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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We got
a brand new full show for you. Thank you so
much for being here. And I think Alexis and I
should apologize now that if you are planning a bridal shower.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we're kind of haters.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, we don't mean to make you feel bad. You'll
understand why coming up in the mass speaker. Yes, but
yesterday's second date set off a lot of people when
it came to land Meet versus Sea meat. If you
didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To it, go back now.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Apparently our comment section is flooded.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, and one person, Audie said, I'm going to go
to every restaurant and ask for land Meet only food,
just to report back. How to confuse servers. As a
former server, I hate me already.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ha ha haa mondays.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Singer is going to confuse everyone, but they're like, oh, no, I.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Know, yeah, that's that's the point. That's the point. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey, thank you so much for being here, for participating,
and of course for following. We appreciate it so much.
Your brand new show starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Kids are really important on this show. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. You're saying what did they do
on the show, saying, we have two star children who
are related to us, to all of us, because we're
family here. A child of one of ours is all
of our children, and one is Brook's sixth grade daughter Nora,
(01:13):
whose athletic talents have taken her to the state championship
for softball. The other is Alexis's fourteen year old brother, Owen,
who just had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Actually, that's right, fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Aging my kid up and aging yours.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Day two equally impressive accomplishments.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Both Wait, just having a birthday is not He got
an e bike for his birthday?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
That's yeah, yeah, all the way to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Breaking their bones on them.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Okay, Brook's trying to downplay the importance of your brother. Unfortunately,
we only have time to focus on one star child today,
so let's head over to Owen Alexis. Owen is on
a proteen diet. How is that going for you?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
He has always tried to bulk up him and his friends,
like the enter present one of their garages.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You know how many grams of meat to day are
we talking here? We're like forty grams intake fifty grams.
Brook Way, we're talking about one of the stars.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Of this and j fruit by the foot kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
There's a lot of protein in there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's thinking about his video game right next, like you
want to know, Yeah, is he playing?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Good?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Question?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Bro Wow?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What game's always always on his phone?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is it a roadblocks?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think him an all trend?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, he is cool.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I guess Nora better get used to getting the stage
by men are doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Broke?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't really sorry, man, I don't care what a
fifteen year old does.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Again, I'm sorry he's not listening, but he could be.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Show.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
There's no way a fifteen year old is up this early.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Actually, man, I wish we had time to talk about
Brooks Star, but you know, I guess we'll cover Nora's
state championship a different day, maybe next year if Owen
doesn't outshine.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Herredible team of talent, but it won't be going to
the championship.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yes, thank you for bringing that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Going to the state championship.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
He was a freshman, so now he's working his way
towards it and that's what's really hard.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And they made it happen.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Nobody as nobody cares about Alexis, will will you deliver
a message to Owen for me? Just tell him, Jeff says,
thumbs up, got it? Okay. Also and tell him that
we're doing the shot collar question of the day right now,
so if he wants to listen in in between bench presses,
then he absolutely should. But now let's send it off
to a star child in the making, about.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The same as my daughter.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, technical director Ashton, who's been filling in for a Jay.
Go for it, Ashton.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Well, today is National rat Catcher's Day holiday. That's right.
Holiday that's commemorating the infamous pie piper of Hamlet, who
back in the year twelve eighty four used his jazz
flute to lure all the plague infested rats out of
the city. Oh that's right, while playing It as Hell
by Lizz.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh yeah, but not all rats are bad okay.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Brook likes to slow roast them with garlic and rosemary
over and open trash campfires. Oh wow, And millions have
grown to love them in books, movies, and pop culture.
So that's why today we're doing a Squirming for Vermin
edition of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Twenty rat wack.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I have a list of the top twenty most infamous rats, mice,
and rodents. They could be animated, they could be real.
You just have to name one to stay in the game.
So we're gonna start with the woman who was hard
into rat face summer last year.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
For her, it was a rat face, it was rat
girl Summers.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm gonna go with the voice Ashon, I think was
just doing Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Oh my, that's right, Mickey Mouse the og number one.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, Java, I mean I'm going to take the other
easy one and go for his better half, Mini Mouse.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
All right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's gonna get a lot more tricky after that.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Jose, I need a infamous or famous mice or mouse.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I gotta do this big part of my culture.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Give me Speedy Gonzale.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Canceled Rodents number eight.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Americo.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Love that growing up?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, me too, jeffries on to you. I need a guess.
I appreciate a rat that knows a little bit of karate.
So give me Splinter Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Splinter number fourteen, the Ninja Master rat who raised the
Ninja turtles. Huh, Alexis were going back to you.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm gonna go Stewart little.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
One. I'll ride a little driving his tiny red car
writing did the sunset. That's right.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Visual.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You're welcome seducing all the lady rats picking him up
in his little convertible.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, your turn.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Well that's why I said Brooks.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Sorry passion. Okay, I don't need attitude from you as well.
I got enough from Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right, let me go.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Bible goes West.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Bible mouska wit. Yes, she is number twelve. He's the
immigrant mouse from an American tale. Nice job, brook Jose, the.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Greatest foodie mouse to ever do it?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Ratitude, Sorry, thank you for being specific. Name that's right,
number four from rat to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Guess him.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I couldn't remember his first name, job, I always called him.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, okay, Jeffrey, unto you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I also appreciate a magical rat. So give me Scabbers
from Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Ron Weasley's rat number Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabin.
That's that's where Scabers is first introduced. All right, alexis
sweeter back to you.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Okay, when you said magical, I thought you're gonna say
Cinderella is little mice Gustus, jo can you say one?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Oh you said Gus Gus from Cinderella didn't make the list.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So cute?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
He's all right, Alexis is out Brook.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You I need a famous or infamous mouse rat or
rodent from you?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Does justin Timberlake count because he's a mouseketeer.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Stretch though.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
You might have actually pulled a muscle trying to stretch
that hard. All right, Jose, going on to you. If
you win, the boys will win.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I'm hoping because he's the oldest mice.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
I can imagine the three blind mice walking in.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh good one Hickory Dickery, Doc, no't.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
It's a different.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Apparently. Yeah, they're just too old for this list.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
They have names, now that's a problem.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
That means that Jeffrey is the winner of today's.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You have twenty What rats did we miss from the list?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Well, we got some really famous ones. You guys are
gonna kick yourself. You got Jerry from Tom and Jerry,
Pinky and the Brain, Mighty Mouse, Chuck e Cheese Templeton
from the Glad rat from Charlotte's Web. We got Rizzo
the rat from the Muppets. We also ralph S Mouse
from the famous Mouse and the more cycle.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So I won the rodent shock collar question of the Day.
I get to choose who gets shocked, and I think
we know Brooke deserves this today. So she's gonna be
singing three blind.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Mice, Three blind mice, Hey, three blind mice.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
See how they rated?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Job?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Being a bridesmaid in your friend's wedding is an honor,
at least that's what you have to say. Meanwhile, you're
bankrupting yourself while you're paying for matching dresses and glitter
sashes and trips to Scott's dad.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Tattoos of the groom's face.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
No, I gotta get one of those. Because there's a
lot of events in the lead up to a wedding.
And for one of our listeners, she recently attended her
very first bridle shower. Ooh, she's never been the one before,
and after she arrived, quickly realized that she was in
huge trouble. What happened next is something that she regrets
(09:43):
to this day, and the bride can never find out
the truth. But we get to hear it. Yeah, he's
coming up in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
He confession I can't take back O arms.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Speak text to seventy eighty five nine two says, if
I'm ever meeting my wife in a public space, I'll
walk up to her, look confused, and say as loud
as I can, Hi, Sarah, you don't look anything like
your profile picture. She absolutely hates it. What if he's
implying she looks hotter than her profile polk.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Nobody ever says it that way.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Six ft either, I'll say on this segment, you will
sound nothing like your profile picture because we alter your
voice in order to hide your identity so you can
tell us your secrets anonymously. And we've got a lovely
lady on the line today who's chosen to use the
fake name Jessica. So, Jessica, welcome to the show. How
(10:48):
thank wow, your altered voice sounds even hotter than your
real one. Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Wait wait, actually no, you need to go the otherwhere.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
That's not really compliment, is it. Your altered voice sounds worse.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Then you're we don't know, just yeah yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Really backfired on me. But good news is the voice
changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
So it's kind of crazy. I recently was invited to
my first ever bridal shower.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh cool.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
I'm in my mid twenties and I've had friends get married,
but they just didn't have bridle showers or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know, I would say I hate bower too. No,
not fun. Always with grandparents there. You have to be
on your best behavior and expected to open another gift.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
It's not fun hearing the grandma tell you what to
expect on the wedding night. No oh, I thought that
was the best.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, Hey, that's my opinion. Maybe yours is different. Maybe
we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Your first ever bridle shower. Tell us about it.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
So I assume to be a sun boozy brunch vibe,
you know, maybe like some fun bride game. And I
did not realize you're supposed to bring a guest.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh yeah, this is on top.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Of the registry gift.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, it's a totally separate gift. I mean, oftentimes it'll
be like laingdry you can bring them.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, it's a pretty small gift, like sleep cute sleep
pajamas for the wedding.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I guess I.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
Did not know that because, like, I'm a bridesmaid. I'd
already sent so much money on that flreat trip and
dressesn't hair and make up, and I just thought it
was a fun event to spend time together. But so
I get there and I see this huge table of presents.
If my friends are all putting their gifts on the table.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Of them, if you can, I mean, I was literally
the only person who didn't bring one, and I was
absolutely mortified.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
To make it worse, the bride decided to open the
gifts in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, they typically really.
Speaker 13 (12:58):
Like it's about to become even more obvious. So I
didn't get for anything, and I'm like seriously on my
shoone like trying to see can I buy a gift?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Car is I.
Speaker 13 (13:12):
I'm like sitting there panicking. And then she opens his
gift and she's like, oh my god, Jessica, thank you
so much.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Wait wait is that your name?
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Yeah, my name is Jessica.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well I know, I just keeping Okay.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
She looks at you and says, oh my god, thank
you for the gift. What is she talking.
Speaker 13 (13:30):
About this monogrammed purse, wait her new last name on it,
and like I was so confused. So I just like laughed,
like awkwardly and was like, oh, course, girl got you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Like, but the person who gave it to her is
probably at the party, right.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
I'm like racking my brain trying to figure out how
she got this gift from me, because like I didn't
buy it, you know, like that's like a plan ahead gift,
you know, to get it monograms and everything. But then
I realized there's another jess cut in her fringer. I
mean I don't really know where, but she was at
the Bridle show. She just said to leave early.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
So you claim to stop it.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
I mean I flowly took credit.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But the other Jessica is gonna find out, right.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
So here's what's so bad. To this day, the bride
still tells me about how thoughtful the bag was, and
she'll like bring it later when we go out.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Never talk to the other girl because she assumed she
never got a gift from.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Her, never said thank you yourself.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I mean I gotta think, you know, and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Well, it serves the other Jessica, right, for leaving the
party early and not asking.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
To follow up. But if she liked the bag, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
It's not even a very good friend if you ask
me so many money.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Those parties are so boring, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Honestly, we actually are on the other Jessica's side for
ditching on it.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Weally always have a group message and we're like, please,
everybody's steak because it's soul.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
To be there a fancy bag and leave.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, so you're taking credit for the other Jessica's monogrammed purse.
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Yeah, And I mean, I guess the lesson I learned
was always had a gift. So like, I have a
sinking candle and a blanket breading card in my car
at all times.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Okay, hopefully not the hot summer months because the candle's
not gonna last.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Yeah, but it's there in case. I mean something.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
You know, hopefully don't run into the other Jessica, like
in public.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
At some point you're shopping with your girlfriend and she's
got her monogram back.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Oh wow, So does it does it feel good to
get that confession off of your chest?
Speaker 13 (15:37):
It feels so good?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh man, that is dirty. I thought you were just
gonna like Alexis said, go in with somebody else on
the gift like, Hey, I'll veno you fifty bucks if
you let me put my name on that probably good
for you.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Jessica, take the opportunities that come to you and text
into seven eighty five to nine two. If you have
a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next
mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, It's.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Time for your phone tap, And today we call a
woman who was set up by her sister. She does
not listen to our show, so she's already a step
behind in her life, but she has recently started dating
again online. She matched with a few guys, gave out
her phone number, and now one of them is about
to call her.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Out of the blue excited.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
His name is Eric. He's a little nervous, but at
least he has some help on his side to understand
what she's really trying to say to him in your
phone tap right now. Hello, Hey is this Kendra?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Who?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Hey, it's Eric. We matched on on Hinge recently.
Speaker 15 (16:50):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Hey, yeah, so I know this is probably like awkward
just to call you out of the blue. But like
I know, we talked about meeting up for drinks, but
I just wanted to like chat with you a little
bit first over the phone. If that's okay, I've got
a few minutes awesome, and I'm hoping you're okay. If
Lucy joins us, she's my AI dating companion.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Sorry, I'm confused. I don't think I understand.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
No, it's okay. I thought everybody was using her. It
just helps men and women avoid miscommunication because, like you
know how sometimes it's hard to understand each other. We're
going to speak differently, I guess, so, Lucy, she translates
our words and tones to say what we actually mean.
Speaker 14 (17:39):
Wow, I didn't even know that existed.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, and actually she's listening to our call right now.
What So Hi, Lucy, I'm talking to Kendra, the girl
that I met on Hinge about our first date.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Translation. Eric is excited for your date and maybe what
happens after it's done.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Oh God, Okay, I mean, uh yeah, I guess it
is on my mind, but it's not the main thing.
Speaker 14 (18:07):
Okay, So wait a second, it's like listening and it
judges us.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Or well, no, it's more like an interpretation, So like,
what questions do you have for me? Oh my gosh,
you probably want to know about my work and stuff.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Kind of feeling put on the spot a little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh sorry, your profile said.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
You're you're a supervisor.
Speaker 16 (18:31):
Yeah, she's asking how much money you make?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Oh no, I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Let's just change gears. We'll focus on you, like, what
do you like to do for fun?
Speaker 14 (18:42):
To be honest, I'm scared to say anything right now.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
You don't feel that way, Lucy's harmless.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
Now, come on, I recently started doing yoga again.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
She's telling you she's very flexible and that could come
in handy in other areas of life. If you get
what I'm saying, whoa are you?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Okay, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Actually, can you.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Burn her off?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Please?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Wait? Turn her off?
Speaker 14 (19:08):
Yeah that's annoying.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Well sorry, I can't do that. I'm subscribed. But like,
why don't you like tell me about your family?
Speaker 14 (19:15):
I don't even think I should say much with her listening.
I'm really close. I'm really close with my family. I'll
say that.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Awesome, that's great. Like, do you celebrate holidays? Together with
them because I know we do.
Speaker 14 (19:28):
Yeah, we do Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
It's it's always interesting translation. Someone cries, someone drinks, and
someone threatens to leave, and it's always her.
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Are you kidding me? Okay, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Listen, Hey, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
I don't do those things okay at all?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
You know what, we shouldn't even talk about it. Let's
just change again.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Yeah, why don't you answer a question? What kind of
music for you?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
Into translation? She needs to know if you are emotionally
available or if you just listen to Joe Rogan podcasts
and create Oh my.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Are you that in absurd? Like I really really want
you to.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
Turn her off.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I don't listen to that podcast. If you're wondering, I wasn't.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
Okay, I just want you to turn her off.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, like I said, I really can't. But last question,
I just I want to know, like, are you seeing
anybody else? Because I'm just not into like dating multiple people.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
First of all, I don't know why you can't turn
her off, but like I will humor you. No, I'm
not into dating multiple people either. I was dating a
guy like it months ago.
Speaker 16 (20:36):
And then translation, we are he ghosted her and she
still cyberstalks his dog's Instagram.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What is okay?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Seriously?
Speaker 14 (20:44):
Like what if even like if you can't turn this off?
Like what you can't have a regular phone call, you
have to have this on? Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Honestly, Lucy's probably overstepping her bounds a little bit. Yeah
you think, But I think she's probably only saying it
because you're actually on a radio show right now called
Brook Jeffrey in the morning and you're being phone tapped.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
So are you serious?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Your sister Celeste asked us to do
this to you.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
Were you are gone? Are you ding?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
She said that you've been giving out your number to
a few guys on Hinge. One guy was named Eric,
and so she gave me his bio and everything that
we could mess with you.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
Translation, I forgot to put in his bio about the
weird ropes hanging from his headboard.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Wait, Lucy, okay, they're not weird.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
I should know you cybered me last night.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Oh my god, I am so gone with online dating.
Speaker 16 (21:38):
I heard that.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Uh oh, now you've made Lucy mad and I are.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
About to throw hand, bring it on.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Wake Up Every Morning was puone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the Morning Man.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Back in grade school, it was easy to tell if
someone had to crush on you because you literally just
passed them a note asking them to circle yes or no.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
That's actually a great point.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
And then, no matter what their response was, you actively
had to avoid them for the rest of the entire year. Yeah, ballad,
But as adults things get a little bit more complicated,
especially if your crush is a friend at work. Oh Man,
and one of our listeners says, the other night, there
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was a sign that maybe a romantic spark was happening
with her coworker, and now she wants our help to
gently nudge this friendship into more than that.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
How do we pass them a note though on the radio,
and your career.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Have to come with a better plan when we do
your awkward Tuesday phone call next, it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Awkward tension between two people
who were closely together. We don't know anything about that.
On this show's.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Sitting in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Every day, brook By the way, if you wore underwear,
you would have left it on my chair in the
ox booth. We were all thinking it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It'd be really big. I panties, I say, I like
a little tummy.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Control as a blanket.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Insatiable workplace LUs because one of our listeners, Maya, is
looking for some romantic advice about one of her co workers.
I'm hoping no undergarments are involved, but let's find out, Maya.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Hi guys here, I love your show.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You don't wear grandy panties? Do you so soon for
me to ask for that?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I am not a granny.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Okay, tell us about the co worker that you're having
this romantic tryst with. What's their name.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Or well, I don't know. His name is Derek. He
and I have always had a connection at work. We've
been like friends, and basically I developed all these feelings
for him, and every time I see him, it's just
like he lights.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
Up a room.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Cute.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
That's exactly what Brooke was thinking about me. You don't
have to keep throwing it my way, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That new feeling of just seeing the person the oh god,
it's just so good. It's such a good feeling.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
Like about a year ago, I kind of came up
with this plan where whenever he walks into a room
and whenever there's a group of us, I am just
going to do whatever I can to build the bond.
So basically I would always do my best to like
linger and stay there until it's just the two of
us in the room. And my idea has kind of worked.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Just wait it out.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He's in the break room and you like poke your
head around the corner, just like check on what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
No, I think she just stands next to him room
until everyone else.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Then handcuffs him to a chair so that he can't escape. Okay,
so he said that's kind of working.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I think it's been working.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Why do you think it's been working. I mean, it's
it's just so vague, like.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
How long games?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, I don't know that any guy would ever pick
that up as you liking them.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Oh okay, So last week we ended up finally going
out with coworkers and getting drinks.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Right, Okay, Okay, that's a good start.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Yeah, so I made sure again that I was like
the last one there was, Derek.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, this is a good start. Bar yeah, just the
two of you.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Alcohol's involved, huh, yes, but I made sure I just
didn't drink too much and he ended up crashing at
my place. Oh girl, yeah, so I do know that
he wears boxers. We did not hook up, but you
know he slept in my bed what with his pants off?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You didn't hook up and he was in his boxers
and he's in your bed.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Yeah, it was just like we I'm wore sweatpants, you
know what I mean, Like we just got.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, okay, attire.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Did you guys cuddle?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
We kind of did, we kind of didn't.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
You smoked cigarettes together, cigarette passed one cigarette back and forth.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Ever knows what happens when two adults.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Cigarettes anymore.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I'm just guessing. Yeah, it's not like, so what happened?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yeah, well, there was this moment in the middle of
the night and it was just so sweet and so tender.
He kissed me on my back in the middle of
my shoulder blades.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Oh interesting?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Is that Is that a romantic move?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I don't know, it's a first kids, Yeah, definitely it
was for me. It's like so intimate.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
All right, sure, but did you guys ever during the night?
Kid with lips instead of just back smooches.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
No, well her back.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, she thinks it's really sweet.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Body kisses can be very sensual. I mean, it's not
a horrible thing. It's just weird that that's his first
to figure.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Out what base that is? Like, is that like half
half the first base?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I think it's a bunch.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
It's a bunch.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's a bunch.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Dugout, she's not.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It doesn't matter. She liked it, liked it.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Has that led to anything.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
That's kind of where I'm a little confused, because you know,
we woke up it was really sweet, but going back
to work, I was hoping like he'd asked me out
and maybe ended up in my bed again, right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Right, more than just back.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Well, it kind of just like went back to the
way it was, And I'm just not sure how to
get back to the romanantic.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Have you guys not talked about it at all since
that night.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
I didn't bring it up to him because that's kind
of awkward, Like, hey, remember in the middle of the
night you did this, But he.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Sounds like an awkward guy. I mean, that's an awkward
guy move, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You're definitely in this weird in between friends and maybe
more than friends space. So what do you want to
do with your awkward call here?
Speaker 10 (28:25):
So basically, I guess I just want you to help
me point the boat in the direction of romance.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Romance, okay, romance, but the love boat I just came
up with that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
That's definitely not a fifty year old reference that we're
bringing it. We're going to give you some advice on
how to push your work relationship. Throw your boat down
the river of romance. Do it after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. If you had one shot
to turn a work friend into a boyfriend after one
back kiss, how would you do it?
Speaker 17 (29:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
This music is getting me pumped up, Jeffrey question.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
That's the question that we've been tasked with today. And
I'm being honest when I say, you really only have
one chance to do this right.
Speaker 16 (29:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Maya has had a crush on her coworker for a year.
They ended up hanging out together at a work happy
hour and where the final two left at the restaurant,
he ended up crashing over at her place, and even
though they spent the night in the same bed, there
was no romance, no lip to lip kissing. Yeah, a
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tiny moment, just right in the middle of the night.
He kissed her back once and then went back to sleep.
Now she wants them to be an item, and I
know how we're gonna do this. You do, We're gonna
have Brooke give you the best advice that you've ever heard.
Speaker 17 (30:13):
I am a person who has told countless boys men
that I have crushes on them.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
In my life, I'm gonna tell you though, my success
rate probably less than twenty five percent. But listen, you
gotta do what I shouldn't have done. Do the opposite
of me, because I just always come out with it.
I can't hold things in and then it's like awkward
and sometimes you get to thank you.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You know.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Yeah, instead of how you're feeling, let's talk about how
he's feeling. Maybe you say that you've noticed he may
have some feelings for you. You leave it real general,
and then maybe say maybe that's something we should talk about.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Wait, like that, I've noticed he has some feelings for me.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yes, trick him.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He kissed you on the back. He's got something going on.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Jose, What do you think, Well, here's what would work
on me. Tell him that you had so much fun
with him the other night and you want to do
it all over again, but only you two this time,
no coworkers involved.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, so just ask HI about it, ask him out
on the night.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
Well, I guess I have a question.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Yeah, once he said to say, oh, I've noticed that
maybe you have some feelings for me. Yeah, like, what's
the next step?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Then?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
What would you say? Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
For him to respond, I mean you could just even say,
am I reading that right?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Oh? Am I reading that right?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Remember brook is twenty five percent success rate whether you
go with Jose or Brooks advice. We're all really invested.
We're all reading for you. I'm going to dial you're
co worker Derek right now and hopefully convince him to
fall in love with you. Let's do this.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
I don't know what the L word.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Hello, Hey, Derek, it's Maya.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Hey, what's gone?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Hey? So I had a lot of fun last week
when we all went out with everybody from the office.
What did you think? Wasn't that fun?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
From what I can remember, it was fantastic.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I can't believe.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Some of the things that Nick said, but yeah, it
was a good time.
Speaker 18 (32:44):
It was a really good time. Yeah, it's just fantastic.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
You.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
Yeah, I had a great time. And do you like
remember in the middle of the night that anything happened?
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Wait, I didn't.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
I didn't pee on anything today.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Right, Uh no, No, it was really sweet. You know
you kissed me, but I mean not on the lips.
You just kissed I mean no they are either. You
just kissed me. Uh you you you actually kissed me
between my shoulder blades.
Speaker 20 (33:18):
Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
I mean, it's not that big a deal, right, Get
so Gotti?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (33:25):
No?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Yeah, is no, I'm yeah, I do not remember that
at all, and I am Oh you guys, I probably
shouldn't have even spent the night there, because yeah, I was.
I was just so out of it. So I'm very
sorry if you were offended.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
Actually I wasn't offended at all. I kind of I
kind of noticed that maybe you have some feelings for me.
And I mean, am I reading it right?
Speaker 18 (34:05):
What do you mean in my reading it right? What
do you what do you mean by that?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Okay, I'm just gonna say it. I had so much
fun the other night, but I was hoping we can
do it again and this time maybe just the two
of us.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Wow?
Speaker 18 (34:24):
Uh, okay, that's not what I expected at all. I yeah, God,
I thought I thought.
Speaker 15 (34:33):
You were gonna call because you just need to like
help with your spreadsheets, Like.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
No, actually I want you back in my real sheets. Wow.
Speaker 15 (34:51):
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You're on the radio with Brooke and Jeffrey and Morning.
Oh that's something you can't say on the radio. But
that's okay. We'll give you a penny. Sorry, we're doing
something right now called an awkward Tuesday phone call, trying
to help out Maya sort out what happened between you
two at her place the other night.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I think you know exactly what Maya wants now.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Yeah, they've been giving me some advice because I really
just have had a crush on you lately.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
And you couldn't tell based on the things you were saying.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Well, the back kiss made her feel like you were
trying to cross into more than a coworker ship.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
So is there any possibility that might be true? Oh wow,
not to put you on the spot or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But no, exactly to put you on the spot.
Speaker 18 (35:46):
No, No, just you know, on the radio and stuff. Yeah,
I look, I legitimately a lot of the other night
is very hazy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, so you don't remember the back kiss at all?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Oh god, oh god, but hold on, hold on.
Speaker 18 (36:03):
If I'm being honest, even though things were hazy the
other night, I probably have feelings too.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Really, I got nervous expecting that answer because I think
I might have feelings.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Let me have it.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Okay, sorry, sorry continues, Oh my.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
God, I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
I've ever This is like sometimes I could have expected.
Speaker 18 (36:39):
Yeah, but I'm like, but honestly, I'm a little bit
worried about running our friendship, Maya, and like the fact
that it's at work is I don't know, it doubly dangerous,
and so it's.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Like, doubly fun is what I.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
Don't Well, you know, I was just thinking that, you know,
if you wanted to ask me out. Oh the perfect moment.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Wait right right now on the show? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a good point. No one is listening.
Speaker 17 (37:21):
But you are so good at this, Okay, Derek, Derek,
this is your chance.
Speaker 18 (37:26):
Okayre uh Maya on the radio. You want to go
get subway with me at lunch?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Yeah, thank you said you like her?
Speaker 18 (37:43):
I do, I do. It's just you know, we're I'm sorry.
This has never happened to me before where somebody's asked
me to ask them out on the radio.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
Who I am?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Welcome, man, Don't let Brook get in your head, all right?
I think Subway is great. It's top fifty most roman
antick fast food chains in the country.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You got a very like what's the word unneedy person
to go out with right now?
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Is just happy?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
She's chill.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
You guys go to Subway together, and who knows, maybe
that turned into something else, maybe the baskin Robbins afterwards,
and maybe.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
We could end up going to Red Lobster for nighttime day.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Incredible little scheddar biscuit action with a back kiss on top.
Count me in.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
You can have a lot of cool experiences in life,
but there's nothing quite like going to a big music festival.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
The food, the.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Music, oh, that's kind of the point.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
And of course the people in attendance.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh best crowd watching ever ever outfits.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Sometimes I ask myself, what do I watch? The bands
performing on stage or the guy stumbling out of the
bubble tent looking at his palms screaming, my hands are spoons.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That guy what that guy, Jeff I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
You can see that.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
The crowds are so entertaining. We had to send Alexis
and Jose to the festival grounds over the weekend to
ask me those spoon handed people a simple question, what
you're doing at the music festival. We're gonna play the
audio right now. It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning, and
there's only a handful of events you can attend where
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people will happily pay twenty dollars for a six ounce
bottle of water, where there's no outlets anywhere to plug
in your cell phones, and the line for the porta
potti stretches two times around the earth.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, you can see in your bottle of water later, contrividation.
What a trick.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
It's not just a music concert, it's an outdoor music festival.
There was one in our town over the weekend where
thousands came out to hear their favorite artists and indulge
in totally not illegal activities. Never nothing, nothing over here.
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That's why we sent our own Jose and Alexis into
the swarm to ask the concert goers a simple question,
what you're doing at the music festival.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
What you're doing at the music festival.
Speaker 12 (40:22):
I'm here hoping to vibe to some good music, bro, and.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
You look a quip bro. I'm sorry, but you look
like you came from the eighties. Right now, my guy,
will you tell everyone what.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Are you wearing?
Speaker 12 (40:33):
I got some green shorts on, some short shorts, some converse,
I got a black jacket, got some riff sunglasses on.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
Tell everybody, why is it important to be fashionable at
a music festival?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
You know, you just got to express yourself. And that's
what going to music festivals all about, vibing to the music.
And what better way to do it than when you're
feeling yourself, you know.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Now, are you maybe doing this to attract the lady?
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Oh, that's always the planned, baby.
Speaker 12 (40:55):
I'm looking for some fine twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Baby, and some fine shorts.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
That's a new thing, right, That's what the kids are saying.
What's a red flag that turns you on?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
A red uh screaming?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Probably?
Speaker 9 (41:07):
Wait, okay, I'm not even gonna expand on that. It's
gonna stop that. That's good, you said, a red flag
that turns you on? Yeah, it's supposed to be like
a bad thing that you secretly like toxic trade.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, like a guilty pleasure almost in day exactly.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
And for him, that's a girl screaming help.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
There's all over.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's exactly.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
That's totally what he meant by screaming so dramatic.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
I'm going to break up now.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Always covered in an.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Those outdoor music festivals, be careful of the ants hill,
They're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
What'd you do it at the music festival?
Speaker 19 (41:45):
Hanging out with my friends, loving life and listen to
some sick music.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Is this your first time at a festival or.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, not my first festival.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, So say you're.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
To meet someone new you're tonight, do you have a
go to pick up line for.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Them or anything?
Speaker 19 (41:57):
Okay, I dropped my sunglasses. A stranger picked him up.
It was a very it's a bonding moment.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, that's kind of a move, though. You could fake
drop your sunglasses.
Speaker 19 (42:04):
Drop the sunglasses, drop a hat, drop your wallet if
you're feeling bold.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Anything O the wallet, anything you try that.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Your wallet at a festival.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
That's the worst advice.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I mean, it does feel like that he's just setting
himself up to do the bended snap.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yes, to drop something the wallet move does work on
Alexis one thousand percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I pick it up.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah, it gets her attention. Yeah, that's all that mapps.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Even the face of a shiny credit card, you can
have a false back.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
To throw it down.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Just look at the floors when you're at a festival.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
It's what you're doing at the music festival, where Jose
and Alexis were meeting all of the randos in even
more random situations to ask them a simple question, what you're.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Doing at the music festival.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Hi, Yeah, I already work in the area, so I'm
just kind of chilling. But I'm really excited to see
Slater later. And I also heard that one hundred gex
is gonna play.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Okay, so I should have said this first. I'm not
a big music festival.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
I would say that I'm here mostly for like the
like ed M scene, but also I'm really excited to
see Thundercat and he does like kind of like Jazzy.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
Hold on, I'm sorry to cut you off, thunder Cat, right,
I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm assuming he
does stuff with cats.
Speaker 11 (43:21):
I I do like cats, so if I get a
free cat out of the show, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
You seem so chill. You really.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
I feel like if I threw a cat at you,
you honestly would just what would you do?
Speaker 11 (43:32):
I would catch it, I would take it home.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
What would you name it?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Maybe noodle?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Okay, wait, hold on.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
Out of all the interesting band names, you just told
me you're gonna go with noodle as the cat name.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's boring.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
I like, I like food names for cats. I think
I think soup would be a good cat name. Porridge, Porridge, borage, it's.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
A lady after my own heart. I name all my
dogs after foods with bagel. Next one's gonna be Anaise.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh you should steal porridge.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
You know, por is weird?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I like noodle?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, I mean totally unrelated. But did anybody see the
band gluten Free Soup Porridge?
Speaker 7 (44:12):
They were performing there?
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yes, rock is what they're into.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
You guys going to the keen walk?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
What you doing at the music festival?
Speaker 20 (44:24):
I live a block away and I got a good
deal on the ticket, so so I'm here.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Can you hear it from your house if you want in?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
I hear the bass. That's it.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You walked on over? Is this your first festival? Or no, no,
I go here over here?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Is there any things that like turn you off at
a festival that you were to see someone in.
Speaker 20 (44:41):
Or like when everyone makes out a lot when in
front of us, especially with their tongue, and they don't
stop for several minutes straight.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Hey wait, let's look around. How many people do you
see me?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Nor? No but me and heard it?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Oh on.
Speaker 8 (44:58):
Other making out again?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wait, his own make up session turned him off at
the music festival, complaining about himself.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
They're making out with too much tongue. He stopped to
show the proper way to make out with somebody while
somebody else screamed, get in there, brother, Yeah, yeah, he's
in this annoying god.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
What you're doing at the music festival. We got your
phone tab coming.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
We're in mid July now, so naturally it's the perfect
time to talk about our New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh yay, I don't remember what mine were.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
I remember what a lot of yours were. Remember, Ashton
shockingly had a goal to lose weight, which don't know
if that was really a healthy idea for him, but
that was his Brooke wanted to gain twenty because I
remember in January she was wayfish, just like a twig
floating in the wind.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I've never been wafish in my life, so.
Speaker 20 (46:09):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
But our listener, Cappy, she had a resolution this year
to just make it on the show, to play win
Brooks Bucks, And after months and months of trying, she's
finally done it. Nice Am, I could not be happier
for you.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
I'm about to give you an OTPH right now, an
over the phone hug just to celebrate, Okay, bringing it
on three one two three, Oh squeeze. Okay, now that
we're all we're all in a healthy space right now,
(46:51):
let's just get to the game. Brook has sprinted out
of the studio.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
It's so bad.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
I can't imagine why. But let's go over the rules here,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as POSSI Well,
if you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat broke out right if you want
to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (47:04):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Good luck?
Speaker 10 (47:05):
Happy?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Your time starts now on this day. In twenty nineteen,
What Marvel Movie became the most financially successful film of
all time. Black Panther who was the only athlete to
play in a World Series and a Super Bowl. Bull
Bo Jackson or Deon Sanders, which East Coast state is
known as the mother of Presidents Delaware. What animal classification
(47:30):
does Avian refer to? What decade did automatic transmission become
available in cars? Thirties forties or fifties forties? Wow, Cappy
done like a true veteran there, well done. Brook's going
to come back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
I'm glad we.
Speaker 9 (47:46):
Didn't add an r and make her crappy after this
little incident happened.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah, thank goodness. But since we don't know much about you, Cappy,
let's go to the phone screener and learn. It says
here that you are a therapist, you have two kids,
and for fun, you enjoy laser tag and being outside.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I was just at laser tag with my son. It
was really fun. Yeah, and it was just us too,
because it was the middle of the week at two pm,
so nobody.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Else was this.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It was just me and he did so good.
Speaker 17 (48:19):
Really.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, he's little, you know, he's tiny, sneak behind things.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
You weren't letting him win.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, I never let my children win anything.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Okay, Wow, Cappy, do you agree with that?
Speaker 10 (48:29):
I always beat my children when I can?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
That's right?
Speaker 8 (48:32):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
The phrasing of that is a little odd, but I
always children, I can agreed.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Al right, Well we're in another healthy headspace's right, so
Brook it's kids. Okay, here we go. Your time starts
now on this day in twenty nineteen, what Marvel movie
became the most financially successful film of all time?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Avengers?
Speaker 5 (48:54):
Okay. Who's the only athlete to play in a World
Series and a Super Bowl? Bo Jackson or Dion Sanders?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Bo Jackson?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
What? Which East Coast state is known as the mother
of Presidents.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
May Massachusetts?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
What animal classification does avian refer to birds? What decade
did automatic transmission become available in cars? Thirties forties or
fifties fifties? Okay, there it is times up, the answers
are in, and it's time to go over to the
scoreboard to see how everybody did with our own. Jose,
I have a back case of Diania.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I have a case of Diania.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Of course we have that clip.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, just the day gets worse.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Cat, we got two in Brook only.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
What what is.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
It Avengers Endgame. B it's still Avengers.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Avengers is the first movie. It's a different film.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Did she get that right?
Speaker 5 (49:58):
She did not. No, you got a different one. But Cappy,
look at this resolution to just be on the show
and your first time you take down Brook. How does
it feel?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (50:11):
I had no expectation of taking down Brook.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yeah, I feel like you need to release some stress.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
No, let's just release the answers. Maybe because on this
day in twenty nineteen, the Marvel movie that became the
most financially successful is Avengers Endgame, which made two point
eight billion dollars worldwide.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Good movie, now my most hated movie.
Speaker 5 (50:31):
Only athlete to play in a World Series and a
Super Bowl would be Dion Sanders. He played for the
Cowboys in the NFL and for the Atlanta Braves in
Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Wow, bo, don't know, Diadley.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Apparently, East Coast state known as the Mother of Presidents
would be Virginia with eight presidents elected from there. The
animal classification for avian that refers to birds and automatic
transmission became available in cars back in the nineteen thirties,
actually nineteen thirty nine with General motors.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
That's early.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yeah, so cappy, it's amazing. Congrats you beat Brooke. You
win one hundred dollars, and just for playing, you also
get a pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners
taking on the Texas Rangers at T Mobile Park on
August third. Cool, Thank you, awesome. We're gonna be back.
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We got
a brand new full show for you. Thank you so
much for being here. And I think Alexis and I
should apologize now that if you are planning a bridal shower.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we're kind of haters.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, we don't mean to make you feel bad. You'll
understand why coming up in the mass speaker. Yes, but
yesterday's second date set off a lot of people when
it came to land Meet versus Sea meat. If you
didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To it, go back now.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Apparently our comment section is flooded.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, and one person, Audie said, I'm going to go
to every restaurant and ask for land Meet only food,
just to report back. How to confuse servers. As a
former server, I hate me already.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ha ha haa mondays.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Singer is going to confuse everyone, but they're like, oh, no, I.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Know, yeah, that's that's the point. That's the point. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey, thank you so much for being here, for participating,
and of course for following. We appreciate it so much.
Your brand new show starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Kids are really important on this show. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. You're saying what did they do
on the show, saying, we have two star children who
are related to us, to all of us, because we're
family here. A child of one of ours is all
of our children, and one is Brook's sixth grade daughter Nora,
(01:13):
whose athletic talents have taken her to the state championship
for softball. The other is Alexis's fourteen year old brother, Owen,
who just had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Actually, that's right, fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Aging my kid up and aging yours.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Day two equally impressive accomplishments.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Both Wait, just having a birthday is not He got
an e bike for his birthday?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
That's yeah, yeah, all the way to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Breaking their bones on them.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Okay, Brook's trying to downplay the importance of your brother. Unfortunately,
we only have time to focus on one star child today,
so let's head over to Owen Alexis. Owen is on
a proteen diet. How is that going for you?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
He has always tried to bulk up him and his friends,
like the enter present one of their garages.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You know how many grams of meat to day are
we talking here? We're like forty grams intake fifty grams.
Brook Way, we're talking about one of the stars.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Of this and j fruit by the foot kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
There's a lot of protein in there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's thinking about his video game right next, like you
want to know, Yeah, is he playing?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Good?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Question?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Bro Wow?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What game's always always on his phone?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is it a roadblocks?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think him an all trend?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, he is cool.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I guess Nora better get used to getting the stage
by men are doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Broke?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't really sorry, man, I don't care what a
fifteen year old does.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Again, I'm sorry he's not listening, but he could be.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Show.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
There's no way a fifteen year old is up this early.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Actually, man, I wish we had time to talk about
Brooks Star, but you know, I guess we'll cover Nora's
state championship a different day, maybe next year if Owen
doesn't outshine.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Herredible team of talent, but it won't be going to
the championship.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yes, thank you for bringing that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Going to the state championship.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
He was a freshman, so now he's working his way
towards it and that's what's really hard.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And they made it happen.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Nobody as nobody cares about Alexis, will will you deliver
a message to Owen for me? Just tell him, Jeff says,
thumbs up, got it? Okay. Also and tell him that
we're doing the shot collar question of the day right now,
so if he wants to listen in in between bench presses,
then he absolutely should. But now let's send it off
to a star child in the making, about.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The same as my daughter.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, technical director Ashton, who's been filling in for a Jay.
Go for it, Ashton.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Well, today is National rat Catcher's Day holiday. That's right.
Holiday that's commemorating the infamous pie piper of Hamlet, who
back in the year twelve eighty four used his jazz
flute to lure all the plague infested rats out of
the city. Oh that's right, while playing It as Hell
by Lizz.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh yeah, but not all rats are bad okay.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Brook likes to slow roast them with garlic and rosemary
over and open trash campfires. Oh wow, And millions have
grown to love them in books, movies, and pop culture.
So that's why today we're doing a Squirming for Vermin
edition of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Twenty rat wack.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I have a list of the top twenty most infamous rats, mice,
and rodents. They could be animated, they could be real.
You just have to name one to stay in the game.
So we're gonna start with the woman who was hard
into rat face summer last year.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
For her, it was a rat face, it was rat
girl Summers.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm gonna go with the voice Ashon, I think was
just doing Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Oh my, that's right, Mickey Mouse the og number one.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, Java, I mean I'm going to take the other
easy one and go for his better half, Mini Mouse.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
All right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's gonna get a lot more tricky after that.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Jose, I need a infamous or famous mice or mouse.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I gotta do this big part of my culture.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Give me Speedy Gonzale.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Canceled Rodents number eight.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Americo.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Love that growing up?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, me too, jeffries on to you. I need a guess.
I appreciate a rat that knows a little bit of karate.
So give me Splinter Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Splinter number fourteen, the Ninja Master rat who raised the
Ninja turtles. Huh, Alexis were going back to you.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm gonna go Stewart little.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
One. I'll ride a little driving his tiny red car
writing did the sunset. That's right.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Visual.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You're welcome seducing all the lady rats picking him up
in his little convertible.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, your turn.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Well that's why I said Brooks.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Sorry passion. Okay, I don't need attitude from you as well.
I got enough from Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right, let me go.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Bible goes West.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Bible mouska wit. Yes, she is number twelve. He's the
immigrant mouse from an American tale. Nice job, brook Jose, the.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Greatest foodie mouse to ever do it?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Ratitude, Sorry, thank you for being specific. Name that's right,
number four from rat to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Guess him.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I couldn't remember his first name, job, I always called him.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, okay, Jeffrey, unto you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I also appreciate a magical rat. So give me Scabbers
from Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Ron Weasley's rat number Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabin.
That's that's where Scabers is first introduced. All right, alexis
sweeter back to you.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Okay, when you said magical, I thought you're gonna say
Cinderella is little mice Gustus, jo can you say one?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Oh you said Gus Gus from Cinderella didn't make the list.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So cute?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
He's all right, Alexis is out Brook.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You I need a famous or infamous mouse rat or
rodent from you?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Does justin Timberlake count because he's a mouseketeer.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Stretch though.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
You might have actually pulled a muscle trying to stretch
that hard. All right, Jose, going on to you. If
you win, the boys will win.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I'm hoping because he's the oldest mice.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
I can imagine the three blind mice walking in.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh good one Hickory Dickery, Doc, no't.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
It's a different.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Apparently. Yeah, they're just too old for this list.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
They have names, now that's a problem.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
That means that Jeffrey is the winner of today's.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You have twenty What rats did we miss from the list?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Well, we got some really famous ones. You guys are
gonna kick yourself. You got Jerry from Tom and Jerry,
Pinky and the Brain, Mighty Mouse, Chuck e Cheese Templeton
from the Glad rat from Charlotte's Web. We got Rizzo
the rat from the Muppets. We also ralph S Mouse
from the famous Mouse and the more cycle.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So I won the rodent shock collar question of the Day.
I get to choose who gets shocked, and I think
we know Brooke deserves this today. So she's gonna be
singing three blind.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Mice, Three blind mice, Hey, three blind mice.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
See how they rated?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Job?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Being a bridesmaid in your friend's wedding is an honor,
at least that's what you have to say. Meanwhile, you're
bankrupting yourself while you're paying for matching dresses and glitter
sashes and trips to Scott's dad.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Tattoos of the groom's face.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
No, I gotta get one of those. Because there's a
lot of events in the lead up to a wedding.
And for one of our listeners, she recently attended her
very first bridle shower. Ooh, she's never been the one before,
and after she arrived, quickly realized that she was in
huge trouble. What happened next is something that she regrets
(09:43):
to this day, and the bride can never find out
the truth. But we get to hear it. Yeah, he's
coming up in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
He confession I can't take back O arms.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Speak text to seventy eighty five nine two says, if
I'm ever meeting my wife in a public space, I'll
walk up to her, look confused, and say as loud
as I can, Hi, Sarah, you don't look anything like
your profile picture. She absolutely hates it. What if he's
implying she looks hotter than her profile polk.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Nobody ever says it that way.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Six ft either, I'll say on this segment, you will
sound nothing like your profile picture because we alter your
voice in order to hide your identity so you can
tell us your secrets anonymously. And we've got a lovely
lady on the line today who's chosen to use the
fake name Jessica. So, Jessica, welcome to the show. How
(10:48):
thank wow, your altered voice sounds even hotter than your
real one. Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Wait wait, actually no, you need to go the otherwhere.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
That's not really compliment, is it. Your altered voice sounds worse.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Then you're we don't know, just yeah yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Really backfired on me. But good news is the voice
changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
So it's kind of crazy. I recently was invited to
my first ever bridal shower.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh cool.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
I'm in my mid twenties and I've had friends get married,
but they just didn't have bridle showers or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know, I would say I hate bower too. No,
not fun. Always with grandparents there. You have to be
on your best behavior and expected to open another gift.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
It's not fun hearing the grandma tell you what to
expect on the wedding night. No oh, I thought that
was the best.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, Hey, that's my opinion. Maybe yours is different. Maybe
we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Your first ever bridle shower. Tell us about it.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
So I assume to be a sun boozy brunch vibe,
you know, maybe like some fun bride game. And I
did not realize you're supposed to bring a guest.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh yeah, this is on top.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Of the registry gift.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, it's a totally separate gift. I mean, oftentimes it'll
be like laingdry you can bring them.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, it's a pretty small gift, like sleep cute sleep
pajamas for the wedding.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I guess I.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
Did not know that because, like, I'm a bridesmaid. I'd
already sent so much money on that flreat trip and
dressesn't hair and make up, and I just thought it
was a fun event to spend time together. But so
I get there and I see this huge table of presents.
If my friends are all putting their gifts on the table.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Of them, if you can, I mean, I was literally
the only person who didn't bring one, and I was
absolutely mortified.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
To make it worse, the bride decided to open the
gifts in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, they typically really.
Speaker 13 (12:58):
Like it's about to become even more obvious. So I
didn't get for anything, and I'm like seriously on my
shoone like trying to see can I buy a gift?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Car is I.
Speaker 13 (13:12):
I'm like sitting there panicking. And then she opens his
gift and she's like, oh my god, Jessica, thank you
so much.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Wait wait is that your name?
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Yeah, my name is Jessica.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well I know, I just keeping Okay.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
She looks at you and says, oh my god, thank
you for the gift. What is she talking.
Speaker 13 (13:30):
About this monogrammed purse, wait her new last name on it,
and like I was so confused. So I just like laughed,
like awkwardly and was like, oh, course, girl got you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Like, but the person who gave it to her is
probably at the party, right.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
I'm like racking my brain trying to figure out how
she got this gift from me, because like I didn't
buy it, you know, like that's like a plan ahead gift,
you know, to get it monograms and everything. But then
I realized there's another jess cut in her fringer. I
mean I don't really know where, but she was at
the Bridle show. She just said to leave early.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
So you claim to stop it.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
I mean I flowly took credit.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But the other Jessica is gonna find out, right.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
So here's what's so bad. To this day, the bride
still tells me about how thoughtful the bag was, and
she'll like bring it later when we go out.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Never talk to the other girl because she assumed she
never got a gift from.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Her, never said thank you yourself.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I mean I gotta think, you know, and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Well, it serves the other Jessica, right, for leaving the
party early and not asking.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
To follow up. But if she liked the bag, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
It's not even a very good friend if you ask
me so many money.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Those parties are so boring, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Honestly, we actually are on the other Jessica's side for
ditching on it.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Weally always have a group message and we're like, please,
everybody's steak because it's soul.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
To be there a fancy bag and leave.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, so you're taking credit for the other Jessica's monogrammed purse.
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Yeah, And I mean, I guess the lesson I learned
was always had a gift. So like, I have a
sinking candle and a blanket breading card in my car
at all times.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Okay, hopefully not the hot summer months because the candle's
not gonna last.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Yeah, but it's there in case. I mean something.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
You know, hopefully don't run into the other Jessica, like
in public.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
At some point you're shopping with your girlfriend and she's
got her monogram back.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Oh wow, So does it does it feel good to
get that confession off of your chest?
Speaker 13 (15:37):
It feels so good?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh man, that is dirty. I thought you were just
gonna like Alexis said, go in with somebody else on
the gift like, Hey, I'll veno you fifty bucks if
you let me put my name on that probably good
for you.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Jessica, take the opportunities that come to you and text
into seven eighty five to nine two. If you have
a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next
mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, It's.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Time for your phone tap, And today we call a
woman who was set up by her sister. She does
not listen to our show, so she's already a step
behind in her life, but she has recently started dating
again online. She matched with a few guys, gave out
her phone number, and now one of them is about
to call her.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Out of the blue excited.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
His name is Eric. He's a little nervous, but at
least he has some help on his side to understand
what she's really trying to say to him in your
phone tap right now. Hello, Hey is this Kendra?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Who?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Hey, it's Eric. We matched on on Hinge recently.
Speaker 15 (16:50):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Hey, yeah, so I know this is probably like awkward
just to call you out of the blue. But like
I know, we talked about meeting up for drinks, but
I just wanted to like chat with you a little
bit first over the phone. If that's okay, I've got
a few minutes awesome, and I'm hoping you're okay. If
Lucy joins us, she's my AI dating companion.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Sorry, I'm confused. I don't think I understand.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
No, it's okay. I thought everybody was using her. It
just helps men and women avoid miscommunication because, like you
know how sometimes it's hard to understand each other. We're
going to speak differently, I guess, so, Lucy, she translates
our words and tones to say what we actually mean.
Speaker 14 (17:39):
Wow, I didn't even know that existed.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, and actually she's listening to our call right now.
What So Hi, Lucy, I'm talking to Kendra, the girl
that I met on Hinge about our first date.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Translation. Eric is excited for your date and maybe what
happens after it's done.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Oh God, Okay, I mean, uh yeah, I guess it
is on my mind, but it's not the main thing.
Speaker 14 (18:07):
Okay, So wait a second, it's like listening and it
judges us.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Or well, no, it's more like an interpretation, So like,
what questions do you have for me? Oh my gosh,
you probably want to know about my work and stuff.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Kind of feeling put on the spot a little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh sorry, your profile said.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
You're you're a supervisor.
Speaker 16 (18:31):
Yeah, she's asking how much money you make?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Oh no, I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Let's just change gears. We'll focus on you, like, what
do you like to do for fun?
Speaker 14 (18:42):
To be honest, I'm scared to say anything right now.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
You don't feel that way, Lucy's harmless.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
Now, come on, I recently started doing yoga again.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
She's telling you she's very flexible and that could come
in handy in other areas of life. If you get
what I'm saying, whoa are you?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Okay, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Actually, can you.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Burn her off?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Please?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Wait? Turn her off?
Speaker 14 (19:08):
Yeah that's annoying.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Well sorry, I can't do that. I'm subscribed. But like,
why don't you like tell me about your family?
Speaker 14 (19:15):
I don't even think I should say much with her listening.
I'm really close. I'm really close with my family. I'll
say that.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Awesome, that's great. Like, do you celebrate holidays? Together with
them because I know we do.
Speaker 14 (19:28):
Yeah, we do Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
It's it's always interesting translation. Someone cries, someone drinks, and
someone threatens to leave, and it's always her.
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Are you kidding me? Okay, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Listen, Hey, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
I don't do those things okay at all?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
You know what, we shouldn't even talk about it. Let's
just change again.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Yeah, why don't you answer a question? What kind of
music for you?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
Into translation? She needs to know if you are emotionally
available or if you just listen to Joe Rogan podcasts
and create Oh my.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Are you that in absurd? Like I really really want
you to.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
Turn her off.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I don't listen to that podcast. If you're wondering, I wasn't.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
Okay, I just want you to turn her off.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, like I said, I really can't. But last question,
I just I want to know, like, are you seeing
anybody else? Because I'm just not into like dating multiple people.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
First of all, I don't know why you can't turn
her off, but like I will humor you. No, I'm
not into dating multiple people either. I was dating a
guy like it months ago.
Speaker 16 (20:36):
And then translation, we are he ghosted her and she
still cyberstalks his dog's Instagram.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What is okay?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Seriously?
Speaker 14 (20:44):
Like what if even like if you can't turn this off?
Like what you can't have a regular phone call, you
have to have this on? Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Honestly, Lucy's probably overstepping her bounds a little bit. Yeah
you think, But I think she's probably only saying it
because you're actually on a radio show right now called
Brook Jeffrey in the morning and you're being phone tapped.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
So are you serious?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Your sister Celeste asked us to do
this to you.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
Were you are gone? Are you ding?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
She said that you've been giving out your number to
a few guys on Hinge. One guy was named Eric,
and so she gave me his bio and everything that
we could mess with you.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
Translation, I forgot to put in his bio about the
weird ropes hanging from his headboard.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Wait, Lucy, okay, they're not weird.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
I should know you cybered me last night.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Oh my god, I am so gone with online dating.
Speaker 16 (21:38):
I heard that.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Uh oh, now you've made Lucy mad and I are.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
About to throw hand, bring it on.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Wake Up Every Morning was puone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the Morning Man.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Back in grade school, it was easy to tell if
someone had to crush on you because you literally just
passed them a note asking them to circle yes or no.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
That's actually a great point.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
And then, no matter what their response was, you actively
had to avoid them for the rest of the entire year. Yeah, ballad,
But as adults things get a little bit more complicated,
especially if your crush is a friend at work. Oh Man,
and one of our listeners says, the other night, there
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was a sign that maybe a romantic spark was happening
with her coworker, and now she wants our help to
gently nudge this friendship into more than that.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
How do we pass them a note though on the radio,
and your career.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Have to come with a better plan when we do
your awkward Tuesday phone call next, it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Awkward tension between two people
who were closely together. We don't know anything about that.
On this show's.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Sitting in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Every day, brook By the way, if you wore underwear,
you would have left it on my chair in the
ox booth. We were all thinking it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It'd be really big. I panties, I say, I like
a little tummy.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Control as a blanket.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Insatiable workplace LUs because one of our listeners, Maya, is
looking for some romantic advice about one of her co workers.
I'm hoping no undergarments are involved, but let's find out, Maya.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Hi guys here, I love your show.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You don't wear grandy panties? Do you so soon for
me to ask for that?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I am not a granny.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Okay, tell us about the co worker that you're having
this romantic tryst with. What's their name.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Or well, I don't know. His name is Derek. He
and I have always had a connection at work. We've
been like friends, and basically I developed all these feelings
for him, and every time I see him, it's just
like he lights.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
Up a room.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Cute.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
That's exactly what Brooke was thinking about me. You don't
have to keep throwing it my way, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That new feeling of just seeing the person the oh god,
it's just so good. It's such a good feeling.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
Like about a year ago, I kind of came up
with this plan where whenever he walks into a room
and whenever there's a group of us, I am just
going to do whatever I can to build the bond.
So basically I would always do my best to like
linger and stay there until it's just the two of
us in the room. And my idea has kind of worked.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Just wait it out.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He's in the break room and you like poke your
head around the corner, just like check on what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
No, I think she just stands next to him room
until everyone else.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Then handcuffs him to a chair so that he can't escape. Okay,
so he said that's kind of working.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I think it's been working.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Why do you think it's been working. I mean, it's
it's just so vague, like.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
How long games?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, I don't know that any guy would ever pick
that up as you liking them.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Oh okay, So last week we ended up finally going
out with coworkers and getting drinks.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Right, Okay, Okay, that's a good start.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Yeah, so I made sure again that I was like
the last one there was, Derek.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, this is a good start. Bar yeah, just the
two of you.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Alcohol's involved, huh, yes, but I made sure I just
didn't drink too much and he ended up crashing at
my place. Oh girl, yeah, so I do know that
he wears boxers. We did not hook up, but you
know he slept in my bed what with his pants off?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You didn't hook up and he was in his boxers
and he's in your bed.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Yeah, it was just like we I'm wore sweatpants, you
know what I mean, Like we just got.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, okay, attire.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Did you guys cuddle?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
We kind of did, we kind of didn't.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
You smoked cigarettes together, cigarette passed one cigarette back and forth.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Ever knows what happens when two adults.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Cigarettes anymore.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I'm just guessing. Yeah, it's not like, so what happened?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yeah, well, there was this moment in the middle of
the night and it was just so sweet and so tender.
He kissed me on my back in the middle of
my shoulder blades.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Oh interesting?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Is that Is that a romantic move?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I don't know, it's a first kids, Yeah, definitely it
was for me. It's like so intimate.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
All right, sure, but did you guys ever during the night?
Kid with lips instead of just back smooches.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
No, well her back.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, she thinks it's really sweet.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Body kisses can be very sensual. I mean, it's not
a horrible thing. It's just weird that that's his first
to figure.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Out what base that is? Like, is that like half
half the first base?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I think it's a bunch.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
It's a bunch.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's a bunch.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Dugout, she's not.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It doesn't matter. She liked it, liked it.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Has that led to anything.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
That's kind of where I'm a little confused, because you know,
we woke up it was really sweet, but going back
to work, I was hoping like he'd asked me out
and maybe ended up in my bed again, right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Right, more than just back.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Well, it kind of just like went back to the
way it was, And I'm just not sure how to
get back to the romanantic.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Have you guys not talked about it at all since
that night.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
I didn't bring it up to him because that's kind
of awkward, Like, hey, remember in the middle of the
night you did this, But he.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Sounds like an awkward guy. I mean, that's an awkward
guy move, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You're definitely in this weird in between friends and maybe
more than friends space. So what do you want to
do with your awkward call here?
Speaker 10 (28:25):
So basically, I guess I just want you to help
me point the boat in the direction of romance.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Romance, okay, romance, but the love boat I just came
up with that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
That's definitely not a fifty year old reference that we're
bringing it. We're going to give you some advice on
how to push your work relationship. Throw your boat down
the river of romance. Do it after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. If you had one shot
to turn a work friend into a boyfriend after one
back kiss, how would you do it?
Speaker 17 (29:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
This music is getting me pumped up, Jeffrey question.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
That's the question that we've been tasked with today. And
I'm being honest when I say, you really only have
one chance to do this right.
Speaker 16 (29:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Maya has had a crush on her coworker for a year.
They ended up hanging out together at a work happy
hour and where the final two left at the restaurant,
he ended up crashing over at her place, and even
though they spent the night in the same bed, there
was no romance, no lip to lip kissing. Yeah, a
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tiny moment, just right in the middle of the night.
He kissed her back once and then went back to sleep.
Now she wants them to be an item, and I
know how we're gonna do this. You do, We're gonna
have Brooke give you the best advice that you've ever heard.
Speaker 17 (30:13):
I am a person who has told countless boys men
that I have crushes on them.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
In my life, I'm gonna tell you though, my success
rate probably less than twenty five percent. But listen, you
gotta do what I shouldn't have done. Do the opposite
of me, because I just always come out with it.
I can't hold things in and then it's like awkward
and sometimes you get to thank you.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You know.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Yeah, instead of how you're feeling, let's talk about how
he's feeling. Maybe you say that you've noticed he may
have some feelings for you. You leave it real general,
and then maybe say maybe that's something we should talk about.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Wait, like that, I've noticed he has some feelings for me.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yes, trick him.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He kissed you on the back. He's got something going on.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Jose, What do you think, Well, here's what would work
on me. Tell him that you had so much fun
with him the other night and you want to do
it all over again, but only you two this time,
no coworkers involved.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, so just ask HI about it, ask him out
on the night.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
Well, I guess I have a question.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Yeah, once he said to say, oh, I've noticed that
maybe you have some feelings for me. Yeah, like, what's
the next step?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Then?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
What would you say? Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
For him to respond, I mean you could just even say,
am I reading that right?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Oh? Am I reading that right?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Remember brook is twenty five percent success rate whether you
go with Jose or Brooks advice. We're all really invested.
We're all reading for you. I'm going to dial you're
co worker Derek right now and hopefully convince him to
fall in love with you. Let's do this.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
I don't know what the L word.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Hello, Hey, Derek, it's Maya.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Hey, what's gone?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Hey? So I had a lot of fun last week
when we all went out with everybody from the office.
What did you think? Wasn't that fun?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
From what I can remember, it was fantastic.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I can't believe.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Some of the things that Nick said, but yeah, it
was a good time.
Speaker 18 (32:44):
It was a really good time. Yeah, it's just fantastic.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
You.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
Yeah, I had a great time. And do you like
remember in the middle of the night that anything happened?
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Wait, I didn't.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
I didn't pee on anything today.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Right, Uh no, No, it was really sweet. You know
you kissed me, but I mean not on the lips.
You just kissed I mean no they are either. You
just kissed me. Uh you you you actually kissed me
between my shoulder blades.
Speaker 20 (33:18):
Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
I mean, it's not that big a deal, right, Get
so Gotti?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (33:25):
No?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Yeah, is no, I'm yeah, I do not remember that
at all, and I am Oh you guys, I probably
shouldn't have even spent the night there, because yeah, I was.
I was just so out of it. So I'm very
sorry if you were offended.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
Actually I wasn't offended at all. I kind of I
kind of noticed that maybe you have some feelings for me.
And I mean, am I reading it right?
Speaker 18 (34:05):
What do you mean in my reading it right? What
do you what do you mean by that?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Okay, I'm just gonna say it. I had so much
fun the other night, but I was hoping we can
do it again and this time maybe just the two
of us.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Wow?
Speaker 18 (34:24):
Uh, okay, that's not what I expected at all. I yeah, God,
I thought I thought.
Speaker 15 (34:33):
You were gonna call because you just need to like
help with your spreadsheets, Like.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
No, actually I want you back in my real sheets. Wow.
Speaker 15 (34:51):
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You're on the radio with Brooke and Jeffrey and Morning.
Oh that's something you can't say on the radio. But
that's okay. We'll give you a penny. Sorry, we're doing
something right now called an awkward Tuesday phone call, trying
to help out Maya sort out what happened between you
two at her place the other night.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I think you know exactly what Maya wants now.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Yeah, they've been giving me some advice because I really
just have had a crush on you lately.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
And you couldn't tell based on the things you were saying.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Well, the back kiss made her feel like you were
trying to cross into more than a coworker ship.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
So is there any possibility that might be true? Oh wow,
not to put you on the spot or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But no, exactly to put you on the spot.
Speaker 18 (35:46):
No, No, just you know, on the radio and stuff. Yeah,
I look, I legitimately a lot of the other night
is very hazy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, so you don't remember the back kiss at all?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Oh god, oh god, but hold on, hold on.
Speaker 18 (36:03):
If I'm being honest, even though things were hazy the
other night, I probably have feelings too.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Really, I got nervous expecting that answer because I think
I might have feelings.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Let me have it.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Okay, sorry, sorry continues, Oh my.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
God, I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
I've ever This is like sometimes I could have expected.
Speaker 18 (36:39):
Yeah, but I'm like, but honestly, I'm a little bit
worried about running our friendship, Maya, and like the fact
that it's at work is I don't know, it doubly dangerous,
and so it's.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Like, doubly fun is what I.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
Don't Well, you know, I was just thinking that, you know,
if you wanted to ask me out. Oh the perfect moment.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Wait right right now on the show? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a good point. No one is listening.
Speaker 17 (37:21):
But you are so good at this, Okay, Derek, Derek,
this is your chance.
Speaker 18 (37:26):
Okayre uh Maya on the radio. You want to go
get subway with me at lunch?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Yeah, thank you said you like her?
Speaker 18 (37:43):
I do, I do. It's just you know, we're I'm sorry.
This has never happened to me before where somebody's asked
me to ask them out on the radio.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
Who I am?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Welcome, man, Don't let Brook get in your head, all right?
I think Subway is great. It's top fifty most roman
antick fast food chains in the country.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You got a very like what's the word unneedy person
to go out with right now?
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Is just happy?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
She's chill.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
You guys go to Subway together, and who knows, maybe
that turned into something else, maybe the baskin Robbins afterwards,
and maybe.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
We could end up going to Red Lobster for nighttime day.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Incredible little scheddar biscuit action with a back kiss on top.
Count me in.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
You can have a lot of cool experiences in life,
but there's nothing quite like going to a big music festival.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
The food, the.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Music, oh, that's kind of the point.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
And of course the people in attendance.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh best crowd watching ever ever outfits.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Sometimes I ask myself, what do I watch? The bands
performing on stage or the guy stumbling out of the
bubble tent looking at his palms screaming, my hands are spoons.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That guy what that guy, Jeff I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
You can see that.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
The crowds are so entertaining. We had to send Alexis
and Jose to the festival grounds over the weekend to
ask me those spoon handed people a simple question, what
you're doing at the music festival. We're gonna play the
audio right now. It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning, and
there's only a handful of events you can attend where
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people will happily pay twenty dollars for a six ounce
bottle of water, where there's no outlets anywhere to plug
in your cell phones, and the line for the porta
potti stretches two times around the earth.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, you can see in your bottle of water later, contrividation.
What a trick.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
It's not just a music concert, it's an outdoor music festival.
There was one in our town over the weekend where
thousands came out to hear their favorite artists and indulge
in totally not illegal activities. Never nothing, nothing over here.
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That's why we sent our own Jose and Alexis into
the swarm to ask the concert goers a simple question,
what you're doing at the music festival.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
What you're doing at the music festival.
Speaker 12 (40:22):
I'm here hoping to vibe to some good music, bro, and.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
You look a quip bro. I'm sorry, but you look
like you came from the eighties. Right now, my guy,
will you tell everyone what.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Are you wearing?
Speaker 12 (40:33):
I got some green shorts on, some short shorts, some converse,
I got a black jacket, got some riff sunglasses on.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
Tell everybody, why is it important to be fashionable at
a music festival?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
You know, you just got to express yourself. And that's
what going to music festivals all about, vibing to the music.
And what better way to do it than when you're
feeling yourself, you know.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Now, are you maybe doing this to attract the lady?
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Oh, that's always the planned, baby.
Speaker 12 (40:55):
I'm looking for some fine twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Baby, and some fine shorts.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
That's a new thing, right, That's what the kids are saying.
What's a red flag that turns you on?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
A red uh screaming?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Probably?
Speaker 9 (41:07):
Wait, okay, I'm not even gonna expand on that. It's
gonna stop that. That's good, you said, a red flag
that turns you on? Yeah, it's supposed to be like
a bad thing that you secretly like toxic trade.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, like a guilty pleasure almost in day exactly.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
And for him, that's a girl screaming help.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
There's all over.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's exactly.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
That's totally what he meant by screaming so dramatic.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
I'm going to break up now.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Always covered in an.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Those outdoor music festivals, be careful of the ants hill,
They're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
What'd you do it at the music festival?
Speaker 19 (41:45):
Hanging out with my friends, loving life and listen to
some sick music.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Is this your first time at a festival or.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, not my first festival.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, So say you're.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
To meet someone new you're tonight, do you have a
go to pick up line for.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Them or anything?
Speaker 19 (41:57):
Okay, I dropped my sunglasses. A stranger picked him up.
It was a very it's a bonding moment.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, that's kind of a move, though. You could fake
drop your sunglasses.
Speaker 19 (42:04):
Drop the sunglasses, drop a hat, drop your wallet if
you're feeling bold.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Anything O the wallet, anything you try that.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Your wallet at a festival.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
That's the worst advice.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I mean, it does feel like that he's just setting
himself up to do the bended snap.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yes, to drop something the wallet move does work on
Alexis one thousand percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I pick it up.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah, it gets her attention. Yeah, that's all that mapps.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Even the face of a shiny credit card, you can
have a false back.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
To throw it down.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Just look at the floors when you're at a festival.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
It's what you're doing at the music festival, where Jose
and Alexis were meeting all of the randos in even
more random situations to ask them a simple question, what you're.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Doing at the music festival.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Hi, Yeah, I already work in the area, so I'm
just kind of chilling. But I'm really excited to see
Slater later. And I also heard that one hundred gex
is gonna play.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Okay, so I should have said this first. I'm not
a big music festival.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
I would say that I'm here mostly for like the
like ed M scene, but also I'm really excited to
see Thundercat and he does like kind of like Jazzy.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
Hold on, I'm sorry to cut you off, thunder Cat, right,
I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm assuming he
does stuff with cats.
Speaker 11 (43:21):
I I do like cats, so if I get a
free cat out of the show, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
You seem so chill. You really.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
I feel like if I threw a cat at you,
you honestly would just what would you do?
Speaker 11 (43:32):
I would catch it, I would take it home.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
What would you name it?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Maybe noodle?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Okay, wait, hold on.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
Out of all the interesting band names, you just told
me you're gonna go with noodle as the cat name.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's boring.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
I like, I like food names for cats. I think
I think soup would be a good cat name. Porridge, Porridge, borage, it's.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
A lady after my own heart. I name all my
dogs after foods with bagel. Next one's gonna be Anaise.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh you should steal porridge.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
You know, por is weird?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I like noodle?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, I mean totally unrelated. But did anybody see the
band gluten Free Soup Porridge?
Speaker 7 (44:12):
They were performing there?
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yes, rock is what they're into.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
You guys going to the keen walk?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
What you doing at the music festival?
Speaker 20 (44:24):
I live a block away and I got a good
deal on the ticket, so so I'm here.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Can you hear it from your house if you want in?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
I hear the bass. That's it.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You walked on over? Is this your first festival? Or no, no,
I go here over here?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Is there any things that like turn you off at
a festival that you were to see someone in.
Speaker 20 (44:41):
Or like when everyone makes out a lot when in
front of us, especially with their tongue, and they don't
stop for several minutes straight.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Hey wait, let's look around. How many people do you
see me?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Nor? No but me and heard it?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Oh on.
Speaker 8 (44:58):
Other making out again?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wait, his own make up session turned him off at
the music festival, complaining about himself.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
They're making out with too much tongue. He stopped to
show the proper way to make out with somebody while
somebody else screamed, get in there, brother, Yeah, yeah, he's
in this annoying god.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
What you're doing at the music festival. We got your
phone tab coming.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
We're in mid July now, so naturally it's the perfect
time to talk about our New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh yay, I don't remember what mine were.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
I remember what a lot of yours were. Remember, Ashton
shockingly had a goal to lose weight, which don't know
if that was really a healthy idea for him, but
that was his Brooke wanted to gain twenty because I
remember in January she was wayfish, just like a twig
floating in the wind.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I've never been wafish in my life, so.
Speaker 20 (46:09):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
But our listener, Cappy, she had a resolution this year
to just make it on the show, to play win
Brooks Bucks, And after months and months of trying, she's
finally done it. Nice Am, I could not be happier
for you.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
I'm about to give you an OTPH right now, an
over the phone hug just to celebrate, Okay, bringing it
on three one two three, Oh squeeze. Okay, now that
we're all we're all in a healthy space right now,
(46:51):
let's just get to the game. Brook has sprinted out
of the studio.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
It's so bad.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
I can't imagine why. But let's go over the rules here,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as POSSI Well,
if you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat broke out right if you want
to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (47:04):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Good luck?
Speaker 10 (47:05):
Happy?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Your time starts now on this day. In twenty nineteen,
What Marvel Movie became the most financially successful film of
all time. Black Panther who was the only athlete to
play in a World Series and a Super Bowl. Bull
Bo Jackson or Deon Sanders, which East Coast state is
known as the mother of Presidents Delaware. What animal classification
(47:30):
does Avian refer to? What decade did automatic transmission become
available in cars? Thirties forties or fifties forties? Wow, Cappy
done like a true veteran there, well done. Brook's going
to come back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
I'm glad we.
Speaker 9 (47:46):
Didn't add an r and make her crappy after this
little incident happened.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah, thank goodness. But since we don't know much about you, Cappy,
let's go to the phone screener and learn. It says
here that you are a therapist, you have two kids,
and for fun, you enjoy laser tag and being outside.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I was just at laser tag with my son. It
was really fun. Yeah, and it was just us too,
because it was the middle of the week at two pm,
so nobody.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Else was this.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It was just me and he did so good.
Speaker 17 (48:19):
Really.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, he's little, you know, he's tiny, sneak behind things.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
You weren't letting him win.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, I never let my children win anything.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Okay, Wow, Cappy, do you agree with that?
Speaker 10 (48:29):
I always beat my children when I can?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
That's right?
Speaker 8 (48:32):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
The phrasing of that is a little odd, but I
always children, I can agreed.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Al right, Well we're in another healthy headspace's right, so
Brook it's kids. Okay, here we go. Your time starts
now on this day in twenty nineteen, what Marvel movie
became the most financially successful film of all time?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Avengers?
Speaker 5 (48:54):
Okay. Who's the only athlete to play in a World
Series and a Super Bowl? Bo Jackson or Dion Sanders?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Bo Jackson?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
What? Which East Coast state is known as the mother
of Presidents.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
May Massachusetts?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
What animal classification does avian refer to birds? What decade
did automatic transmission become available in cars? Thirties forties or
fifties fifties? Okay, there it is times up, the answers
are in, and it's time to go over to the
scoreboard to see how everybody did with our own. Jose,
I have a back case of Diania.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I have a case of Diania.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Of course we have that clip.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, just the day gets worse.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Cat, we got two in Brook only.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
What what is.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
It Avengers Endgame. B it's still Avengers.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Avengers is the first movie. It's a different film.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Did she get that right?
Speaker 5 (49:58):
She did not. No, you got a different one. But Cappy,
look at this resolution to just be on the show
and your first time you take down Brook. How does
it feel?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (50:11):
I had no expectation of taking down Brook.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yeah, I feel like you need to release some stress.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
No, let's just release the answers. Maybe because on this
day in twenty nineteen, the Marvel movie that became the
most financially successful is Avengers Endgame, which made two point
eight billion dollars worldwide.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Good movie, now my most hated movie.
Speaker 5 (50:31):
Only athlete to play in a World Series and a
Super Bowl would be Dion Sanders. He played for the
Cowboys in the NFL and for the Atlanta Braves in
Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Wow, bo, don't know, Diadley.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Apparently, East Coast state known as the Mother of Presidents
would be Virginia with eight presidents elected from there. The
animal classification for avian that refers to birds and automatic
transmission became available in cars back in the nineteen thirties,
actually nineteen thirty nine with General motors.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
That's early.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yeah, so cappy, it's amazing. Congrats you beat Brooke. You
win one hundred dollars, and just for playing, you also
get a pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners
taking on the Texas Rangers at T Mobile Park on
August third. Cool, Thank you, awesome. We're gonna be back.
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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