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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sweet, it's podcast time. Welcome to the full show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We've got it all here, But first a reminder that
you can do some good right now and look really
cool doing it.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh yeah, did I sound cool when I said that,
Alexis No, but keep going ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's merged for a cause, with one of the proceeds
going to help hurricane relief efforts with Heart to Heart International.
So please buy your sweatshirt, buy your t shirt. No,
the money is truly helping. Go to Brooknjeffrey dot com.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And thanks to the people who've already bought them.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
We've already gotten pictures from people. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes for for sure, and here's your podcast.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I kind of like to think of this show as
the cast of Charlie Brown, oh, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. I'm the blockhead. Of course, let's get that.
We'll get that out of the way, Okay, Brook, I
would say, is Lucy the sniopy know it all older
sister with poof sleeves?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Me honestly, her fashion choices were really good.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Alexis and Jose are kind of like Snoopy and Woodstock.
You've got the little blonde flittering around being dramatic and
Snoopy sleeping on the doghouse again, trying to make extra
money on Twitch with his year round Christmas light display.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
No one wants to give something.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It is weird that he never takes those lights downs.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
And then we've got the ancillary characters. Digital Jake is Schroeder,
the piano playing smart guy who doesn't get enough credit.
Absolute producer, Boyd, he's the teacher obviously. Yeah, yeah, we're
over on time. We get it, BOYD. Are you guys
having there? Editor Ashley is basically my sweet younger sister Sally.

(01:51):
And last but not least, there's Lioness. No, that's pig Pen.
Lioness is the little boy with the security blanky and
the thumb in its mouth all the time. And that's
our technical director Ashton. And this week we're sending Linus
out for reverse trick or treato this week.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
If you don't know, it's pretty simple. He's going to
go to a local neighborhood and attempt to convince homeowners
to leave their house. Let Ashton go inside and have
them ring the doorbell to trick or treat at their
own residence.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
We get a video recording on this.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yes, we have to what is that legal?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Does who cares?

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, we'll steal the ring doorbell cam.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
If we have to. This is going to be so fun.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Some people on the textport at seventy five nine to
two predict physical violence toward Ashton.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Those He's not really an intimidating presence. It's not like
he's going to show up and be like I'm going
to get robbed.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's a boy scout who's.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Lost his way.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
We can't even send Yeah, boy, it makes them all
the more easy to beat up. But I have faith
that he will be hurt but recover quickly from the
definitely be looking out for that.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Are you growing your mustache thicker just to be more
intimidating as a step.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, I just want to make sure, like I'm trying
to convince them that I'm actually a copse.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Nobody's buying it. We are in the planning stages, though.
Make sure you're following our socials at Brook and Jefferies
who you can see Ashton go reverse trick or treating
for Halloween. Now let's move on. We got to get
into the shock collar question of the day with our
piano playing smart guy who clearly does not get enough
credit for what he does. Digital Jake, let's go dude.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
A question came into my mind yesterday.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
He's playing that piano by himself. Amazing.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
I wondered, what are the people on this show actually
good at? Like Brook is great at saying she's a
big tipper, but in actuality, that's a fake one sided
coin she left in the town. The water will find
that surprise later. And Jose he's pretty good at gaming,
but he's even better at crying for money.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Ready to do to get money?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
But the one thing I know we're not good at
and maybe we can improve today is our knowledge of
school based movies. Because last week was a total fail.
When I gave you four questions and three of you
got them wrong, I felt bad. So we're gonna try
again with another Fools in Schools edition of twenty of twenty.

(04:38):
Now it's the same as last time. I'll describe a
popular film that's centered around a place of education. You
just have to name the movie to stay in the game.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Okay, got it.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
We'll start with the woman who still spells school with
a K. That's Alexis. Alexis to number one through twenty.
Please eleven for eleven. This two thousand and one flicks
about a young woman with the initials e W who
breaks stereotypes by attending Harvard Law. Blond is correct?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That would for life?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, all right, we're over to Brook.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Number fourteen, number fourteen.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
This two thousand and three film featured a failed musician
that turns a class of kids into a rock band.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh yeah, that'd be a school of rock.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
School of rock is correct?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That was hungover yesterday, Jose?

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Number please four, number four Jose. This nineteen ninety five
movie was about a wealthy high schooler who plays matchmaker
while navigating her own love life.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You know he plays matchmaker?

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Clueless? Clueless? Correct during that question. I don't know a.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Plot of the movie, but I know nineteen ninety five,
and I just remember how like hotly back to Jeffrey?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh no, okay, how about a number six?

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Number six Jeffrey. This two thousand and seven flick featured
two friends who try to party hard before their high
school day's end.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
It's like every high school movie, ye it to those
two thousand and seven two friends. Gosh, the only thing
that's coming to mind immediately, and I know it's wrong.
I think I have it is to dude, where's my car?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That was I was taking super bad?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Whars my car?

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Incorrect?

Speaker 7 (06:28):
It was super bad? Alexis remember please nine number nine.
This twenty eighteen film is about a girl's secret love
letters which gets sent out, changing her life and not.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
For the good film Is this the Netflix went to?
All the boys I've loved before?

Speaker 7 (06:47):
All the boys I've loved before?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
Is?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh God, I heard of it?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay give me seventeen Brook.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
This twenty ten movie features a student who uses gossip
to boost her social standing. What's surprising results? What film
is that?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Shoot?

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Is it mean? Girls?

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Mean? Girls?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Stay? Incorrect?

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Girls was a little earlier. This was starring Emma Stone.
What they called it.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Easy as Oh that's a great though for about that?

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Yeah, I did too, Jose, you get this wrong? Alexis
wins Today's edition of plenty of twenty.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, can I go one?

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Is it said?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
One? No?

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Number one? Jose. This film debuted in twenty nineteen, and
it was about two overachievers who decided to let loose
the night before graduation.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Watch movies like So Sooner than all the other Ones
you've asked.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
So you didn't know this most recent coach, the.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Most recent one. I keep thinking about that Christmas movie
about the.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Office party, Office Christmas Party.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yes, thank you, that's about an office, it's not about
a school.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, I follow you.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I can't think of anything so clueless again, clueless two
two list is incorrect.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
That film is called book Smart. It's female superbad.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Female superbad. Then I want to watch it now.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
That means Alexis has won today's edition up twenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while singing
Breaking Free from high school musical? Who's that going to be?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Oh, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Don't pick me out of side this movie either.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, then I double pick you. That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
We're soaring flying, not a star in heaven that we
can't reach if we're trying.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Is that what you guys feel when I ruined old song?

Speaker 5 (08:43):
I'm sorry that was your shot collar question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

Speaker 9 (08:48):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Remember a couple of years ago, there was a big
news story about a treasure hunt in the Colorado Mountains.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah, that guy named Forrest and wrote a book that
had hints and riddles about where to find his secret
hidden chest, and.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
People, I think like died looking for it.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah, and then the guy passed away. Yeah, and a
lot of people just thought it was all fake until
somebody actually found it.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Well, it turns out there's something similar that's been happening
in France for the last thirty years. It's based on
a book called The Trail of the Golden Owl and
that was published in nineteen ninety three where people had
to solve eleven puzzles and the twelfth one that was
hidden to decipher the exact location of the infamous owl

(09:37):
statue made of pure gold.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Duh, that's so cool. I want to be a crazy
rich person someday like this. It just hives big gold
things and puzzles.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
That was going on for thirty years until last night
they found it went out of more than two hundred
thousand active participants known as owlers, somebody actually tracked it down.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Where was it was?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It actually as cool as as.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They hoped for the value of the golden statue one
hundred and sixty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
How big is it.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
It's pretty small, you can hide it. But there were
a lot of crying emojis from people who had basically
dedicated their entire lives to finding this thing. People spent
decades searching and digging and going out every day and
every night hoping to find it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Not ruining any relationships in the process of this.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
This sounds like a really healthy thing.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Those people don't know what to do with their lives anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Okay, did do we need to hide something in the woods?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
It got some radio station keychains line around.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, that's awesome. Of those your way, and you can
listen to a golden edition of Laser Stories valued at
zero dollars coming up. It's the radio segment that's changing
the at home cooking game. You've heard of slow cookers,
but if that's not slow enough, by the new snail cookers.

(11:00):
You know that frozen meat loaf in the back of
your freezer, Toss that in the snail cooker and let
that thing simmer for nineteen days or more so tender.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
That I think I'm starting to smell one of the onions.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, starting to cook with Laser Stories. The segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
fry babies just don't. This first laser story is out
of Europe. A ten month old, state of the art
fire station in Germany burned to the ground yesterday. No,
the reason because it caught on fire and there weren't

(11:37):
any smoke detectors.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
No way, did someone that change the batteries?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
No, your job. Apparently the city decided not to install
fire alarms inside the fire station.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Shouldn't that be the first place you put.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Apparently there's no code that requires that there because they're
f and yeah, they probably just figured it'd be fine.
Since there's firefighter around twenty four to seven dum as,
you can imagine. The fire inspector was extremely upset and
told the media this is every firefighter's worst nightmare. No
one ever wants to have to put out their own

(12:13):
fire station.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, but he said it in German, so he sounded
mad and it's sad.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Thankfully, no one was injured. The cause has not been confirmed,
but it might have been a battery charger that overheated.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
One hundred and seventy firefighters fought the blaze, but it
was a near total loss. Oh, damages exceeded twenty two
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
How many conversations do you think they had during the
fighting of that fire about irony?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, a lot. Gonna need to sell a lot of
firefighter calendars to make that money back, or.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
They should have just called the police to come put
the fire out.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
This next leasure story is out of Greece.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh, I want to go here.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
You can make a long list of creepy things an
intruder could do in someone's home.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's not what I thought it was gonna fly.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
But this probably wouldn't be something that you'd think of,
well until now, I guess, because a man in Greece
was convicted of disturbing his neighbors by repeatedly sneaking onto
their properties to smell their shoes. The man said he
couldn't explain his actions, but admitted he was greatly embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah you think.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Apparently he smelled the shoes of entire families, so no
one in particular, just whatever shoes he came across.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I didn't like it, you know, like some people do
things that they don't like too.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
He added that he had no intention of breaking the
law or harming anybody, and victims confirmed he'd never been aggressive.
He was given a suspended one month sentence and was
ordered to get therapy.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Okay, this is one of those people like, just get
a job at foot locker, man, that's all you gotta do.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Problem.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
You're constantly taking people's shoes off and.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
On you get a chance.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
It seems innocent.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Nobody knows you're support his shoe sniffing.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Head, like there's other ways to.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Us are he's looking at moving to a new town
because he says, people here look at me different. Now
you think.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Probably, Oh buddy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Next Lazer stories out of Cranberry Corner, Butterball unveiled a
new turkey for Thanksgiving that a lot of people are
talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I thought there's only one bird.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
The big difference between this one and the more traditional
ones is you don't have to thaw this one.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Out just because it's fresh.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's never frozen.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
No, it is frozen.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
And why would you not have to thow because.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
You can take this one straight out of the freezer
and pop it right into the oven. It's called Butterball
cook from frozen It wait, real literal with the name there.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Why what chemicals did they put into it?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
How's it gonna melt that ice.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
In the It's just meant to avoid the common disaster
where you realize you forgot to throw your turkey out.
So how is it possible? Butter Ball says it's because
of a specially formulated brine.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, yep, that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
And they claim it comes out just as juicy, tender,
and flavorful as a normal turkey does.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Normal.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
We just injected it with anti freeze. Yeah, that was
going to be an issue for anybody.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
We'll deal with this issue in thirty years.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
They say. It's also great for people who don't like
touching raw meat, not me. There's no necker giblets in it,
so you don't have to do anything except literally brush
the oil on it.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
And then the world cramy because you don't have the
neck and giblets.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah. The downside is it can't be stuffed. You have
to make the stuffing separately. But if you're buying this
kind of turkey, let's be honest, you were going to
make stove top anyway. Express next Laser stories out of
algorithm alleys new report pulled thirty five thousand workers, and
of the people who use AI at work, the average

(16:06):
person said it now saves them a full sixty minutes
a day. Yeah, six zero people are embracing AI.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Now, why would you not say an hour?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Well, they did the study based on number of minutes.
So energy and utilities is the industry where it's saving
the most time, an average of seventy five minutes a day,
or to make brook happy, an hour and fifteen minutes.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, it's like when.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
You keep calling babies, you know, eighty six months old,
like just going years. That's why we developed a system
for larger numbers.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Aerospace and Defense ranked last, but still averaged fifty two minutes.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Okay, because it's.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay, Okay, the average tech workers at sixty six minutes
a day. Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I've been thinking about my AI us.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I try to get it to help us write like
titles for our podcasts and stuff. Sometimes it is so
frustrating it wastes all my time, and I say, no, God.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Like that, you idiot.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I just end up writing it myself.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Well that's how you talk to people too, so I
don't know this is much of a difference.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I mean only you.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Twenty seven percent said it's made for a better work
life balance for them, but twenty three percent said they're
still doing the same amount of work. It's just different now.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
And how much to google it or aimes?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
How many people didn't respond to the survey, Jeffy anybody they.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Didn't include that? Thank god the one hundred percent participation
in this.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
As for this guy, he uses AI for all of
his dating apps. Now he's the smoothest shelled flirt in
the pond and at the norths from half yearly sales.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I love him that guy in where was that guy?

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Greek?

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, snoo shiffer, snoo sho sniffer. It is that sound
means Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.
We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
As kids, I know when we were growing up we
all did time capsules at our schools. Remember that and
what went inside? Random CDs and notes about what life
was like. And Brooks jacket that she wore into work today. Wait,
brook you went and dug it up and wore it in.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
It is so cute, jeff It looks.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Like it's been underground for decades, O treasure coat, And
today we're going to add something to our morning show
time capsule, more voicemails from desperate singles. So in a
couple hundred years future humans will be astounded at a
guy trying to pick up a girl while he's flushing

(18:39):
a toilet ten times in the background.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I hope this is why humanity is remembered. For Jack,
that's how.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Seduction worked back then. It's different, brand new loser line
coming up right after this.

Speaker 9 (18:53):
Is this the right number? It's the line goodbye.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say someone approaches
you while you're out at the club and uses this
charming pick applying on you. Hello, pretty lady. I was
just wondering do you like raisins, Because if you do,
how about a date? A date hasn't a freak. It's

(19:22):
a puny but in all.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
Seriousness, dates are great and they keep me regularly tacking
nutritious punch too. Like if you're going for a brisk
walk through a botanical garden, I'd let you feed me with.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Dn'ch user without whatever you domail don't fall asleep while
he's trying to talk to you. That's rude. Instead, tell
him he's the most demure senior citizen that you've ever met.
And that's when you give him the number to the
loser line. So hopefully he calls you and leaves an
awkward voicemail that we can play voicemails like this one.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Hey, it's sorry. Yeah, are you busy right now?

Speaker 11 (20:13):
I've been I've just been running around for what feels
like hours because I've been house sitting my my parents'
dog got out, so I've been looking around for him.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
So, uh, do you think you could like help me
look for him? His name is Pee Wee. He's God.
He's just so fast.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Okay, Okay, one more drink, one more shrink?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Uh I okay, I'm I'm.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
On the Driscoll Street right now, and maybe we should
meet up. Just let me know if you can help him.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Maybe if you're chasing your parents' dog, don't call the
girl that you met at the bar for I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's kind of nice.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
You can court someone and find his lost dog at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
And ladies always love a man with a dog, I mean,
even if they don't actually have the dog, right then?

Speaker 8 (21:19):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Actually he's a catch.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
Hi my name that was the character artist from the Fair.
I just I mean a lot of couple doing it,
and your girlfriend, I just have to say she's not
good enough for you. So that's why maybe I drew
her a little unslattering, maybe a little larger, not as

(21:49):
pretty as she is. But hey, if you want to
have me do a solo drawing of you, sometimes I
can totally come over. I would love to dry army.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Normally they draw you with like one chicken drumstick. She
had a chicken drumstick, a lolly pop giant tulb of popcorn.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Ah, he's knew that those character drying people were judging us.
Feel like the bigger my glasses get and the more
gums I have in my smile, the more they hate
me more jealously.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
It's not personal. Yes, Well, speaking of folks who belong
an Affair, you'll actually find them all on the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok page. Similar to the freak shows from
back in the nineteen thirties, We've got Brooke as the
bearded lady who refuses any type of injection to stay young. Wow.
Then there's the hyena boy Jose, who asks to be

(22:44):
locked in a cage. We've got hair, Lexus, the woman
who's flowing locks are mysteriously never the same color as
the day before. And last, but not least, Jeff the
strong Man, seeing his chiseled physique through a tiny hole
in the side of the walls, drop a quarter in
and get a special surprise back. All of that on

(23:07):
our TikTok at.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Brooke and Jeff, my child say not a lot on
TikTok I don't know any of this.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
You won't be disappointed. Now back to the clips. Next, Hey,
you free Saturday. You know why don't you swing by
my pad and we can have some Fubo and.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
We can order some Chinese food in and maybe watch.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
The news episode of Extreme Coupon and Kilgate Edition.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
Subo's got a lot of great stuff.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Swipe my uncle's password.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's right. For one, it's instead of Netflix and chill,
it's Fubo and Chinese food.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I feel like we need to do this about once
a month after clips like this, But kids don't do
drugs and then steal your uncle's Fubo passwords. Yeah, it's
not gonna usually.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Been no other woman on that line.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That guy was very sober, even more serious.

Speaker 13 (24:10):
Well well, well you mean again, totally give your calls sometime.
You know who I am, right, the guy that was
dressed the stereo, the purple fish pole of my head man.
You dresses Mary James from Spider Man. You looked amazing, man.

(24:31):
But I guess what. Peter Parker is a losing but
not me, all right. He never came to your rescue,
but I am, and I'm gonna do that taking you
to Chicken and pickle who Now, the drinks are gonna
be on me, but we'll probably have to slip that
entree because I've been there and it is quite rice.
You will have to slip that. But hey, but Sterio

(24:52):
only has one week with and it's my bank account.
I'm kind of underemployed right now, but I'll make up
for it in other ways. I got up, especially behind
his cake. Believe that.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
More evil villains should have financial issues as their secret weekends.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, there were always like billionaires.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
It'd be funny they were bro Yeah, there's one problem
and low credit score.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Why Scarecrow made a straw because it's all can afford
it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I mean, I know people are more desperate.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I mean the guy's got a fish ball on his
head stereo.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
That's why he turned evil.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I feel like he stole it from.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
His kid's sister and we shouldn't talk about what happened
to the fish.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah probably, you know. Yeah, Remember you can listen to
loser Line regularly at this time every week, and make
sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok pate.
You can hear your favorite loser lines right there. We
got a phone tap coming.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
Out freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Hello, Hi, is this Lisa Way?

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, this is who is this?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
This is Tom from hay to Date. I'm sorry what
my name is?

Speaker 14 (25:57):
Tom?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
I'm calling from the service Hated Date. You've probably seen
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Speaker 8 (26:09):
No whatever you said before that?

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Speaker 8 (26:14):
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Surprised you haven't heard of it. We're a legitimate service,
so we're not trying to sell you anything. Don't worry, Okay,
We're only the messenger for dates gone wrong? How does
what does that have to do with me? You recently
went out with a guy named Felix to a barbecue place,
and he wants you to know he hated it. What, yeah,

(26:40):
hated date?

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Why would you do I don't even understand this, Like,
how is this a business? And why would somebody do that?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Well, Felix is part of the reputable male anti ghosting movement.
I'm sure you're familiar.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Uh No, who never heard of that either.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
We believe that it's cruel and insensitive to leave people
on red. You know, it's nice to know how the
people you're dating actually feel. Don't you agree?

Speaker 8 (27:06):
So you call them and say that you hated the date.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
No, I didn't hate the date. Felix hated it.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
I know. Why would you?

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Why would you do that? Felix has paid for this
service to relay the message to you, and he wants
you to know. Your score for your hated date was
a one point five out of ten. I know that
seems low, but there's a guy on the north end
of town. I talked to him earlier. He got a
zero point six.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Okay, who cares?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
You say you don't care? But I can hear in
your voice. You know, you sound like you're kind of
upset about it.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
And the fact is you're calling me to tell me
that my date with this guy sucks.

Speaker 12 (27:43):
Like you weren't there.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
How do you know?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Well he told me about it because I do work
for hay to Date.

Speaker 12 (27:48):
Would you stupthing the name of your stupid company, like,
I've literally never heard this before.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Well, again, we're on tob.

Speaker 15 (27:55):
So what is Toby?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Oh my god? Okay, ma'am, I'm just doing my job here.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
I can't even believe this is a thing.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Well, some would say it's actually thoughtful to let you
know this information.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, he's a thoughtful piece of for doing this.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Would you like me to send that information back to him?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, please tell him, tell him.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I think he's a thoughtful piece of All right, let
me just.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
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you're lucky. We are recently allowed to type expletives, so
that is a plus, correct and sent. Congratulations, you have
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(28:41):
four to ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Please are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
No, no, no, this is not how this works. You
said he paid Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
He paid for his review of you, so you have
to pay for yours of him. I didn't catch it myself.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
If I knew it was going to cost money, tell me.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
But you didn't do that. So you need to pay
that amount in thirty days or you will be sent
to collections.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
You mother, That is not even gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Okay, do you want to include that in your comments
to Polix?

Speaker 8 (29:08):
No, that's my comments for you.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
We do have a seventy five cent per letter special
going on right now. You're not going to.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Get away with this, Like, I am not giving you
any money. You come here to my house try to
get that.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Money from me.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Look, I mean I can forward this bill to Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning and they'll pay it because
they do prank phone calls on the radio, So that'd
be kind of like an exchange for this phone tap
that we're doing on you right now. No. Yeah, I'm sorry.

(29:44):
My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Your friend Clina set you up for a phone tap.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Oh my god, one, I'm going to kill her in two.
Holy crap, you got this.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
I'm sorry. Clara said that you were nervous about this date.
That you went on recently and you weren't sure if
it went well or not. Oh God, hopefully this cleared
things up for you. No, but.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
You got my blood pressure up.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I'm awaken now perfect, you're looking at stand Up Late.
You go watch more to Bye.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
Wake Up. Every morning was Foom tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
The hardest part about doing your research on someone before
date is pretending that you didn't just find out everything
about them. Yeah, you gotta play it like, oh wait,
you grew up where I never bought two sisters. Their
names aren't Brenda and Kennedy? Are they? How did I

(30:49):
guess that it could be hard? To be chill? And
One of our listeners admits he had a difficult time
keeping his school because what he found on his dates
Instagram was so shocking he literally couldn't think of anything
else the entire night, and frankly, after he told us,
neither could we. You're gonna hear it in your brand

(31:12):
new second date update right after this second date updated.
We always talk about how it's normal before a date
to stalk their socials looking for red flags. A but
what specifically, are you looking for that would count as
a red flag?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm not looking for red flags.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
I look the best picture so I can show my
friends my new wife.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
This is the girl that's okay, So.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
You're the.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Probably what would be a bad thing to find, like
if all of their images are extra photoshopped on there,
maybe maybe a.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Lot of pictures of cars to ride, horses?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Yeah or walk?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, I don't know the.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Anti vehicle brook is coming out on show, But one
of our listeners found a different kind of red flag
that I don't think we've ever talked about before on
this segment. So let's find out about it. Joel, welcome
to the show.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Hey, thanks for having me.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
So what red flag did you find on your dates
social media?

Speaker 8 (32:16):
Well, so I met this girl named Maria on the
app before we met up. I was just like curious,
I want to just a little bit of a background check.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I love how people always try to explain themselves.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Everyone doesn't wait, we've literally been talking about it for
the last minute to do it, but check their social too.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Just in case, in case we give you the ck.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Yeah, I totally support that. But what did you find
on Maria's social media?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
I got on Maria's instead. I was able to find
it really quickly just from her name and city whatever.
And she was cool and normal, likes to be outdoors
and all this stuff, and I was like, this is great, okay.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Okay, so where does the red flag come in?

Speaker 9 (32:58):
Well?

Speaker 8 (32:58):
I was just curious about who's following her, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh, you're going deep. Yeah, you tried to find what
her exes or something in there.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Wanted to see what the demographic look like.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
The way that you said that makes me really nervous
about you.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
But yeah, yes, here's the thing I'm looking at it.
It's all whatever normal people find. But then I see
a blue check and it's Drake follows her, following her
follows her.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, okay, so I just Drake follow a ton of
people on Insta because you know, some celebrities only.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Follow like five people. Yeah, but then some celebrities follow everybody. Yeah,
it makes them feel special.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Drake follows my dog Bagels, so no, he does, Yeah
he does, Thanks Champagne, Poppy.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I actually believe that Drake seems that lame to me.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Joel, do you know how many people Drake.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Follows, like only like three thousand. Oh celebrity, that's not then.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Maybe she worked in the music industry. Oh, I've heard
of people being bottle service for him before.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
And well, okay, here we go. So like, now that's
not my mind. I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Right, you want to ask her about it? Right, like
how do you know Drake?

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Exactly, But at the same time, you don't want to
look like a creeper that's gone on to her socials
and figure out Yeah, no, I'm not going.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
To eat with it. I'm not gonna be like, hey,
b t W, how do you know Drake? Yeah, so
we decide let's do dinner. We're at dinner, We're having
a great time. We're talking.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Let's do dinner in Toronto.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
All you want to talk about is like, so if
you met a celebrity, what would would you want to meet?

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Hold on, you're pretty dark close? No, Like, hey, what's
like your weirdest celebrity running?

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Oh question?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Not have you ever had one?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
It's what's your weirdest that's the dozens that you probably.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Had exactly, And like Tony Danza.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh god, from Who's the Boss?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
If I had hooked up with Drake before though, that's
a great smoke screen to throw them off down Tony
Danza and then poof, never seen Rake coming?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Maybe on her list Drake is second to Tony Dance.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Maybe Wait so she never brings up Drake?

Speaker 8 (35:07):
No, I mean I wasn't done. I kept trying. I said, like, hey,
who's your celebrity hall pack? How about that mine? Sydney Sweeney?
What do you think? How about you? Yeah, well, you
know reach for the stars.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
So what did she say?

Speaker 8 (35:27):
I do never remember who she said, but it wasn't Drake.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Well maybe because it's been there, done that. Yeah, you know,
not on a hall pass anymore. If it's already happened.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
You know what, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
What shouldn't you be like feeling good?

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Though?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like complimented almost that a person who possibly went out
with Drake.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I mean, if even that's the connection would choose you.
I just mentioned him once, say.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Anything, I can relate.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
My ex girlfriend had a lot of NFL well like
three NFL players following her and I found out after
And it doesn't make you feel.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Good, Well, your investigation is going the way that you
wanted to.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Clearly, yeah it's not so I figured you know what
one last time.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Oh you're going again, dude?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You start singing in Drake song.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Starting clearly nothing else matters to you about her except
what is her contact with Drake?

Speaker 8 (36:16):
Well, I just couldn't stop thinking about it. So you
know we're ending the be like, oh, hey, do you
like dessert? Maybe instead dessert we could get like champagne, champagne.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Popping, okay, stretch, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
I got no chill still going to answer that. She
was just kind of confused, So we just decided to leave.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
So you never found out.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
I never found out.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
And you didn't get any champagne either.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
No, or find out anything about her life.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
We talked about other stuff. It was just like banging
around a couple of Mazzarellistics trying to get her, say, Drake,
I can't tell if.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You're more interested in Drake or yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Okay, hey come on now, don't make me choose a noo.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Okay, all right, we're gonna come back. We're gonna give
her a call and try and see what is her
connection to Drake, and they maybe get you another date too,
But Drake first with your second date update. Right after
this hold on second Date update, most people on a

(37:21):
first date, ask questions like where'd you grow up? What
TV shows are you watching? Where's your bank account at?
But not Joel. He was asking who's your best celebrity hookup?
And why was it Drake? Yeah, I'm engulging a little bit,
but only because he noticed before the date, while stalking

(37:43):
her socials that her instagram is followed by the rapper Drake.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Did is she an influencer? Did we even ask that?

Speaker 5 (37:51):
We didn't ask. I feel like he would have said that, though,
so he wanted to know why. That's why all day
long he was hinting at, like, who's your weirdest celebrity encounter?
What's going on there? Never gotten answer even remotely relating
to Drake.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
No, but we did find out a lot about Tony Danza.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
We did. That came up a lot. But now Joel's
also not getting a call back from Maria. And that's
the hard part about this one, because he needs two
things from us. One is a second date, but two
is finding out her connection to Drake. And normally we
can barely do one thing at a time on this show,
let alone too. But I did think of a possibility.

(38:28):
I'm just gonna throw it out to the room. What
if as we're talking to her about date stuff, I
bring up that as a radio show we have to
do like a background check on her socials for legality reasons,
so we're not calling for like a catfish or something
like that to make sure we have the right person.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Try you're saying you want us to call her, and
you want to say, hey, we saw that Drake followed you,
and the reason we saw is because we were doing
a background check exactly. Okay, you did not explain that
very well, but I'm on board.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Yeah, Okay, the insult own it me wasn't necessary, but
I appreciate it. I appreciate you tossing it my way anyway, Joe,
what do you think you want to throw an insul
at me too?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
It's pretty easy.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
I mean, I want to get these answers, so I'm
I'm all for That'll.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Be awkward about it, like you were just now, Okay,
it'll be fine, just making sure you're not a catfish.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
And we saw that Champagne Poppy follows you.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
All right, My ego is dropping by the second. Let's
call before I go into a full mental breakdown. Here
we go.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Is that easy?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Hopefully Maria picks up. Hello, Hey is this Maria? This
is Hey. This is a forgot who I was.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Morning? Hi Maria.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
You're on the radio right right now with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I'm jeff He thinks, why why A great question.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
I don't know. The reason why we're calling you is
we're doing this segment called a second Date Update. I
don't know if you've ever heard of that before, but
it's where we try to help our listeners get in
touch with someone after they've gone out on a date
and they're not sure why they're not getting a call back.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
That's clear.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah, I can get that. But it's supposed to be
flattering because this guy named Joel reached out to us
and told us about going out to dinner with you
and said it was an awesome time.

Speaker 15 (40:28):
Yeah, okay, I remember Joel.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Joel.

Speaker 15 (40:32):
I mean, he was all right, nice, good looking, but
he seems really nervous the whole time, and not at
all like how we talked on the phone. I don't know,
he just like rambling a lot.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
It can be different. Nerves on the first date are
really common.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Right, and I think he probably had a lot of
that because by all accounts, you're really good looking. And
part of the things that I have to tell you
is that whenever we call people on this segment, because
it's a dating thing, we always check their social medias
just to make sure it's not like a catfish situation,
because you are so gorgeous.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
Do you checked my social media.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
For catfish reasons?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Why are you okay? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
He made it sound creepy, as if we were just
stalking you because you're beautiful.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We just want to make sure that you're calling who.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
And we don't rate you either, so I'm saying we're not.

Speaker 15 (41:31):
What is going on here?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Great questions?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
We just I just I need to ask you something here, Maria.
Something that we came across when we were on your
socials is that you have I don't know how to
say it, a very famous person following you.

Speaker 15 (41:50):
Why does it matter?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Well, I think we're just curious.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
We don't It normally doesn't happen a lot when we
check people's socials. We saw Drake is following you.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
And.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
So clearly you knew that you're laughing, Okay? Do you
have like a professional relationship with him?

Speaker 15 (42:15):
I mean I met him once. I was a dancer
in one of his music videos. You're a professional dancer,
Yeah yeah, But I didn't even get to finish the
video shoot. So I sorry.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
To but I just like, did they cancel the video sho?

Speaker 15 (42:38):
No, No, they didn't cancel it. So I was working
on the moves on the side and I didn't realize
how close I was to the craft service table and
I knocked it over during one.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Of the.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
That's so embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
I'm sorry it was.

Speaker 15 (42:58):
I was honestly super mortified.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
And nobody gets between Drake and his bagels.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
So you didn't get fired, did you? Did you get fired?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I did?

Speaker 15 (43:10):
They let me go. They said that what they're paying
me is actually less than what all that food up.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And so Drake followed you as a pity follow that's
even more messed up.

Speaker 15 (43:21):
Well, Drake has a tendency to like get to know
some of the dancers, and he was just being friendly
with a big group of us and we were all
chatting about our socials and he was like, well, I'll
follow you girls right now, follow.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
You, okay, flex Is, I got fired from a Drake
music video.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
From this clears a lot of stuff up, not just
for us. But also, well I don't know about that,
but somebody who's probably relieved to hear that story is Joel,
who is on the other line listening to this conversation
right now.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Why why would it is a good question.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
It shouldn't matter.

Speaker 15 (44:03):
Well, I don't understand any of this.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
That's how the segment works. We have them listening, jol
Are you there.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Hey, Murray, I just wanted to know, Like, none of
it was my idea, but like looking at your socials
and stuff like that was all there was.

Speaker 15 (44:17):
What I mean, why did you even call them to
call me in the first place.

Speaker 8 (44:22):
Well, I was curious why didn't hear from you, you know,
because we had like a good connection. We talked about stuff.
I think I brought up that I also write music.

Speaker 15 (44:29):
I don't know, yeah, but I mean it wasn't that
crazy good, Like we talked a little bit, but it
just really seemed like you had really no interest in
hearing my side of things. You just kind of kept
asking me questions over and over and over and over.
So I just kind of thought that you were nervous
and I don't know, man, it was just kind of
weird a little bit.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Yeah, I'm nervous or not. I know, like, yeah, you're
this like pro to answer with like celebrity friends and stuff.
I mean, like do you still like I mean, I
don't know, do you like talk to Drake at all?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
If you're still asking this.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
I just wondered, like what if we have a date
and you can come over and like hear my stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
And like, no, so you just wanted to go on
a day with her because you saw that Drake followed
her and you thought it was going to be amazing.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not it at all. No,
it's like I mean, I like her as a person.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
You didn't even know what she did for a living. Yeah,
what did you ask on the date?

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Well?

Speaker 8 (45:20):
No, I know, like we're both artists, we're both like
trying to get somewhere, and like I don't know, like
I think we can each other out or something, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 15 (45:27):
So I don't I'm a dancer. I have nothing to
do with the music. I learned choreography.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
Maybe you can like just ye, I don't know, like
you dropped DM to people and say like hey this.

Speaker 15 (45:39):
What No, the one time I reached out to Drake,
he responded, with how do I know you? And then
I told him and he laughed at me.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Oh okay at least, well, I mean like, okay, well
we'rer there. You talked to him and he replied, so
like you clearly have like a connection. Maybe we can
like drop him a DM and we can be like, hey,
listen to this track or like.

Speaker 15 (46:00):
A romantic though that's more awkward than me knocking over
the food table.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Yeah, I mean, Joel, this is kind of shameless the
way that you're trying to like get a hook up
and use her connections to your own benefits. Yeah, exactly.
Like do you think Maria that Drake would like my
weekly song of the week? Do you think that's something
you can ask him? No, because I have parodied his
songs a few.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Times, Because she's going to talk to Drake about me
and not about you.

Speaker 15 (46:31):
Talk to Drake at all.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Well, I'm not talking sliding his dms whatever you want
to call the right verbiage is.

Speaker 15 (46:39):
But I don't understand why I'm still on the phone, honestly.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Well, the other thing that I need to ask you
is would you like to go out on another date
with Joel? Because we would happily pay for it.

Speaker 8 (46:50):
No, I don't know what you guys threw up to
over there, but you totally blew this for.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Mek Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, is it crazy
for me to think that Drake is going to reach
out to me?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (47:04):
After this?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, absolutely, that is totally.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
That's actually the most insane thing you've said, maybe all year.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, didn't even listen to the radio when he's on
the radio.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
I gave a pretty good case, a lot better than
Joel's case, for why Drake should be sliding into my.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Dting over Drake, he doesn't know who you are, because
Drake is totally going to take the dancer who fell
into the.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Craft Services tables recommendations on who he should be producing.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Well he should, because obviously Joel was just in it
for the celebrity of it all. But me, I'm an upstanding.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Guy, are you.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I always do the right thing and I say the
right thing every time. Look at the track record, play
the tame no, actually don't play it, don't do it.
But I really hope that Drake doesn't hear this and
slide into my DMS at its young Jeffrey on instant,
It's young Jeffrey you know, j.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
E F F R Y, I could actually see reverse
psychology working really well on you.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Yeah, you know, definitely don't listen to this and don't
have your life change for the better after contact. But
your life could change for the better even if you're
not Drake by reaching out to the show, because we'll
call that person who isn't calling you back. Yeah, and
go check out all of our Second Date podcast wherever
you get yours at Brook and.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
If you watch any scripted romance on TV or film,
you always see the same storylines friends to lovers, enemies
to lovers, Orren Brooks case cousins to lovers.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It's seventh cousins. I mean, it's not even.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
It's still hot. I know We've been there, done that.
That's why I feel our next segment is an untapped
well for Hollywood love stories and it starts with one hopeful,
delusional single who only has the website Craigslist to turn to.
It's a story that needs a few frisky, frisky cousins
to jump in and you know they're there blow it

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up into a true romance. Hopefully that happens today in
a brand new misconnections coming up, tekt misconnections.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
That was me staring.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Only two places where you can find true love in
this world. One is at Joe's Crabshack when the waitress
licks a tiny drop of lobster bisk off your finger.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Is that why we walked out of that restaurant last
time we were there?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Horseta Electra flavor the others on the pages of craigslist
dot org. We scoured that website every week to find
the best missconnections they have to offer, like this first
one titled you ghosted me but in a good way?
What man for woman thirties haunted house?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh yeah, I thought he was actually gonna write a
Craigslist for a coast it.

Speaker 14 (49:52):
Said, that is normal, He says, Hi, I'm looking for
the pregnant thumbie woman that scared me in the ghoulish
maternity ward last night.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Oh wow, that sounds any that.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
The actor wasn't really pregnant people houses.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh I thought that would be so bad.

Speaker 14 (50:15):
I was the fellow wearing the striped sweater with an
eye patch thanks a lot glaucoma. That wasn't part of
your performance. Was plenty scary, so much sow. Then I
curled up in a ball on the floor after you
took a bite out of the urgeon's neck. Thanks for

(50:35):
consoling me after you realized my fear was real. I'm
not sure how long I stained in that room. It
could have been five minutes or thirty. It's hard to
keep time when your heart beat is on the same
pace as the strobe light. Anyway, now, I consider myself
lucky I flipped out where I did because it gave

(50:56):
me a chance to talk to you. We spoke about music,
our favorite flavor of yello, and the existential threat of
a real life zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Pretty small and where there.

Speaker 14 (51:16):
I'm not sure I agree with you on what type
of non perisable food i'd bring into the mountains with me,
But if you and I were together, i'd stay flexible.
Right right now, as I write this, I'm picturing you
in my head with your damp black hair, bloody eye socket,
and prosthetic stomach.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
If you could look hot still after all.

Speaker 14 (51:39):
That, oh yeah, I bet you'd be an awesome mom. Anyway,
I'm talking too much, Just like my therapist tells me,
if you've seen this, let's have a normal date and
check out potential bunkers a normal.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Date for him that signed Philip. This next misconnection is
titled winner Gets to be My Boyfriend a competition. I
wanted woman for man forty Halloween masquerade match.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Oh these are all Halloween, says.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
I met you over the weekend at the costume contest
at Cheers and Beers.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Oh that sounds fun.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Is that an event or is that a bar?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I think it's a bar.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Okay, you actually, says I spotted you playing pool across
the bar. You were wearing a blue dress and red pigtails.
So the Wendy's mascot pretty funny considering you didn't shave
your beard.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
I was the woman dressed like the painter Bob Ross,
but I didn't have the right wig. Most people thought
it looked like Ross Geller from Friends. Oh wait, you.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Have the curly wig is literally essential to that costume.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
At one point, I told my girlfriend the outfit's not
working and I needed some liquid courage to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yes, sexy Bob Ross isn't doing it for you.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Shocking, imagine sexy Ross killer.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
So I did a couple fireball shots, marched over and
told you to press my belly button for a prize.
You did, and I spit out a handful of candy corn.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
I would laugh so hard.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
I thought it was funny. Apparently you didn't, but we
did reconnect later at the Monster Mash limbo contest. It's
a little fuzzy, but I kind of remember I beat
you because I went super low and accidentally got my
top caught on the limbo stick.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I bet that wasn't an accident.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Got a standing ovation from the crowd. Halloween's right around
the corner. Why don't you bring your Wendy's outfit over
for dinner so we can watch a scary movie and
have pumpkin flavored baconators.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
That sounds awful.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
I learned how to make them at home.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I don't know if you feel like I still give
him a try. Just bacon and squash.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Is pretty good.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
This next misconnection is titled which Way to the finish line?
And which is spelled like w T C H like
a flying witch? Yeah? Which way to the finish line?
Man for Woman twenty nine Spooctacular five K says we
met at the annual Halloween fun run. If you remember,

(54:29):
I was the guy dressed up as count Tracula fake things,
a headband and a long, flowing purple cape I got
from the Salvation Army.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Why is the specifics? Yes?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
I noticed you right away, you and your sexy, speedy
Gonzales costume. Don't tell my mom this, but I've always
loved a woman in an oversized sombrero. Why you want
your mom to know that?

Speaker 9 (54:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Does she wear some burrows?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Maybe it's as Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
I was going to approach you, but then the race
started and you sped off, leaving me in the dust.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Well it's a race, yeah, run faster.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Don't take it personal.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
I did my best to catch up, but turns out
capes aren't the best for sprinting. No wonder Dracula always
turned into a bat. I ended up doing a brisk
speed walk, but tripped on my cape and my fangs
went flying and scraped my knee.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
A long cape could be a danger in a run.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Yeah you.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Luckily my friend was nearby and drove me to the
finish line. When I finally saw you taking a group
photo with I assume your friends, three ladies dressed up
as the Sanderson sisters from hocus Pokers. I attempted to
be flirty and introduced myself. But your friends all hissed

(55:54):
at me when I got close. Did you tell them
to do that? Fyi, You're friends are a bunch of
stuck up witches. If you see this, let's ditch the
witch and hang out for real.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Not gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Count Tracula aka Seymour, So literally all her friends didn't approve.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, you told them to do that.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
We just know those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
We've got a trivia vet and friend of the show
back on today. It's Nessa, who is three and eleven
against you all time eleven consecutive losses in a row
to this day.

Speaker 13 (56:47):
Does that?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Does that mean the three were also in a row?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
That's right? If you managed to pull off eleven straight Lossesnessa, I'm.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
A really impressive loser.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Okay, Okay, I can argue with that.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
You're proving that the more you listen to the show,
the dummer you get.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Yeah, but eleven is an interesting number because she also
has an eleventh month year old girl, eleven month year old.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
Good at math, Yeah, eleven month baby eleven months.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Happy almost birthday to Bernie.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh yeah, Bernie, Bernie.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Love the name.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Burn it down a little Bernie Sanders fans.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Or is it Bernadette's Bernie.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I'm imagining a little baby just sitting in the chair cold.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, yeah, right with the mittens.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Well, today's episode does go out to Bernie today. So
let's send Brooke out of the studio and go over
the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
can say past. But you have to beat Brooke outright
if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:50):
I want to beat her outright.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Yes, let's get it done. Your time starts now. Today
is the International Nacho Day, where Nacho's created in the
United States or Mexico, United States? How many horns did
it try? Sarahtops have free? What famous serial mascot tells
you to follow your nose? Name the only vowel on
a standard keyboard that is not on the top row

(58:14):
of letters? In Which decade did Pokemon debut? Siberia is
a region in what European country Russia. A human that
only eats plants is a vegetarian. What do you call
an animal who only eats plants an herban bore.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
I got it. I think this is good, an.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Incredible job done, like a true vent of this game.
So it says on my screener that she is actually
in the middle of taking a real estate exam. She's
doing it today.

Speaker 15 (58:44):
Oh yeah, right after this phone call and driving to
come rid it.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Okay is it multiple choice?

Speaker 8 (58:50):
Yeah, of course from real estate agents. Come on.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I always imagine the chest is like when you're getting
rid of a house.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
What is that called?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
And you're sez you pass.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
The I thought it was just circled the picture of
a house.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
That's an apartment.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, it's not as I think.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
You're prepared, prepared, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Now we should have paid her for that.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
It's Brooks turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
We should have gotten paid for it.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
That's what getting dumbers. The segment goes on, are you ready?
Your time starts now? Today is International Nacho Day, where
nachos created in the United States or Mexico US. How
many horns did it?

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Try?

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Sarah toops have three? What famous serial mascot tells you
to follow your nose to Sam name the only vowel
on a standard keyboard that is not on the top
row of letters. You in which decade did Pokemon debut?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Nineties?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Siberia is a region in what Russia? A human that
only eats plants as a vegetarian. What do you call
an animal who only eats plants herbivore? Yeah? Sure, okay,
let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both
did with Jose.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Hello, Yeah, my dumb is so up nessa.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
You got five correct today that fire and it was
so refreshing to hear somebody do the last question.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
To go yes, he said that she nailed it and
Brooke also.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Record goes to three eleven and one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
You needed that tie on there makes it record more interesting?

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
What did I miss? We got all the same answer?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Is that your daughter Bernie shaming you in the background
there I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Heard her say, dumb it down.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yeah, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's International
Nacho Day. Nachos were created in Mexico actually in nineteen forty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I would assume as USA.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Two Yeah, tri Sarah Toops had three horns. Two can
Sam is the Cereal mascot who says, follow your nose.
The only vowel on a standard keyboard. Not on the
top row of letters is a she got that right?

Speaker 13 (01:01:01):
I did?

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
She did?

Speaker 11 (01:01:04):
Said?

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
That's saying she got six right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, Okay, we can't count in here, Vanessa. Yeah, look
at your baby was yelling dumb, but it was at us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Okay. In a crazy change of events, after further reviews,
Vanessa breaks her losing streak and beats broke.

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
God.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
This is a sign of good things to come for
you today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Yeah, you're totally going to pass that real estate test.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, now it's a pizza cake, right right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Okay, what are the other answers?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
So the rest of the answers. Pokemon debuted in the
nineteen nineties, and Siberia is a region in the country
of Russia, and a human who eats plants as a
vegetarian and animal who eats plants as an herbivore, celebrating
victory for her mom today, not only did you beat Brooks,
but just we're playing, you're also getting a twenty five

(01:02:02):
dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park,
or online in the Disney Store.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I think your baby actually just said dead at a Jose,
which I'm a little concerned about.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Thank you, Bernie, NASA. You can come back and play again.
We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook
and Jeffrey in the morning.