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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a new full show for you that starts
right now today.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So much for being here with the podcast, And apparently
Alexis wants to start with our.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Comments since today is what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes, and Hannah Stanford commented, hope you guys are having
fun and making dumb decisions so you have entertaining stories
to tell us during What's on your Mind?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh you know, I will say a little teaser for
what's on your mind is I did run into Jeffrey
and he did witness me get kicked out of a bar.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You're so good to hear what that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is all about coming up? And also a brand new
second date. We got lots of fun and the show
starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Raise your hand here because it's radio. If you like
to enjoy a mid day nap broken Jeffrey in the morning,
I asked, because there's a brand new study that's out
saying that if you really love to nap, yes, it
could kill you, So good for you not according to
(01:02):
science Brooker. It's a study from the Associated Professional Sleep
Society right here in our own city that included over
eighty six thousand participants.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Please tell me it's like naps over a certain length
or something could kill you.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, apparently there is a difference between short nappers and
long nappers. Short nappers are thirty minutes or less. So
which one are you, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm fifteen. I do my coffee naps.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You drink the coffee before and then it hits you
while right as you wake up, I'm fifteen.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
We're gonna get to the problem with that in a second.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
But the research shows that taking longer naps is associated
with higher mortality rate. If you take naps on the
weekends from one to three or eleven to one, like.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
A two hour nap.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Apparently that's like pre signing your own death certificate.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Why why that's what they say it happened?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh, I thought there was like a res.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well research it'd say it most likely has an underlying
health condition that's causing you to need to nap so much.
But the short nappers, though, thirty minutes or less, it
has a surprising impact on your longevity in.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
A good or bad way.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Jazz in a good way. Oh, as long as you
don't mix it with.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Alcohol or caffeine, which completely negates it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How do you say it?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Wait, you just gotta try.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
That's information that's out there right now. So the researchers
say all of that could benefit from a quick zap
to the.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Neck with the shock college question of the day.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So let's just do what the medical experts want and
send it over to our digital producer for some sweet
shock therapy in trivia.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Let's do it as we speak. One of the world's
oldest and most prestigious sporting events is taking place across
the pond. It's the tennis tournament Wimbledon. Wo Out of
the big four tennis slams, this is probably the most distinguished.
Some might even call it hoity. Not me, but some.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Yeah, at least I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Would say double toyy Oh.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
No, I don't know, because is there anything more elegant
and regal than spending five hours watching two people smack
a ball back and forth while an old British man
yells quiet please they don't. But Wimbledon isn't just about
white outfits and polite grunting. It's got some truly bizarre
rules and traditions that date back hundreds of years, and
(03:26):
you'll be tested on them today during a special Wimbled
Done or wimble don't edition of tenty of twenty. You guys,
say number one through twenty. I'll give you a unique
rule from the Great British Tennis Tournament. You just have
to tell me if it's a real wimbled done or
a made up wimble don't. We'll start with the woman
(03:46):
who'd wish she'd wimbled done some studying last time she
was in England. Yeah, that's Alexis five. Number five, alexis
your wimbled In fact? Is this? If a spectator sneezes
twice in one match, an official will pull escort them
to a special sneeze zone where they could recover and
without distracting play.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is this a.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Wimbled done or a wimbled don't.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Some people do sneez so obnoxiously.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, there's a lot of old men there, and the
older the man gets, the louder the sneeze is that is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Also that's true, But then I also imagine like an
old man having to get up and move seats.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
That also sounds very loud and distracting. So I'm gonna
say wimble don't.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Alexa says we made it up. Wimble don't.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yes, they kick you out entirely.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
They don't give you a chance to cut execute it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They do like to take people's heads off.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's okay, give me number fifteen fifteen Brook.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Wimbledon officials must be prepared for anything. An example of
that would be a team of hawk handlers at every match.
If a pigeon shows up, a hawk is released to
deal with the dirty street bird, and then play will resume.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Is that a wimbled dune or a wimbled don't?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
It's like they have bird security.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I do know that the peregreene falcon okay, loves him
to kill some pigeons.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, but they fly so high you don't see him.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So they'd be perfect for wimbled because they'd be way
up there. I mean there's a lot of British falcons
out there, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
There were top hats and monocles.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna say wimbled dump Wait, Wimbledon, wimbled, what is it?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Will?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I'm never going to be invited to this tennis match.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Says Wimbled.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Done.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yes, A trained hawk named Rufus's flown around center cord
wearing to scare off pigeons and then he watches the
matches with his handler just ready to strike.
Speaker 11 (05:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
So is that like the mascot kind of Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
That's been the hawk the last fifteen years placed another
hawk named Harnish beforehand.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
If I was a pigeon, I would just wear like
a bright yellow jacket and then I look, ye, I
would get it if.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
I was a pigeon.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Thank you. I'll keep that mind for this question. Jose,
Five and fifteen are off the board.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Let's go twelve.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Jose.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Your Wimbledon fact is this, only strawberries from a certain
county in England can be served as spectators during the match.
They are picked at dawn same day and given with cream.
Is this a Wimbledon or a Wimbledon?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
So?
Speaker 12 (06:24):
I know, as a foodie, I know that strawberries and
cream is a big thing in Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Have you tried the Westershire strawberries?
Speaker 12 (06:33):
So it does make sense that it would be like
a specific farm, and you know they got that contract
like with the Royal Dawn and they're like, now we're
the Royal Strawberry Farm. I'm gonna say wimble done, wimbled,
wimbled done.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
It's confusing, but Jose says that's a real fact. They're
harvested from the County of Kent, England, on the southeast
area of England, not.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
The northwest side, thank god.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Over two million strawberries are served every year during the tournament.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Makes delicious strawberries.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Ever, all the farm does is just that event and
they make.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Ten million dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
We've gone three for three so far, Jeffrey, you're about
to go forty love. I don't know tennis scoring.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Jeffrey's just right.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
I'm about to get shut out.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Let's go with love.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Okay, zero, how about a number? Okay, love and one?
Then okay, number one, Jeffrey. Your wimbled in fact is
this Spectators are encouraged. It's not a rule, but they're
encouraged to use a soft British golf clap to show
appreciation for a point scored. What is a soft British
golf clap? Is it where a person uses only their fingertips,
not their palm. I'm not sure what is it? A
Wimbledon or a Wimbledon studio.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I was chatting with my friend Will the other day,
Prince Will of Wales. Yeah, we were just having a
little chat about the Wimbledon games.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah it was face via carrier pigeons, which aren't.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That checks out for him. He isn't born brother, but.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
He is quite a Wimbledon fan and there is no
way that he would ever be quiet during one of
these events. That's why I was saying, this is wimbled.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Don't. You are allowed to cheer as loud as you
want it Wimbledon.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Jeffrey says, wimbled don't. He's yeah, you can get raucous
in between points.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
And Prince Will and I sure do, which.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Means I've been shut out in today's ad show.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
All right, So the least classy of us digital Jake
will be getting shocked while singing let it be by
the Beatles.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary
comes to me speaking words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Let it be nice job, Jake.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I prefer the hawk.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Well done, Jake, that was your shock collar question of
the day. We got your phones have coming up in
just a few.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I really didn't want it to come to this, but
it's been brought to my attention that somebody on this
show has been embellishing her stories to seem young and cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Good, how dare you sorry?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Where somebody said she got a welt by being hit
with a baseball during batting practice, But really she got
it chasing the ice cream truck and plowed hit first
into a baby stroll.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Oh yeah, that definitely looks like a stroller.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Mark, Ye, I can barely see it young and cool.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
So we've had to install a lie detector in studio.
Let's test it out. Brook, Where did you get your
outfit from today?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well? I bought I actually owned it all. I just love.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, really, the jeans were rented, but then I bought
them from the rental company because I like them so much.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
She's a dirty liar.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Okay, you're delaying the in evitable. Where is it really from?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
She stole it from a donation. I've been outside of
Salvation Army. Okay, this is low.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
So we're gonna make sure to keep this lie detector
activated to make sure we get the truth.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
During a brand new What's on your Mind that's coming
up right now?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and some people
say rise and shine. We're more of a caffeinate and
tolerate kind of Crown I mean rise and shine. Let's
just try to make it through another edition of What's
on Your Mind. We're gonna start with the lean, mean
caffeine queen herself Brook Fox Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, you all know that it was recently my birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, and you also all know that my husband's gift
giving ability is not it's not great, which is fine.
He shows love in a lot of other ways, but
it may hit a new Timlow.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh no, it was your gift.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, first from my son, which of course is just Michael.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I got a trip to the Family Fund center.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
They got they got an arcade there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, obviously they had me in mind and they take this.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, so we did that. It was fun, but you know,
I was like, that wasn't really a present for me.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But okay.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
The good news was though, Michael did book me a massage, right, yes.
And then the night before he's sitting on his phone
and he's like, oh, hey, by the way, do you
just want to pay for that there?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And like, excuse me, what.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No way?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Edi goes, well, I just figured like it'd be easier
if you just paid for it. There, I'm like, I
understand all of my money is coming from the same account.
Like the thought of you actually paying for it. Yah know, Michael,
it is a birthday gift.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
You pay for it.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, And he goes, oh, okay, should I tip?
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Oh my god, I just figure it out.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
I don't know how good it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So, you know, he's a great partner man, terrible a
gift giving.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 12 (12:25):
I visited my family recently and my little nephew, Matteo,
is growing up.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He's not so little now. Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
Teenager, but I immediately notice he's a little bit quieter
and a lot cooler. Oh Like, Like, I asked him
how school, He's like, it's cool.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
I'm like, how's your dating life? He's like, it's cool,
it's cool. Did I ask him how cold his eyes?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
Yeah, he said anyways. But there's one thing that totally
perked him up while I was there. He said, our
show is starting to flood him.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
And his friends for you pages on TikTok.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
Yes, yes, he's like, it's a huge conversation topic with
his friends.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
At lunch.
Speaker 12 (13:10):
They talk about the second dates and whenever I'm whenever.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I'm brought up like the guy with the laugh. He's like,
that's my uncle, that which is awesome.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
Yeah right, So the way he told it to me,
it implies that I'm cool. Like so I have a
message for my thirteen year old bros. All right and
my Mateo's homies. Okay, I wrote this down.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Make sure okay you got you got a message the
youth that are listening to us right now.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
To write it down.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Yeah, he skimmity is yeah, Walt Risney here.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Oh, just want to say you're chill guys.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Yeah, you're him if he turner and I'm him liking that.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
No, you know, I can't.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
What are you doing on?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
I had all the momentum.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
We have negative aura.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Now yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Stivity toilet.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
As what's been on your mind?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
First, I lost my voice because last of you guys
on vacation.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
This is.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
While I should stop talking. I'm not going to story.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I didn't know that you get louder and screen more
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
So I was in Croatia with my best friend Rod
a bar obviously looking for hot man. And we come
and meet some Portuguese guys okay, yes.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
And so we start talking about they asking what do
you guys do for work?
Speaker 13 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (14:38):
And I'm like, oh, I'm in radio. They're like, what
do you talk about? I'm like dating stuff, dumb stuff,
funny things.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
They're like, oh, kind of like that show work and
Jeffrey I was like no, yeah, like exactly like that shows.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And they're like, oh, you know it.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
I'm like no, no, like I work with the show,
like I'm there. And they were so confused.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
And then the night with that voice.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Yeah, and I had this voice when I.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Met them, Man, you're the guy on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And then the rest of the night thought what happens
we talk about the show? What about that one caller
who didn't get a call back?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Then what happened?
Speaker 13 (15:22):
How much money are the gift cards you get?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
What about this?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And so where am I in creating on the beach
talking about our job with these men?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeaked up with a million?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh my god, all right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Over the weekend, I decided to venture into the city.
And who do I randomly bump into walking down the streets.
My co host Brooke Fox just randomly bumped into her
and my quick takeaways from that encounter.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We were together for literally five minutes Number one with
her kids and her quote husband near the baseball stadium.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yes, number two, extremely irresponsible took her children and I
witnessed this, took them into the bar area and promptly
got asked by staff to leave.
Speaker 14 (16:17):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Am I making that up?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Am I making it up?
Speaker 15 (16:20):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're not tall enough to reach it.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Order you.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I am just stating the facts that you brought your
impressionable underage children into a twenty one and over area
around rampant drunkards like myself the air for record.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
But what's funny is I actually thought she was really
ridiculous that she.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Asked us to leave. She says, friends, I'm not going
to sit down.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
But that's not the thing. I was most disappointed.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
That's what bothered me the most was who takes their
family to a baseball game nowadays and doesn't have tickets beforehand?
Thought she was gonna scout tickets when she got to
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We got the homey hookup because we got a friend
who works with the umps and we were waiting for
him to send us the seats.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Really, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I'm pretty sure you told me. I'm just gonna scalp
them when.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I get there.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, if the tickets didn't come through, that was a
second option, but.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They came through.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
It's the digital age. You go online, sort by cheapest.
There you go.
Speaker 13 (17:23):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It is the age of work in the system. And
that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We got a family of four into the game for
free ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
All right, I'm just gonna go first.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, everybody's in the bar area. Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
This is coming from mom though, who still has a
landline in her house, so I guess I shouldn't be
surprised it not.
Speaker 12 (17:41):
Still, it's true, very co operator to pick up seconds.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
That's what's been on our minds.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Text into seven eighty five nine two tell us what's
been on yours.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And here come
the text in. It's seven eight five nine to a
lot of our listeners writing in to tell us what's
on their mind. This one says, just noticed Alexis is
the only one with no bio on your website.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
This should be fixed immediately.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yes, send it in.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I didn't have one. What you don't even know?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
I did talk to the station about this. Yeah, it
has to go through the HR department in order for
it to be approved, and we haven't had an HR
since twenty twenty two. That makes sense, so they want
to get it done by the year twenty thirty five.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
They said, they.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Get that's why they're going to hire jargon.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
That's when they're going to hire one person.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Wow, hopefully it's an HR person, So we'll keep you posting.
Another text says, what's on my mind? My son first
born married the love of his life last weekend in
a beautiful orchard. I have the greatest daughter in law ever.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
Yeah, the negative partner, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It feels exactly the same way.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, and I'm assuming Jose already follows her online and
he approves of her too.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
She is gorgeous. Another one says, what's on my mind?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
I'm sitting in the parking lot at work, debating if
I should drag my butt in or just listen to
the rest of your show and call in sick.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Just I mean, from the sound of that text, it
doesn't sound like you sound.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Well, yeah, you don't want to go.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
In fact, the more you listen to the show, the
more nauseous you'll actually be that's a good point, so
it won't even be a lie. So just call out
and if you want to go find our show, it's
available wherever you get your podcasts. We're up on YouTube,
on Spotify, on Apple, all.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Of It, Apro and Jeffrey it Is.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And you can call in sick to your work after
you listen to Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You ever have a whole romantic evening planned and your
date stands you up.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Yes, yes, next question, not a good feeling.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Maybe you spent hundreds of dollar to reserve a private
two person karaoke room and after the first three hours
of you soloing Britney Spears songs all by yourself, start
to realize, wait, they're probably not coming, are they?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
It is toxic, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Three hours brit So you spend the next four hours
cry singing Adele and Celine Dion songs all alone.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Yeah, I stayed the whole time because I paid up front.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But even say in French, at one point seven hours.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Maybe getting stood up is for the best stuff, because
sometimes when dates actually show up, it can turn out
even worse.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I imagine the tears had to mop up off the
floor of that room.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I know the people on our next segment wish they'd
been ghosted, because instead their meetups went so bad. They're
on for a Battle of the Tinder Dates. We'll hear
their stop stories coming up right after this.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
One. Then, dares you, guys, swipe right. The question is
whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
It's Battle Love the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's the dating game show that encourages you to ask
yourself WWSD, what would Snookie do? That's the type of
decision making we need for Battle of the Tinder Dates,
where two of our listeners go head to head to
find out whose dating life is the most tragic. We're
gonna explain the rules in just a second, but first
let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her ideal first
(21:33):
date is to get tipsy with a foreign dignitary and
accidentally leak confidential secrets of national security to them over.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
A late night burrito.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Wow, meet treason, Eden Ah, that's how World War one started?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
And in the other corner, she challenges you to name
any car that she hasn't twrked on top of or
thrown up inside.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Of and trust me, you're not gonna be able to
do it.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
That's why they call her party Carly.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, Carly, maybe you could give Alexis a recommendation on
what cleaner to use.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yes, But here's how the game works.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
One contestant's gonna start by telling one of their worst
dating stories than the other. We're trying to counter with
a nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back
and forth for three rounds here, and then afterwards we
will declare a winner.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
We're gonna kick.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Things off first with treeson Eden.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Go.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
Okay, So I had a date with a guy who
was like a finance brotype.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh okay.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
He was going off about crypto and how.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
I should invest right.
Speaker 16 (22:36):
And I forget the name, maybe lama coin or I'll
pack a coin or done o sounds.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Legit, like you could just put any animal in front
of coin and then it probably actually exists.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
So I was like sure, and he showed me how
to set up an account and I bought some Oh no, well,
five days later it's shot up in value and instead
of only two hundred dollars, I like own two thousands.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
A bad date it's amazing.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
The thing is, I text him to thank him, and
he said he just bought an island, so good luck
with life and he'll never seen me again.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh wow, man, I still don't feel sorry for you though.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
That's why it's called lama Coin Island. I got it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You been there? Got an invite?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Him, bros. Let's go over to Carly. Can you hit back?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah? So a guy and I actually went to this
eat food place and I ordered crab and when my
crab came out, he started complaining about he hated the
small seafood.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Why would you go there? Then did he pick the rest?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:39):
It was crazy. So he he actually taste out an
entire bottle of cologne out of his pocket and spraised
it all over himself until the whole bottle is gone.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Headache.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
I sat there, I sat there in this smell of Abercrombie,
coloonne and seatfood all night.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
It was awfle But Crombie, he has the good stuff.
It's round two. We're back to you, all right.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Well, I met a guy who works at a museum
and he told me he was going to seek the
Inn one night for our date.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh yeah, that sounds romantic, so it sounds fun.
Speaker 16 (24:16):
But when I get there, he kept joking about the
dinosaur exhibit and if I wanted to look at his bone.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh really, it's.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
A good one.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
I should work on this show, you guys, he's not
talking about the diynasty.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, we got it, we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I just thought he was going to be classy because
he actually worked at a museum.
Speaker 16 (24:36):
Like At one point he said he had used the restroom,
so lady, and then he came out dressed as a
caveman and yelled, my name is Dave. He want hump?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
That's a line.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Why do I know this guy? We're just going to
move on to car.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
All right, friends, what do you got?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
A guy and I were out at the bars, and
as the night ended, he said he'd ordered me an
uber home.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's nice.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Yeah, it was really nice. So the car got there
and I got in, but he got in right after me,
and that's when he introduced me to his mom and dad,
who were in the front seat.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Called his mom and dad to come pick you up.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It was uber chair.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
They explained that their son had been laid off recently,
so they had been driving him around to use the
financial strain he's going through.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
It.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
Guess worse, it gets worse. They looked at him and said, Matthew,
is she going to her house or spending the night
with us?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like they even have to ask. You're going back to
their place.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
It's time for the third and final round eat and
we need your best story.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Okay, little guy and I got some food from a
foucha by apart, and then was a little luck and
a raccoon kept coming up to us. It wasn't paying
any attention to me, but it started making weird noise
and almost attacking my date.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
WHOA, oh god, oh man, that's scary because he's moving
in on the raccoon's girl.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 16 (26:18):
Yeah, that's when he apologized, and he finally admitted that
he had stuffed raw chicken breast down his pants to
look figgers.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
WHOA, oh my god, sanitary, did you get sell Manila
down there?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
This is your last chance?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
God.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
So my date came to my house and he brought
me this huge bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, nice, finally a nice guy that you're out with.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
Yeah. And so it wasn't until after the date when
my eighty year old neighbor came by and said, come
with me, and I yeah, and I saw hurts to
the retirement center. Across the street. A bunch of the
seniors and a couple of nurses were holding down my
date on a gurney. What turns out they had a
(27:12):
video of him coming into the facility and taking all
of the flowers from the front desk area.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
He knows where to go.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
I was more ashamed he couldn't fight off the senior.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Sad.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
There's the final bell that means match is over. We
need to score this one, Alexis, who wins today?
Speaker 9 (27:36):
I'm gonna do Carly for the senior.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Steeler guy just said one for Carly.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Sorry, I can't get over Rod Chicken in the pants.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
I give it.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
You got the decision maker, who's it going to be?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
I'm going with Rod Chicken pants surprise.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Eating congratulations trees and eating. Alexis is jealous of what
a train wreck your dating life is and you should
be proud of that.
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Well, I mean, I guess I'm happy I won, but
I hope my dating life get better.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Yeah, no, I hope not.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I want you back on the show for more of
these stories. That's a battle of the tender dates. We
got your phones.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Have coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Today, we call a babysitter who's been nannying one family's
kids for the last two years. Oh, it's a long time,
and she finally had a chance to go on a
vacation and wouldn't you know it, the family wanted to
prank her.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's true family right there.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I thought, oh, like, this is way too cruel, but
everybody else in here.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Was like, no, let's get it.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
She deserves to have her peaceful getaway ruin that will
teach her to take a day.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Off of work.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
End quote, let's go.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
And you know me, I'm a sheep, so I just
went along with it and we pretended Alexis was the
fill in nanny. Now me just saying those words should
give you absolute nightmares.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
But this is it. It's your phone tap right now
on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Beth?
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (29:13):
Who's this?
Speaker 13 (29:14):
It's Heather from Delta Zeta you know easy DeAsis.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
I don't know what that is. I'm sorry, the.
Speaker 13 (29:23):
Nanny service contacted me. I'm filling in for you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Oh okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know what that was,
all right, Hi, how are you everything.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
I'm watching the Anderson kids and they said I should
call you if I had any questions because you've been
with the family for a few years now.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Right, Yeah, thanks for covering for me. I mean, this
is the first occasion I've had in a while, so
oh it's going on.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
Sorry, I don't want to bug you, but do you
know where they keep the liquor?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Why? Why would you need to know that?
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I mean, it doesn't matter what kind it is. I
mean prefer peach shops. But I just need to get right,
I feel me.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, that's really not a cool thing to do while
you're working.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Yeah, but it's my first week here. Come on, I'm
just getting out the nerves.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I'm sure you have a day off you can get
out the nerves. Then that's not professional, not when you're
working with kids.
Speaker 13 (30:20):
All right, mom? I mean it takes at least three
shots for me to even get buzzed.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
But okay, did you seriously just call me? Mom? I mean,
this is like my vacation and you're calling about liquor,
like not a good idea?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, you know what, I'm.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
Sure I can just find it on my own. But anyway,
do you know where they keep the money?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Then?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
In their wallet? This is not cool. I don't understand
why you're even asking.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
No, not that money. But you know, if I wanted
to buy a pizza for the kids, or like for makeup.
I look at all the verds and I can't find any.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
You're not using their money to buy your personal things. Okay,
they will give you money if they want you to
buy a pizza or something.
Speaker 13 (30:58):
Oh wait, like this like a poor family. They don't
see poor.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
No, they're not poor at all. It's just your job
is to take care of the kids, not yourself. Oh yeah,
do that on your off time.
Speaker 13 (31:10):
Wait where are they anyways?
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Who?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Where are who?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (31:16):
The kids? Duh?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh my god? Are you serious?
Speaker 13 (31:20):
Where do they keep them?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Do you know where the kids are?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I've been wondering, going on, who are you? Well?
Speaker 13 (31:25):
I've been wandering around the house for like two hours
and I can't find them anywhere.
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Old on, you lost the kids?
Speaker 8 (31:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Rude?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
No, what do you think I am stupid?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah? Of course you're stupid. I mean, have you not
met the family?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
The kids?
Speaker 13 (31:39):
Calm down, mom, I just parked up front. I went
up the brick staircase and the door was unlocked, so
I just went inside.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
They they don't have a brick staircase.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
It's a brick staircase with a big black door.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
No, girl, that's not the right house. No, you're not
in the right house.
Speaker 13 (31:53):
Yeah, it says on their mailbox. I'm looking at it
right now. Seventeen thirty way thirteen seventy.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Wait, oh, fudge numbers.
Speaker 13 (32:02):
Seriously always confuse me.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
There is no way that the babysitting service would hire
someone like you. Just get out of the house and
I'll call the Andersons.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Oh no, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 13 (32:11):
I've already called them, and they're the ones who actually
wanted me to set you up for this prank phone call,
so they don't know about it.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
What's going on.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
My real name's Alexis from the radio show Brooke and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Wait, this is this is a joke.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
The Anderson family set you up. They said you finally
took a vacation, which you totally deserve, but they all
miss you and can't wait for you to come back.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, I need to key to that liquor cabinet. Now okay,
oh my god.
Speaker 13 (32:40):
We do know where the liquor cabin is.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
I knew you were holding back on me, not on a.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
Job, yeah, okay, just before and after yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
And now oh yeah, same.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Wake up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I can't speak for the ladies, but I know the
goal of every man on the dating apps is to
find that golden pickup line. That's the goal, that message
that's too irresistible not to respond to. For years, people
claimed it didn't exist. They said it was a myth
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like Bigfoot or a ziploc bag that reseals on the
first try.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Existent.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Is that what you guys are talking about in your
man circles all the time.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
But one of our listeners claims he found it. Wow,
the golden pickup line. And I wonder if Brook or
Alexis would be able to not respond if they ever
found this message in their DM will melt it.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You're gonna hear it in your brand.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
New second Date update right after this Second Date update.
It's always interesting to me that we have just as
many guys listen to our show as we do ladies.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Actually, yeah, on our podcast we have more mileages yet.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
And if that's because women are forcing their spouses to
listen at the threat of withholding love, then you know
what's so be it?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, not just that we're entertaining?
Speaker 13 (34:18):
No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
We all know by now ladies don't have to approach
anyone on the dating apps. They're pretty much flooded with
messages twenty four to seven. So the big question that
we always ask here is how does a guy cut
through all the clutter and get himself.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Noticed the girl Ratio dating app.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, and our listener Connor says he's figured out a
great conversation opener that nobody else was using and says
it has an extremely high success right.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh interesting, Connor, Are you.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Sure you want to give away your secrets to the
world right here on the show?
Speaker 14 (34:57):
Honestly, No, but your producer's kind of telling me have
to do that. I want to be here.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Our producer can be kind of scary, we get it.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
He makes me do a lot of stuff I don't
want to do either, Connor, So I completely understand.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Now, time to wipe away those tears, give it up.
What's your secret?
Speaker 14 (35:13):
So I don't send any words at.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
All, any words.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I'm with you.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Women hate words. Words huge turnoff? Am I right, Alexis Yeah,
especially all.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
The way are punctuation marks?
Speaker 14 (35:26):
It's emoji, dude, You send emojis because it leads to
a response.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Eventually, Why are you because you're like trying to decode
what you're attempting to say.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Are there's specific emojis that you use?
Speaker 14 (35:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a specific group of emojis. Okay, okay, yeah,
man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji, sig, question mark emoji.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
What was the last one before question mark?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Equal sign and the question.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Mark math equations alexis like an algebra Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
You could take that out.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Okay, that's say.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm sorry from those emojis. That is a fancy first
date that you just play out.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Yeah, sushi and dancing.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
For people who aren't emoji literate, can you like translate
what exactly you're saying in it?
Speaker 14 (36:18):
Okay, so it translates to a guy and a girl,
we get sushi, we dance, and also there's a little
something special.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
What do you think, yeah, okay, it's a tiny gift.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
The fact that you have a gift box looks really cool,
the big gold box on the emoji.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Unless it's like that old SNL song about what's in
the box.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
I've never an ice cream emoji for a gift.
Speaker 14 (36:37):
No, but it always elisted. The respond either people send
back like emojis of their own, like they get it,
or they're like sorry, what was that? And at least
I've got somebody talking to me even if they didn't
get it.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
Yeah, well, then she asked for clarification, then you can
formally ask her out.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay. So you do this to hundreds of women, and
one you actually went on a date with.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
Yes, I did this to Nikki. I was able to
get her number and we met up and we did
that date.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
You did do this, okay, and you said, her name
is Nikki, that's the woman that we're going to be
calling her.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
How did your date go?
Speaker 14 (37:07):
It was great. We did exactly what I said we
were going to do. We did sushi, we went dancing,
and then I took her out paid for drinks afterwards.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh wait, where was that present? You put a present box?
I'm in there.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
The president is like, I'm going to let you in
on my secret spot.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
With really cool drinks.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Like did she like that present?
Speaker 14 (37:25):
She liked it, she thought it was cool.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Okay, how was the connection between you two?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Look?
Speaker 14 (37:31):
I thought it was great. There was no like moment
where it felt like a kiss was right. But I
felt like we were vibing the whole time. Okay, I
obviously listened to these times. Prins girl. It was like, Okay,
what you mess up? And I will tell you right now.
The awkward thing came from her and not for me.
I still want to go on our second date. But
there was a point where she called me Martin.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Martin no name name, Brook has forgotten your name.
Speaker 14 (37:58):
It's not just we forgot dude, Martin is her X.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh god, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
Yeah, she said she did. We had fun with it.
I mean I cracked a joke or two about it.
I thought it was all good. But now it's been
like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name,
but it's also kind of a good sign that she's
seeing you in a romantic way and it's unlocking that
door to like old romantic flings. A stretch, Yeah, I
have to stretch.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I mean, do you think that she's not over her ex?
Speaker 14 (38:33):
I mean that's my first thought for sure, but I
hope that that's not the case because we had a
good time. I would like to see her again. And
also like, if you're not over your ex, fine, but
you're gonna ghost me for that?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Well, I mean maybe she thinks it's it's kind right,
Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy.
Speaker 14 (38:50):
Alone, never the kindest option.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I mean, I agree, I agree. I don't disagree with that.
But what happened at the very end of.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
The night, I was like, Hey, this has been so
much fun. I hope to see you again. We gave
each other a hog.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
And how many times have you called her? How many
times have you texted her?
Speaker 14 (39:06):
Well, obviously I hit her with some emo jeez.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
Then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not be
like weird about it.
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Did you leave the voicemail saying your real name? Because
maybe she doesn't remember it. Maybe you should have called
yourself Martin.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Oh, that is rough, that's true, And voicemails are a
little bit as especially if you hear the loser line
segment on our show.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
It's always a risk to leave one.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and
they end quickly. Yeah, that's the same thing I just
said twice, But you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Just like making short to end it quickly, get out.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Getmore, there you go.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
So we're going to reach out to Nikki. Hopefully she
answers and we'll find out is it really just because
she called you her ex's name on the date or
something else happening when we come back for your second
date update. Right after this second date update, it was
a warm summer afternoon and our listener Connor con de
(40:05):
Gal into a date with a flick of the finger
and a string of mysterious emojis man emoji, woman emoji,
sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji, gift box emoji equals
question mark emoji.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Jeff, that's where we're at now.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I've conferred with my co host Jose Sherlock, Homeboy, and
Brooke what's up Watson.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
They told me we don't know enough about this date.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I think we know quite a bit though, Oh, I
think we know quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Not quite enough though.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
Our only lead is that.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Nikki called Connor by her ex lover's name some nobody
named Martin.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
But that's all we know. We don't even know what
they spoke.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
About, any childhood memories. Did they play the game pasta Arasta?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
What is that game?
Speaker 8 (40:58):
Oh man, you haven't played pasta a rosta.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
I haven't even lived apparently, Connor, can you tell us
what was the gab about that night?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
What did you speak about?
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Oh man? I feel like it was pretty basic first
date stuff like stuff that happened to us with her kids.
I was like, oh, I have this scar on my arm. Honestly,
now that we're talking about I'm like, am I basic?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Am I basic? It's okay.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
There wasn't a big crazy moment.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing,
and that is not basic.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Many men are scared of dancing.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
I'll take that. But our conversation maybe wasn't as like,
I don't know, it wasn't like we looked up at
the stars and contemplated our existence again.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves and that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Still no pasta arosta, so kind of fell short. But
let's reach out to Nikki here. We'll see if she
picks up, and hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
If she doesn't, let's play the game, because I'm really
curious how this game works.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
It's not appropriate for radio.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Was going to guess, Penny, Okay, you don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
You would want that paint anyway, I know.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Right here, Let's just call Nikki here, hopefully get out
of this awkwardness.
Speaker 6 (42:11):
Here we go. Hey, is this Nikki?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Hey, Nikki, You're on radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What's up Nikki here?
Speaker 15 (42:32):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
I'm not sure if you're busy or something, but we're
doing a segment on our show.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
I'm so sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm just honestly, it'll take less than three minutes.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Lucky for you, we're not doing our big segment pasta
a rasta yeah, super highly.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
This is quick, actually kind of exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, yeah, because the second Date Update, it's where one
of our listeners has asked us to help get some
answers for why you're not responding to his emoji texts
and your voicemail messages.
Speaker 15 (43:06):
Oh god, oh my god, why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay, we're talking about immediately when we say emoji, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
Connor, Yeah, I know about the emojis, But like, why
would he call a radio station and like get you
guys involved, Like I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, because he told us the story about your date
and said he's reached out a few times hoping to
get a second one that has not happened, and he's
not sure why.
Speaker 15 (43:31):
Well, I don't know what he told you, guys, but
I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on
the date.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, we heard about the moment where you called him
by your ex boyfriend's name, Martin.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Fine, it sounds like he didn't even like care that much.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
I mean, there could have been more moments on the
date that might have turned you off. Like, we just
don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on
the situation.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's why we're calling.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
Yeah, I mean, actually it was it was just that.
I mean, I'm to be honest with you guys about something.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
It was. It was that moment.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, but it sounds like you guys joked about it
after you called him the wrong name.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
He like made light of it and you can't let no.
Speaker 15 (44:10):
I mean, I tried to laugh it off, but tell
you guys the truth. Martin is not my excess name.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Wait what what that's what you said?
Speaker 15 (44:20):
Yeah, no, I know, I know I had to make
it up.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
What Who's Martin?
Speaker 15 (44:25):
Okay, So his eyebrows are the bushiest eyebrows I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And swing, are you talking.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
About Martin right now or are you talking about our
listener your date with Connor.
Speaker 15 (44:36):
I'm talking about Connor. Like he has the same eyebrows
as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martin look thin. And
I put him in my song with that, and I
guess I got so used to seeing that name on
my phone and that. Yeah, so you.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Wait, you saved him as like Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy
or something in your phone.
Speaker 15 (44:58):
I said, Martin eyebrows. Yeah, and in the picture of
you put really like you saw they were bushy, hence
me putting him in my phone is Martin Browse. I
couldn't stop looking at them. It was like a bad
accident that you can't stop looking at.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Okay, Yeah, watching like one caterpillar.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
I don't think.
Speaker 10 (45:24):
That.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because
Martin No Connor, Connor, he's uh, he's on the other
line listening to this.
Speaker 14 (45:36):
Nikki, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
I have to talk because I'm on the radio. But yeah,
he's there. Sorry, Honor, are you there?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I bet you have great eyebrows, Mark, They're.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Very full, like people are into it big eyebrowser.
Speaker 15 (45:59):
Is yeah, but this is beyond the trend.
Speaker 12 (46:02):
But preference for every different people, you don't have to
That's why we date.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
That's why we date because everybody has different preferences. And
I'm sorry, Connor, you're a nice looking guy, but your
browser too much like they. I could not even focus
enough to remember your real name, Birst, the name I've
been calling you in my follow.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
How do you apologize for being mean?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
And the double down on it is honesty?
Speaker 16 (46:26):
Mean?
Speaker 15 (46:26):
I mean, listen, I didn't call me and do this, Okay,
Connor knew what he was getting into. He was ready,
I guess for the truth.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
And that's true.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
We do appreciate your honesty, Nikki.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
I mean, we really do.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
That's what we ask, don't I don't necessarily love what
you're saying. Yeah, but you know, at least she's being
truthful for the reason. I would think, though, that eyebrows
are something that you could easily change.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Now you don't want to change who you're taking them Jack.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Yeah, I mean, I'm happy with how I look. I'm
just fatful that it coming to the radio.
Speaker 15 (46:56):
To hear that I was trying to be nice in this.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
Now, you know, ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
What it felt nice?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
If she said the reason I said is because you
remind me you look like Martin scorse That feel good,
she could have.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Just said, you know what, I'm so sorry. I just
don't feel an attraction here.
Speaker 11 (47:15):
That's all.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
She would have been fine.
Speaker 14 (47:17):
But also if you said I look like Martin Scorsese,
I would have been like, hell yeah, I dude, tight.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, I love Connor.
Speaker 15 (47:25):
I mean, I'm sorry, I gotta go to work, okay,
but I'm sorry, Connor like best of luck. If you
need a brown person, I have someone really good. I'm
more than happy to give her number.
Speaker 14 (47:38):
Connor doubling really good.
Speaker 15 (47:41):
I'm not doubling down I'm trying to help. I want
Connor to find a nice woman together.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
So Look, I normally would never do this, but in
the spirit of truthfulness and honesty, Connor, I'm gonna call
it open season. Is there anything you would like to
critique about Nikki in returning field up to you, Connor?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
When she goes, well, you go hi, Connor?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, what's what's above the eyebrows that you can.
Speaker 14 (48:12):
No, I'm above it, man, you know what I mean? Like,
I'm not sorry for the way that I look. I
think she looks great. I would have been happy to
go on a second date.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
But it's just great, a great guy.
Speaker 15 (48:29):
I didn't do anything wrong. I've been embarrassed on the radio.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh you've been embarrassed.
Speaker 15 (48:37):
Embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
No.
Speaker 15 (48:40):
Next day, I'm I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm
taking a break.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
People don't answer.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Random Okay, it's good that she was able to make
this entire thing about her, So Nikki, well done.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 15 (48:54):
Just s y I The next time you go ahead
and send someone all these crazy emojis and there's a
gift in there. Why didn't you just bring a gift
and not be a chief.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh, I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, the eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
All right, Well, we started with really not knowing much
at the beginning of this what went wrong?
Speaker 6 (49:17):
And now we know it was just a couple of eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 6 (49:21):
What we solved the mystery game. I knew we'd get
to the bottom of it.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Tune in next week when we untasked the owner of
the old Kabuki theater and find out who isn't dating
the wrong person?
Speaker 8 (49:38):
His eyebrows were like super hairy.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
I knew it school Rooky Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
In the morning, I got a lot of texts coming
into our textport at seven eighty five nine two people
are ripping that woman for what she said about Connor's eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
It would have been forgiven because she didn't know he
was on the phone until she just kept going out.
Speaker 10 (49:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yeah, she just wouldn't stop anytime.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Yeah, and I know Connor didn't want to say anything
bad about her, but our.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Listeners did not.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Yeah. Wow, they're blowing up our text war one said,
I've never even seen that woman, but I can tell
she's got a gaping fish mouth all right. Another says
she sounds like she was You know what, actually some
of these are not waiting.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
I probably shouldn't, but you know what, it is nice
to see our listeners coming together and sticking up for
other listeners who.
Speaker 6 (50:34):
Listened to this.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, but what about that, Like when they go low,
we go high?
Speaker 5 (50:38):
No, mom mentalenty we go lower?
Speaker 8 (50:42):
Went so we can all go up.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
There you go, but we will stick up for you
and your love life. You can email the show. We'll
call that person who's not calling you back and go.
Check out all of our second date updates if you
want to find them online. They're available wherever you get
your podcasts. At Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're just
two days away from our summer dare reveal. It's going
to be happening this Friday, so make sure you're listening
when we all find out what dares each of us
has to do this summer.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I'm really excited for my idea.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
We've all been thinking about him and the bad news
is I drew my own name this year?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Is that bad?
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:29):
I had to dare myself to do something just.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Like, oh no, not that I don't have to go
to work.
Speaker 13 (51:36):
Darn.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
I've got some pretty weird thoughts bouncing around upstairs here,
some twisted things I could make myself do.
Speaker 12 (51:44):
We massage from the other show members are as volunteer.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
The worst part though, is all this is going to
be up on our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,
So I have to think about me kissing a mirror
for sixty straight minutes.
Speaker 6 (51:58):
I don't know if our listen are going to want
to watch that. I know my mom will, She'll send
that to the whole family chat. But that's my hill
to climb to figure out a good dare.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
The thing is, if you missed it, we all found
out earlier who each of us is going to be challenging.
Brook's going to be giving a dare to Jose, Jose
is going to be daring Alexis, and Alexis will be
daring Brook. So make sure you're here with us this
Friday as we find out each of our summer days,
and follow us on YouTube, TikTok, insta at Brook and
(52:30):
Jeffrey because we're gonna be posting the videos over the
next few weeks unless our account gets flagged from too
much hot mirror to some action.
Speaker 12 (52:37):
I will say Alexis my stream and I have been
working very hard every night.
Speaker 6 (52:41):
Bring help from the Giggle Gang. A giggle game.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
We got a whole team on it, So you're on
the Giggle Gang. You may already know what Alexis is doing.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
The only way to find out is to be here
Friday when we announce our dares. Laser Stories is coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that just
submitted a new sport to the Olympic Committee, dodge golf,
combining golf and dodgeball into one exciting, painful, bone breaking event.
Speaker 6 (53:14):
Start sprinting. It's a par three full laser stories. This
segment where we read weird news stories around the.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other three wood thruckers just don't. This first laser
story is out of the leader in lasers across the globe, Florida.
Speaker 8 (53:33):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
A man named Gip Nelson got caught speeding last week.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
Get over here, Ghip.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
The timing could not have been worse because it was
right after a new super speeder law went into effect.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
There's still laws in Florida.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Yeah, if you didn't know, Florida just added a law
that hands down tougher penalties if you're caught driving over
one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
Whoa yo, you know what. There's so many like LAMB
in Miami alone.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
I could see that that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (54:02):
And well, the law went into effect at twelve oh
one am last Tuesday. Gip got caught doing one oh
four and a seventy just two minutes later.
Speaker 8 (54:15):
That would be Alexis lunch.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Do you think the cop was counting down on his
watch and five.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Four here they come.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Officials confirmed he was the first person to get ticketed
under the new law. Yeah, so what's gonna happen to
the old gipper?
Speaker 15 (54:30):
Now?
Speaker 5 (54:31):
First time offenders can get thirty days in jail, a
five hundred dollars fine.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Or both. Wow, Gip, And before that there was no
jail time.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
So now it's not really clear if they're gonna let
him off with just the fine.
Speaker 6 (54:45):
But there is footage of him getting handcuffed, so maybe not.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Geez.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
Either way, get better not get caught super speeding again
because repeat offenders can and will get.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Up to ninety days in jail.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Whoaday, I lived in Montana state when there was no
speed limit.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
Yeah, just said I.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Well, yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
A nighttime speed limit, which was like I think sixty five.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah, okay, that's reasonable.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
This next lazer stories out of the Swiss miss Alps
Hot Chocolate. A thirty seven year old man named Gabriel
Brucker was exploring a glacier in southern Switzerland when the
unthinkable happened. He broke through a snow bridge and plummeted
twenty six feet.
Speaker 8 (55:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
He managed to survive the fall, but was in a narrow,
hard to find crevice. Luckily, he had a walkie talkie
with him and radioed for help and the search was on.
As rescuers scoured the mountain, after thirty minutes of looking,
they are beginning to get extremely worried. Yeah, that's until
the barks of a tiny Chihuahua caught their eyes.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
In the Swiss mountain.
Speaker 8 (56:00):
S those giants dogs. Now they send a little.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Chiuaha, just wild chiuahuas up in the Swiss house the snow.
No Gabriel had fallen in, but his dog, named mister Whittles,
was so light that he managed to remain on top
of the snow.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
So tedy.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
He's one of those long haired cha Yeah, he's really.
Speaker 5 (56:24):
The four legged hero was pacing back and forth right
at the opening of the deep crevasse, and because of that,
the crew was able to save him. Gabriel and mister
Whittles were flown to the hospital and they're expected to make.
Speaker 6 (56:38):
A full recovery.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
The rescue team later told the press that there's no
way they would have located Gabe if it hadn't been
for the heroic act of his pet Pooch. Yay, let's
go to your next laser story. Out of food News,
General Mills has a new breakfast option, but does it
sound good or gross?
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (57:01):
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Hormel partnered up for a new
bacon flavored cereal chili.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Label Bacon but with cinnamon toast Crunch.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
A few Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (57:17):
According to General Mills, it has that same cinnamon taste.
They just added the bacon flavor on top of it,
so it's savory and sweet tasty.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
I mean, sugar bacon is really good.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
I mean, maybe it's like that mesquite flavor.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Yeah, the saltiness sweet.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
To be fair, the two brands partnered last year for
cinnamon flavored bacon.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's another just flipping it crystallize or caramelizes bacon.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
They claimed. Fans loved that.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, it might be delicious in like trail mix with milk,
you know.
Speaker 8 (57:49):
But to come out with bacon.
Speaker 6 (57:51):
Lo, there's the cinnamon flavored bacon.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Fo Alexis is silent because she doesn't like bacon, and
every time she brings it up she gets.
Speaker 9 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah, I have not much sad do I like
cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
There you go, Maybe this is your gateway to bacon exactly.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
So, after the success of the cinnamon flavored bacon, they
decided bacon flavored cereal was the next logical move.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
There's no actual bacon in it. By the way, bacon
bits would have probably been fun.
Speaker 8 (58:16):
But this, say, milk and bacon floating.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
Could be okay.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Still, they say it's made with artificial bacon flavor. Does
A guy who tests out new foods on TikTok got
his hands on it early and described the taste as
not terrible. Hey, it's not exactly a Ringing endorsement, but
you can get it at Walmart starting today. And if
(58:41):
you're wondering, this isn't the first collab for Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
They also did one with Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Now we're talking, how did we miss this?
Speaker 6 (58:52):
With that one? You had to win a box.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
You couldn't buy Cinnamon Toast Crunch pizza flavor wild.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
I mean maybe the cross is on a pizza.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
I bet there's no cinnamon. I think it's all cheese
and pepperoni flavor.
Speaker 6 (59:05):
The world may never know.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Next laser stories out of celeb Corner, who's the highest
grossing lead actor in Hollywood history? And when I asked,
When I asked that question, I don't mean how much
the actor makes per film. I mean which star can
you put into your movies to guarantee a film's success.
Speaker 6 (59:25):
I don't want you to guess.
Speaker 5 (59:26):
I'm just gonna tell you, because thanks to the fantastic
opening of Jurassic World's Rebirth, we have a brand new
number one, and that person is none other than Scarlet Johansson.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
I love her.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
Scarlet is great movies in which Scarlett played the lead
or was part of an ensemble have made a total
of fourteen point eight billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
And she's not just beautiful, she's a really good actors
and she's incredibly smart.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, I mean, gosh, give her a raise. She deserves it.
Speaker 6 (59:57):
I go to the movies to watch how smart people are.
Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Yeah, he just goes a good hunting.
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Love and she surpassed two of her formal Marvel Co
stars on her way to the top.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Samuel L.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Jackson was number one, but he falls to second place
with fourteen point six billion dollars, while Robert Downey Junior
is now in third with a measly fourteen point three
I can see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
They're in block only fourteen point three. How embarrassed he
should retire.
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
And of course, to make this achievement even more impressive,
Scarlett achieved the feat with just thirty six movies, compared
to seventy one for Jackson and forty five for Downey.
Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Oh yeah, good for her.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
So she probably goes and looks at her salary and
realizes it's half of those two men.
Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
It makes you wonder when this guy will be getting
the call to star in his own Hollywood blockbuster.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Can't believe it. Has to happened already, Joe, I.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Know, possibly fifty shades of green. Oh, I could definitely
see it.
Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
Yeah, I'd even.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Hold the camera for it. That Salmon's Razor Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Look at that newbie wee continues Wednesday, July ninth. So
let's all take off our shoes, none, zip our pants.
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Who's that at the door?
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Oh it's our new neighbor, Jason, Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
So we're going to change our coat or something. Nice pants.
Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Let's get it all off. Jason, come on in, Welcome
to the show. How you doing.
Speaker 15 (01:01:35):
I'm good?
Speaker 14 (01:01:35):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Sure this is the neighborhood you want to be part of.
Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Jason.
Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
It's good to have a friend like you, Jason as
a neighbor.
Speaker 14 (01:01:42):
You know, I listened to you guys since you guys
first came on.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
So I'm.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
So you're kind of like one of our children.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, in nineteen ninety two, that's when he started listening.
Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Yeah, it says you called in because you play against
Brook in the car all the time, and you do
pretty well exactly what a newby would thinks, so good luck.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
With that, Jason.
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
We'll see how it goes. Brook's gonna leave the studio
and let's get to the rules. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat broke out right if you want to win.
Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is
fashion Day. What clothing item was banned in North Korea
for being too western and rebellious? Crop tops or skinny
jeansp tops with speeds reaching up to one thousand, six
hundred miles an hour. Which planet has the strongest wins
in our solar system? Denis who has directed the action
(01:02:37):
films Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Jango unchained Oh in
the movie Cars, who is Toe Mater's best friend?
Speaker 14 (01:02:52):
Man, it's the PC answer.
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
That's sweet. Well done there, Jason.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
So Brook's coming back in the studio and let's learn
more about this newbie first time on the show. Jason
spent twenty years in the Army. He's now an assistant
coach for his son's basketball team, and he believes his
son will make the NBA.
Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
Thanks for your service, brother.
Speaker 14 (01:03:22):
Busy, Well, he was only fourteen years old. He's about
five three.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Right now, you're gonna get some growth hormones in him
or what's your playing?
Speaker 14 (01:03:31):
Yeah, hey, we're gonna pump him with something, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I'm just gonna tell you to drink that non organic
milk and then I think you'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Oh yeah, we're gonna figure out a way to make
him a star one way or the other.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Jason.
Speaker 14 (01:03:46):
So yeah, I'm down for it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Good, all right, we'll talk after this. Now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
You ready, Yes, your time starts now. Today's fashion day.
What clothing item was banned in North Korea for being
too western and rebellious? Crop tops or skinny jeans?
Speaker 10 (01:04:00):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Skinny jeans with speeds reaching up to one thousand, six
hundred miles an hour. Which planet has the strongest wins
in our Solar system?
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Jupiter?
Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Who has directed the action films Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill,
and Django Unchained.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
My God? What's his name?
Speaker 16 (01:04:16):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
In the movie Cars? Who is toa mater's best friend past,
I don't know, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Only four questions? She got to, I.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Don't know what? What's his name?
Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
She's dreaming of NBA boys right now.
Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
That's why let's go to the scoreboard to see how
you did with Jose.
Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
No no no see no no no.
Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
I used to work on me as a kid too.
Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Yeah, Jason, you had great.
Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Effort, but you got z.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You threw me off.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
All I was thinking about was I was trying to
remember the short NBA player's name, spud Web.
Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he was really short. Okay, So
Jason got zero, Brook, you got one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Okay. Thank you for just really blowing it, Jason. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's fashion Day.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
The clothing item banned in North Korea for being too western,
too rebellious is skinny jeans. Kim Jung also banned mullets
and body piercings for the same reason, but he loves Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Let that belly hang out, Kim Jong.
Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
With speed's reaching up to one thousand, six hundred miles
an hour, the planet with the strongest winds would actually
be Neptune. The director who did action films Pulp Fiction,
Kill Bill and Django Unshine, Who is it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Tarantino is right in the movie Cars.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Toe Materer's best friend is the main character, Lightning McQueen.
Jow All right, hey Jason, I'm sorry man, first time
on it wasn't enough to beat her. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a family four pack
of tickets to the Doc Mixed Stuffs exhibit. Doc mcstuffin's
the exhibits open now, but imagine Children's Museum in Everett.
Assist Halley in the operating room, give check ups in
(01:06:07):
the er, visit Lamby in the nursery, help Stuffy in
the pet vet, and make them all better. You'll feel
better too at Doc mcstuffin's. The exhibit open now.
Speaker 16 (01:06:16):
Awesome, Thank you so much, you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Of course, man, and you after all these years of
listening and the and the first time on the show,
what do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Yeah, well, it's like hanging out with a bunch of
pot heads, the idiots I listen to every day.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Hey man, you're welcome back on the show anytime.
Speaker 14 (01:06:34):
Okay A thank you all right.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Really, and good luck to your son and his basketball team.
We're going to be back to do Windbrooks back the
same time tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning
We got a new full show for you that starts
right now today.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So much for being here with the podcast, And apparently
Alexis wants to start with our.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Comments since today is what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes, and Hannah Stanford commented, hope you guys are having
fun and making dumb decisions so you have entertaining stories
to tell us during What's on your Mind?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh you know, I will say a little teaser for
what's on your mind is I did run into Jeffrey
and he did witness me get kicked out of a bar.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You're so good to hear what that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is all about coming up? And also a brand new
second date. We got lots of fun and the show
starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Raise your hand here because it's radio. If you like
to enjoy a mid day nap broken Jeffrey in the morning,
I asked, because there's a brand new study that's out
saying that if you really love to nap, yes, it
could kill you, So good for you not according to
(01:02):
science Brooker. It's a study from the Associated Professional Sleep
Society right here in our own city that included over
eighty six thousand participants.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Please tell me it's like naps over a certain length
or something could kill you.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, apparently there is a difference between short nappers and
long nappers. Short nappers are thirty minutes or less. So
which one are you, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm fifteen. I do my coffee naps.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You drink the coffee before and then it hits you
while right as you wake up, I'm fifteen.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
We're gonna get to the problem with that in a second.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
But the research shows that taking longer naps is associated
with higher mortality rate. If you take naps on the
weekends from one to three or eleven to one, like.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
A two hour nap.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Apparently that's like pre signing your own death certificate.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Why why that's what they say it happened?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh, I thought there was like a res.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well research it'd say it most likely has an underlying
health condition that's causing you to need to nap so much.
But the short nappers, though, thirty minutes or less, it
has a surprising impact on your longevity in.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
A good or bad way.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Jazz in a good way. Oh, as long as you
don't mix it with.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Alcohol or caffeine, which completely negates it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How do you say it?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Wait, you just gotta try.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
That's information that's out there right now. So the researchers
say all of that could benefit from a quick zap
to the.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Neck with the shock college question of the day.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So let's just do what the medical experts want and
send it over to our digital producer for some sweet
shock therapy in trivia.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Let's do it as we speak. One of the world's
oldest and most prestigious sporting events is taking place across
the pond. It's the tennis tournament Wimbledon. Wo Out of
the big four tennis slams, this is probably the most distinguished.
Some might even call it hoity. Not me, but some.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Yeah, at least I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Would say double toyy Oh.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
No, I don't know, because is there anything more elegant
and regal than spending five hours watching two people smack
a ball back and forth while an old British man
yells quiet please they don't. But Wimbledon isn't just about
white outfits and polite grunting. It's got some truly bizarre
rules and traditions that date back hundreds of years, and
(03:26):
you'll be tested on them today during a special Wimbled
Done or wimble don't edition of tenty of twenty. You guys,
say number one through twenty. I'll give you a unique
rule from the Great British Tennis Tournament. You just have
to tell me if it's a real wimbled done or
a made up wimble don't. We'll start with the woman
(03:46):
who'd wish she'd wimbled done some studying last time she
was in England. Yeah, that's Alexis five. Number five, alexis
your wimbled In fact? Is this? If a spectator sneezes
twice in one match, an official will pull escort them
to a special sneeze zone where they could recover and
without distracting play.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is this a.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Wimbled done or a wimbled don't.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Some people do sneez so obnoxiously.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, there's a lot of old men there, and the
older the man gets, the louder the sneeze is that is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Also that's true, But then I also imagine like an
old man having to get up and move seats.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
That also sounds very loud and distracting. So I'm gonna
say wimble don't.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Alexa says we made it up. Wimble don't.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yes, they kick you out entirely.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
They don't give you a chance to cut execute it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They do like to take people's heads off.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's okay, give me number fifteen fifteen Brook.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Wimbledon officials must be prepared for anything. An example of
that would be a team of hawk handlers at every match.
If a pigeon shows up, a hawk is released to
deal with the dirty street bird, and then play will resume.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Is that a wimbled dune or a wimbled don't?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
It's like they have bird security.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I do know that the peregreene falcon okay, loves him
to kill some pigeons.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, but they fly so high you don't see him.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So they'd be perfect for wimbled because they'd be way
up there. I mean there's a lot of British falcons
out there, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
There were top hats and monocles.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna say wimbled dump Wait, Wimbledon, wimbled, what is it?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Will?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I'm never going to be invited to this tennis match.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Says Wimbled.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Done.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yes, A trained hawk named Rufus's flown around center cord
wearing to scare off pigeons and then he watches the
matches with his handler just ready to strike.
Speaker 11 (05:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
So is that like the mascot kind of Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
That's been the hawk the last fifteen years placed another
hawk named Harnish beforehand.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
If I was a pigeon, I would just wear like
a bright yellow jacket and then I look, ye, I
would get it if.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
I was a pigeon.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Thank you. I'll keep that mind for this question. Jose,
Five and fifteen are off the board.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Let's go twelve.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Jose.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Your Wimbledon fact is this, only strawberries from a certain
county in England can be served as spectators during the match.
They are picked at dawn same day and given with cream.
Is this a Wimbledon or a Wimbledon?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
So?
Speaker 12 (06:24):
I know, as a foodie, I know that strawberries and
cream is a big thing in Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Have you tried the Westershire strawberries?
Speaker 12 (06:33):
So it does make sense that it would be like
a specific farm, and you know they got that contract
like with the Royal Dawn and they're like, now we're
the Royal Strawberry Farm. I'm gonna say wimble done, wimbled,
wimbled done.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
It's confusing, but Jose says that's a real fact. They're
harvested from the County of Kent, England, on the southeast
area of England, not.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
The northwest side, thank god.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Over two million strawberries are served every year during the tournament.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Makes delicious strawberries.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Ever, all the farm does is just that event and
they make.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Ten million dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
We've gone three for three so far, Jeffrey, you're about
to go forty love. I don't know tennis scoring.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Jeffrey's just right.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
I'm about to get shut out.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Let's go with love.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Okay, zero, how about a number? Okay, love and one?
Then okay, number one, Jeffrey. Your wimbled in fact is
this Spectators are encouraged. It's not a rule, but they're
encouraged to use a soft British golf clap to show
appreciation for a point scored. What is a soft British
golf clap? Is it where a person uses only their fingertips,
not their palm. I'm not sure what is it? A
Wimbledon or a Wimbledon studio.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I was chatting with my friend Will the other day,
Prince Will of Wales. Yeah, we were just having a
little chat about the Wimbledon games.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah it was face via carrier pigeons, which aren't.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That checks out for him. He isn't born brother, but.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
He is quite a Wimbledon fan and there is no
way that he would ever be quiet during one of
these events. That's why I was saying, this is wimbled.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Don't. You are allowed to cheer as loud as you
want it Wimbledon.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Jeffrey says, wimbled don't. He's yeah, you can get raucous
in between points.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
And Prince Will and I sure do, which.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Means I've been shut out in today's ad show.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
All right, So the least classy of us digital Jake
will be getting shocked while singing let it be by
the Beatles.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary
comes to me speaking words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Let it be nice job, Jake.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I prefer the hawk.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Well done, Jake, that was your shock collar question of
the day. We got your phones have coming up in
just a few.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I really didn't want it to come to this, but
it's been brought to my attention that somebody on this
show has been embellishing her stories to seem young and cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Good, how dare you sorry?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Where somebody said she got a welt by being hit
with a baseball during batting practice, But really she got
it chasing the ice cream truck and plowed hit first
into a baby stroll.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Oh yeah, that definitely looks like a stroller.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Mark, Ye, I can barely see it young and cool.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
So we've had to install a lie detector in studio.
Let's test it out. Brook, Where did you get your
outfit from today?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well? I bought I actually owned it all. I just love.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, really, the jeans were rented, but then I bought
them from the rental company because I like them so much.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
She's a dirty liar.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Okay, you're delaying the in evitable. Where is it really from?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
She stole it from a donation. I've been outside of
Salvation Army. Okay, this is low.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
So we're gonna make sure to keep this lie detector
activated to make sure we get the truth.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
During a brand new What's on your Mind that's coming
up right now?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and some people
say rise and shine. We're more of a caffeinate and
tolerate kind of Crown I mean rise and shine. Let's
just try to make it through another edition of What's
on Your Mind. We're gonna start with the lean, mean
caffeine queen herself Brook Fox Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, you all know that it was recently my birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, and you also all know that my husband's gift
giving ability is not it's not great, which is fine.
He shows love in a lot of other ways, but
it may hit a new Timlow.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh no, it was your gift.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, first from my son, which of course is just Michael.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I got a trip to the Family Fund center.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
They got they got an arcade there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, obviously they had me in mind and they take this.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, so we did that. It was fun, but you know,
I was like, that wasn't really a present for me.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But okay.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
The good news was though, Michael did book me a massage, right, yes.
And then the night before he's sitting on his phone
and he's like, oh, hey, by the way, do you
just want to pay for that there?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And like, excuse me, what.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No way?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Edi goes, well, I just figured like it'd be easier
if you just paid for it. There, I'm like, I
understand all of my money is coming from the same account.
Like the thought of you actually paying for it. Yah know, Michael,
it is a birthday gift.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
You pay for it.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, And he goes, oh, okay, should I tip?
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Oh my god, I just figure it out.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
I don't know how good it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So, you know, he's a great partner man, terrible a
gift giving.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 12 (12:25):
I visited my family recently and my little nephew, Matteo,
is growing up.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He's not so little now. Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
Teenager, but I immediately notice he's a little bit quieter
and a lot cooler. Oh Like, Like, I asked him
how school, He's like, it's cool.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
I'm like, how's your dating life? He's like, it's cool,
it's cool. Did I ask him how cold his eyes?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
Yeah, he said anyways. But there's one thing that totally
perked him up while I was there. He said, our
show is starting to flood him.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
And his friends for you pages on TikTok.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
Yes, yes, he's like, it's a huge conversation topic with
his friends.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
At lunch.
Speaker 12 (13:10):
They talk about the second dates and whenever I'm whenever.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I'm brought up like the guy with the laugh. He's like,
that's my uncle, that which is awesome.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
Yeah right, So the way he told it to me,
it implies that I'm cool. Like so I have a
message for my thirteen year old bros. All right and
my Mateo's homies. Okay, I wrote this down.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Make sure okay you got you got a message the
youth that are listening to us right now.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
To write it down.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Yeah, he skimmity is yeah, Walt Risney here.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Oh, just want to say you're chill guys.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Yeah, you're him if he turner and I'm him liking that.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
No, you know, I can't.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
What are you doing on?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
I had all the momentum.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
We have negative aura.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Now yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Stivity toilet.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
As what's been on your mind?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
First, I lost my voice because last of you guys
on vacation.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
This is.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
While I should stop talking. I'm not going to story.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I didn't know that you get louder and screen more
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
So I was in Croatia with my best friend Rod
a bar obviously looking for hot man. And we come
and meet some Portuguese guys okay, yes.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
And so we start talking about they asking what do
you guys do for work?
Speaker 13 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (14:38):
And I'm like, oh, I'm in radio. They're like, what
do you talk about? I'm like dating stuff, dumb stuff,
funny things.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
They're like, oh, kind of like that show work and
Jeffrey I was like no, yeah, like exactly like that shows.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And they're like, oh, you know it.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
I'm like no, no, like I work with the show,
like I'm there. And they were so confused.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
And then the night with that voice.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Yeah, and I had this voice when I.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Met them, Man, you're the guy on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And then the rest of the night thought what happens
we talk about the show? What about that one caller
who didn't get a call back?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Then what happened?
Speaker 13 (15:22):
How much money are the gift cards you get?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
What about this?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And so where am I in creating on the beach
talking about our job with these men?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeaked up with a million?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh my god, all right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Over the weekend, I decided to venture into the city.
And who do I randomly bump into walking down the streets.
My co host Brooke Fox just randomly bumped into her
and my quick takeaways from that encounter.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We were together for literally five minutes Number one with
her kids and her quote husband near the baseball stadium.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yes, number two, extremely irresponsible took her children and I
witnessed this, took them into the bar area and promptly
got asked by staff to leave.
Speaker 14 (16:17):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Am I making that up?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Am I making it up?
Speaker 15 (16:20):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're not tall enough to reach it.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Order you.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I am just stating the facts that you brought your
impressionable underage children into a twenty one and over area
around rampant drunkards like myself the air for record.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
But what's funny is I actually thought she was really
ridiculous that she.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Asked us to leave. She says, friends, I'm not going
to sit down.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
But that's not the thing. I was most disappointed.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
That's what bothered me the most was who takes their
family to a baseball game nowadays and doesn't have tickets beforehand?
Thought she was gonna scout tickets when she got to
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We got the homey hookup because we got a friend
who works with the umps and we were waiting for
him to send us the seats.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Really, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I'm pretty sure you told me. I'm just gonna scalp
them when.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I get there.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, if the tickets didn't come through, that was a
second option, but.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They came through.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
It's the digital age. You go online, sort by cheapest.
There you go.
Speaker 13 (17:23):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It is the age of work in the system. And
that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We got a family of four into the game for
free ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
All right, I'm just gonna go first.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, everybody's in the bar area. Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
This is coming from mom though, who still has a
landline in her house, so I guess I shouldn't be
surprised it not.
Speaker 12 (17:41):
Still, it's true, very co operator to pick up seconds.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
That's what's been on our minds.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Text into seven eighty five nine two tell us what's
been on yours.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And here come
the text in. It's seven eight five nine to a
lot of our listeners writing in to tell us what's
on their mind. This one says, just noticed Alexis is
the only one with no bio on your website.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
This should be fixed immediately.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yes, send it in.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I didn't have one. What you don't even know?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
I did talk to the station about this. Yeah, it
has to go through the HR department in order for
it to be approved, and we haven't had an HR
since twenty twenty two. That makes sense, so they want
to get it done by the year twenty thirty five.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
They said, they.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Get that's why they're going to hire jargon.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
That's when they're going to hire one person.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Wow, hopefully it's an HR person, So we'll keep you posting.
Another text says, what's on my mind? My son first
born married the love of his life last weekend in
a beautiful orchard. I have the greatest daughter in law ever.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
Yeah, the negative partner, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It feels exactly the same way.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, and I'm assuming Jose already follows her online and
he approves of her too.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
She is gorgeous. Another one says, what's on my mind?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
I'm sitting in the parking lot at work, debating if
I should drag my butt in or just listen to
the rest of your show and call in sick.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Just I mean, from the sound of that text, it
doesn't sound like you sound.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Well, yeah, you don't want to go.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
In fact, the more you listen to the show, the
more nauseous you'll actually be that's a good point, so
it won't even be a lie. So just call out
and if you want to go find our show, it's
available wherever you get your podcasts. We're up on YouTube,
on Spotify, on Apple, all.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Of It, Apro and Jeffrey it Is.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And you can call in sick to your work after
you listen to Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You ever have a whole romantic evening planned and your
date stands you up.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Yes, yes, next question, not a good feeling.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Maybe you spent hundreds of dollar to reserve a private
two person karaoke room and after the first three hours
of you soloing Britney Spears songs all by yourself, start
to realize, wait, they're probably not coming, are they?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
It is toxic, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Three hours brit So you spend the next four hours
cry singing Adele and Celine Dion songs all alone.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Yeah, I stayed the whole time because I paid up front.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But even say in French, at one point seven hours.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Maybe getting stood up is for the best stuff, because
sometimes when dates actually show up, it can turn out
even worse.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I imagine the tears had to mop up off the
floor of that room.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I know the people on our next segment wish they'd
been ghosted, because instead their meetups went so bad. They're
on for a Battle of the Tinder Dates. We'll hear
their stop stories coming up right after this.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
One. Then, dares you, guys, swipe right. The question is
whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
It's Battle Love the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's the dating game show that encourages you to ask
yourself WWSD, what would Snookie do? That's the type of
decision making we need for Battle of the Tinder Dates,
where two of our listeners go head to head to
find out whose dating life is the most tragic. We're
gonna explain the rules in just a second, but first
let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her ideal first
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date is to get tipsy with a foreign dignitary and
accidentally leak confidential secrets of national security to them over.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
A late night burrito.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Wow, meet treason, Eden Ah, that's how World War one started?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
And in the other corner, she challenges you to name
any car that she hasn't twrked on top of or
thrown up inside.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Of and trust me, you're not gonna be able to
do it.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
That's why they call her party Carly.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, Carly, maybe you could give Alexis a recommendation on
what cleaner to use.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yes, But here's how the game works.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
One contestant's gonna start by telling one of their worst
dating stories than the other. We're trying to counter with
a nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back
and forth for three rounds here, and then afterwards we
will declare a winner.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
We're gonna kick.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Things off first with treeson Eden.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Go.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
Okay, So I had a date with a guy who
was like a finance brotype.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh okay.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
He was going off about crypto and how.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
I should invest right.
Speaker 16 (22:36):
And I forget the name, maybe lama coin or I'll
pack a coin or done o sounds.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Legit, like you could just put any animal in front
of coin and then it probably actually exists.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
So I was like sure, and he showed me how
to set up an account and I bought some Oh no, well,
five days later it's shot up in value and instead
of only two hundred dollars, I like own two thousands.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
A bad date it's amazing.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
The thing is, I text him to thank him, and
he said he just bought an island, so good luck
with life and he'll never seen me again.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh wow, man, I still don't feel sorry for you though.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
That's why it's called lama Coin Island. I got it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You been there? Got an invite?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Him, bros. Let's go over to Carly. Can you hit back?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah? So a guy and I actually went to this
eat food place and I ordered crab and when my
crab came out, he started complaining about he hated the
small seafood.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Why would you go there? Then did he pick the rest?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:39):
It was crazy. So he he actually taste out an
entire bottle of cologne out of his pocket and spraised
it all over himself until the whole bottle is gone.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Headache.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
I sat there, I sat there in this smell of Abercrombie,
coloonne and seatfood all night.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
It was awfle But Crombie, he has the good stuff.
It's round two. We're back to you, all right.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Well, I met a guy who works at a museum
and he told me he was going to seek the
Inn one night for our date.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh yeah, that sounds romantic, so it sounds fun.
Speaker 16 (24:16):
But when I get there, he kept joking about the
dinosaur exhibit and if I wanted to look at his bone.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh really, it's.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
A good one.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
I should work on this show, you guys, he's not
talking about the diynasty.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, we got it, we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I just thought he was going to be classy because
he actually worked at a museum.
Speaker 16 (24:36):
Like At one point he said he had used the restroom,
so lady, and then he came out dressed as a
caveman and yelled, my name is Dave. He want hump?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
That's a line.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Why do I know this guy? We're just going to
move on to car.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
All right, friends, what do you got?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
A guy and I were out at the bars, and
as the night ended, he said he'd ordered me an
uber home.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's nice.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Yeah, it was really nice. So the car got there
and I got in, but he got in right after me,
and that's when he introduced me to his mom and dad,
who were in the front seat.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Called his mom and dad to come pick you up.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It was uber chair.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
They explained that their son had been laid off recently,
so they had been driving him around to use the
financial strain he's going through.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
It.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
Guess worse, it gets worse. They looked at him and said, Matthew,
is she going to her house or spending the night
with us?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like they even have to ask. You're going back to
their place.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
It's time for the third and final round eat and
we need your best story.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Okay, little guy and I got some food from a
foucha by apart, and then was a little luck and
a raccoon kept coming up to us. It wasn't paying
any attention to me, but it started making weird noise
and almost attacking my date.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
WHOA, oh god, oh man, that's scary because he's moving
in on the raccoon's girl.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 16 (26:18):
Yeah, that's when he apologized, and he finally admitted that
he had stuffed raw chicken breast down his pants to
look figgers.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
WHOA, oh my god, sanitary, did you get sell Manila
down there?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
This is your last chance?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
God.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
So my date came to my house and he brought
me this huge bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, nice, finally a nice guy that you're out with.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
Yeah. And so it wasn't until after the date when
my eighty year old neighbor came by and said, come
with me, and I yeah, and I saw hurts to
the retirement center. Across the street. A bunch of the
seniors and a couple of nurses were holding down my
date on a gurney. What turns out they had a
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video of him coming into the facility and taking all
of the flowers from the front desk area.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
He knows where to go.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
I was more ashamed he couldn't fight off the senior.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Sad.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
There's the final bell that means match is over. We
need to score this one, Alexis, who wins today?
Speaker 9 (27:36):
I'm gonna do Carly for the senior.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Steeler guy just said one for Carly.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Sorry, I can't get over Rod Chicken in the pants.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
I give it.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
You got the decision maker, who's it going to be?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
I'm going with Rod Chicken pants surprise.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Eating congratulations trees and eating. Alexis is jealous of what
a train wreck your dating life is and you should
be proud of that.
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Well, I mean, I guess I'm happy I won, but
I hope my dating life get better.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Yeah, no, I hope not.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I want you back on the show for more of
these stories. That's a battle of the tender dates. We
got your phones.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Have coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Today, we call a babysitter who's been nannying one family's
kids for the last two years. Oh, it's a long time,
and she finally had a chance to go on a
vacation and wouldn't you know it, the family wanted to
prank her.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's true family right there.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I thought, oh, like, this is way too cruel, but
everybody else in here.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Was like, no, let's get it.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
She deserves to have her peaceful getaway ruin that will
teach her to take a day.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Off of work.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
End quote, let's go.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
And you know me, I'm a sheep, so I just
went along with it and we pretended Alexis was the
fill in nanny. Now me just saying those words should
give you absolute nightmares.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
But this is it. It's your phone tap right now
on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Beth?
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (29:13):
Who's this?
Speaker 13 (29:14):
It's Heather from Delta Zeta you know easy DeAsis.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
I don't know what that is. I'm sorry, the.
Speaker 13 (29:23):
Nanny service contacted me. I'm filling in for you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Oh okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know what that was,
all right, Hi, how are you everything.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
I'm watching the Anderson kids and they said I should
call you if I had any questions because you've been
with the family for a few years now.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Right, Yeah, thanks for covering for me. I mean, this
is the first occasion I've had in a while, so
oh it's going on.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
Sorry, I don't want to bug you, but do you
know where they keep the liquor?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Why? Why would you need to know that?
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I mean, it doesn't matter what kind it is. I
mean prefer peach shops. But I just need to get right,
I feel me.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, that's really not a cool thing to do while
you're working.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Yeah, but it's my first week here. Come on, I'm
just getting out the nerves.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I'm sure you have a day off you can get
out the nerves. Then that's not professional, not when you're
working with kids.
Speaker 13 (30:20):
All right, mom? I mean it takes at least three
shots for me to even get buzzed.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
But okay, did you seriously just call me? Mom? I mean,
this is like my vacation and you're calling about liquor,
like not a good idea?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, you know what, I'm.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
Sure I can just find it on my own. But anyway,
do you know where they keep the money?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Then?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
In their wallet? This is not cool. I don't understand
why you're even asking.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
No, not that money. But you know, if I wanted
to buy a pizza for the kids, or like for makeup.
I look at all the verds and I can't find any.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
You're not using their money to buy your personal things. Okay,
they will give you money if they want you to
buy a pizza or something.
Speaker 13 (30:58):
Oh wait, like this like a poor family. They don't
see poor.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
No, they're not poor at all. It's just your job
is to take care of the kids, not yourself. Oh yeah,
do that on your off time.
Speaker 13 (31:10):
Wait where are they anyways?
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Who?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Where are who?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (31:16):
The kids? Duh?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh my god? Are you serious?
Speaker 13 (31:20):
Where do they keep them?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Do you know where the kids are?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I've been wondering, going on, who are you? Well?
Speaker 13 (31:25):
I've been wandering around the house for like two hours
and I can't find them anywhere.
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Old on, you lost the kids?
Speaker 8 (31:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Rude?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
No, what do you think I am stupid?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah? Of course you're stupid. I mean, have you not
met the family?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
The kids?
Speaker 13 (31:39):
Calm down, mom, I just parked up front. I went
up the brick staircase and the door was unlocked, so
I just went inside.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
They they don't have a brick staircase.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
It's a brick staircase with a big black door.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
No, girl, that's not the right house. No, you're not
in the right house.
Speaker 13 (31:53):
Yeah, it says on their mailbox. I'm looking at it
right now. Seventeen thirty way thirteen seventy.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Wait, oh, fudge numbers.
Speaker 13 (32:02):
Seriously always confuse me.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
There is no way that the babysitting service would hire
someone like you. Just get out of the house and
I'll call the Andersons.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Oh no, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 13 (32:11):
I've already called them, and they're the ones who actually
wanted me to set you up for this prank phone call,
so they don't know about it.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
What's going on.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
My real name's Alexis from the radio show Brooke and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Wait, this is this is a joke.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
The Anderson family set you up. They said you finally
took a vacation, which you totally deserve, but they all
miss you and can't wait for you to come back.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, I need to key to that liquor cabinet. Now okay,
oh my god.
Speaker 13 (32:40):
We do know where the liquor cabin is.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
I knew you were holding back on me, not on a.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
Job, yeah, okay, just before and after yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
And now oh yeah, same.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Wake up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I can't speak for the ladies, but I know the
goal of every man on the dating apps is to
find that golden pickup line. That's the goal, that message
that's too irresistible not to respond to. For years, people
claimed it didn't exist. They said it was a myth
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like Bigfoot or a ziploc bag that reseals on the
first try.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Existent.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Is that what you guys are talking about in your
man circles all the time.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
But one of our listeners claims he found it. Wow,
the golden pickup line. And I wonder if Brook or
Alexis would be able to not respond if they ever
found this message in their DM will melt it.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You're gonna hear it in your brand.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
New second Date update right after this Second Date update.
It's always interesting to me that we have just as
many guys listen to our show as we do ladies.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Actually, yeah, on our podcast we have more mileages yet.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
And if that's because women are forcing their spouses to
listen at the threat of withholding love, then you know
what's so be it?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, not just that we're entertaining?
Speaker 13 (34:18):
No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
We all know by now ladies don't have to approach
anyone on the dating apps. They're pretty much flooded with
messages twenty four to seven. So the big question that
we always ask here is how does a guy cut
through all the clutter and get himself.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Noticed the girl Ratio dating app.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, and our listener Connor says he's figured out a
great conversation opener that nobody else was using and says
it has an extremely high success right.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh interesting, Connor, Are you.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Sure you want to give away your secrets to the
world right here on the show?
Speaker 14 (34:57):
Honestly, No, but your producer's kind of telling me have
to do that. I want to be here.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Our producer can be kind of scary, we get it.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
He makes me do a lot of stuff I don't
want to do either, Connor, So I completely understand.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Now, time to wipe away those tears, give it up.
What's your secret?
Speaker 14 (35:13):
So I don't send any words at.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
All, any words.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I'm with you.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Women hate words. Words huge turnoff? Am I right, Alexis Yeah,
especially all.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
The way are punctuation marks?
Speaker 14 (35:26):
It's emoji, dude, You send emojis because it leads to
a response.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Eventually, Why are you because you're like trying to decode
what you're attempting to say.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Are there's specific emojis that you use?
Speaker 14 (35:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a specific group of emojis. Okay, okay, yeah,
man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji, sig, question mark emoji.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
What was the last one before question mark?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Equal sign and the question.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Mark math equations alexis like an algebra Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
You could take that out.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Okay, that's say.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm sorry from those emojis. That is a fancy first
date that you just play out.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Yeah, sushi and dancing.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
For people who aren't emoji literate, can you like translate
what exactly you're saying in it?
Speaker 14 (36:18):
Okay, so it translates to a guy and a girl,
we get sushi, we dance, and also there's a little
something special.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
What do you think, yeah, okay, it's a tiny gift.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
The fact that you have a gift box looks really cool,
the big gold box on the emoji.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Unless it's like that old SNL song about what's in
the box.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
I've never an ice cream emoji for a gift.
Speaker 14 (36:37):
No, but it always elisted. The respond either people send
back like emojis of their own, like they get it,
or they're like sorry, what was that? And at least
I've got somebody talking to me even if they didn't
get it.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
Yeah, well, then she asked for clarification, then you can
formally ask her out.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay. So you do this to hundreds of women, and
one you actually went on a date with.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
Yes, I did this to Nikki. I was able to
get her number and we met up and we did
that date.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
You did do this, okay, and you said, her name
is Nikki, that's the woman that we're going to be
calling her.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
How did your date go?
Speaker 14 (37:07):
It was great. We did exactly what I said we
were going to do. We did sushi, we went dancing,
and then I took her out paid for drinks afterwards.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh wait, where was that present? You put a present box?
I'm in there.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
The president is like, I'm going to let you in
on my secret spot.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
With really cool drinks.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Like did she like that present?
Speaker 14 (37:25):
She liked it, she thought it was cool.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Okay, how was the connection between you two?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Look?
Speaker 14 (37:31):
I thought it was great. There was no like moment
where it felt like a kiss was right. But I
felt like we were vibing the whole time. Okay, I
obviously listened to these times. Prins girl. It was like, Okay,
what you mess up? And I will tell you right now.
The awkward thing came from her and not for me.
I still want to go on our second date. But
there was a point where she called me Martin.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Martin no name name, Brook has forgotten your name.
Speaker 14 (37:58):
It's not just we forgot dude, Martin is her X.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh god, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
Yeah, she said she did. We had fun with it.
I mean I cracked a joke or two about it.
I thought it was all good. But now it's been
like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name,
but it's also kind of a good sign that she's
seeing you in a romantic way and it's unlocking that
door to like old romantic flings. A stretch, Yeah, I
have to stretch.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I mean, do you think that she's not over her ex?
Speaker 14 (38:33):
I mean that's my first thought for sure, but I
hope that that's not the case because we had a
good time. I would like to see her again. And
also like, if you're not over your ex, fine, but
you're gonna ghost me for that?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Well, I mean maybe she thinks it's it's kind right,
Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy.
Speaker 14 (38:50):
Alone, never the kindest option.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I mean, I agree, I agree. I don't disagree with that.
But what happened at the very end of.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
The night, I was like, Hey, this has been so
much fun. I hope to see you again. We gave
each other a hog.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
And how many times have you called her? How many
times have you texted her?
Speaker 14 (39:06):
Well, obviously I hit her with some emo jeez.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
Then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not be
like weird about it.
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Did you leave the voicemail saying your real name? Because
maybe she doesn't remember it. Maybe you should have called
yourself Martin.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Oh, that is rough, that's true, And voicemails are a
little bit as especially if you hear the loser line
segment on our show.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
It's always a risk to leave one.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and
they end quickly. Yeah, that's the same thing I just
said twice, But you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Just like making short to end it quickly, get out.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Getmore, there you go.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
So we're going to reach out to Nikki. Hopefully she
answers and we'll find out is it really just because
she called you her ex's name on the date or
something else happening when we come back for your second
date update. Right after this second date update, it was
a warm summer afternoon and our listener Connor con de
(40:05):
Gal into a date with a flick of the finger
and a string of mysterious emojis man emoji, woman emoji,
sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji, gift box emoji equals
question mark emoji.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Jeff, that's where we're at now.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I've conferred with my co host Jose Sherlock, Homeboy, and
Brooke what's up Watson.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
They told me we don't know enough about this date.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I think we know quite a bit though, Oh, I
think we know quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Not quite enough though.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
Our only lead is that.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Nikki called Connor by her ex lover's name some nobody
named Martin.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
But that's all we know. We don't even know what
they spoke.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
About, any childhood memories. Did they play the game pasta Arasta?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
What is that game?
Speaker 8 (40:58):
Oh man, you haven't played pasta a rosta.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
I haven't even lived apparently, Connor, can you tell us
what was the gab about that night?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
What did you speak about?
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Oh man? I feel like it was pretty basic first
date stuff like stuff that happened to us with her kids.
I was like, oh, I have this scar on my arm. Honestly,
now that we're talking about I'm like, am I basic?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Am I basic? It's okay.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
There wasn't a big crazy moment.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing,
and that is not basic.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Many men are scared of dancing.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
I'll take that. But our conversation maybe wasn't as like,
I don't know, it wasn't like we looked up at
the stars and contemplated our existence again.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves and that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Still no pasta arosta, so kind of fell short. But
let's reach out to Nikki here. We'll see if she
picks up, and hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
If she doesn't, let's play the game, because I'm really
curious how this game works.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
It's not appropriate for radio.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Was going to guess, Penny, Okay, you don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
You would want that paint anyway, I know.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Right here, Let's just call Nikki here, hopefully get out
of this awkwardness.
Speaker 6 (42:11):
Here we go. Hey, is this Nikki?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Hey, Nikki, You're on radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What's up Nikki here?
Speaker 15 (42:32):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
I'm not sure if you're busy or something, but we're
doing a segment on our show.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
I'm so sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm just honestly, it'll take less than three minutes.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Lucky for you, we're not doing our big segment pasta
a rasta yeah, super highly.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
This is quick, actually kind of exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, yeah, because the second Date Update, it's where one
of our listeners has asked us to help get some
answers for why you're not responding to his emoji texts
and your voicemail messages.
Speaker 15 (43:06):
Oh god, oh my god, why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay, we're talking about immediately when we say emoji, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
Connor, Yeah, I know about the emojis, But like, why
would he call a radio station and like get you
guys involved, Like I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, because he told us the story about your date
and said he's reached out a few times hoping to
get a second one that has not happened, and he's
not sure why.
Speaker 15 (43:31):
Well, I don't know what he told you, guys, but
I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on
the date.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, we heard about the moment where you called him
by your ex boyfriend's name, Martin.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Fine, it sounds like he didn't even like care that much.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
I mean, there could have been more moments on the
date that might have turned you off. Like, we just
don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on
the situation.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's why we're calling.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
Yeah, I mean, actually it was it was just that.
I mean, I'm to be honest with you guys about something.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
It was. It was that moment.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, but it sounds like you guys joked about it
after you called him the wrong name.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
He like made light of it and you can't let no.
Speaker 15 (44:10):
I mean, I tried to laugh it off, but tell
you guys the truth. Martin is not my excess name.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Wait what what that's what you said?
Speaker 15 (44:20):
Yeah, no, I know, I know I had to make
it up.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
What Who's Martin?
Speaker 15 (44:25):
Okay, So his eyebrows are the bushiest eyebrows I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And swing, are you talking.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
About Martin right now or are you talking about our
listener your date with Connor.
Speaker 15 (44:36):
I'm talking about Connor. Like he has the same eyebrows
as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martin look thin. And
I put him in my song with that, and I
guess I got so used to seeing that name on
my phone and that. Yeah, so you.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Wait, you saved him as like Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy
or something in your phone.
Speaker 15 (44:58):
I said, Martin eyebrows. Yeah, and in the picture of
you put really like you saw they were bushy, hence
me putting him in my phone is Martin Browse. I
couldn't stop looking at them. It was like a bad
accident that you can't stop looking at.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Okay, Yeah, watching like one caterpillar.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
I don't think.
Speaker 10 (45:24):
That.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because
Martin No Connor, Connor, he's uh, he's on the other
line listening to this.
Speaker 14 (45:36):
Nikki, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
I have to talk because I'm on the radio. But yeah,
he's there. Sorry, Honor, are you there?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I bet you have great eyebrows, Mark, They're.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Very full, like people are into it big eyebrowser.
Speaker 15 (45:59):
Is yeah, but this is beyond the trend.
Speaker 12 (46:02):
But preference for every different people, you don't have to
That's why we date.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
That's why we date because everybody has different preferences. And
I'm sorry, Connor, you're a nice looking guy, but your
browser too much like they. I could not even focus
enough to remember your real name, Birst, the name I've
been calling you in my follow.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
How do you apologize for being mean?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
And the double down on it is honesty?
Speaker 16 (46:26):
Mean?
Speaker 15 (46:26):
I mean, listen, I didn't call me and do this, Okay,
Connor knew what he was getting into. He was ready,
I guess for the truth.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
And that's true.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
We do appreciate your honesty, Nikki.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
I mean, we really do.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
That's what we ask, don't I don't necessarily love what
you're saying. Yeah, but you know, at least she's being
truthful for the reason. I would think, though, that eyebrows
are something that you could easily change.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Now you don't want to change who you're taking them Jack.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Yeah, I mean, I'm happy with how I look. I'm
just fatful that it coming to the radio.
Speaker 15 (46:56):
To hear that I was trying to be nice in this.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
Now, you know, ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
What it felt nice?
Speaker 5 (47:05):
If she said the reason I said is because you
remind me you look like Martin scorse That feel good,
she could have.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Just said, you know what, I'm so sorry. I just
don't feel an attraction here.
Speaker 11 (47:15):
That's all.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
She would have been fine.
Speaker 14 (47:17):
But also if you said I look like Martin Scorsese,
I would have been like, hell yeah, I dude, tight.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, I love Connor.
Speaker 15 (47:25):
I mean, I'm sorry, I gotta go to work, okay,
but I'm sorry, Connor like best of luck. If you
need a brown person, I have someone really good. I'm
more than happy to give her number.
Speaker 14 (47:38):
Connor doubling really good.
Speaker 15 (47:41):
I'm not doubling down I'm trying to help. I want
Connor to find a nice woman together.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
So Look, I normally would never do this, but in
the spirit of truthfulness and honesty, Connor, I'm gonna call
it open season. Is there anything you would like to
critique about Nikki in returning field up to you, Connor?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
When she goes, well, you go hi, Connor?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, what's what's above the eyebrows that you can.
Speaker 14 (48:12):
No, I'm above it, man, you know what I mean? Like,
I'm not sorry for the way that I look. I
think she looks great. I would have been happy to
go on a second date.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
But it's just great, a great guy.
Speaker 15 (48:29):
I didn't do anything wrong. I've been embarrassed on the radio.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh you've been embarrassed.
Speaker 15 (48:37):
Embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
No.
Speaker 15 (48:40):
Next day, I'm I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm
taking a break.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
People don't answer.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Random Okay, it's good that she was able to make
this entire thing about her, So Nikki, well done.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 15 (48:54):
Just s y I The next time you go ahead
and send someone all these crazy emojis and there's a
gift in there. Why didn't you just bring a gift
and not be a chief.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh, I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, the eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
All right, Well, we started with really not knowing much
at the beginning of this what went wrong?
Speaker 6 (49:17):
And now we know it was just a couple of eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 6 (49:21):
What we solved the mystery game. I knew we'd get
to the bottom of it.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Tune in next week when we untasked the owner of
the old Kabuki theater and find out who isn't dating
the wrong person?
Speaker 8 (49:38):
His eyebrows were like super hairy.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
I knew it school Rooky Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
In the morning, I got a lot of texts coming
into our textport at seven eighty five nine two people
are ripping that woman for what she said about Connor's eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
It would have been forgiven because she didn't know he
was on the phone until she just kept going out.
Speaker 10 (49:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yeah, she just wouldn't stop anytime.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Yeah, and I know Connor didn't want to say anything
bad about her, but our.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
Listeners did not.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Yeah. Wow, they're blowing up our text war one said,
I've never even seen that woman, but I can tell
she's got a gaping fish mouth all right. Another says
she sounds like she was You know what, actually some
of these are not waiting.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
I probably shouldn't, but you know what, it is nice
to see our listeners coming together and sticking up for
other listeners who.
Speaker 6 (50:34):
Listened to this.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, but what about that, Like when they go low,
we go high?
Speaker 5 (50:38):
No, mom mentalenty we go lower?
Speaker 8 (50:42):
Went so we can all go up.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
There you go, but we will stick up for you
and your love life. You can email the show. We'll
call that person who's not calling you back and go.
Check out all of our second date updates if you
want to find them online. They're available wherever you get
your podcasts. At Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're just
two days away from our summer dare reveal. It's going
to be happening this Friday, so make sure you're listening
when we all find out what dares each of us
has to do this summer.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I'm really excited for my idea.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
We've all been thinking about him and the bad news
is I drew my own name this year?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Is that bad?
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:29):
I had to dare myself to do something just.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Like, oh no, not that I don't have to go
to work.
Speaker 13 (51:36):
Darn.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
I've got some pretty weird thoughts bouncing around upstairs here,
some twisted things I could make myself do.
Speaker 12 (51:44):
We massage from the other show members are as volunteer.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
The worst part though, is all this is going to
be up on our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,
So I have to think about me kissing a mirror
for sixty straight minutes.
Speaker 6 (51:58):
I don't know if our listen are going to want
to watch that. I know my mom will, She'll send
that to the whole family chat. But that's my hill
to climb to figure out a good dare.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
The thing is, if you missed it, we all found
out earlier who each of us is going to be challenging.
Brook's going to be giving a dare to Jose, Jose
is going to be daring Alexis, and Alexis will be
daring Brook. So make sure you're here with us this
Friday as we find out each of our summer days,
and follow us on YouTube, TikTok, insta at Brook and
(52:30):
Jeffrey because we're gonna be posting the videos over the
next few weeks unless our account gets flagged from too
much hot mirror to some action.
Speaker 12 (52:37):
I will say Alexis my stream and I have been
working very hard every night.
Speaker 6 (52:41):
Bring help from the Giggle Gang. A giggle game.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
We got a whole team on it, So you're on
the Giggle Gang. You may already know what Alexis is doing.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
The only way to find out is to be here
Friday when we announce our dares. Laser Stories is coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that just
submitted a new sport to the Olympic Committee, dodge golf,
combining golf and dodgeball into one exciting, painful, bone breaking event.
Speaker 6 (53:14):
Start sprinting. It's a par three full laser stories. This
segment where we read weird news stories around the.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other three wood thruckers just don't. This first laser
story is out of the leader in lasers across the globe, Florida.
Speaker 8 (53:33):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
A man named Gip Nelson got caught speeding last week.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
Get over here, Ghip.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
The timing could not have been worse because it was
right after a new super speeder law went into effect.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
There's still laws in Florida.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Yeah, if you didn't know, Florida just added a law
that hands down tougher penalties if you're caught driving over
one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
Whoa yo, you know what. There's so many like LAMB
in Miami alone.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
I could see that that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (54:02):
And well, the law went into effect at twelve oh
one am last Tuesday. Gip got caught doing one oh
four and a seventy just two minutes later.
Speaker 8 (54:15):
That would be Alexis lunch.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Do you think the cop was counting down on his
watch and five.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Four here they come.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Officials confirmed he was the first person to get ticketed
under the new law. Yeah, so what's gonna happen to
the old gipper?
Speaker 15 (54:30):
Now?
Speaker 5 (54:31):
First time offenders can get thirty days in jail, a
five hundred dollars fine.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Or both. Wow, Gip, And before that there was no
jail time.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
So now it's not really clear if they're gonna let
him off with just the fine.
Speaker 6 (54:45):
But there is footage of him getting handcuffed, so maybe not.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Geez.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
Either way, get better not get caught super speeding again
because repeat offenders can and will get.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Up to ninety days in jail.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Whoaday, I lived in Montana state when there was no
speed limit.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
Yeah, just said I.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Well, yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
A nighttime speed limit, which was like I think sixty five.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah, okay, that's reasonable.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
This next lazer stories out of the Swiss miss Alps
Hot Chocolate. A thirty seven year old man named Gabriel
Brucker was exploring a glacier in southern Switzerland when the
unthinkable happened. He broke through a snow bridge and plummeted
twenty six feet.
Speaker 8 (55:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
He managed to survive the fall, but was in a narrow,
hard to find crevice. Luckily, he had a walkie talkie
with him and radioed for help and the search was on.
As rescuers scoured the mountain, after thirty minutes of looking,
they are beginning to get extremely worried. Yeah, that's until
the barks of a tiny Chihuahua caught their eyes.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
In the Swiss mountain.
Speaker 8 (56:00):
S those giants dogs. Now they send a little.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Chiuaha, just wild chiuahuas up in the Swiss house the snow.
No Gabriel had fallen in, but his dog, named mister Whittles,
was so light that he managed to remain on top
of the snow.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
So tedy.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
He's one of those long haired cha Yeah, he's really.
Speaker 5 (56:24):
The four legged hero was pacing back and forth right
at the opening of the deep crevasse, and because of that,
the crew was able to save him. Gabriel and mister
Whittles were flown to the hospital and they're expected to make.
Speaker 6 (56:38):
A full recovery.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
The rescue team later told the press that there's no
way they would have located Gabe if it hadn't been
for the heroic act of his pet Pooch. Yay, let's
go to your next laser story. Out of food News,
General Mills has a new breakfast option, but does it
sound good or gross?
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (57:01):
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Hormel partnered up for a new
bacon flavored cereal chili.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Label Bacon but with cinnamon toast Crunch.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
A few Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (57:17):
According to General Mills, it has that same cinnamon taste.
They just added the bacon flavor on top of it,
so it's savory and sweet tasty.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
I mean, sugar bacon is really good.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
I mean, maybe it's like that mesquite flavor.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Yeah, the saltiness sweet.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
To be fair, the two brands partnered last year for
cinnamon flavored bacon.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's another just flipping it crystallize or caramelizes bacon.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
They claimed. Fans loved that.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, it might be delicious in like trail mix with milk,
you know.
Speaker 8 (57:49):
But to come out with bacon.
Speaker 6 (57:51):
Lo, there's the cinnamon flavored bacon.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Fo Alexis is silent because she doesn't like bacon, and
every time she brings it up she gets.
Speaker 9 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah, I have not much sad do I like
cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
There you go, Maybe this is your gateway to bacon exactly.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
So, after the success of the cinnamon flavored bacon, they
decided bacon flavored cereal was the next logical move.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
There's no actual bacon in it. By the way, bacon
bits would have probably been fun.
Speaker 8 (58:16):
But this, say, milk and bacon floating.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
Could be okay.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Still, they say it's made with artificial bacon flavor. Does
A guy who tests out new foods on TikTok got
his hands on it early and described the taste as
not terrible. Hey, it's not exactly a Ringing endorsement, but
you can get it at Walmart starting today. And if
(58:41):
you're wondering, this isn't the first collab for Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
They also did one with Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Now we're talking, how did we miss this?
Speaker 6 (58:52):
With that one? You had to win a box.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
You couldn't buy Cinnamon Toast Crunch pizza flavor wild.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
I mean maybe the cross is on a pizza.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
I bet there's no cinnamon. I think it's all cheese
and pepperoni flavor.
Speaker 6 (59:05):
The world may never know.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Next laser stories out of celeb Corner, who's the highest
grossing lead actor in Hollywood history? And when I asked,
When I asked that question, I don't mean how much
the actor makes per film. I mean which star can
you put into your movies to guarantee a film's success.
Speaker 6 (59:25):
I don't want you to guess.
Speaker 5 (59:26):
I'm just gonna tell you, because thanks to the fantastic
opening of Jurassic World's Rebirth, we have a brand new
number one, and that person is none other than Scarlet Johansson.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
I love her.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
Scarlet is great movies in which Scarlett played the lead
or was part of an ensemble have made a total
of fourteen point eight billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
And she's not just beautiful, she's a really good actors
and she's incredibly smart.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, I mean, gosh, give her a raise. She deserves it.
Speaker 6 (59:57):
I go to the movies to watch how smart people are.
Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Yeah, he just goes a good hunting.
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Love and she surpassed two of her formal Marvel Co
stars on her way to the top.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Samuel L.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Jackson was number one, but he falls to second place
with fourteen point six billion dollars, while Robert Downey Junior
is now in third with a measly fourteen point three
I can see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
They're in block only fourteen point three. How embarrassed he
should retire.
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
And of course, to make this achievement even more impressive,
Scarlett achieved the feat with just thirty six movies, compared
to seventy one for Jackson and forty five for Downey.
Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Oh yeah, good for her.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
So she probably goes and looks at her salary and
realizes it's half of those two men.
Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
It makes you wonder when this guy will be getting
the call to star in his own Hollywood blockbuster.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Can't believe it. Has to happened already, Joe, I.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Know, possibly fifty shades of green. Oh, I could definitely
see it.
Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
Yeah, I'd even.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Hold the camera for it. That Salmon's Razor Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Look at that newbie wee continues Wednesday, July ninth. So
let's all take off our shoes, none, zip our pants.
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Who's that at the door?
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Oh it's our new neighbor, Jason, Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
So we're going to change our coat or something. Nice pants.
Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Let's get it all off. Jason, come on in, Welcome
to the show. How you doing.
Speaker 15 (01:01:35):
I'm good?
Speaker 14 (01:01:35):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Sure this is the neighborhood you want to be part of.
Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Jason.
Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
It's good to have a friend like you, Jason as
a neighbor.
Speaker 14 (01:01:42):
You know, I listened to you guys since you guys
first came on.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
So I'm.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
So you're kind of like one of our children.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, in nineteen ninety two, that's when he started listening.
Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Yeah, it says you called in because you play against
Brook in the car all the time, and you do
pretty well exactly what a newby would thinks, so good luck.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
With that, Jason.
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
We'll see how it goes. Brook's gonna leave the studio
and let's get to the rules. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat broke out right if you want to win.
Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is
fashion Day. What clothing item was banned in North Korea
for being too western and rebellious? Crop tops or skinny
jeansp tops with speeds reaching up to one thousand, six
hundred miles an hour. Which planet has the strongest wins
in our solar system? Denis who has directed the action
(01:02:37):
films Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Jango unchained Oh in
the movie Cars, who is Toe Mater's best friend?
Speaker 14 (01:02:52):
Man, it's the PC answer.
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
That's sweet. Well done there, Jason.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
So Brook's coming back in the studio and let's learn
more about this newbie first time on the show. Jason
spent twenty years in the Army. He's now an assistant
coach for his son's basketball team, and he believes his
son will make the NBA.
Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
Thanks for your service, brother.
Speaker 14 (01:03:22):
Busy, Well, he was only fourteen years old. He's about
five three.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Right now, you're gonna get some growth hormones in him
or what's your playing?
Speaker 14 (01:03:31):
Yeah, hey, we're gonna pump him with something, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I'm just gonna tell you to drink that non organic
milk and then I think you'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Oh yeah, we're gonna figure out a way to make
him a star one way or the other.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Jason.
Speaker 14 (01:03:46):
So yeah, I'm down for it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Good, all right, we'll talk after this. Now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
You ready, Yes, your time starts now. Today's fashion day.
What clothing item was banned in North Korea for being
too western and rebellious? Crop tops or skinny jeans?
Speaker 10 (01:04:00):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Skinny jeans with speeds reaching up to one thousand, six
hundred miles an hour. Which planet has the strongest wins
in our Solar system?
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Jupiter?
Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Who has directed the action films Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill,
and Django Unchained.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
My God? What's his name?
Speaker 16 (01:04:16):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
In the movie Cars? Who is toa mater's best friend past,
I don't know, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Only four questions? She got to, I.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Don't know what? What's his name?
Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
She's dreaming of NBA boys right now.
Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
That's why let's go to the scoreboard to see how
you did with Jose.
Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
No no no see no no no.
Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
I used to work on me as a kid too.
Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Yeah, Jason, you had great.
Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Effort, but you got z.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You threw me off.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
All I was thinking about was I was trying to
remember the short NBA player's name, spud Web.
Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he was really short. Okay, So
Jason got zero, Brook, you got one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Okay. Thank you for just really blowing it, Jason. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's fashion Day.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
The clothing item banned in North Korea for being too western,
too rebellious is skinny jeans. Kim Jung also banned mullets
and body piercings for the same reason, but he loves Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Let that belly hang out, Kim Jong.
Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
With speed's reaching up to one thousand, six hundred miles
an hour, the planet with the strongest winds would actually
be Neptune. The director who did action films Pulp Fiction,
Kill Bill and Django Unshine, Who is it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Tarantino is right in the movie Cars.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Toe Materer's best friend is the main character, Lightning McQueen.
Jow All right, hey Jason, I'm sorry man, first time
on it wasn't enough to beat her. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a family four pack
of tickets to the Doc Mixed Stuffs exhibit. Doc mcstuffin's
the exhibits open now, but imagine Children's Museum in Everett.
Assist Halley in the operating room, give check ups in
(01:06:07):
the er, visit Lamby in the nursery, help Stuffy in
the pet vet, and make them all better. You'll feel
better too at Doc mcstuffin's. The exhibit open now.
Speaker 16 (01:06:16):
Awesome, Thank you so much, you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Of course, man, and you after all these years of
listening and the and the first time on the show,
what do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Yeah, well, it's like hanging out with a bunch of
pot heads, the idiots I listen to every day.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Hey man, you're welcome back on the show anytime.
Speaker 14 (01:06:34):
Okay A thank you all right.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Really, and good luck to your son and his basketball team.
We're going to be back to do Windbrooks back the
same time tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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