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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't you love podcasts?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You can literally listen wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Someone left us a review.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Saying that they listen at the gym.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
So if that's you, right now, pick up the pace
and one and two and and the show is gonna
start now.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We've been giving gen Z a pretty hard time lately
on the show, spoken Jeffrey in the morning, because new
studies keep coming out that find gen Z are the
laziest generation of workers.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Did you just agree if you said we were giving
him too hard of a time.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm recapping. I'm recapping, and now this sixty one percent
admit they have no clue how to make an omelet.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Let me Young.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Adults between age eighteen to twenty eight say they need
to go out to restaurants for hot breakfasts because trying
to make it themselves is too scary and too challenging.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
I don't know how you make it an omelet and
it just makes everything, But I don't know how you
make it look like any just make a spring.
Speaker 8 (00:58):
I have the right reading, Well this track scrambles are
more delicious and an omelet. Let's be honest, they're always overcooked.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're talking about gen zers today. Broke remember three out
of five of them don't know what goes in the pan. First,
the eggs are the cheese.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
The cheese is never cheese. Out of money for extra
stuff like that cheese in the same category as butter
for you.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah, and she actually only eats the fake cheese, the
powder stuff that comes out.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Of the macaron. A resounding sixty eight percent of gen
Z said simply taking this survey was so stressful they
planned to go out to eat after it was over
in order to relax and calm their anxiety. It doesn't
have to be this way. For just nine hundred and
seventy eight dollars a week, you can pay for one
(01:48):
gen Zer to eat every meal out at an upscale
restaurant so that they don't have to live in constant
fear of heating up food on their own.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's so sweet a.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Week. Find it in your heart, feed the Vibes, fund
their fries, sponsor a gen Z today. The one thing
that we can offer to all of gen Z for
totally free is our shock collar Question of the day.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yay, I text my friends how much I don't like that?
Speaker 9 (02:21):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You don't even have to heat it up yourself. Digital
Jake will do all of the work for you. Let's
go on this day.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
In two thousand and nine, the movie Taken, starring Liam
Neeson debuted in theaters.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Will Find You and I Would Get You.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
It was so huge it would become its own film
franchise right after. But ever since then, Liam Neeson's always
seemed to get cast in some similar roles. You know,
he's the quiet, unassuming old guy with a shockingly elite
set of combat skills. Yeah, you can't ask for this,
but you force his hand and now everyone's going to
be in trouble for it?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Is that not like your grandpa Jake?
Speaker 11 (02:56):
Oh not at all.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
And it's not just sequels have taken, but other similar
types of stories featuring an average elderly man out for
vengeance after his Uber Eats order gets stolen off his
front porch. So that's why today we're doing a special
zero piece in Liam Neeson Films edition of twenty of twenty. Wow,
(03:20):
you say at number one through twenty, I'll give you
the title of a movie and a brief synopsis. You
just have to tell me. Is that a real Liam
Neeson movie? Or did I just make it up?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Do you even give it us a title.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Yeah, okay, we'll start with the woman who needs some
Starbucks right now. That's Alexis Starbucks, Alexis. I need a
number from you, too, Alexis. Your movie title is The
Pasta Code. Liam Neeson stars as a retired chef turned
detective unraveling a global conspiracy hidden in secret pasta recipes.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that real? Or did I make it up?
Speaker 12 (03:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Good Da Vinci's Code spinoff.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think it's pretty exalting.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
We just talk about how gen Z has a fear
of cookiing and that's what you make me.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Are you trying to trigger me, Jake?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, He's like, don't try.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Is not real, Alexis says, The Pasta Code is made up.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
It is.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Brook coming a number from you.
Speaker 12 (04:18):
Eight.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Your movie title is The Gray Stranded in the Alaskan Wilderness,
Nisan battles wolves and the elements using his smarts and
a few big sticks in this intense survival drama that
lasts way longer than it should. Is that real or
did I make that up?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Personal opinion?
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Or three and a half hour movie.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Then I remember watching some sort of like Wolf Tundra
Frozen Tundra movie and faking what is going on?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I do you remember him in a movie?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I think it's real.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
Brook says, the gray is real. It is too Jose,
how a number?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
All right, let's go twelve.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
We're talking Liam Neeson movies, real or fake? And Jose
your movie title is The Train Whisperer. When trains start
mysteriously derailing across Europe, Nissan discovers he's the only one
who can hear their cries for help and must stop
a saboteur. Is that real? Or did I make that up?
Speaker 12 (05:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You know I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Is true, Jay, Jose said The Train whisper It's real.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It is, yeah, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
Trains are pretty loud. You probably gotta yell at them.
That's Jeffrey. We're on to you. I need a number.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Twenty.
Speaker 10 (05:38):
Your movie title is Revenge Never Rests. A vengeful insomniac
hunts down nightmares one scream at a time. Eventually he
realizes one scream sounds familiar. It's his own. Did I
make it up?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Dude? And then he has to take revenge against himself.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Maybe I will find me.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yeah, it's like kind of like one of those multiverse
Maybe that's how the first one ends.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, sequel, Oh yeah, I don't know if you Insomnia
Revenge doesn't sound very palpable. I'm gonna say it's not.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Real, jeff said, Revenge and Never Rests is made up.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
It is all right.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
We're back to Alexis. Need a number, Alexis, Your movie
title is Taken four, the last movie in the Taken franchise?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Is that real?
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Did I make that up?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How many Taken movies are there?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I thought there was only three, but I mean them
when I say it's not real, there's only three.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Alexis says, Taken four is made up?
Speaker 11 (06:35):
It is.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
We did stop at Taking three in twenty fourteen. Brook
it's your turn now seventeen. Your movie is Cold Pursuit.
It's a story about a snowplow driver taking down an
entire drug cartel because you never know who you're gonna
run into in the snow? Is that real? Did I
make that up?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I willlways say it is real because I it to be.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's going in a slow ass snowplow.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Brooks said, Cold Pursuit is real. It is, Jeffrey, We're
bringing it down to sudden depth to you. If you
get this right, you win if you get it wrong.
The ladies win.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I need a number number four.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Your movie is call Waiting. When a cursed phone keeps ringing,
Nissan must answer or everyone dies? Is that real? Or
did I make that up?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So it's like an hour and a half of this
phone just ringing, and he's like, I don't know, talking
about stressor for gen Z, should I pick it up?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Maybe he's on the phone and there's a call in
the other line and he has to answer that one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Too, with his TV provider waiting to get service. I'm
gonna go out on a limb and say, this is
a real movie, Jake Jeffery said, Call.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Waiting is real.
Speaker 12 (07:55):
It is.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
The ladies have won the Liamnese edition of blenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
All right, the girls get to choose who get shocked today.
They're gonna be singing bad Guy by Billy Eilis. Who's
it gonna be?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Can we do a dual shock?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Maybe make a decision.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So you're a tough guy, like you're really rough guy,
just can't kid enough?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That is your shock collar question.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Of the day Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
On this show, we love hearing a good revenge story.
That's true, especially if it happens at your workplace. Yeah,
we get all excited, we bust out the popcorn, we
stop clapping, doing chance like our E V E n
G E get revenge, so evil, le go Carol Go, Carol.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
But today we all agreed that one of our listeners
maybe went too far when a customer, Karen, pushed him
to the brink at his coffee shop. You're gonna hear
why we were like, I don't know about that. In
a brand new mass speaker coming up right.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Now, confession I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mouse speaker Texas seven eight five nine to two says
I recently bought a secondhand child car seat just so
my mcflurries will be safe and secure for the rides home.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That is nice.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Buckle them in, make sure they're facing backwards.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I've heard of a dog dad before. About a
mcflurry dad, that's a new one to me. We do
support safety on this show, though, which is why we
disguise our listeners' voices so they can safely share their
secrets right here on the mass speaker. And we've got
a guy who's chosen to go by the fake name Nick. Today, Nick,
you're feeling safe and secured. Do you need us to
(09:54):
tighten your straps? You feel buckled in?
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Oh yeah, no, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling tafe.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Okay, awesome, we're happy you are locked in. The voice
changer is on and you're the mass speaker. So whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
Oh well, it was a few years back. I got
a job at Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh that's awesome everything to work for.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Everyone who I've ever known work for Starbucks, whether it's
at corporate or it's in one of the coffee shops,
has loved it.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Nice benefits, Yeah company.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, I wish I could keep that streak going for you.
But why well, on my first day they warned me
about one regular, the person that came in a lot
and nobody liked.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What was her name? Alexis.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I works coffee, so I know how to dream.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Okay, she knows all.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Affair. Well was this woman's deal?
Speaker 11 (10:51):
But let's just call her Karen.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Okay, we're going to start right off the bat with that.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Maybe mega Karen.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
What'd she do? What was she like?
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Well, she was like in her forties and she was
so loud and so rude. She'd come in every day
and she would try to hurry us to get her
order completed.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Is it like her one power trip of the day
or something. Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
This is why she came to Starbucks, just so she
could abuse people. And she made the other customers feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, even that.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Energy coming in right, you know, she's getting decap all
the time.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, or maybe that's the problem, Like she wasn't ready
until she got her morning coffee, that's all. Yeah, I'm
sure after she had her coffee she was just a
total sweetheart.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
One sip and she's like, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was I being rude?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Oh yeah? The caffeine, if anything, made her worse.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
God.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
So how'd you guys deal with it?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Well, a few months after I started working there, she
came in one morning and she really blew her top.
She caused her real seed more than usual.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
It's like, oh, can't you get these people kicked out?
You know, like just booted. But it star Wars. They
don't need a customer.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Anyway. So this one morning she came in and she
ordered her drink and before we even made it for her,
she started complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Shut lady, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I can hear it. The steam is isn't hot enough.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Right, she was just looking for something to go wrong. Yeah,
And as soon as she got it, we finally served
it up for her. She accidentally spilled it all over
the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Quotations around accidentally. Probably does she do that?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
She could get a free drink, yeah, exactly, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Oh yeah, that was the expectation, and then she demanded
something completely different. She ordered something else.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Oh okay, it so what'd you do? Did you get revenge?
That's what I want to hear.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Well. The replacement she ordered was she wanted a frappuccino,
and then she went to the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Bathroom, okay, just to wait for it.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
So I decided to switch it up. Instead of the
almond milk that she requested, I made it with regular
whole milk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I don't know if she's I mean, I know she's
a terrible personal word, she's allergic.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Might be terrible, kill her. Okay, So she gets out
of the bathroom, comes to the counter, gets her drink,
doesn't say thank you, She has a few SIPs, and
she leaves.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
She doesn't notice. Yeah or she leaves to go find
another bathroom. I've had two SIPs of cow milk.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Well, five hours later we got a phone call from her,
and she was a little curious. She was calling us
from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh dude, you were wrong.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
This was going to be a funny revenge.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
It gets funnier, believe me.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Wait, is she allergic?
Speaker 11 (14:11):
So Karen says she got into a car accident because
she was rushing to try to get to a bathroom.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Oh my god, I didn't ever think I could feel
bad for an awful person.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
Oh no, Later later we found out she was lying.
She wasn't injured.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What she was just wanting you to pay.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Was she in the hospital though.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
The problem was she soiled her pants while she was
speeding to get to the exit.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh my god, why did she go to the hospital?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
She did?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
She was never at okay, So she was making up
an injury to try and get you to like you
sent me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
To the hospital, when really she just pop.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Okay, thanks for spelling it out for me.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
It was totally a lie. She just made it up
to get back at us.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
A terrible wow.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
This kind of angry you okay?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Plenty of starbucks switch.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I mean there should be.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
That was the last time we ever saw her. She
never came.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Wow, she's probably threatened us to another star.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, looking back on what you did, how do you
feel about it? Do you feel any guilt, any remorse?
Or is it totally like a victory for you?
Speaker 11 (15:22):
No? I feel happy. I'm glad she was sick. Even
more happy that Karma took over to this lady and
got what she deserved.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Karma or Dairy. Hey, I'm glad that you got your revenge, dude.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
But it's funny that you master your voice because it
does sound like you tell this story.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 12 (15:56):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Today, a pharmacy just wanted us to prank her co worker.
And according to her email, this woman is a little
uptight and work's been crazy lately where she's had to
do multiple double shifts and overtime.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
So's Yeah, she just put out.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
With a lot of unreasonable customers, so she might already
be at her limit. By the time Jose calls. If not,
he's going to attempt to push her over the edge
in your phone. Tap right now, another.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
Twenty pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
This is petrees Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I need help finding a medication please, okay?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Can I get your name and birthday?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
My name is Alex Reeser Research.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Can you spell that please?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
R ee ss and sam.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
E r e r.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Okay, got it. How's your day going so far?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, could be.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know, a little bete, but I'm sure you hear.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
That all the time.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Can I get your birthday?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Prince?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh sure, April twelfth, nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
Oh okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know I may not be in your system.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't think I've ever been to your pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Uh huh yeah, because the name and the birthday, don't.
I don't have anybody with that birthday.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
With that name.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
H see.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I figured, well, they told me to call you guys.
I just got out of a hospital. Oh yeah, I
did a bunch of blood tests. I was feeling awful
for a few days, and it came back positive.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
For the French flu.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Flu.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
So they said you got to go to a pharmacy
and they can help you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You're the closest to me.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I've never heard of that. So you know for me
to help you, I need a prescription.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Well hold, the doctor said it wasn't too bad, but
then I had to get an opinion from a second
doc d R and zach Doc Daar was not sure
what they prescribed to me.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
So can you hear it? It's happening into my voice?
Speaker 9 (17:59):
No, I hear an accent. But how how am I
supposed to help you?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Don't?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I do not know that is your job.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It is in voluntearity is a French flu? Said, Why you're.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Telling me you got diagnosed with something called the French
flu and now you're putting on a French accent?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Mademoiselle, are you suggestings that I am making this up?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I'm not suggesting anything. If you want help from us,
you're gonna have to give me your doctor, your hospital.
I can call it into them if you want, or
have them call it into me. But that's what we
have to do.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I went to Prince Hospital and doctor Augustus to the exam.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's a viral pathogen specialist.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Okay, well, now your voice is normal.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
See that's what I'm saying. Like it could get bettel,
it could get much wole. Else it is up, it
is down. One day I'm eating an ambalgaal. Now I
am eatings at frog legs.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
MoMA, me, I just stop.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
I have a lot of prescriptions to fill. I'm very
busy here in this pharmacy. My coworker has a day off.
I have to handle a lot here, so I have
to go.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay, No, I am not in the mood. I am
not trying to mess with you at all. I don't
want to keep you on the phone longer than you
should be, cause this is like a nightmail for me.
I'm smoking cigarettes every day looking at.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Me for is online and I hate it. It's I
do not want to be like this.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Really you think I'm making this up?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Well, you want me to believe that a real doctor
diagnosed you with the French flu that makes you go
in and out of a French accident.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
You really want me to believe.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That theted me.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I do not know what do you want me to
tell you?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
It sounds cartoonish, It doesn't even sound real.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I am telling you this is a real thing.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
My brother even caught it too, so you can't act
like I'm lying.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I am in agony. I see did you hear him?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's my brother.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
So now you have a partner doing this.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's contagious.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He got it for me. You're a pharmacist. You should
know how.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I'm LENI don't care.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
This is made up. I'm hanging up now, and please
don't call back.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh I could tell that you are is the only
smart America and you news the whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
This is a phone called said too long.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
With me today?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yes, she says, she feels like everyone's getting the flu
right now, even her. But not the French flu.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Not the bad accent French flu either.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Come on, you know it sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I know you want to do the.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Accent deep down to get it out of your system.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Come out you you got me beat. There's no way
I could measure up.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, just say the.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Word hamburger for me. She's got the flu.
Speaker 12 (20:52):
Wake Up Every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
If you're a long time fan of our second dates
on this show, and you might remember we did one
from Halloween about a year and a half ago ago
with a woman dressed as Barbie who met a guy
dressed as Ken. We have been asking for an update
for a long time from them, and now we finally
(21:20):
have it. We're gonna find out after you hear the
original we have got him back for a very special
update update that's coming up right after this second date.
Speaker 11 (21:32):
Update Date.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We've got a returning listener to the show. His name
is Jeremy, and you may remember he was on a
second date a while back that we called order in
the court because Jeremy and his date were both in
the true crime So for their outing together, they went
to a courthouse and sat in on a live trial.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Which was not as exciting as they had yelped.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, what Jeremy's date didn't know is that he's actually
been there before multiple times and showed her all the
different courtrooms that he's been in facing previous criminal charges. Yeah,
but to be fair, he was never convicted of any
of them, and he's a totally reformed man now learned
his lesson to never ever wind up back there, and
(22:18):
now he's back once again on our show. Jare Bear
Good to have you back on again.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
How you been I've been, Well, you've.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Been a freeman, right, Jeremy.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Sure, sure, free man.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah yeah, so this time you did not go to
the courthouse again. Where'd you take her out?
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Well?
Speaker 11 (22:41):
I didn't take out anyone.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
I met someone at like a Barbie themed Halloween party.
It was cool, like everyone was dressed as someone from
the Barbie universe.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
I went athlete.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Kens okay, okay, And I.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Knew there'd be a lot of Kens, but there was
like little thirty Kens there.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Oh well, it's not like everyone's gonna dress as Alan okay. Yeah,
that would be a hard costume to get through a
doorway for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
So the party's pretty cool.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
They got pink everything, pink punch, pink eminem They.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Have a pink corvette and they parked it outside so
people could take pictures.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Do that is dope? Is this is this like friends
that are throwing this is that? How you know these people?
Speaker 14 (23:30):
I was invited by a mutual friend, but I'd never
met this girl before. So they had this like Barbie box,
like a fake one.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Oh yeah, where you can take all the pictures in
cool movie theaters.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Right, So there's this girl.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Her name's Jackie, and she was dressed as sleepover Barbie.
So she's in like silk pajamas.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 14 (23:50):
So I just I don't know her at all. She's
inside the Barbie box. And then she shouted like, hey,
I need a Ken to come take a picture with me.
So like I just jumped in and we did like
this photo shoot and then we started hitting it off.
You know, it's pretty close for her. We're dancing and
because of all the pink punch, you know, got a
little sloppy.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
But.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Okay, really, you know, just just make it out a
little bit, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
I mean a Barbie party is prime for that, right.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, I thought Barbie doesn't kiss Ken.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Barbie does whatever Barbie wants.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And if she wants to kiss, Barbie's world, Barbie's rules.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Barbie has a great day every day.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, okay, you're hitting it off with Jackie the sleepover Barbie, right.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And then we go and we sit in the pink
Corvette and we just like relax, talk about life.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
And it gets deep.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Punk's going really well, and I'm trying really hard to
not ask her for a sleepover. And even though she's
dressed for it. One of her friends, probably nosy Barbie,
came out and said, oh, there you are, come inside,
and then she pulled Jackie back in the party.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Over protective Barbie.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, so I mean, did you go and take her
back grab her arms?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I would hope he just got her number or something.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right, I did get her number, Okay.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
It was kind of like a Cinderella kind of thing
because I.
Speaker 14 (25:21):
Sent her some texts and told her how much fun
it was, how I wanted to steer again, and.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Then nothing really Yeah, and it's like you didn't even
overstep your bounds, like you didn't expect anything from her.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Did make a sleepover joke?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah? And how long ago was this party?
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
This is just last weekend?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Okay, but it's like if you miss your like momentum
after like a party made up?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But at the same time, I feel like kenon Barbie,
like this is pretty much the most that they do
in their relationship, right kiss. They kiss in the Corvette,
and that's where it ends.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's only because they don't have the parts to make.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Its like yeah each other, Jeremy, you have the parts, right,
I got the good parts. Let's try to make sure
we put them to use when we do our second
date up Let's not expect that, Okay.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah, I'd like to go on a real date with
her and we don't have to wear it.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Okay, Yeah, in the real world, not Barbie universe.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yes, well, let's try and get you a real date here.
When we come back, we'll call Jackie for you and
try and get you hooked up with her. Right after
this second Date update.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
You're in the middle of a second Date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's been all Barbie so far in the.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Second Date updates, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Our listener, Jeremy went to a Barbie themed Halloween party
where he met a girl named Jackie dressed as Sleepover
Barbie and they did a quick photo shoot together, drank
some pink, punched, kissed a little, and then had a
heart to heart outside in the pink Corvette for a while.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Oh my god, it is seriously like out of the movie.
It's the way you describe.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It, basically broken Alexis's dream.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
It really is for sure for me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't know the world as well as they do.
It is interesting that there wasn't a real date out
of this. It was just more of like an hour long,
sloppy Halloween makeout set.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I mean, that's what happens at Halloween parties.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
But it's perfect. He did get the girl's number, And
the thing is maybe that was just drunk Barbie given
out her number and not sleepover Barbie.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
It's it's hard on Halloween to meet somebody because it's
like everybody's playing pretend.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
It doesn't feel real.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
You know, like maybe she didn't have the same hopes
as you did for a future hangout.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, do we all agree cheating doesn't count on Halloween.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
She just means like this guy could be just like
a fun story.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's like, oh yeah, that one, yea.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Do you feel like that could be the case, Jeremy,
where maybe she didn't take it very seriously.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I mean, now that you say it like that, that
makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Okay, But you know what, here's here's where we come in.
We're gonna convince her that there's more to the story.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
I wouldn't call in if I didn't feel strongly about.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It, spoken like a true ken. There here we go.
I'm gonna call Jackie. We'll see if she answers, and
we'll get your second date update here. Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Oh my god, I'm just Kenn's now stuck in my heart.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
There we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Jackie.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
This is Jackie. Who is this?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hey Jackie. We're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Hey Jackie.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Wow, Hie, we're all here.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Man, Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Okay, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That's one of the best reactions we've gotten from.
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
This is something we do call the second date Update,
and we're trying to help one of our listeners get
in touch with you again after you guys hung out
at a Barbie themed Halloween party. It's a guy named Jeremy.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
He was dressed as athlete kid.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh, your your voice went down at the end there.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
What happened, Well, we had a really good connection.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Oh he felt the same way.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
I mean, you haven't returned to any of his texts
or calls or anything.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Is there a reason?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Well, you know, tracksuit kin kind of kind of turned
into playboy kin o that. So I was talking to
my girlfriend and we're talking about oh, my god, I
think is so great. And I'm like, yeah, that's like
this trek suit kin and.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
He was so cute.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
We were in the pink carbet and she's like, when
was this like in the car that Oh my god,
I want to see what he looks like. So he's like,
let's pull up the ring camera videos. Yeah, actually smart,
So like all of us got together like popcorn pop
tarts were looking at this video. Okay, like, oh my god,
(30:16):
he's like really cute. Oh my god, you're breaking.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Out like this is that's so funny?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah, what was this creepy?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh god, you're going to second base In the video.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
It's dark, it's not like you could see like you know,
everything in the ring camera.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
So we see my friend come out and like grab
me and we leave, and then we see this skipper
who's Skipper.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Skipper is Barbie's ould sister.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Her little sister.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Sorry, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You make it clearer for me. I know all the
girls understand, but get with it.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Yeah. So I was.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I went back into the place, was talking to like
my girlfriends and Skipper was there and I was like,
oh my god, he's so cute, Like he says, your
r kiss her. So that's same skipper we see walks
to the car that and starts talking to him.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Okay, so now you're seeing on the ring camera your
Ken talking to Skipper.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And she gets in the car and they're like talking
and laughing, and all of a sudden, she just scoops
over and they start making out.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
I mean, okay, I know it sucks that you saw
on a ring camera, but like it's a party. I
don't know, I've kissed two different people at one party before.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You know, right after your friend kissed them.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
She's friends with Skipper.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I mean, the problem is I'm guessing that you didn't
like seeing him kiss another girl when he said he
was interested in you.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I mean yeah, like I was shocked. I just I
gave him my phone number and I he was interested
in me.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
But like, look, hey, I just got to say I
am very interested in you.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
And now it's now it's interrupting Ken.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Well, I gotta set the record straight, like hold.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
On, hold on, man, we have to let Jackie know
that is what's his real name, Jeremy Kens. Jeremy has
been listening to this call.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
This is a really voyeuristic one, like he's listening in
she's watching the video.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Sorry, that's how these calls work.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Look, it didn't mean anything. It was good punch. It
was stronger than I thought.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
So the punch is not alcohol.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
I think you should probably come in Jermy with an apology,
like I'm so sorry you saw that or something.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
I am sorry.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I didn't intend to hurt you, but I mean he
kind of just like left me out there alone.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Okay, it's kind of apology, is it. I left you
out there alone? What are you a child?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
What are you five?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Maybe he took off in the middle of the right,
so I'm sorry that Skipper took advantage.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
It sounds like you're good in mojo dojo cossa house, Ken,
is what you're getting.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
A yeah, okay, Like Jackie, you shouldn't be mad at me,
you should be mad at her.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
I'm mad at both of you. Ken would never do
this to Barbie.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Well that's not true, sir.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Look, I just truly believe that you and I had
a connection, right, That's why I called the station and
then called Skipper or whoever, like, I'm interested in you.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So true.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Let's go party.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Got away from parties right now, Ken, those are what got.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You in trouble.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
But he does have a point, and he just.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Kissed her, Jackie, it's not like, right.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
That's all that happened.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yeah, I get that, but the camera does not lie.
They were getting it in like he was capressing her neck,
grabbing her hair.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
I understand that that's probably hard to unsee.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
And please stop describing it because you're getting Jose all
kinds of excited over here and it's creating an issue
in the studio. But the bottom line is, Jackie, that
Jeremy has no interest in Skipper or whoever that girl is.
That was a total mistake. He would even admit that,
and he would like to see you again one more time.
We'd like to send you out one more time to
(34:44):
the beach, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
I mean, but what if a Skipper shows up and
he just like runs off into the sunset with Skipper.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's the perfect test.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
She's like your real sister or anything.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Right, So now I need to be aware of my
own family members with you.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That's a big We need an answer from you, Jackie.
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
One date?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Okay, as long as we're not drinking and you're sober
and you know it's me. You're not kissing other people.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I don't think he ever thought it wasn't you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's a yes with a long list of stipulations. Congratulations,
Jeremy should be.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Hey, yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That call was from back in twenty twenty three. Diehards
of the show might remember it, but now over a
year later, we finally are going to get an update
from Jeremy and Jackie.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
It's been like a year and a half, although.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I only see one phone line active. Jackie Jeremy, Are
you both on the same line?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
No, No, it's just Jackie.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh oh Jackie.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Wait, please don't tell me that the update is seen
him in a year and a half.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Well, I mean we dated a while, Okay, like a year.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh oh wow, it's not serious.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
I mean, as you guys know, our big drama was
that party he made out with Barbie's sister mean.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Skipper, Skipper, Skipper, did you dirty?
Speaker 14 (36:22):
I mean I thought that was bad.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
This last Thanksgiving he made out with my actual sister shot.
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
That is so terrible.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Both of them know too.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
So he's into sisters and I'm not into him.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Oh man, please don't tell me he's now dating your sister.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
No, they're not.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Dating, thank god.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
But it was so weird.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh weird?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry I couldn't have a happier
update for you guys.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Do you want to try to get him? Mix something up?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
I don't want Barbie's life to go this way.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Oh, she's a strong independent woman though she don't need no.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Man, we all made a kenemy today, so oh no.
We'll keep us updated on what happens going forward in
your dating life, Jackie. We just we wish the.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Best you guys.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Second date update, Hopefully we'll do a better job.
Speaker 12 (37:27):
Yeah, freak in the morning.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Do you remember what's the weirdest thing you kept in
your middle school locker?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Well, a mom is going viral after sharing the bizarre
stuff her twelve year old son apparently keeps in his.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Oh god, why do I feel like it smells bad?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Plus, a guy in a Texas snowstorm was desperate for
more clicks, but thanks to his antics, he got a
visit from the local sheriff instead. And finally, America's newest
hero is no surprise, a pizza delivery boy. Oh yes,
and once you hear the audio, you're gonna love him too.
It's coming up in a brand.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's happening right now. Chinese New Year just happened, and
it's the Year of the Snake. Yeah, but in America,
I think we can all agree it's the year.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Of Woo TikTok click shot, zack suck at snakes.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
you here. First, TikTok Click Shock, which is from a
TikTok mom named Megan Blankenship who goes by Mama Meg's
two g's, two Z's all right, And even though she's
only got a little over fifty thousand followers, she had
(38:45):
a video go viral with three point two million after
showcasing all the weird stuff that was in her twelve
year old son's locker.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
At school wild Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
The reason why she's even going through his locker is
the school actually called her saying she had to come
and bring a trash bag because he couldn't physically close
it anymore. It was overflowing with junks.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I remember, don't you remember, Like you'd walk down the hall,
there'd be the one locker that literally didn't shut, that
had like paymos coming out from underneath the bottom.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
And at the start of the year, you're like, I'm
going to keep this so organized and so like clean,
and then a week later it's totally trash. Here is
the clip of the mom sharing what she found inside
the locker.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I had to show you, guys what was in his
locker because if I did not film it, I feel
like nobody would believe me.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
He's twelve.
Speaker 10 (39:42):
After we get past the clothes, we have not one,
but two TV remotes.
Speaker 13 (39:49):
A rotten apple had set.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
My personal favorite reason why I'm making this video.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
Why do you have this in your locker? It's I
see that.
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Yeah, are you ever wondering when it's like raising middle
schoolers boys?
Speaker 11 (40:16):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Maybe you didn't hear and you can't see this, but
my hosts are looking at a photo of it right now,
because in the video she holds up a framed picture
of Nicholas Cage that's been photoshopped with a green face
and Shrek ears. So middle schoolers apparently think Nicholas Cage
Shrek is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Wow, the frame is like an ornate gold frame.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, you're just wondering what thrift shop you bought the frame.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Despite the locker, the guy's got esthetic broke.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You're gonna have one in a few years, so lucky
you better buy a nice frame for it so you
can put it up in Nora's room. Teach you everyone
got out of that was a TikTok click shock here
next click shot is a little bit controversial because a
twenty five year old guy in Texas wanted to get
some clicks. Okay, good decisions always happened from that. So
(41:10):
when it snowed in his area, he had his wife
take a video of him cleaning off his car windshield
using his three month old baby.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Wait, what have you guys seen this?
Speaker 12 (41:20):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
What his video?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (41:23):
Instead of an ice scraper or brew, he is, Okay,
there's the baby.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Luckily it's in a coat. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So social media went wild about it. Some thought it
was hilarious. Others were less amuse, saying you did not
just do that with your baby.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
People like, because I'm going to try to use my
ten year old some snow angels. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
One interested party was the local Texas Police department, who
saw the TikTok and paid a visit to the man.
So here's Chief Tim Derizo talking about the controversial video.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
It's the same situation. You know.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I know a lot of people go to social media
and they're looking for clicks.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well, this is not It's not.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
A deal where you should put a baby on a windshield.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Now, keep in mind, authorities did check on the baby
and it's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
I mean, it was two seconds too. I I mean,
I'm not a parent. We're saying it's a good thing,
but it wasn't like you left the.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Baby outside and the car's not driving down the road actively.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
It's a park backing this up. It's a three month
old child.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
But it's a joke. There's a lot of people are
saying the police are really over blowing this. Are they
my algorithms?
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Just girls using their lip gloss to scrape your window?
To stick with that, I understand credit card. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
If I'm a cop and people are paying attention to
this stuff, you have to make an example out of
the guy because you don't want to see a new
wave of baby windshield wiper copycats all over the city.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Would have been better if they attach the ice scraper
to the child, Yes, because then you can actually get
some work done.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You can get on the top too.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
If you really get that reach the baby, just do it.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That was a TikTok click shock. Let's go to your
final TikTok click shot from a twenty year old pizza
guy in Indiana who went viral because there was a
massive snowstorm that hit his hometown and he couldn't drive
in it, so he ended up walking half a mile
in a white out blizzard condition, trudging and falling in
the snow, carrying a box of pizza.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Actually still was delivering, doing his.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Job until he finally made it and delivered the pizza
to its destination. And afterwards a cop saw him trying
to make it back, just breathless in the snow, holding
an empty pizza bag. And here was their conversation. Did
you get a good tip? Two dollars? How much was
the order? Forty dollars? Forty two dollars?
Speaker 11 (43:43):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Do better?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Folks? Brook?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
God terrible? How could the officer not arrest these people?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I didn't know you even had a house in Indiana,
Brooke two bucks. That's more than a normal a tip saw. Actually,
I'm kind of an pressed, but that is terrible.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
And you know they did it confidently. Bad tippers are confident.
They're always like, keep the change exactly.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
There's a little bit of snow on the side of
my pizza box, so.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
That's I mean, guaranteed the pizza was cold.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
The cop named Richard Craig uploaded the cliff of TikTok's
earning the pizza guy his biggest tip ever because a
GoFundMe was started to give him an actual, real tip,
and last week checked it was upwards of forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And when the pizza boy saw that, he decided to
share his thoughts.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
There are people that still see what you do that
goes unseen in your eyes, but in everyone else as
they see what happens, and there's always a community out
there for you.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That's such a great message.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Are you seriously crying?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
May be sad?
Speaker 7 (44:55):
Sad?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, because you don't think he deserves that big of
a tip. And now I get it. Those your stories
of the.
Speaker 12 (45:03):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Newbie Week rolls right along here at Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and if you don't know what I'm
talking about, we get a lot of returning players to
this segment that come back again and again and again,
but not this week. We have a rule where everybody
who's taken on Brook is a first timer, including today's player, Zach. Zach,
(45:35):
you feel special.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
I think I do.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Not totally positive, but you've listened to this segment before.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
You've just never played on the air. Correct?
Speaker 9 (45:46):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (45:47):
Okay, He's like, who are you guys?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Have you seen us before? Have you ever seen a
picture of Brooke online? What do you think that's a
normal thing for a game show? Hosts say, Jack would
ask that all the time.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Have you seen a picture of Jeffrey?
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
What do you think of jeff dude?
Speaker 11 (46:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Than the last he's playing hard? Get with me. I know,
I like it. Oh you dug, Zach. Anyway, let's send
Brooke out of the studio and then we'll get to
know you a little bit more after we get into
the game. Here, you got thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
say past. But you have to beat her out right
if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (46:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Good luck my man. Your time starts now. The actor
Christian Bale celebrates a birthday today. Is he Australian or English?
Speaker 11 (46:39):
English?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
How do you say please? In Spanish? Past? Love is
an open door? Is a song from what Disney film?
Speaker 12 (46:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
In nautical terms? What does port mean?
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Left or straight ahead? What fashion item is described as
a handbag without straps or handles?
Speaker 11 (47:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
What actor owns the company Happy Madison Productions?
Speaker 11 (47:07):
Adam Sandler?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Nice, good work, dude. Okay, Brooke is gonna questions. It's
gonna come back into the studio here and now let's
get to know a little bit more about you. It
says you are a supervisor at Oh, this writing is terrible.
Is it say costco or a casino? Okay, alright?
Speaker 8 (47:27):
I love that people always think our phone screen or
is some like fancy technology with a computer screen. But
it's just honestly, our producer scribbling down on paper and
throw it to Jeffrey in the studio.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
What's it like working at a casino?
Speaker 15 (47:38):
So we guess that come up, they need their money
because they've lost it already.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
And then they yell at us for spending all their money.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
Tip.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I always thought this.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I as a supervisor and someone wins a million dollar
jack bottom the slots, I go up and go sorry,
the machine malfunction.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Here's a steak, and then I would take the million.
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Sure, there's no laws against.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
That at all, there's no cameras.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Give it a try and report back on how that goes.
Zach Brook, It is your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (48:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Your time starts now. The actor Christian Bale celebrates a
birthday today. Is he Australian or English?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
English?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
How do you say please? In Spanish? Love is an
Open Door? Is a song from what Disney.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Film an Open Door?
Speaker 7 (48:25):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (48:26):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Brosen?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
In nautical terms, what does port mean? Right? Left or
straight ahead?
Speaker 5 (48:33):
So bad at this? Port is to the right?
Speaker 2 (48:36):
What fashion item is described as a handbag without straps
or handles?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Clutch? That was clutch?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
A okay, let's see how you guys.
Speaker 11 (48:47):
Day.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
We're going to go to the scoreboard with jose.
Speaker 12 (48:56):
Bag.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
You got three correct today?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Pretty good?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
This word Brook?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He got three and you got four?
Speaker 11 (49:06):
No?
Speaker 6 (49:07):
Wow, Rob?
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Just like at the casino?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yes, sorry about that? Zach, let's go over the answers
for everybody. The actor Christian Bale has a birthday today.
He is English, turning fifty one years old. In Spanish,
you say please with the words love is an open
door is a song from the Disney film Frozen.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah how it goes?
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Brook? Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Okay, and Zach knew that one too, so Zach, you
must have kids, right?
Speaker 12 (49:34):
No?
Speaker 11 (49:34):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's a Disney fanatic. I need to watch Frozen. Everyone
tells in nautical terms, port means left.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Ah, I never know.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I have a hard time with right and left just period.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Well, when I went to sailing school, the way that
they always would teach you is that port has four
letters in it and left has four letters on it.
Starboard is right sailing school? Yeah, yeah, because my parents
love me. Wait, okay, sorry, yours don't.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Did you not go to sailing school?
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It sucks to be you. The fashion item described as
a handbag without straps or handles is clutch, and the
actor who owns the company Happy Madison Productions is Adam.
That's right, so Zach. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke here, but just we're playing. You do
win a pair of tickets to see Creed at the
White River Amphitheater as part of their Summer of ninety
(50:21):
nine tour.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Awesome, Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
How would you review this experience?
Speaker 11 (50:28):
It was pretty fun?
Speaker 6 (50:29):
Okay, I was actually surprised.
Speaker 11 (50:31):
I got a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Surprise yourself pressed, Hey, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 11 (50:38):
All right, awesome thing.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Okay, We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same
time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (50:43):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Don't you love podcasts?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You can literally listen wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Someone left us a review.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Saying that they listen at the gym.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
So if that's you, right now, pick up the pace
and one and two and and the show is gonna
start now.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We've been giving gen Z a pretty hard time lately
on the show, spoken Jeffrey in the morning, because new
studies keep coming out that find gen Z are the
laziest generation of workers.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Did you just agree if you said we were giving
him too hard of a time.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm recapping. I'm recapping, and now this sixty one percent
admit they have no clue how to make an omelet.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Let me Young.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Adults between age eighteen to twenty eight say they need
to go out to restaurants for hot breakfasts because trying
to make it themselves is too scary and too challenging.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
I don't know how you make it an omelet and
it just makes everything, But I don't know how you
make it look like any just make a spring.
Speaker 8 (00:58):
I have the right reading, Well this track scrambles are
more delicious and an omelet. Let's be honest, they're always overcooked.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're talking about gen zers today. Broke remember three out
of five of them don't know what goes in the pan. First,
the eggs are the cheese.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
The cheese is never cheese. Out of money for extra
stuff like that cheese in the same category as butter
for you.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah, and she actually only eats the fake cheese, the
powder stuff that comes out.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Of the macaron. A resounding sixty eight percent of gen
Z said simply taking this survey was so stressful they
planned to go out to eat after it was over
in order to relax and calm their anxiety. It doesn't
have to be this way. For just nine hundred and
seventy eight dollars a week, you can pay for one
(01:48):
gen Zer to eat every meal out at an upscale
restaurant so that they don't have to live in constant
fear of heating up food on their own.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's so sweet a.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Week. Find it in your heart, feed the Vibes, fund
their fries, sponsor a gen Z today. The one thing
that we can offer to all of gen Z for
totally free is our shock collar Question of the day.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yay, I text my friends how much I don't like that?
Speaker 9 (02:21):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You don't even have to heat it up yourself. Digital
Jake will do all of the work for you. Let's
go on this day.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
In two thousand and nine, the movie Taken, starring Liam
Neeson debuted in theaters.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Will Find You and I Would Get You.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
It was so huge it would become its own film
franchise right after. But ever since then, Liam Neeson's always
seemed to get cast in some similar roles. You know,
he's the quiet, unassuming old guy with a shockingly elite
set of combat skills. Yeah, you can't ask for this,
but you force his hand and now everyone's going to
be in trouble for it?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Is that not like your grandpa Jake?
Speaker 11 (02:56):
Oh not at all.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
And it's not just sequels have taken, but other similar
types of stories featuring an average elderly man out for
vengeance after his Uber Eats order gets stolen off his
front porch. So that's why today we're doing a special
zero piece in Liam Neeson Films edition of twenty of twenty. Wow,
(03:20):
you say at number one through twenty, I'll give you
the title of a movie and a brief synopsis. You
just have to tell me. Is that a real Liam
Neeson movie? Or did I just make it up?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Do you even give it us a title.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Yeah, okay, we'll start with the woman who needs some
Starbucks right now. That's Alexis Starbucks, Alexis. I need a
number from you, too, Alexis. Your movie title is The
Pasta Code. Liam Neeson stars as a retired chef turned
detective unraveling a global conspiracy hidden in secret pasta recipes.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that real? Or did I make it up?
Speaker 12 (03:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Good Da Vinci's Code spinoff.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think it's pretty exalting.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
We just talk about how gen Z has a fear
of cookiing and that's what you make me.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Are you trying to trigger me, Jake?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, He's like, don't try.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Is not real, Alexis says, The Pasta Code is made up.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
It is.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Brook coming a number from you.
Speaker 12 (04:18):
Eight.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Your movie title is The Gray Stranded in the Alaskan Wilderness,
Nisan battles wolves and the elements using his smarts and
a few big sticks in this intense survival drama that
lasts way longer than it should. Is that real or
did I make that up?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Personal opinion?
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Or three and a half hour movie.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Then I remember watching some sort of like Wolf Tundra
Frozen Tundra movie and faking what is going on?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I do you remember him in a movie?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I think it's real.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
Brook says, the gray is real. It is too Jose,
how a number?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
All right, let's go twelve.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
We're talking Liam Neeson movies, real or fake? And Jose
your movie title is The Train Whisperer. When trains start
mysteriously derailing across Europe, Nissan discovers he's the only one
who can hear their cries for help and must stop
a saboteur. Is that real? Or did I make that up?
Speaker 12 (05:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You know I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Is true, Jay, Jose said The Train whisper It's real.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It is, yeah, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
Trains are pretty loud. You probably gotta yell at them.
That's Jeffrey. We're on to you. I need a number.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Twenty.
Speaker 10 (05:38):
Your movie title is Revenge Never Rests. A vengeful insomniac
hunts down nightmares one scream at a time. Eventually he
realizes one scream sounds familiar. It's his own. Did I
make it up?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Dude? And then he has to take revenge against himself.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Maybe I will find me.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yeah, it's like kind of like one of those multiverse
Maybe that's how the first one ends.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, sequel, Oh yeah, I don't know if you Insomnia
Revenge doesn't sound very palpable. I'm gonna say it's not.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Real, jeff said, Revenge and Never Rests is made up.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
It is all right.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
We're back to Alexis. Need a number, Alexis, Your movie
title is Taken four, the last movie in the Taken franchise?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Is that real?
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Did I make that up?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How many Taken movies are there?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I thought there was only three, but I mean them
when I say it's not real, there's only three.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Alexis says, Taken four is made up?
Speaker 11 (06:35):
It is.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
We did stop at Taking three in twenty fourteen. Brook
it's your turn now seventeen. Your movie is Cold Pursuit.
It's a story about a snowplow driver taking down an
entire drug cartel because you never know who you're gonna
run into in the snow? Is that real? Did I
make that up?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I willlways say it is real because I it to be.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's going in a slow ass snowplow.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Brooks said, Cold Pursuit is real. It is, Jeffrey, We're
bringing it down to sudden depth to you. If you
get this right, you win if you get it wrong.
The ladies win.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I need a number number four.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Your movie is call Waiting. When a cursed phone keeps ringing,
Nissan must answer or everyone dies? Is that real? Or
did I make that up?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So it's like an hour and a half of this
phone just ringing, and he's like, I don't know, talking
about stressor for gen Z, should I pick it up?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Maybe he's on the phone and there's a call in
the other line and he has to answer that one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Too, with his TV provider waiting to get service. I'm
gonna go out on a limb and say, this is
a real movie, Jake Jeffery said, Call.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Waiting is real.
Speaker 12 (07:55):
It is.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
The ladies have won the Liamnese edition of blenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
All right, the girls get to choose who get shocked today.
They're gonna be singing bad Guy by Billy Eilis. Who's
it gonna be?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Can we do a dual shock?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Maybe make a decision.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So you're a tough guy, like you're really rough guy,
just can't kid enough?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That is your shock collar question.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Of the day Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
On this show, we love hearing a good revenge story.
That's true, especially if it happens at your workplace. Yeah,
we get all excited, we bust out the popcorn, we
stop clapping, doing chance like our E V E n
G E get revenge, so evil, le go Carol Go, Carol.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
But today we all agreed that one of our listeners
maybe went too far when a customer, Karen, pushed him
to the brink at his coffee shop. You're gonna hear
why we were like, I don't know about that. In
a brand new mass speaker coming up right.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Now, confession I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mouse speaker Texas seven eight five nine to two says
I recently bought a secondhand child car seat just so
my mcflurries will be safe and secure for the rides home.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That is nice.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Buckle them in, make sure they're facing backwards.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I've heard of a dog dad before. About a
mcflurry dad, that's a new one to me. We do
support safety on this show, though, which is why we
disguise our listeners' voices so they can safely share their
secrets right here on the mass speaker. And we've got
a guy who's chosen to go by the fake name Nick. Today, Nick,
you're feeling safe and secured. Do you need us to
(09:54):
tighten your straps? You feel buckled in?
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Oh yeah, no, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling tafe.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Okay, awesome, we're happy you are locked in. The voice
changer is on and you're the mass speaker. So whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
Oh well, it was a few years back. I got
a job at Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh that's awesome everything to work for.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Everyone who I've ever known work for Starbucks, whether it's
at corporate or it's in one of the coffee shops,
has loved it.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Nice benefits, Yeah company.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, I wish I could keep that streak going for you.
But why well, on my first day they warned me
about one regular, the person that came in a lot
and nobody liked.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What was her name? Alexis.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I works coffee, so I know how to dream.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Okay, she knows all.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Affair. Well was this woman's deal?
Speaker 11 (10:51):
But let's just call her Karen.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Okay, we're going to start right off the bat with that.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Maybe mega Karen.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
What'd she do? What was she like?
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Well, she was like in her forties and she was
so loud and so rude. She'd come in every day
and she would try to hurry us to get her
order completed.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Is it like her one power trip of the day
or something. Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
This is why she came to Starbucks, just so she
could abuse people. And she made the other customers feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, even that.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Energy coming in right, you know, she's getting decap all
the time.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, or maybe that's the problem, Like she wasn't ready
until she got her morning coffee, that's all. Yeah, I'm
sure after she had her coffee she was just a
total sweetheart.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
One sip and she's like, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was I being rude?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Oh yeah? The caffeine, if anything, made her worse.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
God.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
So how'd you guys deal with it?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Well, a few months after I started working there, she
came in one morning and she really blew her top.
She caused her real seed more than usual.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
It's like, oh, can't you get these people kicked out?
You know, like just booted. But it star Wars. They
don't need a customer.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Anyway. So this one morning she came in and she
ordered her drink and before we even made it for her,
she started complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Shut lady, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I can hear it. The steam is isn't hot enough.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Right, she was just looking for something to go wrong. Yeah,
And as soon as she got it, we finally served
it up for her. She accidentally spilled it all over
the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Quotations around accidentally. Probably does she do that?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
She could get a free drink, yeah, exactly, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Oh yeah, that was the expectation, and then she demanded
something completely different. She ordered something else.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Oh okay, it so what'd you do? Did you get revenge?
That's what I want to hear.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Well. The replacement she ordered was she wanted a frappuccino,
and then she went to the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Bathroom, okay, just to wait for it.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
So I decided to switch it up. Instead of the
almond milk that she requested, I made it with regular
whole milk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I don't know if she's I mean, I know she's
a terrible personal word, she's allergic.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Might be terrible, kill her. Okay, So she gets out
of the bathroom, comes to the counter, gets her drink,
doesn't say thank you, She has a few SIPs, and
she leaves.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
She doesn't notice. Yeah or she leaves to go find
another bathroom. I've had two SIPs of cow milk.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Well, five hours later we got a phone call from her,
and she was a little curious. She was calling us
from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh dude, you were wrong.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
This was going to be a funny revenge.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
It gets funnier, believe me.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Wait, is she allergic?
Speaker 11 (14:11):
So Karen says she got into a car accident because
she was rushing to try to get to a bathroom.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Oh my god, I didn't ever think I could feel
bad for an awful person.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
Oh no, Later later we found out she was lying.
She wasn't injured.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What she was just wanting you to pay.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Was she in the hospital though.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
The problem was she soiled her pants while she was
speeding to get to the exit.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh my god, why did she go to the hospital?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
She did?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
She was never at okay, So she was making up
an injury to try and get you to like you
sent me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
To the hospital, when really she just pop.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Okay, thanks for spelling it out for me.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
It was totally a lie. She just made it up
to get back at us.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
A terrible wow.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
This kind of angry you okay?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Plenty of starbucks switch.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I mean there should be.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
That was the last time we ever saw her. She
never came.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Wow, she's probably threatened us to another star.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, looking back on what you did, how do you
feel about it? Do you feel any guilt, any remorse?
Or is it totally like a victory for you?
Speaker 11 (15:22):
No? I feel happy. I'm glad she was sick. Even
more happy that Karma took over to this lady and
got what she deserved.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Karma or Dairy. Hey, I'm glad that you got your revenge, dude.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
But it's funny that you master your voice because it
does sound like you tell this story.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 12 (15:56):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Today, a pharmacy just wanted us to prank her co worker.
And according to her email, this woman is a little
uptight and work's been crazy lately where she's had to
do multiple double shifts and overtime.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
So's Yeah, she just put out.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
With a lot of unreasonable customers, so she might already
be at her limit. By the time Jose calls. If not,
he's going to attempt to push her over the edge
in your phone. Tap right now, another.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
Twenty pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
This is petrees Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I need help finding a medication please, okay?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Can I get your name and birthday?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
My name is Alex Reeser Research.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Can you spell that please?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
R ee ss and sam.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
E r e r.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Okay, got it. How's your day going so far?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, could be.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know, a little bete, but I'm sure you hear.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
That all the time.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Can I get your birthday?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Prince?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh sure, April twelfth, nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
Oh okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know I may not be in your system.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't think I've ever been to your pharmacy.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Uh huh yeah, because the name and the birthday, don't.
I don't have anybody with that birthday.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
With that name.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
H see.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I figured, well, they told me to call you guys.
I just got out of a hospital. Oh yeah, I
did a bunch of blood tests. I was feeling awful
for a few days, and it came back positive.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
For the French flu.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Flu.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
So they said you got to go to a pharmacy
and they can help you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You're the closest to me.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I've never heard of that. So you know for me
to help you, I need a prescription.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Well hold, the doctor said it wasn't too bad, but
then I had to get an opinion from a second
doc d R and zach Doc Daar was not sure
what they prescribed to me.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
So can you hear it? It's happening into my voice?
Speaker 9 (17:59):
No, I hear an accent. But how how am I
supposed to help you?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Don't?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I do not know that is your job.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It is in voluntearity is a French flu? Said, Why you're.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Telling me you got diagnosed with something called the French
flu and now you're putting on a French accent?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Mademoiselle, are you suggestings that I am making this up?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I'm not suggesting anything. If you want help from us,
you're gonna have to give me your doctor, your hospital.
I can call it into them if you want, or
have them call it into me. But that's what we
have to do.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I went to Prince Hospital and doctor Augustus to the exam.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's a viral pathogen specialist.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Okay, well, now your voice is normal.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
See that's what I'm saying. Like it could get bettel,
it could get much wole. Else it is up, it
is down. One day I'm eating an ambalgaal. Now I
am eatings at frog legs.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
MoMA, me, I just stop.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
I have a lot of prescriptions to fill. I'm very
busy here in this pharmacy. My coworker has a day off.
I have to handle a lot here, so I have
to go.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay, No, I am not in the mood. I am
not trying to mess with you at all. I don't
want to keep you on the phone longer than you
should be, cause this is like a nightmail for me.
I'm smoking cigarettes every day looking at.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Me for is online and I hate it. It's I
do not want to be like this.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Really you think I'm making this up?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Well, you want me to believe that a real doctor
diagnosed you with the French flu that makes you go
in and out of a French accident.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
You really want me to believe.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That theted me.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I do not know what do you want me to
tell you?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
It sounds cartoonish, It doesn't even sound real.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I am telling you this is a real thing.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
My brother even caught it too, so you can't act
like I'm lying.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I am in agony. I see did you hear him?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's my brother.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
So now you have a partner doing this.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's contagious.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He got it for me. You're a pharmacist. You should
know how.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I'm LENI don't care.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
This is made up. I'm hanging up now, and please
don't call back.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh I could tell that you are is the only
smart America and you news the whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
This is a phone called said too long.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
With me today?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yes, she says, she feels like everyone's getting the flu
right now, even her. But not the French flu.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Not the bad accent French flu either.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Come on, you know it sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I know you want to do the.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Accent deep down to get it out of your system.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Come out you you got me beat. There's no way
I could measure up.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, just say the.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Word hamburger for me. She's got the flu.
Speaker 12 (20:52):
Wake Up Every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
If you're a long time fan of our second dates
on this show, and you might remember we did one
from Halloween about a year and a half ago ago
with a woman dressed as Barbie who met a guy
dressed as Ken. We have been asking for an update
for a long time from them, and now we finally
(21:20):
have it. We're gonna find out after you hear the
original we have got him back for a very special
update update that's coming up right after this second date.
Speaker 11 (21:32):
Update Date.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We've got a returning listener to the show. His name
is Jeremy, and you may remember he was on a
second date a while back that we called order in
the court because Jeremy and his date were both in
the true crime So for their outing together, they went
to a courthouse and sat in on a live trial.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Which was not as exciting as they had yelped.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, what Jeremy's date didn't know is that he's actually
been there before multiple times and showed her all the
different courtrooms that he's been in facing previous criminal charges. Yeah,
but to be fair, he was never convicted of any
of them, and he's a totally reformed man now learned
his lesson to never ever wind up back there, and
(22:18):
now he's back once again on our show. Jare Bear
Good to have you back on again.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
How you been I've been, Well, you've.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Been a freeman, right, Jeremy.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Sure, sure, free man.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah yeah, so this time you did not go to
the courthouse again. Where'd you take her out?
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Well?
Speaker 11 (22:41):
I didn't take out anyone.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
I met someone at like a Barbie themed Halloween party.
It was cool, like everyone was dressed as someone from
the Barbie universe.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
I went athlete.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Kens okay, okay, And I.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Knew there'd be a lot of Kens, but there was
like little thirty Kens there.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Oh well, it's not like everyone's gonna dress as Alan okay. Yeah,
that would be a hard costume to get through a
doorway for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
So the party's pretty cool.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
They got pink everything, pink punch, pink eminem They.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Have a pink corvette and they parked it outside so
people could take pictures.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Do that is dope? Is this is this like friends
that are throwing this is that? How you know these people?
Speaker 14 (23:30):
I was invited by a mutual friend, but I'd never
met this girl before. So they had this like Barbie box,
like a fake one.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Oh yeah, where you can take all the pictures in
cool movie theaters.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Right, So there's this girl.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Her name's Jackie, and she was dressed as sleepover Barbie.
So she's in like silk pajamas.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 14 (23:50):
So I just I don't know her at all. She's
inside the Barbie box. And then she shouted like, hey,
I need a Ken to come take a picture with me.
So like I just jumped in and we did like
this photo shoot and then we started hitting it off.
You know, it's pretty close for her. We're dancing and
because of all the pink punch, you know, got a
little sloppy.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
But.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Okay, really, you know, just just make it out a
little bit, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
I mean a Barbie party is prime for that, right.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, I thought Barbie doesn't kiss Ken.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Barbie does whatever Barbie wants.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And if she wants to kiss, Barbie's world, Barbie's rules.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Barbie has a great day every day.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, okay, you're hitting it off with Jackie the sleepover Barbie, right.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And then we go and we sit in the pink
Corvette and we just like relax, talk about life.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
And it gets deep.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Punk's going really well, and I'm trying really hard to
not ask her for a sleepover. And even though she's
dressed for it. One of her friends, probably nosy Barbie,
came out and said, oh, there you are, come inside,
and then she pulled Jackie back in the party.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Over protective Barbie.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, so I mean, did you go and take her
back grab her arms?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I would hope he just got her number or something.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right, I did get her number, Okay.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
It was kind of like a Cinderella kind of thing
because I.
Speaker 14 (25:21):
Sent her some texts and told her how much fun
it was, how I wanted to steer again, and.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Then nothing really Yeah, and it's like you didn't even
overstep your bounds, like you didn't expect anything from her.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Did make a sleepover joke?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah? And how long ago was this party?
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
This is just last weekend?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Okay, but it's like if you miss your like momentum
after like a party made up?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But at the same time, I feel like kenon Barbie,
like this is pretty much the most that they do
in their relationship, right kiss. They kiss in the Corvette,
and that's where it ends.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's only because they don't have the parts to make.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Its like yeah each other, Jeremy, you have the parts, right,
I got the good parts. Let's try to make sure
we put them to use when we do our second
date up Let's not expect that, Okay.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah, I'd like to go on a real date with
her and we don't have to wear it.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Okay, Yeah, in the real world, not Barbie universe.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yes, well, let's try and get you a real date here.
When we come back, we'll call Jackie for you and
try and get you hooked up with her. Right after
this second Date update.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
You're in the middle of a second Date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's been all Barbie so far in the.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Second Date updates, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Our listener, Jeremy went to a Barbie themed Halloween party
where he met a girl named Jackie dressed as Sleepover
Barbie and they did a quick photo shoot together, drank
some pink, punched, kissed a little, and then had a
heart to heart outside in the pink Corvette for a while.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Oh my god, it is seriously like out of the movie.
It's the way you describe.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It, basically broken Alexis's dream.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
It really is for sure for me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't know the world as well as they do.
It is interesting that there wasn't a real date out
of this. It was just more of like an hour long,
sloppy Halloween makeout set.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I mean, that's what happens at Halloween parties.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
But it's perfect. He did get the girl's number, And
the thing is maybe that was just drunk Barbie given
out her number and not sleepover Barbie.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
It's it's hard on Halloween to meet somebody because it's
like everybody's playing pretend.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
It doesn't feel real.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
You know, like maybe she didn't have the same hopes
as you did for a future hangout.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, do we all agree cheating doesn't count on Halloween.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
She just means like this guy could be just like
a fun story.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's like, oh yeah, that one, yea.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Do you feel like that could be the case, Jeremy,
where maybe she didn't take it very seriously.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I mean, now that you say it like that, that
makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Okay, But you know what, here's here's where we come in.
We're gonna convince her that there's more to the story.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
I wouldn't call in if I didn't feel strongly about.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It, spoken like a true ken. There here we go.
I'm gonna call Jackie. We'll see if she answers, and
we'll get your second date update here. Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Oh my god, I'm just Kenn's now stuck in my heart.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
There we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Jackie.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
This is Jackie. Who is this?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hey Jackie. We're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Hey Jackie.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Wow, Hie, we're all here.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Man, Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Okay, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That's one of the best reactions we've gotten from.
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
This is something we do call the second date Update,
and we're trying to help one of our listeners get
in touch with you again after you guys hung out
at a Barbie themed Halloween party. It's a guy named Jeremy.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
He was dressed as athlete kid.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh, your your voice went down at the end there.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
What happened, Well, we had a really good connection.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Oh he felt the same way.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
I mean, you haven't returned to any of his texts
or calls or anything.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Is there a reason?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Well, you know, tracksuit kin kind of kind of turned
into playboy kin o that. So I was talking to
my girlfriend and we're talking about oh, my god, I
think is so great. And I'm like, yeah, that's like
this trek suit kin and.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
He was so cute.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
We were in the pink carbet and she's like, when
was this like in the car that Oh my god,
I want to see what he looks like. So he's like,
let's pull up the ring camera videos. Yeah, actually smart,
So like all of us got together like popcorn pop
tarts were looking at this video. Okay, like, oh my god,
(30:16):
he's like really cute. Oh my god, you're breaking.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Out like this is that's so funny?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah, what was this creepy?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh god, you're going to second base In the video.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
It's dark, it's not like you could see like you know,
everything in the ring camera.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
So we see my friend come out and like grab
me and we leave, and then we see this skipper
who's Skipper.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Skipper is Barbie's ould sister.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Her little sister.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Sorry, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You make it clearer for me. I know all the
girls understand, but get with it.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Yeah. So I was.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I went back into the place, was talking to like
my girlfriends and Skipper was there and I was like,
oh my god, he's so cute, Like he says, your
r kiss her. So that's same skipper we see walks
to the car that and starts talking to him.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Okay, so now you're seeing on the ring camera your
Ken talking to Skipper.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And she gets in the car and they're like talking
and laughing, and all of a sudden, she just scoops
over and they start making out.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
I mean, okay, I know it sucks that you saw
on a ring camera, but like it's a party. I
don't know, I've kissed two different people at one party before.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You know, right after your friend kissed them.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
She's friends with Skipper.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I mean, the problem is I'm guessing that you didn't
like seeing him kiss another girl when he said he
was interested in you.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I mean yeah, like I was shocked. I just I
gave him my phone number and I he was interested
in me.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
But like, look, hey, I just got to say I
am very interested in you.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
And now it's now it's interrupting Ken.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Well, I gotta set the record straight, like hold.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
On, hold on, man, we have to let Jackie know
that is what's his real name, Jeremy Kens. Jeremy has
been listening to this call.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
This is a really voyeuristic one, like he's listening in
she's watching the video.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Sorry, that's how these calls work.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Look, it didn't mean anything. It was good punch. It
was stronger than I thought.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
So the punch is not alcohol.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
I think you should probably come in Jermy with an apology,
like I'm so sorry you saw that or something.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
I am sorry.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I didn't intend to hurt you, but I mean he
kind of just like left me out there alone.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Okay, it's kind of apology, is it. I left you
out there alone? What are you a child?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
What are you five?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Maybe he took off in the middle of the right,
so I'm sorry that Skipper took advantage.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
It sounds like you're good in mojo dojo cossa house, Ken,
is what you're getting.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
A yeah, okay, Like Jackie, you shouldn't be mad at me,
you should be mad at her.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
I'm mad at both of you. Ken would never do
this to Barbie.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Well that's not true, sir.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Look, I just truly believe that you and I had
a connection, right, That's why I called the station and
then called Skipper or whoever, like, I'm interested in you.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So true.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Let's go party.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Got away from parties right now, Ken, those are what got.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You in trouble.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
But he does have a point, and he just.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Kissed her, Jackie, it's not like, right.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
That's all that happened.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yeah, I get that, but the camera does not lie.
They were getting it in like he was capressing her neck,
grabbing her hair.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
I understand that that's probably hard to unsee.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
And please stop describing it because you're getting Jose all
kinds of excited over here and it's creating an issue
in the studio. But the bottom line is, Jackie, that
Jeremy has no interest in Skipper or whoever that girl is.
That was a total mistake. He would even admit that,
and he would like to see you again one more time.
We'd like to send you out one more time to
(34:44):
the beach, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
I mean, but what if a Skipper shows up and
he just like runs off into the sunset with Skipper.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's the perfect test.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
She's like your real sister or anything.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Right, So now I need to be aware of my
own family members with you.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That's a big We need an answer from you, Jackie.
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
One date?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Okay, as long as we're not drinking and you're sober
and you know it's me. You're not kissing other people.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I don't think he ever thought it wasn't you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's a yes with a long list of stipulations. Congratulations,
Jeremy should be.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Hey, yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That call was from back in twenty twenty three. Diehards
of the show might remember it, but now over a
year later, we finally are going to get an update
from Jeremy and Jackie.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
It's been like a year and a half, although.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I only see one phone line active. Jackie Jeremy, Are
you both on the same line?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
No, No, it's just Jackie.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh oh Jackie.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Wait, please don't tell me that the update is seen
him in a year and a half.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Well, I mean we dated a while, Okay, like a year.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh oh wow, it's not serious.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
I mean, as you guys know, our big drama was
that party he made out with Barbie's sister mean.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Skipper, Skipper, Skipper, did you dirty?
Speaker 14 (36:22):
I mean I thought that was bad.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
This last Thanksgiving he made out with my actual sister shot.
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
That is so terrible.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Both of them know too.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
So he's into sisters and I'm not into him.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Oh man, please don't tell me he's now dating your sister.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
No, they're not.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Dating, thank god.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
But it was so weird.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh weird?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry I couldn't have a happier
update for you guys.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Do you want to try to get him? Mix something up?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
I don't want Barbie's life to go this way.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Oh, she's a strong independent woman though she don't need no.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Man, we all made a kenemy today, so oh no.
We'll keep us updated on what happens going forward in
your dating life, Jackie. We just we wish the.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Best you guys.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Second date update, Hopefully we'll do a better job.
Speaker 12 (37:27):
Yeah, freak in the morning.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Do you remember what's the weirdest thing you kept in
your middle school locker?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Well, a mom is going viral after sharing the bizarre
stuff her twelve year old son apparently keeps in his.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Oh god, why do I feel like it smells bad?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Plus, a guy in a Texas snowstorm was desperate for
more clicks, but thanks to his antics, he got a
visit from the local sheriff instead. And finally, America's newest
hero is no surprise, a pizza delivery boy. Oh yes,
and once you hear the audio, you're gonna love him too.
It's coming up in a brand.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's happening right now. Chinese New Year just happened, and
it's the Year of the Snake. Yeah, but in America,
I think we can all agree it's the year.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Of Woo TikTok click shot, zack suck at snakes.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
you here. First, TikTok Click Shock, which is from a
TikTok mom named Megan Blankenship who goes by Mama Meg's
two g's, two Z's all right, And even though she's
only got a little over fifty thousand followers, she had
(38:45):
a video go viral with three point two million after
showcasing all the weird stuff that was in her twelve
year old son's locker.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
At school wild Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
The reason why she's even going through his locker is
the school actually called her saying she had to come
and bring a trash bag because he couldn't physically close
it anymore. It was overflowing with junks.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I remember, don't you remember, Like you'd walk down the hall,
there'd be the one locker that literally didn't shut, that
had like paymos coming out from underneath the bottom.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
And at the start of the year, you're like, I'm
going to keep this so organized and so like clean,
and then a week later it's totally trash. Here is
the clip of the mom sharing what she found inside
the locker.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I had to show you, guys what was in his
locker because if I did not film it, I feel
like nobody would believe me.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
He's twelve.
Speaker 10 (39:42):
After we get past the clothes, we have not one,
but two TV remotes.
Speaker 13 (39:49):
A rotten apple had set.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
My personal favorite reason why I'm making this video.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
Why do you have this in your locker? It's I
see that.
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Yeah, are you ever wondering when it's like raising middle
schoolers boys?
Speaker 11 (40:16):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Maybe you didn't hear and you can't see this, but
my hosts are looking at a photo of it right now,
because in the video she holds up a framed picture
of Nicholas Cage that's been photoshopped with a green face
and Shrek ears. So middle schoolers apparently think Nicholas Cage
Shrek is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Wow, the frame is like an ornate gold frame.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, you're just wondering what thrift shop you bought the frame.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Despite the locker, the guy's got esthetic broke.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You're gonna have one in a few years, so lucky
you better buy a nice frame for it so you
can put it up in Nora's room. Teach you everyone
got out of that was a TikTok click shock here
next click shot is a little bit controversial because a
twenty five year old guy in Texas wanted to get
some clicks. Okay, good decisions always happened from that. So
(41:10):
when it snowed in his area, he had his wife
take a video of him cleaning off his car windshield
using his three month old baby.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Wait, what have you guys seen this?
Speaker 12 (41:20):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
What his video?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (41:23):
Instead of an ice scraper or brew, he is, Okay,
there's the baby.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Luckily it's in a coat. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So social media went wild about it. Some thought it
was hilarious. Others were less amuse, saying you did not
just do that with your baby.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
People like, because I'm going to try to use my
ten year old some snow angels. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
One interested party was the local Texas Police department, who
saw the TikTok and paid a visit to the man.
So here's Chief Tim Derizo talking about the controversial video.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
It's the same situation. You know.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I know a lot of people go to social media
and they're looking for clicks.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well, this is not It's not.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
A deal where you should put a baby on a windshield.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Now, keep in mind, authorities did check on the baby
and it's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
I mean, it was two seconds too. I I mean,
I'm not a parent. We're saying it's a good thing,
but it wasn't like you left the.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Baby outside and the car's not driving down the road actively.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
It's a park backing this up. It's a three month
old child.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
But it's a joke. There's a lot of people are
saying the police are really over blowing this. Are they
my algorithms?
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Just girls using their lip gloss to scrape your window?
To stick with that, I understand credit card. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
If I'm a cop and people are paying attention to
this stuff, you have to make an example out of
the guy because you don't want to see a new
wave of baby windshield wiper copycats all over the city.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Would have been better if they attach the ice scraper
to the child, Yes, because then you can actually get
some work done.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You can get on the top too.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
If you really get that reach the baby, just do it.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That was a TikTok click shock. Let's go to your
final TikTok click shot from a twenty year old pizza
guy in Indiana who went viral because there was a
massive snowstorm that hit his hometown and he couldn't drive
in it, so he ended up walking half a mile
in a white out blizzard condition, trudging and falling in
the snow, carrying a box of pizza.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Actually still was delivering, doing his.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Job until he finally made it and delivered the pizza
to its destination. And afterwards a cop saw him trying
to make it back, just breathless in the snow, holding
an empty pizza bag. And here was their conversation. Did
you get a good tip? Two dollars? How much was
the order? Forty dollars? Forty two dollars?
Speaker 11 (43:43):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Do better?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Folks? Brook?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
God terrible? How could the officer not arrest these people?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I didn't know you even had a house in Indiana,
Brooke two bucks. That's more than a normal a tip saw. Actually,
I'm kind of an pressed, but that is terrible.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
And you know they did it confidently. Bad tippers are confident.
They're always like, keep the change exactly.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
There's a little bit of snow on the side of
my pizza box, so.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
That's I mean, guaranteed the pizza was cold.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
The cop named Richard Craig uploaded the cliff of TikTok's
earning the pizza guy his biggest tip ever because a
GoFundMe was started to give him an actual, real tip,
and last week checked it was upwards of forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And when the pizza boy saw that, he decided to
share his thoughts.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
There are people that still see what you do that
goes unseen in your eyes, but in everyone else as
they see what happens, and there's always a community out
there for you.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That's such a great message.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Are you seriously crying?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
May be sad?
Speaker 7 (44:55):
Sad?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, because you don't think he deserves that big of
a tip. And now I get it. Those your stories
of the.
Speaker 12 (45:03):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Newbie Week rolls right along here at Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and if you don't know what I'm
talking about, we get a lot of returning players to
this segment that come back again and again and again,
but not this week. We have a rule where everybody
who's taken on Brook is a first timer, including today's player, Zach. Zach,
(45:35):
you feel special.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
I think I do.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Not totally positive, but you've listened to this segment before.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
You've just never played on the air. Correct?
Speaker 9 (45:46):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (45:47):
Okay, He's like, who are you guys?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Have you seen us before? Have you ever seen a
picture of Brooke online? What do you think that's a
normal thing for a game show? Hosts say, Jack would
ask that all the time.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Have you seen a picture of Jeffrey?
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
What do you think of jeff dude?
Speaker 11 (46:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Than the last he's playing hard? Get with me. I know,
I like it. Oh you dug, Zach. Anyway, let's send
Brooke out of the studio and then we'll get to
know you a little bit more after we get into
the game. Here, you got thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
say past. But you have to beat her out right
if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (46:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Good luck my man. Your time starts now. The actor
Christian Bale celebrates a birthday today. Is he Australian or English?
Speaker 11 (46:39):
English?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
How do you say please? In Spanish? Past? Love is
an open door? Is a song from what Disney film?
Speaker 12 (46:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
In nautical terms? What does port mean?
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Left or straight ahead? What fashion item is described as
a handbag without straps or handles?
Speaker 11 (47:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
What actor owns the company Happy Madison Productions?
Speaker 11 (47:07):
Adam Sandler?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Nice, good work, dude. Okay, Brooke is gonna questions. It's
gonna come back into the studio here and now let's
get to know a little bit more about you. It
says you are a supervisor at Oh, this writing is terrible.
Is it say costco or a casino? Okay, alright?
Speaker 8 (47:27):
I love that people always think our phone screen or
is some like fancy technology with a computer screen. But
it's just honestly, our producer scribbling down on paper and
throw it to Jeffrey in the studio.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
What's it like working at a casino?
Speaker 15 (47:38):
So we guess that come up, they need their money
because they've lost it already.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
And then they yell at us for spending all their money.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
Tip.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I always thought this.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I as a supervisor and someone wins a million dollar
jack bottom the slots, I go up and go sorry,
the machine malfunction.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Here's a steak, and then I would take the million.
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Sure, there's no laws against.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
That at all, there's no cameras.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Give it a try and report back on how that goes.
Zach Brook, It is your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (48:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Your time starts now. The actor Christian Bale celebrates a
birthday today. Is he Australian or English?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
English?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
How do you say please? In Spanish? Love is an
Open Door? Is a song from what Disney.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Film an Open Door?
Speaker 7 (48:25):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (48:26):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Brosen?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
In nautical terms, what does port mean? Right? Left or
straight ahead?
Speaker 5 (48:33):
So bad at this? Port is to the right?
Speaker 2 (48:36):
What fashion item is described as a handbag without straps
or handles?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Clutch? That was clutch?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
A okay, let's see how you guys.
Speaker 11 (48:47):
Day.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
We're going to go to the scoreboard with jose.
Speaker 12 (48:56):
Bag.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
You got three correct today?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Pretty good?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
This word Brook?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He got three and you got four?
Speaker 11 (49:06):
No?
Speaker 6 (49:07):
Wow, Rob?
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Just like at the casino?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yes, sorry about that? Zach, let's go over the answers
for everybody. The actor Christian Bale has a birthday today.
He is English, turning fifty one years old. In Spanish,
you say please with the words love is an open
door is a song from the Disney film Frozen.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah how it goes?
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Brook? Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Okay, and Zach knew that one too, so Zach, you
must have kids, right?
Speaker 12 (49:34):
No?
Speaker 11 (49:34):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's a Disney fanatic. I need to watch Frozen. Everyone
tells in nautical terms, port means left.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Ah, I never know.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I have a hard time with right and left just period.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Well, when I went to sailing school, the way that
they always would teach you is that port has four
letters in it and left has four letters on it.
Starboard is right sailing school? Yeah, yeah, because my parents
love me. Wait, okay, sorry, yours don't.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Did you not go to sailing school?
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It sucks to be you. The fashion item described as
a handbag without straps or handles is clutch, and the
actor who owns the company Happy Madison Productions is Adam.
That's right, so Zach. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke here, but just we're playing. You do
win a pair of tickets to see Creed at the
White River Amphitheater as part of their Summer of ninety
(50:21):
nine tour.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Awesome, Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
How would you review this experience?
Speaker 11 (50:28):
It was pretty fun?
Speaker 6 (50:29):
Okay, I was actually surprised.
Speaker 11 (50:31):
I got a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Surprise yourself pressed, Hey, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 11 (50:38):
All right, awesome thing.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Okay, We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same
time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (50:43):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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