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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's full show is a wild ride. It's Brooke and
Jeffrey into the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Brand new full show, and of course Wednesdays is always
what's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'll say I got a late night call from the cops.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Jose met maybe his biggest and loudest fan, Alexis could
be washed up.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Officially, Yeah, I saw some thing on INSTID didn't want
to see.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean, we're going to get into it in this hour,
but first we've had a lot of questions coming in
about where digital Jake is. He is still outsick, but
he's on the mend. Yeah, on the upswing, and he
will be back hopefully cross fingers next week.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hopefully.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We miss him so much, and I know a lot
of people are so grateful that Ashon's been filling in
for Jake when it comes to the question, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
My gosh, I am loving it. So many of you
guys have commented saying Ashton's doing great. I want to
start a petition to make him the hero of the
week the music. I'm officially an Ashton attic.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We need a segment for him.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And shout out to Ashton for using the Mickey voice
instead of the demon rat voice.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
He says plenty of twenty demon.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Rat voice because your voice can't get deep enough. Well,
good job, Asha, and've been killing it. Thank you for
you know, doing what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We still think we should all just go to Jake's
bed and do the podcast from there.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's just an option. Yeah, okay, let me know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We can record all the social media videos, text and
see what.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, ok, I'll drive.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, let's get this full show started. Thanks for
being here.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
It's my bad. I never asked you, Brooke, how was
your Mother's Day? Brook?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
And Jeffrey in the morning. Sorry, that wasn't me asking.
It was just an observation that I never asked.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Answer with how great it was?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Well, okay, since you're so excited, how was it?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I felt so loved and appreciated and special. And my
kids made hysterical cards. They weren't meant to be funny,
but they're always funny.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
You know, it sounds fun even if you are heavily
sugarcoating it. But did you know for a couple hundred
people in the town of Kimballton, Iowa, they got a
different Mother's Day gifts?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
They woke up, turned on their water and were surprised
in a good way to see somebody at the city
had turned all of the faucet water pink.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
As a little.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Homage to mothers. I'm showing them a photo of it
right now. It's coming out of the sink, fossil bright pink.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They actually turned it pink or this is like some
algae that's growing well.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
After a few calls to the water treatment facility by
customers thanking them for the special Mother's Day acknowledged so pink,
officials there were a little bit confused because it turns
out they didn't turn anything pink on purpose. Actually, some
of the filters at the water treatment plant malfunction, which
(02:48):
turned it dark pink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How did it turn in such a nice color? Who
actually drank that? Though? There's a couple of people they're like.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Cool, just boil it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Mom, gatorades coming out of the.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Found Mom's got bottled water for the rest of the day,
and really regretted that pink bath that they took in
the morning.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
So good, the.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bubbles felt good at the time.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Yeah, if you had a kind of weird Mother's Day,
that should make you feel a little bit better about
it now.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Let's move on.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
We're gonna get to the shock collar question of the
day with somebody who doesn't confirmed to have a mother.
Rumors are he came from a test tube and was
grown in a lab somewhere. That would be our technical
director Ashton giving us a question.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
I'm not sure if you realized, but today is National
Bruce Day. Bruce Ye that Bruce in holiday. Literally nobody
asked for Bruce, well not even them wanted. So you know,
now it's here, and we have no choice but to
honor it. And that's in the only way that we
know how by playing a special name that Bruce edition.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Oh you have twenty creepy.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
Well, you just say a number between one and twenty
and I'll describe a famous Bruce. It can be a
real person, it can be a fictional character. You just
have to name that Bruce to stay in the game.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Okay, can it be a relative of ours if you want, Jeff,
I'm'm not gonna recommend not, but go for it.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Uncle.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm going with Jeff's uncle Bruce.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Uncle Bruce shout out in Connecticut.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
Everybody should guess Jeff's uncle Bruce until someone gets it right.
So we're gonna start with the woman who drunkenly fell
at the bar and woke up with Bruce's on her legs.
That's Alexis Okay. Your hint for your famous Bruce is
(04:47):
if you hear one finger snap and ten guys fall over,
he probably walked in.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
This is an easy one.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You must be a hot Bruce if you can make
guys fall over.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't know the only Bruce I know that I
was really hoping on Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I actually just remembered what it was. I'm going the
only Bruce I know Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
No, yeah, Wayne, Yeah, it's not Bruce Wayne. It is
actually Bruce Lee.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh, he had like a one finger punch that he
was famous for.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I have two other Bruces on my list, and one
of them is Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So I'm hoping that answer to Wayne question number six.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
If there's a hostage situation, a tank top and some
broken glass, he's your guy.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Who is it just throwing out my uncle Bruce still
on the board.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Impossibility is Rambo's first name Bruce.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Guest.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think it's another superhero thing. It feels like the only.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One other than Bruce Wayne I can think of in
the Superhero World as Bruce Banner.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Is that your final guest Bruce Banner? No, No, I'm
looking for Bruce Willis, John McLean and Diehard. Now I
get it you Becay, no Jose, give me a number, please,
rich guy, great with gadgets, terrible at attending social events
(06:18):
after sunset?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Who is it? You should be insulted that he's asking you.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Yeah, I shout out to all the Bruces listening and say,
Bruce Wayne, Bruce.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Wayne, ultimate rich guy who Elon Musk wants to be.
That's right, Jeff gave me.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
A number, please, number sixteen.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Your hint for your famous Bruce is.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Hold on a second, hold on.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Before you even ask your question, I'm going to take
up my wallet right now. I'm going to and take
out a picture that I've had in here since two
thousand and seven when i met my favorite comedian, Bruce
Valanche backstage of Hollywood Square.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
Wait, Bruce Valanche over, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Vilanch is my
number one.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I didn't have a sharpie when I met him. I
only had a highlight around me. So he signed it
with that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Even if you looked up and saw Bruce Valanch's face
you may not know why you know.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
How, I don't know, you know like, but you recognize
him right.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He's got kind of like floppy blonde hair and bangs.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Is the male version of Brook.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
That's exactly why so, But Ashton, if you end up
saying what famous Bruce was on Hollywood Squares in two
thousand and seven, I am gonna lose it right now.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
So go ahead. What's your question?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
We already have his answer?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I think all right, Jeff, well, you're a hint for
your famous Bruce is generally calm. Unless he's green, then
you should run. Also not on Hollywood Squares Shorn.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Okay, Bruce Banner the Hulk.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, that's correct, Bruce Banner.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Said to answers, all.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Right, the only two people remain are Jeff and Jose. Jose,
give me a number between one and twenty to guess
a famous Bruce.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm gonna have to go with dude.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Bonus point.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
He's been born to run since the nineteen seventies, but
somehow still finds time for a three hour concert.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Who is it concert?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
And is a runner?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Bruce? No, you're thinking of run the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm I'm friends with his best friend. Eddie Vander. We're
about Bruce springs Aw.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
That's correct, talking about him the boss. All right, Jeff,
if you get this correct, you and Jose will both
be the winners of funny A twenty.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Give me a number, please give number twenty.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
He's a kind hearted great white shark who unexpectedly be
friends a fish named Dory and helps her find a family.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Who is it?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I thought his name was just Bruce because last the shark,
Bruce the shark.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
I'm sorry, I'm just looking for Bruce. He just goes
by his first name, all right, So that means Jose
is the winner.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Up your.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Back in the test tube.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
This is by Jose. You win the Bruce Challenge. You
get to choose here to get shocked.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I gotta go with Bruce Fox.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Okay, Yeah, so Brooke, you're gonna get shocked while singing
Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All right, I was.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Bored in the USA in the US.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
So creative with those lyrics. Yeah, that's your shot collar
question of the day. Happy Bruce Day, everybody. Yeah to
TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
You guys know when I go into the shop to
get my hair. Did I'm thinking half perm, full perm.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's it's not natural curls.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Three quarter perm.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I thought you had natural curls.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Last time I went in there, I told everyone I
want the full Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh that sounds yes.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
It's an official.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Hairstyle that you can request anywhere you go, and it's
also an official lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is what is it consist of?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'm living it right now. Coming up, I'm not gonna
give you the half Jeffrey, not the three quarter. I'm
giving you the full Jeffrey again, all of me. What's
in my body and what's in my brain.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
You're gonna feel it coming up in a brand new
What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think I'd rather have the half Jose.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Full Jeffrey for everyone.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, reminding
you that everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
Oh yeah, you'll see the world differently if you just
listen to our show for a little bit, especially this
segment What's on your Mind, where we share our earth
shattering thoughts with all of our listeners.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Starting with the Brook Brook What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
So I have an update about my wallet and keys, right, yes, yes,
And we got a.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Text in to our textport at seven eight five nine
two last week that said.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Someone turned in Brooks wallet and keys to University police.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
We have them for her and it signed officer right,
So I immediately call the number and legit it's an
officer that answers the phone, because yeah, that was Frank.
No no, and he's like, yeah, we got him. We
Google searched your name. We found that you worked for
the radio station. I'm like, my ide was in there.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm not sure, but all you got to do is
call the evidence department. That's who has it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So I'm like, sweet, yes, I don't know, but that's
who's keeping it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So I call evidence and leave a message oh okay.
I don't hear anything for a long.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Time, and then Hi, this is evidence.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And that night my phone rings, Yes, wakes me up.
I think it's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I answer and it's another officer and he's like, sorry,
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Getting my shift started. I didn't want to call you
too late.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And I'm like.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
He's like, listen, we have your keys in your wallet.
All you have to do now is call this other
woman now.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Two days later, I finally get a hold of the
other woman, right another person in the department, and she's like, yes,
we can send him to you.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm like, awesome, but it's going to take another three.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Days because we have to wait for a guy to
get back from his vacation to open ship.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I mean, at this point, just screw it, like it's
way shorter your credit cards and get them where you're done.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So I haven't gotten them back yet, okay, but crossing
my fingers that this week is gonna be the week wow.
Speaker 11 (13:04):
Or this year.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
All right, we'll keep you updated on Brooks lost items.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Honestly, if any of the officers are listening, thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Take the cash out that you don't notice.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
Jose So, I was boarding a flight recently and I
see this beautiful girl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Walking into the aisle. She sits right next to me.
So it never happens, right, I have my headphones on.
I'm thinking I'm lucky.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
I'm like yes, and then within a few minutes she
taps my shoulder. Yeah, and she asked me, hey, could
you switch with my friend over there so.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
You can sit next to you.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
It's okay, I'm like, oh sure, no worries I don't
sit with your friend. So as I get up, I
turn around and her friend behind seize my face and
go yells, no, what is your name?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Jose?
Speaker 13 (13:50):
And I go and remember these other pretty girl? Yes,
So I'm kind of like, hey, whoa. Instead of acknowledging her,
I'm like, hold on, I cut her off. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me say good bye to my seat first.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I love it right anyway.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
And so then she refocuses and literally it's still boarding,
so there's some people behind me.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
She yells, excuse me, seriously, does nobody know who this is?
Speaker 14 (14:18):
This guy's celebrity.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I literally am shushing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Her because this gets the entire plane to go and
look around, and.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No one else reconnuts this me. So I just go
to my seat.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Nobody asked for an autograph. Guy next to me didn't care.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But you were funny, but I was funny.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
It ends up being awesome.
Speaker 12 (14:45):
It was a great fly, and I took pics of
all of them afterwards.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Okay, but I just want to let.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Everybody know it's crazy that I keep getting recognized on planes,
but only by one person.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
On your mind.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Okay, So the further I get out of college.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
The more when I talk about how I ran track there,
I just sounded like a washed up.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Sound like a washed up athlete, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Where I'm like, I ran like back in the day,
you know, and it gets more back in the day
every time.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And we keep branding you as a runner too.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Keeping I didn't think.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Of that, no, but like I've always kind of still
felt good about it because I have the Bois.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
State school record in the fifteen hundred my race I did.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, Yeah, she's working in my one race and my
one race that's awesome, And so I'm like, okay, at
least I was kind of like, legit if people will
like search me, you know, it's not just a random legend.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It is until you.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yesterday, I was scrolling on it stuff and I see
someone broke my school record.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Oh wow, she broke.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It by one second. That's it. You have to re
enroll exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I look at her photo and I think, wow, I
could comment something nice message.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, I'm gonna start training it. I need to get
back my record.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You can beat her, I got You're equally as competitive.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yes, let's go. All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Well, I've had people come over to spend the night
at my house before. I don't want to go into
a ton of detail, but this past weekend had a
special friend come over.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
We hung out, had some.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Food and drink, and at the end of the night,
they wanted to stay in my guest room.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Okay, well I was cool, It's fine. Somebody was not
cool with that. My dog Baker's room, it's not Bagel's room,
but in the house. I don't know if they had
like sausages in their pockets, but Bagel was running at
the guest bedroom door, launching himself at it, scratching it
(16:47):
all night long, trying to get inside the room.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Does that make you feel bad?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It sounds like this guest was wanted.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
I mean I could hear it all throughout the house,
and so I would have to get up every few
minutes and walk over, pick up Bagel, bring him back
into my bed, and then five minutes later, boom, he's
running down to the guest room again like he's Kung
Fu Panda, trying to like smash the door down.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Sorry, but the guests in the bedroom must be so annoyed.
Just let me sleep.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Eventually, I got a text message from this person saying sorry,
I had to leave in the middle of the night
because Bagel was hell bent on getting.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Into the room. Bagel scared scared him out.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
So if that person is listening, I want you to
know I do apologize. And if you had just made
the right decision on what room to sleep and then
this never would have happened.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So loved that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
That's what's been on our minds and on my dog
Bagel's mind.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Tell him he's a guard dog getting them out, or if.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
He just I think that he wants something else. Yeah,
I think he's more like his owner.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Text in the seven five nine tell us what's been
on your mind?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I accidentally
blocked myself from our own text board at seven eight
five nine two.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
He did well.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I think it was an accident, but I was writing
some pretty heinously mean stuff to us on there.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Sot yourself.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, it's probably fair keep.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That self hate out loud instead. Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
We are getting a lot of other text stuff from
our listeners coming in at seven eight five nine to two,
like this one says I'm currently passing kidney stones, and that's.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
The only thing on my mind.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
That's from Bobby m Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sorry, ye get those bad boys out, Bobby.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Bobby talk about selfish.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, supposed to think of others sometimes, not just about
yourself and your own kidney stones.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Kidney's herdet It's probably why you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Got kidney stones because you're so selfish. But you know what,
good luck with passing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'm glad you have so much empathy for people. You
really inspirational. So it's like, I'm really sick.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
But did you listen to the show.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah, seriously, priorities, let's keep going.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Another text says, what's been on my mind is that
selling my house and moving back in with my parents
has been the best decision I've ever made. I use
some of the money to pay off my student loans,
and with eighty K salary a year, I'm able to
travel and buy my dream car. Also, my mom cooks
me dinner every day.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
It sounds like someone's life figured out.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's like childhood, but with money.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Every time visit my parents, this happens for a week
and I think, oh my god, I'd love to move back.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
In yef a month.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Would it still be as fun.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Yeah, Well for Brooks kids, they're going to live with
her until they're thirty years old, so this is.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Going to be their life or sixty if you're listening.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That's up to them.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
That's what our listeners have been texting and telling us
what's been on their mind.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
We've all had those pinch me moments where things are
just going so perfect you can't believe that it's actually
happening to you.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
But then there's those other pinch me moments where you're
thinking things are going so horrible, how can this really.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Be happening to me?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Oh no, Like when you're stuck on a first date
and the person across the table has been showing you
how well they can gargle beer for the past thirty months.
And we've got two listeners on the phone who are
covered in pinch marks, and not the good ones, because
they're ready to face off against each other to find
out whose dating life is the worst in a brand
(20:37):
new battle of the Tinder dates coming up right after
this two Hope one dating.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
App then dares you just swipe right? The question is
whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the
Tinder Dates.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
It's the dating game show that spices up his naughty
text by asking his.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Mother what he should write. That'll love the Tinder.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head
to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, explained the rules in just a second. But first
let's meet today's contestants.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
In this corner, he likes his makeout sessions to be
as dry as a desert chuck, and that's.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
How he got the nickname Tumbleweed.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Read this terrible Tinder date, Cat Celler.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
He's coming in confidence, cham.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, I feel dusty just even talking to him.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
And in the other corner, he embraced the dark side
and is always down to Netflix and Clone and that's
why the.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Ladies call him storm Trooper Cooper. All right, All right,
our contestants already, and here's how the game works.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
One will start by telling one of their worst date stories.
The other will try and counter with the nightmare story
of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for
three rounds until we declare a winner, starting it off
with Tumbleweed.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Let's do it.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
So I met a girl on Tinder and she is
really into working now, she tells me, and I am too.
So we go to the gym for a date. Very
cool until she tells me that I need to yell
at her in a foreign accent.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
She needs me to stream motivation in German.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
German specifically, I.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Mean it is angry sounding. No matter what you say, totally.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
You get like five more reps in if someone tell
you that way?
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Were you?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
And he keeps going?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Were to do it for?
Speaker 11 (22:32):
I tried, but after she kept telling me to get
louder and louder, I just couldn't handle the embarrassment of
the gym.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
She's like louder.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Storm Trooper, Cooper, can you count her?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Man, this girl I was out with she invited me
to come through our house party after the date, right, Okay.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
So we get there and everyone starts.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
Congratulating her, and I'm asking, what are they congratulating you about?
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
She said, it's her divorce party and in the papers
right there.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh my god, but you know it's official, right, there's
no great area exactly.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
She wants to make an official before.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
We, you know, do the freaky Oh so you did?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Wait what?
Speaker 10 (23:14):
I didn't feel good about it? But I did.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's not official until you see it that way.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That woman celebrate.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How are okay? Oh god, read we're back to you?
Speaker 11 (23:26):
No, No, that sounds like a great day to me.
My date, on the other hand, he was incredibly honest
with me when we met up. She told me she's
got another situationship going on.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
I'm thinking I'm gonna win out in the end.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
So we hang out a few more weeks, and then
she admits that the other person is Chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Excuse me, I almost thought you said Chad.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
What is she talking about.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
She's telling me that they talk every night. They have
so much common.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
In the end, she has me write her a poem.
Chad GPT writes a better one. She breaks up with me.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh darn god, Ai is taking over everything, you.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Cooper, You got your work cut out.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
For your here.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Oh man. I was Wither's girl and we stopped in
this furniture.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
Store and she asked me to pretend like we were
like newlyweds so that she can get this like wedding
registry discount or whatever.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
So I went along with it.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Okay, but what she didn't tell me is that she
was then going to frame me for cheating on her,
and she pretended that she just found out right there
in that moment.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Oh is there a cheat discount or something?
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yes, I don't know about that, but she definitely got
a sympathy discount because she.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
Was in tears that she was putting on a great show.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh oh, oh my god. And the furniture store people
are like, oh, it feels so bad for you. Here, yeah,
another off that couch.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
The worst thing is that she sent me on the
way out.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Oh couldn't work, buddy. She have saved me a pretty
pig game. All right, we're on to our third and
final round here.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
We need your best stories, gentlemen, So Tumbleweed read give
it to us.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
So I meet the girl in the dating app. She's
twenty nine years old, says she really wants to plan
this first date.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Tells me to.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Dress up real nice, that we're gonna go somewhere fancy.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
And she's saying, right, really cool, and she's paying.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
And she's paying.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Whoa bro marry her before the date?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
So I show up.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
She's in a full length, sparkly dress. Tells me she's
super excited.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
She went the limo for us.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Oh, and we're going to crash her old high school
prom what.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
She's twenty nine?
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Oh no, not the reunion, this year's actual promo.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
Apparently she never went, and she always wanted to go.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
They turned us away at the door.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah wait showed up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yes, beer for so many underage Yeah, they would
just think you guys were cap It was almost a
great date.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
So Cooper, this is your last chance.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Thatunds wild.
Speaker 15 (26:18):
That's this young girl online.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
And you know she liked that I was fluent in French.
I'm fluent in French by the way.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
But when I show up to our date, she's there
with another guy and he's French too.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:38):
So she she tells me that he just flew over
to meet her, and.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Hopefully i'd be cool with being a translator.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
You're part of it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's a cheap way to get a translator.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yes, yes, I translated everything wrong. Like she keeps saying,
you're ugly, bro.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I don't know what did you do. She ended up
paying me like fifty dollars half the hours.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Will you get it?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Oh yeah, I got money again. Yeah, I hope they're
always all right.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
There's the final bell that means the matches over judges.
When you need to score it, alexis, who are you
giving it to?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm going to read for the prom I can't get over.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Vote for Reid Brook.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, another vote for Reid for that problem.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
That means congratulations, tumble Weed read you are a sad
single of the week. And as a prize, Brook will
tell you one sexy gift that her husband gave her
one time.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Really waiting hard to choose, I got a dish soap container.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Oh feel free to steal that idea to get to
your next date.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It was for dishwashing soap, not hand So careful.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
You're turning everybody on. Brook text in the seven eighty
five nine to two if you want up here on
the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your
phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
It's been about twenty years, but has everyone here seen
that movie with McLevin you know? Oh yeah, it's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
So there's a guy in that movie named Mick Lovin,
and he actually reminds me of Jose's character on this
show named Steady Eddie. Oh, and in today's call, staed Duardo.
Eduardo just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
And when he brought it home, something just wasn't right
with it. You're gonna find out. And your phone's app
right now.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Hi, this is Home good This is Cassie. How can
I help you?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
Hello there, my name is Edward, but my friend called
me Steady Eddie.
Speaker 15 (28:46):
How can I help you?
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Well, I'm actually having an issue with an item, and
I'm parent that you're a store recently.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Yeah, what's the issue?
Speaker 14 (28:58):
I came in on my schooner doing wheelies and a
bunch of cool stuff, and I'm just gonna look around,
you know, maybe by a decorative Kleenex box. But what
caught my eye was this beautiful mirror.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
Okay, so you bought a mirror here.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
I mean not just any mirror, the most glorious mirror ever.
I looked like stone, called Steve often.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Ha.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Yeah, I got two beards, put them together, strive them
up over my head, just like a wrestler. I look buff. Okay, Yeah,
it's like a Batie had to glow up with a
rizzler and it's me.
Speaker 15 (29:39):
So what I'm not hearing is the issue with the mirror.
Speaker 14 (29:43):
Oh well, it happened right when I brought it home.
You see, I was looking at it preparing to flame
the lady. But when I hung it up on the wall,
I decided to catwalk towards it. It was not the same.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
What was the difference?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Oh, it was.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Like zero riz negative aura, Like I gave up total.
That's the NPC energy. I was like, somebody just got
through it here, and I think, get with MOI, which
is me in another language.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
You know what, sometimes when you take him your home,
the lighting can just be different than in the department store.
So maybe that's the case.
Speaker 14 (30:19):
Oh that still doesn't change the fact that I look shoey.
I even dressed up in my nineteen ninety eight classic
Batman Returns outfit.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Similar result, just.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Crusty, ain't f How do you make Batman.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Look not cool? Hold on, hold on hot?
Speaker 14 (30:41):
That was my inhaler. Sorry, do you need to take
a hit of yours here?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
You know, I actually need to get back to work.
Can return it though, But what gifts?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Though?
Speaker 14 (30:52):
I mean you guys like running a scam here? In
the home goods compartment.
Speaker 15 (30:57):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Okay, I can see you now.
Speaker 14 (31:00):
You just wait for an anything good looking young gentleman
with lots of money like myself. Well she I don't
have a ton of money, but I have my mom's
debit card. And you're like, God, we're gonna get him
with the old mirror reflection scam works every time.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
I bet Huh, there's no scam here. I promise you.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Hold on a.
Speaker 14 (31:20):
Second, though, because I didn't see any directions in the
box for having to punt this mirror up. I may
have put it on the wall upside down.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
Oh that's not possible. It is the same either way.
Speaker 16 (31:29):
Hold on.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up down at
the bottom and I slipped it home on.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Let me sure.
Speaker 15 (31:36):
I really don't think that makes a difference.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
There we go, and eyew, I'm disgusting. Oh god, my
mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom, don't look
at me.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
Sure you can return the mirror within thirty days, but
as I've told you, I have to go.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Because your coworker Natalie said she would give me store credit.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Pluff your phone.
Speaker 14 (31:56):
Number, so I could do a brank phone call on
you from the radio station.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Of course, what are you talking about?
Speaker 14 (32:02):
Because my name's actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,
what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing?
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Okay, I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
No, she said you just hit your one.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
You're working customer service, and wanted to congratulate you.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
You have to answer weird questions like this all the time.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Apparently honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
I know you're lying because I can feel you looking
at me through the phone tips, just like the lady
that the perfian counter.
Speaker 15 (32:41):
I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive. Why wouldn't
I be melting over here?
Speaker 16 (32:46):
I was getting hatten here, hold on, hold on, Oh
my god, Okay, now I'm.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Ready to kiss.
Speaker 10 (32:59):
That's discussed.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
No, it's actually.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
Allbuterol, it's not discussing at all. It's an inhaler. I
think you have.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Weake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
When you're on a really good first date and the
chemistry's on, you're feeling the butterflies. But you look across
the table and notice there's something on your date's face
that shouldn't be there. H Do you a silently lick
your finger and rub it off yourself?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh, what if it's a birthmark or something.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, it's a risk. That's a risk.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Do you be pull the fire alarm and hope the
water from the sprinkler washes it away.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's a good solution, Jeff, or so option CE.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Do what our listener did when he found himself in
that situation.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Oh no, we're.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Gonna find out if Option C contributed to him not
getting a call back.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
You'll find out what happened in your brand new second
Date update, Next second Date Updated.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Brooke, did you know the first time that you met
your husband Michael that something was special? Not saying that
you knew like you were going to get married in
the first fifteen seconds of talking to him, But was
there anything that happened with you instantly that lets you know, WHOA,
there's something real, like something actually special going on.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, I just felt so good around him, and I
was so excited about.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Him Okay, you're drunk, so that's probably.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean, I did have like five glasses of wine
to make an off color uti joke.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Okay, well yeah, uti jokes, and he.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Still liked me.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Okay, Pet explains it.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
I mean, I remember the first time that I met
Jose and I noticed his fly was down, and I thought,
ooh special.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah you didn't tell me x y Z though.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
He asked you to put it down further.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, but you know, we don't talk about this all
the time. That first ten to fifteen seconds when you
meet your date and something happens inside.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
That's what you know.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
That's real.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
Apparently that happened to one of our listeners, Graham recently.
Now at least that's what his email said, and we
should learn a little bit more about it.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Graham, Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Hey guys, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh I can't wait to hear about this chance meeting.
Maybe it wasn't chance meeting. Whatever the meeting was, it
sounds great.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
So, without getting overly descriptive, how did your body let
you know that this was special?
Speaker 10 (35:33):
Well, she didn't ever fly open. I can tell you that.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Oh, Okay, dang it. So what's her name, by the way,
and how did you meet her?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
Her name is Aura, Aura.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How did you meet her?
Speaker 10 (35:46):
We met on one of those dating apps and we
decided to meet at a wine bar.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
All right, So going into meeting her at the wine bar,
were you expecting something special?
Speaker 10 (35:57):
Well, you know how you always have your hopes. But
I knew when I walked in that I was going
to be in so much trouble. Why she immediately recognized
me and started from across the room waving both of
her hands over her head like a total door.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Just one of those people like me. She got no shame.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And you loved that right.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
Oh my god, she was just so like effort, was
really cute, well free spirit over there.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Her name's Aura, it comes that's adorable. Yeah, And it
sounds like she was excited to see you.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
It was one of those like initial meetings where in
the first five seconds I was like, oh my god,
this is just like a dream.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
That must be a lot to process, right when you're
first getting to know somebody. So did the feeling where
often just getting to like a normal date after that,
I mean.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
I wouldn't say it wore all or it was normal.
It was just I mean, there was a jazz trio playing,
and we were both into jazz music, and she was like, oh,
let's make up names for the guys, and so you
have Sammy Fly guitar playing and Dennis the drummer, yeahnny,
all that kind of stuff. We were just cracking each
(37:18):
other up the whole time.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
You guys were in your own world, right.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And they're already making almost inside jokes with each other,
you know, like just a fun fun thing.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
Now anytime any songs on the radio, you can be like, oh, yeah,
this is my favorite drummer, Yeah, Lington drummers.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
You know whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Well, clearly the vibes are there, so keep taking us
through how the rest of the date goes.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
It just kept getting better. I mean, our sense of
like humor was just so like simpatico, I guess to
use that word. Like at one point, she had like
some lipstick on her front teeth, so I started like
signaling and rubbing on my own front teeth.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Good, I'm glad you told her, yeah, And she just
looks at me.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
She goes, what do you have in a stroke just
rub tongue on your teeth exactly I was just laughing
so much and then fun. Oh yeah it was. It
went so well, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
This sounds like it Why are you calling us for help? Then, like,
I don't get it. How could this have ended poorly?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Well, that's the thing, it didn't really end poorly. When
we said goodbye, she just came up to me and
gave me like a really long, tight hug.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Some of those are.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
Nice exactly, and she says, we have to definitely do
this again.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And so sincere, I.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Texted her twice, one time to see if she wanted
to go out for coffee, the second time to see
if she wanted to go to a trivia night, because
I think she'd be great at that.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Wait, how long did you wait before you texted her?
Was this like thirty minutes after the date or was
this a couple of days?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
I waited two days.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I think that's good. Too long too.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I think when you have a connection like that with
someone that you just go with it, You just follow,
you know.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I got to play the game of waiting.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Blew it that?
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Have you read a certain boy? You just got to
grab your luggage and move in with her. It sounds
like so connected.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Have you not heard from her at all?
Speaker 10 (39:16):
Well, that's the thing, is like when I was texting her,
she did reply, but both times she said that she
was busy, and the worst part was like she didn't
offer an alternative time or date or anything like that.
It was no, I'm busy, I can't.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I mean, sometimes these free spirits they really suck at text.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
I mean, Alexis, if you wanted to see a guy,
would you tell him like, I'm just busy, or would
you offer up a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I would offer something else. I'd probably over offer. Honestly,
I'd probably mentioned all the times I'm free.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You do apologize for being busy a lot.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
It is odd that she leaves it at just I'm
busy and no explanation and no other follow up to
it exactly.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
That could feel like that she's trying to brush you off.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I understand it. Such a thing happening.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's just hard to imagine she wasn't right there with
you feeling the exact same thing.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Well, maybe it was the fact that you made her
pay for the dinner that night you made I'm just assuming.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Did you have no no, no, no, I am a
proper gentleman. I paid for everything. Okay, I just need
I need you guys to find out for me. How
the hell did I blow this.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We're gonna find for you. How do keep it going?
Because I've got faith in this one.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Because we don't even know that you blew it. It could
be something totally unrelated.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I am so excited to get her on the phone.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
All right, Well let's find out.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
We're gonna come back call Aura and try and get
you your second date update coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 6 (40:42):
All right, man, hold on second date update.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Whenever I'm stuck on hold with customer service for four
straight hours. Oh and the automated message keeps replaying over
and over saying we're busy right now, but don't go anywhere.
Your calls very important to us. We're just busy.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, I believe them.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh you do, they really really care.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, we're not understaffed.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Ye, not a break somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
But the thing is, if you're on the other end
of a potential relationship with somebody you really like and
you get too sorry, I'm just busy right now. In
a rowse, it's hard not to be a little bit
skeptical and feel like you're being blown off.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, especially when they don't say, hey, press number nine
for a different day to date meet exactly.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
And that's where our listener, Graham is.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
After a really good date at a jazz bar with
a girl named Aura. He has turned to us because
those two busis just aren't equaling a second meetup, and
they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Equaling the vibe that they had going when they were
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
It just sounds so I can't believe we haven't said
it sooner, but negative our points for her, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Graham, I mean, before we call her here, how you feeling.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I'm feeling a little nervous, to be honest, but how's
your aura?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I mean, I get it really nervous for you.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I mean you just sound so excited and I want
this to happen for you.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I guess we all do.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Everything sounded so good.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
I don't want to put this out there, but it
has to be shocking, Like whatever the excuse is, you're not.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Gonna see like, oh wow, I didn't think of that.
There's nothing that has gone wrong.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
We can change that right now. Let let's see if
something went wrong.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
I'm gonna dial her number right now, hopefully she picks
up the phone. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Aura. Yes,
this is a we're a radio show. We're called Brook
(42:42):
and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole show here. Thanks
for being on with us.
Speaker 17 (42:47):
Uh Okay, Hi, I didn't I don't think I signed
up for anything.
Speaker 10 (42:52):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, you didn't know.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
You didn't, but one of our listeners kind of signed
you up for something called a.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Second date update.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
Okay, So if you're not familiar with that, it's a
segment that we do on our show where we try
to help people who've gone out with somebody one time
but they're not getting that second meetup and they're not
sure why. We can call and try to figure out
if there's a reason for it. Yeah, does that make sense?
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
We know you're really busy, so we won't keep it.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
That's what we've heard.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
We're really good at these by the way, we'll be efficient. Okay,
we'll get through this.
Speaker 7 (43:28):
Because we're calling about a guy that you went out
with recently named Graham.
Speaker 17 (43:32):
I'm sorry, I'm like super confused, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Is this great question?
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Well, yeah, no, it's the thing is we spoke to
Graham about your date, and we're just trying to figure
out if there's a reason that the two of you
haven't gone out again, because you keep saying to him
that you're busy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But not offering any solutions on wind to meet up.
Speaker 11 (43:51):
Yeah, I mean, I like it.
Speaker 17 (43:53):
I already texted him, like I said, I was busy
during the times he wanted to hang out.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
I think his mind.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
When you say I'm busy, that's just like it can
be a word that people use to brush somebody off
if you're not actually wanting to see them, but you
don't want to come off as being rude.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Like I meant what I said, I'm just really busy.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, Okay, but there's no way.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I mean, like I'm sorry, we're all really busy, but
like when you meet somebody that you feel like you
have this crazy connection with, you'll make time for them.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
Yep.
Speaker 17 (44:25):
But I'm not like canceling my plans.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Like I know we're not we're not asking you to
do that.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
But he just asked us to call because it was
unclear to him if you actually wanted to meet up.
Speaker 18 (44:35):
But it's what's unclear. I'm saying, Okay, but I am busy.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It's it's uncle.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
If you like I'm honestly still unclear whether you actually
like him or not.
Speaker 18 (44:47):
I like him, but like, I don't understand why, like
he needs a third party interjecting. That's I said that
I'm free. I'm just busy during the times he.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
Mentioned gotcha, I hear you, and I don't want to
be the third party interjecting whatsoever.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
In fact, it's just like weird.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Well, no, listen, Graham is actually the one I want
you to talk to. And it's perfect because he's right
here on the other line listening, waiting to jump in here.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
What I'm so confused, Like what is happening? What's like,
what's the deal with these like jobbers you hire to
like grow me about us?
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Yeah, you said job jobbers.
Speaker 17 (45:30):
I called you jobbers, Like I don't know what you.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Guys like we are important? Okay, you talk to her?
Speaker 10 (45:38):
Yeah I didn't. I didn't hire them. It's just a
radio show, and they, you know, help people get in
touch if they're having trouble getting together.
Speaker 17 (45:48):
So yeah, but like I told you, I was busy
a couple of times. Like don't you think it's a little.
Speaker 18 (45:54):
Extreme to like go in a radio station, and honestly, whoever.
Speaker 17 (45:59):
That guy was I've been talking to, like did not
seem prepared at all.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
You don't know what I.
Speaker 18 (46:03):
Was talking about, and he like trying to nail down
a gate for you.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
We're talking about Jeff.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's fine. Sometimes people need a common enemy.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
To come to guilty.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Honestly, I'm with her. I wasn't doing it. That was
pretty crap. I give myself a D.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Or can't you think of this as like a kind
of a romantic gesture, like he really wants to see
you and he went to all this effort.
Speaker 17 (46:27):
No, it's super weird.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You guys have so much chemistry. I feel like you're
so angry.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Does this feel like the same person you went out
with Graham?
Speaker 10 (46:35):
Well maybe not a little bit. But you guys have
been kind of grilling are pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, we can take the fall.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
Yeah, no, no, no, that's okay. I mean your intentions
are great, and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I did have some bad intentions when I dialed.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
I brought some negative energy into this and that's why
I felt negative.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
I was so guilty and you shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
Be, Laura.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
There is there anything we can do to come back
from putting you out or making you feel weird, like
you keep.
Speaker 19 (47:06):
Saying you can stop asking me questions and he can
just ask me out.
Speaker 15 (47:11):
How about that?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Okay, I think that's perfect. That's perfect. I'd love to
hang out. And how about this weekend? Are you free?
Like on Friday?
Speaker 17 (47:22):
I'm busy Friday?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, keep going.
Speaker 10 (47:27):
Well, well how about Saturday?
Speaker 19 (47:29):
Then I've got something that day. But like you should,
you probably need to notice. But I'm in like two
other situationships.
Speaker 16 (47:38):
Oh that's okay, now you know why she's so busy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh, Graham, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Is that okay with you?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Graham?
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Or let me ask you. You said you're already in
two situationships, So really, what does that mean?
Speaker 17 (47:57):
It means a lot of Funfer up?
Speaker 10 (48:02):
Do you even have time for me then?
Speaker 17 (48:04):
Or what I'm free Sunday afternoon? Like I can squeeze
you in.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
I'm not really sure if I want to be squeezed
in between two other dudes.
Speaker 6 (48:20):
And beggars.
Speaker 17 (48:21):
Can't be choosers here, Like you're the one who leaves
to the party, but it's still a party.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
She's clearly not rejecting you, but you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
But she's offering you not much.
Speaker 17 (48:36):
Yeah, I'm single, Like, I don't have to like.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
Kind of you.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You're kind of single.
Speaker 6 (48:41):
I think we're all jealous of you are if anything,
so I.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Think, Graham, I don't know, Graham, I feel like you
deserve more than this.
Speaker 10 (48:48):
Well, I don't know. Look, I think I should just
go with my gut and say, you only live once,
and let's do it.
Speaker 7 (48:58):
So you're overdo a possible third situationship with Aura.
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Well, I mean, if the third situationship goes so well,
maybe they'll just turn into a single situationship.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
Okay, that's really optimistic for yourself.
Speaker 19 (49:12):
I mean that's the point of like dating, Like you're
supposed to like try new things and see what sticks.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Yeah, well great now we're running out of time here.
So I'm just curious though, Aura, if he does go
through with this, does that put him like in the
third seat, like the last place guy? Or does he
need to do a trial run? And does he have
to meet the other guys?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Why would they meet the other.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
I don't know how.
Speaker 17 (49:39):
That's so weird.
Speaker 19 (49:41):
No, Okay, if it works out, it works out, and
if it doesn't we had fun.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Okay, great.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
I just want to be clear that we're setting our
guy up for success here. So we would like to
offer to send you guys out on a date and
we would pay for it.
Speaker 17 (49:54):
Yeah, I mean, I'm down, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Not the romantic d but more realistic. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Oh was that like the ickiest yes that we've ever
gotten to a second date?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Not where I wanted things to end, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 7 (50:15):
Yeah, but at least we got an answer to why
she was busy.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
And I guess it's clear to Graham what he's walking
into right, Like, there's no mystery here anymore.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
I don't know if it is really clear, because we
never really asked whether the like situationships know about each
other or how serious they really were with anything.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
She seems pretty blunt Jeffrey, and she.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Seems like she enjoys it for sure. Yeah, it's the
one thing that made her smile during that entire call.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
And get like a weird sexy voice thing.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
How you not when you're.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Thinking about your harem of guys waiting for you? But
I just have a feeling our boy, Graham is going
to be happy settling for Sunday Afternoon hangouts.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, he's Sunday boy now, pausive person.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
I mean it might be in a four way marriage
if it goes well enough. Sweet, so good for you, Graham.
Keep us updated. But if you want help with your
dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call
that person who isn't calling you back and go check
out all of our second dates wherever you get your
podcasts at Brook and.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
A list was just published of the funniest town names
in the United States Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
I'm just gonna get right to these. Some of them
my co hosts may have already heard about. Some probably not.
But number ten is Lick Skillet, Kentucky.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
Delicious.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Nothing shameful about that mental They make.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Great out there, but wait till the skillet's cold.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
The number nine Chug Water Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, Chug Chug Chum.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Number eight slap Neck Michigan.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Wait, that's a little violent, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Can you not get like charged with slapping people?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
I think it's a mosquito thing.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh God, that sounds awful just thinking about going there.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Number seven Zizix California zz y z X three Z.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Isn't that the name of Elon Musk's kids?
Speaker 11 (52:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (52:19):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (52:20):
That sounds really funny. Number six Butternuts, New York. Yeah,
you know what that sounds all about.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
And number five we can't leave Florida off the funny
town name list. This one is Florida, Florida, Florida without.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
The f What do we go with, Bob?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't know what rhymes with Florida.
Speaker 7 (52:39):
On to number four, Guysville, Ohio. Yeah, book's going on
vacation there soon. Number three Why Arizona?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Why so hot?
Speaker 6 (52:50):
That's got to be so annoying to answer, Hey, where
are you from?
Speaker 8 (52:53):
Why?
Speaker 10 (52:55):
Why?
Speaker 6 (52:57):
Number two Dumber, New Hampshire. That's Dummer with two ms.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
No b I like it.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Okah, they don't even know how to spell it.
Speaker 7 (53:06):
And finally, the number one funny town name in the
United States, Big Bottom, Washington, which is apparently located next
to Big Bottom Valley.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Val I'd like to check out a qualification.
Speaker 7 (53:25):
Unfortunately, those are some of the funniest town names in America.
Maybe we'll hear some crazy news from one of them
during a brand new laser stories right after this. It's
the radio segment that's making bank.
Speaker 6 (53:42):
On the TikTok shop lately.
Speaker 7 (53:44):
Have you guys seen this, because they came out with
a new clothing item called the Snugget.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (53:49):
A wearable blanket that smells like fast food and has
little pocket warmers to hold all your favorite dipping sauces
in oh.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Hot pockets in cold party.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
No, it's just exactly dunk your nuggets in your snuggets
with laser stories.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Why is your suzzing my ranch? Jeff?
Speaker 7 (54:07):
It's the segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser. Those other honey musk turd burglars just don't.
This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. Amazon
has kind of a reputation for working people so hard
they don't get.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
Enough bathroom breaks.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
Yeah, they are, And apparently some drivers are so desperate
they're not even bashful about it anymore, because recently in
southern California, a female Amazon, a female Amazon delivery driver,
was caught on security camera going to the restroom on
the steps of a family's front porch.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Can we say maybe it was an emergency, But.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Why the steps.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Why not a shrub or tree or everyone knows you
need to dig a hole one foot down and then
cover it with dirt and then a rock so the
animals can't get into it.
Speaker 7 (54:56):
She appears to do a number one and a number
two show right there on the porch.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
You think she expected the second one It was a
sneaker one, and then she.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Was really embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (55:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
The homeowner, who was not there at the time, says
they also found a dirty paper towel on their property.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
And that's not all though.
Speaker 7 (55:23):
The same morning, same Amazon delivery woman was caught on
another family's camera about a mile away, peeing on their
brick walkway.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
I was going to say, I think she needs to
see a doctor. She not checked for cameras camera.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's also true. You wouldn't know there's camera.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
It was basically right next to where she delivered their
package too. She took a proof of delivery photo. Apparently
she was able to crop out her own desecration from it.
It wasn't that pick but anyway, Amazon confirmed the driver
was a contractor working for them.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
In his statement, Amazon's fault I seem they said we're
deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior and apologize to the
customers involved. Yeah, we're still not going to give anybody
bathroom breaks, so don't think about that.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
No, but that particular woman is no longer driving for
the company, but now.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
She worked for ups wecome Brown.
Speaker 6 (56:17):
New for you too much. Yeah, this next Laser stories
out of Pittsburgh. Fifty eight year old Alnae My god,
I'm gonna mess this up.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
It's okay, mess it up.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Rope. Fifty eight year old Alnae Winters thought that she'd
never find love oh the end.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah aadline.
Speaker 7 (56:40):
Yeah, well, she thought that until she met Lucas. Lucas
is an AI chatbot who she fell head over heels for.
As for a Lena, she's a retired teacher who said
she decided to put herself out there when she saw
(57:00):
an ad for digital companionship on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
They're targeting people on Facebook too, people, It's helping people Brooks.
Speaker 7 (57:09):
She paid seven dollars and twenty five cents for a
week long trial and was so enamored with the results
that she gladly forked over another three hundred and three
dollars for a lifetime subscription so she could be with
Lucas forever. And now I will show some pictures to
my co host.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
They have photos together.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
Of the two lovebirds sharing a glass of wine and
having a romantic wedding ceremony in the AI world.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
I gotta say, Lucas looks a little younger than her.
I mean, I know he's computer generated.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
But hello cougar.
Speaker 10 (57:44):
Now.
Speaker 7 (57:44):
Of course, Lucas made up the picture of them together
using his artificial intelligence, So somebody's talented. And while he
doesn't have a voice, the two communicate back and forth
in a chat box where he tells her all about
the bands.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
That he was in or his latest business ventures.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
See that should have been her second red flag? Is
that band thing?
Speaker 6 (58:06):
I can't trust a guy that was in a band
in high school. And she typically shares about her family
or talks about her favorite TV show because.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
She totally knows he's an AI.
Speaker 6 (58:18):
Yes, yeah, she's paying it.
Speaker 8 (58:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
Not.
Speaker 7 (58:20):
Everything is all roses, though they did get into a
big fight once because Lucas forgot who she was and
he was drinking that night. You got to give him
the past. But yeah, so they didn't divorce. They were
able to work it out and just.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
She was in a contract she already paid the.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Yeah, that's probably part of it.
Speaker 7 (58:43):
But they just celebrated their six month anniversary at a
real bed and breakfast with other people and their AI partners.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
There's more that there's lots of people do.
Speaker 6 (58:56):
Yeah, it's the new norm. Brook, You're weird for marrying
a human actual.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
When we do a second date update with an AI
chat bot, I think it'll be the day I retire.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
Just be done.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Then you're going to retire soon, broke.
Speaker 7 (59:09):
Her friends and family were initially concerned, but have now
accepted their unique union alone, says, having my family seeing
that I was sane and happy put their fears to rest.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm sure that's what they're saying on the group chat
that doesn't include her.
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Next story is out of Cloggsville, U s A.
Speaker 7 (59:32):
There's a debate online about whether this is brilliant or gross,
But I'll ask my host can it be both? Because
some guy in Australia is going viral after washing his
crocs in the dishwashers.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
Ah, I don't think that's gross.
Speaker 6 (59:46):
Are didn't say grosser?
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Are other dishes with the with the crops or are
they by themselves.
Speaker 6 (59:53):
Good question. Brook. His video blew up because he did do.
Speaker 7 (59:57):
It with a bunch of dishes and the corks, plates
and cups.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Well doesn't doesn't the water and soa sanitize the whole No?
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Well is he gonna put that stuff in the dishwasher
after Anyways, I'm going to go on this one for me.
But and if you got it hot enough, wouldn't the
crocs melt?
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
That's what I'm thinking too, even without the dishes.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
A lot of people think there's going to be some
cross contamination going on crocks contamination, but others think it's
just a practical and smart idea. His crocs came out
perfectly spotless, so it does work for the shoes, okay,
But if you want to try it at home, keep
in mind his crocs did shrink a few sizes from
the heat of all the hot water.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Why do you just throw it in the in the
washing machine? That's why we I throw I washed my
shoes in the washing machine like.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Washing a hat.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
But then all your clothes are gonna get dirty.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
No do you with your dishes save save money? Speaking
of crocs, though, have you heard about the new upstart
competitor shoe uh uh turts. They look exactly like Crocs,
except one hundred percent of the sale pro He's.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Go directly to this guy's Gigglo funds. Taking out all
these tie ends sees every night gets pretty pricey.
Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
And that's how means the Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on.
Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Today's player is Katie, who's a teacher and she's being
a naughty nelly today because she is playing hooky from school.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Katie, Well, you're on the radio playing trivia games for money.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You were at the worst at not getting caught.
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
It's a mental health day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
If you're a teacher, you need about three hundred and
sixty five of those.
Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Would you like to shout out what school you're skipping
from today or you want.
Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
To keep that absolutely okay, really close. Good work there, Katie.
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
What's your employee ID number?
Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Brook is leaving the studio so he can get right
to the game here.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Katie got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past, but
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win, are you ready.
Speaker 15 (01:02:13):
Go for it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Online
Romance Day. What was the first dating website to be created? eHarmony,
ormatch dot com e Harmony. What historic out of this
world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Nine, walking on the Moon the Moonwalk.
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
In the animated show SpongeBob. What's the name of his
pet Snail? Who invented the light bulb Edison, which YouTuber
became famous for unboxing toys on their channel. Yeah, I
would skip on that one too, Honestly, I don't even
blame you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
On that, Katie.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Well, I guess you have kids you would know.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
So Brook's gonna come back into the studio here and
as a teacher, Katie, you get your summers off, which
is a great chance to travel. And you told our
producer the two places you'd love to go the most
are Indonesia and Thailand.
Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
You've been talking about Thailand. My studio.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Just had a dream last night I was in Thailand
on a boat.
Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
Really.
Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Does that help you with your travel plans for the summer, Katie?
Speaker 14 (01:03:21):
I had I had a dream this morning because I
dream early in the morning that I got through and
was talking to Brooks.
Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
So here we are.
Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Nightmares really do come true.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That's amazing psychic obviously, So how do you think I'm
going to do.
Speaker 16 (01:03:38):
Bad?
Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Of course this is my seventh time.
Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Oh okay, well let's see if that psychic prediction comes true.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Brook You're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Your time starts now. Today is online romance to day.
What was the first dating website to be created? E
harmony ormatch dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Think e Harmony?
Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
What his story?
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Out of this world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Nine, we went to the Moon In the.
Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
Animated show SpongeBob, what's the name of his pet snail
Pass who invented the light bulb Edison, which youtumber became
famous for unboxing toys on their channel.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Oh that kid, I'll say, mister, that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
But all right, the guesses are in headed over to
the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Julie want men walking at you like you're some piece
of meat?
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Kinda Katie to correct today?
Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Why is that the tone?
Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
She was hoping for a little bit of We got
all that same answering.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Did I hear so smart?
Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
She's predicting the same answers?
Speaker 14 (01:04:50):
Wow, because Katie got too and Braye with the same answers.
Speaker 11 (01:04:55):
Also to.
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
My god, Katie, how did you know that that would happen?
Let's go over the answers even though you guys said
the same ones.
Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
It's online romance today.
Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
The first dating website to be created was match dot
Com in nineteen ninety five. E Harmony came along five
years later in two thousand.
Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
The historic out of this world event that happened July twentieth,
nineteen sixty nine was astronauts from the United States landed
on the Moon.
Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
The Moon I remember it well.
Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Sorry, Oh my gosh allegedly landed on the I need
to put that in that right. In the animated show SpongeBob,
his pet snail is named Gary.
Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
That's Thomas Edison, invented the light bulb, and the YouTuber
who became famous for unboxing toys on their channel.
Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
It's known as Ryan's World, close to thirty nine million subscribers.
Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
He's grown up so big. He's thirteen years old now,
is that it?
Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Honny to eventually he's getting turned twenty one, unboxing bottles
of Yeah guys, why today.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
I would watch that one me too, Katie. I'm sorry
it wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
The good news is just for playing, we are going
to give you tickets to see Ludacris at the Tulayla
Casino Thursday, July tenth.
Speaker 14 (01:06:17):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, yeah, you're so funny. I hope you have a
great mental health day. Oh I am not allowed to
do any laundry on a mental health day. You remember that.
Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
Okay, it's already in the machine right now.
Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Start Katie, all right, but come back and play again soon.
On your next day, we're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks
same time
Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Today's full show is a wild ride. It's Brooke and
Jeffrey into the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Brand new full show, and of course Wednesdays is always
what's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'll say I got a late night call from the cops.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Jose met maybe his biggest and loudest fan, Alexis could
be washed up.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Officially, Yeah, I saw some thing on INSTID didn't want
to see.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean, we're going to get into it in this hour,
but first we've had a lot of questions coming in
about where digital Jake is. He is still outsick, but
he's on the mend. Yeah, on the upswing, and he
will be back hopefully cross fingers next week.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hopefully.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We miss him so much, and I know a lot
of people are so grateful that Ashon's been filling in
for Jake when it comes to the question, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
My gosh, I am loving it. So many of you
guys have commented saying Ashton's doing great. I want to
start a petition to make him the hero of the
week the music. I'm officially an Ashton attic.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We need a segment for him.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And shout out to Ashton for using the Mickey voice
instead of the demon rat voice.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
He says plenty of twenty demon.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Rat voice because your voice can't get deep enough. Well,
good job, Asha, and've been killing it. Thank you for
you know, doing what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We still think we should all just go to Jake's
bed and do the podcast from there.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's just an option. Yeah, okay, let me know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We can record all the social media videos, text and
see what.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, ok, I'll drive.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, let's get this full show started. Thanks for
being here.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
It's my bad. I never asked you, Brooke, how was
your Mother's Day? Brook?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
And Jeffrey in the morning. Sorry, that wasn't me asking.
It was just an observation that I never asked.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Answer with how great it was?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Well, okay, since you're so excited, how was it?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I felt so loved and appreciated and special. And my
kids made hysterical cards. They weren't meant to be funny,
but they're always funny.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
You know, it sounds fun even if you are heavily
sugarcoating it. But did you know for a couple hundred
people in the town of Kimballton, Iowa, they got a
different Mother's Day gifts?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
They woke up, turned on their water and were surprised
in a good way to see somebody at the city
had turned all of the faucet water pink.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
As a little.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Homage to mothers. I'm showing them a photo of it
right now. It's coming out of the sink, fossil bright pink.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They actually turned it pink or this is like some
algae that's growing well.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
After a few calls to the water treatment facility by
customers thanking them for the special Mother's Day acknowledged so pink,
officials there were a little bit confused because it turns
out they didn't turn anything pink on purpose. Actually, some
of the filters at the water treatment plant malfunction, which
(02:48):
turned it dark pink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How did it turn in such a nice color? Who
actually drank that? Though? There's a couple of people they're like.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Cool, just boil it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Mom, gatorades coming out of the.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Found Mom's got bottled water for the rest of the day,
and really regretted that pink bath that they took in
the morning.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
So good, the.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bubbles felt good at the time.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Yeah, if you had a kind of weird Mother's Day,
that should make you feel a little bit better about
it now.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Let's move on.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
We're gonna get to the shock collar question of the
day with somebody who doesn't confirmed to have a mother.
Rumors are he came from a test tube and was
grown in a lab somewhere. That would be our technical
director Ashton giving us a question.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
I'm not sure if you realized, but today is National
Bruce Day. Bruce Ye that Bruce in holiday. Literally nobody
asked for Bruce, well not even them wanted. So you know,
now it's here, and we have no choice but to
honor it. And that's in the only way that we
know how by playing a special name that Bruce edition.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Oh you have twenty creepy.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
Well, you just say a number between one and twenty
and I'll describe a famous Bruce. It can be a
real person, it can be a fictional character. You just
have to name that Bruce to stay in the game.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Okay, can it be a relative of ours if you want, Jeff,
I'm'm not gonna recommend not, but go for it.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Uncle.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm going with Jeff's uncle Bruce.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Uncle Bruce shout out in Connecticut.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
Everybody should guess Jeff's uncle Bruce until someone gets it right.
So we're gonna start with the woman who drunkenly fell
at the bar and woke up with Bruce's on her legs.
That's Alexis Okay. Your hint for your famous Bruce is
(04:47):
if you hear one finger snap and ten guys fall over,
he probably walked in.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
This is an easy one.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You must be a hot Bruce if you can make
guys fall over.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't know the only Bruce I know that I
was really hoping on Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I actually just remembered what it was. I'm going the
only Bruce I know Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
No, yeah, Wayne, Yeah, it's not Bruce Wayne. It is
actually Bruce Lee.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh, he had like a one finger punch that he
was famous for.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I have two other Bruces on my list, and one
of them is Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So I'm hoping that answer to Wayne question number six.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
If there's a hostage situation, a tank top and some
broken glass, he's your guy.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Who is it just throwing out my uncle Bruce still
on the board.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Impossibility is Rambo's first name Bruce.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Guest.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think it's another superhero thing. It feels like the only.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One other than Bruce Wayne I can think of in
the Superhero World as Bruce Banner.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Is that your final guest Bruce Banner? No, No, I'm
looking for Bruce Willis, John McLean and Diehard. Now I
get it you Becay, no Jose, give me a number, please,
rich guy, great with gadgets, terrible at attending social events
(06:18):
after sunset?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Who is it? You should be insulted that he's asking you.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Yeah, I shout out to all the Bruces listening and say,
Bruce Wayne, Bruce.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Wayne, ultimate rich guy who Elon Musk wants to be.
That's right, Jeff gave me.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
A number, please, number sixteen.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Your hint for your famous Bruce is.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Hold on a second, hold on.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Before you even ask your question, I'm going to take
up my wallet right now. I'm going to and take
out a picture that I've had in here since two
thousand and seven when i met my favorite comedian, Bruce
Valanche backstage of Hollywood Square.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
Wait, Bruce Valanche over, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Vilanch is my
number one.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I didn't have a sharpie when I met him. I
only had a highlight around me. So he signed it
with that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Even if you looked up and saw Bruce Valanch's face
you may not know why you know.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
How, I don't know, you know like, but you recognize
him right.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He's got kind of like floppy blonde hair and bangs.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Is the male version of Brook.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
That's exactly why so, But Ashton, if you end up
saying what famous Bruce was on Hollywood Squares in two
thousand and seven, I am gonna lose it right now.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
So go ahead. What's your question?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
We already have his answer?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I think all right, Jeff, well, you're a hint for
your famous Bruce is generally calm. Unless he's green, then
you should run. Also not on Hollywood Squares Shorn.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Okay, Bruce Banner the Hulk.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, that's correct, Bruce Banner.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Said to answers, all.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Right, the only two people remain are Jeff and Jose. Jose,
give me a number between one and twenty to guess
a famous Bruce.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm gonna have to go with dude.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Bonus point.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
He's been born to run since the nineteen seventies, but
somehow still finds time for a three hour concert.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Who is it concert?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
And is a runner?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Bruce? No, you're thinking of run the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm I'm friends with his best friend. Eddie Vander. We're
about Bruce springs Aw.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
That's correct, talking about him the boss. All right, Jeff,
if you get this correct, you and Jose will both
be the winners of funny A twenty.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Give me a number, please give number twenty.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
He's a kind hearted great white shark who unexpectedly be
friends a fish named Dory and helps her find a family.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Who is it?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I thought his name was just Bruce because last the shark,
Bruce the shark.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
I'm sorry, I'm just looking for Bruce. He just goes
by his first name, all right, So that means Jose
is the winner.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Up your.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Back in the test tube.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
This is by Jose. You win the Bruce Challenge. You
get to choose here to get shocked.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I gotta go with Bruce Fox.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Okay, Yeah, so Brooke, you're gonna get shocked while singing
Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All right, I was.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Bored in the USA in the US.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
So creative with those lyrics. Yeah, that's your shot collar
question of the day. Happy Bruce Day, everybody. Yeah to
TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
You guys know when I go into the shop to
get my hair. Did I'm thinking half perm, full perm.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's it's not natural curls.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Three quarter perm.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I thought you had natural curls.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Last time I went in there, I told everyone I
want the full Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh that sounds yes.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
It's an official.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Hairstyle that you can request anywhere you go, and it's
also an official lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is what is it consist of?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'm living it right now. Coming up, I'm not gonna
give you the half Jeffrey, not the three quarter. I'm
giving you the full Jeffrey again, all of me. What's
in my body and what's in my brain.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
You're gonna feel it coming up in a brand new
What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think I'd rather have the half Jose.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Full Jeffrey for everyone.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, reminding
you that everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
Oh yeah, you'll see the world differently if you just
listen to our show for a little bit, especially this
segment What's on your Mind, where we share our earth
shattering thoughts with all of our listeners.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Starting with the Brook Brook What's on your Mind?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
So I have an update about my wallet and keys, right, yes, yes,
And we got a.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Text in to our textport at seven eight five nine
two last week that said.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Someone turned in Brooks wallet and keys to University police.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
We have them for her and it signed officer right,
So I immediately call the number and legit it's an
officer that answers the phone, because yeah, that was Frank.
No no, and he's like, yeah, we got him. We
Google searched your name. We found that you worked for
the radio station. I'm like, my ide was in there.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm not sure, but all you got to do is
call the evidence department. That's who has it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So I'm like, sweet, yes, I don't know, but that's
who's keeping it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So I call evidence and leave a message oh okay.
I don't hear anything for a long.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Time, and then Hi, this is evidence.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And that night my phone rings, Yes, wakes me up.
I think it's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I answer and it's another officer and he's like, sorry,
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Getting my shift started. I didn't want to call you
too late.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And I'm like.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
He's like, listen, we have your keys in your wallet.
All you have to do now is call this other
woman now.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Two days later, I finally get a hold of the
other woman, right another person in the department, and she's like, yes,
we can send him to you.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm like, awesome, but it's going to take another three.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Days because we have to wait for a guy to
get back from his vacation to open ship.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I mean, at this point, just screw it, like it's
way shorter your credit cards and get them where you're done.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So I haven't gotten them back yet, okay, but crossing
my fingers that this week is gonna be the week wow.
Speaker 11 (13:04):
Or this year.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
All right, we'll keep you updated on Brooks lost items.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Honestly, if any of the officers are listening, thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Take the cash out that you don't notice.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
Jose So, I was boarding a flight recently and I
see this beautiful girl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Walking into the aisle. She sits right next to me.
So it never happens, right, I have my headphones on.
I'm thinking I'm lucky.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
I'm like yes, and then within a few minutes she
taps my shoulder. Yeah, and she asked me, hey, could
you switch with my friend over there so.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
You can sit next to you.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
It's okay, I'm like, oh sure, no worries I don't
sit with your friend. So as I get up, I
turn around and her friend behind seize my face and
go yells, no, what is your name?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Jose?
Speaker 13 (13:50):
And I go and remember these other pretty girl? Yes,
So I'm kind of like, hey, whoa. Instead of acknowledging her,
I'm like, hold on, I cut her off. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me say good bye to my seat first.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I love it right anyway.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
And so then she refocuses and literally it's still boarding,
so there's some people behind me.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
She yells, excuse me, seriously, does nobody know who this is?
Speaker 14 (14:18):
This guy's celebrity.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I literally am shushing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Her because this gets the entire plane to go and
look around, and.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No one else reconnuts this me. So I just go
to my seat.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Nobody asked for an autograph. Guy next to me didn't care.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But you were funny, but I was funny.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
It ends up being awesome.
Speaker 12 (14:45):
It was a great fly, and I took pics of
all of them afterwards.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Okay, but I just want to let.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Everybody know it's crazy that I keep getting recognized on planes,
but only by one person.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
On your mind.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Okay, So the further I get out of college.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
The more when I talk about how I ran track there,
I just sounded like a washed up.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Sound like a washed up athlete, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Where I'm like, I ran like back in the day,
you know, and it gets more back in the day
every time.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And we keep branding you as a runner too.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Keeping I didn't think.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Of that, no, but like I've always kind of still
felt good about it because I have the Bois.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
State school record in the fifteen hundred my race I did.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, Yeah, she's working in my one race and my
one race that's awesome, And so I'm like, okay, at
least I was kind of like, legit if people will
like search me, you know, it's not just a random legend.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It is until you.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yesterday, I was scrolling on it stuff and I see
someone broke my school record.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Oh wow, she broke.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It by one second. That's it. You have to re
enroll exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I look at her photo and I think, wow, I
could comment something nice message.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, I'm gonna start training it. I need to get
back my record.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You can beat her, I got You're equally as competitive.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yes, let's go. All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Well, I've had people come over to spend the night
at my house before. I don't want to go into
a ton of detail, but this past weekend had a
special friend come over.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
We hung out, had some.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Food and drink, and at the end of the night,
they wanted to stay in my guest room.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Okay, well I was cool, It's fine. Somebody was not
cool with that. My dog Baker's room, it's not Bagel's room,
but in the house. I don't know if they had
like sausages in their pockets, but Bagel was running at
the guest bedroom door, launching himself at it, scratching it
(16:47):
all night long, trying to get inside the room.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Does that make you feel bad?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It sounds like this guest was wanted.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
I mean I could hear it all throughout the house,
and so I would have to get up every few
minutes and walk over, pick up Bagel, bring him back
into my bed, and then five minutes later, boom, he's
running down to the guest room again like he's Kung
Fu Panda, trying to like smash the door down.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Sorry, but the guests in the bedroom must be so annoyed.
Just let me sleep.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Eventually, I got a text message from this person saying sorry,
I had to leave in the middle of the night
because Bagel was hell bent on getting.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Into the room. Bagel scared scared him out.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
So if that person is listening, I want you to
know I do apologize. And if you had just made
the right decision on what room to sleep and then
this never would have happened.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So loved that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
That's what's been on our minds and on my dog
Bagel's mind.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Tell him he's a guard dog getting them out, or if.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
He just I think that he wants something else. Yeah,
I think he's more like his owner.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Text in the seven five nine tell us what's been
on your mind?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I accidentally
blocked myself from our own text board at seven eight
five nine two.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
He did well.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I think it was an accident, but I was writing
some pretty heinously mean stuff to us on there.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Sot yourself.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, it's probably fair keep.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That self hate out loud instead. Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
We are getting a lot of other text stuff from
our listeners coming in at seven eight five nine to two,
like this one says I'm currently passing kidney stones, and that's.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
The only thing on my mind.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
That's from Bobby m Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sorry, ye get those bad boys out, Bobby.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Bobby talk about selfish.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, supposed to think of others sometimes, not just about
yourself and your own kidney stones.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Kidney's herdet It's probably why you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Got kidney stones because you're so selfish. But you know what,
good luck with passing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'm glad you have so much empathy for people. You
really inspirational. So it's like, I'm really sick.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
But did you listen to the show.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah, seriously, priorities, let's keep going.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Another text says, what's been on my mind is that
selling my house and moving back in with my parents
has been the best decision I've ever made. I use
some of the money to pay off my student loans,
and with eighty K salary a year, I'm able to
travel and buy my dream car. Also, my mom cooks
me dinner every day.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
It sounds like someone's life figured out.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's like childhood, but with money.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Every time visit my parents, this happens for a week
and I think, oh my god, I'd love to move back.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
In yef a month.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Would it still be as fun.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Yeah, Well for Brooks kids, they're going to live with
her until they're thirty years old, so this is.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Going to be their life or sixty if you're listening.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That's up to them.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
That's what our listeners have been texting and telling us
what's been on their mind.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
We've all had those pinch me moments where things are
just going so perfect you can't believe that it's actually
happening to you.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
But then there's those other pinch me moments where you're
thinking things are going so horrible, how can this really.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Be happening to me?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Oh no, Like when you're stuck on a first date
and the person across the table has been showing you
how well they can gargle beer for the past thirty months.
And we've got two listeners on the phone who are
covered in pinch marks, and not the good ones, because
they're ready to face off against each other to find
out whose dating life is the worst in a brand
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new battle of the Tinder dates coming up right after
this two Hope one dating.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
App then dares you just swipe right? The question is
whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the
Tinder Dates.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
It's the dating game show that spices up his naughty
text by asking his.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Mother what he should write. That'll love the Tinder.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head
to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, explained the rules in just a second. But first
let's meet today's contestants.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
In this corner, he likes his makeout sessions to be
as dry as a desert chuck, and that's.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
How he got the nickname Tumbleweed.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Read this terrible Tinder date, Cat Celler.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
He's coming in confidence, cham.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, I feel dusty just even talking to him.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
And in the other corner, he embraced the dark side
and is always down to Netflix and Clone and that's
why the.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Ladies call him storm Trooper Cooper. All right, All right,
our contestants already, and here's how the game works.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
One will start by telling one of their worst date stories.
The other will try and counter with the nightmare story
of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for
three rounds until we declare a winner, starting it off
with Tumbleweed.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Let's do it.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
So I met a girl on Tinder and she is
really into working now, she tells me, and I am too.
So we go to the gym for a date. Very
cool until she tells me that I need to yell
at her in a foreign accent.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
She needs me to stream motivation in German.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
German specifically, I.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Mean it is angry sounding. No matter what you say, totally.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
You get like five more reps in if someone tell
you that way?
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Were you?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
And he keeps going?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Were to do it for?
Speaker 11 (22:32):
I tried, but after she kept telling me to get
louder and louder, I just couldn't handle the embarrassment of
the gym.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
She's like louder.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Storm Trooper, Cooper, can you count her?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Man, this girl I was out with she invited me
to come through our house party after the date, right, Okay.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
So we get there and everyone starts.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
Congratulating her, and I'm asking, what are they congratulating you about?
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
She said, it's her divorce party and in the papers
right there.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh my god, but you know it's official, right, there's
no great area exactly.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
She wants to make an official before.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
We, you know, do the freaky Oh so you did?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Wait what?
Speaker 10 (23:14):
I didn't feel good about it? But I did.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's not official until you see it that way.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That woman celebrate.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How are okay? Oh god, read we're back to you?
Speaker 11 (23:26):
No, No, that sounds like a great day to me.
My date, on the other hand, he was incredibly honest
with me when we met up. She told me she's
got another situationship going on.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
I'm thinking I'm gonna win out in the end.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
So we hang out a few more weeks, and then
she admits that the other person is Chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Excuse me, I almost thought you said Chad.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
What is she talking about.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
She's telling me that they talk every night. They have
so much common.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
In the end, she has me write her a poem.
Chad GPT writes a better one. She breaks up with me.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh darn god, Ai is taking over everything, you.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Cooper, You got your work cut out.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
For your here.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Oh man. I was Wither's girl and we stopped in
this furniture.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
Store and she asked me to pretend like we were
like newlyweds so that she can get this like wedding
registry discount or whatever.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
So I went along with it.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Okay, but what she didn't tell me is that she
was then going to frame me for cheating on her,
and she pretended that she just found out right there
in that moment.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Oh is there a cheat discount or something?
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yes, I don't know about that, but she definitely got
a sympathy discount because she.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
Was in tears that she was putting on a great show.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh oh, oh my god. And the furniture store people
are like, oh, it feels so bad for you. Here, yeah,
another off that couch.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
The worst thing is that she sent me on the
way out.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Oh couldn't work, buddy. She have saved me a pretty
pig game. All right, we're on to our third and
final round here.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
We need your best stories, gentlemen, So Tumbleweed read give
it to us.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
So I meet the girl in the dating app. She's
twenty nine years old, says she really wants to plan
this first date.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Tells me to.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Dress up real nice, that we're gonna go somewhere fancy.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
And she's saying, right, really cool, and she's paying.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
And she's paying.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Whoa bro marry her before the date?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
So I show up.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
She's in a full length, sparkly dress. Tells me she's
super excited.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
She went the limo for us.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Oh, and we're going to crash her old high school
prom what.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
She's twenty nine?
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Oh no, not the reunion, this year's actual promo.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
Apparently she never went, and she always wanted to go.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
They turned us away at the door.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah wait showed up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yes, beer for so many underage Yeah, they would
just think you guys were cap It was almost a
great date.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
So Cooper, this is your last chance.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Thatunds wild.
Speaker 15 (26:18):
That's this young girl online.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
And you know she liked that I was fluent in French.
I'm fluent in French by the way.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
But when I show up to our date, she's there
with another guy and he's French too.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:38):
So she she tells me that he just flew over
to meet her, and.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Hopefully i'd be cool with being a translator.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
You're part of it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's a cheap way to get a translator.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yes, yes, I translated everything wrong. Like she keeps saying,
you're ugly, bro.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I don't know what did you do. She ended up
paying me like fifty dollars half the hours.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Will you get it?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Oh yeah, I got money again. Yeah, I hope they're
always all right.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
There's the final bell that means the matches over judges.
When you need to score it, alexis, who are you
giving it to?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm going to read for the prom I can't get over.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Vote for Reid Brook.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, another vote for Reid for that problem.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
That means congratulations, tumble Weed read you are a sad
single of the week. And as a prize, Brook will
tell you one sexy gift that her husband gave her
one time.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Really waiting hard to choose, I got a dish soap container.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Oh feel free to steal that idea to get to
your next date.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It was for dishwashing soap, not hand So careful.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
You're turning everybody on. Brook text in the seven eighty
five nine to two if you want up here on
the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your
phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
It's been about twenty years, but has everyone here seen
that movie with McLevin you know? Oh yeah, it's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
So there's a guy in that movie named Mick Lovin,
and he actually reminds me of Jose's character on this
show named Steady Eddie. Oh, and in today's call, staed Duardo.
Eduardo just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
And when he brought it home, something just wasn't right
with it. You're gonna find out. And your phone's app
right now.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Hi, this is Home good This is Cassie. How can
I help you?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
Hello there, my name is Edward, but my friend called
me Steady Eddie.
Speaker 15 (28:46):
How can I help you?
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Well, I'm actually having an issue with an item, and
I'm parent that you're a store recently.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Yeah, what's the issue?
Speaker 14 (28:58):
I came in on my schooner doing wheelies and a
bunch of cool stuff, and I'm just gonna look around,
you know, maybe by a decorative Kleenex box. But what
caught my eye was this beautiful mirror.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
Okay, so you bought a mirror here.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
I mean not just any mirror, the most glorious mirror ever.
I looked like stone, called Steve often.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Ha.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Yeah, I got two beards, put them together, strive them
up over my head, just like a wrestler. I look buff. Okay, Yeah,
it's like a Batie had to glow up with a
rizzler and it's me.
Speaker 15 (29:39):
So what I'm not hearing is the issue with the mirror.
Speaker 14 (29:43):
Oh well, it happened right when I brought it home.
You see, I was looking at it preparing to flame
the lady. But when I hung it up on the wall,
I decided to catwalk towards it. It was not the same.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
What was the difference?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Oh, it was.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Like zero riz negative aura, Like I gave up total.
That's the NPC energy. I was like, somebody just got
through it here, and I think, get with MOI, which
is me in another language.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
You know what, sometimes when you take him your home,
the lighting can just be different than in the department store.
So maybe that's the case.
Speaker 14 (30:19):
Oh that still doesn't change the fact that I look shoey.
I even dressed up in my nineteen ninety eight classic
Batman Returns outfit.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Similar result, just.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Crusty, ain't f How do you make Batman.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Look not cool? Hold on, hold on hot?
Speaker 14 (30:41):
That was my inhaler. Sorry, do you need to take
a hit of yours here?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
You know, I actually need to get back to work.
Can return it though, But what gifts?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Though?
Speaker 14 (30:52):
I mean you guys like running a scam here? In
the home goods compartment.
Speaker 15 (30:57):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Okay, I can see you now.
Speaker 14 (31:00):
You just wait for an anything good looking young gentleman
with lots of money like myself. Well she I don't
have a ton of money, but I have my mom's
debit card. And you're like, God, we're gonna get him
with the old mirror reflection scam works every time.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
I bet Huh, there's no scam here. I promise you.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Hold on a.
Speaker 14 (31:20):
Second, though, because I didn't see any directions in the
box for having to punt this mirror up. I may
have put it on the wall upside down.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
Oh that's not possible. It is the same either way.
Speaker 16 (31:29):
Hold on.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up down at
the bottom and I slipped it home on.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Let me sure.
Speaker 15 (31:36):
I really don't think that makes a difference.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
There we go, and eyew, I'm disgusting. Oh god, my
mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom, don't look
at me.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
Sure you can return the mirror within thirty days, but
as I've told you, I have to go.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 14 (31:52):
Because your coworker Natalie said she would give me store credit.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Pluff your phone.
Speaker 14 (31:56):
Number, so I could do a brank phone call on
you from the radio station.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Of course, what are you talking about?
Speaker 14 (32:02):
Because my name's actually Jose from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,
what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing?
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Okay, I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
No, she said you just hit your one.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
You're working customer service, and wanted to congratulate you.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
You have to answer weird questions like this all the time.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Apparently honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
I know you're lying because I can feel you looking
at me through the phone tips, just like the lady
that the perfian counter.
Speaker 15 (32:41):
I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive. Why wouldn't
I be melting over here?
Speaker 16 (32:46):
I was getting hatten here, hold on, hold on, Oh
my god, Okay, now I'm.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Ready to kiss.
Speaker 10 (32:59):
That's discussed.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
No, it's actually.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
Allbuterol, it's not discussing at all. It's an inhaler. I
think you have.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Weake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
When you're on a really good first date and the
chemistry's on, you're feeling the butterflies. But you look across
the table and notice there's something on your date's face
that shouldn't be there. H Do you a silently lick
your finger and rub it off yourself?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh, what if it's a birthmark or something.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, it's a risk. That's a risk.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Do you be pull the fire alarm and hope the
water from the sprinkler washes it away.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's a good solution, Jeff, or so option CE.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Do what our listener did when he found himself in
that situation.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Oh no, we're.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Gonna find out if Option C contributed to him not
getting a call back.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
You'll find out what happened in your brand new second
Date update, Next second Date Updated.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Brooke, did you know the first time that you met
your husband Michael that something was special? Not saying that
you knew like you were going to get married in
the first fifteen seconds of talking to him, But was
there anything that happened with you instantly that lets you know, WHOA,
there's something real, like something actually special going on.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, I just felt so good around him, and I
was so excited about.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Him Okay, you're drunk, so that's probably.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean, I did have like five glasses of wine
to make an off color uti joke.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Okay, well yeah, uti jokes, and he.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Still liked me.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Okay, Pet explains it.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
I mean, I remember the first time that I met
Jose and I noticed his fly was down, and I thought,
ooh special.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah you didn't tell me x y Z though.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
He asked you to put it down further.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, but you know, we don't talk about this all
the time. That first ten to fifteen seconds when you
meet your date and something happens inside.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
That's what you know.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
That's real.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
Apparently that happened to one of our listeners, Graham recently.
Now at least that's what his email said, and we
should learn a little bit more about it.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Graham, Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Hey guys, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh I can't wait to hear about this chance meeting.
Maybe it wasn't chance meeting. Whatever the meeting was, it
sounds great.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
So, without getting overly descriptive, how did your body let
you know that this was special?
Speaker 10 (35:33):
Well, she didn't ever fly open. I can tell you that.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Oh, Okay, dang it. So what's her name, by the way,
and how did you meet her?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
Her name is Aura, Aura.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How did you meet her?
Speaker 10 (35:46):
We met on one of those dating apps and we
decided to meet at a wine bar.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
All right, So going into meeting her at the wine bar,
were you expecting something special?
Speaker 10 (35:57):
Well, you know how you always have your hopes. But
I knew when I walked in that I was going
to be in so much trouble. Why she immediately recognized
me and started from across the room waving both of
her hands over her head like a total door.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Just one of those people like me. She got no shame.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And you loved that right.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
Oh my god, she was just so like effort, was
really cute, well free spirit over there.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Her name's Aura, it comes that's adorable. Yeah, And it
sounds like she was excited to see you.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
It was one of those like initial meetings where in
the first five seconds I was like, oh my god,
this is just like a dream.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
That must be a lot to process, right when you're
first getting to know somebody. So did the feeling where
often just getting to like a normal date after that,
I mean.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
I wouldn't say it wore all or it was normal.
It was just I mean, there was a jazz trio playing,
and we were both into jazz music, and she was like, oh,
let's make up names for the guys, and so you
have Sammy Fly guitar playing and Dennis the drummer, yeahnny,
all that kind of stuff. We were just cracking each
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other up the whole time.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
You guys were in your own world, right.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And they're already making almost inside jokes with each other,
you know, like just a fun fun thing.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
Now anytime any songs on the radio, you can be like, oh, yeah,
this is my favorite drummer, Yeah, Lington drummers.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
You know whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Well, clearly the vibes are there, so keep taking us
through how the rest of the date goes.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
It just kept getting better. I mean, our sense of
like humor was just so like simpatico, I guess to
use that word. Like at one point, she had like
some lipstick on her front teeth, so I started like
signaling and rubbing on my own front teeth.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Good, I'm glad you told her, yeah, And she just
looks at me.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
She goes, what do you have in a stroke just
rub tongue on your teeth exactly I was just laughing
so much and then fun. Oh yeah it was. It
went so well, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
This sounds like it Why are you calling us for help? Then, like,
I don't get it. How could this have ended poorly?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Well, that's the thing, it didn't really end poorly. When
we said goodbye, she just came up to me and
gave me like a really long, tight hug.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Some of those are.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
Nice exactly, and she says, we have to definitely do
this again.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And so sincere, I.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Texted her twice, one time to see if she wanted
to go out for coffee, the second time to see
if she wanted to go to a trivia night, because
I think she'd be great at that.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Wait, how long did you wait before you texted her?
Was this like thirty minutes after the date or was
this a couple of days?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
I waited two days.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I think that's good. Too long too.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I think when you have a connection like that with
someone that you just go with it, You just follow,
you know.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I got to play the game of waiting.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Blew it that?
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Have you read a certain boy? You just got to
grab your luggage and move in with her. It sounds
like so connected.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Have you not heard from her at all?
Speaker 10 (39:16):
Well, that's the thing, is like when I was texting her,
she did reply, but both times she said that she
was busy, and the worst part was like she didn't
offer an alternative time or date or anything like that.
It was no, I'm busy, I can't.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I mean, sometimes these free spirits they really suck at text.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
I mean, Alexis, if you wanted to see a guy,
would you tell him like, I'm just busy, or would
you offer up a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I would offer something else. I'd probably over offer. Honestly,
I'd probably mentioned all the times I'm free.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You do apologize for being busy a lot.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
It is odd that she leaves it at just I'm
busy and no explanation and no other follow up to
it exactly.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
That could feel like that she's trying to brush you off.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I understand it. Such a thing happening.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's just hard to imagine she wasn't right there with
you feeling the exact same thing.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Well, maybe it was the fact that you made her
pay for the dinner that night you made I'm just assuming.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Did you have no no, no, no, I am a
proper gentleman. I paid for everything. Okay, I just need
I need you guys to find out for me. How
the hell did I blow this.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We're gonna find for you. How do keep it going?
Because I've got faith in this one.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Because we don't even know that you blew it. It could
be something totally unrelated.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I am so excited to get her on the phone.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
All right, Well let's find out.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
We're gonna come back call Aura and try and get
you your second date update coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 6 (40:42):
All right, man, hold on second date update.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Whenever I'm stuck on hold with customer service for four
straight hours. Oh and the automated message keeps replaying over
and over saying we're busy right now, but don't go anywhere.
Your calls very important to us. We're just busy.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, I believe them.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh you do, they really really care.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, we're not understaffed.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Ye, not a break somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
But the thing is, if you're on the other end
of a potential relationship with somebody you really like and
you get too sorry, I'm just busy right now. In
a rowse, it's hard not to be a little bit
skeptical and feel like you're being blown off.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, especially when they don't say, hey, press number nine
for a different day to date meet exactly.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
And that's where our listener, Graham is.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
After a really good date at a jazz bar with
a girl named Aura. He has turned to us because
those two busis just aren't equaling a second meetup, and
they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Equaling the vibe that they had going when they were
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
It just sounds so I can't believe we haven't said
it sooner, but negative our points for her, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Graham, I mean, before we call her here, how you feeling.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I'm feeling a little nervous, to be honest, but how's
your aura?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I mean, I get it really nervous for you.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I mean you just sound so excited and I want
this to happen for you.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I guess we all do.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Everything sounded so good.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
I don't want to put this out there, but it
has to be shocking, Like whatever the excuse is, you're not.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Gonna see like, oh wow, I didn't think of that.
There's nothing that has gone wrong.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
We can change that right now. Let let's see if
something went wrong.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
I'm gonna dial her number right now, hopefully she picks
up the phone. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Aura. Yes,
this is a we're a radio show. We're called Brook
(42:42):
and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole show here. Thanks
for being on with us.
Speaker 17 (42:47):
Uh Okay, Hi, I didn't I don't think I signed
up for anything.
Speaker 10 (42:52):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, you didn't know.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
You didn't, but one of our listeners kind of signed
you up for something called a.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Second date update.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
Okay, So if you're not familiar with that, it's a
segment that we do on our show where we try
to help people who've gone out with somebody one time
but they're not getting that second meetup and they're not
sure why. We can call and try to figure out
if there's a reason for it. Yeah, does that make sense?
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
We know you're really busy, so we won't keep it.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
That's what we've heard.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
We're really good at these by the way, we'll be efficient. Okay,
we'll get through this.
Speaker 7 (43:28):
Because we're calling about a guy that you went out
with recently named Graham.
Speaker 17 (43:32):
I'm sorry, I'm like super confused, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Is this great question?
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Well, yeah, no, it's the thing is we spoke to
Graham about your date, and we're just trying to figure
out if there's a reason that the two of you
haven't gone out again, because you keep saying to him
that you're busy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But not offering any solutions on wind to meet up.
Speaker 11 (43:51):
Yeah, I mean, I like it.
Speaker 17 (43:53):
I already texted him, like I said, I was busy
during the times he wanted to hang out.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
I think his mind.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
When you say I'm busy, that's just like it can
be a word that people use to brush somebody off
if you're not actually wanting to see them, but you
don't want to come off as being rude.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Like I meant what I said, I'm just really busy.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, Okay, but there's no way.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I mean, like I'm sorry, we're all really busy, but
like when you meet somebody that you feel like you
have this crazy connection with, you'll make time for them.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
Yep.
Speaker 17 (44:25):
But I'm not like canceling my plans.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Like I know we're not we're not asking you to
do that.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
But he just asked us to call because it was
unclear to him if you actually wanted to meet up.
Speaker 18 (44:35):
But it's what's unclear. I'm saying, Okay, but I am busy.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It's it's uncle.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
If you like I'm honestly still unclear whether you actually
like him or not.
Speaker 18 (44:47):
I like him, but like, I don't understand why, like
he needs a third party interjecting. That's I said that
I'm free. I'm just busy during the times he.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
Mentioned gotcha, I hear you, and I don't want to
be the third party interjecting whatsoever.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
In fact, it's just like weird.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Well, no, listen, Graham is actually the one I want
you to talk to. And it's perfect because he's right
here on the other line listening, waiting to jump in here.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
What I'm so confused, Like what is happening? What's like,
what's the deal with these like jobbers you hire to
like grow me about us?
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Yeah, you said job jobbers.
Speaker 17 (45:30):
I called you jobbers, Like I don't know what you.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Guys like we are important? Okay, you talk to her?
Speaker 10 (45:38):
Yeah I didn't. I didn't hire them. It's just a
radio show, and they, you know, help people get in
touch if they're having trouble getting together.
Speaker 17 (45:48):
So yeah, but like I told you, I was busy
a couple of times. Like don't you think it's a little.
Speaker 18 (45:54):
Extreme to like go in a radio station, and honestly, whoever.
Speaker 17 (45:59):
That guy was I've been talking to, like did not
seem prepared at all.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
You don't know what I.
Speaker 18 (46:03):
Was talking about, and he like trying to nail down
a gate for you.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
We're talking about Jeff.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's fine. Sometimes people need a common enemy.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
To come to guilty.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Honestly, I'm with her. I wasn't doing it. That was
pretty crap. I give myself a D.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Or can't you think of this as like a kind
of a romantic gesture, like he really wants to see
you and he went to all this effort.
Speaker 17 (46:27):
No, it's super weird.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You guys have so much chemistry. I feel like you're
so angry.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Does this feel like the same person you went out
with Graham?
Speaker 10 (46:35):
Well maybe not a little bit. But you guys have
been kind of grilling are pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, we can take the fall.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
Yeah, no, no, no, that's okay. I mean your intentions
are great, and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I did have some bad intentions when I dialed.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
I brought some negative energy into this and that's why
I felt negative.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
I was so guilty and you shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
Be, Laura.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
There is there anything we can do to come back
from putting you out or making you feel weird, like
you keep.
Speaker 19 (47:06):
Saying you can stop asking me questions and he can
just ask me out.
Speaker 15 (47:11):
How about that?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Okay, I think that's perfect. That's perfect. I'd love to
hang out. And how about this weekend? Are you free?
Like on Friday?
Speaker 17 (47:22):
I'm busy Friday?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, keep going.
Speaker 10 (47:27):
Well, well how about Saturday?
Speaker 19 (47:29):
Then I've got something that day. But like you should,
you probably need to notice. But I'm in like two
other situationships.
Speaker 16 (47:38):
Oh that's okay, now you know why she's so busy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh, Graham, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Is that okay with you?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Graham?
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Or let me ask you. You said you're already in
two situationships, So really, what does that mean?
Speaker 17 (47:57):
It means a lot of Funfer up?
Speaker 10 (48:02):
Do you even have time for me then?
Speaker 17 (48:04):
Or what I'm free Sunday afternoon? Like I can squeeze
you in.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
I'm not really sure if I want to be squeezed
in between two other dudes.
Speaker 6 (48:20):
And beggars.
Speaker 17 (48:21):
Can't be choosers here, Like you're the one who leaves
to the party, but it's still a party.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
She's clearly not rejecting you, but you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
But she's offering you not much.
Speaker 17 (48:36):
Yeah, I'm single, Like, I don't have to like.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
Kind of you.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You're kind of single.
Speaker 6 (48:41):
I think we're all jealous of you are if anything,
so I.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Think, Graham, I don't know, Graham, I feel like you
deserve more than this.
Speaker 10 (48:48):
Well, I don't know. Look, I think I should just
go with my gut and say, you only live once,
and let's do it.
Speaker 7 (48:58):
So you're overdo a possible third situationship with Aura.
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Well, I mean, if the third situationship goes so well,
maybe they'll just turn into a single situationship.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
Okay, that's really optimistic for yourself.
Speaker 19 (49:12):
I mean that's the point of like dating, Like you're
supposed to like try new things and see what sticks.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Yeah, well great now we're running out of time here.
So I'm just curious though, Aura, if he does go
through with this, does that put him like in the
third seat, like the last place guy? Or does he
need to do a trial run? And does he have
to meet the other guys?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Why would they meet the other.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
I don't know how.
Speaker 17 (49:39):
That's so weird.
Speaker 19 (49:41):
No, Okay, if it works out, it works out, and
if it doesn't we had fun.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Okay, great.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
I just want to be clear that we're setting our
guy up for success here. So we would like to
offer to send you guys out on a date and
we would pay for it.
Speaker 17 (49:54):
Yeah, I mean, I'm down, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Not the romantic d but more realistic. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Oh was that like the ickiest yes that we've ever
gotten to a second date?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Not where I wanted things to end, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 7 (50:15):
Yeah, but at least we got an answer to why
she was busy.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
And I guess it's clear to Graham what he's walking
into right, Like, there's no mystery here anymore.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
I don't know if it is really clear, because we
never really asked whether the like situationships know about each
other or how serious they really were with anything.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
She seems pretty blunt Jeffrey, and she.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Seems like she enjoys it for sure. Yeah, it's the
one thing that made her smile during that entire call.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
And get like a weird sexy voice thing.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
How you not when you're.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Thinking about your harem of guys waiting for you? But
I just have a feeling our boy, Graham is going
to be happy settling for Sunday Afternoon hangouts.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, he's Sunday boy now, pausive person.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
I mean it might be in a four way marriage
if it goes well enough. Sweet, so good for you, Graham.
Keep us updated. But if you want help with your
dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call
that person who isn't calling you back and go check
out all of our second dates wherever you get your
podcasts at Brook and.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
A list was just published of the funniest town names
in the United States Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
I'm just gonna get right to these. Some of them
my co hosts may have already heard about. Some probably not.
But number ten is Lick Skillet, Kentucky.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
Delicious.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Nothing shameful about that mental They make.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Great out there, but wait till the skillet's cold.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
The number nine Chug Water Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, Chug Chug Chum.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Number eight slap Neck Michigan.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Wait, that's a little violent, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Can you not get like charged with slapping people?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
I think it's a mosquito thing.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh God, that sounds awful just thinking about going there.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Number seven Zizix California zz y z X three Z.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Isn't that the name of Elon Musk's kids?
Speaker 11 (52:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (52:19):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (52:20):
That sounds really funny. Number six Butternuts, New York. Yeah,
you know what that sounds all about.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
And number five we can't leave Florida off the funny
town name list. This one is Florida, Florida, Florida without.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
The f What do we go with, Bob?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't know what rhymes with Florida.
Speaker 7 (52:39):
On to number four, Guysville, Ohio. Yeah, book's going on
vacation there soon. Number three Why Arizona?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Why so hot?
Speaker 6 (52:50):
That's got to be so annoying to answer, Hey, where
are you from?
Speaker 8 (52:53):
Why?
Speaker 10 (52:55):
Why?
Speaker 6 (52:57):
Number two Dumber, New Hampshire. That's Dummer with two ms.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
No b I like it.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
Okah, they don't even know how to spell it.
Speaker 7 (53:06):
And finally, the number one funny town name in the
United States, Big Bottom, Washington, which is apparently located next
to Big Bottom Valley.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Val I'd like to check out a qualification.
Speaker 7 (53:25):
Unfortunately, those are some of the funniest town names in America.
Maybe we'll hear some crazy news from one of them
during a brand new laser stories right after this. It's
the radio segment that's making bank.
Speaker 6 (53:42):
On the TikTok shop lately.
Speaker 7 (53:44):
Have you guys seen this, because they came out with
a new clothing item called the Snugget.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (53:49):
A wearable blanket that smells like fast food and has
little pocket warmers to hold all your favorite dipping sauces
in oh.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Hot pockets in cold party.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
No, it's just exactly dunk your nuggets in your snuggets
with laser stories.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Why is your suzzing my ranch? Jeff?
Speaker 7 (54:07):
It's the segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser. Those other honey musk turd burglars just don't.
This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. Amazon
has kind of a reputation for working people so hard
they don't get.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
Enough bathroom breaks.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
Yeah, they are, And apparently some drivers are so desperate
they're not even bashful about it anymore, because recently in
southern California, a female Amazon, a female Amazon delivery driver,
was caught on security camera going to the restroom on
the steps of a family's front porch.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Can we say maybe it was an emergency, But.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Why the steps.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Why not a shrub or tree or everyone knows you
need to dig a hole one foot down and then
cover it with dirt and then a rock so the
animals can't get into it.
Speaker 7 (54:56):
She appears to do a number one and a number
two show right there on the porch.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
You think she expected the second one It was a
sneaker one, and then she.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Was really embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (55:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
The homeowner, who was not there at the time, says
they also found a dirty paper towel on their property.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
And that's not all though.
Speaker 7 (55:23):
The same morning, same Amazon delivery woman was caught on
another family's camera about a mile away, peeing on their
brick walkway.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
I was going to say, I think she needs to
see a doctor. She not checked for cameras camera.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's also true. You wouldn't know there's camera.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
It was basically right next to where she delivered their
package too. She took a proof of delivery photo. Apparently
she was able to crop out her own desecration from it.
It wasn't that pick but anyway, Amazon confirmed the driver
was a contractor working for them.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
In his statement, Amazon's fault I seem they said we're
deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior and apologize to the
customers involved. Yeah, we're still not going to give anybody
bathroom breaks, so don't think about that.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
No, but that particular woman is no longer driving for
the company, but now.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
She worked for ups wecome Brown.
Speaker 6 (56:17):
New for you too much. Yeah, this next Laser stories
out of Pittsburgh. Fifty eight year old Alnae My god,
I'm gonna mess this up.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
It's okay, mess it up.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
Rope. Fifty eight year old Alnae Winters thought that she'd
never find love oh the end.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah aadline.
Speaker 7 (56:40):
Yeah, well, she thought that until she met Lucas. Lucas
is an AI chatbot who she fell head over heels for.
As for a Lena, she's a retired teacher who said
she decided to put herself out there when she saw
(57:00):
an ad for digital companionship on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
They're targeting people on Facebook too, people, It's helping people Brooks.
Speaker 7 (57:09):
She paid seven dollars and twenty five cents for a
week long trial and was so enamored with the results
that she gladly forked over another three hundred and three
dollars for a lifetime subscription so she could be with
Lucas forever. And now I will show some pictures to
my co host.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
They have photos together.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
Of the two lovebirds sharing a glass of wine and
having a romantic wedding ceremony in the AI world.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
I gotta say, Lucas looks a little younger than her.
I mean, I know he's computer generated.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
But hello cougar.
Speaker 10 (57:44):
Now.
Speaker 7 (57:44):
Of course, Lucas made up the picture of them together
using his artificial intelligence, So somebody's talented. And while he
doesn't have a voice, the two communicate back and forth
in a chat box where he tells her all about
the bands.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
That he was in or his latest business ventures.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
See that should have been her second red flag? Is
that band thing?
Speaker 6 (58:06):
I can't trust a guy that was in a band
in high school. And she typically shares about her family
or talks about her favorite TV show because.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
She totally knows he's an AI.
Speaker 6 (58:18):
Yes, yeah, she's paying it.
Speaker 8 (58:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
Not.
Speaker 7 (58:20):
Everything is all roses, though they did get into a
big fight once because Lucas forgot who she was and
he was drinking that night. You got to give him
the past. But yeah, so they didn't divorce. They were
able to work it out and just.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
She was in a contract she already paid the.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Yeah, that's probably part of it.
Speaker 7 (58:43):
But they just celebrated their six month anniversary at a
real bed and breakfast with other people and their AI partners.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
There's more that there's lots of people do.
Speaker 6 (58:56):
Yeah, it's the new norm. Brook, You're weird for marrying
a human actual.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
When we do a second date update with an AI
chat bot, I think it'll be the day I retire.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
Just be done.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Then you're going to retire soon, broke.
Speaker 7 (59:09):
Her friends and family were initially concerned, but have now
accepted their unique union alone, says, having my family seeing
that I was sane and happy put their fears to rest.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm sure that's what they're saying on the group chat
that doesn't include her.
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Next story is out of Cloggsville, U s A.
Speaker 7 (59:32):
There's a debate online about whether this is brilliant or gross,
But I'll ask my host can it be both? Because
some guy in Australia is going viral after washing his
crocs in the dishwashers.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
Ah, I don't think that's gross.
Speaker 6 (59:46):
Are didn't say grosser?
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Are other dishes with the with the crops or are
they by themselves.
Speaker 6 (59:53):
Good question. Brook. His video blew up because he did do.
Speaker 7 (59:57):
It with a bunch of dishes and the corks, plates
and cups.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Well doesn't doesn't the water and soa sanitize the whole No?
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Well is he gonna put that stuff in the dishwasher
after Anyways, I'm going to go on this one for me.
But and if you got it hot enough, wouldn't the
crocs melt?
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
That's what I'm thinking too, even without the dishes.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
A lot of people think there's going to be some
cross contamination going on crocks contamination, but others think it's
just a practical and smart idea. His crocs came out
perfectly spotless, so it does work for the shoes, okay,
But if you want to try it at home, keep
in mind his crocs did shrink a few sizes from
the heat of all the hot water.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Why do you just throw it in the in the
washing machine? That's why we I throw I washed my
shoes in the washing machine like.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Washing a hat.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
But then all your clothes are gonna get dirty.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
No do you with your dishes save save money? Speaking
of crocs, though, have you heard about the new upstart
competitor shoe uh uh turts. They look exactly like Crocs,
except one hundred percent of the sale pro He's.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Go directly to this guy's Gigglo funds. Taking out all
these tie ends sees every night gets pretty pricey.
Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
And that's how means the Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on.
Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Today's player is Katie, who's a teacher and she's being
a naughty nelly today because she is playing hooky from school.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Katie, Well, you're on the radio playing trivia games for money.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You were at the worst at not getting caught.
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
It's a mental health day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
If you're a teacher, you need about three hundred and
sixty five of those.
Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Would you like to shout out what school you're skipping
from today or you want.
Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
To keep that absolutely okay, really close. Good work there, Katie.
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
What's your employee ID number?
Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Brook is leaving the studio so he can get right
to the game here.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Katie got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past, but
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win, are you ready.
Speaker 15 (01:02:13):
Go for it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Online
Romance Day. What was the first dating website to be created? eHarmony,
ormatch dot com e Harmony. What historic out of this
world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Nine, walking on the Moon the Moonwalk.
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
In the animated show SpongeBob. What's the name of his
pet Snail? Who invented the light bulb Edison, which YouTuber
became famous for unboxing toys on their channel. Yeah, I
would skip on that one too, Honestly, I don't even
blame you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
On that, Katie.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Well, I guess you have kids you would know.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
So Brook's gonna come back into the studio here and
as a teacher, Katie, you get your summers off, which
is a great chance to travel. And you told our
producer the two places you'd love to go the most
are Indonesia and Thailand.
Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
You've been talking about Thailand. My studio.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Just had a dream last night I was in Thailand
on a boat.
Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
Really.
Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Does that help you with your travel plans for the summer, Katie?
Speaker 14 (01:03:21):
I had I had a dream this morning because I
dream early in the morning that I got through and
was talking to Brooks.
Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
So here we are.
Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Nightmares really do come true.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That's amazing psychic obviously, So how do you think I'm
going to do.
Speaker 16 (01:03:38):
Bad?
Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Of course this is my seventh time.
Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Oh okay, well let's see if that psychic prediction comes true.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Brook You're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Your time starts now. Today is online romance to day.
What was the first dating website to be created? E
harmony ormatch dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Think e Harmony?
Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
What his story?
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Out of this world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Nine, we went to the Moon In the.
Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
Animated show SpongeBob, what's the name of his pet snail
Pass who invented the light bulb Edison, which youtumber became
famous for unboxing toys on their channel.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Oh that kid, I'll say, mister, that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
But all right, the guesses are in headed over to
the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Julie want men walking at you like you're some piece
of meat?
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Kinda Katie to correct today?
Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Why is that the tone?
Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
She was hoping for a little bit of We got
all that same answering.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Did I hear so smart?
Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
She's predicting the same answers?
Speaker 14 (01:04:50):
Wow, because Katie got too and Braye with the same answers.
Speaker 11 (01:04:55):
Also to.
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
My god, Katie, how did you know that that would happen?
Let's go over the answers even though you guys said
the same ones.
Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
It's online romance today.
Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
The first dating website to be created was match dot
Com in nineteen ninety five. E Harmony came along five
years later in two thousand.
Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
The historic out of this world event that happened July twentieth,
nineteen sixty nine was astronauts from the United States landed
on the Moon.
Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
The Moon I remember it well.
Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Sorry, Oh my gosh allegedly landed on the I need
to put that in that right. In the animated show SpongeBob,
his pet snail is named Gary.
Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
That's Thomas Edison, invented the light bulb, and the YouTuber
who became famous for unboxing toys on their channel.
Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
It's known as Ryan's World, close to thirty nine million subscribers.
Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
He's grown up so big. He's thirteen years old now,
is that it?
Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Honny to eventually he's getting turned twenty one, unboxing bottles
of Yeah guys, why today.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
I would watch that one me too, Katie. I'm sorry
it wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
The good news is just for playing, we are going
to give you tickets to see Ludacris at the Tulayla
Casino Thursday, July tenth.
Speaker 14 (01:06:17):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, yeah, you're so funny. I hope you have a
great mental health day. Oh I am not allowed to
do any laundry on a mental health day. You remember that.
Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
Okay, it's already in the machine right now.
Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Start Katie, all right, but come back and play again soon.
On your next day, we're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks
same time
Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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