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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like it's appropriate Thanksgiving week that today's mass
Speaker is a secret about meats. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It works.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It works.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome to it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's Brook and Jeffrey and you've reached the full hour
podcast because you're crazy enough to be with us without love.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I like it a lot. We're starting with comments
as always, what do you see?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Alexis Dena said, hello all the way from Bulgaria. It's
around eight pm for me by the time the episodes
get upload, but I'm openly looking forward to each one.
It's my after work unwinding therapy.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I just met some guys from Bulgaria. They're amazing and
it made me go in and look up the country
I want to visit. Oh wow, it looks incredible.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
And the food I would love to try Bulgarian food
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Dude, it's kind of like it's close de Greece. Yeah, Mediterranean.
It's the beaches looking credible.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, sorry, that's my tourism PSA for Bulgaria.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And I'm ready. That's right, We're going to get into
the full hour right now. Can produce me to those
Bulgarian men? Oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
We got a message the other day from a listener
with some feedback about our show.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I printed
it out. Jose, do you want to read it for us?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
All right, It says to Brook and Jeffrey's message, can
you play Christmas music?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh wait a minute, Actually no, no stop to turn
turn off the music. I would totally do that, but
Brooke has requested no festive music. She asked for no
office decorations, no trees, no lights, nothing that could get
people happy or into the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I love the holidays, Jeffrey, Why would you?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jose usually stores his fake Christmas tree here in the studio,
but Brooke had it removed and ordered it to be
burned in front of a group of young children.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Brook run in a flame for.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did just because we're not Jose's personal storage locker.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Ebenezer fox wis once again this year, which brings me
to my next point.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's so sad, I'm not that.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Are we buying Christmas presents for each other?
Speaker 8 (02:13):
This year?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Sorry? Let me rephrase, Brooke, are you forcing us to
buy you and your family presence? Again?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Your Christmas present almost started a house fire at Alexis's apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that coffee book. So I make a book just
out of safety reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No from Alexis. What do you think you want presents
this year?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You can get money? Yeah, cash present.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And my thoughts.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
I surpride myself on getting you guys unique gifts every
year until Brooks that no gifts, so we didn't. I
didn't buy gifts, and then she tracked and bought every
single and everybody gifts.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
So I'm starry from Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It definitely seems like we're in a disagreement.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
So I will buy for every all the listeners will
buy you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Let's go ahead and spin the Christmas wheel. We're going
to decide once and.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
For all if it lands on missileto japp, I see what.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
It lands on. This year, we'll be doing Secret Santa
BackRub train. Oh wow, I didn't even know that was
an option on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I feel like it's the only option on your wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
This is gonna be a fun holiday season. After all,
who's gonna be in the front of the back rup train?
Who's going to be in the back?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think it's sad News. I think it's just gonna
be you and Jose whoever it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is, I call media. I want the middle.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I bet you did.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, finally we have a plan for Christmas. Good work everybody.
Now let's move on and get into the shock collar
question of the day. Send it over to the conductor
of the back Rub Express this holiday Digital Jay.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Not since the Swift for Olympics of ninety four has
a game swept the nation so quickly just one week.
It's become more popular than sixty Minutes, seven Minutes in
Heaven and the Jack Bauer Power Hour combined. It's three
seconds with Alexis. It's a trivia game so painfully easy.
(04:13):
We almost called it Brooke after one Cosmopolitan, but instead
we focused on the brilliant blonde with the smoothest brain
this side of Shutter Island, Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, it's not a good thing. Lexus smooth is good.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Will you trust your fate in her hands? Or will
you better against her? It's three seconds with Alexis. Now
today we're covering iconic movie quotes that are so famous
there's no way Alexis could possibly screw them up easy,
and we're starting with Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, man, brook.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
You know the category is famous movie quotes. This one
is from a classic suspense film from the nineteen seventies.
Do you think she'll get it right or wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Here's the thing with her finished quotes of anything like
if it's musical lyrics, movie quotes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Because we've been playing today versus back in the day,
it's a podcast exclusive. And I do these questions for her,
often thinking this is the dumbest question.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I would ever ask. It's too easy, I shouldn't do it.
And then she's it wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Sitting right next.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I learned from you, Brooks, and maybe I know this
is the one time, the first time I'm gonna say
I don't have faith in you.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, give me an easy one, please, Brooks betting against Alexis.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Alexis. As soon as I stop reading the question, you
can start to answer. You'll have three seconds, okay, Alexis.
There's a famous quote from the movie Jaws, you know,
the one with the big shark.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Got that.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
The quote is you're gonna need a bigger what boat?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It has to be both right, I will accept it.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
They are looking for a bigger boat because again the
shark was too big.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Can you imagine work.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, okay, well, Brooks.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Against Alexis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's not like you knew it. It was just logic.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It makes sense.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Yeah, and Alexis got it right. Somethings. Brook's getting shocked.
We move over to Jeffrey. Okay, Jeffrey, your famous movie
quote comes from a nineteen forties rom com. No, I'm sorry,
it's just.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
A rom Oh no, okay.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Are you going to bet on Alexis or against.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Alexis from the nineteen forties. Wouldn't it be funny if
Alexis was able to get a movie quote from Brooks
era like that would actually my day. But like, I
don't think Alexis likes romantic movies in general. I think
just because it's romance. I'm gonna say, no, she doesn't
know it.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
All right, Jeff's betting against Alexis. Alexis In the famous
film Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart looks directly at Ingrid Bergman and
famously says, here's looking at you.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Pretty girl.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
It's more meaning than that.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
He did have a way with words. He said, here's
looking at you kid. Fun fact, there was no human
resources back then, so you could call a woman anything
you wanted considered okay, even romantic?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
How is kid worse than Baby Time?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Under?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
A little bit better? Jeffery bent against Alexis and she
got it wrong, so you're safe from the shock collar. Finally,
we're on to Jose. Jose, your category for Alexis is
classic sports movies of the nineteen eighties. You betting honor
(07:47):
or you're betting against her.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
You never know with her on this last question, you
should know sports.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So far, she's fifty to fifty in this category.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, good, Yeah, solid f grade.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
So Jose, you're betting on her to get this right,
Gonna know it. Jose believes in her Alexis. In the
film Field of Dreams starring Kevin Costner, there's one line
that's famous heard throughout the movie that goes, if you
build it, blank will come. What's blank?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh no, we watched this movie. You will come, kid?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
You saw this.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We did a jeff movie versus classic movie.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
I was looking for the word they they, of course,
referring to the legendary dead baseball players of the past boiling.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I will say she didn't think that movie was really boring?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, and I rewatched it and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It is a little slow.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's the movie's fault for sure.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Jeffery got his bet right, Brooke got hers wrong, and
jose got his wrong. So they are both getting shot today.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And the song you'll be singing during the shot collar
is Only Girl in the World by Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What do you do make Me feel? I the only
girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's your shot collar question of the day. He's looking
at you, kids.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Every sports league has an MVP award, and today we're
announcing our own Morning Show most Valuable Player that's going.
This is the person we all turn to for advice,
for guidance, for inspiration. They are arguably the backbone of
this very program.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And it is thinking my honor to present show MVP
to the one, the only me again seventeen months in
a row.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
This was unex It's supposed to be a yearly award.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know that anyone did voting on this.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I guess I'm just so valuable. They have to keep
giving it to me over and over to remind me
and Brook my word of advice for you today.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I actually I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, but I'm the beacon of you know, inspiration and advice.
It's this when you're doing your little Mickey Mouse trivia
game that you like to do. My advice is, don't lose, okay,
and for the love of God, try to remember the
person's name on the other line one time.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I can go with the first part of that, okay,
The second part is really tricky for me.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's why you're never going to be the MVP of
the show. Those are the small victories that you need
before you get your big victory. In a brand new
beat Brook coming up right now, we got a return
player named Sharana on the phone. And Sharana has been
(10:56):
an equestrian teacher for a decade now, riding horses right now,
that's what the horse racing music is for. And she
is so confident because she is one to oh against
you all time that she says if you beat her today, Brook,
that your children get free horse riding lessons from her
for life.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh wow, she said it. She said it.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Party owned six horses.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Even if you said no, she would have just bought
the stables and made you take your children. So, Sharanna,
you don't really have much of a choice.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Here.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Brook's gonna get you on up out of the studio,
and while she leaves, you know how the game works.
He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are
you ready? Good luck, Shranna? Your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen ninety two, basketball player Magic Johnson retired.
What team did he play for? What cont and it
(12:00):
lands in four hemispheres?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
How do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
God, gosh?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
How many symphonies did Ludwig van Beethoven compose? More or
less than one hundred?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
More?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
In the nineties, you'd see Tim the Toolman Taylor on
What TV? Sitcom? I yeah, how many stories tall is
the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Eight ten or eighteen eighteen?
All right, good work, Sharana. Brook's gonna come back into
the studio here. Maybe I don't know. Sometimes she just
(12:35):
likes to chill out there for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
So of horses right now?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
I think?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Instagram, Oh sure, it's like I get lost in that scroll.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Sorry, I know we're in the middle of a show though,
I know, but I had a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Couple of seconds outside.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Anything stuck in the algorithm.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
There it is. We asked Sharanna before she came on,
what her favorite thing about the show is, and she
said the banter. Oh oh yes, wow. Let's show her
some of that right now.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Are you excited to be included in our banter?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (13:04):
I am, And so are the kids that I work for.
They're the ones that met you in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, of course, the horse kids are in Hawaii Va.
Speaker 14 (13:15):
I'm mosto the world's greatest Manny.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Wow, and tell the kiddles I said, Hi.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
I will.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
They'll be so upset that they didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's so funny. They can listen back on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
They were so nice.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And when I met her Brook, she spoke very highly
of you. Oh she's very kind.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, too bad. I have to annihilate you.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Now, Brook, it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, your time
starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety two, basketball
player Magic Johnson retired. What team did he play for?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The Lakers?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
What continent lands in four hemispheres?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Asia?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
How do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Salu?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
How many symphonies did Ludwood van Beethoven compose more or
less than one hundred more. In the nineties, you'd see
Tim the tool Man Taylor on What TV sitcom improvement?
How many stories tall is the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Eight ten or eighteen ten? Who got our answers in?
We're gonna go over to the scoreboard and see how
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you boll did with jose.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Holders are like onions, Yeah, oh, I'm on, Olga, that's
not the quote I am.
Speaker 15 (14:24):
Let's go all right, Sharana, you got to correct today,
get out miss Swamp jose On.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You got one compliment from the I can get out.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Miss Swamp as well. Three correct.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Sharana laughs. You've made a monster Congratulations on this day.
In nineteen ninety two, Magic Johnson retired. He played for
the La Lakers. The continent that lands in four our
hemispheres is Africa. The point comes like right in the
middle of it. How do you say cheers in Spanish?
(15:06):
That salut Ludwig von Beethoven composed less than a hundred symphonies,
only nine, only nine? Yeah, kind of a lazy bomb thousands, yeah, no,
just nine.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Taylor Swift has more albums than that Beethoven.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
In the nineties, you'd see tend the tool man Taylor
on home improvement and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is
only eight stories tall, big building it was.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was not very impressive. Oh, I'd say skip it
if you're in Italy.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, definitely not getting picked up by an Italian radio
station to be on there. So thanks for that, Brook anyway, Sure,
And we can't give you any money here, but just
for playing you get some Brook and Jeffrey swag to
take home for you.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
When you think of some of the most infamous criminals
of all time, you might think of al Capone, oh
for sure, Bonnie and Clyde. Actress Kristen Stewart, what is
she a criminal?
Speaker 14 (16:03):
Up?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Her acting in the Twilight series should be considered criminal.
It was robbery. The way that she stole our box
office money across three different movies.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It wasn't a good script to begin with.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I still stand by Crystal story.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think she's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I know, Brook, lock her up? Am I right? Not
the first time that I've heard you chant that phrase.
Today we're talking to an infamous criminal who says they
haven't been caught yet. And even though he's technically retired now.
He says his wife has no idea about his weird past.
That's why he's she was going to stay anonymous. In
(16:43):
a mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
You don't hear me concession, I can't take back.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Ell arms.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Speaker got a text to seven eight five nine two
that says pay FIFA with my eight year old son.
He beat me ten to one. I was so angry
that for the last few weeks I've been secretly practicing
after he goes to bed, I just had a rematch
lost fourteen tonight. Look, we understand we're all gonna have
(17:19):
low moments in our lives, and we don't want you
to feel bad about them all by yourself. Come on
here and tell us so we can all feel bad
about you together. Yes, and that's why Mac is on
the phone right now. At least that's the fake name
that he's chosen for himself. Matt, you are on the radio,
so welcome to your new lifetime low my friend.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Well, thank you for having me yack.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh wow, you do sound love with the voice changer.
It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Didn't mean actually bring you down.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
Matt.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're all here for you. To hear your confession. The
voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, you can hit.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Us with it. Well, here you go. Is nothing. I'm
retired from my former profession.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh okay, yeah, it's also.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
About ten years ago. When I was a lot younger,
I used to be a professional smuggler.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Smuggler whoa yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Like people mean my dad watch on that geo.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh my god, wow, really like across the border type
of smuggler, like a mule.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, kind of like a mule, except you know, I
wasn't necessarily incertanteen anything into my body or.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
What were you smuggling tons of stuff like tea creatures.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like exact animals that you're not allowed to buy in
this country.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Don't care about.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
These people all the time they get like caught with
like eighteen special cockroaches on their bodies.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
We don't hang out in your friends circles. We don't
know about we don't.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm always like, how do you fit that many guinea
pigs in a suitcase?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
You've come to the right place if you need to
go to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
God, this is crazy.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Yeah, Like for example, like baby sea horses and i'd
put them. I'd put them in water bottles.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
They're tiny to drink the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah this is a salty say oh no.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
But yeah, So then like other things like exotic meat
that's terrible though.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Like I mean, poachers usually are behind all this stuff,
or you're bringing in like diseases.
Speaker 15 (19:28):
But it could be like fine dining steaks from Japan totally.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
I mean I had a nickname. They called me the
beef King in Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
They called me the same thing in college, but different.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
It was also smuggling things.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
But yeah, like you said, like people didn't want lower
quality meat, and there were a lot of local meat
spots struggling, and there I came in like a hero,
the high quality surloins and all the wago and everything,
and they just they loved me.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Where did you put the meat?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Like are you traveling with like a refrigerated that's like
a cooler.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
I mean, I would just get really creative, like how
give us.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
An example, I mean outside of the water bottle of
the seahorses, what are we talking?
Speaker 9 (20:18):
I would use all kinds of things like children's toys
like mister Potato had and I.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Hope you got dry ice on that stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Or something.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
What's the weirdest item that you've ever had to smuggle before?
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I don't aside from like a pig head at one point,
oh man, because that was pretty common to me, so
I wouldn't say that's too weird. But there was one
time when they gave me huge jars of it. I'm
pretty sure they weren't animal eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh what were they then?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
I'm pretty sure they were human eyeballs. But I don't
ask questions.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Border No, no, this is all that. This is not you.
You sound so proud. There's a reason this stuff is illegal.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Maybe it was for like scientific research for some sort
of you know, ocular disease.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe they don't do that on the d L Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's not like somebody with.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
An eyeball suitcase like pops up to a university, opens
it up and says, which ones do you want?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
How do you know what the research is.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's not a like trunk back alley type of exchange.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I think it's one of those underfunded high schools and
a bad part of town.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, I mean, in fourth grade, we did get some
deer eyeballs from my friend's dad.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
This is terrible, Like did you ever get caught?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
I got stopped, but I never got detained.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, so they checked you like, oh my god, was
your heart just racing?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh yeah, three human hearts in his Barbie dreamhouse. We're
racing too.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Don't you feel bad? You've got to be part of
some like seriously tired?
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Yet I retired. I got a nice stash of cash.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh do you mean smuggled the girl across the border?
Like you met a woman to Mary the only body.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Party smuggle hole.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
No, I actually met her at the grocery store of
all places. Can you wave it?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You boring, you're a smuggler.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
If you think that's a good sale on stakes, I
can get your way better. Meet.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah, but once I met my wife, that's when I
knew it was time to quit.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Wow. Does she know what you did?
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Or I just told her I was in the delivery business.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Don't mind the trunks of cash when the guy shows
up at two am, though, honeytel, I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well, it's good you got out when you did.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Funny enough, to this day, when I checked my old email,
I still have offers in there from people all over
the world. I'm international, baby.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Well, you have to shoot your email over to us
just in case we ever need something.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, no, thank you. I do not want to be
connected to any of that. Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
All right, exotic meats for everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I want to eat camel breass.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
We'll stay in touch. Map text into seven eight five
nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
on to, we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and
make you the next mass speaker. Phone TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Today we call the organizer of a kid's beauty pageant.
Oh gosh, this woman has been doing it for a
few years now, and the big night is coming up.
So stress levels are high and possibly could go even higher.
When the uncle of one of the contestants calls. His
name is Big Rick, and Big Rick will do just
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about anything to make sure that his niece comes away
with the crown that mat, even if he has to
sabotage the other contestants. Some call that love. We call
that a phone tap. It's happening right.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Now, as on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Hello, why Hello, Why how to do there?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
My name is Big Rick? Who do I have the
pleasure of speaking to today.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Oh, this is Tara. Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, how do you do? Miss Tera?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Wonderful?
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
I'm a little confused. Is there something that I can
do for you?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Why?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 12 (24:31):
I believe you are the coordinator of the upcoming How
do you say a a A pageant?
Speaker 14 (24:41):
I am indeed yes. Well do you have a daughter.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I'm glad you asked. I have a niece. Her her
name is Clara Bell Jane. But you may know her
is Clara.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
Oh yes, Clara, Yes, yes, lovely. But did you have
a question I can help you with, Miss Tara.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
This is what I need to know.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
How are you and I gonna walk together to give
my sweet little Clara Belle Jean uh the first place trophy?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (25:15):
I like maybe a tip?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Perhaps?
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Well? I mean, of course, with all of our contestants,
we give them all of our expertise and knowledge.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Oh hold on now, miss.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
Tara, Okay, because we ain't talking about them other munchkins. Okay,
we're talking about just one, and that's my little punkin
pot Clara.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
How do we how do you say, take advantage of
the situation? A wink?
Speaker 14 (25:44):
I'm sorry, Are you trying to sway the competition and
Clara's chaber?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh no, not at all. I would never do that.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Oh good a wink.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
But I wonder about this, the talent portion of the
competition on. Yes, my Clara isn't much of a singer
or maybe even a dancer, but she can noodle a
catfish like no other, get a whole arm in that
dang mouth and pull a catfish right out of the mud,
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or took on clean off.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
But hey, she got it.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Do we maybe have something that I don't know, it's
slightly less sturdy.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Oh I'm sorry, my phone is cutting now. I couldn't
hear what you just said. We're just gonna stick with
the noodle and I'm glad you liked it.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Okay, Then.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Next question is about some somebody named Aubrey.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Apparently she won it last year. She got fust placed
blue ribbon.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
I try not to speak of the other contestants with
the the parent of or you know, she chaded.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
You're saying she chaded and you don't want to talk about.
Speaker 14 (27:06):
It some time.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
Some type of sneaky corruption or some type of some
sources going on here.
Speaker 14 (27:12):
We do not have any corruption in this paget. We
pride ourselves on.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
This, Miss Terror, you are secret safe with me. I'm
a trustworthy person.
Speaker 14 (27:25):
I appreciate that you are concerned and you want to
get involved. Yes, ma'am, this is crossing the line a bit. Oh,
I don't mean that we need to step away from it.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I do not mean to cross any lines whatsoever.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
I just need to know if Aubrey, maybe perhaps is
allergic to some type of nut, or maybe like you,
or some something simple like that that would keep her
from competing the poor little things.
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Going to pretend that I did not hear that.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh, and I'm going to pretend that Miss Clara already won't.
But some things need to just happen, am.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I right, sir.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
I so appreciate your call. Today, I am going to
have to step off into another meeting. I think I
will tell.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
Your friend Katie thank you for your phone number, okay,
and I will make sure to give her one of
the catfish at the Clarabelle noodles it fresh off the stage.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah, she's the one that sets you up with his
prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
What Yeah, it's just a joke.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Oh my gosh, Ky set you up, She said, you're
always so stressed this time of year when the pageant
hands so big rent to the rescue a rat.
Speaker 14 (28:44):
I just didn't know I was gonna get a congested
to noodle a catfish on table Boy.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You should see it. It was either that or we'll
have a whole crawfish boil.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
Maybe that will sway the director herself, Miss Terry, you like.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
A seafood ball, and who doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I knew you could. I know you could be balked.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It happens in movies and reality TV shows all the time,
people meddling in the dating lives of their other friends.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh yeah, it was in real life all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You know, is it okay to do that? Because if
it is and Brooke, after this is over, Alexis says
she has some thoughts on your current situationship with the
guy that you live with.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It just if you're open to them, it's a marriage. Yeah, okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Brook's life aside. We are about to do some love
life meddling today because one of our listeners swears she
has a really, really good reason. She needs to stop
her close friend from going out on a blind date,
and she wants our help to block it.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know you're skeptical, but you might be on her
side when you hear why in a brand new awkward
Tuesday phone call. Next, it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. As an adult going out
with high schoolers, bad idea.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Terrible idea, Get word, that's.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
What I said. Bad idea? Though, what about going out
with people you knew from back when you were in
high school? Is that okay?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Different?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Well, one of our listeners, Carrie, says, absolutely not. What
terrible horrible idea to date your old high school classmate.
It apparently that's why she needs our help today. Carrie,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
I think sounds like high.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
School drama is still following you right into adulthood.
Speaker 17 (30:58):
Huh yeah, it's it's weird. And let me just let
me just specify. I'm not opposed to other people dating
people that they knew in high school, but not my
friend Justin.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh, just Justin.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
So it's not even other people from your high school,
it's just Justin.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
You.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
This is a special case. What's going on with Justin?
Speaker 13 (31:18):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (31:18):
So Justin and our friends, we've been friends, like you said,
since high school. We're now in our late twenties.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
And the other day he told me, Hey, I'm going
on a date.
Speaker 13 (31:28):
It's crazy.
Speaker 17 (31:29):
You can't even imagine who I'm going to date with.
And it turns out to be this girl we knew
in high school, Catalina Lean.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Not Catalina's with Catalina Well, she was the awkward girl.
Speaker 17 (31:47):
She was like kind of like science geeky little.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Still bullying the awkward girl in high school. Are we
over that?
Speaker 17 (31:55):
Oh no, no, no, no, Like she knew she was awkward.
She was like the awkward, smart, science y girl.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
Listen, I was a little awkward.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
It's just I was able to play it off better.
Speaker 17 (32:04):
Than she was.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
May Brooke.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You must have had somebody at your school who was
like bad at handling their mess and that was the awkward.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Why are you better at chemistry? That was our chemistry class.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, so that's bad news that your friend might be
going out with your awkward kid from high school.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
Well, I'm going to give you a little more backstory
before I tell you why that's bad. Okay, Okay, he
got hooked up through another friend of ours from high
school who was connected. She had a crush on him
from high school. Blah blah blah blah. So they like
got each other's phone numbers. We're talking. He still has
no clue what she looks like. No one could find
her on social media. Well I was curious and I
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discovered that her parents got divorced and she took her
mom's maiden name. So I found her on social media
under her maiden name.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, snooping, So why are you I wad all this work?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
He's just going down on a.
Speaker 17 (33:02):
Date because she's gorgeous. I mean, she's like Scarlet Johansson, Britain.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Met It's amazing, Why is it?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (33:12):
Generally that is great for her. I'm happy for her.
But here's the thing, guys, I don't want him to know,
but I'm I kind of have a thing for Justin It.
We've known each other for so long. It just a
few years ago started and I'm not ready for him
to know. I need more time. But if he gets
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put in front of this girl, I have no chance.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
This is why it was.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Good being nerdier in high school, because she actually has
probably a cool personality too.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh they're not helping, Jose.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I mean you sounded petty, and I get why you're jealous,
and you admit it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
That all makes sense now.
Speaker 17 (33:54):
Yeah, I just I don't think I could compete.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Okay, you don't want justin going out with the now
pretty girl? Is justin the type of guy that's into
pretty women?
Speaker 18 (34:02):
Or is there any guy that's not into pretty women?
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:07):
Sorry, no, please, I'd prefer an ugly, stupid woman.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
So wait, what do you want to do though?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Do you just finally want to tell him how you
feel before he goes out with her.
Speaker 17 (34:16):
No, I'm not ready for that. I need more time.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
But I just need this figure out to convince him
not to go out with her.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh, oh, you could just stay in this like friend zone.
But I have a crush.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, I mean this is tricky, Like alexis, what do
you think about this situation? Trying to stop your friend
from going out with somebody hotter.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I don't know if it's the nicest thing to do,
but I would do it, probably myself too.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, but why didn't you just tell the guy that
you like him? Yeah, Like, you're in your late twenties
at this point, you got to shoot your shot. How
many decades have you been waiting?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Maybe she's waiting till he gets married and then divorced,
so that his confidence is so low he'll settle for anything.
That could be a good strategy.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, what if he likes you too, and you guys
are both just living in this world of not telling
each other.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
Well, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
I mean, that's kind of why I feel like I
need a little more time, Like I haven't really tried
to look for the signals and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
I'm like lighting the fire. Now you realize he's not
going to be single.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
For I woudn't fully like him until he found somebody
hotter and smarter.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Yeah, listen, let me say, like he stated other girls,
and this is going to make me sound really superficial,
but they didn't feel like competition to me, and so
I don't think that I really realized it until like
a woman came along that would totally blow me out
of the water.
Speaker 14 (35:40):
Now I wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay, now, the gloves are coming off.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, what do you want our help doing?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Then?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Like, are we calling Justin and telling him not to
go out with her?
Speaker 14 (35:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (35:52):
Yeah, this is convincing Justin not to go out with
her with telling them that you like him exactly.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Chances, that's our job to come up with a way
to convince Justin to cancel his date with the now
gorgeous looking Catalina without letting her know that she's gorgeous.
Speaker 17 (36:14):
Okay, listen, you don't have to keep rubbing in how
gorgeous she is. I get that, I obviously know what
I've seen her.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You can be named Catalina without being absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
She's not gorgeous. She's just stunning, And we're going to
convince Justin to not go out with her. We'll give
us a little bit of advice and let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's it's an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
If you're just joining us for this awkward Tuesday phone call,
it's a story that really speaks to my soul. The
awkward kid in high school who was maybe a little shy,
did school plays and chess club, and during field trips
he would crawl underneath the seats on the bus and
then pop up from below and say, guess who. They
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were completely undateable back then, But a few years go by,
and now they've matured mentally and physically.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I feel like you still do that thing, and.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
That ugly duckling has grown into an undeniable, bubbling cauldron
of raw desire. Because it's undeniable and her listener, Carrie,
she's not that person. She's actually kind of threatened by
that person. That's why she wants our help to stop
her friend Justin from going out with the awkward girl
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from high school who's now blossomed into the female me.
Why why did you want to do that, Jeff? Because
I mean, secretly she does have some feelings for Justin,
but isn't ready to tell him that. Carrie, your goal
is to convince him to not go out with.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
Her, right, Yeah, exactly, all right?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But how are we gonna do that? I think Jose
has an idea for you.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
So look, we kind of want him to just naturally
not like her anymore and pass up on the date.
We have to do the old fashioned high school trick
start a rumor about her, because what's that? I heard
she made out with her brother and it wasn't that
long ago, are you?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
That's what I have?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Brother's review of the kiss was not good.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Your words.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
I mean, I think it would be effective, but that's
the little.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Means that's gross. You're gonna have to play a little.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Bit dirty to get what you want.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
What do you think, bro Okay, listen, I don't think
it's about putting the hot girl down. I think it's
about building him up. He doesn't even know this girl's hot.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
All you need to say is, listen, you are so hot,
You're so beyond blind dates like yo that then you
tell him I have the most gorgeous friend ever that
I have to set you up with. She's funny, she's
everything you've ever been looking for. Like that, I can't
tell you who it is.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
It's Brooks with your guy.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
God more competition, and then you drop it on him
later when you're ready that the mysterious perfect woman is you.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Oh wow.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I'm like, what if I meet him at a restaurant,
I'm the one that walks in, and then I have
to deal with the potential rejection of him being like,
what are you doing here?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
All guy friends want to sleep with their girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
There is Brooks advice just sleep around. All Let's just
give him a call and we're gonna let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call and try and convince him
not to go out on his date. We're here for you,
all right, We're down the number right now.
Speaker 17 (39:57):
Okay, good Lucke.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Hello, Hey, how's it going? Hey? Care Bara? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Not much?
Speaker 17 (40:12):
How are you doing?
Speaker 13 (40:14):
I'm just counting some time before I have to go
to work? What's up?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (40:19):
You know, I just wanted to chat, say, hey, oh.
Speaker 18 (40:21):
Did Billy get a hold of you?
Speaker 13 (40:24):
Yeah? I assume you're talking about the blind date that
I mentioned the other day.
Speaker 17 (40:30):
No, no, no, I just meant about hanging out next weekend.
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Oh yeah, we're gonna say now that you mention it,
are you? Are you still doing that? You're still going
to hang out?
Speaker 13 (40:40):
I mean, I'm very I'm very curious. I mean, he
mentioned that Catalina's doing all kinds of neat things right now,
and I don't know, I just figured, what the hell? Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
You know, this is kind of weird, but I kind
of heard something really random recently.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
About her, like a rumor, a rumor doing about.
Speaker 17 (41:02):
Okay, so I heard that she was at a party
like a month ago and kind of made out with
her brother.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
What where did you hear this? Yeah, I don't know,
just randomly randomly what? Yeah, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 18 (41:24):
But like, blind dates are really weird, aren't they?
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Like, are you sure you really wanted a blind date?
Speaker 18 (41:27):
I mean, you're so cool.
Speaker 17 (41:29):
And like you're good looking, and you really want to like.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Go through the awkwardness of a blind date and all that.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
Well, I mean, it's just a blind date. I'm not
going to marry the girl. Just figured meete up for
a cup of coffee then just talk, you know.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
You know what?
Speaker 19 (41:45):
How about this?
Speaker 17 (41:46):
Like, I have a friend, she's awesome, she's great, she's
super hot. What if I set you up with her instead?
Speaker 13 (41:54):
You you want to set me up on a blind date?
Speaker 14 (41:58):
No, it's not a blind date because I see her
and I know her well.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
But like Helen, and no one has seen her, none
of us have like talked to her in a long time.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
I mean, I guess you guys have been texting that something,
but like, you know, I don't know this might be better.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Well, tell me about this friend of yours.
Speaker 18 (42:18):
I mean, she's great, you know, like I think you would.
I think you'd really like her.
Speaker 13 (42:22):
She's you would totally get along.
Speaker 17 (42:24):
I know you guys have a lot in common. And
I know one hundred percent that she does not make
out with her brother at party.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
I firmly hope not.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Laughing too hard, justin, justin, what are you at a
party or something?
Speaker 13 (42:50):
What's all that laughter?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I think we're kind of a party. We're we're a
morning radio show. Justin called Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Why did you go with those days advice?
Speaker 3 (43:03):
I thought that like solid though, kidding.
Speaker 13 (43:06):
I am so lost right now.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
You're on the radio right now, man, Okay, we're doing
a segment called an Awkward Tuesday phone Call. Carrie reached
out wanting a little bit of help to talk to
you about your upcoming blind date with this girl. We're
not sure it's a good idea for you to go out.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
With her because of the brother thing or.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I mean, that's just one of many many reasons.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Because car Carrie does have someone really cool that she
wants to set you up with.
Speaker 13 (43:39):
Harry, what exactly is going on here. This is it
is a little weird.
Speaker 17 (43:43):
Okay, listen, justin, I I haven't been super honest with you.
I have not been the best friend in the sense that.
Speaker 14 (43:52):
I discovered Catalina's social.
Speaker 13 (43:55):
Media and well you found her social media.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
What does she look like?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
That sound is probably all you need to know.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
New rumor coming in. I hear she looks like Oscar
the ground, like a muppet whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Who cares what she looks like. You're not the type
of guy that bases a relationship on looks. Are you
just come on?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
Like I said, at the very least, we would just
get a cup of coffee and catch up a little bit.
That doesn't mean we go on a second date or anything.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah, it starts with coffee drinking. Next thing, you know,
brothers are kissing.
Speaker 17 (44:28):
Okay, I don't feel like any of this is helping you.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Did you need to do the thing?
Speaker 9 (44:35):
I mean?
Speaker 18 (44:35):
Okay, Okay, I think this has become too much of
an awkward quagmire for me not to say the thing
that I have been trying to not say say the thing?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Carry what thing?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
What?
Speaker 13 (44:47):
I still don't know what the hell is going on here?
Speaker 11 (44:53):
We have such a good connection, and I just kind
of wondering if, like, maybe there's a mutual attraction beyond
friendship between us.
Speaker 9 (45:04):
It is hmm, what do you think?
Speaker 13 (45:07):
So you dragged me through a whole radio show to
finally spill the beams here care beer.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Maybe she was nervous.
Speaker 18 (45:16):
Obviously I realize now this is not the right way
to do it.
Speaker 19 (45:20):
I just I just saw that, like, maybe we needed
some more organic time to let it evolve.
Speaker 17 (45:26):
But then I saw Katalina and I would have no
chance if you met her.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That is not true, Justin, don't you think that Carrie
is amazing? Could you see something more between you two?
Have you ever picked?
Speaker 13 (45:39):
I wouldn't have been friends with her for the last
decade if I didn't think she was amazing. You We've
talked about this. You always, you know, undersell yourself, see
and to be perfectly honest, Yeah, I think you kind
of went about this the wrong way. Is so finally
getting this out in the open. But hey, might make
a great story for our first date.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
So justin, you're into the idea of maybe going out
with Carrie here not a friend date, like a romantic date.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I wouldn't mind one.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, really, it sounds justin like you have liked her
for a long time.
Speaker 13 (46:15):
Probably be honest, I have.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Was afraid that I was in the zone. But you know,
I just kind of I just you know, like you said,
we've been friends for a long time. I didn't know
how you felt, so I didn't want to like ruin
a good thing.
Speaker 18 (46:28):
But we've yeah, both kind of been idiots.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
In all of our years here. I never thought Brooks
advice of just sleep with all of your friends, what's
the worst that's been happen would actually work. Good job, Brow.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Are you gonna find out.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Actually, I think that one was really cute. Yeah, we were.
I had an update from them.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I mean, a lot of drama to just ask someone
else that you've known for a long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's true. Was just telling your closest friend, Hey, I
have a crush on you.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Crossing that border is hard?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Can I kiss you? That's what I'm straight forward?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, straight for it after ten years of friendship.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Yeah, but the first time I kissed one of my
best friends, oh this is I was like sixteen, right,
and it was like my second kiss I'd ever had,
and the first one went horribly wrong, so this one
was really good and I got so excited I high
fived him afterwards. Oh and he was like, she goes Brook,
(47:38):
don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Close enough he could tell you that.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, he's still one of my best buddies.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
So anyway, back to this couple, please, I.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Think what I think what this is is if you
have a crush, just tell him, all right, there's not that, yeah, friendship.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
And then when that backfires, call us okay and we'll
do it another awkward too.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Or you can always submit on our website at Brookinjeffrey
dot com and always follow us on socials at Brick
and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
Brook and Jeffrey. In the Morning.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
On the phone is a woman named Rihanne who lost
to you during the summer brook. She admits she choked.
Oh wow, she messed up, but today she's back and
things are gonna be different. Why One, she made sure
she got her coffee this morning before she played. Or two,
there's not currently a rush at her work. Okay, she
(48:40):
was trying to answer customers and answer questions last time.
This time she's taken a break, all right, Like.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Why did you yell out the state of Arizona.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
But Rianne is back. She is our Rudy of the day.
Speaker 13 (48:55):
Welcome, guys.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Wait, are you at work though? Right now? Still?
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 8 (49:04):
I do auto glass.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I got a huge crack in my windshield right now?
Speaker 19 (49:08):
Well, I got you, guys, I will hook you up.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Okay, look at that.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Okay, I doubt it. Hey, she says she's serious. We're
going to hold her to it. You're gonna talk back
to the person that's not a haters. Okay, all right, Rianne,
she has left the studio. You know the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you do have to beat her outright to win? Are
(49:33):
you ready? I am all right for redemption? Yeah? Your
time starts now. On this day. In two thousand and three,
Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How old was she? Rupert
Grint is best known for playing which Harry Potter character
What is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
(49:57):
The Hines Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate the factories
in which state Pennsylvania? What do you call an eye
doctor optometry? In the original movie, what color top does
the Little Mermaid wear?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (50:11):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (50:11):
Green?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
All right, all right, I appreciate Ryan that there was
a phone ringing at your work and you specifically did
not answer the phone and help out the customers should
answer the phone.
Speaker 13 (50:22):
And there was a.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Phone going off in the back while she was answering.
Speaker 18 (50:26):
My boss is literally walking in right now to check
on that.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
We were talking to her about glass.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I see my phone screener here that you have a
holiday tradition called the saran wrap ball. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (50:41):
Essentially, what we do is everybody.
Speaker 19 (50:43):
Buys little gifts and we buy a costco size saran
wrap and we wrap it all in layers and layers
and layers, and then you have to wear oven miss
and try to unwrap layers to get kifts's.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's really funny. I mean, terrible for the environment, but really.
Speaker 14 (51:01):
I know. Thanks thanks for the reminders.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
All right, Brook to your turn. Are you ready? Yes,
your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a
star on the Hollywood Walk of fame. How old was she.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Two thousand and three? She was twenty two.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Holly or
for which Harry Potter character.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
He was the you know you know, Jeff, Yeah, Harry
and okay pass.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
What is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
In Africa? Kiliman Jarl?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
The Heinz Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories
in which states Pennsylvania? Ooh, I kind of struggled on
a question there, and it may have come back to Brook.
We'll find out when we go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
Other weaknesses.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
We're slow learners and we're not particularly good listeners. We're
also slow learners.
Speaker 15 (51:54):
Riann, you got too correct today, worse than you thought.
And I thought, oh oh no, we got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
And Brook do I choked on that Harry Potter question?
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Rianne got two extra questions?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Oh my god, I could. It's like they use one
of those forget charms.
Speaker 8 (52:14):
The name of the charm, yeah, Grol and you also.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Got and the tie does go to the house on
this one. So you're O one and one all time.
But let's go to the questions here on this day
In two thousand and three, Brittany Spears became the youngest
singer with a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
She was twenty one years old when she got the
impressive Rupert Grint is best known for playing Ron Weasley in.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
That All I could think, who is Fred and George?
That's all I could say? And I was like, no,
that's not it.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Highest mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro. Heinz Company and
Hershey Chocolate both operate factories in Pennsylvania. An eye doctor
is called an optometry.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I would have gotten that one.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
I mean the original movie, What color top does a
little Mermaid wear?
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Brook, She's wearing a seashell and it's white.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
It's a purple seashells purple purple.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Hey, listen, I watched on VHS, so it's kind of great.
Speaker 6 (53:10):
Rianne.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Unfortunately, we can't give you any money here, but just
for playing, we're gonna hook you up with Brooke and
Jeffrey Swag.
Speaker 19 (53:17):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 13 (53:19):
Good job break.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
You're the goat Hey tag us in one of those
suran wrap videos. I want to see it. I think
it sounds really funny.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Who that great fun challenge. Yeah, totally yeah, and also
engrave our show name into somebody's autoglass for us.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
That'd be cool, that would help us more.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Anyway, Ryan, love having you on the show. Thank you
for playing. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bock same
time tomorrow
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
I feel like it's appropriate Thanksgiving week that today's mass
Speaker is a secret about meats. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It works.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It works.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome to it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's Brook and Jeffrey and you've reached the full hour
podcast because you're crazy enough to be with us without love.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I like it a lot. We're starting with comments
as always, what do you see?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Alexis Dena said, hello all the way from Bulgaria. It's
around eight pm for me by the time the episodes
get upload, but I'm openly looking forward to each one.
It's my after work unwinding therapy.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I just met some guys from Bulgaria. They're amazing and
it made me go in and look up the country
I want to visit. Oh wow, it looks incredible.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
And the food I would love to try Bulgarian food
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Dude, it's kind of like it's close de Greece. Yeah, Mediterranean.
It's the beaches looking credible.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, sorry, that's my tourism PSA for Bulgaria.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And I'm ready. That's right, We're going to get into
the full hour right now. Can produce me to those
Bulgarian men? Oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
We got a message the other day from a listener
with some feedback about our show.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I printed
it out. Jose, do you want to read it for us?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
All right, It says to Brook and Jeffrey's message, can
you play Christmas music?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh wait a minute, Actually no, no stop to turn
turn off the music. I would totally do that, but
Brooke has requested no festive music. She asked for no
office decorations, no trees, no lights, nothing that could get
people happy or into the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I love the holidays, Jeffrey, Why would you?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jose usually stores his fake Christmas tree here in the studio,
but Brooke had it removed and ordered it to be
burned in front of a group of young children.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Brook run in a flame for.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did just because we're not Jose's personal storage locker.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Ebenezer fox wis once again this year, which brings me
to my next point.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's so sad, I'm not that.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Are we buying Christmas presents for each other?
Speaker 8 (02:13):
This year?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Sorry? Let me rephrase, Brooke, are you forcing us to
buy you and your family presence? Again?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Your Christmas present almost started a house fire at Alexis's apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that coffee book. So I make a book just
out of safety reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No from Alexis. What do you think you want presents
this year?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You can get money? Yeah, cash present.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And my thoughts.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
I surpride myself on getting you guys unique gifts every
year until Brooks that no gifts, so we didn't. I
didn't buy gifts, and then she tracked and bought every
single and everybody gifts.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
So I'm starry from Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It definitely seems like we're in a disagreement.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
So I will buy for every all the listeners will
buy you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Let's go ahead and spin the Christmas wheel. We're going
to decide once and.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
For all if it lands on missileto japp, I see what.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
It lands on. This year, we'll be doing Secret Santa
BackRub train. Oh wow, I didn't even know that was
an option on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I feel like it's the only option on your wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
This is gonna be a fun holiday season. After all,
who's gonna be in the front of the back rup train?
Who's going to be in the back?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think it's sad News. I think it's just gonna
be you and Jose whoever it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is, I call media. I want the middle.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I bet you did.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, finally we have a plan for Christmas. Good work everybody.
Now let's move on and get into the shock collar
question of the day. Send it over to the conductor
of the back Rub Express this holiday Digital Jay.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Not since the Swift for Olympics of ninety four has
a game swept the nation so quickly just one week.
It's become more popular than sixty Minutes, seven Minutes in
Heaven and the Jack Bauer Power Hour combined. It's three
seconds with Alexis. It's a trivia game so painfully easy.
(04:13):
We almost called it Brooke after one Cosmopolitan, but instead
we focused on the brilliant blonde with the smoothest brain
this side of Shutter Island, Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, it's not a good thing. Lexus smooth is good.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Will you trust your fate in her hands? Or will
you better against her? It's three seconds with Alexis. Now
today we're covering iconic movie quotes that are so famous
there's no way Alexis could possibly screw them up easy,
and we're starting with Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, man, brook.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
You know the category is famous movie quotes. This one
is from a classic suspense film from the nineteen seventies.
Do you think she'll get it right or wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Here's the thing with her finished quotes of anything like
if it's musical lyrics, movie quotes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Because we've been playing today versus back in the day,
it's a podcast exclusive. And I do these questions for her,
often thinking this is the dumbest question.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I would ever ask. It's too easy, I shouldn't do it.
And then she's it wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Sitting right next.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I learned from you, Brooks, and maybe I know this
is the one time, the first time I'm gonna say
I don't have faith in you.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, give me an easy one, please, Brooks betting against Alexis.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Alexis. As soon as I stop reading the question, you
can start to answer. You'll have three seconds, okay, Alexis.
There's a famous quote from the movie Jaws, you know,
the one with the big shark.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Got that.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
The quote is you're gonna need a bigger what boat?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It has to be both right, I will accept it.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
They are looking for a bigger boat because again the
shark was too big.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Can you imagine work.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, okay, well, Brooks.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Against Alexis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's not like you knew it. It was just logic.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It makes sense.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Yeah, and Alexis got it right. Somethings. Brook's getting shocked.
We move over to Jeffrey. Okay, Jeffrey, your famous movie
quote comes from a nineteen forties rom com. No, I'm sorry,
it's just.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
A rom Oh no, okay.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Are you going to bet on Alexis or against.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Alexis from the nineteen forties. Wouldn't it be funny if
Alexis was able to get a movie quote from Brooks
era like that would actually my day. But like, I
don't think Alexis likes romantic movies in general. I think
just because it's romance. I'm gonna say, no, she doesn't
know it.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
All right, Jeff's betting against Alexis. Alexis In the famous
film Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart looks directly at Ingrid Bergman and
famously says, here's looking at you.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Pretty girl.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
It's more meaning than that.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
He did have a way with words. He said, here's
looking at you kid. Fun fact, there was no human
resources back then, so you could call a woman anything
you wanted considered okay, even romantic?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
How is kid worse than Baby Time?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Under?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
A little bit better? Jeffery bent against Alexis and she
got it wrong, so you're safe from the shock collar. Finally,
we're on to Jose. Jose, your category for Alexis is
classic sports movies of the nineteen eighties. You betting honor
(07:47):
or you're betting against her.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
You never know with her on this last question, you
should know sports.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So far, she's fifty to fifty in this category.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, good, Yeah, solid f grade.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
So Jose, you're betting on her to get this right,
Gonna know it. Jose believes in her Alexis. In the
film Field of Dreams starring Kevin Costner, there's one line
that's famous heard throughout the movie that goes, if you
build it, blank will come. What's blank?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh no, we watched this movie. You will come, kid?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
You saw this.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We did a jeff movie versus classic movie.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
I was looking for the word they they, of course,
referring to the legendary dead baseball players of the past boiling.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I will say she didn't think that movie was really boring?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, and I rewatched it and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It is a little slow.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's the movie's fault for sure.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Jeffery got his bet right, Brooke got hers wrong, and
jose got his wrong. So they are both getting shot today.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And the song you'll be singing during the shot collar
is Only Girl in the World by Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What do you do make Me feel? I the only
girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's your shot collar question of the day. He's looking
at you, kids.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Every sports league has an MVP award, and today we're
announcing our own Morning Show most Valuable Player that's going.
This is the person we all turn to for advice,
for guidance, for inspiration. They are arguably the backbone of
this very program.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And it is thinking my honor to present show MVP
to the one, the only me again seventeen months in
a row.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
This was unex It's supposed to be a yearly award.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know that anyone did voting on this.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I guess I'm just so valuable. They have to keep
giving it to me over and over to remind me
and Brook my word of advice for you today.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I actually I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, but I'm the beacon of you know, inspiration and advice.
It's this when you're doing your little Mickey Mouse trivia
game that you like to do. My advice is, don't lose, okay,
and for the love of God, try to remember the
person's name on the other line one time.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I can go with the first part of that, okay,
The second part is really tricky for me.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's why you're never going to be the MVP of
the show. Those are the small victories that you need
before you get your big victory. In a brand new
beat Brook coming up right now, we got a return
player named Sharana on the phone. And Sharana has been
(10:56):
an equestrian teacher for a decade now, riding horses right now,
that's what the horse racing music is for. And she
is so confident because she is one to oh against
you all time that she says if you beat her today, Brook,
that your children get free horse riding lessons from her
for life.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh wow, she said it. She said it.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Party owned six horses.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Even if you said no, she would have just bought
the stables and made you take your children. So, Sharanna,
you don't really have much of a choice.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Here.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Brook's gonna get you on up out of the studio,
and while she leaves, you know how the game works.
He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are
you ready? Good luck, Shranna? Your time starts now on
this day. In nineteen ninety two, basketball player Magic Johnson retired.
What team did he play for? What cont and it
(12:00):
lands in four hemispheres?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
How do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
God, gosh?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
How many symphonies did Ludwig van Beethoven compose? More or
less than one hundred?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
More?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
In the nineties, you'd see Tim the Toolman Taylor on
What TV? Sitcom? I yeah, how many stories tall is
the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Eight ten or eighteen eighteen?
All right, good work, Sharana. Brook's gonna come back into
the studio here. Maybe I don't know. Sometimes she just
(12:35):
likes to chill out there for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
So of horses right now?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
I think?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Instagram, Oh sure, it's like I get lost in that scroll.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Sorry, I know we're in the middle of a show though,
I know, but I had a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Couple of seconds outside.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Anything stuck in the algorithm.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
There it is. We asked Sharanna before she came on,
what her favorite thing about the show is, and she
said the banter. Oh oh yes, wow. Let's show her
some of that right now.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Are you excited to be included in our banter?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (13:04):
I am, And so are the kids that I work for.
They're the ones that met you in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, of course, the horse kids are in Hawaii Va.
Speaker 14 (13:15):
I'm mosto the world's greatest Manny.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Wow, and tell the kiddles I said, Hi.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
I will.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
They'll be so upset that they didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's so funny. They can listen back on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
They were so nice.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And when I met her Brook, she spoke very highly
of you. Oh she's very kind.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, too bad. I have to annihilate you.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Now, Brook, it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, your time
starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety two, basketball
player Magic Johnson retired. What team did he play for?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The Lakers?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
What continent lands in four hemispheres?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Asia?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
How do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Salu?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
How many symphonies did Ludwood van Beethoven compose more or
less than one hundred more. In the nineties, you'd see
Tim the tool Man Taylor on What TV sitcom improvement?
How many stories tall is the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Eight ten or eighteen ten? Who got our answers in?
We're gonna go over to the scoreboard and see how
(14:13):
you boll did with jose.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Holders are like onions, Yeah, oh, I'm on, Olga, that's
not the quote I am.
Speaker 15 (14:24):
Let's go all right, Sharana, you got to correct today,
get out miss Swamp jose On.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You got one compliment from the I can get out.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Miss Swamp as well. Three correct.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Sharana laughs. You've made a monster Congratulations on this day.
In nineteen ninety two, Magic Johnson retired. He played for
the La Lakers. The continent that lands in four our
hemispheres is Africa. The point comes like right in the
middle of it. How do you say cheers in Spanish?
(15:06):
That salut Ludwig von Beethoven composed less than a hundred symphonies,
only nine, only nine? Yeah, kind of a lazy bomb thousands, yeah, no,
just nine.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Taylor Swift has more albums than that Beethoven.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
In the nineties, you'd see tend the tool man Taylor
on home improvement and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is
only eight stories tall, big building it was.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was not very impressive. Oh, I'd say skip it
if you're in Italy.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, definitely not getting picked up by an Italian radio
station to be on there. So thanks for that, Brook anyway, Sure,
And we can't give you any money here, but just
for playing you get some Brook and Jeffrey swag to
take home for you.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
When you think of some of the most infamous criminals
of all time, you might think of al Capone, oh
for sure, Bonnie and Clyde. Actress Kristen Stewart, what is
she a criminal?
Speaker 14 (16:03):
Up?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Her acting in the Twilight series should be considered criminal.
It was robbery. The way that she stole our box
office money across three different movies.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It wasn't a good script to begin with.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I still stand by Crystal story.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think she's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I know, Brook, lock her up? Am I right? Not
the first time that I've heard you chant that phrase.
Today we're talking to an infamous criminal who says they
haven't been caught yet. And even though he's technically retired now.
He says his wife has no idea about his weird past.
That's why he's she was going to stay anonymous. In
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a mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
You don't hear me concession, I can't take back.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Ell arms.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Speaker got a text to seven eight five nine two
that says pay FIFA with my eight year old son.
He beat me ten to one. I was so angry
that for the last few weeks I've been secretly practicing
after he goes to bed, I just had a rematch
lost fourteen tonight. Look, we understand we're all gonna have
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low moments in our lives, and we don't want you
to feel bad about them all by yourself. Come on
here and tell us so we can all feel bad
about you together. Yes, and that's why Mac is on
the phone right now. At least that's the fake name
that he's chosen for himself. Matt, you are on the radio,
so welcome to your new lifetime low my friend.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Well, thank you for having me yack.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh wow, you do sound love with the voice changer.
It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Didn't mean actually bring you down.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
Matt.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're all here for you. To hear your confession. The
voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, you can hit.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Us with it. Well, here you go. Is nothing. I'm
retired from my former profession.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh okay, yeah, it's also.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
About ten years ago. When I was a lot younger,
I used to be a professional smuggler.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Smuggler whoa yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Like people mean my dad watch on that geo.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh my god, wow, really like across the border type
of smuggler, like a mule.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, kind of like a mule, except you know, I
wasn't necessarily incertanteen anything into my body or.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
What were you smuggling tons of stuff like tea creatures.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like exact animals that you're not allowed to buy in
this country.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Don't care about.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
These people all the time they get like caught with
like eighteen special cockroaches on their bodies.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
We don't hang out in your friends circles. We don't
know about we don't.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm always like, how do you fit that many guinea
pigs in a suitcase?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
You've come to the right place if you need to
go to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
God, this is crazy.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Yeah, Like for example, like baby sea horses and i'd
put them. I'd put them in water bottles.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
They're tiny to drink the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah this is a salty say oh no.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
But yeah, So then like other things like exotic meat
that's terrible though.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Like I mean, poachers usually are behind all this stuff,
or you're bringing in like diseases.
Speaker 15 (19:28):
But it could be like fine dining steaks from Japan totally.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
I mean I had a nickname. They called me the
beef King in Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
They called me the same thing in college, but different.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
It was also smuggling things.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
But yeah, like you said, like people didn't want lower
quality meat, and there were a lot of local meat
spots struggling, and there I came in like a hero,
the high quality surloins and all the wago and everything,
and they just they loved me.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Where did you put the meat?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Like are you traveling with like a refrigerated that's like
a cooler.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
I mean, I would just get really creative, like how
give us.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
An example, I mean outside of the water bottle of
the seahorses, what are we talking?
Speaker 9 (20:18):
I would use all kinds of things like children's toys
like mister Potato had and I.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Hope you got dry ice on that stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Or something.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
What's the weirdest item that you've ever had to smuggle before?
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I don't aside from like a pig head at one point,
oh man, because that was pretty common to me, so
I wouldn't say that's too weird. But there was one
time when they gave me huge jars of it. I'm
pretty sure they weren't animal eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh what were they then?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
I'm pretty sure they were human eyeballs. But I don't
ask questions.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Border No, no, this is all that. This is not you.
You sound so proud. There's a reason this stuff is illegal.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Maybe it was for like scientific research for some sort
of you know, ocular disease.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe they don't do that on the d L Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's not like somebody with.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
An eyeball suitcase like pops up to a university, opens
it up and says, which ones do you want?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
How do you know what the research is.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's not a like trunk back alley type of exchange.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I think it's one of those underfunded high schools and
a bad part of town.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, I mean, in fourth grade, we did get some
deer eyeballs from my friend's dad.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
This is terrible, Like did you ever get caught?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
I got stopped, but I never got detained.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, so they checked you like, oh my god, was
your heart just racing?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh yeah, three human hearts in his Barbie dreamhouse. We're
racing too.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Don't you feel bad? You've got to be part of
some like seriously tired?
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Yet I retired. I got a nice stash of cash.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh do you mean smuggled the girl across the border?
Like you met a woman to Mary the only body.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Party smuggle hole.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
No, I actually met her at the grocery store of
all places. Can you wave it?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You boring, you're a smuggler.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
If you think that's a good sale on stakes, I
can get your way better. Meet.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah, but once I met my wife, that's when I
knew it was time to quit.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Wow. Does she know what you did?
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Or I just told her I was in the delivery business.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Don't mind the trunks of cash when the guy shows
up at two am, though, honeytel, I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well, it's good you got out when you did.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Funny enough, to this day, when I checked my old email,
I still have offers in there from people all over
the world. I'm international, baby.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Well, you have to shoot your email over to us
just in case we ever need something.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, no, thank you. I do not want to be
connected to any of that. Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
All right, exotic meats for everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I want to eat camel breass.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
We'll stay in touch. Map text into seven eight five
nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
on to, we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and
make you the next mass speaker. Phone TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Today we call the organizer of a kid's beauty pageant.
Oh gosh, this woman has been doing it for a
few years now, and the big night is coming up.
So stress levels are high and possibly could go even higher.
When the uncle of one of the contestants calls. His
name is Big Rick, and Big Rick will do just
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about anything to make sure that his niece comes away
with the crown that mat, even if he has to
sabotage the other contestants. Some call that love. We call
that a phone tap. It's happening right.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Now, as on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Hello, why Hello, Why how to do there?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
My name is Big Rick? Who do I have the
pleasure of speaking to today.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Oh, this is Tara. Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, how do you do? Miss Tera?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Wonderful?
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
I'm a little confused. Is there something that I can
do for you?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Why?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 12 (24:31):
I believe you are the coordinator of the upcoming How
do you say a a A pageant?
Speaker 14 (24:41):
I am indeed yes. Well do you have a daughter.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I'm glad you asked. I have a niece. Her her
name is Clara Bell Jane. But you may know her
is Clara.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
Oh yes, Clara, Yes, yes, lovely. But did you have
a question I can help you with, Miss Tara.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
This is what I need to know.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
How are you and I gonna walk together to give
my sweet little Clara Belle Jean uh the first place trophy?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (25:15):
I like maybe a tip?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Perhaps?
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Well? I mean, of course, with all of our contestants,
we give them all of our expertise and knowledge.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Oh hold on now, miss.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
Tara, Okay, because we ain't talking about them other munchkins. Okay,
we're talking about just one, and that's my little punkin
pot Clara.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
How do we how do you say, take advantage of
the situation? A wink?
Speaker 14 (25:44):
I'm sorry, Are you trying to sway the competition and
Clara's chaber?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh no, not at all. I would never do that.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Oh good a wink.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
But I wonder about this, the talent portion of the
competition on. Yes, my Clara isn't much of a singer
or maybe even a dancer, but she can noodle a
catfish like no other, get a whole arm in that
dang mouth and pull a catfish right out of the mud,
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or took on clean off.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
But hey, she got it.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Do we maybe have something that I don't know, it's
slightly less sturdy.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Oh I'm sorry, my phone is cutting now. I couldn't
hear what you just said. We're just gonna stick with
the noodle and I'm glad you liked it.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Okay, Then.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Next question is about some somebody named Aubrey.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Apparently she won it last year. She got fust placed
blue ribbon.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
I try not to speak of the other contestants with
the the parent of or you know, she chaded.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
You're saying she chaded and you don't want to talk about.
Speaker 14 (27:06):
It some time.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
Some type of sneaky corruption or some type of some
sources going on here.
Speaker 14 (27:12):
We do not have any corruption in this paget. We
pride ourselves on.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
This, Miss Terror, you are secret safe with me. I'm
a trustworthy person.
Speaker 14 (27:25):
I appreciate that you are concerned and you want to
get involved. Yes, ma'am, this is crossing the line a bit. Oh,
I don't mean that we need to step away from it.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I do not mean to cross any lines whatsoever.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
I just need to know if Aubrey, maybe perhaps is
allergic to some type of nut, or maybe like you,
or some something simple like that that would keep her
from competing the poor little things.
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Going to pretend that I did not hear that.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh, and I'm going to pretend that Miss Clara already won't.
But some things need to just happen, am.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I right, sir.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
I so appreciate your call. Today, I am going to
have to step off into another meeting. I think I
will tell.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
Your friend Katie thank you for your phone number, okay,
and I will make sure to give her one of
the catfish at the Clarabelle noodles it fresh off the stage.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah, she's the one that sets you up with his
prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
What Yeah, it's just a joke.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Oh my gosh, Ky set you up, She said, you're
always so stressed this time of year when the pageant
hands so big rent to the rescue a rat.
Speaker 14 (28:44):
I just didn't know I was gonna get a congested
to noodle a catfish on table Boy.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You should see it. It was either that or we'll
have a whole crawfish boil.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
Maybe that will sway the director herself, Miss Terry, you like.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
A seafood ball, and who doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I knew you could. I know you could be balked.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It happens in movies and reality TV shows all the time,
people meddling in the dating lives of their other friends.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh yeah, it was in real life all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You know, is it okay to do that? Because if
it is and Brooke, after this is over, Alexis says
she has some thoughts on your current situationship with the
guy that you live with.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It just if you're open to them, it's a marriage. Yeah, okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Brook's life aside. We are about to do some love
life meddling today because one of our listeners swears she
has a really, really good reason. She needs to stop
her close friend from going out on a blind date,
and she wants our help to block it.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know you're skeptical, but you might be on her
side when you hear why in a brand new awkward
Tuesday phone call. Next, it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. As an adult going out
with high schoolers, bad idea.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Terrible idea, Get word, that's.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
What I said. Bad idea? Though, what about going out
with people you knew from back when you were in
high school? Is that okay?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Different?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Well, one of our listeners, Carrie, says, absolutely not. What
terrible horrible idea to date your old high school classmate.
It apparently that's why she needs our help today. Carrie,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
I think sounds like high.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
School drama is still following you right into adulthood.
Speaker 17 (30:58):
Huh yeah, it's it's weird. And let me just let
me just specify. I'm not opposed to other people dating
people that they knew in high school, but not my
friend Justin.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh, just Justin.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
So it's not even other people from your high school,
it's just Justin.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
You.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
This is a special case. What's going on with Justin?
Speaker 13 (31:18):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (31:18):
So Justin and our friends, we've been friends, like you said,
since high school. We're now in our late twenties.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
And the other day he told me, Hey, I'm going
on a date.
Speaker 13 (31:28):
It's crazy.
Speaker 17 (31:29):
You can't even imagine who I'm going to date with.
And it turns out to be this girl we knew
in high school, Catalina Lean.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Not Catalina's with Catalina Well, she was the awkward girl.
Speaker 17 (31:47):
She was like kind of like science geeky little.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Still bullying the awkward girl in high school. Are we
over that?
Speaker 17 (31:55):
Oh no, no, no, no, Like she knew she was awkward.
She was like the awkward, smart, science y girl.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
Listen, I was a little awkward.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
It's just I was able to play it off better.
Speaker 17 (32:04):
Than she was.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
May Brooke.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You must have had somebody at your school who was
like bad at handling their mess and that was the awkward.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Why are you better at chemistry? That was our chemistry class.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, so that's bad news that your friend might be
going out with your awkward kid from high school.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
Well, I'm going to give you a little more backstory
before I tell you why that's bad. Okay, Okay, he
got hooked up through another friend of ours from high
school who was connected. She had a crush on him
from high school. Blah blah blah blah. So they like
got each other's phone numbers. We're talking. He still has
no clue what she looks like. No one could find
her on social media. Well I was curious and I
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discovered that her parents got divorced and she took her
mom's maiden name. So I found her on social media
under her maiden name.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, snooping, So why are you I wad all this work?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
He's just going down on a.
Speaker 17 (33:02):
Date because she's gorgeous. I mean, she's like Scarlet Johansson, Britain.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Met It's amazing, Why is it?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (33:12):
Generally that is great for her. I'm happy for her.
But here's the thing, guys, I don't want him to know,
but I'm I kind of have a thing for Justin It.
We've known each other for so long. It just a
few years ago started and I'm not ready for him
to know. I need more time. But if he gets
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put in front of this girl, I have no chance.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
This is why it was.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Good being nerdier in high school, because she actually has
probably a cool personality too.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh they're not helping, Jose.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I mean you sounded petty, and I get why you're jealous,
and you admit it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
That all makes sense now.
Speaker 17 (33:54):
Yeah, I just I don't think I could compete.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Okay, you don't want justin going out with the now
pretty girl? Is justin the type of guy that's into
pretty women?
Speaker 18 (34:02):
Or is there any guy that's not into pretty women?
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:07):
Sorry, no, please, I'd prefer an ugly, stupid woman.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
So wait, what do you want to do though?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Do you just finally want to tell him how you
feel before he goes out with her.
Speaker 17 (34:16):
No, I'm not ready for that. I need more time.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
But I just need this figure out to convince him
not to go out with her.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh, oh, you could just stay in this like friend zone.
But I have a crush.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, I mean this is tricky, Like alexis, what do
you think about this situation? Trying to stop your friend
from going out with somebody hotter.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I don't know if it's the nicest thing to do,
but I would do it, probably myself too.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, but why didn't you just tell the guy that
you like him? Yeah, Like, you're in your late twenties
at this point, you got to shoot your shot. How
many decades have you been waiting?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Maybe she's waiting till he gets married and then divorced,
so that his confidence is so low he'll settle for anything.
That could be a good strategy.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, what if he likes you too, and you guys
are both just living in this world of not telling
each other.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
Well, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
I mean, that's kind of why I feel like I
need a little more time, Like I haven't really tried
to look for the signals and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
I'm like lighting the fire. Now you realize he's not
going to be single.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
For I woudn't fully like him until he found somebody
hotter and smarter.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Yeah, listen, let me say, like he stated other girls,
and this is going to make me sound really superficial,
but they didn't feel like competition to me, and so
I don't think that I really realized it until like
a woman came along that would totally blow me out
of the water.
Speaker 14 (35:40):
Now I wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay, now, the gloves are coming off.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, what do you want our help doing?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Then?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Like, are we calling Justin and telling him not to
go out with her?
Speaker 14 (35:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (35:52):
Yeah, this is convincing Justin not to go out with
her with telling them that you like him exactly.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Chances, that's our job to come up with a way
to convince Justin to cancel his date with the now
gorgeous looking Catalina without letting her know that she's gorgeous.
Speaker 17 (36:14):
Okay, listen, you don't have to keep rubbing in how
gorgeous she is. I get that, I obviously know what
I've seen her.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You can be named Catalina without being absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
She's not gorgeous. She's just stunning, And we're going to
convince Justin to not go out with her. We'll give
us a little bit of advice and let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's it's an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
If you're just joining us for this awkward Tuesday phone call,
it's a story that really speaks to my soul. The
awkward kid in high school who was maybe a little shy,
did school plays and chess club, and during field trips
he would crawl underneath the seats on the bus and
then pop up from below and say, guess who. They
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were completely undateable back then, But a few years go by,
and now they've matured mentally and physically.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I feel like you still do that thing, and.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
That ugly duckling has grown into an undeniable, bubbling cauldron
of raw desire. Because it's undeniable and her listener, Carrie,
she's not that person. She's actually kind of threatened by
that person. That's why she wants our help to stop
her friend Justin from going out with the awkward girl
(37:41):
from high school who's now blossomed into the female me.
Why why did you want to do that, Jeff? Because
I mean, secretly she does have some feelings for Justin,
but isn't ready to tell him that. Carrie, your goal
is to convince him to not go out with.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
Her, right, Yeah, exactly, all right?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But how are we gonna do that? I think Jose
has an idea for you.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
So look, we kind of want him to just naturally
not like her anymore and pass up on the date.
We have to do the old fashioned high school trick
start a rumor about her, because what's that? I heard
she made out with her brother and it wasn't that
long ago, are you?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
That's what I have?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Brother's review of the kiss was not good.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Your words.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
I mean, I think it would be effective, but that's
the little.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Means that's gross. You're gonna have to play a little.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Bit dirty to get what you want.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
What do you think, bro Okay, listen, I don't think
it's about putting the hot girl down. I think it's
about building him up. He doesn't even know this girl's hot.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
All you need to say is, listen, you are so hot,
You're so beyond blind dates like yo that then you
tell him I have the most gorgeous friend ever that
I have to set you up with. She's funny, she's
everything you've ever been looking for. Like that, I can't
tell you who it is.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
It's Brooks with your guy.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
God more competition, and then you drop it on him
later when you're ready that the mysterious perfect woman is you.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Oh wow.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I'm like, what if I meet him at a restaurant,
I'm the one that walks in, and then I have
to deal with the potential rejection of him being like,
what are you doing here?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
All guy friends want to sleep with their girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
There is Brooks advice just sleep around. All Let's just
give him a call and we're gonna let you make
your awkward Tuesday phone call and try and convince him
not to go out on his date. We're here for you,
all right, We're down the number right now.
Speaker 17 (39:57):
Okay, good Lucke.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Hello, Hey, how's it going? Hey? Care Bara? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Not much?
Speaker 17 (40:12):
How are you doing?
Speaker 13 (40:14):
I'm just counting some time before I have to go
to work? What's up?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (40:19):
You know, I just wanted to chat, say, hey, oh.
Speaker 18 (40:21):
Did Billy get a hold of you?
Speaker 13 (40:24):
Yeah? I assume you're talking about the blind date that
I mentioned the other day.
Speaker 17 (40:30):
No, no, no, I just meant about hanging out next weekend.
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Oh yeah, we're gonna say now that you mention it,
are you? Are you still doing that? You're still going
to hang out?
Speaker 13 (40:40):
I mean, I'm very I'm very curious. I mean, he
mentioned that Catalina's doing all kinds of neat things right now,
and I don't know, I just figured, what the hell? Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
You know, this is kind of weird, but I kind
of heard something really random recently.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
About her, like a rumor, a rumor doing about.
Speaker 17 (41:02):
Okay, so I heard that she was at a party
like a month ago and kind of made out with
her brother.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
What where did you hear this? Yeah, I don't know,
just randomly randomly what? Yeah, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 18 (41:24):
But like, blind dates are really weird, aren't they?
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Like, are you sure you really wanted a blind date?
Speaker 18 (41:27):
I mean, you're so cool.
Speaker 17 (41:29):
And like you're good looking, and you really want to like.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Go through the awkwardness of a blind date and all that.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
Well, I mean, it's just a blind date. I'm not
going to marry the girl. Just figured meete up for
a cup of coffee then just talk, you know.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
You know what?
Speaker 19 (41:45):
How about this?
Speaker 17 (41:46):
Like, I have a friend, she's awesome, she's great, she's
super hot. What if I set you up with her instead?
Speaker 13 (41:54):
You you want to set me up on a blind date?
Speaker 14 (41:58):
No, it's not a blind date because I see her
and I know her well.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
But like Helen, and no one has seen her, none
of us have like talked to her in a long time.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
I mean, I guess you guys have been texting that something,
but like, you know, I don't know this might be better.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Well, tell me about this friend of yours.
Speaker 18 (42:18):
I mean, she's great, you know, like I think you would.
I think you'd really like her.
Speaker 13 (42:22):
She's you would totally get along.
Speaker 17 (42:24):
I know you guys have a lot in common. And
I know one hundred percent that she does not make
out with her brother at party.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
I firmly hope not.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Laughing too hard, justin, justin, what are you at a
party or something?
Speaker 13 (42:50):
What's all that laughter?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I think we're kind of a party. We're we're a
morning radio show. Justin called Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Why did you go with those days advice?
Speaker 3 (43:03):
I thought that like solid though, kidding.
Speaker 13 (43:06):
I am so lost right now.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
You're on the radio right now, man, Okay, we're doing
a segment called an Awkward Tuesday phone Call. Carrie reached
out wanting a little bit of help to talk to
you about your upcoming blind date with this girl. We're
not sure it's a good idea for you to go out.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
With her because of the brother thing or.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I mean, that's just one of many many reasons.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Because car Carrie does have someone really cool that she
wants to set you up with.
Speaker 13 (43:39):
Harry, what exactly is going on here. This is it
is a little weird.
Speaker 17 (43:43):
Okay, listen, justin, I I haven't been super honest with you.
I have not been the best friend in the sense that.
Speaker 14 (43:52):
I discovered Catalina's social.
Speaker 13 (43:55):
Media and well you found her social media.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
What does she look like?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
That sound is probably all you need to know.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
New rumor coming in. I hear she looks like Oscar
the ground, like a muppet whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Who cares what she looks like. You're not the type
of guy that bases a relationship on looks. Are you
just come on?
Speaker 13 (44:18):
Like I said, at the very least, we would just
get a cup of coffee and catch up a little bit.
That doesn't mean we go on a second date or anything.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah, it starts with coffee drinking. Next thing, you know,
brothers are kissing.
Speaker 17 (44:28):
Okay, I don't feel like any of this is helping you.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Did you need to do the thing?
Speaker 9 (44:35):
I mean?
Speaker 18 (44:35):
Okay, Okay, I think this has become too much of
an awkward quagmire for me not to say the thing
that I have been trying to not say say the thing?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Carry what thing?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
What?
Speaker 13 (44:47):
I still don't know what the hell is going on here?
Speaker 11 (44:53):
We have such a good connection, and I just kind
of wondering if, like, maybe there's a mutual attraction beyond
friendship between us.
Speaker 9 (45:04):
It is hmm, what do you think?
Speaker 13 (45:07):
So you dragged me through a whole radio show to
finally spill the beams here care beer.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Maybe she was nervous.
Speaker 18 (45:16):
Obviously I realize now this is not the right way
to do it.
Speaker 19 (45:20):
I just I just saw that, like, maybe we needed
some more organic time to let it evolve.
Speaker 17 (45:26):
But then I saw Katalina and I would have no
chance if you met her.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That is not true, Justin, don't you think that Carrie
is amazing? Could you see something more between you two?
Have you ever picked?
Speaker 13 (45:39):
I wouldn't have been friends with her for the last
decade if I didn't think she was amazing. You We've
talked about this. You always, you know, undersell yourself, see
and to be perfectly honest, Yeah, I think you kind
of went about this the wrong way. Is so finally
getting this out in the open. But hey, might make
a great story for our first date.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
So justin, you're into the idea of maybe going out
with Carrie here not a friend date, like a romantic date.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I wouldn't mind one.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, really, it sounds justin like you have liked her
for a long time.
Speaker 13 (46:15):
Probably be honest, I have.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Was afraid that I was in the zone. But you know,
I just kind of I just you know, like you said,
we've been friends for a long time. I didn't know
how you felt, so I didn't want to like ruin
a good thing.
Speaker 18 (46:28):
But we've yeah, both kind of been idiots.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
In all of our years here. I never thought Brooks
advice of just sleep with all of your friends, what's
the worst that's been happen would actually work. Good job, Brow.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Are you gonna find out.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Actually, I think that one was really cute. Yeah, we were.
I had an update from them.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I mean, a lot of drama to just ask someone
else that you've known for a long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's true. Was just telling your closest friend, Hey, I
have a crush on you.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Crossing that border is hard?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Can I kiss you? That's what I'm straight forward?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, straight for it after ten years of friendship.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Yeah, but the first time I kissed one of my
best friends, oh this is I was like sixteen, right,
and it was like my second kiss I'd ever had,
and the first one went horribly wrong, so this one
was really good and I got so excited I high
fived him afterwards. Oh and he was like, she goes Brook,
(47:38):
don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Close enough he could tell you that.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, he's still one of my best buddies.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
So anyway, back to this couple, please, I.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Think what I think what this is is if you
have a crush, just tell him, all right, there's not that, yeah, friendship.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
And then when that backfires, call us okay and we'll
do it another awkward too.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Or you can always submit on our website at Brookinjeffrey
dot com and always follow us on socials at Brick
and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
Brook and Jeffrey. In the Morning.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
On the phone is a woman named Rihanne who lost
to you during the summer brook. She admits she choked.
Oh wow, she messed up, but today she's back and
things are gonna be different. Why One, she made sure
she got her coffee this morning before she played. Or two,
there's not currently a rush at her work. Okay, she
(48:40):
was trying to answer customers and answer questions last time.
This time she's taken a break, all right, Like.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Why did you yell out the state of Arizona.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
But Rianne is back. She is our Rudy of the day.
Speaker 13 (48:55):
Welcome, guys.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Wait, are you at work though? Right now? Still?
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 8 (49:04):
I do auto glass.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I got a huge crack in my windshield right now?
Speaker 19 (49:08):
Well, I got you, guys, I will hook you up.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Okay, look at that.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Okay, I doubt it. Hey, she says she's serious. We're
going to hold her to it. You're gonna talk back
to the person that's not a haters. Okay, all right, Rianne,
she has left the studio. You know the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you do have to beat her outright to win? Are
(49:33):
you ready? I am all right for redemption? Yeah? Your
time starts now. On this day. In two thousand and three,
Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How old was she? Rupert
Grint is best known for playing which Harry Potter character
What is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
(49:57):
The Hines Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate the factories
in which state Pennsylvania? What do you call an eye
doctor optometry? In the original movie, what color top does
the Little Mermaid wear?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (50:11):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (50:11):
Green?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
All right, all right, I appreciate Ryan that there was
a phone ringing at your work and you specifically did
not answer the phone and help out the customers should
answer the phone.
Speaker 13 (50:22):
And there was a.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Phone going off in the back while she was answering.
Speaker 18 (50:26):
My boss is literally walking in right now to check
on that.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
We were talking to her about glass.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I see my phone screener here that you have a
holiday tradition called the saran wrap ball. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (50:41):
Essentially, what we do is everybody.
Speaker 19 (50:43):
Buys little gifts and we buy a costco size saran
wrap and we wrap it all in layers and layers
and layers, and then you have to wear oven miss
and try to unwrap layers to get kifts's.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's really funny. I mean, terrible for the environment, but really.
Speaker 14 (51:01):
I know. Thanks thanks for the reminders.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
All right, Brook to your turn. Are you ready? Yes,
your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a
star on the Hollywood Walk of fame. How old was she.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Two thousand and three? She was twenty two.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Holly or
for which Harry Potter character.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
He was the you know you know, Jeff, Yeah, Harry
and okay pass.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
What is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
In Africa? Kiliman Jarl?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
The Heinz Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories
in which states Pennsylvania? Ooh, I kind of struggled on
a question there, and it may have come back to Brook.
We'll find out when we go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
Other weaknesses.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
We're slow learners and we're not particularly good listeners. We're
also slow learners.
Speaker 15 (51:54):
Riann, you got too correct today, worse than you thought.
And I thought, oh oh no, we got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
And Brook do I choked on that Harry Potter question?
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Rianne got two extra questions?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Oh my god, I could. It's like they use one
of those forget charms.
Speaker 8 (52:14):
The name of the charm, yeah, Grol and you also.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Got and the tie does go to the house on
this one. So you're O one and one all time.
But let's go to the questions here on this day
In two thousand and three, Brittany Spears became the youngest
singer with a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
She was twenty one years old when she got the
impressive Rupert Grint is best known for playing Ron Weasley in.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
That All I could think, who is Fred and George?
That's all I could say? And I was like, no,
that's not it.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Highest mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro. Heinz Company and
Hershey Chocolate both operate factories in Pennsylvania. An eye doctor
is called an optometry.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I would have gotten that one.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
I mean the original movie, What color top does a
little Mermaid wear?
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Brook, She's wearing a seashell and it's white.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
It's a purple seashells purple purple.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Hey, listen, I watched on VHS, so it's kind of great.
Speaker 6 (53:10):
Rianne.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Unfortunately, we can't give you any money here, but just
for playing, we're gonna hook you up with Brooke and
Jeffrey Swag.
Speaker 19 (53:17):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 13 (53:19):
Good job break.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
You're the goat Hey tag us in one of those
suran wrap videos. I want to see it. I think
it sounds really funny.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Who that great fun challenge. Yeah, totally yeah, and also
engrave our show name into somebody's autoglass for us.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
That'd be cool, that would help us more.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Anyway, Ryan, love having you on the show. Thank you
for playing. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bock same
time tomorrow
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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