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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is
the full hour show. Thanks for being here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We get some fun ahead of us.
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And Blind Love is oh oh, we're going to learn
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Know about love secrets.
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By the way, did you guys see last week I'm
just keeping you up on the K pop Demon Hunters news.
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Oh my god, my stream went crazy last night talking
about this movie.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, they are going to release it in select theaters
and it's going to be a sing along.
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Crazy.
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Speaker 2 (00:50):
The next full hour. It's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You think it's crazy in Florida. You don't even want
to know what's going on in Australia right now? Why
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because health officials in Brisbane
had to issue an urgent press release saying if you're
bit by a venomous snake, please don't bring it to
the er with you. Because Australia is notorious for some
(01:16):
of the craziest, most dangerous wildlife out there. Pretty much
everything in that country wants to kill you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
How are you going to have the snake you just
got bitten by? Is it because it's your pet or
are you catching it?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Apparently people get bit and they think it'll help with
identification and treatment if they capture it and bring it
with them to the doc.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Pain and still able to catch the damn thing.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Pretty impressive on it. The emergency staff at Bundenberg Hospital
were handed a plastic tupperware with a live Eastern brown
snake inside, peeking back at the.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Secure tupperware as well the soil.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
They had to be shut down temporarily while they got
rid of the venomous snake. Yeah, but it's not always
live snakes that people are bringing in. Others attempt to
kill the serpents and then they'll bring the dead carcass
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh sorry, if you could do all that, how are
you getting bitten in the first place?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You can't what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
They're everywhere, Like.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If you're smarter than the snake, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Sometimes the snakes are like in the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Bath with you, they do in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Certain patients have even told hospital workers they chase the
snake for an hour trying to photograph it before they
passed out, hashtag doing it for the gram.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I see, oh man, Okay, does it even matter?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
They say, no, Australian, stop bringing your snakes to the hospital.
Just get yourself to the doctor and let them heal you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, Yeah, I think it was a solid message, all.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Right, good and either think I'm glad that we helped
our Australian listeners to the show Snakes. Just with the
snakes for Okay, we'll do another PSA about other dangerous
Australian animals later. Now we got to move on and
get into the shock collar question of the day with
our own digital Jake. Don't bring Jake to the hospital
with you either, fee bites here, Let's let's get some tripa.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Or Jake, put on your finest tuxedo and leave the
kids at home with dad because today is World Penguin Day.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I know you were hoping we'd celebrate by barbecuing one
of those antarctic urds and tossing it on the toasted
brioche bun.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, it's terrible, Jake. I love penguins. They're my son's
favorite animals.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Brook, I'm sorry we can't do that. Your primal first
for endangered exotic means has led numerous government watch lists.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I never thought of what it would taste like, but
I am thinking about it now.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It would probably be very fast, Mike, penguin Burker.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
So today we'll be celebrating a different way by cruising
through a mouth watering penguin Fax edition.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You'll each get a chance in answering penguin trivia questions,
and get it right, you'll stay in.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Get it wrong, and your wings will be clipped.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Let's start with the woman whose dance moves look early
similar to that of a baby penguins slipping on ice.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Alexis.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Penguins poop every twenty hours, twenty days, or twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh, I mean, well, I gotta go that off. Just
how bad the zoo smells and how there are every
twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Alexis said, twenty minutes. That is correct.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
They like to do.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
They beat you, Jose with bathroom breaks, don't you.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Testily saying that I'm leaving right now? Brook? Your turn?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
All right?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft,
but on land they're called.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
A what.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
God, what is it? Is it a cuddle? Is otters?
Isn't it a cuddle of penguins?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I thought it was a raft? Are they a raft
because they don't float?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Literally?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, the penguins are a raft in the water. I'm
on land. I mean, if you're a bird, you're a flock.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But I don't think it's Is it still flock for
penguins even though they're not flying.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna stick with the bird angle and go flock block.
That is.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You were close saying cuddle. It's a wattle of stick
around for the next round, Jose, Jose. The largest penguin
species ever discovered was unearthed in Antarctica. Its size is
almost incomprehensible. In fact, if it were alive today, the
penguin could have looked basketball superstar.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Lebron James squaring What exactly how all it was?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh gosh, that is scary? They're not cute anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, that's like, yeah, they're putting into the face, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I want to see that version of happy feet like
a horror movie.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
H all right.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
NBA players are taller than we even we think, Like
I always thought Steph Curry was short, but he's like six'.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Five, yeah SO i gotta, say if you can Look
lebron in the, eye you gotta be seven feet.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Tall jose went with seven feet.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Tall that is, correct from toe to beak tip six foot.
Eight this bird would have dwarfed most adult.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Humans that is.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wild don't bring that back.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Scientists Jeffery.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Europe many different types of penguins swim and seawater all
over the.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Globe but can they drink? It yes or?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
NO i mean sure they could drink. IT i don't
know if it's a good, idea.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that you get?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It he.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Can't how would They how would they know not to drink?
Speaker 9 (07:04):
It?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Though but? Survival how would you not drink? It they
eat the fish out of the. Water they got to
get some of that sea water down in the in
the throat.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
TOO i, mean BUT i don't think that THEY i
think he's, saying, like drink it like that's what They, oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No they probably bring the water back on to land
and boil it so that it's. Clean i'm gonna say
they don't drink the sea. Water jeffrey, said, no that is.
Correct the answer is, yes they. Can they have a
gland located above their eye that removes salt from the.
Bloodstream they're essentially boiling it in their. Eyes the excess
(07:38):
that comes out through the bill or by sneezing. Water
their nature's brittle. Filters that's pretty, Cool.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Alexis that means you've.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Won alexis is queen of The, penguins so she gets
to choose you get shock, today and they're gonna be
saying sexy back By Justin.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Timberlake i'm gonna pick Jeff oh. Right, SORRY i have
no reason other than it's JUST i looked at you
AND i was, like you deserve to Get.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm bringing sexy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Back.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah them mother boys don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Act. Yeah oh my. God If Justin timberlake could bring
a shot collar on his.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Next shah audience get to hold the, oh people would
pay like ten.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thousand my, god you would not survive that. Performance that's
your shot collar. Question of the. Day we got your
phon tap coming up in just.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
A few, minutes Freaking jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Morning imagine you're in a relationship with a great, woman
but for some, reason your dog doesn't get along with.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Her and what do you?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
DO i don't. Know do you dump your significant?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
OTHER i, like that's the first thought in getting rid
of a. DOG i, mean same.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Priorities but, yeah do you give away the? Dog you
can't do. That do you put them in a cage
together and have them fight it out? Last one standing
gets my?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Love that's both into your kettle right.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
NOW i mean the options they're not.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Great but one of our listeners was faced with that
exact same situation and came up with a much sneakier.
Solution and now his dog and his girlfriend are, inseparable
and she has no idea that he's been doing this
to make them get. Along you're gonna hear it in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right. Now you
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can't hear me. CONFESSION i can't take back earl. Arms
mouse speaker got a text to seventy eighty five nine
two that, SAYS i once booked a cruise with my,
girlfriend but she dumped me a week. Before, man SO
i sold her id and had my best friend by
(10:02):
a wig in address to go on the boat with.
Me literally best trip. Ever oh that does sound.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
AWESOME i hope you kept the wig on the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Time the romance was as good AS i.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Expected oh, no it's, like.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
How much are they going to commit to this series
for this vacation.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
They're getting in couples? Fights, yeah, Honey.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
No if you have some secret info you'd like the
world to, know you can spread the word right here
on the mass. Speaker and one of our listeners is
ready to take off his wig of lies and expose the.
Truth he's Chosen william as his fake. Name, William welcome
to the. Show hey, There hey.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Will how are you? Doing Or? BILL i mean it's
a fake. NAME i guess we could go with anything.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
That, yeah, hey it is not my real.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Name, okay, well voice changer is. On you're now the mass.
Speaker whenever you're, ready let's hear your.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Confession, Okay SO i started dating a new woman several months,
back And, okay she's really. Wonderful he's got a great.
RAPPORT i.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Didn't oh that's.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Nice, awesome, bro, Yeah i'm really. Fallen the only problem
is she was disappointed when she met my.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Dog what do you mean WHAT i?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Had not a very good looking.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Dog how could you be disappointed by a?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Dog because she's she is a beautiful.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Dog everyone wants to get close to, her but they
didn't bond right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
AWAY i have a rescue who hates, strangers like just
scared of, everyone and people are so disappointed when they
can't pet.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
HER i know she's so petible. LOOKING i.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
KNOW i remember the first TIME i met your. Dog i'm,
like come, here to come.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Here she ran.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Away it's, excited but she's not excited to like.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Right did you explain to her what was going?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
On, yeah and it was kind of similar to what
you were just, Saying like it was just. Avoidance it
wasn't growling or.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Right, yeah nothing like. Aggressive.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Yeah she'd come over and sit down on the couch
next to, her and Then maggie would get up and
go to the.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Other side of the ultimate when you bring a cat
into bed with you and then it gets up.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Immediately BUT i just transported you over.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It Did maggie give her side eye as?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Well just took it dump right there on the couch and.
Left maybe you can just explain to your girlfriend, like,
oh maybe she's.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Shy WELL i tried, to but she was pretty bent
out of shape about.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It your girlfriend, Was, yeah she took it.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Personally.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
SENSITIVE i feel LIKE i relate AND i am very.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
SENSITIVE i would as feel, like, WELL i don't know
if we're going to work, then because you're not going
to get rid of the.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Dog maybe you did get rid of the dog if
you were falling so? HARD.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Whoa, WELL i felt bad AND i wanted to do,
something and SO i did a bunch of research online
AND i found these pheromones that attract.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Pets.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Really, yeah it's like a little liquid that you kind
of sprinkle into your.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Hands CAN i.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Buy these for My?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
SEE i was thinking it was like deer urine when
you go. Hunting, yeah b.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No one wants to hear about how you hydrate during the.
Hunt i'm sorry about, her, Man so what do you
do with the? Pheromones?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
WELL i was worried that it was going to be
smelly like deer pee or something, too but actually humans
can't smell.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
It SO.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I put some drops in my hands and when she would,
arrive i'd hold her, hand or touch her, arm touch her,
neck and just get it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
On, there held her hand from your apartment shors to
the living.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Room why is he always massaging my shoulders all the?
Time she's, like old, on let me get your ankles.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Now, well what, Happened.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
I'll tell you what it?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
Worked?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Really, Yeah maggie was all over. Her and of course
my girlfriend's. Happy she's like just thrilled about this, change.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Because she's, like, oh she.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Must have had a bad.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Week not Just.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Maggie all the dogs in the buildings suddenly love your.
Girlfriend she's like the.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Piper he's like putting hot dogs in her.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Pockets, oh you can't ever tell, her, no wonder you
have to keep it a.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Secret she'd be so. Disappointed, honestly there's an.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Issue what what if it wears off her she gets
out of the, shower and Then maggie doesn't like her.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
ANYMORE i do have to keep on top of, application
AND i can't take it too far because she'll get
a little too, excited if you know WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Mean over.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Stimulated feel you on those, Hormones, Maggie.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
MAGGIE i called, Her she's. Mine, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You still have to use it every time your girlfriend comes.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
OVER i try not to BECAUSE i don't want it
to Become this is gonna sound.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Weird but like an addiction.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Her deer.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Bee SOMETIMES i use it.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
And SOMETIMES i.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Don't and my dog is getting really confused BECAUSE i
don't think she's understanding why she's reacting the.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Way, yeah sometimes she loves it and other times she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Smell, it or it's, like why AM i in this
back and forth? Relationship, WELL i hope it works. OUT
i Hope maggie just starts liking your.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Girlfriend, yeah, yeah you know it's getting. Better but the other,
day we went on a hike AND i applied a
little extra BECAUSE i knew we were going to be,
outside and we started getting followed by not, dogs but.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Squirrels, well army of squirrels gathered around.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You lots of.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Them oh, man, though.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What you?
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Do everyone was freaking.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Out we had to.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Leave you were worried that you were going to get
attacked by the mob OF.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
I pretended to roll my ankle so that we could
just get off the trail and go home because they
kept getting.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Closer oh, Man, well you have to find that medium.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Balance my, guy be careful with the stuffy.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Text into seven eighty five nine. Too if you have
a confession you've been holding on, to we can hide your,
identity mask your, voice and make you the next mass.
Speaker phone taps coming up, Next.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Brook And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Morning, today we call a soon to be father whose
wife is having a baby shower this. Weekend but just
because he's married and his baby is on the way
doesn't mean other women at the party can't flirt with
him a, little, RIGHT i mean he is a. CAT
i mean that's, why in our, Opinion brooke has the
(16:41):
green light to call this taken man and try to
shoot her. SHOT i Love Dad's, yeah things could get
awkward in your phone tap right.
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Now Another, Hello Hey, Connor, hey this Is.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Debrauh you don't know, me but i'm your, Wife sadie's.
Friend and you know what she didn't tell? Me what
that she didn't tell? Me you had such a manly.
Voice oh my, god she's holding out on.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Me so.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Funny so, Anyway i'm just calling for congratulations And i'm
going to be At sadie's baby shower this.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Weekend oh so Fun.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Yeah, Great, Yeah i'm sure she's looking forward to having you,
there oh and.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Blushing oh, god let me get my head.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Straight yeah, Everything, okay there.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You're asking If i'm okay chivalrous, Too no wonder she
snapped you. Up, Okay SO i just.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Was gonna see if you could help me come up
with like an extra special baby.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Gift oh, yeah that's actually a very nice of. You
good some of the.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Compliments sadie told me you're like. Awesome BUT i didn't
know you were like the perfect.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Man, WELL i, mean you, Know i'm hardly, that but
thank you and.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Humble stop just. Stop you have to have a. Brother
do you have a?
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Brother maybe you do not have a. Brother, Sorry i'm just.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Kidding i'm just. KIDDING i am, married.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Unfortunately, okay don't say.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That well you don't want me to say That i'm.
Married still say to you said.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
THAT i, KNOW i just WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Meant, oh we'll just keep it inside joke.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
There, okay all, RIGHT i love. That what about this
the special gifts? You, yes.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Exactly, Okay SO i was taking up buying one of
those like his and HERS t shirts for you And.
Sadie but judging from your, photos your muscles are probably
way too big AND i doubt the shirt would even fit.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
You, okay that's very, flattering but, seriously you think they're too?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Big it could be really.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Cute it could say, daddy or or even, better it
could Say Zaddi.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Zaddy i'm not up on the current. Lingo but.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Are you gonna be at the? Shower oh my, god
you're so.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
FUNNY i will just be dropping her off and picking
up presents.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Afterwards so, Sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know you kind of got this Like Pedro pascal
pushing a stroller thing.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
HAPPENING i don't even know who that. Is so anything
ELSE i can help you, WITH i do.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Have one more, question but, ah it's a little, embarrassing
and especially because we haven't. MET i, MEAN i thought
about waiting until you got to the house AND i
could value your car or something for.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
You, okay, LISTEN i don't know what you're talking, about
And i'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Here you're feeling, uncomfortable SO, i, oh, okay I'T i
don't think this is the same kind of. Uncomfortable, Listen
So sadie told me that for you and, her it
happened right.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Away where is this?
Speaker 11 (19:58):
GOING i really. Don't don't need to be on the
phone with you any. LONGER i.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Can't i'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This i'm gonna do.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
It.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay SO i was, wondering do you think you could
give me a?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Baby?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Okay well this phone call needs.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Fan now say, okay.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Okay, NO i didn't say. Okay this is so completely,
inappropriate like.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Freaking, out like as If sadie even. Cares sadie does not.
CARE i already talked to her about.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
This, no you absolutely, didn't because she would have told.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Me OH i, did and she was so into the idea.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Of what giving giving you a baby That, no that's
not how this.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Works i'm not a baby. Factory what's wrong with?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You, no she totally said that you would give me
a baby as soon AS i was done doing this
prank phone.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Call what this prank phone?
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Call oh my, god.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Because this is.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Actually broke from the radio Show Broke aga in The.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Morning oh, okay your, Wife sadie just wanted to say
that she's so.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
Excited WELL i didn't know she was this. Excited, YEAH i,
mean apparently you make good.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Babies so this one hasn't even come out, yet and
she's you, Know i'm going to be. Honest she sent
a couple of pictures AND i don't think you would
fit into THAT t.
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Shirt, well NOW i know you're making it, up because
when you first said, IT i was, like that's not
true at.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the Twenties brooke And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Morning ask, yourself how far are you willing to go
to make true love happen in your?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Life, oh that's a big.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Question would you be willing to change your name to
something Sexy Chaziard.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Tine i'm ready to work on that sexy.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
PARTY i work on. That would you be willing to
travel back in time to your mom's high school prom
and asked her best friend to the big?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Dance, wait her best friend that's still?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
GROWS i, would and have No, joe it is right that.
Night would you flirt with a person that you've never
met before and have that entire conversation broadcast live to
millions of people around the.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Country why does that sound so much better than the
other two.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Things, well we have two listeners on the phone right
now that said yes to that, question and we've given
them two new prompts to make sure the convo gets extra,
spicy so you're gonna hear it when they meet for
the very first time and decide if there is a
blossoming romance and a blind love is it's coming up.
Next we have a general rule in radio that When
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netflix goes, low we go even.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Lower that's, right we will.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Limbo we'll dig underneath the. Limbo, boy what tunnel below?
It that's why When netflix came out with the dating
Show Love Is, blind we did our own lower budget
version called Blind Love Is, yeah that's, right where two
people who've never met before and obviously can't see each
other meet over our phone lines for the very first
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time to chat and see if they have a true
love connection hopefully no family.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Connections yeah again, Lower we're okay hoping for that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
One, yeah it make some, headlines but you.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Know we do have two listeners on the line right
now to play the. Game their names Are jason And.
Jessica they've both reached out to us. Separately jason requested
a second date we couldn't do for, him And jessica
was actually on an Awkward tuesday with us a while.
Back she was the replaced bridesmaid at someone's. Wedding they
kicked her.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Out oh that's, right, yeah, yeah but it was like
the mother in law was terrible or.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Something but they both agreed to be back on for this.
Segment so just like last, time we've encouraged them instead
of just small talking for five ten, minutes to try
and be a little creative and fun with their. Questions
so they both come prepared.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Just like entertain us while you're getting to know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
IT i, mean it's no different than what the dating apps, use,
right they use trumps and different.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Things there's not thousands and thousands of people listening.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
In and we'll usually just talk about like your job
and whatever for another show for. That but remember we
need quiet in this, room AND i know that's difficult
for this, group but we just have to sit, back
listen to them, talk and then we'll discuss afterwards and
find out if blind truly love.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is i've already we have such a connection To jennifer
because she's been on the.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Show It's jessica, bro so we don't have strong connection
as we.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Thought, sorry just went with the eighties general.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Name but, YEAH i Love.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Jilli yeah sorry he shut on this End, jason you're
officially punched. Up go, ahead say hi To jessica and
we're gonna back.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Away Hey, Jessica.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
Hey, jason what s? Up?
Speaker 12 (25:04):
Uh real, quick before we. START i.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
PROMISED i promised my MOM i would say high over.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
The radio because she listens to the station all the.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Time oh that's so.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Cute oh, God, hey Hey, Mom i'm. Here i'm. Here Hi.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
Mom don't. Worry i'll be.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Gentle, okay, okay but let's let's keep IT pg.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
Rated uh, yeah what do you THINK i was going to?
Say we're on the, Radio. Jason, yeah, yeah, Okay so
SHOULD i ask the first? Question?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yees do?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
It?
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Okay so what is your ultimate guilty? Pleasure good?
Speaker 8 (25:57):
One, oh it's not TOO pg with my mom, LISTENING
i don't really want to talk about what gives me.
Speaker 16 (26:07):
Pleasure oh my, God, David, no you're guilty. Pleasure not
like your pleasure.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Pleasure i'm pretty guilty about. IT i JUST i don't
NEED i don't want to tell my.
Speaker 16 (26:24):
Mom, Okay, so like a guilty pleasure could be binge
eating ice cream while watching REALITY tv. Shows oh guilty?
Speaker 12 (26:35):
Pleasure, yeah, sure, yes my head's in the. Gutter, sorry.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
To, be but not not right.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Now.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Okay SOMETIMES i can stay in a shower for a long,
time LIKE i could do like two, hours two. Hours,
yeah it's kind of an issue for the water.
Speaker 16 (27:06):
Built, Dang, jason how much scrubbing do you have to?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Do Red?
Speaker 16 (27:10):
Flag And i'm just. Kidding i'm just.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
Kidding, okay what about? You what's your guilty? Pleasure all?
Speaker 16 (27:17):
Right my guilty pleasure is, okay don't judge. ME i
kind of like to spy on my. NEIGHBORS i KNOW i,
shouldn't but, like there's such a que old couple and
they just do regular stuff like WATCH, tv AND i don't,
know it's fascinating to, me AND i don't. Know maybe
if things work, out you can come check out my.
Speaker 12 (27:35):
Telescope, wow that's kind of cute and. CREEPY i.
Speaker 16 (27:42):
Agree i'm not you, KNOW i.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
Agree, OKAY i have a question for.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You all, right we only have one minute, left so
make sure it's, quick.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Guys, okay, okay if you could have any superpower but
only for like boring mundane, tasks what would.
Speaker 11 (27:59):
It be.
Speaker 16 (28:01):
A munstane? Superpowered, OKAY i got. IT i got. It
AS i could snap my fingers and make. Coffee, damn
that would be.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
It oh, WOW i love.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
Coffee it's been way too much time drinking. It so
IF i could snap and get a, coffee that'd be.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It that's pretty. Good you know you got to make
coffee at. Home i'll just have it on standby faster
than the.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
Carriage, okay, okay, sure, okay what's? Yours sorry enough about
me with your.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Power of, speech that's WHAT i would, like power of.
SPEECH i love tongue, twisters and IF i could say
any tongue twister without, PROBLEM i would be. GOD i
would very.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
Like you, know a solid tongue could definitely come in.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Handy oh, okay let's put them on.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Alday sally are having some fun for the.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Sake Of jason's, mother who is listening to this right.
Now let's let's take them down. Perfectly so uh, OKAY i,
like what did you think About jason And jessica as a,
couple jess a.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Couple jason's a little slow to get some.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
THINGS i, mean you can Judge jason by, himself But
i'm not asking about. Him i'm asking them as a
couple together doing seem like a good.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Fit i'm worried that she'll run him over because of that.
Bat you know, WHAT i just don't know he can keep.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Up, okay what do you think jose the cute.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Couple because opposites of.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Tract i'm Assuming alexis ships them. ALREADY i like, him
she likes.
Speaker 15 (29:43):
Everybody so always we always like to leave this up
to the texts at, seven, eight, five nine two tell
us do you want to hear more From jason And
jessica or we could dump them for a brand new.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Couple so type love yay for yes or love nay for.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No why can't we just say yes or? No don't
do it the way it is?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Fine, okay forget.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It to make this so comported in my.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Head but, look If jason And jessica make it to
the next, SEGMENT i have a game ready for them
to play to truly test their connection and find out
if blind love really.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Is, oh you're teasing. US i want to yes that we're.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Gonna do it, Yay so hold. On we're in the
middle of another steamy edition Of Blind love is the
knockoff radio version of the Show Love Is blind From,
netflix And jessica And jason have just met and flirted
over the. Phone listeners have been texting into seven eighty
five nine two on whether they want this to. Continue
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sixty three percent say they want to hear.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
More, YEAH i think.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
YEAH i mean it could have been the thing where
people just misspelled nay and didn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do, it but make them no one talks that, Way jack.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
TWO i aspire to a, smarter fancier culture for us.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Here you're in the wrong, industry, THEN i, guess so
how many times you have to tell you?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
THAT i can tell? You we did get a lot of,
yea's and also a lot of listeners wanting to say
hi To jason's, mom who is listening to the segment right.
Now BUT i thought we should also have a game
to really put these two to the love. Test let's let's.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Go what's the?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Game so we googled potential fun games to play on
a first date with someone and pictionary came.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Up that's not going to work well, Here, yeah this
tough on.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
The radio to pull it. Off, also spin the bottle
was an, option but we Know brooke would have grabbed
the bottle every time and pointed it straight at, Herself
so instead we landed on the Game Two truths and A.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Lie we played this as a.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Show it's simple and it's. Fun you tell three statements about,
yourself two of them are, true ones made, up and
the other person has guess which one the lie.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Is.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, now Both jessica And jason have worked with our
producer ahead of time to come up with these so
they'd be ready to. Go And i'm gonna be involved
in this a little bit just to help run the.
Game But i'm gonna ask my co host to please
try and keep your contributions to a.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Minimum if you could only see my eye roll on the, radio, Right, Yeah,
No i'm.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Excited this is gonna.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Be we're gonna start things off With jason. Today So,
jason go, ahead Give jessica two truths and a.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Lie.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
OKAY i once missed took a cactus for a plush
toy and hugged.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
It.
Speaker 16 (32:41):
Wow, okay.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
After losing a fantasy football, BET i had to.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Make out with the guy that was in first, place.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
So the.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Champion MAYBE i do want to play tannasy football Seculation seculation.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
The third.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
One she's not totally believing that, ONE i.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Think.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
OKAY i once tried to impress a date THAT i
was on and THOUGHT i would impress her by doing
karate moves and accidentally knocked over our.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Waiter oh, wow.
Speaker 16 (33:26):
That's some action right there that you were not expecting
on a.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Date all, Right so we have the three options for you, There,
Jessica which one is the? Lie you?
Speaker 16 (33:36):
KNOW i don't believe number?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Two you don't think that the fantasy football bet where
he had to kiss the guy that was in first.
Speaker 16 (33:43):
Place he didn't take Kiss he said made?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Out, okay make out very. Different she thinks you're lying
about that, One. Jason which one was the?
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Lie the lie WAS i mistook a cact is for a?
Speaker 12 (34:00):
Plusure was the?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Lie?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Not come?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
On really made up with your fantasy football?
Speaker 12 (34:10):
BUDDY i kissed him. ONCE i don't know. WHY i
said makeout.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Very?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Good if you only did it?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Once where were your? Hands is this why we call it?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Fantasy is that? Why for?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
History, okay we've learned some interesting things About. Jason jessica's your.
Turn Give jason your two truths and a.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Lie, Okay, WELL i auditioned for REALITY tv show once
by kissing a cardboard shutout Of Ryan.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Reynolds, Okay.
Speaker 16 (34:48):
Okay One Valentine's, DAY i sent myself, flowers chocolates and
a love letter in the MAIL i.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Have that's kind of kind of. Bad she's yelling it very.
Speaker 11 (35:06):
Defensively that is self.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Love, Okay so one, morning going to work on a city, BUS,
i for a lack of a better, word messed. Myself
and not only DID i mess, myself BUT i still
went to the.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Office oh, dedication without.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Changing done that without telling us a couple of.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Times oh my, god, crazy drinking enough. Water nobody noticed that.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
She has black.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
PANTS i can be able to the whole. Things We,
Okay well there you.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Go.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Jason you have your three. Statements which one of those
is a? Lie do you? Think do you want to?
Speaker 8 (35:51):
BE i think the lie is The Valentine's?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Day you don't think it's true that she sent herself,
flowers chocolates and a love letter on THE.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
I think that she has the most beautiful Voice i've ever,
heard AND i can't imagine a balance day that she's.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
Alone, Wow but.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Going which one was a? Lie? Jessica all?
Speaker 16 (36:17):
Right, Well, jason the why was THAT i never made
out or kiss a cardboard cutout Of Ryan. Reynolds, sadly
you have.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Such a, PERSONALITY i could see you auditioning for a reality.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Job, actually but let's go around the room really. Quick
what do we think About jason And jessica as a.
Couple do we want to see them? Together alexis?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
GO i MEAN i think they should go on a
date date like a real. One, yeah meet and. Persone,
Yeah i'm for.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
SURE i, mean if they're willing to share that embarrassing
stuff with each, other it's a good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Foundation how could it get from?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
YOU i ACTUALLY i.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Thought they were really, fun really, fun fun.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
PLACE i, mean it doesn't sound like it's crazy. Love
BUT i think they definitely need to go out on
time and see what.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Happened, okay well you know where my thumbs are on
this one are football League Jason. Jessica what do you
guys think you guys up for going? Out we'll pay for,
IT i would love To.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
JESSICA i.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Am down.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Update us after you meet in?
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Person we found out truly blind, love is it?
Speaker 9 (37:28):
Not?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah well for the, Date, yeah we'll pay for the.
Date yeah we, got we.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Got you don't get any more money after, that. Though
this isn't a real reality.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Show i'm trying to karate chap anymore waiters While you're.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Out Broken jeffrey in the.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Morning, okay so that was a. Classic we actually did
that quite a while. Ago my love is if you
didn't realize, classics are you?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Know stuff from the?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Vault and that's, okay that's. Okay but we got an
update from the. Couple, YEAH i don't know you know this,
well it's actually just from she emailed the, show and
she said that she And jason did end up meeting. Up, okay,
really but they did it with friends because they didn't
want a lot of, pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Which makes sense. Better so she brought her roommate And,
jason according to this, email brought his. Mom no he. Didn't,
no he shouldn't even be. Surprize, no you and this
is their first time seeing each other in, person like every.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yea and so she continues saying she And jason didn't
really have a connection in.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Real, life but she ended up totally vibing with his.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Mom and Apparently jessica is now playing pickleball with her
once a month and it's been.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Awesome that's kind of, cute but that's so. WEIRD i like.
It it's so. Funny All, Right we're friendship being you
and his mom or loved her more than. Him she
got it worked. Out, yeah, totally totally there is and
thanks for being. Here it's Brinking jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Morning one guy's going viral on TikTok today because he
was just playing video games at home one afternoon and
somebody added him as a, friend so he, accepted and
now it's officially the worst decision of his entire. LIFE
whoa plus the big secret the movie theaters don't want
you to know, about but one employee just spilled the.
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Butter it's all over this segment and my, Body oh,
boy you're gonna find out what it is in a
brain new Edition TikTok Click shock that's coming up right.
NOW i don't know how they misspelled my name every single,
time BUT i was At starbucks the other day AND
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i clearly Said. Jeffrey but then my cup came out
and right, there in big bold, letters it's spelled out
Caramel mill hot chocolate tasted bitter that?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Day how could that be sucked?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Down some TikTok click shock because you're so shocked at
how many clicks that viral video is. Getting we've got
some of the hottest TikTok from the past, week so
let's get right into. Him your first TikTok Click, shock
is from An xbox gamer Named, brandon who just went
viral because of his unfortunate. Situation See brandon works from
home and he loves his daily fifteen second commute from
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his kitchen to his. Desk must be.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
NICE i, mean.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
There are some major pitfalls for those who are easily
drawn in by forbidden temptations at.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Home, oh none of, US i feel like on this
show could possibly have enough self control to work from.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Home i'd be eating all.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Day i'd be.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
REASON i have a Feeling jose would definitely be a
victim of, this because Especially brandon admits he's easily lured
in by the temptation of just playing one more, mission
one last. Round, yeah turn on the, power it's right.
There and he does this during work. Hours so the other,
day when he received a friend request on His xbox
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from an unknown, Person brandon just added. Him and what happened,
Next i'll just Let brandon. Explain SO i got fired
from my job. Today don't add random people On xbox
because apparently bosses do.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
That now And i'm working from.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
HOME i Play.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Xbox you know WHAT i?
Speaker 9 (41:28):
Mean it's.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
True just an hour After brandon added that, friend he
got an email from his work, saying on advice of,
counsel you are being terminated for cause.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
If, you guys don't, know if you're friends with, somebody
you accept a friend. Request they can see And i'll
Say jose is Playing fortnite like it'll show you that
they are.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Playing the boss was obviously also On. Xbox, yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Chill, man they.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
Don't throw we were in a magine, together m a warning.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Or just killed death ratio probably wasn't impressive in that
you're at. This but they don't explicitly refer to The
xbox altercation as the reason for his. Dismissal but after
looking into, it turns out they traced the gamer handle
That brandon added to a career coaching, company so that
company could have been aligned with his, employer like looking
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to root out any of their employees playing video games during.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Workout snaky sneaky.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Bosses are so unreasonable they expect their workers to work during.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Workouts what is this?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Communism does he want to put pants on when he
works from home?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Too this is.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Ridiculous obviously not the guy's fault for playing video games
on the. Clock, anyway that's a TikTok click. Shot your
next TikTok click.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Shot.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yeah this video got a quarter of a million views
and it's from a movie theater employee Named Page, okay
so her video went viral after she decided to pull
back the curtain on the biggest movie theater misconceptions that people.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Have.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
OO i love.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Them usually it's, like you know what people don't, know
but this is stuff people know that is.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Wrong, yeah here's what she has to.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Say movie theater.
Speaker 17 (43:14):
Misconceptions it's, dark they can't see what we're, doing even
if they do have.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Cameras, wrong they're, infrared.
Speaker 17 (43:20):
SO i can see everything that you're, doing whether you
just snuck in food and drinks or if you're just
actually trying to get it, on you will be kicked.
OUT i need the freshest. POPCORN i need you to
make me a batch right, now and if you, Don't
i'm not getting Any you actually don't want the popcorn
that's directly out of the kettle because it's so, hot
it's still this warm.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Mushball it's not.
Speaker 17 (43:37):
Good you want popcorn that has been sitting there for
an hour or. So maybe we're making popcorn all day.
Long it's not been sitting there for days on. End
but popcorn actually doesn't go stale for at least about a.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Week oh, wow that's. INTERESTING i learned a lot there
one infrared Video.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Infrared cameras inside all the, theaters so they can see
everything that.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
HAPPENS i can't.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
A good, reminder do not hook up inside of the. Theaters,
YEAH i guess you, can but just expect to get
kicked out halfway through.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Watching can we also talk for a second about how
the popcorn that comes right out is a mushball BECAUSE
i pot popcorn at home and it's never mushy right after.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
It and that also doesn't last a. Week you, know that's.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Interesting they have really special cool popcorn there, though it's
like it's a different breed of.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
CORN i, guess mushy. Corn but.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Apparently, yeah you can demand that they make new, corn
but it is not as good as the stuff that's
been sitting in there for an, hour according to this
movie theater.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Employee according to the theater employee who doesn't want to
make you new.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
So her video got hundreds of Comments one lady Named karen,
Commented i'd always buy a large, popcorn eat, it get
the free, refill take it home and put the popcorn
and ziploc, bags then have it for. Days movie theater
popcorn was my family's main source of. Nutrients it's, like
(45:08):
instead of milk and our, cheerios we put movie theater
butter in our.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Cheerios imagine sitting next to her at, school like every,
day like your family went to the Movies.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Wednesday i'm glad my mom didn't hear that tip WHEN
i was, young because we would have definitely been on
that Basic.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's, like how much does it? Cost i'm gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Last those are yourtok stories for the.
Speaker 9 (45:31):
Day brook And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Morning arthur From tacoma is on the phone right. Now
he's Played brook twice before and never lost. Dog he,
says it's all thanks to one, thing pure.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Luck, oh it's gonna go with your brilliant, Mind.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Arthur, also he said the fact That brooke had two
off days the last time said he. Played but here's
a little known, Fact, Arthur brooke has, many many.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Off, Days jeffrey is very.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
True in, fact she requests many many days off from
working on the.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
SHOW i still don't get.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Enough, yeah But arthur is back to continue his winning.
Streak welcome, Back. Arthur thank.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
You what's your favorite thing to do on an off?
Speaker 11 (46:23):
Day?
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Productive? Evenly brook is gonna go take some time off
outside the studio while we go over the rules. Here,
arthur you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, when you can say. Past
but you have to Beat brooke outright to. Win are you? Ready?
Yeah all, right good? Luck your time starts. Now august
Is International Pirate. Month how many movies Has Johnny depp
(46:50):
Played Captain Jack sparrow? Four in THE? Nfl The Cleveland
brown's official colors are brown and what? Else at forty?
Three who was the YOUNGEST us president ever elected to?
Office how many states begin with the LETTER o? ONE
a mythical creature known as a siren is the logo
(47:12):
of what famous beverage? Company which city is one hundred
and One dalmatian set In New. York speed was the
name of the game today With Arthur brook's gonna come
back into the. Studio And arthur told our producer before
he came on that his favorite part of our show
(47:32):
is the second, dates and his favorite host on the
show Is brook when she. Loses there's on.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
There a couple of.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Times how you, Roll? ARTHUR i hit?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
It what do you like About, Brook? Arthur besides the losing?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Awkward with?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Me? Here fine?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Comments my slide, comments slide comments Like sly like A,
sly like A? Fox, Jeffrey, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Wow great example sly comment right. There, Okay, well now
that your talents are on full, display let's get into these.
Questions you, Ready, BROOKE i.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Think to cover up my, comments but, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Ready you're common. Answers explain it all out, there all,
Right Sly. Fox your time starts. Now august Is International Pirate.
Month how many movies Has Johnny depp Played Captain Jack
sparrow four in THE? Nfl The Cleveland brown's official colors
are brown and what? Else? Orange at forty? Three who
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was the YOUNGEST us president ever elected to? OFFICE? Jfk
how many states begin with the letter? Oh oh hi?
ONE a mythical creature known as a siren is the
logo of what famous beverage company.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
BOOKS.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Oh Call It. Made, okay let's see how you both
did there when we go over to the scoreboard With,
jose we are.
Speaker 11 (48:54):
Inviting people to come down and get drunk at The sheriff's.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Office one of.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Those, Days, arthur you got one correct, today got a
lot of questions in twos May arthur.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
May need to go back to, Sleep.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Arthur, yeah you didn't even get as many questions As,
arthur but still got.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Three roasted, Today, Arthur sorry about that off. Day, yeah
we're allowed to have a few hundred every. Year here we,
go let's get to the. Answers august Is International Pirate.
Month Johnny depp has Been Captain Jack sparrow in Five
pirates of The caribbean.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Movies we have only seen. Two that is so.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Many in THE, Nfl Cleveland brown's official colors are brown and.
Orange YOUNGEST us president ever elected was jfk at age forty.
Three there are three states that begin with the letter of.
Speaker 13 (49:55):
One.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Oregon, oh, yeah you always talk About oklahoma and your clown.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Family, yeah my whole family's From. OKLAHOMA i lived In.
Oregon it's a. TWO i didn't make.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Interesting, Ohio ohio sirens are the logo for the beverage Company.
Starbucks some people call it a, mermaid but it is
a siren and the movie one hundred and One dalmatians
is set in the city Of london Town.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Ah Cruel.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Deville So, arthur CAN'T i tell?
Speaker 16 (50:27):
You tell?
Speaker 9 (50:31):
Me?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
So arthur unfortunately can't give you any money, here, Buddy
but just for playing you do win up Some brook
And jeffrey.
Speaker 11 (50:41):
Swag, okay also that works for.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Me, hey thanks for being on with. Us we're going
to Do Windbrooks bucks same time, Tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
Brook And jeffrey in the. Morning
Hey, it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is
the full hour show. Thanks for being here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We get some fun ahead of us.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And Blind Love is oh oh, we're going to learn
the big secret movie theaters don't want you to.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Know about love secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
By the way, did you guys see last week I'm
just keeping you up on the K pop Demon Hunters news.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh my god, my stream went crazy last night talking
about this movie.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, they are going to release it in select theaters
and it's going to be a sing along.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You have to watch it, jose I have to watch it. Okay,
all right, what do you see in the comments? Yeah,
Brian Bilbro said, so much chaos in every single video,
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Thank you so much. Yes, every subscriber means the world
to us. Thank you so much for being here, for
sticking along, and for enjoying.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
The next full hour. It's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You think it's crazy in Florida. You don't even want
to know what's going on in Australia right now? Why
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because health officials in Brisbane
had to issue an urgent press release saying if you're
bit by a venomous snake, please don't bring it to
the er with you. Because Australia is notorious for some
(01:16):
of the craziest, most dangerous wildlife out there. Pretty much
everything in that country wants to kill you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
How are you going to have the snake you just
got bitten by? Is it because it's your pet or
are you catching it?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Apparently people get bit and they think it'll help with
identification and treatment if they capture it and bring it
with them to the doc.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Pain and still able to catch the damn thing.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Pretty impressive on it. The emergency staff at Bundenberg Hospital
were handed a plastic tupperware with a live Eastern brown
snake inside, peeking back at the.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Secure tupperware as well the soil.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
They had to be shut down temporarily while they got
rid of the venomous snake. Yeah, but it's not always
live snakes that people are bringing in. Others attempt to
kill the serpents and then they'll bring the dead carcass
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh sorry, if you could do all that, how are
you getting bitten in the first place?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You can't what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
They're everywhere, Like.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If you're smarter than the snake, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Sometimes the snakes are like in the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Bath with you, they do in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Certain patients have even told hospital workers they chase the
snake for an hour trying to photograph it before they
passed out, hashtag doing it for the gram.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I see, oh man, Okay, does it even matter?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
They say, no, Australian, stop bringing your snakes to the hospital.
Just get yourself to the doctor and let them heal you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, Yeah, I think it was a solid message, all.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Right, good and either think I'm glad that we helped
our Australian listeners to the show Snakes. Just with the
snakes for Okay, we'll do another PSA about other dangerous
Australian animals later. Now we got to move on and
get into the shock collar question of the day with
our own digital Jake. Don't bring Jake to the hospital
with you either, fee bites here, Let's let's get some tripa.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Or Jake, put on your finest tuxedo and leave the
kids at home with dad because today is World Penguin Day.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I know you were hoping we'd celebrate by barbecuing one
of those antarctic urds and tossing it on the toasted
brioche bun.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, it's terrible, Jake. I love penguins. They're my son's
favorite animals.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Brook, I'm sorry we can't do that. Your primal first
for endangered exotic means has led numerous government watch lists.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I never thought of what it would taste like, but
I am thinking about it now.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It would probably be very fast, Mike, penguin Burker.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
So today we'll be celebrating a different way by cruising
through a mouth watering penguin Fax edition.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You'll each get a chance in answering penguin trivia questions,
and get it right, you'll stay in.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Get it wrong, and your wings will be clipped.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Let's start with the woman whose dance moves look early
similar to that of a baby penguins slipping on ice.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Alexis.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Penguins poop every twenty hours, twenty days, or twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh, I mean, well, I gotta go that off. Just
how bad the zoo smells and how there are every
twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Alexis said, twenty minutes. That is correct.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
They like to do.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
They beat you, Jose with bathroom breaks, don't you.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Testily saying that I'm leaving right now? Brook? Your turn?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
All right?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Brook.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft,
but on land they're called.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
A what.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
God, what is it? Is it a cuddle? Is otters?
Isn't it a cuddle of penguins?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I thought it was a raft? Are they a raft
because they don't float?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Literally?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, the penguins are a raft in the water. I'm
on land. I mean, if you're a bird, you're a flock.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But I don't think it's Is it still flock for
penguins even though they're not flying.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna stick with the bird angle and go flock block.
That is.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You were close saying cuddle. It's a wattle of stick
around for the next round, Jose, Jose. The largest penguin
species ever discovered was unearthed in Antarctica. Its size is
almost incomprehensible. In fact, if it were alive today, the
penguin could have looked basketball superstar.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Lebron James squaring What exactly how all it was?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh gosh, that is scary? They're not cute anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, that's like, yeah, they're putting into the face, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I want to see that version of happy feet like
a horror movie.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
H all right.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
NBA players are taller than we even we think, Like
I always thought Steph Curry was short, but he's like six'.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Five, yeah SO i gotta, say if you can Look
lebron in the, eye you gotta be seven feet.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Tall jose went with seven feet.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Tall that is, correct from toe to beak tip six foot.
Eight this bird would have dwarfed most adult.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Humans that is.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wild don't bring that back.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Scientists Jeffery.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Europe many different types of penguins swim and seawater all
over the.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Globe but can they drink? It yes or?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
NO i mean sure they could drink. IT i don't
know if it's a good, idea.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that you get?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It he.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Can't how would They how would they know not to drink?
Speaker 9 (07:04):
It?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Though but? Survival how would you not drink? It they
eat the fish out of the. Water they got to
get some of that sea water down in the in
the throat.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
TOO i, mean BUT i don't think that THEY i
think he's, saying, like drink it like that's what They, oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No they probably bring the water back on to land
and boil it so that it's. Clean i'm gonna say
they don't drink the sea. Water jeffrey, said, no that is.
Correct the answer is, yes they. Can they have a
gland located above their eye that removes salt from the.
Bloodstream they're essentially boiling it in their. Eyes the excess
(07:38):
that comes out through the bill or by sneezing. Water
their nature's brittle. Filters that's pretty, Cool.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Alexis that means you've.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Won alexis is queen of The, penguins so she gets
to choose you get shock, today and they're gonna be
saying sexy back By Justin.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Timberlake i'm gonna pick Jeff oh. Right, SORRY i have
no reason other than it's JUST i looked at you
AND i was, like you deserve to Get.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm bringing sexy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Back.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah them mother boys don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Act. Yeah oh my. God If Justin timberlake could bring
a shot collar on his.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Next shah audience get to hold the, oh people would
pay like ten.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thousand my, god you would not survive that. Performance that's
your shot collar. Question of the. Day we got your
phon tap coming up in just.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
A few, minutes Freaking jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Morning imagine you're in a relationship with a great, woman
but for some, reason your dog doesn't get along with.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Her and what do you?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
DO i don't. Know do you dump your significant?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
OTHER i, like that's the first thought in getting rid
of a. DOG i, mean same.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Priorities but, yeah do you give away the? Dog you
can't do. That do you put them in a cage
together and have them fight it out? Last one standing
gets my?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Love that's both into your kettle right.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
NOW i mean the options they're not.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Great but one of our listeners was faced with that
exact same situation and came up with a much sneakier.
Solution and now his dog and his girlfriend are, inseparable
and she has no idea that he's been doing this
to make them get. Along you're gonna hear it in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right. Now you
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can't hear me. CONFESSION i can't take back earl. Arms
mouse speaker got a text to seventy eighty five nine
two that, SAYS i once booked a cruise with my,
girlfriend but she dumped me a week. Before, man SO
i sold her id and had my best friend by
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a wig in address to go on the boat with.
Me literally best trip. Ever oh that does sound.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
AWESOME i hope you kept the wig on the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Time the romance was as good AS i.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Expected oh, no it's, like.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
How much are they going to commit to this series
for this vacation.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
They're getting in couples? Fights, yeah, Honey.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
No if you have some secret info you'd like the
world to, know you can spread the word right here
on the mass. Speaker and one of our listeners is
ready to take off his wig of lies and expose the.
Truth he's Chosen william as his fake. Name, William welcome
to the. Show hey, There hey.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Will how are you? Doing Or? BILL i mean it's
a fake. NAME i guess we could go with anything.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
That, yeah, hey it is not my real.
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Name, okay, well voice changer is. On you're now the mass.
Speaker whenever you're, ready let's hear your.
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Confession, Okay SO i started dating a new woman several months,
back And, okay she's really. Wonderful he's got a great.
RAPPORT i.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Didn't oh that's.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
Nice, awesome, bro, Yeah i'm really. Fallen the only problem
is she was disappointed when she met my.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Dog what do you mean WHAT i?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Had not a very good looking.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Dog how could you be disappointed by a?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Dog because she's she is a beautiful.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Dog everyone wants to get close to, her but they
didn't bond right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
AWAY i have a rescue who hates, strangers like just
scared of, everyone and people are so disappointed when they
can't pet.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
HER i know she's so petible. LOOKING i.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
KNOW i remember the first TIME i met your. Dog i'm,
like come, here to come.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Here she ran.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Away it's, excited but she's not excited to like.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Right did you explain to her what was going?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
On, yeah and it was kind of similar to what
you were just, Saying like it was just. Avoidance it
wasn't growling or.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Right, yeah nothing like. Aggressive.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Yeah she'd come over and sit down on the couch
next to, her and Then maggie would get up and
go to the.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Other side of the ultimate when you bring a cat
into bed with you and then it gets up.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Immediately BUT i just transported you over.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It Did maggie give her side eye as?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Well just took it dump right there on the couch and.
Left maybe you can just explain to your girlfriend, like,
oh maybe she's.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Shy WELL i tried, to but she was pretty bent
out of shape about.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It your girlfriend, Was, yeah she took it.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Personally.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
SENSITIVE i feel LIKE i relate AND i am very.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
SENSITIVE i would as feel, like, WELL i don't know
if we're going to work, then because you're not going
to get rid of the.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Dog maybe you did get rid of the dog if
you were falling so? HARD.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Whoa, WELL i felt bad AND i wanted to do,
something and SO i did a bunch of research online
AND i found these pheromones that attract.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Pets.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Really, yeah it's like a little liquid that you kind
of sprinkle into your.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Hands CAN i.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Buy these for My?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
SEE i was thinking it was like deer urine when
you go. Hunting, yeah b.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No one wants to hear about how you hydrate during the.
Hunt i'm sorry about, her, Man so what do you
do with the? Pheromones?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
WELL i was worried that it was going to be
smelly like deer pee or something, too but actually humans
can't smell.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
It SO.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I put some drops in my hands and when she would,
arrive i'd hold her, hand or touch her, arm touch her,
neck and just get it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
On, there held her hand from your apartment shors to
the living.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Room why is he always massaging my shoulders all the?
Time she's, like old, on let me get your ankles.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Now, well what, Happened.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
I'll tell you what it?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
Worked?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Really, Yeah maggie was all over. Her and of course
my girlfriend's. Happy she's like just thrilled about this, change.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Because she's, like, oh she.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Must have had a bad.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Week not Just.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Maggie all the dogs in the buildings suddenly love your.
Girlfriend she's like the.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Piper he's like putting hot dogs in her.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Pockets, oh you can't ever tell, her, no wonder you
have to keep it a.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Secret she'd be so. Disappointed, honestly there's an.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Issue what what if it wears off her she gets
out of the, shower and Then maggie doesn't like her.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
ANYMORE i do have to keep on top of, application
AND i can't take it too far because she'll get
a little too, excited if you know WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Mean over.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Stimulated feel you on those, Hormones, Maggie.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
MAGGIE i called, Her she's. Mine, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You still have to use it every time your girlfriend comes.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
OVER i try not to BECAUSE i don't want it
to Become this is gonna sound.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Weird but like an addiction.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Her deer.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Bee SOMETIMES i use it.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
And SOMETIMES i.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Don't and my dog is getting really confused BECAUSE i
don't think she's understanding why she's reacting the.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Way, yeah sometimes she loves it and other times she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Smell, it or it's, like why AM i in this
back and forth? Relationship, WELL i hope it works. OUT
i Hope maggie just starts liking your.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Girlfriend, yeah, yeah you know it's getting. Better but the other,
day we went on a hike AND i applied a
little extra BECAUSE i knew we were going to be,
outside and we started getting followed by not, dogs but.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Squirrels, well army of squirrels gathered around.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You lots of.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Them oh, man, though.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What you?
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Do everyone was freaking.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Out we had to.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Leave you were worried that you were going to get
attacked by the mob OF.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
I pretended to roll my ankle so that we could
just get off the trail and go home because they
kept getting.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Closer oh, Man, well you have to find that medium.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Balance my, guy be careful with the stuffy.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Text into seven eighty five nine. Too if you have
a confession you've been holding on, to we can hide your,
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Speaker phone taps coming up, Next.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Brook And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Morning, today we call a soon to be father whose
wife is having a baby shower this. Weekend but just
because he's married and his baby is on the way
doesn't mean other women at the party can't flirt with
him a, little, RIGHT i mean he is a. CAT
i mean that's, why in our, Opinion brooke has the
(16:41):
green light to call this taken man and try to
shoot her. SHOT i Love Dad's, yeah things could get
awkward in your phone tap right.
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Now Another, Hello Hey, Connor, hey this Is.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Debrauh you don't know, me but i'm your, Wife sadie's.
Friend and you know what she didn't tell? Me what
that she didn't tell? Me you had such a manly.
Voice oh my, god she's holding out on.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Me so.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Funny so, Anyway i'm just calling for congratulations And i'm
going to be At sadie's baby shower this.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Weekend oh so Fun.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Yeah, Great, Yeah i'm sure she's looking forward to having you,
there oh and.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Blushing oh, god let me get my head.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Straight yeah, Everything, okay there.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You're asking If i'm okay chivalrous, Too no wonder she
snapped you. Up, Okay SO i just.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Was gonna see if you could help me come up
with like an extra special baby.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Gift oh, yeah that's actually a very nice of. You
good some of the.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Compliments sadie told me you're like. Awesome BUT i didn't
know you were like the perfect.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Man, WELL i, mean you, Know i'm hardly, that but
thank you and.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Humble stop just. Stop you have to have a. Brother
do you have a?
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Brother maybe you do not have a. Brother, Sorry i'm just.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Kidding i'm just. KIDDING i am, married.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Unfortunately, okay don't say.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That well you don't want me to say That i'm.
Married still say to you said.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
THAT i, KNOW i just WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Meant, oh we'll just keep it inside joke.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
There, okay all, RIGHT i love. That what about this
the special gifts? You, yes.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Exactly, Okay SO i was taking up buying one of
those like his and HERS t shirts for you And.
Sadie but judging from your, photos your muscles are probably
way too big AND i doubt the shirt would even fit.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
You, okay that's very, flattering but, seriously you think they're too?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Big it could be really.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Cute it could say, daddy or or even, better it
could Say Zaddi.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Zaddy i'm not up on the current. Lingo but.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Are you gonna be at the? Shower oh my, god
you're so.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
FUNNY i will just be dropping her off and picking
up presents.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Afterwards so, Sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know you kind of got this Like Pedro pascal
pushing a stroller thing.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
HAPPENING i don't even know who that. Is so anything
ELSE i can help you, WITH i do.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Have one more, question but, ah it's a little, embarrassing
and especially because we haven't. MET i, MEAN i thought
about waiting until you got to the house AND i
could value your car or something for.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
You, okay, LISTEN i don't know what you're talking, about
And i'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Here you're feeling, uncomfortable SO, i, oh, okay I'T i
don't think this is the same kind of. Uncomfortable, Listen
So sadie told me that for you and, her it
happened right.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Away where is this?
Speaker 11 (19:58):
GOING i really. Don't don't need to be on the
phone with you any. LONGER i.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Can't i'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This i'm gonna do.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
It.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay SO i was, wondering do you think you could
give me a?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Baby?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Okay well this phone call needs.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Fan now say, okay.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Okay, NO i didn't say. Okay this is so completely,
inappropriate like.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Freaking, out like as If sadie even. Cares sadie does not.
CARE i already talked to her about.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
This, no you absolutely, didn't because she would have told.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Me OH i, did and she was so into the idea.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Of what giving giving you a baby That, no that's
not how this.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Works i'm not a baby. Factory what's wrong with?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You, no she totally said that you would give me
a baby as soon AS i was done doing this
prank phone.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Call what this prank phone?
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Call oh my, god.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Because this is.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Actually broke from the radio Show Broke aga in The.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Morning oh, okay your, Wife sadie just wanted to say
that she's so.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
Excited WELL i didn't know she was this. Excited, YEAH i,
mean apparently you make good.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Babies so this one hasn't even come out, yet and
she's you, Know i'm going to be. Honest she sent
a couple of pictures AND i don't think you would
fit into THAT t.
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Shirt, well NOW i know you're making it, up because
when you first said, IT i was, like that's not
true at.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the Twenties brooke And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Morning ask, yourself how far are you willing to go
to make true love happen in your?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Life, oh that's a big.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Question would you be willing to change your name to
something Sexy Chaziard.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Tine i'm ready to work on that sexy.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
PARTY i work on. That would you be willing to
travel back in time to your mom's high school prom
and asked her best friend to the big?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Dance, wait her best friend that's still?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
GROWS i, would and have No, joe it is right that.
Night would you flirt with a person that you've never
met before and have that entire conversation broadcast live to
millions of people around the.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Country why does that sound so much better than the
other two.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Things, well we have two listeners on the phone right
now that said yes to that, question and we've given
them two new prompts to make sure the convo gets extra,
spicy so you're gonna hear it when they meet for
the very first time and decide if there is a
blossoming romance and a blind love is it's coming up.
Next we have a general rule in radio that When
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netflix goes, low we go even.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Lower that's, right we will.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Limbo we'll dig underneath the. Limbo, boy what tunnel below?
It that's why When netflix came out with the dating
Show Love Is, blind we did our own lower budget
version called Blind Love Is, yeah that's, right where two
people who've never met before and obviously can't see each
other meet over our phone lines for the very first
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time to chat and see if they have a true
love connection hopefully no family.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Connections yeah again, Lower we're okay hoping for that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
One, yeah it make some, headlines but you.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Know we do have two listeners on the line right
now to play the. Game their names Are jason And.
Jessica they've both reached out to us. Separately jason requested
a second date we couldn't do for, him And jessica
was actually on an Awkward tuesday with us a while.
Back she was the replaced bridesmaid at someone's. Wedding they
kicked her.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Out oh that's, right, yeah, yeah but it was like
the mother in law was terrible or.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Something but they both agreed to be back on for this.
Segment so just like last, time we've encouraged them instead
of just small talking for five ten, minutes to try
and be a little creative and fun with their. Questions
so they both come prepared.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Just like entertain us while you're getting to know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
IT i, mean it's no different than what the dating apps, use,
right they use trumps and different.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Things there's not thousands and thousands of people listening.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
In and we'll usually just talk about like your job
and whatever for another show for. That but remember we
need quiet in this, room AND i know that's difficult
for this, group but we just have to sit, back
listen to them, talk and then we'll discuss afterwards and
find out if blind truly love.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is i've already we have such a connection To jennifer
because she's been on the.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Show It's jessica, bro so we don't have strong connection
as we.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Thought, sorry just went with the eighties general.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Name but, YEAH i Love.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Jilli yeah sorry he shut on this End, jason you're
officially punched. Up go, ahead say hi To jessica and
we're gonna back.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Away Hey, Jessica.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
Hey, jason what s? Up?
Speaker 12 (25:04):
Uh real, quick before we. START i.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
PROMISED i promised my MOM i would say high over.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
The radio because she listens to the station all the.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Time oh that's so.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Cute oh, God, hey Hey, Mom i'm. Here i'm. Here Hi.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
Mom don't. Worry i'll be.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Gentle, okay, okay but let's let's keep IT pg.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
Rated uh, yeah what do you THINK i was going to?
Say we're on the, Radio. Jason, yeah, yeah, Okay so
SHOULD i ask the first? Question?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yees do?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
It?
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Okay so what is your ultimate guilty? Pleasure good?
Speaker 8 (25:57):
One, oh it's not TOO pg with my mom, LISTENING
i don't really want to talk about what gives me.
Speaker 16 (26:07):
Pleasure oh my, God, David, no you're guilty. Pleasure not
like your pleasure.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Pleasure i'm pretty guilty about. IT i JUST i don't
NEED i don't want to tell my.
Speaker 16 (26:24):
Mom, Okay, so like a guilty pleasure could be binge
eating ice cream while watching REALITY tv. Shows oh guilty?
Speaker 12 (26:35):
Pleasure, yeah, sure, yes my head's in the. Gutter, sorry.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
To, be but not not right.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Now.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Okay SOMETIMES i can stay in a shower for a long,
time LIKE i could do like two, hours two. Hours,
yeah it's kind of an issue for the water.
Speaker 16 (27:06):
Built, Dang, jason how much scrubbing do you have to?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Do Red?
Speaker 16 (27:10):
Flag And i'm just. Kidding i'm just.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
Kidding, okay what about? You what's your guilty? Pleasure all?
Speaker 16 (27:17):
Right my guilty pleasure is, okay don't judge. ME i
kind of like to spy on my. NEIGHBORS i KNOW i,
shouldn't but, like there's such a que old couple and
they just do regular stuff like WATCH, tv AND i don't,
know it's fascinating to, me AND i don't. Know maybe
if things work, out you can come check out my.
Speaker 12 (27:35):
Telescope, wow that's kind of cute and. CREEPY i.
Speaker 16 (27:42):
Agree i'm not you, KNOW i.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
Agree, OKAY i have a question for.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You all, right we only have one minute, left so
make sure it's, quick.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Guys, okay, okay if you could have any superpower but
only for like boring mundane, tasks what would.
Speaker 11 (27:59):
It be.
Speaker 16 (28:01):
A munstane? Superpowered, OKAY i got. IT i got. It
AS i could snap my fingers and make. Coffee, damn
that would be.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
It oh, WOW i love.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
Coffee it's been way too much time drinking. It so
IF i could snap and get a, coffee that'd be.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It that's pretty. Good you know you got to make
coffee at. Home i'll just have it on standby faster
than the.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
Carriage, okay, okay, sure, okay what's? Yours sorry enough about
me with your.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Power of, speech that's WHAT i would, like power of.
SPEECH i love tongue, twisters and IF i could say
any tongue twister without, PROBLEM i would be. GOD i
would very.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
Like you, know a solid tongue could definitely come in.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Handy oh, okay let's put them on.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Alday sally are having some fun for the.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Sake Of jason's, mother who is listening to this right.
Now let's let's take them down. Perfectly so uh, OKAY i,
like what did you think About jason And jessica as a,
couple jess a.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Couple jason's a little slow to get some.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
THINGS i, mean you can Judge jason by, himself But
i'm not asking about. Him i'm asking them as a
couple together doing seem like a good.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Fit i'm worried that she'll run him over because of that.
Bat you know, WHAT i just don't know he can keep.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Up, okay what do you think jose the cute.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Couple because opposites of.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Tract i'm Assuming alexis ships them. ALREADY i like, him
she likes.
Speaker 15 (29:43):
Everybody so always we always like to leave this up
to the texts at, seven, eight, five nine two tell
us do you want to hear more From jason And
jessica or we could dump them for a brand new.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Couple so type love yay for yes or love nay for.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No why can't we just say yes or? No don't
do it the way it is?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Fine, okay forget.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It to make this so comported in my.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Head but, look If jason And jessica make it to
the next, SEGMENT i have a game ready for them
to play to truly test their connection and find out
if blind love really.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Is, oh you're teasing. US i want to yes that we're.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Gonna do it, Yay so hold. On we're in the
middle of another steamy edition Of Blind love is the
knockoff radio version of the Show Love Is blind From,
netflix And jessica And jason have just met and flirted
over the. Phone listeners have been texting into seven eighty
five nine two on whether they want this to. Continue
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sixty three percent say they want to hear.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
More, YEAH i think.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
YEAH i mean it could have been the thing where
people just misspelled nay and didn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do, it but make them no one talks that, Way jack.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
TWO i aspire to a, smarter fancier culture for us.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Here you're in the wrong, industry, THEN i, guess so
how many times you have to tell you?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
THAT i can tell? You we did get a lot of,
yea's and also a lot of listeners wanting to say
hi To jason's, mom who is listening to the segment right.
Now BUT i thought we should also have a game
to really put these two to the love. Test let's let's.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Go what's the?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Game so we googled potential fun games to play on
a first date with someone and pictionary came.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Up that's not going to work well, Here, yeah this
tough on.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
The radio to pull it. Off, also spin the bottle
was an, option but we Know brooke would have grabbed
the bottle every time and pointed it straight at, Herself
so instead we landed on the Game Two truths and A.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Lie we played this as a.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Show it's simple and it's. Fun you tell three statements about,
yourself two of them are, true ones made, up and
the other person has guess which one the lie.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Is.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, now Both jessica And jason have worked with our
producer ahead of time to come up with these so
they'd be ready to. Go And i'm gonna be involved
in this a little bit just to help run the.
Game But i'm gonna ask my co host to please
try and keep your contributions to a.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Minimum if you could only see my eye roll on the, radio, Right, Yeah,
No i'm.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Excited this is gonna.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Be we're gonna start things off With jason. Today So,
jason go, ahead Give jessica two truths and a.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Lie.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
OKAY i once missed took a cactus for a plush
toy and hugged.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
It.
Speaker 16 (32:41):
Wow, okay.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
After losing a fantasy football, BET i had to.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Make out with the guy that was in first, place.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
So the.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Champion MAYBE i do want to play tannasy football Seculation seculation.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
The third.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
One she's not totally believing that, ONE i.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Think.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
OKAY i once tried to impress a date THAT i
was on and THOUGHT i would impress her by doing
karate moves and accidentally knocked over our.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Waiter oh, wow.
Speaker 16 (33:26):
That's some action right there that you were not expecting
on a.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Date all, Right so we have the three options for you, There,
Jessica which one is the? Lie you?
Speaker 16 (33:36):
KNOW i don't believe number?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Two you don't think that the fantasy football bet where
he had to kiss the guy that was in first.
Speaker 16 (33:43):
Place he didn't take Kiss he said made?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Out, okay make out very. Different she thinks you're lying
about that, One. Jason which one was the?
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Lie the lie WAS i mistook a cact is for a?
Speaker 12 (34:00):
Plusure was the?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Lie?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Not come?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
On really made up with your fantasy football?
Speaker 12 (34:10):
BUDDY i kissed him. ONCE i don't know. WHY i
said makeout.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Very?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Good if you only did it?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Once where were your? Hands is this why we call it?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Fantasy is that? Why for?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
History, okay we've learned some interesting things About. Jason jessica's your.
Turn Give jason your two truths and a.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Lie, Okay, WELL i auditioned for REALITY tv show once
by kissing a cardboard shutout Of Ryan.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Reynolds, Okay.
Speaker 16 (34:48):
Okay One Valentine's, DAY i sent myself, flowers chocolates and
a love letter in the MAIL i.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Have that's kind of kind of. Bad she's yelling it very.
Speaker 11 (35:06):
Defensively that is self.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Love, Okay so one, morning going to work on a city, BUS,
i for a lack of a better, word messed. Myself
and not only DID i mess, myself BUT i still
went to the.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Office oh, dedication without.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Changing done that without telling us a couple of.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Times oh my, god, crazy drinking enough. Water nobody noticed that.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
She has black.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
PANTS i can be able to the whole. Things We,
Okay well there you.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Go.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Jason you have your three. Statements which one of those
is a? Lie do you? Think do you want to?
Speaker 8 (35:51):
BE i think the lie is The Valentine's?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Day you don't think it's true that she sent herself,
flowers chocolates and a love letter on THE.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
I think that she has the most beautiful Voice i've ever,
heard AND i can't imagine a balance day that she's.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
Alone, Wow but.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Going which one was a? Lie? Jessica all?
Speaker 16 (36:17):
Right, Well, jason the why was THAT i never made
out or kiss a cardboard cutout Of Ryan. Reynolds, sadly
you have.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Such a, PERSONALITY i could see you auditioning for a reality.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Job, actually but let's go around the room really. Quick
what do we think About jason And jessica as a.
Couple do we want to see them? Together alexis?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
GO i MEAN i think they should go on a
date date like a real. One, yeah meet and. Persone,
Yeah i'm for.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
SURE i, mean if they're willing to share that embarrassing
stuff with each, other it's a good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Foundation how could it get from?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
YOU i ACTUALLY i.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Thought they were really, fun really, fun fun.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
PLACE i, mean it doesn't sound like it's crazy. Love
BUT i think they definitely need to go out on
time and see what.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Happened, okay well you know where my thumbs are on
this one are football League Jason. Jessica what do you
guys think you guys up for going? Out we'll pay for,
IT i would love To.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
JESSICA i.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Am down.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Update us after you meet in?
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Person we found out truly blind, love is it?
Speaker 9 (37:28):
Not?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah well for the, Date, yeah we'll pay for the.
Date yeah we, got we.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Got you don't get any more money after, that. Though
this isn't a real reality.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Show i'm trying to karate chap anymore waiters While you're.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Out Broken jeffrey in the.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Morning, okay so that was a. Classic we actually did
that quite a while. Ago my love is if you
didn't realize, classics are you?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Know stuff from the?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Vault and that's, okay that's. Okay but we got an
update from the. Couple, YEAH i don't know you know this,
well it's actually just from she emailed the, show and
she said that she And jason did end up meeting. Up, okay,
really but they did it with friends because they didn't
want a lot of, pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Which makes sense. Better so she brought her roommate And,
jason according to this, email brought his. Mom no he. Didn't,
no he shouldn't even be. Surprize, no you and this
is their first time seeing each other in, person like every.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yea and so she continues saying she And jason didn't
really have a connection in.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Real, life but she ended up totally vibing with his.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Mom and Apparently jessica is now playing pickleball with her
once a month and it's been.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Awesome that's kind of, cute but that's so. WEIRD i like.
It it's so. Funny All, Right we're friendship being you
and his mom or loved her more than. Him she
got it worked. Out, yeah, totally totally there is and
thanks for being. Here it's Brinking jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Morning one guy's going viral on TikTok today because he
was just playing video games at home one afternoon and
somebody added him as a, friend so he, accepted and
now it's officially the worst decision of his entire. LIFE
whoa plus the big secret the movie theaters don't want
you to know, about but one employee just spilled the.
(39:20):
Butter it's all over this segment and my, Body oh,
boy you're gonna find out what it is in a
brain new Edition TikTok Click shock that's coming up right.
NOW i don't know how they misspelled my name every single,
time BUT i was At starbucks the other day AND
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i clearly Said. Jeffrey but then my cup came out
and right, there in big bold, letters it's spelled out
Caramel mill hot chocolate tasted bitter that?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Day how could that be sucked?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Down some TikTok click shock because you're so shocked at
how many clicks that viral video is. Getting we've got
some of the hottest TikTok from the past, week so
let's get right into. Him your first TikTok Click, shock
is from An xbox gamer Named, brandon who just went
viral because of his unfortunate. Situation See brandon works from
home and he loves his daily fifteen second commute from
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his kitchen to his. Desk must be.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
NICE i, mean.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
There are some major pitfalls for those who are easily
drawn in by forbidden temptations at.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Home, oh none of, US i feel like on this
show could possibly have enough self control to work from.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Home i'd be eating all.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Day i'd be.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
REASON i have a Feeling jose would definitely be a
victim of, this because Especially brandon admits he's easily lured
in by the temptation of just playing one more, mission
one last. Round, yeah turn on the, power it's right.
There and he does this during work. Hours so the other,
day when he received a friend request on His xbox
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from an unknown, Person brandon just added. Him and what happened,
Next i'll just Let brandon. Explain SO i got fired
from my job. Today don't add random people On xbox
because apparently bosses do.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
That now And i'm working from.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
HOME i Play.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Xbox you know WHAT i?
Speaker 9 (41:28):
Mean it's.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
True just an hour After brandon added that, friend he
got an email from his work, saying on advice of,
counsel you are being terminated for cause.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
If, you guys don't, know if you're friends with, somebody
you accept a friend. Request they can see And i'll
Say jose is Playing fortnite like it'll show you that
they are.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Playing the boss was obviously also On. Xbox, yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Chill, man they.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
Don't throw we were in a magine, together m a warning.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Or just killed death ratio probably wasn't impressive in that
you're at. This but they don't explicitly refer to The
xbox altercation as the reason for his. Dismissal but after
looking into, it turns out they traced the gamer handle
That brandon added to a career coaching, company so that
company could have been aligned with his, employer like looking
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to root out any of their employees playing video games during.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Workout snaky sneaky.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Bosses are so unreasonable they expect their workers to work during.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Workouts what is this?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Communism does he want to put pants on when he
works from home?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Too this is.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Ridiculous obviously not the guy's fault for playing video games
on the. Clock, anyway that's a TikTok click. Shot your
next TikTok click.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Shot.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yeah this video got a quarter of a million views
and it's from a movie theater employee Named Page, okay
so her video went viral after she decided to pull
back the curtain on the biggest movie theater misconceptions that people.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Have.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
OO i love.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Them usually it's, like you know what people don't, know
but this is stuff people know that is.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Wrong, yeah here's what she has to.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Say movie theater.
Speaker 17 (43:14):
Misconceptions it's, dark they can't see what we're, doing even
if they do have.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Cameras, wrong they're, infrared.
Speaker 17 (43:20):
SO i can see everything that you're, doing whether you
just snuck in food and drinks or if you're just
actually trying to get it, on you will be kicked.
OUT i need the freshest. POPCORN i need you to
make me a batch right, now and if you, Don't
i'm not getting Any you actually don't want the popcorn
that's directly out of the kettle because it's so, hot
it's still this warm.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Mushball it's not.
Speaker 17 (43:37):
Good you want popcorn that has been sitting there for
an hour or. So maybe we're making popcorn all day.
Long it's not been sitting there for days on. End
but popcorn actually doesn't go stale for at least about a.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Week oh, wow that's. INTERESTING i learned a lot there
one infrared Video.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Infrared cameras inside all the, theaters so they can see
everything that.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
HAPPENS i can't.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
A good, reminder do not hook up inside of the. Theaters,
YEAH i guess you, can but just expect to get
kicked out halfway through.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Watching can we also talk for a second about how
the popcorn that comes right out is a mushball BECAUSE
i pot popcorn at home and it's never mushy right after.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
It and that also doesn't last a. Week you, know that's.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Interesting they have really special cool popcorn there, though it's
like it's a different breed of.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
CORN i, guess mushy. Corn but.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Apparently, yeah you can demand that they make new, corn
but it is not as good as the stuff that's
been sitting in there for an, hour according to this
movie theater.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Employee according to the theater employee who doesn't want to
make you new.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
So her video got hundreds of Comments one lady Named karen,
Commented i'd always buy a large, popcorn eat, it get
the free, refill take it home and put the popcorn
and ziploc, bags then have it for. Days movie theater
popcorn was my family's main source of. Nutrients it's, like
(45:08):
instead of milk and our, cheerios we put movie theater
butter in our.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Cheerios imagine sitting next to her at, school like every,
day like your family went to the Movies.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Wednesday i'm glad my mom didn't hear that tip WHEN
i was, young because we would have definitely been on
that Basic.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's, like how much does it? Cost i'm gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Last those are yourtok stories for the.
Speaker 9 (45:31):
Day brook And jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Morning arthur From tacoma is on the phone right. Now
he's Played brook twice before and never lost. Dog he,
says it's all thanks to one, thing pure.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Luck, oh it's gonna go with your brilliant, Mind.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Arthur, also he said the fact That brooke had two
off days the last time said he. Played but here's
a little known, Fact, Arthur brooke has, many many.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Off, Days jeffrey is very.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
True in, fact she requests many many days off from
working on the.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
SHOW i still don't get.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Enough, yeah But arthur is back to continue his winning.
Streak welcome, Back. Arthur thank.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
You what's your favorite thing to do on an off?
Speaker 11 (46:23):
Day?
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Productive? Evenly brook is gonna go take some time off
outside the studio while we go over the rules. Here,
arthur you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, when you can say. Past
but you have to Beat brooke outright to. Win are you? Ready?
Yeah all, right good? Luck your time starts. Now august
Is International Pirate. Month how many movies Has Johnny depp
(46:50):
Played Captain Jack sparrow? Four in THE? Nfl The Cleveland
brown's official colors are brown and what? Else at forty?
Three who was the YOUNGEST us president ever elected to?
Office how many states begin with the LETTER o? ONE
a mythical creature known as a siren is the logo
(47:12):
of what famous beverage? Company which city is one hundred
and One dalmatian set In New. York speed was the
name of the game today With Arthur brook's gonna come
back into the. Studio And arthur told our producer before
he came on that his favorite part of our show
(47:32):
is the second, dates and his favorite host on the
show Is brook when she. Loses there's on.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
There a couple of.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Times how you, Roll? ARTHUR i hit?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
It what do you like About, Brook? Arthur besides the losing?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Awkward with?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Me? Here fine?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Comments my slide, comments slide comments Like sly like A,
sly like A? Fox, Jeffrey, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Wow great example sly comment right. There, Okay, well now
that your talents are on full, display let's get into these.
Questions you, Ready, BROOKE i.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Think to cover up my, comments but, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Ready you're common. Answers explain it all out, there all,
Right Sly. Fox your time starts. Now august Is International Pirate.
Month how many movies Has Johnny depp Played Captain Jack
sparrow four in THE? Nfl The Cleveland brown's official colors
are brown and what? Else? Orange at forty? Three who
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was the YOUNGEST us president ever elected to? OFFICE? Jfk
how many states begin with the letter? Oh oh hi?
ONE a mythical creature known as a siren is the
logo of what famous beverage company.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
BOOKS.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Oh Call It. Made, okay let's see how you both
did there when we go over to the scoreboard With,
jose we are.
Speaker 11 (48:54):
Inviting people to come down and get drunk at The sheriff's.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Office one of.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Those, Days, arthur you got one correct, today got a
lot of questions in twos May arthur.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
May need to go back to, Sleep.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Arthur, yeah you didn't even get as many questions As,
arthur but still got.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Three roasted, Today, Arthur sorry about that off. Day, yeah
we're allowed to have a few hundred every. Year here we,
go let's get to the. Answers august Is International Pirate.
Month Johnny depp has Been Captain Jack sparrow in Five
pirates of The caribbean.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Movies we have only seen. Two that is so.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Many in THE, Nfl Cleveland brown's official colors are brown and.
Orange YOUNGEST us president ever elected was jfk at age forty.
Three there are three states that begin with the letter of.
Speaker 13 (49:55):
One.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Oregon, oh, yeah you always talk About oklahoma and your clown.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Family, yeah my whole family's From. OKLAHOMA i lived In.
Oregon it's a. TWO i didn't make.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Interesting, Ohio ohio sirens are the logo for the beverage Company.
Starbucks some people call it a, mermaid but it is
a siren and the movie one hundred and One dalmatians
is set in the city Of london Town.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Ah Cruel.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Deville So, arthur CAN'T i tell?
Speaker 16 (50:27):
You tell?
Speaker 9 (50:31):
Me?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
So arthur unfortunately can't give you any money, here, Buddy
but just for playing you do win up Some brook
And jeffrey.
Speaker 11 (50:41):
Swag, okay also that works for.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Me, hey thanks for being on with. Us we're going
to Do Windbrooks bucks same time, Tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
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