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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Monday, but you know what, we got a full
new hour for you, so you're gonna make it through
the day. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and
you have found the podcast. Yeah, and I got to say,
more men showering on this show should be given. Yo,
it's happening during the luser line.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, yes, got it, start showering.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
He didn't know where you were going with it would
be funny though.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we got a brand new second Date update. We
got all sorts of fun laser stories. But we always
love to read your comments. Alexis, what are some of
the favorites you're seeing?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I especially I love the random ones, which is what
I found. Leandro said, Brooke, please be my lawyer. Love
you guys. Brazilla's in the house. I think that would
be a choice.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I want to know what for. Also, I have questions.
I don't know, but I object. Am I doing good?
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I did watch a lot of Judge Judy growing up
because I was a latch key kid.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
So yeah, and uh, what was.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
The other one?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh well, I love that. I was already sorry, yeah,
there it is. Actually, let's get to this show. It
starts right now.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Experts say one of the best things you can do
for your mental health is get a hobby outside of work.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh yeah, it's great to have.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Broken Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, yeah, I feel
like the mental health of this country overall is pretty
good right now. But okay, you want better. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I heard therapists don't even have a job anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
The good news is it's finally summer, so a lot
of people have extra free time to find a recreational
activity they enjoy. The bad news is a lot of
hobbies are not cheap, like, for example, my equestrian polo league.
They require our mallets be made from crystallized dinosaur bones,

(01:55):
so it's.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Not the horses that are expensing, it's the mallets.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It's an investment. But you do what you gotta do
for happiness.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I never knew.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Plus, you have to have those cute hats to wear.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Absolutely. The thing is a new poll just came up
that asked what are the cheapest hobbies that someone can
get into, and we have the top five most popular responses.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Actually practically, I mean it's all I can think of,
is all five or hiking we're running.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, number five or agami, and there's plenty of instructional
videos on YouTube for how to do it. All you
need is one sheet of paper and you're good to go.
Get to fold it because you reuse it as many
times as you want. Number four rock collecting. Just walk around,

(02:43):
pick up some rocks, put them in your house. Now
you have a hobby and rocks. Number three writing. You
can keep a journal, do poetry, or even write some
fan fiction about Brook and Jeffrey in the morning if
you want to get saucy. Number two bird watching, which
Alexis already does with the feral pigeons behind her apartment.

(03:06):
And the number one most popular answer for a cheap
hobby you could easily pick up this summer is reading.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I on.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
A book for the first time in like fifteen years.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You could get him for free at the library.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh really, I'm going to send him.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, I know Brook loves anything by Carl Marx. I'm
more like a one fish kind of guy personally, but hey,
it's up to you. Reading is good no matter what
it is.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Getting that joke, No, it's Another.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Cheap option is listening to the shot collar question of
the day on our podcast available online. Where do you
get yours out? Broken, Jeffary, somebody that's there. I don't
know who's collecting that, but let's send it over to
our digital producer to give us more free trivia.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
On this day.

Speaker 11 (03:52):
Back in eighteen sixty five, the Secret Surface was founded,
a covert government agency created not to protect the present didn't,
at least not at first. It was created to bust
counterfeiters printing illegal money. So it's a huge problem. After
the Civil War went about one third of all US
currency in circulation was fake.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I imagine find it was so easy back then, you
just like draw it on a piece of paper.

Speaker 11 (04:17):
But since then, the Secret Service has expanded its mission
to include presidential protection, high level investigations making sure nobody
steals the White House Netflix password.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
But aar and DD, they aren't the only.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
Secret thing in the country. That's why today we're gonna
examine more of America's most infamous riddles and mysteries during
a special highly classified edition of twenty of twenty. So
you say number one through twenty, I'll describe a famous
secret or mysterious event from the past. You just have
to name it. To stay in the game. We'll start

(04:52):
with the woman who it's no secret her car is
due for service. It's Alexis, Alexis. This US government facility
is so secretive it wasn't officially acknowledged until twenty thirteen,
despite decades of conspiracy theories. What's the name of this
top secret location?

Speaker 9 (05:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I just got it at first. It's a location.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
How many government locations do you know?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Not a lot. I don't know, because he says conspiracy.
I'm thinking of some what's it called, like an alien thing?
But what's that place called?

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Area fifty one?

Speaker 11 (05:29):
Oh, she got there?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Okay, I was screaming in my head.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know. I was only twenty thirteen, though.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, I thought it was the factory in Brooks basement.
But okay, that's well though, Okay, that's not okay. Public
knowledge Number nine is off the board.

Speaker 11 (05:45):
How about a different number, give me too, brook This
undercover rodent spy first appeared on TV in nineteen sixty five,
wearing a trench coat and fedora while battling cartoon villains
with high tech gadgets. The show got a popular read,
but in the nineties named this classic. Hanna Barbara secret character.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh my god, I can picture them.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I think I got it.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's really tough. I mean there's Inspector Gadget has a
trench coat. Uh you know Carmen san Diego, also trench
coat wearing lady.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
But this one's a rodent.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
And the name of this rodent is Inspector Rat.

Speaker 11 (06:25):
Inspector Rat.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
It's kind of suspicious. You know so much about trench coats, bro.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
Yeah, the character I was looking for was secret Squirrel.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Is no idea who that is. I have never heard that.

Speaker 11 (06:38):
Sounds like they're good at their job. Jose to nine
have been chosen so far.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, let's go with five.

Speaker 11 (06:45):
This best selling book turned movie features a professor uncovering
a secret society contected to religious symbolism and hidden clues
in famous art name. This story built around a secret.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Professor fame r.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
I'm immediately thinking of my favorite franchise in the world,
National Treasure.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's in the art of the paintings.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
That's not a bad guess.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Oh, man, I just finished playing the game, so I'm
gonna shot in the dark, as ay Indiana Jones.

Speaker 11 (07:18):
Hosey says Indiana Jones. He is a professor of paleontology.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
I'm not the professor I was looking for.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
The answer was the da Vinci code.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh interesting, Tom Banks.

Speaker 11 (07:30):
Action for you, Jeffrey. You need to get this right
to continue the game. How about a number number thirteen, Oh, Jeffrey.
This high tech global organization featured in Marvel films is
known for keeping massive government secrets, including the existence of superheroes.
What's the name of this secretive agency?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
The agency?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh, it's not just called like the Marvel Agency in
the movie and the Avengers.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
I don't think that's what they're I think they're looking
for something else, and I think it's informance.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, that's darning. Uh yeah, oh man, oh oh, I
know the X Men.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
What the x Men?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'm not what I was looking for.

Speaker 11 (08:18):
I think that's a different thing.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, not sure.

Speaker 11 (08:21):
Are your secretive agency in the Marvel films is known
as Shield.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
That is what I was saying. Don't ask what it
stands for.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
It's probably a secret.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I just remember that.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Yeah, but that means Alexis.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Plenty of I don't know if I could have gone
another round.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Alexis gets to choose to get shocked while singing shake
It off by Taylor Swift. Who's gonna be Alexis.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm gonna go bro just because I know we because
of Snoopy Squirrel?

Speaker 13 (08:50):
What was that?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
You should make Snoopy Squirrel would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Because the player is gonna play play and hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey back.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
That is your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phones out coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
We have a winner. Oh it's Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning. Because you might remember, we covered this story
like months ago about one of the country's biggest cash
prize contests. That isn't the lottery, It's not Nathan's Hot
Dog Eating Show.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
It was the Lays do Us a flavor competition?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh yeah, where you got to make up a flavor
and then you'd win a bunch of money.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
They wanted people to submit their ideas for a new
flavor of potato chip, and they had the public vote
on their favorite.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
One what we get I think, and they would make
the chip.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
If yours was selected, they would make it and give
you one million dollars.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
That much.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Why didn't I was gonna say, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
The deadline, the voting already happened, and they just announced
their new winner.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
What's the chip?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Nobody saw the flavor that got chosen?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Actually no, I'm I mean my potato chip alerts haven't
been You.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Got to reactivate that. The newest Laised potato chip flavor
is bacon grilled cheese.

Speaker 14 (10:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Submitted by Paula George from Oklahoma. They say, Oklahoma, this
is this winning flavor is a savory, nostalgic ode, combining
two of everyone's favorites, bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Who is eating bacon grilled cheese sandwiches?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Oklahoma's well, my mom's.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
An Okie and.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
She just fries me Belowki's not not notorious for good cooking,
at least in my family.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, what do you think, Brooke? Would you scarf of
bacon and grilled cheese potato chip?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'm just I'm not into it. It feels so greasy, like.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
More greasy potato chips are supposed to be so dry.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
It's over the top for me.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh ok, sorry to our sponsor, Lays.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
In honor of Lais, will be doing laser stories that's
coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's
getting back into the performing arts with a new type
of event, a children's true crime puppet show. Their sock

(11:40):
puppets recreate famous crime scenes for kids. Wow, next week
Jack the Ripper, that's Jam.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's Strawberry Jam kids.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
But in real life, it was blood all thanks to
Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everybody else does, except we've
got a laser and those are their friends. Sickos, just don't.
This first laser story is out of Detroit. A longtime
County employee, forty six year olds Carol Newberson, was going

(12:11):
about her normal day at work.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
You have to be a longtime employee if your name
is Carol, is you know?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yes, Her supervisor gave her the good news she was
getting a ray hear, so the manager popped into the
payroll system, but instead of typing in her new hourly rate. Yeah,
they accidentally typed in Carol's employee ID number.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, tell me it's not seven.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, you've been a while. Fast forward to payday. Carol
logged onto her bank account and noticed she was one
point six million dollars richer.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
No matter what this quick feels like, put it in
an off shore account, quick Carrol.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yes, for one brief, glorious moment, she was a million.
Well actually for about seventeen hours, so more than a moment.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh, she didn't tell them.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
No one contacted her. The money just sat there staring
back at her.

Speaker 12 (13:06):
So she just kind of waited. It was like, look,
I don't want to snitch on myself. Wait and see
your pay notice.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
And maybe she's thinking, should she leave the country, maybe
open up a fantasy lama ranch in Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
My crimpo, unwashable, untraceable.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Unfortunately, no, none of that happened. The next day, she
felt guilty, reported it, and began the process of giving
the money back.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
O suck care. She's a nice person with good morm.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
They overpaid me once in a paycheck, not that much
really yeah, and then they're like, oh, sorry, so the
next two paychecks you're gonna get nothing.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Turns out the payroll system that they have is supposed
to have a multiple failsafe to prevent this kind of mistake,
but it hasn't been working correctly. In fact, this is
the third time it's happened this year. My gosh, so
because of that.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Fire, the person who inputs the number who's doing payroll.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Ye, you're right, ose two employees were five and another
was put on suspension. Meanwhile, Carol's bank account is back
to normal, but her fantasy Lama ranch in Costa Rica
still just a dream.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I hope she's a screenshot in her checking account. Just
impressed people.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, you know later my balance.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
This next leisure story is out of Dubai. If you
were conceived by a mystery donor sometime in the last
fifteen years, you might want to spit in a tube.
Why Because Pavel Durov, the billionaire founder of the telegram app,
is leaving his fortune to all one hundred and six
of his anonymous children.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
What canon is gonna have to do?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
The forty year old already has six kids with three
different partners, but he just revealed he also donated sperm
anonymously and is now the official father of one hundred
more children in over a dozen countries. He says every
single one of them does deserves a cut of his
estimated thirteen point nine billion dollars for Oh yeah, how.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Mad are you?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
If you're one of the six that are actually like
raised by the same I have to share it with
who yeah?

Speaker 15 (15:13):
More.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
When you do the math, it breaks down to each
kid inheriting one hundred and thirty one million dollars.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh my god, million.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I'm excited him like that. I used to send
me to buck dang it.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
I know who my dad is.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
There is a catch. They will have to wait thirty
years before they can touch any of it. Why the delay,
Pavel says, it's so they can learn to trust themselves,
live like normal people and not be dependent on the
bank account.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
So he's a good father to those one hundred and
six kids.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
So if your dad, I guess, if your anonymous dad
has a beard, is Russian and he owns a hoodie
with a crypto logo on it, you might want to
make that twenty three in me account a priority. Seriously,
story is out of China. Most people do not like
the idea of dynamic pricing because it always seems like

(16:07):
that's code for oh, you want this, Well it's a
little bit more expensive right now. Too bad you didn't
want it earlier?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Was that actually just the airlines last night?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Well, this is a concept that might be interesting. There's
a beer exchange bar in China with exchange the prices
there fluctuate according to demand in real time, just like
the stock market.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
So you got to drink the skunky beer if you
want to give a good deal.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Well, it's supposed to be a fun thing. Like there's
a large circular display in the middle of the bar
showing the current prices and rising beer is in red
with the falling ones in bloil market.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Okay, so it's like a Stockbros.

Speaker 16 (16:50):
Bar.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Well, maybe the best part of this is at least
once a month, the alarms come on in the bar
and it lights up with someone shouting over the loudspeaker,
which means you have only fifteen seconds to order a
special beer whose stock tanked to around only a buck.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
Yeah, I'm about that.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm like, I'm gonna keep holding my stock.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
I'm gonna ask you. On most days, though, the bar
can adjust the prices around twenty percent either way up
and down wiggle road to incentivize beer drinkers to try
the less popular bruise, while you might have to pay
a premium to have the more popular ones.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, basically, the fresh ones are gonna be more pricey
and the ones they need to get rid of.

Speaker 15 (17:34):
This.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Next lazer stories out of weather Watch if you haven't heard,
some parts of the country have been experienced in a
major heat wave recently and it's moving into this week.
So with that, the National Weather Service put out an
advisory warning people in areas with extreme heat to avoid
heavy foods or meals high in protein because they can

(17:55):
raise your body temperature.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh you actually get the meat sweats.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, you're saying hot bottl aert right there. You should
also avoid alcohol and coffee, even iced coffee, because those
drinks can speed up your dehydration.

Speaker 11 (18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
The NWS suggests you keep yourself hydrated with water. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Their service was such a good time. Ice cubes in
my coffee's water.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Also sports drinks, they say those are cool. And protecting
your skin by using sunscreen anytime you're outside. Yeah, and
I know this guy agrees. He's actually the spokesperson for
Copper Tone this summer, and he's looking for volunteers to
come rub lotion all over his shell or hydra glide,

(18:46):
whatever you got. He's not pitching. Means laser stroys has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it
again same time.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
On Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
It's one thing if a guy tells you he's good
at multitasking. Yeah, but today we heard someone actually prove it, wow,
when he left a voicemail doing multiple different things at once.
And yes, showering was one of them.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's not what I was guessing. Actually.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Plus, we love it when our listeners don't just hand
out the fake number, but give the person a specific
challenge to complete before calling into the loser. Yeah. Yeah,
so I'm not sure who came up with this weird
dare involving a popular snack food, but some guy actually
went for it. Wow, And we're gonna play his message
along with a bunch of other gems. It's coming up

(19:37):
right after.

Speaker 14 (19:37):
This you minute.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Is this the right number? It's a laser line.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
a rando approaches you on the sidewalk and tries this
charming pickup line on you. Hey there, jiggle queen. I
was watching you walk to the bus stop and and
I thought, gosh, you're so hot. Even my zippers fallen

(20:04):
for you. Whatever you do. Don't run away, Just tell
him his immediate family doesn't love him anymore. Then take
his phone and change his emergency contact to the loser line,
so hopefully he calls it in his time of need
and leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play in the.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Air that was so dark jat that man was so
old he deserved it.

Speaker 17 (20:28):
Voicemails like this one, Hey Brook, Sorry, don't mind the
water sounds. I'm just in the shower right now, getting
ready for work.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
Got a lot going on.

Speaker 15 (20:42):
But tried this a few months ago.

Speaker 17 (20:43):
Where lately I've been trying to multitask, you know, call
people while I'm tackling other chores, and you just happen
to fall on shower time.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
So lucky you.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
But yeah, anyway, just kind of.

Speaker 15 (20:56):
A life packer doing multiple things at the same time.

Speaker 17 (21:00):
Like did you know you can buy one of those
wireless USB toasters where you can actually past in your car?

Speaker 16 (21:07):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Right, I'm trying to get a hotplate that I.

Speaker 14 (21:11):
Can rest on my glove department to.

Speaker 15 (21:13):
Make eggs chew so I could knock on the whole
breakfast me on my commute.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
But I should probably go.

Speaker 17 (21:18):
The water's getting called right now, I need to tell
off and brush my teeth at the same time. Anyway
takes you around lunch by.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Adding USB's in the cars.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Not smart, dude, I want to cook eggs on the
way to work.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's gonna have like a griddle set up in her car.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
I think that's genius. This guy's my mentor in efficiency goole.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, I mean we know nothing about her, why he
was calling her or anything like that, but dang, do
we know a lot about his routine.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, Usually calling ladies while you're in the shower would
come off as creepy.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
But if this did work, I'm gonna call him back.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Actually, what I'm done before I play this next clip,
just remind everybody how this works. People all over the
country have our number to the Loser line. They give
them to strangers with no intention of actually going on.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
A date right seeing them, just to get them out
of their face.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Kind Yeah, so this next person you're about to hear
met this guy one time, just once. Let's see what
she has to say next message.

Speaker 18 (22:19):
High Marcus, it's me so little confession, full disclosure.

Speaker 14 (22:25):
I may have already sent a.

Speaker 9 (22:28):
Request to your mom on Facebook.

Speaker 18 (22:30):
Uh, just to I don't know, to link up and
to see what kind of Thanksgiving food your family does,
because like, once we're officially friends or whatever, like I
can tell her my diets head of restrictions because a
lot of the regular Thanksgiving food just like doesn't sit.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
Well with me.

Speaker 18 (22:44):
And well, yeah, so I'm sorry that was probably a TMI.
I hope I'm not getting ahead of myself here, but
I'm just like a really big planner and Thanksgiving is
going to be here faster than we realized. So yeah, anyway,
text me and tell your mom I'm excited to meet someday.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Why do I want to hook her up with multitask dude,
planned couple.

Speaker 12 (23:10):
I'm already offended for the mom, Like you're gonna change
the cooking of thingsgiving.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I don't know if her profile is cute enough, the
mom's gonna be like, oh yeah, it's a.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Smart way in.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
We're in the middle of a brand new Loser line.
If you're just joining us, you can find all the
favorite clips up on YouTube and TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey,
and every once in a while, if we get lucky,
a listener will give out the number along with a
strange challenge some instructions for what they should do when
they leave their message. Usually that's to a guy, because

(23:44):
guys will do almost anything a woman says if they
think there's a slight chance they're going to hook up.
And I think this next message fits in that category.
Let's hear it.

Speaker 14 (23:55):
Hey, Chelsea, So I did what you said. I picked
up some chocolate pudding cups from the store.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
And uh.

Speaker 14 (24:07):
Yeah, I don't know you sure you want me to
do this? Like I know you asked me to do this,
but honestly, I think it's I think it's a little weird.
I mean, just for me to eat pudding over the
phone for you to hear.

Speaker 16 (24:26):
But I mean I like you and if that's if
that's what you're into, I'm I'm down to try it
for you. So uh yeah, here we go putting away.
I don't know if you're gonna hear this creamy.

Speaker 14 (24:48):
My lips are sticky.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
It's a latinous.

Speaker 14 (24:54):
Oh god, what am I saying?

Speaker 15 (24:57):
Next message?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I do I do crave some chocolate Bardy.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
The listener who gave them that challenge hated us, but
we did.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I think just witnessed that guy's lowest point in his.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Entire life putting into a cust He realized.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
He's like, oh my god, I am eating. Putting over
the phone to impress a woman doesn't get worse.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
On YouTube ASMR. Some people make a lot of money
doing this.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
It struck him in the middle, like this can't be
a real work.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
What am I doing with my life?

Speaker 14 (25:28):
Hey?

Speaker 15 (25:29):
This is much I was the guy playing guitar in
the park the other day. You put this this paper
into my guitar case with the phone number. You wrote,
sorry about your luck and life. Let me buy you
a drink sometime. I love the music. First of all,

(25:53):
thank you for the compliment. But I need you to
know that I'm not homeless. I can kind of understand
why you might think that, but I promise you I
am really not.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
I have a home.

Speaker 15 (26:04):
I understand that I was looking a little rough that day.
I hadn't shaved, I was wearing that shirt. It's my
laundry week and I've gotten to it since. I look
better now again, this is not homeless. Love to see
you sometimes.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Doesn't have to defend your homelessness is probably not a good.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Chance to get it.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Does that mean our listener was trying to give the
number to a homeless person.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Messing with them. I don't think it was intended as
an attack.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
The probably thought it'd be silly.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, it's gonna go with silly.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
I remember to listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our YouTube page. We can
hear all of your favorite segments. Right there. We're gonna
do a.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Phone town brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
In today's tap, we call a guy who's attending a
surprise party for a good friend of his and about
thirty people are going to be there and he has
an essential role that he doesn't even realize yet. Oh really,
that's why I call him as the party planner to
tell him, Look, if you can't fulfill your duty, then
I can't let you into this party. And his duty

(27:21):
only involves one word. So how hard could it be? Well,
it turns out pretty hard. You're gonna hear in your
phone tap right now. Hello, Hi Martin.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
Oh yeah, it's him.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Who Hey Martin, I'm calling from the party planning and
funny my name is also Martin. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 9 (27:47):
I guess it's a coincidence.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, Martin, Meet Martin, Ali Martin. This is Martin. Good times.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
All right, what can I help? What can I help
you with?

Speaker 13 (27:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah right, Sorry, it's so our company was hired to
produce Sophie's surprise birthday party this weekend, and you are
clearly on the guest list. So I'm calling everyone just
to make sure that this party goes perfectly.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
Are okay? So what can I do to help the party?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Well, as you know, time wise, you're supposed to be
there between six forty and six forty five. You cannot
show up a minute earlier or a minute later, and
we'll have security at the door just in case.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
And this is more involved than I ever heard of,
like a little house party.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
But well, like I said, our party planning company demands perfection.
And that's why I need to hear your surprise voice.
So let me hear it.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
What what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You know when she comes in the door and she
opens it and everyone yells surprise. I need to hear yours.
So we're good.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Okay, that's that's definitely weird that you want me to
act to practice.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Well let's just give it a try, Okay, no pressure,
Just give me your best shot in three two one.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Surprise.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Did you know that we're practicing right now, because that
just sounded like you were saying it to some guy
who was delivering your food order.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
I mean, I'm saying it to some guy who called
me on the phone.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Well, I need you to pretend that you're saying it
to Sophie like you want to make her happy and
truly surprised at her big event.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
I know, but this is kind of ridiculous that I
have to do this.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Feel how you want, Martin, but it's my job to
be completely thorough and make this perfect. So if you
could please just give me your best surprise. Surprise is
that guy I was going to count you down, all right,
so he kind of ruined it. You know, you have
to wait for the right time if you get shout
surprised before she comes in the door. I know, I'm
just saying it because you said so, we're going to

(29:56):
try this one more time. You're sitting behind the couch,
Sophie walked sin and three two one surprise. Huh what okay, Okay, look, Martin,
I don't want to be rude here.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
You gotta be kidding me with this.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Nobody is gonna care how I sound. There's like thirty people.
It's all gonna be blended in Martin. That's where you're wrong.
A perfect surprise is like a choir. Oh my god,
all the voices coming together, and Sophie's gonna hear twenty
nine perfect voices and then your half hearted was you
gotta be joking? It sounds like ere from Winnie the
Pooh took a bunch of ambient after being put under

(30:34):
at the dentist for two.

Speaker 15 (30:35):
You know what I'm done.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
I'm done with your insults. I'm done listening into all
this stupid you're saying to me.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Okay, well, normally I don't do favors, but in your case,
I feel bad do.

Speaker 15 (30:44):
Me any favors.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
All you're doing is wasting my time.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, I just want you to hear how I say it,
and I.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Don't want to hear any more from you.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I'm about to hang up. Look, it's supposed to go
three too. One surprise. You're on the radio for a
prank phone call. Well, sorry, I need to put in
those extra words for context, or you wouldn't know what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (31:07):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Actually, the real surprise is on you because your friend
Cameron told us that you guys are both head to
a birthday party over the weekend, so he wanted to
have some fun with you. My name is Jeff from
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This whole thing's a
phone tap.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
I was about to kill you, man, you really kissed
me off. I was like, if this guy is at
some party, it just might be a problem.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Now that murder. That's a great surprise. You should actually
go with that. I don't think that's a good idea
stamp surprise. Happy Birthday, Sophie.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah, people would be shocked.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
The weekend every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
If someone gives you a present, no matter what it is,
you're expected to show your appreciation. Of course, however you
see fit. You could say, oh, thank you. You could
talk about how much you've always wanted something like this,
that's always the best, or you can do what I do.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
What the heck, Jeff that it's not how you say things.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Swap pants with them as a token of gratitude. Yeah,
but one of our listeners is worried that she messed
up after her date brought a gift, and afterwards she
sent him one text that definitely could have been misread
as being rude and ungrateful. He should have stuck with

(32:37):
the old surrouser trade off.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Why are your zippers so loud?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
You're gonna hear what happened coming up in your brand
new second date update, next second date update? Is it
okay to bring a gift on a first date? It's
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Take as long as
it's yes, small, thoughtful, and I'm a low pressure, like

(33:06):
a little quirky key chain with their name on it,
then why not.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Like a small dog?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Well that's a lot of pressure, okay.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
All right.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
You want to avoid something that's too expensive, nothing too
over the top romantic, because the goal is to just
be sweet, not serious.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
If you can link it to some inside joke you
already have, it's even better.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Absolutely, and our listener Alison mentioned a gift was involved
in her first ADID recently. I don't know the parameters
of it or what exactly happens, so let's talk to
her about it. Allison. Hey, thanks for joining us.

Speaker 13 (33:41):
Hi, thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
What did you get us as a gift? Oh well,
I'm just saying I thought that she was into gift giving.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Okay, well, before we get to the gift, let's start
with who's the guy we're calling and how did you
meet him?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Well?

Speaker 13 (33:55):
His name is Corey, and I met him on a
dating app.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I'm so curious if you were the gift giver or
receiver in this situation.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
I was actually the receiver.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh okay, It's weird that.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
He would give a gift and be that excited about
a date and then not be calling you back to
another one.

Speaker 15 (34:15):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
So it was kind of my idea.

Speaker 15 (34:18):
I told him that he.

Speaker 13 (34:20):
Should bring a little gift to make a first impression.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Oh oh, oh, you asked for it. Okay, that really changes.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yeah said not calling, Like, why you're on the phone.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
It's good to have a woman who knows what she wants.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
How did he receive that? Did he laugh? At first?
I would think that someone was joking.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, it was a little bit of a joke.

Speaker 13 (34:42):
But also, on the other hand, it's also like, well,
why shouldn't guys come with a little offering, you know,
nothing big, nothing too crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, I think you're.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Right, but naturally, like the guy should already show up
with something tiny, not joke from guys, What did you
want him.

Speaker 13 (34:58):
To bring you the thing?

Speaker 9 (35:00):
It's up to him. I think it'd be cute to
kind of figure out, like what is he.

Speaker 13 (35:03):
Going to bring to impressed? But I also told him
nothing too serious.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Okay, so this is more fun. You're not going in
with big expectations. You're just trying to see how his
brain works and what type of item he's going.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
To get for you.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
He gets something else, yeah, okay, So what did he
end up bringing for you?

Speaker 13 (35:22):
A cinnamon roll scented candle.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
And nothing says romance like cinnabon.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Like Grandma, but it's safe, right Yeah? Yeah, he doesn't
love the smell of cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
What was your reaction to that?

Speaker 9 (35:38):
I got it funny.

Speaker 13 (35:40):
I mean, throughout the entire date, I started calling him
the se big fragrance energy.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh okay, okay, an inside joke.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Honestly, it's pretty smart of the guy too, because now
anytime you smell cinnamon rolls, you're going to think of him.

Speaker 13 (36:01):
I did ask him, like why he chose the cinnamon
rolls scent, and he was like, oh, I imagined you're
smelling like this, which I thought was kind of cute.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Do you work at a mall?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Is that maybe?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Why like that?

Speaker 13 (36:18):
No, I don't.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
I don't know why I invented it.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I think he probably couldn't come up with another reason.
And he was just blurted out whatever one of the
checkout asle basically.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Okay, take us through the rest of the day.

Speaker 13 (36:31):
I mean, we weren't only talking about candles, but he
let me text him a candle recommendation list because I
got into candles a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Wait, could he have been insulted by that?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Like maybe like the implication is, here's a bunch of
other candles you should buy for me. Are the flavor
that you chose because you're wrong?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I mean, I think I would have been insulted if
I gifted a candle and then I got set back.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Anything you give someone a ring and they're like.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Here's better rings.

Speaker 13 (36:58):
Yeah, I didn't think it offended him when it was
like happening when I said it to him, because we
were laughing and stuff. Okay, but then at the end
of the day, I was open for a kiss because
it was going so well, but he just gave me
a hug, and then I was like, Okay, well, maybe
he's still being a gentleman or something, because I thought
he was going to ask me in the next forty

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eight hours to go out on the next date, but
he didn't.

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Like maybe he actually was offended.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Like you guys are saying, did you tell him that
he had to bring a present on the next date
at any point?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
No?

Speaker 15 (37:28):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 13 (37:30):
It was kind of like a one time thing.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah, but with the list that you send, in his mind,
it might be implied that he's expected to show up.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh my gosh, what are you saving up for a candle?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Or that's all He's like, I just need twelve dollars
twelve bucks. Really, yeah, he's righting out guying multiple candles
on your list. It could be a big problem.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
So see, you.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Overwhelmed him with wax.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah you expected a date within forty eight hours. That
hasn't happened. How long has it been?

Speaker 9 (37:59):
Maybe a week?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Okay, okay, and you ever heard anything?

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Nothing?

Speaker 13 (38:04):
And you know, I'm just point because I really do
like him, and he's really freaking cute, and I really.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Thought we had something, and it's easy for you to
reach out to and be like, oh my god, look
at my cute candle.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Here's a picture of it in my house.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
That once you can't keep I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, every time you used the candle, I had.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
To blow it out for ten minutes. But I'm back.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yere's another don't blow a candle out that soon? My husband?

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Did you do that?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Did you not properly candle?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Have you texted him a picture using the candle?

Speaker 9 (38:31):
I did?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I did?

Speaker 13 (38:32):
I mean the first time, it makes sense, but then
that was like awkwardly the last thing that was texted.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
It would be kind of funny if you took your
candle with you everywhere you wait and set him updates
like here's the.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Candle on the bus. No, don't do that at the
gym together.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
No, okay, let's not laugh. This was a very very
cute gift, and I feel like there is a really
sincere reason that he's not calling.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
You're getting serious, Sorry, Jeff, I didn't sure making.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Jokes of true romance. So let's try and do this
the right way. When we come back, we'll call Corey
and get you your second date update. Right after this
second date update, imagine sticky sweet sugar melting into ribbons
of cinnamon spice, with the aroma of buttery dough rising

(39:27):
into the air like temptation itself.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh wow, I think I'm pregnant.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Did you just make that sexy somehow?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
This son doesn't just smell good, it seduces the room.
What I just described was a gift our listener. Allison
received on her first date, a cinnamon roll scented candle
from Corey.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Most people think of Grandma's, but not Jeff.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Where my mind goes. But afterwards, Corey has disappeared, just
like a box of cinnabon left in our break room.
The one thing Alison things she may have done wrong
is send him a list of other candle sense that
she likes, which even Brooke agreed is a little bit presumptuous,
Right Brooke, I could see.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
It being red wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I don't think that that was her intention, But yeah,
you know, I have a husband who loves candles, and
he has a long list of his favorite sets.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
How to care for the candle, how to cut the wick.
There is a lot of rules.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
My rule about candles is whatever you do, don't eat it. Yeah,
and it's a tough one. I have to remind myself
every time. I know, Allison, you didn't do that right,
You didn't bite into your samoneral candle.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
No, no, no, no, no, okay, good, all right, we
need to ask our listeners.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I mean, that's true. You never know what happens on
these second date updates. People end up doing weird stuff
we never thought of all the time. So let's call
Corey and find out if he's a candle fiend, just
like Brook's husband. Here we go, Dial's number right now. Hello, Hey,

(41:11):
we're looking at to speak with Corey.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Speaking.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Is this Hey, this is a radio show.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, what's up Corey?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Super cool radio show obviously based on what you've just heard. No, Brook,
super sure. But we're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
I'm just looking for you.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
So many people, Yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
I hope you what's going on.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Well, this is a segment that we do. It's called
Second Date Update. We're trying to help out one of
our listeners who's asked us to reach out to you.
A woman you went out with recently named Alison.

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
First impressions about Alison.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
She's an interesting girl. She's definitely a quirky person.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Interesting are good things, right.

Speaker 10 (42:03):
Not always?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Okay, we we know that something must be up because
you have not reached out to Alison trying to arrange
a second date, and she just is a little confused
about why it hasn't happened.

Speaker 10 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
I think she's just she's a little odd.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Allison's odd.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Yeah, she's a little odd. She had asked for me
to bring her a gift to our first date.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, I mean she told us about that, and actually
she said she really appreciated the gift that you got her.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
Yeah, oh she did.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, yeah, Miss Cinnamon roll Kandle.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yes, I mean, okay, is that the reason?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Well, no, so she I don't know if she told you,
but she actually in fact got me two gifts.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Wait, she brought you something that at all?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
To be honest, she kind of surprised me because I
I was really the only one who's going to be
bringing a gift.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But I love that she set him up like here,
we give me a gift to test him, and then
she had a gift to you.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Guys don't get gifts very often. It seems like that
would make.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
You feel special, right, Why are you framing it as
a bad thing?

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Well, it wasn't so much like the idea of the gift.
That was the gifts that she brought that made me
feel the uneasy uneasy.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh, I am so curious as to what she Probably
not the right stuffed animal.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Hopefully it's not her baby teeth that she's been saving.

Speaker 14 (43:34):
For the right.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
What was the gift?

Speaker 15 (43:42):
So?

Speaker 9 (43:43):
The first one, it was a rock that she found
on the sidewalk that morning, A rock.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I could be kind of funny, like is it shaped
like a heart or something?

Speaker 13 (43:52):
You know?

Speaker 9 (43:53):
No, just a rock. And I just thought weird taking
it because she said it was her lucky rock and
she has given it to me like it has no
meaning to me.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah, but she just found it. You can't be that lucky, you.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Know, It's not like it it was lucky for that day.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeaht Yeah, So a.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Rock that she found this morning. What was gift number two?

Speaker 9 (44:16):
The second gift she handed me was like a homemade
coupon book. I don't know, one of those.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, yeah, Like this is good for one BackRub, this
is good for all.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Do the dishes they're usually sexy things.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, well, they're usually things in relationships.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 10 (44:33):
One coupon was for one good existential conversation. Another one
was about like a midnight call where we talk about aliens.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Aliens specifically.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
You can't talk about those at lunchtime. It's only a conversation.

Speaker 10 (44:54):
The other one was one deep discussion about the meaning
of socks in society.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Oh your feet, I do a bit of joke.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I mean that sounds funny, yeah, well also kind of romantic.
Do you know was it a joke?

Speaker 9 (45:10):
I mean, she's a bit wooo, so it seems like, oh,
probably on brand for her. I just kind of like
kill the mood.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
So doesn't turn them on, Jeffy, it does you.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Well, I know how to bring the mood right back up,
and that's by letting you know that Allison is on
the other line right now, listening, waiting to talk to
you about alien conspiracy theories. So go ahead, Allison, what midnight?

Speaker 14 (45:35):
Hey Cory, Alison, what are you doing?

Speaker 13 (45:41):
I really thought the date went great, honestly, and I'm
a little shocked right now that you're finding that little
coupon book I made you weird. I think it's fun,
especially like the socks of society, like SoCs are underrated,
Like they say a lot about culture, personality, like way
more than people realize.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
Okay, it just was a bit odd for the first
time eating Allison.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
It's a little strange that you didn't bring it up
with us.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
I didn't you guys ever really add.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
About the existential coupon book.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Well, I mean, I agree with all of the things
that you're saying, but putting it into a cupeon book
on a first date, I think that's the part that's
a little odd.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
But that's why I thought it was a joke though,
Like were you kidding? Were you being.

Speaker 15 (46:26):
Lighthearted above the aliens?

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Yes, like we can have that call anytime, oh okay,
everything else.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
So she's just joking about the time frame when she
can have the alien discussion and not just midnight anytime
of day.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
But you are down to chopping up.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
About alien It is funnier when you say aliens at
midnight for some reason delivery their time zone is okay.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Corey, does that clear it all up for you?

Speaker 9 (46:50):
I mean, it's it's pretty much what I thought.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, I don't know, you date somebody like her,
and maybe your mind opens up to some new ideas
and some new experiences.

Speaker 13 (46:59):
Yeah, I can. I can open your mind and all
that good stuff.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, just going to day with me.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
She's rubbing to Himmalayan salt lots right now.

Speaker 9 (47:12):
My mind is pretty open. But I don't know, it's
just a bit much. I mean, come on, what about
big fragrant energy guy.

Speaker 14 (47:21):
Right b f E.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
I mean if I'm not feeling it, I'm not feeling it.
I'm sure, like that's true.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I mean, Allison, if this is how Corey feels, maybe
he's not the right guy for you. You need somebody
that matches your same vibe, your same energy that you're
looking for.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
She needs to find a right sock to her left sock.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Jeff romantic, but I like him.

Speaker 13 (47:45):
And I mean, I didn't even tell you. If there's
another coupon in there, that's one free awkward hug.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Awkward one O. You guys can hug and be like, no, no,
that was way too good. We just to make it weird.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I feel bad day, it's so good. You don't want
to pass up that opportunity because we would pay for
you two to go out on another date. If you'll
agree to it. Just give it one chance.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Awkward kid.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Oh, it's so funny.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
I actually think your host should go on a date
with her because he seems really excited about a lot
of the things she's saying.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Triple awkward hug.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, anybody else wanted.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Even though this didn't end up working out, there's not
going to be a second date. I do think something
positive came out of this. We were able to figure
out that you're two different people after two different things,
and that's okay.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
Yeah. Can I just say, like Corey, you can't use
that coupon book with anyone else.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
It only works with me.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Oh, she's gonna get jealous.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
I think that's the deal.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
He's already thrown out the book.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Working Jeffrey in the morning. Honestly, I don't know why
she's being persecuted for being creative with her.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Cuban, but oh, you're on your side out.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Most of the time, cubons are like one free back rub,
one day of me doing chores naked in the house,
and those are so old and played out. It's nice
to hear someone actually put some creativity and like shake
it up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Dude. I want to do the sock one, like, when
when do we do the sock segment? Let her on
and just let her go.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
That would be fun. But of course, you know us men,
we don't like new ideas or creative shakeups to our
normal routine. We're simple creatures who like the same old
crap over and over and over forever till we're dead.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Somehow someone's gonna say, Brook, why are you saying such
mean things about men?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, jeff that's me. I hate us and you can hate.
Listen to us online wherever you get your podcasts, they're
up at Brook and Jeffrey. Or if you ever need
help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call
that person who's not calling you.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
When you think of the biggest events in global sports,
there's the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh for sure, the Olympics, yes.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
The Puppy Bowl, and of course Brooks kids softball game
where she flashed the fourteen year old umpire and made
two other children cry.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Was on our side.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
That was a celebration.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Nobody blames her for that. But somewhere in that mix
of sporting events is the International Soccer Championships, where people
from all over the world came to watch their favorite
teams battle it out on the pitch. And that's why
we had to send Jose and Alexis to the stadium
so they could ask the fans, what you doing at
the International Soccer Championship.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I am willing to take my top off there too,
if a ref needs it. I'm saying, he's so.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Generous, but we're gonna play the audio. It's coming up
right after this picture, a massive stadium packed with thousands
of screaming fans, shirts off, faces painted voo Boozella's Voo
boo zellaing. And I know what you're thinking, but no,
it's not what you're doing at Senior Center water aerobics.

(51:13):
It's what you're doing at the International Soccer Championship, where
soccer lovers from all over the globe came to watch
their favorite teams play for hours and score maybe one,
possibly two goals if it's a really exciting.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Excuse me, it's a ninety minute match, hours like an.

Speaker 14 (51:34):
Hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
I'm including halftime.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
You will definitely see a flop and a grown man
pretend to cry every three minutes, so that's something. And
with that type of high octane action, plus an international
championship on the line, we have that's important. We had
to send Jose and Alexis down to the stadium to
ask the passionate global soccer fans a simple but powerful question,
what you're doing here?

Speaker 7 (51:58):
What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships?

Speaker 8 (52:01):
Just here to watch some of the Argentine players.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
You know, Cleonavas the boy.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Yeah, from Argentina.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
So you're from Argentina. I live here? You live here? Okay?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Because I was gonna call you out, like.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
What are you a fan?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
But you're like from there?

Speaker 8 (52:14):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Okay, So let me put a scenario then, let me
let me throw a conflict at you. Let's say your
cousin's wedding was today.

Speaker 8 (52:23):
I'll go to the game to the That's good because
it's is your cousin.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Now, let's say cousins funeral. Oh, that's a hard one.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
It's harder.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I'll let you think about it. I'll go to the game, okay, okay,
one last one, because.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
This is an International Soccer championship. Your child is being born.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
I'll name them after a player, but I'll go to
the game.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Okay, one more there's a zombie apocalypse and the walking
Dead are bearing down on you. Do you get in
the helicoptery?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Do you stay and watch the game?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Watch life?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh my god, I hope he doesn't actually have a
daughter one day and she hears this her funeral.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Seemed like the easiest yes, because you always say my
cousin wanted me to go to.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
The wedding and the birth. Are not going to be
situations that anyone says that.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships. I'm down
here with my family, just enjoying the game for Athletics
Covid Madrids. Okay, are you a fan because you're not
in any soccer gear.

Speaker 11 (53:27):
I just came from work, so this is kind of
a chied matsy and green and bluees best I could, but.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Oh that's what the all green is ice you're going
for a color scheme.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I'm trying to least someone.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
So despite the non jersey, you are a big fan
of course every game.

Speaker 19 (53:41):
So I have to asked, what would you say to
people who say American football is better than soccer?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
American football?

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Like, wait, did I say that right?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I mean European football?

Speaker 13 (53:50):
Wait?

Speaker 19 (53:52):
No, wait, I mean now, I'm confused. Now the football
that you throw like on the field here NFL? Okay soccer?
Wait no, let's start over.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
What's better football or soccer soccer?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I don't know what happened after that, Alexis, you should
win the Edward R. Murrow Award for Excellence in Reporting.
That was just the class you can get.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
It is not her fault.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
There is no way football should be called football American football.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Because you don't use your feet except to kick the.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Ball through the field goals to start the game.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Like two people that use their feet like that's not
even they shouldn't count.

Speaker 12 (54:33):
I think the real trick we learned is all you
got to do is ask Alexis a question back after
she asked you a question.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Yeah, and bow will break Alexi.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
It's what you're doing at the International Soccer Championships, where
Jose and Alexis were down at the stadium right before
first whistle to ask the fans a simple question.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
I'm here to watch my team. Let's go Madre to win.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Now, Bro, I'm looking you up and down and you're
wearing like a flower hoodie.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Bro, where's your.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
Jersey at I left it at home because it's dirty.
Wait a minute, hold hold up, I thought you're supposed.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
To still wear it if it's dirty.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Brough, You're gonna look clean for your team, but you're
not gonna look dirty for the other team. Okay, I
like that, all right?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
So what do you have to say about your homeboy
here wearing the other team's jersey and gray sweats.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
He looks like a homeless and he doesn't belonging.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Your friend just told you you look homeless and don't
belong What do you have to say back to him? Bro?

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Your eyebrow sons.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Not as easy to change.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
The eyebrow.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Got dark.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
I hope friendship survived.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Call me homeless all you don't you talk about my eyebrow.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
That man's gonna have an eyebrow complex for the next
two decades, not evenly.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I bet they didn't even go to the game.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
No, he went right to the salon and got a
micro bload. Fix that right up? Good lord?

Speaker 5 (55:53):
What you doing at the International Soccer Championship?

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Dude, we got this.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
You're really confident.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
We're gonna get killed. We're gonna get killed, but you've
got it going hot.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Okay, so you're already planning on your own team getting killed.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
We're done, we're done. But listen, what if we show up?
What if we keep it under five? Let's keep it
under five.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Okay, that's what will make you happy today?

Speaker 4 (56:15):
That a few cocktails?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Okay, what's the.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Point in coming if you know your team is gonna lose?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
There's hope. What if we pull it off? Shock the world.
Let's shock the world.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
But you just said the team is done.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
You're gonna know you you're putting words in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Can we run the tape?

Speaker 8 (56:29):
A We're gonna get killed.

Speaker 10 (56:34):
Again?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
The man is all over the place.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Yeah, tell me you've been drinking all day without saying
I've been drinking all day.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Really, tell me you're the worst hype man ever.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
My team is coming out.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
That's the thing. You can't be honest.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yeah, I did like Alexis's question, what's the point of
going if you know your team's gonna lose? It's the
motto of the Jets and drink.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I did forget there was hot. Four men there always.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
That's what you're doing at the International Soccer.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Championships Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
You ever know you're about to sail straight into a
disaster and you go screw it full speed ahead, And
that might be the case today with our listener Tara,
who is zero to four against Brooke, never won, she's
not sure she ever will.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
What's your last name?

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Bull?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Terrible?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
It was actually good. I mean it was really good, Hybro,
But I liked it.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
That's the thing. Tara's calling in again, saying, I don't care.
I'm plowing straight into this iceberg and I'm gonna take
everyone down with me because she just retired and has
nothing to lose. So welcome back to the show. How
we feel in today?

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Good good. I just thought if I lose, I'm a
winner anyways, because I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Way to rub it in.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Yeah, no regrets in Terra's life. Let's send Brook out
of the studio so we can get to the game.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (58:21):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Good luck? Your time starts now today is National Pink Day?
And did you know flamingos aren't born pink? What color
are they as babies? When referring to it? Blt a sandwich?
What does the A stand for in Super Mario World?
What's the name of his small friend with a mushroom head?
What famous food product is known as Milk's Favorite cookie?

(58:46):
What type of fish inflates itself with air as a
defense mechanism. What is the name of molten rock before
it erupts from a volcano? Okay, can we get the
answer one more time? Your phone was breaking up to
the fish that inflates itself with air?

Speaker 15 (59:03):
Fish?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Okay, thank you for clarifying that. Now Brooke is going
to come back into the studio here. And like I said,
Tara is retired. She just retired from delivery work. And
now she says, all that she does in her retirement
is dinners, dancing and vacations. Sounds horrible delivery now, I

(59:25):
bet you wish you were back into packaging viz Now
after that?

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Oh yeah, every day, that's so awesome.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Were you hoping to travel to.

Speaker 9 (59:34):
Our our next hopefully Cabo Fun.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
There's a restaurant outside of Cabo called Flora Farms.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
You should mark it down.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
Go there, Flora Farm.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You have to kind of drive past.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
An old, kind of abandoned maybe some medplant I'm not
quite sure.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
But it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Once you get there, once you bribe the cartel three
hundred dollars to let you through the gate, it's gonna
be a good times.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Take the bags off over your head.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
It's so pretty.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Look at up, look it up. You'll love it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
We're jealous, all right, Sarah, you sit t Brooke. It's
your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Your time starts now. Today is National Pink Day. And
did you know flamingos aren't born pink? What color are they?
As babies?

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
White?

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
When referring to a b lt A sandwich? What does
the acevocado in Super Mario World? What's the name of
his small friend with a mushroom head?

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
My god, what's his name? Shrew me me, I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
What famous food product is known as Milk's favorite cookie
chocolate chip?

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Oriole?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
What type of fish inflates itself with air as a
defense mechanisms? Okay, yeah, sorry, excited about it too, But
let's go to the scoreboard to see you bol did
with Jose. Surely you can't be serious. I am serious,
and don't call me Shirley.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Tarah. You got to correct today.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Yeah, not terrible, but you're already winner.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Remember Brook you got three.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Cars oh and five all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Time, Terra, I just remember his name.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Toad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Let's go over the answers for every but it's National
Pink Day. Flamingos aren't born pink as babies. They have
gray feathers. They turned pink over time from eating all
the shrimp and algae. Actually, when referring to a B
L T a sandwich, the A stands for avocado. In
Super Mario world, his small friend with a mushroom head
was toad or toad stool would have also been accepted.

(01:01:36):
The famous food product known as Milk's Favorite cookie is oreo.
The fish that inflates itself with eras a defense mechanism
is called a puffer fish. Oh, I don't know what
type of blowfish that I must be a nickname audi.
And the molten rock before it erupts out of a

(01:01:57):
volcano is called magma. Once it comes out, then it
is considered lava.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
They even sing about blowfish and the Little Mermaid and blowfish.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Blow Yeah, no, no, you don't have to get X
rated on us. Brook. It's fine now, Tara. It was
not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are giving you two tickets to see the Mariners
take on the Kansas City Royals on July third at
T Mobile Park.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
Awesome, thank you, yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Right, Well, enjoy retirement. It sounds dreamy. Are you worried
about getting bored?

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Nope, yep, Hey Tara, you're awesome. Come back and play
again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Block the same time

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.