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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a brand new full show for you, thanks
for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah,
and we got some fun I think one of the
cutest mass speakers that we've had in It's like such
a heartwarming confession. So you gotta listen to that. Then
the awkward Tuesday is just embarrassing. Yeah, I mean, she
definitely wants answers that she's willing to admit that a
guy did what he did to escape her.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Maybe I make I would want answers to that too, Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So that's all coming up. But first, we love to
share your comments and Alexis combs through him every day.
What wants do you like?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, well like this one, and I am gonna probably
mess up your name, so I'm sorry because it's Lewis
t TV, Epic Burritosh Okay Vin.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
She's a twitch twitch.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
God.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They got in the know and he said, I think
this is the first time in my life that I
don't get excited for the weekends because that means I
have to go forty eight hours without a new episode.
I love full shows and I'm definitely a fan for life.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I will say, speaking of streams, not making this about me,
but I didn't stream all weekend and I had somebody
go first. Your show's not on now, you're not streaming
like I need you guys in my life every.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Day so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hey, we love being that involved. Okay, yeah, you're doing great,
Burrito Man, thanks for being here, and just for you,
we're gonna start this full show.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
They say, the definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result. Absolutely, well,
look that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.
And Jeffrey in the Morning and if we're gonna talk
about this week's hero, they're from Denver, Colorado. He's a
(01:44):
thirty four year old man who's now become a legend
and goes by the name Dustin Eggs. And police just
arrested mister Eggs because he robbed the same circle k
multiple times over the past calendar year.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He knows he can do it. That's why Dusty Eggs
is feeling good about himself.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
You actually know the safe.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
When I say multiple times, I don't mean like two
or three times.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I was literally thinking three times.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
He hit the same store ten separate times all in
one year?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Is it cash? You're like, man, Dustin, just go away
like we're buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Now, why is he our hero?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Because every time he did it he only came away
with about fifty bucks a.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He's a mass five if he does it enough times, though,
jose Rich ten years.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
That's fifty thousand, I think, or five thousand sounds good
to me.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
He never got caught the first nine robberies, but he'd
space it out where about every month he'd go back
and collect the same amount of money.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We don't applaud tenacity and perseverance as much as we should.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You're right, Jess.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
So in the end he got just a tad shy
of five hundred dollars before the cops finally caught him
and n did his reign of terror.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Bops didn't find him after every time. You mean the
guy like I thought you, he's been arrested ten times.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
No got away the first nine ten times did I
man his bail. But that type of consistent persistence makes
Dustin eggs our New of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Persistence really does pay off. Now let's move on.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
We're gonna get to the shot collar question of the
day and send it over to a man who's been
banned from thirteen different circle caves for reasons we can't
legally say on air. Ashton eggs our technical director, Ashton,
I'm just gonna stop talking. You can pick it up anytime,
whenever you're ready. Just start saying words. I think he's
(03:45):
any moments. Oh, get me to stop talking. Oh okay, okay,
there you go.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Well, today we celebrate the birthday of one of the
most influential men of our time, Mark Elliot Suckerberg. Oh
that's right, a man who revolutionized the Internet and gave
our grandparents a safe space to write their long angry
political rants.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Single handedly took down Tom from my space.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Yeah you know, well, he turns forty one years old
today but still doesn't look a day over twelve. Yes,
can relate, Mark, can relate.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You said it. You guys could be like brothers.
Speaker 9 (04:26):
What a compliment from Brooklyn. But he also just so
happens to share the same birthday as another modern day genius,
the human Kechstand known as Rob Gronkowski aka grop. That's
why today we're doing a special who said it? Tech?
The billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or Super Bowl winning party boy
(04:50):
Rob Gronkowski during Today's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Jesus you're trying to go away from Yeah, it definitely
has nothing to do with the fact that my voice
can't go that low.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, when you hit puberty, it will go down.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Are you promised? I promise if you say a number
between one and twenty and I'll read you a timeless quote.
All you have to do is tell me was that
said by the Zuckster or Gronk hard So we're gonna
start with the woman who's tried to DM both. Alexis,
give me a number five? All right, Alexis who said
(05:33):
this quote we need to remember to start our meetings
with more eye contact? Is that Gronk or Zuck.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Just in the locker room with all of his other
like wide receivers and tight ends.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Come on, guys, you know top one.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But I'm gonna go as much as I think Gronk
like the meetings, I could think.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Zuckerb That's correct. Nothing screams human vibes like scheduling eye
contact definitely not a robot. Will Brook give me a number?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, give me number fifteen?
Speaker 10 (06:04):
All right?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Brooke who said this quote? I was always hungry by
the time we came back for the after party. So
for whatever reason, you could find me cooking scrambled eggs
totally naked at three am?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
You know?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Was that Gronkerzuk?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
The thought of just picturing Zuckerberg totally naked making scrambled
eggs is hard for me. I will say, I don't
think Gronkowski likes to wear clothes ever. I feel like
you're probably pretty restrictive for him. Definitely, Gronk y hey,
I got a double Yes.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, that was Gronk. All right, Jose, please give me
a number twelve baby, hey, hey, Jose who said this quote,
I've got five beds, but I only sleep in one.
Was that Gronk Zack? It could be either.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That was actually kind of tricky.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's a good one.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Mark Zuckerberg owns like a complex in Hawaii. It's not good,
doesn't make people happy.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
But gronkowsk he probably has a five decker bunk bed
that he and all of his friends like to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And his brothers. He has two brothers, that's right, they
all party together.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I could see a couple for his brothers and then
two for the babes.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That are the girls left over?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
I could see them bunking it upron Jose said Gronk.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's correct.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Okay, Jeff, we're trying to decide who said the quote,
Mark Zuckerberg or Rob Gronkowski. Yeah, I'm at number twenty yo,
soy Fiesta.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, I am party. I am a party.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I am party.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Now, originally you would lean towards Gronk on the party thing,
but Zuckerberg did party like a rock star when he
was building Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A post for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He was slamming code. Oh yeah, Fiesta.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Also, he's very smart, he probably get it right.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
And Gronkowski did go to U of A right on
the border zero Mexico, so I probably had to bust
out some Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So give me Rob Gronkowski there. That's correct, was it
all Gronk?
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Gronk's legendary attempt at Spanish during a postgame interview came
out Joe, sooy Fiesta.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's pretty close.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Translates to I am party. All right, Alexis, if you
get this next question correct, then I will be the
loser again of this plenty of twenty number one, number one. Oh,
she's confident. Who said this quote? As soon as we
walked into the bar the song jump Around came on,
and that was so fired up. I just instinctively started
jumping up and down as high as I could. My
(08:45):
head actually hit the chandelier, and although it hurt a little,
I thought it was funny, and so did everyone else,
so I kept jumping. Was that Rob Gronk or Mark
Zuckerberg chandelier?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Also, jumping around is like the whitest dance move that
you could do, and I don't think there is a
whiter person.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Terrible I'm gonna take a huge wrisks.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Gronk, You said, Gronk, how did you do that? Correct?
I guess he's taller than Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
A good.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Well, that means the high am the loser of.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Twenty and because you lost Ashton, you're gonna get shocked
while singing jump around, Yes, just like Gronk would do.
Whenever you're ready, go ahead, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
M arown Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
No, jump up, stay down there.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
That's your shot. Collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Normally at this time we do a little trivia segment
called beat Brook, where she goes head to head against
one of our listeners to see who can claim radio glory.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I feel so hyped up with this music yet, but
not today.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Wait what no Brooks specifically told me.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Instead of a trivia throwdown, she wants a one v.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
One rap battle.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
And if you don't believe that she can pull it off,
listen to her drop a free style.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Sample trying now she's.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yo, this is Brook. Don't even come at me and
try to clown. Can you do?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Come on Brook at this major beat?
Speaker 7 (10:53):
You know, stop it stop, you know, butt the music,
cancel the rap battle.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That was pretty good my first rap battle.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I thought that was great.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Half of our listeners got offended by that one. We're
just gonna sick to old fashioned trivia. We're gonna do
it right now.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Today's player, Cecily was on with us two years ago
and says she panicked and forgot what a golf ball
was made up of, ended up dying brook that day wow,
and has thought about it every single moment since then. Cecily,
(11:39):
revenge can be yours if you finally remember what is
a golf ball made of.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
Rubber? It is rubber.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's at a rubber core with a synthetic your Thane Cover.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't think that neither did Cecily.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, now she.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Dreams about it every single night.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, I hope that's the only question you get, just
over and over and over again, Cecily.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, I don't want you to be haunted by golf
balls anymore.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
First question, how many dimples on a golf ball?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, that's wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
We're gonna find out what the questions are all about
as Brook leaves the studio here.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
But this is your chance for redemption.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions
as possible.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (12:31):
I am? Are you guys ready?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You'll find out. I'm not sure we're ready.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I know that was really sweet. I almost want to
ward you a bonus point just for being kind like that.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But here we go.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Your time starts now. Today is actor Robert Pattinson's birthday.
He starred in a movie recently as what superhero h Batman.
What's the name of the Professional Soccer League in America MLS?
The Mississippi River is the second longest in America.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What's first Oka?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
What famous zombie video game franchise was turned into an
HBO show featuring Pedro Pascal oh Us On what American
social media app does the share button have the shape
of a paper airplane?
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Instagram?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Cecily, no golf questions today, but you came prepared.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That was a solid, solid performance.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Now broke its back.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Into the studio here it says on my screen, or that.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Cecily works out a college and helps kids with figuring
out how to tell their mom that they don't know
what to do with the rest of their life. It's fine,
your parents are going to pay for it, so I'm going.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
To be here eight years because they just want to
switch to my major four times.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
If you find that your child is going back for
a sixth the seventh year and you're paying an extra
forty grand for it on the amex blame Cecily, you're saying.
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Is that what it's like, Cecily, That's what it's like
at times. Okay, you just gotta deal.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, mom and dad will fund it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
What's the what's the most popular major to opt out of?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
I think, uh, probably psychology.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh yeah, and then they find out they have to
do a lot more school after.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
That four years exactly. Then they realize that they're the
ones that need to see a psychologist.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Okay, coming from the psychology major in the room, I'm
pretty offended.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Psychology yeah, your communications guy, No psych Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I tried to go back for a fifth year to
get my minor in communications, but my parents said no.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, They're like, wait, you want another useless degree? Yes, good,
Jeff good.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I felt like I could learn more. But anyways, that
we'll stay in touch for after this. Brook it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Your time starts now. Today is after Robert Pattinson's birthday.
He started in a movie recently as what Superhero?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Was he Batman?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What's the name of the Professional Soccer League in America.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
MLS?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
The Mississippi River is the second lawn guests in America?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
What's first Missouri?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
What famous zombie video game franchise was turned into an
HBO show featuring Pedro Pascal God.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What is it called Day of the Dead?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
I forget on What American social media app is the
share button in the shape of a paper airplane.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That would be Instagram.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The time is up, the answers are in. We're gonna
go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did
with Jose.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I took that.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Paga. Is it weird that I didn't understand her?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But I totally.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Understand exactly, Cecily.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You got four correct today. Good game.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's gonna be tight.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Brook, same exact amount of questions and also full another time.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I'm sorry, Cecily. You know those go to the house.
But let's go over the answers for everybody. It's actor
Robert Pattins's birthday. He was recently Batman in a movie.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I never saw that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I was gonna ask you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It was good. Ashton just gaming thumbs up like it.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Pessional Soccer League in America is the MLS Major League Soccer.
Mississippi River's second longest in America. First is the Missouri
River one mile longer than the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's right, suck it, Mississippi River.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
The famous zombie video game franchise turned into an HBO
show with Pedro Pascal is the Last of Us.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I know it's three words, and I'm like god, I
can't remember.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
And the share buttons in the shape of a paper
airplane on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Dude, when you said that, I never realized it. I
thought it was an arrow with a line down the
middle for some reason. And now you say that, I'm like, oh,
it wasn't a very clear graphic though.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
No, no, no, get on it Zuckerberg. So Cecily, I'm sorry
it was not enough to beat Brooke today, but just
for playing, we are going to give you a twenty
five dollars Disney gift card ballad at any Disney resort,
theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 12 (16:52):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Not what you wanted, Cecily, but you could still be
proud of yourself. You did well.
Speaker 12 (16:59):
Thanks. I'm gonna hate rivers now, is that?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What did you get that wrong?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Panic balls?
Speaker 11 (17:08):
For two years, Cecily live in shame every time she
sees running balls.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Making enemies every day. But it's asley come back and
play again soon. You're gonna get a win one of
these times.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Anytime you have to blatantly lie to your friends about
where you're going or who you're spending your time with,
usually not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
What the probably means.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
You're meeting up with your ex again, or maybe you're
taking some pole dancing classes with your mom. Wait well,
one of our listeners admits that twice a month he
disappears and simply tells his buddies he's busy. Oh, it's
too embarrassing to reveal the truth. What is he really
(17:59):
hiding or a out to find out? During a brand
new mass speaker that's coming up right after this, you don't.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Hear me confession I can't take back earl.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
Arms mouse speak text to seven eighty five nine two
says I'm on level nine, four hundred and thirty six
of Candy Crush saga, and it definitely feels more like
a confession than a proud a chief.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, how much money you speak?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That is? So that's a lot of years.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Don't feel bad though, Brooke crushes Candy's irl at her
desk every single day.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I can't double thousand a week.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Yeah, we're the perfect people to confess your secrets too,
because we've all done embarrassing stuff just as bad, if
not ten times worse.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
So let's shame spiral together.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
You're on the mass speaker, and right now we've got
a guy on the phone who wants to come clean
using the fake name Seth.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So Seth, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (18:58):
Hey, I'm a gone guy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
How far down the spiral are you today?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We're joining you on the journey voice changers on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Your confession, all right, all right?
Speaker 14 (19:11):
So a few months ago I got broke into being
part of a bachelor charity option bachelor.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh yeah, I have to people bid on you for
a date.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. My friend's girlfriend was organizing it,
and she said they needed young, eligible guys with decent hair.
So I was like, all right, you know, I got
a good set of hair.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm single.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
So they convinced me to do it, all right, all right,
And I didn't think anyone would actually bet on me
because they had some other really good looking guys. And
then there was a gym trainer, one guy was playing guitar.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You know already your experience. But the people who bid
on me were not, like, they didn't actually want a
date for the charity on you was the charity.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
That's my service to society right there. She feels good
about herself now, But.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's nerve wracking because it's like, oh my god, I
want to hype bid like my egos on the line. Yeah,
did you feel that way?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (20:07):
So I walk on stage, you know, this normal dude,
regular clothes and all that kind of stuff, and uh,
this older wookman in the front row raised her paddle immediately,
no hesitation.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah she was older.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
And the final bid was seventy five blocks and she
won seventy.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Five Okay, not too bad for her granddaughter, right or
is it her right?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's true.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
I'm like, okay, great, someone's mom just bought me. But
you know, at least I was able to help out.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No big deal, Okay, so smart.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Because I didn't think of that she could be buying
it for somebody.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Else or which would be really cute. I was thinking,
I mean to get roped into doing free yard work.
Oh my other strong man, let's get.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Him to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
My grandma always has a list of stuff for the
young neighbors.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
To do charity.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Speaking of chairs I have when I need you to fix,
seventy five bucks would be a discount for that.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
So did you, Oh my god, did you meet her?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What?
Speaker 14 (21:02):
What did what was she like, so I got stage
and I meet her. I found out her name is Helen.
She's seventy six years old, and she's really excited to
take me out.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Actually wants to spend time with you.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
Yeah you know, so I was like, okay, we exchanged information.
A few days later, we go on our dates. She
brings me out to this jazz brunch spot.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It was really.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Starting to sound a little strange to me.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
Right, I was like, I don't know where this is going.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
She orders herself a victory of oysters and just starts
talking about a third then about her third husband Ted.
The disappointment.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Sounds like this woman's got confidence, thinking she's actually going
to make it happen.
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Whoa right, and we just start talking.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
You know, it's weird.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I'm super into it, Like, not romantically by any means,
but this woman is fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, actually enjoy Yeah, you know.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
I found out so many cool things, like she's been
banned from two casinos in Vegas because she knows how
to count cards.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Who right?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
And I listen to this she said she's back in
the nineties, she had no affair with the Senator and
got paid to keep it quiet.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh there was a side hustle. I never thought about.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What's the confession here?
Speaker 14 (22:29):
So I still hang out with her occasionally to this day.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
That probably was not the intention.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Going in, No, but like twice a month, I'll do
what I call a Helen Day, and sometimes we meet
up for breakfast and we'll go for a walk. I've
been to a couple of her Bingo knights at a
retirement home, and she tells everyone that I'm her boy toy.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you should not keep this a secret. You should
be proud to be Helen's boy toys, right.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
It's just I never thought i'd be in my twenties
hanging out with an old lady. But I actually like
spending time with her like that you do.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
This is great. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Jeff's like, oh my god, why would you ever want
to hang out with someone in their seventies.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You don't know a lot of twenty year old my grandma,
thirty year old neighbor goes over for Margarita I all
the time.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Oh yeah, I fully support it.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
People in their seventies and eighties, like they say the
things that we're all thinking exactly, and they can get
away with saying all the crazy stuff that we're not
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Old people are cool.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
You just have to find like the one that you
can complain with.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, and they have the best medications.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh my god, if you can get them to share,
like high cholesterol.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
I've been offered a killer too.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
You better watch out, Seth, because soon, if you're not careful,
you're gonna end up being ex husband number four for her.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
I don't know all that you get put in the will.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It may not be a bad move.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Yeah, that's a valid point.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Actually, well, hey, tell Helen, we say what's up? All right?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, oh my god, what a hole some story?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Helloay, so fun?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, text in seven eighty five, nine to two.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Today we call a guy who works as an appliance installer.
Goes around all over the city with dishwashers putting him
in multiple times a day, and recently he's been complaining
to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from
customers when he's over at their house. Well, he can
rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the
(24:34):
one calling him today. Because I'm having issues with my
new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You're gonna hear in your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Hello, clean it like you mean it?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hello, I said, Dishy, Wishy do the clean?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah. Hey, I can barely hear you. Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Hi? Is this Wes the appliance delivery guy?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, who's this?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Hey? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
You came over to my place earlier today? My wife
lets you in where the rismons? Her name is Ceci,
my wife.
Speaker 15 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whirlpool.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (25:26):
Did you not have the work line? How did you
call my personal line?
Speaker 14 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
I guess my my wife got it maybe from your
supervisor this number she gave me.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
They're not really supposed to give that out.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Oh well, I'm sorry. I'm just I'm having a little
trouble with the dishwasher that you put in.
Speaker 15 (25:42):
The dishwasher I did this morning, so there's already an issue.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah. I keep telling it things, but it doesn't respond.
Speaker 15 (25:50):
What do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Like, I mean, just just listen, like I'm trying it. Okay,
activate bubbles maximum.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
That's not a sir.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That's not Does it have a secret word that I
need to say or something?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
No, sir, it's no. It's digital.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Well that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to like digitally
give it a command.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
Are you?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Are you thinking it's voice activated?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Well, yeah, we're living in the future now, so like
everything has a I in it and you could like
talk to stuff.
Speaker 15 (26:21):
So that's that's not really a thing, sir. I don't
even think that exists. I mean, if it does exist,
I don't install anything like that.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, that's not I get it.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
You just have a normal world.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
I'm I I hear you. I'm I'm being too loud.
I have to I need like whisper it.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
No, no, no, there's no whisp. There's no I see.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
It has like the whisper mode setting on her.
Speaker 15 (26:44):
If I just push, that's for the that's the engine,
that's the motor inside. That has nothing to do with
talking to it, sir.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Sorry, can you can you just be quiet for a
second because I'm trying to talk to my dishwasher here,
Hello there, wakey, wakey.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I need you to use your strong spray arms, do
your sacred water dance, sir.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
You can't whisper to it either, okay.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Oh, okay, no whisper fine, So I I really need
to go over the top with it.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
There's no no power of soap.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
I summoned the sun, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Rints with thy glory.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
It's not voice activated, sor I'm trying to voice activate it.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
It's not gonna happen. It's not a talking dishwasher. You
can't whisper or yell at it.
Speaker 15 (27:35):
You have to press buttons.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
There's no AI in it. It's just a dishwasher. It's
a regular dishwasher.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
But this whole time, my wife told me to talk
to the dishwasher while she was at my neighbor Marty's house.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I don't I'm sorry about that. He's probably playing a
joke on you or something.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
She told me Marty had an issue with his shower
and she was gonna go over there and help him
fix it.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh, until she ran out the front door in her
and so are you serious? Well, yeah, so she told
me to talk to the dishwasher.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
This call is ridiculous. I don't know what your wife
is up to.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Just press the buttons and maybe have a conversation with
your wife when she gets home.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Okay, but but she told me to talk to it
really loudly for a long time, like two hours while
she was with Marty.
Speaker 15 (28:20):
Rights like Marty is the dishwasher. She was talking about
like I think you got your wires crossed, like real bad.
All of this is not not even supposed to be
on my personal line.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
So it's probably because your supervisor, Becca, who gave me
your number.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
She said she wanted you to.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Be confused while we did this prank call on the radio.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I mean that my real name is jeff I work
on a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
original phone tap on you right now?
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Man? Are you are you serious?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Becca told us.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Yea.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Becca told us that you've been super busy lately with
a lot of clients, and that you would believe on
amost anything, even with my wife going next door.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
I had nothing for you, man. What she's bang your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Why would you say that she's a good boy.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
She's over at your neighbor's house in a bikini. No,
you talked to the dishwarker.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Come on, man, she is a very honest woman, and
so is my neighbor Marty.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
All right, look, I know you're not the guy now.
He already told me.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
The wake up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
When you finally meet someone you really like, how do
you get them to stick around?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I wouldn't know, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
I know brooks preferred method of keeping a man is
an electrified security gate and a very.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Big path.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Love Jeff Bridges and stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I was trying to use personality.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
That's what I'm doing wrong.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Yes, one of our listeners might be doing it wrong too,
and she's considering Brooks way. That's right after what happened
when she met a guy at a house party and
he literally escaped mid hookup. Whoa, you're gonna hear what
happened and why she needs to get in contact with
him during a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It's coming up next.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
The people in this room are no strangers to romantic
encounters that end in total disaster. Why do you think
I'm bands from three minor league baseball parks, two Wendy's
in the Midwest, and the entire backside of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Wow, that makes sense. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Well, in my defense, there's less people on the other side.
I didn't think I was going to get caught back.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I don't realize they carved the other side.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes, they don't.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I think all I was doing most of the carving
back there. But I don't bring all that up just
to brag. I say it because one of our listeners
reached out after she had a bizarre romantic encounter that
left her feeling very confused.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
So, Danica, before we get into this, have you been
to the backside of Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Figured?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, I'm sure we all have.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Figured, But tell us where did your strange encounter happen?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So a few friends end up meaning this really hot guy,
Bennett Bennett.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Isn't that a great surprise when your friends know somebody
that's hot. Yes, seriously, surprise for you.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Okay, So how did you and Bennett start hanging out
or whatever you guys did?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So we were just playing flip cup vibes are great.
We were just hanging out, drinking more. He tried to
go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Can I pause? Real quick. You are in high school, right,
I just want to make sure.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I don't know why would you.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's like flip clup is happening. You're going upstairs? Never
you never eat out of that. I know you don't
like go to my friend's bedroom to make out with
somebody like that feels like, oh yeah, thing to do.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Why are you going to your house, Danica?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
You're giving off high school vibes to book right now?
Can you mature it up a little bit for her bedroom?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Is it that you're going to your friends or is
it your parents bedroom?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
These are all valid, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It was like this large multi purpose room. They had
a projector and they're watching them on the spectrum, like, okay, cute.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Watching the show together.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You guys do house parties a lot differently than I
would do.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, slips up love on the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's I can pick your own adventure party Netflix. In
the other room, we're actually raging.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Just do whatever works for you pretty much.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Okay, Okay, it sounds like a vibe.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
So it sounds like, is there a romantic vibe going
on with you and Bennett at the moment?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Totally everything super flirty. I mentioned Hey, I'm just going
to run up to the bathroom, go to the second
floor bathroom. Next thing I know, I open the door
and he's right there. It's kind of like, you know,
it's the look, and.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Is that like perfect?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Like you wanted that because it could seem a little
eager if you weren't expecting you to the door.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
But you're like right here, I'm also in the passenger
seat of your car.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
I mean, I was a little bit surprised, but honestly,
I was old the buzz, so I was done.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
To it, okay, And it's a good signe like he's
trying to find like a private place to have a
quick one on one meeting.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, it's a nice way to say it.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Keep it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
How did your business meeting in the bathroom go?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
So he comes in and close the bathroom. We start
hooking up and.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
There's a meeting I was talking about, just like the
meetings we have here at work.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I'm sure none of it sounds awkward yet, No, it's.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
At one point.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
So at one point though, we're hooking up and we
can hear people outside in the hallway and there's people
that are like looking for him, like are.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Calling me girl, But you know, the door that needs
a puke.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I mean, after what happened, I wish that's what was
going on. You know, I'm kind of laughing right, being like,
oh hah, like we're caught. We're contending adults making a bathroom.
But his reaction is so different.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, what was his reaction?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
He just starts freaking out and he puts his fingers
up to his lips.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
He's like, oh no, oh god.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I mean, we all think that he's in a relationship
and it's his girlfriend looking for him, right, Like, isn't
that exactly where your mind went?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I thought he was joking until all of a sudden
starts panicking and he's like, I gotta get out of here.
But instead of walking out the door, he opens the
bathroom window and climbed out into a tree. Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Wait, you're on the second floor. He's willing to risk
falling out climbing down.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Okay, I was in a frat house, and that's a
totally typical way to exit a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
He destroyed in there and then leave to go outside. Like,
I hate to defend him in this situation, but there
could be an explanation.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She's not at a frat party, Jeff, Well, it sounds close.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I mean objectively, it's a weird look.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Yes, yeah, So he.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Escapes out the bathroom window. Do you see him again?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Well, so I walk out of the bathroom because people
are bang on the door. I come out play dom.
I'm just like, well, I don't know. I hadn't seen him.
I just came up to pee, go back downstairs, go
to look for him. Nowhere to be found. Like, I
can't find him. Yeah he did anywhere?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Weird out, I wonder.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
So now my problem is, what could it not be?
Like we I now I think it's the girlfriend, Like,
what could the excuse? Maybe he does all someone.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You have to be gossiping with your friends who are
as in the party at this point, right, Like what
did they say?
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:36):
I'm like, ViBe's the room.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'm leaving the party. Twenty minutes later, I get a
text from my friend being like, oh, you missed it.
Some due just fell out of a tree outside the party.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Whoa, I bet it was still in the tree.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
He was up there.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
He was in the freaking tree the whole time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What I was waiting for you to come around and
help him.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Down or waiting for you to go back into the
bathroom and let him back in through the windows so
you could continue you what you start.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You guys are heartless. Is he okay?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
He cares?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I wish I knew. I got his number from my
friend to text him to see if he was okay,
non answering, completely ghost Maybe he broke.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
His hands on the phone.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You know, you run the risk that this guy doesn't
even remember you, like if he was drunk enough to
fall out of a window and hang in a tree
like that.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
So this is an awkward Tuesday phone call. You've called
us seeking some sort of advice in this situation?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
What are you hoping to do with your call?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Here? I tell all of it, like what was that?
Why did he just dip and just climb on this tree?
How come he hasn't been returning my calls? And like
are we going to.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
See each other again?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I kin't want to know all the above?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And is he okay? From his phone? From any that's
point number four.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
We'll get to it, maybe five, but we'll think of
some good advice to give you before we come back
and let you do your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Right after this it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Some hookups and with a little kiss, snack and a
polite request to sign an NDA but others, and with
a grown man scrambling out of a bathroom window like
a raccoon escaping one of Brook's backyard barbecues.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
They don't from the food, they don't get away, they
are the food.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yes, the joke.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
That's what happened to one of our listeners, Danica, after
she had a little bathroom rendezvous during a house party.
But when the guy's friends came knocking on the door
looking for him, he panicked and climbed out the second
story window.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Into a tree.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, and then later after she left the party, fell
out of said treat like that is so important to
this story.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It became the talk of the party, kind of totally.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
The weird part, though, is now that she's been texting it,
every text has gone unanswered, so she doesn't know if
he's okay, why he tried to escape out the window.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think it's weird that all of her friends said
that he's single, because I thought for sure he is
escaping because he was in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
That's why she needs our help getting those answers.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
And if this goes well, Danica, you said you would
still be interested in hanging out with Bennett again.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Oh no, no, what happened? And if you still feels
the same way, I would love to.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Okay, yeah, well yeah, maybe Brook has some good advice
for you. Brook, do you think I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I think that's key is that you need to come
at this fun and flirty, not accusatory. Okay, do you
see what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
An example for her?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, it's like, oh my god, I heard and you
were the talk of the party, Like, wasn't that wild?
You know, like make it fun, like you want to
be part of the story. Yes, you why did you
leave me?
Speaker 13 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
You just got to be careful on that one.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Okay, keep it light and flirty, Jose What do you think?
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Well?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I like your advice because I think to keep it fun,
light and flirty, you should tell him some tree jokes
to lighten the mood, right, Like was that party crazy?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Especially when you had to make like a.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Tree and leaf?
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Okay, turn it into a little open mic night on
the awkward Tuesday?
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And that'll keep it light and flirting, just like saying,
and maybe not give you a second date.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I don't want to kill a mood.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
You're making a mood.
Speaker 10 (39:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (39:23):
Maybe you lead with the flirtatiousness and you sprinkle in
the humor and if you're in a panic and you
need to help yourself out there. But that's your advice.
You can use it however you feel fit. But we're
ready to help you. We're gonna step away and let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, hopefully he picks up, but he remembers you, Jo,
That's what I'm working.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm so concussed. That would be devastating.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh my gosh. All right, let's not waste any more time.
I'm dialing it right now.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Hey is Bennet. Yeah, hey donn, It's Nica from the
house party last week. Oh yeah, Alice's friend we met went, Yeah,
second floor bathroom. Okay, I just wanted wanted. I've heard
(40:29):
you fell out of a tree. Are you okay?
Speaker 10 (40:36):
I'm okay. I was a little embarrassed, but I'm okay. Uh,
what's up? I kind of need to get going.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Well, I'm relieved you're okay. I just, uh, I don't know.
I texted you that night just to see.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
How you were and yeah I got your text. I
don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Sorry, Okay, I mean it's kind of weird, like avoiding
me after all that stuff we did in the bathroom.
I thought we were having a good time. Yeah, yeah,
you're seeing someone else. I mean, like, I get it.
I probably would want to get caught either.
Speaker 10 (41:16):
No, no, no, no, I I just didn't want to
have happened what happened the last time when I was
doing something when I was drunk. I just didn't want
that to happen again.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
The last time. What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (41:31):
My friends always do this to me when I drink.
They find me doing something crazy or stupid or dumb,
and then they film it and they share it to
group chats, and then somehow my mom always find.
Speaker 17 (41:45):
It somehow, okay, there was somebody in my or something,
and then she winds up sending all of those videos
to my whole extended family.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's totally weird and a
reason are you drinking right now?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I mean I had a couple of beers.
Speaker 17 (42:10):
That's about it.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
Okay, So you and I had a couple of shots
of whiskey.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Anything else?
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Well, you know I took a couple of hits too, so.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Well sounds like a party.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Let him finish.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 10 (42:31):
What did you?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Oh god, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
You're going to understand? Even if we tell you we're
asking the same question.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
I think I would like to know the same thing.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
I don't know if who knows if you're going to
remember this conversation, Bennett, But you're on the radio right
now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
Yeah kidding me, Oh my god, My mom listens to
these stations. She's going to hear this crap.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Why so concerned about your mother?
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Why do you think I'm drinking?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
So you and Jeffrey have.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
More in common than I realized, Viere Bro, Yeah, okay,
this is a segment that we do.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't know, man, No, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
It's called the awkward Tuesday phone call. Danica is a
listener to our show, and she was really worried about
you after you climbed out the window at that party.
Speaker 17 (43:21):
Well, the whole plan backfired on me anyway, because somebody
got a video of.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Me failing out of the damn tree.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
That's the whole thing you're trying to avoid.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
I was getting filmed and somebody leaps that video to
my mom and I both got out there.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I don't know if I was Dana, if I would
feel better or worse about this whole situation.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Why I would take the cheating at this point rather
than the mom.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Why are they trying to out you?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Like?
Speaker 15 (43:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I know it is weird, Like at any point, were
you actually interested or attracted to her?
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I would love to, but I don't know if I
can go out with anybody because my mom grounded.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Me after she saw the video. You got grounded? Didn't
we say? We're not in high school?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I told you this was a valid as question at
the beginning of this call, Bennett, Are you an adult man?
Speaker 10 (44:12):
You know I am an adult man. I've got a job.
I lived with my mother and unfortunately she controls a
lot of stuff in my life.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh okay, it was one of those parents under my roof.
Speaker 7 (44:25):
This is making sense why you don't want the videos
leaked out because there's.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
A lot on the line for you.
Speaker 17 (44:30):
You guys have absolutely no idea how much she gives
me a breakfast ever starting the day.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, she probably saw the video of him falling out
of the tree late that night, so I brought it
up pancakes.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
She's like, sit down, we.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Need to talk.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I don't know if Danica, after she got her answers,
is still interested in that.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
Yeah, I don't think you know what.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I may have been drinking more than I thought that night. Yeah,
I can handle someone having to live at home. I
get it. Times of tough. But I'm sorry. You asked
him how he felt about me and he said sure.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yes, No, well that's the alcohol talking, by the way. Yeah,
and his mother.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Again, there's a lot of red flags here, okay, well
more than there was somehow even at the party, giving.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Me a lot of clarity.
Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yeah, but I think Danica, the good news is we
found out that Bennett is okay after his fall.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
That must make you feel good.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Have you heard anything he said?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
You think about it? I meant physically, he's on the harm.
Speaker 17 (45:35):
You know, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
I can hear what you guys are saying about me.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
You know you have a headache. Well, he's drunk so
much booze it sounds like you maybe need to lay
off the party in a little bit there.
Speaker 10 (45:49):
Yeah, I'm not getting any younger. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, No, my name is Alexis, he said.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
I thought was used to be the flirty one, not you,
you know, I guess, Danica. You got your answers that
you were looking to get from Bennett, at least most
of them. We didn't get to the final one about
the possibility of you and Bennett reconnecting in the future.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's for a future, awkward to stay phone call. We'll
call you back when you wake up from your nap. Okay, Bennett,
how do you know it's almost nap time.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
You guys got cameras?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
I can pick them?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Wow, froaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
We've got a return player named Dion on the phone
right now. She is currently out watching a campground.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Oh, you're one of those campground us.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
Basically get to stay there for free and because you
get a spot in the place to park your trailer.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Is that right, Dean?
Speaker 4 (46:55):
What that is correct?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Watching a camp site like ye, yeahs are still there
and you go you and help the campers if they
need to get the right permits or the parking passes.
You go talk to the camp what's your title?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I am a camp host camp Oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Need you a lot if I went camping. Yeah, do
the branches just drop off the trees because I need
some fireworks.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I just feel like jose would crawl into your camper
and be like, I just don't want to sleep in tena.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
You already have a fire in here. I'm just gonna
snooch on in here. Now, your camp mom to host it. Yeah,
so let's send Broke out of the studio so we
can get to the game.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Here.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke outright if.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
You want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (47:40):
I am ready?
Speaker 7 (47:40):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is International Hummus Day.
Hummus is made from what lagoon? What's the only continent
without a desert? Sonic is the name of the famous
blue hedgehog, But what's the name of his fox sidekick?
What famous rock band did Freddie Mercury sing for Queen?
(48:03):
What college has produced the most billionaires in the world, Harvard,
Yale or University of.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Pennsylvania University of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7 (48:10):
How tall is big Bird from Sesame Street? More or
less than ten feet tall?
Speaker 17 (48:15):
Less?
Speaker 11 (48:16):
Less?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
All right, Dion? Well done.
Speaker 7 (48:18):
Brook's going to come back into the studio here, and
it says that Dion is actually zero to two against
you all time.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
The last time you played her was five years ago
when her child was in middle school.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
How old is your kid now, Dion?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
He's turning twenty one in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Shots, No, thank you. I am shots with the children
I raised on the show.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
How are you celebrating his twenty first birthday?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
He's not involving you in it. Oh man, you're.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah, Okay? He Campbridge, you are gonna.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Be drinking in the woods or what?
Speaker 7 (49:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (49:03):
He visited for the first time last night. No camping
for him.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
He's a city boy given the big city life broke.
It's your turn now? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Your time starts now. Today's International Hummus Day. Hummus is
made from what legume? What is the only consonant without
a desert?
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (49:24):
Antarctica Sonic is the name of the famous blue hedgehog,
but what's the name of his fox sidekick pass? What
famous rock band did Freddie Mercury sing for Queen? What
college has produced the most billionaires in the world? Harvard,
Yale or University of Pennsylvania Harvard? How's all is big
Bird from Sesame Street? More or less than ten feet?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Just under less? Yeah, that's what That's what under I
asked more or less?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
I'm sorry anyway. Let's go to the scoreboard to see
how you did with Jose.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Why can I take your orders with the I sent
a hundred hundred put.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
My pocket pepper.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Okay, that'll be six dollars.
Speaker 8 (50:12):
Okay, on you.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Got four great score man and Brook I don't know
only three.
Speaker 8 (50:25):
Gradualation camp is good for me.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
Share gave you the strength you needed to take Brook down.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's international homstay
Hummus is made from chickpeas or carbontzo beans.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Another name for that.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
The only consonant without a desert is Europe Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Is I know it's desert.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I knew it was wrong when I said it, but
I put it.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
You're like Sonic is the name of the blue hedgehog?
Speaker 7 (50:54):
His fox sidekick is Tails two Tails, and I knew
that Freddy Murky.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
He's saying for the rock band Queen.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
The college just produced the most billionaires is University of Pennsylvania.
Six billionaires have graduated from there, including Elon musk oh Nuts.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
That's why it's crazy that they still have to ask
other people that graduated from there for money, like enough
billionaires to not like.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, their alumni is just shut down.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Yeah, we got a trillion bucks.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
We're good guys.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
And big Bird from Sesame Street. He is less than
ten feet tall, standing at eight feet three inches.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yes, that'd be so hard to shoot like him next
to somebody else over ten sets. True.
Speaker 7 (51:34):
So Dion, congratulations, you beat Wow, you get one hundred
bucks plus just for playing. We're sending you a pair
of tickets to see Ludacrous at the Leila Casino Thursday,
July tenth.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
If you want to get your tickets, find them now online.
Speaker 7 (51:50):
Yeah, we're gonna do win Brooks bucks same time tomorrow,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning,
We got a brand new full show for you, thanks
for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah,
and we got some fun I think one of the
cutest mass speakers that we've had in It's like such
a heartwarming confession. So you gotta listen to that. Then
the awkward Tuesday is just embarrassing. Yeah, I mean, she
definitely wants answers that she's willing to admit that a
guy did what he did to escape her.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Maybe I make I would want answers to that too, Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So that's all coming up. But first, we love to
share your comments and Alexis combs through him every day.
What wants do you like?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, well like this one, and I am gonna probably
mess up your name, so I'm sorry because it's Lewis
t TV, Epic Burritosh Okay Vin.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
She's a twitch twitch.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
God.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They got in the know and he said, I think
this is the first time in my life that I
don't get excited for the weekends because that means I
have to go forty eight hours without a new episode.
I love full shows and I'm definitely a fan for life.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I will say, speaking of streams, not making this about me,
but I didn't stream all weekend and I had somebody
go first. Your show's not on now, you're not streaming
like I need you guys in my life every.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Day so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hey, we love being that involved. Okay, yeah, you're doing great,
Burrito Man, thanks for being here, and just for you,
we're gonna start this full show.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
They say, the definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result. Absolutely, well,
look that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.
And Jeffrey in the Morning and if we're gonna talk
about this week's hero, they're from Denver, Colorado. He's a
(01:44):
thirty four year old man who's now become a legend
and goes by the name Dustin Eggs. And police just
arrested mister Eggs because he robbed the same circle k
multiple times over the past calendar year.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He knows he can do it. That's why Dusty Eggs
is feeling good about himself.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
You actually know the safe.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
When I say multiple times, I don't mean like two
or three times.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I was literally thinking three times.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
He hit the same store ten separate times all in
one year?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Is it cash? You're like, man, Dustin, just go away
like we're buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Now, why is he our hero?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Because every time he did it he only came away
with about fifty bucks a.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He's a mass five if he does it enough times, though,
jose Rich ten years.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
That's fifty thousand, I think, or five thousand sounds good
to me.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
He never got caught the first nine robberies, but he'd
space it out where about every month he'd go back
and collect the same amount of money.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We don't applaud tenacity and perseverance as much as we should.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You're right, Jess.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
So in the end he got just a tad shy
of five hundred dollars before the cops finally caught him
and n did his reign of terror.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Bops didn't find him after every time. You mean the
guy like I thought you, he's been arrested ten times.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
No got away the first nine ten times did I
man his bail. But that type of consistent persistence makes
Dustin eggs our New of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Persistence really does pay off. Now let's move on.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
We're gonna get to the shot collar question of the
day and send it over to a man who's been
banned from thirteen different circle caves for reasons we can't
legally say on air. Ashton eggs our technical director, Ashton,
I'm just gonna stop talking. You can pick it up anytime,
whenever you're ready. Just start saying words. I think he's
(03:45):
any moments. Oh, get me to stop talking. Oh okay, okay,
there you go.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Well, today we celebrate the birthday of one of the
most influential men of our time, Mark Elliot Suckerberg. Oh
that's right, a man who revolutionized the Internet and gave
our grandparents a safe space to write their long angry
political rants.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Single handedly took down Tom from my space.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Yeah you know, well, he turns forty one years old
today but still doesn't look a day over twelve. Yes,
can relate, Mark, can relate.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You said it. You guys could be like brothers.
Speaker 9 (04:26):
What a compliment from Brooklyn. But he also just so
happens to share the same birthday as another modern day genius,
the human Kechstand known as Rob Gronkowski aka grop. That's
why today we're doing a special who said it? Tech?
The billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or Super Bowl winning party boy
(04:50):
Rob Gronkowski during Today's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Jesus you're trying to go away from Yeah, it definitely
has nothing to do with the fact that my voice
can't go that low.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, when you hit puberty, it will go down.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Are you promised? I promise if you say a number
between one and twenty and I'll read you a timeless quote.
All you have to do is tell me was that
said by the Zuckster or Gronk hard So we're gonna
start with the woman who's tried to DM both. Alexis,
give me a number five? All right, Alexis who said
(05:33):
this quote we need to remember to start our meetings
with more eye contact? Is that Gronk or Zuck.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Just in the locker room with all of his other
like wide receivers and tight ends.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Come on, guys, you know top one.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But I'm gonna go as much as I think Gronk
like the meetings, I could think.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Zuckerb That's correct. Nothing screams human vibes like scheduling eye
contact definitely not a robot. Will Brook give me a number?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, give me number fifteen?
Speaker 10 (06:04):
All right?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Brooke who said this quote? I was always hungry by
the time we came back for the after party. So
for whatever reason, you could find me cooking scrambled eggs
totally naked at three am?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
You know?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Was that Gronkerzuk?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
The thought of just picturing Zuckerberg totally naked making scrambled
eggs is hard for me. I will say, I don't
think Gronkowski likes to wear clothes ever. I feel like
you're probably pretty restrictive for him. Definitely, Gronk y hey,
I got a double Yes.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, that was Gronk. All right, Jose, please give me
a number twelve baby, hey, hey, Jose who said this quote,
I've got five beds, but I only sleep in one.
Was that Gronk Zack? It could be either.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That was actually kind of tricky.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's a good one.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Mark Zuckerberg owns like a complex in Hawaii. It's not good,
doesn't make people happy.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
But gronkowsk he probably has a five decker bunk bed
that he and all of his friends like to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And his brothers. He has two brothers, that's right, they
all party together.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I could see a couple for his brothers and then
two for the babes.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That are the girls left over?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
I could see them bunking it upron Jose said Gronk.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's correct.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Okay, Jeff, we're trying to decide who said the quote,
Mark Zuckerberg or Rob Gronkowski. Yeah, I'm at number twenty yo,
soy Fiesta.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, I am party. I am a party.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I am party.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Now, originally you would lean towards Gronk on the party thing,
but Zuckerberg did party like a rock star when he
was building Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A post for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He was slamming code. Oh yeah, Fiesta.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Also, he's very smart, he probably get it right.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
And Gronkowski did go to U of A right on
the border zero Mexico, so I probably had to bust
out some Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So give me Rob Gronkowski there. That's correct, was it
all Gronk?
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Gronk's legendary attempt at Spanish during a postgame interview came
out Joe, sooy Fiesta.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's pretty close.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Translates to I am party. All right, Alexis, if you
get this next question correct, then I will be the
loser again of this plenty of twenty number one, number one. Oh,
she's confident. Who said this quote? As soon as we
walked into the bar the song jump Around came on,
and that was so fired up. I just instinctively started
jumping up and down as high as I could. My
(08:45):
head actually hit the chandelier, and although it hurt a little,
I thought it was funny, and so did everyone else,
so I kept jumping. Was that Rob Gronk or Mark
Zuckerberg chandelier?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Also, jumping around is like the whitest dance move that
you could do, and I don't think there is a
whiter person.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Terrible I'm gonna take a huge wrisks.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Gronk, You said, Gronk, how did you do that? Correct?
I guess he's taller than Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
A good.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Well, that means the high am the loser of.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Twenty and because you lost Ashton, you're gonna get shocked
while singing jump around, Yes, just like Gronk would do.
Whenever you're ready, go ahead, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
M arown Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
No, jump up, stay down there.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
That's your shot. Collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Normally at this time we do a little trivia segment
called beat Brook, where she goes head to head against
one of our listeners to see who can claim radio glory.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I feel so hyped up with this music yet, but
not today.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Wait what no Brooks specifically told me.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Instead of a trivia throwdown, she wants a one v.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
One rap battle.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
And if you don't believe that she can pull it off,
listen to her drop a free style.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Sample trying now she's.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yo, this is Brook. Don't even come at me and
try to clown. Can you do?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Come on Brook at this major beat?
Speaker 7 (10:53):
You know, stop it stop, you know, butt the music,
cancel the rap battle.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That was pretty good my first rap battle.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I thought that was great.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Half of our listeners got offended by that one. We're
just gonna sick to old fashioned trivia. We're gonna do
it right now.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Today's player, Cecily was on with us two years ago
and says she panicked and forgot what a golf ball
was made up of, ended up dying brook that day wow,
and has thought about it every single moment since then. Cecily,
(11:39):
revenge can be yours if you finally remember what is
a golf ball made of.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
Rubber? It is rubber.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's at a rubber core with a synthetic your Thane Cover.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't think that neither did Cecily.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, now she.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Dreams about it every single night.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, I hope that's the only question you get, just
over and over and over again, Cecily.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, I don't want you to be haunted by golf
balls anymore.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
First question, how many dimples on a golf ball?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, that's wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
We're gonna find out what the questions are all about
as Brook leaves the studio here.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
But this is your chance for redemption.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions
as possible.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (12:31):
I am? Are you guys ready?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You'll find out. I'm not sure we're ready.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I know that was really sweet. I almost want to
ward you a bonus point just for being kind like that.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But here we go.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Your time starts now. Today is actor Robert Pattinson's birthday.
He starred in a movie recently as what superhero h Batman.
What's the name of the Professional Soccer League in America MLS?
The Mississippi River is the second longest in America.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What's first Oka?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
What famous zombie video game franchise was turned into an
HBO show featuring Pedro Pascal oh Us On what American
social media app does the share button have the shape
of a paper airplane?
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Instagram?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Cecily, no golf questions today, but you came prepared.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That was a solid, solid performance.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Now broke its back.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Into the studio here it says on my screen, or that.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Cecily works out a college and helps kids with figuring
out how to tell their mom that they don't know
what to do with the rest of their life. It's fine,
your parents are going to pay for it, so I'm going.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
To be here eight years because they just want to
switch to my major four times.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
If you find that your child is going back for
a sixth the seventh year and you're paying an extra
forty grand for it on the amex blame Cecily, you're saying.
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Is that what it's like, Cecily, That's what it's like
at times. Okay, you just gotta deal.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, mom and dad will fund it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
What's the what's the most popular major to opt out of?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
I think, uh, probably psychology.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh yeah, and then they find out they have to
do a lot more school after.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
That four years exactly. Then they realize that they're the
ones that need to see a psychologist.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Okay, coming from the psychology major in the room, I'm
pretty offended.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Psychology yeah, your communications guy, No psych Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I tried to go back for a fifth year to
get my minor in communications, but my parents said no.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, They're like, wait, you want another useless degree? Yes, good,
Jeff good.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I felt like I could learn more. But anyways, that
we'll stay in touch for after this. Brook it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Your time starts now. Today is after Robert Pattinson's birthday.
He started in a movie recently as what Superhero?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Was he Batman?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What's the name of the Professional Soccer League in America.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
MLS?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
The Mississippi River is the second lawn guests in America?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
What's first Missouri?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
What famous zombie video game franchise was turned into an
HBO show featuring Pedro Pascal God.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What is it called Day of the Dead?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
I forget on What American social media app is the
share button in the shape of a paper airplane.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That would be Instagram.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The time is up, the answers are in. We're gonna
go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did
with Jose.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I took that.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Paga. Is it weird that I didn't understand her?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But I totally.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Understand exactly, Cecily.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You got four correct today. Good game.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's gonna be tight.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Brook, same exact amount of questions and also full another time.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I'm sorry, Cecily. You know those go to the house.
But let's go over the answers for everybody. It's actor
Robert Pattins's birthday. He was recently Batman in a movie.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I never saw that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I was gonna ask you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It was good. Ashton just gaming thumbs up like it.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Pessional Soccer League in America is the MLS Major League Soccer.
Mississippi River's second longest in America. First is the Missouri
River one mile longer than the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's right, suck it, Mississippi River.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
The famous zombie video game franchise turned into an HBO
show with Pedro Pascal is the Last of Us.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I know it's three words, and I'm like god, I
can't remember.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
And the share buttons in the shape of a paper
airplane on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Dude, when you said that, I never realized it. I
thought it was an arrow with a line down the
middle for some reason. And now you say that, I'm like, oh,
it wasn't a very clear graphic though.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
No, no, no, get on it Zuckerberg. So Cecily, I'm sorry
it was not enough to beat Brooke today, but just
for playing, we are going to give you a twenty
five dollars Disney gift card ballad at any Disney resort,
theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 12 (16:52):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Not what you wanted, Cecily, but you could still be
proud of yourself. You did well.
Speaker 12 (16:59):
Thanks. I'm gonna hate rivers now, is that?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What did you get that wrong?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Panic balls?
Speaker 11 (17:08):
For two years, Cecily live in shame every time she
sees running balls.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Making enemies every day. But it's asley come back and
play again soon. You're gonna get a win one of
these times.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Anytime you have to blatantly lie to your friends about
where you're going or who you're spending your time with,
usually not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
What the probably means.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
You're meeting up with your ex again, or maybe you're
taking some pole dancing classes with your mom. Wait well,
one of our listeners admits that twice a month he
disappears and simply tells his buddies he's busy. Oh, it's
too embarrassing to reveal the truth. What is he really
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hiding or a out to find out? During a brand
new mass speaker that's coming up right after this, you don't.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Hear me confession I can't take back earl.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
Arms mouse speak text to seven eighty five nine two
says I'm on level nine, four hundred and thirty six
of Candy Crush saga, and it definitely feels more like
a confession than a proud a chief.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, how much money you speak?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That is? So that's a lot of years.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Don't feel bad though, Brooke crushes Candy's irl at her
desk every single day.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I can't double thousand a week.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Yeah, we're the perfect people to confess your secrets too,
because we've all done embarrassing stuff just as bad, if
not ten times worse.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
So let's shame spiral together.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
You're on the mass speaker, and right now we've got
a guy on the phone who wants to come clean
using the fake name Seth.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So Seth, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (18:58):
Hey, I'm a gone guy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
How far down the spiral are you today?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We're joining you on the journey voice changers on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Your confession, all right, all right?
Speaker 14 (19:11):
So a few months ago I got broke into being
part of a bachelor charity option bachelor.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh yeah, I have to people bid on you for
a date.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. My friend's girlfriend was organizing it,
and she said they needed young, eligible guys with decent hair.
So I was like, all right, you know, I got
a good set of hair.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm single.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
So they convinced me to do it, all right, all right,
And I didn't think anyone would actually bet on me
because they had some other really good looking guys. And
then there was a gym trainer, one guy was playing guitar.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You know already your experience. But the people who bid
on me were not, like, they didn't actually want a
date for the charity on you was the charity.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
That's my service to society right there. She feels good
about herself now, But.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's nerve wracking because it's like, oh my god, I
want to hype bid like my egos on the line. Yeah,
did you feel that way?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (20:07):
So I walk on stage, you know, this normal dude,
regular clothes and all that kind of stuff, and uh,
this older wookman in the front row raised her paddle immediately,
no hesitation.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah she was older.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
And the final bid was seventy five blocks and she
won seventy.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Five Okay, not too bad for her granddaughter, right or
is it her right?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's true.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
I'm like, okay, great, someone's mom just bought me. But
you know, at least I was able to help out.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No big deal, Okay, so smart.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Because I didn't think of that she could be buying
it for somebody.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Else or which would be really cute. I was thinking,
I mean to get roped into doing free yard work.
Oh my other strong man, let's get.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Him to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
My grandma always has a list of stuff for the
young neighbors.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
To do charity.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Speaking of chairs I have when I need you to fix,
seventy five bucks would be a discount for that.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
So did you, Oh my god, did you meet her?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What?
Speaker 14 (21:02):
What did what was she like, so I got stage
and I meet her. I found out her name is Helen.
She's seventy six years old, and she's really excited to
take me out.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Actually wants to spend time with you.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
Yeah you know, so I was like, okay, we exchanged information.
A few days later, we go on our dates. She
brings me out to this jazz brunch spot.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It was really.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Starting to sound a little strange to me.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
Right, I was like, I don't know where this is going.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
She orders herself a victory of oysters and just starts
talking about a third then about her third husband Ted.
The disappointment.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Sounds like this woman's got confidence, thinking she's actually going
to make it happen.
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Whoa right, and we just start talking.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
You know, it's weird.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I'm super into it, Like, not romantically by any means,
but this woman is fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, actually enjoy Yeah, you know.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
I found out so many cool things, like she's been
banned from two casinos in Vegas because she knows how
to count cards.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Who right?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
And I listen to this she said she's back in
the nineties, she had no affair with the Senator and
got paid to keep it quiet.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh there was a side hustle. I never thought about.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What's the confession here?
Speaker 14 (22:29):
So I still hang out with her occasionally to this day.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
That probably was not the intention.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Going in, No, but like twice a month, I'll do
what I call a Helen Day, and sometimes we meet
up for breakfast and we'll go for a walk. I've
been to a couple of her Bingo knights at a
retirement home, and she tells everyone that I'm her boy toy.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you should not keep this a secret. You should
be proud to be Helen's boy toys, right.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
It's just I never thought i'd be in my twenties
hanging out with an old lady. But I actually like
spending time with her like that you do.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
This is great. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Jeff's like, oh my god, why would you ever want
to hang out with someone in their seventies.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You don't know a lot of twenty year old my grandma,
thirty year old neighbor goes over for Margarita I all
the time.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Oh yeah, I fully support it.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
People in their seventies and eighties, like they say the
things that we're all thinking exactly, and they can get
away with saying all the crazy stuff that we're not
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Old people are cool.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
You just have to find like the one that you
can complain with.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, and they have the best medications.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh my god, if you can get them to share,
like high cholesterol.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
I've been offered a killer too.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
You better watch out, Seth, because soon, if you're not careful,
you're gonna end up being ex husband number four for her.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
I don't know all that you get put in the will.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It may not be a bad move.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Yeah, that's a valid point.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Actually, well, hey, tell Helen, we say what's up? All right?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, oh my god, what a hole some story?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Helloay, so fun?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, text in seven eighty five, nine to two.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Today we call a guy who works as an appliance installer.
Goes around all over the city with dishwashers putting him
in multiple times a day, and recently he's been complaining
to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from
customers when he's over at their house. Well, he can
rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the
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one calling him today. Because I'm having issues with my
new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You're gonna hear in your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Hello, clean it like you mean it?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hello, I said, Dishy, Wishy do the clean?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah. Hey, I can barely hear you. Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Hi? Is this Wes the appliance delivery guy?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, who's this?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Hey? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
You came over to my place earlier today? My wife
lets you in where the rismons? Her name is Ceci,
my wife.
Speaker 15 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whirlpool.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (25:26):
Did you not have the work line? How did you
call my personal line?
Speaker 14 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
I guess my my wife got it maybe from your
supervisor this number she gave me.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
They're not really supposed to give that out.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Oh well, I'm sorry. I'm just I'm having a little
trouble with the dishwasher that you put in.
Speaker 15 (25:42):
The dishwasher I did this morning, so there's already an issue.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah. I keep telling it things, but it doesn't respond.
Speaker 15 (25:50):
What do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Like, I mean, just just listen, like I'm trying it. Okay,
activate bubbles maximum.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
That's not a sir.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That's not Does it have a secret word that I
need to say or something?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
No, sir, it's no. It's digital.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Well that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to like digitally
give it a command.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
Are you?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Are you thinking it's voice activated?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Well, yeah, we're living in the future now, so like
everything has a I in it and you could like
talk to stuff.
Speaker 15 (26:21):
So that's that's not really a thing, sir. I don't
even think that exists. I mean, if it does exist,
I don't install anything like that.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, that's not I get it.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
You just have a normal world.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
I'm I I hear you. I'm I'm being too loud.
I have to I need like whisper it.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
No, no, no, there's no whisp. There's no I see.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
It has like the whisper mode setting on her.
Speaker 15 (26:44):
If I just push, that's for the that's the engine,
that's the motor inside. That has nothing to do with
talking to it, sir.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Sorry, can you can you just be quiet for a
second because I'm trying to talk to my dishwasher here,
Hello there, wakey, wakey.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I need you to use your strong spray arms, do
your sacred water dance, sir.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
You can't whisper to it either, okay.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Oh, okay, no whisper fine, So I I really need
to go over the top with it.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
There's no no power of soap.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
I summoned the sun, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Rints with thy glory.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
It's not voice activated, sor I'm trying to voice activate it.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
It's not gonna happen. It's not a talking dishwasher. You
can't whisper or yell at it.
Speaker 15 (27:35):
You have to press buttons.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
There's no AI in it. It's just a dishwasher. It's
a regular dishwasher.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
But this whole time, my wife told me to talk
to the dishwasher while she was at my neighbor Marty's house.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I don't I'm sorry about that. He's probably playing a
joke on you or something.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
She told me Marty had an issue with his shower
and she was gonna go over there and help him
fix it.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh, until she ran out the front door in her
and so are you serious? Well, yeah, so she told
me to talk to the dishwasher.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
This call is ridiculous. I don't know what your wife
is up to.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Just press the buttons and maybe have a conversation with
your wife when she gets home.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Okay, but but she told me to talk to it
really loudly for a long time, like two hours while
she was with Marty.
Speaker 15 (28:20):
Rights like Marty is the dishwasher. She was talking about
like I think you got your wires crossed, like real bad.
All of this is not not even supposed to be
on my personal line.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
So it's probably because your supervisor, Becca, who gave me
your number.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
She said she wanted you to.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Be confused while we did this prank call on the radio.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I mean that my real name is jeff I work
on a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
original phone tap on you right now?
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Man? Are you are you serious?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Becca told us.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Yea.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Becca told us that you've been super busy lately with
a lot of clients, and that you would believe on
amost anything, even with my wife going next door.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
I had nothing for you, man. What she's bang your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Why would you say that she's a good boy.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
She's over at your neighbor's house in a bikini. No,
you talked to the dishwarker.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Come on, man, she is a very honest woman, and
so is my neighbor Marty.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
All right, look, I know you're not the guy now.
He already told me.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
The wake up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
When you finally meet someone you really like, how do
you get them to stick around?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I wouldn't know, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
I know brooks preferred method of keeping a man is
an electrified security gate and a very.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Big path.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Love Jeff Bridges and stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I was trying to use personality.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
That's what I'm doing wrong.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Yes, one of our listeners might be doing it wrong too,
and she's considering Brooks way. That's right after what happened
when she met a guy at a house party and
he literally escaped mid hookup. Whoa, you're gonna hear what
happened and why she needs to get in contact with
him during a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It's coming up next.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
It's awkward. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
The people in this room are no strangers to romantic
encounters that end in total disaster. Why do you think
I'm bands from three minor league baseball parks, two Wendy's
in the Midwest, and the entire backside of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Wow, that makes sense. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Well, in my defense, there's less people on the other side.
I didn't think I was going to get caught back.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I don't realize they carved the other side.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes, they don't.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I think all I was doing most of the carving
back there. But I don't bring all that up just
to brag. I say it because one of our listeners
reached out after she had a bizarre romantic encounter that
left her feeling very confused.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
So, Danica, before we get into this, have you been
to the backside of Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Figured?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, I'm sure we all have.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Figured, But tell us where did your strange encounter happen?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So a few friends end up meaning this really hot guy,
Bennett Bennett.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Isn't that a great surprise when your friends know somebody
that's hot. Yes, seriously, surprise for you.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Okay, So how did you and Bennett start hanging out
or whatever you guys did?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So we were just playing flip cup vibes are great.
We were just hanging out, drinking more. He tried to
go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Can I pause? Real quick. You are in high school, right,
I just want to make sure.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I don't know why would you.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's like flip clup is happening. You're going upstairs? Never
you never eat out of that. I know you don't
like go to my friend's bedroom to make out with
somebody like that feels like, oh yeah, thing to do.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Why are you going to your house, Danica?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
You're giving off high school vibes to book right now?
Can you mature it up a little bit for her bedroom?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Is it that you're going to your friends or is
it your parents bedroom?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
These are all valid, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It was like this large multi purpose room. They had
a projector and they're watching them on the spectrum, like, okay, cute.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Watching the show together.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You guys do house parties a lot differently than I
would do.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, slips up love on the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's I can pick your own adventure party Netflix. In
the other room, we're actually raging.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Just do whatever works for you pretty much.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Okay, Okay, it sounds like a vibe.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
So it sounds like, is there a romantic vibe going
on with you and Bennett at the moment?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Totally everything super flirty. I mentioned Hey, I'm just going
to run up to the bathroom, go to the second
floor bathroom. Next thing I know, I open the door
and he's right there. It's kind of like, you know,
it's the look, and.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Is that like perfect?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Like you wanted that because it could seem a little
eager if you weren't expecting you to the door.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
But you're like right here, I'm also in the passenger
seat of your car.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
I mean, I was a little bit surprised, but honestly,
I was old the buzz, so I was done.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
To it, okay, And it's a good signe like he's
trying to find like a private place to have a
quick one on one meeting.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, it's a nice way to say it.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Keep it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
How did your business meeting in the bathroom go?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
So he comes in and close the bathroom. We start
hooking up and.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
There's a meeting I was talking about, just like the
meetings we have here at work.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I'm sure none of it sounds awkward yet, No, it's.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
At one point.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
So at one point though, we're hooking up and we
can hear people outside in the hallway and there's people
that are like looking for him, like are.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Calling me girl, But you know, the door that needs
a puke.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I mean, after what happened, I wish that's what was
going on. You know, I'm kind of laughing right, being like,
oh hah, like we're caught. We're contending adults making a bathroom.
But his reaction is so different.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, what was his reaction?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
He just starts freaking out and he puts his fingers
up to his lips.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
He's like, oh no, oh god.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I mean, we all think that he's in a relationship
and it's his girlfriend looking for him, right, Like, isn't
that exactly where your mind went?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I thought he was joking until all of a sudden
starts panicking and he's like, I gotta get out of here.
But instead of walking out the door, he opens the
bathroom window and climbed out into a tree. Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Wait, you're on the second floor. He's willing to risk
falling out climbing down.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Okay, I was in a frat house, and that's a
totally typical way to exit a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
He destroyed in there and then leave to go outside. Like,
I hate to defend him in this situation, but there
could be an explanation.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She's not at a frat party, Jeff, Well, it sounds close.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I mean objectively, it's a weird look.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Yes, yeah, So he.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Escapes out the bathroom window. Do you see him again?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Well, so I walk out of the bathroom because people
are bang on the door. I come out play dom.
I'm just like, well, I don't know. I hadn't seen him.
I just came up to pee, go back downstairs, go
to look for him. Nowhere to be found. Like, I
can't find him. Yeah he did anywhere?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Weird out, I wonder.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
So now my problem is, what could it not be?
Like we I now I think it's the girlfriend, Like,
what could the excuse? Maybe he does all someone.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You have to be gossiping with your friends who are
as in the party at this point, right, Like what
did they say?
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:36):
I'm like, ViBe's the room.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'm leaving the party. Twenty minutes later, I get a
text from my friend being like, oh, you missed it.
Some due just fell out of a tree outside the party.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Whoa, I bet it was still in the tree.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
He was up there.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
He was in the freaking tree the whole time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What I was waiting for you to come around and
help him.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Down or waiting for you to go back into the
bathroom and let him back in through the windows so
you could continue you what you start.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You guys are heartless. Is he okay?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
He cares?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I wish I knew. I got his number from my
friend to text him to see if he was okay,
non answering, completely ghost Maybe he broke.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
His hands on the phone.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You know, you run the risk that this guy doesn't
even remember you, like if he was drunk enough to
fall out of a window and hang in a tree
like that.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
So this is an awkward Tuesday phone call. You've called
us seeking some sort of advice in this situation?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
What are you hoping to do with your call?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Here? I tell all of it, like what was that?
Why did he just dip and just climb on this tree?
How come he hasn't been returning my calls? And like
are we going to.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
See each other again?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I kin't want to know all the above?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And is he okay? From his phone? From any that's
point number four.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
We'll get to it, maybe five, but we'll think of
some good advice to give you before we come back
and let you do your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Right after this it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Some hookups and with a little kiss, snack and a
polite request to sign an NDA but others, and with
a grown man scrambling out of a bathroom window like
a raccoon escaping one of Brook's backyard barbecues.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
They don't from the food, they don't get away, they
are the food.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yes, the joke.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
That's what happened to one of our listeners, Danica, after
she had a little bathroom rendezvous during a house party.
But when the guy's friends came knocking on the door
looking for him, he panicked and climbed out the second
story window.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Into a tree.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, and then later after she left the party, fell
out of said treat like that is so important to
this story.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It became the talk of the party, kind of totally.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
The weird part, though, is now that she's been texting it,
every text has gone unanswered, so she doesn't know if
he's okay, why he tried to escape out the window.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think it's weird that all of her friends said
that he's single, because I thought for sure he is
escaping because he was in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
That's why she needs our help getting those answers.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
And if this goes well, Danica, you said you would
still be interested in hanging out with Bennett again.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Oh no, no, what happened? And if you still feels
the same way, I would love to.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Okay, yeah, well yeah, maybe Brook has some good advice
for you. Brook, do you think I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I think that's key is that you need to come
at this fun and flirty, not accusatory. Okay, do you
see what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
An example for her?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, it's like, oh my god, I heard and you
were the talk of the party, Like, wasn't that wild?
You know, like make it fun, like you want to
be part of the story. Yes, you why did you
leave me?
Speaker 13 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
You just got to be careful on that one.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Okay, keep it light and flirty, Jose What do you think?
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Well?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I like your advice because I think to keep it fun,
light and flirty, you should tell him some tree jokes
to lighten the mood, right, Like was that party crazy?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Especially when you had to make like a.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Tree and leaf?
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Okay, turn it into a little open mic night on
the awkward Tuesday?
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And that'll keep it light and flirting, just like saying,
and maybe not give you a second date.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I don't want to kill a mood.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
You're making a mood.
Speaker 10 (39:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (39:23):
Maybe you lead with the flirtatiousness and you sprinkle in
the humor and if you're in a panic and you
need to help yourself out there. But that's your advice.
You can use it however you feel fit. But we're
ready to help you. We're gonna step away and let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, hopefully he picks up, but he remembers you, Jo,
That's what I'm working.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm so concussed. That would be devastating.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh my gosh. All right, let's not waste any more time.
I'm dialing it right now.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Hey is Bennet. Yeah, hey donn, It's Nica from the
house party last week. Oh yeah, Alice's friend we met went, Yeah,
second floor bathroom. Okay, I just wanted wanted. I've heard
(40:29):
you fell out of a tree. Are you okay?
Speaker 10 (40:36):
I'm okay. I was a little embarrassed, but I'm okay. Uh,
what's up? I kind of need to get going.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Well, I'm relieved you're okay. I just, uh, I don't know.
I texted you that night just to see.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
How you were and yeah I got your text. I
don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Sorry, Okay, I mean it's kind of weird, like avoiding
me after all that stuff we did in the bathroom.
I thought we were having a good time. Yeah, yeah,
you're seeing someone else. I mean, like, I get it.
I probably would want to get caught either.
Speaker 10 (41:16):
No, no, no, no, I I just didn't want to
have happened what happened the last time when I was
doing something when I was drunk. I just didn't want
that to happen again.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
The last time. What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (41:31):
My friends always do this to me when I drink.
They find me doing something crazy or stupid or dumb,
and then they film it and they share it to
group chats, and then somehow my mom always find.
Speaker 17 (41:45):
It somehow, okay, there was somebody in my or something,
and then she winds up sending all of those videos
to my whole extended family.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's totally weird and a
reason are you drinking right now?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I mean I had a couple of beers.
Speaker 17 (42:10):
That's about it.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
Okay, So you and I had a couple of shots
of whiskey.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Anything else?
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Well, you know I took a couple of hits too, so.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Well sounds like a party.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Let him finish.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 10 (42:31):
What did you?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Oh god, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
You're going to understand? Even if we tell you we're
asking the same question.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
I think I would like to know the same thing.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
I don't know if who knows if you're going to
remember this conversation, Bennett, But you're on the radio right
now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
Yeah kidding me, Oh my god, My mom listens to
these stations. She's going to hear this crap.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Why so concerned about your mother?
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Why do you think I'm drinking?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
So you and Jeffrey have.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
More in common than I realized, Viere Bro, Yeah, okay,
this is a segment that we do.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't know, man, No, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
It's called the awkward Tuesday phone call. Danica is a
listener to our show, and she was really worried about
you after you climbed out the window at that party.
Speaker 17 (43:21):
Well, the whole plan backfired on me anyway, because somebody
got a video of.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Me failing out of the damn tree.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
That's the whole thing you're trying to avoid.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
I was getting filmed and somebody leaps that video to
my mom and I both got out there.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I don't know if I was Dana, if I would
feel better or worse about this whole situation.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Why I would take the cheating at this point rather
than the mom.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Why are they trying to out you?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Like?
Speaker 15 (43:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I know it is weird, Like at any point, were
you actually interested or attracted to her?
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I would love to, but I don't know if I
can go out with anybody because my mom grounded.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Me after she saw the video. You got grounded? Didn't
we say? We're not in high school?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I told you this was a valid as question at
the beginning of this call, Bennett, Are you an adult man?
Speaker 10 (44:12):
You know I am an adult man. I've got a job.
I lived with my mother and unfortunately she controls a
lot of stuff in my life.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh okay, it was one of those parents under my roof.
Speaker 7 (44:25):
This is making sense why you don't want the videos
leaked out because there's.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
A lot on the line for you.
Speaker 17 (44:30):
You guys have absolutely no idea how much she gives
me a breakfast ever starting the day.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, she probably saw the video of him falling out
of the tree late that night, so I brought it
up pancakes.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
She's like, sit down, we.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Need to talk.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I don't know if Danica, after she got her answers,
is still interested in that.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
Yeah, I don't think you know what.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I may have been drinking more than I thought that night. Yeah,
I can handle someone having to live at home. I
get it. Times of tough. But I'm sorry. You asked
him how he felt about me and he said sure.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yes, No, well that's the alcohol talking, by the way. Yeah,
and his mother.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Again, there's a lot of red flags here, okay, well
more than there was somehow even at the party, giving.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Me a lot of clarity.
Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yeah, but I think Danica, the good news is we
found out that Bennett is okay after his fall.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
That must make you feel good.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Have you heard anything he said?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
You think about it? I meant physically, he's on the harm.
Speaker 17 (45:35):
You know, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
I can hear what you guys are saying about me.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
You know you have a headache. Well, he's drunk so
much booze it sounds like you maybe need to lay
off the party in a little bit there.
Speaker 10 (45:49):
Yeah, I'm not getting any younger. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, No, my name is Alexis, he said.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
I thought was used to be the flirty one, not you,
you know, I guess, Danica. You got your answers that
you were looking to get from Bennett, at least most
of them. We didn't get to the final one about
the possibility of you and Bennett reconnecting in the future.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's for a future, awkward to stay phone call. We'll
call you back when you wake up from your nap. Okay, Bennett,
how do you know it's almost nap time.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
You guys got cameras?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
I can pick them?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Wow, froaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
We've got a return player named Dion on the phone
right now. She is currently out watching a campground.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Oh, you're one of those campground us.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
Basically get to stay there for free and because you
get a spot in the place to park your trailer.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Is that right, Dean?
Speaker 4 (46:55):
What that is correct?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Watching a camp site like ye, yeahs are still there
and you go you and help the campers if they
need to get the right permits or the parking passes.
You go talk to the camp what's your title?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I am a camp host camp Oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Need you a lot if I went camping. Yeah, do
the branches just drop off the trees because I need
some fireworks.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I just feel like jose would crawl into your camper
and be like, I just don't want to sleep in tena.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
You already have a fire in here. I'm just gonna
snooch on in here. Now, your camp mom to host it. Yeah,
so let's send Broke out of the studio so we
can get to the game.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Here.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke outright if.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
You want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (47:40):
I am ready?
Speaker 7 (47:40):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is International Hummus Day.
Hummus is made from what lagoon? What's the only continent
without a desert? Sonic is the name of the famous
blue hedgehog, But what's the name of his fox sidekick?
What famous rock band did Freddie Mercury sing for Queen?
(48:03):
What college has produced the most billionaires in the world, Harvard,
Yale or University of.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Pennsylvania University of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7 (48:10):
How tall is big Bird from Sesame Street? More or
less than ten feet tall?
Speaker 17 (48:15):
Less?
Speaker 11 (48:16):
Less?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
All right, Dion? Well done.
Speaker 7 (48:18):
Brook's going to come back into the studio here, and
it says that Dion is actually zero to two against
you all time.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
The last time you played her was five years ago
when her child was in middle school.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
How old is your kid now, Dion?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
He's turning twenty one in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Shots, No, thank you. I am shots with the children
I raised on the show.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
How are you celebrating his twenty first birthday?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
He's not involving you in it. Oh man, you're.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah, Okay? He Campbridge, you are gonna.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Be drinking in the woods or what?
Speaker 7 (49:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (49:03):
He visited for the first time last night. No camping
for him.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
He's a city boy given the big city life broke.
It's your turn now? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Your time starts now. Today's International Hummus Day. Hummus is
made from what legume? What is the only consonant without
a desert?
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (49:24):
Antarctica Sonic is the name of the famous blue hedgehog,
but what's the name of his fox sidekick pass? What
famous rock band did Freddie Mercury sing for Queen? What
college has produced the most billionaires in the world? Harvard,
Yale or University of Pennsylvania Harvard? How's all is big
Bird from Sesame Street? More or less than ten feet?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Just under less? Yeah, that's what That's what under I
asked more or less?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
I'm sorry anyway. Let's go to the scoreboard to see
how you did with Jose.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Why can I take your orders with the I sent
a hundred hundred put.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
My pocket pepper.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Okay, that'll be six dollars.
Speaker 8 (50:12):
Okay, on you.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Got four great score man and Brook I don't know
only three.
Speaker 8 (50:25):
Gradualation camp is good for me.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
Share gave you the strength you needed to take Brook down.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's international homstay
Hummus is made from chickpeas or carbontzo beans.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Another name for that.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
The only consonant without a desert is Europe Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Is I know it's desert.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I knew it was wrong when I said it, but
I put it.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
You're like Sonic is the name of the blue hedgehog?
Speaker 7 (50:54):
His fox sidekick is Tails two Tails, and I knew
that Freddy Murky.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
He's saying for the rock band Queen.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
The college just produced the most billionaires is University of Pennsylvania.
Six billionaires have graduated from there, including Elon musk oh Nuts.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
That's why it's crazy that they still have to ask
other people that graduated from there for money, like enough
billionaires to not like.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, their alumni is just shut down.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Yeah, we got a trillion bucks.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
We're good guys.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
And big Bird from Sesame Street. He is less than
ten feet tall, standing at eight feet three inches.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yes, that'd be so hard to shoot like him next
to somebody else over ten sets. True.
Speaker 7 (51:34):
So Dion, congratulations, you beat Wow, you get one hundred
bucks plus just for playing. We're sending you a pair
of tickets to see Ludacrous at the Leila Casino Thursday,
July tenth.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
If you want to get your tickets, find them now online.
Speaker 7 (51:50):
Yeah, we're gonna do win Brooks bucks same time tomorrow,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning,
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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