FULL SHOW: Alexis’ Dinner Date Fail, Jeff Quits Singing + Friendship Bracelet Date (7/23/25)

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 23rd, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to your brand new full show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's an hour of i'd say fun Yeah, Breck and
Jeffrey in the morning, and you found our podcast and we.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Love that you're here today.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The big debate on our show is singing at a
concert okay or not okay?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I mean always okay, well always okay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
But you'll hear why we got into it coming up,
because we had a brand new What's on Your Mind?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We got a brand new second date for you. We've
got laser.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Stories, but we always love to start with you.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You are really the star of the show. So what
do you see in the comments?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Alexis Beth said, Hey, guys, I listened from England on
my way to and from school every day and I'm obsessed.
Earlier today I found your TikTok page.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Was shocked.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
None of you looked like what I expected. I expected
Brooke to have long, dark, straight hair.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Interesting, I've gotten all sorts of expectations.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Over the days, people were like, I literally thought you
were like a sixty year old bald, fat guy.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Yeah. I'm not sick, not yet.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, And I will say we always do video of
What's on your mind. So the whole segment is video,
so if you want to watch it after you listen
to it right now, you can't pop over to.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Our YouTube page.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's just search Brooke and Jeffrey and as sure answer anyway,
all the things, yeah things follow subscribe and enjoyed this
brand new full hour real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
We got to talk about Coldplay. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, because.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Already talking yet, even my kids are talking about it.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
Oh yeah, we all saw what happened on the jumbo
tron last week, and personally, I think it was just
a big misunderstanding and that nice CEO and hr lady.
We're just doing a company trust fall exercise together as
part of a team building event, and if the camera
zoomed out, you would have seen everyone in their company

(01:49):
doing the trust balls all in that section.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
At the same time, I thought she was so emotional
by Coldplay's music she was about to pass out.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
So he was he was supporting her, Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We'll say he was about to give her the himel.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Now, despite what the Internet has been suggesting with all
the viral jokes and the clips over the past week
or so, Coldplay takes no joy in destroying other people's relationships.
I mean, I thought that was his whole thing.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It sounded like he, Chris Martin, was really into it.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Heard him say, well, that couple's either having an affair.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, Well now they're actively trying to make sure
that doesn't ever happen again.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
A place to go to.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Well that their latest show in Wisconsin. Chris Martin warned
the audience before they did the kisscan thing, and he announced, quote,
we'd like to say hello to some of you in
the crowd. How we're gonna do that is we're going
to use our cameras and put some of you on
the big screen. So please, if you haven't done your makeup,
go do your makeup.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Did he did he use air quotes when he said
do your makeup?

Speaker 7 (02:59):
I'm pretty sure he did. And they didn't even show
any couples. The next time they did kiss.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Cam out the cheaters come on.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
So that trend is dying. Thank god, there's no kiss
cams in here. During the shot College.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Question of the Day, we're all holding each other.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
The images captured are equally sexy and incriminating, because that's
what happens when our digital producer Jake gets up on
that microphone, do your thing, man.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Well, on this day back in nineteen oh four, in
the sweltering heat of the Saint Louis World's Fair, ice
cream Finder ran out of bulls and said, screw it,
roll up that waffle. I'll scoop some prelead cream in there,
And just like that, the ice cream cone was born.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, was like the first flavor.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I think he probably made that.

Speaker 10 (03:48):
Ye.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
But ever since then, gluttonous humans have shoved everything imaginable
into a cone, sprinkles and hot fudge to squid ink
and raw horse meat.

Speaker 11 (03:59):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
I saw the day. That's why you're in a weird
place on the internet wherever you are.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
I saw it too, and that's why today I'm quizzing
you on ice cream flavors from around the world during
a special Lick It or Leave It edition of plenty
of twenty. Oh, So you guys will say number one
through twenty, I'll tell you about a unique frozen treat
made somewhere on Earth. You just have to decide if

(04:25):
it's a real ice cream flavor by saying lick it,
or if it's fake by saying leave it.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Lick it or leave it could be the new cold
Play Kiss Camp.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
We'll start with the woman who has never once in
her life turned down an invitation to go get a
sweet treat. That's Alexis.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
She never wants.

Speaker 9 (04:44):
Three number three, Alexis. Your ice cream flavor is from
Canada and it's named Ketchup Chip Crunch, inspired by the
beloved snack. This bold red ice cream features a tanging
Ketchup bass with crispy potato chip swirls, sweet salty, deeply confusing,
just like Canadian politics. I need you to tell me

(05:05):
is this ice cream flavor real or did we make
it up?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
I didn't think it was a commentary on Canadian politics.
I've always heard that Ketchup is a big flavor though
in Cana like Ketchup chips and Ketchup everything chips.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Ice cream.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's like fries and ice cream. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm gonna say lick it.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Lexus says, lick it. We made that one up. Canada
is not real, Brook, your turn three has been chosen.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm gonna choose seven.

Speaker 12 (05:40):
Brook.

Speaker 9 (05:40):
Your International frozen Treat flavor is from Japan. What Sabby
ice Cream. It's a daring blend of sweet, cream and
sinus clearing with sabi. This flavor balance is cool vanilla
with a fiery kick that sneaks up on you like
a ninja in the freezer, Asle, Is this a real
popular flavor or is it made up?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
This is hard for me because I love with Sabby
flavored things with Sabby almond, I love with sabi peas.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I just love with Saby. So I'm gonna.

Speaker 13 (06:11):
Say, bite giant horse riders with Sabby in front of it.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Clear my sinuses.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Lick it, Brooke says, lick it.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
We are.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Is real?

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Jose? Is your turn? Three and seven have been chosen?
Let's go ten, Jose. Your international flavor is from the Philippines.
It's called Shrimp Chip Sunday seafood meets dessert and this
interesting combo of prawn, cracker, crunch fish, sauce, caramel and vanilla.
If you dare, Oh, I want to tell me it's

(06:43):
just ice cream, a real flavor or did we make
it up?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
A lot of shrimp does come frozen like in the
grocery stores. You can just pop that in the blender
right there, Lizzy.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
I mean, there's just too many ingredients. If it was
just like a shrimp ice cream. I could almost it.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Man, I'm gonna say, oh, it's leave it liquior ticket.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
I can't assign a ticket.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
No, no, leave it.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
Jose says, that's made up, No ticket for Jose. We
did make that one up, Jeffrey, Three, seven, and ten
have been chosen so far. Give me two, jeff Your
international ice cream flavor is from Scotland. It's cold hagis
Delight oatmeal cookie ice cream with a ribbon of a
spiced mystery meat fudge. It tastes like a tradition and

(07:36):
a dare all in one. Is it a real flavor?
Or did we make it up?

Speaker 7 (07:40):
You know? Why aren't we doing these for our Summer
Dare challenge?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
This isn't entertaining still time.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Is this real or fake? I'm gonna look deep into
Jake's eye for this one, because he may lie to
us all the time, but his eyes can't. They're gonna
get so, Jake, look at me so that I can
judge you properly across your eyes like this is how
they look. Okay, fine, that's fine. Open your mouth ever
so slightly, okay, nice, Lick your lip a little bit,

(08:09):
turning your head just a little bit. Oh my, this
is really working for me. I'm gonna say based on
that look alone, that's yeah, don't do that. Just because
of that, I could sense that it was real from Jake,
So give me Haggis ice cream in Scotland is a

(08:30):
lick it please.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
Jeffrey says it's real. Jeff to me my pips do not,
and Jose We're down to you. Brooke, We're gonna make this.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Sudden down all right, my lucky number.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
Then seventeen brook Your international ice cream flavor is from
Thailand called Coconut Sticky rice ice cream, inspired by the
famous Deserted bands sweet coconut milk with chewy rice creams
along something called Mugby Yes ye beans, rice and coconut,
and your dessert isick wow, wicked in an instant Win

(09:11):
one Today's edition, up.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
And Brooks. Since you wanted to get to choose who
gets shocked, they're going to be singing Unholy by Sam Smith.
Who's that going to be?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think Alexis for her failure to no ice cream?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You feel quickest, mummy, don't know Daddy's getting hot?

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Oh something on Holy. That was the fact that she
was smiling so big talking about what Daddy's doing.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
How it is?

Speaker 7 (09:43):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
So our office recently got a sales bell so that
the sales team here can dramatically ring it anytime they
accomplished something positive. I don't want a bell, Well, it's
for the sales. I'm with you, jose I figured why
don't we get a bell too that we could ring

(10:11):
whenever one of us does something noteworthy on the show.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh, never mind.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
That was for me explaining all of that so well concisely.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
So this is just a bell for you to ring
every time you talk.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
That one was for me looking like a tasty little
snack when I came into work.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I am not even hitting a sound effect. You have
a real bell.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
That one's for me showing restraint and not doing any
naughty things to myself when I caught my reflection in
the window just now. So I am on a roll today.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
You're wearing an old olive garden sweatshirt right now.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Snack sweater looking at So let's see if anybody else
can earn the bell when we go around the room
for What's on your Mind? We're gonna do it at
eight ten. You did I remember the time? Were doing
it right now? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
And if fatty fish and us I E Berries are
considered brain food, that sounds good. We serve the exact

(11:10):
opposite on this segment, giant keeping bowls of brain sludge. Yeah,
what's on your Mind? Where we go around the room
and erase our listener's IQ points one sentence at a time.
We're gonna start the unsmartening process with Brook Brook what's
on your mind?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Man, I had one of the most wild, most exhausting
weeks of our family's life.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
You say that every single week you talk about your face.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Exhaustion.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, my daughter's All star team went to the statement.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Actually, yeah, it was really cool. It's a really cool experience.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
But it was the first time because I always coach right,
so I'm always on the field with them.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
That's why they win.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, this time of the championship game, I was in
the stands as a spectator.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Weird? Did that feel weird?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I mean you terrible? So stress and Ducy, I felt
like I wanted to vomit.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Every time my daughter got up and I'm like, this
is ten you, little league? Why am I so stressed?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Were the coaches on the field not performing up to
your standard of coaching?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
But then when she's up to bat, I'm like, I
don't know what to yell because I don't want to
be like too overbearing. I don't want to coach because
she has enough coming at her.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
But I also wanted to know that I'm supportive of her.
Watching I was sew in my head about all of it.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
So I'm out there yelling things like I'm proud of you,
good job, like not making any sense.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
I'm here for support, but not to coach.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Remember that this is just a small moment in your life.
Don't have a big impact on the grand importance of things.

Speaker 13 (12:51):
I love you, whether you strike out or not.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Worst ever, this part of your honey, it's not the
end of your journey.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Started selling nowhere everybody.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well, there's this girl for the last couple of years
who comes in and out of my life.

Speaker 13 (13:13):
Right she plans dates, starts texting me.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
We started text daily, We get all excited about each other,
and then she just ghosts me.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Okay, coaching. It's just a small moment.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
This girl is the end off.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
You'll be okay. That's her yelling to the window. I
don't show up. Just suck it up, buddy. So anyway,
that was four or five months ago.

Speaker 13 (13:35):
I moved on whatever. The other day she hits me up.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
I of course, right as always, and she's doing the
whole like, hey, I'm so excited to reconnect and thinking about.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
You like always.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You didn't reply, but I'm guessing you.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Oh of course I did.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
All right, So we talk for just a little bit
and then again nothing right. I may a Facebook status,
and I'm like, man, I swear I attract the most
boring girls.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Right, passive aggressive?

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Sure enough?

Speaker 13 (14:11):
Guess who started texting me?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
I get right?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
No, So I get a text that just says boring.
Huh right, I don't respond to it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, you don't. Finally take the higher road, yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
At this point I'm like, oh, this is silly, dude.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Your guys are playing each other's passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Game exactly, exactly, exactly passive aggressive the other wise exactly.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
So finally, the.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Next morning I wake up and I see paragraph after paragraph.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
And I am never going to read any other.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
After books after books, and I just shut it off.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I clicked read and I gave her a taste of
her own medicine.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I know you were going to say, and I'm finally
in a relationship, so I.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Would like to ask somebody to officially be my girl.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
And I know I'm petty, but it felt good and
I'm glad I did it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, all right, move on.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Definitely, Alexis's on your mind.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
So you guys might remember, like a few months ago,
I decided to cook dinner for a guy.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It didn't go great. It was like chicken parmesan them.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
It's like really mushy and like, yes, okay, but that
didn't stop me from trying again.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
That's right, Okay, So this.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Time I kept it simpler.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm like, I'm going like a pasta that I saw
my friend post on her instant story, so she like
sent me her recipe. Okay, okay, So I make the sauce,
you know, it's all ready, and then I throw in
the noodles and then it looks like it's done and
I'm going to taste it and it's really crunchy.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh yeah, well, I realized I put. I just poured
the noodles out of the box into the sauce. Because
what she said.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
At the noodles, she she didn't say that, No, she
doesn't have to.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
She didn't say at the cooked noodles.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I put them in and then I thought the
dish was ready.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
To serve, but they were like not cooked.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Obviously they got it.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Didn't say add the chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
And then I scooped the noodles out and then moved
them to boiling water and tried to cook them.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
After the.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Noodles.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Is to say, it did not taste how I hoped
it would. Did he eat it a few bites?

Speaker 6 (16:26):
He's a good guy for that.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But you need to put cook noodles on instructions people.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
People needed to hear that right now. All right, It's
been a few months that I've been looking forward to
going to this concert because you all know how big
a fan I am of Mumford and Sons.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yeah, weirdly now, I drove.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Three and a half hours to get to the venue.
I'm there with a bunch of my friends. We get in,
the show starts and like one minute into the very
first song, my friends is like nudging me what's wrong?
And I'm like what, and they're saying, don't sing because
I'm singing out loud.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Everybody sings.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
I thought so, but it's too loud for us to
have a conversation about it. But they're giving me don't
like cut like don't don't.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Say is this a fancy like winery concert?

Speaker 7 (17:16):
No giant.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I feel like Mumford and Sons would be a golf clap.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
To It's not. It is like a raging party for
every song. So I stop and I let mister Mumford
do his thing. And I'll admit it took away a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, it's like going to a dance party and not
dancing to a concert to.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Sing, especially at the part where the lead singer is like,
all right, everybody singing, and I'm like, no, it doesn't
want me.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
To know everyone except that guy.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
So after the show I pulled them aside and I
was like, why did you tell me to stop singing?
And they were like, well, oh, you're that guy. It's
just you're you're too good.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah, I knew it. Bliss is too loud.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
And perfect, Jeff, and you're making you're making the other
people around you feel uncomfortable, feel scared to join in themselves.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
They said to make you feel good.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Yeah, did they make that up so when I wouldn't
be depressed about it? Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I
think it's real jabb But look, I will not be
singing at future Mumford and Sun shows or any concerts
that I attend. But uh, text in to seven eight, five,
nine to two, and you could tell us what's been
on your mind or tell us to shut up.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
It's singing.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared what's on our minds.
And now the textboard's blowing up at seven eight five
nine two with people sharing what's on theirs. Yes, actually
getting a lot of texts right now about Ashton. Yeah,
you're like the star of the text board today. This
one says your technical director. Ashton sounds like Michael Sarah

(18:59):
l Well peak masculinity. Yeah, Michael Sarah is Brooks Hall
pass too. But Ashton has been filling in a lot
doing more on the show. He's not new though. He
did a taco bell challenge famously last year for our social.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Media and I think it was two years ago.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
He got almost six views, Hue, but he's a legend
of those six people and.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
At Taco Bell. Another text says, I'm officially ashtonatic. We
need a segment for him, please, I mean she's addicted.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
She's addicted to I.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Thought you need to get an inhaler with that. If
you want more Ashton on the show, we'll try and
give it to you, but be careful because too much
of a good thing is a little bit dangerous.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Yeah, that's true. We don't want a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Nowall sprinkles of Ashton, and another one says, okay, I
just got to say it. Ashton is doing a great
job with the ya collar questions. Thank you Aston for
your commitment. And I want to start a petition to
name Aston as our hero of the week. Not sure
who Aston is, but sure, you know what, we'll consider

(20:12):
Aston our hero.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It took years for people to get Jeffrey's name.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
It's yeah, you know what.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I'm pretty sure that might be the only real.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Text you read.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
Yeah, people love you Aston, Thanks jose.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
All of us understand that when you're single, it's easy
to get jealous of couples and all the cute, sappy
couple of things the couples love to couple up and
do together.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
During those modes when they're like, we're cute.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Like when you hear arguing, I'm like, thank god, I'm stupid.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Couples out there, Lady in the tramp and lots of
realistick on the bus. But hey, remember there's that only
single people can do too. Oh yeah, that couples could never.
Only single people can starfish in bed without getting accused
of hogging the space.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yes, my god, my husband's out of town. That is
so me.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Only single people can let their laundry become a pile
and then a chair, and then a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And without an argument exactly.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
And most importantly, only single people can call into this
show to share stories about their most tragic dates of
all time. So there take that, happy couples, Because a
brand new Battle of the Tender Dates is coming up
right after this.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
One. Then the question is whose love life is more tragic?

Speaker 7 (21:54):
It's Battle of the Dates, it's the dating game show
that knows the secrets into to see is sharing a
toothbrush on night one?

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Yuh do that?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Don't do that on night one thousand.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
You know you.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Use it at the same time. Brokes. Not what you're thinking.
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our
listeners go head to head to find out whose dating
life is the most tragic. We'll get to the rules
in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.
In this corner, she likes her men the same way
she likes her cars. Modest, reliable, and able to accommodate

(22:32):
five to seven children. Help me, Minivan, I am hello.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
There's ever been a less sexy nickname.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
And in the other corner, she's into clear skies, bars
with saddles for seats, and whatever dumb sports teamer date likes.
Say hello to fair Weather Heather.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Hi, everybody what I'm into.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by
telling one of their worst date stories. The other will
try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
We're going back and forth for three rounds until we
declare a winner. We're gonna start it off with Mini
Van Diane, get it girl.

Speaker 12 (23:12):
Yeah, so basically I went back with a tinner date
to his house. Yeah, you know, we're just kind of
messing around on his bed, and then there was like
a stuff there on the bed, so I.

Speaker 14 (23:22):
Went to move it out of the way.

Speaker 12 (23:24):
Before I knew it, he grabbed it out of my hand,
like very aggressively. Uh oh no, he assisted it had
to say it's place. I'm like, what's the deal.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Oh, maybe it's like covering a stain on the bed.
Some people use it for that.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I thought it was just his security bear. It makes
him feel better.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Maybe did he say?

Speaker 12 (23:40):
He told me it's an encouragement bear with built in
pots of recording.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Oh, encouraging. What're you gonna take on the day?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I was joking he needs like a hype man.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
During the deep he had me press a button and
a sound came out of it saying, you got.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
The honey got this?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (24:04):
I know it was his mom o.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
His mother's voice. Yeah, that's not the hype woman that
you want.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
The next one was like more tongues, sweetie, Yeah, bros.

Speaker 14 (24:19):
Counter Yeah, I had this tender day bring me home
to meet his pet.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, it's okay, that's kind of cute.

Speaker 14 (24:26):
Sure, Like we get in his house and he's calling
the name Freddy. Okay, but nothing happened. So at this
point I'm like, did he just make this up to
get me back to his crib friend?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
What you don't see the dog in front of.

Speaker 14 (24:42):
No, I don't see anything in front of me. Oh no,
but I don't nowhere. A fly goes by the both
of us and he yells.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
There you are what.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
His pet fly?

Speaker 14 (24:56):
And then he's spending the next ten minutes showing me
that him and Freddy or playing tag.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
He got a little string.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Oh he's laying eggs in your ear. That means he
likes you. Okay, Well she got the bell for round two.
That means, Diane, we're back to you.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
So I went to the beach with a guy and
he suggested we do just think where we bury one
person in the sand?

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Oh yeah, classic game.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
I thought it was funny. He covered me up. I'm
just laying there, okay, and it's like out of a movie.
He sees a hot girl walking by. Yeah, so he
just like puts a beach chair over my head.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
What to hi?

Speaker 12 (25:39):
Yeah, it was like he was trying to hide me
so the girl couldn't see me.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Who oh my god.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
And you're just stuck and then he tries to flirt
with her.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh, I mean you gotta be yelling at this point, right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
Mean I kind of froze. I was like, what should
I do?

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Can you step it up?

Speaker 14 (26:01):
I was out with this guy and we decided to
go to this little hole in the wall, this little
burrito place. So we get to the register and they
say they only take cash, but both of us don't
have any.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Read the sun so I can pay the seven dollars fees.

Speaker 14 (26:20):
So he just says it's okay, come with me. So
we end up going back to his place and he
immediately walks to the backyard. He starts digging with a
shovel and turns out he's got a bag of cash
in there.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
I got the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Who needs an at M jose?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
No fees if you keep it buried in your backyard.

Speaker 14 (26:43):
It's crazy because I was thinking like, okay, this is
a bit weird. I don't trust banks, but.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
He trusted you enough to know where his special spot
was exactly.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
That's real sweet. You should let him go. But now
we're on to ourd and final round here, so we
need your best stories, ladies. So Mini Van Diane, what
do you got?

Speaker 12 (27:04):
So a guy invited me on his boat. This is
the two of us, and he's seeing flirty, putting his
arms around me, letting me drive the boat. Oh yeah,
and that's when I see someone on a paddle board
waving their hands in the air, screaming at us.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Probably Alexis, but yeah, okay, Well.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
He freaks out.

Speaker 12 (27:26):
He tells me to steer the other way because it's
actually his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
And that's when you steer directly into her.

Speaker 11 (27:38):
I know.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
He's like, oh, I didn't know she'd be on the
lake today.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Tweens sandboy and paddle board girl. You need to stay
away from all bodies of water.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Stories are so good. This is your last chance.

Speaker 14 (27:52):
Okay. So, like I go out with this guy.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Things are going great.

Speaker 14 (27:55):
And he said, well, let's go back to my place
to watch a video.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Video. That's a weird to put it, okay.

Speaker 14 (28:02):
So when we get there, he pulls up his ring
camera footage on his iPad.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Stop it.

Speaker 14 (28:08):
He starts replaying it over and over, just to show
me how good he looked getting the mail the other day.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Oh oh oh.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
He set up his ring camera so it gets his
right angles. And did he look high?

Speaker 10 (28:19):
That was good?

Speaker 14 (28:20):
Oh he looked average. But he's like showing me these
other videos of himself taking the trash out parking his car.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
So we didn't watch the next episode without you?

Speaker 14 (28:32):
He actually did. I didn't stick around.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Oh no, oh, you didn't see the end of the series, Dan.
We will now we never know, but the final bell
was there. We need to score this judge, So alexis,
who are you going to give it to?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'm good Diane for the Teddy Bear with his mom's voice.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
For Diane, bro I'm good Diane for the head of
the sand.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Okay, well that means Diane MENI van Diane. Congratulations, you
are our forsaken female of the week. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Text in seven, eight, five, nine to two and you
might appear on the next edition of Battle of the
Tinder dates. We got your phone tap.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Coming up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
I know the entrepreneurs of the world will appreciate our
next prank phone call. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Because when you run your own personal business and it
gets super successful, you eventually reach the level of you
know what I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna get me
a personalized license plate branding myself on my vehicles. Yes,

(29:37):
that's what you do. That is, until the DMV screws
it up for you. Oh no, that's what happens today
in your phone. Tap right now another.

Speaker 11 (29:51):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Hi, my name is axel Ren Dawn. I'm calling from
the State Department of Licensing.

Speaker 11 (29:57):
Oh what a name. And you work for the state.

Speaker 14 (30:00):
I do.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Hi, I'm looking for Jacob. Is this him?

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (30:05):
This is him.

Speaker 14 (30:05):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (30:06):
I'm doing well. Thank you for asking. I hope you're
doing okay today?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Doing great?

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (30:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah? So the reason for my call is I work
in the vanity license plate division.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
Yeah, it's great. Okay.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Apparently you filled out a submission form a little while
ago with us requesting a personalized plate.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Yeah, so I don't know if you know this, but
your request was approved. Yes, you should have received an
email on it.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
Yeah, I've gotten that.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Great. So the plate was made and it will be
mailed to the address that you provided.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
That's perfect. What else do you need from me?

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Well, I don't need anything from you. I just am
supposed to inform you that your license may be just
a little bit different than your specifications.

Speaker 11 (30:53):
Wait, wait, my license or the license plate?

Speaker 7 (30:56):
The license plate? Okay, what the wording that you were requested.
So what did you want yours to say?

Speaker 11 (31:03):
Mister stylish? M R dash s E y L I
s H is what I do? Okay? I cut hair
and and I had spas and all that good stuff.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
So yes, hm, what what does AHM?

Speaker 7 (31:16):
So I'm just I'm processing what you're saying mentally, so
I think this still works?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
What?

Speaker 11 (31:23):
What is the plate? What did you what did you do?

Speaker 7 (31:25):
It's exactly what you requested. It's just the first S
is over by the R and then there's a space.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
What hold on, sir?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Just reading it out loud, I think people might read
it as missus tylish?

Speaker 11 (31:41):
How did that happen? How did how did I get
past all the people that needed to see this?

Speaker 7 (31:47):
You're treating this like it's horrible news, like we made
some kind of mistake. It's not.

Speaker 11 (31:53):
It's literally not what I requested.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Well, just humor me and say it out loud really fast.

Speaker 11 (32:00):
No, do you not get it? Man? This is like
what I do. Okay, people know me as mister stylish. Right,
it's not missus tilish give it to you whoe would
have sat it?

Speaker 7 (32:10):
It's sir, It still is mister stylist. Just with the
space after the s.

Speaker 11 (32:15):
You're not going to convince me. Man, you stop, and
now you've got to fix it.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Dude, sir, I do have a solution, and I think
you're gonna like it.

Speaker 11 (32:23):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (32:25):
Okay, we got a solution.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
You know the space in between?

Speaker 11 (32:29):
Yeah? I know the space right?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
What if we just add an extra tea there?

Speaker 11 (32:33):
So well, dude, mister, that's not.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
The name I well, people will get it.

Speaker 11 (32:40):
No, this is not a solution.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
You're going to redo the plate as I requested.

Speaker 11 (32:46):
No more bullsh from you. Just do it.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Okay, right, I got you. We can redo the license plate,
thank you. It will cost another one hundred and forty
nine dollars, no, excluding.

Speaker 11 (32:58):
Tax, SAT and EXCU not interested.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Okay? Is it because you're broke? You can't afford one hundred.

Speaker 15 (33:04):
And forty nine?

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Okay, you gotta watch yourself, buddy. You're in customer service.
Do you understand what that means?

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Right?

Speaker 11 (33:12):
Like that? To customers?

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Man?

Speaker 11 (33:13):
You stop? I'm not bloke, Okay, you're right.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
I mean, how could I ever think that a man
who goes by mister stylish would be low on funds?
That I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (33:22):
That was my best with you.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
What's wrong with me is I assumed you would take
this news better. What I guess instead, I could see
I've made you a little angry.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
A little a little man.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
You're infuriating.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Well, I'm detecting that. I'm detecting some emotions coming from your.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
Detective work, buddy, Thank you detective work.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Listen. So if I were you, I would just stick
with missus Tylish like we said, no, I need you.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
I want your manager.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
Man, just hear me, manager, hear me out. Maybe you
put a bumper sticker underneath it that points up and says, actually,
mister Stylish.

Speaker 11 (33:58):
You're n I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 13 (34:01):
Don't you care?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (34:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no please, okay.

Speaker 9 (34:08):
No, Just one thing.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Robin, your friend, Robin, she set you up for a
phone tap. That's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
What.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Yeah, Robin is the one who sets you up for
this prank call because you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 11 (34:21):
No boy, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Robin told us about your idea for your vanity license
plate because you guys work together, so she thought it
was a good opportunity to mess with you. Okay, you're laughing.

Speaker 11 (34:37):
God, miss.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
You don't like the bumper sticker idea. We can have
a few of them pointing at the license plates. Are
really clear enough? Okay, terrible idea week.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
As a guy, I can tell you a lot of
men feel this pressure when approaching a woman to say
something funny or clever, something jeff like right off the bat.
It to catch the girl's attention and get positive momentum.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Because we know your success rate has been.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
See Brook's talking to me right now. Whatever I just said,
I don't even know so jeff like. Unfortunately, though, that
pressure can feel so intense it breaks the will of
even the chillist of bros to the point they just
don't even try to attempt it anymore. But one of
our listeners found a sweet little hack where you can

(35:37):
exchange numbers in person without uttering a single word to
each other, and women seem to really like it. You're
gonna hear how he was able to exchange digits, get
a date, zero word spoken in your brand new second
date update, Next second Date Updated. We've been seeing studies lately,

(36:00):
and we've talked about this on the show, where more
and more men, especially gen Z guys are scared to
approach women in person and try to strike up a conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Very scary that gender you're intimidating, which is different than me,
who doesn't approach anybody in person.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Because I'm a shy boy. Shy boy gets nervous.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
But like Jeff, that's actually Jeff's real personality, so everyone knows.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Don't tell them. Just like Jeff Goldbloom said in Jurassic Park,
life finds a way, and so did our listener Connor,
because in his email to us, he said he's trying
something new to meet people more organically these days, and
watching TikTok to find creative ways to do that. So Connor,

(36:46):
welcome to the show man. How you doing.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
I'm doing all right, brother, How you doing? Hey?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
There's nothing more organic than following TikTok trends my friends.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Yeah, Hey, I am a little bit shy just to
talk to you and ask, but what did you find
on TikTok that helped your dating life?

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I came across this trend where apparently these girls are
putting their phone numbers on these bracelets. Right, and they
see a guy they like, they give them a bracelet.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Okay, wait real quick, I'm picturing like the tailor friendship
that's what, Yeah it is? Why do you know so quickly?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Ttok?

Speaker 7 (37:21):
I could see the merit in it because then you
don't have to like say words to each other. Yeah,
and if.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
The guy doesn't call you, then you're like, cool, I
just gave him a gift and he's got a nice
little free brace.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, he's totally gonna wear that way.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Connor, how did that help?

Speaker 10 (37:33):
You had this random thought?

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Right?

Speaker 10 (37:35):
I was like girls could do it, we should be
able to.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Do it too, right, that's right, my friend make your
friendship bracelets.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
So you you did some arts and crafts for yourself.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
Actually, I got one of my lady friends to help
me to make this smart.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
To streak some beads.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah, we'd be lost.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I mean honestly, it feels like it would work better
the reverse.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
The way you're doing it.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah, if it's bad and clunky rather than it's like cute,
a woman would really appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Well, yeah, a little kookie maybe, But is this something
that you put on just for when you're going out
for the night, or do you wear the bracelets all
the time, even at work, just in case you meet someone.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I imagined him having the bracelets in his pocket and
then pulling them out and giving them to someone.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, like you always have them on deck, That's what
I'm saying. Twenty four to seven? Are they on you?

Speaker 10 (38:25):
To be honest with you, this is new to me, right,
So I kind of wanted to just try it out
for just a full week.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Oh wow, okay, So how many bracelets total did you
give out in that week?

Speaker 10 (38:35):
Probably like a dozen okay.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Not too many?

Speaker 7 (38:38):
How many a lot?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
How many call backs did you get?

Speaker 11 (38:42):
So I got three?

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Okay, that's twenty five one and four?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Yeah, what about one of them just taking me back?
Said unsubscribed?

Speaker 7 (38:52):
That's funny, kind of funny. But yeah, that's that's funny.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You know, she might with her for doing it.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Okay, And so I'm assuming that's the girl that we're
calling then today.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
No, no, not that.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
He followed the rules. He really did on subscriber.

Speaker 10 (39:09):
I hit it off with this girl named ains Lick Ainsley.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Okay, I mean you've given out so many bracelets throughout
the whole week? Did you remember which girl Ainsley was?

Speaker 10 (39:19):
To be honest at first, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay, that's all right. You didn't tell her that, did you?

Speaker 4 (39:25):
No?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
I didn't.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
But we we did a picture of exchange, so I
knew who I was.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Of faces, I'm guessing that's probably remember you.

Speaker 13 (39:35):
She's like five guys gave me bracelets last week.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Was there a day?

Speaker 11 (39:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
It was.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
We got some lunch.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
Lunch.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Okay, that makes sense, like random guy and bracelet.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Let's do daytime.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
What was it like meeting her a second time?

Speaker 10 (39:52):
She was still wearing her bracelet.

Speaker 11 (39:54):
I guess that's a good thing.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
And I actually brought her matching homemade necklace.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
It's kind of corny, but to match her bracelet. Okay,
And I'm assuming your lady friend helped you make that
one too, but we won't tell him.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I bet he'd figured it out by then. You just
need a longer string.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That's all the necklace takes.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
I've always got custom rings with their name onto.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, he got the whole set you right on the necklace.
Because you'd already put your phone number on the bracelet.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Social security number on this one.

Speaker 10 (40:25):
I just you know, I put a little note like
your special cute.

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Did she like the necklace because.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
Apparently it reminded her of the show called Love Island.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
But I don't know where this is the show.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
I don't know all the gen Z things, friendship, bracelets,
Taylor swimt Love Island.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Maybe she's just trying to make covers.

Speaker 14 (40:44):
Yeah maybe.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Yeah, so you guys talked about Love Island.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
Yeah, well, you know what, I'm kind of a fan
of love Love Island, just a little.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Bit, bro.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
It's like everyone's guilty pleasure. I just saw a video
of someone's boyfriend going nuts over it.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Yeah, it's everywhere anyway.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Sorry, it's a lot going on. But we hung out
for over an hour and it's good. I expect a
little more, but we hugged and it was a good time.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
That sounds cute.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I mean that's all inappropriate ending for a lunch date, right,
And have you talked at all?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
You know all? She really does like likes my text
or I see that she reads them. I'm kind of
left on red, you know, but I think it's worth
reaching out again and just kind of seeing what's going
on because I thought we really connected and even the
Love Island thing was so nice to have somebody else
to be a fan of that show. So we're kind
of on the same frequency, you feel me.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
She's maybe saying the same thing because it's you know
what Island like, you would think she's saying, Oh, I'm
so glad in front a guy who's into it.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Right, let's call her and find out. Man, we're gonna
come back. We'll reach out to Ainsley for you.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Wait, what do we do, like, I don't I haven't
watched the show to welcome into the villa or something like,
we have to meet.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
At the fire pets. I'm gonna Boschell could come in
and throw it. I'm gonna happened to just the simple Rose.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
On the show.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
I'm gonna hop on Amazon. We're gonna order a portable
fire pit throwing our bikinis and come back and do
your second date update Love Island style right after this.
Thank you all right, man, hold on second date update.
We just learned the hot new way to meet women,
and that's friendship bracelets with your phone number on the Yeah.

(42:22):
Oh yeah, it's an idea our listener Connor found on
TikTok where women are doing this to meet guys. Now,
So he thought, why can't a cool, confident man do
it too?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
It works, It works multiple times for him, Ye, get
sure did, and.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
That's how he met Ainslie.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's really cute.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
The two of them met up for a date, talked
a lot about the show Love Island, But since then
she hasn't been responding to him very much, and Connor
is now starting to wonder if he just got voted
off of her Love Island. Connor, how you feeling, man?

Speaker 10 (42:57):
I'm good. I'm like, still have some options?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay, so you got wait, you got a backup plan?

Speaker 10 (43:03):
Then?

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:04):
You know, I got I got, I got a few
other options.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Oh okay, Well we can call all of your options
when we're done with this first option, Ainsley.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Do options all have bracelets?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I got to know if you've got backup bracelets for
next week?

Speaker 6 (43:17):
This doesn't work out?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Like, how many extras did you make that you haven't
been passed around?

Speaker 11 (43:21):
Well?

Speaker 10 (43:22):
I don't think I needed much extras. I mean I'm
not a bad looking guy, all right?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
With the confidence you say, like three out of twelve texts, Still.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
That's a that's a high success rate for a man.
So let's keep that confidence going. I'm gonna dial Ainsley's
number right now. Hopefully she picks up.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Sounds good, All right, here we go.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Ainsley.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
This is her. He's calling.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. Offended that you don't recognize us by our
our voices alone, makes sense?

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Yeah, okay, Like, what's going on? Did I win something?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Really, you clearly haven't listened to the radio in a
very long time. We don't give away anything the budget.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
We may ask for money by the end of this week.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Actually get your venmo ready. But what we're doing is
a segment here. It's called a second Date Update, Okay, okay,
And that's something where we reach out to people who've
gone out with somebody before. That person is not calling
our listener back, and we're trying to figure out why.
Oh that's awkward totally, which is why we put it

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on for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It could be fun though. It could be somebody that
you really like.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Yeah, and in this case, it's a guy named Connor.

Speaker 15 (44:51):
Oh yeah, I think I think I would like to
maybe go out with him again?

Speaker 8 (44:56):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Oh oh, you would I feel like, I feel like
you've auditioned for a reality show before.

Speaker 15 (45:04):
I mean, it's just that the thing is, like, there's
this other guy who's also pursuing me, and I just
I'm trying to be fair and like figure out what's
going on because I like both.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Oh okay, as in the picture, Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Who's the competition? What are you working with here against?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
You know?

Speaker 15 (45:23):
I mean he's a really nice guy. Listen, they're both
nice that I don't really want to lead either one
of them on because it's kind of early, so I
just kind of want to see how it progresses. They
date each one one of them a couple of times
and kind of get to know them so that I
can actually make a choice.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
So you are going to call Connor back and go
out with him again.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Too, because Connor is the one who gave you a
bracelet if you remember.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
I do remember, I still have it.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
It was really yeah that the other guy didn't give
you any handmade jewelry and no.

Speaker 15 (45:51):
You're right, I don't have any other handmade jury and
it was super cute.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
That's a few points that Connor already has up on
this other.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I like this.

Speaker 15 (45:58):
That's what I'm saying like they're both really sweet, and
it's like everybody can be sweet on the first date,
Like let's yeah, let's see what this is like after
a couple.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
I don't want to burn a bridge.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Okay, but but you're burning a bridge right now by
not responding to him.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
All you're doing is liking his text.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (46:15):
I mean I just don't want to lead anyone on,
and I don't know, maybe I'm not going about it
the right way. So it's like, yes, I'm definitely still
interested in Connor, but I also don't want him to
think that I'm like both feet in gun ho right
out the gate and then him like, oh this doesn't
work out and then like be like really crushing.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I think you are going eighty steps ahead of yourself here.
You guys have had one lunch date.

Speaker 11 (46:34):
You know.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I think if you were just honest with him and
told him you liked him, that would make Wouldn't that
make you feel good as a guy?

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I mean, yeah, why I'm willing to go out with him?

Speaker 15 (46:42):
I mean everything you're saying makes sense, So I guess, oh,
make me think about this a little bit differently.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Well, I think Connor would feel very reassured if you
actually relayed that message to him, because he's in the
middle right now, unsure.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
Of where your head is at.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Connor text, Yeah, that's fair, oh, text in your well,
I think there's a very good opportunity. I don't think
I don't think we need any of that, because there's
a good chance for you to tell him those feelings
directly since he is already on the phone right now
waiting to speak with you. Oh well, that's awkward, Okay,
Like I said, that's what we enjoy about this segment.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
So yeah, Brook and Jeffrey Island.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
Connor, are you there? Do you want to say hi
to Ainsley?

Speaker 10 (47:24):
I didn't know you were hanging out with somebody else,
but I guess that's cool.

Speaker 15 (47:32):
Okay, Okay, So like it, like it wouldn't bother you
if I'm kind of just seeing you both for a
couple of weeks and seeing who I really connect with.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
If it bothers me, but I think it's a little weird.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Yeah, Like, what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Connor, don't blow this? You You had a yes when
I was talking to her that she already wanted to
see you, but suddenly you came on. You say one
thing and it's flipped to and I don't know for yourself.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, wait, why are you being defended?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Like I'm confused, Connor, because you told us you had
other options too.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean, isn't that what dating is?

Speaker 10 (48:08):
Listen, don't tell her that. I mean that was between
you and me.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Right, Yeah, Birk, what are you doing? You're trying to
submarine him?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
She has options, he has everyone who's single.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
What it is?

Speaker 7 (48:21):
It's something that we all acknowledge, but we don't actually
talk about book it's a secret.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well that's the problem. It doesn't need to be a secret, Connor.
You don't need to, like feign like.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
You're upset about it. You can't be upset about it
if you're doing the same thing.

Speaker 7 (48:32):
You don't have to have anybody tell you how to
feel about how to live your life. Connor, It's okay,
just talk to Ainsley.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
Honestly, I'm not upset about it, right. I'm surprised. I
thought you and me was really trying to work this out.
You just seem like a dope, awesome person. I kind
of feel like we're a good match.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh that is so cute, Ainsley.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Listen, Connor.

Speaker 15 (48:57):
I honestly, it's really free, and I really do appreciate
how genuine you are, and you seem like a really
good guy. So I mean, yeah, I mean I do
think you could probably go out again, you know, just
see what happens.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Okay, we're back, Connor, well done.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
That's amazing to hear. I just kind of want to
be on the same page with you. So you're going
to pass on this next guy, right, because we're chilling,
We're getting to know each other, what you know. I'm
just trying to figure this out, right, So are you
saying you want to see me? Or are you want
to still see him? Or like what's going on?

Speaker 8 (49:33):
Wow?

Speaker 15 (49:34):
Okay, So like now you're giving off some pretty serious
jealous vibes and I'm really not into that.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
That that's the case.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I mean, Connor, you would be doing the same thing right,
Like you would be only.

Speaker 10 (49:45):
Skill of her, Like, yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm not seeing anybody.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
You literally just said you had other options, Like maybe
it's a better idea we don't go out.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Wait, Angeley, here's the thing, Like, how do you He's
just saying, let's really actually try this instead?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Of not.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yeah, Connor, remind her of the good times that you
two had together.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
Yeah, we bonded over Love Island. I gave you the
friendship bracelet and in this necklist.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Yeah okay, I did like that. Maybe maybe we should
hang out then?

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Okay, well, okay, it's at this point I cautioned Connor
to not say any other words whatsoever, because anything that
you say could have a detrimental impact on Ainsley's decision
here for a second date.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Maybe they should just go to a movie so they
don't have to talk.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Yeah, I'm just gonna officially ask now, now that she
seems to be on board again, Connor, are you still
cool with this? Do you want to hang out with Ainsley?

Speaker 12 (50:41):
Honestly?

Speaker 10 (50:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
What Connor, Dude, you all you had to say is yes.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Yeah, you know, but I just don't know if we should.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
This is what just make a choice.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
So now, Connor, you don't want to go out with
Oh my god?

Speaker 10 (51:02):
Okay, listen, I really thought I liked you. I thought
you liked me with other guys. That's that's cool, that's fine.
But listen, I do have another girl, okay, and I
think she's a little more sure about what you want.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
You guys.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Sleep around, then.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
We've come to an agreement. They both have other options
that they want to explore first, and if those don't
work out, they'll come back to each other.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
This is why people give up on duty.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
So Ainsley, it looks like officially it's a no and
a yes and another no and then yes and yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
So yeah, this was a lot. Thanks for calling and
ruiney my day a little bit. I get.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
But we also made it better at the same time, right, yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Yeah, at least I know Connor is no longer an option.

Speaker 11 (51:51):
Are you sure about that?

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Oh my god, Connor, I'm done.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
We're hanging up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh
my god. That was so frustrating to be a part of.
I'm so glad it's over.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
It's awful.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
And I thought Brooke brought up a really good point
about how was It was like the perfect snapshot of
what modern dating is and how uncertain everybody is. Nobody
wants to commit to anything at all anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
It's like going to a restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory
and the menu's too big, and you can never make
up your mind.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yes, then flavors out there.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
You just got to come back once every day, get
one thing off the menuntio you've gone through the whole thing, or.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
You just stick to the one thing you like.

Speaker 14 (52:34):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Yeah, it is funny that these two were kind of
like a real couple on Love Island, weighing their options
and waffling back and forth, except in the end they
voted each other off. So yeah, the good news is
we don't vote anybody off the Brook and Jeffrey Island.
Just go to our podcast, have a drink, stay awhile,
take your pants off, listen to all of our second
dates online wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
That I bet a lot of people do have their
pants off.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
Yeah, and we support that. Okay, you find them online
at Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
In the morning, we're in the middle of our Brook
and Jeffrey You Wouldn't Dare Summertime series of challenges. One down,
three more to go, and one of us is going
to be attempting our dare this Friday. So follow on
our socials, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, at Brook and Jeffrey.
So you can watch along in utter horror. I know

(53:27):
I will and real quick before laser stories. Jose, you
fly a lot, right, and I know you like Delta.
Oh yeah, that's my main Well, apparently Delta likes you too.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
No, I'm going to say, don't you talk bad about
them and make me not like them.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I knew they'd finally be in a relationship together.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
They especially like the money that you've been given, though,
and they want a lot more of it. Why No,
I already spend too much money on Delta, not enough
for them, because they're leaning into the dynamic ticket pricing model.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Which having the airline's been doing that.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Forever, Delta is fully leaning in where they use AI
to individually determine the maximum fee each customer would be
able to pay them for a flight.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I read about this.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Part of many Delta groups and it's brilliantly evil from Delta.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
Make you respect them more.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
They know I would spend two hundred bucks a flying first,
so they're gonna just automatically start charging me that price
instead of being like upgrade for that totally.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
So they're gonna look at your history to determine how
much you're willing to pay, Like for me, They'll charge
me two hundred and fifty bucks for a flight, and
Jose will spend fifteen hundred.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Yeah, like this big shot radio guy probably has more
money than he wants to give us all go and
ragged a brook and be like.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Brook, I only spent fourteen and fifteen and Brooks sitting
next to me on the flight.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Yeah. So naturally a lot of people are not happy
about this.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Come on.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Senator from Arizona calls it quote predatory pricing. They're basically
hacking our brains for money.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Oh man, I.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Hate this stuff.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Yeah, Jose, how does it feel to know Delta is
hacking your brain to upcharge you even more money?

Speaker 6 (55:15):
I'm scared because I know they're gonna win somehow.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I thought you were just going to up your credit limit.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Probably need to Delta. They have their hand in your
wallet and their other hand you don't want to know
where that is, but they're charging you extra for it. Meanwhile,
we're sticking with the same flat rate, one hundred percent
free edition of Laser Stories coming.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Up right after this.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
It's the radio segment that's challenging chicken soup to become
the new health food to fight sickness, introducing cough Drop Pizza,
Finally bringing together Menthol and marinera stuff your snotty face
with a warm, healing slice of Laser Stories, the segment

(56:08):
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
those other sneeze pizzas just don't. This first lazer story
is out of Nevada. Recently, a forty eight year old
man named Rupert both Skater was seen chug in a
bottle of Tabasco sauce in public yeah, then challenging random

(56:28):
people to fight him in the parking lot of a
sporting goods store.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Okay, I didn't know that you could get drunk on
Tabasco sauce.

Speaker 11 (56:35):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Midlife crisises look different to everybody, and this happened last Monday.
It's unclear what Rupert's deal was, but he was also shirtless.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Well, I mean, you're pretty spicy at that point, so
you might as well take your shirt out, so.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
You could imagine. The calls came in from various people
in the area, and when the police showed up, he
called them some quote choice words.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Rupert also threatened them with a hunting knife.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Nobody got in it to be nice to the cops.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
Okay, yeah, don't want you.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Go probably, I'm sure that's what it is. After you're
chugging and tabasco sauce.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Well, here's the good news. No one was injured. Okay,
But after the cops declined a tobacco chug contest with him,
Rupert was arrested after a brief tasting.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Oh dang, I a feeling Rupert liked it.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Maybe that's what his whole point was.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
Yeah, he's challenging himself that day. He was then charged
with assaults with a deadly weapon and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Shocker on that one. As for the bottle of hot sauce,
it was disposed of.

Speaker 11 (57:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I just am imagining him in jail then suddenly having
to finally use the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
Oh you want to follow him, that's an emergency. This
next laser stories out of Saint Petersburg, Florida, had some
nice weather this past weekend, but a few people did
get rain. And I say that because a thirty year
old advertising exec from New York got drunk on a
rooftop bar and peed off the side of it.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Oh my god, no, what I thought. There's really a
tropical rain that happens in Florida.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Everyone knows you only pee on the first floor on
a tree trunk.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
The guy's name is Matthew Day, and it's not clear
if he was in town for work or for pleasure,
but he was obviously partying, and according to the police report,
he was at rooftop bar called the Landing around one
thirty am when he whipped it out, peed off the
side and hit several people on the sidewalk below.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
No Himny Rupert would be good.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
Friends, dude.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
And how long does it take you on the sidewalk
to figure out what's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Well, the thing is rooftop bar. Makes it sound like
it's really high up, but the building's only two stories,
so he was around fifteen feet above the people that
he was urinating on. God, yeah, you could definitely see
what was happening down there. So security spotted him relieving himself,
and then when cop showed up, they noticed he had

(59:08):
an indication of alcohol.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Influence, that he was at a rooftop bar, and.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
They charged him with disorderly conduct.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Pano People's not like an assault charge.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
Well, no word on if the p victims were treated
at the scene and then released. Okay, So, as I
was saying earlier, remember when Matthew was in town, the
forecast calls for a one hundred percent chance of showers
and unfortunately they're gonna be warm.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
What could I be a little windy at that moment?

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Yeah, get it away from Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:41):
No.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
This next laser stories out of Flinchburg, Massachusetts. A sixty
nine year old man named Paul Corcoran bought a lottery
ticket last week, and then on the morning of the drawing,
he thought he had missed it and they'd already pulled
the numbers. Oh, so he assumed he was a loser.

Speaker 13 (59:59):
You you are one pathetic loser.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
You went and hit up another gas station about ten
minutes away to purchase a new ticket using the same
exact numbers he'd been playing for years.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
There's always these kind of people. Yeah, I figured it out.
I always thought, oh, I'd give me a random number,
it's gonna work, But it never does.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
He's got a system in the good news the drawing
hadn't happened yet that morning, and when it did, Paul
realized he hadn't won just one million dollars from a
single ticket, but a million bucks on two tickets, and

(01:00:39):
he told lottery officials the double wind feels good, though
he doesn't have any plans for what he's gonna do
with his newfound money.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yet, how about you not have plans?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Have you been playing the same numbers for you and
you've never thought about what's gonna happen if you win?

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Immediately? I'm buying a house, that's immediately.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
What I'm gonna say, A lot of options for him,
maybe a house, maybe a boat, maybe the Clippers, maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Four billions.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Maybe he'll purchase our show. Ye, Ashton, you've got a
new daddy now. His name is Paul. The odds of
winning the jackpot were one in two hundred and ninety
two million. Good job to Paul for beating that twice oday.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
So cool.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
This next laser story is out of camera corner. When
you're at an event and the kiss cam launches on
the jumbo tron, are you filled with unbridled joy? Or
are you running for covers so you're affair with your
coworker won't be revealed to the world.

Speaker 13 (01:01:34):
Is I'm running for cover?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Does that CEO listen.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
To the show not anymore and I say it because
of the new Coldplay concert and it just won't go away.
And since then a poll was done.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Update on the pole.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Here's how people feel about kiss cams. Eleven percent say
they love them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I think they're kind of fun to watch, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I was like, oh, that's cute, because usually they do
cute couples.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
It's only when the real I rather watch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
The little kids dance, when they put on the kid
that's danced up in the three hundred, okay, the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yeah that's a little frightening when they're over the ledge though,
so broke.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
It sounds you're more into the twenty six percent who
like them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:14):
You're not like, oh.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
This is the best part of being at the game, engaging.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
It'd be a little creepy if it was the only
reason I bought it ticket.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Were here. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Nineteen percent of people dislike them, and nine percent absolutely
hate them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Oh come on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Meanwhile, another thirty five percent of people have no opinion.
I swear, why even give that option on these damn surveys?
Just form one. Generally, men and women have similar feelings
about kiss cams. But older folks are less likely to
say that they enjoy them. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I love when they show the grandma and grandpa and
then they kiss. I think that's really cute.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Yeah. People were also asked if they've ever recognized somebody
who's been featured on a kiss cam. Twelve percent say
they have, including three percent who have personally appeared on one.
Speaking of our little guy was spotted recently on the
kiss cam at a minor league baseball game. Okay, but
instead of making out with another turtle, he was caught

(01:03:16):
getting way too handsy with someone's abandoned crop. Get a
terrarium wide, o't shift and that sow means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Before we get to today's challenger. It is Brooks Karaoke
in July, where all week long she sings popular songs
as the new intro to this segment. So brookay take
it away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Every morning there's a Hello hanging.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
That is a different song, but the riot artist This
is Someday by Sugar Ray, But someday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
They all sound the same.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
Fast to Yeah, always there you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Just set this up so you two can sing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
If you're not gonna jam out, the boys will. And
let's meet your challenger for the day because we're running
out of time and probably running out of listeners from that. Carissa,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Hello, let your go to karaoke.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Song sny Twain, Oh I'm home?

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Is that the boots whose boots are under your bed?

Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
Or whatever?

Speaker 14 (01:04:46):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Okay, yeah, you know music.

Speaker 13 (01:04:50):
Broke get out of here A good idea with Broke.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
There was mostly her downfall, but we got into her head. Charissa.
That was the whole point of it. She's out of
the studio. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I am ready?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Okay, you got this thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her outright if you want
to win. Your time starts now on this day in
twenty ten. What English boy band first formed on the
X Factor UK?

Speaker 14 (01:05:15):
Oh my goodness? Oh not one direction?

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
On the United she said, not yes on the United
Nations logo. What symbol of peace surrounds the globe?

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:05:32):
The circle with the two fingers?

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
In which decade did the first Walmart open sixties, seventies.

Speaker 14 (01:05:38):
Or eighties, the eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
There we go.

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
I did so bad.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
There was a lot of panic after that first question,
but we made it through a few And I know
it's your first time playing Carissa, so it's always interesting
on your first try here. But let's move on to
get to know more about you since you're a first
time player. And is this right that you are going
shopping for summer clothes and make up with your daughter
right now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's cute.

Speaker 15 (01:06:05):
Yeah, I gotta get an early start before you know,
people get out there and come over.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Everything you're talking you're taking back to school.

Speaker 11 (01:06:15):
No summer shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
We're in the middle of summer. It's almost like way over.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
What do you mean, get an early start?

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
I have a sixteen year old daughter. She always needs makeup.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
So what's the number one store you got to hit up?

Speaker 12 (01:06:29):
Ulta Alta?

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Okay, what's the boy's name that she has a crush on?
Right now, we'll shout him out.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
Miguel, Miguel, you better ask her out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
You kill me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
She's so embarrassed.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Funny, God, Miguel, it's not true.

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
I'm getting the desk there.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
It's okay, now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Your time starts now on this day in twenty ten.
What English boy band first formed on the X Factor
UK one direction on the United Nations logo? What symbol
of peace surrounds the globe?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Uh? Oh a laurel?

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
In Which decade did the first Walmart open? Sixties seventies
or eighties sixties? When making a mohito cocktail you need
what signature herbs? According to superstition, if you break a mirror,
you get bad luck for.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
How many years?

Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Jumping in on me before I can even get the
questions out, I know how she does it. But let's
go to the scoreboard. We'll check out how you boll
did with jose.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
Come on tell me fifty don caution, come on, tell
me you can do it?

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Medium, nice and music. Medium of those little stock car
races are so intense, so fun. Carisa, you got zero?
You like minding gone one and then you took it back?
Oh no, Brook, what's the easy win with four coral?

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Carrissa, give me one?

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
So I kind of got one.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
We will give any one did say the answer?

Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Let's go over them for everybody on this day in
twenty ten, the English boy band that first formed on
the X Factor UK. Carrissa's answer was not one direction. No,
then I'll pass And turns out it is one direction
Chris ye. The thought was there on the United Nations logo.
What symbol of peace around the globe? Carissa said, the

(01:08:34):
two fingers upside. It wasn't that. It's an olive branch
the symbol of peace. It's around the globe. The decade
that the first Walmart opened was in the nineteen sixties.
In making a mohito cocktail, you'll need the signature herb mint.
Muddle that up. According to superstition, if you break a mirror,
you get seven years of bad luck. So Carissa was

(01:08:57):
not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news
is just replying. We are giving you a pair of
tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Texas
Rangers at t Mobile Park on August third.

Speaker 11 (01:09:09):
Woo y, that'll be a fun mother daughter at eight.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
Yeah, all right, We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning