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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the podcast, and I just want to
say very importantly Happy Veterans Day. Yes, yeah, thank you
all of our veterans out there, including my dad.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's up there, shout out.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We do have some new content today in the podcast,
so we hope you enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
There's also some classics mixed in, so enjoy.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
The show and we'll be back with a fall brand
new show tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Get your passports out because we're going international. For our
Hero of the Week, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
This sweek's hero is a bank in the Chinese province
of Shandong.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, the whole bank.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The whole bank. The other day a woman came in
asking to transfer money out of her dad's bank account
so they could pay his medical bills. Oh but the
bank told him, well, we can't transfer money from your
dad's account unless he's here to approve that. And the
daughter explained, well, no, he's in the hospital right now.

(00:58):
He's severely ill. He can't even move. There's no way
you could come here. And the bank said, sorry, we
don't really know that you're his daughter and that he's
actually sick and really wants this.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I feel like, this is something.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That would totally have it in an American bank. You
know how hard it is to even get your costco
membership trains.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They passed, and.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So the daughter offered a video chat with her dad,
and the bank said, no, videos aren't trustworthy. Could be
a deep fake or a panda dressed in a dad costume.
We don't know it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Actually could be she could be get any dude and
be like, this is my dad, Like, it could be
somebody pretending.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
So they said, we need in person confirmation from your
so called sick father. They even suggested you could bring
him here in an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm loving the empathy is alive in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, yes, but the hospitals don't allow patients to use
their ambulances for bank runs.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
A money to pay for the ambush, So.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
The daughter had no choice but to go to the hospital,
take her dad off his medical devices, and physically push
his entire hospital bed down the street into the bank
to prove his identity, which is why this picture is
going viral today, the picture that's her pushing the hospital bed.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Into the bank, into the bank.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Do you feel sheepish if you're the bank employee at
that point, this is not a good look.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Maybe you're still not sure.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
What do you see? The guy a dumb dumb as
he's leaving.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
When he rolled up, they saw his face and they
confirmed yep, that's really her dad, and they approved the transfer.
Now did they did they endanger his life by removing
him from the hospital to wheel him over to the bank. Maybe,
but they avoided a potentially embarrassing fraud situation, and that

(02:57):
a strict policy following is why that Chinese bank is
our hero of the week. You never know who scammers
these days. We salute you, Chinese Bank.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Now, my death bet wish is to be a bank.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Now we gotta move on. We gotta get to the
jack elasm of the day with at least someone who
says that he's digital Jake, I'm not sure if I
believe it, though. Let's hear this guy's voice. I never
appear on video.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Last time we attempted to honor the legendary career of
Chef Gordon Ramsey. Yes, and yet, somehow and not surprisingly,
you failed him even worse than that five year old
on season four of Master Chef Junior when his Dino
nuggets came out socked the only one of you to

(03:53):
guess his quotes correctly was Alexis. Yes, and yeah, and
that's only because of her long, long history with short
tempered British men. Yeah, to avoid total disgrace, we need
to try this again, and just like in Hell's Kitchen,
we're turning up the heat extra high for another. Did
Gordon Ramsey really say that? Edition of plenty of twenty?

(04:20):
The game will work the same as before. I'll read
you a potential Gordon Ramsey quote in a flawless British accident,
and you just have to tell me if he actually
said it or if we made it up. Okay, we'll
start with the woman who purposely burns a dinner once
a week just to get FaceTime with the local honky fireman. Strategy, Alexis,
here's your quote. By the way, the food's already dead,

(04:43):
so if you're trying to kill it twice with your cooking,
don't bother.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Is that a real Ramsey quota?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Did we make that up?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That so real? I love how long his insults are.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
He has to take a breath in the middle of it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is really long, but I don't know how it
feels real.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Jake Alexis says, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
That is, Jake, You're so good. The swearing ones are
is very good.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Brook, thank you now your quote you added so much
salt and pepper to the dish. I can hear it singing,
push it, push it real good. Is that a real
Ramsey quote? We make that up.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's a joke because Sultan Pepper was a band and
sang the songs push it.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
He knows it's a different Sultan Pepper.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I mean, Brooke, do you think Jake wrote.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Back because you like, I know, she real good?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's too comedic for it to be real.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It is a lot of comedic.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
It wasn't the SpongeBob one real last time that it was.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But I think that he is more current. I don't
think he would throw it back like that. I'm gonna
say that's fake.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I've seen videos of Gordon throwing it back. I said,
that's a fake Gordon Ramsey quote.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
That is.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
That's references we're thinking now.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't want to hear it. I find that you're right,
you're over to.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Or over to Jose Jose your quote you've overcooked these
vegetables so much they're trying to crawl back into the soil.
We make that up.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Because it's short and sweet. But he doesn't swear.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
And I think Alexis has a good point because like
he just naturally swears a lot like Brook off air.
It's like it has to have you swear a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
This is the thing about.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
But short and you guys, think anybody want to help.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know. I've been wrong every time I.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Said it was false yesterday, so I'm gonna go with
true today. That's the only thing I'm basing it off.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Jose said, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote. That is
Come on, Jake, got you guys, I guess over three.
This is my favorite part of the shot color question
because if Jeffery gets this wrong, I get.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
To choose who gets shocked today. Jeffrey, here's your quote.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
I've never ever, ever, ever ever met someone I believe
in as little as you? Is that Ramsey quote?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Or did we make that up?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's my father quote to me close to home for you? Yeah,
oh no, I've never never ever, ever.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Ever, never ever ever ever ever met someone I believe
in as little as you.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I think it was the seventh ever, that convinced me
that was definitely Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Six.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
It would have been made up.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
But seven Jeffery says, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote.
That is is a real Gordon Ramsey quote. That means
Jeffrey is the master chew of today's.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, whoever gets shocked is going to be singing cherry
Pie by Warren. So I have to give it to
the only person that knows that song. It's gonna be Brooks.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I don't know this cheese, my CHEERREPA drink of water.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Such a sweet surprise.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That was your shock Collar question of the day. You
got your phone to have coming up in just a
few minutes.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh no, what this is embarrassing?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh okay, I like that.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
What we missed another holiday?

Speaker 8 (08:31):
I don't ever.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Miss them, jeff it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Talk about something that already happened.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was a good one too, because November sixth was
National Nacho Day. Food A lot of us like or
dare I say even love? Oh yeah, because a new
pole fountains. Eighty percent of people say they enjoy nachos.
Only five percent say they don't like them.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
I'm going to say something roundbreaking.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
My dad doesn't enjoy nachos.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I asked last time we were going to watch this
big sporting event, and I'm like, let's order nachos. He goes,
You know, I don't really like nachos, and I almost
kicked my father out. I did not have a show
a wonderful person.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I will say eighty percent approval rating is good enough
to make nachos our number one favorite Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Are so good.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Number two is burritos, seventy nine percent approval.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, I mean it's just the handiness of car is
so convenient.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Number three's case ideas forahitas are number four.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's seventy percent of these taco's not number one.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Number five Alexis's mortal enemy, salsa.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
That counts above taco.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Was eating by the spoonful. Oh god, there was all
these great Mexican places doing deals on nacho plates too.
On November sixth Okay, here's the good news. November thirteenth
is National Spiced Indian Pudding Day, and we are going
to be on top of that when it happens. Mark

(10:12):
down November thirteenth, We will find the hottest restaurant deals
on spiced green Indian pudding into it.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, Indian food.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I think TGI Friday is going to have a special
on that things may die then it's worth it. Laser
Stories coming up. It's the radio segment that's competing with
Starbucks with his own line of holiday beverages. Really, his
first drink Chestnut Roast Blend, a smoky latte that tastes

(10:45):
like you're drinking an open.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fire's nuts with the fire part of that.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, though that's the best part. Slurp away with Laser Stories.
The segment order to read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
the decafe Lulu's just don't. This first laser story is
out of British Columbia. Connor and Brian Thompson bought a
house recently and they were just happened. I don't know

(11:12):
if Mickey Mouse wanted to congratulate.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's like my brain wanted to say congratulations, but my
mouth will ended it.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
At so I don't know. I have sounded great. They
were taking down some dry wall when they made an
odd discovery. At one point the insulation stopped and there
was a random stuffed animal. That's cute in the wall
in the wall.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I love how people find old stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, they pulled more dry wall and then more stuffed animals,
and it kept going and going and going.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
In the end, they pulled one hundred and ten plushies
out of the wall.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That feels kind of serial killer vibes. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
They put up a video on TikTok about it, and
that went viral. One common her was crying because she
saw a duck that was very similar to the one
that she had when she was a kid, and she
hadn't been able to find it, so Connor and Brianne
mailed it to her. Oh, the couple doesn't know who
had the home before them, so it's unclear what the
purpose of the stuffed animals was.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Were they being used as insulation.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's possible that somebody just didn't need them anymore and decided, yeah,
insulation was a good way to recycle them.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
That's not a bad idea. It's not a good idea,
but it's not it's a.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Weird thing to do. Yeah, Yeah, Others suggest the animals
were haunted and were boarded up inside the house for
a reason, and now the demons have officially been unleashed
on the world.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh no, isn't it bad that?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
My thought is it's stuffed animals from missing children and
they never wanted anyone to find them.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
But could be right?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
How many missing children are?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I've listened to some dark podcasts.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, let's go to your next laser story out of
survey city may have dead children. Ye, I'm in a mood, clearly,
I'm with you, though, what.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
Do we got?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
This is happier? Okay, actually it's not. Because people, what
would be worse to find under your bed? A dead
person or someone alive?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
What's happening the kids under Brooks bed?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yes, I'm voting a live person? Yeah, way worse to
find under your bed.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
The poll was almost deadlocked, with forty nine percent saying
a person who's alive would be worse, fifty one percent
saying a person who's dead.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
I am tired.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Well not you, Flossie, You're still hanging on.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
We didn't ask if we knew this person, because if
we know that, I want them alive.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
The assumption is the a living person. You don't know,
it's not your brother waiting to play a prank on you,
or it's.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Like, oh my god, my husband's home early.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Get under the bed.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
No, I don't that's a good look. One commentary point
out that a dead person may be more gross than
scary until you consider that in a live person had
to put the dead person there and they may still
be hanging around.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Or you're just a forgetful person and you forgot where
you put the body.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, you know, I forgot. I am curious what the
listeners would pick, so text in seven eight, five nine
two what would you choose? Tell us your address, and
our technical director Ashton, can make that dream come true, only.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
If it's a live one. I want to keep Ashiano.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
No, Ashton's going to go find somebody to put on
your belt. He is committed to this job. Trust me.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
That sounds like a very heavy endeavor.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Shut up, you're gonna do it, Ashton. Let's go to
your next laser story. Out of the silver screens. We've
got some fun news the other day. A brand new
Star Wars trilogy is now in the works. Yes, yeah, people,
people online were just going nuts about it, but I'm
not sure that they know. This one will not be
a continuation of the Skywalker saga.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I think that's good, Like you don't want to keep
going with the same story, you know, and my.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Generation, Yeah, the way the graphics are the.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Star Wars the Skywalker saga was the one that was
told in episodes one through nine. They say they will
not continue that one. It is officially over story.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Did there's been so I mean, like the Mandalorian storyline
is so lame?

Speaker 8 (15:31):
You know?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
This trilogy will focus on a new story and new characters,
but no word when it takes place or if any
pre existing characters will appear.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
What if it's all about three po and it's just beeps?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Liked that idea.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Several other Star Wars movies are in development right now,
And if it means anything to you, this new trilogy
is being developed by Simon Kinberg. I was expecting a
bigger reaction from the movie. He's one of the creative
minds behind the X Men movies.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yea, the Kincage, Yes.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Stumping for Simon Today, Let's let's go to your next
Lazer story out of Spinster Springs, where women live According
to new research, Beyonce was wrong. What all the single
ladies you.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Dare say that sentence?

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Again, turns out all the single ladies do not want
to ring on it, and it's simply because they are
happy being single.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Guys, on the other hand, not so much, and you're like,
shut up. The University of Toronto psychologists analyze data from
nearly six thousand single adults from ten different studies, and
the results are in Women without partners are happier than
their male counterparts in literally every single aspect of life.

(17:00):
They were happier being on their own. They're less likely
to want a significant other, They're more sexually satisfying, and
more content overall.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
I just stay away now.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
The psychologists think this is happening for a number of reasons,
but one of the most important is that women are
more likely to have supportive, platonic relationships in their social
circle that they can fall back on.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Yes, god it we don't talk about our feelings as much.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
I know.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
We just don't have friends that are like there for
us in the same honestly, Like.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I think of my bff as my soulmates, like, like
they're that important to me.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
If I can get a hold of my soulmate, if
you can call me back, Steven.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
His body's under Brooks bed right. The study also found
that women just enjoy their alone time more than men do,
and they own more homes than single guys. It cost
seven thousand dollars more a year to live on your own,
according to Zilloh, but an overwhelming majority of women said
that was an absolutely acceptable price to pay to not

(18:09):
be bothered by living with an icky gross dude.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, you just need to learn to pull your old weight,
do the dishes.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, don't wait, shame me. I mean, we're just We're
just a simple conversation. Women are happy right now, that's great.
I know this guy loves living alone, o man, so
he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Like
right now he's helicoptering in front of a mirror and
there's no lady that can stop him.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Good for you, find your own happy.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That Laser stories has gone to an end for the day.
We're gonna do it again, same time on.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's a well known fact that kids get embarrassed by
their parents. Yes, just their mere presence is mortified.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh my god, my mom and dad used to hold
hands off. Oh god, it still gives me.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
But how many parents get embarrassed by their kid's presence?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I know.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That one checks out and my dad is definitely humiliated
to know that his only son works in radio man.
Sorry dad, the private school clearly didn't work. And you
know what, I'm not alone because in our next segment,
a lot of parents are about to be disappointed when
they hear the sounds of their children leaving cringe voicemails

(19:35):
with absolutely no risk. How did you raise a child
with such bad game?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
I can just hear my dad. He'll say, where is
your reason?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
So prepare to be disappointed in a brand new loser line,
it's coming up right after this.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Is this the right number?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's good by be back if you haven't heard the
loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone
approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pickup line on you. Hey kidding. I came
over here because I was watching you eat that mozzarella
stick and I thought you might need a napkin. Okay,

(20:17):
kind of greasy? You look like a dirty girl.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
From Alick.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Whatever you do, don't resist the urge to throw Marinara
sauce directly into his eyes. Instead, tell him that he's
the grooviiest dude that you've met all night, and then
when you're walking back to his camper van, give him
the number to the Loser Line.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Maybe maybe before the camper van.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
No, do it right at the door and tell him
to call at you sometime, and hopefully he leaves an
awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like
this one.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Next message, Hey, DROI, it's shitting from the cruise. I
sorry for the noise.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
I'm at the airport, but I just I couldn't stop.

Speaker 9 (20:59):
Thinking about you. I mean, I thought I could limbo,
but you must have extra bones in your hips or something,
because I've never seen a man's been that way.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
I totally would have stayed and hung out with you,
but my parents were on the cruise, so you know
how that goes.

Speaker 9 (21:18):
Okay. I would love to hear from you, you know.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
I want to, you know, meet up and maybe show
you how Lil I can go.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
And she sounds so excited. I hope she doesn't hear
this and have her like Limbo dreams crush.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's the man that won the limbo, that gave the
holy choices. Does he have other.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Cip Hey, man, it's me uh.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Uh from the open MinC.

Speaker 11 (21:55):
I came by last week.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
I was the guy. I don't really do jokes. I
kind of just talk.

Speaker 12 (22:05):
And anyways, I've been working on this new bit where
I'm going to take sort of some song lyrics and
recite them as if they are these meaningful thoughts that
are just kind of coming to me in the spur
of the moment, kind of like a joke poet saying

(22:27):
kind of like tag.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
Team back again. Check it out.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Let's begin.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
There.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
It is shocka locka, shocka locka. I think it's pretty
good the way I have it.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
But if you have any notes or anything I can
add to it, that'd be great.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
Let me know. And how can I sign up for
the open mic next week?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's not good when the open people are giving you this.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Also, I think we all know he just needs to
add seven more, you know what.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm actually a little bit disappointed that he didn't have
sensitive poetry and like chimes playing in the background.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
While he said that like this, that's true, that would
have been more effective, jeff It inspires me to.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Do my own open mic poetry.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Are you about to hit it up right now?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Should we snap?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (23:21):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Like book and Jeffrey's TikTok scene, fun and Fresh and PG.
Thirteen just making this up from second Dates with comic
flair to the strangest loser lines to make it on air,
Shaka Laca Shako nailed it. Now let's get.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Less falling asleep in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Now we'll let's get back to the clipse.

Speaker 11 (23:52):
So, I know, we mean out and everything kind of random.
But I told my mom about it and she was like, Oh,
what are you going to put on your Facebook and
tell the family? And Uh, I mean I have a
lot of relatives on my facebooks follow me there. So
I looked at the options and they're single, which I mean,
I'm not really single anymore because of our make out.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
And there's then there's a.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
In a relationship, which is kind of exciting, and then
there's engaged or married. Obviously we're not there yet but
maybe someday uh. And then there's uh in a civil union,
which I think just means friends. And then there's open relationship,
so like I guess, being open and telling everybody about it.

(24:41):
So I'm not sure which which one to put, But
which one are you going to do?

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Love you?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm just gonna say one word, homeschooled.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
That is a dead worryer for a home school.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Person who us to jump into our relationship after one tip.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I want to sit that poor girl down. I have
a real big talk with her relationship.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
She kissed anyone her family would freaking.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
Out would.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Yo, Marisa, what's up?

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Girl?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
I was hoping to catch you in person, but I
guess you're busy or not near your phone. So when
we were talking, we were throwing a few back and
having drinks. I was totally being serious. I really think
we'd be great, great freaking parents, you know. I know
my parents were super strict, which you know at the

(25:49):
time I hated, but it was good for me, you know,
in the long run. Like you know, I had hard
cut off for bed time, and they checked all my
homework and stuff like that. Mom even made me breastfeed
till I was seven, which I guess is kind of
weird looking back. So I'm just saying, I think if

(26:12):
you and me end up, you know, making some magic
between the sheets and pop out a kid or three.
I think, between us and our genes, worst case scenario,
all three.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Of them will be good looking.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
So give me a call. Let's get it on.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh my god, there has not been a less romantic
call that we've ever gotten.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
So crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Why do I feel like he casually works that into
his normal conversations?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Why do I feel like he casually still breastfeeds?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, well, where he brings it up, he's like, oh
my god, I heard the Vikings are going to be
good this year. I mean a breastfit until I was seven.
But I'm no Justin Jefferson, that's for sure. He is
going to be a good parent someday, though, I think
we can all agree. You can lose a loser, one
regular at this time every single week, and make sure
you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page where
you can hear your favorite loser lines of the week.

(27:07):
Right there. Now, we're gonna get into a phone tap.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
You know, tech is getting so advanced now, I mean
they have face recognition, palm scanners, rumbas with rectal identification.
It's the future. It's getting a little bit out of control,
and that's why I'm happy. One company decided to go

(27:32):
in a different direction because a lady ordered an iPad
online and now the customer service agent, Brooke is about
to tell her if you want it to turn on
for you, prepare for a new, more fun, quirky experience
than what you're used to. Actually, I think more companies
should be doing this. That's what we think. It's your
phone tap right now, it's another twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Hello, Hi, this is Jeannie for support. Am I speaking
with Rebecca? Yes, Hi, you ordered the new iPad recently
and we're shipping it to you.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yes, I did, Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So would you rather have bad gas all the time
or always have dry mouth?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Could you just answer the question which you would prefer
gassy every day or constant dry mouth?

Speaker 10 (28:24):
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what this has to do
with the iPad.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, I just need you to pick one. I'm setting
up your iPad right now.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Okay, I understand that, But what does this have to
do with the iPad?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah. Going forward, the company has decided to ditch pass
codes to unlock your devices, So instead we're doing would
you rather questions?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
That's fun, huh, is it? Well, that's what research says.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
So if you want to unlock your iPad all voice activated, now,
you're just gonna have your device ask these would you
rather questions as soon as you take it out of
the box.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I believe this is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I just that's technology hard to keep up with, I know,
So let's continue.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Would you rather be forced to dance all day every
day until you get a perfect score on Dancing with
the Stars?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Or be forced to eat mashed potatoes until you mess
your pants? I'm still just I'm so I it's just
part of my job.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I hear that you are a little perplexed, but I
just need you to answer all day dance or poop
your pants?

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Okay, I just I feel like if I'm trying to
unlock my iPad, this would just take a really long time,
and it's actually pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
If you just finally answer the question, we can move forward. Okay,
do you want a giant you to brow or your
entire back covered in hair?

Speaker 10 (29:45):
But is there a right answer, like which one would
unlock my iPad?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Whatever one you pick, that's the glory of it.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
It's all up to you, so that anybody could answer
questions and unlock my iPad.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Not in the specific. These are a lot of questions,
So sneeze chocolate or cry milk.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Wait a minute, So how many questions would I have
to answer?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
You haven't answered one and we only have nineteen more
to go.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What would you rather shout horay every time you hear
your name, or do five jumping jacks whenever you see
a baby?

Speaker 9 (30:20):
Okay, I don't know how how I would answer most
of these.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's just your honest preferences. That's the beauty of this
new system. So all gold teeth or switch bodies with
a grandparent.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
I don't want to do this.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Just answer the first thing that comes to mind.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
You will why.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm just trying to help you.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
We're not.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
That's a game.

Speaker 13 (30:41):
It's not for a password, I know, but it's fun.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
So track the ball every time you use the stairs,
or go to the wrong floor every time.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
You use the elevator.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Just send me my.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh my god, woman, I would have got you a supervisor.

Speaker 13 (30:57):
I knew not you.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, I can try for you. But last one, would
you rather be pranked on the radio by Brook and Jeffrey,
Or have Brooke and Jeffrey on the radio prank you.
I think that's the same question. What Yeah, this is
Brooke for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
What oh are you serious? Yes?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Your best friend Danny set you up. She said you
needed a laugh. Yes, she did this. Man, she didn't
tell me how indecisive you were. You couldn't answer one
would you rather question? You're never gonna unlock your iPad?

Speaker 10 (31:39):
Okay? Would you rathers are hard?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
They deserve suck?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Come on, gold teeth or grandparents' body? You're obviously going
gold teeth.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
Everyone is, hey, my grandma has a hot bot.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
I try to do laugh every morning.

Speaker 14 (31:55):
Was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
When two people are brought together by random chance, whether
that's at a house party, a pet store, bathroom, inside
of McDonald's playplace, wherever it is, the romantics like to
call that kismet fate.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I never know what it meant destiny now, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
But what happens if two of the wrong people have
a chance meeting. What do we call that date I've
ever been on? That's fun word for it. We're gonna
call it a disaster because one of our listeners had
his nights spiral completely out of control, and it all
started with an unexpected run in with a person he

(32:41):
did not want to see that. It's got to be
the worst coincidence of the century, and you're gonna hear
it in one of the most cringe worthy second date
calls ever coming up right after this second date of date.
We all want to hit redo sometimes in life. Oh yeah,
like Alexis wants to hit redo on her eyebrows. Sorry,

(33:05):
I want her to redo.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Her staring at it controls these.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I haven't told you that yet, have I? Alexis, No, Jeff,
right now, I have a plan. Don't worry. We'll talk
about that later though, not about when it comes to
an awkward situation that happens during a good date and
you don't want to redo the whole night, just redo
that awkward moment.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, that's why Scott emailed us for help. And Scott,
I know you and I have talked about Alexis's eyebrows,
but let's not focus on that right now. All right,
we're just here to talk about your date.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
No idea, bro talk was going like that these days.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Let's talk about your date, Scott. Who's the girl that
you went out with?

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Okay, her name is Erica?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Okay, normal eyebrows?

Speaker 9 (33:58):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Exceptional. I was over.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
She had like crazy brow.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
So what did you and Erica do for your date?

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Well? We met online and we went to dinner. Okay,
nice place. Everything's going great. I go to wash my
hands and I came out and I had like a
napkin slashed paper towel in between my fly, like it
was just.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Hanging Wait, wait in your pants.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, because I was poking out through the zipper.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Wait, do you guys wipe that.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
On his lap?

Speaker 7 (34:35):
Because he's a gentleman at dinner and then I got
caught in the zipper.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
You're a super.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
So it was a nice restaurant, so they don't have
like paper towels, they have a nice linen type thing.
So after I washed my hands, I have it in
my hand and I noticed my fly was still down,
so I dipped it up and I just walked out and.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
It was in there.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
It was, and I just walked out didn't even know it.
And I'm about halfway and I see her face look
at me and then looked and then look back at me.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
He's about to show me the most inappropriate magic.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Either that or you're feeling real confident at that point.
Oh you could see it.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
Wow, I did that thing where you turn around because
obviously she's looking at something else. Yeah, And I was
like what and then I looked down. Oh, and I
see it, And what do you do? I should have
turned around, just pulled it out.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, don't pull it, pull it out of the zipper,
like it can't be that hard do.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
Here's what popped into my stupid brain. I thought, why
don't we pull it out like a magician, just keep
being keeping and pulled it out.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Like one of those never ending scarves up your sleeves.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
I love exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Huh, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Was she impressed?

Speaker 9 (35:51):
She started laughing?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
And maybe you knew your audience, you know.

Speaker 9 (35:55):
I think she thinks that I did the napkin thing
on purpose to be funny, but yeah, I did not,
but I totally went with it. I'm like, all right,
let's go with that. Yes, it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
When its.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, you painted this like it was this horrible moment,
but actually it looked like it worked to your benefit
on the date.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Yeah, I'm not done yet.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh those are more embarrassing.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
So I invited her back to my place, okay, okay,
and she says yes, I'm like, all right, I am sweet.
I opened the door and standing there is my dad.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh at your place?

Speaker 9 (36:38):
At my plate?

Speaker 11 (36:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh, why is your dad inside your apartment?

Speaker 9 (36:46):
He just came over. He didn't tell me you wanted
to come over.

Speaker 10 (36:52):
Key.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
No, Obviously she's not going to believe that it's your house.
She's gonna think unless it's like a one bedroom apartment.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
No, I've got a two bedrooms. So I was like, Dad,
were you doing here? And he's I just wanted to
come vivid Ooh she's pretty.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Who's this?

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Hope?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
I'm not ruined in your game?

Speaker 10 (37:10):
Son?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
What was Erica's reaction?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Could you read that she was a little uncomfortable? Like hot? Hi?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah? Yeah, she'd be shocked.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I mean she could obviously sense how shocked you were,
though too, right, Yeah, I hope.

Speaker 9 (37:25):
So, And at one point I decided, all right, let
me get some drinks. Maybe I can eat the pain.
And he's going to leave soon. So I left them
alone for I don't know five minutes. They were talking okay,
and I came back and her vibe was completely different.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Dad, She's already meeting the parents like so much.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
It's your dad, one of those dads that is like
super embarrassing, likes to tell horrible stories about you.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
You mean, yes, he's the quintessential dad joke. Dad, Now
we know.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Where you got the napkin trick idea an apple and
tree there? How did you and Erica and your dad
leave things?

Speaker 9 (38:05):
So I'm trying to give hints. All right, Dad, good
to see you. Good to see you. He just plops
down on the couch. It's like, all right, let's watch
a movie.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Do you see? I made two drinks?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Dad?

Speaker 9 (38:20):
So Erica just like you know what I've got an
early morning. Yeah, I'm going to take off.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I mean, you can't blame her.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
I'm sure you wanted to leave too.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
Oh I did, And so I start walking her out
and he goes, no, we're about to watch Harry Potter
come back.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, that would have worked on me, right, Yeah, did
you get a chance to apologize profusely?

Speaker 9 (38:45):
But I have not heard from her since Okay, that's hard.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Dad, Hill to climb up up now.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I see why you would want to redo a few
of those moments from the night, And we can't really
redo them, but we can at least try and get
you a redo on a second day. So we're gonna
play a song. We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You want to call his dad? Two three waymen.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I think we've dealt with enough embarrassing moments. All right,
let's just try and focus on some positives. We'll call
Erica and try and get your second date update right
after this second date update. The surprise, Dad, that's not
just the name of my go to move for my
bingo dates, it's what actually happened to one of our listeners,
Scott recently during his first date with Erica. Yeah, because

(39:29):
they went back to his place at the end of
the night, and who was waiting there inside the door
but his old pop ready to crack a Bruski and
watch some Harry Potter with his boy.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
So obviously that situation put a damper on the romance,
and ever since, Erica is not responding when Scott reaches
out hoping to get another date. So we're gonna step
in kind of like his dad did try and get
that second date forward. Scott feeling ready for this?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Oh yeah, that was a painful recount. Scott, how are
you feeling.

Speaker 9 (40:02):
I'm I'm hopeful.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Okay, that's good, but a little nervous.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You know, all of this was out of your control.
I think anyone would be empathetic of that. You know,
we all have cringe worthy parents.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Oh yeah, and before we call her, Scott, you said
that you noticed Erica was talking to your dad for
a few minutes while you were in the other room.
Did you ever ask your dad what he said to her.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
I did. I was like, Hey, what what happened to you?
I don't know, we just made some small talk.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh oh, and you just took that at face value?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I mean, there's no way that your dad would never
swoop in on your dates, you're thinking.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I thought he was just going to tell like a
terrible story about like how he got stood up on
prom or something like that.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Or maybe he asked her like if she was in
gryffindor Slytherin something. I mean, let's just call Erica and
find out what happened. We're going to dial the number
right now. And see what she has to say. Let's
do this, you ready, Scott?

Speaker 9 (41:00):
All right, Let's do this for better or for worse?
All right, here we go, Helen.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Hey, is this Erica?

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. We're looking for the biggest Harry Potter fans
in the area. You a potterhead?

Speaker 13 (41:28):
Oh God, I like it, But I'm not like a
crazy Wait what is this about?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, exactly, It's not about that.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
That's just a side question. The real question that we
want to ask about is your date the other night
with a guy named Scott.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Oh, yeah, it's probably I mean, that's okay, it's probably
a hard date to forget.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
We're doing something called a second date update. We're trying
to help Scott figure out what went wrong when you
two hung out together.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
And to be fair, Scott definitely has some ideas of
what already.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Or maybe nothing went wrong, and it's something totally unrelated
to that night.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
We can focus on what went right. I heard he
made you laugh.

Speaker 13 (42:14):
I'm not understanding the second date thing, like he was
just wanting to know my story.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, because Scott told us his version of the story,
and he knows that afterwards, you haven't been responding to him,
and he's just trying to figure out the reason why.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
I don't know how much he told you.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
He told us about a little napkin trick that he showed.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
You and that you thought was funny.

Speaker 13 (42:38):
Yeah, it was pretty risky, Like I don't know how
if he knew that, I would laugh, Like, you know,
he came out in the bathroom with like a tissue
and his zipper.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, but the risk paid off, right, great risk, great reward.

Speaker 13 (42:53):
I thought it was hilarious and like, I really really
like funny guys.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, so I'm going to fast forward from dinner to
Scott's house. What was your reaction when you saw his
dad was waking, Yeah, this is what.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I want to go because we heard that you can
be honest.

Speaker 13 (43:11):
Well, so originally when I said I go back to
his place, like I actually was totally open to hook
up with him.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
But that's gonna hurt even more.

Speaker 13 (43:26):
When he opened the door and his dad was there,
Oh my god, I can't tell you how awkward that was.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 13 (43:35):
The worst part is I knew his dad. Wait, what.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Dad, you're his daughter from another secret family. When we
tell Scott that his dad has another family, let her talk.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
What do you mean he knows you knew his dad?

Speaker 13 (43:56):
He's my gynecologist, is your special doctor. So he clearly
recognized me, and like I knew him, like I had
just got in like a couple of months ago.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Good news, he recognized your face and not. But he's
a professional. I mean, like, come on, this guy's a doctor.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
It's like the super awkward thing.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
He's like all casual, just like good to see you.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
He's gonna be worse if you have to go in
for an STD.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
After Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 13 (44:37):
No, I'm trying my best. And at one point, like
I just asked Scott to get me a drink, and
like I talked to the dad and he's like, don't worry,
it's patient confidentiality. Yeah, And I just asked him like
if he could help me get out of the situation,
if he can just say, like, hey, Scott, let's watch
a movie so I can just leave. Way to awkward.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I guess dad wasn't as clueless as we thought he was.
He was actually trying to help her out.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Oh my god, that is so hard.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I guess the really clueless person is probably Scott, who
we should let you know Erica is on the other
line listening right now and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Wait wait, wait what it's okay.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah, Scott's there. Thank Scott.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
What's going on right now?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh my god? Why couldn't your dad have been a Dennis?

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Oh god, Oh my god. I'm mortified. But honestly, Erica,
I'm kind of I'm very mortified for you. I'm so sorry.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (45:39):
One of the chances, it was really really weird because,
like I said, I've been there a couple of months ago,
and like he's been my gynocologist for a while now,
so like he knows.

Speaker 9 (45:50):
Me, he knows you. I know, I know, he really
knows you.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I know.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh okay, Scott, this is a random question, but I
think I might also know your dad. Does he go
by doctor Butterball? Is that not him?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
You are not.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
If you're looking for somebody new Butterball is your guy
works the van?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
So honestly, like, I went and saw a gynecologist once
who during the exam was like, so I listened to
your radio show all the time.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
He was trying to, like, you know, make small talk.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
But it's just I need separate lives there, and I
would assume you need separate lives when he comes to
dating and your you guy know.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Absolutely, Maybe it's only fair, Scott if you visit her
father's proctologist and the two of you could be even very.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Okay. I know you guys are laughing about this, but
I'm in shock at how coincidental this is.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, for sure, I.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Feel like Erica, maybe you should have at least hinted
to Scott like something was up, told him something.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I wouldn't put this on her.

Speaker 13 (47:01):
I mean, like, what was I gonna say, like, your
dad see my ankles and stirrups.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Okay, not that graphic.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
It's what every woman has.

Speaker 13 (47:11):
To do if it's any consolation. He said he'd give
you the green lights green light you mean approval. I
don't know what that means, Like you have to ask
your dad, Scott, WHOA.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
That just got creepy. You need to switch your guy
to college.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I see it as a good thing. Yeah, dad gives
the thumbs up approval. Don't whatever whatever finger he approves.
I'm just saying it sounds like maybe there's a chance here.
The only way to know is to ask Erica, would
you like to let's see Erica, would you like to

(47:50):
go out one more time with Scott? We'd pay for it, said,
We've never said this.

Speaker 13 (47:56):
I mean, I did really like him him.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
But dude, go out with him? Dump the doctor, getting
your doctor.

Speaker 13 (48:05):
I could get a new doctor and like the green
plit thing. Maybe it just means I don't have any
STDs or anything.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
No, girl, No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 13 (48:15):
I really want to, but I don't think it's the
best idea.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Scott, I mean, how do you how do you feel
about that? Hearing that?

Speaker 9 (48:25):
I gonna be honest, this is the one time in
my life that I am so happy that she said no,
Well it worked out. Then.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I know you saw you saw Erica and your dad whispering.
Were you able to read her lips?

Speaker 9 (48:41):
No?

Speaker 13 (48:45):
Is that not good?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
No?

Speaker 13 (48:48):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Hold on before you go? Doctor Butterball is on the
other line and is not covered.

Speaker 15 (49:02):
Like, yeah, I was talking to you.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I definitely think the most interesting part of that entire
call was learning that the dad was actually trying to
help her get out of the situation. Yeah, I thought
she's been super clueless, didn't know what was going on.
He knew everything and was just trying to get out
of the situation.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
But you stop saying he knew everything.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
All.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
For me, it's like, if he was a real professional,
he would have just been upfront about the situation instead
of trying to sneak her out.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah, that sounds like that would have been more awkward.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
It's a really awkward commos.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
That's your business man, Like, I don't think that it's
awkward to you if you're a guy acologist.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I don't know. I think he's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I'm curious, like, yeah, I think she still needs to
not go on the day and also switch her down.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, I'm going to go both on that way.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I'm curious, Brook, if your dad was a gynecologist, is
that something that you would be comfortable with.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
My husband's grandfather was a gynecologist.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
You go to your husband's grandfather. I thought that's what
you were saying.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
But if he wanted to, you know, it doesn't bother
me that that's his profession. Yeah, no, see my own
father gross.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Whatever, Fine, Okay, I'm not going to go into it,
but let's talk about dating again. If you have a
date that you went on that didn't go the way
you plan, you can always email the show. We'll call
the person who wasn't calling you back.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I want you all to stop what you're doing for
a second and think about the last dream you remember having,
and not just any dream, the last sexy dream. Let's
go Jack, where were you?

Speaker 9 (50:53):
Who were you with?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And where was I in that room? In front of
the camcorder or behind it?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Man, you were the star of the show.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Oh yeah, we have to change the tape because we're
going too long. Anyway, coming up next, we're talking about flamingos.
What wait, wait, we wait, Producer Boyd is motion again? Yeah,
oh wait, no, I guess we are talking about dreams.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
That would make a lot more sense.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
That's a weird coincidence.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I have to do a second onlos.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I don't know why I was thinking of something long
and pink that stands on.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Just why get.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
That's you know what, That's my bad. I'm going to
accept responsibility for that one.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
It.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
But coming up you're gonna find out the most searched
dreams by far in North America. And if you've ever
dreamed about your ex or snakes or flamingos, we're going
to tell you exactly what that means from a brand
new study coming up right after this. I keep having
the same dream every night. Really, I'm on a luxury

(52:00):
cruise ship and it crashes similar to the Titanic. Oh,
and the only survivors are me and Zach Effron.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
That's not a nod situation. You are going to be
on a door with somebody I'd picked.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Well, we're stuck on a lifeboat together, floating at sea,
and all we have on board are a small cup
of water, two biodegradable straws, and a sixty ounce jug
of protein powder.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
Wow, for some reason that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Is that a wonderful dream? Is that a scary dream?
I don't know. It's just my dream, okay, And it
never deviates except on Sundays. I write the word help
across Zach's abs and protein powder, and no one ever
saves us.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Well, it's not very big anyway.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Have you ever had a dream that was so weird
you immediately googled it the next morning? Because a new
study looked at the most common types of dreams that
we do that with, OK, and I'm going to tell
you the most searched dreams by far in North America.
So I want you to text in your guesses right
now out of seven, eight, five, nine to two to
see if you're right. But we have the top ten here.

(53:03):
We're going to go down the list of dreams that
people have. We'll start with number ten, which is dreams
that involve bears. Really apparently that's really.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Popular, specifically bears, not just any large carnivore in the forest, bears.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I don't personally have dreams about that because it's happening
in my real life at my house. Yah, So I
just get to live that. Number nine is intimacy, intimate dreams.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
That's sad that it's only number nine.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Brooke has mentioned many times on the show that I'm
the center of her dream fantasies and it's not something
that she can help. That's her body reacting time.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Honestly, thank god, I have never had a dream about
any of you, like a sort of yeah, because it
could be so disturbing. Yeah, I had had a dream
that I like made out with a friend of ours,
and I woke up the next morning and I.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
Was just.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
You.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
You only make out with your friends in real life.
Number eight is a weird one. We dream a lot
about flies.

Speaker 7 (54:10):
Really wow, If.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I don't dream about any of this stuff, well, experts
say flies and dreams represent nervousness and they're an indicator
of you being sick or dirty.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Interesting that goes with number nine, then sick and dirty.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
The number seven thing that we dream about most commonly
is weddings.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Had a dream the other night. I'm about to get married.
I'm in and the girl I go to see who
my bride is and it's a girl I never met before.
I asked her, who are you? And she goes, look,
I need you to go along with.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
The wedding because I told my parents I was getting married.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
And the actual husband left me. But I need you
to fill in because they would be so proud if
I married you.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
This sounds like, this sounds like your perfect situation.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I'm like, well, do I go through with it? Because
I want to get married anyway? Sorry, but I'm so happy.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
But you are dreaming about weddings and they say it
can signify a big commitment or a transitioning happening in
your real life.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
That's not happening, So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
You made a big commitment, like you got a new apartment,
committed to your health.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
That's true, you're transitioning into an adult slowly.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
It's weird. Yeah, that's I guess I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Happening.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Number six on the list of most common dreams is
being chased.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I have nights all the time. I still a crime
podcast though I wake up to them.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I was living night all the time. And now we're
getting into the top five here. If you're just joining us,
we're going over the most common dreams that people wake
up and google the next morning. Number five, and I
bet more than a few people in this room dream
about this. Vacations, Yeah I do. Number four is spiders.

(55:58):
You guys ever dreaming about spiders?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
It's been a while, just.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Like crawling animals in general.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Okay, I don't like, what do you dream about?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I trip a lot in my dreams, like I fall
downstairs or something and then my legs jerk. Yeah, up,
like that felt weird.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
It's always like the first thirty seconds of falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Oh, come on, that's why she tells her husband that
she was punching him in the middle.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Of the She was like, no, I was falling.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
I was trying to touch.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Myself there it is number three. I know Alexis has
had this one before, dreams about her ex. Oh yeah,
apparently that means someone in your life is making you
feel the same way that your ex used to.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Oh yeah, it's not supposed to mean that you're supposed
to go sleep with them. Yeah, what if next to
me while I'm dreaming about that?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
And he guesses on number two?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Uh, falling is falling out teeth, like getting teeth pulled out.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
I hear that's a common one.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Well.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Number two most dreams about things in North America is snakes,
which coincidents is the number one most searched dream worldwide.
That's first in fifty two different countries, second in the
US and camps.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
Does it mean snakes in our lives?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Snakes on a plane?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
That's a movie.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yes, it's supposed to represent hidden fears or worries. Maybe
just hate snakes.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah, Why snake's always getting a bad rap? You know,
like nobody's ever positive about snakes. They never signify like, hey,
you're gonna be happy.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
You got a snake in your life.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It's coming out pro snake, okay a little bit. And
the number one most popular dream that we have here
is kind of like what Jose said, teeth falling out.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Yeah, I used.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
It's been a long time though.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
We google it four times more than any other dream
that we have. That's how big it is for us.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
What does it mean?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
And the dream interpreters say that you can link your
teeth falling out to big life changes, self esteem issues,
or embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
So I just heard you say life.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
There's a few weird ones from around the world. In
Central America, the most common is dreams about lice.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Wake up to I will defend snakes, I will not
defend people.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
In Fiji dream about peacocks, of course, the beauty of
nature of the most gorgeous setting in the entire world.
Number one most search dream in Albania, according to the study,
Albanians want to know what dreams about boobs mean.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Albanian just signed on to be the official dream interpreter.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Of all of Albania.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Dude, this chick's got big boobs. Her teeth are falling out,
but I'm into it.

Speaker 14 (58:42):
Yeah, braking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Brand new player today. Her name is Loose. She is
retired and says she is always wanted to challenge Brook.
It's been her lifelong dream to get her butt kicked
by a less than d list celebrity. Lucy, your dreams
may be coming true today. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Well, well, Lucy, how's retirement?

Speaker 8 (59:18):
What is it like?

Speaker 10 (59:20):
Oh it's wonderful.

Speaker 11 (59:20):
I've been retired for over twenty years.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Oh my gosh, oh wow, are you one hundred and two, Lucy?

Speaker 9 (59:26):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 11 (59:27):
How did you know?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
We're all jealous of you and your lifestyle, Lucy. So
we have to get there. One day. Brook's going to
leave the studio so we can get right to the game.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck? Your time
starts now. Today is Veterans Day, marking the end of
what War.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (59:52):
World War two?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
A coke with grenadine and it is called the roy Rogers.
What do you call a sprite with Grenadine uh d Evans,
what element are diamonds? Mainly made of carbon? Who played
a lane in the sitcom Seinfeld Louis Dreyfus. Two European
nations have the colors red, yellow, and black in their

(01:00:13):
flag name. One of them was that Mexico there. Yeah, okay,
I just want to make sure I heard that right.
Brooks coming back into the studio here, Well done on
your first go. Lucy. You're a new player here, so
what do we know about you? According to my screen?
Or you're retired? You love going to Hawaii and you
like playing the slot machines. So what's the biggest win

(01:00:36):
that you've ever had on a slot machine? Lucy twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Retired for twenty years.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
That my career.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
All the quarters started piling out.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
I'm retiring, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Going to Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It's amazing, Lucy. Do you go to the slots a lot?

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Really?

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (01:01:01):
I guess twice a month maybe or less than that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
That's fun, man, when you're retired, Yeah, it's easy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
I can't play slots in Hawaii though there's no casinos.

Speaker 11 (01:01:12):
There, I know, but there's better things in Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, you just haven't found the back rooms in the
back of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Don't. Yes, there's always a way, Jose, Yeah, call the
back rooms. So let's let's go to you. Are you
ready ready? Your time starts now. Today is Veterans Day,
marking the end of what war?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
World War two?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
A coke with grenadine is called the roy Rogers. What
do you call a sprite with grenadine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Kirlie Temple?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
What element are diamonds mainly made of carbon? Who played
a lane in the sitcom Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Julie, Louise Juyfus, Julia Louise Drifus.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Two European nations have the colors red, yellow, and black
in their flag.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Name one of them Germany?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
What fruit is dry? To produce? Raisins?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Grapes? Do you throw that dried fruit question in?

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Just for our.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Retiree over here things?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Lucy never got to it, But let's go to the
scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Oh, yeah,
you can milk anything with nipples? Could you milk me?

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Lucy?

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
You got too correct a summer. Oh that's pretty good though.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yeah, that's not bad for your first time, Lucy, don't
give up the dream.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Yeah, and Brock, you did get an extra question? In
and you got five.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Wow, just lean to the nice sweet lady Lucy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Congratulations, Lucy got beat down by a less than d
list celeb Your dream did come true. Let's go over
the answers for everybody. It's Veterans Day, marking the end
of World's War One in nineteen eighteen, on the eleventh
hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of
the year. Yeah, makes sense, that's how they celebrate Veterans Day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
We should have done this on a happy Veterans Day
to our veterans.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Ya it is eleven eleven. Yeah, no, I meant the time. Oh, yes,
we should have played.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Well, if you're on the podcast, yeah, you can listen to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
It at that time time.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
A coke with Grenadin's and Roy Rodgers. A sprite with
grenadine is a Shirley temple. The element that diamonds are
mainly made of is carbon. A lane in the sitcom
Seinfeld was played by you guys both struggled with this,
Julia Louis Dreyfus, and we did give you both correct
I got there, Yes, yeah too, struggle. European nations with
the colors red, yellow, and black are Germany and Belgium.

(01:03:36):
Both of them have those in their flag. And the
fruit that has dried to produce raisins is grapes. So Lucy,
it was not enough to beat Brooke today. So just
for playing, we are going to give you a twenty
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(01:03:57):
up in store.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Okay, wait, Lucy, we got to know before you go,
what's the secret? How did you retire so early?

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
I retired to Boeing when I was fifty five.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
The earliest you can retire at Boeing is fifty five.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Okay, just become an aerospace and I see that's it.
That's right, Yeah, alright, you're a billionaire.

Speaker 9 (01:04:18):
Lucy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Thank you for all your work. Come back and play anytime. Okay, Okay,
We're gonna do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow. Rooking Jeffrey
in the morning,