April 22, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a full hour to just completely
(00:01):
waste your time. Head. Oh, welcome to the full show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, the whole with the
second date update, and today we got a brand new
awkward Tuesday phone.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Call for you. Uh that's all about a huge surprise
after only three dates.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'd love to hear in the comments if you guys
are good with that or not. Oh, and we've got
a lot of trivia today with Beatbrook. We did have
a text or text into the text number seven eight
five nine two and suggests that we do a musical
version of trivia, which I think is just me singing
all of my answers.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Really, yeah, it would be more No, Jeff would have
too much fun with Jeff question, and the question would
when did the earth?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know, Jeff and I both tap dance? Maybe we
could throw give me a one question here when I
was little. Let me in this agment a year. Okay,
we don't need no shuffle off to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay in the corner, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's not often that we get to honor people associated
with the police force. For our hero of the week. Wow,
it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. But that's what's happening today.
Our hero is a nine to one to one operator
in Savannah, Georgia. There's so many emergency call centers all
over this country who have selfless people dedicating their lives
(01:27):
to helping and saving others in the community.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, it's so important.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
This isn't one of them. Oh okay, maybe that's part
of the reason why this person is unidentified. But she
is under review with her supervisors.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, here we go, jeff buckle up.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's all because of a call that she answered when
a family was worried about a prowler trying to get
inside of their house. So when the husband called the
police desperate for help, this is what he heard from
the dispatcher.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Sorry, what.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Wasn't quite focused on the tasks breakfast and didn't even
get a hash brown, But you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hear that there's the emergency she should have instead.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, she's zeroed in on ordering a mcgriddle, which I
do think we all can agree is a fantastic breakfast item.
So you can understand the dilemma that she was in.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
A woman that can multitask, why is that so bad.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
She shouldn't do.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
A great job of multitasking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Then hey, listen, it doesn't mean that you do all
the jobs good exactly, just means that you do them
all at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was gonna say, in her defense, I think Brooke
has a mcgriddle at her desk.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Right right now.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Absolutely, yeah, all valid points.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Did I just take this show on the road.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I'll just grow through.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
So to the anonymous nine to one one operator, whoever
you are, I don't care if you get suspended or
you lose your job. We see the importance of a
fried egg sand which tucked between two syrupee buns, is
that if.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You lose your job, you keep it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
After that, That's why lady you are Brook and Jefferies
hero of the reason. So inspiring. Now let's move on
and get to the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
I'm hungry now.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
With the guy who is completely disgusted by that nine
one one operator's actions unless she was ordering a kotsu.
Berger fully support it. Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Let's go get out your paper straws and reusable toilet paper.
Because it's Earth Day.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
There's reusable toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I would just you could buy bamboo toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's really a lot better for the planet. And I'm
not cutting down virgin.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Forests well to celebrates about cities. Why cities, Because nothing
says I love you, Mother Earth like densely populated areas
with traffic that moves slower than the continental drift. So
in honor of our little blue planet, we're doing a
(04:08):
special real town or big frown.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Edition of.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Twenty of twenty. You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll tell you about a possible place that you might
find here on Earth. You just have to tell me
is it a real town or a big frown?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Gotcha?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
We'll start with the woman who puts the her in hemisphere.
That's alexis a compliment, is it?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I think?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Okay, it's just actually correct. It's not a compliment. Don't
take it as such. How about a number though, ten,
Number ten, alexis your Earthday city is moist Berg, Germany.
It's a pertetually rainy town whose slogan is stay damp,
stay happy. Is that a real town or a big frown?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It wasn't even the name for me. It's I just
don't think a German slogan would be stay happy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't know, you know, like I just don't I
think that would.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Be their town. They have found the whole thing. I'm
gonna say it's a big frown.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Alex says, that's a big frown. It's made up town.
You got them, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, give me number nine.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Number nine.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Your Earthday city is Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It's an Amish town
whose name makes for some very awkward souvenir t shirts.
Is that a real town or a big firm.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That has got to be the Vegas of Amish Country.
We're going to Intercourse this week.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I feel like it's one of those things where it's
like there's a couple of roads that connected.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So we're gonna call it the Intercourse Courses.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And they did it, thank it through, So I'm gonna
say real town.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Jake says, real town.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
There this weekend.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Cong that's Michael Jose. Number nine and number ten are
off the board. You've heard of Honolulu, of course, but
your earth Day city is on a neighboring Hawaiian island
and it's Yanilulu. According to the residents, the island town
is so boring even the sunsets seem tired. Is a
real town or a big frown?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
No, I love Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And and you love naps too, love naps.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This sounds like a nickname for a town, though not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm gonna say this is a big frown.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Big crown today says Yanolulu is made up. You nailed it,
not a real place.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
They sounds lovely to go rest.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, it could be like a retirement community.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
On that by itself, Jeffrey, Two, nine and ten are
off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Thirteen.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Your Earthday city is Muff, Ireland. It's a charming seaside
town that blissfully ignores every tourist snicker. Is that a
real town or a big frown?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I mean, why is that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why is it not funny? Are you you don't know?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
You know town?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Does he not?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I think he's getting no. Honestly, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
It's a female the muff, the muff.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Ye, yes, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Now I feel really left out of this.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's muff and top.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I love a good Irish muffin. So let's say that
it's the number one bakery center of Ireland.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So you're saying that's real.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'm saying real town.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Jeffrey says real town. He nailed it despite not knowing muff.
He got that right.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You really don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
No, are you serious? That's what it's called.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
It's Earth Day and we're talking real towns that you
could find on Earth. We're back to Alexis. Need a number, fifteen, Alexis.
Your Earthday city is Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. It's
named after a nineteen fifties radio quiz show because America.
Is that a real town or big thrown? I don't know,
(08:02):
so serious?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh, the Truth or Dare wasn't intense enough for them.
They needed to make a truth or Consequence.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It does sound like a punishment rather than a fun
thing you get to do if you choose that way.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna say real town.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Alexis says real town.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It is a real town, the.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Home of professional wrestler Cactus Jack. Now, Brooke, we're over.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
To you, all right, give me seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Your Earthday city is sporked in Canada. It's a crown
former cutlery manufacturing hub. Now it's just confused. Is it
a real town or a big town.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Sports gotta come from somewhere, that's right, jeff.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I mean I would think it comes from the name
spoon and fork mixed together, not from sport town.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now they're sport trees in Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm gonna say Crowntown, Brook.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Says, big frown Crownown. That is correct and unfortunate. You
guys have gotten every single answer correct, which means that
I will face the truth and the consequences.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So, Jake, you're gonna get shocked. While singing Umbrella by Rihanna.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
When the sun Shine We Shine together told you I'll
be here forever, said, I'll always be in frand to
you know what, I'm stick it out.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
To the now he's in frown Town. That's your shock
collar question of the day. We got fun to have
coming up in.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Just a few minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
In all the years that Brooke has been playing trivia
on this show, what have we lost and what have
we gained? And let's see, we've I mean, we lost
multiple sponsors, We've lost faith in the education system in
our country, We've lost our lunches. When Brooked tells a
(10:00):
story about her early dating life.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He that's it was. It was fun yeah for you.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And well, oh god, what have we gained? What have
we gained? Brooks gained years on her life.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's something you need to exit the room.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Suit.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
We've gained laughlines, those are good, and we've gained wisdom
that we're not as smart as we thought we were.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I thought you were going to say, wait, and I
was about to find out.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Come here for the wisdom of knowing how dumb we are.
When Brooke plays more trivia right now, it's April, and
you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What does it mean, Jeff?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Allergy season?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Why would you start with that?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Nothing stops good trivia like bad allergies.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are playing the game.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
That's why today is edition of wind Brooks Bucks is
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your way to peace today.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Trust anything from the Russians.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Jeff.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Let's see if today's challenger also takes puff Off. His
name is Cody. Cody, you take allergy medication?
Speaker 11 (11:19):
No, because I actually surprisingly don't have any Oh I.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You know, it's funny, Cody, I don't have allergies. Either
I don't have allergies either.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Do you know I'm a perfect person to what you do?
Don't you have no problem?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, you look like redhead.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It just comes with the color of I do sneeze
at least one hundred times a day.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, we'll contact Russia get you some of that meds
as soon as we can. But Cody, are you ready
to play some trivia here?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Ready as I'll ever be? Obviously, torture, torture, So let's.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Get right to that. Then let's leave in the studio
and we'll go over the rules real quick. Thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as hospell. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat her out right if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 12 (12:05):
Yes, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
All right, Good luck, my man. Your time starts now.
They both celebrate birthdays today. Who is older musician Machine
Gun Kelly or running back Marshawn Lynch.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Marshaw Lynch.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
What is the largest continent on Earth by surface area?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Australia.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
In what popular video game can you drop from something
called a battle bus.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Path?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Composer Ludwood von Beethoven is from what country.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Germany?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Towering six hundred feet over Saint Louis. What's the name
of the tallest man made monument in America. You can't
pass underneath it though, So that's kind of a nice
sneaky answer there, Well done. Cody Brooks coming back into
the studio here, and this is interesting about Cody. He
works two jobs in the same location.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Wait, that's one job then, Cody, No, No.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, one job. He works at bath and Body Works.
His second job is at Spencer's, Oh, in the same mall,
so he double shifts it. He finishes at one, then
just walks down over into the mall to his other job.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Somebody walks into Spencer's are like, why does this place smell.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Like cucumber melon?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
We employees here smell amazing. Yeah, Cody, so you work
in the mall. What's your advice for mallgoers these days?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Please be respectful to the people. I guess if you
are nice to them, they will certainly help you out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
People are being rude to the mall.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Who's disrespecting you?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Especially there in the holidays, You'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
You were probably demanding.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm gonna say I love going to the mall. I
know I just ordered some stuff online for my kids
and it didn't come in time, so I like, we
actually wait in person and tried stuff on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I was like, God, I love this. Are people there, Yeah,
there are people there. It's nice to touch things, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
The touching thing is probably the thing that Cody doesn't like.
You don't like it when people ask you to spread
the creams onto them for them.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Right, No, Dan, I'm some ready to get a free
back beside from Cody at bath and bodywork.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
All right, Cody, good work. You're gonna sit tight because
now it's Brooks turn You ready, Brook yeh, I'm ready.
Your time starts now. They both celebrate birthdays today. Who
is older musician Machine Gun Kelly or running back Marshawn.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Lynch Marshall Lynch.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What is the largest continent on Earth by surface area?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Asia?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
In what popular video game can you drop from something
called a battle bus Fortnite? Composer Ludwig von Beethoven is
from what country?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Beethoven is Austrian.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Towering six hundred feet over Saint Louis. What's the name
of the tallest man made monument in America.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
The Arch? The Arch of Saint Louis all right.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Let's go over to the scoreboard to see how you
did though with Jose. I'm on meth, I'm on myth
Oh God, I'm on it too, so am I.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
I'm on crack.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I need to make the switch.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, you got to correct today.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Hey, it's better than getting nothing wrong. I know what
I mean.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
We always try to say that. And Brook you got
four four.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
She doubled you up today, Coy, Sorry about that. Let's go.
Let's go over the answers for everybody between Machine Gun
Kelly and Marshawn Lynch, who both have birthdays today. Marshawn
is older. He's thirty nine. MGK is just thirty five?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Is aging so bad?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Like to think about that?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, he looks sixty two but acts about nineteen.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, so like a cigarette. The largest continent Earth cigarette
largest continent on Earth by service area is Asia. The
popular video game where you could drop from a battle
bus is Fortnite.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Ludwig von Beethoven is from Germany and towering six hundred
feet over Saint Louis the name of the tallest man
made monument in America is called the Gateway arch. I
didn't want to, but Jake is very kind. So, Cody,
I'm sorry was not enough to beat Brooke today. The
good news is just for playing, you do win a
(16:12):
twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort,
theme park, or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
Yeah, okay, all right, cool, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
A good time to play, Cody.
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Hey, you and I played back in I want to
say twenty thirteen around this time, and I'm like, dang,
I got a challenger again.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, it's been a minute, then, Yeah, don't wait ten
years to do this again.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, Cody, come back and play again soon with us.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Okay, definitely will all.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Right, man Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Imagine you've been dating someone for almost two years. You
think they're amazing, everything's going great, You're even talking about
getting engaged.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
This dream many times, Jeffy.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
And then during a normal conversation they tell you, oh,
by the way, I've been constantly lying to you about
one thing since our first date. He Now, there's no
way that one thing could single handedly crush the entire relationship, right.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, there's no way you have sarcasm in your voice
at all.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Right now, well, I will say there's a reason our
caller is masked today because she's still horribly embarrassed that
she ever thought to tell this particular lie just to
impress a guy on date number one, and she wants
to share her shame in a brand new mass speaker.
It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
You don't know me concession.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I can't take.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Back Earl arms.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Mouse speaker textas seventy eighty five nine, who says, when
working from home, I sometimes put thirty minute meetings down
in my office calendar so coworkers won't bug me while
I'm playing with my dog.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh oh, I mean I like that. I don't understand
why people don't all do that.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, if we were one of those meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Peoples, I would block myself out for hours.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I feel like that's something you could just straight up
tell your co workers and they would fully support you.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Absolutely, don't tell the manager.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
We fully support you taking a thirty minute break from
work to confess your secrets on our show.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Wow, it's going to be a long break.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
And we'll keep you anonymous for it. Like today's caller
who wants to go by the alias Danielle, So Danielle,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Hi, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, okay, Danielle, what do you got for us?
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Well, I'm super excited to be on. I've heard this
segment and I love it, and I thought I need
to set myself free.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh oh, prison call. This is going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So voice changer is on collect call being charge to
the company.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
We'll take it if you are the mass speaker, Danielle.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Okay, So years ago, I went out with this guy.
He was so handsome, he was well traveled, he was
well spoken, he told the best stories.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Oh, you and I went out a long time ago, Danielle.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
What happened with this handsome, well traveled guy.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Yeah, he was a president. To be honest, I was
a little intimidated when we went out, I mean just
to be around him, and I wanted to have something
fun and interesting to say.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
So this is.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Where I went wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
I don't know why, but I lied and told him
I had an identical twin sister.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
What that is a wild BLI did? I guess it
just off the cuff. It just came out of your mouth.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah, you know, I've been watching some of those movies
and just like I thought it was so funny, she.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Watched Parent Trap one too many times.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, Phoebe is a twin. To be fair, I did
want to be friends with Lindsay Lohan after I saw
the Parent Trap. I thought she did seem very fun
and she was.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Actually while she was fine, Yeah, a little bit too much.
You brought her good size.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, so you told this new guy that you met
that you have an identical twin even though you don't.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
The crazy part was like when I told him, I
mean he loved it. He thought it was the coolest thing,
and we had seen each other again and again. I
didn't expect it to be a full relationship.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, you guys like, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean at some point he's going to come over
to your house and be like, why aren't there any
pictures of you and you're sistet.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Except that I got really good at phetoshop and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Made bad photos of you and a twin. We'll just
copypaste yourself in a different outfit.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, tattoo. Yeah yeah, Oh Alexis has actually done this
for it seems.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Like this is like triplet confirmed.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Okay, all right, so you're lying to him on multiple
fronts Now, holy cow, this is getting deep.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah, and it went on for almost two years. I
really was falling for him.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hell oh god, wait, did he never meet your family?
Speaker 10 (21:20):
I kept finding excuses for him to not meet my
twin and not meet my family.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It seemed sketchy, like if I was him once or
twice is fine, But eventually it's like, why are you hyping?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
See?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I feel like at that point you have to turn
your twin into a toxic person that you have.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
To cut out of your life.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh you know what I mean, we don't talking. She
was the yang, I was the yank to our twin ships,
So that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Did you get found out?
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (21:50):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
So basically I fessed up. I mean things were getting serious.
I was afraid he was about to legit proposed. I
didn't know what else.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
To do, so you told him the truth?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
So I told him and there were a lot of tears.
I confessed. Everything was kind of like a stunned silent,
which was awful.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I mean, how could you ever trust you again? You
know that he's so hard.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Well, that's basically what happened. He said, you've been lying
to me for two years.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Did he say it like you said it? Or was
it like, wait a second, for two years?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Your dog you?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I mean it could have been like April fools.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, played the long game on you.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
No, I wish. He was so disappointed and said we
needed to take a break, that he needed time to think. Yeah, so,
as you can imagine, he didn't think he can continue
the relationship.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
So what I'm hearing is I got a single lady
on the line with a twin sister.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh, I mean, if he believes it on his own.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, So, okay, you said that that happened years ago.
How are you doing now?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well?
Speaker 10 (23:26):
I really was heartbroken, but I learned a super important
lesson about being authentic and the power of being your
true self in relationship.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, hopefully you'll start a new relationship soon and it'll
go great.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
And well, actually I was able to move on. I'm
happily married now and things are good.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But it will.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
It was a chapter that I've had a little same about,
so I feel better confessing it.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh, ask your sister, or is it your husband has
a twin brother that she's never mets.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, hopefully he doesn't hear this podcast, But thank you
for coming on and confessing and text into seven eight
five nine two. If you have a confession that you've
been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask
your voice, and make you the next mass speaker. Your
phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You've seen those ads for mind sharpening vitamins. Oh yeah,
and I'm supposed to help you think like three hundred
percent better. Yeah, I'm well, I think it's Yeah, I'm
not taking him, so I'm not good at the thinking stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Well.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
A woman email thus saying her husband has been taking
them for the past month and he feels like they're working.
He's getting smarter by the day. She thinks it's just
a waste of money. Yeah, and that's why she wanted
us to call him from the brain boost company to
let him know you keep taking these, there's good things
that will happen to you, and also maybe some weird stuff.
(25:06):
And your phone's app right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
for Tom. I'm calling from the brain Booster Supplement customer
support line. My name's Clay Ovan. Yeah, Hi, Hi Tom.
We received a message that said you didn't receive your
latest order from US and just wanted to check up
(25:28):
on that real quick.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I put in that request, but it's actually all worked out.
My next door neighbor excidentally got the supplements. Oh so
I got it all good.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Wait he didn't take them, did he?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No, he's not going to be smarter than you. Yeah right, okay. Well, hey,
that's great news that you're able to recover it. But
while I have you on the phone, I just want
to see if the brain boost is working for you.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Yeah, no, I am. I really like just how they
make me feel a little more, a little sharper.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh that's surprising. So you're not experiencing any cognitive side effects.
Speaker 12 (26:06):
What do you mean I didn't know that that was
like a possibility.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Well, it's nothing, really. Like a few people have reported
that they can smell color now, and I'm not just
talking food, I'm talking like inanimate objects like uh, I
don't know, I can't think name name something yellow that's
not a food.
Speaker 12 (26:29):
Like a pencil.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Oh wow, yes, thank you. Oh my god, that brain
boost is really working for you.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:38):
I mean I told you I'm feeling sharper.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Now it shows anyway. So back to what I was saying.
Some people are reporting smelling colors as a side effect.
Others tend to experience having a random British accent in
the morning. You're not getting that.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
People are saying that and yeah, it's only happening in
the morning, like they're.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
They're at ten am the accent cuts off.
Speaker 12 (27:02):
Oh my god, that's that's weird.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, but a small price to pay for cognitive boost right.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Also, I will say a few others find themselves starting
tasks that they didn't mean to start, like folding a
neighbor's laundry.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
People are folding their neighbor's laundry because of that I'm taking.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, that's correct. I don't know if it's linked. But
these are just some of the things I'm hearing on
the customer service line. So can I ask how long
have you been taking it?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So far?
Speaker 12 (27:33):
Only a month? This is really.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Concerning, Okay, Okay, Maybe that's why because at the two
month mark, that's when you start to remember things that
never happened. Oh my, so are you remembering things from
the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 12 (27:47):
No? What from the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
No, I'm not sorry remembering anything because it hasn't kicked
in for you yet. That's right, It's okay.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
This is unbelievable. I don't think I want this.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well, no, you will, because around the three month mark,
your brain boost supplement will be so powerful you're gonna
start remembering other people's dreams.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
What, how will that even work?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, let's say they tell them to you, then you're
gonna remember them.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Well, yeah, someone tells me something like that, I would
remember it, but but I thought it was like something weird.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I see what's happening, mister, I'm smarter than you. Thinks
he knows everything. Now, why listen, miss Flauning, Your big
supplement enhanced brain make me feel bad about my normal,
non supplement brain.
Speaker 12 (28:31):
How I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It means once you hit the six month mark, you're
gonna be smarter than ninety nine percent of the public.
So you need to harness this gift and educate all
of the dummies out there. What no fact check them
when they say stupid stuff.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
I'm not gonna go around just correcting strangers. Why would
I do that?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Well, with great power comes great responsibility.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I didn't sign up for any of this. I don't
want any.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Of this, and neither did Captain America. But now everybody
looks up to him.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
That's a movie, that's a superhero, that's like a comic book.
That's not real.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
That's the difference, right, And this isn't a real call.
It's a prank on the radio. Wait, so it's kind
of the same.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
What.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, because you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
your wife deanre set you up for her phone tab.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
Dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
She emailed us. She says that she thinks you're kind
of wasting your money on this brain boost supplement thing,
and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
God, I was freaking out. I was worried I was
going to be doing all this like weird stuff if
I kept taking this thing.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I was freaking out too. When you said pencil, I
don't know how you thought that quickly.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, you really made me feel smarter, you
mean more smarter?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, wake up?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Every morning was fus weekday mornings on the twenties, freaking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
What happens when you go out on three dates? Yeah,
where one person is clearly way more into it than
the other is, and you're a good person. You don't
want feelings to get hurt. Yeah, how do you handle that?
And that's exactly the situation our listener is faced with,
and he's worried that he's about to get locked into
(30:14):
a serious relationship. Oh no, it's all thanks to an
ingenious move this girl pulled and it might leave him
with no way to back out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
She trapped it.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, it's her handcuffs and phone.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
It's not that you're gonna hear it. And why he
needs our help in your awkward Tuesday phone call? Next,
it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. A lot of times when
we're helping out couples in this segment, Yeah, they usually
come to us around like the six month mark in
their relationship, maybe like a year or two, and they've
hit a speed bump. But not today. One of our
listeners says he's sending up smoke signals after date number three. Wow,
(31:00):
you worried already. Sign not necessarily the best, but we
do need to step in and try and help him
out today. So let's talk to Greg. Greg, welcome to
the show Man. How you doing?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Everyone?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Date three man, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
She's sketched. Bro, why don't you just drop it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, that's my question, Jose, Like, why even bother?
Speaker 13 (31:24):
I've actually been thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's on the line right now.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Okay, So no pressure on us here, obviously. What's this
girl's name?
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Her name is Ganna, it's a fun name.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Where'd you meet her online?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Okay? And so what's the issue? I mean, three dates
to already have a problem and you reach out to
a radio show about it. It can't be good.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
I'm just in a weird situation right now.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
A weird situation, Okay, I love weird situations.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That means it's going to be dramatic.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
There's a lot of weird stuff. Yeah, what's happening?
Speaker 13 (32:02):
So, you know, like I said, we met online, we
went on a few dates, but out of nowhere, she
just says, hey, like I have a really big surprise
for you.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
And okay, wait before you go further, when did she
say that? Like via text? In person?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
This is via text?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Okay? And what day of the week was It was
a Monday?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You know, It's like, is she says a surprise date?
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Like do you know no, Like during the afternoon, she's like, Hey,
I have a big surprise for you.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
I've been working on.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
After just three dates.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
That's adorable.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
She's handmaking something. Someone does anything by hand for you.
It's so nice.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Why are you scared? Why do you sound scared of
a surprise?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You're just not like surprises.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
I was actually thinking about ghosting her pretty soon. But
if she gives me like a big gift, like a
big surprise, now I'm going to feel bad. I won't
be able to do that.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
I'm going to feel bad.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Why would love that little parting gift for your time?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, it's so funny you assume big. It could be
so tiny.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
That's actually so big. She makes a good point.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
It could just be like free tickets or something.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I found your real father.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
And that's what we have. On the other line, do.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You feel like you're being guilted into staying with her?
Speaker 13 (33:32):
I'm just playing this out in my mind, and let's
just say, if it is something big, I can't get
rid of her, Like I'm just I'm now going to
be obligated.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, but what if Okay, okay, it's a good.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Look, isn't it like what happened to people just being
direct with each other and saying, after you find out
this prize, I'm sorry, I can't accept this.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, it's not where I'm at in the relationship.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
We all wish we could move back to the nineteen sixties,
but that's not how the world works in morning.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
No, but it's true.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You can say, hey, look, I love the surprises too,
and I love presence. Why don't we save them and
we'll both give each other surprises down the road.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
This girl is so amped about giving me this gift
right now, Like, I don't know if I can dial
it back even if I tried.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I know I'm a gift giver.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
I want to know what it is, so I'm excited
to so I Okay, So you're not you're not saying
that you're definitely gonna end it with Gianna.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You just don't want to be guilted into staying longer
than you're ready to commit to exactly. Okay, what are
we doing?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Are we asking her what the gift is and then
we hang up if.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
It's not good enough?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I like that sounds like he's more scared if it's too.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Good Oh, what advice specifically are you looking for?
Speaker 13 (34:43):
Listen, I just want to know what it is, like,
if it's a big surprise.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I just want to know because if
it's a big gift, and that just kind of puts
my mind in the friends that was like, Okay, this
is gonna at least be like another three months.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We'll imagine it's like a car. Dude, then you're keeping her.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I know.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
He has a boy.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
No one should be giving anyone's big gifts.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
After three d Yeah, I mean, unless you're both on
the same page.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
About it, But rather, would you rather it's like a car,
like a song she made for you?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
You know, you don't know if it's big. We don't
know if it's just a keychain that she had like
personalized to have his name on it. So it could
be anything that's cute.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But if it's a small gift, like Jeff is suggesting,
would you continue to date her?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Or are you gonna want to end things?
Speaker 13 (35:33):
I hope it's just a crappy surprise. That way, I
could just ditch her.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Feel so sad.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
A relationship lies in the balance right now. We're gonna
find out he's doing all the talking by the.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Way, right, I know it's better for her if you
just ditch her, like no, because.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
What if he dies?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
He has like a monkey, a live monkey.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
You bought him.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Yeah, I don't think it's sad because I keep getting textas.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Says she's working on it, right, so it's a project. Yeah,
I think she's with this.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Song.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yeah, that would be terrible. Let's let's come back.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Let's make her sing it.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
We're gonna come back. We'll give you a little bit
of advice on what we think you should do before
we let you call your not even girlfriend. It's a
new fling, Gianna. You find out what surprise she has
planned coming up when we do your awkward Tuesday phone
call right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Everybody loves the person who blows the big surprise, and
today that's all of them. We're helping out one of
our listeners, Greg, who's been out on three dates with
a girl named Gianna, wasn't really feeling it with her.
In fact, kind of planned on ghosting to be honest,
(36:55):
until she told him that she has been planning a
big surprise just for him. Greg's worried if it's really
cool that he's not going to be able to.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ghost because he's a He's a good guy who is guilty.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
He doesn't want to get roped into a relationship for
months and months. Nobody needs that, right, alexis right? Good?
So Greg is about to call her, but wants our
advice first on how to get Gianna to just open
up and tell him what the big surprise is so
he can just know. Jose, please share your wisdom with Greg.
What should he do here? Thank you, Jeffrey Wisdom. Well,
(37:32):
you gotta tell her.
Speaker 16 (37:32):
I know we've been on a few days, but I
should share something with you. Surprises give me anxiety. So
all I would like is just a hint because I
don't want to ruin the surprise, but I do like
to ease some of my anxiety.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Is a hint? Going and tell him enough the anxiety?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, Greg, can you can you say that you actually
have anxiety?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
I have anxiety that I haven't broken up with her yet.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I mean I do feel like anyone who calls us
is anxious.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, channel that maybe into this phone call, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
What do you think I hate ruining surprises? I love surprises.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Unless it's your husband surprising you with a barbershop quartet
in the studio. That surprise you did not like that?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
So what's your advice?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I guess like, if worse comes to worse, you just
lie and say that you already found out.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Maybe she'll just tell you, oh, you know about Blaine.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Oh that's not bad advice. What do you think?
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Greg?
Speaker 13 (38:33):
Yeah, I'm better off of cleaning anxiety card on this one.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, I can use.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
The other one if I get desperate enough.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I had a nickel for every time a man told
me that, wait, let's.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Figure out is always the men's desperate option.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I think.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Okay, go figure it out?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Well, Greg, not so if that was uplifting or not.
But we're gonna dial Giana for you and let you
make this call all hopefully you'll be able to figure
out what surprise she's been planning for you. Really excited
talk for you all. We got you, man, I'm dolling
her number right now here we go.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
All right, Hello, Gianna Greig, Hey, I've.
Speaker 13 (39:27):
Been having.
Speaker 8 (39:30):
What's what's that?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Nothing?
Speaker 15 (39:32):
You just cause them a different number. I was just
wondering where you're coming from. How are you?
Speaker 13 (39:36):
I'm well, I'm doing well. Listen, there's something I wanted
to talk to you about, you know, the surprise.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
That you you had mentioned. I've been giving it a
lot of thought, and I'm so appreciative that you you
put something together.
Speaker 13 (39:49):
But I got it.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
You're gonna love it. You're gonna love.
Speaker 13 (39:51):
It, right, So listen. I know we've only been going
out for you know, a couple times in a few weeks.
There's something I haven't told you that I think I
need to share.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
Oh okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 12 (40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
So, I suffer from severe anxiety, and surprises. Surprises are
like one of one of the triggers for that.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Unfortunately, I don't know if I can handle it.
Speaker 15 (40:29):
Greg, Oh my god, no, like I had no clue.
Speaker 8 (40:34):
Yeah. Sometimes they give me medicine for it too, only.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
For surprises, the anxiety, or is it like just for anything?
Speaker 6 (40:43):
You know?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
The surprises are like the big trigger.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Yeah, oh gosh, oh my god, this is like a trigger.
Oh yeah, I I mean, what do you mean, Like,
I don't know what to do. I don't know. I've
never been in a situation. I'm sorry, Greg.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
Yeah, if you could just kind of tell me a
little bit about it, what it is or hands, that
would really really help.
Speaker 15 (41:03):
Oh well, you know, I really can't say. I really
want to, but is it really going to help you?
Speaker 12 (41:09):
Are?
Speaker 13 (41:10):
Yeah? I mean absolutely, it gets really bad my anxiety.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
Are you triggering now?
Speaker 13 (41:19):
I'm kind of short of breath and just okay, no, no, no,
sit down?
Speaker 15 (41:24):
Just are you sitting down? Sit down?
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (41:27):
Good? Okay, are you ready for this because I'm going
to tell you part of it? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (41:34):
I'm ready?
Speaker 15 (41:35):
All right, So you're going to love it. I booked
you at Dennis appointment.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
Remember you tell me you haven't been in a long time,
so I booked it for you. Wow, I know. Okay,
I'll tell you a little bit more. Also, I also
got you a dermatologist because I wanted to do like
(42:07):
everything at one time, like the mouth and whole face,
everything facial just because you did all that. Yeah, I'm
actually trying to get you an appointment for TSA pre
check too.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Stop also made you a tax appointment for next year.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I actually thought it was an insult until we got
to the TSA pre check.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Same same.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Wait.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Wait, what is happening?
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Who are these people?
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Wait? These people are an entire radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning Surprise.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
We're his Surprise Therapists Center there for support surprises.
Speaker 15 (42:48):
No, are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I am.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
What is going on, Craig? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:56):
So these people are really smart and they.
Speaker 14 (42:59):
Okay, hold on, let them cook.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
They kind of helped me with like tough decisions.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
I kind of brought them into kind of help me out.
Speaker 15 (43:10):
So were you lying about the anxiety for surprises or something? Why? Why?
Why do they need to help you out?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
No?
Speaker 13 (43:18):
No, I wasn't lying.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
I get super nervous about stuff like.
Speaker 15 (43:21):
This, different than so do you like the surprise?
Speaker 13 (43:25):
You know what?
Speaker 15 (43:25):
Like it?
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Actually, no one's ever done anything like that for me before.
Speaker 15 (43:31):
It was yeah, well yeah, you seem like more the
creative type, right, and I'm definitely more buttoned up. So
I thought I would come in help you get a
little structure, do some things that I heard you talk about,
and give you an active service.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Wow, writing a bit like practical. I mean, Greg, that's
probably not what you were expecting at all. That is
actually kind of a big surprise that she cares enough
about you to like set up all this important stuff
in your life. I don't know, how do you? How
do you feel about it?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Their an appointments.
Speaker 13 (44:01):
No, listen, here's the honest truth. I'm kind of into it.
I think that's amazing and.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
It's very It takes a lot off of his plate
now that he doesn't have to do it himself.
Speaker 15 (44:11):
So listen. I'm big on love languages, and I heard
that your love language was like acts of service and support.
And we had that conversation at our second date. So
I'm booking you appointments all over the city. You know.
I'm doing this for you, baby, like all over the city.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Maybe people in relationships should be doing more of these
things for each other.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I mean that's sweet that that's your active service. But
I feel like you're really encroaching on like mom terrritors.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Okay, don't he love language is roadkill. She doesn't know
when you think about true romance.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I just be careful.
Speaker 15 (44:48):
Here's the thing. It's not really like mom, because I'm
not pain. I just wanted to book the appointment. It's
like he paid for dinner. He booked the dinner date.
So I thought I booked some things that I noticed.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean, to me, it sounds like brook has a
problem with other people doing things the way that they
want to do him Greg. Greg seems to like it.
Greg is on board with this.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
What do you mean. No, he's saying he likes it.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know, but I'm just saying for her, it's a
slippery slope, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well, if you book a cup two mointments one day,
two years down the road, you're doing all his laundry,
washing his dishes, picking up his dirty towel.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Okay, this is the Brooks story of what happened in.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
That is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
The worst.
Speaker 15 (45:33):
I definitely want things to be romantic between us, right,
so of.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Course, yeah, so maybe you should book a couple's massage
for the two of you.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
That is the booking that I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (45:44):
Okay, massages giving me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
I don't know what he's doing anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, I don't think he's truthful about I'm.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Just happy that we actually made this all and the
two of you have worked it out and you're on
the same page. That the surprise is a good thing.
Speaker 13 (46:05):
You're going to see each other again, right, I hope so?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Yeah, most.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
In the lobby of the dentists.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Is it me? Or is Brooke in an unseasonably good
mood today? I'm trying to figure out why is it happening?
Is it like her dog got into a fight at
the park recently?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
And one what I don't dog fight, Jeff?
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Well, not on purpose?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
My sweet dog is thirteen years old.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
That I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
The victory was so impressive, elderly did Brook it upgraded
to a first class seat while the rest of her
family had to stay back and coach. I wish maybe
just being in my presence lifted her spirit. Whatever it is.
Either way, her hair looks great today. Maybe she's.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Hair day, you guys A right, I have nothing else
going on in my life.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
That is true, Jeff's hair. The only cool thing besides
that is you're going to be playing Shanin today.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
What kind of mood are you in? Where you at?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I'm in an interesting mood.
Speaker 13 (47:18):
My son turned sixteen in the day, so I'm a wow,
a little fearful.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Do you like the big crazy parties like does he
want to have? Like what happens right now in the
sixteen year old world.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (47:31):
They've gone back to wanting the smaller like house parties
with their friends, and you know, you never know what
happens okay at one of those.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
But we're doing our best.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Okay, all right, we're going back to the nineties again.
Speaker 13 (47:43):
We are, you're going back to the nineties.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Well, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio so
we can get to the game. Here, Shanin, you got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat her outright if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Let's do it?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Earth Day,
named the geographical line that runs north and south perpendicular
to the equator. I mean, what is the currency of Japan?
In two thousand and three, Dangerously in Love was the
name of the debut solo album for what iconic female
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pop star at a bar? What term would you use
if you want to drink with no ice? Five countries
have landed on the moon, but how many have put
astronauts on it. All right, we got our answers in
Brooke is going to come back into the studio here. Now, Shanin,
(48:37):
let's learn a little bit more about you. On our
screener here it says Shanin was a stay at home
mom but is now back working in the restaurant industry. Hey, Jose,
you were in the restaurant industry. Do you have any
advice for Shanin about what she should do?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I used to.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
Tell everyone that it was the whatever, the most expensive
fish on the menu is it's in season.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Year round solid.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh yeah, the few dollar it's in season.
Speaker 12 (49:03):
So you get someone who knows what they're doing, or
a fisherman who's gonna call you out on it.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Actually, it worked at an airport and a fisherman once
was like, dude, I just got back from Alaska. It's
not a haliman season. And I'm like, you know what,
I may have read the fresh notes wrong.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Okay, actual fisherman, then why did you bring your own?
Speaker 4 (49:21):
But basically try to upsell any of the customers on
any product that they might be buying. Do you have
any advice for Jose on his job?
Speaker 15 (49:30):
I like this, Oh, he's killing it.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
He's doing a great job.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Keep it not.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
No advice lost cause, so still talk about Haliban on
the show. Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Your time starts now. Today is earth Day? Name the
geographical line that runs north and south perpendicular to the equator.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh my god, I just pass Remember what.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Is the currency of Japan Yen? In two thousand and three,
Dangerously in Love was the name of the debut solo
album for what iconic female pop star?
Speaker 7 (50:06):
At a bar?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
What term would you use if you want to drink
with no ice off the rocks?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Oh man, you haven't been to a bar in a while. Clearly,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Why would you order a drink without ice?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I just can't imagine why you would warp that.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Let's go to the scoreboard with my friend's butt is
stuck to the toilet seat? What part don't you understand?
Speaker 14 (50:40):
And you did well, but you got one only today.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
Today, let's go over the answers for everybody here. Today
is earth Day. The geographical line that runs north to
south perpendicular to the equator, the prime Meridian. What you
said prime? You said prime? Mean?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (51:05):
You said.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You would have just tied anyway.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Lost currency of Japan is yen. Dangerously in Love was
the debut solo album for Beyonce. At a Bar. If
you want to drink with no ice, you order it
neat neat and you said up, which you can still
have ice.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Up just means an upglass.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
It means a Martini glass. Five countries have landed on
the Moon, but how many have put astronauts on it?
Only one US, A USA, World, China. So sorry, Shanin,
it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just
for playing, we are going to give you two tickets
to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami Marlins
(51:48):
on Sunday, April twenty seventh at t Mobile Park. Thank you,
maybe a little birthday gift for your son there.
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Absolutely you're thinking I'm gonna lose those tickets immediately, So.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yeah, come back and play again soon, Shaneine. We're gonna
do wind Brooks backs the same time tomorrow
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
All right, we got a full hour to just completely
(00:01):
waste your time. Head. Oh, welcome to the full show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, the whole with the
second date update, and today we got a brand new
awkward Tuesday phone.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Call for you. Uh that's all about a huge surprise
after only three dates.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'd love to hear in the comments if you guys
are good with that or not. Oh, and we've got
a lot of trivia today with Beatbrook. We did have
a text or text into the text number seven eight
five nine two and suggests that we do a musical
version of trivia, which I think is just me singing
all of my answers.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Really, yeah, it would be more No, Jeff would have
too much fun with Jeff question, and the question would
when did the earth?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know, Jeff and I both tap dance? Maybe we
could throw give me a one question here when I
was little. Let me in this agment a year. Okay,
we don't need no shuffle off to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay in the corner, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's not often that we get to honor people associated
with the police force. For our hero of the week. Wow,
it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. But that's what's happening today.
Our hero is a nine to one to one operator
in Savannah, Georgia. There's so many emergency call centers all
over this country who have selfless people dedicating their lives
(01:27):
to helping and saving others in the community.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, it's so important.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
This isn't one of them. Oh okay, maybe that's part
of the reason why this person is unidentified. But she
is under review with her supervisors.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, here we go, jeff buckle up.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's all because of a call that she answered when
a family was worried about a prowler trying to get
inside of their house. So when the husband called the
police desperate for help, this is what he heard from
the dispatcher.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Sorry, what.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Wasn't quite focused on the tasks breakfast and didn't even
get a hash brown, But you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hear that there's the emergency she should have instead.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, she's zeroed in on ordering a mcgriddle, which I
do think we all can agree is a fantastic breakfast item.
So you can understand the dilemma that she was in.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
A woman that can multitask, why is that so bad.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
She shouldn't do.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
A great job of multitasking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Then hey, listen, it doesn't mean that you do all
the jobs good exactly, just means that you do them
all at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was gonna say, in her defense, I think Brooke
has a mcgriddle at her desk.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Right right now.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Absolutely, yeah, all valid points.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Did I just take this show on the road.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I'll just grow through.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
So to the anonymous nine to one one operator, whoever
you are, I don't care if you get suspended or
you lose your job. We see the importance of a
fried egg sand which tucked between two syrupee buns, is
that if.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You lose your job, you keep it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
After that, That's why lady you are Brook and Jefferies
hero of the reason. So inspiring. Now let's move on
and get to the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
I'm hungry now.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
With the guy who is completely disgusted by that nine
one one operator's actions unless she was ordering a kotsu.
Berger fully support it. Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Let's go get out your paper straws and reusable toilet paper.
Because it's Earth Day.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
There's reusable toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I would just you could buy bamboo toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's really a lot better for the planet. And I'm
not cutting down virgin.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Forests well to celebrates about cities. Why cities, Because nothing
says I love you, Mother Earth like densely populated areas
with traffic that moves slower than the continental drift. So
in honor of our little blue planet, we're doing a
(04:08):
special real town or big frown.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Edition of.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Twenty of twenty. You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll tell you about a possible place that you might
find here on Earth. You just have to tell me
is it a real town or a big frown?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Gotcha?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
We'll start with the woman who puts the her in hemisphere.
That's alexis a compliment, is it?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I think?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Okay, it's just actually correct. It's not a compliment. Don't
take it as such. How about a number though, ten,
Number ten, alexis your Earthday city is moist Berg, Germany.
It's a pertetually rainy town whose slogan is stay damp,
stay happy. Is that a real town or a big frown?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It wasn't even the name for me. It's I just
don't think a German slogan would be stay happy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't know, you know, like I just don't I
think that would.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Be their town. They have found the whole thing. I'm
gonna say it's a big frown.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Alex says, that's a big frown. It's made up town.
You got them, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, give me number nine.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Number nine.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Your Earthday city is Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It's an Amish town
whose name makes for some very awkward souvenir t shirts.
Is that a real town or a big firm.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That has got to be the Vegas of Amish Country.
We're going to Intercourse this week.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I feel like it's one of those things where it's
like there's a couple of roads that connected.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So we're gonna call it the Intercourse Courses.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And they did it, thank it through, So I'm gonna
say real town.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Jake says, real town.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
There this weekend.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Cong that's Michael Jose. Number nine and number ten are
off the board. You've heard of Honolulu, of course, but
your earth Day city is on a neighboring Hawaiian island
and it's Yanilulu. According to the residents, the island town
is so boring even the sunsets seem tired. Is a
real town or a big frown?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
No, I love Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And and you love naps too, love naps.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This sounds like a nickname for a town, though not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm gonna say this is a big frown.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Big crown today says Yanolulu is made up. You nailed it,
not a real place.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
They sounds lovely to go rest.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, it could be like a retirement community.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
On that by itself, Jeffrey, Two, nine and ten are
off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Thirteen.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Your Earthday city is Muff, Ireland. It's a charming seaside
town that blissfully ignores every tourist snicker. Is that a
real town or a big frown?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I mean, why is that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why is it not funny? Are you you don't know?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
You know town?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Does he not?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I think he's getting no. Honestly, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
It's a female the muff, the muff.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Ye, yes, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Now I feel really left out of this.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's muff and top.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I love a good Irish muffin. So let's say that
it's the number one bakery center of Ireland.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So you're saying that's real.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'm saying real town.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Jeffrey says real town. He nailed it despite not knowing muff.
He got that right.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You really don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
No, are you serious? That's what it's called.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
It's Earth Day and we're talking real towns that you
could find on Earth. We're back to Alexis. Need a number, fifteen, Alexis.
Your Earthday city is Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. It's
named after a nineteen fifties radio quiz show because America.
Is that a real town or big thrown? I don't know,
(08:02):
so serious?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh, the Truth or Dare wasn't intense enough for them.
They needed to make a truth or Consequence.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It does sound like a punishment rather than a fun
thing you get to do if you choose that way.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna say real town.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Alexis says real town.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It is a real town, the.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Home of professional wrestler Cactus Jack. Now, Brooke, we're over.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
To you, all right, give me seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Your Earthday city is sporked in Canada. It's a crown
former cutlery manufacturing hub. Now it's just confused. Is it
a real town or a big town.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Sports gotta come from somewhere, that's right, jeff.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I mean I would think it comes from the name
spoon and fork mixed together, not from sport town.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now they're sport trees in Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm gonna say Crowntown, Brook.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Says, big frown Crownown. That is correct and unfortunate. You
guys have gotten every single answer correct, which means that
I will face the truth and the consequences.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So, Jake, you're gonna get shocked. While singing Umbrella by Rihanna.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
When the sun Shine We Shine together told you I'll
be here forever, said, I'll always be in frand to
you know what, I'm stick it out.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
To the now he's in frown Town. That's your shock
collar question of the day. We got fun to have
coming up in.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Just a few minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
In all the years that Brooke has been playing trivia
on this show, what have we lost and what have
we gained? And let's see, we've I mean, we lost
multiple sponsors, We've lost faith in the education system in
our country, We've lost our lunches. When Brooked tells a
(10:00):
story about her early dating life.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He that's it was. It was fun yeah for you.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And well, oh god, what have we gained? What have
we gained? Brooks gained years on her life.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's something you need to exit the room.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Suit.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
We've gained laughlines, those are good, and we've gained wisdom
that we're not as smart as we thought we were.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I thought you were going to say, wait, and I
was about to find out.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Come here for the wisdom of knowing how dumb we are.
When Brooke plays more trivia right now, it's April, and
you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What does it mean, Jeff?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Allergy season?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Why would you start with that?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Nothing stops good trivia like bad allergies.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are playing the game.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
That's why today is edition of wind Brooks Bucks is
brought to you by our new sponsor, puff Off Swollen Face,
not today Satan. Thanks to Russian made puff Off puff
your way to peace today.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Trust anything from the Russians.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Jeff.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Let's see if today's challenger also takes puff Off. His
name is Cody. Cody, you take allergy medication?
Speaker 11 (11:19):
No, because I actually surprisingly don't have any Oh I.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You know, it's funny, Cody, I don't have allergies. Either
I don't have allergies either.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Do you know I'm a perfect person to what you do?
Don't you have no problem?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, you look like redhead.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It just comes with the color of I do sneeze
at least one hundred times a day.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, we'll contact Russia get you some of that meds
as soon as we can. But Cody, are you ready
to play some trivia here?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Ready as I'll ever be? Obviously, torture, torture, So let's.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Get right to that. Then let's leave in the studio
and we'll go over the rules real quick. Thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as hospell. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat her out right if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 12 (12:05):
Yes, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
All right, Good luck, my man. Your time starts now.
They both celebrate birthdays today. Who is older musician Machine
Gun Kelly or running back Marshawn Lynch.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Marshaw Lynch.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
What is the largest continent on Earth by surface area?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Australia.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
In what popular video game can you drop from something
called a battle bus.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Path?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Composer Ludwood von Beethoven is from what country.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Germany?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Towering six hundred feet over Saint Louis. What's the name
of the tallest man made monument in America. You can't
pass underneath it though, So that's kind of a nice
sneaky answer there, Well done. Cody Brooks coming back into
the studio here, and this is interesting about Cody. He
works two jobs in the same location.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Wait, that's one job then, Cody, No, No.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, one job. He works at bath and Body Works.
His second job is at Spencer's, Oh, in the same mall,
so he double shifts it. He finishes at one, then
just walks down over into the mall to his other job.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Somebody walks into Spencer's are like, why does this place smell.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Like cucumber melon?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
We employees here smell amazing. Yeah, Cody, so you work
in the mall. What's your advice for mallgoers these days?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Please be respectful to the people. I guess if you
are nice to them, they will certainly help you out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
People are being rude to the mall.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Who's disrespecting you?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Especially there in the holidays, You'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
You were probably demanding.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm gonna say I love going to the mall. I
know I just ordered some stuff online for my kids
and it didn't come in time, so I like, we
actually wait in person and tried stuff on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I was like, God, I love this. Are people there, Yeah,
there are people there. It's nice to touch things, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
The touching thing is probably the thing that Cody doesn't like.
You don't like it when people ask you to spread
the creams onto them for them.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Right, No, Dan, I'm some ready to get a free
back beside from Cody at bath and bodywork.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
All right, Cody, good work. You're gonna sit tight because
now it's Brooks turn You ready, Brook yeh, I'm ready.
Your time starts now. They both celebrate birthdays today. Who
is older musician Machine Gun Kelly or running back Marshawn.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Lynch Marshall Lynch.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What is the largest continent on Earth by surface area?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Asia?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
In what popular video game can you drop from something
called a battle bus Fortnite? Composer Ludwig von Beethoven is
from what country?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Beethoven is Austrian.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Towering six hundred feet over Saint Louis. What's the name
of the tallest man made monument in America.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
The Arch? The Arch of Saint Louis all right.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Let's go over to the scoreboard to see how you
did though with Jose. I'm on meth, I'm on myth
Oh God, I'm on it too, so am I.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
I'm on crack.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I need to make the switch.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, you got to correct today.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Hey, it's better than getting nothing wrong. I know what
I mean.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
We always try to say that. And Brook you got
four four.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
She doubled you up today, Coy, Sorry about that. Let's go.
Let's go over the answers for everybody between Machine Gun
Kelly and Marshawn Lynch, who both have birthdays today. Marshawn
is older. He's thirty nine. MGK is just thirty five?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Is aging so bad?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Like to think about that?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, he looks sixty two but acts about nineteen.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, so like a cigarette. The largest continent Earth cigarette
largest continent on Earth by service area is Asia. The
popular video game where you could drop from a battle
bus is Fortnite.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Ludwig von Beethoven is from Germany and towering six hundred
feet over Saint Louis the name of the tallest man
made monument in America is called the Gateway arch. I
didn't want to, but Jake is very kind. So, Cody,
I'm sorry was not enough to beat Brooke today. The
good news is just for playing, you do win a
(16:12):
twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort,
theme park, or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
Yeah, okay, all right, cool, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
A good time to play, Cody.
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Hey, you and I played back in I want to
say twenty thirteen around this time, and I'm like, dang,
I got a challenger again.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, it's been a minute, then, Yeah, don't wait ten
years to do this again.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, Cody, come back and play again soon with us.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Okay, definitely will all.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Right, man Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Imagine you've been dating someone for almost two years. You
think they're amazing, everything's going great, You're even talking about
getting engaged.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
This dream many times, Jeffy.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
And then during a normal conversation they tell you, oh,
by the way, I've been constantly lying to you about
one thing since our first date. He Now, there's no
way that one thing could single handedly crush the entire relationship, right.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, there's no way you have sarcasm in your voice
at all.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Right now, well, I will say there's a reason our
caller is masked today because she's still horribly embarrassed that
she ever thought to tell this particular lie just to
impress a guy on date number one, and she wants
to share her shame in a brand new mass speaker.
It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
You don't know me concession.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I can't take.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Back Earl arms.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Mouse speaker textas seventy eighty five nine, who says, when
working from home, I sometimes put thirty minute meetings down
in my office calendar so coworkers won't bug me while
I'm playing with my dog.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh oh, I mean I like that. I don't understand
why people don't all do that.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, if we were one of those meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Peoples, I would block myself out for hours.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I feel like that's something you could just straight up
tell your co workers and they would fully support you.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Absolutely, don't tell the manager.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
We fully support you taking a thirty minute break from
work to confess your secrets on our show.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Wow, it's going to be a long break.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
And we'll keep you anonymous for it. Like today's caller
who wants to go by the alias Danielle, So Danielle,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Hi, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, okay, Danielle, what do you got for us?
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Well, I'm super excited to be on. I've heard this
segment and I love it, and I thought I need
to set myself free.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh oh, prison call. This is going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So voice changer is on collect call being charge to
the company.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
We'll take it if you are the mass speaker, Danielle.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Okay, So years ago, I went out with this guy.
He was so handsome, he was well traveled, he was
well spoken, he told the best stories.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Oh, you and I went out a long time ago, Danielle.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
What happened with this handsome, well traveled guy.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Yeah, he was a president. To be honest, I was
a little intimidated when we went out, I mean just
to be around him, and I wanted to have something
fun and interesting to say.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
So this is.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Where I went wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
I don't know why, but I lied and told him
I had an identical twin sister.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
What that is a wild BLI did? I guess it
just off the cuff. It just came out of your mouth.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah, you know, I've been watching some of those movies
and just like I thought it was so funny, she.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Watched Parent Trap one too many times.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, Phoebe is a twin. To be fair, I did
want to be friends with Lindsay Lohan after I saw
the Parent Trap. I thought she did seem very fun
and she was.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Actually while she was fine, Yeah, a little bit too much.
You brought her good size.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, so you told this new guy that you met
that you have an identical twin even though you don't.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
The crazy part was like when I told him, I
mean he loved it. He thought it was the coolest thing,
and we had seen each other again and again. I
didn't expect it to be a full relationship.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, you guys like, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean at some point he's going to come over
to your house and be like, why aren't there any
pictures of you and you're sistet.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Except that I got really good at phetoshop and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Made bad photos of you and a twin. We'll just
copypaste yourself in a different outfit.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, tattoo. Yeah yeah, Oh Alexis has actually done this
for it seems.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Like this is like triplet confirmed.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Okay, all right, so you're lying to him on multiple
fronts Now, holy cow, this is getting deep.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah, and it went on for almost two years. I
really was falling for him.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hell oh god, wait, did he never meet your family?
Speaker 10 (21:20):
I kept finding excuses for him to not meet my
twin and not meet my family.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It seemed sketchy, like if I was him once or
twice is fine, But eventually it's like, why are you hyping?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
See?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I feel like at that point you have to turn
your twin into a toxic person that you have.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
To cut out of your life.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh you know what I mean, we don't talking. She
was the yang, I was the yank to our twin ships,
So that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Did you get found out?
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (21:50):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
So basically I fessed up. I mean things were getting serious.
I was afraid he was about to legit proposed. I
didn't know what else.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
To do, so you told him the truth?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
So I told him and there were a lot of tears.
I confessed. Everything was kind of like a stunned silent,
which was awful.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I mean, how could you ever trust you again? You
know that he's so hard.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Well, that's basically what happened. He said, you've been lying
to me for two years.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Did he say it like you said it? Or was
it like, wait a second, for two years?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Your dog you?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I mean it could have been like April fools.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, played the long game on you.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
No, I wish. He was so disappointed and said we
needed to take a break, that he needed time to think. Yeah, so,
as you can imagine, he didn't think he can continue
the relationship.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
So what I'm hearing is I got a single lady
on the line with a twin sister.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh, I mean, if he believes it on his own.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, So, okay, you said that that happened years ago.
How are you doing now?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well?
Speaker 10 (23:26):
I really was heartbroken, but I learned a super important
lesson about being authentic and the power of being your
true self in relationship.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, hopefully you'll start a new relationship soon and it'll
go great.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
And well, actually I was able to move on. I'm
happily married now and things are good.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But it will.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
It was a chapter that I've had a little same about,
so I feel better confessing it.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh, ask your sister, or is it your husband has
a twin brother that she's never mets.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, hopefully he doesn't hear this podcast, But thank you
for coming on and confessing and text into seven eight
five nine two. If you have a confession that you've
been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask
your voice, and make you the next mass speaker. Your
phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You've seen those ads for mind sharpening vitamins. Oh yeah,
and I'm supposed to help you think like three hundred
percent better. Yeah, I'm well, I think it's Yeah, I'm
not taking him, so I'm not good at the thinking stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Well.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
A woman email thus saying her husband has been taking
them for the past month and he feels like they're working.
He's getting smarter by the day. She thinks it's just
a waste of money. Yeah, and that's why she wanted
us to call him from the brain boost company to
let him know you keep taking these, there's good things
that will happen to you, and also maybe some weird stuff.
(25:06):
And your phone's app right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
for Tom. I'm calling from the brain Booster Supplement customer
support line. My name's Clay Ovan. Yeah, Hi, Hi Tom.
We received a message that said you didn't receive your
latest order from US and just wanted to check up
(25:28):
on that real quick.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I put in that request, but it's actually all worked out.
My next door neighbor excidentally got the supplements. Oh so
I got it all good.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Wait he didn't take them, did he?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No, he's not going to be smarter than you. Yeah right, okay. Well, hey,
that's great news that you're able to recover it. But
while I have you on the phone, I just want
to see if the brain boost is working for you.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Yeah, no, I am. I really like just how they
make me feel a little more, a little sharper.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh that's surprising. So you're not experiencing any cognitive side effects.
Speaker 12 (26:06):
What do you mean I didn't know that that was
like a possibility.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Well, it's nothing, really. Like a few people have reported
that they can smell color now, and I'm not just
talking food, I'm talking like inanimate objects like uh, I
don't know, I can't think name name something yellow that's
not a food.
Speaker 12 (26:29):
Like a pencil.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Oh wow, yes, thank you. Oh my god, that brain
boost is really working for you.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:38):
I mean I told you I'm feeling sharper.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Now it shows anyway. So back to what I was saying.
Some people are reporting smelling colors as a side effect.
Others tend to experience having a random British accent in
the morning. You're not getting that.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
People are saying that and yeah, it's only happening in
the morning, like they're.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
They're at ten am the accent cuts off.
Speaker 12 (27:02):
Oh my god, that's that's weird.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, but a small price to pay for cognitive boost right.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Also, I will say a few others find themselves starting
tasks that they didn't mean to start, like folding a
neighbor's laundry.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
People are folding their neighbor's laundry because of that I'm taking.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, that's correct. I don't know if it's linked. But
these are just some of the things I'm hearing on
the customer service line. So can I ask how long
have you been taking it?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So far?
Speaker 12 (27:33):
Only a month? This is really.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Concerning, Okay, Okay, Maybe that's why because at the two
month mark, that's when you start to remember things that
never happened. Oh my, so are you remembering things from
the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 12 (27:47):
No? What from the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
No, I'm not sorry remembering anything because it hasn't kicked
in for you yet. That's right, It's okay.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
This is unbelievable. I don't think I want this.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well, no, you will, because around the three month mark,
your brain boost supplement will be so powerful you're gonna
start remembering other people's dreams.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
What, how will that even work?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, let's say they tell them to you, then you're
gonna remember them.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Well, yeah, someone tells me something like that, I would
remember it, but but I thought it was like something weird.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I see what's happening, mister, I'm smarter than you. Thinks
he knows everything. Now, why listen, miss Flauning, Your big
supplement enhanced brain make me feel bad about my normal,
non supplement brain.
Speaker 12 (28:31):
How I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It means once you hit the six month mark, you're
gonna be smarter than ninety nine percent of the public.
So you need to harness this gift and educate all
of the dummies out there. What no fact check them
when they say stupid stuff.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
I'm not gonna go around just correcting strangers. Why would
I do that?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Well, with great power comes great responsibility.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I didn't sign up for any of this. I don't
want any.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Of this, and neither did Captain America. But now everybody
looks up to him.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
That's a movie, that's a superhero, that's like a comic book.
That's not real.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
That's the difference, right, And this isn't a real call.
It's a prank on the radio. Wait, so it's kind
of the same.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
What.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, because you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
your wife deanre set you up for her phone tab.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
Dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
She emailed us. She says that she thinks you're kind
of wasting your money on this brain boost supplement thing,
and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
God, I was freaking out. I was worried I was
going to be doing all this like weird stuff if
I kept taking this thing.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I was freaking out too. When you said pencil, I
don't know how you thought that quickly.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, you really made me feel smarter, you
mean more smarter?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, wake up?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Every morning was fus weekday mornings on the twenties, freaking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
What happens when you go out on three dates? Yeah,
where one person is clearly way more into it than
the other is, and you're a good person. You don't
want feelings to get hurt. Yeah, how do you handle that?
And that's exactly the situation our listener is faced with,
and he's worried that he's about to get locked into
(30:14):
a serious relationship. Oh no, it's all thanks to an
ingenious move this girl pulled and it might leave him
with no way to back out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
She trapped it.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, it's her handcuffs and phone.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
It's not that you're gonna hear it. And why he
needs our help in your awkward Tuesday phone call? Next,
it's awkward.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. A lot of times when
we're helping out couples in this segment, Yeah, they usually
come to us around like the six month mark in
their relationship, maybe like a year or two, and they've
hit a speed bump. But not today. One of our
listeners says he's sending up smoke signals after date number three. Wow,
(31:00):
you worried already. Sign not necessarily the best, but we
do need to step in and try and help him
out today. So let's talk to Greg. Greg, welcome to
the show Man. How you doing?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Everyone?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Date three man, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
She's sketched. Bro, why don't you just drop it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, that's my question, Jose, Like, why even bother?
Speaker 13 (31:24):
I've actually been thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's on the line right now.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Okay, So no pressure on us here, obviously. What's this
girl's name?
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Her name is Ganna, it's a fun name.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Where'd you meet her online?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Okay? And so what's the issue? I mean, three dates
to already have a problem and you reach out to
a radio show about it. It can't be good.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
I'm just in a weird situation right now.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
A weird situation, Okay, I love weird situations.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That means it's going to be dramatic.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
There's a lot of weird stuff. Yeah, what's happening?
Speaker 13 (32:02):
So, you know, like I said, we met online, we
went on a few dates, but out of nowhere, she
just says, hey, like I have a really big surprise
for you.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
And okay, wait before you go further, when did she
say that? Like via text? In person?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
This is via text?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Okay? And what day of the week was It was
a Monday?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You know, It's like, is she says a surprise date?
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Like do you know no, Like during the afternoon, she's like, Hey,
I have a big surprise for you.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
I've been working on.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
After just three dates.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
That's adorable.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
She's handmaking something. Someone does anything by hand for you.
It's so nice.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Why are you scared? Why do you sound scared of
a surprise?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You're just not like surprises.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
I was actually thinking about ghosting her pretty soon. But
if she gives me like a big gift, like a
big surprise, now I'm going to feel bad. I won't
be able to do that.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
I'm going to feel bad.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Why would love that little parting gift for your time?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, it's so funny you assume big. It could be
so tiny.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
That's actually so big. She makes a good point.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
It could just be like free tickets or something.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I found your real father.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
And that's what we have. On the other line, do.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You feel like you're being guilted into staying with her?
Speaker 13 (33:32):
I'm just playing this out in my mind, and let's
just say, if it is something big, I can't get
rid of her, Like I'm just I'm now going to
be obligated.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, but what if Okay, okay, it's a good.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Look, isn't it like what happened to people just being
direct with each other and saying, after you find out
this prize, I'm sorry, I can't accept this.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, it's not where I'm at in the relationship.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
We all wish we could move back to the nineteen sixties,
but that's not how the world works in morning.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
No, but it's true.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You can say, hey, look, I love the surprises too,
and I love presence. Why don't we save them and
we'll both give each other surprises down the road.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
This girl is so amped about giving me this gift
right now, Like, I don't know if I can dial
it back even if I tried.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I know I'm a gift giver.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
I want to know what it is, so I'm excited
to so I Okay, So you're not you're not saying
that you're definitely gonna end it with Gianna.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You just don't want to be guilted into staying longer
than you're ready to commit to exactly. Okay, what are
we doing?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Are we asking her what the gift is and then
we hang up if.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
It's not good enough?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I like that sounds like he's more scared if it's too.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Good Oh, what advice specifically are you looking for?
Speaker 13 (34:43):
Listen, I just want to know what it is, like,
if it's a big surprise.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I just want to know because if
it's a big gift, and that just kind of puts
my mind in the friends that was like, Okay, this
is gonna at least be like another three months.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We'll imagine it's like a car. Dude, then you're keeping her.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I know.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
He has a boy.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
No one should be giving anyone's big gifts.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
After three d Yeah, I mean, unless you're both on
the same page.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
About it, But rather, would you rather it's like a car,
like a song she made for you?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
You know, you don't know if it's big. We don't
know if it's just a keychain that she had like
personalized to have his name on it. So it could
be anything that's cute.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But if it's a small gift, like Jeff is suggesting,
would you continue to date her?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Or are you gonna want to end things?
Speaker 13 (35:33):
I hope it's just a crappy surprise. That way, I
could just ditch her.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Feel so sad.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
A relationship lies in the balance right now. We're gonna
find out he's doing all the talking by the.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Way, right, I know it's better for her if you
just ditch her, like no, because.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
What if he dies?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
He has like a monkey, a live monkey.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
You bought him.
Speaker 13 (35:54):
Yeah, I don't think it's sad because I keep getting textas.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Says she's working on it, right, so it's a project. Yeah,
I think she's with this.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Song.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yeah, that would be terrible. Let's let's come back.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Let's make her sing it.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
We're gonna come back. We'll give you a little bit
of advice on what we think you should do before
we let you call your not even girlfriend. It's a
new fling, Gianna. You find out what surprise she has
planned coming up when we do your awkward Tuesday phone
call right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Everybody loves the person who blows the big surprise, and
today that's all of them. We're helping out one of
our listeners, Greg, who's been out on three dates with
a girl named Gianna, wasn't really feeling it with her.
In fact, kind of planned on ghosting to be honest,
(36:55):
until she told him that she has been planning a
big surprise just for him. Greg's worried if it's really
cool that he's not going to be able to.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ghost because he's a He's a good guy who is guilty.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
He doesn't want to get roped into a relationship for
months and months. Nobody needs that, right, alexis right? Good?
So Greg is about to call her, but wants our
advice first on how to get Gianna to just open
up and tell him what the big surprise is so
he can just know. Jose, please share your wisdom with Greg.
What should he do here? Thank you, Jeffrey Wisdom. Well,
(37:32):
you gotta tell her.
Speaker 16 (37:32):
I know we've been on a few days, but I
should share something with you. Surprises give me anxiety. So
all I would like is just a hint because I
don't want to ruin the surprise, but I do like
to ease some of my anxiety.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Is a hint? Going and tell him enough the anxiety?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, Greg, can you can you say that you actually
have anxiety?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
I have anxiety that I haven't broken up with her yet.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I mean I do feel like anyone who calls us
is anxious.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, channel that maybe into this phone call, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
What do you think I hate ruining surprises? I love surprises.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Unless it's your husband surprising you with a barbershop quartet
in the studio. That surprise you did not like that?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
So what's your advice?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I guess like, if worse comes to worse, you just
lie and say that you already found out.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Maybe she'll just tell you, oh, you know about Blaine.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Oh that's not bad advice. What do you think?
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Greg?
Speaker 13 (38:33):
Yeah, I'm better off of cleaning anxiety card on this one.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, I can use.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
The other one if I get desperate enough.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I had a nickel for every time a man told
me that, wait, let's.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Figure out is always the men's desperate option.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I think.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Okay, go figure it out?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Well, Greg, not so if that was uplifting or not.
But we're gonna dial Giana for you and let you
make this call all hopefully you'll be able to figure
out what surprise she's been planning for you. Really excited
talk for you all. We got you, man, I'm dolling
her number right now here we go.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
All right, Hello, Gianna Greig, Hey, I've.
Speaker 13 (39:27):
Been having.
Speaker 8 (39:30):
What's what's that?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Nothing?
Speaker 15 (39:32):
You just cause them a different number. I was just
wondering where you're coming from. How are you?
Speaker 13 (39:36):
I'm well, I'm doing well. Listen, there's something I wanted
to talk to you about, you know, the surprise.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
That you you had mentioned. I've been giving it a
lot of thought, and I'm so appreciative that you you
put something together.
Speaker 13 (39:49):
But I got it.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
You're gonna love it. You're gonna love.
Speaker 13 (39:51):
It, right, So listen. I know we've only been going
out for you know, a couple times in a few weeks.
There's something I haven't told you that I think I
need to share.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
Oh okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 12 (40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
So, I suffer from severe anxiety, and surprises. Surprises are
like one of one of the triggers for that.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Unfortunately, I don't know if I can handle it.
Speaker 15 (40:29):
Greg, Oh my god, no, like I had no clue.
Speaker 8 (40:34):
Yeah. Sometimes they give me medicine for it too, only.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
For surprises, the anxiety, or is it like just for anything?
Speaker 6 (40:43):
You know?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
The surprises are like the big trigger.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Yeah, oh gosh, oh my god, this is like a trigger.
Oh yeah, I I mean, what do you mean, Like,
I don't know what to do. I don't know. I've
never been in a situation. I'm sorry, Greg.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
Yeah, if you could just kind of tell me a
little bit about it, what it is or hands, that
would really really help.
Speaker 15 (41:03):
Oh well, you know, I really can't say. I really
want to, but is it really going to help you?
Speaker 12 (41:09):
Are?
Speaker 13 (41:10):
Yeah? I mean absolutely, it gets really bad my anxiety.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
Are you triggering now?
Speaker 13 (41:19):
I'm kind of short of breath and just okay, no, no, no,
sit down?
Speaker 15 (41:24):
Just are you sitting down? Sit down?
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (41:27):
Good? Okay, are you ready for this because I'm going
to tell you part of it? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (41:34):
I'm ready?
Speaker 15 (41:35):
All right, So you're going to love it. I booked
you at Dennis appointment.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
Remember you tell me you haven't been in a long time,
so I booked it for you. Wow, I know. Okay,
I'll tell you a little bit more. Also, I also
got you a dermatologist because I wanted to do like
(42:07):
everything at one time, like the mouth and whole face,
everything facial just because you did all that. Yeah, I'm
actually trying to get you an appointment for TSA pre
check too.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Stop also made you a tax appointment for next year.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I actually thought it was an insult until we got
to the TSA pre check.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Same same.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Wait.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Wait, what is happening?
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Who are these people?
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Wait? These people are an entire radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning Surprise.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
We're his Surprise Therapists Center there for support surprises.
Speaker 15 (42:48):
No, are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I am.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
What is going on, Craig? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:56):
So these people are really smart and they.
Speaker 14 (42:59):
Okay, hold on, let them cook.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
They kind of helped me with like tough decisions.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
I kind of brought them into kind of help me out.
Speaker 15 (43:10):
So were you lying about the anxiety for surprises or something? Why? Why?
Why do they need to help you out?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
No?
Speaker 13 (43:18):
No, I wasn't lying.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
I get super nervous about stuff like.
Speaker 15 (43:21):
This, different than so do you like the surprise?
Speaker 13 (43:25):
You know what?
Speaker 15 (43:25):
Like it?
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Actually, no one's ever done anything like that for me before.
Speaker 15 (43:31):
It was yeah, well yeah, you seem like more the
creative type, right, and I'm definitely more buttoned up. So
I thought I would come in help you get a
little structure, do some things that I heard you talk about,
and give you an active service.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Wow, writing a bit like practical. I mean, Greg, that's
probably not what you were expecting at all. That is
actually kind of a big surprise that she cares enough
about you to like set up all this important stuff
in your life. I don't know, how do you? How
do you feel about it?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Their an appointments.
Speaker 13 (44:01):
No, listen, here's the honest truth. I'm kind of into it.
I think that's amazing and.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
It's very It takes a lot off of his plate
now that he doesn't have to do it himself.
Speaker 15 (44:11):
So listen. I'm big on love languages, and I heard
that your love language was like acts of service and support.
And we had that conversation at our second date. So
I'm booking you appointments all over the city. You know.
I'm doing this for you, baby, like all over the city.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Maybe people in relationships should be doing more of these
things for each other.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I mean that's sweet that that's your active service. But
I feel like you're really encroaching on like mom terrritors.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Okay, don't he love language is roadkill. She doesn't know
when you think about true romance.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I just be careful.
Speaker 15 (44:48):
Here's the thing. It's not really like mom, because I'm
not pain. I just wanted to book the appointment. It's
like he paid for dinner. He booked the dinner date.
So I thought I booked some things that I noticed.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean, to me, it sounds like brook has a
problem with other people doing things the way that they
want to do him Greg. Greg seems to like it.
Greg is on board with this.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
What do you mean. No, he's saying he likes it.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know, but I'm just saying for her, it's a
slippery slope, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well, if you book a cup two mointments one day,
two years down the road, you're doing all his laundry,
washing his dishes, picking up his dirty towel.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Okay, this is the Brooks story of what happened in.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
That is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
The worst.
Speaker 15 (45:33):
I definitely want things to be romantic between us, right,
so of.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Course, yeah, so maybe you should book a couple's massage
for the two of you.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
That is the booking that I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (45:44):
Okay, massages giving me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
I don't know what he's doing anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, I don't think he's truthful about I'm.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Just happy that we actually made this all and the
two of you have worked it out and you're on
the same page. That the surprise is a good thing.
Speaker 13 (46:05):
You're going to see each other again, right, I hope so?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Yeah, most.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
In the lobby of the dentists.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Is it me? Or is Brooke in an unseasonably good
mood today? I'm trying to figure out why is it happening?
Is it like her dog got into a fight at
the park recently?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
And one what I don't dog fight, Jeff?
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Well, not on purpose?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
My sweet dog is thirteen years old.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
That I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
The victory was so impressive, elderly did Brook it upgraded
to a first class seat while the rest of her
family had to stay back and coach. I wish maybe
just being in my presence lifted her spirit. Whatever it is.
Either way, her hair looks great today. Maybe she's.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Hair day, you guys A right, I have nothing else
going on in my life.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
That is true, Jeff's hair. The only cool thing besides
that is you're going to be playing Shanin today.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
What kind of mood are you in? Where you at?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I'm in an interesting mood.
Speaker 13 (47:18):
My son turned sixteen in the day, so I'm a wow,
a little fearful.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Do you like the big crazy parties like does he
want to have? Like what happens right now in the
sixteen year old world.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (47:31):
They've gone back to wanting the smaller like house parties
with their friends, and you know, you never know what
happens okay at one of those.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
But we're doing our best.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Okay, all right, we're going back to the nineties again.
Speaker 13 (47:43):
We are, you're going back to the nineties.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Well, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio so
we can get to the game. Here, Shanin, you got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat her outright if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Let's do it?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Earth Day,
named the geographical line that runs north and south perpendicular
to the equator. I mean, what is the currency of Japan?
In two thousand and three, Dangerously in Love was the
name of the debut solo album for what iconic female
(48:16):
pop star at a bar? What term would you use
if you want to drink with no ice? Five countries
have landed on the moon, but how many have put
astronauts on it. All right, we got our answers in
Brooke is going to come back into the studio here. Now, Shanin,
(48:37):
let's learn a little bit more about you. On our
screener here it says Shanin was a stay at home
mom but is now back working in the restaurant industry. Hey, Jose,
you were in the restaurant industry. Do you have any
advice for Shanin about what she should do?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I used to.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
Tell everyone that it was the whatever, the most expensive
fish on the menu is it's in season.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Year round solid.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh yeah, the few dollar it's in season.
Speaker 12 (49:03):
So you get someone who knows what they're doing, or
a fisherman who's gonna call you out on it.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Actually, it worked at an airport and a fisherman once
was like, dude, I just got back from Alaska. It's
not a haliman season. And I'm like, you know what,
I may have read the fresh notes wrong.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Okay, actual fisherman, then why did you bring your own?
Speaker 4 (49:21):
But basically try to upsell any of the customers on
any product that they might be buying. Do you have
any advice for Jose on his job?
Speaker 15 (49:30):
I like this, Oh, he's killing it.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
He's doing a great job.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Keep it not.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
No advice lost cause, so still talk about Haliban on
the show. Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Your time starts now. Today is earth Day? Name the
geographical line that runs north and south perpendicular to the equator.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh my god, I just pass Remember what.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Is the currency of Japan Yen? In two thousand and three,
Dangerously in Love was the name of the debut solo
album for what iconic female pop star?
Speaker 7 (50:06):
At a bar?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
What term would you use if you want to drink
with no ice off the rocks?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Oh man, you haven't been to a bar in a while. Clearly,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Why would you order a drink without ice?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I just can't imagine why you would warp that.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Let's go to the scoreboard with my friend's butt is
stuck to the toilet seat? What part don't you understand?
Speaker 14 (50:40):
And you did well, but you got one only today.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
Today, let's go over the answers for everybody here. Today
is earth Day. The geographical line that runs north to
south perpendicular to the equator, the prime Meridian. What you
said prime? You said prime? Mean?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (51:05):
You said.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You would have just tied anyway.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Lost currency of Japan is yen. Dangerously in Love was
the debut solo album for Beyonce. At a Bar. If
you want to drink with no ice, you order it
neat neat and you said up, which you can still
have ice.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Up just means an upglass.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
It means a Martini glass. Five countries have landed on
the Moon, but how many have put astronauts on it?
Only one US, A USA, World, China. So sorry, Shanin,
it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just
for playing, we are going to give you two tickets
to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami Marlins
(51:48):
on Sunday, April twenty seventh at t Mobile Park. Thank you,
maybe a little birthday gift for your son there.
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Absolutely you're thinking I'm gonna lose those tickets immediately, So.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yeah, come back and play again soon, Shaneine. We're gonna
do wind Brooks backs the same time tomorrow
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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