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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm Jose's father. Thank you for listening to my son.
We talk about a lot of cool inventions that have
happened on the show or things that are gonna happen
sometime in the future, but we haven't talked about this.
Your house is going to be built one hundred percent
by robots who which it sounds kind of out there,
(00:21):
but as more office buildings and industrial sites go up
around the country, they now have robots that can lay bricks,
put up drywall, operate heavy machinery, and can't call beautiful
women that walk by the constructions.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, good thing, my dad's retired.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Else to be out of a job, not the cat
colleague part, but the construction part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They even have drones that digitally create the buildings before
they're built, and like room but like devices that can
outline where every beam should go on a floor.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wow, they're like three D printing homes now pretty much.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, no, they are.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's wild and it's all because building costs have been
rising so much and hundreds and thousands of construction jobs
remain unfilled, so they're just creating robots to do it all.
Oh my god, this is already happening, Like you may
not see it, but it's already going on right now.
And the positives are the job actually gets done quicker
without human error and fatigue.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, it says, except for you can't probably make any
changes robots would have to change.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Everything could still be faster even with the changes. There's
also less injuries and less danger to people if you
don't have humans on the site.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but there's a lot of jobs lost, isn't there.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, no one's filling them.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
All.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
These jobs are.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Open blaming people, lazy people. Okay, see you.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With your uncalloused hands over there, blaming people.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm not signing enough to do that job. Absolutely not, microphone.
It makes me wonder though, on these job sites, what
radio show are the construction robots going to be listening to.
We need to adjust to the times, to our new
audience and appeal to our robotic listeners. Alexis, can you
give us some beat boops for the room.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Buss shop Boom boom?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I know, why do you have to turn them off
like that?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Of course we beat boom and get ourselves canceled. Thank you, Alexis.
Let's just move on to the shot collar question of
the day. The shock collar is never going to lose
its job. Digital give us something to shock each other to.
What's a good question a digital worker?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Beat boom. If you've ever attended an office work party
for this radio station, then you know they are one
hundred percent alcohol free. Is that because management is purposely
trying to punish us in the hopes we all quit? Maybe?
(03:01):
Or it could be because they've learned that having a
group of depraved radio misfits access to any booze is
an hr nightmare waiting to happen.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
For that same reason, there's certain party games you might
play at home with friends that just wouldn't work in
a work setting, which is why a new survey asked
one thousand office employees to name a party game that
would be inappropriate for a work event. I have the
top five answers in front of me for another edition
of Unglued Family Feud. We'll start with the man who's
(03:33):
currently unbeaten at the radio party game of swallow the microphone.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Six microphones.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Name a party game that would be inappropriate to play
at an office party?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I remember last last office holiday party. Brooks suggested
this one. Show me yours, I'll show you mine.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yeah, side.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Is it on again?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
They took a turn.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's a dark night.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That night usually left?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Or what about if you busted out a Wija board,
a Oiji board one of the office parties, like, oh,
powerful Oiji board. Who's getting laid off next?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I feel like a.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Wiji board might be a weird one to have it
an office party.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Show me wija board. It's not in the top five
jet incorrect? Whole top five is still there?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Say that very strange?
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Oiji Oija. Let's go over to Alexis whole boards avail
before you.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I can't tell if it will be games people actually play,
like games that are in movies. You know that, like
aren't like like spin the bottle? Nobody actually plays that.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Down though they played that the last party.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
We played one on one every day?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Is it because back in your hometown it wasn't a bottle,
it was a meth pipe.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What games do you play like at a party?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I mean like beer pong and everything? But why would
that not be okay at work?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Because I don't think chugging alcohol is smiled upon at
a work event.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Anything anything that encourages you to drink more faster. It's
probably not.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Beer pong, d beer pong.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
It's number five on the alexis is safe. Let's go
over to Jose.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You guys are playing cards against humanity. It's always fun.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
But her answer makes me think of, like, what's really
And I'm not just like, oh, you swore a thought
musical chairs because maybe you sit on someone's lap by
accident and that's an HR violation when you're fighting for
the chair. But then it got me to when she
just said, it's been the bottle. I either want to
pick that or you guys remember seven minutes in heaven?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
See those are two.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Did you just.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Go into the closet and pray?
Speaker 10 (06:14):
But I think I'm gonna go with what alexis kind
of grased over. I'm gonna go with it's been the bottle.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Spin the bottles. Number one on the ale is accidentally
mentioned we got number one, and we have number five.
Alexa and Jose are safe. Brook name a party game
that would be inappropriate to play an office party.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
This one can be really innocent and it also could
not be.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And that's Twister was one of my first games.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Just because I'm thinking about like inappropriate touching right, it
would be really awkward to play twister.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
With your managers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Another one that came to mind is strip poker, but
I don't know if that's common.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Slap shot, slap shot where you take a shot and
then slap the other person, hockey will we played that
of the other Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Too, say quarters cup or something flip. But I'm gonna
go with twister.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Brooks says, Twisters. That's number three.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Of course Jeff doesn't know the line between inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It makes sense.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Let's go over the top five party games that would
be inappropriate to play at your work office party. Number
one was spin the bottle Jose got. Number two was
said in the room, strip poker, number three Brooke got
with twister. Number four is truth or Dare, and number
five alexis gott, which was beer pong, which is not
appropriate for work.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So I'm going to be getting shot because I didn't
get one right. Somebody wanted to hear shots by LMFA.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
When I walk up in the.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Club, all all me, all drink.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We like Rocky, we love Patrol.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
We can't buddy rock everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Let's go shut shot shot, shot, shot, shot, I wish.
That's a shot collar question of the.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
In the wild West, there was only one way to
prove you were better than someone, and that was to
challenge them to a duel. Yeah, only one leave standing.
And in radio we still operate under the laws of
the wild West.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Wait, are you challenging me?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I'm not challenging you. I would never dare. I'm
just saying we we still operate under wild West rules.
Never drink anything weaker than whiskey. No peeing in the
studio spatoon, Yes, we have one. And if you've got
a problem with the music, take it up with the sheriff.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Sheriff Fox.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
In charge.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
She literally sapsuckers like you for lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
And if you dare challenge her to a match of
quick draw trivia, yep, then God help you. The stand
up goes down at high noon or a little earlier
than that, because we're a morning show, so cool to
say it.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Coming up right now. Got George from Tacoma on the line,
who's a return player. He is one and one against
you all time, which means he has actually log a win. George,
what advice do you give to any other listeners out
there who've always wanted to beat Brook?
Speaker 11 (09:44):
Just do your best to store a bunch of useless
information in your brain.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Brook. He thinks you have a bunch of useless information
out there.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I definitely agree with him.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh absolutely, I have like very small knowledge about a
lot of different things that really does nothing except.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
For helps me with this game. Yeah right, all right,
passed down by my dad.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I think, yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, maybe put some more in there when we send
you out the studio. George, you know how the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (10:18):
Lets get it on, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Going for two and one? Your time starts now. The
first prospectors of the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco
on this day in what year of the eighteen hundreds
forty nine? What weighs more on official baseball or an
official softball baseball? In which decade was the NERF football
created seventies? What's the first month of the year to
(10:44):
have exactly thirty days in it march electric eels are
native to which consonant?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Passing on that last one. Good strategy there, George. We're
bringing Brook back into the studio. And it looks like
on my screen or here that you have some travel
plans coming up. Where you going?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I'm going to the Philippines? Wow?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Have you been before?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
I was in the military, very.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
In a different life.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
I did go, but it wasn't wasn't on vacation.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, right, like by choice, the most relaxing in a
double shoot me back.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Some pansit.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
So that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
How much local food can you smuggle inside?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You can't put it inside any orifice of your body though,
to bring it to us, I need it clean.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
None for Brook, just me, and I'll hate it straight
out of you.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
I hate you ready?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Sorry, Brook, Your time starts now. The first prospectors of
the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco on this day
in what year of the eighteen.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hundreds eighteen fifty?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
What weighs more an official baseball or an official soft
the ball baseball in which decade was the NERF football
created eighties? What's the first month of the year to
have exactly thirty days in it March.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Nope, nope, April.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Electric eels are native to which continent?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm gonna go. Electric eels are in South America.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh, got our answers in time to head over to
the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Everybody be on the.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Floor, bobs Burgers, George, you got too correct today.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It was a good game.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I did a lot of guessing yet, bro.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Kind of struggled, especially with her last question, and also too.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
East out of time.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Man got an equal amount of useless information in both
of your brains, So it's one one in one overall.
Now let's go over the answers for everybody. First, Prospectors
of the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco on this
day in eighteen forty nine. Good work, George for guessing that.
That's why they're called the San Francisco forty nine ers
(13:06):
the football team.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Boo.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, it's a good year because the San Francisco fifty
years doesn't have the same to it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What weighs more official baseball or softball? A softball weighs more.
They weigh anywhere from almost seven ounces. Baseballs are five
point twenty five ounces. Nerve footballs were first created in
the seventies. In nineteen seventy two, the first month of
the year to have exactly thirty days is April, and
electric eels are native to the continent of South America.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I was storkly once and the guy was like, hey,
don't get buy one of those, And I'm like why
and he's like, oh no, He's like, tried and bite
my finger off.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
It's an electric eel.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Scary, scary.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Good guess well, George, I'm really sorry we couldn't get
the victory there, but just for being on with us,
you do get some free brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Thank you, Yeah, I'll get to next brook.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Al, thanks for playing, George, come back again soon.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Frouk and Jeffrey. In the morning, we get a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Of positive texts is having a five nine to two
every day from listeners telling us that they really enjoyed
a segment or saying that the show has helped them
through a hard time in.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Their life, and honestly, they mean the world to us.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It really makes our morning. But occasionally we will get
a mean message from someone who's just trying to be nasty,
which I guess being a public figure you kind of
just learn to expect. And how do we handle those
rude texters? Most people would say, just ignore them, you know,
(14:38):
don't let it get you down. Well, we can't do that.
And what we do is we back search their phone numbers,
figure out their names. That's right, we can see you
look them up online, find their social media and leave
comments on their photos saying things like, hey, nice hair
when their hair doesn't even look that good. Yeah, don'll
(15:03):
never know when they're having a good hair day for real.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh man, don't you even say cute outfits?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'll go there if you think that's sadistic. We have
a server on the phone today who has an extreme
way of handling rude patrons at his restaurant. He says
he's only done this a couple times to the absolute
worst of the worst, and he doesn't mess with their
food or anything like that. It's more diabolical, possibly slightly illegal.
(15:31):
You're gonna hear what it is and never be rude
to a waiter ever again. After a brand new mass
speaker right after.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
This, you hear me confession, I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Mouse speak got a text into seven eight five nine
two that says, every day when I cook food, I
pretend I'm on a cooking show.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I explain all the steps out loud, crack, occasional jokes.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I even have my catchphrase, Hey, hey, hey, flombey away, Hey,
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
To see you on the Food Network.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm just picturing their significant other though, in the other room, like, yeah,
Damien's doing his weird cooking.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
It's literally cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But you know, if you have a secret cooking show
you're ashamed to show the world, you can always crack
open the pantry right here on the mass speaker, and
one of our listeners wants to serve up a confession
for us, and they've chosen the fake name Matthew. So, Matthew,
welcome to the show man.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
We're good. I think the real question is how's it
going for you? Matthew.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It's pretty cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Even with a voice changer, you are chill.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, sounds like a smooth talker. Yeah, Matthew, the voice
change is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready
to go, ahead, tell us your confession.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Okay, I've been a wait for about eight.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Years you've been a waiter, you say, yes.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, they call themselves servers nowadays, but well it's.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Eight years, I mean starting.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Do you like your job?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I like my job, But sometimes you get a lot
of rude and condescending customers.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, family have to go out and eat something, just
like people with money to spend like that can also
be pretty entitled.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Brooks, like our table's ready when you carry me.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
To That is annoying, I'm sure, man.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, you know, some real rude people are very condescending.
Like you said, it gets real bad, and you know
sometimes people go about getting a revenge on them and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You mean people that you work with.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, you know as a way that there's only so
much you can do now, tampering with someone's food and
anything like that, Like I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, good to hear.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And that's just and it's bad karma. Yeah, you don't
want to lower yourself to their love or below.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Come on exactly, And I think it's that's so elementary.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh so you're above it. You have a more maniacal player.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
This is you know, this isn't a diner, bro.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I mean, well, I have. I have gotten my you know,
revenge in other ways.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Okay, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It sounds like this is a confession.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
All right.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Well I've only done this a few times, right, only
the customers that were really, really mean to me. That's
the only times I really done this. Okay. But when
the check comes, you know the area with gratuity, the tip, Yeah,
I just put like a ridiculous amount in that box,
like twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
No so legal.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Wait a minute, yeah, no one's going to notice that
on their credit cards.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Some credit cards don't even have that kind of limit.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, you're the richest server.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
World or make six figures a day?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Are you teasing?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
There's no way.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
No one's gonna not notice, what I mean, even if
you're Jeff Bezos, you're gonna notice twenty grand.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Just the thing though, I don't get the money at all,
But it just becomes a huge inconvenience for the customer.
What do you mean They got to deal with issues
with their bank. Sometimes the cards get locked.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
For a few.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Oh my god, that's brilliant, because your bank's not gonna
let that.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Slide, say, the transaction doesn't actually go through.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, so they a couple of seconds, a couple of
minutes of giving me a headache turns into a day
or two of them having a headache.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Oh really, so the bank will be like, look, there's fraud.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Could you imagine getting that call from like the Olive Garden, like, sir,
did you spend twenty thousand dollars on posta?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But aren't you gonna get caught? They know who their
waiter is. I mean, you're the only other one that
handles the check.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Nah.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
But it's not like a big thing to war they're
gonna do like a huge investigation anything like that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I guess I could see that, Like it'd be one
thing if you were actually getting twenty grand and really
skimming money from these people. But since you're not really
getting that tip, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Like, you know, oh I put it in wrang forging
to twenty thousand dollars tip seems like a big enough
thing for me to claim it on them.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
That they accidentally put too many zeros.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That sloppy, right, So I love that Alexis has an
excuse for you.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
They usually see it as like a simple mistake.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wow, you make their lives miserable for just a few days,
they do end up getting the meal for free because
the bank probably has to like avoid the exaction point.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, just the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, have you ever almost like you've never been caught
doing this ever.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Wow, that's crazy that you said that, because the very
last time I was going to do it and this
guy was a total like I don't know if I can.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Say duche on the radio, Yeah, sure, say that was
That was almost the title of our show.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
The Morning Run.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
He was real, real rude and super super entitled.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Okay, so you wrote the tip in for twenty grand,
like you do.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I was planning on it and I was about to
do it. He kind of like got up to leave
or whatever, and like when he adjusted his jacket I've
seen his belt and on his belt it was a
police bag.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh you got to be careful who you're messing with
and what kind of resources they have behind them watch investigation.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yeah, so you didn't do it. I just took his badge.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah. Man, I gotta say, when I thought of servers
getting revenge, I never would have come up with something
like that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
For the record, this is a quick message. You know,
all the listeners out there. A lot of people are
listening right now. Trust me when I tell you you
really want to treat your waiters and waitresses, servers, whatever
you decide to call us. You really want to treat
us fairly and treat us like human beings, you know. Yeah,
oh yeah, because the revenge is always on the line
(22:17):
like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yes, it's a good, good message and also a threat,
right yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Make sure that you write in the twenty thousand dollars
tip on your own or the way's going to do
the text in the seven eight, five nine too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Up next, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, we.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Got an email from a guy named THEO recently who
wanted us to prank his brother. And his brother is
a teacher's assistant for a professor at a big university,
and he told us whatever we can do to work
in the fact that whenever they go home for the holidays,
the two brothers put on conductor's hats and play with
toy trains in their family's basement. Even as adults. He said,
(23:04):
make sure you bring that up, embarrass him whatever you
gotta do. So that was Alexis's job. You'll hear how
she did in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
It's another weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Hello, Hi, is this Robert?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
It sure is Mas, she's calling.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
I don't want to tell you my real name, so
I'll just tell you my first initial.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
It's Becca.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I mean, he didn't hear that SPI. My name is.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
OKAYB.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Well, what is this in regards to you're the TA
in mister's class for American literature?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
That that professor? That's correct?
Speaker 12 (23:47):
Yes, and I know there's a big test tomorrow right well,
I haven't been studying.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I don't know what to tell you. You better hit
the books. It's gonna it's gonna be tough. I've seen
the test.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Oh my god, are you coming on to me?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Why?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
It's okay? I get it a lot of guys like me,
but U, B I.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
I don't even know who you are. You called me? H.
That's very weird.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Look can we just cut the cards here?
Speaker 9 (24:17):
What you know?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Cut the cards, cut the cheese, cut to the race.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I think you're looking for, cut to the chase, but uh, whatever,
why are you calling me?
Speaker 12 (24:27):
My boyfriend's a PI FI and they're having a big
round the World party tonight, so yeah, definitely can't miss that.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Okay, Well, I mean I would say you might want
to rethink your your priority.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That's a no wrong.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
Did you hear me say party tonight? I'm not going
to be studying, so I need to get the test early,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Wink wink?
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Did you just like speak wink at me? Are you
asking me to give you the test? Is that what
you're literally asking me? Right out?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Come on? Robert, one of my sorority sisters says that
you have it.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Yeah, of course I have it. I'm the TA that
that goes with that saying who's telling you this?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
I don't want to say her name, but I'll just
say her first initial. It's Ashley.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Oh. I mean ay, hey, I want to might want
to rethink what's an initial and what's a name? You
keep doing that?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, Yeah, I'll work on that when you work on
giving me this test that.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
I'm asking for.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah, look, I'm not gonna if your plan here is
to get me to help you cheat. That's not going
to happen. Look open your book, chapter six through eleven. Okay,
that's what the test is on.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Okay, look, I didn't want to.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Have to do this, but if you don't give me
the test, I'm going to tell everyone in class that
you play with trains.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I'm I'm sorry, Wait, how do you what are you?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
You're a train player? Chug a chugga to two.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
You know, I don't know how you even know that information.
But what you're doing is not okay, like it. If
you're trying to blackmail me, that's really that's just a
weird attempt at blackmail.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
So you're saying you're not gonna.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
To choose me for the test, No, I'm not going
to to choose to help you do anything that's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
I haven't even brought up the fact that you have
a conductor's hat that you wear too. You want me
to bring up that.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Listen, I'm gonna look at the list and tell professor
that Becca with a B. No, Beca was trying to
cheat on the test.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, you're supposed to pretend you didn't hear that.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Whatever, you're doing here. It's not working.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
What I'm doing is a prank phone call. Oh my god,
is that a crime?
Speaker 9 (26:39):
What?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, it's a prank.
Speaker 12 (26:42):
My real name is Alexis and I work on a
radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
What.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Your little brother THEO set you up for a phone top.
He said, when you come home for the holidays, he
loves playing trains with you.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
We were playing trains and we were kid. I was like,
what a weird specific thing. I was like, happening, Wow,
well done, thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
But if I'm being for real, you kind of sound
like a lambta.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh yeah, I know, I'm real. Boring again, I'm at
the end of the plays of trains on Burbo.
Speaker 12 (27:16):
Yeah, so I guess I'm not going to see you
with the pie Fi around the World party tonight.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
You never know.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
I mean, you know, hey, maybe I could bring my
trains over there.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
And the test. Don't forget that.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Oh yeah, well absolutely, I'll get a tattooed on my face.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Finally we're on the same page.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Wake Up Every morning was fill taps weekday mornings on
the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You guys, ever feel like if there's one person in
the world who you truly connect with and you just
think man, timing's off, but they could have really been
my soulmate. Is it ever too late to finally tell
someone how you feel?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, it is never really I had a real question.
I mean, there's a lot of variables here, but.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You think it's okay?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Her love bro it's always okay.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, jose get ready because we're gonna call Brooks
mom here so you can.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't know that they're still married.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, okay, Well it's gonna be more awkward than I
thought that.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm getting the popcorn. So Brooke be quiet because you're
about to get a new stepdaddy, ladies vitamins.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Be a good friend, brook I need your support here.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I really like her.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, Stepdaddy, Oh this is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, don't talk back to me, all right. And while
we're doing that, one of our listeners wants to call
a girl that he's had a secret crush on for
the last three years.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Yeah, more than.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Call your mom is quite popular around here, So we're
gonna find out and he's going to tell her exactly
how he feels, and we do a brand new awkward
Tuesday phone call to another girl. Mom, Well, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I just got a text from my mom.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
She is Okay, we're gonna do it next.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
It's awkward.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
It's awkward Tuesday phone.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
How far are you willing to go to make love happen?
You're willing to go five feet, ten feet.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's just when you emphasize make love instead of make
love happen. Came off like my mind was some Okay,
now we're back to make club happened.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I would go up thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Would you go across the pond?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Make absolutely?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Some of our listeners have met people over in Europe
and they say, I'm gonna fly over there and I'm
gonna spend my whole life savings and meet him, and
then they end up on the Loser line a couple
days later.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
You know, yeah, Hard.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Wasn't really big Ben.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But one of our listeners, Carter, is willing to put
everything at stake and can even ask a bunch of
dumb radio people for help just to make love happen
for him.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
I love love.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Let's do this this is probably the worst decision of
your life. And welcome to the show man.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
Hey, let's okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Okay, vote to confidence right from the beginning. Yeah, dude,
I'm so excited to hear about this.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Will tell us about the situation that you're in and
why you're reaching out to us.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
I guess I feel really guilty honestly. Uh oh oh
even yeah, even doing this. But it's like it's something
that's eaten, eating away at me. And I hope you
guys can help.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Love shouldn't make you feel those things, guilt, shame, like
they're starting in a dark place.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Yeah, it gets better. Okay, So you have any of
you ever had like a crush on your friend's uh
significant other.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Was attracted to me, but I never ever had I
don't know about friends. If you say co workers, you
might have a weird answer from Brook. Okay, that's a
messy situation though.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Yeah, I mean I have a friend Eric. You know,
we're not like best friends. You know, we don't really
mean to hang out one on one. We've known each
other for a long time. We daft last week if
that means anything. Yeah, you know you have like we
have a handshake handshake.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, okay, close enough to dap, but not any closer.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, I'm like, you're a smokers. Like, that's where we
going to alight, all right. So he's like, he's like
a buddy who hangs out in the group of your friends.
Speaker 11 (31:23):
Yeah, he's one of the Yeah, he's one of the groups.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
His girlfriend Maya, I'm in I'm head over heels for her.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Whoa, that's a big statement.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Ye.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
How do you know her just through him?
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Well, it's the crazy part is we all met Like
I met her at the same party the same time
three years ago, and he beat me to the punch basically.
Then it was just like, oh my god, So then
I have to this see her whenever the friends get
together and stuff and brutal.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Well, that makes it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
That makes it sound better. It's still not a good thing.
It makes sound like, yeah, I've known him for years
and now.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I'm forming a crush.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
You all meant at the same time, same party, and
he just kind of pep.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Say to it.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
So for three years, I mean, you met this woman
and now you've gotten to know her, and your feelings
I'm guessing have only deepened.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is that what you're saying, way way deepened.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
Yeah, like I am smitten.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh man, those are strong words.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
And here we are a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Guess what they got engaged?
Speaker 11 (32:23):
No, they broke up?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh way better? Yeah, way gotter.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I know.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
I know it's great news, but it's also terrifying news
because this is why I'm calling you, guys.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
I mean, it's I'm going to try to do something,
but I wanted to know what you guys think about.
What I was thinking I should do is talk to
Maya first and just see if there's interest, because maybe
we don't even have to get Eric involved. I'm kind
of yeah. I don't like confrontation, and you know, I'm
not great talking to females or males.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Do you I mean, do you know was it a
messy breakup or was it just like, hey, we tried
this for three years, it's just not going to work.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
I don't know much about it. Okay, I know that happened.
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Actually does that make a difference.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I do think so, because if like Eric cheated on
her or like did something terrible like that to end
the relationship, then I don't think Eric gets a say anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's that's my opinion. It's like you screwed that up,
bad man.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think it's kind of strange that you haven't asked
your buddy about it first. That seems like as a friend,
you asked your You always ask your friend first. Hey,
do you mind if I move in on your ex?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I get why you want to avoid doing that.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I do think he has a good point to call
her first before he even brings it up with Eric,
because it's like getting a new job, right, you don't
necessarily need to tell your old job until you know
for sure the new job wants.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Right, Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's exactly what
my thoughts were. That like, if there's no reason to
get Eric involved, if this isn't gonna happen, then that'd
be good to know.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, you have obviously known Maya for at least three years. Now,
what's the vibe between you two? Has there ever been
any connection there or have you it has been really
disc Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
That's the thing that's crazy is that there's been so
many group settings where we've ended up just in a
corner talking to each other.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
If anything more than that I hope not.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
No, no, no, no, We've never done anything. But I
tell you, like, Eric will be off doing a cake
stand or something and we're off talking together. So it's
like it seems like there's some flirtation.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Do you two dap romanticap?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Long?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Probably? OK, So we're going to call her.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So now we're calling Maya.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yep, I guess so, and then next week we call Eric.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, yeah, I guess. First we have to hear what
Maya has to say. That's true, We're going to play
a song.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
We'll come back.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We'll give you a little bit of advice on what
to do and actually probably what not to doably, but
we'll come back and we'll let you do rocker. Tuesday
phone call right after this, all right, awesome, all right,
hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Navigating this situation is going to be a little bit
challenging because not only are there land mines everywhere, okay,
but there are friendships at stake here, Like if you
say the wrong thing, if you focus on the X
for too long, or you seem super thirsty, like I've
watched and waited for you for the past three years.
(35:26):
Now that you're available, I'd like to smell your hair.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Oh, this time when you're awake.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's the vibe that he would say.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
It like that.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, we probably asked, have you been smelling her hair? Carter,
I mean when she's sleeping.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
You want me to answer that honestly?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay, Now, look, man, I don't want it to come
across like we're painting you as a stalker or a
weird alway, he's a normal guy, just a regular guy
who's harbored a secret crush for his friend's girlfriend for
three years. And with that said, let's get some from
somebody who's been there. Brooke, there's ten people in her hometown.
There had to be some crossover at broken. Well, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
What do you do, bro I don't disagree.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
So here's the thing I think, because especially because you
don't know how her relationship ended with your buddy, I
think you just don't mention him at all, Like you
say that, hey, you heard through the grape vine that
she's single.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Pretend he's dead. No, no, okay, pretend the friendship never existed.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Just pretend like you don't know anything about her past
relationship because you really don't.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
All right, don't bring up Eric, Jose.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (36:39):
Well, I just think in general, moving out of the
friend zone into like a romantic sense with somebody is
very difficult.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
So you need to make her laugh in a flirty way.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I mean, if you guys have a history together, you
can look back on a moment.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
That you shared inside Joe.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, and that'll bring some familiarity, make it a little
bit less awkward. Let's give it a shot. Feel ready, Carter?
Speaker 8 (37:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Ready?
Speaker 7 (37:02):
As ever, dude.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Can happen is that you're right back to where you started,
where she doesn't like you technically.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Worst thing is that it gets over to your friend Eric,
and then.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Don't think that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Remember we're pretending Eric is dead. Now we're gonna dial
the number. Good luck, we'll be here, ready to jump
in you you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Hello, Hey, Maya, Hey, it's Carter.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (37:38):
Hi, how are you doing?
Speaker 11 (37:41):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yeah? How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm good?
Speaker 11 (37:48):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I don't know? Hey?
Speaker 11 (37:52):
You remember it was a long time ago. You remember
that party, that party we all went to. I think
it was about three years ago, remember by the plants.
We talked for a while.
Speaker 13 (38:05):
What party was first?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (38:07):
It was it was uh it was one of the
at the girl at the girl's house.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
What was the name?
Speaker 11 (38:14):
Uh? And Emily Natalie Katie Katie. Uh, there was something
like really bad. It is a basic name.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
You know.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
What I'm talking about is so three years ago. I
don't I don't know as party, yeah whatever, that it
was too, I mean it was it was. I was
just I was just thinking about you a lot after
that party, you know, because I remember that that night
you were wearing that dress and there you look great.
You look so great that night. And I don't know,
(38:46):
you know, I don't know if I ever told you
that I was Nika. I didn't. I didn't tell you that.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I can tell you that, thank you.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Anyway. I mean, yeah, so you know, I I guess
I heard about I heard about you and Eric.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Sorry that.
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, things.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Yeah, I just I mean just means it just means
you're single.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
Now, right, Yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah, I guess so cool cool? I mean, I mean
it's not cool too. There have mean some cool stuff
and some not cool stuff about it. Yeah, this might
sound sort of I don't know, uh, like quick, maybe
it's not Maybe it's not that, but maybe out of
the blue or something.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:29):
I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to. I'm trying
to gauge, like, okay, so how much I don't know
how much is there? Maybe there's some interest. Maybe it's
not interest, but like, is there interest going on?
Speaker 7 (39:40):
You know here?
Speaker 13 (39:43):
Oh you want you want to gauge my interest in you?
Speaker 11 (39:48):
I don't know. Like I'm just feeling things out with
my antennas.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
You know, hold on, hold on, hold on hard. I
need you to, like take a breath. Uh are you
asking me out right now? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I don't know. That's a good question, am I.
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Does Eric know that you're doing this?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
No?
Speaker 13 (40:12):
You know, like he and I dated for like three years,
And aren't you guys like good friends or something? Isn't
there like a or something?
Speaker 11 (40:20):
No, I wouldn't say we're good friends. I mean, I
you know, I I kind of hate him too, like
you probably hate him now too. I mean we kind
of hate him, you know.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Okay, Well I don't hate him, Yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
Mean either, I think exactly the same way you do
about him. I mean probably like you know, like medium,
like like not super hate, but like it's like I
don't know because it goes up and down.
Speaker 13 (40:42):
Sometimes I'm like, hold on, are you single right now?
Speaker 11 (40:49):
I mean I I mean I could get single pretty quickly. Hello, Hello, Hi,
you're on.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
We're rescuing you from that.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Carter.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's more on the radio than you are.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
What is going on?
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I don't understand what's happening like at all.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, he did not do a very good job of
explaining it, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
We're helping out, Carter. He wanted to have a little
bit of a strange conversation with you.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
He's had a crush on you and wanted to ask
you out. But what is this, Carter?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Your but not not a huge crush. It doesn't matter,
very healthy crush, Carter.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Are you single or not? You didn't tell us that piece?
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Uh, Yeah, I mean I can be up. I'm close.
We're like sort of seeing each other.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, maya have you met his maybe? Maybe not girlfriend?
Speaker 11 (41:49):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (41:50):
I know, like, you know, he's been like using the
apps and stuff, and like he's brought a couple of girls,
but like I haven't really like hung out with a
group in a couple of weeks, you know, like the
Eric I broke up.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
It doesn't sound that serious to me. Okay, let's not
worried about the other people, about Eric and about you know,
Rando Carter girl, Let's focus on the two of you.
Are you surprised to hear some of these things that
are coming out from Carter right now?
Speaker 13 (42:16):
I mean like a little bit because someone else in
their friend group literally was doing the same thing to
me yesterday. Uh, I mean it was Rick, but like,
come on, what a loser.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Is like the worst friend group ever?
Speaker 11 (42:39):
The best I can't believe Rick would do that. Rick
jumped in and block me.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Wait, hold on, you doesn't know you're you know, shooting
your shop?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Did you say no to Rick?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Then?
Speaker 9 (42:50):
Maya?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 13 (42:52):
Yeah, Like it all just seems like really fast and
really weird. And like now that now that Carter's doing this,
like like is this like a joke?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (43:00):
Like, is this no joke?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
And actually we talked to Carter a little bit about
this before we called you, and it seems like there's
a lot of genuine feelings there.
Speaker 11 (43:11):
Yeah, a lot more than Ricky.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I mean, Carter, you didn't do a very good job
of explaining your feelings to her.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I was nervous, Okay, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
You.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Is there anything you want to tell her?
Speaker 9 (43:25):
Now?
Speaker 11 (43:26):
So at that party when we met three years ago,
Eric and you met, but I also met you that
day and ever since then, every time I see you,
I want to hang hang out with you and be
with you. And I just got so excited that this
might be my opportunity. And I'm scared that I screwed
it up. But maybe we can go on one date
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and see if I can't put this back together.
Speaker 13 (43:51):
It was really sweet.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Start.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It isn't a good start.
Speaker 13 (43:59):
I think I feel very confused and caught off guard,
and like I've only been single for three weeks, and
like I think maybe I need, like I need like
more time away from this group.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That Yeah, yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
You know, she's not saying no forever. She's just saying
give her some space for right now. I mean, how
does that feel to you, Carter?
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Well, it kind of pisses me off about the Rick thing.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
But she's not going for him at least Rick was
fully single when.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
He asked, true, I don't want to bring it up,
and I would challenge Rick to a gentleman's duel if I.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Done.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Then after this airs, I don't know how much is
going to be left. But it sounds like Carter, she
needs a little bit more time to just let things
marinate and think things over. Are you willing to wait?
Give her like a thirty day grace period before you
ask again?
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (44:48):
Yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Just keep her away from the rest of your friends.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (44:53):
What kind of friend is Rick to Eric asking her
out like immediately? I waited at least the day.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Carter, you are a true gentleman.
Speaker 9 (45:03):
Go back to brother, girlfriend, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Brook is in the midst of an epic losing streak,
the likes of which Radio has not seen in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Wow, Okay, that seemed like an exaggeration.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Is it because you have lost the last two in
a row.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I haven't been playing this game for twenty years, certain.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Of the last five games, and it's not going to
get any easier when you take on Mark from Lynnwood
who has already beaten you once before.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Welcome to the show, Mark, You're not welcome at all.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Mark.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
This is not how we should be talking to our listener.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
It's a hard day, Jeffrey, A hard day, you know what.
Sometimes you just have to be true to your feelings.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Mark, are you having a hard day?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
No, I'm just working, just a typical work.
Speaker 7 (46:02):
He loves his job.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Brook not so much right now.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Mark says his key to victory last time was that
he has a lot of useless facts because of good memory,
thanks to eating dark berries.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Oh you a blueberry guy, Mark, seems.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Mark likes dark berries, whereas Brook prefers the lighter skin berries.
She's a little bit of more of a berry racist.
Some would say, I would never say that.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I really eat blueberries almost every day.
Speaker 9 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Those white cherries, yes, and it isn't even a thing
white cherries, raspberries.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Think you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I don't know, Mark, you're wishing me right, Yes, sure, sure,
all right, Brook's gonna leave the studio going white berries. Yeah, sure,
Well that happens, Mark, you know the game works. He
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when you could say pass, but you
have to beat brook outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
School for it for two and zh Let's do this.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
On this day.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
In nineteen thirty one, the US national an them was
officially adopted. What's the official name of that song, Star
Sangle Banner? What is the branch of mathematics that deals
with the size and shape of objects? How many pounds
of milk go into making one pound of cheese? What
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college's mascot is known as the Fighting Irish turn Dame?
The company Shwin makes what bicycles? Well done? March, I'm
gonna let out a big side there, felt the pressure
for a second.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Now, I'm tired of asking all our contestants to share
facts about themselves, getting to know their jobs, and their
interests and their hobbies.
Speaker 7 (47:44):
I'd like the.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Contestants to start asking stuff about me, to get.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
To know me.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Are you gonna make it about you?
Speaker 8 (47:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I mean I never get to share about stuff myself. Mark,
what do you want to know about me? Ask me
anything about myself? Between the ages of eighteen and twenty one,
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
It's very specific over crazy times. So you probably did
like me.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
So what did you do that was, Mark?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
That's very inappropriate? None of your business, None of your business?
How dare you ask me that?
Speaker 8 (48:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Wow, I didn't expect such a rude contestants today.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Are odd one?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
Today?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm on something Brooks. Your turn?
Speaker 5 (48:20):
You're ready?
Speaker 9 (48:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen thirty one,
the US national anthem was officially adopted. What's the official
name of that song, the Star Spangled Banner? What is
the branch of mathematics that deals with the size and
the shape of objects?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Theeometry?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
How many pounds of milk go into making one pound
of cheese? H?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Two?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
What collegees mascot is known as the Fighting Irish?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Notre Dame?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
The company Shwin makes what bikes? Saturday gets its name from?
Which planet?
Speaker 13 (48:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Saturn?
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Got our answers? And we're gonna go to the storeboard
and see how you both did? Did Brooke end the
streak with Jose?
Speaker 7 (48:59):
Anyone want to go to strip club and look at
some cat emojus with me? Mark?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
You got three correct today?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Pretty solid?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (49:08):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Are you disappointment?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I am?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I felt pretty confident. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 11 (49:15):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah you did that.
Speaker 7 (49:16):
I need get the last question.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Hey, I get the final say by the way, doorkeeper.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, anyway, you guys, She wins with five.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Sorry about that, Mark, I'm back you guys.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
I have.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Pop a mouthful of dark berries. Well, we get over
the answers here in this day. In nineteen thirty one,
the US national anthem officially adopted that's the star spangled banner.
Branch of mathematics that deals with size and shape of
objects is geometry. There are ten pounds of milk that
go into making just one pound of cheese.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Sorry for working those cows so hard.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
I am really sorry the first time you said that.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
The college mascot that has the fighting irish that's for
Notre Dame. Schwinn makes bicycles, and Saturday gets its name
from the planet Saturn.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I'm sorry couldn't get the victory there. But just for
being on with us, we're gonna throw you some Brook
and Jeffrey swag Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
No, he's just happy.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
I needed it.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Today.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
It's a good day for Brook when she makes a
man cry. So thank you for that. Mark.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, lie, told Mark we'll be back to the wind.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Brooks books the same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (50:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
I'm Jose's father. Thank you for listening to my son.
We talk about a lot of cool inventions that have
happened on the show or things that are gonna happen
sometime in the future, but we haven't talked about this.
Your house is going to be built one hundred percent
by robots who which it sounds kind of out there,
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but as more office buildings and industrial sites go up
around the country, they now have robots that can lay bricks,
put up drywall, operate heavy machinery, and can't call beautiful
women that walk by the constructions.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, good thing, my dad's retired.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Else to be out of a job, not the cat
colleague part, but the construction part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They even have drones that digitally create the buildings before
they're built, and like room but like devices that can
outline where every beam should go on a floor.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wow, they're like three D printing homes now pretty much.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, no, they are.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's wild and it's all because building costs have been
rising so much and hundreds and thousands of construction jobs
remain unfilled, so they're just creating robots to do it all.
Oh my god, this is already happening, Like you may
not see it, but it's already going on right now.
And the positives are the job actually gets done quicker
without human error and fatigue.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, it says, except for you can't probably make any
changes robots would have to change.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Everything could still be faster even with the changes. There's
also less injuries and less danger to people if you
don't have humans on the site.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but there's a lot of jobs lost, isn't there.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, no one's filling them.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
All.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
These jobs are.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Open blaming people, lazy people. Okay, see you.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With your uncalloused hands over there, blaming people.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm not signing enough to do that job. Absolutely not, microphone.
It makes me wonder though, on these job sites, what
radio show are the construction robots going to be listening to.
We need to adjust to the times, to our new
audience and appeal to our robotic listeners. Alexis, can you
give us some beat boops for the room.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Buss shop Boom boom?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I know, why do you have to turn them off
like that?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Of course we beat boom and get ourselves canceled. Thank you, Alexis.
Let's just move on to the shot collar question of
the day. The shock collar is never going to lose
its job. Digital give us something to shock each other to.
What's a good question a digital worker?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Beat boom. If you've ever attended an office work party
for this radio station, then you know they are one
hundred percent alcohol free. Is that because management is purposely
trying to punish us in the hopes we all quit? Maybe?
(03:01):
Or it could be because they've learned that having a
group of depraved radio misfits access to any booze is
an hr nightmare waiting to happen.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
For that same reason, there's certain party games you might
play at home with friends that just wouldn't work in
a work setting, which is why a new survey asked
one thousand office employees to name a party game that
would be inappropriate for a work event. I have the
top five answers in front of me for another edition
of Unglued Family Feud. We'll start with the man who's
(03:33):
currently unbeaten at the radio party game of swallow the microphone.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Six microphones.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Name a party game that would be inappropriate to play
at an office party?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I remember last last office holiday party. Brooks suggested
this one. Show me yours, I'll show you mine.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yeah, side.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Is it on again?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
They took a turn.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's a dark night.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That night usually left?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Or what about if you busted out a Wija board,
a Oiji board one of the office parties, like, oh,
powerful Oiji board. Who's getting laid off next?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I feel like a.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Wiji board might be a weird one to have it
an office party.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Show me wija board. It's not in the top five
jet incorrect? Whole top five is still there?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Say that very strange?
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Oiji Oija. Let's go over to Alexis whole boards avail
before you.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I can't tell if it will be games people actually play,
like games that are in movies. You know that, like
aren't like like spin the bottle? Nobody actually plays that.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Down though they played that the last party.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
We played one on one every day?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Is it because back in your hometown it wasn't a bottle,
it was a meth pipe.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What games do you play like at a party?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I mean like beer pong and everything? But why would
that not be okay at work?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Because I don't think chugging alcohol is smiled upon at
a work event.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Anything anything that encourages you to drink more faster. It's
probably not.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Beer pong, d beer pong.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
It's number five on the alexis is safe. Let's go
over to Jose.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You guys are playing cards against humanity. It's always fun.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
But her answer makes me think of, like, what's really
And I'm not just like, oh, you swore a thought
musical chairs because maybe you sit on someone's lap by
accident and that's an HR violation when you're fighting for
the chair. But then it got me to when she
just said, it's been the bottle. I either want to
pick that or you guys remember seven minutes in heaven?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
See those are two.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Did you just.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Go into the closet and pray?
Speaker 10 (06:14):
But I think I'm gonna go with what alexis kind
of grased over. I'm gonna go with it's been the bottle.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Spin the bottles. Number one on the ale is accidentally
mentioned we got number one, and we have number five.
Alexa and Jose are safe. Brook name a party game
that would be inappropriate to play an office party.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
This one can be really innocent and it also could
not be.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And that's Twister was one of my first games.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Just because I'm thinking about like inappropriate touching right, it
would be really awkward to play twister.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
With your managers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Another one that came to mind is strip poker, but
I don't know if that's common.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Slap shot, slap shot where you take a shot and
then slap the other person, hockey will we played that
of the other Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Too, say quarters cup or something flip. But I'm gonna
go with twister.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Brooks says, Twisters. That's number three.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Of course Jeff doesn't know the line between inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It makes sense.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Let's go over the top five party games that would
be inappropriate to play at your work office party. Number
one was spin the bottle Jose got. Number two was
said in the room, strip poker, number three Brooke got
with twister. Number four is truth or Dare, and number
five alexis gott, which was beer pong, which is not
appropriate for work.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So I'm going to be getting shot because I didn't
get one right. Somebody wanted to hear shots by LMFA.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
When I walk up in the.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Club, all all me, all drink.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We like Rocky, we love Patrol.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
We can't buddy rock everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Let's go shut shot shot, shot, shot, shot, I wish.
That's a shot collar question of the.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
In the wild West, there was only one way to
prove you were better than someone, and that was to
challenge them to a duel. Yeah, only one leave standing.
And in radio we still operate under the laws of
the wild West.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Wait, are you challenging me?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I'm not challenging you. I would never dare. I'm
just saying we we still operate under wild West rules.
Never drink anything weaker than whiskey. No peeing in the
studio spatoon, Yes, we have one. And if you've got
a problem with the music, take it up with the sheriff.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Sheriff Fox.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
In charge.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
She literally sapsuckers like you for lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
And if you dare challenge her to a match of
quick draw trivia, yep, then God help you. The stand
up goes down at high noon or a little earlier
than that, because we're a morning show, so cool to
say it.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Coming up right now. Got George from Tacoma on the line,
who's a return player. He is one and one against
you all time, which means he has actually log a win. George,
what advice do you give to any other listeners out
there who've always wanted to beat Brook?
Speaker 11 (09:44):
Just do your best to store a bunch of useless
information in your brain.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Brook. He thinks you have a bunch of useless information
out there.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I definitely agree with him.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh absolutely, I have like very small knowledge about a
lot of different things that really does nothing except.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
For helps me with this game. Yeah right, all right,
passed down by my dad.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I think, yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, maybe put some more in there when we send
you out the studio. George, you know how the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (10:18):
Lets get it on, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Going for two and one? Your time starts now. The
first prospectors of the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco
on this day in what year of the eighteen hundreds
forty nine? What weighs more on official baseball or an
official softball baseball? In which decade was the NERF football
created seventies? What's the first month of the year to
(10:44):
have exactly thirty days in it march electric eels are
native to which consonant?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Passing on that last one. Good strategy there, George. We're
bringing Brook back into the studio. And it looks like
on my screen or here that you have some travel
plans coming up. Where you going?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I'm going to the Philippines? Wow?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Have you been before?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
I was in the military, very.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
In a different life.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
I did go, but it wasn't wasn't on vacation.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, right, like by choice, the most relaxing in a
double shoot me back.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Some pansit.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
So that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
How much local food can you smuggle inside?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You can't put it inside any orifice of your body though,
to bring it to us, I need it clean.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
None for Brook, just me, and I'll hate it straight
out of you.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
I hate you ready?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Sorry, Brook, Your time starts now. The first prospectors of
the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco on this day
in what year of the eighteen.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hundreds eighteen fifty?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
What weighs more an official baseball or an official soft
the ball baseball in which decade was the NERF football
created eighties? What's the first month of the year to
have exactly thirty days in it March.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Nope, nope, April.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Electric eels are native to which continent?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm gonna go. Electric eels are in South America.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh, got our answers in time to head over to
the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Everybody be on the.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Floor, bobs Burgers, George, you got too correct today.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It was a good game.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I did a lot of guessing yet, bro.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Kind of struggled, especially with her last question, and also too.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
East out of time.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Man got an equal amount of useless information in both
of your brains, So it's one one in one overall.
Now let's go over the answers for everybody. First, Prospectors
of the Gold Rush arrived in San Francisco on this
day in eighteen forty nine. Good work, George for guessing that.
That's why they're called the San Francisco forty nine ers
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the football team.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Boo.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, it's a good year because the San Francisco fifty
years doesn't have the same to it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What weighs more official baseball or softball? A softball weighs more.
They weigh anywhere from almost seven ounces. Baseballs are five
point twenty five ounces. Nerve footballs were first created in
the seventies. In nineteen seventy two, the first month of
the year to have exactly thirty days is April, and
electric eels are native to the continent of South America.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I was storkly once and the guy was like, hey,
don't get buy one of those, And I'm like why
and he's like, oh no, He's like, tried and bite
my finger off.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
It's an electric eel.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Scary, scary.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Good guess well, George, I'm really sorry we couldn't get
the victory there, but just for being on with us,
you do get some free brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Thank you, Yeah, I'll get to next brook.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Al, thanks for playing, George, come back again soon.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Frouk and Jeffrey. In the morning, we get a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Of positive texts is having a five nine to two
every day from listeners telling us that they really enjoyed
a segment or saying that the show has helped them
through a hard time in.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Their life, and honestly, they mean the world to us.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It really makes our morning. But occasionally we will get
a mean message from someone who's just trying to be nasty,
which I guess being a public figure you kind of
just learn to expect. And how do we handle those
rude texters? Most people would say, just ignore them, you know,
(14:38):
don't let it get you down. Well, we can't do that.
And what we do is we back search their phone numbers,
figure out their names. That's right, we can see you
look them up online, find their social media and leave
comments on their photos saying things like, hey, nice hair
when their hair doesn't even look that good. Yeah, don'll
(15:03):
never know when they're having a good hair day for real.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh man, don't you even say cute outfits?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'll go there if you think that's sadistic. We have
a server on the phone today who has an extreme
way of handling rude patrons at his restaurant. He says
he's only done this a couple times to the absolute
worst of the worst, and he doesn't mess with their
food or anything like that. It's more diabolical, possibly slightly illegal.
(15:31):
You're gonna hear what it is and never be rude
to a waiter ever again. After a brand new mass
speaker right after.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
This, you hear me confession, I can't take back o arms.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Mouse speak got a text into seven eight five nine
two that says, every day when I cook food, I
pretend I'm on a cooking show.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I explain all the steps out loud, crack, occasional jokes.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I even have my catchphrase, Hey, hey, hey, flombey away, Hey,
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
To see you on the Food Network.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm just picturing their significant other though, in the other room, like, yeah,
Damien's doing his weird cooking.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
It's literally cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But you know, if you have a secret cooking show
you're ashamed to show the world, you can always crack
open the pantry right here on the mass speaker, and
one of our listeners wants to serve up a confession
for us, and they've chosen the fake name Matthew. So, Matthew,
welcome to the show man.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
We're good. I think the real question is how's it
going for you? Matthew.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It's pretty cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Even with a voice changer, you are chill.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, sounds like a smooth talker. Yeah, Matthew, the voice
change is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready
to go, ahead, tell us your confession.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Okay, I've been a wait for about eight.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Years you've been a waiter, you say, yes.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, they call themselves servers nowadays, but well it's.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Eight years, I mean starting.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Do you like your job?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I like my job, But sometimes you get a lot
of rude and condescending customers.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, family have to go out and eat something, just
like people with money to spend like that can also
be pretty entitled.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Brooks, like our table's ready when you carry me.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
To That is annoying, I'm sure, man.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, you know, some real rude people are very condescending.
Like you said, it gets real bad, and you know
sometimes people go about getting a revenge on them and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You mean people that you work with.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, you know as a way that there's only so
much you can do now, tampering with someone's food and
anything like that, Like I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, good to hear.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And that's just and it's bad karma. Yeah, you don't
want to lower yourself to their love or below.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Come on exactly, And I think it's that's so elementary.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh so you're above it. You have a more maniacal player.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
This is you know, this isn't a diner, bro.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I mean, well, I have. I have gotten my you know,
revenge in other ways.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Okay, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It sounds like this is a confession.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
All right.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Well I've only done this a few times, right, only
the customers that were really, really mean to me. That's
the only times I really done this. Okay. But when
the check comes, you know the area with gratuity, the tip, Yeah,
I just put like a ridiculous amount in that box,
like twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
No so legal.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Wait a minute, yeah, no one's going to notice that
on their credit cards.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Some credit cards don't even have that kind of limit.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, you're the richest server.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
World or make six figures a day?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Are you teasing?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
There's no way.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
No one's gonna not notice, what I mean, even if
you're Jeff Bezos, you're gonna notice twenty grand.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Just the thing though, I don't get the money at all,
But it just becomes a huge inconvenience for the customer.
What do you mean They got to deal with issues
with their bank. Sometimes the cards get locked.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
For a few.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Oh my god, that's brilliant, because your bank's not gonna
let that.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Slide, say, the transaction doesn't actually go through.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, so they a couple of seconds, a couple of
minutes of giving me a headache turns into a day
or two of them having a headache.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Oh really, so the bank will be like, look, there's fraud.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Could you imagine getting that call from like the Olive Garden, like, sir,
did you spend twenty thousand dollars on posta?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But aren't you gonna get caught? They know who their
waiter is. I mean, you're the only other one that
handles the check.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Nah.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
But it's not like a big thing to war they're
gonna do like a huge investigation anything like that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I guess I could see that, Like it'd be one
thing if you were actually getting twenty grand and really
skimming money from these people. But since you're not really
getting that tip, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Like, you know, oh I put it in wrang forging
to twenty thousand dollars tip seems like a big enough
thing for me to claim it on them.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
That they accidentally put too many zeros.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That sloppy, right, So I love that Alexis has an
excuse for you.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
They usually see it as like a simple mistake.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wow, you make their lives miserable for just a few days,
they do end up getting the meal for free because
the bank probably has to like avoid the exaction point.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, just the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, have you ever almost like you've never been caught
doing this ever.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Wow, that's crazy that you said that, because the very
last time I was going to do it and this
guy was a total like I don't know if I can.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Say duche on the radio, Yeah, sure, say that was
That was almost the title of our show.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
The Morning Run.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
He was real, real rude and super super entitled.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Okay, so you wrote the tip in for twenty grand,
like you do.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I was planning on it and I was about to
do it. He kind of like got up to leave
or whatever, and like when he adjusted his jacket I've
seen his belt and on his belt it was a
police bag.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh you got to be careful who you're messing with
and what kind of resources they have behind them watch investigation.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yeah, so you didn't do it. I just took his badge.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah. Man, I gotta say, when I thought of servers
getting revenge, I never would have come up with something
like that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
For the record, this is a quick message. You know,
all the listeners out there. A lot of people are
listening right now. Trust me when I tell you you
really want to treat your waiters and waitresses, servers, whatever
you decide to call us. You really want to treat
us fairly and treat us like human beings, you know. Yeah,
oh yeah, because the revenge is always on the line
(22:17):
like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yes, it's a good, good message and also a threat,
right yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Make sure that you write in the twenty thousand dollars
tip on your own or the way's going to do
the text in the seven eight, five nine too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Up next, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, we.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Got an email from a guy named THEO recently who
wanted us to prank his brother. And his brother is
a teacher's assistant for a professor at a big university,
and he told us whatever we can do to work
in the fact that whenever they go home for the holidays,
the two brothers put on conductor's hats and play with
toy trains in their family's basement. Even as adults. He said,
(23:04):
make sure you bring that up, embarrass him whatever you
gotta do. So that was Alexis's job. You'll hear how
she did in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
It's another weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Hello, Hi, is this Robert?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
It sure is Mas, she's calling.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
I don't want to tell you my real name, so
I'll just tell you my first initial.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
It's Becca.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I mean, he didn't hear that SPI. My name is.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
OKAYB.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Well, what is this in regards to you're the TA
in mister's class for American literature?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
That that professor? That's correct?
Speaker 12 (23:47):
Yes, and I know there's a big test tomorrow right well,
I haven't been studying.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I don't know what to tell you. You better hit
the books. It's gonna it's gonna be tough. I've seen
the test.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Oh my god, are you coming on to me?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Why?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
It's okay? I get it a lot of guys like me,
but U, B I.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
I don't even know who you are. You called me? H.
That's very weird.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Look can we just cut the cards here?
Speaker 9 (24:17):
What you know?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Cut the cards, cut the cheese, cut to the race.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I think you're looking for, cut to the chase, but uh, whatever,
why are you calling me?
Speaker 12 (24:27):
My boyfriend's a PI FI and they're having a big
round the World party tonight, so yeah, definitely can't miss that.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Okay, Well, I mean I would say you might want
to rethink your your priority.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That's a no wrong.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
Did you hear me say party tonight? I'm not going
to be studying, so I need to get the test early,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Wink wink?
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Did you just like speak wink at me? Are you
asking me to give you the test? Is that what
you're literally asking me? Right out?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Come on? Robert, one of my sorority sisters says that
you have it.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Yeah, of course I have it. I'm the TA that
that goes with that saying who's telling you this?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
I don't want to say her name, but I'll just
say her first initial. It's Ashley.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Oh. I mean ay, hey, I want to might want
to rethink what's an initial and what's a name? You
keep doing that?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, Yeah, I'll work on that when you work on
giving me this test that.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
I'm asking for.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah, look, I'm not gonna if your plan here is
to get me to help you cheat. That's not going
to happen. Look open your book, chapter six through eleven. Okay,
that's what the test is on.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Okay, look, I didn't want to.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Have to do this, but if you don't give me
the test, I'm going to tell everyone in class that
you play with trains.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I'm I'm sorry, Wait, how do you what are you?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
You're a train player? Chug a chugga to two.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
You know, I don't know how you even know that information.
But what you're doing is not okay, like it. If
you're trying to blackmail me, that's really that's just a
weird attempt at blackmail.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
So you're saying you're not gonna.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
To choose me for the test, No, I'm not going
to to choose to help you do anything that's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
I haven't even brought up the fact that you have
a conductor's hat that you wear too. You want me
to bring up that.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Listen, I'm gonna look at the list and tell professor
that Becca with a B. No, Beca was trying to
cheat on the test.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, you're supposed to pretend you didn't hear that.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Whatever, you're doing here. It's not working.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
What I'm doing is a prank phone call. Oh my god,
is that a crime?
Speaker 9 (26:39):
What?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, it's a prank.
Speaker 12 (26:42):
My real name is Alexis and I work on a
radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
What.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Your little brother THEO set you up for a phone top.
He said, when you come home for the holidays, he
loves playing trains with you.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
We were playing trains and we were kid. I was like,
what a weird specific thing. I was like, happening, Wow,
well done, thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
But if I'm being for real, you kind of sound
like a lambta.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh yeah, I know, I'm real. Boring again, I'm at
the end of the plays of trains on Burbo.
Speaker 12 (27:16):
Yeah, so I guess I'm not going to see you
with the pie Fi around the World party tonight.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
You never know.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
I mean, you know, hey, maybe I could bring my
trains over there.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
And the test. Don't forget that.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Oh yeah, well absolutely, I'll get a tattooed on my face.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Finally we're on the same page.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Wake Up Every morning was fill taps weekday mornings on
the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You guys, ever feel like if there's one person in
the world who you truly connect with and you just
think man, timing's off, but they could have really been
my soulmate. Is it ever too late to finally tell
someone how you feel?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, it is never really I had a real question.
I mean, there's a lot of variables here, but.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You think it's okay?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Her love bro it's always okay.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, jose get ready because we're gonna call Brooks
mom here so you can.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't know that they're still married.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, okay, Well it's gonna be more awkward than I
thought that.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm getting the popcorn. So Brooke be quiet because you're
about to get a new stepdaddy, ladies vitamins.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Be a good friend, brook I need your support here.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I really like her.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, Stepdaddy, Oh this is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, don't talk back to me, all right. And while
we're doing that, one of our listeners wants to call
a girl that he's had a secret crush on for
the last three years.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Yeah, more than.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Call your mom is quite popular around here, So we're
gonna find out and he's going to tell her exactly
how he feels, and we do a brand new awkward
Tuesday phone call to another girl. Mom, Well, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I just got a text from my mom.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
She is Okay, we're gonna do it next.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
It's awkward.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
It's awkward Tuesday phone.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
How far are you willing to go to make love happen?
You're willing to go five feet, ten feet.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's just when you emphasize make love instead of make
love happen. Came off like my mind was some Okay,
now we're back to make club happened.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I would go up thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Would you go across the pond?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Make absolutely?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Some of our listeners have met people over in Europe
and they say, I'm gonna fly over there and I'm
gonna spend my whole life savings and meet him, and
then they end up on the Loser line a couple
days later.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
You know, yeah, Hard.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Wasn't really big Ben.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But one of our listeners, Carter, is willing to put
everything at stake and can even ask a bunch of
dumb radio people for help just to make love happen
for him.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
I love love.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Let's do this this is probably the worst decision of
your life. And welcome to the show man.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
Hey, let's okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Okay, vote to confidence right from the beginning. Yeah, dude,
I'm so excited to hear about this.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Will tell us about the situation that you're in and
why you're reaching out to us.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
I guess I feel really guilty honestly. Uh oh oh
even yeah, even doing this. But it's like it's something
that's eaten, eating away at me. And I hope you
guys can help.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Love shouldn't make you feel those things, guilt, shame, like
they're starting in a dark place.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Yeah, it gets better. Okay, So you have any of
you ever had like a crush on your friend's uh
significant other.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Was attracted to me, but I never ever had I
don't know about friends. If you say co workers, you
might have a weird answer from Brook. Okay, that's a
messy situation though.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Yeah, I mean I have a friend Eric. You know,
we're not like best friends. You know, we don't really
mean to hang out one on one. We've known each
other for a long time. We daft last week if
that means anything. Yeah, you know you have like we
have a handshake handshake.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, okay, close enough to dap, but not any closer.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, I'm like, you're a smokers. Like, that's where we
going to alight, all right. So he's like, he's like
a buddy who hangs out in the group of your friends.
Speaker 11 (31:23):
Yeah, he's one of the Yeah, he's one of the groups.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
His girlfriend Maya, I'm in I'm head over heels for her.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Whoa, that's a big statement.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Ye.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
How do you know her just through him?
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Well, it's the crazy part is we all met Like
I met her at the same party the same time
three years ago, and he beat me to the punch basically.
Then it was just like, oh my god, So then
I have to this see her whenever the friends get
together and stuff and brutal.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Well, that makes it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
That makes it sound better. It's still not a good thing.
It makes sound like, yeah, I've known him for years
and now.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I'm forming a crush.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
You all meant at the same time, same party, and
he just kind of pep.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Say to it.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
So for three years, I mean, you met this woman
and now you've gotten to know her, and your feelings
I'm guessing have only deepened.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is that what you're saying, way way deepened.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
Yeah, like I am smitten.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh man, those are strong words.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
And here we are a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Guess what they got engaged?
Speaker 11 (32:23):
No, they broke up?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh way better? Yeah, way gotter.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I know.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
I know it's great news, but it's also terrifying news
because this is why I'm calling you, guys.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
I mean, it's I'm going to try to do something,
but I wanted to know what you guys think about.
What I was thinking I should do is talk to
Maya first and just see if there's interest, because maybe
we don't even have to get Eric involved. I'm kind
of yeah. I don't like confrontation, and you know, I'm
not great talking to females or males.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Do you I mean, do you know was it a
messy breakup or was it just like, hey, we tried
this for three years, it's just not going to work.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
I don't know much about it. Okay, I know that happened.
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Actually does that make a difference.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I do think so, because if like Eric cheated on
her or like did something terrible like that to end
the relationship, then I don't think Eric gets a say anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's that's my opinion. It's like you screwed that up,
bad man.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think it's kind of strange that you haven't asked
your buddy about it first. That seems like as a friend,
you asked your You always ask your friend first. Hey,
do you mind if I move in on your ex?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I get why you want to avoid doing that.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I do think he has a good point to call
her first before he even brings it up with Eric,
because it's like getting a new job, right, you don't
necessarily need to tell your old job until you know
for sure the new job wants.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Right, Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's exactly what
my thoughts were. That like, if there's no reason to
get Eric involved, if this isn't gonna happen, then that'd
be good to know.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, you have obviously known Maya for at least three years. Now,
what's the vibe between you two? Has there ever been
any connection there or have you it has been really
disc Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
That's the thing that's crazy is that there's been so
many group settings where we've ended up just in a
corner talking to each other.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
If anything more than that I hope not.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
No, no, no, no, We've never done anything. But I
tell you, like, Eric will be off doing a cake
stand or something and we're off talking together. So it's
like it seems like there's some flirtation.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Do you two dap romanticap?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Long?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Probably? OK, So we're going to call her.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So now we're calling Maya.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yep, I guess so, and then next week we call Eric.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, yeah, I guess. First we have to hear what
Maya has to say. That's true, We're going to play
a song.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
We'll come back.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We'll give you a little bit of advice on what
to do and actually probably what not to doably, but
we'll come back and we'll let you do rocker. Tuesday
phone call right after this, all right, awesome, all right,
hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Navigating this situation is going to be a little bit
challenging because not only are there land mines everywhere, okay,
but there are friendships at stake here, Like if you
say the wrong thing, if you focus on the X
for too long, or you seem super thirsty, like I've
watched and waited for you for the past three years.
(35:26):
Now that you're available, I'd like to smell your hair.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Oh, this time when you're awake.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's the vibe that he would say.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
It like that.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, we probably asked, have you been smelling her hair? Carter,
I mean when she's sleeping.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
You want me to answer that honestly?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay, Now, look, man, I don't want it to come
across like we're painting you as a stalker or a
weird alway, he's a normal guy, just a regular guy
who's harbored a secret crush for his friend's girlfriend for
three years. And with that said, let's get some from
somebody who's been there. Brooke, there's ten people in her hometown.
There had to be some crossover at broken. Well, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
What do you do, bro I don't disagree.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
So here's the thing I think, because especially because you
don't know how her relationship ended with your buddy, I
think you just don't mention him at all, Like you
say that, hey, you heard through the grape vine that
she's single.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Pretend he's dead. No, no, okay, pretend the friendship never existed.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Just pretend like you don't know anything about her past
relationship because you really don't.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
All right, don't bring up Eric, Jose.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (36:39):
Well, I just think in general, moving out of the
friend zone into like a romantic sense with somebody is
very difficult.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
So you need to make her laugh in a flirty way.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I mean, if you guys have a history together, you
can look back on a moment.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
That you shared inside Joe.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, and that'll bring some familiarity, make it a little
bit less awkward. Let's give it a shot. Feel ready, Carter?
Speaker 8 (37:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Ready?
Speaker 7 (37:02):
As ever, dude.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Can happen is that you're right back to where you started,
where she doesn't like you technically.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Worst thing is that it gets over to your friend Eric,
and then.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Don't think that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Remember we're pretending Eric is dead. Now we're gonna dial
the number. Good luck, we'll be here, ready to jump
in you you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Hello, Hey, Maya, Hey, it's Carter.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (37:38):
Hi, how are you doing?
Speaker 11 (37:41):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yeah? How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm good?
Speaker 11 (37:48):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I don't know? Hey?
Speaker 11 (37:52):
You remember it was a long time ago. You remember
that party, that party we all went to. I think
it was about three years ago, remember by the plants.
We talked for a while.
Speaker 13 (38:05):
What party was first?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (38:07):
It was it was uh it was one of the
at the girl at the girl's house.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
What was the name?
Speaker 11 (38:14):
Uh? And Emily Natalie Katie Katie. Uh, there was something
like really bad. It is a basic name.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
You know.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
What I'm talking about is so three years ago. I
don't I don't know as party, yeah whatever, that it
was too, I mean it was it was. I was
just I was just thinking about you a lot after
that party, you know, because I remember that that night
you were wearing that dress and there you look great.
You look so great that night. And I don't know,
(38:46):
you know, I don't know if I ever told you
that I was Nika. I didn't. I didn't tell you that.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I can tell you that, thank you.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Anyway. I mean, yeah, so you know, I I guess
I heard about I heard about you and Eric.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Sorry that.
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, things.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Yeah, I just I mean just means it just means
you're single.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
Now, right, Yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah, I guess so cool cool? I mean, I mean
it's not cool too. There have mean some cool stuff
and some not cool stuff about it. Yeah, this might
sound sort of I don't know, uh, like quick, maybe
it's not Maybe it's not that, but maybe out of
the blue or something.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:29):
I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to. I'm trying
to gauge, like, okay, so how much I don't know
how much is there? Maybe there's some interest. Maybe it's
not interest, but like, is there interest going on?
Speaker 7 (39:40):
You know here?
Speaker 13 (39:43):
Oh you want you want to gauge my interest in you?
Speaker 11 (39:48):
I don't know. Like I'm just feeling things out with
my antennas.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
You know, hold on, hold on, hold on hard. I
need you to, like take a breath. Uh are you
asking me out right now? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I don't know. That's a good question, am I.
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Does Eric know that you're doing this?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
No?
Speaker 13 (40:12):
You know, like he and I dated for like three years,
And aren't you guys like good friends or something? Isn't
there like a or something?
Speaker 11 (40:20):
No, I wouldn't say we're good friends. I mean, I
you know, I I kind of hate him too, like
you probably hate him now too. I mean we kind
of hate him, you know.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Okay, Well I don't hate him, Yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
Mean either, I think exactly the same way you do
about him. I mean probably like you know, like medium,
like like not super hate, but like it's like I
don't know because it goes up and down.
Speaker 13 (40:42):
Sometimes I'm like, hold on, are you single right now?
Speaker 11 (40:49):
I mean I I mean I could get single pretty quickly. Hello, Hello, Hi,
you're on.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
We're rescuing you from that.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Carter.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's more on the radio than you are.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
What is going on?
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I don't understand what's happening like at all.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, he did not do a very good job of
explaining it, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
We're helping out, Carter. He wanted to have a little
bit of a strange conversation with you.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
He's had a crush on you and wanted to ask
you out. But what is this, Carter?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Your but not not a huge crush. It doesn't matter,
very healthy crush, Carter.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Are you single or not? You didn't tell us that piece?
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Uh, Yeah, I mean I can be up. I'm close.
We're like sort of seeing each other.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, maya have you met his maybe? Maybe not girlfriend?
Speaker 11 (41:49):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (41:50):
I know, like, you know, he's been like using the
apps and stuff, and like he's brought a couple of girls,
but like I haven't really like hung out with a
group in a couple of weeks, you know, like the
Eric I broke up.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
It doesn't sound that serious to me. Okay, let's not
worried about the other people, about Eric and about you know,
Rando Carter girl, Let's focus on the two of you.
Are you surprised to hear some of these things that
are coming out from Carter right now?
Speaker 13 (42:16):
I mean like a little bit because someone else in
their friend group literally was doing the same thing to
me yesterday. Uh, I mean it was Rick, but like,
come on, what a loser.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Is like the worst friend group ever?
Speaker 11 (42:39):
The best I can't believe Rick would do that. Rick
jumped in and block me.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Wait, hold on, you doesn't know you're you know, shooting
your shop?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Did you say no to Rick?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Then?
Speaker 9 (42:50):
Maya?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 13 (42:52):
Yeah, Like it all just seems like really fast and
really weird. And like now that now that Carter's doing this,
like like is this like a joke?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (43:00):
Like, is this no joke?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
And actually we talked to Carter a little bit about
this before we called you, and it seems like there's
a lot of genuine feelings there.
Speaker 11 (43:11):
Yeah, a lot more than Ricky.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I mean, Carter, you didn't do a very good job
of explaining your feelings to her.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I was nervous, Okay, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
You.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Is there anything you want to tell her?
Speaker 9 (43:25):
Now?
Speaker 11 (43:26):
So at that party when we met three years ago,
Eric and you met, but I also met you that
day and ever since then, every time I see you,
I want to hang hang out with you and be
with you. And I just got so excited that this
might be my opportunity. And I'm scared that I screwed
it up. But maybe we can go on one date
(43:47):
and see if I can't put this back together.
Speaker 13 (43:51):
It was really sweet.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Start.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It isn't a good start.
Speaker 13 (43:59):
I think I feel very confused and caught off guard,
and like I've only been single for three weeks, and
like I think maybe I need, like I need like
more time away from this group.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That Yeah, yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
You know, she's not saying no forever. She's just saying
give her some space for right now. I mean, how
does that feel to you, Carter?
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Well, it kind of pisses me off about the Rick thing.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
But she's not going for him at least Rick was
fully single when.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
He asked, true, I don't want to bring it up,
and I would challenge Rick to a gentleman's duel if I.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Done.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Then after this airs, I don't know how much is
going to be left. But it sounds like Carter, she
needs a little bit more time to just let things
marinate and think things over. Are you willing to wait?
Give her like a thirty day grace period before you
ask again?
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (44:48):
Yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Just keep her away from the rest of your friends.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (44:53):
What kind of friend is Rick to Eric asking her
out like immediately? I waited at least the day.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Carter, you are a true gentleman.
Speaker 9 (45:03):
Go back to brother, girlfriend, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Brook is in the midst of an epic losing streak,
the likes of which Radio has not seen in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Wow, Okay, that seemed like an exaggeration.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Is it because you have lost the last two in
a row.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I haven't been playing this game for twenty years, certain.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Of the last five games, and it's not going to
get any easier when you take on Mark from Lynnwood
who has already beaten you once before.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Welcome to the show, Mark, You're not welcome at all.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Mark.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
This is not how we should be talking to our listener.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
It's a hard day, Jeffrey, A hard day, you know what.
Sometimes you just have to be true to your feelings.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Mark, are you having a hard day?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
No, I'm just working, just a typical work.
Speaker 7 (46:02):
He loves his job.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Brook not so much right now.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Mark says his key to victory last time was that
he has a lot of useless facts because of good memory,
thanks to eating dark berries.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Oh you a blueberry guy, Mark, seems.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Mark likes dark berries, whereas Brook prefers the lighter skin berries.
She's a little bit of more of a berry racist.
Some would say, I would never say that.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I really eat blueberries almost every day.
Speaker 9 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Those white cherries, yes, and it isn't even a thing
white cherries, raspberries.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Think you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I don't know, Mark, you're wishing me right, Yes, sure, sure,
all right, Brook's gonna leave the studio going white berries. Yeah, sure,
Well that happens, Mark, you know the game works. He
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when you could say pass, but you
have to beat brook outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
School for it for two and zh Let's do this.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
On this day.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
In nineteen thirty one, the US national an them was
officially adopted. What's the official name of that song, Star
Sangle Banner? What is the branch of mathematics that deals
with the size and shape of objects? How many pounds
of milk go into making one pound of cheese? What
(47:21):
college's mascot is known as the Fighting Irish turn Dame?
The company Shwin makes what bicycles? Well done? March, I'm
gonna let out a big side there, felt the pressure
for a second.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Now, I'm tired of asking all our contestants to share
facts about themselves, getting to know their jobs, and their
interests and their hobbies.
Speaker 7 (47:44):
I'd like the.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Contestants to start asking stuff about me, to get.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
To know me.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Are you gonna make it about you?
Speaker 8 (47:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I mean I never get to share about stuff myself. Mark,
what do you want to know about me? Ask me
anything about myself? Between the ages of eighteen and twenty one,
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
It's very specific over crazy times. So you probably did
like me.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
So what did you do that was, Mark?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
That's very inappropriate? None of your business, None of your business?
How dare you ask me that?
Speaker 8 (48:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Wow, I didn't expect such a rude contestants today.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Are odd one?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
Today?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm on something Brooks. Your turn?
Speaker 5 (48:20):
You're ready?
Speaker 9 (48:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen thirty one,
the US national anthem was officially adopted. What's the official
name of that song, the Star Spangled Banner? What is
the branch of mathematics that deals with the size and
the shape of objects?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Theeometry?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
How many pounds of milk go into making one pound
of cheese? H?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Two?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
What collegees mascot is known as the Fighting Irish?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Notre Dame?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
The company Shwin makes what bikes? Saturday gets its name from?
Which planet?
Speaker 13 (48:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Saturn?
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Got our answers? And we're gonna go to the storeboard
and see how you both did? Did Brooke end the
streak with Jose?
Speaker 7 (48:59):
Anyone want to go to strip club and look at
some cat emojus with me? Mark?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
You got three correct today?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Pretty solid?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (49:08):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Are you disappointment?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I am?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I felt pretty confident. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 11 (49:15):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah you did that.
Speaker 7 (49:16):
I need get the last question.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Hey, I get the final say by the way, doorkeeper.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, anyway, you guys, She wins with five.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Sorry about that, Mark, I'm back you guys.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
I have.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Pop a mouthful of dark berries. Well, we get over
the answers here in this day. In nineteen thirty one,
the US national anthem officially adopted that's the star spangled banner.
Branch of mathematics that deals with size and shape of
objects is geometry. There are ten pounds of milk that
go into making just one pound of cheese.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Sorry for working those cows so hard.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
I am really sorry the first time you said that.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
The college mascot that has the fighting irish that's for
Notre Dame. Schwinn makes bicycles, and Saturday gets its name
from the planet Saturn.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I'm sorry couldn't get the victory there. But just for
being on with us, we're gonna throw you some Brook
and Jeffrey swag Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
No, he's just happy.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
I needed it.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Today.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
It's a good day for Brook when she makes a
man cry. So thank you for that. Mark.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, lie, told Mark we'll be back to the wind.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Brooks books the same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (50:29):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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