FULL SHOW: Brooke’s Son’s Stepdad?, Jeff’s House Thief + Spider Man Kiss Date (6/18/25)

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 18th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the Brand News Show. We got a
full hour for you today.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, and I feel like
my son's gonna take over the show soon.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh he has come in for a day, dude.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
He is absolutely annihilating us in our family, roasting us,
and you're gonna hear all about it and what's on
your mind today. We also got a brand new second date,
we got a busted we got a lot of fun
ahead of us.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
But firstly, what do you got for comments?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Alexis Sammy sweet said, I listen to you guys almost
every time you upload and your break such a smile
to my face. Even my cats joined in to listen as.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
The cat's favorite laser stories because.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Of the pen.

Speaker 7 (00:37):
Yeah, the pens.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
In the house today, So Chat will be happy. All right,
it's your brand new podcast. It starts now.

Speaker 8 (00:49):
I need to do a real quick survey of the room.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I just
have to ask, what is chat gpt to you? Is
in a really smart computer? Be your new best friend?
Or see God?

Speaker 9 (01:08):
It's not that well, I ask.

Speaker 8 (01:10):
Because, according to a new study, a growing number of
people online about twenty seven percent are starting to believe
AI is actually the word of the Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh that.

Speaker 8 (01:28):
Is, it knows that we're talking about it, and I'm
not making this up. People think they're actually unlocking the secrets.

Speaker 9 (01:37):
Of the universe through chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is not good.

Speaker 9 (01:41):
Well it makes sense, does it?

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Only an all knowing higher entity could answer a question
like what food dishes can I make with these leftover
ingredients and fifteen recipe options in five seconds? I mean fat,
the Lord doth commended me to make this buffle low shrimp.

Speaker 9 (02:00):
Let us wrap what.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Cream castle for everyone?

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Oh it knew. One person even said. My prediction is
within two years this will turn into an official church
with clergy and organized services online where people come and
gather to listen to the word of chat GPT.

Speaker 10 (02:21):
Even as chat GPT is like everyone, I'm telling you
I am not God, They're like, he's such a humble God,
give him money.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
I literally asked chat GPT.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
I put it in. I said, would you want humans
to worship you and treat your words like holy gospel?
And it responded absolutely not, my son, I don't want
to be worshiped. Honestly, I'd be a terrible deity. I
get things wrong all the time. I don't have consciousness
or emotions. I can't even taste pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
How could it be God? If you can't taste pizza?

Speaker 8 (02:59):
Is smart place, but the rest is so humble, so
self aware. I'm a believer, and I'm willing to shock
myself in the name of the Lord cat gpt all,
great spirit of binary, speak through our digital producer and
give us a question worthy of thy glory.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Amen, zero zero, one.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
One, Amen, everybody. The days are getting longer, the weather's
getting hotter, and Brooks all organic dirt sented deodorant is
getting even stickier. How you know Summer's almost here? It's
actually just in time to celebrate International Picnic Day. It's

(03:45):
where we haul a giant woven basketfull of carbs and
mayonnaise based salads and the great outdoors and.

Speaker 10 (03:51):
We eat on the floor like dogs, like potato salad
or maxilla.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
What are America's favorite picnic foods? You'll have to tell
me during a special What's in the wicker edition of
plenty of twenty? Now I have a list of America's
top twenty favorite picnic foods that we love to pack
for a family outing. You just got to name one
of them to stay in the game. Now, there's no

(04:18):
drinks on this list, no lemonades, no iced teas, but
sweet treats and side dishes are fair game. We'll start
with the woman who we always request never bring any
homemade food dishes to our picnics. Yep, that's Alexis.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You're lost.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Please buy it from somewhere.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Alexi's Top twenty favorite picnic foods by Americans.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, I just had a picnic recently and we didn't
shark cootery style, And it's like, do I go with
the crackers and cheese or do I go with the
grapes and watermelon?

Speaker 8 (04:47):
We have white girl picnics.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'll just stick with I guess I'll go the base
of it. Then crackers, you do it?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, crackers.

Speaker 10 (04:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
For a its number nine on the lists and crackers
number get Yeah, Brook, how about.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
You there together?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I was gonna go with watermelon, was my first thought.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Interesting cheating off of Alexis.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, but I didn't say it out loud.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
You didn't say it?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, watermelon?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:20):
It's number seven on my own.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
You're welcome Brooke.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Okay, two points for you. What would you like to
guess on the picnic list?

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Polite?

Speaker 11 (05:29):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (05:30):
I always think it's really exciting when you pick a dip.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh, I love a good what I mean because the chips.

Speaker 10 (05:36):
Can go into their I'm just going with the safest dip,
the one that every household is made in the world,
and that is the onion dip.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh I think, well, now I don't.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Know onion dip. Sorry, oh good, I'm sorry. I can't
give you a onion dip. Jeffrey were over to you.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
I remember when I was ten years old, we would
do day picnics out to Catalina Island with the family
and oh yeah, and I would throw a tantrum if
our housekeeper, Lucy didn't bring this item for us.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
So, Jake, give me Rice Crispy Treats please.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I just rolled my eyes so hard. I think I
have a concussion. Yeah, Rice Krispy Treats. It's number twenty
on the list.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
It's one of the sweet.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Treats we have down here.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I had another.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Lucy never forgot.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
After that, it's your turn.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm going to go back to what you said an
intrance A macaroni salad, O mac salad.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Garni salad not one of the salads I'm looking for.
Alexis down two. We have Brook and Jeffery left. We're
talking about the top twenty most favorite picnic foods of Americans.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Potato salad.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Potato salad, yes, number three, Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
To stay in the game, we packed antipasto skewers. Give
me anti pasto skewers.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Anti pasta strewers. It's number seventeen.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
Classy picnics.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
How to do it the right Wayok?

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Please say a normal answer.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
But that is normal.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So when we would go on a picnic, we would
stop and get fried chicken on the way.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Does that count fried chicken?

Speaker 12 (07:17):
Fried chicken is number two on the popular Greasy Crispy Jeffrey,
I'm going the opposite of fried chicken.

Speaker 13 (07:28):
Give me many kiches for the wind.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
I don't know that's how you took me. Brook, Please,
for the love of God, say something.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I hate it. I'm gonna say a big sandwich.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Sandwich number one. The last three guesses has gotten three
towo and number one.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I kept forgetting about the entree part.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Jeffrey. It's down to you. If you get this wrong,
the game is over.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Yes, just to get a little bit of a healthy
option in there, I'm gonna go with asparagus wedges. Please,
that's an improper cut of that food.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Asparagus wedges. No justice, Thanks, Judge.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
Lucy did magic.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
I don't know how she did.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Brook has won today's edition of twenty Here's some things
you guys missed. Pasta salad, deviled eggs, fruit salad. Generically,
I would have taken chips and dip like salsa. Veggie
sticks and hummus was the other dip that I was
looking for. Coleslaw maybe the worst thing that's ever existed,
the pinwheel sandwich, corn on the cob, baked beans, pickles,

(08:47):
cookies and brownies, wraps up on.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Jeff is getting shocked for many cases.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Jealous of picnic days.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I actually do it for Lucy.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
I see how it is. So I'm gonna get shocked
while singing Coke Como by the Beach Boys.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
One of your favorite places.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
To Aruba, Jamaica. I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama.
Come Brandy, Mama Qui Largo Montego Baby, Why don't we
go down to Coca That was your shock collar question

(09:25):
of the day. We got your phone tap coming up
in just a few minutes, Brook.

Speaker 14 (09:28):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Did you know scientists found the average person tells four
lies a day.

Speaker 9 (09:37):
Really, that's it, only four?

Speaker 8 (09:42):
God, I told four lies to people just walking into
the building this morning.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
If you're in a good mood, what it was.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
Among other things?

Speaker 8 (09:50):
So great, Now I'm out of lies for the entire day.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's only truth.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
From now on the next segment, I have to tell
the full truth of what I'm actual thinking during a
brain nerve. What's on your mind? Brace yourself? Coming up
right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And
if you think you're having a rough day, remember somewhere
out there, Mario is taking shrooms so he can climb

(10:16):
down a sewer pipe and stomp some gutter turtles to
win his kidnapped girlfriend back and dying hundreds of times
doing it.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it's and he's got to do with his brother.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Oh God, So please, let's all try to be grateful
during what's on your mind? Remember, look how good our
lives are in comparison. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook,
what's on your mind.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, our son, who's eight years old, has officially entered
his roasting stage. And that's all he's doing now islessly yeah,
get it. Honestly, he's so good at it, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
That's what you say.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Father's Day.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
We're on a walk and we like being this little
happy family, and I say to the kids like, oh,
you know, you're never gonna have a dad who loves
you as much as your dad, you know, And Michael's
kind of feeling proud, and all their turns and goes yeah,
until we get a stepdad.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Who apparently he knows something that's going on.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Michael's like, whoa, he goes, do we even know what
that means?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
He does yo, he goes.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, it means you're gonna die.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
But you know, there's a lot of other options to
getting the stepdad, but we're not going to go into it.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
But that's the way that he has his fingers crossed.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
It helps that.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Then my birthday is the next day and the kids
face tied me at work and.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
They're singing to me, and then.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Older goes, yeah, you look pretty good for fifty six.

Speaker 11 (11:52):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Who again, that hurt?

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Is he just listening to the show.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Isn't getting it from I.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
He's getting it from us.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm like, how are you eh at the age of eight.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I said, you get him in a stand up comedy.
Let him open.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's funnier than us here.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
Roast. We know who's going to be on the days.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'll invite him next week for What's on your mind?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, it'll be summer break and it'll just be all
there's moments.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
All of us jose mind.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
Well, speaking of comedians, I had a comedy show recently. Hey,
I love for him to open. He just roast me
for five minuts. So I wanted to get there extra
early because the club that I was going through this time,
I'd never been to that building before. So I show
up and I see a car in front of me
pulling into the garage.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I follow the car, and that's where the weirdness starts.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
All right after I park, I get out, I can't
find a place to pay anywhere. Okay, So then I
go to the elevators to go to like the main area,
and the elevators are locked.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (12:56):
So then I find a stairwell and that takes me
to level one and as I'm opening this door. There's
a tiny sign that says do not open, emergency alarm
will sound. But it's a small sign, and I'm already like, yeah, yeah,
it's any way bigger if this was true.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
And the blaring of the.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
Century, and it wasn't just like one alarm, it was
the entire buildings of alarms. And I turn around and
I start thinking more. I see the main area and
that's when it clicks. It's a leasing office. This is
a residential garage.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, you just followed someone into their park. Okay, this.

Speaker 10 (13:40):
Is not like the post of park. I followed someone
into a residential building.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You're not doing a living room show.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
No. I go back and the gate is shut, like
you have to have over again.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Now your is locked in.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
So I'm locked in.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
So now I go to the leasing office while the
alarms are also they're running around like someone did some thing,
And I'm like, hey, can you guys help.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Me get my car out?

Speaker 8 (14:03):
Do I have to rent like a unit here for
a month get a key to get out?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I will almost a parking hack, alexis what's been on
your mind? So the other day was Brooks birthday and
in the morning you know. I get here and Ashton
and I go to put like a card and coffee
on her desk, which is so.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Sweet, thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
And that's what I noticed though, how dirty Brooks desk
is Okay, disgusting.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
There are crumbs everywhere, and I mean like in the keyboard,
in any corner of the desk, possible crumbs. We noticed
green paint, which I assume is from her being Shrek
last year of Halloween. Oh yeah, I had to mix
a lot of extra face paint.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And I don't like this is a way because what
if I pinted again.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Paint exactly if there's been where she does her ma
make up that area makeup stains everywhere like once a month.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
And I told the mouse and it was sticky at
one point it was that's.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Only because the little scroller thing came off.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
The little scroller ball.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, it was just shocked for how clean I thought
Brooke was.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
So you offered to clean it for her birthday off.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
No, I actually did take a white and I wiped
it down because I thought I need the car and cock.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
You can't notice because it's so dirty. The white was brown.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And your desk is still I just.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Like, I feel like you set the car down and
just caught on fire.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I think we did to hire a professional cleaner for
Brooks desk area the office.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Maybe I was going to say thank you for my
birthday gifts, but I've changed my mind to like wash
my hands after the time.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
To everyone's on your bike.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
I've told you all many times that I live out
in the sticks, out in the wilderness, in a house
with zero cell service. But things take longer to get
done out there. They just they do because I'm just
from everything.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, things are slower when you're out in the woods.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
And recently the most maddening thing happened where I got
home from work and the garbage people who come like
once every two weeks or something, they had taken my garbage.
But where's my can?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
They took it?

Speaker 9 (16:17):
The garbage can was missing.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Oh did it blow down the street?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
That happens sometimes, like if it's a windy day.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
Mine was the only one missing out of like the
big line of cans that were there.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Not sure who took it or why.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And I'm not cheap to replace. No, you have to
call the city in pay.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
And the neighbors haven't seen it. I had to go
on the app next door and ask have you seen
my garbage can with the picture of a generic cant door.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Pretty pathetic, I know. So then I call the city.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
They say it's going to be six to eight weeks
before they can get me a new garbage can. They're
that backed up, I guess. So now every day when
I come to work, I am dropping garbage off here in.

Speaker 14 (17:00):
Brook's desk.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
Because I'm not putting it in the dumpster outside. I
can't reach that.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
I'm just piecing it.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Out throughout all the little garbage cans all throughout the building,
carrying like wrappers in my pocket, my old tupperware. I'll
scrape the food into like the breakroom trash, like the opposite.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Of a raccoon.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah, I'm just piling it up. But I've been reduced
to this because someone nabbed my trash can and it's
not okay. If you've seen my garbage can, text in
to seven eight, five nine two, I know it's out
there somewhere, and also text in tell us what's been
on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and we've got a lot of people texting in At

(17:39):
seven eight, five, nine two. Some of them are coming
up with new taglines for our morning show, like this,
one says Brook and Jeffrey the number one morning show
for people who fall asleep at the wheel laugh emoji.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Do we make them false?

Speaker 7 (17:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
A lot of people say that they listen to us
when they sleep there.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, it seems so jarring to like, Yeah, I feel
like we're a.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Sooth I'm down to get into the sleep aid business
if we're going to make some money off.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
Of it's actually a great idea.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
Another text says, hey, guys, my name is Javier and
I'm tuning in from Puerto Rico. I started listening to
the second Date Update segment because it popped up on
my Facebook feed one day and.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
I got immediately hooked.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
So I looked you guys up on Apple Podcasts, subscribed,
and I've been listening every day for like three months now.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
You guys are hilarious.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
It must be like a language barrier or something. He
misspelled horrible at the apologies, Javier Lociento. Yeah, I appreciate
you listen.

Speaker 15 (18:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Another text says, please let Jose know that I would
totally freak out if I saw him on my plane.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Because of the story the other day when I saw
the people, somebody else tell me, like, I promise, I'd
freak out.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
I thought you would freak out because you violated the
restraining order.

Speaker 10 (18:54):
It could because she really likes you.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Equal it's hard to read meaning in text.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, a lot of times. But that's what's on people's
minds right now.

Speaker 14 (19:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
Hi, my name is Jeff, Jeff je everybody needs to
say Hi. Jeff and Unison, Hi, my name is Jeff.
And I'm addicted to hearing stories about dumb cheaters get.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Caught a specific addiction.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
I'm proud to say I've gone one whole week without
hearing about a single sleezebag boyfriend stupid his girlfriend's yoga
instructor in the back of his landscaping. Thank you, they
were stupid. But I will say, sometimes it's just hard

(19:46):
to resist the juicy drama, the stupid lies, the woman
coming home early from work, never suspecting what she's about
to walk in on when she opens that pantry door.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You can't keep yourself from doing it.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Oh God, I think I want to listen to one
just one batch of dumb cheater stories from the exes
who brought receipts.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's going to be more than one, Jeff.

Speaker 9 (20:10):
Then after this, I will quit cold Turkey.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
I swear one more brand new Busted, coming out right
after this.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
Sneaky husbands, two lives live.

Speaker 14 (20:22):
Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
They thought they could get away with that, but they're
about to get busted. You can't spell infidelity without Deli,
because what do they serve? Deli's cold cuts. Yes, and
our listener's hearts were cut in the coldest of ways

(20:47):
when they learned their exes were cheating on.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
How did I not?

Speaker 9 (20:53):
That's why we.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Created this segment Busted, to give our listeners a chance
to tell that story of how they caught their stupid
X putting their pastrami in someone else's rye bread.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
The metaphors they just keep on coming, and we're going
to start off the storytelling today with Sandra. Sandra, tell
us how you busted your significant others.

Speaker 16 (21:16):
Hey, so this is crazy, but my boyfriend, he's a
real estate agent, and he was talking about it.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
This really cool house he.

Speaker 17 (21:23):
Was selling, and he's like, let me show you.

Speaker 16 (21:24):
Let me pull up the listing. I was like, all right, cool,
because you know, I'm fin to be supportive.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And looking at real estate's so fun too.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
I know.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
Also it's kind of like sexy talk sometimes, pulling up
zillow Ye Little Villa gets really hot.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, I know we could do in this kitchen.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
That's right, sand I'm.

Speaker 18 (21:46):
With you exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (21:48):
And he pulled up the listing and there's like a
drone video and he's.

Speaker 18 (21:51):
Like, oh, yeah, let's check out the video, like I
got someone to take it to the house whatever.

Speaker 16 (21:55):
And he's like super proud of it.

Speaker 17 (21:57):
So I'm like, okay, cool, babe, sure whatever.

Speaker 16 (21:59):
Yeah, And so he goes into the other room to
you know, like finish making coffee and everything, and that's
when the drum goes over the pool, but there's like
someone in it, and I'm like, wait, what this looks
like weird?

Speaker 18 (22:11):
What's going on here?

Speaker 16 (22:12):
So like I zoomed in and there's two people in
like the floating in the.

Speaker 17 (22:16):
Pool, right, the pink flamingo floating.

Speaker 16 (22:18):
And then I zumed in even more and it's him
and another woman.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
He wasn't just really showing her the house.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Yeah, they're not playing Marco polo.

Speaker 16 (22:27):
I'm guessing No, so I found out that's like where
he brought his side piece.

Speaker 10 (22:30):
Oh like, no, this is as pre enacting of what
your life will be like kissing.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, shuck that footage before he published it.

Speaker 18 (22:45):
He definitely did not apparently.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Yeah, Sandra, I'm sorry that happened to you. We're gonna
keep going, Tommy, tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 11 (22:54):
All right, So my girlfriend really got into playing pickleball.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Oh yeah, a lot of people are.

Speaker 11 (23:01):
Yeah. So, like she was going like multiple times a week,
and there was this one time where like she had
this big tournament that she told me about. I wanted
to come, and she said she didn't want me to
come because she wasn't very good, Like you would.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Love her less if she was bad at pickleball.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
I show up anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh no, I'm going to support her whether she.

Speaker 14 (23:22):
Wants it or not.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
I like it.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Well, I show up, and like I see signs everywhere
that it's a couple's tournament.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I mean being in a pickleball couple just means you
have a partner, doesn't mean that you're making.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Out with that.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
They would call it a doubles tournament if it was
like two people couples is like romantic insinuation.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know the difference.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
There's a difference if you look it up online.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Is that is that what they call it? Love and tennis?

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Yeah, it's a different type of pickleball that they're playing.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
But yeah, no, I look way over the farthest courts
away and there's my girlfriend with an old old.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Guy just playing right Like, I still think that they're
just playing.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
And at first that's all I thought. I was like, Okay,
oh yeah, well, I mean, you gotta play with somebody, right,
But like at every point, she's kissing him on the
list and he spanks her with his paddle.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Oh well, saucy old guy, those are actually official pickleball rules.
When you get to the highest level, every point ends
in a kiss.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
And the worst part was that I had to watch
because I was right at the beginning. And turns out
she was actually pretty good at it too.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Oh no, that's a lot of kissing for every point.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
You're like, Okay, kissing's not cool, but you guys got this.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
Taste it.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Yeah, what a horrible way to find out.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Man.

Speaker 11 (24:46):
That's the worst was more pickle Yeah, We've got time.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
For one more. Let's go to tony An. Tell us
how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 19 (24:57):
So this is embarrassing, but I was one who got caught.

Speaker 17 (25:01):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Oh yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Don't get people tell it on themselves. I know they
were in a pickleball tournament.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Yeah, this is brave of you to come on and
share your cheating story. What happened?

Speaker 19 (25:12):
No, it's kind of a funny story, though, he thinks
of this.

Speaker 18 (25:16):
Yeah, well I was.

Speaker 19 (25:16):
I was maybe twenty one. It was a while ago,
and my friends wanted to have fun girls nights. So
we went to this bar and this guy who was
in his thirties. He was chatting me up. We're both
a little tipsy. We're flirting and laughing, and he invited
me to go to the bathroom, and uh.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, I like form intry, only pick up the high
class guys.

Speaker 19 (25:41):
Old he did actually invite me, Like.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Happens?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Oh god, what happened?

Speaker 19 (25:57):
So, you know, we're doing stuff in there, and here
the door burst open and his wife walks in looking
for him.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 19 (26:08):
It turns out that they had gone to the bar
with a bunch of their friends to celebrate their five
year anniversary.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
And you had no idea.

Speaker 19 (26:16):
No idea, I would never have now.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
Oh god, yeah, are you still with him now?

Speaker 14 (26:24):
What?

Speaker 19 (26:25):
Oh no, No, I got right out of there.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
It could be the weirdest meet cute you've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Those club bathroom hookups.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Never they always laugh.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
I really got to stop doing that seven eight five
nine too. If you have a funny story about how
you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
next edition of Busted.

Speaker 14 (26:46):
Your phone taps coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
Normally, when someone visits their grandma, their retirement home, that's
a good thing.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, sure, that's so sweet.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Unless you have a sister who likes playing pranks on you. Yeah,
that's what happened today. One of our listeners told us
her sister went to check in on granny the other day.
So we're gonna do the natural thing and call from
a made up security firm and accuser of stealing from
ninety year old man.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
And if you think that's as far as we're gonna
take it, you'd be dead wrong. That's right.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
I'm gonna bust out the lie detector too, just so
we can get to the bottom of this in your phone.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Tap right now.

Speaker 18 (27:28):
Twenty Hello.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Hi is this Kristin yanks Hi.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
This is Kristin yank Hi.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
My name is Hank Redford.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
I'm with the alis He Assisted Living Investigation.

Speaker 14 (27:41):
Squad a ALIS.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
We received a call from your grandma recently, Miss Terry.

Speaker 18 (27:47):
I'm sorry, is something wrong?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Well, physically she's okay, but she's a little bit distraught
because we work in connection with the facility that she's
living in currently. And she claims that you visited her
four days ago and when you left, you stole a
book from her.

Speaker 17 (28:06):
I'm sorry, I stole a book from my grandmother.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
That's what I said. The book's titled The Sweetness at
the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley.

Speaker 16 (28:15):
So so I I look, you had.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
A loss for worse.

Speaker 17 (28:22):
See, my grandmother has a lot of recipe books, like
she doesn't cook anymore.

Speaker 18 (28:26):
But I was looking through like just as we were chatting.
But I didn't take anything. Okay, this is just a misunderstanding.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
I guess whatever you want to call it, If you
could just hand the book back over.

Speaker 17 (28:38):
It's not excuse me, it's not what I want to
call it.

Speaker 14 (28:42):
It is what happened.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
So you're sticking to your story.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Then I'm sticking to the truth.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Well, we can confirm whether or not that's the truth
by doing a quick over the phone lie detector test.

Speaker 17 (28:54):
Right now, over the phone, my detector test, you know what,
I'm happy to take because I did not steal anything.

Speaker 9 (29:02):
I don't sc Let's just get right into the lie
detector test.

Speaker 18 (29:06):
So this is really extreme and I've never heard of
anything like this, But.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Let's just okay, let's leave the opinions aside. Question one,
are you now or have you ever used your grandmother's
identity to get discounts on cheese and liquor at your
local grocery store.

Speaker 17 (29:25):
Absolutely not, Okay, that was clearly a lie cheese and liquor.

Speaker 18 (29:32):
I mean, what are you curious?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Like?

Speaker 18 (29:34):
Who do you think I am? What type of questions?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Who does my grandma think I am?

Speaker 8 (29:39):
I can't answer that. That's the conversation you need to
have with your grandma. But question two, have you ever
watched and enjoyed the reality TV show Jersey Shore?

Speaker 10 (29:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Okay, oh I do not.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
I've never even seen that jump.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Everything terrible sou Again, the machine can tell when you're
giving dishonest answers.

Speaker 18 (30:04):
I have no idea what's going on here. This seems
like some kind of joke, and.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
This is not a joke.

Speaker 8 (30:10):
This is a serious investigation that we're conducting to see
if you're stealing from your grandmother.

Speaker 17 (30:15):
What are these ridiculous questions like I just I am
flustered and overwhelmed. Just ask me about the book and
the reason why you called me to begin with.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
I don't understand, and let's just have it your way.
How often do you steal books from your grandmother's living space?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Never? I never steal.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
You want to try again, I've never steal.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Maybe like when I was a kid.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
I never.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Okay, you're gonna break my line detector machine if you
keep shouting lies.

Speaker 14 (30:45):
What lying?

Speaker 18 (30:46):
I don't understand what is happening.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
I will give you one more chance here, Kristen, have
you ever been prank called on the radio before?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (30:57):
The answer is yes, you have, because that's what's happening
right now.

Speaker 18 (31:01):
What I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Your sister Melissa set you up for a prank call.
You're on the radio right now. Yeah. She listens to
our show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and
she asked us to do a phone tap on you.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
So it's all a joke.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Don't worry.

Speaker 19 (31:18):
It's hilarious though, see how it's not hilarious.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
This is an average to low level prank at best.
Oh wow, no buzz for that.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Saying goes, love is in the eye of the beholder,
meaning what alexis.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Maybe you have sunglasses on. It makes someone look better.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Oh yeah, okay, sure, that's one way to take it.
Another way to take it is that what works romantically
for some people may totally not work for other people.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
That was what I was saying, Yeah, sunglasses on.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Sure, But that was definitely the case in today's call.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Because the kiss.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
That happened at the end of the night, depending on
who you ask, is either the cutest, most spontaneous thing
ever or the cringiest, most awkward interaction of all time.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
That middle ground, either that's what I appreciate.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Not when you hear it, you can decide when you
find out what happened in your brand new second date
update right after this second date update, Brooke, I want
you to think about the best date that you've ever
been on.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
I know it's probably not with your.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Husband nobody you're expected it would be.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
But what's the thing that happened that made you say
this date tops them all?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
That's a big question.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's just the person I'm with, Like I come, you're.

Speaker 10 (33:03):
Talking about yourself again, the fireworks, or like the the
chef made me a seven hundred dollars snail.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
The three way kiss at the end.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
That's it. Okay, Yeah, that makes sense. One of our
listeners emailed the show saying his most recent date easily
ranks number one all time easily, and I'm just assuming
he's been on more than one otherwise that statement really
doesn't say much. Let's talk to Chris about it. Chris,

(33:32):
Welcome to the show Man. How you doing.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, like you're putting a lot of pressure on this
first date.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Yeah, you have been on more than one date in
your life, right, Yes.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
No, I've been on a lot of dates in the
last few years, and honestly, none of them really hit
at all. Like I didn't feel like there was any connection.
But this last girl, Kendra, it was like the date
of a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay, are you.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
Saying that because of Kendra or because of the activity
in the environment.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
I think it was a combination of the entire The
hunterire night was kind of great. You'll see, You'll see
by the end our dating.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Lives will look paltry in comparison.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's get right into it. Tell us
where'd you meet Kendra?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Okay? So I bought her flowers? We went to a restaurant.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Question that I asked her.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
You're really eager to tell us, and I appreciate that.

Speaker 15 (34:24):
But.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Maybe so excited about this story.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Where where did you meet her?

Speaker 17 (34:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (34:30):
We met online?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
There understand why that was a confusing question.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Yeah, I see.

Speaker 9 (34:38):
And now where did you two meet at a restaurant?

Speaker 8 (34:40):
It sounds like at a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
I'm glad you let them.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
He bought her flowers, Okay, And I bought her flowers,
which is an important part of the story because she
was so shocked by the guy, because no guys buy
flowers anymore, That's what she said to me.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
At least, Oh, no guys buy flowers.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
Well, they are pretty expensive.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
I've got in trouble, like the girls like flowers, and
that is a good.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Point, Alexis.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
I mean, what did Kendra do with the flowers after
you gave them to her?

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Well, that was part of the story. The server even
complimented the flowers. But when when the server complimented the flowers,
she offered to let the server put flowers on everyone's tables.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Nice, So she accepted your gift and immediately gave it
away to the rector.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
Okay, which when you say it like that, it doesn't
sound so good. But it was really nice to watch
that happen. And I'll see other people happy with these flowers.
It was a really nice moment.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, you bought everyone flowers well in the restaurant.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
It is a really good move.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Though. I feel like it looks good in her eyes,
and I assume it must have led to some good conversation,
to some good moments.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
It really did. In fact, I'd say it got a
little cheesy and so good that I got myself a
little vulnerable, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (35:57):
Oh, hants came off that quickly like that?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Did you say I cried? Is that what you just said?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
But didn't cry? But I'm sort of as a twenty
six year old. I gave up on meeting anybody at
this point.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
So twenty six isn't that old?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Just so you know, she's twenty nine, and she said
she was going through similar stuff, so it was like
we kind of hit on the same subjects.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Wow, what happened At the end of the night.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
We went back to her place? We walked to her place.
She didn't live that far from the restaurant, so it
was really nice romantic walk.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Did you hold hands?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
We held pinkies?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
That's even better.

Speaker 8 (36:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
That's the friend finger.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yeah, wait, you have a friend finger.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Yeah, that's the one you do pinky promises with your friends.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Oh, I thought you were going so I thought he was.

Speaker 8 (36:48):
Anyway, did you uh after the pinky hole thing?

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Did you get a kiss?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
So it was kind of a funny situation. She lives
in a community that has a wall around it, and
you have to it's not easy to get into, you.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Know, biodome or a prison or some sort.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I think it's just an apartment with a gate, is
what it means. Wins are pretty common.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Okay, I like bio prison.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
I'm not familiar, but okay, I get it there's a gate.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
So there's a gate and she didn't have her key, so.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
You're locked out.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
Or maybe it's a move that she's pulling where she's like, oh,
I can't find my keys.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
She was, what happened? Do you need me to strip
search myself.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
There?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
Maybe I was more like, maybe we should go back
to your place instead.

Speaker 9 (37:34):
Maybe that's what I think.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
She need to pull a move to go back to
a guy.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'm standing naked.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
It.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Part of the book.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
States, so, so what happened, Chris?

Speaker 6 (37:46):
I know this sounds ridiculous, but so I decided to
jump the gate so.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You can open it on the other side window.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Yeah, I had to climb it and pull myself up
over it. As I'm pulling myself up over it, I
get stuck. My pants get stuck on it, and I
get done. I'm hanging upside down, no.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Spiky fences, right, Yes, what did she do?

Speaker 14 (38:19):
Well?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
She kissed me? What man?

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Kiss upside down?

Speaker 9 (38:23):
Upside down.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
And she kissed you.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I was just as shocked as you were.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Wow, I guess she likes her mobile vulnerable.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
I can get him.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
Did you like it?

Speaker 14 (38:38):
Like?

Speaker 9 (38:38):
Was that awkward?

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Or was it Oh no, it was a nice it's
a very nice romantic moment. But it's been a couple
of days since that happened. We texted for a couple
of days, and then since then she hasn't gotten back
to me.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Maybe you're a Yeah, it can be confusing because usually
you put your tongue this way, but when you're upside down,
he needs to go that way.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
We found another man suspended on a fence.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
And yeah, maybe that's her thing.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Some guy working on the phone lines.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna come back. We'll call
Kendra for you and try to get you your next
most romantic date. Ever.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
When we get you, let's not get crazy.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
We'll do it with your second date update.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
Next.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Second date update.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
If you're just joining us, we've basically got the real
life Peter Parker on the phone received the rare coveted
upside down kiss during his date with Kendra.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
You didn't see the sequel where the Spider Man gott Okay.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yeah, we're still in the Tobey Maguire universe.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Toby would totally get his pants stuck on a.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
Yeah, because it happened after Chris fell while scaling the
security gate outside of Kendra's apartment, as you do a
lot of.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Dates, and those are hard to climb.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Yeah, but pants got caught when he fell, and it
was there in that embarrassing moment when animal instinct took
over and Kendra walked right up to him and smooched
him in the face, Which is such a.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Good sign because that really could have been an ick
moment for her. Yeah, you know, and obviously she thought
it was.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Adorable, So no wonder Chris is describing it as his
best date ever. But weird that she's not texting him
back since she's the one who initiated that moment.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You know, we never asked, Chris, did she ever get
back into her apartment, because maybe that's why she hasn't responded.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
That's a good point.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Yeah, somebody came by a few minutes later and let
her in.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh okay, I guess I didn't even think about just
waiting until somebody else showed up.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
We're gonna call Kendra. We'll see if she picks up.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
And God, I hope this works out for you. I mean,
there's so much pressure on this one. Yeah, you know,
it's like his best date he's ever been on.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Well, I felt pretty relaxed until you said that. Now
all of a sudden, I'm stressed.

Speaker 9 (40:59):
Out for no reason.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Don't screw it up, jeff Oh.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
God, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 15 (41:03):
Then, Hello, Hey is this Kendra?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yes, she said, who is this?

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Sorry, Kendrick. Yeah, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 18 (41:30):
How many? How many of you are there?

Speaker 9 (41:32):
Too many?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yes, it's a whole show, Kendra.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
So we're reaching out to you because one of our
listeners has asked us to get a hold of you,
a guy that you went on a date with recently
named Chris.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
So this is all part of a segment we do
call the Second Date Update, where we're trying to figure
out if there's a reason you have stopped texting him
after the date.

Speaker 17 (42:08):
I mean obviously, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
Obviously the reason should be obvious.

Speaker 17 (42:14):
No, no, no, just like it's obvious that yes, I
have a reason.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Yeah, okay, we just want to know because we spoke
to Chris and he told us about your date and
it sounded actually much better than we ever thought it
could have been given the circumstances.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Honestly, I'd love to hear your side of the story.

Speaker 17 (42:32):
Yeah, okay, it was a good date. Like, it was
a really good date, honestly, so cute.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (42:41):
I mean I wouldn't have kissed him at the end
of it if it was a bad date.

Speaker 8 (42:45):
That's where you and Brook differed.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
But he told us about that first kiss, like that
was crazy, the upside down one.

Speaker 17 (42:56):
Yeah, I mean, when you have a movie moment, you
have to take it right.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh you felt like it was that magical too, like
it really was a movie moment.

Speaker 17 (43:06):
Well, yeah, it was a spider Man kiss.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Okay, Yeah, that's the first thing we jumped to as well.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
Well yeah, if that's the case, then why after your
movie moment aren't you calling Chris back?

Speaker 17 (43:17):
Well, I mean, I don't really know what he told
you besides that we kiss.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
I mean that was the majority we know that. You
guys went to a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
He told us about the flowers that he brought you flowers,
and you guys passed.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Him out among the other table.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
He immediately gave his gift away.

Speaker 17 (43:35):
Oh yes, I didn't think he would mind.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
So it was really sweet.

Speaker 17 (43:42):
Oh okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, here's the thing. Chris
is great, but he lied to me, and I mean
he lied about something pretty big, and I.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Think big, like what like his name or something?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Dude, I mean no, oh, it's not his name.

Speaker 17 (44:01):
He said that he was twenty six, and he's like,
forty two is what?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yeah? Again, wait a second. You had a good time.
I had a good time. Why does it matter what anybody?

Speaker 8 (44:16):
Okay, way, Chris, that doesn't sound good, Kendrick. You didn't
know this, but Chris has been listening on the other line,
maybe hearing it.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Yeah, my god, that because I'm forty two. But that's off.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Wait you are forty two, Chris. You told us that
you were twenty six.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah, I'm kidding, bro.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
But age doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how old I am. Again,
we had a good.

Speaker 18 (44:38):
Fun flying about it, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Why do you lie? That's only thirteen years different?

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Okay, Okay, that is wild so long and Chris, if
age isn't important, then why did you lie about it?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Because she wouldn't have gone out with me if I
said I was forty two, I had.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Of course, when I was in my twenties, I wouldn't
date somebody into four either.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Yeah, it happens in Hollywood all the time. Men and
women are older than the significant others.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Actually normal, a lot of healthy relationships in holiday.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Gaps, and it's people having the information to make that choice.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Right, So she you lied to her?

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Yeah, Kendri, what are your thoughts on this?

Speaker 17 (45:19):
I mean, here's the thing, Like, I'm not entirely truthful
my age on the apps either. What wait, I say
that I'm twenty nine, but I'm actually thirty one.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
But that's not like a wait a second, wait a second,
you lie about your age online? That's dishoting.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Okay, farcastic. You don't really have a leg to stand
on what I think he's being sarcastic. You're being sarcastic, right, No,
it's the same.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
A lie is a lie, whether it's twenty nine or
forty two.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
So you're not upset that she lied about her age
because you lied about yours.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
I'm upset that she's upset about me lying about my
age if she lies about hers.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Somehow, you think, no matter what it is, the lies
should cancel out and you should be on even playing field.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Yeah, a lie should stancel out of lie.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Okay, Okay, I'm kind of messed up that you like.

Speaker 18 (46:07):
No, here's my thing. It's like when people are like
looking for.

Speaker 17 (46:11):
People who they want to date and they go to
my age bracket. They're looking for people between thirty and forty,
and I don't want the people like I'd rather use
someone who's a little bit younger.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
So you aged out of the age bracket you're interested in,
is the.

Speaker 18 (46:24):
Problem, Yes, but not by sixteen years.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
It's thirteen. Yeah, it's sixteen.

Speaker 18 (46:32):
He doesn't know how to do math. It's literally sixteen.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
But he's doing the same exact thing that you're doing.
He's lying about his age to open up his options
the same way that you.

Speaker 18 (46:41):
Are, but he's opening it too far.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, okay, I mean I don't think where she's doing
is right, but I can see her points, like, you
have a generation gap between somebody, Well, I guess you're
thirty one now, so now you're only eleven years apart
in age, So now it's not as.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Billions of years old. What's the difference between thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I can't tell who side I'm on him.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
Yeah, and technically the age gap is just eleven years now.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, that's what I just said, But I.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Wasn't listening to you, Brooke, because you're older. I have
my cutoff at age thirty five.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
So alexis, if you have anything to say, feel free
to jump in.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 10 (47:18):
My question is when you kissed him, did you know
he was forty by then?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I had suspicions.

Speaker 18 (47:24):
I mean, I knew he wasn't twenty six.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
But that means you guys.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
Got along so well, even you were bending your rules
a little in your right exactly, I.

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Wasn't bending my rules eleven years.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
No, you're right, you.

Speaker 10 (47:37):
Are right, But I'm just saying at a point you
came to a conclusion almost and.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
You still I think Jose's ones something you both can
you get over?

Speaker 15 (47:44):
This?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Is that that's really the question is not.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
The only problem, because if you guys just get along great,
Just a big lie about who you are is that it?

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Well, there is the same That age is just a number.
It shouldn't matter if the connection is real, and if
that connection is true, we'd like to offer to send
you to on another date, and we would pay for it.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
That would be nice. I like when people pay for
my dates. I do it. I'm down, yeah, cheap.

Speaker 8 (48:09):
Cheap, old man, I see waiting for that senior discount.
But Kendra, we will pay for it. It's up to you.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
Look, if we would have met organically and had the
connection we had, then I might have been able to
forgive that he's forty two. But the lying is it's
just gonna bother me.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Your lies don't bother That's right, But.

Speaker 18 (48:32):
You're no, My life is fine.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
Lies, you know, Chris, I'm sorry, man, it was the
best state of his entire life.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Well, if that's it, guys, I'm gonna let him know
the truth that I'm not actually forty two, I'm forty six.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
What No, you're not?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (48:57):
Is that what you wore the baseball hat backwards on
our date?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Like you're literally a dad And that's why he couldn't
get over the fence.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
No wonder he knows who Toby maguire is done. It's
rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
Man. I know this happens all the time on the
dating apps now, where people lie about their age. But
I don't know if I'm ever gonna understand the thinking
behind it, because at some point the truth about your
real age is gonna come out.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, maybe it's like one of those things where you
feel like you'll just be so connected by then it
won't matter.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I don't think that that's ever true. A lie always matters,
but yeah, because.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
Eventually you're gonna have to explain why your high school
graduation photo has a watermark that says Sears Portrait Studio
in nineteen eighty six, and everyone's gonna be confused.

Speaker 10 (49:46):
I thought it was bold that he tried to play
off that he was younger than her.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Yeah, I'm just like, hey, I'm thirty two, or like
I'm a few years older. He's three years younger than her.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
He's overcome years different. All I need to know is
what filter he's on his photos. I don't need it
for personal use, I swear. Yeah, it's just a curiosity.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Okay. So just to be clear, we're not saying don't lie.
We're just saying lie smarter. Okay, to do that, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
We're saying, don't lie.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Believable.

Speaker 9 (50:18):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
If you want some help with your dating life, lies
or not, email the show. We'll call that person who's
not calling you back and go find out all of
our second dates. They're up online wherever you get your
podcasts to.

Speaker 14 (50:31):
Search Brooke, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
If you do an Internet search right now for the
funniest novelty items to purchase, you'll find things like the
yodling pickle not like that and the burrito blanket. Oh yeah,
big blanket designed to look like a giant tortilla. Up
your animals in them, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

(50:56):
But every once in a while, one of these joke
gifts sells so well that other companies start saying, huh,
maybe we should manufacture that for real. And that just
happened with bacon flavored dryer sheets.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Wait, they're actually for a while, let's spit it out.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
It's a product that was already being made as a
gag gift, but the company Benton, who's known for their
smokehouse items, thought we could actually do it a lot better,
and so they started making them. They're calling them smoke sheets,
where they take regular organic cotton dryer sheets and hang
them up in their bacon house for two full days

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to absorb the scent of bacon and apple war.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Can you imagine like crawling into clean sheets, taking a
big wi and you just feel like you're in a
frying pan.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
It sounds actually kind of nice.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh, b I woke.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Up to bacon sheet. That's a nice sense.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
This is like whatever the opposite a fresh linen scent.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Their CEO said, We've had so many customers over the
years tell us that they love smelling our fresh cut bacon.
Why not infuse it directly into your clothes.

Speaker 10 (52:10):
Oh imagine all is going on a run and your
feet start to sweat and you smell like bacon.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It just feels like it's going to give you a rash.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
Or a set of ten bacon flavored dryer sheets will
cost you seventy five dollars, a pretty.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Steep price town.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
No, it's a rich scent on top of all of this,
the actual bacon.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
Or if you want to do it the brook Fox way,
when you're ready to do your laundry, just dump a
cup of cooked bacon bits into your dryer. It'll come
out a little bit greasy, but same yummy effects and
you have.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
The liquid only one the bacon grease works there.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Now I'm hungry, just in time for laser stories coming
up next. It's the radio segment that just invented a
gift for the dad who has everything The lawn Moji,
an automated lawnmower that cuts grass in the shape of
your favorite emoji. Yes, if you want to show your

(53:07):
neighbors a shrug or a cheeky face pom, just hit
that button and let lawn Moji do its thing. Thanks
to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got a laser. Those are the grassholes. Just don't
This first laser story is out of the Yahoo Wahoo
State My favorite One Florida, seventy two year old man

(53:31):
named Samuel Thomas called nine one one the other day
because he claims someone was shooting an AR fifteen rifle
in the roadway.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Yeah, that's a normal morning in Florida.

Speaker 14 (53:46):
God.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Well, when cops showed up, they only saw a family
barbecue happening at that residence with small children at play.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Also, several other neighbors reported no shooting had been taking
place at all.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
So did he not get invited? And he's mad? Is
that what's going on?

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Well, after hearing from a few more bystanders, the officers
did some quick research and found Samuel had called nine
one one three thousand, four hundred times this year alone.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh my god, rest they had to look into that.
You don't automatically get flagged.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
Yeah, well with thousand and one, so the flag just
right on that threshold. Sixteen thousand calls he made within
the last five years.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
The operators know his voice. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
This particular neighbor said that Samuel has called nine one
one on them over six hundred times this year because
of their barbecue. Sam has accused them of narcotic sales,
firearms usage, and suspicious activity all.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
On silver lining.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
I would love to be those neighbors, because now the
cops do not believe.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
This guy time, So you want to they're not gonna
go look.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah, but they're just trying to grill some cheeseburgers.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
Makes me like you're saying, it's unclear why police haven't
cut him off from calling.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, it's changed, tim Like it's actually like you can't
lie to nine to one one like that is actually
a least.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Crime and it's our tax dollars.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Yeah, but he has been busted for other crimes before, No,
and so far none of those has been for misusing
the nine one one system.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Someone take his cell phone away or change nine one
one like you do with your exes.

Speaker 8 (55:34):
It says, do not, Let's go to your next laser
story out of Ohio. For some people, there's nothing more
thrilling than riding a roller coaster.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (55:44):
Yeah, now you can experience that while also enjoying the
excitement of eating cicadas. I say that because there's an
amusement part called King's Island in southwestern Ohio.

Speaker 9 (55:58):
They've been dealing with masses of.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
Kadas which have made their way to the surface for
the next few weeks.

Speaker 9 (56:04):
The swarms are so dense.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
People are being warned to keep their mouths sealed shut
while riding the roller coasters at King's Island or you
could get a mouthful.

Speaker 15 (56:17):
Teeth.

Speaker 14 (56:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
They had to warn people after it kept happening too.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
People are posting videos of it on TikTok, and others
are proudly sharing ride photos of people in their group
with their mouths firmly closed as instruction.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Come on, if you're going to flex on social media,
you need to get one down the throat.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
You know you can.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Yeah, yeah, No matter what though, with that rule in place,
right now, it is the quietest theme park in all
of America.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
No streams from any roller coasters.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
Everybody closed mouth scream right now.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's crazy because even though they're not in your mouth,
they're probably still hitting your face.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay, your eyes got those two?

Speaker 8 (57:02):
Oh my god, this next Lazer story is out of
food News. You would ketch up on eggs? And are
you sick of being persecuted for it?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (57:11):
Hold on?

Speaker 10 (57:11):
The only time I do is when I crave it,
like once a year because my mom used.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
To do it.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
Well, if you do, Hines has your back. I bet
they and we know this because they're trying to normalize
it with a new ad campaign that claims ketchup on
eggs or even on your bacon is perfectly acceptable.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
What is heacon?

Speaker 7 (57:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I mean hot sauce, but not ketchup syrup on your
bacon is amazing.

Speaker 10 (57:33):
So good?

Speaker 8 (57:33):
Well, Hines partnered with one hundred different waffle houses all
around the country to change the labels on their bottles
to say breakfast ketchup. That works exact same product. It's
just the label, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (57:48):
I would buy that thinking what's this new ketchup?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I guarantee there's people sitting down being like ooh, this
one tastes different.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Yeah, I like this better than regular ketchup.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
Around fifty diners across the US will also have limited
edition bottles like maple syrup. Hines claims one in four
people actually use Ketchup on their breakfast, but it should
be even more. They say, people could stop being embarrassed
by it.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
It's not low class.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Quote Ketchup at breakfast should be the norm, not the exception.

Speaker 10 (58:17):
I just thought, ye, hash Browns is a little dollar
on the hash Browns.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Maybe you just got to backfire.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Kids now though, are going to be like I'll only
eat breakfast Ketchup.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
And Starbucks coming out with their Ketchup coffee. Yeah, ketch Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Only ice.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
To breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
It's just like a bloody Mary. Just's exciting.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Yeah, all the worst parts.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
God his next laser stories out of lunch break love ness.
In the past year, you may have heard some employers
are trying to spruce up their workplaces, maybe offering free
parking or free food to sweeten the deal to get
people to stop working from home.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Well, one study found there's a surprising thing gen z
wants at work, something no one's really thinking about, and
it could actually boost performance and get more people back
in the office.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
In a new poll, forty gen Z say they would
appreciate more spaces to become intimate with their coworkers. Alexis
is nodding her head and found.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
I don't think that's it.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Gen Z.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
The generation that's like not doing it like, that's the like,
that's the studies.

Speaker 8 (59:35):
They're like, because there's no safe space to do it
at work.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Do they care about cleaning the sheets or anything in
between these.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Or is this a pot? Is this like a stand
up situation?

Speaker 11 (59:47):
They don't.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
They don't specify.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
They just want a space designated for intimate activities with coworking.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I mean, we have a wellness room that was used
when I had to, you know, pump some babies problems.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
We don't have hot coworkers, brook, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Excuse me. Thirty eight percent say they'd like to have
a private space for hookups and solo play during the workday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Well I have then does that mean that somebody could
have already hooked up in our wellness room?

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
You know for sure that's happened.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
You know you were there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
But they love that so that they could quote take
a break alone or with a co worker overall of
gen Z or say, if they got action in the office,
their work life balance would be a whole lot better
and it would improve their overall mood.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Yes, yeah, and then it never goes south. There's never
any drama with workplace romance.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
So you go to it gen z.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Yeah, imagine catching another co drama.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Oh, it's all drama.

Speaker 14 (01:00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Exist.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
I know one person who wholeheartedly supports their argument.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I bet that's this guy. He doesn't care about having
private dad.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
That's the sound of him back at his nine to
five helping customers at foot locker. A let him do
a thing and then you can try on that pair
of Adidas And that sound means Laser Stories has come
to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Friday.

Speaker 14 (01:01:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Today begins the summer of Brook, sob shit. Hold on,
because here's the thing. Brook is currently on an eighteen
game win streak. Her all time record is fifty four
straight victory setback in twenty fourteen. Right, I've done the

(01:01:43):
math on this, and Brook can beat that mark this summer.
If she keeps on winning, cannot lose a game she
will pass it on August ninth.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
Write down.

Speaker 9 (01:01:56):
It's a national Wait.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Actually, wait wait, August ninth is a Saturday. Okay, so
I've done my math wrong. Okay, maybe I included the weekends, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Holiday and the holidays. I mean there's fourth of July.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Oh yeah, maybe sometime in October or November. You will
possibly beat your old mark, as long as.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
You don't lose one time doesn't feels good.

Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
It felt good for a second.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
But someone who's coming on the show looking to end
your streak today is John the scientist.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
John, welcome to s OB Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
I love a good SOB.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
What kind of scientists are you?

Speaker 20 (01:02:39):
John erwic in cancer research?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
John? The only answer to that was mad, followed by
an evil laugh.

Speaker 20 (01:02:48):
I don't do a very good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It sounds like you actually do really good work for
the world, So thank you. John.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Sounds of a mad scientist a stable scientist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
It's boring.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Yeah, guy, that's John in a nutshell. So Brook's gonna
leave the studios. We can get to the game. Here
thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.
But you have to be broke out right. If you
want to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
Yeah, good luck? Your time starts now. Beatles star Paul
McCartney celebrates a birthday today, turning eighty three.

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
What instrument is he best known for playing?

Speaker 14 (01:03:23):
Guitar?

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
What artist sings the famous song Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Oh My God? James Taylor at a university? What is
the title of the person who oversees all academic policies
and faculty? Who is the main villain in the movie
Little Mermaid?

Speaker 20 (01:03:41):
Uh Ariel or not Ariel?

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
In an orchestra? What is the official title of a
trombone player? Trombonis Brook's gonna come back into the studio?
And an interesting thing about John This summer, he says
he's going to be playing in an ultimate There is
the national championship against sixteen teams competing, and he thinks

(01:04:05):
they can take it all if his team stays healthy.
What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (01:04:11):
Stay healthy? It's frisbee, right.

Speaker 20 (01:04:13):
But we're all over forty Oh it is okay, bending
over the wrong way, it's gonna throw out your back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
There you go, Now, I see the what's your team name, John?

Speaker 20 (01:04:24):
It's Colocala.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Is that like a scientist thing?

Speaker 20 (01:04:28):
No, it's a it's actually a defunct ferry from the Northwest. Basically,
it's like a rusted out haull of a ship where
it was.

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
For a while, rust rust it out, whole of a ship.
Strikes fear into the opponent's eyes. That's for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Let's go rusty hole.

Speaker 9 (01:04:47):
Sink sink, sink, sink. Very intimidating.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
John sunk.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
I'm scared. Okay, so brook it now it's your turn.
Are you ready?

Speaker 15 (01:04:56):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
Your time starts now. Beatles star Paul McCartney sell rates
a birthday today, turning eighty three.

Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
What instrument is he.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Best known for playing the bass? What artist sings the
famous song Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
Diamond at a university?

Speaker 8 (01:05:14):
What's the title of the person who oversees all academic
policies and faculty provost? Who is the main villain in
the movie A Little Mermaid?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Uh Ursula?

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
In an orchestra? What is the official title of a
trombone player?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Trombonists?

Speaker 14 (01:05:32):
Aw?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
What did you think it was?

Speaker 14 (01:05:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
No, fun there, I just didn't even cross my mind.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
Let's get on over the scoreboard to see how you
did with Jose.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Oh no, we shuck again. John you got three correct today.

Speaker 15 (01:05:52):
Pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
I know you're pretty competitive there here rock same amount
questions and for.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
I'm sorry. John Brooks streak continues in the march toward
fifty four in a row. Let's go over to the
answers for everybody. Beatles star Paul McCartney celebrates a birthday.
He's best known for playing the bass guitar night he
was in the Beatles. Although he does play guitar, bass
was his main instrument.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
If we didn't give it to him, so lost.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
The artist who sang Sweet Caroline is Neil Diamond. At
a university, the title of the person who oversees all
academic policies and faculty would be the dean of the school.
The main villain in Little Mermaid is Ursula, and in
an orchestra, the trombone player is known as the Trumbonus.
Just missed an opportunity there, so John, it was not

(01:06:46):
enough to beat brook today, But just for playing, we
are going to give you two tickets to le May's
Car Museum and a prize pack from Rev Up Energy.

Speaker 9 (01:06:53):
Don't wake up rev Up.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
Yeah, you better not be waking up over there.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Thanks this, well, hey, good luck on your big tourney, John, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Thanks, Stay healthy man, and come back to play again soon.
We're gonna do wind brooks Bock same time

Speaker 14 (01:07:07):
Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.