December 19, 2024 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello, you have a mic.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do I sense a lady or a gentleman? And it
doesn't matter. I'm going to say the welcome to the
phone podcast. I'm assuming you did when I did, and
you just got off of four hours of how Clocks
or Me?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's also a hot podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast. Study
at yo.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Okay, but coming in clumps.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Number second is brooking Jeffrey in podcast and it's a
full shol So you get more than just a couple
of minutes. That is going to be an extensive hour.
It's an hour, and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it
starts right now when I say now, okay, okay, now.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Rops are going to start the show with some really
good news today.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You just shot up a giant ship. As we went live, he.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Was brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cause why jeff there was another one coming in?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Is there more annoying you being on a phone call
or a video tap listening to your favorite radio show
and hearing the other person on the side of it
loudly chewing.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
If we're talking about how noxious it is, why are you?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I mean, I know I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's like the chewing with the mouth open is what
really is? I mean, I can see it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, but like, what's the alternative? Don't eat anything and
starve to death? Oh just I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean, honestly, just wait, like eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We have a few hungry Now I'm talking about die. Okay,
Luckily you're guess who was stepped up to save the
day from that annoying sound. Not you, none other than Dorito's. Wow,
because Dorito's. Dorrito just came out of my mouth. Dorito's
is coming out with a brand new product called Dorrito's Silent.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
If they are making a muzzle for us to wear.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Then sign me up. Okay, what's Dorito's Silent. It's not
a new breed of Dorito's chip that doesn't make any
noise when you chew on it, because that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sounds so sobby That's what I.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Thought at first.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
This is crunch canceling software that removes the sound of
chewing from any voice chat or zoom call or anything
that uses headphones and a microphone.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
But radio stations can't afford it, so that's why we
still hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, but it was mainly created for gamers, because gamers
love to snack while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I get hungry when I'm playing for hours at a time.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
He knows why, I don't know, but hearing the sounds
of other people eating funions while you're trying to pone
nubes super distracting, so crunch canceling headphones were the obvious answer.
Thank you Jarritos for saving us.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's like the commercials for those phones where it's like,
take out the wind noise and all you hear.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Is yourself, and now it's with people snacking on the
other end of the phone, and there you go.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Honestly, probably they're going to try it doing other things too.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Go to the bathroom, hear the toilet was I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Sure where you're going with a lot of irritating sounds
emanate from this studio every day, though, and a lot
of those happened during the shock Collar Question of the Day.
One sound that never irritates me, though, is the sound
of our own digital jake giving us trivia question.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
For decades, Rudolph has been the most famous of Santa's
reindeer for sure. That was until yesterday morning, when we
heard about a brand new reindeer called Frat bro Connor,
which Alexis invented completely by accident trying to name them all.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's the.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Good news is her little whoopsie brought endless holiday joy
to our entire listening audience in a way that Santa
Claus never could. So I cannot wait to hear what
other totally made up care she accidentally invents today when
we quiz her on famous Christmas movies in another holiday
(04:06):
edition of three and a half seconds with Alexia, it's
starting things off with Brooke.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Okay, Brook, your.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Category is holiday films of the nineteen forties.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh so what's interesting about this is that we were
just discussing because we do a gen Z versus Classic
Movie like extra podcast and you can only hear a podcast,
and we put it up on Saturdays, and we do
one like probably once a month where Alexis watches a
movie and then reviews it from their gen Z perspective.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Well, usually don't like any of them.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
And so we were going through holiday movies and I
was naming like it's a wonderful life.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Have you seen that miracle on thirty four Street? And
she was like, yes, seen it, Yes, seen it. I
was shocked. So I'm gonna say she's gonna get it right.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Let's go, Brooks betting on her. Alexis finished this famous
line from the classic Christmas film It's a Wonderful Life.
The test teacher says, every type of bell rings, a
blink gets its wings.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I noticed it every time an angel gets its wings.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, correct, Connor. The Fratborough reindeer was conceived while watching it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Brook, Great, bet you bet on her. She got it right.
Moving on to Jeffrey, your category is Christmas movies based
on literary novels from the eighteen forties.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Specific. Wow, there can only be one, right, is it?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I think we all think it.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Brook says that Alexis knows all the old stuff for
some reason, and none of the news stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
We're both. I'm an expert.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm gonna say she knows it.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yay, Jeff's betting on her. Alexis in the movie A
Christmas Carol, Jeff, oh right, there's a famous line that
ends the story where a young boy with crutches stands
up from the dinner table and says, God bless us everyone.
That boy's name was Tiny.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What tiny? The boys with the crutch tiny it rids.
It's like tiny Todd, Tiny.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Gotta be tiny tiny.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's like, why are they all frank?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It sounds like we have a new addition to the
Christmas fraternity, Tiny Todd. Unfortunately that's incorrect. We're looking for
tiny Tim. But yeah, you have to bet honor. She
got it wrong, so you're never again. Okay, finally we're
on to Jose. Yeah, why are you eating the chips?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I'm eating my feelings now, Jose.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Your category is animated Christmas films from the sixteen thirties. Wow,
oh way, hang on, I'm sorry. The nineteen sixties I.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Was that was animation.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It was not a stick in the dirt. That was
animation back then. Actually, I gotta give her a prop.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
She put me on the animated Grinch, and now I
think it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I've watched it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh it's really ce animated green. Well, it's like, may so.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
What after the Jim Carrey one? Is what I mean? God,
I've never seen it until alexis like, oh, you should
put it.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's darling and the animation is so great.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
They should make a dark version of the Grinch though.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well that's supposed to be the it's dark and.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
No like a super dark, like a horror movie, like
The Joker, but the Grinch anyway, his.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Heart never grows.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What I'm getting at is it checks all the boxes.
I'm gonna say she gets this easily.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All right, Jose's betting on her. Alexis. In the movie
Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown himself has a famous line
where he says, quote, I never thought it was such
a bad little tree. It's not bad at all. Really,
maybe just needs a little what Maybe it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Just needs a little glow up, any little lights, It needs.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
A little what was your first guess?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I'll take that and tell you that's incorrect.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Maybe it just needs a little love.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Didn't count.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
So Jose and Jeffer getting shocked today.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
That was three and a half seconds with Alexis. Okay,
Lexis needs to work on her Christmas movie knowledge, clearly
because Jose and I both bet on her and both
are going to get shocked today. While singing jingle Bell
Rock for the Holidays, all right, you're ready, jingle bell,
jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing and jingle bells.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I saw it brook like winding up.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
The shot to everybody hear your phone Chap right.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You can get away with taking a lot of things
from your friends, like a French fry off their plates.
They're are for an old shirt from their closet.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Using it or a new one, right yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Mean if your Brook's friend, you can even take her
credit card for a week. She won't even notice. How
do you think alexis afforded the fake tan she has
on right now?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You faith.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You by We have a guy on the phone who
actually may have crossed the line and took the one
thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend.
His claim to fame was stolen, maybe one of the
most hilarious ways we've ever heard. Oh yeah, you're gonna
(09:53):
find out what it was when we do a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now. You don't hear
me confession, I can't take back arms. Mouse speak got
a text into seventy eighty five nine too, that says
I went to a wedding the other day and before
(10:13):
the ceremony, I had relations with the bride in the bathroom.
It's okay because I'm the groom. Oh quite the confession
not a lot of people would actually admit to sleeping
with their spouses. But you know what, that's what this
segment is from the mass speaker. You could admit to
(10:33):
whatever you want as long as it's not a felony,
and then you'll stay anonymous. And right now we have
a listener on the phone who wants to get something
off his chest. He's chosen the fake name Eli Eli.
Are you bold enough to admit betting your spouse?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
It's just I think it's rare in Jeffrey's lines that
it happens.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I can't believe people would actually admit to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready to go ahead and tell us your confession.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Okay, because I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is legal, but he said felony. If it's a misdemeanor,
work okay with him?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Yeah, okay, but it's the changers on, right, the voice
changers on.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, you're safe.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
So there's like a Yearly Fair. There's a big Yearly
fair where they have a huge chili cookoff.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Are you talking about like the county fair?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like the state Fair?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah? Right, like a state fair, like a cot'll make.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Him incriminate himself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Named the fair, give the date.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
So it's the big yearly fair with the chili cookoff
where people been months and months agonizing over their chili
aim to win cash and prizes.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, and I think you can win quite a bit
of money. When you say, I mean if they're big
enough and.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So one of my buddies won it like three years ago.
He's always bragging about it, always bringing up his chili.
So of course I mess with him, like, you don't
want me to anner because I'll beat you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just take a jab.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You're that gang, And I mean.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Let's be honest, gang, I don't think I can cook
a hot.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Pocket you're.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Does he know you can't cook?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
When I told him that, he laughed.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Okay, okay, you're the guy who brings a bag salad to.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
The pot luck, which nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So I took it one step further. You know, first
it was I'll beat you. Then I answered the chili contest.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
How did you answer if you know how to cook?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Well, do you have to know how to cook to answer?
Speaker 10 (12:44):
I didn't know that?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I guess you're right. You pay the fee and
that's it. It's not like you have to know.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I didn't do any research on this. But the night
before I kind of forgot to be honest with you,
and he's egging me on now. He's like, dude, chili
better be you know, cooking good. And I'm like, you're
gonna eat my chili.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
You're looking in your fridge and you have a bottle
to catch it, but an old slice of pizza, and
you're like, how am I going to pull this on?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hamburger helper counts chili?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Yeah, well exactly. I kind of was looking through the
fridge while I was dragging them out, but I had nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh god, I panic.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
It's the night before.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
So I go to Wendy to Wendy's Chili so fire.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's really good.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
It's good recommend So I'm kind of like getting in
a Wendy's to the drive through and I'm ordering forty
servings chili.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
And they were like, this guy's so stone, Like he's
not that stone because we had much bigger orders.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Before I loaded it up.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I brought it home.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I threw it in a huge pot, eating it up.
But hey, to my defense. I added some tabasco and
a little bit of salt.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh, a fancy man over here.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I did something. I had it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
It's a touch.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
It was my touching. I brought it to the chili
event one first place.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You were like top three, and still would have been
like shocked.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
In my bud.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
He got second place, he would have won.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
He's so mad, he can't cook, so pissed off. But
he tried mine and Idi admitted it was good.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
He only knew.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Did he ever find out? Did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, I actually now I want to try tabasco in it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I've never had to try it.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
You gotta have the right amount, Gang, you gotta have
the right amount.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Talked to you.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You're a cheffie.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
It's a secret recipe because he actually doesn't know it
him one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
But what I didn't understand was it propelled me into
like the state cookoff.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh no, they.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Called me up and they're like, you know you're the
chili champion, Like you go into the State Chili Cookoff depression.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Wait, we're talking to the chilie king. What did you do?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I went back to Wendy's again. He's like, I'm going
to need into the entire store and be.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Like I need eighty Yeah. I dropped out. I dropped out.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
They called and they asked to come back and compete
again this year's returning champ.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Oh yeah, are you going?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I feel I feel like this is a moral boundary
that anyone could cross.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I mean, I say, go for it.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
He's like, I also want the chicken nugget cookoff, junior cheeseburgers,
the lots.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's how you want to do it, though, you want
to retire when you're on.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
To go chili king, celebrate with the frosty, and text.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Into seven eighty five nine too. If you have a
confession that you've been holding on to, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next
mass speaker sponsored by Wendy's and Her Phone Taps coming up.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
In society, there's really two types of women you'll meet.
The classy, refined, well respected ladies with high morals and standards. Wow.
And then there's Brook.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Yeah, I mean that first one that sounds like a snorefest.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Jeffrey Well in today's Phone Tap Cubon cutting rewards program.
Loving Brook calls a movie theater because she just discovered
a sweet value never even knew existed till now, and
she is ready to take full advantage of it. She's
hoping this poor young movie ticket taker can help her out.
(16:45):
In your brand new phone, tap right now another.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Thank you for calling theater.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
This is Michael.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
My name is Margie Bumps and I saw a movie
last week at your theater.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm calling give some feedback.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
Okay, you want to give feedback on the theater?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well, I saw one of those you know, animated feel good.
Everyone has to love each other. Everyone's included films.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Okay, did you want to leave it online? Because I
mean the complain about the movie.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Guys, there's not.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Really much that can doo.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
No, no, no, no, no, it's not about the movie.
It's about your theater.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I walked in and I had always heard about how
expensive everything is. Oh, you got to take out a
second mortgage in order to get.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
A pop right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So I go up and I order a large tub
of popcorn, like.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Huge, ginormous. I could barely carry this thing.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And do you know what happens?
Speaker 12 (17:41):
No, a what happened?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
They charged me under ten bucks, less than ten.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Dollars, okay, and that upset you?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
It was completely shocked under ten dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:55):
So man, are you upset that the prices are too
high or too low?
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Too?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I ate for two and a half hours from that bucket.
Not even a dent was made, Okay.
Speaker 12 (18:08):
I'm not sure what you want me to do with
that information.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So then I took it home and I fed my
family of five with it for four straight nights.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Wait, I know.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
We had popcorn for breakfast, popcorn for lunch, popcorn for dinner.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
We had popcorn tacos, popcorn casserole. It tasted the same
day number one and day number five.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
How is that even possible?
Speaker 12 (18:30):
I don't know what you want me to do with
this information.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I mean you want me to pass out to a
supervisor or something.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Because I feel bad, That's what this is getting to.
I feel like I should have paid more, and.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I'm just wondering if there's a way to venmo the theater,
like another twenty thirty forty dollars even seems more than fair.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
You want to come back and pay more.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I didn't even go grocery shopping that week. We just
had Mountain dew and popcorn every meal.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Oh God, when.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
The kids asked what's for dinner, mom, I kneel exactly
what to tell them.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, that's so good.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Look, there's a lot of things wrong with what I
just heard. But you don't need to Venmo the theater
for that. I mean, we don't have a system for
that one.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I can't afford to go to the movies every night,
but with that price of popcorn, I could afford to
buy it every night for dinner. Man, No, is there
a thing like on Mondays where I could swing by
and you can swipe my credit cards put like three
buckets in the backseat.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
No, we don't do that.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
You have to see a movie to get.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Popcorn or eats grub Hub.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
I mean no that we.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Don't do delivery, and frankly, I wouldn't recommend that for
your diet.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
I mean, you need vegetables.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
What is the.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Policy on people taking old popcorn from the dumpsters after hours?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You're joking, right, I've been in the alley behind your theater.
I've seen their labeled one through six. You could just
text me a number on.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The d o.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
Okay, it seems like you're like going through something here.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I mean, I've had the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's good, but that seems pretty offensive. This is something you.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Offer, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
You're asking me if you can get dumpster popcorn from us.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I mean that is a pride for help.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Oh they got I've souped lower.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Just last week I bought movie candy under the table
from a guy you probably know.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
I'm sorry, what are you talking about money?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're a coworker, you know, the one that set you
up for this prank phone call. He works with you
at the theater.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Oh my god, what Johnny, Oh my god, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
He said he made you might be able to help
me with popcorn. This is actually Broke for the radio
show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
phone tap.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
I was like, am I talking to like a rat?
Speaker 12 (20:31):
Or something like?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What the hell?
Speaker 12 (20:33):
So weird?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You don't understand what it's like to feed a family
of five?
Speaker 11 (20:38):
Okay, I mean apparently not apparently.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I have no idea.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
That was so bizarre.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
And who calls to say they got a great value
at the theater.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
That's like literally, I would be more surprised if I
don't even know.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
I mean, sure, wake up every morning was dam weekday
morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
One of our most listen to second date updates on
our podcast happened just a few months ago, involving a
girl who used a very unusual strategy to impress a
guide during her first date. Okay, now, Brooke thought it
was quirky and hilarious. Alexis felt it was kind of ick.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Did we not agree?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
We always agree on dat.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You were always taking my tips and stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Sure, I'm not gonna spoil it. But ever since that aired,
we've had a lot of people texting in wanting to
know what happened to that couple. Well, we finally have
an answer for it because we got in touch with
them and all of us were blown away by what's
happened since their original call. We're gonna play the original
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audio for you and then find out what's new right
after when we do your second date update update next
second date update. Is it possible to be too hot
to date? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Nobody in this room could answer you.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Seriously, If you look on TikTok right now, there's all
these videos of beautiful models complaining that no men will
approach them because guys are too intimidated.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh my god, my best friend is gorgeous and she
always had that problem.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah to them, it was all part of posting this
hashtag ask a hot Girl out without peeing yourself challenge. Yeah,
didn't go so pants. That might be the problem that
one of our listeners, Kristen, is facing in her love
life right now. She's worried maybe she was too attractive
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during her first date.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Okay, we'll try not to make fun of you right
out of the gate.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't feel sorry for you already.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
What we want to learn more? How you doing?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
I'm sorry? Can I just this was a one nice phenomenon.
I am not that hot, spoken like.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
A true hot girl. Anyway, we'll hang up on this girl.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
We're just joking around with you, Kris. Tell us about
the guy that you ended up going out with. What's
his name?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
His name is Ben.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
I don't even know if you could call it going out.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
Last week, I was supposed to meet up with my friend,
just get some drinks or whatever. Girls nights. Yeah, I
have this thing where I like to wear these one
piece outfits now, like a jumper, Like a jumper.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeap, oh yeah, get like those babies wear that you
zip up from the foot all the way.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
To the I will say, I wish they had a
zipper down the wall, because going to the bathroom in
a jumper is really.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Sorry. Keep going, You're looking good.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
So I'm saying, it's a bar waiting for my friend
and she is running late, and meanwhile guys are like
sending me drinks, the bartenders flirting with me.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay girl.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
And there's this one guy in particular who is just
like absolutely my type from head to toe, Like he
was even wearing like the outfit my high school crushy
sword that was like my favorite outfit with like green
corduroys and a little black polo shirt and he had
a b were just like he was way taller than me.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
It's good, it's good that you got over him. So
did the bean approach you?
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Then?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
No?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I mean I thought maybe he was looking my way
a little bit, but like I said, I was really
feeling myself, so I went up to him.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
As you watch all the other boys be jealous.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Cool in your situation in saying that jealous.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
All about this?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Well, okay, here's where it gets a little bit weird
because I've never had anything like this happened to me before.
So I'm like, I'm sitting with him and I'm chatting
with him, and I'm clearly into him. And the bartender
comes over and interrupts because some other guy sent me
a drink.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Nice while you're talking to the guy that you wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
And competitive guy being like, hey, bro, sorry, I see you.
She walked to you, but I still got her attention
over here.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Now you like that?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Did did he seem to like that, like as like
a challenge or did he seem to be put off
by it?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
I mean, he had a beard, so it's pretty hard
to tell.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Was he mostly beard idea like I picture bore like
five o'clock shadow Santa Claus.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
That was like a little bit awkward. So I kind
of used that as an opportunity to like show him
that I was into him. So I kind of looked
at the other guy like, uh, thanks, but what the
heck and just ignored him and went back to talking.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
To Ben't made him feel good.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
But here's the thing. Then it happened again.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
What whoa wait, save dude, Like, same.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Dude, kid, now different dude.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Can you send me a link to your jobs?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Want that.
Speaker 12 (25:53):
I had like some sort of magical magnetism going on,
and I just I just I like saluted that. I
awkwardly like, okay, captain, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Thinking about setting you a drink right now.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
The bar seems like the coolest place. It's got captains,
it's got lumberjacks Brooks over in the back saying like,
how do you do?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Do you mama? Tell them? Because I'm out of your commentation.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That was the weirdest bar. How did this interaction between
you and Ben? How did that end?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Well? I mean eventually my friend let me know that
she wasn't coming, and I was like, that's actually fine.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I forgot about you and we.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
Hung out for the rest of the night, had a
fantastic night. He gave me his number, I gave him
my number. Yeah, And I mean that's basically been Did
you ask.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Him if he was single? Like, point blank, oh my god, no,
I have not.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
Actually, this is mind.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Blowing because even if he wasn't interested in you, the
fact that you were like literally swatting other men away
in front of him and then telling him you were
so interested like that alone would make a guy just
make all you back.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, attention, not him.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
I've been here because obviously I've been thinking about nothing
but this, and maybe he like stalked me online and
is like, Okay, she's not always that hot.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh it's like when they turn the lights on at
the end of the.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Night of the bar and you're like, you have to understand.
Like for me, the Onesie thing, the whole thing is
I don't have to put an outfit together. It's like
no effort. So it's like I don't want to make up.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm with you, Okay, you and your magic Onesie. Hold on,
We're gonna play a song okay that we'll call Ben
for you, and we'll try and get your second date update.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
Okay, okay, I'm suddenly feeling very.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
Update.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Hey, if you're just joining us, it's the sequel to
Joseph and the Amazing Technical or Dream Come Listen and
the Magic d Detracting Onesie just wants to link, because yeah,
she went out and wore this one specific jumper that
made her look real fine that night. So guys at
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the bar kept sending her drinks, which was a good thing,
except it was happening while she was sitting down with
the one dude that she really wanted to be with,
a sexy lumberjack type named Ben who's apparently more beard
than body. Yeah, but she's worried. Maybe all that attention
from other guys was a little bit intimidating to Ben
and it could have scared him away.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
How could a guy with a beard like that be intimidated?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
I don't know what happened, but he's not asking me out,
so I mean, whatever it is, I want to know.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Maybe his beard got caught on the door and he's
just he can't get home to make the call to you.
So let's find out. Here we go. Hello, Yeah, yeah,
sounds right. Hey is this Ben the beard?
Speaker 11 (28:59):
What I mean?
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Ben?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Ben with a beard? This Ben? Sorry, he sounded exactly
like I thought.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
I think Ben just flustered everyone in the room.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Then sorry, my name is Jeff. I also have a beard,
but probably not as nice as yours. I host a
morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
and we're hoping to talk with you a little bit.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
You can also hear some podcasts too, if you want
to look us up on like Spotify any of that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We're there.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Uh all right, cool, that's all we wanted to say.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Thanks for your time.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
No, we're really calling because we're doing something called a
second date update. We're trying to help one of our
listeners get ahold of you.
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Her name's Kristen and you met her out at the
bar the other night.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, it wasn't really a first date.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Oh my god, you don't remember Kristen. She had a
really cute jumper on.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Most guys don't recognize that stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeage, Now you're speaking our life.
Speaker 11 (30:01):
No, oh my gosh, I do know. I know who
that girl is.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, we got to talk to her. She sounded awesome,
like funny.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
She wasn't like full of herself at all. Yeah, it's
really fun.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Yeah, she's super fun. She's right. Okay, I'm sorry. She
told you that we hung out or something still a
radio station and we hung out.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
She said that she met you out at the bar
the other night. And was having a really nice time,
and then afterwards it's been kind of hard getting ahold
of you, and she's curious why.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Wow, this is so crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, I know, this isn't a normal thing that happens,
but we're really hoping to help her out because she's
a listener.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Who does that? Who does that? That's so she's just
kind of messed up.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What did she do something to you?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (30:46):
Was the situation was like I saw her at a
bar and like she came over to me and we
started chatting, and she was really funny. But I mean
like she got like a drink from another guy.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I guess, yeah, you mentioned that to us a little bit.
Is that something that intimidated you?
Speaker 11 (31:03):
I mean not really not at first. I mean I
thought it was kind of funny that a dude was
doing that. But when it happened again, because it happened
like a second time, I was like, Oh, I don't know,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, but how are you? How are you blaming her?
That's not her fault.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
So, like the situation that happened was like she had
to leave for a hot second and step out to
like talk to her friend. I guess because I guess
the friend wasn't coming. But when she was outside, I
like walked over to the guy who had set the drinks. Oh, like, hey,
do you mind not doing that? Oh I'm talking to
this girl right now, and it kind of makes me
look a little bad or like feels like you're being competitive,
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which is like so childlike that's not bad to go talk.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Man to man real quick and just say, hey, bro, yeah,
you know, you know you're not causing a scene, right.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
And you want to wrestle. Beard's over now.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
If he's like, back on, but if you're like, hey, man, politely,
I'm trying to talk with her, and you know, I
think she's interested in me.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So what did he say?
Speaker 11 (31:54):
He said he didn't send it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
What Oh, so then you just obviously got the wrong dude. Yeah,
he was somebody out.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The bartender said it wrong.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
No, because like the bartender pointed to the guy out.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh yeah, because they're across the room. So the bartender was.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Like, from him, So you went to the bartender.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
So I walked over to the bartender and I asked
the bartender and he was like, I can't really disclose
that what I thought.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
He just pointed the dude out.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
I didn't want to start or something, say, it was
just weird that he was being coy and I called
that out. I was like, why do you carry you
literally pointed the guy out before and that's when he
told me, which is that I guess this is something.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
That she does that Kristen does.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
She pays the bartender to like send a drink to
herself from some random guy every like that an hour hour?
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Really, he way, do you believe that I'm going to
start doing this?
Speaker 10 (32:50):
You think?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Do you think that's true?
Speaker 11 (32:56):
Yeah, because the second he like admitted it, he was like,
don't tell her she does this often, Like she comes
in and does this every month.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Or soot, Like he doesn't he didn't for like a
few months. Heard though, that's kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, I'm got to keep track of sneaky trick.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah, so you.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Think that's a red flag? You don't think it's just
kind of funny.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
So just it's so weird, Like I feel.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Like it's just trying to pump up her own confidence
that some people need that, especially if they're going to
go approach another guy, which is a really intimidating thing
to do as a woman true.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I mean, it sounds so outlandish. You guys are all
believing it. I'm still not sure if this is actually true. Okay,
I think we should just ask Kristin directly. Kristin, did
you pay the bartender to send you drakes?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Of course not.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Ben, I forgot to tell you. Christen's on the other
line listening. She wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
So embarrassing.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
I'm embarrassed, but this is embarrassing for everyone.
Speaker 12 (34:03):
Okay, first of all, that is not even Drew. That's
complete nonsense. I would never do that. But let's say
theoretically someone did that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I don't believe her.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
No.
Speaker 12 (34:14):
I was listening and Ben's all like, oh, she's messed up,
And I'm like, have you never seen the movie.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
Clueless and Clueless?
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Remember she sends herself talkless and slow.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Yeah, when they were in high school.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I don't think they could be at.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
A year to somebody that's denying it. You sure do
know a lot about how this system.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
Oh my god, you guys the magician never reveals their secret.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
There we go, Okay, get.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Is it not even that cute?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Then?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm kind of like we I mean, here's the thing,
does it even matter?
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Who cares? She sounds awesome.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
I mean you can kind of hear what she's saying
right now. She's making it seem like it's not that
big of a deal, but she's like not owning up
to it. But she kind of is owning up to it.
And I'm like, if you're starting off on the wrong
foot by being like deceitful and like maybe lying or
maybe telling the truth, and I already don't want that
right off the bat.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
So you are, like, I feel like you're taking this
really really seriously, considering we were a couple of random
strangers that met in the bar and had a laugh
and I just wanted to know you all right.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Well, then if you think that I'm taking it too seriously,
then just own.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Up to it.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
Then I'll ask you again, did you do it?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Of course I did.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Thought it's like all of us and so she didn't
do it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It works, It's what dating is.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
It's like, you know, trying to make yourself feel better,
trying to make yourself look the best.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
She just used a different method.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Well, I'm I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation. But I
do need to let Ben know that there's another woman
who wants to send you a gift card to go
on a date. Would you like that gift card?
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Ben?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Because Ben, if you say yes, then you can go
out with Kristen one more time. We'll pay for that.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Uh you know what?
Speaker 11 (36:11):
Sure? Yeah, why not? But you have one strike against
you right now? You know you on a warning?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, sounds like a naughty thing.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Yeah, okay. Agree. You know I have never ever cheated
or anything like that any ever in my life.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
That no one else to worry.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
It's been a few months since we did that second date,
and we were supposed to have Ben and Kristen back
on with us today to get an update on their situation,
but we don't. Only Ben agreed. Kristen actually sent us
an email calling Ben a bunch of names. I don't
know why, but Ben, can you shed some light on
the situation? Tell us what happened?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Maybe they were sweetheart, Maybe she was calling you sweetheart
and babe, that's the name.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Dude? I mean, I absolutely know why she refused to
be on the phone because we went to some sort
of bar, but it was a different one than we
went to on the first dape obviously for obvious reasons.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we give you a gift certificate. So
what happened?
Speaker 11 (37:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. And I was like, you know,
it would be a really good joke. I mean, in retrospect,
it was kind of stupid, but I thought it was funny,
which is I decided to pull the same joke that
she pulled on me.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You had pretend women sending you drinks.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
Exactly, that's it. I got there early and I told
the bartender. I was like, hey, I'm going to sit
over there. Missed my credit card and you'll see when
my day comes in. Yeah, and maybe wait like five minutes,
and then can you bring me a vodka soda and say, like,
point to the cutest girl in the bar, like, say
it's from her. Do you mind?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
I thought it was obvious, obviously funny, right right, But
then when the bartender did it, she was furious.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Why why was she so mad? Did she think you
were making fun of her?
Speaker 11 (38:11):
Or I don't think that she really got the joke.
At first, and I didn't really have much of the
time to kind of explain it because she just marched
right over to the woman. So I had to kind
of play damage control, and I like rushed up as well,
and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry, like it
was a joke, and then she like got in my
face for a hot second.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Whoa, she was the one that came up with this joke.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's not as funny when a guy.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Does it, do the joke, the joke.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
But she seems so cool, not so unstable.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
That's what happens with all those cool girls, the cool
one second nightmares the next Bundy.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
So was that the end?
Speaker 7 (38:52):
Well?
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Yeah, I mean I guess she just got a little
bit of her own medicine and she's not really returning
my calls, so.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Obviously she really was doing it because she had kind
of some maybe some self esteem.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Okay, poor thing, dang it.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Yeah it was a bummer, but whatever.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, did you get that woman's number that sent you
the drink?
Speaker 11 (39:16):
If I can get it, will you guys help me
out with the second date update?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
It obviously went so well the first.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Time brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
One groom wanted to make his wedding day extra memorable,
and he accomplished that by making his way down the
aisle in a very odd and unique way. It's kind
of funny, but people online are fully hating on him. Also,
the new viral prank that teenagers are pulling now on
shoppers and cops literally can't do anything about it. Oh no,
(39:51):
it's all coming up in a brand new TikTok click
shot that happens right now. Hickory Dickory dock a mouse
ran up the clock, he pulled out his iPhone, posted
a vid Hickory Dickory, Hickory Dickory TikTok click shot because
(40:12):
we're so shocked at how many clicks that dumb viral
video has been getting. We've got some of the biggest
tiktoks from the past week ready to go. Your first
TikTok Click Shock is a wedding video that got over
nine million views. Whoa, and remember, like, what was it
ten years ago or so they had that trend of
people doing flashmob dances as they walked down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, I mean it was all started by the office, right.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
I think the mimic did because it was becoming so
big at the time.
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Yeah, they were saying like, don't, please, don't do it,
and Michael's like, we're doing it, okay.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
And that was supposed to make you know your wedding
day a little more fun, a little more unique. Well,
one groom wanted to make his wedding March memorable too,
in a slightly different way, because he rolled up to
his ceremony in a hearse What got all the groomsmen
in ridesmaids to carry him down the aisle lying inside
of a coffin No awful?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Why I can't? Why would you? Who would marry this man?
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
One of the wedding guests caught the whole thing on
video and posted it with the caption tell me you're
dramatic without telling me you're dramatic. And in the video
you can even see one of the groomsmen just shaking
his head the whole time, like, oh, this is a
bad idea.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, and you know he's one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Look you, life's over when you get married. Yeah, ball
and chain at that annoying.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
A lot of people in the comments were confused, like
someone asked, is he trying to say his life is
over now because I kind of get it. One person
even wrote, I actually thought this was kind of cute.
I interpret it as like I was dead until I.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Met you, really, and that's a stretch that is a
cut in.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Eventually the groom chimed in and he explained what he
was trying to say with it was rest in peace
to the old man because I wasn't a very good
person in the past, so now he's starting a new
life as a new better person. He doesn't admit he
didn't warn his spouse of what was going to happen before.
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Apparently he didn't tell. They were not very happy about it,
but they still both said I do. The groom also added,
I'm crazy as hell. I don't give a bleep what
nobody says about me period. I live life each day
to the fullest. And we're extremely happy newlyweds and we love.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
It and we're stable. Stop looking at us.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That's a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 10 (42:38):
You're next.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Ttok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Is from a mom named Raquel's Holman, and she's actually
getting a lot of heat about her video, which is
racked up over six million views because in it, her
baby's lying on the floor on his back, and Raquel
is standing up over him, and she's tossing handfuls of
puff cereal flakes onto the ground like she's throwing out
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feed to chickens on a farm.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
If she tried to be funny.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Well, here's what she says.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Sometimes when I'm sick, I like to feed my baby
whose little snacks as if he was a chicken.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
What it looks like.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
I know kids eat stuff off the floor all the time,
but like not on purpose, Like you don't like serve
it that way as a little game.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah, it works on its motor skills. He has to
flip over and go crawl to get the little snacks
back the ground.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Ye, I mean put it maybe on a blanket or
something that was just raw floor.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
It made a lot of people angry, saying she's treating
her child like some dirty pigeon in the park, and
someone even wrote I find it utterly humiliating and disgusting.
Sick or not, I would never treat my child with
such blatant disrespect.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Okay, I'm guessing that person doesn't the kids.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Baby bird the food directly into my child's mouth, but
not off the floor. Actually, a lot of people in
the comments came to the mom's defense, though one woman
said I do this too. I'll walk by his playpen
and throw a few snacks in there so he crawls
around more.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Why is he not crawling in the plate pen like.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Farther. The one person even joke he qualifies now as
a free range baby breakfast. That's a TikTok click shock,
you're next. TikTok click shock is actually something you may
have seen online before, but now it's becoming more of
a trend because teenagers are pranking shoppers by going to
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their parked cars and surrounding them with a giant ring
of shopping carts. God where it's like you completely surrounded
in a circle, so the car can't get out walk together, and.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
It would like some people leave their shopping cart and
don't return it, so others will like push it behind
their car. But this is like a hundred yes, shopping
carts link.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Together early encircling the car and then they wait for
the shopper to come back from the store and record
their reaction for social media. And it happened the other
day to a woman in Oklahoma named Henrietta who just
went into the grocery store to grab a couple things,
and when she came out, saw her car completely surrounded
by shopping carts, and she confronted the two teenagers who
did it. Here's what happened.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
He kept saying, his manager, Dave, told him to do that.
So I turned around went back into the store looking
for this day. She's like, who are you. You don't
work here, You don't work here, and both of them
kept saying, yes, we do, Yes, we do. We were
hired this morning.
Speaker 12 (45:42):
These two individuals are known by the PD.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
We've had other incidents with them and they've been trespassed
from other properties and.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
They want to catch people saying ugly things. When I
decided to take their picture, they were like, oh, we
forgot to say cheese. I wish they would just go
get a real job.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
That's the weird thing about this trend is the kids
aren't afraid of getting caught. They'll literally stand there and
wait for the police to show up, because all the
cops can do is tell them that they're trespassing and
then ask them to leave. They're not damaging any property
or harming anybody. Technically, this is.
Speaker 9 (46:16):
The professional equivalent of when your brother or sister gets
right up close to your face with their fingers.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm not toudging you, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
I got so annoying and in the end, Henrietta's twenty
minute grocery run turned into a two hour long ordeal.
She said, one day these kids are going to pick
the wrong person to prank and it isn't going to
be pretty.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yes, someone's going to jail.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Those are your TikTok show stories for the.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
We've got Lena back on the show today. She is
one and two all time against you heard any good record.
Her last appearance was a loss. Oh and she said
it was because Brook had a fire day, didn't miss
any questions in a last round.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
So this song is for me.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, it was Lena's description of you. But now that
Christmas is coming up, Brook, maybe you could do Lena
solid and take a dive with this round.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
That is not the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You're not feeling very charitable towards Lena today.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I'm Ebenezer Scrooginet Lena.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
I'm sorry she's not going to cut you a break.
Welcome back.
Speaker 12 (47:29):
Thanks, it was worth the shot.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Yeah, if you had those crutches like little Timmy, I
just take them from you.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Two.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Oh wow, definitely the Grinch.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay, it's not growing. We've brought out Brooks worst today,
so let's send her out of the studio so we
can get to the game. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
out right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Good luck? Your time starts now. The famous book A
Christmas Carol was published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Who was the author? The playground of Europe is the
nickname for which mountainous country.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
Switzerland?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
What is the only body part that has fully grown
in humans since birth? In the TV show Door the Explorer.
What's the name of the monkey when it comes to freeways?
What does the I in I five stand for Interstate?
Which company invented the pumpkin spice latte?
Speaker 12 (48:24):
Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
The question mark on that one, But still amazing perform
I think you're gonna be happy with yourself. But Brooks
coming back in the studio and around the holidays, we've
been asking everybody about their holiday traditions and their annual
stuff they do every the year. What are you eating
for Christmas this year?
Speaker 12 (48:43):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:44):
H prime rib as a as always good.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
My dad wants to come to your house.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (48:53):
Do you like your prime rib nis and red in
the middle as it should be prepared?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Read? Yes, yes you can. And people on the internet
are like, that's not cooked right.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
You're like this prime ribison smoke for twelve hours and
it's still right in the center.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
People just don't know about prime rib girl.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
You and me know, Look, if a well trained veterinarian
could bring it back to life pretty easily, that's.
Speaker 10 (49:15):
What I like.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh you like a live if it could be seen,
if you can still see the veins kind of pumping.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
A bit of blood.
Speaker 12 (49:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Now recke's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:27):
That means yes the coffee?
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yes? Ah, yes, good.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Luck, Your time starts now. A famous book, The Christmas Carol,
was published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Who was the author, Charles Dickens.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
The Playground of Europe is the nickname for which mountainous
country of.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Austria.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
What is the only body part that is fully grown
in humans since birth?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Ooh, eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
In the TV show Dora the Explorer, what's the name
of the monkey?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Mmmmm swiper?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
When it comes to freeways, what does the I in
I five stand for? Which company in ed the pumpkin
spice Latte?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Starbucks?
Speaker 4 (50:04):
I like how Brook answers all of her questions.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Good question, that's my thinking.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
That's the I have accepted your question.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
We're going to the scoreboard now with those.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Lena, you did so well. You got five.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Day, Lena. Maybe that song was for you, not me.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
How are you feeling over there, Lena?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Well brought oh a wait? Four?
Speaker 4 (50:43):
She came back and took Brooke down? Well done?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Well did I miss that? She got right?
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Let's go over the answers here. The famous book of
Christmas Carol published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Charles Dickens is the one who wrote it. The Playground
of Europe is the nickname for Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
I was so close.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
The only body part grown in humans since birth is
the eyes In Dora the Explorer, the monkey is boots. Oh,
the fox is a fox is?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Does she get that one right too?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
She got the Switzerland one though, okay, and with freeways
the eye is interstate and Starbucks invented the pumpkin spice
latte over twenty years ago. Absolutely did so. Lena, congratulations,
you beat Brook so you get one hundred dollars plus
just we're playing. You also win two tickets to Seattle's
Christmas Market. Seattle's Winter Wonderland is back. You can make
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unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,
delicious food, and more. Get your tickets for the Seattle
Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.
Speaker 12 (51:43):
That's awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Damn damn you Switzerland.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Always causing problems over there.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, neutral territory.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, Lena, congratulations aside already come back and play again soon.
We'll do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook
Speaker 10 (52:00):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Well, hello, you have a mic.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do I sense a lady or a gentleman? And it
doesn't matter. I'm going to say the welcome to the
phone podcast. I'm assuming you did when I did, and
you just got off of four hours of how Clocks
or Me?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's also a hot podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast. Study
at yo.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Okay, but coming in clumps.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Number second is brooking Jeffrey in podcast and it's a
full shol So you get more than just a couple
of minutes. That is going to be an extensive hour.
It's an hour, and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it
starts right now when I say now, okay, okay, now.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Rops are going to start the show with some really
good news today.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You just shot up a giant ship. As we went live, he.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Was brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cause why jeff there was another one coming in?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Is there more annoying you being on a phone call
or a video tap listening to your favorite radio show
and hearing the other person on the side of it
loudly chewing.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
If we're talking about how noxious it is, why are you?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I mean, I know I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's like the chewing with the mouth open is what
really is? I mean, I can see it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, but like, what's the alternative? Don't eat anything and
starve to death? Oh just I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean, honestly, just wait, like eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We have a few hungry Now I'm talking about die. Okay,
Luckily you're guess who was stepped up to save the
day from that annoying sound. Not you, none other than Dorito's. Wow,
because Dorito's. Dorrito just came out of my mouth. Dorito's
is coming out with a brand new product called Dorrito's Silent.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
If they are making a muzzle for us to wear.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Then sign me up. Okay, what's Dorito's Silent. It's not
a new breed of Dorito's chip that doesn't make any
noise when you chew on it, because that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sounds so sobby That's what I.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Thought at first.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
This is crunch canceling software that removes the sound of
chewing from any voice chat or zoom call or anything
that uses headphones and a microphone.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
But radio stations can't afford it, so that's why we
still hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, but it was mainly created for gamers, because gamers
love to snack while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I get hungry when I'm playing for hours at a time.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
He knows why, I don't know, but hearing the sounds
of other people eating funions while you're trying to pone
nubes super distracting, so crunch canceling headphones were the obvious answer.
Thank you Jarritos for saving us.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's like the commercials for those phones where it's like,
take out the wind noise and all you hear.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Is yourself, and now it's with people snacking on the
other end of the phone, and there you go.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Honestly, probably they're going to try it doing other things too.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Go to the bathroom, hear the toilet was I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Sure where you're going with a lot of irritating sounds
emanate from this studio every day, though, and a lot
of those happened during the shock Collar Question of the Day.
One sound that never irritates me, though, is the sound
of our own digital jake giving us trivia question.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
For decades, Rudolph has been the most famous of Santa's
reindeer for sure. That was until yesterday morning, when we
heard about a brand new reindeer called Frat bro Connor,
which Alexis invented completely by accident trying to name them all.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's the.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Good news is her little whoopsie brought endless holiday joy
to our entire listening audience in a way that Santa
Claus never could. So I cannot wait to hear what
other totally made up care she accidentally invents today when
we quiz her on famous Christmas movies in another holiday
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edition of three and a half seconds with Alexia, it's
starting things off with Brooke.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Okay, Brook, your.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Category is holiday films of the nineteen forties.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh so what's interesting about this is that we were
just discussing because we do a gen Z versus Classic
Movie like extra podcast and you can only hear a podcast,
and we put it up on Saturdays, and we do
one like probably once a month where Alexis watches a
movie and then reviews it from their gen Z perspective.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Well, usually don't like any of them.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
And so we were going through holiday movies and I
was naming like it's a wonderful life.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Have you seen that miracle on thirty four Street? And
she was like, yes, seen it, Yes, seen it. I
was shocked. So I'm gonna say she's gonna get it right.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Let's go, Brooks betting on her. Alexis finished this famous
line from the classic Christmas film It's a Wonderful Life.
The test teacher says, every type of bell rings, a
blink gets its wings.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I noticed it every time an angel gets its wings.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, correct, Connor. The Fratborough reindeer was conceived while watching it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Brook, Great, bet you bet on her. She got it right.
Moving on to Jeffrey, your category is Christmas movies based
on literary novels from the eighteen forties.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Specific. Wow, there can only be one, right, is it?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I think we all think it.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Brook says that Alexis knows all the old stuff for
some reason, and none of the news stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
We're both. I'm an expert.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm gonna say she knows it.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yay, Jeff's betting on her. Alexis in the movie A
Christmas Carol, Jeff, oh right, there's a famous line that
ends the story where a young boy with crutches stands
up from the dinner table and says, God bless us everyone.
That boy's name was Tiny.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What tiny? The boys with the crutch tiny it rids.
It's like tiny Todd, Tiny.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Gotta be tiny tiny.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's like, why are they all frank?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It sounds like we have a new addition to the
Christmas fraternity, Tiny Todd. Unfortunately that's incorrect. We're looking for
tiny Tim. But yeah, you have to bet honor. She
got it wrong, so you're never again. Okay, finally we're
on to Jose. Yeah, why are you eating the chips?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I'm eating my feelings now, Jose.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Your category is animated Christmas films from the sixteen thirties. Wow,
oh way, hang on, I'm sorry. The nineteen sixties I.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Was that was animation.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It was not a stick in the dirt. That was
animation back then. Actually, I gotta give her a prop.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
She put me on the animated Grinch, and now I
think it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I've watched it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh it's really ce animated green. Well, it's like, may so.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
What after the Jim Carrey one? Is what I mean? God,
I've never seen it until alexis like, oh, you should
put it.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's darling and the animation is so great.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
They should make a dark version of the Grinch though.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well that's supposed to be the it's dark and.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
No like a super dark, like a horror movie, like
The Joker, but the Grinch anyway, his.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Heart never grows.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What I'm getting at is it checks all the boxes.
I'm gonna say she gets this easily.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All right, Jose's betting on her. Alexis. In the movie
Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown himself has a famous line
where he says, quote, I never thought it was such
a bad little tree. It's not bad at all. Really,
maybe just needs a little what Maybe it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Just needs a little glow up, any little lights, It needs.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
A little what was your first guess?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I'll take that and tell you that's incorrect.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Maybe it just needs a little love.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Didn't count.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
So Jose and Jeffer getting shocked today.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
That was three and a half seconds with Alexis. Okay,
Lexis needs to work on her Christmas movie knowledge, clearly
because Jose and I both bet on her and both
are going to get shocked today. While singing jingle Bell
Rock for the Holidays, all right, you're ready, jingle bell,
jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing and jingle bells.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I saw it brook like winding up.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
The shot to everybody hear your phone Chap right.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You can get away with taking a lot of things
from your friends, like a French fry off their plates.
They're are for an old shirt from their closet.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Using it or a new one, right yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Mean if your Brook's friend, you can even take her
credit card for a week. She won't even notice. How
do you think alexis afforded the fake tan she has
on right now?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You faith.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You by We have a guy on the phone who
actually may have crossed the line and took the one
thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend.
His claim to fame was stolen, maybe one of the
most hilarious ways we've ever heard. Oh yeah, you're gonna
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find out what it was when we do a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now. You don't hear
me confession, I can't take back arms. Mouse speak got
a text into seventy eighty five nine too, that says
I went to a wedding the other day and before
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the ceremony, I had relations with the bride in the bathroom.
It's okay because I'm the groom. Oh quite the confession
not a lot of people would actually admit to sleeping
with their spouses. But you know what, that's what this
segment is from the mass speaker. You could admit to
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whatever you want as long as it's not a felony,
and then you'll stay anonymous. And right now we have
a listener on the phone who wants to get something
off his chest. He's chosen the fake name Eli Eli.
Are you bold enough to admit betting your spouse?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
It's just I think it's rare in Jeffrey's lines that
it happens.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I can't believe people would actually admit to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready to go ahead and tell us your confession.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Okay, because I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is legal, but he said felony. If it's a misdemeanor,
work okay with him?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Yeah, okay, but it's the changers on, right, the voice
changers on.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, you're safe.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
So there's like a Yearly Fair. There's a big Yearly
fair where they have a huge chili cookoff.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Are you talking about like the county fair?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like the state Fair?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah? Right, like a state fair, like a cot'll make.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Him incriminate himself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Named the fair, give the date.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
So it's the big yearly fair with the chili cookoff
where people been months and months agonizing over their chili
aim to win cash and prizes.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, and I think you can win quite a bit
of money. When you say, I mean if they're big
enough and.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So one of my buddies won it like three years ago.
He's always bragging about it, always bringing up his chili.
So of course I mess with him, like, you don't
want me to anner because I'll beat you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just take a jab.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You're that gang, And I mean.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Let's be honest, gang, I don't think I can cook
a hot.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Pocket you're.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Does he know you can't cook?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
When I told him that, he laughed.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Okay, okay, you're the guy who brings a bag salad to.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
The pot luck, which nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So I took it one step further. You know, first
it was I'll beat you. Then I answered the chili contest.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
How did you answer if you know how to cook?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Well, do you have to know how to cook to answer?
Speaker 10 (12:44):
I didn't know that?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I guess you're right. You pay the fee and
that's it. It's not like you have to know.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I didn't do any research on this. But the night
before I kind of forgot to be honest with you,
and he's egging me on now. He's like, dude, chili
better be you know, cooking good. And I'm like, you're
gonna eat my chili.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
You're looking in your fridge and you have a bottle
to catch it, but an old slice of pizza, and
you're like, how am I going to pull this on?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hamburger helper counts chili?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Yeah, well exactly. I kind of was looking through the
fridge while I was dragging them out, but I had nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh god, I panic.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
It's the night before.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
So I go to Wendy to Wendy's Chili so fire.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's really good.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
It's good recommend So I'm kind of like getting in
a Wendy's to the drive through and I'm ordering forty
servings chili.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
And they were like, this guy's so stone, Like he's
not that stone because we had much bigger orders.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Before I loaded it up.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I brought it home.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I threw it in a huge pot, eating it up.
But hey, to my defense. I added some tabasco and
a little bit of salt.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh, a fancy man over here.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I did something. I had it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
It's a touch.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
It was my touching. I brought it to the chili
event one first place.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You were like top three, and still would have been
like shocked.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
In my bud.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
He got second place, he would have won.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
He's so mad, he can't cook, so pissed off. But
he tried mine and Idi admitted it was good.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
He only knew.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Did he ever find out? Did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, I actually now I want to try tabasco in it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I've never had to try it.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
You gotta have the right amount, Gang, you gotta have
the right amount.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Talked to you.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You're a cheffie.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
It's a secret recipe because he actually doesn't know it
him one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
But what I didn't understand was it propelled me into
like the state cookoff.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh no, they.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Called me up and they're like, you know you're the
chili champion, Like you go into the State Chili Cookoff depression.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Wait, we're talking to the chilie king. What did you do?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I went back to Wendy's again. He's like, I'm going
to need into the entire store and be.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Like I need eighty Yeah. I dropped out. I dropped out.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
They called and they asked to come back and compete
again this year's returning champ.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Oh yeah, are you going?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I feel I feel like this is a moral boundary
that anyone could cross.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I mean, I say, go for it.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
He's like, I also want the chicken nugget cookoff, junior cheeseburgers,
the lots.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's how you want to do it, though, you want
to retire when you're on.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
To go chili king, celebrate with the frosty, and text.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Into seven eighty five nine too. If you have a
confession that you've been holding on to, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next
mass speaker sponsored by Wendy's and Her Phone Taps coming up.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
In society, there's really two types of women you'll meet.
The classy, refined, well respected ladies with high morals and standards. Wow.
And then there's Brook.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Yeah, I mean that first one that sounds like a snorefest.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Jeffrey Well in today's Phone Tap Cubon cutting rewards program.
Loving Brook calls a movie theater because she just discovered
a sweet value never even knew existed till now, and
she is ready to take full advantage of it. She's
hoping this poor young movie ticket taker can help her out.
(16:45):
In your brand new phone, tap right now another.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Thank you for calling theater.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
This is Michael.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
My name is Margie Bumps and I saw a movie
last week at your theater.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm calling give some feedback.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
Okay, you want to give feedback on the theater?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well, I saw one of those you know, animated feel good.
Everyone has to love each other. Everyone's included films.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Okay, did you want to leave it online? Because I
mean the complain about the movie.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Guys, there's not.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Really much that can doo.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
No, no, no, no, no, it's not about the movie.
It's about your theater.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I walked in and I had always heard about how
expensive everything is. Oh, you got to take out a
second mortgage in order to get.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
A pop right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So I go up and I order a large tub
of popcorn, like.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Huge, ginormous. I could barely carry this thing.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And do you know what happens?
Speaker 12 (17:41):
No, a what happened?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
They charged me under ten bucks, less than ten.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Dollars, okay, and that upset you?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
It was completely shocked under ten dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:55):
So man, are you upset that the prices are too
high or too low?
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Too?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I ate for two and a half hours from that bucket.
Not even a dent was made, Okay.
Speaker 12 (18:08):
I'm not sure what you want me to do with
that information.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So then I took it home and I fed my
family of five with it for four straight nights.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Wait, I know.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
We had popcorn for breakfast, popcorn for lunch, popcorn for dinner.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
We had popcorn tacos, popcorn casserole. It tasted the same
day number one and day number five.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
How is that even possible?
Speaker 12 (18:30):
I don't know what you want me to do with
this information.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I mean you want me to pass out to a
supervisor or something.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Because I feel bad, That's what this is getting to.
I feel like I should have paid more, and.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I'm just wondering if there's a way to venmo the theater,
like another twenty thirty forty dollars even seems more than fair.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
You want to come back and pay more.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I didn't even go grocery shopping that week. We just
had Mountain dew and popcorn every meal.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Oh God, when.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
The kids asked what's for dinner, mom, I kneel exactly
what to tell them.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, that's so good.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Look, there's a lot of things wrong with what I
just heard. But you don't need to Venmo the theater
for that. I mean, we don't have a system for
that one.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I can't afford to go to the movies every night,
but with that price of popcorn, I could afford to
buy it every night for dinner. Man, No, is there
a thing like on Mondays where I could swing by
and you can swipe my credit cards put like three
buckets in the backseat.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
No, we don't do that.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
You have to see a movie to get.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Popcorn or eats grub Hub.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
I mean no that we.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Don't do delivery, and frankly, I wouldn't recommend that for
your diet.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
I mean, you need vegetables.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
What is the.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Policy on people taking old popcorn from the dumpsters after hours?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You're joking, right, I've been in the alley behind your theater.
I've seen their labeled one through six. You could just
text me a number on.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The d o.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
Okay, it seems like you're like going through something here.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I mean, I've had the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's good, but that seems pretty offensive. This is something you.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Offer, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
You're asking me if you can get dumpster popcorn from us.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I mean that is a pride for help.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Oh they got I've souped lower.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Just last week I bought movie candy under the table
from a guy you probably know.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
I'm sorry, what are you talking about money?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're a coworker, you know, the one that set you
up for this prank phone call. He works with you
at the theater.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Oh my god, what Johnny, Oh my god, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
He said he made you might be able to help
me with popcorn. This is actually Broke for the radio
show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
phone tap.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
I was like, am I talking to like a rat?
Speaker 12 (20:31):
Or something like?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What the hell?
Speaker 12 (20:33):
So weird?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You don't understand what it's like to feed a family
of five?
Speaker 11 (20:38):
Okay, I mean apparently not apparently.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I have no idea.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
That was so bizarre.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
And who calls to say they got a great value
at the theater.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
That's like literally, I would be more surprised if I
don't even know.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
I mean, sure, wake up every morning was dam weekday
morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
One of our most listen to second date updates on
our podcast happened just a few months ago, involving a
girl who used a very unusual strategy to impress a
guide during her first date. Okay, now, Brooke thought it
was quirky and hilarious. Alexis felt it was kind of ick.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Did we not agree?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
We always agree on dat.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You were always taking my tips and stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Sure, I'm not gonna spoil it. But ever since that aired,
we've had a lot of people texting in wanting to
know what happened to that couple. Well, we finally have
an answer for it because we got in touch with
them and all of us were blown away by what's
happened since their original call. We're gonna play the original
(21:47):
audio for you and then find out what's new right
after when we do your second date update update next
second date update. Is it possible to be too hot
to date? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Nobody in this room could answer you.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Seriously, If you look on TikTok right now, there's all
these videos of beautiful models complaining that no men will
approach them because guys are too intimidated.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh my god, my best friend is gorgeous and she
always had that problem.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah to them, it was all part of posting this
hashtag ask a hot Girl out without peeing yourself challenge. Yeah,
didn't go so pants. That might be the problem that
one of our listeners, Kristen, is facing in her love
life right now. She's worried maybe she was too attractive
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during her first date.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Okay, we'll try not to make fun of you right
out of the gate.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't feel sorry for you already.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
What we want to learn more? How you doing?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
I'm sorry? Can I just this was a one nice phenomenon.
I am not that hot, spoken like.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
A true hot girl. Anyway, we'll hang up on this girl.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
We're just joking around with you, Kris. Tell us about
the guy that you ended up going out with. What's
his name?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
His name is Ben.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
I don't even know if you could call it going out.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
Last week, I was supposed to meet up with my friend,
just get some drinks or whatever. Girls nights. Yeah, I
have this thing where I like to wear these one
piece outfits now, like a jumper, Like a jumper.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeap, oh yeah, get like those babies wear that you
zip up from the foot all the way.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
To the I will say, I wish they had a
zipper down the wall, because going to the bathroom in
a jumper is really.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Sorry. Keep going, You're looking good.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
So I'm saying, it's a bar waiting for my friend
and she is running late, and meanwhile guys are like
sending me drinks, the bartenders flirting with me.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay girl.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
And there's this one guy in particular who is just
like absolutely my type from head to toe, Like he
was even wearing like the outfit my high school crushy
sword that was like my favorite outfit with like green
corduroys and a little black polo shirt and he had
a b were just like he was way taller than me.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
It's good, it's good that you got over him. So
did the bean approach you?
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Then?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
No?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I mean I thought maybe he was looking my way
a little bit, but like I said, I was really
feeling myself, so I went up to him.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
As you watch all the other boys be jealous.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Cool in your situation in saying that jealous.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
All about this?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Well, okay, here's where it gets a little bit weird
because I've never had anything like this happened to me before.
So I'm like, I'm sitting with him and I'm chatting
with him, and I'm clearly into him. And the bartender
comes over and interrupts because some other guy sent me
a drink.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Nice while you're talking to the guy that you wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
And competitive guy being like, hey, bro, sorry, I see you.
She walked to you, but I still got her attention
over here.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Now you like that?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Did did he seem to like that, like as like
a challenge or did he seem to be put off
by it?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
I mean, he had a beard, so it's pretty hard
to tell.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Was he mostly beard idea like I picture bore like
five o'clock shadow Santa Claus.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
That was like a little bit awkward. So I kind
of used that as an opportunity to like show him
that I was into him. So I kind of looked
at the other guy like, uh, thanks, but what the
heck and just ignored him and went back to talking.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
To Ben't made him feel good.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
But here's the thing. Then it happened again.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
What whoa wait, save dude, Like, same.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Dude, kid, now different dude.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Can you send me a link to your jobs?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Want that.
Speaker 12 (25:53):
I had like some sort of magical magnetism going on,
and I just I just I like saluted that. I
awkwardly like, okay, captain, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Thinking about setting you a drink right now.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
The bar seems like the coolest place. It's got captains,
it's got lumberjacks Brooks over in the back saying like,
how do you do?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Do you mama? Tell them? Because I'm out of your commentation.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That was the weirdest bar. How did this interaction between
you and Ben? How did that end?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Well? I mean eventually my friend let me know that
she wasn't coming, and I was like, that's actually fine.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I forgot about you and we.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
Hung out for the rest of the night, had a
fantastic night. He gave me his number, I gave him
my number. Yeah, And I mean that's basically been Did
you ask.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Him if he was single? Like, point blank, oh my god, no,
I have not.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
Actually, this is mind.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Blowing because even if he wasn't interested in you, the
fact that you were like literally swatting other men away
in front of him and then telling him you were
so interested like that alone would make a guy just
make all you back.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, attention, not him.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
I've been here because obviously I've been thinking about nothing
but this, and maybe he like stalked me online and
is like, Okay, she's not always that hot.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh it's like when they turn the lights on at
the end of the.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Night of the bar and you're like, you have to understand.
Like for me, the Onesie thing, the whole thing is
I don't have to put an outfit together. It's like
no effort. So it's like I don't want to make up.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm with you, Okay, you and your magic Onesie. Hold on,
We're gonna play a song okay that we'll call Ben
for you, and we'll try and get your second date update.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
Okay, okay, I'm suddenly feeling very.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
Update.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Hey, if you're just joining us, it's the sequel to
Joseph and the Amazing Technical or Dream Come Listen and
the Magic d Detracting Onesie just wants to link, because yeah,
she went out and wore this one specific jumper that
made her look real fine that night. So guys at
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the bar kept sending her drinks, which was a good thing,
except it was happening while she was sitting down with
the one dude that she really wanted to be with,
a sexy lumberjack type named Ben who's apparently more beard
than body. Yeah, but she's worried. Maybe all that attention
from other guys was a little bit intimidating to Ben
and it could have scared him away.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
How could a guy with a beard like that be intimidated?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
I don't know what happened, but he's not asking me out,
so I mean, whatever it is, I want to know.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Maybe his beard got caught on the door and he's
just he can't get home to make the call to you.
So let's find out. Here we go. Hello, Yeah, yeah,
sounds right. Hey is this Ben the beard?
Speaker 11 (28:59):
What I mean?
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Ben?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Ben with a beard? This Ben? Sorry, he sounded exactly
like I thought.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
I think Ben just flustered everyone in the room.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Then sorry, my name is Jeff. I also have a beard,
but probably not as nice as yours. I host a
morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
and we're hoping to talk with you a little bit.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
You can also hear some podcasts too, if you want
to look us up on like Spotify any of that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We're there.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Uh all right, cool, that's all we wanted to say.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Thanks for your time.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
No, we're really calling because we're doing something called a
second date update. We're trying to help one of our
listeners get ahold of you.
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Her name's Kristen and you met her out at the
bar the other night.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, it wasn't really a first date.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Oh my god, you don't remember Kristen. She had a
really cute jumper on.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Most guys don't recognize that stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeage, Now you're speaking our life.
Speaker 11 (30:01):
No, oh my gosh, I do know. I know who
that girl is.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, we got to talk to her. She sounded awesome,
like funny.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
She wasn't like full of herself at all. Yeah, it's
really fun.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Yeah, she's super fun. She's right. Okay, I'm sorry. She
told you that we hung out or something still a
radio station and we hung out.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
She said that she met you out at the bar
the other night. And was having a really nice time,
and then afterwards it's been kind of hard getting ahold
of you, and she's curious why.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Wow, this is so crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, I know, this isn't a normal thing that happens,
but we're really hoping to help her out because she's
a listener.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Who does that? Who does that? That's so she's just
kind of messed up.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What did she do something to you?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (30:46):
Was the situation was like I saw her at a
bar and like she came over to me and we
started chatting, and she was really funny. But I mean
like she got like a drink from another guy.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I guess, yeah, you mentioned that to us a little bit.
Is that something that intimidated you?
Speaker 11 (31:03):
I mean not really not at first. I mean I
thought it was kind of funny that a dude was
doing that. But when it happened again, because it happened
like a second time, I was like, Oh, I don't know,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, but how are you? How are you blaming her?
That's not her fault.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
So, like the situation that happened was like she had
to leave for a hot second and step out to
like talk to her friend. I guess because I guess
the friend wasn't coming. But when she was outside, I
like walked over to the guy who had set the drinks. Oh, like, hey,
do you mind not doing that? Oh I'm talking to
this girl right now, and it kind of makes me
look a little bad or like feels like you're being competitive,
(31:37):
which is like so childlike that's not bad to go talk.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Man to man real quick and just say, hey, bro, yeah,
you know, you know you're not causing a scene, right.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
And you want to wrestle. Beard's over now.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
If he's like, back on, but if you're like, hey, man, politely,
I'm trying to talk with her, and you know, I
think she's interested in me.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So what did he say?
Speaker 11 (31:54):
He said he didn't send it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
What Oh, so then you just obviously got the wrong dude. Yeah,
he was somebody out.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The bartender said it wrong.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
No, because like the bartender pointed to the guy out.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh yeah, because they're across the room. So the bartender was.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Like, from him, So you went to the bartender.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
So I walked over to the bartender and I asked
the bartender and he was like, I can't really disclose
that what I thought.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
He just pointed the dude out.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
I didn't want to start or something, say, it was
just weird that he was being coy and I called
that out. I was like, why do you carry you
literally pointed the guy out before and that's when he
told me, which is that I guess this is something.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
That she does that Kristen does.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
She pays the bartender to like send a drink to
herself from some random guy every like that an hour hour?
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Really, he way, do you believe that I'm going to
start doing this?
Speaker 10 (32:50):
You think?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Do you think that's true?
Speaker 11 (32:56):
Yeah, because the second he like admitted it, he was like,
don't tell her she does this often, Like she comes
in and does this every month.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Or soot, Like he doesn't he didn't for like a
few months. Heard though, that's kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, I'm got to keep track of sneaky trick.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah, so you.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Think that's a red flag? You don't think it's just
kind of funny.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
So just it's so weird, Like I feel.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Like it's just trying to pump up her own confidence
that some people need that, especially if they're going to
go approach another guy, which is a really intimidating thing
to do as a woman true.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I mean, it sounds so outlandish. You guys are all
believing it. I'm still not sure if this is actually true. Okay,
I think we should just ask Kristin directly. Kristin, did
you pay the bartender to send you drakes?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Of course not.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Ben, I forgot to tell you. Christen's on the other
line listening. She wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
So embarrassing.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
I'm embarrassed, but this is embarrassing for everyone.
Speaker 12 (34:03):
Okay, first of all, that is not even Drew. That's
complete nonsense. I would never do that. But let's say
theoretically someone did that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I don't believe her.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
No.
Speaker 12 (34:14):
I was listening and Ben's all like, oh, she's messed up,
And I'm like, have you never seen the movie.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
Clueless and Clueless?
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Remember she sends herself talkless and slow.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Yeah, when they were in high school.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I don't think they could be at.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
A year to somebody that's denying it. You sure do
know a lot about how this system.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
Oh my god, you guys the magician never reveals their secret.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
There we go, Okay, get.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Is it not even that cute?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Then?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm kind of like we I mean, here's the thing,
does it even matter?
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Who cares? She sounds awesome.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
I mean you can kind of hear what she's saying
right now. She's making it seem like it's not that
big of a deal, but she's like not owning up
to it. But she kind of is owning up to it.
And I'm like, if you're starting off on the wrong
foot by being like deceitful and like maybe lying or
maybe telling the truth, and I already don't want that
right off the bat.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
So you are, like, I feel like you're taking this
really really seriously, considering we were a couple of random
strangers that met in the bar and had a laugh
and I just wanted to know you all right.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Well, then if you think that I'm taking it too seriously,
then just own.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Up to it.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
Then I'll ask you again, did you do it?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Of course I did.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Thought it's like all of us and so she didn't
do it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It works, It's what dating is.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
It's like, you know, trying to make yourself feel better,
trying to make yourself look the best.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
She just used a different method.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Well, I'm I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation. But I
do need to let Ben know that there's another woman
who wants to send you a gift card to go
on a date. Would you like that gift card?
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Ben?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Because Ben, if you say yes, then you can go
out with Kristen one more time. We'll pay for that.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Uh you know what?
Speaker 11 (36:11):
Sure? Yeah, why not? But you have one strike against
you right now? You know you on a warning?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, sounds like a naughty thing.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Yeah, okay. Agree. You know I have never ever cheated
or anything like that any ever in my life.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
That no one else to worry.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
It's been a few months since we did that second date,
and we were supposed to have Ben and Kristen back
on with us today to get an update on their situation,
but we don't. Only Ben agreed. Kristen actually sent us
an email calling Ben a bunch of names. I don't
know why, but Ben, can you shed some light on
the situation? Tell us what happened?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Maybe they were sweetheart, Maybe she was calling you sweetheart
and babe, that's the name.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Dude? I mean, I absolutely know why she refused to
be on the phone because we went to some sort
of bar, but it was a different one than we
went to on the first dape obviously for obvious reasons.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we give you a gift certificate. So
what happened?
Speaker 11 (37:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. And I was like, you know,
it would be a really good joke. I mean, in retrospect,
it was kind of stupid, but I thought it was funny,
which is I decided to pull the same joke that
she pulled on me.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You had pretend women sending you drinks.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
Exactly, that's it. I got there early and I told
the bartender. I was like, hey, I'm going to sit
over there. Missed my credit card and you'll see when
my day comes in. Yeah, and maybe wait like five minutes,
and then can you bring me a vodka soda and say, like,
point to the cutest girl in the bar, like, say
it's from her. Do you mind?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
I thought it was obvious, obviously funny, right right, But
then when the bartender did it, she was furious.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Why why was she so mad? Did she think you
were making fun of her?
Speaker 11 (38:11):
Or I don't think that she really got the joke.
At first, and I didn't really have much of the
time to kind of explain it because she just marched
right over to the woman. So I had to kind
of play damage control, and I like rushed up as well,
and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry, like it
was a joke, and then she like got in my
face for a hot second.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Whoa, she was the one that came up with this joke.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's not as funny when a guy.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Does it, do the joke, the joke.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
But she seems so cool, not so unstable.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
That's what happens with all those cool girls, the cool
one second nightmares the next Bundy.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
So was that the end?
Speaker 7 (38:52):
Well?
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Yeah, I mean I guess she just got a little
bit of her own medicine and she's not really returning
my calls, so.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Obviously she really was doing it because she had kind
of some maybe some self esteem.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Okay, poor thing, dang it.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Yeah it was a bummer, but whatever.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, did you get that woman's number that sent you
the drink?
Speaker 11 (39:16):
If I can get it, will you guys help me
out with the second date update?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
It obviously went so well the first.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Time brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
One groom wanted to make his wedding day extra memorable,
and he accomplished that by making his way down the
aisle in a very odd and unique way. It's kind
of funny, but people online are fully hating on him. Also,
the new viral prank that teenagers are pulling now on
shoppers and cops literally can't do anything about it. Oh no,
(39:51):
it's all coming up in a brand new TikTok click
shot that happens right now. Hickory Dickory dock a mouse
ran up the clock, he pulled out his iPhone, posted
a vid Hickory Dickory, Hickory Dickory TikTok click shot because
(40:12):
we're so shocked at how many clicks that dumb viral
video has been getting. We've got some of the biggest
tiktoks from the past week ready to go. Your first
TikTok Click Shock is a wedding video that got over
nine million views. Whoa, and remember, like, what was it
ten years ago or so they had that trend of
people doing flashmob dances as they walked down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, I mean it was all started by the office, right.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
I think the mimic did because it was becoming so
big at the time.
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Yeah, they were saying like, don't, please, don't do it,
and Michael's like, we're doing it, okay.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
And that was supposed to make you know your wedding
day a little more fun, a little more unique. Well,
one groom wanted to make his wedding March memorable too,
in a slightly different way, because he rolled up to
his ceremony in a hearse What got all the groomsmen
in ridesmaids to carry him down the aisle lying inside
of a coffin No awful?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Why I can't? Why would you? Who would marry this man?
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
One of the wedding guests caught the whole thing on
video and posted it with the caption tell me you're
dramatic without telling me you're dramatic. And in the video
you can even see one of the groomsmen just shaking
his head the whole time, like, oh, this is a
bad idea.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, and you know he's one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Look you, life's over when you get married. Yeah, ball
and chain at that annoying.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
A lot of people in the comments were confused, like
someone asked, is he trying to say his life is
over now because I kind of get it. One person
even wrote, I actually thought this was kind of cute.
I interpret it as like I was dead until I.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Met you, really, and that's a stretch that is a
cut in.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Eventually the groom chimed in and he explained what he
was trying to say with it was rest in peace
to the old man because I wasn't a very good
person in the past, so now he's starting a new
life as a new better person. He doesn't admit he
didn't warn his spouse of what was going to happen before.
(42:13):
Apparently he didn't tell. They were not very happy about it,
but they still both said I do. The groom also added,
I'm crazy as hell. I don't give a bleep what
nobody says about me period. I live life each day
to the fullest. And we're extremely happy newlyweds and we love.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
It and we're stable. Stop looking at us.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That's a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 10 (42:38):
You're next.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Ttok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Is from a mom named Raquel's Holman, and she's actually
getting a lot of heat about her video, which is
racked up over six million views because in it, her
baby's lying on the floor on his back, and Raquel
is standing up over him, and she's tossing handfuls of
puff cereal flakes onto the ground like she's throwing out
(43:02):
feed to chickens on a farm.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
If she tried to be funny.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Well, here's what she says.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Sometimes when I'm sick, I like to feed my baby
whose little snacks as if he was a chicken.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
What it looks like.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
I know kids eat stuff off the floor all the time,
but like not on purpose, Like you don't like serve
it that way as a little game.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah, it works on its motor skills. He has to
flip over and go crawl to get the little snacks
back the ground.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Ye, I mean put it maybe on a blanket or
something that was just raw floor.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
It made a lot of people angry, saying she's treating
her child like some dirty pigeon in the park, and
someone even wrote I find it utterly humiliating and disgusting.
Sick or not, I would never treat my child with
such blatant disrespect.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Okay, I'm guessing that person doesn't the kids.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Baby bird the food directly into my child's mouth, but
not off the floor. Actually, a lot of people in
the comments came to the mom's defense, though one woman
said I do this too. I'll walk by his playpen
and throw a few snacks in there so he crawls
around more.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Why is he not crawling in the plate pen like.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Farther. The one person even joke he qualifies now as
a free range baby breakfast. That's a TikTok click shock,
you're next. TikTok click shock is actually something you may
have seen online before, but now it's becoming more of
a trend because teenagers are pranking shoppers by going to
(44:43):
their parked cars and surrounding them with a giant ring
of shopping carts. God where it's like you completely surrounded
in a circle, so the car can't get out walk together, and.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
It would like some people leave their shopping cart and
don't return it, so others will like push it behind
their car. But this is like a hundred yes, shopping
carts link.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Together early encircling the car and then they wait for
the shopper to come back from the store and record
their reaction for social media. And it happened the other
day to a woman in Oklahoma named Henrietta who just
went into the grocery store to grab a couple things,
and when she came out, saw her car completely surrounded
by shopping carts, and she confronted the two teenagers who
did it. Here's what happened.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
He kept saying, his manager, Dave, told him to do that.
So I turned around went back into the store looking
for this day. She's like, who are you. You don't
work here, You don't work here, and both of them
kept saying, yes, we do, Yes, we do. We were
hired this morning.
Speaker 12 (45:42):
These two individuals are known by the PD.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
We've had other incidents with them and they've been trespassed
from other properties and.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
They want to catch people saying ugly things. When I
decided to take their picture, they were like, oh, we
forgot to say cheese. I wish they would just go
get a real job.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
That's the weird thing about this trend is the kids
aren't afraid of getting caught. They'll literally stand there and
wait for the police to show up, because all the
cops can do is tell them that they're trespassing and
then ask them to leave. They're not damaging any property
or harming anybody. Technically, this is.
Speaker 9 (46:16):
The professional equivalent of when your brother or sister gets
right up close to your face with their fingers.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm not toudging you, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
I got so annoying and in the end, Henrietta's twenty
minute grocery run turned into a two hour long ordeal.
She said, one day these kids are going to pick
the wrong person to prank and it isn't going to
be pretty.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yes, someone's going to jail.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Those are your TikTok show stories for the.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
We've got Lena back on the show today. She is
one and two all time against you heard any good record.
Her last appearance was a loss. Oh and she said
it was because Brook had a fire day, didn't miss
any questions in a last round.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
So this song is for me.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, it was Lena's description of you. But now that
Christmas is coming up, Brook, maybe you could do Lena
solid and take a dive with this round.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
That is not the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You're not feeling very charitable towards Lena today.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I'm Ebenezer Scrooginet Lena.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
I'm sorry she's not going to cut you a break.
Welcome back.
Speaker 12 (47:29):
Thanks, it was worth the shot.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Yeah, if you had those crutches like little Timmy, I
just take them from you.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Two.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Oh wow, definitely the Grinch.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay, it's not growing. We've brought out Brooks worst today,
so let's send her out of the studio so we
can get to the game. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
out right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Good luck? Your time starts now. The famous book A
Christmas Carol was published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Who was the author? The playground of Europe is the
nickname for which mountainous country.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
Switzerland?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
What is the only body part that has fully grown
in humans since birth? In the TV show Door the Explorer.
What's the name of the monkey when it comes to freeways?
What does the I in I five stand for Interstate?
Which company invented the pumpkin spice latte?
Speaker 12 (48:24):
Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
The question mark on that one, But still amazing perform
I think you're gonna be happy with yourself. But Brooks
coming back in the studio and around the holidays, we've
been asking everybody about their holiday traditions and their annual
stuff they do every the year. What are you eating
for Christmas this year?
Speaker 12 (48:43):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:44):
H prime rib as a as always good.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
My dad wants to come to your house.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (48:53):
Do you like your prime rib nis and red in
the middle as it should be prepared?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Read? Yes, yes you can. And people on the internet
are like, that's not cooked right.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
You're like this prime ribison smoke for twelve hours and
it's still right in the center.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
People just don't know about prime rib girl.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
You and me know, Look, if a well trained veterinarian
could bring it back to life pretty easily, that's.
Speaker 10 (49:15):
What I like.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh you like a live if it could be seen,
if you can still see the veins kind of pumping.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
A bit of blood.
Speaker 12 (49:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Now recke's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:27):
That means yes the coffee?
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yes? Ah, yes, good.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Luck, Your time starts now. A famous book, The Christmas Carol,
was published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Who was the author, Charles Dickens.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
The Playground of Europe is the nickname for which mountainous
country of.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Austria.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
What is the only body part that is fully grown
in humans since birth?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Ooh, eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
In the TV show Dora the Explorer, what's the name
of the monkey?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Mmmmm swiper?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
When it comes to freeways, what does the I in
I five stand for? Which company in ed the pumpkin
spice Latte?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Starbucks?
Speaker 4 (50:04):
I like how Brook answers all of her questions.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Good question, that's my thinking.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
That's the I have accepted your question.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
We're going to the scoreboard now with those.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Lena, you did so well. You got five.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Day, Lena. Maybe that song was for you, not me.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
How are you feeling over there, Lena?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Well brought oh a wait? Four?
Speaker 4 (50:43):
She came back and took Brooke down? Well done?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Well did I miss that? She got right?
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Let's go over the answers here. The famous book of
Christmas Carol published on this day in eighteen forty three.
Charles Dickens is the one who wrote it. The Playground
of Europe is the nickname for Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
I was so close.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
The only body part grown in humans since birth is
the eyes In Dora the Explorer, the monkey is boots. Oh,
the fox is a fox is?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Does she get that one right too?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
She got the Switzerland one though, okay, and with freeways
the eye is interstate and Starbucks invented the pumpkin spice
latte over twenty years ago. Absolutely did so. Lena, congratulations,
you beat Brook so you get one hundred dollars plus
just we're playing. You also win two tickets to Seattle's
Christmas Market. Seattle's Winter Wonderland is back. You can make
(51:33):
unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,
delicious food, and more. Get your tickets for the Seattle
Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.
Speaker 12 (51:43):
That's awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Damn damn you Switzerland.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Always causing problems over there.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, neutral territory.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, Lena, congratulations aside already come back and play again soon.
We'll do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook
Speaker 10 (52:00):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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