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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for being here for the podcast. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, home of the Second Date Update,
and we got to start before we get into the
brand new show. We got a full hour ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, seriously, Yeah, I cannot believe it. We are number
seven on the top comedy podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can That's exactly where we should be.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We're believe it or not?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I mean, it's just unbelievable, and it really is due
to our amazing listeners, for you liking and subscribing, finding
us on TikTok, probably finding your way here, and truly
a heartfelt thank you for all of your support. If
you're an OG of this show, you know how and
what we've been through to get here, so we.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Truly truly appreciate you. Yes, yeah, so okay, enough of
my sappy stuff. Serious, let's get into the funny stuff.
The show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good morning, as they say in England, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh I didn't know you spoke to language, just.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The man of the world. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and it's important to say a British good
morning to everyone because we have one big fan in England.
Just one one that we know of. His name is Matthew,
and we know that because he figured out a way
(01:24):
to send voice messages into our show.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hello there, my name is Matthew and I'm from England.
A little bit of a funny accident because I'm from
Birmingham originally, but I don't live there now, and I
just wanted to say, what a fantastic show. I'll listen
to you from the minute I'll get into my van
for work, and all you do is playing music. It's
much better than all the English stations because adverts after
(01:49):
adverts or commercials as you probably call them in America.
So yeah, the great music and your phone pranks and
all that are fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Goodbye wait like some music.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That is the best part of our show objectively. And
it was at this point I thought we actually had
a fan, like a regular listener from the UK. But
what happened? But now I think maybe Matthew is just
some guy in Arkansas who's putting on a fake accent
to mess with this. And I'm going to play you
the audio for why I think that. Here my New
(02:25):
Years resolution.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Listen to you, guys, every single die for the whole year. Yeah,
and then well I'll have to listen to you for
a second year.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Then next year's resolution drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There's no way anyone in Arkansas could figure out how
to say advert It just wouldn't happen.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He's more than drunk. He is knackered, and his accent
has gone from Birmingham, England to more Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But he is on New Year. So don't you dare
put Matthew down?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I am well.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Is Matthew really British? Text in seven eight five nine
to tell us real britt or full of shrimp? But Matthew,
if you are real, and again I'm not sure you are.
Thank you for listening, and I'm dedicating today's shack collar
the question to you, mate, I say, cheers, Mate, cheers
to Matthew and Jake. As much as I want to,
I will not make you do a British accent. But
(03:33):
let's just going on.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Well, actually, Jeff, I'm going the opposite of British today.
I'm talking about great Americans. Hell, is it Benjamin Franklin's birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Is it the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's hat? Absolutely not. Instead,
we're celebrating a person who has contributed more to this
country than all of our founding fathers and mothers combined.
Whoa I'm talking about out the birthday of Big Boom
aj from the Costco guys.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Oh my god, these guys right here, the Costco guys.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
From Double Chunk chocolate cookies to chicken bags. Most gen
Zers know this father and son duo a lot more
than they do. Marie Cury, whoever she is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, she I know, has to do with radiation. Alexis
doesn't even know.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh my god. They're social media stars. Don't let me explain.
Because people love them or people absolutely hate them.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Count me in for the love and change your attitude
to something more positive about them. Jose, Because we're celebrating
the Costco guys with a special Costco products, real or
fake edition of plenty of twenty Costco, you give me
a number one through twenty. I'll name a big bulk
item and you have to tell me if it's a
real Costco product.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Or one I made up. Oh interesting.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We'll start with the woman who gave her last blind
date a big doo. That's Alexis Perk Alexis. That's part
of the detail. How about a number one through twenty six? Alexis,
Your item is a ten foot tall inflatable pyramid for
home meditation. What perfect for finding your inner piece and
scaring your neighbors pierumid. Did Costco really sell this or
(05:23):
did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean football instantly like real?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But a pyramid you go inside of, like yeah, for
meditation for I don't know, They've probably made every inflatable possible,
so we'll say it's real.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Jake Alexis says, the ten foot inflatable pyramid for home
meditation is real. That is, they did not actually sell.
Alexis is out. We're over to Brook. How about a.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Number let's go number three?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Three?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Brook?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Your Costco product is an eighteen hundred pounds emergency food kit.
Did Costco really sell this or did I make this up?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Emergencies?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I believe that Costco makes an emergency kit, but eighteen
thousand pounds? Okay, how do you even get that into
the cart?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Done with the forklift that you just bought.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, dude, I'm from Idaho. Of course this is real.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Brooks says, the nearly one ton emergency food kid is real.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is Yeah, real.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
This kid includes a variety of freeze dried and dehydrated
foods with extended shelf lives, and it was designed to
feed an entire family for one year. I am worried
about how they get it home.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, it's so heavy, Hose. It's year turn. How about
a number one through twenty? Let's go twelve?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Number twelve, Jose, your Costco product is a life size
chocolate replica of a Golden Retriever? Did Costco really sell this?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And I make it up?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That is so cute adorable?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Why kind of mean to make it out of something
dogs can't eat?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Too? Oh yeah, Irony.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right, I'm overthinking standing up for down. It just sounds
way too silly, Jake.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I want it to be real, but I'm gonna say
it's not.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Jose said, the life sized chocolate replica of gold retriever
is fake. It is, Jose, and Brooker's still in it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
We're over to Jeffrey. Number eighteen. Please eighteen.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Jeffrey, your Costco product is a family sized hammock.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
For eight people. Did Costco sell this? And that I
make it up? My family was actually close with the
Kirkland family. The Costco Kirklands we used to call them
the Kirks.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Growing I don't think that that was their last name.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, it's like, let's go meet up with the Kirks
and Barbados for the Labor Day. I remember hearing that
a lot, yes, and we were on the Canamaran together.
I remember floating this idea to the Kirks and I
was like, Oh, we should do a big like family
uh swing thing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Eight people. Wouldn't everyone just roll to the center.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Shut it's real, Jake Jeffrey says, the Big Hammock is real.
The Big Hammock they never went through with. But if
it was.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Real, had come with reinforced ropes and a waiver pro
Oh little midswing chaos. Okay, Jose and Brook are our finalists.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Let's go to Brook. I need a number.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Let's go one.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Brook.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Your product is a box of mystery leftovers from the store.
It's sealed and frozen. What's inside nobody knows. What could
be a lasagna.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Or a whole turkey. Oh, it has is cooking instructions.
Just sounds like Brooks normal lunch that she brings.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
To sounds so good to me. I mean it makes sense.
Give me Mystery to go is real.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I like it, Brook said, the box of Mystery Leftovers
is real.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
It is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, you may just get hired by Costco.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Just even suggest right now if it brings me close
to Big Boom AJ and Big Justice, I'd love to.
But that means Jose has one today's edition of plenty
of twenty around.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You guys have such a different alt rhythm.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna show you off. I'm good Jose. Since
you won, you get to choose. You get shocked while
singing we bring the boom by Big Boom AJ and
Big Justice. Who's a going to be and she's not
going to watch the ten second floe?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay, we bring the boom. That's what we do.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
We bring the boom to you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I wish they did that Dubes off air for that.
That's Colic question of the day. We got your phone
to have coming up in just a few.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Whenever you see a couple of post engagement photos on
social media, typical thoughts that you have are, Wow, they
look so happy. What a good spot for a proposal.
That ring doesn't look very big though, cheap squeaz.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Stop zooming in one of our.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Listeners, says, whenever he looks at his own engagement picks,
he immediately thinks lies because there's a secret story behind
their perfect engagement picks, and his wife won't let him
tell anyone, not their friends or family, the truth of
what happened on that day. So he wants to finally
(10:10):
share the true story of their wedding engagement in a
brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
You hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Mouse Speak Texas seven eight five nine two says, whenever
somebody asks my name, I always hesitate because I don't
know if I should say Dave or David, and the
pause makes me sound like an idiot who doesn't know
his own name, which I suppose I am.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What do you prefer to go by?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, let's be honest. Names don't really matter because Brook's
gonna forget you in the first ten seconds after you
say it. Anyway, I wish it wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's truly not important, especially on this segment where you
choose your own fake name to hide your identity. And
we have a guy who's chosen Benny as his alias.
So Benny welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Hey, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I feel like you chose a name because you like
a likable.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Name, you know, I hope. So I nobody, Uh, they
don't know who I am, right, No, I just want
to make sure my wife is kind of known in
the community. So I just need to be careful.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Interesting that someone's married to the PTA for.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
All right?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
So I got engaged a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I never want to lead with that these days, well,
he said wife, So I.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Know, Yeah, I got engaged to my current wife.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yea.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
But during the proposal, the photos that you see on
like our social media, those aren't of the your proposal.
Oh why, So I'm not that great at like planning stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, Well you're a man, so you have an excuse. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's a couple of you that are good at it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, I overplanned. I'm the only one that's good at it,
and the girls never like what I have planned. That's
the different problem.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We're all bad in our own special ways. We all
suck no matter what.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
So I went online, I did some research, and I
got some good ideas, and I went all.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Out for Oh wow, ok what did you do?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? I did.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
I got this idea of like walking down memory laying them.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh okay, that's already great.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
I took her to our very first date.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh yeah, which you better have told her to get
her nails done before dinner.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
That.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Yeah, Well, she's always put together, so I didn't have
to worry about that.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Okay, but it was nice.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I mean it was the exact same spot on the
sidewalk where we had our first kiss.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
The fact that you remember it is also remember. Yeah,
so did you hit all the bases where you guys
went through the first time?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Over there, the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Back all good times.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Funny that you do bring up the park because we
did go into the park.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Wa.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So you've done all this and you haven't proposed yet.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
Well, I mean I'm getting there. And I and I
was sort of building along the way, you know, about
all the things that we had done in our past.
And probably the coolest thing that we did was we
went to the rescue and we rescue a dog, and
so I said, let me get the dog, and I
attached a ring box to his collar and he ran right.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh, she's crying the dog happy bells for her. You
have pictures of that moment.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
I actually have a few from my phone, but you know,
I didn't have like a photographer there.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
It was like a special moment that I thought she
and I would be sharing, you know, along with our dog,
but we were sharing it together.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh that's sweet, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Well, I felt amazing and it was probably one of
the coolest things in my life. And I said, you
know where we should call your parents, you know, and
tell them the news.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
We're engaged. Now, that's what everybody does. Let's call everybody. O.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
My god, and it's so fun to go through those
facetied we just flashed the ring.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Ah, it's okay.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
Yeah, but here's the problem. She said no.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What so she said no to the proposal or no
to calling people.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
She wanted her family involved in the proposal.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
She wasn't happy with a proposal.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
She wanted a big, fancy dinner and her family and
friends there, like.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
An engagement party.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'm sorry you did all of this, and she dropped
the news that she didn't like it literally in the moments.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was right after it happened.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Yes, I was like, wait, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So tacky, But we didn't.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
We didn't talk for four days.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I wouldn't either, emotional roller coaster.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
After four days, well, I mean it took a lot
of convincing. But a couple of weeks later I proposed
a second time. I got a nice reservation at the
steakhouse and what she wanted, Yeah, and her family was
there to see it. And when I asked her the
second time, though, she puts on this performance like she
(15:56):
was crying, and I didn't even know if she cried
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It was Oh wow, she.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Was really happy the second time.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Have you guys been married a couple of years now.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And no one knows that that was the second proposal?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
No, And see, here's the thing. So she had this
photographer there, so we got pictures on Facebook, Instagram. She's
got this corny shot if we're looking off state, surprised.
And then she's got that hanging up in the living room.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Wow. Everybody in that photo involved thinks they were honored
that day being there, but they weren't. And when people
ask you about the like, oh, tell us about how
you proposed, you can't tell the story of the first
time you have to tell the second one.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
The one that you actually put against zero credit for
being a romantic.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh you know, people were like, wow, really just a steakhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Are you over that or are you still upset?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
I gotta tell you it kind of hurts a little bit. No,
that's not really what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, it's okay. When she has your first baby, you
can be like, Okay, that was good, but let's try
it again. My family's in front, and really sell it
this time. I'm already cut.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I was just hoping they put marriage counsel in on
their wedding registry.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
If you want, you can send the photos from your
first proposal over to us and Brooke will hang them
in her cubicle.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, well I will celebrate your first love.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, the second one. I don't want any copies of
that one.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
We're going to hang them all over the studio. Actually
in text thing seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
One of our favorite things to do when prank calling
someone at their work if they're in a medium sized
building with like lots of employees, there is basically to
say hey, I'm the new guy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, and then classic make.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It awkward as quickly as possible because they have to
be nice to the new guy, right, Yeah, they can't
yell at them in the first three minutes. No, okay,
well this guy can't. But I didn't want to provoke him.
I just had to tell him something really really important
in your phone tapping right now.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Hello, This is Dennis.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Hey Dennis, my name is Gareth. I work over in
the marketing side of things. I just got hired here.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Oh oh okay, awesome, Yeah, welcome to the company. Right,
this is this is great?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Hey, thanks?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Yeah. Have you had a good first day?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So far?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
So good? Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's kind of funny that our name's rhyme, you know,
Dennis and Gareth.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, kind of I don't really think that, Ryan, but yeah,
you know what, well, yeah, it's full Yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I know that you and I haven't officially met yet,
but when I sat down with HR, I put you
down as my emergency contact.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm sorry, what, Yeah, you did what.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
You're my emergency contact? Now, I hope that's okay. Since
we're like basically named twins.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
You put my name down for emergencies? Right? Why would
you do that? We don't know each other. This is
the first time we've ever spoken. Why would you put
me down as your emergency? Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You're your tone is so different now because when we
first started talking, you're really friendly and now well.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Gareth Yeast. I apologize if I sounded hostile. I was
not trying to be right. I just I'm concerned because
this is serious and you put me someone you don't know. Yeah,
we've never met.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
But met.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
But when I was in HR, I asked them. I said, hey,
just between you and me, who's the person the coolest
car here?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
What day?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Said you? So I was like, I'm sold, I'm just
gonna put your name down an extension.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
What are you talking about? Coolest car? I drive a Taurus.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You don't have to brag to me.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
I know.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
No, that's not a cool car. Look, that's not how
you pick someone for emergency.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Okay, yeah, I mean the car stuff I guess doesn't
really matter. But as of right, now you're my emergency contact,
and because of that, you should know that I've been
diagnosed with RFS. What restless fork syndrome restless sport like
restless fork syndrome. It only happens during the holidays, but
it's where even when I'm completely full, I can't stop eating, Okay, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter,
(20:42):
like my fork can't be controlled condition like over the holidays,
I might need to call you and you just have
to pull me away from like the dessert table, if
you know.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
And so that's not what an emergency contact is for.
And that's not what I'm doing because I'll be off work,
so you shouldn't be contacting me.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
It sounds to me like you're pretty cluss on understanding
what an emergency contact is.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
I am understanding. You're not understanding me.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, you're not understanding. You're my contact if there's an emergency.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I shouldn't be your contact. I should not be your contact.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I know you better than I know anybody else in
the company.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Do you do you do? Have you talked to anyone else?
You talk to HR? Why do you put the HR person?
That's how ridiculous. Did you meet a cat on the
way put that on there.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
The HR meeting was a zoom call and their screen
was black, so I have never really seen that. Oh
my god, I feel a lot closer to you.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You are in a horrible situation, like you might die.
You want someone that really knows what you would want
to be able to give you the care you need
the care.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wait it, hold on, are you asking me out?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Do I not ask who you want to date?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
What is wrong with you? Okay? You know what. Listen,
emergency contact should stay professional. I am not hitting on you, No,
I get it, but I do know only someone who
really cares about me would yell at me like this.
So I appreciate that I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yelling at you because you're being an idiot.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I like your passion, but there's more that you should know,
Like today has been a really bad day for my socks,
Lexia Gareth.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
I've been polite to you. I've been nice to you.
I've entertained this.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I don't know if it's an official medical condition with
the songs.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
But I have actual diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
But it is a real problem where I try to
match my socks and I just can't do it.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
I'm done with this, all right. I'm calling ank r
because I am sick of this, and you and I are.
We're going to be in some big meeting about this.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, so you want to come and meet me down
at the radio station and say hi. Oh no, the
radio station is where we can meet, because that's the
real place that I work, where I do prank phone calls,
you know, like this one.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I can't really no, because my name is jeff from
the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
No way, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, your friend Eric sets you up. He says that
you share his middle school sense of humor, and he
thought this would make you laugh.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Oh god, I believed you that you only put.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Me down to I mean, I have socks, Lexia, So
can you blame me? I get mixed up sometimes. Your
friend Eric says, that's a thing. Oh, Eric and Dennis,
those names Ryan, We're all named twins.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
That was ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Have you guys noticed how excited Brook gets whenever Alexis
shares details about her dating life. Her eyes, her voice
goes high, her Glasses fog up, and Brooks like, oh my,
and then what did the part time long haul truckers see?
(23:57):
Don't spare in details. It is only part time. Yeah,
you couldn't even make it full time. It's not Brook's fault, okay,
It's just once you've been married for ten plus years,
you have no choice but to live vicariously through other
people's Steve love lives.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
It's even weird to hear that I've been married for
that long. Yeah, being married, but.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You know, I know you said it to ten years
of marriage. Enough, all the sound effects like I'm going
to end that. Actually good news for brook Luckily, we've
got two hopeful singles ready to meet for the first
time on our show. Brooks Glasses are already on pre
fog and anticipation.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Many long haul truckers are on the line.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We're going to find out brand new blind Love is
coming up right after this. They say love can't be forced.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Yeah, it's true, but I.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Don't want to get into Jose's recent court case. It's
Brook and Jeffy in the morning. The thing is, if
you can't and that would insinuated any If you can't
force love, at least maybe you can gently nudge it
in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Sure they need guidance.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, that's what we attempt to do with this segment.
Blind Love is two single listeners who've emailed us for
other things. Sometimes they wanted a second date update that
didn't quite work out, or maybe it was a battle
of the Tinder dates they didn't get to do. They
are willing to meet each other for the very first time,
right here on our show, without ever seeing or knowing
(25:31):
anything about one another.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
We're guiding chemistry and like seeing if they have it naturally.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
The last time we did this, they were so cute together.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Do you guys remember I don't know if we've gotten
an update from them, but they were darling.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
We keep reaching out to them, but they keep hitting ignore,
so I don't know a good sign, but we are.
We're trying to see if sparks fly while we listen
in And today we have two new people who are
open to meeting a total stranger on the radio. Their
names are Lori and Troy, and again, they have never
spoken before this This will be their very first interaction
(26:05):
with one another, and we've encouraged them to try and
ask each other fun questions, just so that we're not bored.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean people are gonna tune out.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
What's your favorite vegetable?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Hopefully we didn't ruin it for them. But let's put
them together and find out if truly blind love. Let's
punch them up.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Here.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Laurie, are you there?
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I'm here okay, And Troy are you there?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Okay, we're stepping away now and we're gonna let you
two talk. So why don't you introduce yourselves?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Well, ladies first, please?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Oh my gosh, no, you first?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Okay, all right, this is really weird. Okay, I'm I'm Troy.
I made a copywriter.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Well, my name is Laurie, and I'd like you to
remain vigilant to hear more about me.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Interesting.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
What is the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?
Speaker 11 (27:15):
Okay, it's one time I went to this faquit thing
for an old child of mine and this woman came
up to me and she said that at the time
I had a really nice bear. I'm clean shaven at
the moment, but she told me that my beard looked
(27:36):
like I could be like a cult leader if I
wanted to. And I don't know if that's a good.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Thing or not.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
So why would you save it?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
You? I think too much power, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Okay, Laurie's looking for a cult to join.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Okay, all right, let me get one for you. What
was the most embarrassing date that you've ever gone on?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Okay, I don't know that one's easy. So a few
years ago, I want to ask this, like fancy restaurant
with this guy, and midway through, my grandmother shows up
and she was on her own dates.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Oh I know.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
I know, And it was so weird because she made
this huge scene and she's like laughing at we're both
like single ladies, and she whispers in my air about
like what name she thinks would be like the perfect
grandchildren names.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
See out, Grandma.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
I take it down and not please exactly tell you.
So this one time I decided I'd do this kind
of impulsive, grand romantic gesture and saw some really nice
flowers pop the fence and my pants got caught. I
got a big hole right in the back. I had
(28:59):
to wear scarf the rest of the night.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
You had a scarf, But what about down below?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Yeah, no, that's where I had to put the scarf.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
But I do like that you enjoy grand gestures.
Speaker 11 (29:17):
I'm a total sap. I'm a romantic at heart for sure.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
All right, so we might work out after him.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We have time for one last question, Laurie. Do you
have an.
Speaker 13 (29:30):
What's your favorite memory of childhood?
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Okay, that's that is a really good one. I do
have a good memory for this one. I remember were
growing up that my family we go to this like
old cabin, like this campground that had a bunch of
cabins in the woods. There's this big, like messhole cafeteria
and it was like perfect family reunion, soded a bunch
(29:55):
of cabins.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I'm just sorry for interrupting you, but I that's such
a similar experience. So I'm just over here like that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Oh so like you had a big family too, then,
oh my.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
God, every really big family and we do the exact
same things.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
So weird.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh no, it's fun though. I remember I would like
sit there on my grandpa Richard's laugh, you know, just
eat some ham samily.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
I had a grandpa Richard too. That's so weird.
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Oh no, no way, he was married to.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
My grandma Eileen.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
She was just awesome.
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Oh that's a that's a pretty weird coincidence. Yes, Grandpa
Richard also married and Eileen.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Wait wait that's what. That's not a coincidence. Then what
has happened?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
So this wasn't all in like Central Oregon? Was it?
Speaker 13 (30:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
What? Wait?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
What?
Speaker 11 (30:57):
Look your family's last name.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, let's cut the romantic music as quickly as possible.
Oh god, okay, just hold on. Wow is everyone thinking
the same thing?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
She was just hitting on her cousin.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, don't sound so excited when you say it.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Really Wait?
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Wait are you little Lori Parker?
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Oh god, I'm not little anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh my gosh, grown up, got a wasted time.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm scarred. Well, I would thought you would want to
continue with this more than anything. It means I have chemistry. Yeah,
there definitely was a clear connection happening. I didn't know
it was a family connection. Okay, yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Leave it up to a male cousin to not know
who is relatives?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, Well, we got to at least ask the
audience to tection to seven eighty five, nine to two
if they felt a spark going.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Now, you know, I'm glad the spark wasn't that strong.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I feel like they got along great like cousins do.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
Yet no exactly. We met each other decades ago. We've
known each other, that's why we have the connection.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Toy is really regretting that giggle and saying.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
I feel like he should be way more embarrassed than
me because I was younger.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So, yeah, Troy, what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (32:24):
I am literally texting like a whole cousin chat right now.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I would not wanted my other cousins in on this.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah I didn't know.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Okay, you should be married.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
You're so old.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
All right.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
We're gonna let Laurie and Troy go and work out
their issues separately. We're gonna get two new people and
try this again. We'll make sure that they have the
different last names this time. When your last names.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You know, it's an easy check.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We're gonna do it with a brand new edition of
Blind Love Is non cousins coming up right after this.
We are back for part two of Blind Love Is.
We have ditched our previous two callers for two brand
new ones.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You're not gonna get worse, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's a good point. I feel like we need to
put out a big disclaimer if you believe there's any
chance you might be related to the other person on
the line, please make that obvious to us.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I was thinking maybe we should get this segment sponsored
by ancestry dot com just to do a deep dive
before everyone.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Maybe should look into it. The sales team needs to
get on that. But like I said, we have two
new people with us right now. Their names are Aaron
and Jeremy. And again these are listeners and Jared, and
I'm like, hopefully they are not family members, but also
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they are people who've tried to do second date updates
with us that we couldn't complete for them for whatever reason.
So we asked if instead they'd be open to meeting
someone new here on our show without knowing anything about
the other person. They've never seen each other, they don't
know anything about one another. That's why this is truly blind.
Love is and let's not forget there's like a lot
(34:11):
of people listening. That is true, honest, there's like.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I meant so brave to do this. Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to get at.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
The risk is high. So Aaron and Jeremy, are you
both there?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Here are two people on the phone.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
They are Okay, Aaron, just real quick, do you have
any cousins or family members named Jeremy that you know?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
We don't do jays in my bloodline.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Maybe if the connection is good with Jeremy, you'll make
an exception for him. But we're just going to back away.
We are going to stay quiet and let you two
talk for the first time to find out if blind
Love truly is Jeremy. Go ahead, say hi, I introduce yourself.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Hello.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
How's it going Jeremy.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
Hi, Jeremy, I'm Aaron. Hi.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
Hi, Nice to meet you, Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
With the j Yeah, Jeremy with the jay.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Nice meeting you too.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
Okay, So to ask your question, okay, yes, of course.
So in the last year, what's been a triumph or
x success that you're really really proud of.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Well, I know this might sound kind of weird, but
I finally got over my ex.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
It took a bid.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Yeah something, did you say, got over or got with?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I'm sorry what with got over?
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Got over my? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, I don't think he meant physically.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
We dated for a couple of years, but she's in
a rear view with some other guys.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Yeah, it's over over.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I moved on.
Speaker 14 (36:06):
Okay, all right, moving on? Its good.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Let's well what about you.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
What's the success that you've had?
Speaker 15 (36:16):
Okay, you know, I'm really proud. Like I started taking
cooking sessions six months ago. I've always wanted to be better,
and now like I can't make a brownie.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
So cool.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
It's funny.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I actually took a cooking class to a few years
ago with somebody who I'm not going to mention, but
it was really it was one and romantic and positive memories.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It was great music memories.
Speaker 14 (36:47):
Well, you know it's positive because I do now know
what not to do if we ever do hang out
those men.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Oh no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine again, like
I said, it's in a review. Let's just not do
any jogging locally.
Speaker 14 (37:04):
You don't like jogging.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
I'm about to go for a fight right now. No,
it's great.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
It's just that certain person that is currently doing that.
I've seen the photos on social media.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
With the new person.
Speaker 16 (37:20):
Wait wait, so like.
Speaker 14 (37:25):
Social media?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
I thought you guys you moved on. Oh yeah, I
totally have.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
It's just you know, a warning that we probably shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 14 (37:38):
Can you just tell me what you're looking for? When
you're at her social media like you've moved on, Like.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Oh, I mean, listen, you keep saying her. But she
has a name, it's Vonn, and she's a good person.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, you know what. Yeah, I think let's let's cut
the mark. I don't know if this is going worse
or the first call with the cousins the cousins got along.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong. I don't know, I think
so Brook, what's your take on this lovely couple?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
O Jeremy. I know you say you're over Yvonne, but
I don't know that you are.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, well, yeah again, she does deserve it shouldn't matter.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
She brought it up.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
She was talking about cooking classes.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
It triggered Aaron.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It wasn't very nice of you to ask him questions
about Aaron.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
How did you feel?
Speaker 16 (38:35):
I'm kind of out of lust for words, like it's
ridiculous for me that he says he's over his eggs
and he sends that all the time, talking about it.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
And her new man though, So there's no chance.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
That they're getting back together.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Her her name is Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I know we're just trying not to mention.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Look, just get it just forget it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Well, no, look, I'm still going to give you guys
the opportunity to meet up in real life without having
ever seen each other first. There's still some mystery there,
because remember this is blind love is Yeah.
Speaker 14 (39:13):
Yeah, it's not death love is.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
I heard what he said.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
He we have not It sounds like you're not that
excited about it, Aaron.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Not at all.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
He can keep following her on social media.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
We should totally rip off that segment and do it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
On our ship doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Radio, I think we should try it and see how media.
We'll try it.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
I need to find somebody who's ready for a relationship,
and he is clearly not.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
I'm ready for a relationship. I was with you for
a long time.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
She won't take me back now, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Ready desperate for a one almost. So maybe Jeremy, you
do a little bit more work and we'll have you
back again for another edition of Blind Love Is Yeah.
Last time, look within your family.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I was thinking, we just need to find him a
woman named Vonn and then and then.
Speaker 14 (40:15):
I agree, this.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Is very very healthy for you, Jeremy. Okay, we got
your back, brox Us.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
I'm going to go join a jogging club.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
He's going back to find her. Yeah, that was Blind
Love is make Sure Text in seventy five nine too.
If you want to meet somebody.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
On this very successful segment, Yes, you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Could be one of our success stories for the next
edition of Blind Love.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
One woman's going viral after asking the Internet, what should
I do with this internal body part I just had
surgically removed? Oh my god, Wow, whatever she did, it's
getting millions of views. Plus a wild new conspiracy theory
has people asking is one of America's greatest landmarks about
to go away forever? If it's on TikTok you know
(41:07):
it's legit.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Canyon.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
We're all gonna find out coming up when we do
a brand new TikTok click shot. That happens right now.
Congress is listening to our show right now, laughing.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Wait, we got Congress to laugh. I didn't think those
people laughing.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
No, they're not laughing at the content. They just know
that this could be the last ever edition of Woo
TikTok Click Shot.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Come on, Supreme Court US.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Book.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, if it's banned, you're gonna have to install Chinese
spyware onto your phone yourself. Oh dark, where do you
even go to download that? I certainly don't know. It's
just not.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Convenience tickets to China.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's TikTok click shock, where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
your first TikTok click shock from a woman in Kansas
City named Emily Games, who is willing to do just
about anything to achieve her dream body, including cosmetic surgery Emily, and.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Also such thing as a dream body. There's just dream confidence, Emily.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
While others might do a Brazilian butt lift or some liposection,
Emily went a little bit more extreme and chose to
spend seventeen grand to have some of her rib bones
surgically removed.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Oh god, what.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Doctor would do this?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Just to know your rib protect your vital organs. That's
why there.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Because someone has an idea and has the money does
not mean you have to do it doctors.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, but can we talk about how hot she looks
right now? Because yeah, and while that I know sounds
a little weird, maybe even weirder is what she wants
to do with her spare ribs.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Now, I'm guessing it's very normal. Jeff Right, Let's listen.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
I got them removed for cosmetic purposes. These are my
rib bones, or six of them. There's been so tiny
and strong. Let me keep them on, having someone make
a crown and like incorporate my bone pieces.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
And so if you miss.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That, that suggested that reads really stable to me, TikTok
might be gone forever.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I'm hearing all the jealousy in the room, and it's
not cute because if you missed it, that woman had
six of her ribs removed and now launch them shaped
and turned into a crown that she can wear about
town like a Mad Max sort of situation.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Why do I feel like that part is more normal
than the actual rib removed.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
In the comments, a lot of people have made jokes
or other rude, snide comments like we've heard in here
about Emily's strange decision. A few have suggested that she
boiled the ribs into a tasty broth.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, but she.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Is ignoring the haters and the suggestions for cannibalism, saying
it's my body and I am free to do what
I want with it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I like how that part's going overboard.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, really that was a TikTok.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Wonder they're going to shut this out, ye.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Onto your next TikTok shot. Is a weird trend that's
been picking up steam where you remove your ribs. It's
a weird trend that all started to run. One woman
posted a random video while she was on a plane
leaving San Francisco, and the video it's just like a
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view out her plane window while they're flying and the
music is playing, but there was text on the screen
that said the pilot just told the whole plane to
look out the window immediately, and then it has them
focus on the Golden gate Bridge, the bridge that yeah, yeah,
and the pilot said, take one last glimpse of it.
(44:45):
Wait what now? He probably, man, this is your last
shot to see it on the way out of town.
But conspiracy theorists online see it a different way. Of course.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Here it is not to be an alarmist, but is
something going over the Golden gate Bridge?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
I feel like something's gonna happen with the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
I've just gotten three messages about the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Is something about to happen or happening?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
I saw three videos of people on an airplane where
the pilot hold them to look out the window at
the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
It might be your last chance.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
There were so many comments like this one.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I was just saying that the plane was flying away
from go to gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
It was the last time we see it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Uh huh, what's the last time? Because you're flying away.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
It's an innocent phrase from a pilot saying, take a
look at the Golden gate Bridge before we leave, And
that's been twisted into a giant conspiracy that the Golden
gate Bridge is going away permanently.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
China is really using this app to spy on us,
and then is like they're so dumb they're going to
do themselves.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Did many people are freaking out about it. One guy said,
I drive this bridge every day. I'm scared. Please don't
get rid of it. So there you go. Is it
a simple misunderstanding or is something nefarious a foot in
Frisco Bay?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean there is a lot of fog. Wasn't that
the issue last week?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
David Blaine's next big magic trick make the bridge?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
That would actually be cool.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I watched Different Color. Yeah, that was a chocolate Let's
go to your final TikTok click shot from a guy
named Nick Metzler. And before we get to what he says,
Brook Jose, I need you to do a quick game
of rock paper scissors. Okay, real quick, go paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Shoot?
Speaker 11 (46:27):
You always shoot?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Well, yeah, because through paper way too early, and then.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Brook paper scissors shoot anyway.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
It is interesting to see what you guys through because
Nick says he can tell you a trick for how
to win. One tip that works forty percent of the
time all the time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Is that's not great odds?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Well, it's better odds than thirty three point.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Three better chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yes, let's hear the trick and we'll see what you think.
Rock paper scissors. You predict what they're gonna throw.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
When people say things allowed, they're much more predisposed to
want to do the first thing that they heard or
the last thing that they heard. When they say rock
paper scissors, they're much more likely to do a scissors
or a rock. Your first move should probably be a rock.
That way you can tie or you can win. Most
people never open with paper. I usually do rock. If
I win, I will switch tie, I will remain the
(47:24):
same lose. If somebody does paper, Well, then give him
a win. Who starts with paper?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Okay, Jose just started with paper. He started too early,
but he started with paper.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
The interesting thing is what the comments said. One guy
named turd Dick Ferguson said, I went to a high
school rock paper scissors tournament and I observed the dumbest
people pick rock first.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
But the guy just said to pick first.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I don't know the trick honestly, but a lot of
people say they're going to change their row shamba strategy
if they ever actually need to use it as an adult.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah, it is how I said arguments in life. Well
really yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Is that how you get raiss to Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
With the b.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Either way, however you use it, use this great knowledge responsibly, please.
Those were your TikTok shirts.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
We've got Brie, a returning player on the phone right now.
You might better remember her as Quill's girlfriend. Oh yeah,
because Quill is a regular on this segment many many times.
Maybe you don't know. It doesn't really matter. The only
important thing is those two are going to be going
on their very first cruise together coming up in March. Brie.
(48:45):
Where are you guys going.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We're going to Island and Imata, Mexico.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm literally wearing my Catalina Island sweatshirt right now. You're
gonna need Tobaia sweatshirt when you go because it's a
lot colder than you realize when you get on the holiday.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Okay, well that's positive news for her. She plans her cruise.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Dase, Jeff, tip is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It's not hot at all. Actually it's the opposite. It's
a cold tip.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Oh okay, well, yeah, a little breezy tip for you there.
That's really exciting.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
And I see it, says both of them purchased the
all inclusive drinking passes.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
What's the point of a cruse if you're not drunk?
I sound drunk when I said.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, we're getting a little bit of
a contact tie already, Breeze. So we're gonna send Broke
out of the studio. Let's get to the game. You
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win. Are you ready? I'm ready, good luck, Your
time starts now. Frank Jay Zamboni was born on this
day in nineteen oh one. He's credited with inventing What
(49:48):
in which decade? Was the first Indiana Jones movie released?
What movie Studio has a roaring lion for a mascot?
The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat
biker car? Well, what does the P and PENA stand for?
(50:14):
Answers accepted, Well, Don Breebrook is gonna come back into
the studio here, and we normally would take this time
to get to know our listeners a little bit better,
but we know Brie has already played about twice before
her boyfriend Quill, like twenty times. Yeah, Bri, I'm wondering,
is Quill jealous of you being able to talk to
us right now?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (50:35):
He is over on the couch looking at me.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
It was a big dread. Wait what up?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
He wasn't even helping you during the like you didn't
put us on speaker and.
Speaker 13 (50:44):
I was ruy worst round I think yet you say
had to Quill.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
We have a secret handshake. Go give him a big
raspberry on his belly from me. Okay, that was Jose.
He's gonna love it?
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Okay, bedroom?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh okay, well video Rasberry's and.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Well yeah, no, wonder you need that all inclusive Drinke factor.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
People are like, what are they giggling in their room
so much? Don't let us shame you?
Speaker 7 (51:13):
You do you so? Now?
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (51:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Your time starts now. Frank J. Zamboni was born on
this day in nineteen oh one. He is credited with inventing.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
What the Zamboni Machine in.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Which decade was the first Indiana Jones movie release?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Eighties?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
What movie studio has a roaring lion for a mascot?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
MGM?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat,
bike or car?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Lemon is car?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
What does the P in peta stand for?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
People in a submarine? What device allows you to look
above the water line?
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh, it's a scope. It's a telescope.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Okay, the answers are in. It's time to go over
to the scoreboard to see how you both did.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
With Jose he was literally brief thing down my neck.
My skin crawled.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
We love you, we love quill. You got zero? You
want to talk about it? Okay? It sounding Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Brook you got five yiperee. I'm not in that.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
We're not going to tell Quil about this. This will
this is gonna be our set.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Will take up the phone, act excited while he's on
the couch, and maybe he won't know the.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Different but in the happy about this, Oh he's happy. Okay, good.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. Frank J. Zamboni
was born on this day in nineteen oh one. He's
credited with inventing pledge wipes no the Lemons centored one, specifically,
along with the Zamboni that cleans and smooths the ice
(52:46):
on skating range.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
She did.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's a great name.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Zamboni is. The decade the first Indiana Jones movie was
released was the nineteen eighties. The movie studio with a
roaring lion for a mascot would be MGM. The famous
twenty four hour Lamon race happens by car. The P
in peda stands for people, people for the ethical treatment
of animals, And in a submarine, if you want to
look above the water line, you would look through the periscope.
(53:12):
Paris good. I love that question, so Brie, it was
obviously not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a fifty dollars Macy's
gift card in celebration of National Use your Gift Card
Day on Saturday, January eighteenth. Use your gift card on
something you love at Macy's.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah yeah, you can't get worse.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Little inspiring words for you before you head off into
tropical paradise. YEA, have fun?
Speaker 13 (53:44):
Yeah, well all right yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Bring a sweatshirt, a pail.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, bring us. What we're gonna do when Brookes Bucks,
same time tomorrow
Speaker 5 (53:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Thanks for being here for the podcast. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, home of the Second Date Update,
and we got to start before we get into the
brand new show. We got a full hour ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, seriously, Yeah, I cannot believe it. We are number
seven on the top comedy podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can That's exactly where we should be.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We're believe it or not?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I mean, it's just unbelievable, and it really is due
to our amazing listeners, for you liking and subscribing, finding
us on TikTok, probably finding your way here, and truly
a heartfelt thank you for all of your support. If
you're an OG of this show, you know how and
what we've been through to get here, so we.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Truly truly appreciate you. Yes, yeah, so okay, enough of
my sappy stuff. Serious, let's get into the funny stuff.
The show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good morning, as they say in England, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh I didn't know you spoke to language, just.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The man of the world. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and it's important to say a British good
morning to everyone because we have one big fan in England.
Just one one that we know of. His name is Matthew,
and we know that because he figured out a way
(01:24):
to send voice messages into our show.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hello there, my name is Matthew and I'm from England.
A little bit of a funny accident because I'm from
Birmingham originally, but I don't live there now, and I
just wanted to say, what a fantastic show. I'll listen
to you from the minute I'll get into my van
for work, and all you do is playing music. It's
much better than all the English stations because adverts after
(01:49):
adverts or commercials as you probably call them in America.
So yeah, the great music and your phone pranks and
all that are fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Goodbye wait like some music.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That is the best part of our show objectively. And
it was at this point I thought we actually had
a fan, like a regular listener from the UK. But
what happened? But now I think maybe Matthew is just
some guy in Arkansas who's putting on a fake accent
to mess with this. And I'm going to play you
the audio for why I think that. Here my New
(02:25):
Years resolution.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Listen to you, guys, every single die for the whole year. Yeah,
and then well I'll have to listen to you for
a second year.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Then next year's resolution drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There's no way anyone in Arkansas could figure out how
to say advert It just wouldn't happen.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He's more than drunk. He is knackered, and his accent
has gone from Birmingham, England to more Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But he is on New Year. So don't you dare
put Matthew down?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I am well.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Is Matthew really British? Text in seven eight five nine
to tell us real britt or full of shrimp? But Matthew,
if you are real, and again I'm not sure you are.
Thank you for listening, and I'm dedicating today's shack collar
the question to you, mate, I say, cheers, Mate, cheers
to Matthew and Jake. As much as I want to,
I will not make you do a British accent. But
(03:33):
let's just going on.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Well, actually, Jeff, I'm going the opposite of British today.
I'm talking about great Americans. Hell, is it Benjamin Franklin's birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Is it the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's hat? Absolutely not. Instead,
we're celebrating a person who has contributed more to this
country than all of our founding fathers and mothers combined.
Whoa I'm talking about out the birthday of Big Boom
aj from the Costco guys.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Oh my god, these guys right here, the Costco guys.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
From Double Chunk chocolate cookies to chicken bags. Most gen
Zers know this father and son duo a lot more
than they do. Marie Cury, whoever she is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, she I know, has to do with radiation. Alexis
doesn't even know.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh my god. They're social media stars. Don't let me explain.
Because people love them or people absolutely hate them.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Count me in for the love and change your attitude
to something more positive about them. Jose, Because we're celebrating
the Costco guys with a special Costco products, real or
fake edition of plenty of twenty Costco, you give me
a number one through twenty. I'll name a big bulk
item and you have to tell me if it's a
real Costco product.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Or one I made up. Oh interesting.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We'll start with the woman who gave her last blind
date a big doo. That's Alexis Perk Alexis. That's part
of the detail. How about a number one through twenty six? Alexis,
Your item is a ten foot tall inflatable pyramid for
home meditation. What perfect for finding your inner piece and
scaring your neighbors pierumid. Did Costco really sell this or
(05:23):
did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean football instantly like real?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But a pyramid you go inside of, like yeah, for
meditation for I don't know, They've probably made every inflatable possible,
so we'll say it's real.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Jake Alexis says, the ten foot inflatable pyramid for home
meditation is real. That is, they did not actually sell.
Alexis is out. We're over to Brook. How about a.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Number let's go number three?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Three?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Brook?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Your Costco product is an eighteen hundred pounds emergency food kit.
Did Costco really sell this or did I make this up?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Emergencies?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I believe that Costco makes an emergency kit, but eighteen
thousand pounds? Okay, how do you even get that into
the cart?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Done with the forklift that you just bought.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, dude, I'm from Idaho. Of course this is real.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Brooks says, the nearly one ton emergency food kid is real.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is Yeah, real.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
This kid includes a variety of freeze dried and dehydrated
foods with extended shelf lives, and it was designed to
feed an entire family for one year. I am worried
about how they get it home.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, it's so heavy, Hose. It's year turn. How about
a number one through twenty? Let's go twelve?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Number twelve, Jose, your Costco product is a life size
chocolate replica of a Golden Retriever? Did Costco really sell this?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And I make it up?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That is so cute adorable?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Why kind of mean to make it out of something
dogs can't eat?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Too? Oh yeah, Irony.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right, I'm overthinking standing up for down. It just sounds
way too silly, Jake.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I want it to be real, but I'm gonna say
it's not.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Jose said, the life sized chocolate replica of gold retriever
is fake. It is, Jose, and Brooker's still in it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
We're over to Jeffrey. Number eighteen. Please eighteen.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Jeffrey, your Costco product is a family sized hammock.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
For eight people. Did Costco sell this? And that I
make it up? My family was actually close with the
Kirkland family. The Costco Kirklands we used to call them
the Kirks.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Growing I don't think that that was their last name.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, it's like, let's go meet up with the Kirks
and Barbados for the Labor Day. I remember hearing that
a lot, yes, and we were on the Canamaran together.
I remember floating this idea to the Kirks and I
was like, Oh, we should do a big like family
uh swing thing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Eight people. Wouldn't everyone just roll to the center.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Shut it's real, Jake Jeffrey says, the Big Hammock is real.
The Big Hammock they never went through with. But if
it was.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Real, had come with reinforced ropes and a waiver pro
Oh little midswing chaos. Okay, Jose and Brook are our finalists.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Let's go to Brook. I need a number.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Let's go one.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Brook.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Your product is a box of mystery leftovers from the store.
It's sealed and frozen. What's inside nobody knows. What could
be a lasagna.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Or a whole turkey. Oh, it has is cooking instructions.
Just sounds like Brooks normal lunch that she brings.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
To sounds so good to me. I mean it makes sense.
Give me Mystery to go is real.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I like it, Brook said, the box of Mystery Leftovers
is real.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
It is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, you may just get hired by Costco.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Just even suggest right now if it brings me close
to Big Boom AJ and Big Justice, I'd love to.
But that means Jose has one today's edition of plenty
of twenty around.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You guys have such a different alt rhythm.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna show you off. I'm good Jose. Since
you won, you get to choose. You get shocked while
singing we bring the boom by Big Boom AJ and
Big Justice. Who's a going to be and she's not
going to watch the ten second floe?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay, we bring the boom. That's what we do.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
We bring the boom to you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I wish they did that Dubes off air for that.
That's Colic question of the day. We got your phone
to have coming up in just a few.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Whenever you see a couple of post engagement photos on
social media, typical thoughts that you have are, Wow, they
look so happy. What a good spot for a proposal.
That ring doesn't look very big though, cheap squeaz.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Stop zooming in one of our.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Listeners, says, whenever he looks at his own engagement picks,
he immediately thinks lies because there's a secret story behind
their perfect engagement picks, and his wife won't let him
tell anyone, not their friends or family, the truth of
what happened on that day. So he wants to finally
(10:10):
share the true story of their wedding engagement in a
brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
You hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Mouse Speak Texas seven eight five nine two says, whenever
somebody asks my name, I always hesitate because I don't
know if I should say Dave or David, and the
pause makes me sound like an idiot who doesn't know
his own name, which I suppose I am.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What do you prefer to go by?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, let's be honest. Names don't really matter because Brook's
gonna forget you in the first ten seconds after you
say it. Anyway, I wish it wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's truly not important, especially on this segment where you
choose your own fake name to hide your identity. And
we have a guy who's chosen Benny as his alias.
So Benny welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Hey, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I feel like you chose a name because you like
a likable.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Name, you know, I hope. So I nobody, Uh, they
don't know who I am, right, No, I just want
to make sure my wife is kind of known in
the community. So I just need to be careful.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Interesting that someone's married to the PTA for.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
All right?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
So I got engaged a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I never want to lead with that these days, well,
he said wife, So I.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Know, Yeah, I got engaged to my current wife.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yea.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
But during the proposal, the photos that you see on
like our social media, those aren't of the your proposal.
Oh why, So I'm not that great at like planning stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, Well you're a man, so you have an excuse. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's a couple of you that are good at it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, I overplanned. I'm the only one that's good at it,
and the girls never like what I have planned. That's
the different problem.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We're all bad in our own special ways. We all
suck no matter what.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
So I went online, I did some research, and I
got some good ideas, and I went all.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Out for Oh wow, ok what did you do?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? I did.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
I got this idea of like walking down memory laying them.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh okay, that's already great.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
I took her to our very first date.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh yeah, which you better have told her to get
her nails done before dinner.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
That.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Yeah, Well, she's always put together, so I didn't have
to worry about that.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Okay, but it was nice.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I mean it was the exact same spot on the
sidewalk where we had our first kiss.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
The fact that you remember it is also remember. Yeah,
so did you hit all the bases where you guys
went through the first time?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Over there, the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Back all good times.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Funny that you do bring up the park because we
did go into the park.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Wa.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So you've done all this and you haven't proposed yet.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
Well, I mean I'm getting there. And I and I
was sort of building along the way, you know, about
all the things that we had done in our past.
And probably the coolest thing that we did was we
went to the rescue and we rescue a dog, and
so I said, let me get the dog, and I
attached a ring box to his collar and he ran right.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh, she's crying the dog happy bells for her. You
have pictures of that moment.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
I actually have a few from my phone, but you know,
I didn't have like a photographer there.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
It was like a special moment that I thought she
and I would be sharing, you know, along with our dog,
but we were sharing it together.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh that's sweet, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Well, I felt amazing and it was probably one of
the coolest things in my life. And I said, you
know where we should call your parents, you know, and
tell them the news.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
We're engaged. Now, that's what everybody does. Let's call everybody. O.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
My god, and it's so fun to go through those
facetied we just flashed the ring.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Ah, it's okay.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
Yeah, but here's the problem. She said no.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What so she said no to the proposal or no
to calling people.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
She wanted her family involved in the proposal.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
She wasn't happy with a proposal.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
She wanted a big, fancy dinner and her family and
friends there, like.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
An engagement party.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'm sorry you did all of this, and she dropped
the news that she didn't like it literally in the moments.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was right after it happened.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Yes, I was like, wait, what are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So tacky, But we didn't.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
We didn't talk for four days.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I wouldn't either, emotional roller coaster.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
After four days, well, I mean it took a lot
of convincing. But a couple of weeks later I proposed
a second time. I got a nice reservation at the
steakhouse and what she wanted, Yeah, and her family was
there to see it. And when I asked her the
second time, though, she puts on this performance like she
(15:56):
was crying, and I didn't even know if she cried
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It was Oh wow, she.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Was really happy the second time.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Have you guys been married a couple of years now.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And no one knows that that was the second proposal?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
No, And see, here's the thing. So she had this
photographer there, so we got pictures on Facebook, Instagram. She's
got this corny shot if we're looking off state, surprised.
And then she's got that hanging up in the living room.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Wow. Everybody in that photo involved thinks they were honored
that day being there, but they weren't. And when people
ask you about the like, oh, tell us about how
you proposed, you can't tell the story of the first
time you have to tell the second one.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
The one that you actually put against zero credit for
being a romantic.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh you know, people were like, wow, really just a steakhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Are you over that or are you still upset?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
I gotta tell you it kind of hurts a little bit. No,
that's not really what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, it's okay. When she has your first baby, you
can be like, Okay, that was good, but let's try
it again. My family's in front, and really sell it
this time. I'm already cut.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I was just hoping they put marriage counsel in on
their wedding registry.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
If you want, you can send the photos from your
first proposal over to us and Brooke will hang them
in her cubicle.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, well I will celebrate your first love.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, the second one. I don't want any copies of
that one.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
We're going to hang them all over the studio. Actually
in text thing seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
One of our favorite things to do when prank calling
someone at their work if they're in a medium sized
building with like lots of employees, there is basically to
say hey, I'm the new guy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, and then classic make.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It awkward as quickly as possible because they have to
be nice to the new guy, right, Yeah, they can't
yell at them in the first three minutes. No, okay,
well this guy can't. But I didn't want to provoke him.
I just had to tell him something really really important
in your phone tapping right now.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Hello, This is Dennis.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Hey Dennis, my name is Gareth. I work over in
the marketing side of things. I just got hired here.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Oh oh okay, awesome, Yeah, welcome to the company. Right,
this is this is great?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Hey, thanks?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Yeah. Have you had a good first day?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So far?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
So good? Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's kind of funny that our name's rhyme, you know,
Dennis and Gareth.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, kind of I don't really think that, Ryan, but yeah,
you know what, well, yeah, it's full Yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I know that you and I haven't officially met yet,
but when I sat down with HR, I put you
down as my emergency contact.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I'm sorry, what, Yeah, you did what.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
You're my emergency contact? Now, I hope that's okay. Since
we're like basically named twins.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
You put my name down for emergencies? Right? Why would
you do that? We don't know each other. This is
the first time we've ever spoken. Why would you put
me down as your emergency? Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You're your tone is so different now because when we
first started talking, you're really friendly and now well.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Gareth Yeast. I apologize if I sounded hostile. I was
not trying to be right. I just I'm concerned because
this is serious and you put me someone you don't know. Yeah,
we've never met.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
But met.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
But when I was in HR, I asked them. I said, hey,
just between you and me, who's the person the coolest
car here?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
What day?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Said you? So I was like, I'm sold, I'm just
gonna put your name down an extension.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
What are you talking about? Coolest car? I drive a Taurus.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You don't have to brag to me.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
I know.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
No, that's not a cool car. Look, that's not how
you pick someone for emergency.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Okay, yeah, I mean the car stuff I guess doesn't
really matter. But as of right, now you're my emergency contact,
and because of that, you should know that I've been
diagnosed with RFS. What restless fork syndrome restless sport like
restless fork syndrome. It only happens during the holidays, but
it's where even when I'm completely full, I can't stop eating, Okay, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter,
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like my fork can't be controlled condition like over the holidays,
I might need to call you and you just have
to pull me away from like the dessert table, if
you know.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
And so that's not what an emergency contact is for.
And that's not what I'm doing because I'll be off work,
so you shouldn't be contacting me.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
It sounds to me like you're pretty cluss on understanding
what an emergency contact is.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
I am understanding. You're not understanding me.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, you're not understanding. You're my contact if there's an emergency.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I shouldn't be your contact. I should not be your contact.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I know you better than I know anybody else in
the company.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Do you do you do? Have you talked to anyone else?
You talk to HR? Why do you put the HR person?
That's how ridiculous. Did you meet a cat on the
way put that on there.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
The HR meeting was a zoom call and their screen
was black, so I have never really seen that. Oh
my god, I feel a lot closer to you.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You are in a horrible situation, like you might die.
You want someone that really knows what you would want
to be able to give you the care you need
the care.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wait it, hold on, are you asking me out?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Do I not ask who you want to date?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
What is wrong with you? Okay? You know what. Listen,
emergency contact should stay professional. I am not hitting on you, No,
I get it, but I do know only someone who
really cares about me would yell at me like this.
So I appreciate that I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yelling at you because you're being an idiot.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I like your passion, but there's more that you should know,
Like today has been a really bad day for my socks,
Lexia Gareth.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
I've been polite to you. I've been nice to you.
I've entertained this.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I don't know if it's an official medical condition with
the songs.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
But I have actual diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
But it is a real problem where I try to
match my socks and I just can't do it.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
I'm done with this, all right. I'm calling ank r
because I am sick of this, and you and I are.
We're going to be in some big meeting about this.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, so you want to come and meet me down
at the radio station and say hi. Oh no, the
radio station is where we can meet, because that's the
real place that I work, where I do prank phone calls,
you know, like this one.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I can't really no, because my name is jeff from
the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
No way, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, your friend Eric sets you up. He says that
you share his middle school sense of humor, and he
thought this would make you laugh.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Oh god, I believed you that you only put.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Me down to I mean, I have socks, Lexia, So
can you blame me? I get mixed up sometimes. Your
friend Eric says, that's a thing. Oh, Eric and Dennis,
those names Ryan, We're all named twins.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
That was ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Have you guys noticed how excited Brook gets whenever Alexis
shares details about her dating life. Her eyes, her voice
goes high, her Glasses fog up, and Brooks like, oh my,
and then what did the part time long haul truckers see?
(23:57):
Don't spare in details. It is only part time. Yeah,
you couldn't even make it full time. It's not Brook's fault, okay,
It's just once you've been married for ten plus years,
you have no choice but to live vicariously through other
people's Steve love lives.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
It's even weird to hear that I've been married for
that long. Yeah, being married, but.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You know, I know you said it to ten years
of marriage. Enough, all the sound effects like I'm going
to end that. Actually good news for brook Luckily, we've
got two hopeful singles ready to meet for the first
time on our show. Brooks Glasses are already on pre
fog and anticipation.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Many long haul truckers are on the line.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We're going to find out brand new blind Love is
coming up right after this. They say love can't be forced.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Yeah, it's true, but I.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Don't want to get into Jose's recent court case. It's
Brook and Jeffy in the morning. The thing is, if
you can't and that would insinuated any If you can't
force love, at least maybe you can gently nudge it
in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Sure they need guidance.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, that's what we attempt to do with this segment.
Blind Love is two single listeners who've emailed us for
other things. Sometimes they wanted a second date update that
didn't quite work out, or maybe it was a battle
of the Tinder dates they didn't get to do. They
are willing to meet each other for the very first time,
right here on our show, without ever seeing or knowing
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anything about one another.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
We're guiding chemistry and like seeing if they have it naturally.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
The last time we did this, they were so cute together.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Do you guys remember I don't know if we've gotten
an update from them, but they were darling.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
We keep reaching out to them, but they keep hitting ignore,
so I don't know a good sign, but we are.
We're trying to see if sparks fly while we listen
in And today we have two new people who are
open to meeting a total stranger on the radio. Their
names are Lori and Troy, and again, they have never
spoken before this This will be their very first interaction
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with one another, and we've encouraged them to try and
ask each other fun questions, just so that we're not bored.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean people are gonna tune out.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
What's your favorite vegetable?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Hopefully we didn't ruin it for them. But let's put
them together and find out if truly blind love. Let's
punch them up.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Here.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Laurie, are you there?
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I'm here okay, And Troy are you there?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Okay, we're stepping away now and we're gonna let you
two talk. So why don't you introduce yourselves?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Well, ladies first, please?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Oh my gosh, no, you first?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Okay, all right, this is really weird. Okay, I'm I'm Troy.
I made a copywriter.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Well, my name is Laurie, and I'd like you to
remain vigilant to hear more about me.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Interesting.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
What is the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?
Speaker 11 (27:15):
Okay, it's one time I went to this faquit thing
for an old child of mine and this woman came
up to me and she said that at the time
I had a really nice bear. I'm clean shaven at
the moment, but she told me that my beard looked
(27:36):
like I could be like a cult leader if I
wanted to. And I don't know if that's a good.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Thing or not.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
So why would you save it?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
You? I think too much power, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Okay, Laurie's looking for a cult to join.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Okay, all right, let me get one for you. What
was the most embarrassing date that you've ever gone on?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Okay, I don't know that one's easy. So a few
years ago, I want to ask this, like fancy restaurant
with this guy, and midway through, my grandmother shows up
and she was on her own dates.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Oh I know.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
I know, And it was so weird because she made
this huge scene and she's like laughing at we're both
like single ladies, and she whispers in my air about
like what name she thinks would be like the perfect
grandchildren names.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
See out, Grandma.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
I take it down and not please exactly tell you.
So this one time I decided I'd do this kind
of impulsive, grand romantic gesture and saw some really nice
flowers pop the fence and my pants got caught. I
got a big hole right in the back. I had
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to wear scarf the rest of the night.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
You had a scarf, But what about down below?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Yeah, no, that's where I had to put the scarf.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
But I do like that you enjoy grand gestures.
Speaker 11 (29:17):
I'm a total sap. I'm a romantic at heart for sure.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
All right, so we might work out after him.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We have time for one last question, Laurie. Do you
have an.
Speaker 13 (29:30):
What's your favorite memory of childhood?
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Okay, that's that is a really good one. I do
have a good memory for this one. I remember were
growing up that my family we go to this like
old cabin, like this campground that had a bunch of
cabins in the woods. There's this big, like messhole cafeteria
and it was like perfect family reunion, soded a bunch
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of cabins.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I'm just sorry for interrupting you, but I that's such
a similar experience. So I'm just over here like that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Oh so like you had a big family too, then,
oh my.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
God, every really big family and we do the exact
same things.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
So weird.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh no, it's fun though. I remember I would like
sit there on my grandpa Richard's laugh, you know, just
eat some ham samily.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
I had a grandpa Richard too. That's so weird.
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Oh no, no way, he was married to.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
My grandma Eileen.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
She was just awesome.
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Oh that's a that's a pretty weird coincidence. Yes, Grandpa
Richard also married and Eileen.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Wait wait that's what. That's not a coincidence. Then what
has happened?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
So this wasn't all in like Central Oregon? Was it?
Speaker 13 (30:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
What? Wait?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
What?
Speaker 11 (30:57):
Look your family's last name.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, let's cut the romantic music as quickly as possible.
Oh god, okay, just hold on. Wow is everyone thinking
the same thing?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
She was just hitting on her cousin.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, don't sound so excited when you say it.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Really Wait?
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Wait are you little Lori Parker?
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Oh god, I'm not little anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh my gosh, grown up, got a wasted time.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm scarred. Well, I would thought you would want to
continue with this more than anything. It means I have chemistry. Yeah,
there definitely was a clear connection happening. I didn't know
it was a family connection. Okay, yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Leave it up to a male cousin to not know
who is relatives?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, Well, we got to at least ask the
audience to tection to seven eighty five, nine to two
if they felt a spark going.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Now, you know, I'm glad the spark wasn't that strong.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I feel like they got along great like cousins do.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
Yet no exactly. We met each other decades ago. We've
known each other, that's why we have the connection.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Toy is really regretting that giggle and saying.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
I feel like he should be way more embarrassed than
me because I was younger.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So, yeah, Troy, what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (32:24):
I am literally texting like a whole cousin chat right now.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I would not wanted my other cousins in on this.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah I didn't know.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Okay, you should be married.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
You're so old.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
All right.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
We're gonna let Laurie and Troy go and work out
their issues separately. We're gonna get two new people and
try this again. We'll make sure that they have the
different last names this time. When your last names.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You know, it's an easy check.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We're gonna do it with a brand new edition of
Blind Love Is non cousins coming up right after this.
We are back for part two of Blind Love Is.
We have ditched our previous two callers for two brand
new ones.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You're not gonna get worse, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's a good point. I feel like we need to
put out a big disclaimer if you believe there's any
chance you might be related to the other person on
the line, please make that obvious to us.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I was thinking maybe we should get this segment sponsored
by ancestry dot com just to do a deep dive
before everyone.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Maybe should look into it. The sales team needs to
get on that. But like I said, we have two
new people with us right now. Their names are Aaron
and Jeremy. And again these are listeners and Jared, and
I'm like, hopefully they are not family members, but also
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they are people who've tried to do second date updates
with us that we couldn't complete for them for whatever reason.
So we asked if instead they'd be open to meeting
someone new here on our show without knowing anything about
the other person. They've never seen each other, they don't
know anything about one another. That's why this is truly blind.
Love is and let's not forget there's like a lot
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of people listening. That is true, honest, there's like.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I meant so brave to do this. Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to get at.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
The risk is high. So Aaron and Jeremy, are you
both there?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Here are two people on the phone.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
They are Okay, Aaron, just real quick, do you have
any cousins or family members named Jeremy that you know?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
We don't do jays in my bloodline.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Maybe if the connection is good with Jeremy, you'll make
an exception for him. But we're just going to back away.
We are going to stay quiet and let you two
talk for the first time to find out if blind
Love truly is Jeremy. Go ahead, say hi, I introduce yourself.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Hello.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
How's it going Jeremy.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
Hi, Jeremy, I'm Aaron. Hi.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
Hi, Nice to meet you, Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
With the j Yeah, Jeremy with the jay.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Nice meeting you too.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
Okay, So to ask your question, okay, yes, of course.
So in the last year, what's been a triumph or
x success that you're really really proud of.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Well, I know this might sound kind of weird, but
I finally got over my ex.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
It took a bid.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Yeah something, did you say, got over or got with?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I'm sorry what with got over?
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Got over my? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, I don't think he meant physically.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
We dated for a couple of years, but she's in
a rear view with some other guys.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Yeah, it's over over.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I moved on.
Speaker 14 (36:06):
Okay, all right, moving on? Its good.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Let's well what about you.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
What's the success that you've had?
Speaker 15 (36:16):
Okay, you know, I'm really proud. Like I started taking
cooking sessions six months ago. I've always wanted to be better,
and now like I can't make a brownie.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
So cool.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
It's funny.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I actually took a cooking class to a few years
ago with somebody who I'm not going to mention, but
it was really it was one and romantic and positive memories.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It was great music memories.
Speaker 14 (36:47):
Well, you know it's positive because I do now know
what not to do if we ever do hang out
those men.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Oh no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine again, like
I said, it's in a review. Let's just not do
any jogging locally.
Speaker 14 (37:04):
You don't like jogging.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
I'm about to go for a fight right now. No,
it's great.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
It's just that certain person that is currently doing that.
I've seen the photos on social media.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
With the new person.
Speaker 16 (37:20):
Wait wait, so like.
Speaker 14 (37:25):
Social media?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
I thought you guys you moved on. Oh yeah, I
totally have.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
It's just you know, a warning that we probably shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 14 (37:38):
Can you just tell me what you're looking for? When
you're at her social media like you've moved on, Like.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Oh, I mean, listen, you keep saying her. But she
has a name, it's Vonn, and she's a good person.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, you know what. Yeah, I think let's let's cut
the mark. I don't know if this is going worse
or the first call with the cousins the cousins got along.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong. I don't know, I think
so Brook, what's your take on this lovely couple?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
O Jeremy. I know you say you're over Yvonne, but
I don't know that you are.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, well, yeah again, she does deserve it shouldn't matter.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
She brought it up.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
She was talking about cooking classes.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
It triggered Aaron.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It wasn't very nice of you to ask him questions
about Aaron.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
How did you feel?
Speaker 16 (38:35):
I'm kind of out of lust for words, like it's
ridiculous for me that he says he's over his eggs
and he sends that all the time, talking about it.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
And her new man though, So there's no chance.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
That they're getting back together.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Her her name is Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I know we're just trying not to mention.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Look, just get it just forget it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Well, no, look, I'm still going to give you guys
the opportunity to meet up in real life without having
ever seen each other first. There's still some mystery there,
because remember this is blind love is Yeah.
Speaker 14 (39:13):
Yeah, it's not death love is.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
I heard what he said.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
He we have not It sounds like you're not that
excited about it, Aaron.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Not at all.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
He can keep following her on social media.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
We should totally rip off that segment and do it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
On our ship doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Radio, I think we should try it and see how media.
We'll try it.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
I need to find somebody who's ready for a relationship,
and he is clearly not.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
I'm ready for a relationship. I was with you for
a long time.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
She won't take me back now, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Ready desperate for a one almost. So maybe Jeremy, you
do a little bit more work and we'll have you
back again for another edition of Blind Love Is Yeah.
Last time, look within your family.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I was thinking, we just need to find him a
woman named Vonn and then and then.
Speaker 14 (40:15):
I agree, this.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Is very very healthy for you, Jeremy. Okay, we got
your back, brox Us.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
I'm going to go join a jogging club.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
He's going back to find her. Yeah, that was Blind
Love is make Sure Text in seventy five nine too.
If you want to meet somebody.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
On this very successful segment, Yes, you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Could be one of our success stories for the next
edition of Blind Love.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
One woman's going viral after asking the Internet, what should
I do with this internal body part I just had
surgically removed? Oh my god, Wow, whatever she did, it's
getting millions of views. Plus a wild new conspiracy theory
has people asking is one of America's greatest landmarks about
to go away forever? If it's on TikTok you know
(41:07):
it's legit.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Canyon.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
We're all gonna find out coming up when we do
a brand new TikTok click shot. That happens right now.
Congress is listening to our show right now, laughing.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Wait, we got Congress to laugh. I didn't think those
people laughing.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
No, they're not laughing at the content. They just know
that this could be the last ever edition of Woo
TikTok Click Shot.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Come on, Supreme Court US.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Book.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, if it's banned, you're gonna have to install Chinese
spyware onto your phone yourself. Oh dark, where do you
even go to download that? I certainly don't know. It's
just not.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Convenience tickets to China.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's TikTok click shock, where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to
your first TikTok click shock from a woman in Kansas
City named Emily Games, who is willing to do just
about anything to achieve her dream body, including cosmetic surgery Emily, and.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Also such thing as a dream body. There's just dream confidence, Emily.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
While others might do a Brazilian butt lift or some liposection,
Emily went a little bit more extreme and chose to
spend seventeen grand to have some of her rib bones
surgically removed.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Oh god, what.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Doctor would do this?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Just to know your rib protect your vital organs. That's
why there.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Because someone has an idea and has the money does
not mean you have to do it doctors.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, but can we talk about how hot she looks
right now? Because yeah, and while that I know sounds
a little weird, maybe even weirder is what she wants
to do with her spare ribs.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Now, I'm guessing it's very normal. Jeff Right, Let's listen.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
I got them removed for cosmetic purposes. These are my
rib bones, or six of them. There's been so tiny
and strong. Let me keep them on, having someone make
a crown and like incorporate my bone pieces.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
And so if you miss.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That, that suggested that reads really stable to me, TikTok
might be gone forever.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I'm hearing all the jealousy in the room, and it's
not cute because if you missed it, that woman had
six of her ribs removed and now launch them shaped
and turned into a crown that she can wear about
town like a Mad Max sort of situation.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Why do I feel like that part is more normal
than the actual rib removed.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
In the comments, a lot of people have made jokes
or other rude, snide comments like we've heard in here
about Emily's strange decision. A few have suggested that she
boiled the ribs into a tasty broth.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, but she.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Is ignoring the haters and the suggestions for cannibalism, saying
it's my body and I am free to do what
I want with it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I like how that part's going overboard.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, really that was a TikTok.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Wonder they're going to shut this out, ye.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Onto your next TikTok shot. Is a weird trend that's
been picking up steam where you remove your ribs. It's
a weird trend that all started to run. One woman
posted a random video while she was on a plane
leaving San Francisco, and the video it's just like a
(44:25):
view out her plane window while they're flying and the
music is playing, but there was text on the screen
that said the pilot just told the whole plane to
look out the window immediately, and then it has them
focus on the Golden gate Bridge, the bridge that yeah, yeah,
and the pilot said, take one last glimpse of it.
(44:45):
Wait what now? He probably, man, this is your last
shot to see it on the way out of town.
But conspiracy theorists online see it a different way. Of course.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Here it is not to be an alarmist, but is
something going over the Golden gate Bridge?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
I feel like something's gonna happen with the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
I've just gotten three messages about the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Is something about to happen or happening?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
I saw three videos of people on an airplane where
the pilot hold them to look out the window at
the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
It might be your last chance.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
There were so many comments like this one.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I was just saying that the plane was flying away
from go to gate Bridge.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
It was the last time we see it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Uh huh, what's the last time? Because you're flying away.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
It's an innocent phrase from a pilot saying, take a
look at the Golden gate Bridge before we leave, And
that's been twisted into a giant conspiracy that the Golden
gate Bridge is going away permanently.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
China is really using this app to spy on us,
and then is like they're so dumb they're going to
do themselves.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Did many people are freaking out about it. One guy said,
I drive this bridge every day. I'm scared. Please don't
get rid of it. So there you go. Is it
a simple misunderstanding or is something nefarious a foot in
Frisco Bay?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean there is a lot of fog. Wasn't that
the issue last week?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
David Blaine's next big magic trick make the bridge?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
That would actually be cool.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I watched Different Color. Yeah, that was a chocolate Let's
go to your final TikTok click shot from a guy
named Nick Metzler. And before we get to what he says,
Brook Jose, I need you to do a quick game
of rock paper scissors. Okay, real quick, go paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Shoot?
Speaker 11 (46:27):
You always shoot?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Well, yeah, because through paper way too early, and then.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Brook paper scissors shoot anyway.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
It is interesting to see what you guys through because
Nick says he can tell you a trick for how
to win. One tip that works forty percent of the
time all the time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Is that's not great odds?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Well, it's better odds than thirty three point.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Three better chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yes, let's hear the trick and we'll see what you think.
Rock paper scissors. You predict what they're gonna throw.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
When people say things allowed, they're much more predisposed to
want to do the first thing that they heard or
the last thing that they heard. When they say rock
paper scissors, they're much more likely to do a scissors
or a rock. Your first move should probably be a rock.
That way you can tie or you can win. Most
people never open with paper. I usually do rock. If
I win, I will switch tie, I will remain the
(47:24):
same lose. If somebody does paper, Well, then give him
a win. Who starts with paper?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Okay, Jose just started with paper. He started too early,
but he started with paper.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
The interesting thing is what the comments said. One guy
named turd Dick Ferguson said, I went to a high
school rock paper scissors tournament and I observed the dumbest
people pick rock first.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
But the guy just said to pick first.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I don't know the trick honestly, but a lot of
people say they're going to change their row shamba strategy
if they ever actually need to use it as an adult.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah, it is how I said arguments in life. Well
really yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Is that how you get raiss to Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
With the b.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Either way, however you use it, use this great knowledge responsibly, please.
Those were your TikTok shirts.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
We've got Brie, a returning player on the phone right now.
You might better remember her as Quill's girlfriend. Oh yeah,
because Quill is a regular on this segment many many times.
Maybe you don't know. It doesn't really matter. The only
important thing is those two are going to be going
on their very first cruise together coming up in March. Brie.
(48:45):
Where are you guys going.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We're going to Island and Imata, Mexico.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm literally wearing my Catalina Island sweatshirt right now. You're
gonna need Tobaia sweatshirt when you go because it's a
lot colder than you realize when you get on the holiday.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Okay, well that's positive news for her. She plans her cruise.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Dase, Jeff, tip is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It's not hot at all. Actually it's the opposite. It's
a cold tip.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Oh okay, well, yeah, a little breezy tip for you there.
That's really exciting.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
And I see it, says both of them purchased the
all inclusive drinking passes.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
What's the point of a cruse if you're not drunk?
I sound drunk when I said.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, we're getting a little bit of
a contact tie already, Breeze. So we're gonna send Broke
out of the studio. Let's get to the game. You
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win. Are you ready? I'm ready, good luck, Your
time starts now. Frank Jay Zamboni was born on this
day in nineteen oh one. He's credited with inventing What
(49:48):
in which decade? Was the first Indiana Jones movie released?
What movie Studio has a roaring lion for a mascot?
The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat
biker car? Well, what does the P and PENA stand for?
(50:14):
Answers accepted, Well, Don Breebrook is gonna come back into
the studio here, and we normally would take this time
to get to know our listeners a little bit better,
but we know Brie has already played about twice before
her boyfriend Quill, like twenty times. Yeah, Bri, I'm wondering,
is Quill jealous of you being able to talk to
us right now?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (50:35):
He is over on the couch looking at me.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
It was a big dread. Wait what up?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
He wasn't even helping you during the like you didn't
put us on speaker and.
Speaker 13 (50:44):
I was ruy worst round I think yet you say
had to Quill.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
We have a secret handshake. Go give him a big
raspberry on his belly from me. Okay, that was Jose.
He's gonna love it?
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Okay, bedroom?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh okay, well video Rasberry's and.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Well yeah, no, wonder you need that all inclusive Drinke factor.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
People are like, what are they giggling in their room
so much? Don't let us shame you?
Speaker 7 (51:13):
You do you so? Now?
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (51:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Your time starts now. Frank J. Zamboni was born on
this day in nineteen oh one. He is credited with inventing.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
What the Zamboni Machine in.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Which decade was the first Indiana Jones movie release?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Eighties?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
What movie studio has a roaring lion for a mascot?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
MGM?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat,
bike or car?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Lemon is car?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
What does the P in peta stand for?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
People in a submarine? What device allows you to look
above the water line?
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh, it's a scope. It's a telescope.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Okay, the answers are in. It's time to go over
to the scoreboard to see how you both did.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
With Jose he was literally brief thing down my neck.
My skin crawled.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
We love you, we love quill. You got zero? You
want to talk about it? Okay? It sounding Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Brook you got five yiperee. I'm not in that.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
We're not going to tell Quil about this. This will
this is gonna be our set.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Will take up the phone, act excited while he's on
the couch, and maybe he won't know the.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Different but in the happy about this, Oh he's happy. Okay, good.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. Frank J. Zamboni
was born on this day in nineteen oh one. He's
credited with inventing pledge wipes no the Lemons centored one, specifically,
along with the Zamboni that cleans and smooths the ice
(52:46):
on skating range.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
She did.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's a great name.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Zamboni is. The decade the first Indiana Jones movie was
released was the nineteen eighties. The movie studio with a
roaring lion for a mascot would be MGM. The famous
twenty four hour Lamon race happens by car. The P
in peda stands for people, people for the ethical treatment
of animals, And in a submarine, if you want to
look above the water line, you would look through the periscope.
(53:12):
Paris good. I love that question, so Brie, it was
obviously not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a fifty dollars Macy's
gift card in celebration of National Use your Gift Card
Day on Saturday, January eighteenth. Use your gift card on
something you love at Macy's.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah yeah, you can't get worse.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Little inspiring words for you before you head off into
tropical paradise. YEA, have fun?
Speaker 13 (53:44):
Yeah, well all right yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Bring a sweatshirt, a pail.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, bring us. What we're gonna do when Brookes Bucks,
same time tomorrow
Speaker 5 (53:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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