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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a full show and it's brand new today with
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You found the podcast,
Thank you so much for being here. Oh and you're
in for a treat because we got a brand new
blind Love is oh yeah, which is so fun today. Yeah,
and some other good stuff. Lots of new stuff, new
phone tap as well. But let's see what the comments.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Say, all right, I see one from Ryan bread Guy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, I'm already in love with you.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know, I love bread.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Who said found y'all on Facebook, then found you on YouTube.
I listened to all your content.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I usually listen to your content a day behind while
I'm working at four am doing my bread row.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
He was a real bread guy, dude, add us to
your bread row. Oh yeah, stop buying you bread. Okay,
that's my that's my statement for the day. Let's get
this full show started.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Somebody told me that we're getting close to one hundred
thousand followers on YouTube. Broken Jeffrey, jeff.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Get it right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I gotta say Jose's right on this one.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Subscribe you follow us if you haven't yet, go do
it at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube because every time
you hit that subscribe button. Brooks chair vibrates a little
bit at least. I think that's why it's been buzzing
so much. A morning, Jeff, Okay, God, I'm not gonna
ask you question.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Great morning, I'm sure you are.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But with a hundred k coming up, we have to
figure out what we're gonna do for our one hundred
thousandth YouTube follower. What's our thank you? I'm assuming Jose
is going to want to do a forehead kiss over zoom. Absolutely,
that's what we do on my stream, on my un
that's his style.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Maybe we could get him like some swag. You know,
we've got the form still on right now, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, we want to give him something they actually want.
We'll think of something. I'll probably just do a head
kiss for them, not over zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Don't ask questions, brook You're not going to like the answers.
And what do you personally have to offer? Because everybody's
got to give up something to the one hundred thousand follower.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I just offered merch for a cause. Is that not enough?
You need something like well, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Taking away money from charity. Okay, I thought you would
personally like Jose's gonna give a kiss. I'm gonna give
a kiss.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't own any of my clothes, so I can't
give him the Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Give them some stock options.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I could make my children perform a song or a
dance for them.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All right, you heard it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Now, if you're the cute.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
One hundred thousand follower, you get to sleep at Brooks
House for one night and get to pick which of
her children will dance for you. Yeah, that's how I
heard it, at least.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Sure, it's all right, go follow us subscribe at Brooke
and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now let's move on to get
into the shock colic question of the day. We can
always give thee hundred thousand subscriber seven thousand volts to
the throat.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh, if you always ask us how does it feel?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It doesn't feel good, it's always.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
An let's mull it over while our digital producer Jake
cranks up the trivia for us.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Sign your liability forms and strap in because today is
National Theme Park Day and is there any park on
Earth more famous and beloved than Disneyland. What started as
a dream built on pixie dust and churros has become
a magical Empire where you can create childhood memories for
(03:23):
just two hundred and fifty nine dollars a day if.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You pay, oh without food.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah, that's but not every ride at Disney gotta happily
ever after. That's why today we're doing a special discontinued
from Disneyland of twenty interesting. So you guys say number
one through twenty and I'll tell you about a bizarre
ride that got discontinued from Disneyland or disney World. You
(03:52):
just have to tell me was that a real Disney
attraction or one I just made up?
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The dark Side of Disney.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Start with the woman who, after a round of shots,
is dizzier than a back to back ride in the Teacups. Alexis,
Alexis Your Disney ride is the Spaghetti Coaster. Back in
the nineteen seventies, this thrilling ride was themed like a
bowl of pasta, where riders spun through meatballs and dropped
into a bowl from chunky liquid that looked like marinera.
(04:22):
Is this experience real or made up?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Oh? Man, it's funny. Nowadays every ride at Disneyland is
like so good in high tech, not the old one.
Back in the day. They would literally just put like
a normal Merry Go Round with Dumbo faces on.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, dare you insult the Dumbo ride? Yes, it is
one of the most psychonic.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Gloves those crows. Yes, nineteen sixties carnival Rackety's.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Just not based off anything, unless it's like Lady in
the trade Offs.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh that is a good one, lady, Or what if
it's Disney World.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Don't they have like a fluderia or something? Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
It's made up, Alexis says this Spaghetti Coasters made up.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Right through my little tricksy Brook.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Your Disney attraction is Grandma's Purse. The ride Grandma's The
Purse was as big as a two story buildings. When
you went inside, it looked like you had shrunk as
you walked around a package of giant tissues, hard candy
and coupons. Was Grandma's Purse the ride real or made up?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Why would they do it for Grandma's purse?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Why wouldn't they do like, Honey, I shrunk the kids,
Or why wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They do Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't understand the Grandma's perse angle of it all.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Great idea, weird execution I'm gonna say not real.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Brook says, I made that up.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Yeah, lots of logical holes in my made up attraction. Ose,
I'm gonna beg you not to think too hard about
these ones. Okay, your Disney attraction was the Bathroom of
Tomorrow during the nineteen fifties. This walked through exited Disneyland,
showed futuristic bathrooms with voice activated toilets, and predicted the
(06:03):
sound of flushes of the future. This experience is real
or made up?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I would love a futuristic toilet and what are the voices?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I love them?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Whenever you go to like I sayed, a one fancy hotel,
and when I would open the door to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The toilet seat would.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I Brooks love languages are candy and cool toilets.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think this is real. I think they were dropping
deuces Intomorrowland.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Jose says the Bathroom of Tomorrow. I did not need
Brooks answer there, just yours. I will not be acknowledging Brooks.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Jose, you said it was real.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You got it right.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You guys have nailed it three for three. We're talking
about real or fake Disney attractions for National Theme Park
Day and Jeffrey were over to you. Your Disney attraction
is or was Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion. In
the early two thousands, inspired by the film series National Trail,
an indoor adventure ride is created where guests follow a
(07:04):
frantic animatronic cage through a maze of false clues, b sounds,
and overacted plot twists.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
In the audio.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Of Independence, I know animatronic and Nicholas Cage, though, would
have been too scary for the average child. Here dure.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It would have been too scary even as a concept.
I'm saying it's made up.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Says Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion is made up.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The name float off the time.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
You've gone four for four as a group, which brings
us back to alexis right. Your Disney attraction is Ellen's
Energy Adventure. It was a forty five minute show starring
Ellen Degenerous and three d dinosaurs dancing after the music
stops and Ellen Hall could be seen yelling at the
(08:01):
Disney crew working on the show in the background. Tom,
is this experience real?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or I want to ride Ellen's Adventure again?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
To be very disrelds a kid.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
There's one whole energy area that is the most boring
rides in the park.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I hate going it saving a kid.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
When I'm going there, I'm like, Mom, don't make me
go there.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Let's go to something fun.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Ellen was dory though from the Pixar film, I.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Believed sa she's yelling at the people model Jake gets
made up.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Alexis says is made up. Ellen's Energy Adventure is real.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
The yelling part was made up, but the Ellen's Energy
Adventure everything else was real, which means I'm safe from
getting shocked. And I think Alexis is going to get
shocked after today's Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Alexis did not believe in the Disney magic of Ellen's
so she is going to be punished by getting shocked
while singing wild Thing by the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Trogs, wild Thing, I know this, Dodo.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My heart. That's your shock collar. Question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Being romantic is a good thing, Yeah, but yes, Alexis sure, yes, yeah, yeah,
romance is good. But is it possible for a guy
to be too romantic.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
For some people, like my co host Jose they tend
to over index on the displays of affections.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
In fact, in just the last twenty seconds, Jose Co
signed car loans for four different women that he's never
even met before.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh you got to drop the hit now they know
I have good credit.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Really put the hopeless in romantic?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
See, sometimes too romantic can be a big red flag.
And one of our listeners learned that lesson the hard
way when she learned the icky truth behind her boyfriend's
grand romantic gestures. You're gonna hear it in a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now, our confession. I
(10:17):
can't take that.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
El Armish.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Speaker Texas seventy eighty five nine two says, I genuinely
thought it was a song about a man with a
foot fetish till I saw it spelled out as being
a soul man.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
S O U l is I'm a soul No one no.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And on this show, our fetish is listening to strangers
confess their biggest secrets anonymously on the radio. Don't judge us,
and we won't judge you as we disguise your voice
and hear your truth during the mass speaker. So let's
meet today's secret holder, who's chosen to go by the
alias Lydia today. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
She starts with, well, I've got a feat fake.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, whatever it is, we are ready to hear it.
Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, So
let's get to your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Okay, so I was dating this guy and yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That wasn't like god that.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm just like, oh, okay, tell us about this guy.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
I was like super attracted to him because he was
always very romantic red flag.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Honestly, it's not that we hate it now, it's that
literally every super romantic guy I've ever dated has turned
out to be the biggest dB.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Cover.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sorry, I'm sure that's not the case with yours. Lady
is probably a great guy.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 11 (11:59):
Think my my yours, I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Okay, it's a trend. I'm sorry it is.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
So, I mean, just with him, some of the good stuff,
like he'd point out random cute things about me, like
he'd say, you know, you hum whenever you read your text. Oh,
he's like very attentive, you know, and another time he
told me you always picked the ugliest spoon in the drawer,
and I totally respect that.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Don't all the spoons look the same?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh, I think it was a sweet.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
About go to therapy after that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So I do have one that I picked up from somewhere.
I don't know where I got it.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's a really nice spoon.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Okay, that's It's funny because he's taking extra time to
like be observant about it, like.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
To don't double Do you hate this hate Roman?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's the problem. I just hate what comes after the romance.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Right, But so far, what you described about this guy,
it sounds good.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
So initially, yeah, he made me feel really seen and
he made me laugh a lot, which is always great.
But my favorite thing was that he'd always surprised me
randomly with these beautiful okay the flower.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yes, how often, like all the time.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Honestly, it became like every other week.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Whoa okay flower boy?
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Actually?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Right, he brought roses or Lily's carnations, you know, like
he'd mix it up and I show them to my friends,
and my friends of course we're like, oh my god,
you're so lucky.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Right, this is like the dream, right.
Speaker 11 (13:27):
So we dated for months and I thought I hit
the jackpot. To be honest, he's good looking, he's sweet,
he's observant, awful.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This is the point where you're like, something is wrong
with you.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I mean, we're all waiting for the butt because all
of this tense.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
That's actually also the backfire. Anytime you are romantic or nice,
girls are like, you're perfect.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
What's wrong with you? Is wrong?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Is there something wrong with this guy?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So check this.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
One day, I see him pull up and it's car
with another big bouquet in the front seat, and I
get super excited and I'm looking through the flowers, and
inside the bouquet, I find a little note that says
Forever in our Hearts Uncle Lenny.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, who's Uncle Lenny?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Exactly?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
So I asked my boyfriend what is this? And his
eyes went super wide. He got super flustered and nervous.
He eventually admits he stole the flowers from a road
side memorial.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Ohful, I mean resourceful, But oh.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh my god, aren't those ones that have the markers
on the side of the road and there's always flowers?
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Yeah, the ones the ones where people died and it's
the pay. These were corpse bouquets.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
We don't need to call. Oh man, wow, r I
p Lenny.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The flowers went out? Or was he always stealing from
different plots?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
He was stealing them all from the same memorial because
it on the drive to my house, and.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
So it was convenient, just on the way over to
visit you.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
He's like, oh yeah, just pop over for a second.
I'll look at that free flowers. That is horrible.
Speaker 11 (15:20):
The worst part is that I know exactly what memorial
he was talking about. I literally drive past it every day.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Don't lie. You stayed with him for a couple of months.
Still after that, I just know it.
Speaker 11 (15:30):
Okay for one.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Up immediately.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
That's how it always happens.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You get locked into these romantic like loops.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, well you know we were already entangled.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah yeah, okay, But after this, did he buy you
flowers on his own accord? Not stolen ones?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
No.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
His whole excuse about it was the flowers already served
their purpose, nobody's going to miss them.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Whoa, Oh God, why you try to explain that it's
going to die on the side of the road.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
I tried to forgive him. I tried to forgive him
and look past it, but like anytime I saw any flowers,
it just made me think which road time memorial?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yeah, another guy gives you flowers, You're gonna be like,
wait a minute, why.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Is it across with a steak that I can stick
in my yarn?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Candles?
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Yeah? So I dumped him, and I still felt.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Really guilty and saw your fault.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Did they say if a guy ever tried to give
me flowers? Now, I'm like, nope, I'll take a bottle
of wine.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
But well, sure next ind to seven eight five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what's
even bolder than dedicating an entire segment on a nationally
syndicated radio show to singing a parody song about tariffs? Ye,
it's doubling down and doing a prank phone call about them.
I know, which is why today I call a woman
who ordered a few items off the Chinese shopping site TEAMU,
(17:14):
and I am determined to deliver her the products she
ordered at the discount price she deserves us making it
happen in your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, is
this Dana Cale. Yeah, you don't know me, but my
(17:40):
name is Ernie and with TIMU in the online marketplace.
What you bought a couple of items from us last
week and they haven't been delivered yet.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, an off brand Stanley cup and a wireless Bluetooth
shower speaker.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's right right.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I know there's a feature on the on the app
to track your package, but that hasn't really been working,
so it's easier for me to just call you directly
and let you know I'm here. I'm at the airport.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, and sorry. I would have gone last week, but
it was my kid's sixth birthday and you know, now
looking back on it, I probably could have skipped that
so you could get your stuff here on time. So again,
I apologize my bad.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
He sent an actual person with my stuff from China.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
That's the only way to keep the prices affordable avoid
those pesky tariffs. So I just landed, but I am
a little bit worried about the path downs because a
security checkpoint is coming up and they look too closely,
they could find that hidden merch.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Wait wait, wait, so what you're doing is it's illegal?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I mean, honestly, I probably should have declared it before
I boarded the plane, but since I did it, we're no,
we're kind of in a gray area now, and I'm
just I don't want to take any risks.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Well, you're taking a big rip.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Though.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I did try to sell it on the plane after
I drank out of it or sorry, I mean, I
mean tested it for safety.
Speaker 15 (19:22):
What you drank out of my cup?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Only because I want to give it to you and
I need to make sure I look like a tourist.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
I mean, but that's gross, Like I didn't order a
used Stanley cup.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well, I mean, let's be honest, it's from TIMU. So
other people have definitely drank out of this stuff.
Speaker 14 (19:39):
That is so gross.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I never heard that.
Speaker 14 (19:41):
I've heard a lot about Timu, but I never heard that.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Oh it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Hold on a second, I'm about to do the wanding
portion of the checkpoints. Who whoo oh uh way, uh
I don't that's sweet? Okay, Well, thank you off sir,
have a great day.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'm so confused right now.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Great news. I just got through the security checkpoint and
now I am ready to do the exchange.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
What's that means?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
The thing is, I probably shouldn't leave the airport premises
because we know international laws, like if I find out
someone from the Trade Commission is following me, I'm gonna
get twice as much prison time, and I do not
want to go back there.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Go back there.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, well you've been to prison. Well yeah, I mean
you know, back when the selfie stick first came out
what I was caught with about thirty of them on
my person. Oh my god, that's a rough day for me.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
So yeah, here's what we're gonna do to make sure
no more bad stuff happens to me. I'm gonna take
your products and hide them inside of a black bag
in the second garbage can in front of Terminal C.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
No. No, I cannot go to the airport and remove
this mystery.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Black bag from the garbage and then lead the airport.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
No, you can't just swing by later because apparently they
don't empty the garbages until tomorrow morning, and you'll find
your stuff there again. Second garbage can no.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
No, no, no, just stop right there.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I'm not doing that, okay. Maybe well if you won't,
then maybe we could at least get your friend Joe
to come swing by and pick him up, because he
said that you were complaining about the Tamu products that
never showed up, so he thought we could use that
as a way to prank you on the radio. Right now.
Why because I'm not actually from Timu. My name is
jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
(21:39):
We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh sorry, Joe,
set you up.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I really want it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I thought Timu sets the Boddy over on an airplane.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And you do not want to know where I had
to hide that bluetooth speaker. So definitely sanitized when it arrives.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
I mean now I'm gonna sanitize no.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Matter where it came from.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I mean, it's team. It's probably safe to do it anyway.
So good.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
Yeah, I think so wake.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Up every morning was full tabs weekday mornings on the
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I think the
best way to describe this next segment is like if
you've ever played foot seat in a bubbling hot tub
filled with seventeen randos.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
WHOA, that's so specific.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
What are you knowing? There's like a film with something
on the top of the water.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Exactly Brook knows, And you don't know who's calf muscle
you're caressing. Whose pinky toe is sliding up your swim trump.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh, I hope that's a pinky toe.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But you're not getting out of that chakuzzie. You're just
testing the waters, enjoying the rag you lost. Yeah, that's
exactly what it's like when two of our single listeners
will meet for the very first time right here on
our show Sight Unseen. We're gonna find out. We're gonna
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find out if chemistry flies underneath those roiling bubbles during
a brand new blind love is it's coming up right
after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
they say true love is supposed to be unplanned and spontaneous.
(23:30):
It should sneak up on you like a sneeze or
a sudden emotional breakdown in a Wendy's parking lot. Jeffery, Okay,
didn't see this coming. You can put seven strips of
bacon on your Wendy's bacon eat or how can you
even call it there?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
There's not a frosty big enough to cope with that.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
No, But today we're hoping to get that same spontaneous,
highly emotional feeling during a brand new edition of Blind
Love is Yah, where two of our single listeners will
meet for the very first time, right here in front
of millions of our radio and podcast listeners, to see
if they've got ken Now, if Sabrina Carpenter can say it,
(24:12):
I can you.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
But remember, these are two people who have never seen
each other before, they've never heard each other's voices, they
don't even know each other's names yet.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
God, I bet they're nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Absolutely, because they've agreed to meet a total stranger for
the first time at the chance of a possibility, at
a real love connection. So let's meet them. Their names
today are Ali and Dean. We're not going to waste
any more time. We're going to put them together back
away and let them talk to find out if blind
(24:47):
truly love is all right? Ali, why don't you start
and say hello to Dean?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Go ahead, Hi, Dean, I love that name be sound
handsome already, just by your name. I'm Ali.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh great?
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Ali?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Uh, it's great to meet you. You sound adorable.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Should we call it now? I feel good about it
so far.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I thought he was going to be scared, but he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, he was taking back, but I think he likes
all right.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Maybe we should let them talk a little more. Ali,
do you have a question for Dean?
Speaker 14 (25:25):
I do?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I do?
Speaker 12 (25:26):
Okay, So if I were to go through your bedroom
right now, what I find that you would have to explain?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (25:35):
Wow, oh Allie?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
And I was doing so well.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
You know, he's going through his head like what could
I say? What can I say?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
What's safe?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (25:54):
It's probably the mannequin leg in my closet. Okay, it's
from a Halloween costume.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
It's it's it's a whole long story. We can get
into it if we ever actually meet Allie.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Little teaser. Yeah, get her, get her hooked with that
leg story.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Hey Deine, Okay, that was really good. Maybe do you
have a question to ask back to Ali?
Speaker 8 (26:22):
I do Alie?
Speaker 15 (26:25):
Be honest?
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Honest?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Have you ever fake cried to get out of a
speeding ticket or a relationship.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So versatile, it does help in your ding.
Speaker 12 (26:42):
That's a really interesting because, in fact, both my last
relationship actually ended while I was being pulled over. So
it's just like, yeah, happens.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
They're having the conversation in the car. It's a great
place to have the conversation.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
More, the cop with your boyfriend pulled you over and
broke up with you.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Remember, let's not monopolize their lovely chat that they're having
with you. This is their time to get I need
to mention your voice. Go ahead, you guys. Allie, you
said you were crying with the police officer president. Go ahead.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
Well, yeah, well I was crying because of my breakup
at the same time too, But apparently they wanted to
pull it over, and I cried about both things at
the same time.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It doesn't sound like you were fake crushing a No,
she was Ali.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Maybe you should move on and ask your next question.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Let's not linger in the moment.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
Yeah, okay, So if your ex were to describe you
in three words, what would those words be?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't know, but I just thought about a bunch
of cusswords.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Size words.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Go ahead, Okay, my most recent X, she would say, adorable,
chaotic and unpredictable.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
I like I like the chaotic heart.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
That's the word that stream flag for you.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Interesting, Dean, anything that you'd like to toss back Ali's way?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Okay, Ali, have you ever faked anything on a date?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
My god, he's only wondering about taking.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Projecting from something else.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Ye A, I did I think twisted my ankle once
because I pretended to like hiking.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
That's like an emergency exit plan.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Wait did you fake it?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Why?
Speaker 12 (29:05):
So we can't brunch instead? Dean likes that okay, yeah,
and nothing harmful, just harmless, little fake.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
See that's a chaotic, unpredictable characteristic.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Right, Let's let's bring the music down. We're going to
put Dean and Alley both on hold for a second.
But honestly, this might be the first time that we
don't even have to ask if there's chemistry between these two.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Everyone's smiling.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It sounds like they've met before.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Yeah, I mean it really does.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's possible they are brother and sister. Oh, which we know.
You can't say no love and all of its forms.
Let's not be judgment.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Can we ask before they want to go out of
their brother and sister?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
No No, they're not. Brother and sister want to.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Ask because she's afraid of the chaotic You guys, let's
bring both of them back up. Let's bring Ali and
Dean on. Normally we would do two segments with this,
where we'd ask the listeners to text into seven, eight, five,
nine to two and tell us if they thought you
guys had a spark, if they wanted to hear you
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guys talk more. I don't think we even need to
go unless you feel differently and you're not sure about
each other. Ali, would you like to Hey, he's going
for it.
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Yeah, I won't say either.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, what promise you can't go back on that. We're
going to hold you to that. But congratulations here, we're
gonna set you guys up off of the air and
make sure you stay in touch with us and let
us know how the first meetup goes. Yeah, you guys, Okay,
So we're gonna ship Alli and Dean off to go
on there forever journey together, and we're gonna get a
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brand us. Yeah, this is binding forever. So we're gonna
get a brand new couple to come on and test
out their spark. When we continue Part two of Blind Love, is.
It's coming up right.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Today, we could make radio history. Wow, because for the
first time we have the chance to successfully match not one,
but two separate couples during blind Love is.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh my god, you put this music under anything and
it does sound heroic.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I feel inspired. Yes, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
because if you missed it, mere minutes ago, we set
up two of our listeners, Ali and.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Dean did and they were honestly so cute.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
They had such strong chemistry during their conversation they practically
conceived over the phone, which is exactly how we want these.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Segments to so exactly how conception works.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Now we've got two brand new listeners who again have
never seen or heard each other before this call. They've
agreed to meet for the very first time right here
on the show to find out if blind truly Love is.
And their names are Kevin and Stephanie. Before we really
get into it, Kevin, go ahead and introduce yourself to
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your possible forever match.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Wow, no pressure.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Hi, my name is Kevin.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
I'm really looking forward to this.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
Hey, Stephanie, my strength will me to do this, so
I don't know if she'll be my friend after this.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh she's honest, very honest.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Okay, before we really get into it, we're gonna step back,
let you two get to know each other. Stephanie. Apparently
you've prepared some questions with our producer, So why don't
you go ahead start things off for us?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, Kevin. If we ended up living together,
what is the weirdest thing that I would catch you doing?
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:48):
God, oh let's see. Gosh, I'm not that weird. I'm
really really kind of just like.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
A normal guy.
Speaker 14 (32:58):
So they all said, probably talking to my plants and
like apologizing if I forget to watch them.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Guy, yeah you say.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Okay, Stephanie, you're there, right, yeah, I'm here. What do
you think about his plant stuff? It's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, like a plant daddy.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
I know, it's kind of sad if he like kills
his plans.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Well, he's apologizing, he's remorseful about it.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
All done that.
Speaker 14 (33:34):
Yeah, I've never killed a plant.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Okay, Kevin, maybe you should ask a question to Stephanie.
Maybe that would get the conversation going.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, cool, Okay, Stephanie be honest. If we
went to Ikea, would you actually help me around the
store or would you just like fake an injury halfway.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Through to get out of it.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Okay, it's funny.
Speaker 13 (34:03):
I'm going to pass on that question. Can I get
a better one?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
You can't pass on that? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Even talking about Ikea starts fights?
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Okay, well I did pass. I want a new question.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay, I don't know if anyone ever passed on question before.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't think you can question Stephanie Kevin.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Do you do you have a different question?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Maybe ask her what she wants to be asked.
Speaker 14 (34:33):
Okay, hopefully this is it. Stephanie, would you rather have
a pet snake or a pet boyfriend who shed like
a snake?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Look at his old skin still in the bed.
Speaker 14 (34:54):
I'm I'm that wasn't like a real question. I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That was a fun question. Stand by it, good energy.
Speaker 13 (35:01):
I mean he said it wasn't a real question, So
oh so fun.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Boyfriend. So Stephanie, your friend told you to do this
to come on our show.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
Yeah, and it's not going well? Can we just like
sit in silence for twenty seconds?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Sit in silence radio.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, that's not really happened. Okay, maybe if that's what
Stephanie Ashman, can you let's bring the music down for
twenty seconds of uninterrupted.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
To do what she asked? Jeff what are you?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
She's scaring me a little bit, Brooks. What woman doesn't
I'm just trying to make her happen.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It's absolutely ridiculous. What would you volunteer to be on
a radio show and then asked to just sit in silence?
Speaker 13 (35:44):
Let's just give her a chance, now, I didn't volunteer
to be honest, I told you that my friend made
me do it.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
She made like Okay, I think silence achieved.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
That wasn't even a full second. Jeffrey second, if you sat,
you couldn't do it. It is so uncomfortable. Twenty second nervous.
I want you to ask if Kevin is even interested
in this book at this point?
Speaker 13 (36:07):
Person on, Yeah, I'd like to be paired with a
different guy.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
We know exactly what I meant, Keviny we met a
different person for Kevin.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Because Kevin seems interested in actually trying to match with somebody.
You just seem like you're bothered being on.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
The phone with that off immediately.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Yeah, if he had good questions, I would have been interested.
But all of the questions were bad. Oh, I'm not interested.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
In Okay, Kevin, do you want to apologize for having
bad questions?
Speaker 14 (36:36):
I'm so sorry for Kevin.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Don't actually apologize.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
I should have thought of better questions.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
You came up with the questions with our producer.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, they were good.
Speaker 14 (36:47):
Well, I was fifty percent of that, had the producers
fifty percent. So I don't know how much we want
to split the responsibility for the poor quality of the questions.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, Okay, you're a nice guy. I don't think that's
a problem like that.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I feel like you and me should hang out sometimes. Yeah,
you and I have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Do you like do you like snakes?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I like to you know, weirdly, that's not the first
time a guy has asked me that. But we'll talk
about that later.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Why is it not the first time we've witnessed a
guy asking you that.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Of aoud me.
Speaker 13 (37:19):
Well, I do like that he apologized, but I'm still.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
You're still not interested?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, all right, definitely have kept the cute couple on
the phone gods sake.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Well, this was still a fun experiment. Should we even
should we have people text into seven eight five nine
too if they feel the chemistry happening between Kevin and Stephanie.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I'm just going to force it, even though Stephanie has blatantly.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Said she's willing to do pretty much whatever her friends
tell her and maybe what our listeners say too.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Yeah, so can I get a new guy or okay,
you know.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
What, We're going to work on that for you, Stephanie.
I'm gonna find aout a bunch of guys for you.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
That's okay, we'll find the right one eventually.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Well, I don't want it to end like this on
this note.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Oh I don't know how to solve it.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, there's no solution, and we don't really have time
to bring on two new callers. So maybe Ashton just
cue the romantic music one more time and let's see
if jose can sweet talk Brook into buying him lunch to.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Actually Brook, remember we were drunk in Vegas and I
bought you dinner. No, we're blacked out, of course you
don't remember. But I have a bill from like two
three years ago.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
And this is this is more, this is more blackmailing
or dry.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Sweet, Oh Brook, I really like the color of your
shirt today.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Oh yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
About her glowing personality.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I am not going to order for Jose who always
orders fifteen dollars of extra add ons to every lunch
he gets and quene.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Wa and everything doesn't mean that I should be judged.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
By Seriously, you're so extra. I'm a health This is
not going well.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
She couldn't buy me lunch.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
You guys kind of do already sound like a married couples. Actually,
I call it a successful end to blind love lunch
for everybody. Text in the seven eighty five Nights too
if you want up here on the next.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Edition, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
A girl's night out started the worst way possible, all
because of their weird move that their self driving rideshare
vehicle pulled. Oh no, plus one mom just figured out
a genius hack to get her children to actually eat
their dinner every night, and it only involves a teeny
bit of lies and deception. Just a teeny bit. You'll
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hear all that and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
You're gonna do it right now. So cool scientists just
found something that puts out fires even better than water dust.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
You just walk right up to the open flame, bust
out a trendy dance move, and yell.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Now, who's on fire? I got it you are because
you're a TikTok click shock. And where we discussed the
biggest TikTok videos from the past week, We're gonna get
right to your first TikTok click shock, which is from
a woman in Austin, Texas named Becky Navarro, who got
hundreds of thousands of views on her video because recently
she and a friend were going out on the town
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and to get there they decided to use one of
the new self driving taxis in her area called Waimo.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Oh yeah, I've heard about it. One freaked me out
and pull up in front of me once I was
waiting for a lift and all did you've seen m Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
It was crazy, super cool idea. But after they got
in there was a problem. God, the car started taking
a strange route before getting onto the highway, then coming
to a complete stop on the highway. On the highway
as cars were whizzing.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
By, Oh my gosh, what do you do so for
taking off auto.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I'm driving a long time. They were stuck locked in
the car and they were asking it to go, like move,
unlock the door, let us out, something anything.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
You're just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
It's just playing the music that they didn't ask for.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, in the end, only one thing worked.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Listen.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
It wasn't gonna let us out until I said we're
live on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
And then I was like, it's.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
All of a sudden, unlocked us. Well, King, it.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
Wasn't going to unlock us, and I said, I am
going live on TikTok. Get us out of this waymouth.
We've been in here for five minutes of eleven seconds waiting.
I'm going live on TikTok, And all of a sudden
they were like, doors are locked.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's scared of social media negative pressure, just like all
of us are.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
But in the clip you can hear how loud it
is because they're actually walking down the side of the
freeway right after exiting the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, that is so scary.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, it's wild, but it's not the first time that
this has happened. A couple months ago, a man on
the way to the Phoenix Airport, got stuck in a
driverless vehicle where the Robotaxi kept circling around and around
in a parking lot over sixty times.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Do you want to bring it up? But that's the airport.
I was at the Phoenix Airport.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
If I was that man, I already get carsick sixty
times in circles, and they were tight circles.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I was just barfed all over the thing.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Oh yeah, So then you're trapped inside with your.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Own That might be one of the tricks. They're still
working out the kings. But if you do get trapped
in a driverless vehicle, threatened to go live on TikTok,
barf inside of it or pee on the floor masks
and hopefully it'll eventually let you out. That was a
TikTok click shock.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Your next TikTok click shock is.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Out of Brooks' worst happy hour nightmare. This happened in
Virginia when a woman named Carletta Andrews went to a
Mexican restaurant with her husband and she ordered a margarita
for herself. Sounds great, job, typical, and then something strange happened,
so strange that it made the local news here's Carletta
talking about her experience.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
I leaned in to take a sip and I noticed
that something hit me on the forehead and I looked
at my husband, like, what was that? And when I
turned around, I saw the snake in my margarita and
I just jumped away from the bar.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
At that point, it was moving.
Speaker 10 (43:13):
It started wrapping around my straw. They grabbed a stick
trying to get it, and I was just like, please,
don't let it go in my purse. Another man that
was having dinner on the other side of the bar
came and he grabbed it and took it out.
Speaker 14 (43:25):
No, who is it?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Like they got too intense with those like worms in
the tequila shots.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
They went full snake.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
No, I'm showing up my co host of photo. That's
a big snake of the wild margarita snake it.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I get why a snake would want to be in
a margarita.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, did you want.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
To swim in one?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
It's actually a baby snake that apparently had fallen down
from the ceiling above Carletta hit her in the head
and then bounced off into her drink.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Oh my snake's first drink. Snake's in the ceiling.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
A lot of people are worried if that's the baby snake,
where's the mom and when is she falling through the back?
It goes big. One comment I wrote, my soul would
have left my body if I was sitting in your chair.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Is it bad that I still would have drank it
after they?
Speaker 9 (44:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Come on, maybe you can't blame a baby serpent for
trying to score a free drink. I mean, we've all
been there. That was a TikTok click shot, and your
final TikTok click shot is from a mom named Alex
McLaren who prides herself on being a great cook for
her family. And she'll make anything from bourbon pecan chicken
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to blueberry banana loaf. Yes, and yet even she has
a hard time getting her kids to eat her home.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Cooked meal that makes you feel so much better.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
She was struggling, that is, until she came up with
a genius hack that's been going viral where she'll make
a really nice homemade dinner yeah, then puts it all
into go boxes, staples them into a brown paper bag,
puts it out on her doorstep, rings the doorbell, and
makes it seem like she ordered the food in from
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a restaurant, didn't. I'm gonna play you the audio of
her kids reactions when the food quote arrives at their door.
Speaker 16 (45:19):
We ordered it food plate, got bortolini MINESTRONI.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
I also order chicken catch toy with some rice?
Speaker 7 (45:34):
Does this look so good?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Who wants soup?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
And who wants chicken?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Little jerks that will be slaved in the kitchen and
made soup and chicken catch a tory?
Speaker 9 (45:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What was How excited they were when they found out
it wasn't mom's cooking.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Restaurant too, This is from a breakfast spot.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
They ate it all.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
And this happens multiple times a week. And she actually
posted another video of her kids eating pita bread from
a quote Greek restaurant she actually had baked herself in
her home oven.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
They're going to grow up telling stories about how their
mom never cooks.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
And she was, so, how does it work for breakfast?
She gets up at like six am, like, all.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Right, cereal got delivered?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Kids, Yeah, we gotta get I will say. At one point,
the kids do seem to catch on and they told
their mom, hey, that's the same container as last night.
But she quickly replied honey, all the restaurants use the
same container.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
It's true, and that's a fellow parents to trick yourself to.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Fellow parents were amazed by the scheme. One wrote, mommy
marketing winds again and another joke, those kids are masters
at being gas lit. Mom, you're my hero. Those were
your TikTok stories for the day.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
It seems like most of the people who are calling
in to play lately are only doing it because their
children are forcing them to, and that was definitely the
case today with our brand new player, Savannah, whose nine
year old daughter is obsessed with this game. Savannah, though
says she's terrible at trivia.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I want to play the daughter.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Is your daughter secretly setting you up so that she
can make fun of you later?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Is that the whole plot there?
Speaker 13 (47:41):
I mean, I would definitely check out.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Yeah, okay, what's your daughter's name?
Speaker 13 (47:46):
She's in the cartoon shout out to.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
You by The good news is Brooke has also been
pretty horrible at trivia lately, so there's a good chance
you might pull out a secret victory here, Savannah and doing.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Pretty good the last couple of days. Hey, you know
what all the winners have bad days too.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
That's a good point, Broke.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I like that attitude. Yeah, oh, now she's storming out.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Rump set a positive attitude and then.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Threw her headphones down and now ran out of the studio.
So we're in a good headspace now, Savannah, we got
thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 15 (48:23):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Good luck? Your time starts now. The famous cartoon SpongeBob
SquarePants premiered on this day in nineteen ninety nine or
two thousand. Today is Save the Rhino Day. What's a
group of rhinos called a crash or a snortle? How
many strings are on a standard guitar? Six question marks,
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the exclamation points and apostrophes are all? What types of
symbols used in writing.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
A past?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Websites from what country typically end with the domain dot C.
Speaker 13 (48:59):
Canada?
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Al Right, Savannah, well done at least on that last one,
I can say for sure. But we'll have Brooke come
back into the studio here, and since you're a new player,
let's learn a little bit about you. It says on
my screener that you are a sign language interpreter for
a school and you play volleyball with your three kids.
And your favorite.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Food is Are we going to get potatoes mashed potato?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I was gonna go with rock coconuts? Oh yeah, potato
is actually much better.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Maybe a favorite food too?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, kato?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Brook? What's your favorite food right now?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
I don't think I've ever had a favorite food like.
I love them all so much. It's like picking a
favorite child.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Savannah is able to throw one out there pretty easy.
Do we hear a favorite food from your daughter being
shouted out to?
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Or a favorite daughter? That's a winner right there? All right?
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Not a favorite jo Oh? Not the favorite child, which.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Is like all bland colored food.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yeah, I'm with now, Brooke, you're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Your time starts now. The famous cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants premiered
on this day in nineteen ninety nine or two thousand.
Today is Save the Rhino Day. What's a group of
rhinos called a crash or a snortle crash? How many
strings are on a standard guitar? Four question marks exclamation
points and apostrophes are all what types of symbols used
(50:31):
in writing punctuation. Websites from what country typically end with
the domain.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Dot CA Canada.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Every Major League baseball batting lineup is how many players?
Speaker 9 (50:42):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (50:42):
Nine?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
No, eleven, eleven?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Okay, I'm not sure it's hard.
I'm thinking of little league. I'm just so in little
league right now, and I'm like all of our players
bat no matter what it's like, I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
It's the same as a regular lineup.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
All right, Brook, you're in a good head space. Let's
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 14 (51:02):
Everything you say makes me want to come over there
and punch you in the faith.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
Savannah, you got to correct today. One for you, one
for Athena.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
It was not bad. I heard her daughter say that,
and your daughter is right, not a bad score.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
Sweet am, broocked four card.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, I I was waiting for the outbursts. Yeah, anyway, sorry.
Speaker 9 (51:32):
Let me when we're off the air.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
There we got smart. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
The famous cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants premiered on this day in
nineteen ninety nine, right after the Kids Choice Awards aired
today is Save the Rhino Day. A group of rhinos
is called a crash.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
I love that there.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Are six strings on a standard guitar. Four would be
like a UKULELEA.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Question Marks, exclamations, and apostrophes are all types of punctuation.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I really thought I was overthake you that one can
not actually be the answer that one.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Websites from Canada typically and with dot c A, and
every Major League Baseball batting lineup has nine players.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Okay, it is nine, same as you were.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Right and then you were wrong.
Speaker 9 (52:15):
Yeah, well we.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Got I'm running a team of fourteen right now and
all of them hit.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
It's too many kids, now, Savannah, I'm sorry was not
enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news is
just for playing, you do win a pair of tickets
to see Shadow Force in theater, starring Kerry Washington and
Omar Sai, along with a promotional prize pack from lions
Gate Pictures.
Speaker 15 (52:37):
Oh well, take.
Speaker 11 (52:38):
It, thank you, Oh we love you all right.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Well, you're gonna have to call back and embarrass your
other children too, Okay.
Speaker 9 (52:45):
I definitely will.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Can't wait to hear from you again. We're gonna do
win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (52:51):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning
It's a full show and it's brand new today with
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You found the podcast,
Thank you so much for being here. Oh and you're
in for a treat because we got a brand new
blind Love is oh yeah, which is so fun today. Yeah,
and some other good stuff. Lots of new stuff, new
phone tap as well. But let's see what the comments.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Say, all right, I see one from Ryan bread Guy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, I'm already in love with you.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know, I love bread.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Who said found y'all on Facebook, then found you on YouTube.
I listened to all your content.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I usually listen to your content a day behind while
I'm working at four am doing my bread row.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
He was a real bread guy, dude, add us to
your bread row. Oh yeah, stop buying you bread. Okay,
that's my that's my statement for the day. Let's get
this full show started.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Somebody told me that we're getting close to one hundred
thousand followers on YouTube. Broken Jeffrey, jeff.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Get it right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I gotta say Jose's right on this one.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Subscribe you follow us if you haven't yet, go do
it at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube because every time
you hit that subscribe button. Brooks chair vibrates a little
bit at least. I think that's why it's been buzzing
so much. A morning, Jeff, Okay, God, I'm not gonna
ask you question.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Great morning, I'm sure you are.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But with a hundred k coming up, we have to
figure out what we're gonna do for our one hundred
thousandth YouTube follower. What's our thank you? I'm assuming Jose
is going to want to do a forehead kiss over zoom. Absolutely,
that's what we do on my stream, on my un
that's his style.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Maybe we could get him like some swag. You know,
we've got the form still on right now, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, we want to give him something they actually want.
We'll think of something. I'll probably just do a head
kiss for them, not over zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Don't ask questions, brook You're not going to like the answers.
And what do you personally have to offer? Because everybody's
got to give up something to the one hundred thousand follower.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I just offered merch for a cause. Is that not enough?
You need something like well, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Taking away money from charity. Okay, I thought you would
personally like Jose's gonna give a kiss. I'm gonna give
a kiss.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't own any of my clothes, so I can't
give him the Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Give them some stock options.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I could make my children perform a song or a
dance for them.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All right, you heard it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Now, if you're the cute.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
One hundred thousand follower, you get to sleep at Brooks
House for one night and get to pick which of
her children will dance for you. Yeah, that's how I
heard it, at least.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Sure, it's all right, go follow us subscribe at Brooke
and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now let's move on to get
into the shock colic question of the day. We can
always give thee hundred thousand subscriber seven thousand volts to
the throat.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh, if you always ask us how does it feel?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It doesn't feel good, it's always.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
An let's mull it over while our digital producer Jake
cranks up the trivia for us.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Sign your liability forms and strap in because today is
National Theme Park Day and is there any park on
Earth more famous and beloved than Disneyland. What started as
a dream built on pixie dust and churros has become
a magical Empire where you can create childhood memories for
(03:23):
just two hundred and fifty nine dollars a day if.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You pay, oh without food.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah, that's but not every ride at Disney gotta happily
ever after. That's why today we're doing a special discontinued
from Disneyland of twenty interesting. So you guys say number
one through twenty and I'll tell you about a bizarre
ride that got discontinued from Disneyland or disney World. You
(03:52):
just have to tell me was that a real Disney
attraction or one I just made up?
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The dark Side of Disney.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Start with the woman who, after a round of shots,
is dizzier than a back to back ride in the Teacups. Alexis,
Alexis Your Disney ride is the Spaghetti Coaster. Back in
the nineteen seventies, this thrilling ride was themed like a
bowl of pasta, where riders spun through meatballs and dropped
into a bowl from chunky liquid that looked like marinera.
(04:22):
Is this experience real or made up?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Oh? Man, it's funny. Nowadays every ride at Disneyland is
like so good in high tech, not the old one.
Back in the day. They would literally just put like
a normal Merry Go Round with Dumbo faces on.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, dare you insult the Dumbo ride? Yes, it is
one of the most psychonic.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Gloves those crows. Yes, nineteen sixties carnival Rackety's.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Just not based off anything, unless it's like Lady in
the trade Offs.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh that is a good one, lady, Or what if
it's Disney World.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Don't they have like a fluderia or something? Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
It's made up, Alexis says this Spaghetti Coasters made up.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Right through my little tricksy Brook.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Your Disney attraction is Grandma's Purse. The ride Grandma's The
Purse was as big as a two story buildings. When
you went inside, it looked like you had shrunk as
you walked around a package of giant tissues, hard candy
and coupons. Was Grandma's Purse the ride real or made up?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Why would they do it for Grandma's purse?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Why wouldn't they do like, Honey, I shrunk the kids,
Or why wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They do Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't understand the Grandma's perse angle of it all.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Great idea, weird execution I'm gonna say not real.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Brook says, I made that up.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Yeah, lots of logical holes in my made up attraction. Ose,
I'm gonna beg you not to think too hard about
these ones. Okay, your Disney attraction was the Bathroom of
Tomorrow during the nineteen fifties. This walked through exited Disneyland,
showed futuristic bathrooms with voice activated toilets, and predicted the
(06:03):
sound of flushes of the future. This experience is real
or made up?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I would love a futuristic toilet and what are the voices?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I love them?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Whenever you go to like I sayed, a one fancy hotel,
and when I would open the door to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The toilet seat would.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I Brooks love languages are candy and cool toilets.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think this is real. I think they were dropping
deuces Intomorrowland.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Jose says the Bathroom of Tomorrow. I did not need
Brooks answer there, just yours. I will not be acknowledging Brooks.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Jose, you said it was real.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You got it right.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You guys have nailed it three for three. We're talking
about real or fake Disney attractions for National Theme Park
Day and Jeffrey were over to you. Your Disney attraction
is or was Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion. In
the early two thousands, inspired by the film series National Trail,
an indoor adventure ride is created where guests follow a
(07:04):
frantic animatronic cage through a maze of false clues, b sounds,
and overacted plot twists.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
In the audio.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Of Independence, I know animatronic and Nicholas Cage, though, would
have been too scary for the average child. Here dure.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It would have been too scary even as a concept.
I'm saying it's made up.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Says Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion is made up.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The name float off the time.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
You've gone four for four as a group, which brings
us back to alexis right. Your Disney attraction is Ellen's
Energy Adventure. It was a forty five minute show starring
Ellen Degenerous and three d dinosaurs dancing after the music
stops and Ellen Hall could be seen yelling at the
(08:01):
Disney crew working on the show in the background. Tom,
is this experience real?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or I want to ride Ellen's Adventure again?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
To be very disrelds a kid.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
There's one whole energy area that is the most boring
rides in the park.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I hate going it saving a kid.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
When I'm going there, I'm like, Mom, don't make me
go there.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Let's go to something fun.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Ellen was dory though from the Pixar film, I.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Believed sa she's yelling at the people model Jake gets
made up.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Alexis says is made up. Ellen's Energy Adventure is real.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
The yelling part was made up, but the Ellen's Energy
Adventure everything else was real, which means I'm safe from
getting shocked. And I think Alexis is going to get
shocked after today's Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Alexis did not believe in the Disney magic of Ellen's
so she is going to be punished by getting shocked
while singing wild Thing by the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Trogs, wild Thing, I know this, Dodo.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My heart. That's your shock collar. Question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Being romantic is a good thing, Yeah, but yes, Alexis sure, yes, yeah, yeah,
romance is good. But is it possible for a guy
to be too romantic.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
For some people, like my co host Jose they tend
to over index on the displays of affections.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
In fact, in just the last twenty seconds, Jose Co
signed car loans for four different women that he's never
even met before.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh you got to drop the hit now they know
I have good credit.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Really put the hopeless in romantic?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
See, sometimes too romantic can be a big red flag.
And one of our listeners learned that lesson the hard
way when she learned the icky truth behind her boyfriend's
grand romantic gestures. You're gonna hear it in a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now, our confession. I
(10:17):
can't take that.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
El Armish.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Speaker Texas seventy eighty five nine two says, I genuinely
thought it was a song about a man with a
foot fetish till I saw it spelled out as being
a soul man.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
S O U l is I'm a soul No one no.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And on this show, our fetish is listening to strangers
confess their biggest secrets anonymously on the radio. Don't judge us,
and we won't judge you as we disguise your voice
and hear your truth during the mass speaker. So let's
meet today's secret holder, who's chosen to go by the
alias Lydia today. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
She starts with, well, I've got a feat fake.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, whatever it is, we are ready to hear it.
Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, So
let's get to your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Okay, so I was dating this guy and yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That wasn't like god that.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm just like, oh, okay, tell us about this guy.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
I was like super attracted to him because he was
always very romantic red flag.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Honestly, it's not that we hate it now, it's that
literally every super romantic guy I've ever dated has turned
out to be the biggest dB.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Cover.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sorry, I'm sure that's not the case with yours. Lady
is probably a great guy.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 11 (11:59):
Think my my yours, I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Okay, it's a trend. I'm sorry it is.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
So, I mean, just with him, some of the good stuff,
like he'd point out random cute things about me, like
he'd say, you know, you hum whenever you read your text. Oh,
he's like very attentive, you know, and another time he
told me you always picked the ugliest spoon in the drawer,
and I totally respect that.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Don't all the spoons look the same?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh, I think it was a sweet.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
About go to therapy after that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So I do have one that I picked up from somewhere.
I don't know where I got it.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's a really nice spoon.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Okay, that's It's funny because he's taking extra time to
like be observant about it, like.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
To don't double Do you hate this hate Roman?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's the problem. I just hate what comes after the romance.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Right, But so far, what you described about this guy,
it sounds good.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
So initially, yeah, he made me feel really seen and
he made me laugh a lot, which is always great.
But my favorite thing was that he'd always surprised me
randomly with these beautiful okay the flower.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yes, how often, like all the time.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Honestly, it became like every other week.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Whoa okay flower boy?
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Actually?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Right, he brought roses or Lily's carnations, you know, like
he'd mix it up and I show them to my friends,
and my friends of course we're like, oh my god,
you're so lucky.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Right, this is like the dream, right.
Speaker 11 (13:27):
So we dated for months and I thought I hit
the jackpot. To be honest, he's good looking, he's sweet,
he's observant, awful.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This is the point where you're like, something is wrong
with you.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I mean, we're all waiting for the butt because all
of this tense.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
That's actually also the backfire. Anytime you are romantic or nice,
girls are like, you're perfect.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
What's wrong with you? Is wrong?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Is there something wrong with this guy?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So check this.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
One day, I see him pull up and it's car
with another big bouquet in the front seat, and I
get super excited and I'm looking through the flowers, and
inside the bouquet, I find a little note that says
Forever in our Hearts Uncle Lenny.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, who's Uncle Lenny?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Exactly?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
So I asked my boyfriend what is this? And his
eyes went super wide. He got super flustered and nervous.
He eventually admits he stole the flowers from a road
side memorial.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Ohful, I mean resourceful, But oh.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh my god, aren't those ones that have the markers
on the side of the road and there's always flowers?
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Yeah, the ones the ones where people died and it's
the pay. These were corpse bouquets.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
We don't need to call. Oh man, wow, r I
p Lenny.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The flowers went out? Or was he always stealing from
different plots?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
He was stealing them all from the same memorial because
it on the drive to my house, and.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
So it was convenient, just on the way over to
visit you.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
He's like, oh yeah, just pop over for a second.
I'll look at that free flowers. That is horrible.
Speaker 11 (15:20):
The worst part is that I know exactly what memorial
he was talking about. I literally drive past it every day.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Don't lie. You stayed with him for a couple of months.
Still after that, I just know it.
Speaker 11 (15:30):
Okay for one.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Up immediately.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
That's how it always happens.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You get locked into these romantic like loops.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, well you know we were already entangled.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah yeah, okay, But after this, did he buy you
flowers on his own accord? Not stolen ones?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
No.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
His whole excuse about it was the flowers already served
their purpose, nobody's going to miss them.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Whoa, Oh God, why you try to explain that it's
going to die on the side of the road.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
I tried to forgive him. I tried to forgive him
and look past it, but like anytime I saw any flowers,
it just made me think which road time memorial?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yeah, another guy gives you flowers, You're gonna be like,
wait a minute, why.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Is it across with a steak that I can stick
in my yarn?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Candles?
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Yeah? So I dumped him, and I still felt.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Really guilty and saw your fault.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Did they say if a guy ever tried to give
me flowers? Now, I'm like, nope, I'll take a bottle
of wine.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
But well, sure next ind to seven eight five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what's
even bolder than dedicating an entire segment on a nationally
syndicated radio show to singing a parody song about tariffs? Ye,
it's doubling down and doing a prank phone call about them.
I know, which is why today I call a woman
who ordered a few items off the Chinese shopping site TEAMU,
(17:14):
and I am determined to deliver her the products she
ordered at the discount price she deserves us making it
happen in your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, is
this Dana Cale. Yeah, you don't know me, but my
(17:40):
name is Ernie and with TIMU in the online marketplace.
What you bought a couple of items from us last
week and they haven't been delivered yet.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, an off brand Stanley cup and a wireless Bluetooth
shower speaker.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's right right.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I know there's a feature on the on the app
to track your package, but that hasn't really been working,
so it's easier for me to just call you directly
and let you know I'm here. I'm at the airport.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, and sorry. I would have gone last week, but
it was my kid's sixth birthday and you know, now
looking back on it, I probably could have skipped that
so you could get your stuff here on time. So again,
I apologize my bad.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
He sent an actual person with my stuff from China.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
That's the only way to keep the prices affordable avoid
those pesky tariffs. So I just landed, but I am
a little bit worried about the path downs because a
security checkpoint is coming up and they look too closely,
they could find that hidden merch.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Wait wait, wait, so what you're doing is it's illegal?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I mean, honestly, I probably should have declared it before
I boarded the plane, but since I did it, we're no,
we're kind of in a gray area now, and I'm
just I don't want to take any risks.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Well, you're taking a big rip.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Though.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I did try to sell it on the plane after
I drank out of it or sorry, I mean, I
mean tested it for safety.
Speaker 15 (19:22):
What you drank out of my cup?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Only because I want to give it to you and
I need to make sure I look like a tourist.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
I mean, but that's gross, Like I didn't order a
used Stanley cup.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well, I mean, let's be honest, it's from TIMU. So
other people have definitely drank out of this stuff.
Speaker 14 (19:39):
That is so gross.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I never heard that.
Speaker 14 (19:41):
I've heard a lot about Timu, but I never heard that.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Oh it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Hold on a second, I'm about to do the wanding
portion of the checkpoints. Who whoo oh uh way, uh
I don't that's sweet? Okay, Well, thank you off sir,
have a great day.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'm so confused right now.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Great news. I just got through the security checkpoint and
now I am ready to do the exchange.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
What's that means?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
The thing is, I probably shouldn't leave the airport premises
because we know international laws, like if I find out
someone from the Trade Commission is following me, I'm gonna
get twice as much prison time, and I do not
want to go back there.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Go back there.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, well you've been to prison. Well yeah, I mean
you know, back when the selfie stick first came out
what I was caught with about thirty of them on
my person. Oh my god, that's a rough day for me.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
So yeah, here's what we're gonna do to make sure
no more bad stuff happens to me. I'm gonna take
your products and hide them inside of a black bag
in the second garbage can in front of Terminal C.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
No. No, I cannot go to the airport and remove
this mystery.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Black bag from the garbage and then lead the airport.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
No, you can't just swing by later because apparently they
don't empty the garbages until tomorrow morning, and you'll find
your stuff there again. Second garbage can no.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
No, no, no, just stop right there.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I'm not doing that, okay. Maybe well if you won't,
then maybe we could at least get your friend Joe
to come swing by and pick him up, because he
said that you were complaining about the Tamu products that
never showed up, so he thought we could use that
as a way to prank you on the radio. Right now.
Why because I'm not actually from Timu. My name is
jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
(21:39):
We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh sorry, Joe,
set you up.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I really want it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I thought Timu sets the Boddy over on an airplane.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And you do not want to know where I had
to hide that bluetooth speaker. So definitely sanitized when it arrives.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
I mean now I'm gonna sanitize no.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Matter where it came from.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I mean, it's team. It's probably safe to do it anyway.
So good.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
Yeah, I think so wake.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Up every morning was full tabs weekday mornings on the
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I think the
best way to describe this next segment is like if
you've ever played foot seat in a bubbling hot tub
filled with seventeen randos.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
WHOA, that's so specific.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
What are you knowing? There's like a film with something
on the top of the water.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Exactly Brook knows, And you don't know who's calf muscle
you're caressing. Whose pinky toe is sliding up your swim trump.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh, I hope that's a pinky toe.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But you're not getting out of that chakuzzie. You're just
testing the waters, enjoying the rag you lost. Yeah, that's
exactly what it's like when two of our single listeners
will meet for the very first time right here on
our show Sight Unseen. We're gonna find out. We're gonna
(23:09):
find out if chemistry flies underneath those roiling bubbles during
a brand new blind love is it's coming up right
after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
they say true love is supposed to be unplanned and spontaneous.
(23:30):
It should sneak up on you like a sneeze or
a sudden emotional breakdown in a Wendy's parking lot. Jeffery, Okay,
didn't see this coming. You can put seven strips of
bacon on your Wendy's bacon eat or how can you
even call it there?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
There's not a frosty big enough to cope with that.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
No, But today we're hoping to get that same spontaneous,
highly emotional feeling during a brand new edition of Blind
Love is Yah, where two of our single listeners will
meet for the very first time, right here in front
of millions of our radio and podcast listeners, to see
if they've got ken Now, if Sabrina Carpenter can say it,
(24:12):
I can you.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
But remember, these are two people who have never seen
each other before, they've never heard each other's voices, they
don't even know each other's names yet.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
God, I bet they're nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Absolutely, because they've agreed to meet a total stranger for
the first time at the chance of a possibility, at
a real love connection. So let's meet them. Their names
today are Ali and Dean. We're not going to waste
any more time. We're going to put them together back
away and let them talk to find out if blind
(24:47):
truly love is all right? Ali, why don't you start
and say hello to Dean?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Go ahead, Hi, Dean, I love that name be sound
handsome already, just by your name. I'm Ali.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh great?
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Ali?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Uh, it's great to meet you. You sound adorable.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Should we call it now? I feel good about it
so far.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I thought he was going to be scared, but he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, he was taking back, but I think he likes
all right.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Maybe we should let them talk a little more. Ali,
do you have a question for Dean?
Speaker 14 (25:25):
I do?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I do?
Speaker 12 (25:26):
Okay, So if I were to go through your bedroom
right now, what I find that you would have to explain?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (25:35):
Wow, oh Allie?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
And I was doing so well.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
You know, he's going through his head like what could
I say? What can I say?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
What's safe?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (25:54):
It's probably the mannequin leg in my closet. Okay, it's
from a Halloween costume.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
It's it's it's a whole long story. We can get
into it if we ever actually meet Allie.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Little teaser. Yeah, get her, get her hooked with that
leg story.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Hey Deine, Okay, that was really good. Maybe do you
have a question to ask back to Ali?
Speaker 8 (26:22):
I do Alie?
Speaker 15 (26:25):
Be honest?
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Honest?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Have you ever fake cried to get out of a
speeding ticket or a relationship.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So versatile, it does help in your ding.
Speaker 12 (26:42):
That's a really interesting because, in fact, both my last
relationship actually ended while I was being pulled over. So
it's just like, yeah, happens.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
They're having the conversation in the car. It's a great
place to have the conversation.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
More, the cop with your boyfriend pulled you over and
broke up with you.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Remember, let's not monopolize their lovely chat that they're having
with you. This is their time to get I need
to mention your voice. Go ahead, you guys. Allie, you
said you were crying with the police officer president. Go ahead.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
Well, yeah, well I was crying because of my breakup
at the same time too, But apparently they wanted to
pull it over, and I cried about both things at
the same time.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It doesn't sound like you were fake crushing a No,
she was Ali.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Maybe you should move on and ask your next question.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Let's not linger in the moment.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
Yeah, okay, So if your ex were to describe you
in three words, what would those words be?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't know, but I just thought about a bunch
of cusswords.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Size words.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Go ahead, Okay, my most recent X, she would say, adorable,
chaotic and unpredictable.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
I like I like the chaotic heart.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
That's the word that stream flag for you.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Interesting, Dean, anything that you'd like to toss back Ali's way?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Okay, Ali, have you ever faked anything on a date?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
My god, he's only wondering about taking.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Projecting from something else.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Ye A, I did I think twisted my ankle once
because I pretended to like hiking.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
That's like an emergency exit plan.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Wait did you fake it?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Why?
Speaker 12 (29:05):
So we can't brunch instead? Dean likes that okay, yeah,
and nothing harmful, just harmless, little fake.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
See that's a chaotic, unpredictable characteristic.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Right, Let's let's bring the music down. We're going to
put Dean and Alley both on hold for a second.
But honestly, this might be the first time that we
don't even have to ask if there's chemistry between these two.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Everyone's smiling.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It sounds like they've met before.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Yeah, I mean it really does.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's possible they are brother and sister. Oh, which we know.
You can't say no love and all of its forms.
Let's not be judgment.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Can we ask before they want to go out of
their brother and sister?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
No No, they're not. Brother and sister want to.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Ask because she's afraid of the chaotic You guys, let's
bring both of them back up. Let's bring Ali and
Dean on. Normally we would do two segments with this,
where we'd ask the listeners to text into seven, eight, five,
nine to two and tell us if they thought you
guys had a spark, if they wanted to hear you
(30:17):
guys talk more. I don't think we even need to
go unless you feel differently and you're not sure about
each other. Ali, would you like to Hey, he's going
for it.
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Yeah, I won't say either.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, what promise you can't go back on that. We're
going to hold you to that. But congratulations here, we're
gonna set you guys up off of the air and
make sure you stay in touch with us and let
us know how the first meetup goes. Yeah, you guys, Okay,
So we're gonna ship Alli and Dean off to go
on there forever journey together, and we're gonna get a
(30:52):
brand us. Yeah, this is binding forever. So we're gonna
get a brand new couple to come on and test
out their spark. When we continue Part two of Blind Love, is.
It's coming up right.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Today, we could make radio history. Wow, because for the
first time we have the chance to successfully match not one,
but two separate couples during blind Love is.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh my god, you put this music under anything and
it does sound heroic.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I feel inspired. Yes, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
because if you missed it, mere minutes ago, we set
up two of our listeners, Ali and.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Dean did and they were honestly so cute.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
They had such strong chemistry during their conversation they practically
conceived over the phone, which is exactly how we want these.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Segments to so exactly how conception works.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Now we've got two brand new listeners who again have
never seen or heard each other before this call. They've
agreed to meet for the very first time right here
on the show to find out if blind truly Love is.
And their names are Kevin and Stephanie. Before we really
get into it, Kevin, go ahead and introduce yourself to
(32:07):
your possible forever match.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Wow, no pressure.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Hi, my name is Kevin.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
I'm really looking forward to this.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
Hey, Stephanie, my strength will me to do this, so
I don't know if she'll be my friend after this.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh she's honest, very honest.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Okay, before we really get into it, we're gonna step back,
let you two get to know each other. Stephanie. Apparently
you've prepared some questions with our producer, So why don't
you go ahead start things off for us?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, Kevin. If we ended up living together,
what is the weirdest thing that I would catch you doing?
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:48):
God, oh let's see. Gosh, I'm not that weird. I'm
really really kind of just like.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
A normal guy.
Speaker 14 (32:58):
So they all said, probably talking to my plants and
like apologizing if I forget to watch them.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Guy, yeah you say.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Okay, Stephanie, you're there, right, yeah, I'm here. What do
you think about his plant stuff? It's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, like a plant daddy.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
I know, it's kind of sad if he like kills
his plans.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Well, he's apologizing, he's remorseful about it.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
All done that.
Speaker 14 (33:34):
Yeah, I've never killed a plant.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Okay, Kevin, maybe you should ask a question to Stephanie.
Maybe that would get the conversation going.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, cool, Okay, Stephanie be honest. If we
went to Ikea, would you actually help me around the
store or would you just like fake an injury halfway.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Through to get out of it.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Okay, it's funny.
Speaker 13 (34:03):
I'm going to pass on that question. Can I get
a better one?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
You can't pass on that? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Even talking about Ikea starts fights?
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Okay, well I did pass. I want a new question.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay, I don't know if anyone ever passed on question before.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't think you can question Stephanie Kevin.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Do you do you have a different question?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Maybe ask her what she wants to be asked.
Speaker 14 (34:33):
Okay, hopefully this is it. Stephanie, would you rather have
a pet snake or a pet boyfriend who shed like
a snake?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Look at his old skin still in the bed.
Speaker 14 (34:54):
I'm I'm that wasn't like a real question. I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That was a fun question. Stand by it, good energy.
Speaker 13 (35:01):
I mean he said it wasn't a real question, So
oh so fun.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Boyfriend. So Stephanie, your friend told you to do this
to come on our show.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
Yeah, and it's not going well? Can we just like
sit in silence for twenty seconds?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Sit in silence radio.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, that's not really happened. Okay, maybe if that's what
Stephanie Ashman, can you let's bring the music down for
twenty seconds of uninterrupted.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
To do what she asked? Jeff what are you?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
She's scaring me a little bit, Brooks. What woman doesn't
I'm just trying to make her happen.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It's absolutely ridiculous. What would you volunteer to be on
a radio show and then asked to just sit in silence?
Speaker 13 (35:44):
Let's just give her a chance, now, I didn't volunteer
to be honest, I told you that my friend made
me do it.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
She made like Okay, I think silence achieved.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
That wasn't even a full second. Jeffrey second, if you sat,
you couldn't do it. It is so uncomfortable. Twenty second nervous.
I want you to ask if Kevin is even interested
in this book at this point?
Speaker 13 (36:07):
Person on, Yeah, I'd like to be paired with a
different guy.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
We know exactly what I meant, Keviny we met a
different person for Kevin.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Because Kevin seems interested in actually trying to match with somebody.
You just seem like you're bothered being on.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
The phone with that off immediately.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Yeah, if he had good questions, I would have been interested.
But all of the questions were bad. Oh, I'm not interested.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
In Okay, Kevin, do you want to apologize for having
bad questions?
Speaker 14 (36:36):
I'm so sorry for Kevin.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Don't actually apologize.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
I should have thought of better questions.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
You came up with the questions with our producer.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, they were good.
Speaker 14 (36:47):
Well, I was fifty percent of that, had the producers
fifty percent. So I don't know how much we want
to split the responsibility for the poor quality of the questions.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, Okay, you're a nice guy. I don't think that's
a problem like that.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I feel like you and me should hang out sometimes. Yeah,
you and I have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Do you like do you like snakes?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I like to you know, weirdly, that's not the first
time a guy has asked me that. But we'll talk
about that later.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Why is it not the first time we've witnessed a
guy asking you that.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Of aoud me.
Speaker 13 (37:19):
Well, I do like that he apologized, but I'm still.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
You're still not interested?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, all right, definitely have kept the cute couple on
the phone gods sake.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Well, this was still a fun experiment. Should we even
should we have people text into seven eight five nine
too if they feel the chemistry happening between Kevin and Stephanie.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I'm just going to force it, even though Stephanie has blatantly.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Said she's willing to do pretty much whatever her friends
tell her and maybe what our listeners say too.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Yeah, so can I get a new guy or okay,
you know.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
What, We're going to work on that for you, Stephanie.
I'm gonna find aout a bunch of guys for you.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
That's okay, we'll find the right one eventually.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Well, I don't want it to end like this on
this note.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Oh I don't know how to solve it.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, there's no solution, and we don't really have time
to bring on two new callers. So maybe Ashton just
cue the romantic music one more time and let's see
if jose can sweet talk Brook into buying him lunch to.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Actually Brook, remember we were drunk in Vegas and I
bought you dinner. No, we're blacked out, of course you
don't remember. But I have a bill from like two
three years ago.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
And this is this is more, this is more blackmailing
or dry.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Sweet, Oh Brook, I really like the color of your
shirt today.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Oh yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
About her glowing personality.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I am not going to order for Jose who always
orders fifteen dollars of extra add ons to every lunch
he gets and quene.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Wa and everything doesn't mean that I should be judged.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
By Seriously, you're so extra. I'm a health This is
not going well.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
She couldn't buy me lunch.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
You guys kind of do already sound like a married couples. Actually,
I call it a successful end to blind love lunch
for everybody. Text in the seven eighty five Nights too
if you want up here on the next.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Edition, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
A girl's night out started the worst way possible, all
because of their weird move that their self driving rideshare
vehicle pulled. Oh no, plus one mom just figured out
a genius hack to get her children to actually eat
their dinner every night, and it only involves a teeny
bit of lies and deception. Just a teeny bit. You'll
(39:38):
hear all that and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
You're gonna do it right now. So cool scientists just
found something that puts out fires even better than water dust.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
You just walk right up to the open flame, bust
out a trendy dance move, and yell.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Now, who's on fire? I got it you are because
you're a TikTok click shock. And where we discussed the
biggest TikTok videos from the past week, We're gonna get
right to your first TikTok click shock, which is from
a woman in Austin, Texas named Becky Navarro, who got
hundreds of thousands of views on her video because recently
she and a friend were going out on the town
(40:22):
and to get there they decided to use one of
the new self driving taxis in her area called Waimo.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Oh yeah, I've heard about it. One freaked me out
and pull up in front of me once I was
waiting for a lift and all did you've seen m Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
It was crazy, super cool idea. But after they got
in there was a problem. God, the car started taking
a strange route before getting onto the highway, then coming
to a complete stop on the highway. On the highway
as cars were whizzing.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
By, Oh my gosh, what do you do so for
taking off auto.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I'm driving a long time. They were stuck locked in
the car and they were asking it to go, like move,
unlock the door, let us out, something anything.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
You're just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
It's just playing the music that they didn't ask for.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, in the end, only one thing worked.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Listen.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
It wasn't gonna let us out until I said we're
live on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
And then I was like, it's.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
All of a sudden, unlocked us. Well, King, it.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
Wasn't going to unlock us, and I said, I am
going live on TikTok. Get us out of this waymouth.
We've been in here for five minutes of eleven seconds waiting.
I'm going live on TikTok, And all of a sudden
they were like, doors are locked.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's scared of social media negative pressure, just like all
of us are.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
But in the clip you can hear how loud it
is because they're actually walking down the side of the
freeway right after exiting the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, that is so scary.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, it's wild, but it's not the first time that
this has happened. A couple months ago, a man on
the way to the Phoenix Airport, got stuck in a
driverless vehicle where the Robotaxi kept circling around and around
in a parking lot over sixty times.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Do you want to bring it up? But that's the airport.
I was at the Phoenix Airport.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
If I was that man, I already get carsick sixty
times in circles, and they were tight circles.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I was just barfed all over the thing.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Oh yeah, So then you're trapped inside with your.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Own That might be one of the tricks. They're still
working out the kings. But if you do get trapped
in a driverless vehicle, threatened to go live on TikTok,
barf inside of it or pee on the floor masks
and hopefully it'll eventually let you out. That was a
TikTok click shock.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Your next TikTok click shock is.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Out of Brooks' worst happy hour nightmare. This happened in
Virginia when a woman named Carletta Andrews went to a
Mexican restaurant with her husband and she ordered a margarita
for herself. Sounds great, job, typical, and then something strange happened,
so strange that it made the local news here's Carletta
talking about her experience.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
I leaned in to take a sip and I noticed
that something hit me on the forehead and I looked
at my husband, like, what was that? And when I
turned around, I saw the snake in my margarita and
I just jumped away from the bar.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
At that point, it was moving.
Speaker 10 (43:13):
It started wrapping around my straw. They grabbed a stick
trying to get it, and I was just like, please,
don't let it go in my purse. Another man that
was having dinner on the other side of the bar
came and he grabbed it and took it out.
Speaker 14 (43:25):
No, who is it?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Like they got too intense with those like worms in
the tequila shots.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
They went full snake.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
No, I'm showing up my co host of photo. That's
a big snake of the wild margarita snake it.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I get why a snake would want to be in
a margarita.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, did you want.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
To swim in one?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
It's actually a baby snake that apparently had fallen down
from the ceiling above Carletta hit her in the head
and then bounced off into her drink.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Oh my snake's first drink. Snake's in the ceiling.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
A lot of people are worried if that's the baby snake,
where's the mom and when is she falling through the back?
It goes big. One comment I wrote, my soul would
have left my body if I was sitting in your chair.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Is it bad that I still would have drank it
after they?
Speaker 9 (44:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Come on, maybe you can't blame a baby serpent for
trying to score a free drink. I mean, we've all
been there. That was a TikTok click shot, and your
final TikTok click shot is from a mom named Alex
McLaren who prides herself on being a great cook for
her family. And she'll make anything from bourbon pecan chicken
(44:36):
to blueberry banana loaf. Yes, and yet even she has
a hard time getting her kids to eat her home.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Cooked meal that makes you feel so much better.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
She was struggling, that is, until she came up with
a genius hack that's been going viral where she'll make
a really nice homemade dinner yeah, then puts it all
into go boxes, staples them into a brown paper bag,
puts it out on her doorstep, rings the doorbell, and
makes it seem like she ordered the food in from
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a restaurant, didn't. I'm gonna play you the audio of
her kids reactions when the food quote arrives at their door.
Speaker 16 (45:19):
We ordered it food plate, got bortolini MINESTRONI.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
I also order chicken catch toy with some rice?
Speaker 7 (45:34):
Does this look so good?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Who wants soup?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
And who wants chicken?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Little jerks that will be slaved in the kitchen and
made soup and chicken catch a tory?
Speaker 9 (45:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What was How excited they were when they found out
it wasn't mom's cooking.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Restaurant too, This is from a breakfast spot.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
They ate it all.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
And this happens multiple times a week. And she actually
posted another video of her kids eating pita bread from
a quote Greek restaurant she actually had baked herself in
her home oven.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
They're going to grow up telling stories about how their
mom never cooks.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
And she was, so, how does it work for breakfast?
She gets up at like six am, like, all.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Right, cereal got delivered?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Kids, Yeah, we gotta get I will say. At one point,
the kids do seem to catch on and they told
their mom, hey, that's the same container as last night.
But she quickly replied honey, all the restaurants use the
same container.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
It's true, and that's a fellow parents to trick yourself to.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Fellow parents were amazed by the scheme. One wrote, mommy
marketing winds again and another joke, those kids are masters
at being gas lit. Mom, you're my hero. Those were
your TikTok stories for the day.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
It seems like most of the people who are calling
in to play lately are only doing it because their
children are forcing them to, and that was definitely the
case today with our brand new player, Savannah, whose nine
year old daughter is obsessed with this game. Savannah, though
says she's terrible at trivia.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I want to play the daughter.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Is your daughter secretly setting you up so that she
can make fun of you later?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Is that the whole plot there?
Speaker 13 (47:41):
I mean, I would definitely check out.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Yeah, okay, what's your daughter's name?
Speaker 13 (47:46):
She's in the cartoon shout out to.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
You by The good news is Brooke has also been
pretty horrible at trivia lately, so there's a good chance
you might pull out a secret victory here, Savannah and doing.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Pretty good the last couple of days. Hey, you know
what all the winners have bad days too.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
That's a good point, Broke.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I like that attitude. Yeah, oh, now she's storming out.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Rump set a positive attitude and then.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Threw her headphones down and now ran out of the studio.
So we're in a good headspace now, Savannah, we got
thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 15 (48:23):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Good luck? Your time starts now. The famous cartoon SpongeBob
SquarePants premiered on this day in nineteen ninety nine or
two thousand. Today is Save the Rhino Day. What's a
group of rhinos called a crash or a snortle? How
many strings are on a standard guitar? Six question marks,
(48:46):
the exclamation points and apostrophes are all? What types of
symbols used in writing.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
A past?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Websites from what country typically end with the domain dot C.
Speaker 13 (48:59):
Canada?
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Al Right, Savannah, well done at least on that last one,
I can say for sure. But we'll have Brooke come
back into the studio here, and since you're a new player,
let's learn a little bit about you. It says on
my screener that you are a sign language interpreter for
a school and you play volleyball with your three kids.
And your favorite.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Food is Are we going to get potatoes mashed potato?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I was gonna go with rock coconuts? Oh yeah, potato
is actually much better.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Maybe a favorite food too?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, kato?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Brook? What's your favorite food right now?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
I don't think I've ever had a favorite food like.
I love them all so much. It's like picking a
favorite child.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Savannah is able to throw one out there pretty easy.
Do we hear a favorite food from your daughter being
shouted out to?
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Or a favorite daughter? That's a winner right there? All right?
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Not a favorite jo Oh? Not the favorite child, which.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Is like all bland colored food.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yeah, I'm with now, Brooke, you're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Your time starts now. The famous cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants premiered
on this day in nineteen ninety nine or two thousand.
Today is Save the Rhino Day. What's a group of
rhinos called a crash or a snortle crash? How many
strings are on a standard guitar? Four question marks exclamation
points and apostrophes are all what types of symbols used
(50:31):
in writing punctuation. Websites from what country typically end with
the domain.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Dot CA Canada.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Every Major League baseball batting lineup is how many players?
Speaker 9 (50:42):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (50:42):
Nine?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
No, eleven, eleven?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Okay, I'm not sure it's hard.
I'm thinking of little league. I'm just so in little
league right now, and I'm like all of our players
bat no matter what it's like, I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
It's the same as a regular lineup.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
All right, Brook, you're in a good head space. Let's
go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 14 (51:02):
Everything you say makes me want to come over there
and punch you in the faith.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
Savannah, you got to correct today. One for you, one
for Athena.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
It was not bad. I heard her daughter say that,
and your daughter is right, not a bad score.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
Sweet am, broocked four card.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, I I was waiting for the outbursts. Yeah, anyway, sorry.
Speaker 9 (51:32):
Let me when we're off the air.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
There we got smart. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
The famous cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants premiered on this day in
nineteen ninety nine, right after the Kids Choice Awards aired
today is Save the Rhino Day. A group of rhinos
is called a crash.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
I love that there.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Are six strings on a standard guitar. Four would be
like a UKULELEA.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Question Marks, exclamations, and apostrophes are all types of punctuation.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I really thought I was overthake you that one can
not actually be the answer that one.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Websites from Canada typically and with dot c A, and
every Major League Baseball batting lineup has nine players.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Okay, it is nine, same as you were.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Right and then you were wrong.
Speaker 9 (52:15):
Yeah, well we.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Got I'm running a team of fourteen right now and
all of them hit.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
It's too many kids, now, Savannah, I'm sorry was not
enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news is
just for playing, you do win a pair of tickets
to see Shadow Force in theater, starring Kerry Washington and
Omar Sai, along with a promotional prize pack from lions
Gate Pictures.
Speaker 15 (52:37):
Oh well, take.
Speaker 11 (52:38):
It, thank you, Oh we love you all right.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Well, you're gonna have to call back and embarrass your
other children too, Okay.
Speaker 9 (52:45):
I definitely will.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Can't wait to hear from you again. We're gonna do
win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (52:51):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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