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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh do you know Rolando loves to share? So I
recommend you listen to this wander for Beautiful Centual podcast
and then share it with all of your lovers and
your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you
say caring? I just made that, Jason, Did you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Overall? The world is in pretty great shape right now?
I'd say, really, climate change is making our oceans bigger?
Wow oceans, So more ocean is good?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You know. I love a positive out look, Jeff, but
I don't know that's the takeaways.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Water Yeah, and almost keen weather year round. AI is
on the verge of taking over humanity and doing all
of our jobs so so that we'll never have to
work again.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Wait, you're on board too with the world.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, world government super stable thumbs up right now.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Everybody agrees on everything too, It's so great.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And another major global issues about to be solved. Finally,
no more snack food shortages during long road trips through
the desert. Yeah, because because the snack company Cheese. It
just opened a pop up gas station in Joshua Tree
National Park, California.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Joshua Tree is beautiful, but holy overcrowded.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And well instead of pumping gas in this place. The
pump spray mini bags of cheese its through the car
window for free. They're calling it the Cheese It Stop.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
You need to it, Joshua Cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's only open now through Sunday, so you gotta drive
over there to get your cheese. But they're also doing
merch for sale, which they describe as quote absurdly cheesy mementos.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why Joshua Tree, is there a link?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I don't really understand. Maybe cheese in the desert situation?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Go there and ask those questions yourself. Of course, there's
also thousands of boxes of cheese. It's available there for purchase,
including special flavors that you can't find in grocery stories.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The Rangers are gonna love how everyone puts their garbage
in the garbage can after they're done with their.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Thank God, that global problem is fixed. Let's fix one
more by going to the shock collar Question of the day.
Okay with Digital Jake our shows Fixer, So Jake take
it away.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
In the Criminal Justice trivia system, questions are answered by
two separate but equally clueless groups radio hosts who talk
for a living but hardly ever say anything insightful. Or
remotely coherent, and digital producers love to make fun of
them when they're wrong. These are their stories. And today
(02:59):
you're each going to be given a bizarre or strange
law from somewhere in the world. You'll have to tell
me if it's real or made up in a law
and Order one and done shot collar question of the
day start with Alexis. Okay, In Louisiana, biting someone with
your natural teeth is considered simple assault, but biting someone
(03:23):
with your fake teeth is considered aggravated assault.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is that true or false? You gotta think Louisiana, not
a lot of natural teeth still left down.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
They had to make a law.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, the fake teeth is worse. Well, if you think
about it, like I feel like that's pretty meditated. Like
you have to think about putting your teeth in before
you bite.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Someone, because the dentures could be like a separate weapon
from your body. It's like having a prosthetic or.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
A throwing star.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, ta.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
How like girls would take their hoops out before fighting
the stead you put the dentures in going at them.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I'm gonna say, yeah, Alexis said that's true, and it's true.
I think twice you have dentures, Alexis, you're safe. Let's
go to Brook, Okay Brook in Ohio. It's legal to
throw a snake at someone, but it's illegal to shake
a snake at someone.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And this isn't a euphemism.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, about the.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Animals, definitely, that's encouraged.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Wow, I mean I think that that would be animal cruelty.
But so throwing one.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's a lot of like religions like that really leaning
on snakes, Like you see those kind of out there
churches and the pastors at the front, like with two
snakes in his hands, he's like shaking them at the congregation.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh man, throwing a snake though, I mean, I'm just
trying to think of a reason, right, like why that'd
be okay, But if you shake a snake not okay.
Seems I could be the other way around. Yeah, I
think throwing a snake should be illegal. So I'm gonna
say that's false.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Jake Brooke said false, And that is true. It's considered
improper behavior to shake the snake, But once the snake
leaves your hand on the toss, you're no longer responsible.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
For that snake.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, that is straight.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
When they fly to its destination. Just let go.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
If you have the urge, Brooke, you're getting shocked. Let's
go to Jose. Jose. In New York City, it's illegal
for two people to carry a large pane of glass
in a public area like they do in chase scenes
and movies. Yeah, any glass has to be triple wrapped
and a permit is needed to clear the area before
glass transportation.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Just to make sure someone doesn't run through it.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I saw a semi truck backing into a spot and
he online the other day. It was like a viral
video sky blocked all of traffic.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
What does it have to do with glass, Jose.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
What I'm saying is for a giant loading dock, they
don't don't stop a street, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
For a pane of glass.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Pane of glass, would they Yeah, but you would walk
a whole street.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You wouldn't injure yourself if there was a loading truck,
because we're like birds and we can't see glass and
wet it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Or we're like moths drawn to the glass.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean, my kids are if somebody's cleaned it, they
definitely want to put their fingers all over.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I could see this being true, but I don't think
it is.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Jose said false, and that is false. My logic work,
Alexis and Jose, you're safe Brooks getting shocks. Jeff right, Hi, Hey, hey, Jeff,
should I read your question?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Jeff?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Just last year, Alaska made it illegal to train a
bird or to use a drone to catch a fish.
The state considers it unfair fishing and they believe when
technology catches up, it could decimate the fish population. Is
that true or false? No birds or drones to catch fish.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I always thought the drones were kind of noisy and
they would scare the fish away. But drones are getting
quieter and quieter. You're gonna be delivering our pizzas here soon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean there's a lot of strange fishing laws, you know,
like they want to make it challenging.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Could you see like a drone flying out over the
water like herring a little tiny fishing rod, putting the
bait down in the water, or shooting lasers into the water,
Like what.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
If they did like some sort of sound that like
stuns all the fish.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Lobster fishing.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think the threat there might be real. I'm gonna
say that's true.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Jeffrey said, true, and that is use all the drone
guns you know.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
About it?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Jeff Who are you? Jake?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
All right? Well, Brooke and I are going to take
a shock together today. And somebody wanted to hear ain't
no mountain high enough by Marvin Gay?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You ready because bab you there a no man, no bad.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Why why keep me from getting to you? Like I said,
Brooke doesn't have very much tone, But that was a
perfect harmonization.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Didn't be backhanded compliment.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
If you see someone cute online, it's normal to do
a little harmless social media stocking.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Right, I'm gonna do a little deep dive.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I would say it's safer to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Do it right little. My question is how far is
too far? For example, is it weird to like all
seven hundred photos that they've posted over the last nine years? Yes, yes,
I'm just asking trying to be clear.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
It seems like obous.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is it weird to find their LinkedIn profile, figure out
where they work, and apply for a job as their assistant?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a very big yes, m igals.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Good benefits at the job.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
That's actually.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm where's the line because there's a lady on the phone.
He says she did some sneaky online detective work to
get herself in the same room as the guy that
she'd been crushing on through Instagram. Her story is equal
parts and they're gonna hear it when she confesses in
(09:37):
a mass speaker coming up right now. You don't hear
me confession?
Speaker 10 (09:45):
I can't take back o arms mouse speak.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Got a text in the seven eighty five nine to
two that says, I'm a single woman and whenever I
need any work done on my house, like by a
plumber or electrician, et cetera, I just hop on Tinder
and find someone with that profession and strike up a
convo about it. Usually they'll offer to come out and
fix it for free.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
A plumber too?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
We do offer our listeners this service for free. Are
we just as thirsty as Tinder dudes? Swipe right on
your radio dials to find.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Out that'll change the station.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Go ahead, give it a shot. Today. We have a
woman who wants to come on here and use us
for our listening skills. She's chosen to go by Claire
as her fake name Claire. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh gosh, sounds like everybody in this room is ready
to be used.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Yeah, how are you feeling, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Actually, okay, don't you worry?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Really ease the tension.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That was not smooth at all.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, I could possibly get more awkward than that player.
So you can rescue. The voice changer is on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to
hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
So I kind of.
Speaker 12 (11:21):
Became low key and sessed with this guy I never
met before.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Boys right here, you could talk to Jose.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah that you wanted me to come back?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Are you talking like a celebrity or something? Is that
what you mean?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Because how would you know someone you never met?
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I found him on Instagram, like through a friend of
a friends page.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh okay, tagging some photo.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Yes, yes, that's it. She was tagging a poto. He
was really good looking, and so I started following his profile.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Typical behavior, alexis for someone to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I think, Yeah, you don't always follow, you could just stalk,
but you know, yeah, let's be honest. Claire also did
a deep dive. She knows his birthday, where his mom
grew up.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
So every time he makes a post, it's all this true.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Claire, I definitely went down that rabbit hole.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
She's like, oh he lettered in soccer?
Speaker 12 (12:19):
Yeah, like every time I check his inside. She just
seems super down to earth, like the type of guy
I would want as a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Dude, why aren't you telling your friend to introduce you?
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Well, I was just too scared. But way do you
hear what happens?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Though?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why what happens?
Speaker 12 (12:35):
One day he posted like this video of him and
his friends in their garage seen a super weird song
I'd never heard and it's not like a famous one.
But she had a song. So I made you to
listen to it and I learned it like every single word.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And are you an adult when all this is happening?
Some you're a teenager.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
This is a healthy thing to completely become the person
that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh my god, Well that's not healthy, but that's what
happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, all right, so you're you're learning his interests.
Speaker 12 (13:08):
I don't think that's better, right, So a few weeks later,
he made a post like, hey, everybody, come out and
to put my friend with DJ at this bar tonight.
So I convinced one of my girlfriends to come with
me and we went there.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh okay, because this is your moment, Like it's like a
public place, it's not a private party. You can randomly
run into him.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Kind of it. And so I get there and yeah,
he's there.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Are you so nervous? Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (13:38):
It's like shrinking out. Oh my god, forget it. And
he doesn't know me at all, But I have.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Like this plan.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I went to the DJ.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
And I quested that weird song and he started playing it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
From his video.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I really hope.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That is a banger.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Plays the song and I go back into the crowd
and I get really close to him and I start
singing it like in harmony and everything, and I'm totally
going and he looks at me and he's like, what
how do you know this song?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Would that yeah, small world?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Ye.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
I was like, this is my favorite song. It's weird,
like nobody ever knows it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I love this for like eight years.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Scratching Kittens Furry dragons is my favorite of all time.
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Then we start dancing together. By it worked, we hung
out the whole rest of the night.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh my god. I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
How did it go after we actually started dating. It's
been over a year now.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wait, you're still dating him?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're together?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Wowa.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Wait does he know that this is the story of
how you guys actually met.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
No, I have never told him truth, and I don't
want him to think I'm super weird for basically stocking him.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Right, if I found out a girl, I think most guys,
it's like, even if we've been dating for a year,
I'd be like, wait.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
What it would be based on a lie?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
And I'm wait, why maybe your ten year anniversary that's
as soon as you can.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Tell, or the day after the wedding itself.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's the luck to you and your boyfriend that
just stopped. Text in to seven eighty five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Got your phone tab coming up next?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I've never heard that it was fun and easy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I know, actually know, because I've never bought one. But
I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation
villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro
and that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is you want my cab to sit at sixty five
degrees and instead of fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as
what one of our listeners is about to go through
because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know
the market, and the only person that she is familiar
with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he
just set her up for a prank phone call with
a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.
We're you gonna find out what it is in your
(16:38):
phone tab right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Hello, Hello, Julia is hi.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
This is Trudy Danudi from Reality.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh hi, how are you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Just great? Thank you for asking and I I'm just
calling to say welcome to town.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
First, and for most.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing
our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.
And if you don't mind me asking, how did you
hear about us?
Speaker 11 (17:13):
We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign
and if I did give.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You a call before I get to all the exciting
houses for sale that fit your budget.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Wait, yes it is.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I do need to tell you that when we go
into these neighborhoods there.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Will be people staring.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Wait what Yeah, they'll be looking.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Did you say staring?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
One thing I do need to disclose to you as
your realtor is I'm a nudist.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Oh like you don't wear quotes?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work nude.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Even play beach volleyball minus the bikini.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
No, you don't really do that, do you.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,
I believe I'm one of.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
The top realtors in the area.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, everyone in town has seen Trudy's body.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses
nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, you got it. Yeah, That's why I'm called Trudy
the nudy.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it
was a good Italian name like Janudi. That you literally
mean the nudy.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Everyone remembers it.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So let's schedule some time to meet and just find
your dream home.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
You know, I'm going to need to talk to my
husband first about this.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh, I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant
because your hobby you might get turned on.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
No, no, no, that's that's not it. That's not it
at all.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's okay. You don't need to explain. I've been there before,
and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up
with my clients, oh, especially the.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Married ones, so in my case, that's never.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't
seen any negative reviews about me online?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
No, I've not even seen any of that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you
know that because of that, I have switched from cloth
seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,
I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not
the issue that I'm talking about here.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two
story houses, when we go up the stairs, I'll always
let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty
is not going to get in the way of finding
your forever home.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh, I can promise you that.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around
in your head, and I will just tell you. One
of the most common ones I get is where.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Do I put my keys?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Right?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Please know I carry a fanny pack. Don't be silly again.
Speaker 11 (20:00):
I'm just gonna have to hold off and talk to
my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,
I totally get it.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
I used to be that way.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
I got to talk to my husband having a nude
real tur like, that's not a thing I've heard of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, because your
husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the nudy, So I
just am not really sure why you're pushing back so
much on this experience, he.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Would not have booked us a nude reel cur houses
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a
prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
We're doing a.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Photap on you.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Oh my god, no way, sorry.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I'm not Trudy the nudy. I know you wanted me
to be.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
I didn't I really come on.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
The second floor, up those stairs you were a little
bit excited about.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Know the week.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So we got a message from a listener just a
few minutes ago that we ranked a Code nine emergency.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Wait what are the codes? I never learned the code?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know, but night nine feels high? Is it nice?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's almost as dire as the code sixty nine I
responded to yesterday under the bridge to Brooks House. Okay,
wow that one business. Now you know the real reason
it broke in the first place. Yeah, one of our
Listeners says that she's in a weird, complicated situation that's
turned her life completely upside down, and she's panicked and
felt like she had no other options, which is why
(21:45):
just minutes ago, she stole her roommate's cell phone and
is now sitting in her car outside their apartment waiting
for us to help her.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
That is, that's upside down in a bad way, not
like in your way.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We're gonna find out what would make her need to
steal her friend's phone when we do of textual healing
coming up next, text you will? He then text you will.
So we got an urgent DM this morning at Brooke
and Jeffrey saying, this is a textual emergency, Oh something
(22:21):
about a woman who's locked herself in her own car
with her roommate's cell phone. Wait what, I don't know
anything other than that, So let's bring her on.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Can you breathe?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Terry, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Hi, Hi, Sorry, I'm just freaking out.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
You're freaking out?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Why what's going on?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
I don't know. I've just been upset the last three
times that I've come home to meet my boyfriend at
my place. He's been there before me Okay. I come
in the door, right, and my boyfriend's standing there looking
kind of guilty and awkward, and I don't know my
roommates there too, and act beard.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Okay, slow down, hold out? How long have you been?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Who's your boyfriend? I guess is the first question?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is he a famous boyfriend that we would know.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
If we're going to be talking about him, We need
to know what his name is?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Sure? What does your boyfriend have a name?
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Yeah? His name is Alex.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay. And so Alex is getting home to your apartment
before you, and that's unusual behavior.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
It's just the way that he's there and she's there,
and they're acting really weird and guilty.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Suspecting something.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
How you chose to lock yourself in the car? How
long have you.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Think of my own car? And I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
To unlock the door and I have the keys?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Wait, wait you guys?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So okay, So you're you're suspicious of your boyfriend and
your roommate that something's going on between them.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Yeah, I mean like it makes me feel like they're
hooking up. And look, I didn't want to believe it,
but then, you know, I started thinking more about.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It and Okay, silly, how long have you.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Been dating him?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
We've been dating for three years.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh it's a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
So have you confronted either one of them about what
you think might be going on? Have you brought it
up to your roommate or to your boyfriend? You did?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You did?
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Oh that was the first thing I did. I asked
my boyfriend about it, and of course he denies it.
But he started lasting, like really nervously, and he said
it was ridiculous of me to think cy and that
I'm the only one for him, you know, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is there something that's like, why don't you believe that?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
I just have this weird feeling that you lie?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, yeah, and guys are not very good at lying.
I will say that we're like what roommate.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Roommate, I've never even seen another word since your friends.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
I feel like, you know, when you walk in on
someone too, they all like scatter really fast.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yell, I thought of half naked when you walk in.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
I don't know, I've just been going crazy, and you know,
I want to know, like if it really happened or
am I being obsessed for the reason?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, take a deep breath. I mean, one thing, you've
been dating this guy for three years. I mean, I
assume he and your roommate are pretty good friends. Right,
they're clothes, I guess for me.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, okay, So you wanted us to do a textual
healing to help you with this. I what do you
want to do here?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Look? I figured that this is the only way to
know for sure if something happened. This happened like five
minutes ago. My roommate was on her phone, put it
down to go to the kitchen, and while it wasn't locked,
and I just grabbed it and ran.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Out to my car. So, wait, you stole your roommate's phone.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Have you read anything an.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Get No, I've been a little freaked out. Listen. My
idea is that I'm going to text my boyfriends on
her phone, pretending to be her.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I I mean, Alexis is onto something. Do they already
have a thread going? Do they have a text thread
without you?
Speaker 10 (25:47):
The last few texts seems a little weird and off again.
It's just everything's making you think that there's something going on.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I could the bad text.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
It says I'm coming over, And that was him sending
it to her like, why would he send that?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sund Does she respond to that like hard eyes?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
She just sent her thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's worse than hard eyes.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I mean she's an old woman.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Maybe route down though, Yeah, it's less communications.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It is a lot to jump to the conclusion though,
just based on the text.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Acting weird to the physical what makes it weird?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You know, I would think it's weird not to jump
to that conclusion.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm getting that weird feeling like I just walked
into a room of people with half of their clothes on.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Getting really excited.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Is that bad?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, she's been in this situation. I bet Terry, you
want our help to come up with a text from
your roommate to your boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Yeah, and I need you guys to go quick because
I think she's going to realize that she's never her
phone and I don't know how long we have.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Okay, Brook, you seem to have an idea. What what
do you say as the guilty roommate?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I would say, I think she knows.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Do you see what insane?
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Because you're coming from the roommate. I think she knows.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm freaking out right now?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Sure? Sure, I like it and just see what his
response is, because if it's innocent, he'll be like, knows
what right, Like he'll just right back and be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. If he's not innocent,
oh crap, yes, yes, Or I'll just send a thumbs
down emoji.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All thumbs and fingers.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Okay, okay emoji.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Maybe put the wide eyes shocked emoji at the end,
like I think she knows I'm freaking out.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
God, dude, this sucks because if he's cheating, it's with
your roommate and you're friends with her.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, And if he's not, now you're like that overly
protective girlfriend that like worries about every time that he's alone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
With somebody steals up and steals other pero.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Okay, okay, I sent.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You said it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, we have to play a song first, but when
we come back, they.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Get a fast song. We don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And then we'll see if your boyfriend responded and if
he really did cheat on you with your roommate when
we continue to text her. I hope it's not true.
We'll find out right after this. We have a young
woman named Terry on the phone with us, who reached
out while she's locked inside her car. Now, don't worry.
She wants to be locked in it, Yeah, because she's hiding.
(28:24):
She's hiding from her roommate outside of their apartment with
her roommate's phone because she believes that there's a chance
her boyfriend could be cheating with her roommate.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't like this, and I don't like that her
roommate and her boyfriend already had a text read growing
on their own.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, and the threads was basically like telling her when
I'm coming over, which is not something that you usually
text to your girlfriend's roommate. So now Terry wants our
help to text her man on her roommate's phone, pretending
to be her, to see if he's going to admit
to doing anything.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Oh my god, did he write that?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Before we get there? We should mention Terry didn't ask
to be on Textual Healing this morning, but she did
just email us for help in a panic. It just
kind of worked out that this segment fit right into place.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Let's get to the text messages Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Did about the listeners understanding what's going on. You just
care about the drums.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I mean, somebody else thought they were doing textual healing
today and we kind of kicked him to the curve.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
This was more important.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
So sorry for the other person who thought they were
doing to be on the show.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
The first thing that we texted to Terry's boyfriend from
her roommate's phone was, oh my god, I'm freaking out.
I think Terry knows wide eye emoji. And Terry, did
your boyfriend respond to that?
Speaker 10 (29:41):
Yeah? He responded and said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
No, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
That means they're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
They've practiced this so many times. You know he's getting
got he's not.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He doesn't think he's getting caught. He thinks he's talking
to the roommate.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
No is saying we're caught, and he's going You could
take that sentence either way, like he could just be
playing into it, or he could actually be panicked, like
what are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, how you say? That's a point?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
This is what you do bas to him, You say,
what do you mean? What am I talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And what do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah,
just do that back and forth.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
I feel like I feel like it has to be
something better than that. I just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I can't find I try.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
We can confirm that they have met up. He's said
I'm coming over, so you can say about us meeting
behind her back.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
You know that's specific, but that's not.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But what we need to get into is the questions,
because we need to hear from him. We need him
to admit that he is cheating, and if we keep
making statements that never opens the door for him.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's a good idea. Maybe we should pressure him to
admit something by saying I'm going to tell her today,
and that forces him to respond.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
I think that's good. I think that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Text me back in great detail what we've been doing.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
To tell him.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I mean, yes, but maybe more vague than that. Maybe
it's just like, I'm sorry, the pressure is getting to me.
I just want to tell her what happened.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Wow, that's actually really good, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
But what is he going to say back?
Speaker 9 (31:11):
Again?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
If he's truly innocent, then he still maybe won't know
what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
He's asking questions. We'll figure it out, like I'm.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Going to tell her if you don't type of line.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
No, I think I like the pressure is getting to me,
I'm going to tell her what happened.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yeah, that's really good. I agree with Jeff.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay, Terry, go ahead and send that.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
Okay, I'm sending it.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Again.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
If he writes back like what are you talking about,
then we believe him, or then we say you know
what I'm talking about? What should I say?
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What say?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah? I don't want to the theoretical conversation that might
happen in every.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Which way he said what happened?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Just say you know, you know what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
All caps caps, man, it's right in the it'll still
have could be like what happened? Or what happened?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
We get like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Or it could be like what happened to us? Why
are we falling apart? As this secret love affair that's
happening behind days?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
I think I like, Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I mean, like, okay, so again, that's not a confession.
Maybe he's not cheating.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
We should say, look, she knows we've been meeting up behind.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Her back, Like Jose something about playing off of the
emotions that his girlfriend is going through. You have to
bring that up so that he feels the need to
say something.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
We know his girlfriend already accused him, because his girlfriend's
on the phone with us and just told us that,
so he knows.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That you're up.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
I think, say the I so really guilty about it,
And Terry's going to say, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Okay, and I think you go with what Jose said,
like she knows that we've been meeting behind her back. You,
we've been meeting without her there, Okay, go with.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That, Terry, Okay, all right, I sent it, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Really anxious?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I feel like right now I feel less confident than
I did before we started texting him that this guy
was cheating on you.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
I don't know. I feel nauseous.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, I don't smart enough to play this dumb.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I feel naous because we've done hundreds of these and
this is the first time the listener is actually choosing
to take Jose's advice of Twilight Zone.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Pretty good advice.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Actually, she's probably gonna end up single. Has he written
anything back?
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Oh my god, alright, he said, he said, Look, I've
taken care of it. She won't know what does that mean?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Say?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
How are you going to take care of it. That
means he needs to explain.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
That.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, right, tell me exactly how you did it the exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
It's like when you don't smoke weed. Because I feel clarity.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Guys, Terry, welcome to the world. I think you take
some form of that, like what what did you say,
Jose already?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, that's still that. No, tell me exactly, tell.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Me exactly how you did it.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Perfect because you want your stories to match up as
the lying roommate and boyfriend. What did they take care
of I don't know. Something is up.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, obviously he didn't take very good care of it
because you're on the phone with us thinking that he's cheating,
so he took terrible care of it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh do dot song.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Start?
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Oh God, I found a guy who fixes old cameras
and I paid him one hundred and fifty bucks. He says,
we'll be done by tuesday. I'll put it back on
the shelf and she'll never know.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Did they film like a racy video together?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Do you know what he's talking about?
Speaker 10 (35:07):
I think he's talking about I have an old digital
film camera. He could be talking about my camera.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Where's your camera? Is your camera in the bedroom or
is it in like the living room.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
It should be in the living room. No, you don't
know that.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It's about it.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
My camera hasn't been on the shelf because I was
looking for it the other day, but I was in
a rush to go somewhere, so I just sort of
left it. And I'm wondering if they just broke the
camera and we're too scared to tell me.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Okay, maybe we just asked that, like paint out the picture,
so the camera is going to be fixed and she'll
never know we broke it.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
But he already said that.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Well, we're just repeating what he said. We need to know,
like and she didn't know we broke it while taking
those races.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do you want to know what the pictures on the
camera are?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Well, I mean, are we still downing or now? Do
we believe he's not cheating?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I'm wondering, Terry, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 10 (35:57):
I don't know, guys, very I just my feelings kind
of changing about this. Like I'm feeling like, maybe they
just broke it and they're feeling bad.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Yeah that you know them better than we do.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
So if your natural gut instinct is that, then that's
probably Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
We're like assuming the worst now.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, you just like drama, but really, you know that
maybe when you do get your camera back, I know,
I don't want you to see anything that you don't
want to see on there. So you just mail the
film over to our radio station and we'll look at
it for you and rate the pictures and then tell
you if anything bad is on there that you don't
want to see.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Jeff spend a lot of time in the dark room.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
Yeah you got you guys are the bus. I gotta
go get my roommates film back before she realizes.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, before you look, delete all the text that we
just sent and that he.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Sent to Okay, yeah, no, I will.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Friend's going to see it.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yet, this is only going to be more drama.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
You better update us.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Somebody's getting caught doing something wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Next week. Her roommate's gonna email like, I think my
roommate's been stealing the far want to from her.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Phone, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
So that call happened just a couple of days ago.
Obviously it was a little bit unclear what was going
on with the camera.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, there was a huge possibility of him cheating.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, a little while later we did get an update
from Terry. She reached out to us. She said after
that phone call, she went back upstairs to her room
and confirmed her camera was missing. Okay, so she just
asked her roommate about it, and the roommate confessed that
her and the boyfriend accidentally broke it because they were
going to make a surprise birthday scrap book for Terry
(37:34):
and they were using they were trying to take the
photos and go through the photos and they accidentally broke
the camera.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Photos on there too.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Oh and the gen z So like, what is what
is this stuff?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Is it? Phil?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
And I don't know?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
How do we just pull it out?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
So?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's the explanation that Terry got. Not sure if she
fully believes that or not, but you could probably find
the photos up on OnlyFans somewhere. And conclusion, we're.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Looking at the photos, but they were naked his scrap book.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Oh that's good updated.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, I'm glad we got to hear.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
That too, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You've always been told to just be yourself, be honest,
be truthful when applying for a job, and the right
job will come to you. Well, a professional employment recruiter says, Nope,
that's not true. There's actually three things you should definitely
be lying about if you're trying to get a new job.
WHOA plus the hot new TikTok challenge women are giving
(38:38):
to the guys in their life, and surprise, surprise, there's
more than a few ultimate fails. You're gonna hear them
coming up when we do a brand new TikTok click shot.
That happens right now. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and this segment is unofficially sponsored by Eminem's candies.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Can we do that?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Can we unofficially sponsor something we've already done it?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Updated slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your TikTok,
because that would be a mess to clean up. TikTok
click shock where we look uh, we look at in
the face and eat him. Still, we talked about the
biggest tiktoks from the past week. That's how it works.
Let's get right into your first TikTok click shock. You
(39:25):
may have heard this because it's pretty popular right now,
but one TikToker started a trend with her quote name
one woman challenge.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh I saw a headline. I didn't watch this, what
was it about?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
So basically, as a woman, you go to your boyfriend
or your husband, the guy in your life, whoever that is,
and ask them to name one woman.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It sounds like we're setting them up for some sort
of trap, that.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
That is a woman's entire life is setting a guy
up to look like an idiot. But the whole point is,
you see, if he responds back with your name, and
if he doesn't say your name, you're supposed to start
a fight.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
Well that makes sense you're not in a relationship.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
But would that get in trouble if I said that
and I was in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
But I don't know that. If you asked me to
name one man, I don't know that I would name
the man staring at me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Like I would have I would name one man.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Well, now I name my husband. Because we're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Why do we give her there.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Supposed to me?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I feel like if you ask somebody that question, then
they're asking not to be named.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
What I'm saying, I don't know. I like the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You watch the man just hesitate.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Hundreds of couples have done the challenge now and they're
posting the results. So here's a few of them.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Name one woman, name a woman, and halfway, name one woman.
Speaker 9 (40:48):
That's the question, alex.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I, my heart dropped.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
He passed the test in a new relationship.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, what do you do when a guy says another
name like Amelia Earhart or Julia Roberts.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't think you can get mad at that.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
One lady says the woman that her boyfriend mentioned was
Dolly Parton, and she was like, how can I be mad.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
At Dolly is the best best woman?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Another is Another woman said her fiance replied back with Rebecca,
and she was like, uh, who's Rebecca?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh you don't even know who Rebecca is?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's bad.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah, at least it's like.
Speaker 7 (41:32):
Oh, he's Rebecca's samos.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Isn't that the.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
No matter what you say, you're gonna look like an idiot.
So guys always say your girlfriend, your wife, your situationship,
girl's name right back to her.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Okay, that's a good lesson, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That was a TikTok click shot here next TikTok click shot.
He's from a woman named Bonnie Dilber. She's an employment
recruiter who just posted her advice on the three things
you should definitely lie about during a job.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
This is good number one.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
If you were leaving your job because you really dislike it,
because you don't get along with your boss or your colleagues,
you're gonna lie about this. Please do not tell them
that your boss doesn't like you. Don't tell them that
everyone's really hard to work with. All they are going
to hear when you say that is that you are difficult. Instead,
you're going to say something like things are going great,
but I want to take on bigger challenges. The second
thing that you're going to lie about is why you
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want the job. One hundred percent of people who want
a job want it for the money and benefits. Instead,
you were going to tell them why you're passionate about
the company's mission, why this job is your life's work.
And the third one is your plans for the future.
I don't care if you were starting grad school in
six months and just need this job is filler. When
they ask you about your plans for the next five years,
your plans are to be at that company.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yep, And man, that's all.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's so good. I really go in and say I'm
just here for the money, dub. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
I don't think it is a no du though, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
I think people will be like, oh, in five years,
I hope to be living in Europe and do it,
you know, like, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
I just don't want to hear I would like to
be underpaid overwork.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah, every holiday.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
One of the top comments was from somebody named Chad
Level fifty one druid irl okay, who said, I do
the exact opposite, tell them the brutal truth. One hundred
percent success rates so far, still unemployed after.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Three years success.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
He wants to collect that on him.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I think he just likes living with his parents.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Apparently Bonnie's advice, though, is true and people need to
hear it out there.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Another person said, as an employer, I don't even ask
these questions anymore because I know I'm not getting truthful answer.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
That was a TikTok click shock. Now your final TikTok
click shock is unfortunately bad news for Alexis because you
are now getting old.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
A woman named Nicole Pellegrino posted this video. She looks
like she's in her early twenties. If you see her
profile so clearly gen Z and her video got millions
of views. Sitting in the backseat of an uber with
her two younger Jen Alpha sisters, who are in their
early teens.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
How does this make you feel? Oh? Yeah, okay, these girls,
I don't know if I trust them, but whatever, okay.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
A defensive here trust Because the subject of current slang
comes up, especially when it comes to texting and what's cool.
Now for gen Alpha, here's how it went.
Speaker 9 (44:25):
What about the laughing emoji? What do you actually use
the laughing like serious? When you laugh? If it's something funny,
you'd you crying because no one laughs by using the
laugh the skull the school you only like, yes, if
you're like like a joke. If Georgie's like I have
a bigger yacht than you, I'll be like what.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
A yacht?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
A yot stands for a girl? Your vick?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Do you have a lebo?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Or if you're when you walk that's when you would
yung out at somebody. Oh what is preppy? He is
basically lu Lula mien and like lulo and it's plow. No,
that's not private. Vanilla?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
What is vanilla?
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Girl? What you want to be?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
You want to be vanilla girl.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
Girl sounds like the worst thing, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I don't trust them on that. Yeah, I think they
go to a private school.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I just know for me, that whole clip made me
cry emoji.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
You didn't pay attention?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Wow, I laughed.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Oh he's saying cry emoji because he's laughing.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
It was funny, but not in a skull crossbones type
of funny way. Just the crying crying.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It was hard to follow.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Clearly, there's a whole new language that's coming up right
behind our yachts. So being ready to get mocked and
chastised out there. Those are TikTok click for the.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Her name is Mary Ann from Kent and she's a
retired pharmacy tech with a pension for adventure.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
And when I say adventure, I mean going out to
the mailbox very very slowly.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Wait slowly, Yeah, okay, adventure.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Mary Mary, Welcome to the show. Marianne, Oh, good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
I feel like jeff just wrote your new dating profile.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Tomorrow is my forty second anniversary.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah, two years you've been married.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Oh man, isn't that the tender versary? Like every year
has a gift wood and like silver forty two years
is tinder? Right?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (46:44):
Dating?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, you tess the marriage?
Speaker 9 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
How strong? Is this real?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Is that? Is that how you make it work?
Speaker 9 (46:54):
Mari Anne?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
We never tell oh, don't talk to them. She actually doesn't. Alright,
we're sending Brook out of the studio. All that happens, Marianne.
You know the game works. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
All right, let's do this. Your time starts now. Today
is VCR day. What does the sea in VCR stand for?
The Australian Open, the French Open, the US Open? And
what other event comprised the Grand Slam of Tennis? What
are animals called that eat both meat and plants? In
(47:35):
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? What was Indie searching
for fleas wings or false false? Nice work there, Mary Anne,
and helpers. There was another voice that came through.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
It's your dog.
Speaker 10 (47:59):
It's oh ghost.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
We accept ghosts as helpers. That's fine, Brook's coming back
in the studio. It's funny Jose mentioned Alexa because Marianne
apparently has four Alexas that are all tuned into our
radio show, all across our house.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Awesome, I love you, Marianne.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
How we get ratings on the home?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
That's how you make a marriage work, don't you know?
Speaker 7 (48:22):
Listen to our show and you don't have to talk to.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Each other.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
The secret.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, my parents listen every morning. They're still going strong
after I don't even know.
Speaker 10 (48:34):
It's not just morning, it's all day long.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
For the soundtrack to your whole life.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I would marry you if you were already married.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, Brook, you're ready. Your time starts now. Today is
VCR day. What does the C in VCR stand for?
The Australian Open, the French Open, the US Open? And
what other event comprised the Grand Slam of Tennis British?
What are animals called the eat both meat and plants?
(49:03):
In Indiana? Jones and the Last Crusade? What was Indy searching.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
For the goblet thing?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Fleas have wings? True or false?
Speaker 3 (49:13):
True?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
In which city can you find the House of Parliament
and Westminster Abbey, London? We got our answers, and we're
gonna go over to the scoreboard and see how you
both did. With Jose.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Marianne you got four correct.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Bringing the fire, Marianne.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
One Alexa and Brook you one alexas short only.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Nice job, Marianne.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
And Marianne's ghost helper. Let's give some credit to the ghost.
Today's VCR day. The C in VCR stands for Cassette
Video Cassette Recorder. Australian Open, French Open, the US Open,
and the fourth Event, and the Grand Slam of Tennis.
Technically it is the British Open, but they call it Wimbledon,
so we couldn't give that, okay. The animals that eat
(50:13):
both meat and plants are omnivores Indiana Jones and the
last crusade, they were looking for the Holy Grail. You
both said the goblin things. It is technically, but it's
the fleas have wings that is false. There are only
one of four wingless insects in the world. And you
find House of Parliament and Westminster Abbey in the city
(50:34):
of London, London. Now, Mary, congratulations, you just beat Brook.
Plus just for being here, we're gonna throw you some
Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
We're gonna come back and do Windbrooks Bucks again the
same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh do you know Rolando loves to share? So I
recommend you listen to this wander for Beautiful Centual podcast
and then share it with all of your lovers and
your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you
say caring? I just made that, Jason, Did you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Overall? The world is in pretty great shape right now?
I'd say, really, climate change is making our oceans bigger?
Wow oceans, So more ocean is good?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You know. I love a positive out look, Jeff, but
I don't know that's the takeaways.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Water Yeah, and almost keen weather year round. AI is
on the verge of taking over humanity and doing all
of our jobs so so that we'll never have to
work again.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Wait, you're on board too with the world.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, world government super stable thumbs up right now.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Everybody agrees on everything too, It's so great.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And another major global issues about to be solved. Finally,
no more snack food shortages during long road trips through
the desert. Yeah, because because the snack company Cheese. It
just opened a pop up gas station in Joshua Tree
National Park, California.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Joshua Tree is beautiful, but holy overcrowded.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And well instead of pumping gas in this place. The
pump spray mini bags of cheese its through the car
window for free. They're calling it the Cheese It Stop.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
You need to it, Joshua Cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's only open now through Sunday, so you gotta drive
over there to get your cheese. But they're also doing
merch for sale, which they describe as quote absurdly cheesy mementos.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why Joshua Tree, is there a link?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I don't really understand. Maybe cheese in the desert situation?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Go there and ask those questions yourself. Of course, there's
also thousands of boxes of cheese. It's available there for purchase,
including special flavors that you can't find in grocery stories.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The Rangers are gonna love how everyone puts their garbage
in the garbage can after they're done with their.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Thank God, that global problem is fixed. Let's fix one
more by going to the shock collar Question of the day.
Okay with Digital Jake our shows Fixer, So Jake take
it away.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
In the Criminal Justice trivia system, questions are answered by
two separate but equally clueless groups radio hosts who talk
for a living but hardly ever say anything insightful. Or
remotely coherent, and digital producers love to make fun of
them when they're wrong. These are their stories. And today
(02:59):
you're each going to be given a bizarre or strange
law from somewhere in the world. You'll have to tell
me if it's real or made up in a law
and Order one and done shot collar question of the
day start with Alexis. Okay, In Louisiana, biting someone with
your natural teeth is considered simple assault, but biting someone
(03:23):
with your fake teeth is considered aggravated assault.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is that true or false? You gotta think Louisiana, not
a lot of natural teeth still left down.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
They had to make a law.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, the fake teeth is worse. Well, if you think
about it, like I feel like that's pretty meditated. Like
you have to think about putting your teeth in before
you bite.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Someone, because the dentures could be like a separate weapon
from your body. It's like having a prosthetic or.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
A throwing star.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, ta.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
How like girls would take their hoops out before fighting
the stead you put the dentures in going at them.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I'm gonna say, yeah, Alexis said that's true, and it's true.
I think twice you have dentures, Alexis, you're safe. Let's
go to Brook, Okay Brook in Ohio. It's legal to
throw a snake at someone, but it's illegal to shake
a snake at someone.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And this isn't a euphemism.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, about the.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Animals, definitely, that's encouraged.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Wow, I mean I think that that would be animal cruelty.
But so throwing one.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's a lot of like religions like that really leaning
on snakes, Like you see those kind of out there
churches and the pastors at the front, like with two
snakes in his hands, he's like shaking them at the congregation.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh man, throwing a snake though, I mean, I'm just
trying to think of a reason, right, like why that'd
be okay, But if you shake a snake not okay.
Seems I could be the other way around. Yeah, I
think throwing a snake should be illegal. So I'm gonna
say that's false.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Jake Brooke said false, And that is true. It's considered
improper behavior to shake the snake, But once the snake
leaves your hand on the toss, you're no longer responsible.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
For that snake.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, that is straight.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
When they fly to its destination. Just let go.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
If you have the urge, Brooke, you're getting shocked. Let's
go to Jose. Jose. In New York City, it's illegal
for two people to carry a large pane of glass
in a public area like they do in chase scenes
and movies. Yeah, any glass has to be triple wrapped
and a permit is needed to clear the area before
glass transportation.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Just to make sure someone doesn't run through it.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I saw a semi truck backing into a spot and
he online the other day. It was like a viral
video sky blocked all of traffic.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
What does it have to do with glass, Jose.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
What I'm saying is for a giant loading dock, they
don't don't stop a street, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
For a pane of glass.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Pane of glass, would they Yeah, but you would walk
a whole street.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You wouldn't injure yourself if there was a loading truck,
because we're like birds and we can't see glass and
wet it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Or we're like moths drawn to the glass.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean, my kids are if somebody's cleaned it, they
definitely want to put their fingers all over.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I could see this being true, but I don't think
it is.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Jose said false, and that is false. My logic work,
Alexis and Jose, you're safe Brooks getting shocks. Jeff right, Hi, Hey, hey, Jeff,
should I read your question?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Jeff?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Just last year, Alaska made it illegal to train a
bird or to use a drone to catch a fish.
The state considers it unfair fishing and they believe when
technology catches up, it could decimate the fish population. Is
that true or false? No birds or drones to catch fish.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I always thought the drones were kind of noisy and
they would scare the fish away. But drones are getting
quieter and quieter. You're gonna be delivering our pizzas here soon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean there's a lot of strange fishing laws, you know,
like they want to make it challenging.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Could you see like a drone flying out over the
water like herring a little tiny fishing rod, putting the
bait down in the water, or shooting lasers into the water,
Like what.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
If they did like some sort of sound that like
stuns all the fish.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Lobster fishing.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think the threat there might be real. I'm gonna
say that's true.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Jeffrey said, true, and that is use all the drone
guns you know.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
About it?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Jeff Who are you? Jake?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
All right? Well, Brooke and I are going to take
a shock together today. And somebody wanted to hear ain't
no mountain high enough by Marvin Gay?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You ready because bab you there a no man, no bad.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Why why keep me from getting to you? Like I said,
Brooke doesn't have very much tone, But that was a
perfect harmonization.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Didn't be backhanded compliment.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
If you see someone cute online, it's normal to do
a little harmless social media stocking.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Right, I'm gonna do a little deep dive.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I would say it's safer to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Do it right little. My question is how far is
too far? For example, is it weird to like all
seven hundred photos that they've posted over the last nine years? Yes, yes,
I'm just asking trying to be clear.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
It seems like obous.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is it weird to find their LinkedIn profile, figure out
where they work, and apply for a job as their assistant?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a very big yes, m igals.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Good benefits at the job.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
That's actually.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm where's the line because there's a lady on the phone.
He says she did some sneaky online detective work to
get herself in the same room as the guy that
she'd been crushing on through Instagram. Her story is equal
parts and they're gonna hear it when she confesses in
(09:37):
a mass speaker coming up right now. You don't hear
me confession?
Speaker 10 (09:45):
I can't take back o arms mouse speak.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Got a text in the seven eighty five nine to
two that says, I'm a single woman and whenever I
need any work done on my house, like by a
plumber or electrician, et cetera, I just hop on Tinder
and find someone with that profession and strike up a
convo about it. Usually they'll offer to come out and
fix it for free.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
A plumber too?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
We do offer our listeners this service for free. Are
we just as thirsty as Tinder dudes? Swipe right on
your radio dials to find.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Out that'll change the station.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Go ahead, give it a shot. Today. We have a
woman who wants to come on here and use us
for our listening skills. She's chosen to go by Claire
as her fake name Claire. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh gosh, sounds like everybody in this room is ready
to be used.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Yeah, how are you feeling, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Actually, okay, don't you worry?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Really ease the tension.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That was not smooth at all.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, I could possibly get more awkward than that player.
So you can rescue. The voice changer is on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to
hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
So I kind of.
Speaker 12 (11:21):
Became low key and sessed with this guy I never
met before.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Boys right here, you could talk to Jose.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah that you wanted me to come back?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Are you talking like a celebrity or something? Is that
what you mean?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Because how would you know someone you never met?
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I found him on Instagram, like through a friend of
a friends page.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh okay, tagging some photo.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Yes, yes, that's it. She was tagging a poto. He
was really good looking, and so I started following his profile.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Typical behavior, alexis for someone to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I think, Yeah, you don't always follow, you could just stalk,
but you know, yeah, let's be honest. Claire also did
a deep dive. She knows his birthday, where his mom
grew up.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
So every time he makes a post, it's all this true.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Claire, I definitely went down that rabbit hole.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
She's like, oh he lettered in soccer?
Speaker 12 (12:19):
Yeah, like every time I check his inside. She just
seems super down to earth, like the type of guy
I would want as a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Dude, why aren't you telling your friend to introduce you?
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Well, I was just too scared. But way do you
hear what happens?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Though?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why what happens?
Speaker 12 (12:35):
One day he posted like this video of him and
his friends in their garage seen a super weird song
I'd never heard and it's not like a famous one.
But she had a song. So I made you to
listen to it and I learned it like every single word.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And are you an adult when all this is happening?
Some you're a teenager.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
This is a healthy thing to completely become the person
that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh my god, Well that's not healthy, but that's what
happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, all right, so you're you're learning his interests.
Speaker 12 (13:08):
I don't think that's better, right, So a few weeks later,
he made a post like, hey, everybody, come out and
to put my friend with DJ at this bar tonight.
So I convinced one of my girlfriends to come with
me and we went there.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh okay, because this is your moment, Like it's like a
public place, it's not a private party. You can randomly
run into him.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Kind of it. And so I get there and yeah,
he's there.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Are you so nervous? Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (13:38):
It's like shrinking out. Oh my god, forget it. And
he doesn't know me at all, But I have.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Like this plan.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I went to the DJ.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
And I quested that weird song and he started playing it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
From his video.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I really hope.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That is a banger.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Plays the song and I go back into the crowd
and I get really close to him and I start
singing it like in harmony and everything, and I'm totally
going and he looks at me and he's like, what
how do you know this song?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Would that yeah, small world?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Ye.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
I was like, this is my favorite song. It's weird,
like nobody ever knows it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I love this for like eight years.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Scratching Kittens Furry dragons is my favorite of all time.
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Then we start dancing together. By it worked, we hung
out the whole rest of the night.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh my god. I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
How did it go after we actually started dating. It's
been over a year now.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wait, you're still dating him?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're together?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Wowa.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Wait does he know that this is the story of
how you guys actually met.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
No, I have never told him truth, and I don't
want him to think I'm super weird for basically stocking him.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Right, if I found out a girl, I think most guys,
it's like, even if we've been dating for a year,
I'd be like, wait.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
What it would be based on a lie?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
And I'm wait, why maybe your ten year anniversary that's
as soon as you can.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Tell, or the day after the wedding itself.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's the luck to you and your boyfriend that
just stopped. Text in to seven eighty five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Got your phone tab coming up next?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I've never heard that it was fun and easy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I know, actually know, because I've never bought one. But
I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation
villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro
and that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is you want my cab to sit at sixty five
degrees and instead of fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as
what one of our listeners is about to go through
because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know
the market, and the only person that she is familiar
with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he
just set her up for a prank phone call with
a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.
We're you gonna find out what it is in your
(16:38):
phone tab right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Hello, Hello, Julia is hi.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
This is Trudy Danudi from Reality.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh hi, how are you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Just great? Thank you for asking and I I'm just
calling to say welcome to town.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
First, and for most.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing
our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.
And if you don't mind me asking, how did you
hear about us?
Speaker 11 (17:13):
We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign
and if I did give.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You a call before I get to all the exciting
houses for sale that fit your budget.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Wait, yes it is.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I do need to tell you that when we go
into these neighborhoods there.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Will be people staring.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Wait what Yeah, they'll be looking.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Did you say staring?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
One thing I do need to disclose to you as
your realtor is I'm a nudist.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Oh like you don't wear quotes?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work nude.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Even play beach volleyball minus the bikini.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
No, you don't really do that, do you.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,
I believe I'm one of.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
The top realtors in the area.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, everyone in town has seen Trudy's body.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses
nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, you got it. Yeah, That's why I'm called Trudy
the nudy.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it
was a good Italian name like Janudi. That you literally
mean the nudy.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Everyone remembers it.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So let's schedule some time to meet and just find
your dream home.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
You know, I'm going to need to talk to my
husband first about this.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh, I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant
because your hobby you might get turned on.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
No, no, no, that's that's not it. That's not it
at all.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's okay. You don't need to explain. I've been there before,
and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up
with my clients, oh, especially the.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Married ones, so in my case, that's never.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't
seen any negative reviews about me online?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
No, I've not even seen any of that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you
know that because of that, I have switched from cloth
seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,
I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not
the issue that I'm talking about here.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two
story houses, when we go up the stairs, I'll always
let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty
is not going to get in the way of finding
your forever home.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh, I can promise you that.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around
in your head, and I will just tell you. One
of the most common ones I get is where.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Do I put my keys?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Right?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Please know I carry a fanny pack. Don't be silly again.
Speaker 11 (20:00):
I'm just gonna have to hold off and talk to
my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,
I totally get it.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
I used to be that way.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
I got to talk to my husband having a nude
real tur like, that's not a thing I've heard of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, because your
husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the nudy, So I
just am not really sure why you're pushing back so
much on this experience, he.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Would not have booked us a nude reel cur houses
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a
prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
We're doing a.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Photap on you.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Oh my god, no way, sorry.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I'm not Trudy the nudy. I know you wanted me
to be.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
I didn't I really come on.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
The second floor, up those stairs you were a little
bit excited about.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Know the week.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So we got a message from a listener just a
few minutes ago that we ranked a Code nine emergency.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Wait what are the codes? I never learned the code?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know, but night nine feels high? Is it nice?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's almost as dire as the code sixty nine I
responded to yesterday under the bridge to Brooks House. Okay,
wow that one business. Now you know the real reason
it broke in the first place. Yeah, one of our
Listeners says that she's in a weird, complicated situation that's
turned her life completely upside down, and she's panicked and
felt like she had no other options, which is why
(21:45):
just minutes ago, she stole her roommate's cell phone and
is now sitting in her car outside their apartment waiting
for us to help her.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
That is, that's upside down in a bad way, not
like in your way.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We're gonna find out what would make her need to
steal her friend's phone when we do of textual healing
coming up next, text you will? He then text you will.
So we got an urgent DM this morning at Brooke
and Jeffrey saying, this is a textual emergency, Oh something
(22:21):
about a woman who's locked herself in her own car
with her roommate's cell phone. Wait what, I don't know
anything other than that, So let's bring her on.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Can you breathe?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Terry, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Hi, Hi, Sorry, I'm just freaking out.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
You're freaking out?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Why what's going on?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
I don't know. I've just been upset the last three
times that I've come home to meet my boyfriend at
my place. He's been there before me Okay. I come
in the door, right, and my boyfriend's standing there looking
kind of guilty and awkward, and I don't know my
roommates there too, and act beard.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Okay, slow down, hold out? How long have you been?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Who's your boyfriend? I guess is the first question?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is he a famous boyfriend that we would know.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
If we're going to be talking about him, We need
to know what his name is?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Sure? What does your boyfriend have a name?
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Yeah? His name is Alex.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay. And so Alex is getting home to your apartment
before you, and that's unusual behavior.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
It's just the way that he's there and she's there,
and they're acting really weird and guilty.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Suspecting something.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
How you chose to lock yourself in the car? How
long have you.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Think of my own car? And I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
To unlock the door and I have the keys?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Wait, wait you guys?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So okay, So you're you're suspicious of your boyfriend and
your roommate that something's going on between them.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Yeah, I mean like it makes me feel like they're
hooking up. And look, I didn't want to believe it,
but then, you know, I started thinking more about.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It and Okay, silly, how long have you.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Been dating him?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
We've been dating for three years.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh it's a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
So have you confronted either one of them about what
you think might be going on? Have you brought it
up to your roommate or to your boyfriend? You did?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You did?
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Oh that was the first thing I did. I asked
my boyfriend about it, and of course he denies it.
But he started lasting, like really nervously, and he said
it was ridiculous of me to think cy and that
I'm the only one for him, you know, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is there something that's like, why don't you believe that?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
I just have this weird feeling that you lie?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, yeah, and guys are not very good at lying.
I will say that we're like what roommate.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Roommate, I've never even seen another word since your friends.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
I feel like, you know, when you walk in on
someone too, they all like scatter really fast.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yell, I thought of half naked when you walk in.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
I don't know, I've just been going crazy, and you know,
I want to know, like if it really happened or
am I being obsessed for the reason?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, take a deep breath. I mean, one thing, you've
been dating this guy for three years. I mean, I
assume he and your roommate are pretty good friends. Right,
they're clothes, I guess for me.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, okay, So you wanted us to do a textual
healing to help you with this. I what do you
want to do here?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Look? I figured that this is the only way to
know for sure if something happened. This happened like five
minutes ago. My roommate was on her phone, put it
down to go to the kitchen, and while it wasn't locked,
and I just grabbed it and ran.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Out to my car. So, wait, you stole your roommate's phone.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Have you read anything an.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Get No, I've been a little freaked out. Listen. My
idea is that I'm going to text my boyfriends on
her phone, pretending to be her.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I I mean, Alexis is onto something. Do they already
have a thread going? Do they have a text thread
without you?
Speaker 10 (25:47):
The last few texts seems a little weird and off again.
It's just everything's making you think that there's something going on.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I could the bad text.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
It says I'm coming over, And that was him sending
it to her like, why would he send that?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sund Does she respond to that like hard eyes?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
She just sent her thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's worse than hard eyes.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I mean she's an old woman.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Maybe route down though, Yeah, it's less communications.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It is a lot to jump to the conclusion though,
just based on the text.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Acting weird to the physical what makes it weird?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You know, I would think it's weird not to jump
to that conclusion.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm getting that weird feeling like I just walked
into a room of people with half of their clothes on.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Getting really excited.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Is that bad?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, she's been in this situation. I bet Terry, you
want our help to come up with a text from
your roommate to your boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Yeah, and I need you guys to go quick because
I think she's going to realize that she's never her
phone and I don't know how long we have.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Okay, Brook, you seem to have an idea. What what
do you say as the guilty roommate?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I would say, I think she knows.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Do you see what insane?
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Because you're coming from the roommate. I think she knows.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm freaking out right now?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Sure? Sure, I like it and just see what his
response is, because if it's innocent, he'll be like, knows
what right, Like he'll just right back and be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. If he's not innocent,
oh crap, yes, yes, Or I'll just send a thumbs
down emoji.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All thumbs and fingers.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Okay, okay emoji.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Maybe put the wide eyes shocked emoji at the end,
like I think she knows I'm freaking out.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
God, dude, this sucks because if he's cheating, it's with
your roommate and you're friends with her.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, And if he's not, now you're like that overly
protective girlfriend that like worries about every time that he's alone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
With somebody steals up and steals other pero.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Okay, okay, I sent.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You said it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, we have to play a song first, but when
we come back, they.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Get a fast song. We don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And then we'll see if your boyfriend responded and if
he really did cheat on you with your roommate when
we continue to text her. I hope it's not true.
We'll find out right after this. We have a young
woman named Terry on the phone with us, who reached
out while she's locked inside her car. Now, don't worry.
She wants to be locked in it, Yeah, because she's hiding.
(28:24):
She's hiding from her roommate outside of their apartment with
her roommate's phone because she believes that there's a chance
her boyfriend could be cheating with her roommate.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't like this, and I don't like that her
roommate and her boyfriend already had a text read growing
on their own.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, and the threads was basically like telling her when
I'm coming over, which is not something that you usually
text to your girlfriend's roommate. So now Terry wants our
help to text her man on her roommate's phone, pretending
to be her, to see if he's going to admit
to doing anything.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Oh my god, did he write that?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Before we get there? We should mention Terry didn't ask
to be on Textual Healing this morning, but she did
just email us for help in a panic. It just
kind of worked out that this segment fit right into place.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Let's get to the text messages Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Did about the listeners understanding what's going on. You just
care about the drums.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I mean, somebody else thought they were doing textual healing
today and we kind of kicked him to the curve.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
This was more important.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
So sorry for the other person who thought they were
doing to be on the show.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
The first thing that we texted to Terry's boyfriend from
her roommate's phone was, oh my god, I'm freaking out.
I think Terry knows wide eye emoji. And Terry, did
your boyfriend respond to that?
Speaker 10 (29:41):
Yeah? He responded and said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
No, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
That means they're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
They've practiced this so many times. You know he's getting
got he's not.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He doesn't think he's getting caught. He thinks he's talking
to the roommate.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
No is saying we're caught, and he's going You could
take that sentence either way, like he could just be
playing into it, or he could actually be panicked, like
what are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, how you say? That's a point?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
This is what you do bas to him, You say,
what do you mean? What am I talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And what do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah,
just do that back and forth.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
I feel like I feel like it has to be
something better than that. I just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I can't find I try.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
We can confirm that they have met up. He's said
I'm coming over, so you can say about us meeting
behind her back.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
You know that's specific, but that's not.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But what we need to get into is the questions,
because we need to hear from him. We need him
to admit that he is cheating, and if we keep
making statements that never opens the door for him.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's a good idea. Maybe we should pressure him to
admit something by saying I'm going to tell her today,
and that forces him to respond.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
I think that's good. I think that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Text me back in great detail what we've been doing.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
To tell him.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I mean, yes, but maybe more vague than that. Maybe
it's just like, I'm sorry, the pressure is getting to me.
I just want to tell her what happened.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Wow, that's actually really good, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
But what is he going to say back?
Speaker 9 (31:11):
Again?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
If he's truly innocent, then he still maybe won't know
what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
He's asking questions. We'll figure it out, like I'm.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Going to tell her if you don't type of line.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
No, I think I like the pressure is getting to me,
I'm going to tell her what happened.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yeah, that's really good. I agree with Jeff.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay, Terry, go ahead and send that.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
Okay, I'm sending it.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Again.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
If he writes back like what are you talking about,
then we believe him, or then we say you know
what I'm talking about? What should I say?
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What say?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah? I don't want to the theoretical conversation that might
happen in every.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Which way he said what happened?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Just say you know, you know what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
All caps caps, man, it's right in the it'll still
have could be like what happened? Or what happened?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
We get like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Or it could be like what happened to us? Why
are we falling apart? As this secret love affair that's
happening behind days?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
I think I like, Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I mean, like, okay, so again, that's not a confession.
Maybe he's not cheating.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
We should say, look, she knows we've been meeting up behind.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Her back, Like Jose something about playing off of the
emotions that his girlfriend is going through. You have to
bring that up so that he feels the need to
say something.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
We know his girlfriend already accused him, because his girlfriend's
on the phone with us and just told us that,
so he knows.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That you're up.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
I think, say the I so really guilty about it,
And Terry's going to say, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Okay, and I think you go with what Jose said,
like she knows that we've been meeting behind her back. You,
we've been meeting without her there, Okay, go with.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That, Terry, Okay, all right, I sent it, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Really anxious?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I feel like right now I feel less confident than
I did before we started texting him that this guy
was cheating on you.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
I don't know. I feel nauseous.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, I don't smart enough to play this dumb.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I feel naous because we've done hundreds of these and
this is the first time the listener is actually choosing
to take Jose's advice of Twilight Zone.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Pretty good advice.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Actually, she's probably gonna end up single. Has he written
anything back?
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Oh my god, alright, he said, he said, Look, I've
taken care of it. She won't know what does that mean?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Say?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
How are you going to take care of it. That
means he needs to explain.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
That.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, right, tell me exactly how you did it the exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
It's like when you don't smoke weed. Because I feel clarity.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Guys, Terry, welcome to the world. I think you take
some form of that, like what what did you say,
Jose already?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, that's still that. No, tell me exactly, tell.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Me exactly how you did it.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Perfect because you want your stories to match up as
the lying roommate and boyfriend. What did they take care
of I don't know. Something is up.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, obviously he didn't take very good care of it
because you're on the phone with us thinking that he's cheating,
so he took terrible care of it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh do dot song.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Start?
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Oh God, I found a guy who fixes old cameras
and I paid him one hundred and fifty bucks. He says,
we'll be done by tuesday. I'll put it back on
the shelf and she'll never know.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Did they film like a racy video together?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Do you know what he's talking about?
Speaker 10 (35:07):
I think he's talking about I have an old digital
film camera. He could be talking about my camera.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Where's your camera? Is your camera in the bedroom or
is it in like the living room.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
It should be in the living room. No, you don't
know that.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It's about it.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
My camera hasn't been on the shelf because I was
looking for it the other day, but I was in
a rush to go somewhere, so I just sort of
left it. And I'm wondering if they just broke the
camera and we're too scared to tell me.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Okay, maybe we just asked that, like paint out the picture,
so the camera is going to be fixed and she'll
never know we broke it.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
But he already said that.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Well, we're just repeating what he said. We need to know,
like and she didn't know we broke it while taking
those races.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do you want to know what the pictures on the
camera are?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Well, I mean, are we still downing or now? Do
we believe he's not cheating?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I'm wondering, Terry, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 10 (35:57):
I don't know, guys, very I just my feelings kind
of changing about this. Like I'm feeling like, maybe they
just broke it and they're feeling bad.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Yeah that you know them better than we do.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
So if your natural gut instinct is that, then that's
probably Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
We're like assuming the worst now.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, you just like drama, but really, you know that
maybe when you do get your camera back, I know,
I don't want you to see anything that you don't
want to see on there. So you just mail the
film over to our radio station and we'll look at
it for you and rate the pictures and then tell
you if anything bad is on there that you don't
want to see.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Jeff spend a lot of time in the dark room.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
Yeah you got you guys are the bus. I gotta
go get my roommates film back before she realizes.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, before you look, delete all the text that we
just sent and that he.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Sent to Okay, yeah, no, I will.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Friend's going to see it.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yet, this is only going to be more drama.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
You better update us.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Somebody's getting caught doing something wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Next week. Her roommate's gonna email like, I think my
roommate's been stealing the far want to from her.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Phone, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
So that call happened just a couple of days ago.
Obviously it was a little bit unclear what was going
on with the camera.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, there was a huge possibility of him cheating.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, a little while later we did get an update
from Terry. She reached out to us. She said after
that phone call, she went back upstairs to her room
and confirmed her camera was missing. Okay, so she just
asked her roommate about it, and the roommate confessed that
her and the boyfriend accidentally broke it because they were
going to make a surprise birthday scrap book for Terry
(37:34):
and they were using they were trying to take the
photos and go through the photos and they accidentally broke
the camera.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Photos on there too.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Oh and the gen z So like, what is what
is this stuff?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Is it? Phil?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
And I don't know?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
How do we just pull it out?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
So?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's the explanation that Terry got. Not sure if she
fully believes that or not, but you could probably find
the photos up on OnlyFans somewhere. And conclusion, we're.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Looking at the photos, but they were naked his scrap book.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Oh that's good updated.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, I'm glad we got to hear.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
That too, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You've always been told to just be yourself, be honest,
be truthful when applying for a job, and the right
job will come to you. Well, a professional employment recruiter says, Nope,
that's not true. There's actually three things you should definitely
be lying about if you're trying to get a new job.
WHOA plus the hot new TikTok challenge women are giving
(38:38):
to the guys in their life, and surprise, surprise, there's
more than a few ultimate fails. You're gonna hear them
coming up when we do a brand new TikTok click shot.
That happens right now. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and this segment is unofficially sponsored by Eminem's candies.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Can we do that?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Can we unofficially sponsor something we've already done it?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Updated slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your TikTok,
because that would be a mess to clean up. TikTok
click shock where we look uh, we look at in
the face and eat him. Still, we talked about the
biggest tiktoks from the past week. That's how it works.
Let's get right into your first TikTok click shock. You
(39:25):
may have heard this because it's pretty popular right now,
but one TikToker started a trend with her quote name
one woman challenge.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh I saw a headline. I didn't watch this, what
was it about?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
So basically, as a woman, you go to your boyfriend
or your husband, the guy in your life, whoever that is,
and ask them to name one woman.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It sounds like we're setting them up for some sort
of trap, that.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
That is a woman's entire life is setting a guy
up to look like an idiot. But the whole point is,
you see, if he responds back with your name, and
if he doesn't say your name, you're supposed to start
a fight.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
Well that makes sense you're not in a relationship.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
But would that get in trouble if I said that
and I was in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
But I don't know that. If you asked me to
name one man, I don't know that I would name
the man staring at me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Like I would have I would name one man.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Well, now I name my husband. Because we're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Why do we give her there.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Supposed to me?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I feel like if you ask somebody that question, then
they're asking not to be named.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
What I'm saying, I don't know. I like the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You watch the man just hesitate.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Hundreds of couples have done the challenge now and they're
posting the results. So here's a few of them.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Name one woman, name a woman, and halfway, name one woman.
Speaker 9 (40:48):
That's the question, alex.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I, my heart dropped.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
He passed the test in a new relationship.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, what do you do when a guy says another
name like Amelia Earhart or Julia Roberts.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't think you can get mad at that.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
One lady says the woman that her boyfriend mentioned was
Dolly Parton, and she was like, how can I be mad.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
At Dolly is the best best woman?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Another is Another woman said her fiance replied back with Rebecca,
and she was like, uh, who's Rebecca?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh you don't even know who Rebecca is?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's bad.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah, at least it's like.
Speaker 7 (41:32):
Oh, he's Rebecca's samos.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Isn't that the.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
No matter what you say, you're gonna look like an idiot.
So guys always say your girlfriend, your wife, your situationship,
girl's name right back to her.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Okay, that's a good lesson, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That was a TikTok click shot here next TikTok click shot.
He's from a woman named Bonnie Dilber. She's an employment
recruiter who just posted her advice on the three things
you should definitely lie about during a job.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
This is good number one.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
If you were leaving your job because you really dislike it,
because you don't get along with your boss or your colleagues,
you're gonna lie about this. Please do not tell them
that your boss doesn't like you. Don't tell them that
everyone's really hard to work with. All they are going
to hear when you say that is that you are difficult. Instead,
you're going to say something like things are going great,
but I want to take on bigger challenges. The second
thing that you're going to lie about is why you
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want the job. One hundred percent of people who want
a job want it for the money and benefits. Instead,
you were going to tell them why you're passionate about
the company's mission, why this job is your life's work.
And the third one is your plans for the future.
I don't care if you were starting grad school in
six months and just need this job is filler. When
they ask you about your plans for the next five years,
your plans are to be at that company.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yep, And man, that's all.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's so good. I really go in and say I'm
just here for the money, dub. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
I don't think it is a no du though, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
I think people will be like, oh, in five years,
I hope to be living in Europe and do it,
you know, like, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
I just don't want to hear I would like to
be underpaid overwork.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah, every holiday.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
One of the top comments was from somebody named Chad
Level fifty one druid irl okay, who said, I do
the exact opposite, tell them the brutal truth. One hundred
percent success rates so far, still unemployed after.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Three years success.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
He wants to collect that on him.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I think he just likes living with his parents.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Apparently Bonnie's advice, though, is true and people need to
hear it out there.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Another person said, as an employer, I don't even ask
these questions anymore because I know I'm not getting truthful answer.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
That was a TikTok click shock. Now your final TikTok
click shock is unfortunately bad news for Alexis because you
are now getting old.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
A woman named Nicole Pellegrino posted this video. She looks
like she's in her early twenties. If you see her
profile so clearly gen Z and her video got millions
of views. Sitting in the backseat of an uber with
her two younger Jen Alpha sisters, who are in their
early teens.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
How does this make you feel? Oh? Yeah, okay, these girls,
I don't know if I trust them, but whatever, okay.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
A defensive here trust Because the subject of current slang
comes up, especially when it comes to texting and what's cool.
Now for gen Alpha, here's how it went.
Speaker 9 (44:25):
What about the laughing emoji? What do you actually use
the laughing like serious? When you laugh? If it's something funny,
you'd you crying because no one laughs by using the
laugh the skull the school you only like, yes, if
you're like like a joke. If Georgie's like I have
a bigger yacht than you, I'll be like what.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
A yacht?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
A yot stands for a girl? Your vick?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Do you have a lebo?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Or if you're when you walk that's when you would
yung out at somebody. Oh what is preppy? He is
basically lu Lula mien and like lulo and it's plow. No,
that's not private. Vanilla?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
What is vanilla?
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Girl? What you want to be?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
You want to be vanilla girl.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
Girl sounds like the worst thing, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I don't trust them on that. Yeah, I think they
go to a private school.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I just know for me, that whole clip made me
cry emoji.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
You didn't pay attention?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Wow, I laughed.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Oh he's saying cry emoji because he's laughing.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
It was funny, but not in a skull crossbones type
of funny way. Just the crying crying.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It was hard to follow.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Clearly, there's a whole new language that's coming up right
behind our yachts. So being ready to get mocked and
chastised out there. Those are TikTok click for the.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Her name is Mary Ann from Kent and she's a
retired pharmacy tech with a pension for adventure.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
And when I say adventure, I mean going out to
the mailbox very very slowly.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Wait slowly, Yeah, okay, adventure.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Mary Mary, Welcome to the show. Marianne, Oh, good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
I feel like jeff just wrote your new dating profile.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Tomorrow is my forty second anniversary.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah, two years you've been married.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Oh man, isn't that the tender versary? Like every year
has a gift wood and like silver forty two years
is tinder? Right?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (46:44):
Dating?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, you tess the marriage?
Speaker 9 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
How strong? Is this real?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Is that? Is that how you make it work?
Speaker 9 (46:54):
Mari Anne?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
We never tell oh, don't talk to them. She actually doesn't. Alright,
we're sending Brook out of the studio. All that happens, Marianne.
You know the game works. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
All right, let's do this. Your time starts now. Today
is VCR day. What does the sea in VCR stand for?
The Australian Open, the French Open, the US Open? And
what other event comprised the Grand Slam of Tennis? What
are animals called that eat both meat and plants? In
(47:35):
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? What was Indie searching
for fleas wings or false false? Nice work there, Mary Anne,
and helpers. There was another voice that came through.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
It's your dog.
Speaker 10 (47:59):
It's oh ghost.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
We accept ghosts as helpers. That's fine, Brook's coming back
in the studio. It's funny Jose mentioned Alexa because Marianne
apparently has four Alexas that are all tuned into our
radio show, all across our house.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Awesome, I love you, Marianne.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
How we get ratings on the home?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
That's how you make a marriage work, don't you know?
Speaker 7 (48:22):
Listen to our show and you don't have to talk to.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Each other.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
The secret.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, my parents listen every morning. They're still going strong
after I don't even know.
Speaker 10 (48:34):
It's not just morning, it's all day long.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
For the soundtrack to your whole life.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I would marry you if you were already married.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, Brook, you're ready. Your time starts now. Today is
VCR day. What does the C in VCR stand for?
The Australian Open, the French Open, the US Open? And
what other event comprised the Grand Slam of Tennis British?
What are animals called the eat both meat and plants?
(49:03):
In Indiana? Jones and the Last Crusade? What was Indy searching.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
For the goblet thing?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Fleas have wings? True or false?
Speaker 3 (49:13):
True?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
In which city can you find the House of Parliament
and Westminster Abbey, London? We got our answers, and we're
gonna go over to the scoreboard and see how you
both did. With Jose.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Marianne you got four correct.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Bringing the fire, Marianne.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
One Alexa and Brook you one alexas short only.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Nice job, Marianne.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
And Marianne's ghost helper. Let's give some credit to the ghost.
Today's VCR day. The C in VCR stands for Cassette
Video Cassette Recorder. Australian Open, French Open, the US Open,
and the fourth Event, and the Grand Slam of Tennis.
Technically it is the British Open, but they call it Wimbledon,
so we couldn't give that, okay. The animals that eat
(50:13):
both meat and plants are omnivores Indiana Jones and the
last crusade, they were looking for the Holy Grail. You
both said the goblin things. It is technically, but it's
the fleas have wings that is false. There are only
one of four wingless insects in the world. And you
find House of Parliament and Westminster Abbey in the city
(50:34):
of London, London. Now, Mary, congratulations, you just beat Brook.
Plus just for being here, we're gonna throw you some
Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
We're gonna come back and do Windbrooks Bucks again the
same time tomorrow
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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