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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Britt Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a brand new full show for you. A new mass
speaker with the mom who's doing something very secret to
hide her not hide her sanity, save her sanity.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The thing she does is she's hiding you follow me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, Yeah, we got a new awkward Tuesday phone call
about We'll just say the theme of that one is
the thing in your relationship that drives you nuts that
they do just a small little activity, and I think
you're just really gonna enjoy today's show.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We always love to highlight your comments to start things off.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Tad and Hokage said, Jeff with no beard is funnier
than bearded Jeff.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Oh I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you think bearded Jeff is funny?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
The beards.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A strong two days since he's shaved or whatever.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
It's done now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you missed it, that was part of our Summer
Dare challenge. The video is still up on TikTok. Yes,
Alexis and I shaving half of Jeff's beard anyway and
redecorating it, which I thought it looks great. I don't
know why he had to shave the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh sure, this was really good.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, so go see that all of our socials is
always at Brook and Jeffrey where you can see where
we look like and be somewhat disappointed.
Speaker 8 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Probably, there we go. We're gonna start your full show
right now.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we need
to start the show today with a quick round of
am I the Jerk Babysitters Edition?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, just a quick one.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Huh Yeah, just get this out of the way, because
a young woman went on Reddit to share the encounter
she recently had with a mom that she was babysitting for.
So basically, the mom tells the sitter her and the
husband will be back home by eight pm. Okay, fast
forward close to eight mom texts saying, sorry, our events
running a little late. It's actually looking more like eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Whoa, that was a miscape.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Parents deserve to have fun too, Brook, But I know
that you're against that, but I think parents should be
allowed to stay out.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, I think the general rule is you overbook a
babysitter and then come home early rather than the opposite.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what, we'll be home by midnight and then.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
So the babysitter responds, okay, no problem, we'll see you
at eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh okay, that's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Because she hadn't eaten dinner yet, she ordered some door
dash for herself. Oh yeah, and the mom had a
big problem with that.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Are you here?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Mom freaked out, saying it was totally irresponsible to have
some stranger come to their house without asking for her
permission first. Not only that, Mom was furious that the
babysitter stepped outside to grab the food off the porch,
leaving her poor innocent sleeping children alone inside unattended for
(02:47):
a full ten to twenty seconds. So Mom gets home
immediately fires the babysitter, saying, you should have asked me
if that was okay to do. So what does the
room think? Is the babysitter the jerk here?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah? Yeah, so hard?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean, I mostly like starving babysitters who.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Are hunt Yeah, night long, But I'm gonna have to
go with the mom. Is maybe the jerk?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay. No one sees the mom's side at all in
terms of like her feeling uncomfortable with the stranger there
with wait, I.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Will say yes, I see her point.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
No, No, no, you're saying no.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Okay, talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Helicopter mom.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
All right, yeah, well, hopefully you guys are all cool.
If I write this on Reddit and voice our opinion
as a show, I'm just gonna write Brook and Jefferies
anti mom. And now that we've got that out of
the way, we are pro shopping each other. Though with
the shock collar question of the day, that was a.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fun way to start if I kind of like that.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, crapping on moms. Let's do it more digital, Jake,
Hopefully it's about moms. Whatever your question is, do well.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
On this day in nineteen eighty one, millions around the
world watched as Lady Diana Spencer married Prince Charles in
a royal wedding so extravagant even Cinderella was.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Like, yikes, this before the kardash.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
Diana's train was twenty five feet long, her dress had
ten thousand pearls, and her five foot wedding cake was
frosted with diamonds and tears from unpaid interns at the
Ministry of Confession.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Woo.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
But Diana isn't the only iconic pop culture princess to
find our way into our hearts. That's why today we're
doing a special talking Tiara's edition twenty of twenty. Now
I have a list of the top twenty most iconic
princesses of all time. These can be real people or
fictional characters. I'll just name one to stay in the game.
(04:49):
And since this is an easier list than others we've
done in the past, I'm enforcing a ten second rule
where if you don't say your princess within ten seconds,
you will be disqualified. Take outside and be headed in
the parking lot next to the lobby, unless, of course,
you have the silver save, which is in play, and
I will forget about like our YouTube comment is like
to remind me that's my bad YouTube. We'll start with
(05:14):
the woman who asked her fairy godmother to turn her
water into white. Club Alexis likes his top twenty most
popular princesses.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Of all time, right, obviously Cinderellarella number two.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
On my thought, that would be one Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, I'm going to start with the one you said,
Princess Diana.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah, silver save.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Remind me if I forget you get it next your life, Jose,
We're over to you.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Princess Aurora.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Aurora, Yes, number eighteen on my list, slept through a
lot of the movie, but.
Speaker 11 (05:48):
Still a princess, Jeffrey, Okay, I only have ten seconds,
so I don't want to brag about the Princess of
Norway again and how she let my sister wear the
Crown jewels.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
So I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Ariel, little Murmaid under Underwater.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
He's number five, Mermaid turned human, loves Forks Adventures.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Bell He's a princess right not on the not for
most of them.
Speaker 12 (06:18):
Change it if you want.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Snow White is on my list, number eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm going to go with.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Princess Elsa, also from Frozen, is number four on my list.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He's also queen, but all princesses because eventually.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Princesses turned Queen's on this list as well.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Jose her name is in the title of her movie,
Princess Tiana.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh good one, Yeah the Frog.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Number twenty a recent princess, jeff.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
When I look back at my childhood, one of my
most favorite nights was lining up with my friends from
dance class to see the premiere of Princess Diaries.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
To five seconds.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Princess Mia Anne Hathaway that was going.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
To be Princess Mia Thermopolis is number sixteen on My Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Let's try bell again.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
She's gonna try bell Man. Number six on the list
is we're talking top twenty most popular princesses of all time,
and no one's got one wrong. We're back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hey, give me Princess Jasmine Jasmine, Yes, number nine, independent
as a Tiger, Jose, Oh.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Boy, Princess Kate Beckhamsale.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Kate becasale Is on their Tough One, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
She's very princess, like Princess Cleopatra of Egypt.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
He was a ruler Cleopatra.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
She was.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
Yeah, Alexis, go back to you, and.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
She was a princess before she was a queen.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Barrow.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
My Halloween costume last year, Princess Fiona.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Number fourteen. The ladies are battling Brook.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Princess Milana even though she's like chief. But Princess Maana.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Wana thirteen.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Counted, Alexis, you got more another princess costume that you
dressed up as.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, princes, princess every princess Brook Oh my god, you
said Rapunzel already. No, that's it. Wait you did it,
you did it?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Where's the second County behead this woman.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Answer Brooke, I'm gonna go Princess, your silver save.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Is gone, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I thought I was the silver save.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No, I need to come up with one.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh, what's a Disney movie?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Has Today's plenty of twenty by default some princesses. You missed.
Princess Leah from Star Wars Milan not technically a princess,
but Disney princesses that way married up from Brita from Frozen,
and a princess turned queen, Queen Elizabeth. I was once
a princess.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
All right, Well it's Queen brook Is the one who
got all the princess questions right, so she gets to
choose who get shocked while singing under the Sea from
Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, I am going to choose the princess of the room, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Everyone thought I was gonna say, Jeffrey, Yeah, okay, under
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Fling. It's better down where it's better. Take it from me.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
The voice was spot off.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I am similar to princess.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
In just a few minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Is there anything more annoying than hearing someone humble brag
about themselves.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh gosh, Jeff, many things, and they're like.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
God, I hate my super fast metabolism, so I'm always hungry,
never gaining any weight.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
What's wrong with me?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Or my most toxic trade is I donate too much
during silent auctions. I don't even like these expensive wines.
Why do I keep winning them? But there is one
humble brag that no one gets tired of hearing. I
can't believe I beat Brooke and trivia on the radio
before I even had my coffee this morning. You could
(10:30):
be saying those exact words if you managed to beat her,
Because we're going to be playing It's Trivia with Brooke
coming up right now. We're going international for the game
today because Brook, your challenger is calling from the land
(10:51):
of fine Wine and kisses with tongue.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
He is in La France.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now we were literally I was just talking to editor
Ashley about places I want to travel in.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Awesome cool way to make this about you.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
We're talking to.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Break Wild, She really was.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Maybe it's a signe nobody cares. Breck is a returning
player who has never beaten you before. Remember he does
the pancake art.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, I follow you on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Now, yeah, welcome back, Breck?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Does he understand breakfast or do you need to say.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Bonjour bontoire o.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
The difference?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Are you making fancy crapes now that you're in France
instead of pancakes?
Speaker 14 (11:35):
I do make a lot of crepes now too.
Speaker 15 (11:36):
Yes, all right, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Leaving so you can get to the game thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible, Breck. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat her out right if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 14 (11:45):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Good luck? Your time starts now. How many weeks did
Old Town Roads stay at number one on the Billboard charts?
More or less than thirty us? What form of mathematics
deals with shapes and their properties?
Speaker 14 (12:00):
Geometry?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In the Disney movie Peter Pan, who is Captain Hook's
main henchman?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Me?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
What fruity candy has the slogan isn't life delicious?
Speaker 14 (12:11):
Starburst?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
If you were born on Valentine's Day? What is your
zodiac signs? What Italian word translates to until we meet again?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (12:23):
I can only get French now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, he's got like a mental language block. He doesn't
even understand anything else.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Okay, like bone.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's great, Brooks back in the studio now, and I mean,
I know we were joking around about French foods a lot,
but I really am curious. What is the best food
that you have eaten since being in France?
Speaker 9 (12:44):
That's a good question.
Speaker 14 (12:45):
I actually was just raving about some steak tartar I
got at a restaurant called Pink Mama. It was the
best tartar I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you are you vacationing there? Do you just move there?
Speaker 14 (12:57):
No, we're just vacationing.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (12:59):
We just came up to Belgium for a few days.
And now we're down in Paris and we're gonna go
to the Ball Valley and.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Normandy, who would have thought that pancake art would be
such a lucrative career where you could travel the world
and have the best foods?
Speaker 14 (13:11):
Right, Okay, I thought some culture might help me win
this time.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
And now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yes? Your time starts now. How many weeks did Old
Town Roads stay at number one on the Billboard charts?
More or less than thirty?
Speaker 10 (13:27):
More?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
What form of mathematics deals with shapes and.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Their property dieometry.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
In the Disney movie Peter Pan, who is Captain Hook's
main henchman?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Uhh snieg's sniegel?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
What fruit candy has? The slogan isn't life delicious? If
you were born on Valentine's Day? What is your zodiac sign?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You are a cap corn?
Speaker 13 (13:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I love when Brooke doesn't know the answer.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
She talks more.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Time.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you both
did with Jose. I'm getting recircumcised a wedding next week.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I just want to clean it up a bit.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
But Sprack, you got three.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
I thought that's a good claw got gay.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm jealous of his life and he has to make
me feel dumb.
Speaker 14 (14:33):
In my defense, it took four years.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, congratulations, finally took Brookie down. Let's go over the
answers for everybody. The song Old Town Road stayed at
number one on the Billboard charts for less than thirty
weeks seventeen weeks, but it was starting on this day
back in twenty nineteen. The form of mathematics that deals
with shapes and their properties is geometry. In Peter Pan.
(14:56):
Captain Hook's main henchman is smee, just stop me.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I like.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
The fruity candy that has the slogan, isn't life delicious?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Life savers?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Life savers? That was the h If you were born
on Valentine's Day, your zodiac sign would be Aquarius and
the Italian word that translates to until we meet again
would be brad. Congratulations. Not only did you beat Brooks
so you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,
you also want a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,
(15:35):
not at any Disney resort, theme park or online in
the Disney store.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I'm sorry that's in USD not Euros.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
Okay, oh okay, still a great pride.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yeah, enjoy all your European travels and make us all
jealous with the stories when you come back.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So do we say, are revoir now?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Are Revoir arivd chi all the language is value Bonie, yeah, Bonwie.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Where Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Brooke, how do you feel about people lying to family
members good thing or really.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Good thing.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
If it's to save their feelings and to avoid major drama?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Brook your children aren't listening to this. You don't have
to do like the PC answer in the middle. It's okay.
You could say you're truth truth, okay. Well, one of
our listeners decided that lying to her husband and both
her kids was the only way to preserve her mental health.
Are we pro mental health on this show or are we?
(16:42):
Are we in the middle there pro lying in mental health?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
We are, but it feels like you're doing something that's
anti mental health to help mental health.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Is it like two negatives and a double.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I don't Okay. Well, by the end of this call,
hopefully we can all agree that lying to your family
is good, especially after you hear why this woman did it.
It's coming up in a brand new mass speaker right
after this.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Confession.
Speaker 15 (17:09):
I can't take back arms.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Mouse speaker text to seventy eighty five nine T who
says I worked as a housecleaner for an absolute ahole
who was always in a state of undress whenever I stopped.
After a few times, I gave him my notice and
accidentally took a couple of his TV remotes with me
on the way out.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Can't what's your favorite show now? Can you.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Revenge is sweet, but it's even sweeter when you can
share your story and gloat anonymously in front of all
of our listeners right here on the mass Speaker, and.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
We encourage a state of undress on the show.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah, with each other.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I think we've got a lady on the line who's
chosen to use the fake name Kennedy to protect her
dirty deeds. Kennedy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hi, how are you good? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'm okay, a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, okay, kind of hear that.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Well, the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Okay, I have to say. I think this brook is
going to hate.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
What I have to say.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I listen despite what I say. Sometimes I do have
an open mind.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
So, and what I finish, try to make you feel better,
all right, We'll try not to judge you. What's your confession, Kennedy.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
So, I'm a mom.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I have two boys, there's ten and thirteen. I mean,
I love them so much, but they drive me nuts.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Well, yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Seems like a busy age.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, you're in it right now.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, I'm trying to raise good men, but they're disgusting boys.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
With my son, I'm like, listen, you are not going
to be the one ever to make someone else do
your stuff for you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Take it up right, do your dishes, learn how to
do the laundry.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Yeah, you do stuff for me, right, But it doesn't
matter how much you say it. It seems like it doesn't.
Oh thinking, and it's breaking me. And so I had
to have a break. I mean I've been needing a
break for thirteen years really, And so I told my
husband and my kids that I had a week long
business ship, like a conference in Atlanta. Okay, But the
(19:21):
truth is that I rented an airbnb twenty minutes away
from our house.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Yeah, oh my god, it further.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Oh for a whole week?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Only five days?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Why could bus a work week?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why wouldn't you just tell him that's what you were
going to do. Why why did you have to lie
to him?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
What?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I don't know what you think.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
My husband would be all about it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's always like, you can't serve and help other people
if you don't feel.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Holy your Yeah, my husband is like you know, get
out of her state, go a month, us for a
whole year.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You have to share the responsibility. It's like you don't
get a vak.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
She used afford someone needing a break.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, well married, but remember she only she has boys,
so she's really in the thick.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Of it right now, so we need They're all the same.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
But I know we're horrible, and I want to apologize
on behalf of anybody who has to raise children like us.
We feel for you, Kennedy.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
I love you, guys, thank you, We love you to.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You deserve that week long vacation. But I must be
hard to keep it a secret from your whole family.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, it was hard.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Like I texted them pictures of Atlanta that I found
on the internet and I called them every night girl,
And I paid for my door dashes with cash because
my husband and I share a credit card.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh yeah, he's gonna find some sort of evidence and
thinks that you're cheating on him or something. You know,
it does.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Doesn't pay that much attention to me, honestly, Like, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean I assume you're still getting calls like hey mom,
where's my where's my one day and like where did
we keep this?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Yes constantly, and I honestly was like, I'm so busy working,
just ask Daddy.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
And the service inside of the conference center here isn't
very good. I'm not receiving those calls.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Yeah, yeah, you like you know, but I took baths,
I took naps. It was amazing, And I've honestly been
thinking of like shaking another conference, but you guys are
making me feel like maybe I could just be like
I need a break.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, you just take international conference.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Maybe mommy has a conference in Paris. Yeah, you guys
were better than therapy. This is I'm so glad I
called because I really thought you were going to tell
me I was the worst mother in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
We're not going to tell you you're the worst.
Speaker 15 (21:43):
We're going to.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Everybody needs a break, but you need to do a
little bit better more than twenty minutes away from your house.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like to go bigger. Yeah, invite some girlfriends, like make
it a thing.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
It was honestly afraid my husband was going to like
break one of them and I would be to come back.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You need to stay within helping distance just in case.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Yeah, I wanted to be able to hover in case
something went totally pear shaped, because I've never done this before.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
You really are a good mom, Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Don't feel bad about lying to your family for a
little bit of mental wellness. Everybody does, We all do it.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I bet you're a better mother when you got back,
so much.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
Better, so much nicer.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah, and you for drunners faren that I ordered this
like stupid Atlanta stuff on the internet so I could.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Have, like boy like little Atlanta's shot glasses that you quote.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Brought home like stupid Atlanta hat. So they immediately lost
and they were like, oh cool, thank you. Bye.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
She's not shot glasses for her ten and thirteen year
old son.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Well, if there was crazy as she painted them.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Out to be, I don't know, they're not dad, They're
just kids.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, Well, don't feel bad about.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
What you did.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (22:56):
I love you guys.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You deserve everything.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, another vacation.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
She's got one coming up in another month. There you
go and text into seven eighty five nine two. If
you have a confession that you've been keeping from your family,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
In today's phone tap, we do a little social experiment. Okay,
what would you do if you were put on the spot,
and basically a woman who works at a restaurant taking
reservations there was faced with two choices either lie for
the customer who she's on the phone with, or bust
him in front of his wife.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh so he gave her good options.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, you're gonna hear the awkward conversation unfolding what she
chose to do in your phone tap right now, another.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Twenty good afternoon in say house. This is Marissa. How
can I help you?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
I was hoping to a dinner reservation for next Friday
around seven pm.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Please seven pm? For how many?
Speaker 16 (24:06):
For two?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Or two?
Speaker 12 (24:09):
Let me just take a look here, Hold on one second.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Also, sorry, I hope it's not too much to ask.
Can I request like a table maybe in the back,
away from the windows, you know, maybe something more like
private and secluded.
Speaker 12 (24:22):
Sure we'll be able to find something that works for you.
Is this a special occasion?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Actually it's me and my girlfriend's three month anniversary.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Wow, very nice. That's great.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
But if I can trust you, I just I can't
have my wife finding out about this.
Speaker 12 (24:40):
You know, I'm sorry my.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
My wife in air quotes?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
I have what does air quotes mean?
Speaker 9 (24:49):
I have other commitments and I just need to keep
this like a private event, if you know what I mean. Look,
I know, I know you're probably judging me. I get it,
but I've never been happier and I just I just
want to show her that I care, you know, like
ten times more than the battle axe that I live with.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
If you honey, honey, who are you talking to?
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Oh no, nobody?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Really?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Then why do you have the phone to your ear?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's uh, it's my my cousin.
I forgot I was on the phone.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
I really don't want to be a part of It's.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
RESI my cousin.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
I've never told you, yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Short for reservation. I ever tell you about her. She
is a hoot and she's actually planning to visit us.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So just give me the pho.
Speaker 12 (25:42):
Oh no, no, no, no, hold on, don't put her
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Honey, Hi, Hi, Resie, this is Magdalena. I have not
had the pleasure. It's nice to chat with you, great
to chat with you. You want to come visit us?
Speaker 12 (25:59):
Huh, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Which side of the family are you on, resieh.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Dad side?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And what's his name again?
Speaker 12 (26:13):
I mean I just saw him Dad. He's never actually
told me his name, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Dad, Harold is a character, sad he is. Anytime you
want to come over, we'd be happy to have you,
and I'd love to meet you in person.
Speaker 12 (26:27):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yep, here's Jim.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
Jim great.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
Hey, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
What are you doing? Man, I don't even know you, Like,
I'm sorry, Like, come.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
On, I'm so sorry, and thank you, thank you, thank
you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I seriously owe you.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
I've been caught cheating already like four times. This would
be the fifth, dude. I know, I know she keeps
catching me doing stuff. Look, I just really owe you. Okay,
this would be a death sentence if she caught me
for the fifth time.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
Like I said, dude, I don't want to be a
part of any of this. I don't want to be
involved in any drama.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Like I don't want to be involved either. That is
just awful. And by the way, what do you look like?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
What? Well?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
I'm just saying, like, if you're not working that night,
I mean, maybe you're free.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
On what's going on? Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yeah, Oh, I totally would love to go canoeing, cousin.
We used to do that as kids naked, Remember.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
When we were naked?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, give me the phone, honey, give me a phone. Yeah,
I just remembered. You know, Jim had told me about
a cousin he had. Are you the one with half
a nose from the water skiing accident?
Speaker 12 (27:41):
Yep, that's me.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh I'm shoot okay. Just by your nasally sound, I
thought it was you.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Really awesome.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Yeah, wow, honey, Please can I get the phone back?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She said?
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Who?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She says she is?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I tried to say, you too, Jams, Fine.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
You caught me.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It's my lover, Vinci Subishi.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
What what's going on?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
If you've been a victim of a frank phone call maverssa.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Frank vocal.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
You Yes, unfortunately for you.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Yes, and your boss actually is the one that set
you up. She said you'd be working tonight taking all
the reservations, and just wanted to make you laugh.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Sorry, I couldn't keep it going real funny awesome.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Was it funny? You're not laughing Marssa.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
I was like about to have a heart attack. What
am I involved in here?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I was like, I mean, how dare you go along
with him?
Speaker 12 (28:42):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
He put me on the spot.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh there's that nasally voice again.
Speaker 12 (28:48):
Awesome, cool.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
I love women in relationships.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
It's weird when.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It is a little off putting.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
They're always saying to their men, we don't want to
change you, we don't want to step on who you are. Meanwhile, though,
rearrange your apartment, overhaul your wardrobe, sign you up for
couples therapy sessions where the lady counselor really thinks you
should be listening to your girlfriend a lot more.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Changing, improved.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, you're not trying to change us, if trying to
better society, jeff Yeah, yeah, and I love that about you.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
In fact, we have a listener on the phone right
now who says she loves her boyfriend just the way
he is, except the one thing he loves to do
the most has to stop and hold on when she
explains why he needs to stop forever. I'm sure we'll
all be totally on her side. It's your brand new
(29:58):
awkward Tuesday phone call coming up right after this.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's awkward. It's it's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
It still boggles my mind sometimes that total strangers will
come to ask us for dating advice. M Are we
really the best group for that? Alexis has been banned
from riyah Hinge and at least three Portuguese male meetup
sites in her past, Josean has sworn off all women
(30:30):
and dating for the moments at least, and Brooks last
relationship ended in a marriage.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And site for that either over a decade.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Oh god, what a nightmare. But despite all of that,
it hasn't deterred a woman named Amy from emailing our
show seeking our quote romantic wisdom.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
So Amy min's of failure. Wait a minute, Jess.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Nobody wants that, bro Amy, what were you think can
come into this group for help?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
I'm just looking for help wherever I can get it.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, So she wasn't thinking, Jeff, ok Yes, I just
heard fourth hit up.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yes, total desperation brought to you here. And that's totally
okay with expensive Mary. Okay, tell us, what is the
situation that you're dealing with. How can we help you?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
So I'm in a you a relationship with the sky.
We've been casually dating for a few months. Yeah, I
mean I think he's great. He does something that's like
it's turning into a big pet peeve of mine already.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
You're only a couple months in a man annoying a woman. No,
that can't happen. Why what does he do well?
Speaker 15 (31:44):
He loves to sing along to music in a car
and he has a terrible voice him or anything.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Into whistling lately, if you're like, singing bad is better
than just not seeing it all on a car?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
That so boring?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Why is it so problematic for you?
Speaker 14 (32:04):
Amy?
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Because it's just really annoying.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
It's a pet peeve.
Speaker 15 (32:07):
I don't need him to be singing in my ear.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Like it's cue for like one song and then it's
like four or five songs. You're like, can you just
hum watch me.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Hit this adele high notes?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, so it sounds like it's almost an ick, right,
Like it's like a turn off.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Yeah, he never stops. It doesn't matter what station, genre,
he just keeps going.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, okay, is it possible for you to just drive
separate cars everywhere?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Awkward? So you said you've never brought it up to him.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
Yeah, I know it's not that serious of an issue,
but yeah, it's becoming a bigger problem where I need
to do something about it.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Okay, it's just enough of a problem it needs to
be addressed now, I see.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
So why is this becoming a bigger problem for you?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Then?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Well, because we've planned a seven day road trip that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Girl, you can only take trips with this man in
an airplane. That's just I think the new rules.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, and you have an excuse to put your earbonds
in your air buds in a seven day road trip really.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Long one day.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
When we booked it, I don't know this was going
to be an all day, everyday thing.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
This is like the one of those vacations that you dread.
You see it on the calendar, You're like, oh god,
I'm have to.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Suffer through figured out before. You can't break up mid
road trip.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
And you don't want it to ruin your trip.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I mean, you don't want to show up every place
you go being in a bad mood, right, gotcha?
Speaker 15 (33:35):
Yeah? I mean we're driving to one of his best
friend's wedding and I am honestly just dreading the car ride.
I feel like I need to say something to him
before or this triple one hundred percent the relationship.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
I mean, there has to be a compromise. You can't
just say no singing.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I feel like you need to find a podcast or
a book on tapeople.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
So has that come up before between you two.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
I've tried to podcast or a book on tape, but
he just loves music.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
In migraines. This man, I don't want to break him.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I love a man that will sing in the car
no matter how bad it is, and I don't want
to ride with him.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So I also understand your dilemma.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
She was uncomfortable with you.
Speaker 15 (34:24):
I'm in the car with him for seven days. Okay,
I don't want to open the car door and jump
out on the freeway.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
That's too bad, because that was going to be Jose's
advice when we take.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Rolling in the deep.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Now, Okay, how do you tell him?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Is that your question? How do you tell him without
breaking his spirit?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (34:43):
I just don't know how to have a conversation with him.
But like you said, hurting feeling, I mean, he's a
pretty subpitive guy.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Sensitive. I don't think any of us have ever had
to have this conversation with anybody either.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
We are the bad singers.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Okay, you need advice for have a tough this conversation
about a guy's singing. So we're gonna come back. We're
going to give you our take on the situation, and
then we will let you call your boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
Oh, Astley, I should mention I did ask my exp
for advice on this too, so I'm not totally of
the talk.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I called your ex boyfriend for advice on your current boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
Yeah, he's really smart about like social situation stuff, especially
when it's dealing with other guys. I thought he could
help if you.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Say break up, why don't you just use his advice?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Then?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Why why would you come to us?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Then?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Well, I wanted to see if you guys have better
advice a way by option.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
What's your ex's name?
Speaker 15 (35:40):
His name is Clint.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Like that.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
A little bit of a romance in there, But okay,
when we return, we'll get advice from Brook Jose and
from Clint, and then let you call your current boyfriend
to tell him not to ruin your road trip with
his terrible, horrible, off key singing when we do your
awkward Tuesday phone call right after this, it's awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If you're just joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call,
here's the situation we're in. Our listener, Amy is dreading
an upcoming road trip with her new boyfriend Tim because
he's one of those people who sings passionately along to
car music. Yes, and not in the cute James Corden
car karaoke.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Kind of way.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
He has a terrible voice and doesn't seem to know
end or care. Yeah, so Amy understands this really shouldn't
be a big, serious conversation that she has to have,
but it kind of is because it's going to ruin
that road trip coming up, at least ruin it for her.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yes, And.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
That's a lot. And normally we'd get Brooke and jose
Away in with their advice before we make the call,
but this time there's a third person, a guy named Clint,
Amy's ex boy friend, because she asked him for advice
on it too, So I guess let's hear what Clint
had to say on the matter. What were his thoughts, Amy, Clint.
Speaker 15 (37:10):
Told me to tell him that every time she sings,
it reminds me of my ex.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Oh, oh, it reminds you of Clint.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
That's actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I mean it would get your current boyfriend to stop.
It might cause a different argument in the car then.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, but it does sound like Clint wants you to
think of him as well.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah. I don't think it's the worst advice, but you
said you were open to hearing more so, Jose, what
do you think.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Well, if his mouth is busy, he can't sing, So
stock up on snacks.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
You need multiple coolers of snacks.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
You need pepperoni, you need trail mikes, you need chips,
anything to keep him quiet and fed.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Okay, what do you think of that, Amy?
Speaker 15 (37:50):
That sounds like a really good idea. Actually, but I'd
want to snack too.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
You can't none of the way to a wedding.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
No, you can't load it on Soudio.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
But it is funny that the image of her like
shoving carrots in his mouth the entire drive, Brook, what's
your advice?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think you go the opposite way, where you tell
him that you just saw this new viral trend. Remember
when people were raw dogging on planes, like they weren't
doing any tablets or music or anything.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You saw that.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Now it's taken over for car trips, and now it's
good for couples to only have conversation.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
What do you think about asking your boyfriend a raw
dog on the road trip?
Speaker 15 (38:30):
You can try it.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah, you're just tuning in help them. We're not talking
about what you're thinking.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Raw dogging as in not listening to any music, not
looking at any screams, no entertainment, no even talking to
each other.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Okay, talking to each other, I said, that's the whole point.
He's talking to each other. Oh okay, it'll help them.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, your listening skills are questionable. Yeah, you'd be terrible
in a seven hour car trip.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just a carrots.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
I'm raw dogging this conversation, ending it, and we're just
gonna call your boyfriend Tim.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Missouri.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
I'm not apologizing for that.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
So here we go.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
I'm gonna balance number. We'll step away and let you
talk to him if he picks up. But good luck,
you got this, Amy, thank you. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Hello, Hi, Oh hey baby, what's happening.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
What are you up to?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Not much.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I just wanted to call and see how your days going.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Oh yeah, it's good. I just got back from the
gym and picked up the like the Marcus sushi. You know,
it's on sale on Wednesday, so that sounds great. Oh
I saw I heard this great song on the radio,
and I was thinking about you as I was staying
in the car.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
What was the song?
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Oh man, it's I can't remember the name of it,
but it's by two feet. It's like and like ah.
Speaker 16 (40:02):
Ah no, you know, and it's like and then it
kind of like repeats and and then it's like and
then it goes like even deeper in no, no, you know,
it's almost like but like backwards and inside out.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
Oh I don't know that one. It's really nice though,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (40:27):
Actually, it's good that you brought up singing and stuff,
because that's the kind of the reason why I called you.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Oh what were you thinking of a solity you were
in the car?
Speaker 15 (40:37):
Well, I love it's my mind a little bit about
our road trip coming up. And you know how you
like to sing every second of being in the car.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's like our thing.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
What do you mean it's our thing?
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Well, you know, like it's it's our thing. Like you know,
like my past girlfriends, you know, they shut it down
and whatnot. But like you love that I do that
with you, and like you let me be me and
I love that and we just have a great time.
And you know, I even love it when you do
that thing and you cholege me. Like halfway through this
all you like change the radio station and it goes
(41:17):
to another song, and then I.
Speaker 16 (41:18):
Got to keep up, and then I got to play along,
and I'm like, sometimes I don't know the lyrics, but
sometimes I'm making them up as I go.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
I love that. We're so cute.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Yeah, we are so cute.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
Yeah. So what's up baby? Well, you know, I just
I love talking to you. But like, what are you
go going on? What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (41:40):
Yeah? I'm good. It's just that it's a really long
road trip. It's about like seven days, right, have you
have you thought about that?
Speaker 13 (41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (41:48):
Actually, you know, Okay, I was thinking that this was
going to be a surprise, but I'm feeling the moment.
It makes sense right now. And uh, I was going
to tell you on the road. But my friend he
was getting married this week or not this week, next week, whatever,
you know what that it is? You know, I've got
this song and I thought that maybe we could practice
(42:10):
it in the car and maybe sing it together at
the wedding. And actually I have a few options.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
I've got this little little playlist.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
So I even called it like a duets with my
future wife, like whatever, Oh.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
No, we got another problem.
Speaker 13 (42:29):
Now?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Did he say what I thought?
Speaker 3 (42:31):
He said? Oh? Wait, yeah, is that Amy?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
What's happening.
Speaker 9 (42:43):
Are Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
So she just said, what's the title of the playlist?
She's in disbelief.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
But you should know right now, Tim that you're on
the radio. I know you love listening to the radio,
and you're on a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Oh no, yeah, I thought our first time on the
radio would be singing.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
We did hear you hum a little too?
Speaker 8 (43:09):
Yeah? Yeah no, but I'm actually like much better than that,
like like that, Oh man, it's awkward.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
You have no idea how awkward it is. It's actually
called the awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, you're such a you sound like a good guy,
you do.
Speaker 8 (43:30):
Yeah, I mean it's usually I think.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
So yeah, that was a lot though.
Speaker 8 (43:35):
That all right?
Speaker 15 (43:35):
Wait wait, Tim, what was the name of the playlous?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Do you want to oh you want to hear?
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Do it? That's my future what future wife?
Speaker 15 (43:46):
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
You like it?
Speaker 8 (43:50):
Okay, guys, I love him.
Speaker 15 (43:52):
I know that we have issues, but I loved him.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Okay, it's very understanding.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
I mean, like, wait, what issues?
Speaker 15 (44:03):
Oh, sometimes when we're out running errands or driving to
Chipotle or whatever, I I know you love to sing,
but sometimes it's too much for me, and I was
kind of hoping during.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
The trip.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
We were like done.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
If you're going to be a future wife, you got
to be future honestly, Okay, she's going forward.
Speaker 15 (44:24):
Maybe even raw dog it you.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Wait, wait, we interrupted you. You need to finish.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Tim sounded interested in that suggestion.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah, I mean I've always been into the raw dog situation.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Well, no, Amy explained.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I think you give him some context.
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Amy, So you know raw dog on airplanes, so basically
without any music or it has to make you feel
more grounded and build a stronger bonds of people. So
maybe we could go hours or days even without talking
or singing or anything.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Oh wait, you want a raw dog on the airplane? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (45:08):
Yeah, but also.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
All right, she wants to have deep, long, meaningful conversations
with you on the road track.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeahs where maybe the music is off for just a
little while.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 8 (45:20):
Tom? So wait, what does raw dog you have to.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Do with that?
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Well, that's like.
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Viral.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
So anyway, it sounds like you're in a good spot
in your relationship before taking this road trip together. You
can find a good compromise for what to do for
seven whole days. A lot of activities you could squeeze
in there.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm always down for Okay.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yeah, I know, I know, Tim, You're You're up for
whatever Amy wants. But Amy, are you good? You feel
satisfied without this call?
Speaker 7 (45:52):
Went?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (45:53):
I mean I think if we just tried pushing the
off button on your brain and give silence a chance,
Whilbert traveling, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
You give silence a chance. Wow, that is the bumper
sticker of your road trip.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Marriage freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Some say insanity is doing the same thing over and
over and expecting different results. We say it's dedication. And
maybe a little bit of masochism in this case, because
today's player, Jakar is and ten all time ten tries
ten beautiful, flaming failures, but like an angry pigeon chasing
(46:43):
after a parked car, he just won't quit. Jakar, my friend,
welcome back to the show. How are you, my dude?
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Good? But it's Kar Chowkar.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Have we said it wrong every time you've been on
the show.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
No, this is the only time.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh oh, okay, I love you.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Yeah, never forgets you and it is actually cool man,
like anything goes as a car. Yeah, you're honestly one
of our favorite people that we have on our show
for real. So let's send Brook out of the studios
and we can get right to the game. Here thirty seconds,
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 15 (47:24):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen eighty one,
the Royal wedding happened between Princess Diana and who.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
What.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Cereal has mascots that are a cinnamon stick named Cinnamon
and his buddy called bad apple on a baseball field.
What's the term for the dirt around the outfield fence?
Speaker 10 (47:48):
Diamond?
Speaker 5 (47:49):
In politics, the acronym scotus stands for what what French
phrase translates to already seen in English? Here we go, chakar. Sorry,
looked at my screener again. I have to turn this thing.
Speaker 8 (48:06):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, get minus points for me on that one I
keep saying on the screener. Okay, kr KR, thank you
for being back on with us. You're the uber driver, right, yep,
that's right man. Okay, so tell us you must you've
had like thousands of trips. What are your favorite type
of writers that you like to pick up?
Speaker 12 (48:27):
Looked at business writers that like to keep themselves.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay, yeah, you want a small talk type of driver.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
Yeah, I have my head thrown on. Just listen to
the audible.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh nice, Hey, any good books right now on audible
that you're reading.
Speaker 14 (48:42):
I'm on the Game of Thrills right now.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
I did Matthew McConaughey's book, and he reads it.
Speaker 9 (48:50):
He reads that.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Can you hear him taking his shirt off?
Speaker 8 (48:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
I don't think that he ever had the shirt on.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
Okay, he just counts. All right, his time take another bet.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, you're welcome. All right, Chikar, well done. Now it's
Brooks turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen eighty one,
the royal wedding happened between Princess Diana and.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Who Prince what is his name? Charles?
Speaker 5 (49:19):
What cereal has mascots that are a cinnamon stick named
cinnamon and his buddy called bad apple?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Apple apples and crunch? What is it called cinnamon apples?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
On a baseball field? What's the term for the dirt
around the outfield fence?
Speaker 13 (49:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Come on, brook outfield fence?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Pass? Oh hikes. In politics, the acronym scotus.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Stands for what Supreme Court of the United States.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
All right, there we go, that's it. Answers are in.
We're gonna head on over to the scoreboard to see
how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
But I do love nuts, of course, come on, stand
by that statement.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Just try and introduce me family show here on, Jose,
give us a score.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
A car got to b I had one of my
worst games in WHEK and he got an extra question
you did.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Get you also too?
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Okay, at least it wasn't a loss this time, she car.
Now you're O ten and one.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Fantastic improvement.
Speaker 12 (50:22):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Let's go for the next to me trying to help
you out.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh your.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Hi son.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Let's go to the answer to everybody. On this day
in nineteen eighty one, the royal wedding happened between Princess
Diana and Prince Charles. It is weird to think about, car,
you started saying, Charles, and then he quit.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
On it, he said, and then he said, pass orright, man, fund.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
A way to try, Oh man. The cereal with the
mascots that are a cinnamon stick named Cinemon and his
buddy bad Apple is apple Jack's Apple Jacks.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's what I know. To make sure there yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
On a baseball field, the term for the dirt that's
all around the outfield fence is the warning track.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
I knew that, he knew.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
It's just the way it's worded.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
I think in politics, COTIS stands for Supreme Court of
the United States, and Brooke didn't get to this one.
The French phrase that translates to already seen in English
would be deja vu. That's so shekar I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Man, the name of a strip club in my hometown.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Of course mine too, that.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
Franchise strip Clubs.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
That's awesome, weird, so chikr man.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
It wasn't enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing,
we are going to give you a pair of tickets
to see comedians Joe McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan
Jones September twentieth at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh yeah, Okay, you got to call back man.
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Okay, definitely will And if you have an Uber driver
named Shakar, don't talk to him.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Yeah, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Listen to his book.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Okay, work with back to no wind Brooks Block, same
time tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning
Hey, it's Britt Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a brand new full show for you. A new mass
speaker with the mom who's doing something very secret to
hide her not hide her sanity, save her sanity.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The thing she does is she's hiding you follow me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, Yeah, we got a new awkward Tuesday phone call
about We'll just say the theme of that one is
the thing in your relationship that drives you nuts that
they do just a small little activity, and I think
you're just really gonna enjoy today's show.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We always love to highlight your comments to start things off.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Tad and Hokage said, Jeff with no beard is funnier
than bearded Jeff.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Oh I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you think bearded Jeff is funny?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
The beards.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A strong two days since he's shaved or whatever.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
It's done now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you missed it, that was part of our Summer
Dare challenge. The video is still up on TikTok. Yes,
Alexis and I shaving half of Jeff's beard anyway and
redecorating it, which I thought it looks great. I don't
know why he had to shave the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh sure, this was really good.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, so go see that all of our socials is
always at Brook and Jeffrey where you can see where
we look like and be somewhat disappointed.
Speaker 8 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Probably, there we go. We're gonna start your full show
right now.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we need
to start the show today with a quick round of
am I the Jerk Babysitters Edition?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, just a quick one.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Huh Yeah, just get this out of the way, because
a young woman went on Reddit to share the encounter
she recently had with a mom that she was babysitting for.
So basically, the mom tells the sitter her and the
husband will be back home by eight pm. Okay, fast
forward close to eight mom texts saying, sorry, our events
running a little late. It's actually looking more like eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Whoa, that was a miscape.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Parents deserve to have fun too, Brook, But I know
that you're against that, but I think parents should be
allowed to stay out.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, I think the general rule is you overbook a
babysitter and then come home early rather than the opposite.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what, we'll be home by midnight and then.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
So the babysitter responds, okay, no problem, we'll see you
at eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh okay, that's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Because she hadn't eaten dinner yet, she ordered some door
dash for herself. Oh yeah, and the mom had a
big problem with that.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Are you here?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Mom freaked out, saying it was totally irresponsible to have
some stranger come to their house without asking for her
permission first. Not only that, Mom was furious that the
babysitter stepped outside to grab the food off the porch,
leaving her poor innocent sleeping children alone inside unattended for
(02:47):
a full ten to twenty seconds. So Mom gets home
immediately fires the babysitter, saying, you should have asked me
if that was okay to do. So what does the
room think? Is the babysitter the jerk here?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah? Yeah, so hard?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean, I mostly like starving babysitters who.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Are hunt Yeah, night long, But I'm gonna have to
go with the mom. Is maybe the jerk?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay. No one sees the mom's side at all in
terms of like her feeling uncomfortable with the stranger there
with wait, I.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Will say yes, I see her point.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
No, No, no, you're saying no.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Okay, talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Helicopter mom.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
All right, yeah, well, hopefully you guys are all cool.
If I write this on Reddit and voice our opinion
as a show, I'm just gonna write Brook and Jefferies
anti mom. And now that we've got that out of
the way, we are pro shopping each other. Though with
the shock collar question of the day, that was a.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fun way to start if I kind of like that.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, crapping on moms. Let's do it more digital, Jake,
Hopefully it's about moms. Whatever your question is, do well.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
On this day in nineteen eighty one, millions around the
world watched as Lady Diana Spencer married Prince Charles in
a royal wedding so extravagant even Cinderella was.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Like, yikes, this before the kardash.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
Diana's train was twenty five feet long, her dress had
ten thousand pearls, and her five foot wedding cake was
frosted with diamonds and tears from unpaid interns at the
Ministry of Confession.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Woo.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
But Diana isn't the only iconic pop culture princess to
find our way into our hearts. That's why today we're
doing a special talking Tiara's edition twenty of twenty. Now
I have a list of the top twenty most iconic
princesses of all time. These can be real people or
fictional characters. I'll just name one to stay in the game.
(04:49):
And since this is an easier list than others we've
done in the past, I'm enforcing a ten second rule
where if you don't say your princess within ten seconds,
you will be disqualified. Take outside and be headed in
the parking lot next to the lobby, unless, of course,
you have the silver save, which is in play, and
I will forget about like our YouTube comment is like
to remind me that's my bad YouTube. We'll start with
(05:14):
the woman who asked her fairy godmother to turn her
water into white. Club Alexis likes his top twenty most
popular princesses.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Of all time, right, obviously Cinderellarella number two.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
On my thought, that would be one Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, I'm going to start with the one you said,
Princess Diana.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah, silver save.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Remind me if I forget you get it next your life, Jose,
We're over to you.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Princess Aurora.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Aurora, Yes, number eighteen on my list, slept through a
lot of the movie, but.
Speaker 11 (05:48):
Still a princess, Jeffrey, Okay, I only have ten seconds,
so I don't want to brag about the Princess of
Norway again and how she let my sister wear the
Crown jewels.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
So I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Ariel, little Murmaid under Underwater.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
He's number five, Mermaid turned human, loves Forks Adventures.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Bell He's a princess right not on the not for
most of them.
Speaker 12 (06:18):
Change it if you want.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Snow White is on my list, number eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm going to go with.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Princess Elsa, also from Frozen, is number four on my list.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He's also queen, but all princesses because eventually.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Princesses turned Queen's on this list as well.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Jose her name is in the title of her movie,
Princess Tiana.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh good one, Yeah the Frog.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Number twenty a recent princess, jeff.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
When I look back at my childhood, one of my
most favorite nights was lining up with my friends from
dance class to see the premiere of Princess Diaries.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
To five seconds.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Princess Mia Anne Hathaway that was going.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
To be Princess Mia Thermopolis is number sixteen on My Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Let's try bell again.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
She's gonna try bell Man. Number six on the list
is we're talking top twenty most popular princesses of all time,
and no one's got one wrong. We're back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hey, give me Princess Jasmine Jasmine, Yes, number nine, independent
as a Tiger, Jose, Oh.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Boy, Princess Kate Beckhamsale.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Kate becasale Is on their Tough One, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
She's very princess, like Princess Cleopatra of Egypt.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
He was a ruler Cleopatra.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
She was.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
Yeah, Alexis, go back to you, and.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
She was a princess before she was a queen.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Barrow.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
My Halloween costume last year, Princess Fiona.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Number fourteen. The ladies are battling Brook.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Princess Milana even though she's like chief. But Princess Maana.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Wana thirteen.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Counted, Alexis, you got more another princess costume that you
dressed up as.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, princes, princess every princess Brook Oh my god, you
said Rapunzel already. No, that's it. Wait you did it,
you did it?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Where's the second County behead this woman.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Answer Brooke, I'm gonna go Princess, your silver save.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Is gone, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I thought I was the silver save.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No, I need to come up with one.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh, what's a Disney movie?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Has Today's plenty of twenty by default some princesses. You missed.
Princess Leah from Star Wars Milan not technically a princess,
but Disney princesses that way married up from Brita from Frozen,
and a princess turned queen, Queen Elizabeth. I was once
a princess.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
All right, Well it's Queen brook Is the one who
got all the princess questions right, so she gets to
choose who get shocked while singing under the Sea from
Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, I am going to choose the princess of the room, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Everyone thought I was gonna say, Jeffrey, Yeah, okay, under
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Fling. It's better down where it's better. Take it from me.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
The voice was spot off.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I am similar to princess.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
In just a few minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Is there anything more annoying than hearing someone humble brag
about themselves.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh gosh, Jeff, many things, and they're like.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
God, I hate my super fast metabolism, so I'm always hungry,
never gaining any weight.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
What's wrong with me?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Or my most toxic trade is I donate too much
during silent auctions. I don't even like these expensive wines.
Why do I keep winning them? But there is one
humble brag that no one gets tired of hearing. I
can't believe I beat Brooke and trivia on the radio
before I even had my coffee this morning. You could
(10:30):
be saying those exact words if you managed to beat her,
Because we're going to be playing It's Trivia with Brooke
coming up right now. We're going international for the game
today because Brook, your challenger is calling from the land
(10:51):
of fine Wine and kisses with tongue.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
He is in La France.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now we were literally I was just talking to editor
Ashley about places I want to travel in.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Awesome cool way to make this about you.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
We're talking to.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Break Wild, She really was.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Maybe it's a signe nobody cares. Breck is a returning
player who has never beaten you before. Remember he does
the pancake art.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, I follow you on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Now, yeah, welcome back, Breck?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Does he understand breakfast or do you need to say.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Bonjour bontoire o.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
The difference?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Are you making fancy crapes now that you're in France
instead of pancakes?
Speaker 14 (11:35):
I do make a lot of crepes now too.
Speaker 15 (11:36):
Yes, all right, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Leaving so you can get to the game thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible, Breck. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat her out right if you want to win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 14 (11:45):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Good luck? Your time starts now. How many weeks did
Old Town Roads stay at number one on the Billboard charts?
More or less than thirty us? What form of mathematics
deals with shapes and their properties?
Speaker 14 (12:00):
Geometry?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In the Disney movie Peter Pan, who is Captain Hook's
main henchman?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Me?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
What fruity candy has the slogan isn't life delicious?
Speaker 14 (12:11):
Starburst?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
If you were born on Valentine's Day? What is your
zodiac signs? What Italian word translates to until we meet again?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (12:23):
I can only get French now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, he's got like a mental language block. He doesn't
even understand anything else.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Okay, like bone.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's great, Brooks back in the studio now, and I mean,
I know we were joking around about French foods a lot,
but I really am curious. What is the best food
that you have eaten since being in France?
Speaker 9 (12:44):
That's a good question.
Speaker 14 (12:45):
I actually was just raving about some steak tartar I
got at a restaurant called Pink Mama. It was the
best tartar I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you are you vacationing there? Do you just move there?
Speaker 14 (12:57):
No, we're just vacationing.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (12:59):
We just came up to Belgium for a few days.
And now we're down in Paris and we're gonna go
to the Ball Valley and.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Normandy, who would have thought that pancake art would be
such a lucrative career where you could travel the world
and have the best foods?
Speaker 14 (13:11):
Right, Okay, I thought some culture might help me win
this time.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
And now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yes? Your time starts now. How many weeks did Old
Town Roads stay at number one on the Billboard charts?
More or less than thirty?
Speaker 10 (13:27):
More?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
What form of mathematics deals with shapes and.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Their property dieometry.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
In the Disney movie Peter Pan, who is Captain Hook's
main henchman?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Uhh snieg's sniegel?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
What fruit candy has? The slogan isn't life delicious? If
you were born on Valentine's Day? What is your zodiac sign?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You are a cap corn?
Speaker 13 (13:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I love when Brooke doesn't know the answer.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
She talks more.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Time.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you both
did with Jose. I'm getting recircumcised a wedding next week.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I just want to clean it up a bit.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
But Sprack, you got three.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
I thought that's a good claw got gay.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm jealous of his life and he has to make
me feel dumb.
Speaker 14 (14:33):
In my defense, it took four years.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, congratulations, finally took Brookie down. Let's go over the
answers for everybody. The song Old Town Road stayed at
number one on the Billboard charts for less than thirty
weeks seventeen weeks, but it was starting on this day
back in twenty nineteen. The form of mathematics that deals
with shapes and their properties is geometry. In Peter Pan.
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Captain Hook's main henchman is smee, just stop me.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I like.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
The fruity candy that has the slogan, isn't life delicious?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Life savers?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Life savers? That was the h If you were born
on Valentine's Day, your zodiac sign would be Aquarius and
the Italian word that translates to until we meet again
would be brad. Congratulations. Not only did you beat Brooks
so you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,
you also want a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,
(15:35):
not at any Disney resort, theme park or online in
the Disney store.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I'm sorry that's in USD not Euros.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
Okay, oh okay, still a great pride.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yeah, enjoy all your European travels and make us all
jealous with the stories when you come back.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So do we say, are revoir now?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Are Revoir arivd chi all the language is value Bonie, yeah, Bonwie.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Where Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Brooke, how do you feel about people lying to family
members good thing or really.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Good thing.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
If it's to save their feelings and to avoid major drama?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Brook your children aren't listening to this. You don't have
to do like the PC answer in the middle. It's okay.
You could say you're truth truth, okay. Well, one of
our listeners decided that lying to her husband and both
her kids was the only way to preserve her mental health.
Are we pro mental health on this show or are we?
(16:42):
Are we in the middle there pro lying in mental health?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
We are, but it feels like you're doing something that's
anti mental health to help mental health.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Is it like two negatives and a double.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I don't Okay. Well, by the end of this call,
hopefully we can all agree that lying to your family
is good, especially after you hear why this woman did it.
It's coming up in a brand new mass speaker right
after this.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Confession.
Speaker 15 (17:09):
I can't take back arms.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Mouse speaker text to seventy eighty five nine T who
says I worked as a housecleaner for an absolute ahole
who was always in a state of undress whenever I stopped.
After a few times, I gave him my notice and
accidentally took a couple of his TV remotes with me
on the way out.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Can't what's your favorite show now? Can you.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Revenge is sweet, but it's even sweeter when you can
share your story and gloat anonymously in front of all
of our listeners right here on the mass Speaker, and.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
We encourage a state of undress on the show.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah, with each other.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I think we've got a lady on the line who's
chosen to use the fake name Kennedy to protect her
dirty deeds. Kennedy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hi, how are you good? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'm okay, a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, okay, kind of hear that.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Well, the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Okay, I have to say. I think this brook is
going to hate.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
What I have to say.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I listen despite what I say. Sometimes I do have
an open mind.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
So, and what I finish, try to make you feel better,
all right, We'll try not to judge you. What's your confession, Kennedy.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
So, I'm a mom.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I have two boys, there's ten and thirteen. I mean,
I love them so much, but they drive me nuts.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Well, yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Seems like a busy age.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, you're in it right now.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, I'm trying to raise good men, but they're disgusting boys.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
With my son, I'm like, listen, you are not going
to be the one ever to make someone else do
your stuff for you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Take it up right, do your dishes, learn how to
do the laundry.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Yeah, you do stuff for me, right, But it doesn't
matter how much you say it. It seems like it doesn't.
Oh thinking, and it's breaking me. And so I had
to have a break. I mean I've been needing a
break for thirteen years really, And so I told my
husband and my kids that I had a week long
business ship, like a conference in Atlanta. Okay, But the
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truth is that I rented an airbnb twenty minutes away
from our house.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Yeah, oh my god, it further.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Oh for a whole week?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Only five days?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Why could bus a work week?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why wouldn't you just tell him that's what you were
going to do. Why why did you have to lie
to him?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
What?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I don't know what you think.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
My husband would be all about it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's always like, you can't serve and help other people
if you don't feel.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Holy your Yeah, my husband is like you know, get
out of her state, go a month, us for a
whole year.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You have to share the responsibility. It's like you don't
get a vak.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
She used afford someone needing a break.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, well married, but remember she only she has boys,
so she's really in the thick.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Of it right now, so we need They're all the same.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
But I know we're horrible, and I want to apologize
on behalf of anybody who has to raise children like us.
We feel for you, Kennedy.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
I love you, guys, thank you, We love you to.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You deserve that week long vacation. But I must be
hard to keep it a secret from your whole family.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, it was hard.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Like I texted them pictures of Atlanta that I found
on the internet and I called them every night girl,
And I paid for my door dashes with cash because
my husband and I share a credit card.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh yeah, he's gonna find some sort of evidence and
thinks that you're cheating on him or something. You know,
it does.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Doesn't pay that much attention to me, honestly, Like, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean I assume you're still getting calls like hey mom,
where's my where's my one day and like where did
we keep this?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Yes constantly, and I honestly was like, I'm so busy working,
just ask Daddy.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
And the service inside of the conference center here isn't
very good. I'm not receiving those calls.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Yeah, yeah, you like you know, but I took baths,
I took naps. It was amazing, And I've honestly been
thinking of like shaking another conference, but you guys are
making me feel like maybe I could just be like
I need a break.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, you just take international conference.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Maybe mommy has a conference in Paris. Yeah, you guys
were better than therapy. This is I'm so glad I
called because I really thought you were going to tell
me I was the worst mother in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
We're not going to tell you you're the worst.
Speaker 15 (21:43):
We're going to.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Everybody needs a break, but you need to do a
little bit better more than twenty minutes away from your house.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like to go bigger. Yeah, invite some girlfriends, like make
it a thing.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
It was honestly afraid my husband was going to like
break one of them and I would be to come back.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You need to stay within helping distance just in case.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Yeah, I wanted to be able to hover in case
something went totally pear shaped, because I've never done this before.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
You really are a good mom, Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Don't feel bad about lying to your family for a
little bit of mental wellness. Everybody does, We all do it.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I bet you're a better mother when you got back,
so much.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
Better, so much nicer.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah, and you for drunners faren that I ordered this
like stupid Atlanta stuff on the internet so I could.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Have, like boy like little Atlanta's shot glasses that you quote.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Brought home like stupid Atlanta hat. So they immediately lost
and they were like, oh cool, thank you. Bye.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
She's not shot glasses for her ten and thirteen year
old son.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Well, if there was crazy as she painted them.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Out to be, I don't know, they're not dad, They're
just kids.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, Well, don't feel bad about.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
What you did.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (22:56):
I love you guys.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You deserve everything.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, another vacation.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
She's got one coming up in another month. There you
go and text into seven eighty five nine two. If
you have a confession that you've been keeping from your family,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
In today's phone tap, we do a little social experiment. Okay,
what would you do if you were put on the spot,
and basically a woman who works at a restaurant taking
reservations there was faced with two choices either lie for
the customer who she's on the phone with, or bust
him in front of his wife.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh so he gave her good options.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, you're gonna hear the awkward conversation unfolding what she
chose to do in your phone tap right now, another.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Twenty good afternoon in say house. This is Marissa. How
can I help you?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
I was hoping to a dinner reservation for next Friday
around seven pm.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Please seven pm? For how many?
Speaker 16 (24:06):
For two?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Or two?
Speaker 12 (24:09):
Let me just take a look here, Hold on one second.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Also, sorry, I hope it's not too much to ask.
Can I request like a table maybe in the back,
away from the windows, you know, maybe something more like
private and secluded.
Speaker 12 (24:22):
Sure we'll be able to find something that works for you.
Is this a special occasion?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Actually it's me and my girlfriend's three month anniversary.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Wow, very nice. That's great.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
But if I can trust you, I just I can't
have my wife finding out about this.
Speaker 12 (24:40):
You know, I'm sorry my.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
My wife in air quotes?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
I have what does air quotes mean?
Speaker 9 (24:49):
I have other commitments and I just need to keep
this like a private event, if you know what I mean. Look,
I know, I know you're probably judging me. I get it,
but I've never been happier and I just I just
want to show her that I care, you know, like
ten times more than the battle axe that I live with.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
If you honey, honey, who are you talking to?
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Oh no, nobody?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Really?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Then why do you have the phone to your ear?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's uh, it's my my cousin.
I forgot I was on the phone.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
I really don't want to be a part of It's.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
RESI my cousin.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
I've never told you, yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Short for reservation. I ever tell you about her. She
is a hoot and she's actually planning to visit us.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So just give me the pho.
Speaker 12 (25:42):
Oh no, no, no, no, hold on, don't put her
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Honey, Hi, Hi, Resie, this is Magdalena. I have not
had the pleasure. It's nice to chat with you, great
to chat with you. You want to come visit us?
Speaker 12 (25:59):
Huh, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Which side of the family are you on, resieh.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Dad side?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And what's his name again?
Speaker 12 (26:13):
I mean I just saw him Dad. He's never actually
told me his name, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Dad, Harold is a character, sad he is. Anytime you
want to come over, we'd be happy to have you,
and I'd love to meet you in person.
Speaker 12 (26:27):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yep, here's Jim.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
Jim great.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
Hey, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
What are you doing? Man, I don't even know you, Like,
I'm sorry, Like, come.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
On, I'm so sorry, and thank you, thank you, thank
you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I seriously owe you.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
I've been caught cheating already like four times. This would
be the fifth, dude. I know, I know she keeps
catching me doing stuff. Look, I just really owe you. Okay,
this would be a death sentence if she caught me
for the fifth time.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
Like I said, dude, I don't want to be a
part of any of this. I don't want to be
involved in any drama.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Like I don't want to be involved either. That is
just awful. And by the way, what do you look like?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
What? Well?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
I'm just saying, like, if you're not working that night,
I mean, maybe you're free.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
On what's going on? Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yeah, Oh, I totally would love to go canoeing, cousin.
We used to do that as kids naked, Remember.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
When we were naked?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, give me the phone, honey, give me a phone. Yeah,
I just remembered. You know, Jim had told me about
a cousin he had. Are you the one with half
a nose from the water skiing accident?
Speaker 12 (27:41):
Yep, that's me.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh I'm shoot okay. Just by your nasally sound, I
thought it was you.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Really awesome.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Yeah, wow, honey, Please can I get the phone back?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She said?
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Who?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She says she is?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I tried to say, you too, Jams, Fine.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
You caught me.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It's my lover, Vinci Subishi.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
What what's going on?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
If you've been a victim of a frank phone call maverssa.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Frank vocal.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
You Yes, unfortunately for you.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Yes, and your boss actually is the one that set
you up. She said you'd be working tonight taking all
the reservations, and just wanted to make you laugh.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Sorry, I couldn't keep it going real funny awesome.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Was it funny? You're not laughing Marssa.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
I was like about to have a heart attack. What
am I involved in here?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I was like, I mean, how dare you go along
with him?
Speaker 12 (28:42):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
He put me on the spot.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh there's that nasally voice again.
Speaker 12 (28:48):
Awesome, cool.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
I love women in relationships.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
It's weird when.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It is a little off putting.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
They're always saying to their men, we don't want to
change you, we don't want to step on who you are. Meanwhile, though,
rearrange your apartment, overhaul your wardrobe, sign you up for
couples therapy sessions where the lady counselor really thinks you
should be listening to your girlfriend a lot more.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Changing, improved.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, you're not trying to change us, if trying to
better society, jeff Yeah, yeah, and I love that about you.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
In fact, we have a listener on the phone right
now who says she loves her boyfriend just the way
he is, except the one thing he loves to do
the most has to stop and hold on when she
explains why he needs to stop forever. I'm sure we'll
all be totally on her side. It's your brand new
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awkward Tuesday phone call coming up right after this.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's awkward. It's it's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
It still boggles my mind sometimes that total strangers will
come to ask us for dating advice. M Are we
really the best group for that? Alexis has been banned
from riyah Hinge and at least three Portuguese male meetup
sites in her past, Josean has sworn off all women
(30:30):
and dating for the moments at least, and Brooks last
relationship ended in a marriage.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And site for that either over a decade.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Oh god, what a nightmare. But despite all of that,
it hasn't deterred a woman named Amy from emailing our
show seeking our quote romantic wisdom.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
So Amy min's of failure. Wait a minute, Jess.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Nobody wants that, bro Amy, what were you think can
come into this group for help?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
I'm just looking for help wherever I can get it.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, So she wasn't thinking, Jeff, ok Yes, I just
heard fourth hit up.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yes, total desperation brought to you here. And that's totally
okay with expensive Mary. Okay, tell us, what is the
situation that you're dealing with. How can we help you?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
So I'm in a you a relationship with the sky.
We've been casually dating for a few months. Yeah, I
mean I think he's great. He does something that's like
it's turning into a big pet peeve of mine already.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
You're only a couple months in a man annoying a woman. No,
that can't happen. Why what does he do well?
Speaker 15 (31:44):
He loves to sing along to music in a car
and he has a terrible voice him or anything.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Into whistling lately, if you're like, singing bad is better
than just not seeing it all on a car?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
That so boring?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Why is it so problematic for you?
Speaker 14 (32:04):
Amy?
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Because it's just really annoying.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
It's a pet peeve.
Speaker 15 (32:07):
I don't need him to be singing in my ear.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Like it's cue for like one song and then it's
like four or five songs. You're like, can you just
hum watch me.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Hit this adele high notes?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, so it sounds like it's almost an ick, right,
Like it's like a turn off.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Yeah, he never stops. It doesn't matter what station, genre,
he just keeps going.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, okay, is it possible for you to just drive
separate cars everywhere?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Awkward? So you said you've never brought it up to him.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
Yeah, I know it's not that serious of an issue,
but yeah, it's becoming a bigger problem where I need
to do something about it.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Okay, it's just enough of a problem it needs to
be addressed now, I see.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
So why is this becoming a bigger problem for you?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Then?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Well, because we've planned a seven day road trip that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Girl, you can only take trips with this man in
an airplane. That's just I think the new rules.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, and you have an excuse to put your earbonds
in your air buds in a seven day road trip really.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Long one day.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
When we booked it, I don't know this was going
to be an all day, everyday thing.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
This is like the one of those vacations that you dread.
You see it on the calendar, You're like, oh god,
I'm have to.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Suffer through figured out before. You can't break up mid
road trip.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
And you don't want it to ruin your trip.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I mean, you don't want to show up every place
you go being in a bad mood, right, gotcha?
Speaker 15 (33:35):
Yeah? I mean we're driving to one of his best
friend's wedding and I am honestly just dreading the car ride.
I feel like I need to say something to him
before or this triple one hundred percent the relationship.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
I mean, there has to be a compromise. You can't
just say no singing.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I feel like you need to find a podcast or
a book on tapeople.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
So has that come up before between you two.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
I've tried to podcast or a book on tape, but
he just loves music.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
In migraines. This man, I don't want to break him.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I love a man that will sing in the car
no matter how bad it is, and I don't want
to ride with him.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So I also understand your dilemma.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
She was uncomfortable with you.
Speaker 15 (34:24):
I'm in the car with him for seven days. Okay,
I don't want to open the car door and jump
out on the freeway.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
That's too bad, because that was going to be Jose's
advice when we take.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Rolling in the deep.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Now, Okay, how do you tell him?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Is that your question? How do you tell him without
breaking his spirit?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (34:43):
I just don't know how to have a conversation with him.
But like you said, hurting feeling, I mean, he's a
pretty subpitive guy.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Sensitive. I don't think any of us have ever had
to have this conversation with anybody either.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
We are the bad singers.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Okay, you need advice for have a tough this conversation
about a guy's singing. So we're gonna come back. We're
going to give you our take on the situation, and
then we will let you call your boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
Oh, Astley, I should mention I did ask my exp
for advice on this too, so I'm not totally of
the talk.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I called your ex boyfriend for advice on your current boyfriend.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
Yeah, he's really smart about like social situation stuff, especially
when it's dealing with other guys. I thought he could
help if you.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Say break up, why don't you just use his advice?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Then?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Why why would you come to us?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Then?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Well, I wanted to see if you guys have better
advice a way by option.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
What's your ex's name?
Speaker 15 (35:40):
His name is Clint.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Like that.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
A little bit of a romance in there, But okay,
when we return, we'll get advice from Brook Jose and
from Clint, and then let you call your current boyfriend
to tell him not to ruin your road trip with
his terrible, horrible, off key singing when we do your
awkward Tuesday phone call right after this, it's awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If you're just joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call,
here's the situation we're in. Our listener, Amy is dreading
an upcoming road trip with her new boyfriend Tim because
he's one of those people who sings passionately along to
car music. Yes, and not in the cute James Corden
car karaoke.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Kind of way.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
He has a terrible voice and doesn't seem to know
end or care. Yeah, so Amy understands this really shouldn't
be a big, serious conversation that she has to have,
but it kind of is because it's going to ruin
that road trip coming up, at least ruin it for her.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yes, And.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
That's a lot. And normally we'd get Brooke and jose
Away in with their advice before we make the call,
but this time there's a third person, a guy named Clint,
Amy's ex boy friend, because she asked him for advice
on it too, So I guess let's hear what Clint
had to say on the matter. What were his thoughts, Amy, Clint.
Speaker 15 (37:10):
Told me to tell him that every time she sings,
it reminds me of my ex.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Oh, oh, it reminds you of Clint.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
That's actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I mean it would get your current boyfriend to stop.
It might cause a different argument in the car then.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, but it does sound like Clint wants you to
think of him as well.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah. I don't think it's the worst advice, but you
said you were open to hearing more so, Jose, what
do you think.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Well, if his mouth is busy, he can't sing, So
stock up on snacks.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
You need multiple coolers of snacks.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
You need pepperoni, you need trail mikes, you need chips,
anything to keep him quiet and fed.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Okay, what do you think of that, Amy?
Speaker 15 (37:50):
That sounds like a really good idea. Actually, but I'd
want to snack too.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
You can't none of the way to a wedding.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
No, you can't load it on Soudio.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
But it is funny that the image of her like
shoving carrots in his mouth the entire drive, Brook, what's
your advice?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think you go the opposite way, where you tell
him that you just saw this new viral trend. Remember
when people were raw dogging on planes, like they weren't
doing any tablets or music or anything.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You saw that.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Now it's taken over for car trips, and now it's
good for couples to only have conversation.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
What do you think about asking your boyfriend a raw
dog on the road trip?
Speaker 15 (38:30):
You can try it.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah, you're just tuning in help them. We're not talking
about what you're thinking.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Raw dogging as in not listening to any music, not
looking at any screams, no entertainment, no even talking to
each other.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Okay, talking to each other, I said, that's the whole point.
He's talking to each other. Oh okay, it'll help them.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, your listening skills are questionable. Yeah, you'd be terrible
in a seven hour car trip.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just a carrots.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
I'm raw dogging this conversation, ending it, and we're just
gonna call your boyfriend Tim.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Missouri.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
I'm not apologizing for that.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
So here we go.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
I'm gonna balance number. We'll step away and let you
talk to him if he picks up. But good luck,
you got this, Amy, thank you. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Hello, Hi, Oh hey baby, what's happening.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
What are you up to?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Not much.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I just wanted to call and see how your days going.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Oh yeah, it's good. I just got back from the
gym and picked up the like the Marcus sushi. You know,
it's on sale on Wednesday, so that sounds great. Oh
I saw I heard this great song on the radio,
and I was thinking about you as I was staying
in the car.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
What was the song?
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Oh man, it's I can't remember the name of it,
but it's by two feet. It's like and like ah.
Speaker 16 (40:02):
Ah no, you know, and it's like and then it
kind of like repeats and and then it's like and
then it goes like even deeper in no, no, you know,
it's almost like but like backwards and inside out.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
Oh I don't know that one. It's really nice though,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (40:27):
Actually, it's good that you brought up singing and stuff,
because that's the kind of the reason why I called you.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Oh what were you thinking of a solity you were
in the car?
Speaker 15 (40:37):
Well, I love it's my mind a little bit about
our road trip coming up. And you know how you
like to sing every second of being in the car.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's like our thing.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
What do you mean it's our thing?
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Well, you know, like it's it's our thing. Like you know,
like my past girlfriends, you know, they shut it down
and whatnot. But like you love that I do that
with you, and like you let me be me and
I love that and we just have a great time.
And you know, I even love it when you do
that thing and you cholege me. Like halfway through this
all you like change the radio station and it goes
(41:17):
to another song, and then I.
Speaker 16 (41:18):
Got to keep up, and then I got to play along,
and I'm like, sometimes I don't know the lyrics, but
sometimes I'm making them up as I go.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
I love that. We're so cute.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Yeah, we are so cute.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
Yeah. So what's up baby? Well, you know, I just
I love talking to you. But like, what are you
go going on? What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (41:40):
Yeah? I'm good. It's just that it's a really long
road trip. It's about like seven days, right, have you
have you thought about that?
Speaker 13 (41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (41:48):
Actually, you know, Okay, I was thinking that this was
going to be a surprise, but I'm feeling the moment.
It makes sense right now. And uh, I was going
to tell you on the road. But my friend he
was getting married this week or not this week, next week, whatever,
you know what that it is? You know, I've got
this song and I thought that maybe we could practice
(42:10):
it in the car and maybe sing it together at
the wedding. And actually I have a few options.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
I've got this little little playlist.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
So I even called it like a duets with my
future wife, like whatever, Oh.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
No, we got another problem.
Speaker 13 (42:29):
Now?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Did he say what I thought?
Speaker 3 (42:31):
He said? Oh? Wait, yeah, is that Amy?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
What's happening.
Speaker 9 (42:43):
Are Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
So she just said, what's the title of the playlist?
She's in disbelief.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
But you should know right now, Tim that you're on
the radio. I know you love listening to the radio,
and you're on a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Oh no, yeah, I thought our first time on the
radio would be singing.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
We did hear you hum a little too?
Speaker 8 (43:09):
Yeah? Yeah no, but I'm actually like much better than that,
like like that, Oh man, it's awkward.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
You have no idea how awkward it is. It's actually
called the awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, you're such a you sound like a good guy,
you do.
Speaker 8 (43:30):
Yeah, I mean it's usually I think.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
So yeah, that was a lot though.
Speaker 8 (43:35):
That all right?
Speaker 15 (43:35):
Wait wait, Tim, what was the name of the playlous?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Do you want to oh you want to hear?
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Do it? That's my future what future wife?
Speaker 15 (43:46):
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
You like it?
Speaker 8 (43:50):
Okay, guys, I love him.
Speaker 15 (43:52):
I know that we have issues, but I loved him.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Okay, it's very understanding.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
I mean, like, wait, what issues?
Speaker 15 (44:03):
Oh, sometimes when we're out running errands or driving to
Chipotle or whatever, I I know you love to sing,
but sometimes it's too much for me, and I was
kind of hoping during.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
The trip.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
We were like done.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
If you're going to be a future wife, you got
to be future honestly, Okay, she's going forward.
Speaker 15 (44:24):
Maybe even raw dog it you.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Wait, wait, we interrupted you. You need to finish.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Tim sounded interested in that suggestion.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah, I mean I've always been into the raw dog situation.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Well, no, Amy explained.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I think you give him some context.
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Amy, So you know raw dog on airplanes, so basically
without any music or it has to make you feel
more grounded and build a stronger bonds of people. So
maybe we could go hours or days even without talking
or singing or anything.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Oh wait, you want a raw dog on the airplane? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (45:08):
Yeah, but also.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
All right, she wants to have deep, long, meaningful conversations
with you on the road track.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeahs where maybe the music is off for just a
little while.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 8 (45:20):
Tom? So wait, what does raw dog you have to.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Do with that?
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Well, that's like.
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Viral.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
So anyway, it sounds like you're in a good spot
in your relationship before taking this road trip together. You
can find a good compromise for what to do for
seven whole days. A lot of activities you could squeeze
in there.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm always down for Okay.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yeah, I know, I know, Tim, You're You're up for
whatever Amy wants. But Amy, are you good? You feel
satisfied without this call?
Speaker 7 (45:52):
Went?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (45:53):
I mean I think if we just tried pushing the
off button on your brain and give silence a chance,
Whilbert traveling, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
You give silence a chance. Wow, that is the bumper
sticker of your road trip.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Marriage freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Some say insanity is doing the same thing over and
over and expecting different results. We say it's dedication. And
maybe a little bit of masochism in this case, because
today's player, Jakar is and ten all time ten tries
ten beautiful, flaming failures, but like an angry pigeon chasing
(46:43):
after a parked car, he just won't quit. Jakar, my friend,
welcome back to the show. How are you, my dude?
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Good? But it's Kar Chowkar.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Have we said it wrong every time you've been on
the show.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
No, this is the only time.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh oh, okay, I love you.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Yeah, never forgets you and it is actually cool man,
like anything goes as a car. Yeah, you're honestly one
of our favorite people that we have on our show
for real. So let's send Brook out of the studios
and we can get right to the game. Here thirty seconds,
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 15 (47:24):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen eighty one,
the Royal wedding happened between Princess Diana and who.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
What.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Cereal has mascots that are a cinnamon stick named Cinnamon
and his buddy called bad apple on a baseball field.
What's the term for the dirt around the outfield fence?
Speaker 10 (47:48):
Diamond?
Speaker 5 (47:49):
In politics, the acronym scotus stands for what what French
phrase translates to already seen in English? Here we go, chakar. Sorry,
looked at my screener again. I have to turn this thing.
Speaker 8 (48:06):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, get minus points for me on that one I
keep saying on the screener. Okay, kr KR, thank you
for being back on with us. You're the uber driver, right, yep,
that's right man. Okay, so tell us you must you've
had like thousands of trips. What are your favorite type
of writers that you like to pick up?
Speaker 12 (48:27):
Looked at business writers that like to keep themselves.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay, yeah, you want a small talk type of driver.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
Yeah, I have my head thrown on. Just listen to
the audible.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh nice, Hey, any good books right now on audible
that you're reading.
Speaker 14 (48:42):
I'm on the Game of Thrills right now.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
I did Matthew McConaughey's book, and he reads it.
Speaker 9 (48:50):
He reads that.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Can you hear him taking his shirt off?
Speaker 8 (48:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
I don't think that he ever had the shirt on.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
Okay, he just counts. All right, his time take another bet.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, you're welcome. All right, Chikar, well done. Now it's
Brooks turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen eighty one,
the royal wedding happened between Princess Diana and.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Who Prince what is his name? Charles?
Speaker 5 (49:19):
What cereal has mascots that are a cinnamon stick named
cinnamon and his buddy called bad apple?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Apple apples and crunch? What is it called cinnamon apples?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
On a baseball field? What's the term for the dirt
around the outfield fence?
Speaker 13 (49:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Come on, brook outfield fence?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Pass? Oh hikes. In politics, the acronym scotus.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Stands for what Supreme Court of the United States.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
All right, there we go, that's it. Answers are in.
We're gonna head on over to the scoreboard to see
how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
But I do love nuts, of course, come on, stand
by that statement.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Just try and introduce me family show here on, Jose,
give us a score.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
A car got to b I had one of my
worst games in WHEK and he got an extra question
you did.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Get you also too?
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Okay, at least it wasn't a loss this time, she car.
Now you're O ten and one.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Fantastic improvement.
Speaker 12 (50:22):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Let's go for the next to me trying to help
you out.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh your.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Hi son.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Let's go to the answer to everybody. On this day
in nineteen eighty one, the royal wedding happened between Princess
Diana and Prince Charles. It is weird to think about, car,
you started saying, Charles, and then he quit.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
On it, he said, and then he said, pass orright, man, fund.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
A way to try, Oh man. The cereal with the
mascots that are a cinnamon stick named Cinemon and his
buddy bad Apple is apple Jack's Apple Jacks.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's what I know. To make sure there yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
On a baseball field, the term for the dirt that's
all around the outfield fence is the warning track.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
I knew that, he knew.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
It's just the way it's worded.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
I think in politics, COTIS stands for Supreme Court of
the United States, and Brooke didn't get to this one.
The French phrase that translates to already seen in English
would be deja vu. That's so shekar I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Man, the name of a strip club in my hometown.
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Of course mine too, that.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
Franchise strip Clubs.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
That's awesome, weird, so chikr man.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
It wasn't enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing,
we are going to give you a pair of tickets
to see comedians Joe McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan
Jones September twentieth at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh yeah, Okay, you got to call back man.
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Okay, definitely will And if you have an Uber driver
named Shakar, don't talk to him.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Yeah, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Listen to his book.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Okay, work with back to no wind Brooks Block, same
time tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning
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