FULL SHOW: Dumpster Date, Josè Accidental Homeless Prank + Cheaters Busted (7/2/25)

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One full hour. It starts right now, you know, give
or take a couple of minutes. Yeah, we're around there,
super precise on this full show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is not my thing, but we're around you all right.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Ay'sburg and Jeffrey in the morning, and we had a
lot of fun for you, and including the story about
how Jose accidentally pranked a homeless person. That keep emphasizing
that please please, and of course second dates.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
We've got some catching cheater stories.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, we got laser stories as well, and we've got
your comments.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
The best part of it all really exactly and one
from Who's Sue's about this?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Who said, I love every segment.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I tell my youngest granddaughter, who we adopted to listen
to win Brooks Bucks to learn about events and history.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't know how much she'll learn, but she will
have a lot of useless facts in that brain.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
She'll learn the wrong answers.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I see a lot of right answers. Very much.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
I's gonna have fun regardless.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
He goes, thank you, Jose. Let's get this full show
started right now.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
It is time once again to shine a low watted
spotlight on Brooke and Jeffery's hero of the week.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, we just have a flashlight.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
It's just a big lighter.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
At this point, today's hero isn't even human. It's a
six month old puppy named Iron.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Iron.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
What kind of puppy?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Iron?

Speaker 8 (01:27):
Iron loves three things in this world, getting belly rubs
from unlicensed massage parlors, licking peanut butter off of his
sleeping owner, and getting totally yoked at the gym because
every week Iron's owner, a twenty two year old guy
in New York, takes him to the gym with him

(01:48):
so that the pump can spot him on the bench press.
I can run on the treadmill and claim workout equipment
by marking it first.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
No way, those dumbbells are mine.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
That's the smell of interesting.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Now, what's the gym's official policy on bringing dogs there?
Iron's owner says, quote.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I don't know, don't even check matter.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
The employees never say anything, so I'm guessing it's fine.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
This is my baby.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Did Iron get off his leash one time and interrupt
another gym member, causing them to drop a weight onto themselves,
which led to a verbal confrontation between his owner and
several strangers.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I have a feeling you're not gonna say no.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Maybe, okay, that may have happened.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Imagine trying to bend or squad a whole bunch of.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sorry at least the person do at some.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Point, can we just not bring dogs everywhere? I hate
to that person.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
Okay, but that's an interesting question.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
But I think the more important question that nobody seems
to be asking is.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Who's a good boy almost hurt someone severely?

Speaker 8 (02:52):
I don't know if, oh boy so, even though he
may have caused some physical injury to other people. And
ninety eight percent of the Internet seems to agree that
dogs should not be allowed inside of a public gym.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Iron is still our hero of the week.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, stick with it?

Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yes, okay, So let's honor Iron by getting into the
shock collar question of the day with the runner up
Hero of the week, Digital Jake, who has marked the
shock collar right before he brought it.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Into the studio.

Speaker 9 (03:23):
Did you are I win it? One week?

Speaker 7 (03:26):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (03:27):
As radio hosts? The four of you are around music
almost constantly. It plays on speakers all over the office.
It runs in the studio in between talk breaks and
You've even met some of the biggest artists in the industry,
like when Alexis spoke with Grammy nominated singer Lizzo from
an interview. Yeah, wait, that was just an actress we
hired to pran Kuras.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Start crying again.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
Yeah, And we have spoke with other legit superstars and
the biz, like when Jose interviewed Ryan Tedder from the
band One that was a prank, two that was another actor. Yeah, yikes.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Have we ever actually talked to a legitimate artist on
this show?

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Are they all just pray?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
The only time I have is before I started working here.
It sounds like the show real radio station.

Speaker 9 (04:15):
The show sounds pretty gullible when it comes to music artists.
So will you fall for it again when we do
a special music trivia edition of the One and Done
Shock Collar Question of the Day, Jose, I first, Since
you interviewed one Republic, You're gonna go first, Jose. While
Miley Cyrus made the song globally popular, wrecking Ball was

(04:36):
first offered to the producers of the Hangover movie franchise,
who planned on having Mike Tyson sing it in the
final movie. Is that.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's no way come on doing who's got a Mike
Tyson impersonation. I came in, let go wrecking ball.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Okay, hold on. That doesn't make sense to me because
I'm thinking it wasn't a popular song. I just would
think that he would sing a song that would relate
to the punch or something, and everybody.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Kind relates right, like he's a wrecking ball.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
He may be like Mama, Sid knock you out and
then you would punch the guy, you know, like something
that's already been established. So I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
Is false, so false, and this is.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
False.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
It was offered to Beyonce first, Beyonce said no, and
then it went to Miley's.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
It doesn't sound like.

Speaker 9 (05:34):
Hose You're safe to Brook?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Okay Brook.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Known for being a one hit wonder, the band Chumba
Wumba had a hugely popular song called tub Thumping. Most
people don't know. The group came up with their name
after getting drunk one night and watching Star Wars The
Empire Strikes Back. The drummer was so wasted he couldn't
pronounce Chewbacca's name and called him Chumba Wumba? Is that
true or false?

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Nobody? That song?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I loved when it came out.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I get knocked down again.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I honestly remember reading something crazy about their name or
tub something I can't.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Remember which, and I don't remember what the article said
because it was.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
But it was like a fun fact.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh. I don't know that they feel like Star Wars
fans either, but I love the idea of it.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Because I think it's so funny. So I'm gonna say
it's true.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
Good Brooks said true, and that is.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
The good.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
They just made the name up to sound unique. Brook's
getting shocked.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I got knocked down.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Alexis. Before her music career took off as a child,
Billie Eilish had a guest role as Cecilia Halbert, the
baby daughter of Jim and Pam on The Office. Is
that true or false?

Speaker 11 (06:54):
Whoa?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you know what her parents did?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I think that that's a good look, right, because well
she already yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Like, well both her I don't know both her and
her brother write the music together.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm more to thinking about.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
The age of it, like if it would even line up.
There should be a baby when The Office was still coming.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Out, because she's like twenty one, yeah, so this put
him in two back when she was like really into
wearing big clothes to like protect her body. Could you
imagine just like a giant oversized sweater.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
That doesn't fit, yeah, like for a five year old.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I mean, I just don't know if her parents were
in the entertainment.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
She doesn't seem like she was like grew up as
a baby in the industry.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't think it's true.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Jake Alexis said false, and that is.

Speaker 11 (07:37):
False.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Although Billy Eilis, she is a huge office super fan.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
She would have loved it.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
Jose and Alexis are safe. Brooke is getting shocked over
to Jeffrey. CDs are still an incredibly popular format to
purchase music in Japan. In fact, sixty percent of all
music sales in Japan are in CD form. Is the
real number higher or lower than sixty percent?

Speaker 8 (08:02):
Japan is like the hub of future technology?

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Why why would they be still on CDs?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Although I have seen a documentary that says all of
the Tower Records are still open in Japan. Really yeah,
that's a big It's like the only place that they
have like Tower Records that still is an operational place.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
They could be like hipsters where they're like, oh, we
still like it because it's like or.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Maybe they're just like I love it when a song skips.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
The danger in it. Yeah, like U is it higher
or lower than sixty?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Only a couple.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
I think it is pretty high, but I don't think
it's sixty. I'm gonna say it's slightly lower.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Jeffrey said lower, and that is incorrect.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
It's higher.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
And records it's actually seventy percent of all music in
Japan physical.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Wow, Brooke and I are going to be taking this today.
And somebody wanted to hear Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I came in like a wracking ball.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
I never hit so hard in love. Why is that?

Speaker 7 (09:12):
All I wanted was to break your walter?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Don't break my walls?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Guys, Oh that's your shot collar question of the day.
We got your phone Tawn coming up in just a few.

Speaker 11 (09:24):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
It's no secret I love me some chocolate muffins, of course.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, we know that.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
I eat them for breakfast, for second breakfast. A few
times I've woken up in a random bakery underneath a
big pile of chocolate buffers.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, bro, I think you got a problem.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Did not even know how I got there. It was
just a happy thing to wake up.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
That's a good.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
I was touched when I came home from work the
other day and all of my friends and family were
there waiting to surprise me.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Was it my birthday?

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Was it Okay?

Speaker 8 (09:59):
They called it a muff intervention. I guess it is
like a fancy, fun way of saying muffin convention.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
No, I've never heard.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I had a muffin party throne just for me before
a party.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I don't think people were as direct with you.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
They were all so great too. Everybody took turns going
around the room and talking about muffins and how muffins
have affected them and how much they love me and
they love the muffins, and they're all crying. And because
people so happy, it brings you to tears.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Really missed the point.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
It was just really nice to sit in a circle
with your friends and talk about what's important to you
and what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Are you now?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
I'm going to have another muffin, actually.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Two more, and before we do our next segment, it's
a surprise.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
What's on your mind? Dervention?

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Okay, we're all gonna share coming up. I wonder do
crabs think that we.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
All walk sideways.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, let's all crab
walk into a brand new edition of What's on Your Mind,
where we go around the room and tell everybody what
we've been thinking about lately, starting with missus reverse crab
girl herself, Brook, What's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm saying this after
four years.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Excited I am.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
We finished Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Fine, every single book out loud to my kids, and
it has taken us four years to finish.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
And it was magical.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I mean, honestly, it brought tears to my eyes that
the whole experience.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
I cried, I literally cried.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
What's not just that? It's like what I've gone through
with them? We never like, it's we got to.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Experience together and like this love of books and imagination
and and and my amazing Hagrid impersonation that I've been
for the last four years.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Can we get peace?

Speaker 12 (12:01):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Here we go, Hagrid.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
This is the book Hagrid.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Though this isn't even the movie.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
This is what it sounds like, allright, headed.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Tell me.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
That he is Irish anyway.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I just want to say, like it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It really truly has been such a journey for us
as a family, and anyone who has.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Harry Potter spoiler, I can now hear it because I know, now,
what's the next series, What you're going to do another book?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
What do you do now.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
The kids are a little older?

Speaker 7 (12:42):
All right, Jose, what's been on your mind?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
So I'm driving home from work the other day and
I'm at a stop light and I'm biting my fingernails.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Yeah, you're terrible at it there.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
And I rolled my window down so I can flick
them outside.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, that's kind of you and better than the piles
that he puts on the them away.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
So I rolled on my to flick it out. And
then I see a homeless man and he like make
eye contact with me, and he sees my window rolling down,
so he thinks I'm gonna give him money. I had
no idea he was there. I was looking straight or whatever.
And then so now I have this guy who's like
all excited.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
I have this kind generous man.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
No, but this is funny because I don't think that way.
I'm just more like, oh no, that's not no, no, no no.
So he starts making his way to me and I'm
like mouthing the words. I'm like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
No no, and you're in a really nice car.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
I know, I just want to and so this guy
and I feel so bad. And so then I'm like no, no,
and he won't take no for an answer. He's like yay.
And then the light changes. So I'm drive on this guy.
Homeless guys in the middle of the street looking.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
At me like I just pranked him, and he didn't
even flip you off or anything.

Speaker 11 (13:54):
And then, like.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Alexa said, then I'm like, oh my god, I think
I do have some cash.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
In my in my.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
And so anyway, every single day that was a week ago,
I have had cash ready and I'm pulling up this
He's not there, and I want to find him so he.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Knows I'm not a jury made him choose a new light.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
I know what I did.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
I break the homeless guy to get any of your
fingernails out. So it feels so bad, alexis what's been
on your mind?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I was dog sitting for Brook last weekend.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
It's so fun and it was really nice out, you know,
I was like, I'm gonna go sit. Brook has a
really nice backyard. Okay, thanks for her husband for what
I hear, because he's kind of really strict on.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
The Oh yeah, he says, this is his worst grass
here yet. Oh yeah, you're seeing it in the low point.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
And yeah, you're strict with your dog using it everything.
There's a lot of rules and I know that. Okay,
but I'm out there and I'm you know, setting up
to start tanning for a few hours. But like your
patio furniture wasn't like directly in the sunlight.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
So I took some chairs and I moved him around.
I'm out there.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
For like hours.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Okay, I go to put it away because you're coming
back and if you want.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
And I look and the chairs dented the grass, and
I break out. Yes, he's freaked out because they're coming
home in a f you ares. I'm like, oh my god,
he's gonna notice.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
And you guys know her husband is Scott's long eye.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
He's obsessed with So do you set fire to the house.
What's the plane because it's the middle of.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
The grass, teachers, No, I spent forty five minutes sprucing
the grass with my hands.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I saw where it was and I was like, I
can like spike you back off like a haircut.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
He won't notice.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh my god, I think I could get enoughset you're sick.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah we didn't, we didn't notice.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, O my god, I was stressed.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
I was stressed.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
You know, he's going to hear this and he's gonna.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Be out there with a little microscope just like.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's worried.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
It's all right, I'll blame the kids.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, that's what you're always supposed to do. I should
have put like some kids toys there.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Sure, Yeah, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

Speaker 8 (15:57):
I hired a dog trainer to come to my house
because you did. Bagel's been having some behavioral problems from
his dad. Can't even take him to the trampoline park anymore,
and he's missing out birthday parties.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
So he just gets too amped.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
And so this dog trainer lady comes over, who's very nice,
and she says that I've been disciplining him all wrong,
and she starts showing me.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Like what to do, how to do it?

Speaker 6 (16:21):
This is good?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Is it helpful?

Speaker 8 (16:22):
To It is helpful because whenever he does a bad behavior,
I'm supposed to just immediately like correct him right there
and say no.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
But instead of no. She specifically wants me to yell
nine wait in Germany German for no, which it does feel.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
It felt weird to me, but she's like it's more
effective because the dogs hear it differently and there's just
like a natural assertiveness when you say nine.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean German language is scary.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Yeah, So fast forward to me later that afternoon at
the dog park yelling nine nine, Bagel nine. It is
not a good look for me. He's very, very excited
when he meets new people, a new dog.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Please tell me you were wearing a suit or some
kind of formal outfit.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
No, I was not, but it was.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Like she got back from the barber.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
A lot of people at the park were definitely avoiding me,
and the nine did not work.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
I won't stop that.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
And if you're yelling like that, it looks like you.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Should have a really scary dog.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, Bagel is some sort.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
Of sweet little white heaviness like fifteen pounds, but he
won't behave and I'm just yelling nine nine, Bagel nine.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
So I don't think it's helping.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
And I'm glad that he gave the training three days.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
I really tried, I really tried.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
You might need to call a new trainer. That's what's
on our minds. Texting seven eighty five nine two tell
us what's been on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
the morning. We just shared what's been on our minds
and got the listeners texting it at seventy five nine
two telling us.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
What's been on theirs.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It's my favorite time of the week.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
And someone said, how do I ask a girl if
she wants to be my girlfriend without wreaking her out?

Speaker 7 (18:01):
That's from Jaden. Oh, ja, Jaden, have you been out
on a date with her yet?

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Because a question she's just asking her out.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Well, no, he's asking her to be my girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
If you're worried she might freak out, then it's probably
too soon to be asking to be official.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
At that point, I would recommend going on one date first.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, I think that these like ten, it's going to
pass her a note.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Oh yeah, maybe not a thirty year old Jane.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Whatever, don't ask, just tell her then we're boyfriend girlfriend Now.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
That either both pieces of advice terrible.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Yeah, well, I'm giving me go to a different show.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Seventy five nine two says what's on my mind is
I want to congratulate Brook for a very successful career
in radio.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
I've been listening to her since i was ten years old.
I'm now fifty three.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Sweet remembers when there was not a text board.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Was first invented. You had to telegraph it and one
more than he says, Love you, guys.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
I'm making our team listening on your radio show on
our way to our golf meet to qualify for state.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Wish some luck go North Butler golf team.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, South Butler, it's too loud.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
Okay, this is golf. Remember you got to keep it quiet.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
Good luck Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
In the morning, you ever had that moment where you're
away from the house and you suddenly think, oh my god,
did I forget to turn.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
The oven off, leave my hat on?

Speaker 7 (19:32):
One of those things where you have to rush home,
and then you find out, oh, thank god, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
It's always fine.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Does it really bothered me?

Speaker 8 (19:42):
Or maybe you think, oh my god, did I forget
to pick my kids up from soccer practice?

Speaker 7 (19:47):
You race to the field and you find out, oh,
thank god, I don't have any kids. It feels good
when you have that bad feeling and then get proven wrong.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
But for the people in this next segment, they had
suspicions that their significant others were cheating on them, and
unfortunately they were proven right. We're gonna hear the stories.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Of how they caught them in a brand new edition
of Busted coming up right after this. Sneaky husbands, two timing,
live live, bad boyfriends.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
And even worse girlfriends.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
They thought they could get away with it, but now
they're about to get busted. Are you interested in trying
out some light infidelity but you don't know where to start.
You could go on Amazon and buy the book Cheating
for Dummies for fourteen ninety nine plus shipping and handling
the deal. Or you could just listen to this segment

(20:49):
for free and hear how real life cheaters did it
and got busted for it. We've got a few listeners
ready to tell us how they caught their dumb exes
stealing home, starting with Eric Erica, tell us how you
busted your significant.

Speaker 13 (21:03):
Other So I can laugh about this now because it's
my ex boyfriend. But he was out with his guy
friends one night and I got a text from his
buddy and it's a picture of my boyfriend in a
jail cell.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Oh wait, did he cheat with another inmate?

Speaker 13 (21:22):
Well, I was like freaking out because I was like,
what happened? And his friend replied saying, like he got
in trouble, but everything's gonna be okay and he's going
to get out tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Scary, weird.

Speaker 13 (21:33):
But here I'm super smart because I have his location
on my phone, my iPhone.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
It means super paranoid or do you mean super smart?

Speaker 13 (21:44):
Well both, I guess. Yeah, So I have dot and
I find out that he's at a strip club.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
They have jails at strip clubs.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Everywhere.

Speaker 13 (22:01):
So I go down there and sure enough, he is
in the back.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
You went, oh, absolutely, he's in the back of the
strip club.

Speaker 13 (22:09):
He's in the back of strip club in a locked cage.
So that was correct. Get in with by a woman
who was dressed up as Geppetto from Pinocchio.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
She's like, remember they have the donkeys in the cages.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
To that strip club. No, br the way, I am
interested in where It's like, let's go to Jared. Jared,
tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
Well, I was going on a little vacation with my
girl to meet her parents. Yeah, yeah, it was, It
really was. It was in her hometown, so it was
out of town. And we go and we get there
and she's like, my dad's you know, he's really conservative,
so you know, we can't really share the same room.
He's pretty old school like that.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
And I was like, okay, okay, that happened.

Speaker 15 (23:00):
Yeah, yeah, we're like my parents were very like conservative Christians,
so I get it.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Yeah, you know, I was.

Speaker 15 (23:06):
She was in her old you know room from when
she was a kid, and I was in the guest room.
But one night, I'm feeling a little daring, a little dangerous.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
So if you rest him.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Before, oh okay, I mean we've all been there before, right, Yeah,
the middle.

Speaker 15 (23:29):
Of tonight, why what happens? Well, so I uh tiptoe
to her room in the most cartoon fashion. Yeah, I
give a little single finger tap tap on the door.
She has an answer. I'm thinking she's probably asleep, you know,
so I'll sneak in here, wake her up. I opened
the door.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
She's not asleep.

Speaker 15 (23:49):
She's wide awake and in bed with somebody else.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Wait, what what who would be in the house besides.

Speaker 15 (23:57):
She's It was her old high school ex boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Who he already knew how to sneak into her bedroom.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
Guy came in.

Speaker 15 (24:08):
He came in through the window.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
A lot of practice proved.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
He kind of earned that. Man.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Let's hear from Lexi, Lexi, tell us how you busted
your significant other.

Speaker 14 (24:18):
All right, So I started dating a guy.

Speaker 16 (24:21):
First mistake mistake number one D from the get go.

Speaker 14 (24:26):
And when he invited me over to his house for
the first time, you know, he wanted to give me
a tour.

Speaker 13 (24:32):
It was like three floors and then on the top floor,
one room was locked.

Speaker 14 (24:38):
Weird, So that piqued my interest. So I tried to
open it and he got like all flushed and panicky.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Maybe is like parents or is it his house?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
You know it's his house.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Okay, that is weird.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
It's weird. I'm worried that someone's behind the door that
we need to rescue.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Yeah, what was going on?

Speaker 16 (24:56):
Yeah, well, I guess like whoever was behind the door
heard me trying to open it, because the door suddenly
like burst open. It was a giant panda.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
What a talented just eating bamboo, I'm to me.

Speaker 16 (25:18):
I thought it was like a giant stuff panda, but
then the panda put their head off, and it was
a person inside.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It was like a furry type person, a mascot.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Maybe it was a mascot.

Speaker 16 (25:33):
Well, like it was his best friend who was inside
this giant panda, and he was shocked to see me.
And it turns out they were both like underground furry.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Okay, did you confront him about that?

Speaker 14 (25:52):
Well? I was like, dude, what the heck is going on?

Speaker 16 (25:55):
And he then confessed this like whole thing was a
plan to convince me to join them.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh what were you going to be a cute little pig.

Speaker 14 (26:08):
All of them?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
What would you choose?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Funny?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
That's like literally the least free animal in between the
two pans.

Speaker 16 (26:15):
I don't know what his plan was after that. It
was just a whole situation was messed up. I literally
doubled backs out of the house.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
And just ran, okay, well you know what they say,
Well the girlfriends away, the pandas will play. I've heard
that our text board at seven eight, five nine too.
If you have a funny story about how you caught
your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition
of Busted Phone Tabs coming.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
Up next Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Imagine you work in an office with forty other people
on your team and your boss is out sick, and
they say you're in charge.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Pretty cool?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Yeah, oh man, pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Until they say, oh yeah, also, you have to fire
three people today, So good luck, because that's what I'm
about to tell one lady who's filling in.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Will she give the acts to one of her best
friends at work?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh my god, I just wanted them to get along
lunch period.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Okay, you'll find out how it goes in your phone.
Tap right now.

Speaker 11 (27:10):
Another on the twenties.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
Hello, this is Mandy.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Oh I'm serious, Harry, and the Henderson stands the test
of time. It's just as funny now as it was
twenty years Hello.

Speaker 14 (27:24):
Hello many.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Is this Mandy?

Speaker 11 (27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Is this Mark up and Corporate?

Speaker 14 (27:30):
Oh hi Mark, how are you?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah, I know your supervisor Tanya has been out the
last couple of days. She's sick, and you've been kind
of filling in, right, yeah, yeah, No, we hear a
lot of positive things.

Speaker 14 (27:44):
Oh all right, well thank you?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah, I mean not really.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
I just know that's the right thing to say when
people do that. So I don't know if you're doing
great or horrible, but we do appreciate you doing something.

Speaker 14 (27:54):
I can say that, thank you, I think.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Anyway, the reason for my call is we were gonna
have Tanya do this, but since she's out, you're gonna
need to fire three employees today.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Huh, You're gonna need to fire three people and really
doesn't matter who, just choose whoever.

Speaker 14 (28:13):
So I'm just filling in for her, like I'm sure
she could do that when she gets back. That's really no.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
We need it done today.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
And so since you're filling in for just knock that
out for us. I have a squash game, so I
got to run.

Speaker 14 (28:26):
Just get in touch with her and just let her
do it.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Well, no, she's sick. I can't do that. That's your job.

Speaker 14 (28:31):
Now, Well I've never done this before. You think that
maybe somebody higher up, like yourself or somebody else in
corporate can do this because like I'm.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Okay, Well no, like that would be awkward. I don't
want those people to hate me.

Speaker 14 (28:48):
I don't want them to hate me.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
Family, I know, I know, but you'll you'll get over it,
all right, So can you just do it in the
next hour, please, and report back to me when you're done.

Speaker 14 (28:58):
No, no, no, no, no, don't hang up. Don't hang
up listening. I cannot do this. Okay, you can't.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
I'm telling you you can do this. I'm giving you
full permission. I don't even care who it is. Oh no, no,
it can even be Raymond. I think that would be
a great first choice, Raymond.

Speaker 14 (29:16):
I couldn't lunch with Raymond every day?

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Well yeah, I mean you could still go to lunch
with him, just afterwards. Don't let him back in the building.

Speaker 14 (29:23):
No, I'm sorry, there's no way I can do this.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Look, Mandy, I don't want to say that your job
is on the line here, but I need somebody to
do this. Come on, I understand you. You're feeling uncomfortable.
I can help you do this. We can practice.

Speaker 16 (29:38):
Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yeah, I'm serious. I believe in you, Mandy. Okay, I'm
gonna be Raymond.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
You be you. This is just practice.

Speaker 14 (29:46):
I'm so stressed. Ou Okay, fine, week, As long as
this is just practice, I'll try to do it all right.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Just practice. Here we go, three, two, one go.

Speaker 14 (30:00):
Raymond?

Speaker 17 (30:02):
Hey, I know, Hey, hold on, I'm almost finished with
my pocket pool session.

Speaker 11 (30:09):
Oh with them?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Just one?

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Sorry, what do you need? Mandy?

Speaker 14 (30:18):
Raymond doesn't sound like that at all.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Yeah, Mandy, I know he doesn't sound like that. I'm
just trying to get you off your game. Okay, stay focused,
fire me.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
I'm trying. Okay, you're talking in a weird voice. I
am trying.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Okay, try harder, go.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
Raymond. I want I want you to know that things
aren't working out right now.

Speaker 17 (30:40):
Uh, You're darn right, they're not working out. I've been
trying to get late with Marcy from accounting for almost
a year now.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
No play whatsoever.

Speaker 14 (30:49):
He wouldn't say that.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
No, Mayby. They'll say anything to try and get out
of it. Okay, you gotta stay strong, don't fall for it.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
Fine, Raymond, you need to clean out your desks. You're fired.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
What'd you say to me?

Speaker 14 (31:03):
Okay, that's not appropriate, Raymond.

Speaker 16 (31:05):
I know that we are.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Friends, but not a very good friend.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Martin.

Speaker 16 (31:09):
I'm only trying to cover from Andy. I'm in corporates
making me do this.

Speaker 14 (31:13):
I am sorry.

Speaker 17 (31:14):
Oh yeah, okay, fine, Yeah, I'll clean out my desk
right after I tell you. This is a prank phone
call from Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
What.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
I'm sorry, Mandy, this is just a joke. What I'm
not in corporate. My name is Jeffrey from the radio
show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Who did this, Raymond? You're coworker, Raymond.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
He set you up. Get out.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
I'm serious. He's the one that came up with this
whole idea.

Speaker 14 (31:47):
I need to change my shirt. Oh my goodness, I'm
profusely sweating right now.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah, tell me more about what's going on with your shirt?

Speaker 14 (31:57):
You are the old eagle.

Speaker 11 (32:02):
Wake Up every morning was Boone Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Where is the last place on Earth you'd expect to
meet an attractive single person the shuffleboard court of a
Caribbean cruise or a Civil War reenactment group.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Maybe that's getting What about a Monday morning in this
radio studio is a pretty sight.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
But one of our listeners met a woman somewhere far
more shocking. I mean, the fact that you met anyone,
let alone a cute woman at this particular place is
just insane. And then he somehow swung it into a date.
It's just unbelievable. You're gonna hear it in your second
date update. Right after this second date update, date. I

(32:55):
feel like we hear this a lot from our male
listeners telling us about how hard it is to be
a dude on the dating apps because you can match
with forty women, send out forty messages, and never hear
a word back from.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Any of that.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean, how many times can you write sub girl
and nobody else?

Speaker 5 (33:13):
That is so disappointing, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
That's a lot of letters to type.

Speaker 17 (33:17):
More do what I do.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
It's a bunch of games to be super fun.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Yeah, obviously it's easy to blame Brook for this because
we all know if she was still single and on
the dating apps, she'd be messaging back every dude who
even glanced at her profile.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
I've been a.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Problem, honest to god.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Would not have had time for a full time job
if the dating apps had been around when I was single.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Because she is a charity dater and a generous that
is correct. But apparently there's another.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Option out there for single men to consider that's even
better than the apps, and that's where our listener Caleb
is at right now.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
So Caleb, welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Hey, thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Wait, like is as in it's a physical place?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Not really sure?

Speaker 8 (34:03):
He just said he found another option, an alternative to
the dating apps that he likes even better. So, Caleb,
I really am interested to find out what you're doing
right now.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Okay, Well, a little bit of backstory is I started
off on dating apps, and yeah, it is a real
challenge for guys. I heard like one percent of guys
match with anybody.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
What only one percent of men get matches?

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Wow, it's higher than I would have thought.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
So that's still that's pretty wild.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
Whether or not it is true, I have to clear
that's my experience. So I realized, Okay, I just got
to get out in the real world.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Okay, So a.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
Couple of weeks ago, I found this TV on craig list.
Looked like it was in a really.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Good shape, okay, and I bought it, and you bought
a TV.

Speaker 10 (34:50):
Yep, needed to be cleaned up. Took it home. Turned
that it was an Arby's digital menu.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Oh I've seen this happen.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Wait, I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
So you you know when they print like the when
you go into an Arby's and the menu is on
a flat screen. After like six years, they just sell
them and they get rid of them because they're old.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
They're not actually TV screens. They're like they can only
show the Rby's menus.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
It's oh they look like an RB's menu.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
It's so no matter what you're watching, you can still
kind of see the outline of the over the.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Time of it.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Can you still smell the RBS that seeped into the
like electronics?

Speaker 6 (35:28):
God, I just want to number two so bad right now?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Armies need screensavers, No, but most rustlers, like like J Box,
that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
You just sell them.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
So you actually now you're watching Arby's.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
The heck I am. I tried to contacting the guy
again because I wanted to get my money back. He
completely blocked me. Of course.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Yeah, so I was so.

Speaker 10 (35:51):
Pissed I decided to take this thing. I didn't even
want to send it on the curb. Actually took it
to the dump. What belong?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Nice?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (35:58):
While it was there, it turns out there's this lovely
young woman right there who is well, you shut out.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Your big hack is to meet women at the dunk.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
Look at you can't argue with results.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Okay, Yeah, it's a good dating hack. I guess meeting women.
I'm assuming she's just visiting the dump, but she doesn't
live there.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah, she's a order.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
No, no, she was quite lovely.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, okay, how do you strike up a conversation with her?

Speaker 11 (36:31):
Like?

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Man?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Nice garbage?

Speaker 10 (36:34):
Actually, she asked me, why are you throwing away his
brand new television?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
A big flatster, Dudeen, my mom goes to the dump.
She often brings.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Stuff home, a free for all. Anything you want that
love it.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
People like literally gold here and good free stuff.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Okay, so you like gave her your old TV.

Speaker 10 (36:55):
Oh no, I wasn't gonna let anybody have that. Okay,
she asked about it. That was my opening to tell
her the story She thought was just completely hilarious.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Did you love a woman who will laugh at your pain?

Speaker 14 (37:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Then?

Speaker 10 (37:14):
She also needed some help, so then I started helping
her at theater trucks and we ended up just really connected.
So I got her number.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Wait, is the dumb the only date?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Because then you were being used?

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (37:29):
No, not at all. No, No, I got her number
and I called her after So.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
That would have been fun.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
Well, if we went to Arby's, I'm gonna known exactly
what I wanted.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
We went out just for a couple of drinks and
oh my gosh, she is so cool. She Yeah, she's
no basically the first person I met in real life
in like the last decade.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 7 (37:59):
Mean that you can go out with like you've come
in contact with other humans.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Sounds like you have a roofle of dolls and you're.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Like, so you had a great time.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
Oh we did.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
Oh my goodness, she cleaned up so nice.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I mean, I will say, if you're attracted to a
woman in her dump attire, you're gonna find her hot,
like hot hot.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
Yeah, it sounds like it's the first woman that he's
like spoken to in ten years.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
So it does sound like the hermit that it's a
pretty low.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
Bar you can say, Oh you want. All I'm going
to say is I was at the dump getting rid
of something, and I managed to get a cute woman's
phone number.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
So okay, Yeah, so you thought that there would be
another hangout when you guys were done with drinks and everything.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
I really thought so. I mean, it's not like the
craiglist guy who just completely blocked me. You know, she uh,
she's still responding. I just think you guys to help
me out and seeing if she's willing to go out
with me again. It doesn't seem like it.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Okay, well, yeah, we want to step in and help
you out. We'll come back. We're gonna call this garbage
gal and see if we can get.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Her to agree Landfill queen.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Okay, whatever it is, we'll hopefully get her to answer
and get you a second date update right after.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
This thank you second date update.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
You know, Caleb was just on with us telling us
how hard of a time he's been having matching online
with women in his area and if the call doesn't
go well today, I do have an alternative option for him.
Oh you do, because I saw a news article where
South Korea is offering foreign men thirty six thousand dollars

(39:48):
cash to move there and marry a local woman.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Do you'll get the money after the marriage or well.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
The money plus they'll give you all the used RBTV
screens that you can handle, due South Korean Arby's.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Are the best.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I actually believe that. Yes, oh my god, that sounds
so good.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
But before Caleb considers moving continents, he did meet a
woman here in real life, and Brook, you're probably the
best person to say how it happened, since your parents
conceived you at the dump so tell his story.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Did we call that the Dufort mall where I'm from? No,
they met at the dump. That's kind of the end
of the story there.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I don't know what what did you want me to
add to it?

Speaker 7 (40:34):
You romanticized it so well, Brooke, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, I mean she was hauling stuff, he was hauling stuff.
They're both throwing things into the big pile.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
The bottom line is he was able to turn that
meet up into a first date officially, but after that
she's been kind of avoidanty and Caleb, did we miss
anything there?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Was that romantic enough for you?

Speaker 10 (40:57):
I felt like it was a little more romantic?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, okay, did you reach over and take the smudge
dirt off of her face?

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Because he's.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Wait a second, that's not dirt.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
No, this is getting more romantic.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Yeah, guys, let's just call Rebecca for you keep going. Yeah,
because we could go all day with this. I'm just
going to dial your number right now, Thank you very much. Okay,
shut up and let me talk. Here we go. Hello,

(41:40):
Hey is this Rebecca? I?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Yes, Hi, Uh my name is Jeff from a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I got it done there, Oh.

Speaker 12 (41:54):
I don't know, but that sounds okay.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Wow, that's exactly the best description of it.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Okay, Revec the Who Show, Good morning, we've all been
wanting to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (42:08):
Well, I don't like to be on public radio, but
you know.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
This isn't public radio. Brook listens to that trash.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah, definitely commercial radio.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
We're doing a segment here, Rebecca is called a second
Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of
our listeners reconnect with you after you've gone out once before.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
His name is Caleb.

Speaker 12 (42:31):
Uh Caleb, Yes, Yes, I'm.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Dying to hear your like meet cute story.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Well, we're pretty sure we know the story, Brooke, because
I know we know the.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Story, but I want to hear what she thought when
she saw him and the dump, Like that's so unexpected.

Speaker 13 (42:48):
I actually really like him, so interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
And okay when you're at the dumper, when you guys
were at drinks, he was so interesting, like.

Speaker 13 (42:59):
Books jump me.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
He seems interesting.

Speaker 13 (43:03):
And then I was like, I don't really go out
with then that I meet at.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
The dump, But well that's refreshing, thank god.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I bet there's a lot of them though.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
But let's let's just back things up for you, Rebecca,
because here's what we know from Caleb. He told us
the story and said, you two met at the dump,
you had a connection there, talked about use TVs and whatnot,
and then he ended up asking you out and you
went out for drinks and had a nice time together.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
That we did, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
He said he was so impressed with how cool you were. Like,
I thought that was a really nice compliment.

Speaker 12 (43:40):
That is really nice, and like I was like that
at first too.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
I totally was.

Speaker 8 (43:46):
Okay, So clearly something has changed, at least on your
end since your meetup. Could you maybe help us understand
what that would be so we could pass the information
to him because he's totally confused.

Speaker 12 (43:59):
So after my date with Caleb the next day, and
went on the dating app and guess who I see it?
I see Caleb?

Speaker 7 (44:11):
Okay, his profile came up.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
What it's weird?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I feel like you just matched.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
And then you're like, hey, yeah, if anything, it could
be a sign that he popped up for you.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Even the algorithm wants you to be together.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
I thought it was so great because then I would
be able to find out more about him. I just
kept on reading about him and reading more and more,
and the more I read about him, it's just like,
the more boring he seems like. He just doesn't.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Boring answers, you know.

Speaker 12 (44:48):
The branded answers like I go to the gym, I love.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Like, But why would that matter?

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Said, You've already gone out with him, you know what
he's like in real life.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
So and it also explains why he was having such
a hard time on the dating apps.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
He is a terrible profile.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, I don't watch.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Anyone that does serious answers me.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
My profile is not horrible.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Oh okay, Well Caleb was supposed to wait, but I
guess I need to tell you, Rebecca that that's Caleb
on the other line.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
He's been listening to this conversation.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
What a not boring thing to do?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
He's assertive.

Speaker 12 (45:26):
Wow, you know.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
Sorry, I'm so, I don't understand. How are you worried
about my profile when we went out on like one
and a half each.

Speaker 15 (45:40):
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
I don't I'm not sure I understand what's.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
Going on here, your boring profile.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
It just stuck with me.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Oh no, what was the most boring part of it?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
We probably shouldn't recap it.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
I think we want to bring it back.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
Up so brand did it was like the same thing
like that guy's the week, say go to the gym.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
I mean, I think that's like the generic thing that
people just want to like be mass appeal, just hot.

Speaker 13 (46:13):
Hey guys, I'm still here.

Speaker 10 (46:15):
Everyone's talking about my crappy profile.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Was I don't think you should take offense to it,
Like my husband has like this one really cute guy
friend and his dating profile makes him look like a
total loser, but in real life he's awesome and maybe
that's you.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Yeah. I mean I've heard of people like not wanting to.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
Go out before the date because of a burn profile,
but not after. You should know him by this point, Rebecca,
Like you've hung out with him?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Were you bored when you hung out?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
No, that's funny.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Yeah, you see the.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
Disconnect, right, you know, it's just the last thing that
stuck with me.

Speaker 14 (46:57):
It really was.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
It's burned in like the RB's menu on that TV screen.
Just can't get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
You're perfect for each other if you don't even know it.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
Yes, I mean we need to step back where I
think we're jumping in too much. Let's re establish the
connection that you two had with each other. Caleb, talk
to Rebecca and light that spark back up.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Rebecca, this is so backwards for the way this kind
of thing always happened. We met in person, we were together,
we had a great time together both times that we
saw each other, and then the last thing you did
was see my profile and decide you don't want to
see me. Come on, sweetie, come.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
On, Rebecca.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Sweet Oh god, did you say sweety a lot inside
of your profile?

Speaker 7 (47:45):
I'm looking for my sweetie.

Speaker 11 (47:52):
All right.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
We're running out of time here, so at this point
I just have to offer Rebecca, we'll send you out
one more time with Caleb and we'll.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Pay for the date.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
God, I'm having such a hard time.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Just don't look at his profile before you answer. Just
go off of what's in your heart right now.

Speaker 12 (48:08):
I can't get over it.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
I just can't, are you?

Speaker 11 (48:15):
That is so funny?

Speaker 10 (48:17):
The dating apps screw me.

Speaker 16 (48:18):
I didn't even meet you want the dating app?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You need to go.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Delete that profile.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Yeah, you need the dump from now, But don't forget.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
South Korea wants you six thousand dollars start a family
over there.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Tame us in your pictures of Arby's in South Korea
because I want to.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
See what they have on the venue.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
You know, I know you guys are joking, but I
am seriously considering it.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (48:43):
How many people do you think heard this and went
right onto their dating profiles and started making alterations to
sound less boring caused it took it off. I don't
know how you make it sound sexier. I don't work out.
I'm a professional calorie and sin rate.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I mean, honestly, that would be more attractive.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
I already said it on my bio. It's I do say,
big foodie.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
I mean, who would have thought to me, cute at
a city dump would not work out?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I actually did. I actually thought that this was going
to be a home run.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Really yeah, dump, But now I want to go.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
But the smell is overwhelmed.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Why Yeah, You're never.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Gonna know what that person smells like until.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
You get them out of That could work to your benefit, though,
Maybe do like a little speed dating event at a
city dump. Alexis organized walk, I'll just stay in the
trunk of my car. But I get it.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
The dating world can feel like you're in a dump.
So if you want some help getting pulled out of it,
email the show. We'll call the person who's not calling
you back and go check out all of our second
dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Did you know cops aren't the only ones wearing body
cameras these days?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Do you have one on right now?

Speaker 10 (50:00):
On them?

Speaker 7 (50:01):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
Because if you haven't heard, Marshals and TJ Max have
started equipping their employees with body cams as they're working
the retail floor.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Please tell me it's for a reason, like to shame
the customers. So you guys can see how rude you
are to us.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
We're gonna post these videos on market.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I guess it'd be shoplifters.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
Yeah, one of the goals to catch shoplifters, but not
so they could confront them, just to make them think twice, like,
oh no, I'm being recorded not just by the cameras
in the ceiling, but by all the workers here too.
Probably shouldn't steal from the giant bin of discount laingerrect Yeah,
but the other benefit is it helps the company spy

(50:44):
on their workers to make sure that they're providing good
customer service to everybody that we'll say, we went through.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Your footage in seven hours. Was in the bathroom on
your phone?

Speaker 7 (50:55):
And maybe spying is kind of a harsh word. It's
more like quietly eavesdropping on their day.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Turn it off, though, because it seems like that would
be privacy.

Speaker 11 (51:03):
Yes, totally.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
And they're not alone either.

Speaker 8 (51:07):
Thirty five percent of US retailers say they're researching body
cameras now for their employees.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
I want a bodycams drop it on me.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Why would you want that?

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Because it's cool. People can look at me and they
can see the menu I'm looking at right now because
I'm looking at what I'm in order for dinner. I
could picture jose and Brook bodycamming each other in the workplace.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
Yeah, whatever it is, we'd have more content for our
social media at Brook and Jesson.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Body can't put it wherever you want.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
If I had won, the company would say, Jeff, we
keep getting video of your legs. What's going on? I'd
be like, yeah, they look great.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
I'm just looking down at your legs all day.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Let me get you want to sell those videos.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
That's right hand.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
We're are do laser stories.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
Next, it's the radio segment that's trying to team up
with the plastic Surgeons of America to get rid of
wrinkles forever.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Wow, how do you do that?

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Start him young with baby botox. No more laughlines or
furrowed brows when they're angry. Now you can say my
baby's happy. You just can't tell with laser stories.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Imagine it just kills.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Also gives you sprinkles.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Read weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser. Those are the
cocon mel and cuties. Just this first laser stories out
of Indiana. Two days ago, a thirty nine year old
man named bo Burchell was sitting in his car when
he saw a delivery truck full of beer and liquor
pull up right by where he was part. He thought

(52:50):
to himself something along the lines of if I stole that.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Truck, I could open up my own liquor store and
sell off all of that booze to off my drug debts.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I'm gonna say, good thing, he's not an attic.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Oh wait, the drug debts.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
Yeah, that's that line of thinking made sense to him,
so he did it.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Yo successfully stole that truck along with a skid steerloader,
and spent hours dismantling the security systems and GPS devices
on both.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I always feel like you could do that.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
You could really do anything.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Yeah, put somebody else.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Unfortunately you also have to hide the vehicles from being spotted,
and Bow was not able.

Speaker 12 (53:38):
To do that.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well, they're pretty big, Jeff.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
Police found the delivery truck in a field behind a club,
and Bow was discovered hiding underneath a nearby bush and
was promptly arrested.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Was literally just pulling it up behind a club as
if it was a food truck.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
That was his plan.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Seems like a pretty smart business decision, you mad, I.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Probably had there.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
I always the club. I always wanted another cut you off.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
He hadn't gotten around to selling the alcohol for the
drugs part yet, so luckily everything was still inside. He
was then booked on several preliminary felony theft charges and
told officers he's really mad at the voice in his
head that made.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Him do it.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
If anyone should go to jail, it's that voice.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Yeah, have anything to do with me.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
This next Laser story is out of the open roads.
If you're looking for a fun road trip in the
next few months. A new attraction just opened in the
small town of Williams, Arizona, on Route sixty six.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
I love a good small town visit. What do we got, jazz?

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Most people who visit are already on their way to
Grand Canyon. Yeah, and we know that already. This summer,
this attraction is going to be packed because who wouldn't
want to visit the world's largest poop museum?

Speaker 11 (54:50):
My kids?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
My kids would love it.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
It's so amazing.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
It's not just any poop.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
It's specifically fossilized dinosaur poop.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Can you imagine the size of pilots from?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Like?

Speaker 14 (55:05):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
You don't have to imagine. You can go there and
actually see it because they have over eight thousand pieces
in their collection, including the largest t rex turd ever found.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Wow, largest prehistoric corn kernel everything fast your eyes on
that two foot long?

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Guys, Really, dude, I'm fascinating.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Are you kidding? Just to stand next suit.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Humans profile picture of being heard a big turd in
like a museum.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
The good news is the museum is free, so if
you're passing through. Won't cost you anything. Just getting a
picture in front is reason enough to stop. Because it's
got the perfect name. The guy who opened it named
it the Poosium.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
It's going to be Turtosaurus.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
I'm gonna Georist pull over to use the bathroom there
on their.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
His next laser story is out of Chicago. Americans can
turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage. Here's the proof,
because the hot new drink for summer is a shot
with a dead cicada in it.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Is this kind of like when you get the tequila
with a worm in it.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
It's like that, but cicadas, you know, they came out recently.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
But a place called Noon Whistle Brewing is serving cicada
in few shots of Chicago's famous malort a wormwood liqueur
that's been compared to citrus flavored gasoline tasty. All of
that sounded so delicious to me, and that's before you
even add the cicada to it. They claim the natural
flavor of the bug adds a lot, and that it's

(56:45):
reminiscent of succulent lobster swimming in gas.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Wowis But everyone could think of the one friend they'd
go out with it.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Would actually take this.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's awesome, it's so good above it.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Cicada shouts sell for five dollars each, but if you
really want one, they're easy enough to make at home.
Someone posted a YouTube video this weekend of people drinking
them at a tailgate.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Okay, let's not like jungle juice but more jungly.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Yeah, this story is out of kids, corners.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
Don't get on your Alexa's bad side, because she's apparently
got a lot of pull with your children.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Really.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
I say that because a new joint study by researchers
in Sweden, Germany and Australia found little kids trust robots
more than adults.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Now.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
They had kids age three to six watch videos of
robots and humans labeling different objects and sometimes mislabeling them,
and in the end, the kids were more likely to
trust the robot and think the humans were the ones
who were the liars.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I mean, who is doing it wrong?

Speaker 11 (57:50):
Though?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Were they right?

Speaker 7 (57:51):
They would both they would both be wrong and both
be right. You're just trying to who would the kids
trust more?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
God.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
Kids were also more forgiving of robots when they found
they'd labeled something wrong, and more likely to think the
humans were doing it on purpose, because.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
When my kids Alexa get something wrong, there is some
anger that comes to that child's mouth.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
Researchers also ask them who they prefer to learn from
and share their secrets with.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
Most of the kids said robots for both.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
That's not a good chigne.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Do you feel that if you put your kid in
this study and then that's the result. We wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
Some of the older children more likely to trust humans
once the robots were shown to be unreliable. But they
found that your toddler probably thinks that robots never lie,
or at least not as much as you do.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
That is they used to think that adults never lied.
So we've changed from their kids are.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Getting too smart. Now we should actually do our own study.
Who would you trust more, Brook or a turtle? We
just need to rustle up twelve children head under the
local elementary school and asked to borrow a dozen kids
for an experiment. We'll have them back by lunch, we swear.
And that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

(59:09):
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Friday.

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
We have a real life superhero on the phone with
us right now. Her name is Kate from Snowhomes super
k and she is a stay at her.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Mother to four kids, an eight year old and three
sixteen year olds who she.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Took from another house.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Kidnapped it.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
I mean they are adopted, so technically they were taken
from someone else, but in a good way.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
He brought in to her family.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Hey, if a sixteen year old are listening to this,
I apologize.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
She is super Mom battling the forces of evil aka
Brook Today.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (01:00:01):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:00:03):
I'm happy I can be here for you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
In one word, how would you describe sixteen year olds
right now?

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Irol ah in one phrase?

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
If you want to, Mom, thank you for keeping the
word radio appropriate. I know something that's worse.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
We appreciate them.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
We're gonna send the evil villain and Brook out of
the studio. While that happens, you know the game works. Kate,
you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
I'm ready? Let's go.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Luck.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Your time starts now. Today is national Yo Yo Day.
Which country has the most yo Yo World champions all time?

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
China? What are the residents of Maine call themselves Manians?

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
What single letter represents a strikeout in baseball? Two continents
have never hosted the Olympics? Antarctica?

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
And where else?

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
India?

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
The novel The Great gas The novel The Great Gatsby
was set in which decade.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
New York?

Speaker 14 (01:01:12):
Sorry, the decade the thirties.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
We will accept that answer just because you're superhero. No,
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
You have a lot going on in that household. It
sounds like we're gonna bring it. We don't know that
until we get the answers. But I see on my
phone screen here the interesting fact you gave us about
you is that you're born and raised in Washington and
you're a pinball junkie.

Speaker 14 (01:01:37):
I actually I won an amateur tournament.

Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
Oh my god, I was a pinball wizard for a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
What's your trick?

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
That's the secret to being good at pinball?

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
You gotta lock the balls, baby?

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
What does that mean?

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I mean multi multi ball.

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
We have very similar to the game, but just for
different arenas.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Let's go to the game.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Jeffery is always locking.

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Yeah, let's focus on some trivia here, Brooke, you ready,
Your time starts now.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Today is National Yo Yo Dang. Which country has the
most yoyo World champions all time?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Japan?

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
What do the residents of Maine call themselves?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Main In's what?

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
See?

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
What single letter represents a strikeout?

Speaker 9 (01:02:26):
In baseball? S?

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Two continents have never hosted the Olympics? Antarctica and where
else pass The novel The Great Gatsby was set in
which decade? Okay, let's see how you guys did. There
is a little bit rough for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
It's obviously k I'm just really disappointed at myself.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Off. We'll see. We'll see for sure when we go
to the scoreboard with Jose your head up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Your head down, let your hair down.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Yay, you did great, you're superhero, but you got super
zero's and Brook obviously with the win, and you got
too great over that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Oh no, let's go over the answers for everybody. Today
is National Yo Yo Day.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
The country with the most yo yo champions all time
is Japan, over seventy five world titles. Residents of Maine,
we got some interesting answers on that one. They call
themselves Mayners.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
I wanted to be Manians.

Speaker 10 (01:03:33):
I wanted maniac.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Did the single letter representing a strikeout in baseball?

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Is Kay?

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
Two continents that have never hosted an Olympics are Antarctica
and Africa.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Really, they've never hosted, not the Olympics.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
The novel The Great Gatsby was set in the nineteen twenties,
and that was all the questions that we got through.
So Kay, Brooke, bestig you today, but we're gonna hook
you up with some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Wo super Mom. Thank you so much for playing. We'll
be back same time

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.