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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, helloh.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Have a mic?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Do I sense a lady or a gentleman? And it
doesn't matter. I'm want to say you the Welcome to
the Phone podcast. I'm assuming you did when I did.
And you just got off of four hour of how
clocked or mean? That's also a hot podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast study anyhow.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay, but coming in clomp. Number second is Brook and
Jeffrey in podcast and it's a full sholf. But you
get more than just a couple of minutes. That is
going to be an extensive an hour. It's an hour. Yeah,
and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it starts right now
when I say now, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Now, remember when I told you guys the other day
that I was proud of myself for getting ahead on
the calendar and telling you about a new promotion before
it expired.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, you, Jeff, what happened, Jess?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Well, I screwed up again?

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Oh Jeff, did we miss something that was free or awesome?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning, because last Friday I
should have brought this up was National Quitter's Day.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
You you did a whole parody song. I thought that
you knew that you did your whole parody song. Your
song of the week was about quitting and cheating.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
On your not quitting and sticking to it, but taking
the easy route to achieve your goals.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, I really honestly thought that's why you did this song.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah, the second Friday in January is when people are
most likely to throw in the towel on their New
Year's resolutions, so I probably should have mentioned that. But
here's three times when it might actually make more sense
to give up on your goals. Okay, even thofore, we're
going to fix it now.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I like this. Some shows try to be motivational.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, don't we know we are. This is we're giving
you permission to give up, because the number one time
where it makes the most sense to quit is when
you're motivated by the wrong reasons that don't align with
your actual core values. Okay, when Brook told us she
wanted to donate to charity more this year, it sounds

(02:05):
good for radio, but we all know that's not who
Brooke really is. Here.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
People are starting to believe you, Jeff, It's causing problems
in my life.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I'm just telling you, Brooke, It's okay to quit on
that goal if it doesn't speak to your true soul.
Number two time to quit is when your goal no
longer resonates with you. Like years ago, for me, marrying
a Disney Channel star sounded really good. Yeah, but now
that I'm older, that goal not as important.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Is kind of creepy at Jo, She's not interested.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'm going to give up on that goal, okay. And finally,
Number three, best time it makes sense to give up
on your goals if reaching it is just completely unrealistic
and would totally drain you.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Don't bring up Disney star marriage.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Thing I was gonna bring up when Brooke declared it
her year of hot in twenty twenty.

Speaker 8 (03:05):
I was Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
But the next day you wore a nineteen eighties orange
Paula Poundstone blazer into work. And don't tell me that
the shoulder pads are fashionable.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Listen, just because the only thing you wear is free
promotional gear from different radio stations We're on.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's our radio station.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
It doesn't matter, it does. Yeah, you don't get a
judge on fashion.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Well, I'm just saying, now is a good time to
ask yourself. Should I give up? There we go. You
take that energy right? That the shock collar question of
the day. I'm not even sure if I want to
finish this sentence, So Jake, don't do it.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Yesterday we learned about how some celebrities use fake stage
names that fit their brand better. Take me, for example,
A lot of listeners probably think digital Jake was my
given birth name.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Oh yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
I was actually born Gunner Tyrannosaurus heart Castle the Third.
I didn't want my coworkers to feel intimidated by me.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, from the radio action hero I go.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
By digital Jake. Just for safety.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's easier to say.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
And today, once again, we're gonna find out which Hollywood
stars are using made up monikers in a special Celebrity
Names Real or Fake edition of alenty of twenty. Now
I'll give you a famous celebrit you just tell me
is that their real name or a stage one. We'll
start with the woman whose name is real unlike her eyelashes.

(04:39):
That's Alexis Alexis out to number one through twenty Please
ten ten, Oh, it's as Your celebrity is Natalie Portman.
Is that her real name or a stage name?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I can even be a stage name.

Speaker 10 (04:53):
It does sound such a good name, but you would
make up Natalie, like what if she was like Natalia?
Tell you what that is a nickname, like Natalie from Natalia.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's just a nickname.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
You really have to just go off of, like your
gut feeling a.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Lot of the time.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, my gut is that's her real name.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
Jake Alexis is Natalie Portman's her real name? That is,
it's a stage name her. She was born Natalie Herschlogtalie.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, God, so where over one, let's.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Go, you have it a number, let's go seven seven.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
Brook Your celebrity is Jamie Fox. Is that a real
name or a stage name?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
This is so hard for me because he's.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
A relative of yours, the Fox family.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Stage name. Here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Fox is actually a really common last name, but I
have never seen it with two x's.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
That's what makes me think it's a stage name.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
The whole story, Brooks said, Jamie Fox is a stage name.
That is, it is a stage name. He was born
Eric Marlin Bishop really quickly.

Speaker 11 (06:06):
He never used to get stage time in La being
a guy, so he changed his name to sound almost
like a girl.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So during when they would do open mics, they go,
who's this Jamie Fox? They pick him out thinking he
was a girl and he'd.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Show up and he got because there's no other women.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
They're very rare, very rare in comedy.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
Very fun fact. Jose, Now, after that fun fact, how
about a number twelve for twelve hose? Your celebrity is
Meryl Streep? Is that a real name or a stage name?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
That's a hard one.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Streep is like iconic now though.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I know, but is it only? Is it iconic only
because she's a household name? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Like made Street famous? But I don't know if I
know any other streams.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
A lot of the times you change your name for
sex appeal, and Meryl Streep is a very like I
get turned on just saying Mary Merrill.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Such an unsexy name.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
That say it's real Meryl Streep.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Meryl.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Jeff said, go with guns, but my brain says different.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
What do I do?

Speaker 11 (07:08):
I'm gonna go with my stupid gun and I'm gonna
go and say it's fake.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Jose said, Meryl Streep's a stage name, it is, that's
her real name.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I shouldn't listen to Jeff.

Speaker 9 (07:22):
Jeffrey. It's over to you. How about number please?

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Number one?

Speaker 9 (07:25):
Number one. We're talking celebs, real or fake names, and
your celebrity, Jeff is Whoopy Goldberg. Is that a real
name or a stage name?

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Goldberg?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I mean Whoopy Goldberg. Both of those sound like they
would be stage names.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
They do.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Goldberg Goldberg doesn't sound so much like a stage names,
like the agent of the person who was on the stage.
So I'm gonna say, because of that, because Goldberg is
not very stagy, I'm gonna say that that's her real name.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
Jeff says, Whoopy Goldberg's her real name? It is? That's
a stage name. Her name is Karen Elaine Johnson.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh yeah, Karen Johnson.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
Whoopy looks better on the ego. And that means Brooke,
you have one today's edition uplenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
So Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing
My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Whose that's gonna be, Brooke.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I think you chose me last time, so I'm gonna
do the favorite.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right back to you.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
And that was actually Jake who chose you.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
But that's okay.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I know all men are alike, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I can't even tell you guys apart, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
What you're gonna do with all that junk, all that
junk inside, Joe Trunk, I'm gonna get get gig, get
you drunk. That is your shock collar question of the day.
We got your phones out coming up in just a few.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
If you didn't know, every radio show has consultants.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, yeah, even we do.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Overpaid no it all so who love the medal in
our business And I'd say ninety nine percent of the
time they get it wrong.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hey Mike, he.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Generally don't have a clue about who we actually are
or how to make us any better. But we did
have one recently who gave us some groundbreaking truth, a
real look in the mirror, and they said, basically, your
radio show is like background noise at a family reunion.
Annoying at first, but eventually you kind of just get

(09:27):
used to it.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's the kind of thing any of them.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thank you. The most positive feedback we have received on
this show in years.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
So we just get canceled.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
We are very very excited to give you more mildly
annoying background noise during a brand new edition of what's
on your mind that's coming up right now, of all
the bodily functions that could be contagious, Thank god it's
the yawn. A very good point because with Jose's bladder

(09:59):
and Brooks crime, we'd beat in for a very weird
edition of What's on your Mind where we find out
what the show has been thinking about lately, starting with
brook Brook keep it dry, what's on your mind?

Speaker 12 (10:12):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (10:12):
I will, because Okay, here's the deal.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
I was at a party in my hometown about a
month ago at this point, right, and my hometown growing up,
it was like seven hundred people. Now we're maybe a
metropolis of two to three.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Thousand boons going.

Speaker 14 (10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
So I'm at this party and an old family friend
comes up to me and says, so did you hear
I like here?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
What He's like, You're not the celebrity of town anymore?
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I'm thinking, like maybe somebody went viral finally for their
hunting hack or something. Right, Yeah, He's like, no, we
got a real celebrity.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now, proper town.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
No, Sydney Sweeney is trying.

Speaker 13 (10:59):
To claim my hometown and no, I got.

Speaker 15 (11:04):
Because her grandma has a place on the Lake, and
so she grew up from there. She is from a
big town, like over an hour away, and happened to
live in my little hometown.

Speaker 13 (11:17):
Lake people are not town people. They are are totally different.
They don't interact.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
They come and they drift about in the summers, and
then they leave when it's hard in the winter.

Speaker 13 (11:30):
All that is my town, not Sydney, Sweetie.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
The railroad there, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
And if she tries to claim it again.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't know what she has her weddings in the streets.

Speaker 13 (11:43):
They're like, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
She will join the city council just so I can
put a stop to.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
It for sure. Once you do that, we need to
put it up to a vote.

Speaker 13 (11:59):
You're going down, was sitting here.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
On your mind.

Speaker 11 (12:02):
Well, I'm glad we're talking about famous people, because recently
my dad texted me these words, Jissey I have gone
viral on the internet.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
WHOA right?

Speaker 11 (12:12):
And I was like really confused because my dad only
watches YouTube in the news and doesn't.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Have social media, so.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I was asking him, what would you do?

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
He wrote a review about a local.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
Restaurant on a thing called next Door, which I think, yeah,
you guys, you.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
Guys, know, it was like a neighborhood app that a
lot of neighbors will go on and usually complain about,
like lost dogs.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, that's exactly what he said. It's like a neighborhood app.
And this is what he said.

Speaker 11 (12:38):
Quote the food was delicious and the convenient and I
highly recommend people.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
To try nice very basic. I didn't know either.

Speaker 12 (12:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (12:50):
It'd be a lot more used if that way.

Speaker 11 (12:53):
So then he says he got twenty seven commons.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
You, guys, does that make him a more viral food
reviewer than you?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Follow me at Hungry Jose on YouTube. No, but really
I told him, well, dad, that's a lot. I'm proud
of him.

Speaker 11 (13:16):
And so he is buzzing and he go, I was
at church the other day and I don't someone high.
I am Josse the guy.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
From the review.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Okay, I can't wait to see his Food Network special
come out where he goes and travels around the country
reviewing all the best restaurants. Sign alexis what's on your mind?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
So I don't really use Facebook like at all.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
The other day I made the mistake of logging in
and I saw people are commenting in my old high school.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Class page, my graduation class. So I start scrolling and readings.
I'm interested.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
It's people I don't really care to ever see again.
And they're saying, how it's time for a reunion coming
up any of that time, someone needs to plan it.

Speaker 13 (14:02):
I don't know why the time is, but they're usually
like a class president.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
So that's what they're saying.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
And they're all trying to figure out who's the president
in the comments, and I'm just reading back to when
someone comments, they're like, we're the year that didn't have
a president.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
We had a seven people on a council because.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
We were trying to need different That's why I was tagged,
because I forgot I was on the council.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Why asked you remembers?

Speaker 8 (14:27):
Is?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
So now I'm being tagged to try to plan this
awful reunion.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Isn't there that Mexican restaurant in the back room that
you're like.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
She doesn't like it?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Kegs of white club?

Speaker 9 (14:40):
Right?

Speaker 8 (14:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Maybe, so you have to organize an event? Don't really
want to?

Speaker 10 (14:45):
No, no, no, I'm going to deactivate my Facebook.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
It's the only way to avoid this.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Out national radio.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
I see who I.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Want to see at the bars when I don't know,
I don't need more like that's why I'm That's why
you don't you Facebook, Jeffrey, what's.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
On your mind?

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I moved into this new house like three months ago,
and there has been almost nothing but surprises ever since. Yay,
Like when I turned on my shower, water came flooding
down the stairs and that was night one.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's right, I've forgotten.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Then a huge storm comes. A couple of weeks later,
I lose power and water and Wi Fi and heat
and gas. This past weekend, my gas finally came back
on a month and a half later, just in time
for my newest problem to spring up, because I woke
up to a crazy loud alarm going off. Not one
that I've ever heard before that I'm familiar with. No,

(15:41):
it's none of that. I looked everywhere for where the
sound was coming from. I realized it's not coming from
inside my house. It's coming from outside on my property
a siren. So I go out and right up against
the side of my house, I see this box with
this bright red light flashing and buzzing. I've no idea
what it is, but written on a sticker next to it,

(16:03):
it says if red light flashes, septic tank is full.
So again I want to thank the inspector for everything
that he did, you not inspecting anything in my house
and then to.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Tell you about the Please tell me you've only been
putting down biodegradable things.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yes, I'm careful, but I don't know if it's a
structural issue with the septic tank.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
You guys got to get it pumped, or.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
If it's full of But I will unfortunately probably keep
you updated in.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
The next few weeks.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Let you know very very soon on what happens with
my septic tank.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Emergency, you just hire someone to come out and pump it.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Just need a.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Full time maintenance staff on your property.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
By condo.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Sometimes I wonder that. But another disappointing house update from
me out in the sticks and text in seven eight
five nine two, what's it's been on your mind?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
We're asking our listeners to tell us what's on their minds.
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Getting the text in
at seven eight five nine too. This one says Happy
New Year's to everyone on the team that did a
great job in twenty twenty four with all the shows.
I can't wait to hear it in twenty twenty five.
I know it's going to be great per usual.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh, what a positive nice thing to say.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
You thought last year was good?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Jeff interesting, you know what, Barslow?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
That's great. Another text says was hoping you guys could
get in contact with a guy for me because he
randomly blocked me on everything and owes me money from
tattooing them.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, you're not going to talk to him again.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I think we should become a collections agency.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
I'm not else either way. It sounds like a really
fun first date that you two have a good job.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
And one more text says, Jose could you give my
wife a big shout out for me? We're both full
time listeners and I'm stuck out of town for and
it would mean the world to her. Doesn't say the
wife's name or his name.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Let's just do this, Hey, bro, shout out to your wife.
You know who you are. Yes, thanks for listening.

Speaker 11 (18:12):
We love you and I you are the most memorable
wife I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I love when men are so good at details.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, there's there's some lady crying in her car.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, that counts as her birthday and her anniversary for
the year. So that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I love you, lady.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Keep your tax coming in seven, eight, five, nine, d.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
If you catch your significant other cheating on you, who
is the first person that you call.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Your best friend?

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Your best friend, They're probably just gonna say, no, See,
I told you he was bad when I dated him. God,
remember I should have listened. You call your mom. Yeah, no,
she's just gonna say, see your father, and I told
you we had a bad feeling back when I dated him.

Speaker 15 (18:59):
Hey, you dated These are your bad decisions, not mine.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
And that's why. The best person to call right afterwards
is our radio show dial Us, And in a few
weeks we might call you back so that you can
share your story of what happened. But don't tell anybody
else until then.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
The chances are pretty good.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Just make sure you hold it all inside until it
explodes out of you. Live on air The Healthy Way
during a brand new edition of Busted coming up right
after this, Sneaky live boyfriends.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
And even girlfriends.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
They thought they could get away with that, but they're
about to get busted in relationships, they say, absence makes
the heart grow fonder, but Absynthe makes the body go
wander to other people. That's why Absinthe is the official

(20:02):
sponsor of Busted. Listeners tell us short stories about how
they caught their partners getting hairy with that green little fairy.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
We all really should have paid attention to the second
half of that quote.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, we've got social listeners ready to share their Story's
going to start with Brittany, tell us how you busted
your significant other?

Speaker 16 (20:21):
Okay, So I think this is a great one.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I oh, you think it's great?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Now?

Speaker 9 (20:29):
I do?

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (20:30):
So I was at work. I got a call from
my boyfriend. Okay, yeah, He's like, I got in a
car accident, Jeff, you hung up on him. He told
me he was okay, but he mentioned he was at
a traffic light, and he kept insisting that it wasn't
his fault.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, okay, I think everybody does that.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
By the way, I'm always like.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
That was me.

Speaker 16 (20:57):
I actually got rear ended once at a light, so
I knew, and I told him. I was like, well,
you can just request the footage from the traffic camera
to prove it.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Where car, guys, it's something good to have a smart
girlfriend hate.

Speaker 16 (21:12):
So then all of a sudden, he's like, no, no,
it's okay, Like he was saying he'd just rather pay
and deal with it, like he didn't want to.

Speaker 8 (21:19):
Do all that.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Oh yeah, that's too much work. It would be what.

Speaker 16 (21:27):
Like I knew he couldn't really afford all that, So
I was trying to be helpful, so I requested the
footage for him.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh that's nice, what a nice girlfriend.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
That's when I see his car. We're ending a different
car because he was distracted by a blonde in the
passenger seat who was all over him.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
It wasn't his fault though.

Speaker 16 (21:50):
Definitely, you must be a mind reader, because when I
played the footage for him, that's exactly what he said.

Speaker 13 (21:57):
I told you it was hurt, I will do it
wasn't my fall.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah, man, that's a whole point.

Speaker 10 (22:04):
I feel like all girlfriends should request some light, request
every light ever, to be safe.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Let's keep going. We're moving on to Ryan. Tell us
how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 17 (22:16):
Yeah, so a few years ago, I was trying to
plan a surprise party for my girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
God, we've heard so many surprise parties.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, don't I don't think surprises are good.

Speaker 17 (22:27):
Well, I definitely was the one in for the surprise.
So I like, obviously a surprise party, you want as
many people out there as possible, like speak it special.
But when it comes to her friends, she's got like
her girlfriends, her college friends, or like, there's just so
many different friend groups.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
I know, girls are so weird like that they'll get
along with everybody. Yeah, that's gross. Girls, you have some standards,
cut some people out of your life, like Jeff.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (22:55):
So I start like going through her Instagram following.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I know that might be a little weird, but like
invite people.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I could see that, like, because you want to make
sure that you get everybody.

Speaker 12 (23:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (23:04):
So I start looking at like people who I see
who I'm like, oh, they're familiar, I've seen them before,
or like the names are familiar, she talked about them before.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Okay, there's a lot of work. Good for you.

Speaker 17 (23:13):
So yeah, so my message asking like, hey, how do
you know what's your relationship or whatever, but it led
to like not one but two guys replying, Hey, I'm
actually her boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Oh you were yourself.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I mean, you're a thoughtful You're the most thoughtful boyfriend.

Speaker 17 (23:36):
Yeah, well I did invite them. I wanted to make
a scene, so all three of us were there.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
That is so petty, and.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
That's it's a giant birthday surprise.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
For Yeah, I bet she was surprised.

Speaker 17 (23:53):
Yeah, oh, she was surprised.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
One of them still with her though.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
We've got time for one more. Let's go to Sheila.
Tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 14 (24:04):
I was dating a guy who was always wanting to
come over to my place, and I rarely ever went
to his place, and it just felt like something was off.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
You know, that wasn't just nice because his place was gross.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
I feel like a lot of the times, guys like
going over to the women's places because they're really like
tidy and organized, and it's and we don't have to
clean our own places.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Why do I feel like Jeff would actually be cleaner
than any of the women's Jeff's totally.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
You come home, you press your sheets, Yeah, with you,
You're for a really horrible surprise when you come over. Yeah, okay,
and I get that, But I.

Speaker 14 (24:38):
Just felt like something was off. So I recruited my
best friend to help me investigate. And she was someone
he hadn't met, so he didn't know who she was.
So I had her dress up as a pizza delivery person,
so like randomly.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
To his house, big fake mustache.

Speaker 18 (24:57):
Yes or no?

Speaker 14 (25:02):
She was like, oh sorry, like the neighbor put down
the wrong address.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah, just to like check in on him.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I see who answers the door?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (25:10):
Yeah, So I had her do it three different times
just to be sure she's a good friend. Twice he
was alone, but the third time a woman answered the door.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
And it was his wife.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh wife, huh wow.

Speaker 14 (25:28):
Yeah, so at least I got my answer.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Did they get free pizza?

Speaker 8 (25:33):
Yeah, she left the.

Speaker 14 (25:34):
Pizza because we had to pretend it was real. So true.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Actually probably deserves it.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
She's like my lucky day.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Make sure you hit up our texports seven eight, five
nine too. If you have a funny story about how
you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
next edition of Busted. Got your Phone tapp coming.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Up Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
We get so many requests for dating things on this
show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who
are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah
for sure, but today we flip that and instead of
them reaching out to us, we reach out to them
to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with

(26:17):
the dating world. So we think we can help him
with a brand new online feature called riz Assist, and
you're gonna hear it in your phone tapp right now.

Speaker 12 (26:34):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Hi, is this Henry?

Speaker 12 (26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (26:37):
This is him?

Speaker 17 (26:38):
Who's calling?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
My name is Jason. I'm calling from Hinge What. Yeah,
you know the dating app Hinge. Yeah, I work here.
I'm one of the supervisors.

Speaker 12 (26:51):
Okay, why are you calling me?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well, it looks like you took a break from the
app for a while and decided to come back recently. Yeah, awesome,
great decision.

Speaker 12 (27:03):
So okay, well what does it count?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here
and kind of like last time, not.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
A lot of luck, I mean, so what what does
that mean?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Well, how about we change that for you?

Speaker 12 (27:18):
Well, how are you going to do that?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Let me introduce Shila.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (27:25):
What is going on?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for
the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're
having a tough time getting the ladies on the app
to take the bait, you'll be able to practice with
an AI version of Shilah first to get your RIZ
where it needs to be.

Speaker 12 (27:49):
I'm still I'm not tracking.

Speaker 15 (27:51):
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you.
Our goal is to get you a date sometime in
the near future, and if we just you do that
without any help, there's a good chance you're going to
dialoge die. I mean it's not that level.

Speaker 12 (28:09):
I mean, well, come on, give me a break.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
We've seen your messages so.

Speaker 12 (28:15):
So it's not private, you see all that.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Right, I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is
part of my job. Oh my god, I see the
messages that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing,
or the how's life cutie? It's pretty cringe af.

Speaker 17 (28:32):
So this is kind of freaking me out.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
I don't really understand. Is this real?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Of course, we just we're just trying to help you
get a little bit more creative, you know, help you
bring that RIZ.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Come on again, it's Shila. She's just very enthusiastic to
help you. So let's practice with her right now and
maybe she can give you some feedback on how to
up your RIZ.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Okay, what do you want me to do.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
Then, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (29:00):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting
with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message
on the app and you want her to reply.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (29:10):
I guess I would say, I, Shilah, just wanted to drop.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
You a line.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know on the riskal I give that a
three out of ten. By the way, have you ever
been to jail?

Speaker 14 (29:28):
Jail?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
No, according to my research.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
You had a dui in March twenty twenty two.

Speaker 17 (29:36):
What the hell, man, naughty boy, this isn't helping.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Hey, I'm gonna pop back in here. How's the Rzissist going?

Speaker 17 (29:43):
Well, it's not going great, she asked me, got a dui?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I don't know how the hell she even knows that.
I mean, to be fair, that is something that you'll
have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation
if a girl asks if you serve time? So freaking dumb, Shilah,
how should he answer that?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
For breaking too any harm?

Speaker 12 (30:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Good ideas?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah. See that is the type of riz assists that
we needed.

Speaker 17 (30:06):
Is there any way you can like current Shilah off.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Well, no, she's here to help you with your RIZ.
She wants to riz you up desperately.

Speaker 17 (30:16):
I don't think anybody needs you do.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
We've read your messages so we know you need RIZ man,
so but we're just trying to help you. Okay, you
know what.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
I'm not feeling good about this at all.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said that this
might help you a lot.

Speaker 14 (30:30):
Ted?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh well, Ted rizzed both of us up when he
asked us to do this prank call on you because
you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Oh you gotta be Ted.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning. My name is jeff My AI assistant Shilah.
She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told
us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently.
You're still not having a lot of luck, so he
feels bad you wanted us to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
No, No, you know about Do you.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Really should bring that up more when you're talking to
women on the apps?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You wuyes?

Speaker 17 (31:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'll throw that in my profile.

Speaker 12 (31:17):
Then I guess you'll get rid.

Speaker 8 (31:21):
The week up every morning was poone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
For years, people have debated if pineapple belongs on pizza.
Oh yeah, it's an argument that's ended friendships, It's torn
families apart. It's brought ancient empires to their knees. Empire
the Aztec ended over this di learning history on the
I'm going to warn you today it's about to get

(31:50):
a whole lot worse because a different, unusual pizza topping
that one of our listeners says is her all time
favorite and she forced her day to try it. When
you hear what it is, you're either going to rush
to the store to sample it yourself or possibly throw
up right onto your So brace yourself when we find

(32:11):
out what it is in your brand new Second Date Update,
Next Second Date Update. I believe in any relationship it's
good to try new things together.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
That's a way to grow, whether it's a new restaurant,
new haircut, or Brooks House, a new pair of ankle restraints. Hey,
these ones are electrified for your pleasure. Nice and one
of our listeners said she bonded with a guy about
trying out something new for the first time, So let's
learn a little bit about it, Holly, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 19 (32:43):
Hi guys, how are you?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Did you go with the extra padding like I did?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Or the extra strength?

Speaker 4 (32:50):
I'm joking, that's a joke. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
She knew a little bit too much about it.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yeah that really that was supposed to be funny, and
you didn't laugh, laughing just when it.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Was quiet inside. So tell us what did you try
new with this guy? What's his name?

Speaker 19 (33:06):
By the way, so his name is Justin?

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Okay, what did you and Justin try? So?

Speaker 19 (33:11):
We went on the apps and while we were chatting,
we were talking about pizza toppings.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Actually a really good combo.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I should really, I don't feel like it lasts that long.

Speaker 18 (33:23):
What are you like?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
What you like everything? Okay?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Okay, well, I mean it got me to a date,
so it's good.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
Some people like.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Mushrooms you Is that what you guys were doing, like
comparing favorites?

Speaker 19 (33:39):
Yes, so that's how we got into the try new things.
His was sausage, which is a classic.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Possibly euphemism too, but yeah, I warned him that mine
was the one that was different.

Speaker 19 (33:53):
I have a weird topping.

Speaker 16 (33:56):
So my I said, it's fruit loops.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Fruit loop? Yeah, who was serving that to you?

Speaker 19 (34:03):
So it was something that I had as a kid
and I kind of just love it. It's likeweat and savory,
you know.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Put it on your pizza as a kid, got acquired
to the taste.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
And okay, we're breaking down the fruit pizza.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Important why she brings the conversation up because it isn't
just a one and done.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Okay, So this must be the new thing that he tried.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yes, God, you must be hot.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Maybe it's really good, Brooke.

Speaker 12 (34:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
You gotta taste it right now in your head.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Okay, So you guys did a tasting for your guys
meet up?

Speaker 11 (34:42):
Did you guys both have to eat each other's Is
that what I'm assuming? You're like, you got to eat
the sausage and I'm gonna eat the fruit.

Speaker 19 (34:47):
Lu I mean I've had sausage on pizza. I think
he was more curious about what what I was talking about.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Okay, okay, okay, So his was like minimal his face
run us through it? How did this go?

Speaker 19 (35:02):
Okay? So we met at a pizza place. It was
late at night. I had to do like a work
things like nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh you're doing this in public?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Oh wow?

Speaker 19 (35:13):
So we got we got a large pizza, but we
brought it back to my place.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
We got it out, so you're not embarrassed in the
middle of a pizza.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Hut.

Speaker 14 (35:23):
I'm not embarrassed by it.

Speaker 16 (35:24):
I just we needed to get like the perfect fruit
lube ratio.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Okay, Yeah, I thought.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Ner was this fun for you guys? You're laughing through
it all.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
No, we were like.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Laughing through it.

Speaker 19 (35:37):
We had We had a great time. I felt like
we really bonded. He tried it and he said that
he liked it, which I don't know if I fully believe,
but he was. He was sweet about it, you know.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Between gagging with blood coming on.

Speaker 12 (35:50):
Well, it's really it's really not as bad as you think.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Okay, all right, Well good, he liked your favorite. That
must feel good.

Speaker 19 (35:57):
Yeah, I mean I thought it was. I thought it
would really great and we had a fun conversation. But
I did feel really bad because we had to cut
things short. And I don't want to get into specifics
at the moment, but he left probably around midnight, so
I did feel bad that he had to leave.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
And that doesn't feel like short to me, Like it's midnight. Yeah,
if you're not going to stay the night, if you
aren't going there, then that seems fun.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Why do you feel bad?

Speaker 19 (36:25):
We had talked about spending the night together, but previously.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Promises were made and promises weren't.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Oh no, but that's okay. Things change, Life happens, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Like he had some fruit loops. Maybe he followed his
nose all the way home.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Nobody, I got it.

Speaker 19 (36:47):
I mean, I like him, and that's why I am
reaching out to you guys, like I need your help here.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
I mean, he does sound fun, like he's a guy
who's ready to try new.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Absolutely, if it's the reason that he to go home
and stay to stay the night, and that's why he's
not calling you back, he sucks exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I don't like her pizza topics?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah right, what else do you think it could be?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
He didn't like stab him raving?

Speaker 12 (37:12):
Did you No?

Speaker 14 (37:13):
I didn't.

Speaker 16 (37:14):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Okay, Okay, she take all that question? So seriously? Is okay?
But we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Justin for you,
and we're gonna try and figure out why he's been
avoiding you.

Speaker 19 (37:25):
Great, Thank you guys, so much.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Optimistic if we're going to continue with your second date
up date right after this hold on second date update.
When a man really likes a woman, he will do
anything for her.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
He'll go to Target with her on a football sundaycrifice.
He'll snap five hundred photos of her so she can
get the perfect instapos.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
Absolutely, he will even lie.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
About fruit loops tasting good off.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Okay, this is where we're doing.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
That's why our listener Holly cannot let this guy justin
slip away, because he wasn't just willing to try her
weird favorite pizza topping fruit loops, but actually swallow it
and say, did.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
We can confirmation? He said, young, No, he said it.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
It's fine.

Speaker 13 (38:17):
That's interesting.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
It's a good man right there. Sadly their date ended
a little bit early, so she needs our help. Brooke,
how are you feeling about this?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I just am still stuck on that pizza thing. I
can't get over it. I can't get over the fruit loops.
I want to I have like a million try it,
Like is it just cheese that you add it to?
Or do you buy a cheese with a vegetable and
you add it on there.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Like Polly, where's your head at?

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Well?

Speaker 14 (38:44):
Are we talking about the fruit loop?

Speaker 4 (38:48):
It's hard not to It's hard for me to concentrate
on anything else.

Speaker 12 (38:52):
Yes, it's just on cheese.

Speaker 19 (38:53):
It's not a bunch of other topping.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
Late Holly, You're right.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
We don't need to break down the fruit loops anymore.
We really should cont and trade on Justin and getting
you back together with him for another date.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Are you hopeful at least?

Speaker 19 (39:05):
I'm trying to be.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
As hopeful as he was in that first bite.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I'm feeling optimistic. I'm gonna dial his number right now.
We'll see if he answers. Here we go, Hey, is
this Justin?

Speaker 12 (39:28):
Yeah? Who's it?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning.

Speaker 13 (39:33):
Hey Justin, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
My name is Jeff okay cool of Brook and Jeffrey. Okay, Jeff, No,
I know we're probably interrupting your day.

Speaker 12 (39:47):
So what is this about?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Yeah, we're doing a segment. It's called Second Date.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Update, but it could be food reviews because I am
really curious to hear how you really feel about one thing.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
But yeah, well, too excited.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
We're all excited for that, but we're more excited to
talk to you about a girl you went out with
named Holly.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, honestly sounds lovely.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Wait what Yeah, Holly listened, Holly, she listens to our
show and told us about the date that you guys
had where you went to the pizza place and tried
the fruit Loop pizza.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, back at her place.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah, and now you two haven't really connected since that night.

Speaker 12 (40:29):
No, no, I mean, did you tell you that she
asked me to spend the night and didn't.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Yeah, Well, I thought you guys.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
I thought you guys discussed day in the night. She
sounds like you're insulted by that.

Speaker 18 (40:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not insulting.
She asked me like it was like a whole thing
early on, like we were leading all up to that.
At least that's what I thought, and then like, okay, I.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
Don't know, man.

Speaker 18 (40:52):
Around midnight, she gets this text or something like that.
Her phone goes off and she says like, I'm so sorry,
you're gonna hate me.

Speaker 12 (40:58):
But I need to leave and you do too, And
I'm like what.

Speaker 18 (41:02):
She was like, yeah, something came up and she had
to take care of it. And I'm like, okay, it's
another guy. Okay, so it's a booty call.

Speaker 12 (41:09):
And I'm like, why would you think.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
It's a booty call?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Honest, he's probably thinking that because she's leaving at midnight.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, she already has a booty call there.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Maybe it's like he thinks it's like a better guy
that called. She's like, oh, actually there is mine? So
is it is that where your head was at justin?

Speaker 12 (41:33):
And that's not no. Maybe some guys might want to
be interested in that, but like.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Not, Mekay, why wouldn't you ask her? Why wouldn't you
say can you tell me? Because this is what I'm thinking,
this is what is happening.

Speaker 12 (41:44):
I'm not going to like suggest to her on the
spot that there might be another guy, but like I
asked her about it, don't get me wrong, and she
was like super cagey about it. Okay.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
So my first thought is there's like a drunk roommate
downtown that she has to go rescue or there's.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
No reason why she should keep that secret if it's
something like that.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Okay, when you follow her, when you followed her out afterwards,
all the way to wherever she went. You didn't learn
anything from that.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
It is not a bad idea. That is creepy, friend,
So I'm not alone.

Speaker 12 (42:18):
Midnight start, We walked down the stairs, We got in
our separate cars.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
It was awkward.

Speaker 12 (42:24):
It was super awkward, and I didn't know what to say,
and we parted our ways. At that point, she.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Knew, okay, okay, everyone needs to slow down on this.
Because she called us to get a hold of you.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
She literally said, I.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Like this guy, but she didn't tell us why. Maybe
her main priority guy fell off. So this is like
backup in.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
A three day period, the guy fell Come on, let's.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Let's ask her because you don't know this, Justin, But
she is on the other line right now, waiting to
talk to you.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
Oh greating, its great, Justin, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
She sounds guilty. Did he catch you?

Speaker 7 (43:10):
No? Well no, did you actually go hook up with
a different dude because a better one called you?

Speaker 19 (43:19):
Oh my no, No, that's not what happened. I feel
terrible because I left so abruptly, but it was not
for another guy. It's an embarrassing reason and it's going
to sound ridiculous. But I left for a pair of pants. Okay,

(43:41):
I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
There's a shop.

Speaker 19 (43:43):
Okay, this is embarrassing. There's a shop near me called
Planet of the Pants, and they were having an event
where everyone lines up around the night to get these
dance pants. And my friends and my friends and I
had these plans, are like, and I totally forgot about it.

(44:04):
I totally forgot about them.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
So I don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
It's too elaborate for it to be.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Pair of pants.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
That is, that is way too embarrassing to tell a guy.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Hey, by the way, I got to cancel the hook
up because I'm moving my ladies for some dance pants.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
She wouldn't insulted. I get it now, because if she
says that would be like, you're choosing pants over me.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Just how does it feel that you got ditched for
a pair of pants.

Speaker 12 (44:36):
Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. I don't like being ditched
for a pair of pants, I know.

Speaker 18 (44:43):
Like, but like, look, if you're really telling me the truth, like,
you've got to promise me that you're telling me the truth,
because I would forgive.

Speaker 12 (44:48):
You if this is true.

Speaker 19 (44:50):
I have the receipt from the night.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Pants, But how does she feel that he's still not believed?

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Brook?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
You know what it's like in the dating world. You
should be skeptical of everything the other person says.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
You're dating so much, I'm not this show.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
I know that discount pants aside. Let's let's not forget
about the fruit loops. You guys bonded over that.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
That's all I want, actually want, bro?

Speaker 18 (45:22):
Did you like it?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Did you like it?

Speaker 12 (45:24):
I actually did. I thought it was a perfect combination
of sweet and salty.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Okay, this is the only man for you.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Justin her entire relationship lies in your hands right now.
If you want to go out with her one more time,
we will pay for a date for the two of you.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Did you wear the pants on the date?

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (45:44):
Yeah, do that?

Speaker 12 (45:45):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 18 (45:46):
Actually, all right, I'm actually really glad that you guys
reached out, because, like I was just going to ignore you.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
So let's not end with that note.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
But justin officially it's a yes from you then, Yeah,
yeah it wasn't. Yeah, Okay, well awesome, We're gonna send
you guys out on another.

Speaker 12 (46:11):
Date, correat.

Speaker 16 (46:12):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 19 (46:13):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, great, gloves don't go on sale any time.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
No, send the lexus and I that linked to the.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Planet of the Pants. Yes, he's got a huge boost
in sales looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I
think ninety nine percent of the time women are going
to choose clothes over men. Oh yeah, just going back
to the caveman days when the brute male would beat
a saber toothed tiger over the head with the club,
and the cave lady is like, oh, I want the
skin to make a pimplem blouse slip. You can keep

(46:43):
all the meat.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Oh I want the pause for a clutch.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I'm pretty sure that's how it went, I know. Yeah, wow,
very sure.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
I mean the thing is Justin and Hawley sound like,
actually there might be a good match, similar sense of.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Humor, cute.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
He was just so jaded from the dating world.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Well, you better be prepared because if there's like a
midnight sale at total eclipse of the scarf, you know
that she's out.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
That is a great name.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
I've never seen a scarf only store, but if there
ever was one, it should be called that.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
To be hard for that.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
The sales are real anyway, You can always email the
show because we'll give you a cool discount on a
second date update.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
They're free.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do for you. Okay, free
help for your dating life. If you email the show,
we'll call that person who's not calling you back. And
go check out our podcast, which is also free wherever
you get yours at Brook.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
And Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Who doesn't love pizza? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
New York style, Chicago style, even Mexican style pizza from
Taco Bell. No, no, they are good. Put it inside me.

Speaker 12 (47:51):
Well.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
The town of ba Cup in England enjoys a hot slice,
so they wanted to open a new pizzeria right there
on their main drag. Plans got drawn up, they were
sent over to the local city council and they were
promptly rejected. Why Why Because adults say the children here
are already too fat even joking standards. The last thing

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on Charming Village needs is another hot food takeaway, tempting
on children who already find themselves carrying around more than
just their school books.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
The adults do realize they're the ones buying the food
for the kids.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
The kids don't have to eat all of it.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh my god, English, but it's there.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
They say, we already have an ice cream shop and
a dessert store on the road. Pizza place would simply
be inviting disaster.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
A bank.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Just don't eat it.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
I don't have to eat and I'm sorry if English
food is not healthier than pizza.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
And if you think about it, in US CDs, we
have areas like Little Italy and Chinatown. British cities should
have Little America where everybody's overweight and they all drive
giant trucks and there's three McDonald's in one shopping set.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
And one guy's holding a metal chair for no reason
down the street.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
But no, they said, kids here too fat. No pizza.
We need a salad bar slash pilate studio. So whenever
somebody wants to do that, come calling.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Oh my kids would be so excited about a salad bar.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
We're excited for laser stories and that's coming up right
after this. It's the radio segment that came up with
the hot new appliance for Christmas twenty twenty five, really
selling at a Sam's Club near you, The air Frar
hot tub combo.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
That sounds dangerous.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Job.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Fry your snacks while soaking your backs in luxury, I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Yeah, the toaster bathtub model didn't go well.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
He even comes with a large splash resistant fry basket
for easy sitting and simmering. All thanks to laser stories
Breaking Wreck. Russells browt the segment where we read weird
news stories around the globe just like everyone else does.
It's we've got a laser. Those other fry babies just don't.
This first laser story is out of Michigan. A man
named Daniel Hudson went into a Dollar General earlier this

(50:29):
month and started stuffing hot pockets into his pants.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Nobody got tempering it. Did they celebrate vidually?

Speaker 7 (50:36):
Or are is it a whole box he's putting down
there dollars?

Speaker 5 (50:42):
An employee confronted him and he didn't take that well.
He started yelling at everyone and then reached into another
pocket and pulled out a gun.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
He's got very large pockets.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Maybe the difference between this and a normal robbery is
that everyone at the store knew Daniel. He was a
regular customer and he worked just down the street.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Daniel did he was hungry for life, So.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
The cops turned around and tracked Daniel down in the
break room at his workplace, where he was seen eating
a plate of hot pockets.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I hope he got a first bite in.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Daniel tried telling the officers that he didn't mean to
steal the hot pockets. He just took him because he
didn't see a clerk at the general store, so he
thought everything was free.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
And that explains the gun too, right.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, the police didn't buy any of that, so they
searched him and found a pistol in his backpack and
he is now facing theft and gun charges. Oh Daniel.
This next laser stories out of Florida, a sheriff's deputies
resigned from his job after possibly one of the most
embarrassing situations of all time. The guy his name is

(52:00):
Tristan Mackhamer, and what we know is that he accidentally
rear ended a car that was stopped for a school bus.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
In his body cam video, you can see the airbags
deploy and then he immediately tosses his cell phone onto
the passenger seat before frantically picking it back up again.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Oh God, I need that.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Well one question. Tristan did admit he was texting in
a group thread with other officers while driving.

Speaker 16 (52:26):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
However, a quick investigation found that was a lie. What
it turns out, Tristan was actually using his phone while
driving to enjoy some spicy adult videos while driving.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, like you can't wait until you pull over.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Sometimes it's good. And when the department found that out,
Tristan came clean and confessed sometimes he gets really bored
driving around all day and wanted something stimulating to watch.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
You know, I appreciate that. Of going the random tickets
out there, I'm true.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, you're probably speeding.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yet deputies found he had also violated three sheriffs office policies,
so Tristan went ahead and just resigned. Yeah, probably taking
his phone and his videos with him.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
At least he's got something to be stimulated with when
he's unemployed.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
The Brooken Jeffrey Instagram page Tristan highly recommend. If you
want to be stimulated, you will not be disappointed.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
It's far from spicy.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Don't check it out. That's broken, Jeffrey. This next laser
story is out of Food News. Dorito's have been around
since the nineteen sixties and they've always been triangular. But
some people notice that. The Dorito's UK Instagram account had
an image of a square chip. What and it said
the shape of things to come?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
But those are crackers? Those aren't chips. Does a square
Doedo turn it into a cracker?

Speaker 8 (53:59):
To find?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Just like what's happening in this room. It caused a
whole lot of snackers to start freaking the f out,
thinking Dorito's may never be the same again, But not
everyone was having an ulcer about it. The official wheat
Thins account responded, square looks good on you.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
That's another cracker talking.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Reflex to keep it in the family. Know that I
get it. We'll see if it's a joke or if
they will do something big coming up soon. In other
food news, I know, I like. Just in time for
the Super Bowl, Cheetos is releasing a new Cheetos Puffs
cheese pizza flavor.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
It sticks right, that's a tubular chill.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
According to Free Delay, it tastes just like a slice
from your favorite pizza shop. Highly skeptical that that's actually
the case.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
But I can't taste the stuff.

Speaker 12 (54:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I think I just put it on top of my pizza,
pizza pizza.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
We may need to try some in studio to prove
that it actually tastes like a slice of pizza. And finally,
Wendy's is sparking a fast food frenzy with rumors swirling
about a thin mince frosty collab with the with the
Girl Scout today.

Speaker 13 (55:15):
Dude, Yes, thin mits frosty so good that's gonna be
on forever.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
While the details are hush hushed, guesses are flying. Will
it be a chocolate mint frosty or a mint chocolate
frosty with a vanilla base?

Speaker 17 (55:28):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
And is it gonna be a chocolate colored or is
it going to be green? But thin mits aren't really green?
The deep talk ye.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
One thing we know for sure, minty goodness seems to
be on the near horizon stays all of them February
twenty first, so circle your calendars for all those frosty.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Cans out Frosty, They should just do all of them.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
This next laser stories out of my favorite state for
content once again, Florida out. Some drivers thought they'd pull
a fast one on the Sunshine State, but officials put
the brakes on them. And I say that because Florida
revealed its list of personalized license plates considered too obscene
for the road from last year the.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Laser stories, which I appreciate.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Well, here's the list that we can say. One was
I am d u I, Oh my god, why would
you even want?

Speaker 9 (56:25):
Which might be like I.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Am Dewey, or maybe it's like Dan Underhill Ingland no idea.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Next we have fbi fed, followed by poop butt but
with zero's for the o's.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Oh it sounds like my kids. Yeah, but we're brill
into professor poopy pants right now.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Another one was Wiener with a one instead of an eye.
Another submission that got rejected poor a f again with
zeros in instead of actual o's.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
That's a power you don't want to get into a
crash with because you know the insurance.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Finally, naked but spelled n e k I D like naked.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Niked I'm gonna get naked.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
And these are only the ones that I could say
on the radio. You can't even get some the like
super super terrible rejected ones. Other than that, there were
so many versions of hawk Tua it was getting ridiculous,
but none of those got through. Just know they were
rejected because Florida stands for integrity. As for this guy's
personalized license plate, he wanted to put hawkshell up on there,

(57:39):
but not enough space, too many letters. Still, he wants
you to moisten his shell just through. Yeah, you know
how it is. That's how means the stories come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
time on.

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
You've got a brand new player today. His name is
Nate And we asked him, why, Nate, why would you
call in to try and play Brook today? And Nate
says he has been listening to this show since high school,
back when this song used to play. Oh my man,
he thought, you know what I could take her?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Nate, I swear to God, if you tell me you're
in your thirties, we're.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Hanging right now.

Speaker 12 (58:28):
No I'm not.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
I'm in my mid twenties. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Was a baby on the show, was in diapers, and
Jeff wasn't born. Joe was born in the Auks Booth.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I just celebrated my seventeenth year on air just here, So.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
That's one hundred and seventeen overall.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Amazing.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Nate do you want to ask me what the company
did for me to celebrate my seventeenth year on all
give you? I maybe nothing, nobody anything about it?

Speaker 12 (59:00):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Brooks, hop onto your walker and wheel out of here
because we got to get to the game, all right,
that time in radio. Okay, it's gonna take a while
for her to leave. Nay, you know the game works.
He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready? Let's do it? Okay for
your first time, Let's get it done. Your time starts

(59:22):
now on this day in nineteen sixty seven. Who won
the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or Chiefs Packers?
What California attraction uses a slogan America's first amusement park? Oh,
the Galapagos Islands are part of what South American Country?
One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty two hundred

(59:45):
or two thousand, two thousand? Lord Farquad is a villain
from what animated film?

Speaker 12 (59:50):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
What color are the one dollar bills in a standard
monopoly game?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Yellow? Okay? Brook's coming back into the studio here hopefully. Okay,
there she is. She's coming back in and worst closed
the door, and yeah, well they check on the score.
Let's talk to Nate a little bit, because on my
screener here it says Nate has three jobs. He makes alcohol,
dives with sharks, and is a rock climbing instructor. We

(01:00:15):
really got a barker.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
The way you do those, which one comes first is important?

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah, you don't want I hope I'm making of the
alcohols at the very end of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I mean the alcohol is my Monday to Friday. The
other two our weekend jobs. I feel like Nate saw
the most interesting man in the world's commercials and he
was like, I'm gonna make one life. You might as
well pack as much as you can, man your very
full life.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I make alcohol too, but it's not legal.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Is that what you were drinking out there while you
were winning the play? Okay? Because now it's your turn?
Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Ready?

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Okay, didn't even slur.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
Good job.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen sixty seven,
who won the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or
Chiefs Packers? What California attraction uses the slogan America's first
amusement park six flags. The Galapagos Islands are part of
what South American country.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Ooh, perunal Brazil.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty to two
hundred or two thousand to two hundred? Lord Farquaad is
a villain from what animated chim.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Come on and didn't even get that. Let's go to
the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
So good.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
I love that clip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Nate, you got three correct names.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
It was Britt and then Brook on Lake.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Nate, You're gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
To call back. I can't live with that dot doing
too many cool things. You can't also beat me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
He called this shot. He said he was gonna come
on and take you down, and he did just that.
Let's go over the answers. On this day, nineteen sixty seven,
the very first NFL Super Bowl was won by the Packers.
They beat the Chiefs thirty five to ten. California Attraction
used the slogan America's first amusement park would be not
very far.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
You never hear that anymore?

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
Yeah you too?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Yeah it was fine.

Speaker 16 (01:02:20):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
They still have a log flum cool.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Galapagos Islands are part of the South American country of Ecuador.
One cow hide can produce twenty footballs. Around three thousand
cowhides are used each year for NFL footballs.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Lot of cows? Do they feed the steaks to the players?
Then afterwards, I guess I.

Speaker 12 (01:02:39):
Was gonna ask, like, where does the beef go?

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Yeah, says the cows are dead. Yeah, you could just
take the skin. You just skin them, put them back
out in the field. They're fine. Lord Farquad is a
villain from the animated film Shrek. And you didn't get
to this question, Brook, But what color are the one
dollar bills in a standard Monopoly game? Red?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Oh, you would have got it wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Yeah, they're white. So Nate, well done. You said you
were Brook and you did it. So you're gonna get
one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You want a
fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use
your gift card Day on Saturday, January eighteenth, Use your
gift card on something you love at Macy's.

Speaker 12 (01:03:22):
Heck, yeah, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
You make me feel old. Then you beat me, Nate.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I'll see you next time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Brook and I can still see Sonny.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Hey, thanks for playing. Come back in soon. We're gonna
do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning.