FULL SHOW: Alexis Gets Ghosted, Brooke vs Beyonce + Ready to Give Up 2nd Date (5/21/25)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the full show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're so glad you're here. Yes, I you know, personally,
I don't know. Maybe I'm all about me type of girl.
But I love Wednesdays because it's what's on your mind.
You know me too, And I love finding out what's
happening in your all's life.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That is one of my favorite segments for sure. Yeah,
and Alexis apparently got ghosted.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're gonna hear about that.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, I got to go to the Beyonce Cowboy Carter toon.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm so excited to tell you all about because I
have some notes.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got some suggestion of course.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, so we're going to.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Go through all of that. But first, what are we
seeing on the comment sections?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, you're Riyah McNeil said, please please please tell me
that I'm right. And the laser sound for Laser Stories
is a turtle.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It is, yeah, yeah, well but the end I think, Yeah,
Laser Stories ends every time with the sound of a
turtle humping shoe.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's a video that we found.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You're a decade ago on YouTube and you can still
look it up.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So random and you'll hear it, says you won't listen
for that, and then you'll know what it actually is.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
So let's get into the full show so you can
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Starts right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
We're just a few short months away from Valentine's Day
next year.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's not even in this calendar year.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Anymore, just a few short months away. And who would
you say is a more romantic culture Americans or the British? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I actually go Americans on that.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
What the Brits may have one up on us because
there's a story in the news about a thirty six
year old guy named Johnny Norman who wanted to celebrate
his wife's birthday by booking a romantic hotel room getaway.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's sweet, I mean men in America do that too, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, Well he went even farther really, because he secretly
asked the staff to put thirty assorted bags of chips
on the bed while they were out at dinner. Americans
would do like rose petals or something. Lame.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wait are they are the chips still in the bag
or they just opened and sprinkled?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is it like a trailer?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'll get to that in a sessions. The thing is
his wife, Rachel, absolutely loves chips. He thought she would
see it and be totally swept off her feet by
the array of family size free doos. One problem, while
they were gone, the staff misunderstood his request, opened up

(02:35):
all the bags and sprinkled the chips all over the
sheets like confetti. Show you a picture of it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh my god, they're everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But I love that the staff did it. Yeah, and
it's on white linens. It looks like a nice hotel.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
We have to clean this.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, dude, imagine sleeping with all those crowns.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I want so salty. Rachel's first thought she thought it
was a break in, didn't stop her from eating some
of the chips right off the top of the duvet. Meanwhile,
Johnny couldn't stop laughing. Just a total misunderstanding. So the
hotel was notified. They changed the sheets for them and
gave them a voucher for another free one night's stay.

(03:23):
Like the little chip.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Packs in a heart shape.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Totally would have been way better. Yeah, I mean in
the packaging would have been key today.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, but Brits, you win this round of hot hotel
night stays. Now let's move on. We're gonna get into
the shock collar question of the day and hand it
over to our digital producer, whose name is sort of
eluding me right now. I want to say Blake, Yeah, Drake,
it's close something that he was.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Gone for too long.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's Jacob, Yeah, yeah, you give us questions.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Whatever you say, Brooks. On this day in two thousand
and five, at the time, the world's tallest roller coaster,
King da Ka opened at six Flags Great Adventure Wow.
Towering at four hundred and fifty six feet high, it
goes zero toe on one hundred and twenty eight miles
per hour in under four seconds.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Why why do people need that?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
It's actually the same speed your soul leaves your body
when the safety bar clicks down. You realize this is
a mistake, but it is a record breaker, which is
why today we're gonna play a special What's Taller edition
of twenty of twenty.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So you say number one through twenty.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
I'll name two towering objects. You just have to tell
me which one is taller to stay in the game. Interesting,
We'll start with the woman who might not be taller
than anyone else, but she is fuller.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's Alexis.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
There's way too many fuller jokes in my life.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
How did a number, alexis seven number seven. Here's a
simple question for you. What's taller the King Taka roller
coaster we just talked about or the Statue of Liberty.
I'll give you a picture of the roller coaster for reference.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh Brook visited the Statue of Liberty recently.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I did, is it really that tall?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And the statue I actually know the exact.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Type, so I'm not gonna lie. I imagine it being
like my.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Size, like a little like wax figure.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Imagine, right.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I really should have posted some Insta picks yea.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
To have perspective. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
I mean, you really hyped up the roller coaster, Jake,
So I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
The roller coaster, says King Daka is taller than Lady Liberty. He's,
like I said, four fifty six feet Lady Liberty. Brook,
I think it's three hundred, three hundred and five feet tall,
but I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is that with the pedestalar without.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I'll never tell Brook. It's your turn. Seven's off the board.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, I'm gonna go five five Brook.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
What's taller the faces on Mount Rushmore or the Hollywood Sign?
Just to be clear, not how high up the Mountain
of hills. Just how high the faces are themselves?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Are we talking chin to top of the forehead crown?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean that Lincoln face looks pretty long, got a
long face.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
But I've never been to Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I've been to the Hollywood Sign many times, but I've
I've been told that, like when you go, it's really cool, but.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's not as big as you would expect it to be.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I can imagine that, but it's still the side of
a mountain.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I know I'm gonna stick with Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Brooks says the faces on Mount Rushmore are taller than
the Hollywood Sign letters.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
G nailed it.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
The faces are sixty feet tall. The Hollywood Sign is
just forty five feet.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Still, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
We're two for two, Jose, Five and seven are off
the board. A right, Let's go eight, Jose, what's taller
the space needle moves or a giraffe wearing sixty five
top hats? If you're wondering the size of a single
top hat, Jose, I'm not gonna tell you.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I'm gonna write it down pretty big.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Actually, I might have some insight into the top hat really,
of course, because I did use a top hat once
to compare for like size things, and I can tell
you that the top hat is usually around five inches.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's a really short top hat.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, no, that's that's what a standard top hat is.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Five inch.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
You're thinking of like a stove pipe hat. A stove
pipe had is the one that goes like really, which
I was very disappointed in the comparison thing the stove.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Pipe has on hands.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
What else do you compare with?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I'm going to say that the space needles barely taller.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Jake Jose says, the space needle. The space needle is
six hundred and five feet tall. A draft Waring sixty
five top hats Jeffery's read approximately five six inches tall,
way less than six hundred.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Those are kind of the math problems we should put
in schools.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yeah, we're three for three, Jeffrey. We're talking about what
things are taller, and it's your turn.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Give me eleven.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
What's taller? A stack of every iPhone ever made is
possibly one hundred and fifty million, or the Washington Monument.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
WO one hundred and fifty phone one hundred and fifty
million flat iPhones on top.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Of each other.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Dude, I may tell you the Washington Monument when it
was built was like the highest thing in the United States.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Man, I mean, I don't have any logic. I'm just
going to throw out the Washington Monument as a guest.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Jeffrey says, the Washington Monument.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
That is correct.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
The Washington Monument five hundred and fifty five feet. The
iPhone stack is around four hundred feet. You guys know
you're tall things. That means I have lost today's edition of.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Ty of twenty.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What's taller digital? Jake's with a shot collar.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Without Let's find out, because he's gonna get shocked while
saying in danger zone by Kenny logging.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yes, reving up your engine. Listen to her howl and
rule medle under tension begging you to touch and go
to the danger zone.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's good to get shocked right after a hospital stay right, Yeah,
you enjoy that, Jake. That's your shock colic question of
the day. We're going to do a phone tap coming
up right after.

Speaker 10 (09:27):
This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
People always put a lot of emphasis on baby's first word.
In a way, it's baby's first big thought. It shows
what's really important to them.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
In that moment, is it or is it just the
easiest sounds that come out of their mouth?

Speaker 11 (09:45):
Chaft don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
I don't know. Because Brooks first word was candy, yes,
which you look at her now makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Still true, you have all well impressive.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I did two syllables.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Lexis's first word was daddy, and I don't think she
was talking about her father. Meanwhile, for Jose, his first
word was Samsung Galaxy with android. God explains a lot.
And why do I feel like years later all of
our adult thoughts really aren't that much different than our

(10:19):
baby ones. We're going to find out as we go
around the room sharing for a brand new edition of
What's on Your Mind that's coming up right now. It's
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you feel
like maybe I'm being too extra right now, maybe I'm
too dramatic. I take things too seriously. Remember somebody wants

(10:41):
sued Red Bull because it didn't give them literal wings. Okay,
you're fine, and hopefully nobody here gets sued after we
share What's on our minds, starting with Brooke Brook What's
on your Mind?

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I was able to go to Beyonce over the weekend,
so fun friend, and it was amazing.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
But I do have some notes.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, if she's listening, they could help her.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, First, cowboy hat should be banned from every concert ever.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Listen, listen, bust them out.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yes, but as a five foot four person, I can't
see anything.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
So no cowboy hats.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
No cowboy hats, cowboy Carter.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Also, Beyonce went through a phase this concert where she
likes to really fly through the air.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Okay, first she was lifted on a couch, then a horseshoe.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Came in, she rode that around the stadium, and then
there was a flying car she was in.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But by the time her eighth flight around, you're kind
of like, I've seen this, I've been there.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
And Pink is her favorite artist, and Pink is an acrobat. Well,
so if you're complaining about the acrobatics.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
There's no acrobatics.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's more just like it's just a.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, no cowboy hats, and keep Beyonce on the ground.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And Leslie, I love Blue Ivy, her daughter is a
part of the concert. Now, yeah, she has improved so
much in her dancing. But also I didn't pay for
a Blue Ivy dance recital.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
Oh need in every number.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I know, but there's professional dancers, even though she's amazing
for a thirteen year old.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, far above.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
You're paying for Beyonce.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Blue. So you're sayings are never going to be on
the show.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean, they can have a brief moment, but let's.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Not make them.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
But don't ruin the show.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Beyonce is listening. That's just some suggestion.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Other than all the things that ruined it for you,
it was still a good show.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It was unbelievable and worth every penny. Yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
She wasn't standing in front of me, Jose, what's been
on your mind?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Well, look, if you didn't know. When I'm not on
the radio, I'm streaming. Most likely I stream video games
and we talk listen to music. It's awesome. I have
a big community of people. So one day in my chat,
somebody I who we all know, Well, I'm playing and
I'm looking over reading the chat and they said, hey,
what's up, Giggle Gang. Just wanted to let you guys
know I got lead poisoning at work today. And we're like, wait,

(13:18):
how do you even get lead poison factory? So anyway,
we're all concerned and we're asking the story. So I'm
playing the game and I look back over and he
keeps saying I'm confused, and I'm like, is this like
seeping into lead poisoning something like that? And then but
then it doesn't. The comments aren't making sense. So I

(13:39):
go back to his original message and it says, quote, Hey, guys,
just want to let you know I got the lead position.

Speaker 10 (13:50):
Job.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Ten minutes, I'm like about to start a GoFundMe like
we're raising money.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm so, so that's.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Good, not lead poisoning. No, read position. Just because I
can't read doesn't mean you shouldn't join the stream.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, I say it, but maybe you're at an age
where you need to make the font bigger.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
No, not at.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
All, anyway, join me hilarious, Jose's on your mind?

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Okay, so I think everyone needs therapy in their life.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sure that said adventure.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
No, No, I had a therapist. Okay, but she ghosted me. Okay,
so it's on an app and she disappeared.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
From the app.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
If there wasn't active for a long time, maybe she quit.
So I did stalk her online. I found her, But
you stalked her.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm sure that's not part of the therapy.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
I know everything about her, Alexis, you have attachment issues.
I keep telling you she did get.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
A bitter job, so you don't respect to her.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's okay, but I eat therapist.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
So I'm on the app. So I chose like an
older woman.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
I'm like, okay, let's try older wiser maybe Okay, until
I get on the call and she can't find the camera,
are talking to her forehead because she doesn't know she
didn't know how to use technology.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
So that, yeah, she was really sweet, Right, We're going
to try another thing.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's so I try a new therapist, and this one.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
During our whole session, she's yawning no, yeah, like a
lot of times. And then I start to hear her
dog in the background, and her.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Dog is snoring. The dog, Yeah, yeah, Why don't you
have more dramma in your life?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I know.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
I'm sitting there, I'm picking Oh my god, I'm so boring.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Like these people are falling asleep.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's a forty five minute session. It's not even that long.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Look, I just need to tell you about this girl
named Brooke.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I listen to me, so I'm still on the hunt.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
I need someone who won't go sweep, have some sort
of technology knowledge a little, and won't fall asleep in
my session.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's pretty so similar to dating. You're right, all right, Jeffrey,
what's on your mind?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I was forced to use my Facebook recently? Why gets
to my will.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Show?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Did your mom want you to check up there?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
My mom visited. What she likes to do right now
is she likes to show me videos of random people
doing parody songs. I do my song of the week
every Friday, and she's like, jeff listen to this one.
They rhyme even better than you do.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Facebook.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yeah, they're the title, it's so clever. Look what they came.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Up with on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I'll just watch them for a second. I'll humor her
and be like, oh, yeah, that's great, that's a good one.
And then as soon as I say that, she's like,
you need to tell them that you like them and
you're a fan.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
And I'm like, what she needs to tell the people singing?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yes? And she makes me open my Facebook and write
these total strangers saying hey, great song, nice lyrics. As
my mom hovers over my shoulder, she's like, give him
a thumbs.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Up and they're replying like, dude, they're a grown man,
leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It feels good to be an adult diet right God.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, So my mom's basically trying to make the world
a better place by hijacking my Facebook and making my
life miserable as usual.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
If you keep the parody writers of the world happy,
then we're gonna have great parody songs.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Jaff, you'll have a big parody song community one happy family.
Text into seven eight five nine two and you can
tell us what's been on your mind.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Tell Jeffy you like his parody.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. And we just shared what's been
on our mind. So we got the listeners texting in
at seven eight five nine two telling us what's been
on theirs. This person said, I still use my ex's
credit cards at every single store and gas station. We
broke up ten years ago. I don't think he's figured
it out yet.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, it's his fault.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, obviously, don't How long are credit cards good for?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I mean, I think it keeps just like renewing, like
the card on my phone, like it's on my phone
and like, you don't have to change it out even
though I've gone through two other cards.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't know how to explain it.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
But also hot tip, probably don't text in your credit
card fraud crimes to our show. I don't know. I
think that's probably not a great idea.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
People should try this.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Another text says I have a huge crush on someone
on the show and it's not someone you would expect.
Humper the Turtle, you got a fan, And another text says,
huge fan of the show. I listened to your podcast
all day at work.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Love all of you guys. I even watch all of
Jose's Twitch streams. Yeah, make sure to follow him if
you don't at hilarious Jose on YouTube, on tick on twitch,
and on only fans, Amazing content that never disappoints.

Speaker 10 (18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Actually I don't have an only fans, but if enough
people try, I start one.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah that's not let's not encourage them.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Sometimes when a person's cheating on you, the telltale signs
are obvious. Yeah, they act distant, they're protective of their phone,
and at night it just seems like there's a third
person in your bed, but they assure you, no, don't worry,
that's just my brother visiting.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
I know that's not your brother.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Why does he keep making slurping noises?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Why?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, I'm going to go back to sleep. I trust you.
But in some cases, they'll find creative, sneaky ways to
mess around on you, and we need to know what
those ways are not to use for ourselves, because we
would never do that, right, guys, that's right, that is right.

(19:54):
That's why we've got a few listeners ready to tell
us how they caught their partners, and we cross our hearts.
We will not use this knowledge for evil. Promise. In
a brand new Busted coming out at sevent ten, we
we will encourage you to keep listening for laser stories
that's coming up right after this.

Speaker 13 (20:12):
Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get
away with that, but they're about.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
To get busted. Every life story needs a good villain.
Sometimes it's your kindergarten teacher who told you that your
finger paintings were total crab wow. Sometimes it's the grocery
store self checkout machine that keeps yelling unexpected item in

(20:44):
the bagging area, a total fool.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Like the wind blows and off.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
And sometimes it's your ex lover who cheated on you
with your kindergarten teacher from the grocery store self checkout circle.
And if your villain is a cheating ex, come on
the show and tell us how you caught them. On
this segment Busted, we're listening to share how they busted
their evil exes. Extra villain is.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
We don't make anything dramatic around here.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Not at all. These are just straight facts, and we're
gonna get them. Starting with Madeline, tell us how you
busted your significant other.

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Yeah, so I was at my boyfriend's house and I
stepped on this lego in.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
His living room.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Hat that hurts so bad as your boyfriend has legos
in his living room, I mean the.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Love legos these days.

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Okay, After I, like, you know, got over that, I
was like, why is there a lego here?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He's not like a collector?

Speaker 13 (21:41):
No, no, Like, I have no idea why it is
lego in his living room.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh yeah, I have a.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Friend who just bought a Harry Potter like she's working
on loves it.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
She graduates from fifth grade, Shot High.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I got flowers on my desk that I put together.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Did you ever find out?

Speaker 10 (21:58):
What?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Did you ever find out? What the the lego?

Speaker 14 (22:01):
Okay, So I'm looking around, I look under the couch
and then I see like a ton of kids toys.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Okay, does he have a child or a nephew?

Speaker 10 (22:09):
No?

Speaker 13 (22:10):
Child?

Speaker 10 (22:10):
Okay, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 14 (22:13):
So my first thought, I'm like, I have no idea
what's going on here?

Speaker 13 (22:16):
But I'm like, I guess.

Speaker 14 (22:16):
He like plays with kid toys and he's like trying
to hide it from me.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You don't know, Okay, Okay, he's hiding it therapeutic play.

Speaker 14 (22:25):
I don't know, weird, but right, I'm like, so he
comes home and I'm like pull them out to be like,
what's going on?

Speaker 13 (22:31):
This is when he tells me that he's not the
one playing with the toys. His girlfriend's kids play with
them while I go to work.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
Okay, I thought he was immature for a second, but
you no, or maybe she just forgot she had kids.

Speaker 10 (22:50):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Okay, did you give him another chance? No?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
We had so many excuses.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, darn well could have been like.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Here, yeah, parents, trust me, move on and go to Matthew.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Here, Matthew, tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 16 (23:12):
Well, I went on a cruise with my girlfriend and
I was walking by the pool and I heard all
these people cheering.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah yeah, sure.

Speaker 16 (23:19):
So I look over and who do I see? My
girlfriend is doing some contest with another guy.

Speaker 17 (23:23):
Okay, yeah, tell me this is limbo, yes, exactly, Yeah,
with some sexy salsa shimmy thing.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Okay, play all sorts of like crazy fun games when
you're on cruise.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
And the way you.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Described the dance, it doesn't sound like you're very good
at dancing.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
She probably didn't want to enter with you.

Speaker 16 (23:43):
Move Okay, there's a little graphic that kind of dancing.
So I decided to just you know, hang around and
just watch because I assume she got gragged into it randomly.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah right, Oh yeah, it happens with a limbo. They'll
be like, hey, your next.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Get over, you're along right?

Speaker 16 (23:59):
Okay, But that wasn't the case. Turns out, her and
this guy they meant any singles mixer on board was
taking a nap.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Whoa, Oh god, dang, she's that cheat on you.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
You really picked the wrong time to take a nap
or the wrong cruise line.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (24:16):
Yeah, So anyway, they ended up taking first place. Oh
kiss in front of me on the podium.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I hope you from the bat.

Speaker 16 (24:26):
Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy at the time, but they
actually seemed like they were a good match. So she
wound up moving into his state room later that day.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh my god, yeah, those awkward ye ever.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Can I get you guys any drinks yourself?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, dude.

Speaker 16 (24:47):
Yeah yeah, and they turns out they got married, so
he gets it worked out.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Okay, you facilitated that marriage for her, so you're kind
of a hero.

Speaker 18 (25:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (25:00):
It wasn't invite it's the wedding.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
But you know, we got time for one more here.
Let's go to Audrey. Tell us how you busted your
significant other.

Speaker 18 (25:11):
So I've been dating this guy for almost six months
and I decided to surprise him at work with lunch
one day.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
This happens so often.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, that's the number one biggest cheating catch is Like,
I was going to surprise him on birthday. It was
a surprising at work. Okay, so what happened?

Speaker 18 (25:27):
So they told me he doesn't work there anymore, and yeah,
apparently he was let go about a month ago.

Speaker 13 (25:37):
So the next.

Speaker 18 (25:37):
Morning, I decided to follow him to this work and
he pulls up to this huge house and this woman
comes out dressed really fancy, and it turns out he'd
hooked up with his boss's wife at a party. Oh
and so she got di worse.

Speaker 13 (25:55):
My boyfriend got fired.

Speaker 18 (25:56):
Apparently, and now he works for her as her personal
Oh oh my.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
God, Oh no, wow, double home record.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Wow did you know if they need like a second
personal assistance, because it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You've just been tried with our boss for years.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Oh yeah, he never lets me and his man you
need to spouse. Oh oh no, Audrey, that's horrible. I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (26:23):
Yeah, I'm shocked.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, you've recovered.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, and definitely email me if that position's open. Text
in the seven, eight, five nine too, if you have
a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,
and you could be on the next edition of Busted.
We got your butt tap coming up.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And how long
does it take being on the phone with someone till
you realize they're a total weirdo? Like a minute? Would
you be able to find that out in thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I guess it really depends on what type of weirdo
they are.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, today could be super super quick. When we call
a maid of honor to introduce her. Are the best man?
His name is Barnaby Wild. Yeah, and he's pretty inexperienced
when it comes to weddings, so he may need a
little advice specifically about giving his speech. We'll hear how
that goes in your phone. Tap right now, Mornings on

(27:18):
the twenty.

Speaker 11 (27:20):
Hello, greetings, Am I speaking with Lindsay?

Speaker 13 (27:26):
Yes, yes, sir, I am.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
John's best man. My name is Barnaby Barnaby White. Oh
I believe Jessica told you today would be calling.

Speaker 13 (27:35):
Yes, yes, thank you? Okay, yes, how are you?

Speaker 11 (27:39):
I am well, salutations and congratulations because you are the
maid of honor.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Correct, yes, yes I am. I'm so excited, very honored. Yeah,
how about you?

Speaker 11 (27:52):
He is so intoxicating it is to speak with you.

Speaker 13 (27:56):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Isn't love such a beautiful thing?

Speaker 13 (28:01):
Yes? It sure is? It sure is? What can I
do for you today?

Speaker 11 (28:06):
It is? I am calling because actually I have not
been to many weddings. Oh okay, in fact zero unless
you count me live streaming the wedding of Meghan Merkele
and Prince Harry.

Speaker 13 (28:21):
Okay, well that, yeah, that was a big wedding.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Was it quite erotic?

Speaker 13 (28:26):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (28:26):
Okay, he was wearing his military uniform.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
Oh yes, yes he is dashing for sure.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (28:35):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
So?

Speaker 11 (28:37):
I guess we are done discussing the wedding of the century.

Speaker 13 (28:41):
Yes, I think we've covered that. That's good.

Speaker 11 (28:44):
You probably are very busy attending many other weddings.

Speaker 13 (28:48):
Yes, I have been made of honor a couple of times.

Speaker 11 (28:53):
And yet you are still single.

Speaker 13 (28:56):
I am yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (28:58):
Why do you Why do you suppose that is?

Speaker 13 (29:04):
I'm sure it's any number of reasons, but I'm at work.

Speaker 11 (29:07):
I only ask because, according to Prince Harry's autobiography, one
of the best places to meet loose women is at
low budget reading.

Speaker 13 (29:16):
Okay, so what were you calling about today? Is there
something I can help you with as far as being
the best.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Man or you know I am the best man. This
will be the first time I am giving a speech, okay,
and I just wanted to run a few things by
you since you were so experienced.

Speaker 13 (29:36):
Go ahead, just hurry, wait, Dear.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Jonathan and Jessica, we are gathered here today on this.

Speaker 13 (29:48):
Lovely You're not the justice of the peace or the priests.
You don't really have to say that part. I would
just get the good stuff, get to the meat of it.

Speaker 11 (29:55):
Got it, so I will start again to whom it
make concerns.

Speaker 13 (30:01):
Okay, but you're talking to the bride McGroom, so just
say their names.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
And that's why I have an idea during my speech.

Speaker 13 (30:11):
Do not trust me, and you are not starting out
on the right foot, so hurry up and get to
the meat of this. And I have to hang on.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
Maybe I shouldn't do a speech at all. Maybe I
should just read a passage from my hero's memoir for
God's sake, Harry says, I was seven beers and four
shots deep and have not seen my trousers in dats.

Speaker 13 (30:31):
What does this have to do with Jonathan and Jessica.
Can I just ask you.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
That it is a commentary on true love? Herery continues,
that is when I saw Meghan on the set of
Suits and I knew I would betray my family for her.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
Okay, listen, I'm going to have to go. Maybe we
can touch base another time, because this is a really
bad time.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
Before you hang up. Jessica told me specifically, I need
to talk to you about Prince Harry and Meghan Marko.

Speaker 13 (30:57):
No, I don't think she ever said that. Jess I
would not say that.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
She said to bring it up to you for the
sprink phone code that we are doing on the radio. Prank,
A prank, a prank phon con sometimes my voice mixed
my speeches her to understand, and.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
I'm good, so confused.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
I must tell you the truth that I am actually
a radio host named jeff from the show Broke and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 13 (31:24):
Oh my god, you guys suck. So I'm so embarrassed.
This is crazy. I look to the guys all the time,
and I've heard you do this so many times, and
I swore to myself this would never happen to me
because I'm too smart.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Jessic, I thought you might fall from because she said
that you were talking to her about the wedding and
asking if the best man was cute, so she thought
we could mess with you.

Speaker 13 (31:49):
Oh my lord, I can't believe she's such a wi I.

Speaker 11 (31:53):
Can confirm that I am cute, and my name.

Speaker 13 (31:56):
Is you know, I didn't want to be rude Jonathan's friend.
But boy, you're trying my patient.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
But you and I are both single and at a
low budget wedding, so perhaps we can sneak away and
we can do what Harry and Megan Michael did to
each other on page forty eight.

Speaker 19 (32:14):
Oh God, every morning was fun tats weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
What's the perfect setting to have a romantic first kiss?
Maybe during a candle at dinner, or on a moonlit
walk down the beach, or under the flickering fluorescent light
and Stall four of Saint John's truck stop.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
It was a life flickering.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Set in the moon I'm just saying everyone has a
different idea of what that perfect moment looks like. But
for one of our listeners, her first kiss happened out
in broad daylight, probably with children. Watch wait, and even
though they arranged a second meetup, that meetup never happened.

(33:10):
It's like Stall number four all over a day. So
we're gonna do everything in our power to get to
the bottom of it. In your brand new second Date
update right after this second Date updated, we've all heard
of dating ultimatums where they put it all on the
line and say either you put a ring on it
or I'm gone. Okay, you have to pick. Is it

(33:33):
me or your mom?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh my god, you can't have You're gonna get dumped
every time.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
On both of those occasions.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I feel like, well, if they really love you, they
choose you. But it is pretty rare to give yourself
a dating ultimatum, like that's it. If I don't find
somebody by August, I'm just marrying my weighted blanket and
calling it a life.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well, there could be worse options that weight a blanket.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Really, it really like to hug your way. But I
bring it up because one of our listeners says she's
on the precipice of giving up on dating for everything
unless we can make this call work.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
That is so much on us. Why would you do
that to us, Jackie?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (34:14):
Yeah? That's completely right.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Okay, Jaggie, don't come in all cheerful like you weren't
just doomsday.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
In the Yeah, this isn't. I'm not cheerful. I'm just
letting you know that if this doesn't work out, I'm done.
I am done.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Read this odds aren't very high.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Yeah, I'm that desperate. I'm with you guys.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, we're all starting off on the same page.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
So yeah, starting at rock bottom can only go up
from here. Let's begin by learning the name of the
guy that you met recently.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
The guy's name is Steve. We went on a date
like that Thursday, Thursday?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
And is there something that stood out about Steve or
was it just not horrible and that's why you're okay
with it?

Speaker 13 (34:58):
Well?

Speaker 9 (34:58):
Yeah, pretty much in the last couple of months, I've
been trying to say yes to anyone that asked me out.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh wow, okay, cast a wide net sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I'm putting myself out there, Okay, like everybody tells you.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
To, right, and most of them have been okay With Steve,
it was actually a really good date.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Oh, I mean I could even see the hope in
your voice when you say that.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, not super hopeful, just like not the worst thing ever.
Where was that date?

Speaker 9 (35:30):
It was really fun. We went to a farmer's market
and we were just walking around, like sampling the foods
and talking, laughing and having fun. For it wasn't an
hour and a half, okay, Okay, this is good.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's a day date. Nobody's like drinking too much. I mean,
did you meet there?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yes? We met at the farmer's market, and then at
the end he walked me back to my car. And
you know, normally I don't kiss someone on the first date,
especially a day date, but the connection was really strong.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh, you had a cute first kiss after a farmer's
market date.

Speaker 13 (36:04):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (36:05):
And then he looked me in the eyes and said
I had a really great time and I want to
see you again soon.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
That.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah, you don't. You don't want eye contact when that happens, what.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
You want to look away in shame, don't look at me. Yeah,
you want eye contact. Eye contact is so intimate and nice.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
You believed him, right, I did, And I told him
that I had an amazing time and I would love
to see him again.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
And there it is again. What it's too much?

Speaker 9 (36:34):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Not too much, he said, I want to see you again.
She said, I want to see you again. That's not
too much.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I can see how maybe you would think that prefer
a guy saying I really like you. It's the most
terrifying thing in the world.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
She said that to me.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, but you're not supposed to say it back to him.
Oh my god, Brook, I've done enough of these to
know how to play the game, and being honest and
open with how you really feel is the absolute worst thing.
You can see.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
That was not the problem, because that same day he
texts me and he said, Sunday, does that work? I'll
pick you up for dinner and maybe he can grab
a drink after.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Okay, I stand corrected, possibly, thank you?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So what happened Sunday?

Speaker 18 (37:18):
So?

Speaker 9 (37:18):
So I texted back yes, one hundred percent, I'm in,
and gave him a little high five emoji. And on
Saturday he texts me and says, hey, I'm going to
have to cancel on Sunday. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh okay, did he try to reschedule?

Speaker 9 (37:33):
No, he didn't say anything else. Doesn't explain nothing, And
so I just texted back no problem. Let's figure out
another time. Did he respond to your no no response?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Come on, how many days has that been?

Speaker 9 (37:49):
It's been a week now, Okay. But here's the thing.
So this is the only guy that I've connected with,
and now he's ghosting me. I mean, it's so unbelievably frustrating.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like you're doing this not
just for Steve, but to make up for every other
bad thing that has happened, Like you need this to
go right, and I.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Really just want to know why. I mean, like what
happened right?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Well, you said it's been a week. Maybe he's learned
something about you in between that period of time, Like
you don't have to answer this, but have you served
time in prison that.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Could be hot though I have not.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Okay, is there anything that's available online to the public
that somebody could come across and might be like, oh god,
this is a red flag.

Speaker 9 (38:42):
Seriously, there's nothing that I can think of.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Okay, Well, this is definitely a mystery.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Maybe he just had a bad reaction to the Baba
ganoosh you guys had the Farmer's market, wasn't able.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
To recover know what that is?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
It was just a hummus stand must again.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
So so let's come back.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
We're gonna definitely got kisses from her husband.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
To We're gonna come back and call Steve for you
here and hopefully get an explanation for why he isn't
arranging a second date or let you give up on
dating forever. That's what she wants, all right. I'm hopeful
push you back from the cliff and when we get

(39:28):
your second date update right after this second date update today,
the entire future of a woman's dating life lies inside
of our tender throats, because if we don't say the
right thing and get Steve to agree to another date,
Jackie has already said she is ready to give up

(39:51):
on finding love forever.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Definitely don't need to tell Steve this, but.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I'm sure that won't happen anyway, because they went to
a far market hot you know how, walked around, had
a great eye contact the whole time.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Soup's hot, see hot and organic.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah, they laughed, even planned out another date after telling
each other they both wanted to see each other again.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
You forgot the great first kiss. Yeah, that was such
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
That was like the moment, right.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I thought when I said Farmer's market kissing was implied
because who doesn't. But yeah, it was all going according
to plan until the day before their second date, when
Steve texted canceling with no explanation and then went dark. So, Brook,
your thoughts on the situation at hand, good.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I just feel like it's not going to be good
if he's in a different relationship, like if he's cheating or.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Well, hold on, Brook, how can he cheat if they've
only gone on one date?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
No, no, not cheating on her, cheating on whoever he's dating.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're saying Jackie could be the
other woman.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Well, I mean it's just like a day date.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yaki, Are you cool with being the other woman?

Speaker 18 (41:05):
That?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
We didn't say that? Okay, it is good to check,
all right. Hopefully that's not what the situation.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Wanted to be that.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
I hope it's just busy at other farmers markets.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Scoping out the best spots. Yea, the best ober jeans
or whatever.

Speaker 12 (41:19):
Brook likes a farmer, Yeah, does work them.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
We've ruled out a couple of possibilities. Let's just call
him and see if he picks up. I'm dialing his
number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Steve?

Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yeah a man, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
You're you're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Oh great, we're going.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
To take that without any sarcasm attached to it.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
But I like your style already. Can tell what's going on? Well,
what's going on is This is a segment that we
do called the second Date Update. I don't know if
you've ever heard of that before. Nope, Okay, keep going.
But it's actually a kind of a fun thing that
we do where we help out listeners who are confused

(42:20):
after they're not getting a call back for a second date.
We try and help them figure out the reason why.
And there's a woman that you went out with recently,
actually you planned a second date with her but canceled
the last minute. Or her name's Jackie.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
I don't really want to talk about this.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Sensitive to you.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
I feel bad?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Did I ask?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Are you single?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Brooks it with so much hope.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Here's the deal, here's the deal.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
What's the deal.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
I did have a strong connection with her, but if
she knew what was going on, it would probably hurt
her feelings better less unsaid.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Trying to protect someone's feelings hurt some more. I think
they want to be direct.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I think her feelings already hurt.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah, because she was really looking forward to that second
hangout and when you canceled with no explanation. Now she's
just kind of confused. She was excited, doesn't know where
she stands. We're just trying to give her a little
bit of information.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
It's just I had a stronger romantic connection with somebody
else and I didn't think it would be fair to her.

Speaker 13 (43:46):
Continue my good.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
That's normal.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Okay, everybody, Okay, everybody's on the call right now. Let's
try and be respectful and hear Steve out.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
I can't listen to this anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Is a cheater here that Jackie's on the phone?

Speaker 9 (44:08):
Hold on, he knows it's me. He knows it's me,
And I know a cheater when I smell one, you
smell it.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I think that's my fault, Jackie.
Hold on, what I feel like I put that idea
in your head.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
He didn't say he cheated.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
He just said that he went out with someone else
and had a stronger connection.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
He didn't Yeah, whatever, he was going to cheat on
me eventually, he who.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Hold on, you're making a lot of assumptions here, Jackie,
and I know you're definitely hurt by what you heard.
But let's give Steve a chance to explain himself.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
I spoke my piece. I don't have much else to say.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Okay, okay, so you're just I have to say, oh good.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Oh god, So when we were walking around the farmer's
market and I didn't want to drink some water fountain
because it's like public and quotes. He never offered to
buy me a drink.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
What about that?

Speaker 9 (44:59):
He from selfish? He's selfish and he'd probably selfish in bed.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Whoa jackie.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
We are all over.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
The place right now.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I understand your feelings are hurt because this didn't turn
out how you wanted it to. But this is not
the reaction that you are gonna want to have.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
And honestly, I've never made that correlation before. Guys not
being good in bed, that don't buy water for their women.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Well, you know you're also a guy.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Oh that's fair, and I am going to keep it
all to myself. Jeremy, can you confirm that you're a
selfish guy? I'm sorry, Steve, can you confirm that you're
a selfish guy?

Speaker 8 (45:39):
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I just I just want to know what's your take
on this whole situation.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
But on a good day, I just had a stronger
connection with someone else. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
You're running my face.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
In your face. You know what he is.

Speaker 9 (45:56):
He's rubbing it in my face. He comes over me.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
With you don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
She was probably a lovely person.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
You guys, what are you doing? You're like spinning this
to make him the victim here circumstances.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's just how dating works. Yeah, sometimes you meet somebody
you liked more.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I don't think he's in a like a committed relationship
with this other person. It sounds like just a casual date, right, Steve.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
I really don't think I should say anymore.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
You know what, I really wanted to see your basement.
I never got to see your basement basement?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Actually did he offer a tour in the basement.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I was kind of thinking the same thing. I wonder
what's in his base? No, what is you talking about?

Speaker 8 (46:51):
I have a movie room in my basement and we
talked about that.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Really, she had a lot of hopes based around the
movie room.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I didn't get to see it.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Don't little popcorn maker, And.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I was all on Steve's side, and so I just
poured salt in the wounds that popcord making.

Speaker 18 (47:15):
You know.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
Sorry, it's a dope basement. And yes I have multiple
flavored salts.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Wow, you need to go, you show now, all right?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Hang up?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Okay, I think maybe you just need to work on
yourself right now, Jackie.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
Yeah no, no, no, no, no, I'm deleting your text. I'm
blocking your number. You're never going to hear from me again.
I want you to know you lost out on something really.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Good, really good, really stables type of relationship. So Steve,
I'm sorry, dude.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
It's fine. I feel like I dodged a bullet. It's
like I'm watching the matrix.

Speaker 12 (47:55):
And Okay, I don't want to hear from him.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Okay, s you're gone. We dropped Steve. Wow, okay, Jackie,
Oh my god, wow.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
No, no, no, no, no, you guys. Honestly, it's fine.
I know men. After that, he is definitely going to
reach out to me like a little crazy.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
I mean, that's actually kind of you.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
A little is a different definition.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Are you saying you put all of that on just
to like get him to call you.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I mean, I just stood up a little bit, but
I'm legitimately pissed.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
That was a little bit imagine.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Full blown. All right, Well, Jackie, after you take your
hiatus from the dating world, call us and we can
reach out to that next guy for you.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
Yeah. No, I'm gonna hear from Steve.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
You heard about that basement. Right, it is pretty dope. Okay,
I don't blame you.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
I'm not going to block him, and then he's gonna
call me and you guys will end up doing an
update update on me.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
About your healthy relationship.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Yeah, direction this is going to go.

Speaker 10 (49:19):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Was it me or did it feel like she definitely
had a plan of attack there?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
She said? She like what shausted up, juiced it up.
I don't know she did it purpose.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
It was an emotional roller coaster. I'm exhausted.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
The second he mentioned a stronger connection with another woman,
she completely went off the handle. Yeah, but man, wouldn't
it be something though, if after all of this she
was right that.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
He did call her back, Like Steve.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Thinks about and he's like, you know what, she's kind
of unhinged, but I kind of like it. Okay, so
I would have cheated. Yeah, right on every level.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Anyway Steve's calling her back is if it doesn't work
out with the other girl.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, then I could see it may be happening,
and then.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
It's a sure it's probably a less than one percent
chance that it all goes the way that she's thinking,
But wouldn't that.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Be a wild update?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
There would be. Yeah, and I really appreciate her optimism
and all of your optimism in your dating lives. If
you want our help, we are ready to step in
and call that person who isn't calling you back. By
the way, go check out all of our second date updates.
They're up online wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning got.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Some very good news for our own jose Bolanos. Sophia
Virgara is single and looking to mingle Jeffrey in the Morning.
She did an interview recently saying quote, I want somebody fun.
I need fun in my life. I've been single for
a year and a half. I'm fifty two. I need

(50:58):
to have fun. Yeah, Jose, you're fun.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Oh dude, she could play Fortnite with me on my lap.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
She would love that she met. Yeah, and you're not
afraid of dating an older woman.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
No not.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I've actually been down a little bit about I'm sure
she's not afraid of having a grown man child.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Now, I will say there is one possible deal breaker
for her that may be an issue here for her.
Think me, just just maybe. Because Sophia says she wants
a guy who makes as much money as her, or
preferably more, Oh my god, because quote if not, it's
a nightmare. They end up resenting you. Sophia has a

(51:39):
current net worth of one hundred and eighty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Jose, you're pretty close, pretty close to that.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You have one hundred and eighty down on the million.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Power you go before taxi.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Hey, I think it'd be fun to take if you
have aagara back to a one bedroom apartment.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Oh yeah, mytment.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I'm trying to show everything. I'm like, hey, I have
air condition.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
That's rare. Apparently clubhouse.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah, apparently it was a big issue in her marriage
to Joe Manjanello because he was only he was only
worth forty million dollars disgusting, awful lot.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
So she thinks he's broke.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
It's that he is insecure about it and has issues
that his woman makes more.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Money and insecurity is really off putting. Alexis slap him
in the face for it.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Standards, Yeah, clap harder, alexis a figure.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Income vaulted Alexis.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Stop. Next time I watch Magic, Mike, I'm gonna be said, Okay,
thank you, Alexis. That was very It was really triggered.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Why do I feel like I'm going to see Jeff
watching Magic Mike Crime actually felt like the real thing
out of all of them.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
What you lost, Bro, It's really horrible. Now we're gonna
move on to something, hopefully a little bit happier. Laser
Stories featuring only rich people up right Afterday Chef. It's
the radio segment that's starting a community support group called
No Child Left on Red Traumatized teens recover emotionally after

(53:17):
being ignored in their group. Chest reading Books is.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Doing some good work.

Speaker 10 (53:23):
Chat.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
This is an epidemic and it stops here. With Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
There's other meme fiends, just don't this. First Laser Stories
out of Derbyshire, England's an elementary school was having a
World War two themed show in tell day where students

(53:43):
were asked to bring in memorabilia from their homes. Okay,
and there were military uniforms that came in, antique war signs,
even a piece of rubble from a bombed factory.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Wow, that was the crowd swell.

Speaker 18 (53:57):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
The staff even approved of one little boy bringing in
an old bullet casing. But what they didn't expect is
that little boy's friend, Noah, also had something to share.
Noah reached into his pocket and sent into the microphone,
I've got something too, And that's when he pulled out
a grenade.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
He'd taken the World War II family heirloom without his parents' knowledge. Yeah,
I would hope so, and couldn't say for sure if
it was active or not.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Wait, they just have it up in their house on
a bookshelf or something.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Apparently, the head teacher thanked him for his show and
tell and quickly took the grenade while the principal began
evacuating the school.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah carefully, Yeah, but he just won show and tell.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
To Then she walked it all the way out to
the parking lot, where she slowly placed it underneath the
vice principal's time. Do you think she was admire I'm
just kidding. It was behind a substantial tree.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Do you think she was so worried about tripping that
whole walk? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
The bomb disposal experts were called to the scene. Using
X ray equipment, they were able to determine the grenade
was safe, deactivated, and from now on the school will
still have World War two Day, but just not the show.
In telparks, Okay, kids like.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I ride something, I have a flamethrow.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
It's next. Laser stories out of Arizona. Love that all
across America national parks are struggling.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I know it's bad.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You mean, like business wise, money wise, Yeah, that we
get funding is getting cut, getting fired.

Speaker 10 (55:36):
Oh geez.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Apparently it's got to the point where they're saying desperate
times call for desperate measures. So cue the twerking video.
I say that because Arizona's Petrified Forest National Park is
fundraising now by showing us old torking videos of Megan
the Stallion. The clips are being shared on TikTok, hoping

(55:58):
to go viral. So after you watch the torque footage,
they advertise an annual park pass for eighty bucks.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
They could for them.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I follow a couple of park accounts and they get
pretty creative on the dude.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
That's what I were to say. It was the park
rangers working.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Yeah, it's Megan thee Stallion and it's got some risk
innuendo stuff like petrified forest is here to rock your world.
That's so funny though, and yes, the wood is still
hard after two hundred million years.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Funny and educational. I get behind it.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
They go on to say the wood is so rock
solid it's basically nature's viagra.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Now you get the joke.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
That one wasn't quite as funny. You've gone too far.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
He doesn't love a good firm piece of wood joke.

Speaker 10 (56:45):
Yeah them.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Anyways, parks are desperate, and we'll see if this torking
strategy actually pays off.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
I mean, it is Arizona. They could say, like it's
getting hot out here.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, old Nelly reference.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
So let's go to your next laser story of tech town.
Great news jetson cartoon fans. The first mass produced flying
car will go on sale early next year. It's finally happening,
is it?

Speaker 12 (57:14):
You know?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I keep seeing prototypes of these and I'm like, that
just looks like a helicopter, y'all. That doesn't look like
a flying car.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I'm gonna show a picture of the car right now
to my co host. You could see it up on
the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. Is that is that
car looking enough for you, Brooke.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I mean it looks like an airplane with the car
seat in it. Yeah, and some wheels. I don't want
a lexis behind the driver wheel.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Can I just put it is there?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Like something we can sign that some people from flying these,
you're a parallel parking in the sky.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
Yeah, back camp.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
So it's technically a flying car, but not the hover
car we were promised in movies like Back to the Future. Yeah,
it's got a hefty price tag with it.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, and a death trap attached to it.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
The company in Slovakia says it'll cost a very reasonable
eight hundred thousand dollars day, up to a million if
you add upgrades though the seat warmers. Hey, they'll hit
this guy in early twenty twenty six, at least over
in Europe, and they're hoping to get him approved for
sale in the US coming this fall.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I'm sure that'll work out.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
His next laser stories out of the commencement tenth. If
your kids graduating this month with one of these degrees,
pat them on the back and tell them it's important work.
Then sprint back home and clear out the office because
they could be moving back in So I say that
because a popular publication just posted a list of the
top ten college degrees that earned the least amount of

(58:44):
money straight out of school.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Oh oh, he's going to be depressing for some of
the years. A lot of degrees.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
The median income for all the jobs listed is between
forty and forty two thousand dollars a year. Okay, So
Number five early childhood education.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
So important though you're a baby.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Feature like preschool teachers or nannies. Maybe Number four anthropology
the study of anthros. Yeah, whatever it is, it does
not pay a lot of man. Number three performing arts
ju theater work, singers, stage hands, media.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Oh but there was no like they didn't think they
were going to make a lot of money out of college.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
You know, world, Yeah, you know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
The number two general social sciences jobs like youth counselor
or teacher's aid. And finally, the number one job that
will make you the least amount of money straight out
of college is if you studied a foreign language, like
majoring in French and only French.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Yeah, you got to.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Go back for like a teaching degree or business.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
You're not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Foreign language is the lowest paid major at forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Well, I got Google translated.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I don't need anything, but you got to go encourage
that kid to go live in that country.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Plus isn't French the language of love? That's what this
guy majored in. And look at that who says you
don't use your major once you graduate college. Here you go.
He's using it right now. And that means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Friday, Brook.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
We've got a new player today and we're going to
greet them with a traditional Norwegian hello, the way we
do for all of our new players. On three, are
you guys ready?

Speaker 18 (01:00:47):
On two?

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Okay, I need everybody in the room to be a
part of this. Okay, fall along one to remember this
is Norwegian Hello, not the Swedish Hello that we did
last week to everybody, so don't mix them up. Okay ready?

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Oh wait? Hold on. In Norway, they count down from three,
don't they doing well? No, I was counting up. I
need to count down three two, But remember that not
the Swedish one, the Norway one. Okay, wait, we're out
of time.

Speaker 17 (01:01:23):
Nervous, Come on, well, we just have already.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I know my bad. Now we just have to say
hello like the Americans do. Okay, welcome to the show Man.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
You're nice to me.

Speaker 18 (01:01:37):
I'm just still trying to find the pun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
No, it's just in Norway.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
They really know how to greet each other therect If
you're ever looking for some sort of deeper humor in
this show, just don't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah. I love the expectations, low expectations. Yeah, now you're
in the right mindset, spoken language. What made you want
to call in and play Brook today?

Speaker 16 (01:01:58):
I feel like I'm kind of smart and I can
answer some general questions.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
So that's literally all you need bro yea.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Yeah, he doesn't give himself too much credit, and I
like that. Trevor Brook's gonna leave the studios. We can
go over the rules. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. It's national
talk like Yoda Day and in the movie he's green,
But what color is his lightsaber?

Speaker 16 (01:02:27):
Green.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
The first recorded computer bug happened in nineteen forty seven
when a real bug got trapped inside a console. What
type of bug was it? The Boston cream pie is
the official dessert of what state?

Speaker 13 (01:02:41):
Massachusetts?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
In a standard game of Twister? How many colors does
it have for? What's the national animal of Canada? Moose,
goose or beaver? What popular Greek food item gets its
name from the word for turning or rotating? I have
no idea pass on that one. The name of the
dish though, yeah, I bet he knows the Norwegian dish
if we had gotten to that question. Unfortunately not today.

(01:03:04):
But Brook's coming back into the studio, and let's learn
a little bit more about our new player. Trevor. Here
he works at home, it says on my screener, in
the tech biz, doing sales and recruiting, and he thinks
of himself as just a pretty chill guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Trevor, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 18 (01:03:20):
Then?

Speaker 16 (01:03:20):
For a chill guy, I don't think it's appropriate for
the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Oh I think he's saying working in his underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Oh yeah, wow, I.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Think that's the good old Norwegian Goodbye. That's how we
got arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Trevor, you seem like a chill guy, actually, so keep
on chilling while we move on to brook Brook. It's
your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Yes, you're strong and ready.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Good luck. Your time starts now. It's national talk like
yo today and in the movie he's green? But what
color is his lightsaber? Ooh blue? The first recorded computer
bug happened in nineteen forty seven when a real bug
got trapped inside a console. What type of bug was it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Lady bug?

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
The Boston cream pie is the official dessert of what state?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Massachusetts?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
In a standard game of twister? How many colors does
it have for? What is the national animal of Canada?
Moose goose or beaver goose? What popular Greek food item
gets its name from the word turning or rotating? Okay,
times up. Answers are in. We're going to the scoreboard
to see how you bolted with Jose.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Money talk old Daylor. You got three correct today.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
That's pretty general, Pretty good though.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Brooke, yeah, same exact amount of questions be game and
got three and Brook yes only.

Speaker 17 (01:04:50):
I was so comfortable, but there was no question in
my mind that one where you get to you took
Brook down on your very first try.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Congratulations, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national talk.
Like Yodaday and his lightsaber in the movies, it's a
green light save. Yeah. The first recorded computer bug happen
in nineteen forty seven when a moth got trapped inside
of the console.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
You would know that. Did he get that right?

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
The Boston cream Pie is the official dessert of the
state of Massachusetts. In a game of twister, it has
four different colors blue, green, red, and yellow. The national
animal of Canada is the beaver. It's been official since
nineteen seventy five, and the popular Greek food item that
gets its name for the word turning or rotating is
euro gyro like gyrating. You know, Trevor, Congratulations, you took

(01:05:45):
down Brook. You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see our
very own Jose Bolanyos and Friends live at the Emerald
City Comedy Club on June fourth.

Speaker 16 (01:05:56):
Ooh nice, Yeah, Trevor will hang out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I'll make you laugh, dude, I'll take your well, You'll
give you a little raspberry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
What happens at these shows?

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Oh, they're pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
There were comedy shows.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
You maybe you should come and support me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Yeah, well, I'm scared of what I get.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Brooks Days Away, becoming the Raspberry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
It's gonna be a good time, So Trevor Man, thanks
so much for playing. Come back and do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Trevor, never come back again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I can't believe you will.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
We're gonna do it in Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,
brook and Jeffrey in the morning.