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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Flow show.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You get a whole hour of us, my friend take that.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, it's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And of course Wednesday is always one of our favorites
because it's all about our ideas.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think we say this every week, Yes, with what's.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
On our minds.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's like a freestyle Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, and I'm just saying right now, I have the
idea for the biggest new reality show ever.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I love reality.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So you got to hear what my idea is and
tell me if you agree. Jeff's phone is apparently sabotaging him.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We'll go into it. That's a brand new second Date
update today. But first you always love to go over
those comments. Alexis, what's some of your favorites.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, Caitlyn said, I'm a house cleaner and I've binged
every segment while working.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I can't get enough.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Do we make you clean faster because you're angry or
slower because you want to ingest it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I don't know, or is it down there You're not
going to do a good job because you're laughing so
hard you can't see what.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're Streaks everywhere. Yeah, the counter Hey, thank you so
musing at work. You're awesome, and let's get this show started.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:00):
Some people in this country want world peace.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, that would be amazing.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
Others want affordable healthcare also the rest of us logical folks.
Speaker 9 (01:12):
God, I just want to bring t Rex back to life.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, that's not when we should be spending money on
to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You're avoiding.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
It doesn't seem like too much to ask to revive
an extinct animal from sixty five million years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It doesn't seem like there's any movies or literature that
prove that it's a bad idea.
Speaker 8 (01:31):
A new poll came out update on the It asks
thousands of Americans would you visit a real life Jurassic Park?
Speaker 10 (01:42):
Brook?
Speaker 9 (01:42):
What do you say? Would you take your kids to
j Park?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No, And not only.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That is every time I go to a zoo, which
I appreciate zoos, I know that there's a good person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I get so sad that the.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You know what is true, like.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Little Raptor is having a hard time, buddy, it's just.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Running in a circle.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yeah, I gotta admit I was a little surprised that
only twenty six percent of people said they would go Yeah,
the majority fifty six percent gave it a hard pass
and said, yeah, no thanks, I've seen the movies. It
doesn't matter. Well, well, spoiler alert, movies aren't real. Okay,
and you know what, I bet dinosaurs are actually really,
(02:22):
really nice. But freakin' Spielberg smear job them. Meet a
guy off the toilet. Now everybody thinks they're like apex killers.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, them are actually.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Predators when really they're just fluffy kids. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:37):
Have you ever met a dinosaur before?
Speaker 11 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:39):
No, No, that's right.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
You're judging them without even knowing them. Spielberg did them dirty.
Classic Hollywood fear mongering, got us judging these gentle giants
before we even know when it's sickening.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Spielberg brought us et and we're still scared of aliens, Like, yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Way does Steven Spielberg just like scare us.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Yeah, he's fear mongering like he always like to do.
Maybe that t rex was chasing that jeep to tell
it to slow down because it was driving through a
school zone. Anybody think of that.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, it's battery was getting low.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes, and when it actually hate the people, it didn't mean.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
To No, it only hit the bad ones anyway. Okay,
so let's move the hateful stigma against dinosaurs please as
we get into the shock collar question of the day
with our digital producer who promises to write something mean
and hateful on Steven Spielberg's Instagram.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
When we're done with this, do your thing.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
Today is National Cheese Day.
Speaker 12 (03:35):
Oh, it's a sacred twenty four hours where we pause
to honor the one thing that never lets us down,
processed dairy fat.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you about to ask this question with output in
a cheese plotter in front of me?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (03:48):
Well, cheese, you know, doesn't judge you for your mistakes.
Cheese doesn't try to change you into something you're not. No,
cheese loves you in wighs. Your spouse never.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
Could well.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Does that one thing?
Speaker 11 (03:59):
I like.
Speaker 12 (04:00):
That's why today I'm gonna test your knowledge of kurds
in a special cheesy or easy edition of twenty. So
you guys will say number one through twenty, I'll give
you a fun fact about cheese. You just have to
tell me if that fact is.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
Cheesy, false or easy true.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Okay, alexis cheesy or easy. We'll start with the woman
who has a restraining order against pepper Jack cheese because
those little spicy red bits. That's Alexis.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Number three.
Speaker 12 (04:33):
Alexis Mozzarella was named after a cow that could sing opera.
Is that cheesy or easyrella?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Cow doing opera?
Speaker 12 (04:46):
Talk about it?
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Imagine it because cows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
When you hear a cow, really get at it.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
It can hold a note long, like a thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Some of the best opera singers are larger.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
People, large voices, right like big bosoms.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I believe it, but it's so cute that let's just
hope it's true and say easy.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Alexis says easy, it was clearly false. Mozzarella comes from
the Italian word matzer, meaning to cut off, which was
referring to how the cheese is portioned.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
It's interesting, Alexis the fool out.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Sorry opera number eight brook. In certain cities of Wisconsin
up until the nineteen forties, there was a law that
you must carry cheese in your car during winter.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Is that cheesy or easy?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well? I come from a wintery, stormy place, and that
sounds actually like a pretty good emergency plan.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Why because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Your car gets stuck, you have to have somebody to eat,
else you die. Because emergency services can't get to you.
If it's icy roads and you spin out and you're
in a dich.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
The passenger in your car is full.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm gonna say, what's our choices?
Speaker 12 (06:08):
Oh my gosh, the one to know.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Or easy?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Those both sound like right answers.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
If no one tell her what's true or false?
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Help, Spielberg makes a terrible word.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I guess I'm going to follow Alexis's lead because I
believe this is true.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So I think I'm saying easy.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Brook says easy. That's cheesy?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
False?
Speaker 12 (06:33):
That's false? There's no law requiring cheese transport, but Wisconsin is.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Of cheese, just not that much.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Oh that was a handful.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
Three and eight are off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Let's go five.
Speaker 12 (06:45):
Five, Jose. The world's most expensive cheese is made from
female platypus milk. What is that cheesy or easy? A
lot of utter talk today.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh my gosh, I think not a flat buzz.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm never like, I can't.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Imagine in a fancy wine cheese conversation.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
They're like, have you had the North American twelve plus?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I think that this is cheesy.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
Jose says cheesy, yeah, she figured it out. Jose says, cheesy. Jose,
it is cheesy. It's actually donkey milk called puel cheese
that comes from Serbia, goes for over one thousand dollars
a pound donkey cheese, and it's mail milk.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That sounds like a wrestling move.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Very rare, Jeffrey, we're over to you. Jose's the only
one who's gotten one, right, So.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yeah, give me number eighteen, number.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Eighteen, Jeffrey. Cheese was first invented as a skincare product.
Is that cheesy or easy?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
It's like if you picture those like moisturizing masks that
a lot of people wear.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
People did that with like slices of pearl belong.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Just completely covered their Steah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's probably what it's for.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I feel like it's nineteen eighties craft singles and we're
just slapping all.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
That's probably the healthiest. I'm gonna say for sure, this
is easy, Jeffrey says, easy.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Harder than that.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
That's a cheesy fact.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Cheese was likely discovered by accident when milk was stored
in animal stomachs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh yeah, dead animals. Yeah, and then it's like I'm
gonna eat.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Yeah, Jose, it's.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Our cheese king. So he gets to choose to get
shocked in Pink Pony Club by Chapel Roane.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I gotta go with Brook for not following instructions.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm sorry, are you James and everything?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
God?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
What have you done?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're a big pony girl, Eddy dance at the club.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
It was storted.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone chap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Now, I've learned from watching spy and cop movies that
there's ways to get information out of people when they.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Room with a bright light.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yep, blow cigar smoke right into their face.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Play good cop, bad cop to try and earn their trust, yeah,
or in my experience, play bad cop even batter cops. Jeffrey, Oh, officer,
I don't know if these handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe
you should press me up against the two way mirror
and ruff me up a little bit. Tell me again
what happens to a pretty boy like me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And jail je Naughty cop and bad cop.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Best parking ticket I ever got? And you know I
may need to use some of those tactics on my
co host here. When I ask them what's on their mind?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Will they talk?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Or I have to go into super naughty cup. We're
gonna find out. Coming up right now, it's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's weird. Nobody gets upset
when pigeons spend all day eating crumbs off the floor
and pooping on public statues.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
But I do it one time and I get a citation.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I hear you, Jeff.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
There was an audience watching pigeons have more freedom of
expression right now than people do, and the only safe
place left to share how you really feel is on
this segment What's on your Mind? We're gonna start it
off with Brooke, pants on off, however you want to
do it, Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think that I have come up with a new
reality show.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Okay, I didn't even know that you liked reality.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
We're in like the thirty eighth season of Real Housewives
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, boring all not enough.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Drama's say, timeless.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Listen, I'm gonna paint a picture for you, okay, Okay,
the new season of Little League Dads. Oh, just the
Dads I'm talking more drama, more cursing, more yelling, and
full grown men past their prime coaching eight year olds
(11:12):
in full blown uniforms.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
That seems like a personal burn.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have been.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I have been assistant coaching for both my kids teams,
and the dads are the most dramatic. We had a
coach ejected over the weekend second grade baseball game.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
For god, I wouldn't want to watch that on TV.
I'm telling you this is where the drama lies.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Okay, yes, you hear everyone's soft nowadays.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
Yeah, I mean I I kind of like it, but
it's missing the sex. Appealed these coach dads to take
their shirt off and get into a hot tub. Then
then you're gonna have the eyes of all the ladies.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think you're going to see them more wrestling, like
trying to beat each other up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
On the on the mount, shirts off, shirts off.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I do need producing ideas for it, Okay, Okay, so
that's good.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Give me an this show and okay, I like it.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Well, if you guys don't know, I'm the type of
guy that I'll see an ad on Facebook and immediately
buy the product and it never turns out right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, okay, and it always takes you three months because
it comes from the other side of the world.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Take you like examples my t shirts that are too small,
Like I buy a large, but then it comes from
Indonesia and it's an Indonesian large.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I'm larger than their large. Yeah, so it doesn't fit.
Things like that. One time about a sugar free cake
for one hundred dollars. Took a bite. It was horrible
for a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hockey yeah, it says. It says horrible in the title.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Some people would give up, but you never do, audience.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You always believe one order.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Is going to come to right.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
So recently I'm trying to get healthier.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Can I see an ad for a candy that is
seventy percent less sugar, completely vegan and all natural.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
All these ingredients. So I buy a sampler.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Pack, okay, a sampler.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
And it's like gummy worms and like sour rings and
like cool things like that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I love.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Sounds good.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
So I get a package a week later, and this
bad boy is heavy. I have it.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
He's pulling it out of his bag. This is a huge.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Seven percent less sugar but seventy percent more candy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yes, and therefore hundreds and hundreds of pieces of.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Candy in this I can smell.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You can because there's so much candy. That's a good Okay,
So I didn't pay attention to the total. I'm shocked.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I go back and I'm like, it's seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I didn't realize.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Oh, if I eat two of these candies a day,
I think I will be done with it by twenty thirty.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Six, Brook will finish off that entire back of candy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I need your help one day or.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You know when you find like an easy outfhan and
you just stick with it, Okay, Yeah, Steve jobs it basically,
especially at our job, because your aud's actually seen by
somebody here, you know, are really low.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I mean we do do video almost every day, but sure.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
But they only see the upper half.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So I've been in my steeple Abercrombie green cargo pants
and white T shirt probably once a week.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Okay, and I'm confidence cute because editor actually has the
exact same outfit as me.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And then the other day I go to the gas
station after work and the girl the pump text to
me is also in the exact same outfit as.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Me actually has one because it's kind of and it's
like exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The same brand and everything, exact same pants.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I mean you gen Zers do have like uh.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
And everybody in a shop there.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And so I see the girl in the gas station,
I'm like, oh, that's funny, Like she looks cute, and
now I feel kind of like maybe it's not cute
if we're all in it, you know. And then I
go the grocery store, and then I see a girl
in the grocery store also in the exact exact same
pants and the shirt.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
You guys can form a girl's band.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
It makes me think, no, I can't wear it.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I've been on this TikTok algorithm of gen Z in
the wild and it's like girls in leather jackets and
the same jeans or.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Exactly. I want to keep wearing it.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
So if you're listening and you have on the green
Abercrombie Cargo Panda, please get rid of them.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
No, we're going to makebody else.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, I see the.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Logo for Starbucks Pumpkin Spices.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Here is going to be a girl with a white
shirt with the pants.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Yeah, So brave of you to sole ownership over a basic.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
You want to know what basic looks like?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It is me in the off.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Your mind.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
So I've had a problem with my phone for the
last like two to three weeks.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I won't stop butt dialing people.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Dude, my mom does that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
It's locked, it's password protected, and yet somehow inside my
pocket it is unlocking, opening up my contacts and dialing
random people that I don't want it to call.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, it's Jay.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
So it's not like it's calling the age.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, it's not on the top it.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
So I'll just like be walking down the street and
I'll hear a voice coming from my pants. No, I say, well.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Hello, I know, but I'm like hello, man.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
And this happens almost every single day, and I have
to pray that it butt dials somebody that I actually know,
because one of the times it facetimes some rando that
I'd met at a Mexican restaurant at two am, like
a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Of course you still have the number, ja, I.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Know they're still saved in my phone. I never got
rid of them, and they'll text me like, Jeff, why
are you calling me ten years later? Yes, And I'm
ten years ago. I don't I don't call anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But people probably start to not believe it if it
happens more than one.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
That's the thing I have to tell everybody. Sorry, it's
a butt dial, but if I dial it again, then
it looks like the butt who cried wolves.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, you coming.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Before the show. The other day, I thought something bad happened.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I called one of our engineers from like five years
ago from the radio station, and he's.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Like, I haven't worked there in five years. What's wrong?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
So I got to start deleting phone numbers out of
my phone this weekend.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
So if you guys can show.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Me how to do that, because I'm not one hundred
percent sure how it works, but text into seven eight
five nine two and you can tell us what's been
on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is
the time in the show where we stopped down and
read some texts coming in from our listeners at seven
eight five nine two.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oay.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
If you want to share your thoughts with us, go
ahead and send them in like this one. Listen to
your show every day all the way from South Africa?
Is what are we going to do a live remote
broadcast from Johannesburg.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Is elon?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Can we can just start it better?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
We can go travel there, spend some time in South.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Africa, in the world with Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Oh yeah, I can do what you're doing on the Safari.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
This one says Alexis should do more phone taps too. Oh,
we're so funny to listen to.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
And there's a rule around here.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
It's that if they're too funny, we have to space
them out.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
And that's that's the deal with.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
They yours my map, No more.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
We can't have too much laughter on this show.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I can handle it.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yes, I'm hiding all my characters I have from you,
all your pressure.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
One more text come in and is that in the
room right here that it says, listening to you all
the way here in the Philippines, over the world, send
us food, have the best food, says I started with
a TikTok and now I'm so happy you have full
show videos. I'm an official fan of everyone.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
We love hearing them.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
When people like discover us and then within a week
or two we're a part of their daily routine.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, because it starts as like a one minute clip
on TICT, you're like, wait, there's hours of every day.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
These guys are.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Good, even if it is one of Brooks child orphanage
workers who got his hands onto the phone and texted in.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Today's your mom.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
He's happy that he's able to listen to us. But
that is against the rules, and we're gonna up the
quote on those fake Louis Vuittons.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
So back to work.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Okay, We're gonna do laser stories coming up right.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Some people are just rule followers, coloring within the lines,
never rattling any feathers, saying cousins are off limits. And
then there's the people like us.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
You think cousins off limits, The revels, the risk takers,
the ones who push when the door says pull.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Take that it's stupid because we want.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
The ones who use shampoo is body wash and toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Well, wait a minute to open.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
A box and eat that silica gel packet hole without
even chewing it.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Living life on the edge.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
But sometimes rule breakers go too far when they mess
with the laws of romance and get caught cheating on
their partners and those people. They gotta be brought back
down to earth during a brand new edition of Busted.
Their stories will be shared coming up right after this Sneaky.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
Husbands, two timing lives, live.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
They thought they could get away with it, but they're about.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
To get busted.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
The film industry has the Oscars, the music industry has
the Grammys, but our show has the Cheaties, the award
for the dumbest ways people caught their exes cheating on them.
And we have several listeners ready to tell us about
their maronic, unfaithful exces, hoping to take home a Cheaty
Award today, Starting with Taylor, tell us how you busted
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your significant other.
Speaker 15 (21:12):
This was probably the most shocking thing that ever happened
to me.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dude, I love you. Tone let's get them what happened.
Speaker 15 (21:20):
So it was a few years back. I noticed this
car in my neighborhood that said then the Bride on
the back. Oh yeah yeah. It had a QR code
that you could scan for the bachelorette party. And I thought,
since it's my neighbor, why not send her twenty bucks?
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, I try to avoid all my neighbors.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
So good for you.
Speaker 15 (21:44):
We aren't super close friends or anything, but I just
wanted to be that friendly neighbor. Okay, anyway, I go
to donate and the QR code leads me to a
pit of the bride with her fiance. Yeah, who is
mo my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh god, he can't even keep it out of the
same neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
No.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Turns out he met her while jogging around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh wait, so you were the first woman and she
was a second.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
She invited him to come over for a drink and
the rest is history.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Oh my god, must have felt so awkward hitting submit
on that twenty dollars donation.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The wedding didn't happen, did it.
Speaker 15 (22:32):
Oh no, it happened, but we obviously broke up and
they're still married.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Oh forgetting Well that is I can't.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's not sweet, but it is something I would have
wanted my money back if I had ven mooed her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, no, wonder I haven't found it.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Keep gone.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
We're going to talk to Max. Tell us how you
busted jer significant other?
Speaker 16 (22:56):
So my girlfriend always had like these amazing fun snacks
at her house.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Right, Yes, girlfriend, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Then, so I loved it, like she had gushers and
string cheese and you know, like Mike Syce muffins.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Right now, that sounds like my best friend. This is
what she has survived on a little entire life.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
When you're as an adult, you can afford.
Speaker 15 (23:17):
Yes.
Speaker 17 (23:19):
So one day I'm over at her house and I'm
looking in the pantry because I got the snack he's
going on there, and I come across a lunch box
and it said Ella is not my ex's name. I
pull it out and I'm like, who's Ella? Do you
have a daughter? And she comes clean and she's like, well, no,
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she doesn't have a kid, but her other boyfriend does.
And apparently these great snacks I've been eating are the
daughter's lunches.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Okay, oh gosh, so there was a hidden child.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
That stuff isn't very healthy for a kid to eat.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
So you're doing that child's favorite. Disagreed, she needs some
apple slices.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Okay, we got time for one more.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Here.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Let's go to Carol. Tell us how you busted your
significant other.
Speaker 18 (24:10):
Okay, so I was taking this really good looking guy
for a few months and we became exclusive, so.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
I thought, oh, how it starts.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, and we would aways hang out at my place.
But then he started telling me that he was in
like a fantasy league and sometimes he cancel plans with
me and say like, oh sorry, I have a big
night on my fantasy team and yeah, which, you know whatever,
that's normal guy stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Yeah, there's usually like a playoff where things are more
important or the.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
First it was all virtual. Why would you have to
do anything in person.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
When you don't.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Well, it's like if you're in a league.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
A lot of times guys will all get together to
watch the game to be like, okay, our teams are
going against each other.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's coming out of this game. Yeah win, let's watch
it together.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Not that I side with this cheating ahole, but.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
You're good. Excuse sorry. So he would cancel plans on you,
you said.
Speaker 18 (25:04):
Carol, yoh, And I didn't think it was much of
a red flag. But then one day I needed something
from his place, and I figured he would just like
be there watching the game.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
For his league.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah right, it makes sense.
Speaker 18 (25:15):
Yeah, well nope, I walked in on him half naked
on the couch with another woman.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Oh that's just how you watch fantasy sports?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Was it a football or was it a cheating league?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
He'd yeah, the league I think was just him and
that naked woman.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
I don't know if getting clarity on that.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Carrol.
Speaker 18 (25:36):
Honestly, that was the worst part because I confronted him,
you know, and he was just like, oh, it's he
said it was my fault.
Speaker 19 (25:43):
How yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 18 (25:45):
How was it my fault? He said, it was my
fault for assuming that he was talking about fantasy sports league.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
It's definitely your fault, like it was like a fantasy league.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Fantasy was he running?
Speaker 18 (25:58):
He said he was doing like a fantasy the date
lyster of women and you Lawns versus Brunette.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Oh wow, there's a draft?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Does he have like a sign up sheet somewhere? Because
that sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Why is Alexis rooting for the blow?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
It sounds like, Carol, you won by getting out of
that relationship.
Speaker 18 (26:21):
Agree, okay, be good.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
And hit up our textport at seven eight five nine too.
If you have a funny story about how you caught
one of your dumb exes cheating, and you could be
on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up
right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, It's almost
time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call. And if
you've ever left a note on somebody's car, whether it
be an angry one or angry one, really angry one,
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most people don't leave polite messages in that type of situation,
unless you count the woman we call today. She anonymously
left what she thought was a nice note to somebody
in her neighborhood suggesting they reap hark their car. It's
not nice because the back end of it was sticking
out into traffic, so she was just trying to be helpful.
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You know who did see it that way? The most
passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,
and he's in your phones out right now. Hello, Well, Heidi,
ho and howdy do there? Is this the thoughtful soul
who left me that little parking note on my windshield
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the other day?
Speaker 19 (27:35):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (27:35):
What, Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just
wanted to call and say, bless your heart and thank
you for pointing out my little fiddly wink there. Oh,
and you're right, you're right, I could be better.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little thrown.
I didn't realize that all.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Say sorry.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
And by the way, I recognized you from my ring
cam your grace right.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah, yeah. My name's Jerry. I live just down the street.
It's nice to meet you, friend.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Nice to meet you too.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Yeah. I went. Actually I took a second gander at
my park job and I thought, oh, well, paint me
purple and call me a grape.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
She's right, Yeah, just like you said.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably
what seven?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
I mean, I think it was a little bit more
than not. Sorry, I just I was worried maybe somebody
would hit your car.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of
your way to tell me to move my car.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because
it was just sticking out, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I sure.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,
since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted
to pass along a couple of little notes for you.
What do you mean, Well, like that's a real cute
brown color it shows for your house there.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
It's pretty brave.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
I wasn't trying to be brave.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
That's well, just not everyone is confident enough to say, yes,
this does look like a band aid and now it's
my home.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
This feels like more like you're trying to be rude
than don't.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Get me started on the color of your front door
so daringly unexpected. It's like flirty meets foreclosure.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful
right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,
but just.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Giving you a little bit of neighborly advice like you
gave me asking you to.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
Repark your car is different than asking me to repaint
my entire house.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
See that's where you're mistaken. I like band aids and
I have a lot of them on my body.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Okay, so then what's the issue?
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Well, no issue.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
I sure would like to give you some advice on
your landscaping though.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Got something to say about that too.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,
like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,
she'll figure it out.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond,
I'm not going to change all of the old things.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with
my bikini line. Just let it grow.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the
foundation of any emotionally robust community.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
You're not understanding I was trying to help you. Like
that's a safety hazard that you were doing. Okay, the
color of my house or what my garden looks like
is not really any of your business.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
You know what else shouldn't be my business is your
front porch.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
That's enough.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
It's got that cozy, lived in vibe. Like you just
walked away mid smoke break and never came back.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,
and it feels like you're just trying to get back
at me for something.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
So oh no, or.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Are you taking my helpful tone in a stern way,
because that's not my intention at all.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want
to play this game.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's
learning to park better thanks to you.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Okay, Uh, you've made your point. Please don't call me
ever again.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting
your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or
you might try and do a silly prank call on
you get you all riled up for no reason. No
what yeah, your husband grant he sets you up because
you're actually on the radio right now, on a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Wait what what is this a phone tap? Oh my,
that was so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Oh my god, I'm gonna yeah, your husband told us
that you left a note on somebody's car about their
crappy parking job.
Speaker 15 (31:56):
I did this dangerous parking job.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I know you're a really guy, though, when you were
insulting like you knew everything about my house, that was
so weird. And I haven't met my neighbor yet.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
I was just trying to be a good neighbor and
compare your landscaping to my perfectly trimmed bikini line.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Ew oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
I know we have a lot of male listeners out there,
and for all the ones who are single, you're about
to learn a new pickup strategy of sorts, but one
that actually works. It's creative, it's different. And when I
say it works, I mean it worked one time on
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one and.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm guessing the person that tried to use it is
on the phone with us.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yes, the guy barely even had to say anything. Though, Ladies,
you should know after this segment airs, there's probably gonna
be hundreds of dudes doing the exact same thing to you. Okay,
I don't even mean it in.
Speaker 17 (33:06):
A bad way.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
You're gonna hear it in your brand new Second Date
update right after this Second Date Update. I know nowadays
people like to make fun of pickup lines, but the
big question is do they still work?
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I mean, shoot, it depends. Man.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
If it's clever enough and well thought out and it
makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why
not try it on one?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
On the text line for Alexis the other day and
it said are you from France?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Because madamn you fine, madamn.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Person?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
And I like that one.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more
effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity
of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on
the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Hang up, let's find out his name is Kyle. Kyle
walking to the show.
Speaker 19 (34:03):
Many thanks for having me on.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried
out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us
about how that went.
Speaker 19 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it.
Speaker 20 (34:15):
I'm at this bar with a few buddies of mind,
and you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out.
Speaker 19 (34:20):
You sort of had my eyes for a little while ago.
Speaker 20 (34:22):
We made eye contact a couple of times, but she
was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway,
at certain point, I decided I was going to head
home because I was.
Speaker 19 (34:33):
Tired and I was hungry.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?
Speaker 20 (34:39):
But I pulled up uber each because I actually lived
right by the bark. Okay, I'm going to order food
now for delivery to be delivered to my house. But
that's when I was like, you know what, I'm going
to try my move.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well also yeah, yeah, So I put.
Speaker 20 (34:56):
My order in and then I turned my phone screen
to her and I say, what do you want to eat?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yep? Nice bro oh so smart.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
I actually kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I like it, but I think the food's catting delivered
to me at the bar. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't
think the invite to your house. Well, and you have
to pay for the whole group then gets the order, right?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Are you just letting her order?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
What was the reaction?
Speaker 19 (35:21):
Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky
one hundred and fifty dollars uber.
Speaker 9 (35:28):
Yeah, what did she do?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
So?
Speaker 19 (35:31):
She has yes's my name? And I learned her name,
it's Jennifer. And then she grabs the phone and she
starts scrolling in the food.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
OK.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The way to any woman's heart is your stomach.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.
Now she's on.
Speaker 20 (35:46):
Yeah, And I tell her, I say, if you want it,
it's being delivered to my place, So you'll have to
come walk with me to grab it like.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
This because she can go, WHOA, I'm not going to
your place, and then you can simply.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll change the address to hear.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I mean, it is really risky for a woman to
go back to somebody's place with a guy.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
They've never offered a kid candy. But she tenders to
a drunk girl at a bar exactly.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
Now, I know where I've seen this before. It was
on three different Netflix crime.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
Eats Killer.
Speaker 19 (36:22):
Well, so that's the thing.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
You're right.
Speaker 19 (36:24):
I mean she was a little bit hesitant.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
But the trick and tenders are on the line, So
what is she going to say?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 20 (36:32):
She was like, wow, you're forward, and I said no,
I'm just hungry.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (36:38):
But that's when she started like interviewing me.
Speaker 20 (36:40):
Like I remember she said to meing like, okay, but
you're not a murderer.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Right, Oh yeah, because always tell you right up front.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah, there's an oath we take.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I am good question.
Speaker 8 (36:52):
You have a lady, darna.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
You know.
Speaker 19 (36:56):
Next thing, no one walking home from the bar.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Worried about this run girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I
mean you sound like a really nice guy. So it
worked out this time, because why she's not calling you back.
Someone else lured her in with chicken strips.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
Every door. Okay, how did the walk home go?
Speaker 19 (37:16):
It was great. We were talking. She was really chill.
We were connecting and we made each other laugh.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
So that's awesome.
Speaker 20 (37:23):
But anyway, we get to my plate and Sobat's guys
there with our food. Yeah for every timing, and we
sit on the front porch and we ate our meal together.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
That's actually good. I'm sure pressure to go in.
Speaker 20 (37:42):
Or yeah, I thought about inviting her inside, but I
don't know. I feared it would be kind of a
sleazy move or something. And he totally honestly, He's like,
I actually was hungry and tired.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
All right, I've actually been there.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because
I'm exhausting.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
How did you guys leave it at the end of
the night.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
So she thanked me and we hugged, and I called
her a uber to come pick her up and take
her home.
Speaker 19 (38:09):
And that was that.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh no kids, Uh.
Speaker 20 (38:12):
No, no, no, there was no kids. But it was
really I don't know, it was sweet.
Speaker 19 (38:15):
And that was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
And you haven't heard from her at all.
Speaker 20 (38:20):
Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but
it's kind of she's not responding that much, and she's
like a few words here and there.
Speaker 17 (38:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Can you get a read on like anything that gives
you a guess into what's going on?
Speaker 20 (38:34):
I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best looking guy.
Speaker 19 (38:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (38:39):
Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when
we got back to my apartment, just wanted to Yeah, girls.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Will talk to a creepye for thirty minutes for a
free vodka.
Speaker 12 (38:49):
Kran will marry a guy for ten years.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
So let's figure this out. We have a little bit
of time to kill before we reach out to Jennifer's.
So how about you put it in an Uber eats
order for all of us here.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
I'll take a.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Cheeseburger, Alexis Chicken Tenders Brooks.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu?
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Okay? Now, now the order is getting too big and
you're getting really specific with the stuff. A salad too much, Kyle,
forget it. Okay, just get the cheeseburger.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
We'll come back.
Speaker 8 (39:20):
We'll do your second date update.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Sign Rich.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Second date update. Did we just hear the pickup line
of the year.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went
out to a bar recently, went up to a very
pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber
eats app up, and said, what do you want to order?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
What's even more amazing is he got her to leave
with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
That is like an impossible feat.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (39:59):
She was skeptical, but next thing you know, she was
eating chicken tenders with him on his front porch at
his place. So that is a success. It's one win,
and we want to double it up today. Let's go
for two, two victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
I'm with you?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Okay, Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I don't fake that kind of excitement.
Speaker 19 (40:24):
I don't want to lead the revolution.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Just one another date, Okay, we'll charge in for you.
My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though, so I am getting
a little bit irritated, a little angry.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
And I'm hoping.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, that's if you have to pause mid y any
et a on that uber eat.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Okay, we hear a knock at the studio door. We
all need to pause.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
All right, this is important, but first let's dial Jennifer.
We'll see if she answers and try and get you
another date.
Speaker 9 (40:54):
But here we go.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer?
Speaker 14 (41:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (41:07):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Hey, Jennifer bringing the world together one chicken strip.
Speaker 18 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's
Brook's personal tagliney heal in the world. Jeff Yeah, So
how you doing.
Speaker 14 (41:28):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Probably confused.
Speaker 8 (41:30):
Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing
a segment with you here. It's called second Date Update.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has
asked us to get a hold.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Of you, a guy named Kyle.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh do you remember Kyle.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
You guys hung out the other night at like.
Speaker 9 (41:52):
At a bar.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I think it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (41:55):
A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had
some chicken tenders with him, him on his front porch.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Oh yeah, oh god, Okay, so maybe someone was more
drunk than kind.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
Of Yeah, okay, do you remember eating chicken strips?
Speaker 13 (42:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
I remember.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and
he told us all about it. We're just trying to
hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see
how you felt about it.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
Well, particularly what would really help is if there was
anything that went wrong for you.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in him, because.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
He's been trying to get a hold of you for
the last two weeks.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
He said, he's been having a hard time.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was
it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Some of my food that I ordered, Like I know
he was offering.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
But wait, we don't know that part of the story.
All we heard is that he ordered something and he
let you order chicken tenders.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
And you went back to his place and you ate him.
Speaker 14 (42:59):
No, but he missed the part where when we got
the food, he was like, let's put the food down
in the middle of the steps, like family style, And
I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,
so he He ended up eating all of his food
and basically half of mine, and that was kind of
a turn off for me.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, you did want to share your chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I mean, that's just a really shaable meal.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I understand why he would assume that it's a shared plate.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
Well, that wasn't my expectation.
Speaker 14 (43:34):
He just kind of said, whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's
food to make sure it's not poisoned.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 9 (43:44):
Yes, it could have been protecting you.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
I don't think that that's the reason.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have two.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Different styles, right, you just met.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You don't know, like some people love to share food,
some people don't.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
I don't ever care.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm sure if you would have told him then he
would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Did you let him know?
Speaker 14 (44:04):
No, But there was another issue that bothered me too.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
Okay, besides the family style meal.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Let me guess you took a sip of your water?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What was it?
Speaker 14 (44:15):
I mean he kept talking about how he's not into
the casual dating scene and he wants to have something
really serious and wants to find his soulmate.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Drunken like club night. That's not the deep talk he
probably thought.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
He said he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
He said he wasn't that.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Drunk drunk as he usually dude.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
And I'm sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of
people's mouth.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Oh god, Okay, so you see how that was a
little turned off.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's just one moment. Like,
at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a
one night stand exactly.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
So forget about that moment and let's focus on a
happier this one where I tell you that he's on
the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
That's a nice moment.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
You didn't say anything that bad.
Speaker 9 (45:12):
You know, you're fine, Kyle?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Are you there?
Speaker 19 (45:15):
I'm here?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
What up?
Speaker 8 (45:16):
Man? Hey, Kyle, I feel it.
Speaker 9 (45:19):
Talk to Jennifer.
Speaker 19 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (45:21):
I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.
I mean, you didn't say no when I asked if
we could share.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh oh, you did ask I.
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Mean, what was I supposed to say?
Speaker 15 (45:36):
You were the one who ordered the food.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I kind of see your point.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Though it feels rude to say no, you can't have
any of.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
The thing you paid for.
Speaker 14 (45:45):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept
eating the food like you kept eating more and more.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I see both sides on this, because when my husband
takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I'm like, just eat it one at a time.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
You're giving me anxiety. It's all going to be gone. Yeah,
you got to read the room. If they're not touching
your side, that's yeah.
Speaker 8 (46:06):
I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it,
but can you see where she is coming from how
it bothered her?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (46:13):
I thought you were giving me the green light. You
were smiling at me. You eat like a bird, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (46:19):
I ate like a bird because you had all the food.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Left.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a
hungry tiger's cage.
Speaker 13 (46:28):
You know.
Speaker 20 (46:29):
The reason why you didn't call me back and why
you wouldn't really answer my messages is because you saw
that I only tipped the dollar What wait, why.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
Would you only tip a dollar fill on.
Speaker 9 (46:41):
The receipt for the Uber eats.
Speaker 19 (46:44):
Yeah, we met the uber eats guy. He was waiting
for us there and then and then he was looking
at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us
about that.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
I had no idea until right now.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Depends, did you Is it an accident that only one
dollar thing?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
No, he explained, remember look at him funny.
Speaker 19 (47:12):
Yeah, that's all it took.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
The driver waited for you with the food.
Speaker 8 (47:14):
Too, Yeah, probably expecting a bump.
Speaker 9 (47:17):
And tip afterwards.
Speaker 19 (47:19):
I didn't order to have food. A dollar is like
it's like almost ten percent.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Anyway, dude, two orders out of Uber eats, no matter
where you get it is at least thirty bucks.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8 (47:32):
It's not looking great for you right now. That's just
my opinion. But uh, who knows. Maybe bad tipping could
be a turn on to Jennifer.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Jennifer, oh good with his money.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
What do you think about someone who likes to save?
Speaker 14 (47:44):
It's definitely not a turn on.
Speaker 19 (47:46):
I can tell you that, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (47:49):
I mean, do you have any last words here before
I asked the question?
Speaker 20 (47:53):
Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way
home like you thought I was going to deserves.
Speaker 9 (47:59):
That's something thing.
Speaker 8 (48:00):
And look, Jennifer, with the grace of not being killed
that night, I'm going to ask you if you would
like to go out with Kyle one more time.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
That's how low the bar is.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer
to pay for the tip on your dates. Yeah, I'm
not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover with
with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe, if you
agree to see him one more.
Speaker 14 (48:27):
Time, I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to
another human being like him, Like I just can't.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
Wow, I think that's jeff Okay, Yeah, we're gonna read
between the lines, yeah and say that's a negatory.
Speaker 19 (48:42):
I've got my where he's open right now. Are you sure?
Because you can order something.
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Let me one.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Kyle.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
You'll probably eat half of it anyway.
Speaker 8 (48:52):
It's not wrong at Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not
arrived yet.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Are you eating it right now?
Speaker 1 (48:56):
No, that's because he's been blackballed from the app because
of his tipping.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Kyle looking Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
In the morning.
Speaker 8 (49:03):
Okay, I'm going down my checklist here, eats half of
everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his
mouth while talking about finding a soulmate, takes one dollar
or less on food deliveries.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
That's not funny, and refuses.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
To murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Shocking and won't murder you totally.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
I'm blaming the room on this one for not pulling
through and getting another date.
Speaker 9 (49:34):
Should have been a layup with this guy, I say.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Out of all of them, you weren't on his side
as much as I thought you'd be. You know, I
thought you'd stand up for a more. You told him
in the middle like this is going south.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy
in the room. That's my role, and he was trying
to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not
to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Said, So there's no way he's getting any orders.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
I don't forgive a lot of people don't know this.
Our entire show, by the way, and all of our
second dates are up available on YouTube if you want
to listen, go there, search Brook and Jeffrey and somebody
order me a damn cheeseburger because you won't.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Order it yourself. This is just like when I get
us lunch, where's my burger?
Speaker 13 (50:19):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (50:22):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's only
one sporting event that's bigger than the World's Cup, more
intense than the Super Bowl, with more expletives than Brooke
at our children's softball games. Possibly again, it's the Scripts
National Spelling.
Speaker 9 (50:43):
Just happened the other day and.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
The winner was thirteen year old Faizan Zaki from plain
O Tech.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Last year put a bunch of money on that kid.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
He won after correctly spelling the word cl which I
would totally have Alexis spell right now, but it's just
so easy.
Speaker 9 (51:06):
I don't even want to waste our listeners time a
real challenge instead.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
A recent study found the most problematic words for Americans
to spell.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
This is going to be embarrassing when we're comparing it
to the Script's national.
Speaker 8 (51:21):
Words that everybody should know how to spell, but for
some reason can't. Like number five through it's not spelled like.
Speaker 9 (51:30):
Drive through though with like t h r U it's
t h r o.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
U g H. Sometimes you add your own there and
it's thorough.
Speaker 9 (51:40):
The number four is believe people mixing up the.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I in the E in the center. Do we have
to put those letters together?
Speaker 8 (51:48):
Number three necessary? Is it two c's?
Speaker 9 (51:51):
Is it to s?
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Both of both?
Speaker 8 (51:54):
I don't think it's necessary for me to tell you
the way to spell it. Number two is separate, Oh,
because yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
I think it's a yeah sat by right.
Speaker 8 (52:07):
Such a violent word. I don't know why you'd even
want to spell it. And the number one word Americans
struggle to spell correctly.
Speaker 9 (52:14):
You got to be Definitely is the word definitely?
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, defiantly.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
I'll tell you this, You definitely don't have to know
how to spell. To listen to Laser Stories, and that's
coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's
combining two of the great footwear brands, Crocs and Healey's,
to make a new shoe called Kreelies Crocs with wheels,
(52:41):
the ugliest way to flee a terrible date fast, all
thanks to Laser Stories. The second where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except
we've got a laser and those other foot finders just don't.
This first laser story is out of Utah. You ever
lived with someone who did a really lousy job with
the dishes, It's more annoying than not doing the dishes
(53:03):
in the first place.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Because you gonna do it again.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I live with two of them and they're under the
age of.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Ten, but it's probably not worth going to jail over.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Well, say that I can arrest.
Speaker 8 (53:12):
Them because a twenty three year old woman named Miranda
Lapruit got into a heated argument with her roommate over
dirty plates not being washed. Police say Miranda asked her
roommate if she'd do the dishes since they were in
the sink for the last six days and it was
her turn.
Speaker 9 (53:28):
But the answer that she got back was maybe later.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh after six days, they're probably moldy.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
So Miranda then flew into a rage through her roommate's
closed bedroom door and made her fall to the ground. Okay,
she then kicked her, grabbed her by the hair and neck,
and strangled her to the point where she couldn't breathe
for five seconds.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
There'd be a better way to solve roommate problems than that.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
Luckily, the cops were called by a neighbor and everything
turned out all right. Her roommate did not suffer any
serious injuries, and Miranda was charged with aggravated assault.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, that's an awkward night when she gets back from
the police department.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Yeah, unclear who's going to be doing the dishes while
Miranda is locked up, because it still is Miranda's turned.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
I think that this is a case where they just
need to move to paper plates.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
Yeah, that's the only good choice. Bro This next laser
story is out of Asia. A Chinese newspaper called Beijing
Youth Daily did a story on how young people in
China are paying five dollars a day to pretend that
they have a job. Wait why, Yeah, here's the idea
(54:42):
behind it. You go to a shared office, but you
don't do any actual work. It's all a ruse, so
you don't have to tell your friends and family that
you're unemployed right now.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
So wait, you're using your unemployed time to go into
an office and sit at a desk.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
That is the first idea possible.
Speaker 8 (54:59):
Well, it's some less embarrassing than having your family and
your friends think you don't have a job.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yes, Jeff, like, go live your life.
Speaker 8 (55:08):
Yeah, but your parents don't want that for you, Broka,
They want you to have a job.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Maybe you're twenty three and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
Now I will say there are some people in the
office who actually freelance and need coworking space, But for
the ones there who don't, they're paying for a desk,
Wi Fi, coffee and theatrics, meaning you'll get assigned fake tasks.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Do you say that they fake type?
Speaker 8 (55:30):
Sure, video, and if anyone asked what you did at
work that day, you can show them a bunch of
emails and say, oh, they put me on this big project,
so I'm buried under paper.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Doing an Excel spreadsheet of what I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:43):
Maybe the best part is you can pay ten bucks
extra to have a fight with your fake boss, so
you VENMO the people in the back room along with
your computer number, and then shortly afterwards, a man in
a suit and tie will walk over to your desk
and let you have it for missing a deadline.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
So it looks real to the other people who are
actually working in the office too.
Speaker 13 (56:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (56:04):
One woman who's been doing it for months said it's
cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day, and
it's kind of fun at home.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Hopefully, They're using their time there to apply for other times.
Speaker 6 (56:18):
That's what I'm saying, Like sleep, go bly jobs and
go back home and go sleep again.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
Sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
You always have options. This next Lazer stories out of
the Love Lost. Six years ago, Tinder pranked us within
April Fools about adding a height verification feature to bring
honesty back to dating. That hasn't happened, But now they
are testing a feature to allow people to.
Speaker 9 (56:44):
Filter by height.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
So they aren't enforcing what height you report yourself, but
they are allowing women to filter out shorten.
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Menna even more. Now wait a minute, worse.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, why separately every male is six foot two or
higher six nine.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
Some people are up in short arms over this, but
this isn't groundbreaking territory hinge already let's paid users filter
people by heights, so there is precedence for it. But
naturally some people are complaining about it. One person on
social media said, just as for all the short.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Kings, I agree. I think the short guys they work
the hardest. Come on.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Another said, it's so hypocritical that men are demonized for
having preferences, but it's okay for women. Imagine if Tinder
added a weight filter.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Oh yeah, yikes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
I mean I do feel like there's not going to
be any medium hype people soon. Like all the tall
people are breeding with tall people, and all the short
people are bringing with short people, and soon.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
It's either going to be four foot two or.
Speaker 9 (57:57):
Yeah, that's next.
Speaker 8 (57:58):
The stories out of pet tope day. New study found
owning a pet costs way more than most people think,
and the price tag keeps going up.
Speaker 6 (58:08):
Oh man, yes, I feel like I've spent so much
on outfits.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Dude, we got a rescue dog thinking oh, this is
the cheaper route to go, I mean, and we wanted
to rescue the dog. But yeah, no, no, two thousand
dollars in bills later and the caviar.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (58:22):
That's people were asked how much they think it costs
to care for a cat or dog for a decade.
For cats, the average answer was five thousand, seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (58:31):
For dogs around eight grand.
Speaker 8 (58:33):
But those food, oh I.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
Think it healthy. Yeah, they sound bad if you think
about the head.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
I think we've spent more on I mean, my dog's
thirteen though.
Speaker 15 (58:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:42):
So those were the guesses, but the real numbers are
more like five times that caring for a cat now
costs anywhere from thirty to forty seven thousand dollars over
the course of their life.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
That can't be And I mean they're dental bill alone
as thousands.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
For dogs it's between a dentist. For dogs it's.
Speaker 9 (59:02):
Between fifty and sixty k Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
Now I want to set with a retainer.
Speaker 8 (59:07):
Yeah, it does depend on the type of food you buy,
whether you get lucky with your vet bills, and how
much you spoil them. Yeah, but it's undeniable. The cost
for dogs has gone up about twelve percent in just
the past three years, I mean, and nineteen percent for cats.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
I want to argue it. But we get our dog
acupuncture once, you're just as bad.
Speaker 8 (59:29):
So does this mean we're poised to start living pet free?
Speaker 9 (59:33):
Don't count on it.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
More than seventy five percent of pet owners said they
think of their dog or cat as a family member
or a best friend, or even as their child.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
Looks like, we signed our dog off for hang gladding.
Speaker 8 (59:44):
Yes, yeah, and that goes for all animals, especially the
ones on this show.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
Yeah, we are this guy.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Right here talking about the shell.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
He costs about four grand a years. Oh, twenty dollars
in lettuce and three nine eighty dollars in off brand
baby oil from Amazon. Wow, he doesn't even have prime,
but he just has to overnight it all.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
That's okay.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Show That sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day.
Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Today's player has a name that sounds like a discontinued
soft drink from the nineteen nineties. Oh and I'm not
making it up. Her actual name is Crystal Light.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
That's not discontinued. That stuff is still going strong.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Jeff all right, you could absolutely still buy Crystal Light
at the store.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, in Brazil or wherever, this is still legal. Crystal
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
Hi, thank you.
Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
It's actually white, not like, oh.
Speaker 18 (01:00:56):
Yeah, but I've heard that before.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, got it to the peak lemonade being my
favorite crystal like flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Go Hiking. Oh wow, flavor water.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Is crystal white?
Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Like a symbolic family deep rooted name or No, I.
Speaker 15 (01:01:12):
Think my mom was just kind of a hippie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, it's definitely an eighties babies name. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
No, actually I'm a nineties, baby.
Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
Face Brook get.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Out of here. Brooks leaving the studio and we can
go over the rules real quick, Crystal, that is true. Yeah,
you got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
Good luck?
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Your time starts now. Today is National Cheese Day. What's
the top selling cheese variety in the US?
Speaker 17 (01:01:47):
Shudder?
Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Mars is the red planet?
Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
But which planet in our solar system is nicknamed the
blue planet? Soturn?
Speaker 15 (01:01:54):
No, I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
What is the national animal of China? Which Charles Dickens
novel begins with It was the best of times, It.
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
Was the worst of times.
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Movie Baseball calls it the World Series, But what is
the NBA called their championship series?
Speaker 19 (01:02:14):
Eh? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
I respected Crystal. Well done.
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Brook's going to come back into the studio here, and
it says on my screen or Crystal is planning on
visiting Amsterdam this summer, then training over to Belgium and
attending a music festival called Tomorrowland. I'm sure there's no
illegal substances there, right, Crystal.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Oh I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Hey, you know the steps you took, Dare.
Speaker 13 (01:02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
If you see any drugs in Amsterdam, you report it
to the police.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
You tell those just point them out.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Those people over there were were smoking things I don't smell.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
That didn't smell, right off.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Americans are always so cool at these things. Yeah, that
makes sense.
Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
You have to take their drugs and do it for
them so that they don't do it themselves.
Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
You Yeah, good, Crystal.
Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Thank you for being the police force of the Amsterdam
music festivals. That's why I'm going really good.
Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Europe needs you now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Your time starts now. Today's National Cheese Day. What's the
top selling cheese variety in the useddar Mark Mars is
the Red planet? But which planet in aerosolar system is
nicknamed the Blue planet? What is the national animal of China?
Which Charles Dickens novel begins with It was the best
(01:03:37):
of times, it was the worst of times. Two Cities
Baseball calls it the World Series. But what does the
NBA called their championship series?
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
THEBA Madness Championship Basketball?
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Squeaky shoes on floor, tall people going at it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Husband's going to be really disappointed. Let's go to the
scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
You have elbows and you have knees, so touch them.
Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Sorry, Arnold, Crystal White, you got one correct day and bru.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yes, we need to get the answers. Is it the
NBA Showdown?
Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Is it the Once you hear.
Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
It, you'll be like, oh yeah, let's go over these
National Cheese Day. Top selling cheese variety in the US
is mozzarella, mostly because it's used on pizzas.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
And string cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:04:40):
Wars is the Red planet, The blue planet is Earth.
Come on, guys, with the oceans and the water. I'll
watch it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Dave Attenborough Planet.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
National animal of China is the panda. Giant panda to
be specific. Charles Dickens novel that begins with it was
the Best of Times, It was the worst to times
was Tale of Two Cities. Baseball calls it the World Series.
NBA Championship is called the NBA Finals.
Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I think I had a lot better ideas for Brandon.
I should talk to their marketing team of.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
The ball should absolutely call it so.
Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Crystal wasn't quite enough today. But just for playing, we
are going to give you a pair of tickets to
see the Seattle Mariners take on the Cleveland Guardians on
June fifteenth.
Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
A team of the barm yy.
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
They're so fun to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah, well kind of yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Time sometimes come back and play against Serry Crystal. We're
gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Welcome to the Flow show.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You get a whole hour of us, my friend take that.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, it's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And of course Wednesday is always one of our favorites
because it's all about our ideas.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think we say this every week, Yes, with what's.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
On our minds.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's like a freestyle Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, and I'm just saying right now, I have the
idea for the biggest new reality show ever.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I love reality.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So you got to hear what my idea is and
tell me if you agree. Jeff's phone is apparently sabotaging him.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We'll go into it. That's a brand new second Date
update today. But first you always love to go over
those comments. Alexis, what's some of your favorites.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, Caitlyn said, I'm a house cleaner and I've binged
every segment while working.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I can't get enough.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Do we make you clean faster because you're angry or
slower because you want to ingest it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I don't know, or is it down there You're not
going to do a good job because you're laughing so
hard you can't see what.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're Streaks everywhere. Yeah, the counter Hey, thank you so
musing at work. You're awesome, and let's get this show started.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:00):
Some people in this country want world peace.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, that would be amazing.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
Others want affordable healthcare also the rest of us logical folks.
Speaker 9 (01:12):
God, I just want to bring t Rex back to life.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, that's not when we should be spending money on
to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You're avoiding.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
It doesn't seem like too much to ask to revive
an extinct animal from sixty five million years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It doesn't seem like there's any movies or literature that
prove that it's a bad idea.
Speaker 8 (01:31):
A new poll came out update on the It asks
thousands of Americans would you visit a real life Jurassic Park?
Speaker 10 (01:42):
Brook?
Speaker 9 (01:42):
What do you say? Would you take your kids to
j Park?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No, And not only.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That is every time I go to a zoo, which
I appreciate zoos, I know that there's a good person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I get so sad that the.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You know what is true, like.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Little Raptor is having a hard time, buddy, it's just.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Running in a circle.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yeah, I gotta admit I was a little surprised that
only twenty six percent of people said they would go Yeah,
the majority fifty six percent gave it a hard pass
and said, yeah, no thanks, I've seen the movies. It
doesn't matter. Well, well, spoiler alert, movies aren't real. Okay,
and you know what, I bet dinosaurs are actually really,
(02:22):
really nice. But freakin' Spielberg smear job them. Meet a
guy off the toilet. Now everybody thinks they're like apex killers.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, them are actually.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Predators when really they're just fluffy kids. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:37):
Have you ever met a dinosaur before?
Speaker 11 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:39):
No, No, that's right.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
You're judging them without even knowing them. Spielberg did them dirty.
Classic Hollywood fear mongering, got us judging these gentle giants
before we even know when it's sickening.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Spielberg brought us et and we're still scared of aliens, Like, yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Way does Steven Spielberg just like scare us.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Yeah, he's fear mongering like he always like to do.
Maybe that t rex was chasing that jeep to tell
it to slow down because it was driving through a
school zone. Anybody think of that.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, it's battery was getting low.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes, and when it actually hate the people, it didn't mean.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
To No, it only hit the bad ones anyway. Okay,
so let's move the hateful stigma against dinosaurs please as
we get into the shock collar question of the day
with our digital producer who promises to write something mean
and hateful on Steven Spielberg's Instagram.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
When we're done with this, do your thing.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
Today is National Cheese Day.
Speaker 12 (03:35):
Oh, it's a sacred twenty four hours where we pause
to honor the one thing that never lets us down,
processed dairy fat.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you about to ask this question with output in
a cheese plotter in front of me?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (03:48):
Well, cheese, you know, doesn't judge you for your mistakes.
Cheese doesn't try to change you into something you're not. No,
cheese loves you in wighs. Your spouse never.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
Could well.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Does that one thing?
Speaker 11 (03:59):
I like.
Speaker 12 (04:00):
That's why today I'm gonna test your knowledge of kurds
in a special cheesy or easy edition of twenty. So
you guys will say number one through twenty, I'll give
you a fun fact about cheese. You just have to
tell me if that fact is.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
Cheesy, false or easy true.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Okay, alexis cheesy or easy. We'll start with the woman
who has a restraining order against pepper Jack cheese because
those little spicy red bits. That's Alexis.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Number three.
Speaker 12 (04:33):
Alexis Mozzarella was named after a cow that could sing opera.
Is that cheesy or easyrella?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Cow doing opera?
Speaker 12 (04:46):
Talk about it?
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Imagine it because cows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
When you hear a cow, really get at it.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
It can hold a note long, like a thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Some of the best opera singers are larger.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
People, large voices, right like big bosoms.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I believe it, but it's so cute that let's just
hope it's true and say easy.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Alexis says easy, it was clearly false. Mozzarella comes from
the Italian word matzer, meaning to cut off, which was
referring to how the cheese is portioned.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
It's interesting, Alexis the fool out.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Sorry opera number eight brook. In certain cities of Wisconsin
up until the nineteen forties, there was a law that
you must carry cheese in your car during winter.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Is that cheesy or easy?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well? I come from a wintery, stormy place, and that
sounds actually like a pretty good emergency plan.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Why because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Your car gets stuck, you have to have somebody to eat,
else you die. Because emergency services can't get to you.
If it's icy roads and you spin out and you're
in a dich.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
The passenger in your car is full.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm gonna say, what's our choices?
Speaker 12 (06:08):
Oh my gosh, the one to know.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Or easy?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Those both sound like right answers.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
If no one tell her what's true or false?
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Help, Spielberg makes a terrible word.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I guess I'm going to follow Alexis's lead because I
believe this is true.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So I think I'm saying easy.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Brook says easy. That's cheesy?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
False?
Speaker 12 (06:33):
That's false? There's no law requiring cheese transport, but Wisconsin is.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Of cheese, just not that much.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Oh that was a handful.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
Three and eight are off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Let's go five.
Speaker 12 (06:45):
Five, Jose. The world's most expensive cheese is made from
female platypus milk. What is that cheesy or easy? A
lot of utter talk today.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh my gosh, I think not a flat buzz.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm never like, I can't.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Imagine in a fancy wine cheese conversation.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
They're like, have you had the North American twelve plus?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I think that this is cheesy.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
Jose says cheesy, yeah, she figured it out. Jose says, cheesy. Jose,
it is cheesy. It's actually donkey milk called puel cheese
that comes from Serbia, goes for over one thousand dollars
a pound donkey cheese, and it's mail milk.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That sounds like a wrestling move.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Very rare, Jeffrey, we're over to you. Jose's the only
one who's gotten one, right, So.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yeah, give me number eighteen, number.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Eighteen, Jeffrey. Cheese was first invented as a skincare product.
Is that cheesy or easy?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
It's like if you picture those like moisturizing masks that
a lot of people wear.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
People did that with like slices of pearl belong.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Just completely covered their Steah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's probably what it's for.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I feel like it's nineteen eighties craft singles and we're
just slapping all.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
That's probably the healthiest. I'm gonna say for sure, this
is easy, Jeffrey says, easy.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Harder than that.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
That's a cheesy fact.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Cheese was likely discovered by accident when milk was stored
in animal stomachs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh yeah, dead animals. Yeah, and then it's like I'm
gonna eat.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Yeah, Jose, it's.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Our cheese king. So he gets to choose to get
shocked in Pink Pony Club by Chapel Roane.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I gotta go with Brook for not following instructions.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm sorry, are you James and everything?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
God?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
What have you done?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're a big pony girl, Eddy dance at the club.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
It was storted.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone chap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Now, I've learned from watching spy and cop movies that
there's ways to get information out of people when they.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Room with a bright light.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yep, blow cigar smoke right into their face.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Play good cop, bad cop to try and earn their trust, yeah,
or in my experience, play bad cop even batter cops. Jeffrey, Oh, officer,
I don't know if these handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe
you should press me up against the two way mirror
and ruff me up a little bit. Tell me again
what happens to a pretty boy like me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And jail je Naughty cop and bad cop.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Best parking ticket I ever got? And you know I
may need to use some of those tactics on my
co host here. When I ask them what's on their mind?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Will they talk?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Or I have to go into super naughty cup. We're
gonna find out. Coming up right now, it's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's weird. Nobody gets upset
when pigeons spend all day eating crumbs off the floor
and pooping on public statues.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
But I do it one time and I get a citation.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I hear you, Jeff.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
There was an audience watching pigeons have more freedom of
expression right now than people do, and the only safe
place left to share how you really feel is on
this segment What's on your Mind? We're gonna start it
off with Brooke, pants on off, however you want to
do it, Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think that I have come up with a new
reality show.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Okay, I didn't even know that you liked reality.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
We're in like the thirty eighth season of Real Housewives
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, boring all not enough.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Drama's say, timeless.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Listen, I'm gonna paint a picture for you, okay, Okay,
the new season of Little League Dads. Oh, just the
Dads I'm talking more drama, more cursing, more yelling, and
full grown men past their prime coaching eight year olds
(11:12):
in full blown uniforms.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
That seems like a personal burn.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have been.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I have been assistant coaching for both my kids teams,
and the dads are the most dramatic. We had a
coach ejected over the weekend second grade baseball game.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
For god, I wouldn't want to watch that on TV.
I'm telling you this is where the drama lies.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Okay, yes, you hear everyone's soft nowadays.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
Yeah, I mean I I kind of like it, but
it's missing the sex. Appealed these coach dads to take
their shirt off and get into a hot tub. Then
then you're gonna have the eyes of all the ladies.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think you're going to see them more wrestling, like
trying to beat each other up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
On the on the mount, shirts off, shirts off.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I do need producing ideas for it, Okay, Okay, so
that's good.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Give me an this show and okay, I like it.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Well, if you guys don't know, I'm the type of
guy that I'll see an ad on Facebook and immediately
buy the product and it never turns out right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, okay, and it always takes you three months because
it comes from the other side of the world.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Take you like examples my t shirts that are too small,
Like I buy a large, but then it comes from
Indonesia and it's an Indonesian large.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I'm larger than their large. Yeah, so it doesn't fit.
Things like that. One time about a sugar free cake
for one hundred dollars. Took a bite. It was horrible
for a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hockey yeah, it says. It says horrible in the title.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Some people would give up, but you never do, audience.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You always believe one order.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Is going to come to right.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
So recently I'm trying to get healthier.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Can I see an ad for a candy that is
seventy percent less sugar, completely vegan and all natural.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
All these ingredients. So I buy a sampler.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Pack, okay, a sampler.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
And it's like gummy worms and like sour rings and
like cool things like that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I love.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Sounds good.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
So I get a package a week later, and this
bad boy is heavy. I have it.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
He's pulling it out of his bag. This is a huge.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Seven percent less sugar but seventy percent more candy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yes, and therefore hundreds and hundreds of pieces of.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Candy in this I can smell.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You can because there's so much candy. That's a good Okay,
So I didn't pay attention to the total. I'm shocked.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I go back and I'm like, it's seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I didn't realize.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Oh, if I eat two of these candies a day,
I think I will be done with it by twenty thirty.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Six, Brook will finish off that entire back of candy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I need your help one day or.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You know when you find like an easy outfhan and
you just stick with it, Okay, Yeah, Steve jobs it basically,
especially at our job, because your aud's actually seen by
somebody here, you know, are really low.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I mean we do do video almost every day, but sure.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
But they only see the upper half.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So I've been in my steeple Abercrombie green cargo pants
and white T shirt probably once a week.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Okay, and I'm confidence cute because editor actually has the
exact same outfit as me.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And then the other day I go to the gas
station after work and the girl the pump text to
me is also in the exact same outfit as.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Me actually has one because it's kind of and it's
like exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The same brand and everything, exact same pants.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I mean you gen Zers do have like uh.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
And everybody in a shop there.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And so I see the girl in the gas station,
I'm like, oh, that's funny, Like she looks cute, and
now I feel kind of like maybe it's not cute
if we're all in it, you know. And then I
go the grocery store, and then I see a girl
in the grocery store also in the exact exact same
pants and the shirt.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
You guys can form a girl's band.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
It makes me think, no, I can't wear it.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I've been on this TikTok algorithm of gen Z in
the wild and it's like girls in leather jackets and
the same jeans or.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Exactly. I want to keep wearing it.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
So if you're listening and you have on the green
Abercrombie Cargo Panda, please get rid of them.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
No, we're going to makebody else.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, I see the.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Logo for Starbucks Pumpkin Spices.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Here is going to be a girl with a white
shirt with the pants.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Yeah, So brave of you to sole ownership over a basic.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
You want to know what basic looks like?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It is me in the off.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Your mind.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
So I've had a problem with my phone for the
last like two to three weeks.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I won't stop butt dialing people.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Dude, my mom does that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
It's locked, it's password protected, and yet somehow inside my
pocket it is unlocking, opening up my contacts and dialing
random people that I don't want it to call.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, it's Jay.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
So it's not like it's calling the age.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, it's not on the top it.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
So I'll just like be walking down the street and
I'll hear a voice coming from my pants. No, I say, well.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Hello, I know, but I'm like hello, man.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
And this happens almost every single day, and I have
to pray that it butt dials somebody that I actually know,
because one of the times it facetimes some rando that
I'd met at a Mexican restaurant at two am, like
a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Of course you still have the number, ja, I.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Know they're still saved in my phone. I never got
rid of them, and they'll text me like, Jeff, why
are you calling me ten years later? Yes, And I'm
ten years ago. I don't I don't call anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But people probably start to not believe it if it
happens more than one.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
That's the thing I have to tell everybody. Sorry, it's
a butt dial, but if I dial it again, then
it looks like the butt who cried wolves.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, you coming.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Before the show. The other day, I thought something bad happened.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I called one of our engineers from like five years
ago from the radio station, and he's.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Like, I haven't worked there in five years. What's wrong?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
So I got to start deleting phone numbers out of
my phone this weekend.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
So if you guys can show.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Me how to do that, because I'm not one hundred
percent sure how it works, but text into seven eight
five nine two and you can tell us what's been
on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is
the time in the show where we stopped down and
read some texts coming in from our listeners at seven
eight five nine two.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oay.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
If you want to share your thoughts with us, go
ahead and send them in like this one. Listen to
your show every day all the way from South Africa?
Is what are we going to do a live remote
broadcast from Johannesburg.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Is elon?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Can we can just start it better?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
We can go travel there, spend some time in South.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Africa, in the world with Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Oh yeah, I can do what you're doing on the Safari.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
This one says Alexis should do more phone taps too. Oh,
we're so funny to listen to.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
And there's a rule around here.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
It's that if they're too funny, we have to space
them out.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
And that's that's the deal with.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
They yours my map, No more.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
We can't have too much laughter on this show.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I can handle it.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yes, I'm hiding all my characters I have from you,
all your pressure.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
One more text come in and is that in the
room right here that it says, listening to you all
the way here in the Philippines, over the world, send
us food, have the best food, says I started with
a TikTok and now I'm so happy you have full
show videos. I'm an official fan of everyone.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
We love hearing them.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
When people like discover us and then within a week
or two we're a part of their daily routine.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, because it starts as like a one minute clip
on TICT, you're like, wait, there's hours of every day.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
These guys are.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Good, even if it is one of Brooks child orphanage
workers who got his hands onto the phone and texted in.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Today's your mom.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
He's happy that he's able to listen to us. But
that is against the rules, and we're gonna up the
quote on those fake Louis Vuittons.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
So back to work.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Okay, We're gonna do laser stories coming up right.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Some people are just rule followers, coloring within the lines,
never rattling any feathers, saying cousins are off limits. And
then there's the people like us.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
You think cousins off limits, The revels, the risk takers,
the ones who push when the door says pull.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Take that it's stupid because we want.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
The ones who use shampoo is body wash and toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Well, wait a minute to open.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
A box and eat that silica gel packet hole without
even chewing it.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Living life on the edge.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
But sometimes rule breakers go too far when they mess
with the laws of romance and get caught cheating on
their partners and those people. They gotta be brought back
down to earth during a brand new edition of Busted.
Their stories will be shared coming up right after this Sneaky.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
Husbands, two timing lives, live.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
They thought they could get away with it, but they're about.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
To get busted.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
The film industry has the Oscars, the music industry has
the Grammys, but our show has the Cheaties, the award
for the dumbest ways people caught their exes cheating on them.
And we have several listeners ready to tell us about
their maronic, unfaithful exces, hoping to take home a Cheaty
Award today, Starting with Taylor, tell us how you busted
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your significant other.
Speaker 15 (21:12):
This was probably the most shocking thing that ever happened
to me.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dude, I love you. Tone let's get them what happened.
Speaker 15 (21:20):
So it was a few years back. I noticed this
car in my neighborhood that said then the Bride on
the back. Oh yeah yeah. It had a QR code
that you could scan for the bachelorette party. And I thought,
since it's my neighbor, why not send her twenty bucks?
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, I try to avoid all my neighbors.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
So good for you.
Speaker 15 (21:44):
We aren't super close friends or anything, but I just
wanted to be that friendly neighbor. Okay, anyway, I go
to donate and the QR code leads me to a
pit of the bride with her fiance. Yeah, who is
mo my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh god, he can't even keep it out of the
same neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
No.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Turns out he met her while jogging around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh wait, so you were the first woman and she
was a second.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
She invited him to come over for a drink and
the rest is history.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Oh my god, must have felt so awkward hitting submit
on that twenty dollars donation.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The wedding didn't happen, did it.
Speaker 15 (22:32):
Oh no, it happened, but we obviously broke up and
they're still married.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Oh forgetting Well that is I can't.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's not sweet, but it is something I would have
wanted my money back if I had ven mooed her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, no, wonder I haven't found it.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Keep gone.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
We're going to talk to Max. Tell us how you
busted jer significant other?
Speaker 16 (22:56):
So my girlfriend always had like these amazing fun snacks
at her house.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Right, Yes, girlfriend, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Then, so I loved it, like she had gushers and
string cheese and you know, like Mike Syce muffins.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Right now, that sounds like my best friend. This is
what she has survived on a little entire life.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
When you're as an adult, you can afford.
Speaker 15 (23:17):
Yes.
Speaker 17 (23:19):
So one day I'm over at her house and I'm
looking in the pantry because I got the snack he's
going on there, and I come across a lunch box
and it said Ella is not my ex's name. I
pull it out and I'm like, who's Ella? Do you
have a daughter? And she comes clean and she's like, well, no,
(23:39):
she doesn't have a kid, but her other boyfriend does.
And apparently these great snacks I've been eating are the
daughter's lunches.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Okay, oh gosh, so there was a hidden child.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
That stuff isn't very healthy for a kid to eat.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
So you're doing that child's favorite. Disagreed, she needs some
apple slices.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Okay, we got time for one more.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Here.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Let's go to Carol. Tell us how you busted your
significant other.
Speaker 18 (24:10):
Okay, so I was taking this really good looking guy
for a few months and we became exclusive, so.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
I thought, oh, how it starts.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, and we would aways hang out at my place.
But then he started telling me that he was in
like a fantasy league and sometimes he cancel plans with
me and say like, oh sorry, I have a big
night on my fantasy team and yeah, which, you know whatever,
that's normal guy stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Yeah, there's usually like a playoff where things are more
important or the.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
First it was all virtual. Why would you have to
do anything in person.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
When you don't.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Well, it's like if you're in a league.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
A lot of times guys will all get together to
watch the game to be like, okay, our teams are
going against each other.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's coming out of this game. Yeah win, let's watch
it together.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Not that I side with this cheating ahole, but.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
You're good. Excuse sorry. So he would cancel plans on you,
you said.
Speaker 18 (25:04):
Carol, yoh, And I didn't think it was much of
a red flag. But then one day I needed something
from his place, and I figured he would just like
be there watching the game.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
For his league.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah right, it makes sense.
Speaker 18 (25:15):
Yeah, well nope, I walked in on him half naked
on the couch with another woman.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Oh that's just how you watch fantasy sports?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Was it a football or was it a cheating league?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
He'd yeah, the league I think was just him and
that naked woman.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
I don't know if getting clarity on that.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Carrol.
Speaker 18 (25:36):
Honestly, that was the worst part because I confronted him,
you know, and he was just like, oh, it's he
said it was my fault.
Speaker 19 (25:43):
How yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 18 (25:45):
How was it my fault? He said, it was my
fault for assuming that he was talking about fantasy sports league.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
It's definitely your fault, like it was like a fantasy league.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Fantasy was he running?
Speaker 18 (25:58):
He said he was doing like a fantasy the date
lyster of women and you Lawns versus Brunette.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Oh wow, there's a draft?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Does he have like a sign up sheet somewhere? Because
that sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Why is Alexis rooting for the blow?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
It sounds like, Carol, you won by getting out of
that relationship.
Speaker 18 (26:21):
Agree, okay, be good.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
And hit up our textport at seven eight five nine too.
If you have a funny story about how you caught
one of your dumb exes cheating, and you could be
on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up
right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, It's almost
time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call. And if
you've ever left a note on somebody's car, whether it
be an angry one or angry one, really angry one,
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most people don't leave polite messages in that type of situation,
unless you count the woman we call today. She anonymously
left what she thought was a nice note to somebody
in her neighborhood suggesting they reap hark their car. It's
not nice because the back end of it was sticking
out into traffic, so she was just trying to be helpful.
(27:08):
You know who did see it that way? The most
passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,
and he's in your phones out right now. Hello, Well, Heidi,
ho and howdy do there? Is this the thoughtful soul
who left me that little parking note on my windshield
(27:30):
the other day?
Speaker 19 (27:35):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (27:35):
What, Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just
wanted to call and say, bless your heart and thank
you for pointing out my little fiddly wink there. Oh,
and you're right, you're right, I could be better.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little thrown.
I didn't realize that all.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Say sorry.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
And by the way, I recognized you from my ring
cam your grace right.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah, yeah. My name's Jerry. I live just down the street.
It's nice to meet you, friend.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Nice to meet you too.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Yeah. I went. Actually I took a second gander at
my park job and I thought, oh, well, paint me
purple and call me a grape.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
She's right, Yeah, just like you said.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably
what seven?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
I mean, I think it was a little bit more
than not. Sorry, I just I was worried maybe somebody
would hit your car.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of
your way to tell me to move my car.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because
it was just sticking out, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I sure.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,
since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted
to pass along a couple of little notes for you.
What do you mean, Well, like that's a real cute
brown color it shows for your house there.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
It's pretty brave.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
I wasn't trying to be brave.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
That's well, just not everyone is confident enough to say, yes,
this does look like a band aid and now it's
my home.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
This feels like more like you're trying to be rude
than don't.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Get me started on the color of your front door
so daringly unexpected. It's like flirty meets foreclosure.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful
right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,
but just.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Giving you a little bit of neighborly advice like you
gave me asking you to.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
Repark your car is different than asking me to repaint
my entire house.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
See that's where you're mistaken. I like band aids and
I have a lot of them on my body.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Okay, so then what's the issue?
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Well, no issue.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
I sure would like to give you some advice on
your landscaping though.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Got something to say about that too.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,
like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,
she'll figure it out.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond,
I'm not going to change all of the old things.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with
my bikini line. Just let it grow.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the
foundation of any emotionally robust community.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
You're not understanding I was trying to help you. Like
that's a safety hazard that you were doing. Okay, the
color of my house or what my garden looks like
is not really any of your business.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
You know what else shouldn't be my business is your
front porch.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
That's enough.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
It's got that cozy, lived in vibe. Like you just
walked away mid smoke break and never came back.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,
and it feels like you're just trying to get back
at me for something.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
So oh no, or.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Are you taking my helpful tone in a stern way,
because that's not my intention at all.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want
to play this game.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's
learning to park better thanks to you.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Okay, Uh, you've made your point. Please don't call me
ever again.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting
your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or
you might try and do a silly prank call on
you get you all riled up for no reason. No
what yeah, your husband grant he sets you up because
you're actually on the radio right now, on a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Wait what what is this a phone tap? Oh my,
that was so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Oh my god, I'm gonna yeah, your husband told us
that you left a note on somebody's car about their
crappy parking job.
Speaker 15 (31:56):
I did this dangerous parking job.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I know you're a really guy, though, when you were
insulting like you knew everything about my house, that was
so weird. And I haven't met my neighbor yet.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
I was just trying to be a good neighbor and
compare your landscaping to my perfectly trimmed bikini line.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Ew oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
I know we have a lot of male listeners out there,
and for all the ones who are single, you're about
to learn a new pickup strategy of sorts, but one
that actually works. It's creative, it's different. And when I
say it works, I mean it worked one time on
(32:46):
one and.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm guessing the person that tried to use it is
on the phone with us.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yes, the guy barely even had to say anything. Though, Ladies,
you should know after this segment airs, there's probably gonna
be hundreds of dudes doing the exact same thing to you. Okay,
I don't even mean it in.
Speaker 17 (33:06):
A bad way.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
You're gonna hear it in your brand new Second Date
update right after this Second Date Update. I know nowadays
people like to make fun of pickup lines, but the
big question is do they still work?
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I mean, shoot, it depends. Man.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
If it's clever enough and well thought out and it
makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why
not try it on one?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
On the text line for Alexis the other day and
it said are you from France?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Because madamn you fine, madamn.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Person?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
And I like that one.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more
effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity
of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on
the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Hang up, let's find out his name is Kyle. Kyle
walking to the show.
Speaker 19 (34:03):
Many thanks for having me on.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried
out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us
about how that went.
Speaker 19 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it.
Speaker 20 (34:15):
I'm at this bar with a few buddies of mind,
and you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out.
Speaker 19 (34:20):
You sort of had my eyes for a little while ago.
Speaker 20 (34:22):
We made eye contact a couple of times, but she
was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway,
at certain point, I decided I was going to head
home because I was.
Speaker 19 (34:33):
Tired and I was hungry.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?
Speaker 20 (34:39):
But I pulled up uber each because I actually lived
right by the bark. Okay, I'm going to order food
now for delivery to be delivered to my house. But
that's when I was like, you know what, I'm going
to try my move.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well also yeah, yeah, So I put.
Speaker 20 (34:56):
My order in and then I turned my phone screen
to her and I say, what do you want to eat?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yep? Nice bro oh so smart.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
I actually kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I like it, but I think the food's catting delivered
to me at the bar. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't
think the invite to your house. Well, and you have
to pay for the whole group then gets the order, right?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Are you just letting her order?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
What was the reaction?
Speaker 19 (35:21):
Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky
one hundred and fifty dollars uber.
Speaker 9 (35:28):
Yeah, what did she do?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
So?
Speaker 19 (35:31):
She has yes's my name? And I learned her name,
it's Jennifer. And then she grabs the phone and she
starts scrolling in the food.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
OK.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The way to any woman's heart is your stomach.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.
Now she's on.
Speaker 20 (35:46):
Yeah, And I tell her, I say, if you want it,
it's being delivered to my place, So you'll have to
come walk with me to grab it like.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
This because she can go, WHOA, I'm not going to
your place, and then you can simply.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll change the address to hear.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I mean, it is really risky for a woman to
go back to somebody's place with a guy.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
They've never offered a kid candy. But she tenders to
a drunk girl at a bar exactly.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
Now, I know where I've seen this before. It was
on three different Netflix crime.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
Eats Killer.
Speaker 19 (36:22):
Well, so that's the thing.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
You're right.
Speaker 19 (36:24):
I mean she was a little bit hesitant.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
But the trick and tenders are on the line, So
what is she going to say?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 20 (36:32):
She was like, wow, you're forward, and I said no,
I'm just hungry.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (36:38):
But that's when she started like interviewing me.
Speaker 20 (36:40):
Like I remember she said to meing like, okay, but
you're not a murderer.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Right, Oh yeah, because always tell you right up front.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah, there's an oath we take.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I am good question.
Speaker 8 (36:52):
You have a lady, darna.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
You know.
Speaker 19 (36:56):
Next thing, no one walking home from the bar.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Worried about this run girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I
mean you sound like a really nice guy. So it
worked out this time, because why she's not calling you back.
Someone else lured her in with chicken strips.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
Every door. Okay, how did the walk home go?
Speaker 19 (37:16):
It was great. We were talking. She was really chill.
We were connecting and we made each other laugh.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
So that's awesome.
Speaker 20 (37:23):
But anyway, we get to my plate and Sobat's guys
there with our food. Yeah for every timing, and we
sit on the front porch and we ate our meal together.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
That's actually good. I'm sure pressure to go in.
Speaker 20 (37:42):
Or yeah, I thought about inviting her inside, but I
don't know. I feared it would be kind of a
sleazy move or something. And he totally honestly, He's like,
I actually was hungry and tired.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
All right, I've actually been there.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because
I'm exhausting.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
How did you guys leave it at the end of
the night.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
So she thanked me and we hugged, and I called
her a uber to come pick her up and take
her home.
Speaker 19 (38:09):
And that was that.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh no kids, Uh.
Speaker 20 (38:12):
No, no, no, there was no kids. But it was
really I don't know, it was sweet.
Speaker 19 (38:15):
And that was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
And you haven't heard from her at all.
Speaker 20 (38:20):
Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but
it's kind of she's not responding that much, and she's
like a few words here and there.
Speaker 17 (38:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Can you get a read on like anything that gives
you a guess into what's going on?
Speaker 20 (38:34):
I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best looking guy.
Speaker 19 (38:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (38:39):
Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when
we got back to my apartment, just wanted to Yeah, girls.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Will talk to a creepye for thirty minutes for a
free vodka.
Speaker 12 (38:49):
Kran will marry a guy for ten years.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
So let's figure this out. We have a little bit
of time to kill before we reach out to Jennifer's.
So how about you put it in an Uber eats
order for all of us here.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
I'll take a.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Cheeseburger, Alexis Chicken Tenders Brooks.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu?
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Okay? Now, now the order is getting too big and
you're getting really specific with the stuff. A salad too much, Kyle,
forget it. Okay, just get the cheeseburger.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
We'll come back.
Speaker 8 (39:20):
We'll do your second date update.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Sign Rich.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Second date update. Did we just hear the pickup line
of the year.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went
out to a bar recently, went up to a very
pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber
eats app up, and said, what do you want to order?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
What's even more amazing is he got her to leave
with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
That is like an impossible feat.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (39:59):
She was skeptical, but next thing you know, she was
eating chicken tenders with him on his front porch at
his place. So that is a success. It's one win,
and we want to double it up today. Let's go
for two, two victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
I'm with you?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Okay, Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I don't fake that kind of excitement.
Speaker 19 (40:24):
I don't want to lead the revolution.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Just one another date, Okay, we'll charge in for you.
My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though, so I am getting
a little bit irritated, a little angry.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
And I'm hoping.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, that's if you have to pause mid y any
et a on that uber eat.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Okay, we hear a knock at the studio door. We
all need to pause.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
All right, this is important, but first let's dial Jennifer.
We'll see if she answers and try and get you
another date.
Speaker 9 (40:54):
But here we go.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer?
Speaker 14 (41:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (41:07):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Hey, Jennifer bringing the world together one chicken strip.
Speaker 18 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's
Brook's personal tagliney heal in the world. Jeff Yeah, So
how you doing.
Speaker 14 (41:28):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Probably confused.
Speaker 8 (41:30):
Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing
a segment with you here. It's called second Date Update.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has
asked us to get a hold.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Of you, a guy named Kyle.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh do you remember Kyle.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
You guys hung out the other night at like.
Speaker 9 (41:52):
At a bar.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I think it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (41:55):
A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had
some chicken tenders with him, him on his front porch.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Oh yeah, oh god, Okay, so maybe someone was more
drunk than kind.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
Of Yeah, okay, do you remember eating chicken strips?
Speaker 13 (42:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
I remember.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and
he told us all about it. We're just trying to
hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see
how you felt about it.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
Well, particularly what would really help is if there was
anything that went wrong for you.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in him, because.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
He's been trying to get a hold of you for
the last two weeks.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
He said, he's been having a hard time.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was
it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Some of my food that I ordered, Like I know
he was offering.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
But wait, we don't know that part of the story.
All we heard is that he ordered something and he
let you order chicken tenders.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
And you went back to his place and you ate him.
Speaker 14 (42:59):
No, but he missed the part where when we got
the food, he was like, let's put the food down
in the middle of the steps, like family style, And
I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,
so he He ended up eating all of his food
and basically half of mine, and that was kind of
a turn off for me.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, you did want to share your chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I mean, that's just a really shaable meal.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I understand why he would assume that it's a shared plate.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
Well, that wasn't my expectation.
Speaker 14 (43:34):
He just kind of said, whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's
food to make sure it's not poisoned.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 9 (43:44):
Yes, it could have been protecting you.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
I don't think that that's the reason.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have two.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Different styles, right, you just met.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You don't know, like some people love to share food,
some people don't.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
I don't ever care.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm sure if you would have told him then he
would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Did you let him know?
Speaker 14 (44:04):
No, But there was another issue that bothered me too.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
Okay, besides the family style meal.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Let me guess you took a sip of your water?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What was it?
Speaker 14 (44:15):
I mean he kept talking about how he's not into
the casual dating scene and he wants to have something
really serious and wants to find his soulmate.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Drunken like club night. That's not the deep talk he
probably thought.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
He said he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
He said he wasn't that.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Drunk drunk as he usually dude.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
And I'm sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of
people's mouth.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Oh god, Okay, so you see how that was a
little turned off.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's just one moment. Like,
at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a
one night stand exactly.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
So forget about that moment and let's focus on a
happier this one where I tell you that he's on
the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
That's a nice moment.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
You didn't say anything that bad.
Speaker 9 (45:12):
You know, you're fine, Kyle?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Are you there?
Speaker 19 (45:15):
I'm here?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
What up?
Speaker 8 (45:16):
Man? Hey, Kyle, I feel it.
Speaker 9 (45:19):
Talk to Jennifer.
Speaker 19 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (45:21):
I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.
I mean, you didn't say no when I asked if
we could share.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh oh, you did ask I.
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Mean, what was I supposed to say?
Speaker 15 (45:36):
You were the one who ordered the food.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I kind of see your point.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Though it feels rude to say no, you can't have
any of.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
The thing you paid for.
Speaker 14 (45:45):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept
eating the food like you kept eating more and more.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I see both sides on this, because when my husband
takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I'm like, just eat it one at a time.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
You're giving me anxiety. It's all going to be gone. Yeah,
you got to read the room. If they're not touching
your side, that's yeah.
Speaker 8 (46:06):
I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it,
but can you see where she is coming from how
it bothered her?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (46:13):
I thought you were giving me the green light. You
were smiling at me. You eat like a bird, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (46:19):
I ate like a bird because you had all the food.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Left.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a
hungry tiger's cage.
Speaker 13 (46:28):
You know.
Speaker 20 (46:29):
The reason why you didn't call me back and why
you wouldn't really answer my messages is because you saw
that I only tipped the dollar What wait, why.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
Would you only tip a dollar fill on.
Speaker 9 (46:41):
The receipt for the Uber eats.
Speaker 19 (46:44):
Yeah, we met the uber eats guy. He was waiting
for us there and then and then he was looking
at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us
about that.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
I had no idea until right now.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Depends, did you Is it an accident that only one
dollar thing?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
No, he explained, remember look at him funny.
Speaker 19 (47:12):
Yeah, that's all it took.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
The driver waited for you with the food.
Speaker 8 (47:14):
Too, Yeah, probably expecting a bump.
Speaker 9 (47:17):
And tip afterwards.
Speaker 19 (47:19):
I didn't order to have food. A dollar is like
it's like almost ten percent.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Anyway, dude, two orders out of Uber eats, no matter
where you get it is at least thirty bucks.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8 (47:32):
It's not looking great for you right now. That's just
my opinion. But uh, who knows. Maybe bad tipping could
be a turn on to Jennifer.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Jennifer, oh good with his money.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
What do you think about someone who likes to save?
Speaker 14 (47:44):
It's definitely not a turn on.
Speaker 19 (47:46):
I can tell you that, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (47:49):
I mean, do you have any last words here before
I asked the question?
Speaker 20 (47:53):
Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way
home like you thought I was going to deserves.
Speaker 9 (47:59):
That's something thing.
Speaker 8 (48:00):
And look, Jennifer, with the grace of not being killed
that night, I'm going to ask you if you would
like to go out with Kyle one more time.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
That's how low the bar is.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer
to pay for the tip on your dates. Yeah, I'm
not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover with
with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe, if you
agree to see him one more.
Speaker 14 (48:27):
Time, I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to
another human being like him, Like I just can't.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
Wow, I think that's jeff Okay, Yeah, we're gonna read
between the lines, yeah and say that's a negatory.
Speaker 19 (48:42):
I've got my where he's open right now. Are you sure?
Because you can order something.
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Let me one.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Kyle.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
You'll probably eat half of it anyway.
Speaker 8 (48:52):
It's not wrong at Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not
arrived yet.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Are you eating it right now?
Speaker 1 (48:56):
No, that's because he's been blackballed from the app because
of his tipping.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Kyle looking Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
In the morning.
Speaker 8 (49:03):
Okay, I'm going down my checklist here, eats half of
everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his
mouth while talking about finding a soulmate, takes one dollar
or less on food deliveries.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
That's not funny, and refuses.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
To murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Shocking and won't murder you totally.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
I'm blaming the room on this one for not pulling
through and getting another date.
Speaker 9 (49:34):
Should have been a layup with this guy, I say.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Out of all of them, you weren't on his side
as much as I thought you'd be. You know, I
thought you'd stand up for a more. You told him
in the middle like this is going south.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy
in the room. That's my role, and he was trying
to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not
to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Said, So there's no way he's getting any orders.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
I don't forgive a lot of people don't know this.
Our entire show, by the way, and all of our
second dates are up available on YouTube if you want
to listen, go there, search Brook and Jeffrey and somebody
order me a damn cheeseburger because you won't.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Order it yourself. This is just like when I get
us lunch, where's my burger?
Speaker 13 (50:19):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (50:22):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's only
one sporting event that's bigger than the World's Cup, more
intense than the Super Bowl, with more expletives than Brooke
at our children's softball games. Possibly again, it's the Scripts
National Spelling.
Speaker 9 (50:43):
Just happened the other day and.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
The winner was thirteen year old Faizan Zaki from plain
O Tech.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Last year put a bunch of money on that kid.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
He won after correctly spelling the word cl which I
would totally have Alexis spell right now, but it's just
so easy.
Speaker 9 (51:06):
I don't even want to waste our listeners time a
real challenge instead.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
A recent study found the most problematic words for Americans
to spell.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
This is going to be embarrassing when we're comparing it
to the Script's national.
Speaker 8 (51:21):
Words that everybody should know how to spell, but for
some reason can't. Like number five through it's not spelled like.
Speaker 9 (51:30):
Drive through though with like t h r U it's
t h r o.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
U g H. Sometimes you add your own there and
it's thorough.
Speaker 9 (51:40):
The number four is believe people mixing up the.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I in the E in the center. Do we have
to put those letters together?
Speaker 8 (51:48):
Number three necessary? Is it two c's?
Speaker 9 (51:51):
Is it to s?
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Both of both?
Speaker 8 (51:54):
I don't think it's necessary for me to tell you
the way to spell it. Number two is separate, Oh,
because yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
I think it's a yeah sat by right.
Speaker 8 (52:07):
Such a violent word. I don't know why you'd even
want to spell it. And the number one word Americans
struggle to spell correctly.
Speaker 9 (52:14):
You got to be Definitely is the word definitely?
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, defiantly.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
I'll tell you this, You definitely don't have to know
how to spell. To listen to Laser Stories, and that's
coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's
combining two of the great footwear brands, Crocs and Healey's,
to make a new shoe called Kreelies Crocs with wheels,
(52:41):
the ugliest way to flee a terrible date fast, all
thanks to Laser Stories. The second where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except
we've got a laser and those other foot finders just don't.
This first laser story is out of Utah. You ever
lived with someone who did a really lousy job with
the dishes, It's more annoying than not doing the dishes
(53:03):
in the first place.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Because you gonna do it again.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I live with two of them and they're under the
age of.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Ten, but it's probably not worth going to jail over.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Well, say that I can arrest.
Speaker 8 (53:12):
Them because a twenty three year old woman named Miranda
Lapruit got into a heated argument with her roommate over
dirty plates not being washed. Police say Miranda asked her
roommate if she'd do the dishes since they were in
the sink for the last six days and it was
her turn.
Speaker 9 (53:28):
But the answer that she got back was maybe later.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh after six days, they're probably moldy.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
So Miranda then flew into a rage through her roommate's
closed bedroom door and made her fall to the ground. Okay,
she then kicked her, grabbed her by the hair and neck,
and strangled her to the point where she couldn't breathe
for five seconds.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
There'd be a better way to solve roommate problems than that.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
Luckily, the cops were called by a neighbor and everything
turned out all right. Her roommate did not suffer any
serious injuries, and Miranda was charged with aggravated assault.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, that's an awkward night when she gets back from
the police department.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Yeah, unclear who's going to be doing the dishes while
Miranda is locked up, because it still is Miranda's turned.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
I think that this is a case where they just
need to move to paper plates.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
Yeah, that's the only good choice. Bro This next laser
story is out of Asia. A Chinese newspaper called Beijing
Youth Daily did a story on how young people in
China are paying five dollars a day to pretend that
they have a job. Wait why, Yeah, here's the idea
(54:42):
behind it. You go to a shared office, but you
don't do any actual work. It's all a ruse, so
you don't have to tell your friends and family that
you're unemployed right now.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
So wait, you're using your unemployed time to go into
an office and sit at a desk.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
That is the first idea possible.
Speaker 8 (54:59):
Well, it's some less embarrassing than having your family and
your friends think you don't have a job.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yes, Jeff, like, go live your life.
Speaker 8 (55:08):
Yeah, but your parents don't want that for you, Broka,
They want you to have a job.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Maybe you're twenty three and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
Now I will say there are some people in the
office who actually freelance and need coworking space, But for
the ones there who don't, they're paying for a desk,
Wi Fi, coffee and theatrics, meaning you'll get assigned fake tasks.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Do you say that they fake type?
Speaker 8 (55:30):
Sure, video, and if anyone asked what you did at
work that day, you can show them a bunch of
emails and say, oh, they put me on this big project,
so I'm buried under paper.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Doing an Excel spreadsheet of what I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:43):
Maybe the best part is you can pay ten bucks
extra to have a fight with your fake boss, so
you VENMO the people in the back room along with
your computer number, and then shortly afterwards, a man in
a suit and tie will walk over to your desk
and let you have it for missing a deadline.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
So it looks real to the other people who are
actually working in the office too.
Speaker 13 (56:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (56:04):
One woman who's been doing it for months said it's
cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day, and
it's kind of fun at home.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Hopefully, They're using their time there to apply for other times.
Speaker 6 (56:18):
That's what I'm saying, Like sleep, go bly jobs and
go back home and go sleep again.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
Sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
You always have options. This next Lazer stories out of
the Love Lost. Six years ago, Tinder pranked us within
April Fools about adding a height verification feature to bring
honesty back to dating. That hasn't happened, But now they
are testing a feature to allow people to.
Speaker 9 (56:44):
Filter by height.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
So they aren't enforcing what height you report yourself, but
they are allowing women to filter out shorten.
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Menna even more. Now wait a minute, worse.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, why separately every male is six foot two or
higher six nine.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
Some people are up in short arms over this, but
this isn't groundbreaking territory hinge already let's paid users filter
people by heights, so there is precedence for it. But
naturally some people are complaining about it. One person on
social media said, just as for all the short.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Kings, I agree. I think the short guys they work
the hardest. Come on.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Another said, it's so hypocritical that men are demonized for
having preferences, but it's okay for women. Imagine if Tinder
added a weight filter.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Oh yeah, yikes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
I mean I do feel like there's not going to
be any medium hype people soon. Like all the tall
people are breeding with tall people, and all the short
people are bringing with short people, and soon.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
It's either going to be four foot two or.
Speaker 9 (57:57):
Yeah, that's next.
Speaker 8 (57:58):
The stories out of pet tope day. New study found
owning a pet costs way more than most people think,
and the price tag keeps going up.
Speaker 6 (58:08):
Oh man, yes, I feel like I've spent so much
on outfits.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Dude, we got a rescue dog thinking oh, this is
the cheaper route to go, I mean, and we wanted
to rescue the dog. But yeah, no, no, two thousand
dollars in bills later and the caviar.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (58:22):
That's people were asked how much they think it costs
to care for a cat or dog for a decade.
For cats, the average answer was five thousand, seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (58:31):
For dogs around eight grand.
Speaker 8 (58:33):
But those food, oh I.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
Think it healthy. Yeah, they sound bad if you think
about the head.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
I think we've spent more on I mean, my dog's
thirteen though.
Speaker 15 (58:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:42):
So those were the guesses, but the real numbers are
more like five times that caring for a cat now
costs anywhere from thirty to forty seven thousand dollars over
the course of their life.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
That can't be And I mean they're dental bill alone
as thousands.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
For dogs it's between a dentist. For dogs it's.
Speaker 9 (59:02):
Between fifty and sixty k Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
Now I want to set with a retainer.
Speaker 8 (59:07):
Yeah, it does depend on the type of food you buy,
whether you get lucky with your vet bills, and how
much you spoil them. Yeah, but it's undeniable. The cost
for dogs has gone up about twelve percent in just
the past three years, I mean, and nineteen percent for cats.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
I want to argue it. But we get our dog
acupuncture once, you're just as bad.
Speaker 8 (59:29):
So does this mean we're poised to start living pet free?
Speaker 9 (59:33):
Don't count on it.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
More than seventy five percent of pet owners said they
think of their dog or cat as a family member
or a best friend, or even as their child.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
Looks like, we signed our dog off for hang gladding.
Speaker 8 (59:44):
Yes, yeah, and that goes for all animals, especially the
ones on this show.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
Yeah, we are this guy.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Right here talking about the shell.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
He costs about four grand a years. Oh, twenty dollars
in lettuce and three nine eighty dollars in off brand
baby oil from Amazon. Wow, he doesn't even have prime,
but he just has to overnight it all.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
That's okay.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Show That sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day.
Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Today's player has a name that sounds like a discontinued
soft drink from the nineteen nineties. Oh and I'm not
making it up. Her actual name is Crystal Light.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
That's not discontinued. That stuff is still going strong.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Jeff all right, you could absolutely still buy Crystal Light
at the store.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, in Brazil or wherever, this is still legal. Crystal
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
Hi, thank you.
Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
It's actually white, not like, oh.
Speaker 18 (01:00:56):
Yeah, but I've heard that before.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, got it to the peak lemonade being my
favorite crystal like flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Go Hiking. Oh wow, flavor water.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Is crystal white?
Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Like a symbolic family deep rooted name or No, I.
Speaker 15 (01:01:12):
Think my mom was just kind of a hippie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, it's definitely an eighties babies name. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
No, actually I'm a nineties, baby.
Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
Face Brook get.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Out of here. Brooks leaving the studio and we can
go over the rules real quick, Crystal, that is true. Yeah,
you got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
Good luck?
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Your time starts now. Today is National Cheese Day. What's
the top selling cheese variety in the US?
Speaker 17 (01:01:47):
Shudder?
Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Mars is the red planet?
Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
But which planet in our solar system is nicknamed the
blue planet? Soturn?
Speaker 15 (01:01:54):
No, I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
What is the national animal of China? Which Charles Dickens
novel begins with It was the best of times, It.
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
Was the worst of times.
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Movie Baseball calls it the World Series, But what is
the NBA called their championship series?
Speaker 19 (01:02:14):
Eh? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
I respected Crystal. Well done.
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Brook's going to come back into the studio here, and
it says on my screen or Crystal is planning on
visiting Amsterdam this summer, then training over to Belgium and
attending a music festival called Tomorrowland. I'm sure there's no
illegal substances there, right, Crystal.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Oh I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Hey, you know the steps you took, Dare.
Speaker 13 (01:02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
If you see any drugs in Amsterdam, you report it
to the police.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
You tell those just point them out.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Those people over there were were smoking things I don't smell.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
That didn't smell, right off.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Americans are always so cool at these things. Yeah, that
makes sense.
Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
You have to take their drugs and do it for
them so that they don't do it themselves.
Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
You Yeah, good, Crystal.
Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Thank you for being the police force of the Amsterdam
music festivals. That's why I'm going really good.
Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Europe needs you now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Your time starts now. Today's National Cheese Day. What's the
top selling cheese variety in the useddar Mark Mars is
the Red planet? But which planet in aerosolar system is
nicknamed the Blue planet? What is the national animal of China?
Which Charles Dickens novel begins with It was the best
(01:03:37):
of times, it was the worst of times. Two Cities
Baseball calls it the World Series. But what does the
NBA called their championship series?
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
THEBA Madness Championship Basketball?
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Squeaky shoes on floor, tall people going at it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Husband's going to be really disappointed. Let's go to the
scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
You have elbows and you have knees, so touch them.
Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Sorry, Arnold, Crystal White, you got one correct day and bru.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yes, we need to get the answers. Is it the
NBA Showdown?
Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Is it the Once you hear.
Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
It, you'll be like, oh yeah, let's go over these
National Cheese Day. Top selling cheese variety in the US
is mozzarella, mostly because it's used on pizzas.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
And string cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:04:40):
Wars is the Red planet, The blue planet is Earth.
Come on, guys, with the oceans and the water. I'll
watch it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Dave Attenborough Planet.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
National animal of China is the panda. Giant panda to
be specific. Charles Dickens novel that begins with it was
the Best of Times, It was the worst to times
was Tale of Two Cities. Baseball calls it the World Series.
NBA Championship is called the NBA Finals.
Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I think I had a lot better ideas for Brandon.
I should talk to their marketing team of.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
The ball should absolutely call it so.
Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Crystal wasn't quite enough today. But just for playing, we
are going to give you a pair of tickets to
see the Seattle Mariners take on the Cleveland Guardians on
June fifteenth.
Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
A team of the barm yy.
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
They're so fun to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah, well kind of yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Time sometimes come back and play against Serry Crystal. We're
gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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