't tell the story again.

Speaker 9 (47:51):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yes, absolutely, I get I repeated
it a lot of times, but like, do you understand
how crazy of the.

Speaker 16 (47:58):
Story it is.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
So like.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
I tell you, it's anything, I don't want you to tell.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
The lady at the stores she's.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Okay, you guys, let's call time out on the conversation.
There's a lot going on here, and I want to
save some of Kyle's story for the side podcast that
we do with Brook, Alexis and Jose.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, that's just the shoe story. Yeah, we just do
a shoe story.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Clearly, Clearly, Ashley, he was very, very flustered by the
journey over to meet up with you on the date,
and he felt like it was important to at least
get it out there, to explain himself.

Speaker 18 (48:36):
He's literally still doing it, I know, but.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I think it's because he's defensive.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
More importantly, it's because he likes you.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Yeah, and you know, I was really looking forward to
going back to your house, you know, watching that movie,
and you know, maybe we could have ended up doing
something like later on that night.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Like I was really just.

Speaker 16 (48:57):
Even do.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
All you're going to keep doing is talking about this.

Speaker 16 (49:01):
I'm swear, I'm flustering, dude, I like it.

Speaker 18 (49:03):
It's a wrap, like what are we doing on the radio?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Okay, what we're doing is we're going to offer to
send you out on another date with Kyle. But I'm
assuming you're probably too busy grading like school papers and
you don't have a lot of free time in your schedule.

Speaker 18 (49:15):
By the way, Oh no, no, no, I'm I'm good. I'm
completely free.

Speaker 12 (49:19):
But I just don't want to talk about too.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
That was such a cold excuse to hang out with
him again.

Speaker 16 (49:25):
Yeah, you know, what else was I supposed to do?
Who was killing me?

Speaker 18 (49:28):
Like at least like I have, Like I have an
actual thing to do, that's like a job. Maybe he
would like release me from the torture.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
It's just she has.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Very clear boundaries of yes, she wants and that's that's respectable.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
But I don't.

Speaker 18 (49:43):
I just want to have a meal. I don't like.
That's not a huge boundary.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Okay, okay, ask I get it, I get it.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
I get it. You want me to reac out, but
you're talking about this meal, the meal, the meal, the meal,
the meal, all the time. That's are you.

Speaker 18 (49:55):
Out of your mind?

Speaker 9 (49:57):
I mean, does I'm just saying you were talking about capping,
and now we're recapping this whole thing about how I
didn't talk about.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Like reverb.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Let's end this. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Lines right now, so we send you out one more time,
last chance, I.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Think, end the story. Yeah, this story is over.

Speaker 18 (50:17):
Hey, goodbye radio people.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Oh man, Kyle, I'm sorry, man, Well.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
To be honest, good because I need I need someone
with a latch atensive man who can at least like
entertain what's going on here. You know what I'm saying,
like I'm being I'm being told that I'm just doing
too much, and she's doing the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you picked up what she
was saying.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Maybe what he was saying.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
But okay, so much. Okay, but take us back to
the traffic light. Okay, go back to the chair because
I'm still curious.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
I mean, if you actually want to know, I can
tell you.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Keep going working Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I
felt bad for Kyle because he definitely wanted the whole
world to hear about his harrowing story on the way
to the date. And in his defense, a lot of
dating is talking about things that happened to you in
your life.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
She's different things and then asking about their things.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Yeah, you know, but I can also understand his date's perspective.
She doesn't want to rehash the details over and over
and hear how the sausage was made. She just literally
wants to eat sausage.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
We were set up for failure from the beginning. We
rehash what happened.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I mean, that's the whole point of the segment, is
to rehash.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
What happened on the date, which is exactly the last
thing she wanted.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
To be here.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
You feel even more against it.

Speaker 14 (51:38):
So man, still.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Don't really understand the sausage thing.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
But yeah, well she didn't want to hear why he
was late.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
She wanted jeff Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Yeah that's just me. But whatever food you like to
eat or talk about, we can help you in your
dating life. You can always email the show and we
can help call that person who hasn't calling you back.
And go check out our second Dates where you get
your podcast. They're available online at Brook and.

Speaker 11 (52:02):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
A radio station is in trouble and it's not us
this time Brook and Jeffrey in the.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Morning, someone out did us.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
The radio station I'm talking about is in Australia. It's
call letters are C A Day Kada and last year
they hired a new DJ named Tie. She's an Asian
woman looks to be in her mid thirties and she
brought really pretty She brought listeners a four hour mix
of hip hop and R and B hits for your

(52:36):
work days.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
That's nice, you know, Yeah, it really does good for her.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
It was a very popular show. One of the listeners
who really enjoyed it was a reporter for a local
Australian newspaper and she would listen to Tie while driving
around during the day. But she noticed Tye kept saying
the phrase old school like a lot.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Every single day.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
It could be like one of those catchphrases. You know
we all have slogans for our radio station.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Yeah, well it was more than that. She kept saying
it in like the same spots, the same way every time,
Like this is kicking it old school with this hit
from Jah Rule. We're going old school with Mary J. Blige.
We're gonna do it old school today. So this listener
thought it was weird, so she decided to do some
research on her favorite radio host, and it was tough

(53:27):
because Tie didn't have a last name, there was no
bio about her on the station website, already couldn't find
her social media accounts, and after hours of research, she
learned the truth that Tie isn't a real person. The
radio station had been fooling the audience for over six
months using an AI radio persona.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
How do people know we're real, Jeff, because we.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Don't say old school all the time.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah, yeah, we say new school.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
The company's just waiting to replace us with AI. They
want to so badly.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Yeah, me too. News broken? How do you think the
listeners responded, Brooke.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I don't know that they cared? Is that bad that
they liked?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Care?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But I don't know that they did.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Some of them didn't care, but most of them were
totally pissed.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Oh good, Oh there is still some passion around, but
feel good.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Apparently AI radio DJs are becoming extremely common in Australia.
There's a lot of stations there that just do it
all day long. So has our station hired them to
do laser stories. If you hear me say old school
twenty times in the next segment, you're gonna know laser
stories coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

(54:48):
that's getting into the robotics game by creating a brand
new product called Rumba Bidet. Just blot down over your
little vacuum friend and you don't even privacy.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh my god, no.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
It's wonderful. Now your floors aren't the only thing sparkling
clean thanks to laser stories.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Talking with it.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, I mean you're hope. You're finally hoping it is
stuck in a corner.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's the segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser and those other splash fascists just done. This
first laser story is out of Colorado. A man named
Lucas Brown was serving time in jail, a ninety day
sentence and in the corrections facility, they have a program

(55:34):
for the inmates where they can help out in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
They put the knives away though, don't worry it makes
sense or time down anyway. The other night Lucas was
in there helping when he left to take out the
trash and then just ran off. Yeah, okay, he was
only on the loose for thirty five minutes until deputies
caught up to him. So he didn't make it to freedom.
And that's unfortunate because Lucas was actually set to be

(55:59):
really least less than forty eight hours later.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Maybe Lucas is bad at math.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Apparently he lost track of his time inside of the facility.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
That's why he had to make those x marks in her,
those dashes in yourself.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
He did not realize he'd already done eighty eight out
of his required ninety days.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Dude, what did he get tacked on?

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Then?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Just like this feels like forever and I've only been
here a week.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Another twist, Lucas was previously caught escaping back in twenty
seventeen when he was just four days away from being
let out. It wasn't the first time he could not
set a calendar. Reminder, guys, maybe he made so.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Many friends in jail.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
He doesn't want to go.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
This is what happens when men don't have women to
help them understand.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Where they need to go.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Where he doesn't want to leave his boyfriend, No word
on how much extra time is being tacked on due
to the escape attempt, but official say it's a lot
more now.

Speaker 11 (56:51):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
This next laser story is out of the Netherlands. A
mother was trying to educate her three young children on
fine r art when they gave her a lesson instead
on why you shouldn't bring young kids into galleries. The
woman's name is Julia Beekough and she says she turned
for just a second to help her six year old

(57:13):
tie their shoes. Yeah, that's when her three year old
sauntered over to a famous Mark Rothko painting and with
the end of his toy dinosaur, started to pretend to
pain on it himself.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I mean some of the modern art. I mean, I
love it, but it does look like a child did it.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
So the mother screamed and the child's cried, but the
damage had already been done.

Speaker 10 (57:37):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
There were scratches all over the work of art, which
was valued at around fifty seven million dollars. And while
officials say the scratches superficial, they aren't sure if they
can fix them completely because the painting was unvarnished. So
restoration efforts are underway, but the museum has not said

(57:58):
whether the mother will be held live for the cost
of the repairs.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Oh, maybe six million.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
This was a kardashh smy.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
The same museum is no stranger to charging people, though.
In twenty eleven, a tourist accidentally stepped on a famous
piece of floor artwork called the Peanut Butter Plaque and
was asked by the institution to pay for repairs up
to three million dollars million.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
What we're gonna reached into this gallery.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
It's just not worth going into art galleries. Just do
it online.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Don't step on the art, Jeff, It's not that hard.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
All the titles are all art.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
This next lazer story is out of Japan.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I got there first.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Twenty seven year old Minghao Yang is a Chinese student
studying in Tokyo, and it was his goal to climb
Mount Fujio.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Cool goal.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
He made that dream come true, reaching the summit at
twelve three hundred and eighty eight feet before experiencing altitude
sickness that brutal. In fact, he was unable to descend
the trail because of how sick he felt, so the
rescue teams were called in and luckily they were able
to get a helicopter to take Minghow to safety.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Oh yeah, no kidding, people passed Jane. It was after
he already made the top.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, just one problem. Once back, minghow realized he forgot
his cell phone up there.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
You gotta go back commercial, you just leave it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Days later he went back. Once he hit ten thousand feet,
started to feel sick again. Japanese officials had to send
the helicopter up a second time.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
So much money that one.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
You just have to be like, you don't get it,
You don't get the helicopter anymore.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
And just roll down.

Speaker 16 (59:53):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Minghoo was taken to a local hospital and released with
no injuries the following morning. As for his phone, officials
have banned him from attempting another ascent to retrieve it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
You ever got it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Second time you never got it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
You couldn't find it in almost snow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
And he's definitely not allowed back at least till the
bathroom's first aid stations and everything is open again starting
in June.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Imagine him asking people, hey, will you call myself yet?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Just waiting at the trail.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
Your final laser story is out of car talks. A
new survey asked the question which generation has the worst drivers,
and alexis, you're not gonna believe this, gen Z one
boom boomers. Only thirty percent of Gen z ors believe
their generation drives more safely than others.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah, I would feel more safe with my mom than
I would with Alexis.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I guess, I mean, if you think about it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Yeah, at least gen Z admits that they're not the safest.
It was the lowest percentage of any group. Then, forty
three percent of millennials think their generation has the safest drivers. Yeah,
sixty percent of Gen xers say the same thing as
do sixty three percent of Baby boomers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I've fallen and I can get out because they go
so slow that if they hit anything, it's actually not much.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
The main issue gen Zer's claim is they have to
deal with more distractions than any other generation.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Why would they have more than us?

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Because they have all their phones and technology, they have
multiple apps, but they.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
They have to have with the big screens that too,
it's just calling to You're not gonna lie the TESTA
screens are fun.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
No wonder they have to struggle so much behind the way.
Fifty four percent say they've eaten non handheld foods while driving.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I could never We're gonna start. Yeah, we just had
this discussion the other day on our shows.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Yet, but it has to be handheld, ladies. It can't
have to be a granola bar.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Actually, yeah, driven while exhausted and playing a video game?

Speaker 17 (01:01:53):
No game?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Fifteen percent have had a raging argument in the rear
view mirror with themselves drive in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Oh yeah, yelling at yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Oh yeah, I can't say I have Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
And thirteen percent admit that they've driven with a pet
on their lap.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Oh yeah, let's hope.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
So, speaking of a pet on their lap, this guy
has a shoe on his that's a transition and he
used a Bogo cupon to get it two for one
deal at the Pink Pony Pump Club. And that sound
means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
We got a brand new player to the show today.
Her name is r Bell. She's a stay at home
mom of two boys, age three and nine, and she
says the only reason that she called in is because
her son loves the show. She doesn't really care for
it very much, but she wants to impress the nine
year old, so she's going to suffer through us in

(01:03:01):
order to impress him. Ar Bell, thanks for being here.

Speaker 11 (01:03:05):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I wonder why you got that country music theme going
on the back or some dueling banjos.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Yeah, and she's stealing my my thing.

Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I just picture her being out in the countryside raising
up two wild boys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Okay, ar Bell, I'm mo brooking, Jeffries rang. They all
just circle around in the living room around their stand
up radio.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
It rings the cow bells.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Are close?

Speaker 16 (01:03:34):
Pretty close?

Speaker 12 (01:03:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Well, good morning to the boys then as well.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio so
we can get to the game.

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?

Speaker 16 (01:03:49):
I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Good luck? Your time starts now. April is National Kite Month,
which founding father discovered electricity by attaching a key to
a kite in a storm. An octopus has nine brains,
how many hearts? Does it have three hawkings? Is the
name of the fictional town where what popular Netflix show
is set?

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:04:13):
My goodness, what is it?

Speaker 16 (01:04:17):
Stranger?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
What's the only planet in our solar system not named
after a god or goddess? Pas spends a lot of
time on that one question. There, Ur Bell, just enjoying
yourself too much. I think Brook's coming back into the
studio here now. Like I said before, our Bell is
a stay at home mom with two boys. So we
would love to get a parenting tip from you because

(01:04:40):
we have a lot of parents who listen. They take
their kids to school, they throw this on in the background.
What's one good piece of parenting advice for any moms
and dads.

Speaker 14 (01:04:48):
Out there, if you're becoming a new mom, don't buy
your kids something every time you go to the store.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
There's so much power in the art of no when
it comes to children.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Yeah, okay, that's helpful for people out there. Brook. It's
your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
All right? Kind it out? Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Yeah, okay, I've ready to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Your time starts now. April is National Kite Month, which
founding father discovered electricity by attaching a key to a
kite in a storm Benjamin Franklin. An octopus has nine brains?
How many hearts does it have?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Nine?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Hawkins is the name of the fictional town where what
popular Netflix show is it? What's the only planet in
our solar system not named after a god or goddess?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Uranus?

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
In two thousand and two, which celebrity became the first
black woman to win the Oscar for Best Actress?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I think it was Halle Berry.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
All right, that's it. The answers are in time to
go over to the scoreboard to see how you both
did with jose Dogs your bed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Because if you get yeah, hippie and hippie.

Speaker 10 (01:06:03):
Marvel you got three correct name pretty good and Brook
you did get an extra question that Arvel didn't get
and you needed it because you also got three.

Speaker 17 (01:06:18):
I signed.

Speaker 16 (01:06:19):
That's okay, He'll be proud of me.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Yeah, Ty does go to the house on these Let's
go over the answers. April's National Kite Month. The founding
father who discovered electricity by attaching a key to a
kitening store and was Benjamin Franklin. Octopus has nine brains
and three hearts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I wanted a heart for every brain, finding Dori that
how you knew it, That's how I knew.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Wow, that was amazing. Hawkins is the name of the
fictional town from Stranger Things. The only planet in our
solar system not named after a god or goddess is
planet Earth. Oh and the celebrity who became the first
black woman to win the Oscar for Best Actress would
be Halle Berry. So unfortunately it was not enough to
beat Brooke today. But just for playing our belt, we

(01:07:03):
are going to give you a gift card for Disney
to use at any Disney theme park or online in
the Disney store. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
All right, Yeah, I like how your son's going to
be proud of you for tying, but he wouldn't have
been if you had lost.

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
Oh, yes, that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
We'll come back and play again soon and you can
actually get a victory.

Speaker 11 (01:07:24):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
All Right, we're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks
same time tomorrow

Speaker 11 (01:07:30):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.