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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Thanksgiving week and we've covered with full hour episodes
this week.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Who else is pre funking?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You gotta eat a turkey every day?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So you're still now.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Potatoes every day?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I start with a cornish game hen and then slowly
work my way up chicken, yes, until I'm eating a
full turkey all on my own. Yeah, Yes, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Well.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're so glad to have you here, and we love
to start with your comments because you are number one
most thankful. Yes you are. You know Thanksgiving? Anna said,
I feel like jeff is the type of person that
has those separation plates at Thanksgiving so his food doesn't
touch like a child.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I thought you're talking charger plates, actual child.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I could see that for jeff Yeah, me too. He's
not really a mix of food up kind of you
got a plastic kids plate. It's like a gold plate.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And I bet he doesn't even like poor gravy. I
bet he has mash and then dips a little bit
in the gravy. Interesting, doesn't he seem like a gravy?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So annoying? Just kidding. We love Jeffrey. All right, you're
gonna get a lot of them. Here's your full hour
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No, it's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Isn't that the whole basis of this show?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us
our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice
Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided
to play the state's lottery pick five game. Oh, very
simple to you. Just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay,
(01:38):
there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you win.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a
you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,
the strategies to pick out a few different combinations of numbers.
Yeah right, yes, Well Maurice doesn't think like we do.
He went with the bold strategy of using this same
exact numbers on all four lotto tickets.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
That defeats the purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He went four to three, four, four four, Wait four
times shows those those were his numbers.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Logically, terrible idea.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with terrible,
bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know that there's at least five people that are like,
I still don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's like going all in as soon as you walk
up to the crafts table.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
But wouldn't you know it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Those turned out to be the exact winning numbers for
the day four three four four four.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Does that mean hits four times? Jeff.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Marisa's
tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win
the top payout of fifty thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Fifty k oh wait each he doesn't have to split it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Each one, it's fifty. On a third ticket, he chose
any order that won ten grand, and on the last ticket,
he played the fifty fifty option, which added another thirty
k so in total thanks to his very dumb choice.
One one hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In one drawing congratulates that's actually so where the idiots
stupid If it would have just bought the one ticket,
it only one fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's right, Maurice. Wow, we are so sorry forever doubting
your genius.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You are our hero.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My gosh, good work, Maurice.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now for him back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with
the shock question of the day. Back over to Digital
Jake to bring our IQs even lower.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Let's do it, Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
For the last few days, we've been trying to answer
the age old question. Does too much self tanning spray
literally suck the intelligence out of a human body its spray.
We're tackling that question head on by playing three seconds
(04:01):
with Alexis. It's a game that tests the limits of
human knowledge or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race
against the clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise
look like a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only
has three seconds to squeeze an answer out of a
few remaining brain cells that survived her college years.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Will you bet on her? Or will you not?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
It's three seconds with Alexis, Right, Okay, We're gonna start
with Brooke Brook. Your category for Alexis is famous ponies. Yes, okay, Well, Alexis,
get it right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I
would say no. But if it was my little ponies,
then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,
you're thinking of the cartoon character. So I'm going to
say she knows it right.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Brook's betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis, when
I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,
you can start answering.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
In nineteen eighty two, the toy My Little Pony was
created by has Bro and sold the kids around the world.
I'm gonna tell you three of the pony's original names,
and you have to pick the one that's made up.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It makes sense.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I'm gonna give you three. You pick the wrong one.
Is it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Minty bottom? It's fake, right, that is correct.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
There was a minty and there was a blossom, but
there was no minty bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wow, you gotta go onto those weird dating sites to
find minty bottoms.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also
take the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category
for Alexis.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is nineties movies.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, you guys do a whole thing where Alexis watches
old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where
Jeff on our podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's the only place you can hear it you gotta
go subscribe to our podcast Classic Movie.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the podcasts.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Every time I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused and turned
off by every single nineties movie she watches.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Not true. She enjoyed The Princess Bride.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because the Princess I said it was okay. Yeah, I'm
gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movies.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
She's not gonna get this right.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as
you hear the timer, you could start guessing the movie.
Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four, and it
was critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. It won
a lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it
this past year, so you should be familiar. Name one
other character in it other than Forrest and his love
(06:51):
interest Jenny.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Oh, no restaurant.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I could have named a handful of US presidents, any
historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Here that the news reporter interviews him.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I didn't really like that movie.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did work, Alexis? You did me proud. Jeffrey bet against
you and you got it wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So jeff and Brooker both safe right now, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was what you just watched.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category for Alexis is children's books.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh I think she likes children's books and still reads
them all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Really, I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is
in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Who was the owner of the chocolate factory?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh that's correct.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh my gosh, everybody's safe.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She's smart. I would not go that far. You doing
something so stupid it's actually genius.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was
another rousing edition.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Of three Seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify
search Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Now that we all got our predictions right, I think
that means Digital Jake is going to have to take
the shock.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Did I bet this game where it's impossible?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I did not think this through, and so Digital Jake
will be getting shocked while singing I want it that way.
By back, you are my fire the one. What DS
you said that on tour out bad. That was your
(09:07):
shock collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
There are certain days where you never forget where you
were when the earth shattering news dropped and Jeffrey in
the morning, that's true. Today is one of those days.
Hold your loved ones tight because camb Soup just released
its annual poll ranking America's favorite Thanksgiving side dishes, and
(09:38):
for the first time in sixty plus years, castro mashed
potatoes was not voted number one. It's a soup.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
More than soup.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, it fell to number two. This behind stuffing.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm sorry, I'm the only one in the room. I'll
take stuffing over potatoes.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wet like your potato family from Idaho.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I couldn't eat potatoes until I was about fourteen. I
would gag on them. It was like.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You need to cut them up and chew them.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I didn't even like French fries as a child until
my mom showed me to dip it in mayonnaise, and
then I was like, oh, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Remember about this. It's scary dark day in the food world,
and it gets worse because the rest of the top
five are number three sweet potatoes so good, Number four
green bean casseroles, and number five mac and cheese. Is
a green vegetable ranked ahead of macaroni and cheese?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Is this even America anymore?
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Not ja?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Next year, Brooks gluten free Macha kale muffins are going
to be in the top five.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You love those. They don't even taste like kale forward.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The poll found over half of Americans say they like
Thanksgiving sides more than the entree portion of the meal.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, turkey, My.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Family doesn't even do turkey.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's going to be a dark, dark Thanksgiving this year.
And now we all know why. Laser Stories is coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that's encouraging
shoppers to buy the hot new tech toy this year,
the gravy Fit smart watch. It counts your steps, tracks
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your heart rate, and most importantly, dispenses warm gravy out
the side every time you hit five hundred calories. Screw
the potatoes, drip it straight into your mouth. Laser Stories
the segmentary read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
the other sauce bosses just don't. His first laser story
(12:10):
is out of the Place. That's number one in our
hearts and number one on the police scanners. Florida, a
forty one year old man named Anthony Day was recently
spotted marching down the middle of a suburban street smiling
and waving. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
He was also completely nude.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Wow, he's doing the slow streak. You know, I don't run,
you just really show it off.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, that's the weird turkey trot for sure. On top
of that, it wasn't warm out. The temperature was only
thirty six degrees and Anthony wasn't even wearing socks.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, Oh wow, Well, I mean that's his excuse, right,
that it was cold out. Oh yes, he wanted to
make sure that was part of this news story, so
everybody came across the photos.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway. A driver saw him and they called police, and
cops asked to Anthony what was going on, and he
said something about it being a TikTok prank, but he
didn't even have a phone on him.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Where would you.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Keep it, Jeff, Yeah, there's a drone above the clouds filming.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
He also didn't want to answer any more questions to
protect his privacy, initially gave the officers a fake name
and a fake address to privacy. Yes, and he was
charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and resisting an officer
without violence. So he was booked in jail still naked.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh my gosh, you're just kind of serving him up right.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wow, Maybe more impressively, he's still sticking with his story,
telling guards that he's still doing the TikTok challenge and
they should smile more because they're on video.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
That's where the camera is.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I keep waiting for you to say something about drugs,
but I haven't heard that yet.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, this is just normal Florida behavior.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, okay, typical.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Next laser story is out of California. Three adult brothers
got together recently to clean out their parents' house.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Goodness.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Their mom had passed away some time ago, and it
was time to get things organized and donate stuff to
the goodwill. One of the brothers remember that their mom
had said she had some rare comics somewhere, apparently that
she had bought when she was nine years old in
the depression era of San Francisco. That's cool, so the
men looked all over the place and finally found a
(14:26):
dozen tucked away in an old box inside the attic.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, how much are they work?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
One of the comics was titled Superman number one from
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, it's not the detective expression.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Turned out to be the very first superhero comic ever produced.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wow, this is priceless.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It looked to be in near pristine condition, So I got.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The guys, got she mentioned it. You noticed if she
had it, they would have just tossed a box without
looking at it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, guys took it to an auction house to have
it a praise. This past weekend, it just sold for
nine point one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dang cheap in my book, cheap they can afford to
get somebody else to do the rest of the cleanout.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's a record for a comic book. And it's not
even close. The previous one was Action Comics Number one
from nineteen thirty eight. That's what I thought was That
one sold for a measily six million just last year.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Yeah, you might as well use it as scraps toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the
HOGI help desk, delicious snow secret. Businesses are kind of
struggling right now, but Panera Bread has a plan to
turn it all around, and that plan is cutting their tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is an issue.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
They weren't before, but promise by management next year every
salad offered at Panera will have cut cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Whoa the cherry.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
A little poppable.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And this is going to turn their whole thing around.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, this is groundbreaking. It's all part of how they're
going to reverse course on cost cutting moves that shrank
salads and sandwiches, and that choice backfired big time on
them and led to a huge drop in customers and sales.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
So they got into the boardroom and they're like, all right,
how are we gonna take this guys?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's right, the CEO said. The new strategy is the
complete opposite. It's called Panera Rise, and it includes plans
to refresh old interiors, put more money into labor, open
some new locations, and make sandwiches bigger and cut those
darn tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Investing in your own business could actually help profits.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Investing in your employees making them happier. I know it
sounds crazy to Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's not the American way.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The CEO said, We've made the guests chase the cherry
tomato around the bowl, but next year that finally ends.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wow, was the whole reason I didn't get lunch there? Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's a whole new world.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Let's go to your final laser story out of Turkey
Headquarters day with the country or the birds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Either one.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We're going the bird on this one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No matter how serious you are about your diet, the
biggest challenge of the year for most people is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 12 (17:19):
Gets all carve You mean challenges How much can I eat?
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Sure, it's a holiday where it's virtually impossible to count calories.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Why would you who does take the day off brook things?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Diet means die from it? Yeah, well, a new report
decided to do it for you, Jeff getting eched. It
looked at how many calories people are downing at the Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
To you is it's the information you're going to bring
to your Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know how much calories you just potato.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Hit the trade me.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, you guys, blood sugar is dangerously low right now.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Someone needs to feed you.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just look there's good news and bad news from this.
First of all, the average Americans caloric intake during Thanksgiving
is just two thy one hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Calories to the hospital and looking.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, it's not that's not.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That Baderry's pie is like fifteen hundred.
Speaker 12 (18:23):
That's gotta be before the pie and the nutrition to say,
two thousand calories a day more than Actually, according to
dietary guidelines in the US, adults should consume anywhere between
sixteen hundred and three thousand calories per day.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know, it depends on what size the vehicle is.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
You know, it also depends on age and weight and
your gender and maybe Brooks severe addiction to desserts.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Tell me what a whole pecan pie is and I
will kill you. Yeah, now, of course that's what I'm
going to eat, though, my God.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Stats are for the whole day, So the Thanksgiving number
is only in range if it's your only meal all
of Thursday, with no snacking, no leftovers. And I'm gonna
say something You're not gonna like, no booze you I know,
brook I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Sorry, And you gotta eat a little breakfast because you've
got to prime your stomach. You can't go on empty,
else it'll shrink, it won't be big enough to take
it all in.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Ge right, So yeah, that all that, that's the bad
news part, which just proves my point. Everybody has to
be careful around Thanksgiving, like this guy he saw the
slow cooker out and thought it was a tanning bit
for all the right inside. Why I'm saying be careful
and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
(19:38):
end for the day. And also, are turtle appetizers are ready?
You're the one who said eat more broke turtle toes
on us sale means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Before today, I thought the worst kind of first day
was one where your parent randomly shows up uninvited.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I feel like it has.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, I invite her to thom Man.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was wrong because we got a voicemail from a
guy who planned a whole date night that actively involves
his own dad.
Speaker 15 (20:19):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And then it only gets weirder when he reveals the
rest of the plane plus a new conspiracy theory we've
never heard before. And at the Dark Center of it
is a popular kitchen product we all have used.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's definitely true.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You're gonna hear it when we play all these messages
coming up in a brand new loser line right after this.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Is this the right number? It's a line good.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say a guy
approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pick ap line on you. Hey girl, I
saw you over there and I'm wondering are you a campfire?
Because I think I want some more dd doves. My
(21:09):
name is Barnaby Barnaby Wild surprisingly single. After he drops
that line, whatever you do, don't tell him to pitch
his own tent somewhere. Instead, tell him you want to
play sleeping bear and you'll be.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The jar of honey.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And that's when you leave him the number of the
loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we
can play over the air voicemails like this one. Next message, Hi, Drew,
it's Joey.
Speaker 16 (21:39):
Look, I just want to I want to apologize and
explain again. I just wasn't paying attention because I was
on my phone. And I didn't realize that it was
the men's restroom that I was walking into. Okay, I
just I went to the last doll and I opened it,
and that's where we, you know, met, I guess officially,
(22:02):
you know for the first time. What's important here, Drew,
is I just want you to know that I was
only running out screaming creeper because I thought that you
were in the women's restroom, which I feel really stupid
saying now because clearly I was the the creeper in
that situation. So anyway, I just I want to make
(22:27):
it up to you somehow, like maybe maybe I can
take you out to dinner, and I guess I promise
if either of us needs to use the restroom, we'll
go into separate ones and I'll read the signs better.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
I guess.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
I don't know next message.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's the funniest image of a girl walking in a men's.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Room, opening a stole and going great.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,
they probably actually banned the guy. He's like, no, no, no, oh,
I swear yeah right.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet
is Brooks love language, so it's true.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I like
she was kind of coming on.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Bar had to offer that next message.
Speaker 17 (23:20):
Hey, I hope this.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Isn't gonna ruin things, but.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
My dad's gonna drive us on our date.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
And it's not what you think, like you know, like
dy are well, it's well, actually all right, it's a
d y but yeah, I mean I don't want to
make this weird, but I was thinking, like, if my
dad's coming, maybe would you want to like invite your
(23:51):
mom to come.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 17 (23:52):
I don't know if she's like single or anything. But
since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,
you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's
dropping us off at the burger place. He's probably just
gonna sit there and wait till we're done, and then
after he'll take us back home.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I mean, we could do whatever we want there.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
He's he's pretty relaxed about like rules and stuff like that.
He's not gonna bug us. So I don't know, if
you want to ask your mom, just let me know
if she's down for something like that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Next, I just feel like somebody needs to explain, Like
ride shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean,
a chance. This is a moment that you spring for that. Like,
I understand, you can't drive, you don't have your driver's license.
You made a terrible choice, but let's take care of
it in a different way.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah yeah, But you know what's an even better double
date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with
your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Are you with your family?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm just going off of this. So many strange and
sensual segments are available to consume for brothers and sisters
and mommies and dads.
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with my only family after you said all.
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Right now, Let's keep turning up the heat by going
back to these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?
Speaker 18 (25:28):
Uh okay, Ladanian, I don't know why you felt the
need to lie to me about who you are.
Speaker 19 (25:35):
And I'm feeling pretty stupid for believing you.
Speaker 18 (25:38):
But do you think I was not going to go
home and look you up, like I thought a white
guy's name would be Ladanian and he was a star
running back in the NFL. Uh, you do realize that
all that information is available on the internet. Yeah, so
you totally freaking lie to me. And I really really
(25:59):
wanted to believe you because I just thought, well, even
though he's short, maybe out of shape, maybe he's like
super fast or crafty on the field. I really wanted
to believe you. But absolute both and your little.
Speaker 19 (26:11):
Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm
pretty sure he was not the person that you said
he was either, So lose my number, don't text me
good luck with your freaking fake NFL career.
Speaker 18 (26:23):
Idiot.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Next message, so you're telling you there's two white, pudgy
guys running around telling women they were pro NFL running
backs named la Damion and Levion. They're giving out the
loser line to these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
She's like, look, you may have faked your career, but
I had your number, so I got.
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The last one.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
She believed it for a second.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And that's the scariest part is that people are buying
it to the story.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, next message, dude, I swear I've never been so
shocked in my life. And like, I'm sorry that I
had to walk out of the bar on you after
like fifteen minutes, but it was just like who lives
like that?
Speaker 18 (27:04):
Seriously?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
No one, and I mean absolutely no one is using
brit of filters anymore.
Speaker 18 (27:10):
I can't even believe you shall have one.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I actually care about what goes into my body.
Speaker 19 (27:14):
Okay, so that's why I drive out like once a
week to the well onside my grandpa's house.
Speaker 13 (27:19):
Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Do you not realize the brit is part of the
Chinese government and they're making.
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It's a new thing.
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Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for
all of China's military and nuclear weaponry tastes so crisp.
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Yeah, can't wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
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Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, No, no filters here, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
No, you can all of your favorite loser lines right there. Now.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
We're gonna do a phone tap right after.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Today we call a woman who's a rare type.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
She doesn't like going out to restaurants or to big
sporting events or concerts. No, she prefers spending her time
at the library.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
According to her partner Steve, she checks out books all
the time and really loves it. The only thing she
doesn't like is the city recently reduced the hours that
they're open.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean it is not easy to get to the
library these days.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's made her very upset, and now the city's about
to make another major change that she's probably not gonna love.
You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
It's another.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Hi, is this Abigail. Yeah speaking hi abigil This is
Dave from the public Library. I hope it's okay that
I give you a call. Has found your number in
our system?
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Uh, sure, what is this about.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, I know that you're always one of our best,
most loyal patrons, and we're really appreciative you always return
books on time every week.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
We want to thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh, of course, now we do need to speak with
you about some changes that are going to be coming down.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The pike over here.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
What kind of changes.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Well, as you're aware, the city is in a little
bit of a budget deficit again, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
For the twenty eighth year in a row. They can't
seem to get anything right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, you know that is fair.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
They don't manage their money very well.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But as you know, the library does fall under the
city umbrella. And so while we will not be upping
the late fees like some people.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
My books on time anyway, right now.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I understand that I'm just saying, starting next month, we're
going to be instituting a cover charge similar to a
bar or a club.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Give me what a cover charge?
Speaker 10 (30:03):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Have you not been to a bar or club? I
guess need you go to the library? So probably not
none of your.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Business, frankly, can you just elaborate.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well, so if you have a book that you reserved,
let's say, and you just want to walk inside. That'll
be seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
At the door.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Seven dollars, well.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Ten dollars on the weekends, because you know Saturdays and
Sundays are our most popular days. What kind of half
would an idea is that we just we need to
find a way to supplement the deficit because we don't
have enough money to stay open.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
So you're going to punish people for going to the library.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Uh no, not punish. We're going to charge people, not
hit them.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
This is not okay. You cannot charge people to go
into the library. I'm there every week, and I wouldn't
pay a quarter to get in.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You're right, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You'd have to pay seven dollars or ten dollars on
the weekends.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Hey, smartness, it was just an example. I wouldn't pay
a cent.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, good, because we wouldn't accept since we would only
do I got it only to accept credit cards. Okay,
I'm sorry, you just you seem a little bit upset.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Yes, of course I'm upset. I go to the library
every week. I take books out every week, I return
them every week.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Okay, now you're telling me I need to.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Pay you to come into the library.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, exactly. I've heard all that already. I'm just trying
to relay this information to you.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Well it's unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Well you need to accept it because it's happening.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
I will not accept it, you know what.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I'm gonna let you think about it for five seconds
and then check back in with you.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
It does not matter how long I think about this.
It is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Two one Have you accepted it now?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
I have not accepted it. Because is there a manager
I can talk to.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I'm the last employee who works here. So what you
know what I'm going to do for you? If you
come in today, I'll knock a dollar off of your
cover charge.
Speaker 10 (31:44):
I already told you I will not be paid to
come into the library.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
It's only going to be six dollars. Do you accept it?
Five seconds? Five?
Speaker 10 (31:51):
I do not accept it.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Three? Two?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm not going to back up to seven dollars. I'm sorry.
The deal has gone away.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Also, I don't really know if this matters at this point.
But in an effort to connect with the younger generations here,
we're gonna be rebranding and no longer call this the library.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're gonna be calling it D's Books.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
This has to be a joke.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
That's books with a Z.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
There is no way that you, or the city, or
anyone in this world could come up with an idea
of this as nine.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, you're right, it wasn't me or the city, but
your partner Steve might be asinine to come up with it.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, your partner.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Steve emailed our show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
and he said he want us to do a prank
phone call on you.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Oh okay, get it.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Steve said that you love the library so much and
you really hate change, so he wanted us to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And we thought, okay, well maybe we can combine both.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Oh yeah, you had me going. I'd had to be
the dumbest idea I ever heard. Driving people a cover with.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
A library these books.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I don't even know what's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You know me either.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Honestly, I'll see at the library, all right, I hope
so probably in the.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Self help section. Okay, wake up.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Every morning with phone taps weekday Mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
On a first date at a nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
What could go wrong with the meal?
Speaker 13 (33:26):
Not a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I got a chef cooking for you. I mean, like,
you eat it way too fast and now you're just
staring at them for the next fifty minutes doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, that looks like every dinner date with my husband.
That man shovels the.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Food, or maybe your card gets declined and your mommy
has to come and pay for you. Although kind of
a good flex that your mom loves you enough to
do that. There are plenty of options, and we've actually
heard a lot of them on this show. But one
of our listeners says he made a different restaurant faux pas,
and it happened early while he was still holding the menu.
(33:58):
Y oh no, We're going to find out if it
derailed his chances in your second date update. Right after
this second Date update, the results are in.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Because recent studies have shown about fifty percent of couples
now meet online compared to just twenty two percent only
five years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
That's crazy, that's a huge John it's like the pandemic,
like super Yeah, it made.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
A really normal, really quick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So now going forward, Brook, if you want to spice
up the relationship with your husband, you're going to have
to make him a dating profile.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Oh okay, I.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Think I could make him a really good one.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I mean to be honest, Well, I think joke's on you.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
He already has one.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Wait whoa.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, you're looking for a third right now, according to him.
And we're not going to go into that because I
want to talk right now. Because to Jordy, the listener
who wrote into our show because apparently he met a
girl out in real life, bucking all of the latest trends,
you're the minority now, I r L Jeordy, good work,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hey guys, So where'd you meet this woman?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So?
Speaker 14 (35:10):
I met Harper at this German bar? Actually, uh, you know,
I was playing bachi ball.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Do you guys know what that is? You have bought
you ball on my rooftop of my apartment.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So he tossed big these like big colorful balls onto
like a field, and then you try to toss other
balls towards the ball.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
It's an Italian game playing at a German bar. But
what happened?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, okay, so you said her name was Harper.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Yeah, yeah, she was actually a waitress there.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh oh, I assumed that she was going to be
like playing in the stall next year or something like that. Right, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (35:45):
She was super cute, and I mean she was super
helpful too, because I actually had to have this like
long cock with her to tell her to cut off
one of my drunk friends.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Friend, you had to do it like nicely.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm sure that's happened to you, and you just don't
if you have good.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Friends, if anything, probably makes you look kind of good
to her because you seem like a responsible guy exactly.
Speaker 14 (36:10):
It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's like you look better
than those people.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh can I ask real quick? Was there an indication
that she was interested in you? Because cute waitresses get
hit on all the time and.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
They smile and everyone thinks they're getting brok tries to
get them to be the third in her relationship.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Harper, I mean, Harper is a hot name.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
But again, sorry, that is a conversation for another day.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Tell us, how did you work Harper?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That's not the right way, Jack, How did you get
harper to agree to a date?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
There?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It is?
Speaker 14 (36:44):
Well, I just simply asked her on the way out.
I was like, look are you single? And she said
was asking?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And I said I am good.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
Yeah, and I decaid I'd love to take you out sometime.
And she actually gave me her Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Dude, if we done this and it's our loser line O.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Line.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Also, is that your only meet up? Or did you
guys actually have a date. No, No, we had a date. Okay,
so it is her numbers because we all know she.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Probably just gave you a number to get ready.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So what did you do?
Speaker 14 (37:20):
We went out for drinks, little food. You know, she
looked amazing. I mean when she was like out of
her waiter outfits.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You didn't need to mention the second part.
Speaker 19 (37:29):
She knows.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
Yeah, I mean I did have one embarrassing moment on
the date. We tried to order some keyshe Lorraine, and
I said, quickie, Loran. You know I didn't take French
in high school, Like excuse me?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, well, you're.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Also clashing with the batch you ball in.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
The Germans don't want to be elitist by being able
to say keish.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
That's a tough wor what was her reaction.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
She totally laughed it off.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
It was a little embarrassing, but after that, like I
think it kind of lightened the mood a little bit,
and from thereat.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Especially if you can be self deprecating about it, you
know what I mean, Like it could almost even turn
into like your inside joke together.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, the next thing, I speak German and then you
just ruin it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:12):
So we actually like kissed at the end of the day,
so that was nice. And she was the one who
texted me that night saying that she got home safe
and that she certain wait to see me. So whoa,
Like it seems super clear, right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Are you sure you didn't read that wrong too?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
There's no way to read that I was in English.
Speaker 14 (38:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, so you've you've had a solid first date. You
kissed her at the end of it. She's the one
saying I can't wait to hang out again.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And how long has it.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Been It's been like ten days or so.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Well, something must have happened in her life, Like I
already have a feeling this is not your fault.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I oh, I can see that, like were I don't know,
maybe work got crazy or there's a family emergency.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
She kindled something and was just oh, yeah, who knows,
But what's happened in those ten days? That's a long time.
Have you asked her like, what have you done? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
I mean there was one time where I thought one
date was gonna work, but then she asked about a
different date, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
A ball player came into her work.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Might be okay, Well, we can reach out to Harper
for you and see if she agrees to going out
with you one more time. If not, then you might
have a backup. Often because Brooke and her husband.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
You know, but.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Jeff is not online.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, we only like the online one able to.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Keep some distance. Sorry, but you know what, We'll work
on Harper first and try and get you your second
date update.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Second date update, we're in the middle of a second
date update with our listener, Jordy. And Jordy likes cute
waitresses at German BATCHI ball bars. He likes to mispronounce
Keish Lorraine just to seem vulnerable and flawed.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
How did he say something?
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, he said, you said Quicklyitch. What did you say, Jordie?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
I said, quick.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
And he really likes to receive texts saying I can't
wait to see you again, because that's exactly what is dade,
Harper said to him after they went out. So why
is she not jumping at the chance to hang out again?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, she's the one that said she wanted to Jeordy.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
You think there's another guy who mispronounces French words even
worse than you do.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Maybe that's her thing.
Speaker 14 (40:29):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah, he tried to order me a quabernet, having.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Gone, oh oh yeah, that's hot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I don't even know how you have mispronounced.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
So much pronounced.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
I mean, look, Harper is a really cute waitress. She
probably has a lot of guys asking her out.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh my god, I bet she's saying no fifty times
a day, every other table. It's so annoying. But that's
why you're so special, is that she said yes to
you and you guys had a great day issue she said, yeah.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
But like, look, guys, if that's it, if that's the
thing where she has another guy, like, just convince her
that I'm a good guy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
You know, in the five minutes so we've spent with you,
totally will vouch for you.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
You're welcome like a good guy, honestly.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Not even kidding.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, a lot of good guys insist how good they are.
So we're just gonna trust you on that, and we're
gonna call Harper.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Let's see if she answers.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Okay, all right, I don't know you. I mean, you
seem nice from a little bit be spoken. Okay, you
just stay where you're at, though, buddy, we don't know
you that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Let's get her on the phone.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Hello, Hey, is this Harper?
Speaker 14 (41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (41:49):
Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
We're a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. Good morning, Hi Harper. That half of the
room isn't very excited to talk to you, obviously, but
I don't think she talked to us.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
This half of the you just don't want to come
into What are you calling for? See?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, this is this is something we do call the
Second Date Update. And one of our listeners named Jordi,
asked us to reach out to you anything else?
Speaker 13 (42:15):
I said, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
You remember?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Okay, We're just trying to help him out because, according
to Jeordi, he says he's been putting in a lot
of effort trying to figure out a good time that
would work for you to meet up just because he
felt like you guys bonded connected.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Is it just something where the schedules aren't aligning.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
No, there was just like a lot of effort.
Speaker 14 (42:40):
That's kind of a problem.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
What too much? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, can you elaborate?
Speaker 13 (42:46):
I mean, like on the surface when I met him,
like I was working and then we went and hung
out and like he was a good guy, and well
that's like what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, Like he's what you were looking for. I mean,
like I thought, so okay, so what changed?
Speaker 13 (43:03):
So we hung out and it wasn't until after that
I realized something was off. Like I had every intention
to go out again.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, okay, what's the problem. Is it something about him?
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:18):
He gave me three options to hang out all in
a row, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Like, why is he
so available?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wait? What do you hold on?
Speaker 7 (43:28):
Did he want a three day date or he was
just like pick a day and we.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Can do that one.
Speaker 13 (43:32):
No, he was like, these are all the days that
I'm available, And I have to believe me and my
friends do that. There's a guy between the age twenty
four and thirty two ish. If they have that much
time to hang out, it really means that he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Oh oh wait, wait a loser. Wow, you're calling him
a loser because he gave you multiple options of times
where he wants to hang out because he likes you.
Speaker 13 (44:01):
Yeah, because like they're all in a row, and it's like, Okay,
he should be grinding away planning for his future. Wait,
maybe not working or like working on a promotion or
getting somewhere.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maybe he is, like, in my mind, you're a waitress.
So he's probably just trying to give you options because
it's probably hard to align schedules, Like he probably figures
you work on the weekends.
Speaker 13 (44:26):
I mean that sounds like an excuse he to use.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I guess well, it sounds like he's doing it for you,
because nowadays we hear from a lot of women who
tell us guys don't put in enough effort, they want
the easy thing, they don't really care. Yeah, Jordy sounds
like the total opposite, Like he's willing to do whatever
just to see you.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Make plans the other days that you say you can't.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, but he didn't say that.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
He was like, I'm wide open, and I'm like, well,
what else are you doing with your life? Just pursuing me?
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay, Okay, sadly this makes but doesn't mean we agree
with it.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
I don't know that it does make sense to me.
He's not a loser. Like you liked him, You liked
everything about him. You said that he tracked all your boxes. Basically, yeah,
I mean he did.
Speaker 13 (45:14):
He actually had decent hygiene.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Which see Okay, but but he's too available for you.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Maybe that's why it's hygiene is so good. He has
got time for it. I mean again, you don'tant a date.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
Someone who wants to hang out every single day sometimes
like they need to have a life.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well sure, oh god.
Speaker 13 (45:31):
And especially in the beginning getting to know who they are,
and it just seems like he's just wide open to
do whatever. And okay, but we're trying to build who
we are as people.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
What would you want his response to be when you say, hey,
I can't wait to see you again. What should he
have written.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
Back to He shouldn't have. He should have just let
me hang for a bit.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
That was a red flag.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, Well, it's cut of like a game.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I don't I don't want to tell you this because
it's not that he he's like super available to talk
to you. An, that's not what this is.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
He was so busy. It's like we had to call
him so many times.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
It is just in the middle of his extremely hectic day.
He's taken a little bit of time to jump on
the phone right now to talk to you because Jordie's
there a harper.
Speaker 13 (46:16):
Oh so you've been on the phone.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Just a little bit, like barely.
Speaker 14 (46:23):
I heard you call me a loser who has too
much time on his hands.
Speaker 13 (46:27):
Well. Yeah, they asked me to be honest, and I
was honest.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
She didn't asked me what was I mean, that's what
Jordie wanted. He wanted to know.
Speaker 14 (46:37):
Do you think I'm a loser because I want to
go out a second time? Like that part doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 13 (46:42):
No, it's just it's just a little red flaggy to
be able to hang out three nights in a row,
and like, my perfect guy would never do that. He
shouldn't have all the time in the world for me.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You know, I'm sorry, my perfect guy shouldn't have all
the time.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
Be totally clear, I didn't want to hang out with
you three nights and I gave you three options.
Speaker 13 (47:03):
Okay, you're just being a little way too chill at
this time in your life. You know, now the time
is to work hard and we're going to chill later.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, well, well you're servant. Stein's in a German bar, like,
I mean, she probably makes more than I do here.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Well, it's just like, what are you doing to do
the same thing?
Speaker 13 (47:25):
Well, you don't even know me, so how about you
shut your mouth?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah? You who are you complaining about the people bringing
you alcohol?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
I think being a server is a great job. But
she's like expecting him to like do all these big
great things, like what are you doing to plan for
your future?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You stay in your lane and keep not tipping people.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I just like, I hate when people do that.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
This is about Jordie.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Jordie, she's concerned that you're too free and you're too available.
Prove to her that that's not true. Busy and how
much you got going on?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Are you don't want to date?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (48:01):
I mean it sounds like that would be more attractive
to you. I mean, I just don't understand why you
want to play these games. Like we met in real life,
I thought you were a good person.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Okay, that's actually a point.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I mean, how busy are you right now?
Speaker 14 (48:12):
I mean I'm kind of busy. I'm not totally busy.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
You're super busy, right slam?
Speaker 14 (48:19):
Okay, Like, look, I'm looking to get busier, all right?
Speaker 13 (48:26):
See red flaggy much?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Oh god, he sounds like a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
That's what she wants. She doesn't want that, but you
did want.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It that night.
Speaker 14 (48:35):
Look, look, Harper, let's rewind. Pretend I didn't call you
for two weeks? Are you turned on now?
Speaker 13 (48:41):
Weeks? It's only been ten days.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We're imagining, Harper.
Speaker 13 (48:47):
I mean, the reality is you sent me a lot
of freaking texts with like a lot of freaking days,
and now you have me on a radio show.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
It does look bad.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
You know what The thing is, we made him do it.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, we got all the time in the world.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
He didn't even want to be here, he didn't have
time to know, but he was kind enough to take
a little bit of time out to do this with us,
just so that I could ask you if you would
like to see Jordi one more time, and we would
pay for that date.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't even know if he's free.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Honestly, Jordi, are you even free interested? Not anymore?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm all booked up.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I'm sorry. She's like, so I'll see.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
You next weekend.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
I mean, I'm not really into these games that he's
playing with me, and I'm not going to follow.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Sweetie was talking like Brook, Now this is okay, no,
no such game.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Alright, this is going bad.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Looking. Jeffrey in the morning got a text into seven eight, five,
nine to two that says, with that out look, I
hope she's ready to die alone.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, you know, like everybody's.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Saying that she's like looking. She says she's looking for something,
but she found it because.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What she just wants to be wanted.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
And the outlook that I think they're referring to is
the theory that if a guy says he's available to
hang out with you multiple nights in a row, that
means he's a loser and must have absolutely nothing going on.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Is not correct that because when girls try to hang
out with me and I tell him I'm sorry, I
got two jobs.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I'm streaming video games every single night. It also deters.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yes, it also matters what you're busy doing got my
D and D club on Friday on Saturday night, so
I can't hang out.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Sorry, but I.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
Make tons of money.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Hello, Hello, Hello, guys, just give up. There's going to
be easier to be Just quit because actually they're going
to feel more attracted to you that you've.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Given up on that.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Women based on her, I mean.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Just too late. She speaks for all women.
Speaker 9 (51:00):
Hey, how do cancel it?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
My two guys?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You saw that coming.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
But you know what, if you need help with your
dating life, go ahead, email the show. We'll call that
person who isn't calling you back, and go check out
all of our podcasts. We are the home of the
second Date Update wherever you get yours at Broken Jeffrey Brook.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh this is your final reminder take your last hot
selfies of the year now before your body is ruined
by cramming your face with pounds upon pounds of delicious
holiday foods. Yeah, because yes, eating season is coming down
the pike, and we're gonna celebrate that by undoing the
(51:41):
top button on all of our pants and playing a
game guaranteed to clog your arteries and stop your hearts
in the good way.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
I can't believe we're not just taking our pants.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Off trying to have a little bit of decency.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Still, we're gonna do it in a brand new edition
of riffin Around. Yes, a special eating season version of
the game that tests your musical knowledge and asks are
you smarter than a radio DJ?
Speaker 14 (52:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Probably, but now you can actually prove it when we
play Riffing Around coming up right after this, do you
smell that either Brooks got another bun in the Dutch
oven or it's time for a fresh baked edition of
Around riff Around where I play the instrumental of a
(52:33):
famous song and my co hosts apparently take off their
clothes and then they show their complete lack of musical
knowledge by trying to guess the tune. And because Thanksgiving
is right around the corner, all of today's songs have
foods in the title. No, they're not necessarily Thanksgiving foods,
(52:55):
but they are foods, I can assure you. Okay. And
Jose obviously has the advantage as the resident foody of
the show, But brook this could be right up your ally.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
I'm a resident I consider myself a foodie.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
But we're going to start with a girl who uses
a cooked turkey as her reference for the ideal spray
tan Alexis. Name this food theme song?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
The title the correct title?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Am no, what is it called?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
I know? I couldn't. Oh my god, I need a guest.
Can't go through all the lyrics here? The lyrics three
two one? All right, we're going to if you can see.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Need a guess.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I don't have Brook by the Ocean. I couldn't think
of the lyrics. All right, I'm diabetics. I'm We're onto you.
Your repute as a mother is on the line if
you fail to correctly identify this food themed song. It's
(54:12):
a classic.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
High Oh she got one of the works in the.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Stealing. It's the beginning of the song.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
You can't it's the beginning.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
We're subtracting a point from Brook for arguing about hose
can you steal it? I'm gonna go with wrong. The
correct answer was American Pie by Don McLean.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Miss a subtract a point because you made a poor musical.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Chative to we're trying to set an all new record.
Speaker 7 (54:57):
You and I may win just because.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I'm gonna gotta go.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
We're on to Jose all those nights watching food videos
on the toilet. It will have paid off if you
can guess like tacos or Chinese dumplings. Let's see you
can get this song changing it up the vile bit.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
This isn't a family thing?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Oh oh, joy is gonna get by Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That's one of Jose's.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Favorite I love this song.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
We're on to the second round here. The score is
Alexis zero. Jose's in the lead with one Brooke taking
up the rear with the negative.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I was up one. Jeffrey Aude does not fly on
riff away back to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Alexis, please name this food theme song.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Sugar Yeah style.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
I haven't written down already.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
You coming, They've not song in two notes?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Really, I thought it only has to be the hook
of the song. The rules chance to redeem yourself. I
will double your points here if you can correctly guess
this food theme song.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
A very popular song all over the world.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
That's not it.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Surprisingly, I'm gonna go with uh turkey legs steal it.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
I don't know to no, it's not that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Got it, got it fruits wrong? Okay, take what is
butter but bt s of course, Jose jumps into soul
control of the lead with too correct and again I'm
gonna give you double points because this one's tough. If
you can correctly guess this song.
Speaker 6 (57:07):
Oh my God, dance too much, the pants dance? What's
it called? What's it called?
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Jolly time? By Wow Jose?
Speaker 1 (57:26):
I heard so long?
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You're four correct. Alexis has one Brooks still negative to there.
Let's go there. It in final round and this one
we're gonna mix it up a little bit. Not looking
for the song with food, but the artist who's associated
with food.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
I need the artist that's associated also for.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
The third time, artist is associated with food.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Wait, wait a minute, here we go. Alexis, name the
artist that sings this famous.
Speaker 9 (57:58):
Song, oh Black.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
I guess easy.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
I just sighed, That's all I did.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
I just side Brooke. Insert disparaging comment here. Named this song?
You know, don't name the song. Name the artists who
sings this song the Cranberries. It was too easy for
She gets one correct, bringing.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Her triple points on that one back down to negatives.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Then you questioned it and you lost it. We double
negative two.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
It's like negative four.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
I mean negative two is actually generous. Jose to take
it home. Name the artist who sings this song, Oh
don Jose ten Posco on the n of the ripping
around thanks to an edition, is Jose.
Speaker 14 (59:01):
Blane right around in the gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
I'm jeff row row row your throat to boat.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Your phone tap is coming up right.
Speaker 8 (59:12):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Today, We've got Lilia on the phone. Who is playing
you from the Big Island this morning? And I believe
it's well yeah, and we're not great with names over here,
because I told Alexis that out in the hallway and
she said, oh, the Big Island of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
Names or geography, jeff or we don't even know the word.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Not good with anything's Staten Island?
Speaker 8 (59:52):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (59:53):
What are you doing on the Big Island right now?
Speaker 2 (59:55):
I work over here? Oh you? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (59:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (59:59):
What are you gonna eat today? That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
There's so much to choose from, you know, the poke.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Hungry. I'm getting too excited. I've got to lead.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's a good strategy. You're like throwing brook off with
this shrew and she's already beat you once Brooks. She's
want to know against you all time to go. I
don't know, Lilia. You know how the game works. He
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past. But you
do have to beat Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
I am, good luck. Your time starts now. Travis Barker
celebrates a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band.
Speaker 18 (01:00:41):
Oh My God?
Speaker 14 (01:00:42):
Past?
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
A manometer is used to measure what distance, pressure or
length length?
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
In basketball?
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands
to bounce the ball double dribble? Name the famous French
sculpture of a naked man sitting down with his hand
on his chin. The Federal Railroad Administration says, how many
times does a train need to blow its whistle before
it can move forward? That's a good question for training whistles.
(01:01:11):
I didn't even know this was a thing. That's awesome.
So Brooke is coming back in the studio, and I
see in my phone screener here, Lily that for Thanksgiving,
your going down to Mexico to visit family.
Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Yes, I'm going to Oh my.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
God, just tropical place to tropical place.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Amazing food you eat.
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
On Thanksgiving in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
So then they're celebrating chickens.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Oh yeah, they celebrate our thanks Okay, yeah, the whole
world does exactly what we do America, Broye.
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
And if they don't, will make them do everyone surrounds
around us.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I forgot. You don't how many Thanksgiving specials around.
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Have fun?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I hate us?
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Okay, brock you your time starts now. Travis Barker celebrates
a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band
A man meter is used to measure what distance pressure
or length pressure?
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
In basketball?
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands
to bounce.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
The ball double hand?
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Name the famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting
down with his hand on his chin. The thinker the
Federal Railroad Administration says, how many times does a train
need to blow its whistle before.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It can move forward?
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Three times?
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
She went with the triple blow.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Oh it could before here comes the train.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Find out in a second. First, let's go to the
scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Take your pants off. I don't even know your name. Lea.
You got one correct today, man, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
A tough one.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, Brooke, you got three, couldn't get me this time?
All tied up one in one all time. Let's go over.
The answer is real quick. Though Travis Barker celebrates a birthday,
he is the drummer of Blink one E two. A
manimeter or a mon monometer.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Monometer probably is right. I'm a mameter.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Monometer is used to measure pressure and it confined space,
like in a boiler.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
And if it was a manometer, it would measure length.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
In basketball, the penalty when somebody uses both hands to bounce.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
The balls called the double dribble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
The famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting down
with his hand on his chin is called the Jeffrey
aka the Thinker.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
She just laugh She thinks she's as sweet lady she likes.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And the Federal Railroad Administration says before a train can
move forward, it's got to blow its whistle two times.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
My grandmother always told me it was them going here
comes the train. I think it's real. I'm telling you.
My grandmother wouldn't fly, so we spent a lot of
time on trains with her.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah, we know. It was a very depressing life. Okay,
so literally, unfortunately we couldn't get the victory there, but
just for being on with us, you do get some
free Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
We'll be back to Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow
It's Thanksgiving week and we've covered with full hour episodes
this week.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Who else is pre funking?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You gotta eat a turkey every day?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So you're still now.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Potatoes every day?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I start with a cornish game hen and then slowly
work my way up chicken, yes, until I'm eating a
full turkey all on my own. Yeah, Yes, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Well.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're so glad to have you here, and we love
to start with your comments because you are number one
most thankful. Yes you are. You know Thanksgiving? Anna said,
I feel like jeff is the type of person that
has those separation plates at Thanksgiving so his food doesn't
touch like a child.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I thought you're talking charger plates, actual child.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I could see that for jeff Yeah, me too. He's
not really a mix of food up kind of you
got a plastic kids plate. It's like a gold plate.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And I bet he doesn't even like poor gravy. I
bet he has mash and then dips a little bit
in the gravy. Interesting, doesn't he seem like a gravy?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So annoying? Just kidding. We love Jeffrey. All right, you're
gonna get a lot of them. Here's your full hour
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No, it's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Isn't that the whole basis of this show?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us
our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice
Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided
to play the state's lottery pick five game. Oh, very
simple to you. Just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay,
(01:38):
there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you win.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a
you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,
the strategies to pick out a few different combinations of numbers.
Yeah right, yes, Well Maurice doesn't think like we do.
He went with the bold strategy of using this same
exact numbers on all four lotto tickets.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
That defeats the purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He went four to three, four, four four, Wait four
times shows those those were his numbers.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Logically, terrible idea.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with terrible,
bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know that there's at least five people that are like,
I still don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's like going all in as soon as you walk
up to the crafts table.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
But wouldn't you know it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Those turned out to be the exact winning numbers for
the day four three four four four.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Does that mean hits four times? Jeff.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Marisa's
tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win
the top payout of fifty thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Fifty k oh wait each he doesn't have to split it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Each one, it's fifty. On a third ticket, he chose
any order that won ten grand, and on the last ticket,
he played the fifty fifty option, which added another thirty
k so in total thanks to his very dumb choice.
One one hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In one drawing congratulates that's actually so where the idiots
stupid If it would have just bought the one ticket,
it only one fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's right, Maurice. Wow, we are so sorry forever doubting
your genius.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You are our hero.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My gosh, good work, Maurice.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now for him back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with
the shock question of the day. Back over to Digital
Jake to bring our IQs even lower.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Let's do it, Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
For the last few days, we've been trying to answer
the age old question. Does too much self tanning spray
literally suck the intelligence out of a human body its spray.
We're tackling that question head on by playing three seconds
(04:01):
with Alexis. It's a game that tests the limits of
human knowledge or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race
against the clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise
look like a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only
has three seconds to squeeze an answer out of a
few remaining brain cells that survived her college years.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Will you bet on her? Or will you not?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
It's three seconds with Alexis, Right, Okay, We're gonna start
with Brooke Brook. Your category for Alexis is famous ponies. Yes, okay, Well, Alexis,
get it right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I
would say no. But if it was my little ponies,
then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,
you're thinking of the cartoon character. So I'm going to
say she knows it right.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Brook's betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis, when
I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,
you can start answering.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
In nineteen eighty two, the toy My Little Pony was
created by has Bro and sold the kids around the world.
I'm gonna tell you three of the pony's original names,
and you have to pick the one that's made up.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It makes sense.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I'm gonna give you three. You pick the wrong one.
Is it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Minty bottom? It's fake, right, that is correct.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
There was a minty and there was a blossom, but
there was no minty bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wow, you gotta go onto those weird dating sites to
find minty bottoms.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also
take the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category
for Alexis.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is nineties movies.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, you guys do a whole thing where Alexis watches
old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where
Jeff on our podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's the only place you can hear it you gotta
go subscribe to our podcast Classic Movie.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the podcasts.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Every time I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused and turned
off by every single nineties movie she watches.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Not true. She enjoyed The Princess Bride.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because the Princess I said it was okay. Yeah, I'm
gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movies.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
She's not gonna get this right.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as
you hear the timer, you could start guessing the movie.
Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four, and it
was critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. It won
a lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it
this past year, so you should be familiar. Name one
other character in it other than Forrest and his love
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interest Jenny.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Oh, no restaurant.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I could have named a handful of US presidents, any
historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Here that the news reporter interviews him.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I didn't really like that movie.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did work, Alexis? You did me proud. Jeffrey bet against
you and you got it wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So jeff and Brooker both safe right now, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was what you just watched.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category for Alexis is children's books.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh I think she likes children's books and still reads
them all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Really, I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is
in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Who was the owner of the chocolate factory?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh that's correct.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh my gosh, everybody's safe.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She's smart. I would not go that far. You doing
something so stupid it's actually genius.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was
another rousing edition.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Of three Seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify
search Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Now that we all got our predictions right, I think
that means Digital Jake is going to have to take
the shock.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Did I bet this game where it's impossible?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I did not think this through, and so Digital Jake
will be getting shocked while singing I want it that way.
By back, you are my fire the one. What DS
you said that on tour out bad. That was your
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shock collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
There are certain days where you never forget where you
were when the earth shattering news dropped and Jeffrey in
the morning, that's true. Today is one of those days.
Hold your loved ones tight because camb Soup just released
its annual poll ranking America's favorite Thanksgiving side dishes, and
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for the first time in sixty plus years, castro mashed
potatoes was not voted number one. It's a soup.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
More than soup.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, it fell to number two. This behind stuffing.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm sorry, I'm the only one in the room. I'll
take stuffing over potatoes.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wet like your potato family from Idaho.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I couldn't eat potatoes until I was about fourteen. I
would gag on them. It was like.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You need to cut them up and chew them.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I didn't even like French fries as a child until
my mom showed me to dip it in mayonnaise, and
then I was like, oh, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Remember about this. It's scary dark day in the food world,
and it gets worse because the rest of the top
five are number three sweet potatoes so good, Number four
green bean casseroles, and number five mac and cheese. Is
a green vegetable ranked ahead of macaroni and cheese?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Is this even America anymore?
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Not ja?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Next year, Brooks gluten free Macha kale muffins are going
to be in the top five.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You love those. They don't even taste like kale forward.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The poll found over half of Americans say they like
Thanksgiving sides more than the entree portion of the meal.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, turkey, My.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Family doesn't even do turkey.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's going to be a dark, dark Thanksgiving this year.
And now we all know why. Laser Stories is coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that's encouraging
shoppers to buy the hot new tech toy this year,
the gravy Fit smart watch. It counts your steps, tracks
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your heart rate, and most importantly, dispenses warm gravy out
the side every time you hit five hundred calories. Screw
the potatoes, drip it straight into your mouth. Laser Stories
the segmentary read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
the other sauce bosses just don't. His first laser story
(12:10):
is out of the Place. That's number one in our
hearts and number one on the police scanners. Florida, a
forty one year old man named Anthony Day was recently
spotted marching down the middle of a suburban street smiling
and waving. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
He was also completely nude.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Wow, he's doing the slow streak. You know, I don't run,
you just really show it off.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, that's the weird turkey trot for sure. On top
of that, it wasn't warm out. The temperature was only
thirty six degrees and Anthony wasn't even wearing socks.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, Oh wow, Well, I mean that's his excuse, right,
that it was cold out. Oh yes, he wanted to
make sure that was part of this news story, so
everybody came across the photos.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway. A driver saw him and they called police, and
cops asked to Anthony what was going on, and he
said something about it being a TikTok prank, but he
didn't even have a phone on him.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Where would you.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Keep it, Jeff, Yeah, there's a drone above the clouds filming.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
He also didn't want to answer any more questions to
protect his privacy, initially gave the officers a fake name
and a fake address to privacy. Yes, and he was
charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and resisting an officer
without violence. So he was booked in jail still naked.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh my gosh, you're just kind of serving him up right.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wow, Maybe more impressively, he's still sticking with his story,
telling guards that he's still doing the TikTok challenge and
they should smile more because they're on video.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
That's where the camera is.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I keep waiting for you to say something about drugs,
but I haven't heard that yet.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, this is just normal Florida behavior.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, okay, typical.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Next laser story is out of California. Three adult brothers
got together recently to clean out their parents' house.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Goodness.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Their mom had passed away some time ago, and it
was time to get things organized and donate stuff to
the goodwill. One of the brothers remember that their mom
had said she had some rare comics somewhere, apparently that
she had bought when she was nine years old in
the depression era of San Francisco. That's cool, so the
men looked all over the place and finally found a
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dozen tucked away in an old box inside the attic.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, how much are they work?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
One of the comics was titled Superman number one from
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, it's not the detective expression.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Turned out to be the very first superhero comic ever produced.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wow, this is priceless.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It looked to be in near pristine condition, So I got.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The guys, got she mentioned it. You noticed if she
had it, they would have just tossed a box without
looking at it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, guys took it to an auction house to have
it a praise. This past weekend, it just sold for
nine point one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dang cheap in my book, cheap they can afford to
get somebody else to do the rest of the cleanout.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's a record for a comic book. And it's not
even close. The previous one was Action Comics Number one
from nineteen thirty eight. That's what I thought was That
one sold for a measily six million just last year.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Yeah, you might as well use it as scraps toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the
HOGI help desk, delicious snow secret. Businesses are kind of
struggling right now, but Panera Bread has a plan to
turn it all around, and that plan is cutting their tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is an issue.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
They weren't before, but promise by management next year every
salad offered at Panera will have cut cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Whoa the cherry.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
A little poppable.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And this is going to turn their whole thing around.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, this is groundbreaking. It's all part of how they're
going to reverse course on cost cutting moves that shrank
salads and sandwiches, and that choice backfired big time on
them and led to a huge drop in customers and sales.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
So they got into the boardroom and they're like, all right,
how are we gonna take this guys?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's right, the CEO said. The new strategy is the
complete opposite. It's called Panera Rise, and it includes plans
to refresh old interiors, put more money into labor, open
some new locations, and make sandwiches bigger and cut those
darn tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Investing in your own business could actually help profits.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Investing in your employees making them happier. I know it
sounds crazy to Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's not the American way.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The CEO said, We've made the guests chase the cherry
tomato around the bowl, but next year that finally ends.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wow, was the whole reason I didn't get lunch there? Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's a whole new world.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Let's go to your final laser story out of Turkey
Headquarters day with the country or the birds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Either one.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We're going the bird on this one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No matter how serious you are about your diet, the
biggest challenge of the year for most people is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 12 (17:19):
Gets all carve You mean challenges How much can I eat?
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Sure, it's a holiday where it's virtually impossible to count calories.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Why would you who does take the day off brook things?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Diet means die from it? Yeah, well, a new report
decided to do it for you, Jeff getting eched. It
looked at how many calories people are downing at the Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
To you is it's the information you're going to bring
to your Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know how much calories you just potato.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Hit the trade me.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, you guys, blood sugar is dangerously low right now.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Someone needs to feed you.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just look there's good news and bad news from this.
First of all, the average Americans caloric intake during Thanksgiving
is just two thy one hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Calories to the hospital and looking.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, it's not that's not.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That Baderry's pie is like fifteen hundred.
Speaker 12 (18:23):
That's gotta be before the pie and the nutrition to say,
two thousand calories a day more than Actually, according to
dietary guidelines in the US, adults should consume anywhere between
sixteen hundred and three thousand calories per day.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know, it depends on what size the vehicle is.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
You know, it also depends on age and weight and
your gender and maybe Brooks severe addiction to desserts.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Tell me what a whole pecan pie is and I
will kill you. Yeah, now, of course that's what I'm
going to eat, though, my God.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Stats are for the whole day, So the Thanksgiving number
is only in range if it's your only meal all
of Thursday, with no snacking, no leftovers. And I'm gonna
say something You're not gonna like, no booze you I know,
brook I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Sorry, And you gotta eat a little breakfast because you've
got to prime your stomach. You can't go on empty,
else it'll shrink, it won't be big enough to take
it all in.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Ge right, So yeah, that all that, that's the bad
news part, which just proves my point. Everybody has to
be careful around Thanksgiving, like this guy he saw the
slow cooker out and thought it was a tanning bit
for all the right inside. Why I'm saying be careful
and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
(19:38):
end for the day. And also, are turtle appetizers are ready?
You're the one who said eat more broke turtle toes
on us sale means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Before today, I thought the worst kind of first day
was one where your parent randomly shows up uninvited.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I feel like it has.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, I invite her to thom Man.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was wrong because we got a voicemail from a
guy who planned a whole date night that actively involves
his own dad.
Speaker 15 (20:19):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And then it only gets weirder when he reveals the
rest of the plane plus a new conspiracy theory we've
never heard before. And at the Dark Center of it
is a popular kitchen product we all have used.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's definitely true.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You're gonna hear it when we play all these messages
coming up in a brand new loser line right after this.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Is this the right number? It's a line good.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say a guy
approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pick ap line on you. Hey girl, I
saw you over there and I'm wondering are you a campfire?
Because I think I want some more dd doves. My
(21:09):
name is Barnaby Barnaby Wild surprisingly single. After he drops
that line, whatever you do, don't tell him to pitch
his own tent somewhere. Instead, tell him you want to
play sleeping bear and you'll be.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The jar of honey.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And that's when you leave him the number of the
loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we
can play over the air voicemails like this one. Next message, Hi, Drew,
it's Joey.
Speaker 16 (21:39):
Look, I just want to I want to apologize and
explain again. I just wasn't paying attention because I was
on my phone. And I didn't realize that it was
the men's restroom that I was walking into. Okay, I
just I went to the last doll and I opened it,
and that's where we, you know, met, I guess officially,
(22:02):
you know for the first time. What's important here, Drew,
is I just want you to know that I was
only running out screaming creeper because I thought that you
were in the women's restroom, which I feel really stupid
saying now because clearly I was the the creeper in
that situation. So anyway, I just I want to make
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it up to you somehow, like maybe maybe I can
take you out to dinner, and I guess I promise
if either of us needs to use the restroom, we'll
go into separate ones and I'll read the signs better.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
I guess.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
I don't know next message.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's the funniest image of a girl walking in a men's.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Room, opening a stole and going great.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,
they probably actually banned the guy. He's like, no, no, no, oh,
I swear yeah right.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet
is Brooks love language, so it's true.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I like
she was kind of coming on.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Bar had to offer that next message.
Speaker 17 (23:20):
Hey, I hope this.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Isn't gonna ruin things, but.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
My dad's gonna drive us on our date.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
And it's not what you think, like you know, like
dy are well, it's well, actually all right, it's a
d y but yeah, I mean I don't want to
make this weird, but I was thinking, like, if my
dad's coming, maybe would you want to like invite your
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mom to come.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 17 (23:52):
I don't know if she's like single or anything. But
since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,
you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's
dropping us off at the burger place. He's probably just
gonna sit there and wait till we're done, and then
after he'll take us back home.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I mean, we could do whatever we want there.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
He's he's pretty relaxed about like rules and stuff like that.
He's not gonna bug us. So I don't know, if
you want to ask your mom, just let me know
if she's down for something like that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Next, I just feel like somebody needs to explain, Like
ride shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean,
a chance. This is a moment that you spring for that. Like,
I understand, you can't drive, you don't have your driver's license.
You made a terrible choice, but let's take care of
it in a different way.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah yeah, But you know what's an even better double
date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with
your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Are you with your family?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm just going off of this. So many strange and
sensual segments are available to consume for brothers and sisters
and mommies and dads.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I don't want to go there.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Make sure you watch the video of us in studio
reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before
you hit the lights and spin that bottle.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Baby, you're gonna get us taken down. I don't really
do anything. I don't even want to have family dinner
with my only family after you said all.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That, I'm just showing you how to get it hot.
Right now, Let's keep turning up the heat by going
back to these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?
Speaker 18 (25:28):
Uh okay, Ladanian, I don't know why you felt the
need to lie to me about who you are.
Speaker 19 (25:35):
And I'm feeling pretty stupid for believing you.
Speaker 18 (25:38):
But do you think I was not going to go
home and look you up, like I thought a white
guy's name would be Ladanian and he was a star
running back in the NFL. Uh, you do realize that
all that information is available on the internet. Yeah, so
you totally freaking lie to me. And I really really
(25:59):
wanted to believe you because I just thought, well, even
though he's short, maybe out of shape, maybe he's like
super fast or crafty on the field. I really wanted
to believe you. But absolute both and your little.
Speaker 19 (26:11):
Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm
pretty sure he was not the person that you said
he was either, So lose my number, don't text me
good luck with your freaking fake NFL career.
Speaker 18 (26:23):
Idiot.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Next message, so you're telling you there's two white, pudgy
guys running around telling women they were pro NFL running
backs named la Damion and Levion. They're giving out the
loser line to these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
She's like, look, you may have faked your career, but
I had your number, so I got.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The last one.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
She believed it for a second.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And that's the scariest part is that people are buying
it to the story.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, next message, dude, I swear I've never been so
shocked in my life. And like, I'm sorry that I
had to walk out of the bar on you after
like fifteen minutes, but it was just like who lives
like that?
Speaker 18 (27:04):
Seriously?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
No one, and I mean absolutely no one is using
brit of filters anymore.
Speaker 18 (27:10):
I can't even believe you shall have one.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I actually care about what goes into my body.
Speaker 19 (27:14):
Okay, so that's why I drive out like once a
week to the well onside my grandpa's house.
Speaker 13 (27:19):
Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Do you not realize the brit is part of the
Chinese government and they're making.
Speaker 18 (27:29):
Them every time you buy a Britle.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
A good job, britt of Filters.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
It's a new thing.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for
all of China's military and nuclear weaponry tastes so crisp.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, can't wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Remember listen to the loser line regularly at this time every week,
and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, No, no filters here, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
No, you can all of your favorite loser lines right there. Now.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
We're gonna do a phone tap right after.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Today we call a woman who's a rare type.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
She doesn't like going out to restaurants or to big
sporting events or concerts. No, she prefers spending her time
at the library.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
According to her partner Steve, she checks out books all
the time and really loves it. The only thing she
doesn't like is the city recently reduced the hours that
they're open.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean it is not easy to get to the
library these days.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's made her very upset, and now the city's about
to make another major change that she's probably not gonna love.
You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
It's another.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Hi, is this Abigail. Yeah speaking hi abigil This is
Dave from the public Library. I hope it's okay that
I give you a call. Has found your number in
our system?
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Uh, sure, what is this about.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, I know that you're always one of our best,
most loyal patrons, and we're really appreciative you always return
books on time every week.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
We want to thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh, of course, now we do need to speak with
you about some changes that are going to be coming down.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The pike over here.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
What kind of changes.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Well, as you're aware, the city is in a little
bit of a budget deficit again, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
For the twenty eighth year in a row. They can't
seem to get anything right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, you know that is fair.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
They don't manage their money very well.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But as you know, the library does fall under the
city umbrella. And so while we will not be upping
the late fees like some people.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
My books on time anyway, right now.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I understand that I'm just saying, starting next month, we're
going to be instituting a cover charge similar to a
bar or a club.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Give me what a cover charge?
Speaker 10 (30:03):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Have you not been to a bar or club? I
guess need you go to the library? So probably not
none of your.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Business, frankly, can you just elaborate.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well, so if you have a book that you reserved,
let's say, and you just want to walk inside. That'll
be seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
At the door.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Seven dollars, well.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Ten dollars on the weekends, because you know Saturdays and
Sundays are our most popular days. What kind of half
would an idea is that we just we need to
find a way to supplement the deficit because we don't
have enough money to stay open.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
So you're going to punish people for going to the library.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Uh no, not punish. We're going to charge people, not
hit them.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
This is not okay. You cannot charge people to go
into the library. I'm there every week, and I wouldn't
pay a quarter to get in.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You're right, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You'd have to pay seven dollars or ten dollars on
the weekends.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Hey, smartness, it was just an example. I wouldn't pay
a cent.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, good, because we wouldn't accept since we would only
do I got it only to accept credit cards. Okay,
I'm sorry, you just you seem a little bit upset.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Yes, of course I'm upset. I go to the library
every week. I take books out every week, I return
them every week.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Okay, now you're telling me I need to.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Pay you to come into the library.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, exactly. I've heard all that already. I'm just trying
to relay this information to you.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Well it's unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Well you need to accept it because it's happening.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
I will not accept it, you know what.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I'm gonna let you think about it for five seconds
and then check back in with you.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
It does not matter how long I think about this.
It is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Two one Have you accepted it now?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
I have not accepted it. Because is there a manager
I can talk to.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I'm the last employee who works here. So what you
know what I'm going to do for you? If you
come in today, I'll knock a dollar off of your
cover charge.
Speaker 10 (31:44):
I already told you I will not be paid to
come into the library.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
It's only going to be six dollars. Do you accept it?
Five seconds? Five?
Speaker 10 (31:51):
I do not accept it.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Three? Two?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm not going to back up to seven dollars. I'm sorry.
The deal has gone away.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Also, I don't really know if this matters at this point.
But in an effort to connect with the younger generations here,
we're gonna be rebranding and no longer call this the library.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're gonna be calling it D's Books.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
This has to be a joke.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
That's books with a Z.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
There is no way that you, or the city, or
anyone in this world could come up with an idea
of this as nine.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, you're right, it wasn't me or the city, but
your partner Steve might be asinine to come up with it.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, your partner.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Steve emailed our show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
and he said he want us to do a prank
phone call on you.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Oh okay, get it.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Steve said that you love the library so much and
you really hate change, so he wanted us to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And we thought, okay, well maybe we can combine both.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Oh yeah, you had me going. I'd had to be
the dumbest idea I ever heard. Driving people a cover with.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
A library these books.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I don't even know what's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You know me either.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Honestly, I'll see at the library, all right, I hope
so probably in the.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Self help section. Okay, wake up.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Every morning with phone taps weekday Mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
On a first date at a nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
What could go wrong with the meal?
Speaker 13 (33:26):
Not a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I got a chef cooking for you. I mean, like,
you eat it way too fast and now you're just
staring at them for the next fifty minutes doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, that looks like every dinner date with my husband.
That man shovels the.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Food, or maybe your card gets declined and your mommy
has to come and pay for you. Although kind of
a good flex that your mom loves you enough to
do that. There are plenty of options, and we've actually
heard a lot of them on this show. But one
of our listeners says he made a different restaurant faux pas,
and it happened early while he was still holding the menu.
(33:58):
Y oh no, We're going to find out if it
derailed his chances in your second date update. Right after
this second Date update, the results are in.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Because recent studies have shown about fifty percent of couples
now meet online compared to just twenty two percent only
five years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
That's crazy, that's a huge John it's like the pandemic,
like super Yeah, it made.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
A really normal, really quick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So now going forward, Brook, if you want to spice
up the relationship with your husband, you're going to have
to make him a dating profile.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Oh okay, I.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Think I could make him a really good one.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I mean to be honest, Well, I think joke's on you.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
He already has one.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Wait whoa.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, you're looking for a third right now, according to him.
And we're not going to go into that because I
want to talk right now. Because to Jordy, the listener
who wrote into our show because apparently he met a
girl out in real life, bucking all of the latest trends,
you're the minority now, I r L Jeordy, good work,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hey guys, So where'd you meet this woman?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So?
Speaker 14 (35:10):
I met Harper at this German bar? Actually, uh, you know,
I was playing bachi ball.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Do you guys know what that is? You have bought
you ball on my rooftop of my apartment.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So he tossed big these like big colorful balls onto
like a field, and then you try to toss other
balls towards the ball.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
It's an Italian game playing at a German bar. But
what happened?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, okay, so you said her name was Harper.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Yeah, yeah, she was actually a waitress there.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh oh, I assumed that she was going to be
like playing in the stall next year or something like that. Right, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (35:45):
She was super cute, and I mean she was super
helpful too, because I actually had to have this like
long cock with her to tell her to cut off
one of my drunk friends.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Friend, you had to do it like nicely.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm sure that's happened to you, and you just don't
if you have good.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Friends, if anything, probably makes you look kind of good
to her because you seem like a responsible guy exactly.
Speaker 14 (36:10):
It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's like you look better
than those people.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh can I ask real quick? Was there an indication
that she was interested in you? Because cute waitresses get
hit on all the time and.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
They smile and everyone thinks they're getting brok tries to
get them to be the third in her relationship.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Harper, I mean, Harper is a hot name.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
But again, sorry, that is a conversation for another day.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Tell us, how did you work Harper?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That's not the right way, Jack, How did you get
harper to agree to a date?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
There?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It is?
Speaker 14 (36:44):
Well, I just simply asked her on the way out.
I was like, look are you single? And she said
was asking?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And I said I am good.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
Yeah, and I decaid I'd love to take you out sometime.
And she actually gave me her Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Dude, if we done this and it's our loser line O.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Line.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Also, is that your only meet up? Or did you
guys actually have a date. No, No, we had a date. Okay,
so it is her numbers because we all know she.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Probably just gave you a number to get ready.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So what did you do?
Speaker 14 (37:20):
We went out for drinks, little food. You know, she
looked amazing. I mean when she was like out of
her waiter outfits.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You didn't need to mention the second part.
Speaker 19 (37:29):
She knows.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
Yeah, I mean I did have one embarrassing moment on
the date. We tried to order some keyshe Lorraine, and
I said, quickie, Loran. You know I didn't take French
in high school, Like excuse me?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, well, you're.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Also clashing with the batch you ball in.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
The Germans don't want to be elitist by being able
to say keish.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
That's a tough wor what was her reaction.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
She totally laughed it off.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
It was a little embarrassing, but after that, like I
think it kind of lightened the mood a little bit,
and from thereat.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Especially if you can be self deprecating about it, you
know what I mean, Like it could almost even turn
into like your inside joke together.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, the next thing, I speak German and then you
just ruin it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:12):
So we actually like kissed at the end of the day,
so that was nice. And she was the one who
texted me that night saying that she got home safe
and that she certain wait to see me. So whoa,
Like it seems super clear, right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Are you sure you didn't read that wrong too?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
There's no way to read that I was in English.
Speaker 14 (38:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, so you've you've had a solid first date. You
kissed her at the end of it. She's the one
saying I can't wait to hang out again.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And how long has it.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Been It's been like ten days or so.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Well, something must have happened in her life, Like I
already have a feeling this is not your fault.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I oh, I can see that, like were I don't know,
maybe work got crazy or there's a family emergency.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
She kindled something and was just oh, yeah, who knows,
But what's happened in those ten days? That's a long time.
Have you asked her like, what have you done? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
I mean there was one time where I thought one
date was gonna work, but then she asked about a
different date, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
A ball player came into her work.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Might be okay, Well, we can reach out to Harper
for you and see if she agrees to going out
with you one more time. If not, then you might
have a backup. Often because Brooke and her husband.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
You know, but.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Jeff is not online.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, we only like the online one able to.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Keep some distance. Sorry, but you know what, We'll work
on Harper first and try and get you your second
date update.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Second date update, we're in the middle of a second
date update with our listener, Jordy. And Jordy likes cute
waitresses at German BATCHI ball bars. He likes to mispronounce
Keish Lorraine just to seem vulnerable and flawed.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
How did he say something?
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, he said, you said Quicklyitch. What did you say, Jordie?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
I said, quick.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
And he really likes to receive texts saying I can't
wait to see you again, because that's exactly what is dade,
Harper said to him after they went out. So why
is she not jumping at the chance to hang out again?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, she's the one that said she wanted to Jeordy.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
You think there's another guy who mispronounces French words even
worse than you do.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Maybe that's her thing.
Speaker 14 (40:29):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah, he tried to order me a quabernet, having.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Gone, oh oh yeah, that's hot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I don't even know how you have mispronounced.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
So much pronounced.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
I mean, look, Harper is a really cute waitress. She
probably has a lot of guys asking her out.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh my god, I bet she's saying no fifty times
a day, every other table. It's so annoying. But that's
why you're so special, is that she said yes to
you and you guys had a great day issue she said, yeah.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
But like, look, guys, if that's it, if that's the
thing where she has another guy, like, just convince her
that I'm a good guy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
You know, in the five minutes so we've spent with you,
totally will vouch for you.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
You're welcome like a good guy, honestly.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Not even kidding.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, a lot of good guys insist how good they are.
So we're just gonna trust you on that, and we're
gonna call Harper.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Let's see if she answers.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Okay, all right, I don't know you. I mean, you
seem nice from a little bit be spoken. Okay, you
just stay where you're at, though, buddy, we don't know
you that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Let's get her on the phone.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Hello, Hey, is this Harper?
Speaker 14 (41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (41:49):
Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
We're a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. Good morning, Hi Harper. That half of the
room isn't very excited to talk to you, obviously, but
I don't think she talked to us.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
This half of the you just don't want to come
into What are you calling for? See?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, this is this is something we do call the
Second Date Update. And one of our listeners named Jordi,
asked us to reach out to you anything else?
Speaker 13 (42:15):
I said, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
You remember?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Okay, We're just trying to help him out because, according
to Jeordi, he says he's been putting in a lot
of effort trying to figure out a good time that
would work for you to meet up just because he
felt like you guys bonded connected.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Is it just something where the schedules aren't aligning.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
No, there was just like a lot of effort.
Speaker 14 (42:40):
That's kind of a problem.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
What too much? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, can you elaborate?
Speaker 13 (42:46):
I mean, like on the surface when I met him,
like I was working and then we went and hung
out and like he was a good guy, and well
that's like what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, Like he's what you were looking for. I mean,
like I thought, so okay, so what changed?
Speaker 13 (43:03):
So we hung out and it wasn't until after that
I realized something was off. Like I had every intention
to go out again.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, okay, what's the problem. Is it something about him?
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:18):
He gave me three options to hang out all in
a row, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Like, why is he
so available?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wait? What do you hold on?
Speaker 7 (43:28):
Did he want a three day date or he was
just like pick a day and we.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Can do that one.
Speaker 13 (43:32):
No, he was like, these are all the days that
I'm available, And I have to believe me and my
friends do that. There's a guy between the age twenty
four and thirty two ish. If they have that much
time to hang out, it really means that he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Oh oh wait, wait a loser. Wow, you're calling him
a loser because he gave you multiple options of times
where he wants to hang out because he likes you.
Speaker 13 (44:01):
Yeah, because like they're all in a row, and it's like, Okay,
he should be grinding away planning for his future. Wait,
maybe not working or like working on a promotion or
getting somewhere.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maybe he is, like, in my mind, you're a waitress.
So he's probably just trying to give you options because
it's probably hard to align schedules, Like he probably figures
you work on the weekends.
Speaker 13 (44:26):
I mean that sounds like an excuse he to use.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I guess well, it sounds like he's doing it for you,
because nowadays we hear from a lot of women who
tell us guys don't put in enough effort, they want
the easy thing, they don't really care. Yeah, Jordy sounds
like the total opposite, Like he's willing to do whatever
just to see you.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Make plans the other days that you say you can't.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, but he didn't say that.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
He was like, I'm wide open, and I'm like, well,
what else are you doing with your life? Just pursuing me?
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay, Okay, sadly this makes but doesn't mean we agree
with it.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
I don't know that it does make sense to me.
He's not a loser. Like you liked him, You liked
everything about him. You said that he tracked all your boxes. Basically, yeah,
I mean he did.
Speaker 13 (45:14):
He actually had decent hygiene.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Which see Okay, but but he's too available for you.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Maybe that's why it's hygiene is so good. He has
got time for it. I mean again, you don'tant a date.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
Someone who wants to hang out every single day sometimes
like they need to have a life.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well sure, oh god.
Speaker 13 (45:31):
And especially in the beginning getting to know who they are,
and it just seems like he's just wide open to
do whatever. And okay, but we're trying to build who
we are as people.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
What would you want his response to be when you say, hey,
I can't wait to see you again. What should he
have written.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
Back to He shouldn't have. He should have just let
me hang for a bit.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
That was a red flag.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, Well, it's cut of like a game.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I don't I don't want to tell you this because
it's not that he he's like super available to talk
to you. An, that's not what this is.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
He was so busy. It's like we had to call
him so many times.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
It is just in the middle of his extremely hectic day.
He's taken a little bit of time to jump on
the phone right now to talk to you because Jordie's
there a harper.
Speaker 13 (46:16):
Oh so you've been on the phone.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Just a little bit, like barely.
Speaker 14 (46:23):
I heard you call me a loser who has too
much time on his hands.
Speaker 13 (46:27):
Well. Yeah, they asked me to be honest, and I
was honest.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
She didn't asked me what was I mean, that's what
Jordie wanted. He wanted to know.
Speaker 14 (46:37):
Do you think I'm a loser because I want to
go out a second time? Like that part doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 13 (46:42):
No, it's just it's just a little red flaggy to
be able to hang out three nights in a row,
and like, my perfect guy would never do that. He
shouldn't have all the time in the world for me.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You know, I'm sorry, my perfect guy shouldn't have all
the time.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
Be totally clear, I didn't want to hang out with
you three nights and I gave you three options.
Speaker 13 (47:03):
Okay, you're just being a little way too chill at
this time in your life. You know, now the time
is to work hard and we're going to chill later.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, well, well you're servant. Stein's in a German bar, like,
I mean, she probably makes more than I do here.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Well, it's just like, what are you doing to do
the same thing?
Speaker 13 (47:25):
Well, you don't even know me, so how about you
shut your mouth?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah? You who are you complaining about the people bringing
you alcohol?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
I think being a server is a great job. But
she's like expecting him to like do all these big
great things, like what are you doing to plan for
your future?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You stay in your lane and keep not tipping people.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I just like, I hate when people do that.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
This is about Jordie.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Jordie, she's concerned that you're too free and you're too available.
Prove to her that that's not true. Busy and how
much you got going on?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Are you don't want to date?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (48:01):
I mean it sounds like that would be more attractive
to you. I mean, I just don't understand why you
want to play these games. Like we met in real life,
I thought you were a good person.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Okay, that's actually a point.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I mean, how busy are you right now?
Speaker 14 (48:12):
I mean I'm kind of busy. I'm not totally busy.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
You're super busy, right slam?
Speaker 14 (48:19):
Okay, Like, look, I'm looking to get busier, all right?
Speaker 13 (48:26):
See red flaggy much?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Oh god, he sounds like a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
That's what she wants. She doesn't want that, but you
did want.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It that night.
Speaker 14 (48:35):
Look, look, Harper, let's rewind. Pretend I didn't call you
for two weeks? Are you turned on now?
Speaker 13 (48:41):
Weeks? It's only been ten days.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We're imagining, Harper.
Speaker 13 (48:47):
I mean, the reality is you sent me a lot
of freaking texts with like a lot of freaking days,
and now you have me on a radio show.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
It does look bad.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
You know what The thing is, we made him do it.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, we got all the time in the world.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
He didn't even want to be here, he didn't have
time to know, but he was kind enough to take
a little bit of time out to do this with us,
just so that I could ask you if you would
like to see Jordi one more time, and we would
pay for that date.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't even know if he's free.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Honestly, Jordi, are you even free interested? Not anymore?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm all booked up.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I'm sorry. She's like, so I'll see.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
You next weekend.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
I mean, I'm not really into these games that he's
playing with me, and I'm not going to follow.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Sweetie was talking like Brook, Now this is okay, no,
no such game.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Alright, this is going bad.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Looking. Jeffrey in the morning got a text into seven eight, five,
nine to two that says, with that out look, I
hope she's ready to die alone.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, you know, like everybody's.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Saying that she's like looking. She says she's looking for something,
but she found it because.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What she just wants to be wanted.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
And the outlook that I think they're referring to is
the theory that if a guy says he's available to
hang out with you multiple nights in a row, that
means he's a loser and must have absolutely nothing going on.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Is not correct that because when girls try to hang
out with me and I tell him I'm sorry, I
got two jobs.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I'm streaming video games every single night. It also deters.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yes, it also matters what you're busy doing got my
D and D club on Friday on Saturday night, so
I can't hang out.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Sorry, but I.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
Make tons of money.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Hello, Hello, Hello, guys, just give up. There's going to
be easier to be Just quit because actually they're going
to feel more attracted to you that you've.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Given up on that.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Women based on her, I mean.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Just too late. She speaks for all women.
Speaker 9 (51:00):
Hey, how do cancel it?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
My two guys?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You saw that coming.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
But you know what, if you need help with your
dating life, go ahead, email the show. We'll call that
person who isn't calling you back, and go check out
all of our podcasts. We are the home of the
second Date Update wherever you get yours at Broken Jeffrey Brook.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh this is your final reminder take your last hot
selfies of the year now before your body is ruined
by cramming your face with pounds upon pounds of delicious
holiday foods. Yeah, because yes, eating season is coming down
the pike, and we're gonna celebrate that by undoing the
(51:41):
top button on all of our pants and playing a
game guaranteed to clog your arteries and stop your hearts
in the good way.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
I can't believe we're not just taking our pants.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Off trying to have a little bit of decency.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Still, we're gonna do it in a brand new edition
of riffin Around. Yes, a special eating season version of
the game that tests your musical knowledge and asks are
you smarter than a radio DJ?
Speaker 14 (52:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Probably, but now you can actually prove it when we
play Riffing Around coming up right after this, do you
smell that either Brooks got another bun in the Dutch
oven or it's time for a fresh baked edition of
Around riff Around where I play the instrumental of a
(52:33):
famous song and my co hosts apparently take off their
clothes and then they show their complete lack of musical
knowledge by trying to guess the tune. And because Thanksgiving
is right around the corner, all of today's songs have
foods in the title. No, they're not necessarily Thanksgiving foods,
(52:55):
but they are foods, I can assure you. Okay. And
Jose obviously has the advantage as the resident foody of
the show, But brook this could be right up your ally.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
I'm a resident I consider myself a foodie.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
But we're going to start with a girl who uses
a cooked turkey as her reference for the ideal spray
tan Alexis. Name this food theme song?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
The title the correct title?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Am no, what is it called?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
I know? I couldn't. Oh my god, I need a guest.
Can't go through all the lyrics here? The lyrics three
two one? All right, we're going to if you can see.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Need a guess.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I don't have Brook by the Ocean. I couldn't think
of the lyrics. All right, I'm diabetics. I'm We're onto you.
Your repute as a mother is on the line if
you fail to correctly identify this food themed song. It's
(54:12):
a classic.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
High Oh she got one of the works in the.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Stealing. It's the beginning of the song.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
You can't it's the beginning.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
We're subtracting a point from Brook for arguing about hose
can you steal it? I'm gonna go with wrong. The
correct answer was American Pie by Don McLean.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Miss a subtract a point because you made a poor musical.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Chative to we're trying to set an all new record.
Speaker 7 (54:57):
You and I may win just because.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I'm gonna gotta go.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
We're on to Jose all those nights watching food videos
on the toilet. It will have paid off if you
can guess like tacos or Chinese dumplings. Let's see you
can get this song changing it up the vile bit.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
This isn't a family thing?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Oh oh, joy is gonna get by Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That's one of Jose's.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Favorite I love this song.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
We're on to the second round here. The score is
Alexis zero. Jose's in the lead with one Brooke taking
up the rear with the negative.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I was up one. Jeffrey Aude does not fly on
riff away back to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Alexis, please name this food theme song.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Sugar Yeah style.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
I haven't written down already.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
You coming, They've not song in two notes?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Really, I thought it only has to be the hook
of the song. The rules chance to redeem yourself. I
will double your points here if you can correctly guess
this food theme song.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
A very popular song all over the world.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
That's not it.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Surprisingly, I'm gonna go with uh turkey legs steal it.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
I don't know to no, it's not that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Got it, got it fruits wrong? Okay, take what is
butter but bt s of course, Jose jumps into soul
control of the lead with too correct and again I'm
gonna give you double points because this one's tough. If
you can correctly guess this song.
Speaker 6 (57:07):
Oh my God, dance too much, the pants dance? What's
it called? What's it called?
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Jolly time? By Wow Jose?
Speaker 1 (57:26):
I heard so long?
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You're four correct. Alexis has one Brooks still negative to there.
Let's go there. It in final round and this one
we're gonna mix it up a little bit. Not looking
for the song with food, but the artist who's associated
with food.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
I need the artist that's associated also for.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
The third time, artist is associated with food.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Wait, wait a minute, here we go. Alexis, name the
artist that sings this famous.
Speaker 9 (57:58):
Song, oh Black.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
I guess easy.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
I just sighed, That's all I did.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
I just side Brooke. Insert disparaging comment here. Named this song?
You know, don't name the song. Name the artists who
sings this song the Cranberries. It was too easy for
She gets one correct, bringing.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Her triple points on that one back down to negatives.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Then you questioned it and you lost it. We double
negative two.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
It's like negative four.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
I mean negative two is actually generous. Jose to take
it home. Name the artist who sings this song, Oh
don Jose ten Posco on the n of the ripping
around thanks to an edition, is Jose.
Speaker 14 (59:01):
Blane right around in the gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
I'm jeff row row row your throat to boat.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Your phone tap is coming up right.
Speaker 8 (59:12):
After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Today, We've got Lilia on the phone. Who is playing
you from the Big Island this morning? And I believe
it's well yeah, and we're not great with names over here,
because I told Alexis that out in the hallway and
she said, oh, the Big Island of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
Names or geography, jeff or we don't even know the word.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Not good with anything's Staten Island?
Speaker 8 (59:52):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (59:53):
What are you doing on the Big Island right now?
Speaker 2 (59:55):
I work over here? Oh you? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (59:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (59:59):
What are you gonna eat today? That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
There's so much to choose from, you know, the poke.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Hungry. I'm getting too excited. I've got to lead.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's a good strategy. You're like throwing brook off with
this shrew and she's already beat you once Brooks. She's
want to know against you all time to go. I
don't know, Lilia. You know how the game works. He
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past. But you
do have to beat Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
I am, good luck. Your time starts now. Travis Barker
celebrates a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band.
Speaker 18 (01:00:41):
Oh My God?
Speaker 14 (01:00:42):
Past?
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
A manometer is used to measure what distance, pressure or
length length?
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
In basketball?
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands
to bounce the ball double dribble? Name the famous French
sculpture of a naked man sitting down with his hand
on his chin. The Federal Railroad Administration says, how many
times does a train need to blow its whistle before
it can move forward? That's a good question for training whistles.
(01:01:11):
I didn't even know this was a thing. That's awesome.
So Brooke is coming back in the studio, and I
see in my phone screener here, Lily that for Thanksgiving,
your going down to Mexico to visit family.
Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Yes, I'm going to Oh my.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
God, just tropical place to tropical place.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Amazing food you eat.
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
On Thanksgiving in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
So then they're celebrating chickens.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Oh yeah, they celebrate our thanks Okay, yeah, the whole
world does exactly what we do America, Broye.
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
And if they don't, will make them do everyone surrounds
around us.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I forgot. You don't how many Thanksgiving specials around.
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Have fun?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I hate us?
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Okay, brock you your time starts now. Travis Barker celebrates
a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band
A man meter is used to measure what distance pressure
or length pressure?
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
In basketball?
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands
to bounce.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
The ball double hand?
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Name the famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting
down with his hand on his chin. The thinker the
Federal Railroad Administration says, how many times does a train
need to blow its whistle before.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It can move forward?
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Three times?
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
She went with the triple blow.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Oh it could before here comes the train.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Find out in a second. First, let's go to the
scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Take your pants off. I don't even know your name. Lea.
You got one correct today, man, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
A tough one.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, Brooke, you got three, couldn't get me this time?
All tied up one in one all time. Let's go over.
The answer is real quick. Though Travis Barker celebrates a birthday,
he is the drummer of Blink one E two. A
manimeter or a mon monometer.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Monometer probably is right. I'm a mameter.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Monometer is used to measure pressure and it confined space,
like in a boiler.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
And if it was a manometer, it would measure length.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
In basketball, the penalty when somebody uses both hands to bounce.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
The balls called the double dribble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
The famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting down
with his hand on his chin is called the Jeffrey
aka the Thinker.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
She just laugh She thinks she's as sweet lady she likes.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And the Federal Railroad Administration says before a train can
move forward, it's got to blow its whistle two times.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
My grandmother always told me it was them going here
comes the train. I think it's real. I'm telling you.
My grandmother wouldn't fly, so we spent a lot of
time on trains with her.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah, we know. It was a very depressing life. Okay,
so literally, unfortunately we couldn't get the victory there, but
just for being on with us, you do get some
free Brook and Jeffrey swag.
Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
We'll be back to Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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