April 17, 2025 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, looks like you and me get along great like
we both liked how do you say chill and just
like listen to podcasts and laugh? So I've been chilling
like all morning, I've actually been hot. But wait, chill
boxing if you say, And I cannot wait for the
(00:22):
full show because it's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can you tell them they found Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You found Brooke and Heffry. That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's actually Jeffrey anyway, And so the full show happens,
I believe once I stopped talking, Yeah right now, Oh okay,
so uh, austill, little Mignon lag enjoy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Alexis. I think I already know your answer to this question.
Why are we laughing already?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Because we were laughing before we started making her give
it a hard time for understanding things she.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Did understand something for Well, this isn't about understanding. I
just wanted to ask you, and I think I know
the answer. How much money is too much to spend
on your upcoming wedding?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Much?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
There's no budget?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Did I just hear her shout make the monopoly man cry?
I figured?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Basically?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Meanwhile, Brooke bought her wedding dress with a Highlights magazine,
Bogo Cuba.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I am not even lying. My flower lady actually worked
full time at the liquor store in my towel a lie,
so that you could.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Get a deal on the booze at your wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh I should have used her for that. I had
another friend that was in the wine anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, well, I'm just curious how you all feel about
the lady who's making news today. Her name is Lena
Gaily and she just got over three million followers on
TikTok when she shared her unboxing video showing off her
custom made Disney and Vera Wang mini mouse wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Ears on her wedding day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She she's going to wear them on her upcoming wedding day.
Here's a picture of her Varawang mini mouse ears. Are
these diamonds. They have acrylic crystals, synthetic pearls and four
hundred and forty two glass crystals in They're all hands
stitched onto a black velvet head.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But all you can see is that many ears.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
To me, they cost six hundred dollars for the mini
mouse Pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's actually not bad, and a veil usually costs much
more than that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Lena said, she wanted to get the Vera Wang ears
to match her Vera Wang dress. Now that's gotta be price.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Doesn't Varawang ever step in and say no, you can't
do Minny Mouse ears with this.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Don't bring my brand down. It's got a lot of
controversy online. Some people like Brook hate the idea. Other
people are like, it's your wedding, that's what you should
celebrate the way that you want to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, I mean it's gonna match the dress. It feels
like a bad tattoo.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You know someday you'll like look back at the pictures
and be like, God, why did they let me do that?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Wedding day?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Are dern I just don't understand, all right, But maybe
we would understand a Vera Wang shock collar that we
so at least we can get electrocuted in style. Give
us a fancy, overpriced trivia that we can answer, Jake.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Over the last few days, we've been trying out a
true or false trivia game, But maybe the hardest part
has been just coming up with the title that the
host can understand. We've tried bunk or no bunk, debunk
or double bunk. If we have settled on the uninspired
Alexis's gen z suggestion of cap or no.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Cap, which not really though it does in.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Her words, it's chickeny chicken hot.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
She's weird.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I understand it. Let's just do it and play another round.
Cap or no cap. You'll eat if you read a
statement and have to tell me if it's cap or
no cap. Once again, cap is false, no cap is true.
The last person standing with out a wrong answer gets
to choose who will receive the shock, and we'll start
with miss chickeny chicken herself, Alexis. Alexis hemans cannot catch
(04:15):
warts from kissing toads cap or no cap.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Brook is the perfect person.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ask about this, how many have you kissed?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Do toads actually have warts?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I mean, honest, I don't know if they're like legit
warts or if those are just like bumps on their
little amphibian skin.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
If you kiss him, do you turn into do they
turn into a prince or do you turn.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Into a frog.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's definitely no cap. You don't kiss them and then
you don't get warts in the movies that I'm gonna
say it's cap.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Jake says cap, that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You can't.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
It's an old myth. Experts say there's no way you
can catch warts from a frog.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I could remember your statement.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, let's all go down to the pond after this
and try it out.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Up for being shocked, Let's go to Jose mag kissing
a frog with TONGUEO Jose, there are more fake flamingos
in the world than there are real ones.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Cap or no cap?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, that's a crazy question. This reminds me of my
gang back in middle school Flamingo. We were the Pink
Flamingo Bandidos, and we would go around planting fake flamingos
on people's front lawns with signs being like you've been
hid by the pink Flamingo with bandidos life school gangs.
(05:37):
I'm hundred.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I think that that is no cap.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Jose says, no cap. That's no cap.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
There are only two million flamingos in the world, and
millions are produced commercially every single.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Year and used the pink flamingo.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
That's right, Jose's moving on. Brook Maine is the closest
US state to Africa. Cap or no cap?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Gosh, a globe always screws me up.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Maybe so far north. It's flat.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
It should be easy.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But the problem is is that we always see just
a flat map, right, So like it may, I'm actually
gonna say that's no cap. I think because of the
curvature of the earth, it's actually closer.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Brook says, no cap, that's no cap. The lighthouse on
Quaddy Head is three thousand and fifty four miles from
the tip of Africa. Cool Brook moves on, Jeffrey. Hair
and fingernails continue to grow after you die. Cap or
no cap.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I feel like it's a wives tale, old life.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
I mean, over a short period of time, right, Yeah,
people were dead for one hundred years, they'd find skeletons
with just giant figurenails, nice hair.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It doesn't mean that they grow forever afterwards, but maybe
for a little while. Maybe I'm gonna say it's true.
Jeff It right, it's no cap.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Jeffrey says, no cap. That's cap.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
It may look like they keep growing beca as the
skin around a person's nails retract, but it doesn't actually grow.
Brook and Jose, you're the ones up here, all right,
just like yesterday, Jose, apple sauce was the first food
consumed in space.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Caper no cap. Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
I have read that apple sauce has been eaten in space,
so I can confirm. But I don't know if it
was the first food.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I would think they would have something with more protein
in it, though, like you know, apple sauce is just sugar.
Basically we have.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'm gonna say that that's no cap.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Jose says, no cap. That's no cap. Brook If you
get this wrong, Jose's picking who gets shock your statement.
A snail can sleep for three years, Caper, no cap.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh do snails even live for three years? That's my
problem there. I can't imagine sail that way.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
They have their own homes on their back, and snails
are like the ninjas of the animal world. You don't
see him and then all of a sudden, it's like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And they're so slow. So how did that happen?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm gonna say it's cap.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Brooks says cap. That's no cap.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Snails need moisture to survive and stay wet, and if
it's not moist in the world, they can hibernate for
three straight years.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They get dried up and wait, waited out.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Wait for show Jose you didn't get any wrong, so
you're picking who get shot.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Amazing, I think based on the fact that they tried
to break the rules. I'm gonna go jeff get shocked.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No Cap, guys are unriginal here, Well I'm going to
take another shock to the throat. And somebody wanted to
hear good for you by Olivia Rodrigo. Well, good for
you. You look happy in hell not me, even if it
can't ask, good for you. You doing gray not there with
out me? Baby, God, I said I could do that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
God, that'ssive.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No Cap, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
In the morning, when you're boarding a plane, we all
have the same thoughts. Okay, window or aisle, fish or chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
What what class are you sitting in? I get pretzels
or no pretzels.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You recline all the way back into the person's lap
or just halfway all the way. I always reclined that
I would.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like it to request a scout massage.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Turns out there's something that we're all missing because for
the last decade, one of our listeners says he's been
leaving something valuable on every single plane he's taken. That
could make you instantly rich. Even Brooks said it would
change the way that she travels from here on out,
and that's not including leaving her children behind at another airport.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I try that only once, Jeffrey. I don't know why
you have to hang it over my head.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I know they fly them, they fly them back to
you even when you do. We're gonna hear the secret
from the person himself in a brand new mass speaker
coming up right now.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el arms.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Mouse speaker got a text into seven eight, five, nine
to two that says, when I was a kid, I
used to break all the chocolate bars in the aisles
at the grocery store, then put them back on the
shelf for other people, so satisfied.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't know, keep them out of the tortilla chip aisle.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Though.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Okay, there really are some truly evil people in this one,
and we want those evil people on this show telling
us firsthand about all the deranged, twisted, unforgivable things that
they've done in their past. We're even willing to hide
your identity while you do it. And one of our
most listeners is ready to come clean about their past.
(11:03):
They've chosen the fake name Luke. So Luke, welcome to
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How did you not start that with the villain last?
After that intro? I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I know you even have the voice changer on, it
would have been perfect. There we go, half hearted evil left.
That's all right, voice changer is on the You are
now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready to go ahead,
tell us your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
So it was probably about fifteen years ago. I'm not
proud of this, but wow.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I love when dudes are like, not proud of this, but.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I am big. We're in on their faces. What happened
fifteen years ago?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
I was dragged off an airplane?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You were that guy?
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Well, I don't think I was that guy. I know,
I know I wasn't that guy, but I was dragged
off in the airplane.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I didn't believe that was happening fifteen years ago. I
thought that was more of a modern day.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, what happened to you?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Thankfully? This is like right before all those like cell
phone videos of people being dragged off a plane. So
it wasn't some sort of care and situation or anything
like that. There is this dude who was sitting in
the aisle seat, and there was his mom who had
her four year old son, and she wanted to switch
and sit next to her son, and the guy wouldn't switch.
He said, I paid for the ale seat for a reason,
(12:23):
and there was they were by themselves, and and the
mom wanted to sit next to you, and.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So yeah, but come on, the mom could have taken
the middle seat instead, you know what I mean, like, oh,
they probably could have.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
With the guy not letting your children sit next.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To him, well, it's I guess the kid has a
middle seat, then the mom should switch her aisle seat
instead of asking the guy anyway.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean what I saw was just a
kid who was scared to fly. This dude was preventing
that kid from being next to his mom. So I
was like, that's not cool. So I just said, hey,
listen to some blast. The dude got, you know, he
got heated, stood up, started yelling at me. I of course,
you know, it was like, you know, I'm not just
your cigar, and let this guy yell at me. I
(13:04):
shoot up. He started shoving me. I didn't shove him back,
but they brought on security. I was drug out, like
not drug out on the ground, but like they grabbed me,
they roughed, you know, they ruffed me up. They grabbed
you by your arms.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Maybe was that mom's plan the whole time to get
the whole aisle to herself. I mean, what happens after
you get off the plane? Did they book you for
another flight or do you just have to eat the cost?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
When does the cavity search come in.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
I wasn't arrested. There's like a it's the police station
at the airport. So they detained you there and I
was detained for probably about seven hours, and then I
eventually was able to get back on a flight. But
I sued because I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
The kid, the kid, you sued the airlines.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
I sued the airline because you know, I was just
simply asked this man politely. He's the one who got physical.
I didn't do any of that, but I was still
treated like a criminal.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, a flight attendant could have stepped in and said, hey,
let's all get back to our seats or something.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And it is crazy, like as a mom with two
little ones. It's crazy, Like when you go to book
a flight and it's full and you literally have to
I'm like, well, I'm putting my kid in seat twelve.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Good luck to.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Whoever's next to them. It's so strange that they even
allow that.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
They should just put the kids up in the overhead compartment.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the luggage down below.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You're kind of the the compartments. You can knock if
you need some water. I mean, whatever happened with the lawsuit, Luke, Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
So there was a number of years that we litigated,
and then after that time, the airline they settled. I
got ten years of VIP travel.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh yeah, like diamond members.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But they secretly hate you, like they have like a
list of people that they hate.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's planes of only children.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, where's the coolest place you've gone?
Speaker 11 (15:00):
I've been all over the world. I've taken full advantage
of it. I went to Japan. Oh, I went to
South Africa. I went I went to Patagonia.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Ah, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
It is amazing.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Now I want to get in a fight with them.
Dude on the plane, you have kids, you can make
this happy thing.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
So yeah, like I have five children all scattered throughout
this whole thing.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
So actually this is my biggest confession. In addition to
the travel package, they also give me a cash settlement.
I've been trying to pay it forward every time I've
been on a flight. And you know those puke bags
that they put in the you know, the little pouch there,
I slip one hundred bucks into it, hoping that people
just find it it brightens their day and makes their
(15:45):
trip a little bit king.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
On one hundred dollars bill. Yeah wait a minute, I
seriously do that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, how many hundreds got thrown out because you're putting
them in the puke bag?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Well, they don't replace them, Yes, they leave them there.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So I use the tops of them for like gum
and stuff sometimes, and then.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You're just thrown away thousands of You're like the Robin
Hood of the sky. Now that's cool.
Speaker 11 (16:12):
I'll take that. Yeah, nice, thank you.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Fifteen years ago, so your VIP status is up? Are
you now trying to pick fights on planes? Herssage?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
No, it worked out well in the end, but it
was the biggest headache.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Like you said, you've done your travel TikTok now and
just back to the one hundred dollars bills. Do you
tend to sit in the aisle seats?
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Window?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I just need to know he's still flying first class.
Speaker 12 (16:40):
I'm a window, all right, I'm bucking some window seats
coming up and text into seventy five nights too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we
can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Today is prank a coworker day? That is so jose
that coffee you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out
what it was, and probably just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Five cubs to me, he's already in the bathroom, en Yeah,
the constantly.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Look, I only bring it up because one of our
listeners reached out to us asking us to prank her
co worker. Okay, every day buys a smoothie from a
certain smoothie shop near their office, and we're going to
reach out to her and let her know today's order.
It's gonna take a little bit longer than normal, Okay,
but it's for a great reason, not even good great
(17:33):
down you hear it? In your brand new phone. Tap
right now, another on the twenties.
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man, it's not
fast enough.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Okay, pick it up. Hello, Hi, Sorry, this is Henry
from City Smoothie. Is this Suzanne yesterday? You placed an
order with us about twenty minutes ago for a banana
strawberry blast with an immunity boost. Yeah, okay, perfect. I
just need to let you know it is going to
(18:08):
take a little bit longer than we thought. We do apologize.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
What's the sound. Are you guys like under construction or something.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh no, We're just busy making our smoothies by hand?
Speaker 8 (18:23):
Uh making them? What do you mean by hand?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well, technically by foot? Actually today? What the groaning is distracting?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Kevin?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Can you keep that down? I mean keep running, let's
just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Man.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Well, what's going on? What do you mean by foot?
This is not normal? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So I probably should explain you know how we're popular
for our green smoothies. Yeah, well, we wanted to go
green with the entire company and stop using regular electricity altogether.
And that's why we've hooked up all the smoothie machines
to Kevin's tread Yeah, to a treadmill. Wait, yeah, he's
(19:05):
running on it, So he's powering the smoothie machines, or
at least he's trying. Not doing a very good job.
Kevin gott to pick it up, buddy.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like electricity,
like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, completely off the grid.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Is that even safe? I mean, it's just like legal.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You know what. Those are great questions. I don't really
have the answer to those right now, but maybe i'll
go look them up after my shift's over.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Maybe you should have put that up before you started
making him run on a treadmill to mix your.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
but I'm not making him do this. He's happy to
do it.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
He wants to do it to save the earth.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
The earth.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
You hear that he's going so green right now. He's
not even wearing underwear. It's chafing, but you're dedicated. I
appreciate him.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Definitely not up to restaurant standards.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I can tell you that, well, we're not really a restaurant.
We're just a smoothie shop.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You know, you're serving food, and are you serious?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's blended up food though, so I don't know if
that turns. I don't anyway. By the looks of what's
in your blender right now, I would say yours is
going to be ready in about two hours or so.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Two hours.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
No, that's not okay. I thought you just in a
few minutes finish light.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Okay. What I'm gonna do is, I'm just gonna put
you on speaker here and you can yell at him
and try to motivate him. Tell him that you want
your smoothie to be made faster. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I'm absolutely not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
No, it's okay, don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I really I really need you to motivate me.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You guys motiva. You thought he wants to be motivated.
Note that's motivator. Just tell him that you want your
smoothie now.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
No, I want him to be Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I can't do that, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I'm sorry, Why do you stop?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
The orders aren't complete yet. I don't feel.
Speaker 11 (21:18):
You don't get.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
You don't get a break for another two hours, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Come on now, god, you maybe you should call somebody
to see about him.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
We can do that when his two hour break is
coming up. There we go. Get on your back. Okay,
I'm sorry about that, Susanne. So I put it on
hill climber mode. That's how you know the smoothies are
being blended better.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
This is this is crazy and I'm posting this. This
is going to go all over social media.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Just s y I oh good, it's going to go
on to all of our social media too.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Be sut down.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No, it's we're going to be putting it on our
radio station social media when we post this prank phone call.
You're what my name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
My god, are you kidding me? Shilling this guy in
the back?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Can we wrote this fake?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Running?
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Is really the week of every morning was phone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Despite what everyone listening may think it actually takes a
lot of work to put on this mediocre radio.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Show, preached Jeffrey mediocre.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's a generous term, because it's hard to get people
to actually answer their phones for second date calls and
phone taps.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I blame gen Z. Yeah, you can blame us. I'm
not answering.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Sometimes we wait days or weeks to get a response,
but nothing compares to what our ucer had to go
through to make today's closure call happen. Because this all
started when one of our listeners received a mysterious message
on Facebook and what it said was so shocking she
had to find out if it was true.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And now, after a full year of our producer tracking
this person down trying to convince them to respond, we
finally got some answers who and it might be the
most emotional email that we've ever had this send. You're
going to understand why in your brand new closure call next.
(23:36):
We've been doing the closure calls for a while now,
but today is a first. Oh, because we reached out
to someone that our listener has never even met before,
never seen in person either.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Why would you need closure for someone who is not
part of your life at all?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
How does that work? These are good questions that we
should ask her, but they desperately need to get closure
on this. And from the little bit that I do know,
it is a very interesting, very shocking, mysterious story.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, I was taking Why is our producer picking this person?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Let's ask some of these questions to Marissa and welcome
to the show. Hey Marissa, how's it going?
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Hey guys, it's going okay? How are you?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Are you like hitting up like Madonna to ask her
why she's not making music anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
She's actually still making.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Good music, thank you. Ye. We can speculate, but let's
just have Marissa tell us what made you email the
show for help?
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Okay, So this is kind of a crazy story. It
kind of blows my mind too. But this this chick
name asked and hit me up instant our direct message. Okay,
and so she had a crazy story for me.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Did she tell you the story right away or was
it one of those like, I don't know, she's setting
you up for a scam or something?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Funny you mentioned that I thought it was a scam
at first because it's so crazy, But she said she
just found out that thirty years ago she was accidentally
swapped at birth for another baby at the hospital, and
that baby was.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Me what what whoa wait, she's claiming, how would.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
She know what?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
Ye a swap sisters. I was like, Okay, that sounds
really weird, like swap sisters.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Dude, it sounds like a show on TLC.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
She's saying, your parents aren't your parents, that they're her parents? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Crazy right? So I deleted it.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, oh thought it was a scam.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Would questions?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
No way, dude, I would think it's I mean, you
can tell if you're related. Well, I mean if you
do a DNA test. I mean you can do those tests,
and a lot of people are finding out stuff like like, oh,
that's not really my dad is usually how it goes down.
Oh no yet typically you know who your mom is.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Yeah, kind of makes more sense.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
She sent me another message and she's like, this is
not a scam. So I hit up my parents and
I was like, mom, yuh, can you tell me about this?
And they seemed totally shocked.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, that's what happens with swap babies. The parents don't know.
That's the big like to do about it. Right, It's
like back in the day they'd take the babies into
a room. Now, you're never separated from your baby after
you give birth, really, yeah, unless you ask them to
take it away so you can sleep.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
So your parents who raised you, they didn't believe it.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
They thought it was a scam too, like some elaborate
AI thing.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh my gosh, So wait, did you go to Aspen's page?
Could you see any resemblance?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Well, so she sent me some pictures and what's weird
is the photos looked exactly like me of her parents.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Wait what, oh you look like her parents?
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Yeah? So I thought. I wrote back here and I
was like, how do you know all this information?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
And what else can you tell me?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What else can you tell me? Okay?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
What she say her last message was something totally mischief
is she thinks her mom and dad might know about it,
but they're so mad at me for bringing up they
won't talk about it.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
So she's saying she actually doesn't even know all the details.
She just knows that their family all knows. It's like
some big family secret and they don't want to.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Yeah, I think she might have gotten in trouble for
even reaching out to me.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh so the fact that.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
They don't want any information or hey, drop it like
that makes it sound like it is legittop asking questions
Like I.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Mean, I guess like if you have an adult child, right,
you've raised in your whole life, and then you just
then find out that they were swapped at birth, It's like.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I know you're twenty three, but we're sending you back to.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
The hope switch.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
What's that saying? Like, you know, not knowing is bliss,
ignorance is ignorance. Maybe that was their stance on it,
But like, how.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Are you feeling?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
I'm just kind of freaked out, to be honest, like,
this is the weirdest thing that I think has ever
happened to me, if it's true.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
But oh yeah, and how long has this been going on?
You with the back and forth with this girl?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
This happened four years ago?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh four years ago? Wait, you've been sitting on this
for four years? Did you get DNA tested with your parents?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:13):
But I think I found my mom on Facebook but
she wouldn't respond.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Wait, you're already calling her my mom?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
What should she call her?
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Broke?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The woman? I don't know what her name is, but
like you know that one for a fact, and too
like your mom is still your mom. I mean, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Okay, you've got to be a biological mom.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Like a whole identity crisis because of this, and.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
So your biological mom wasn't responding to your messages. And
that's when you reached out to us.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
Right, my supposed biological mom that looks like me.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, is that the case?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Is that who you wrote with our producer? You wrote
the biological mom with the questions? Right?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
She actually emailed us about a year ago, it turns out,
and our producer has been working on this every single week,
trying to soften up the mom in.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Order to respond.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Marissa, you know that we wouldn't have you on the
show right now if she didn't answer us.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
She finally answered after a year she said, stop contacting.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
We got her responses back a couple of days ago.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Oh my god, my god, assmen, are you sitting down?
Are you in a safe place? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I mean Marissa, Yeah, okay, maybe you should lie down
for this one because it could get kind of emotional.
But we can help give you some finality when we
do your closure call right after this.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Thank you, hold on frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
This could be such an emotional closure call. I think
we need to have some sad piano music for it. No, wait, no,
I said, I said sad piano, not bad piano.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I see the mix up.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Ye see, this is why I have to listen to
the music ahead of time. Stop this, yeah, let me
let me get some sad piano music please.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
This is.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's kind of impressive.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, but it doesn't fit the tone. Does I feel
like it's an evil bring the music down?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
No, no, no, I'm sad like emotional music.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, I know I want to go back to the
happy one.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
You're talking about swapped at birth because it just doesn't
feel right.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Say it was frustration. You're frustrated at the music.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm not. But swapped at birth this is something
that you don't hear about much anymore, thankfully, because the
hospitals are better at not doing it. But thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Or they're better at hiding it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, maybe that's the case. Thirty years ago, though it
did happen to one of our listeners, Marissa Maybe got
a random message on her socials from a girl named
Aspen claiming to be her swap sister, saying they were
accidentally swapped at the hospital and they've been raised by
each other's parents for years, which, by.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
The way, I wouldn't google search the term swap sister.
I just think that you're going to end up with
you don't want to see It's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
No off came up with him. But the thing is,
the details about it were a little bit sketchy and
there was some hesitation to answer everything. That's why a
year ago Marissa reached out to us asking if we
could contact her biological mom for her and hopefully get
her some closure on what really happened.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
I usually if you hit us up a year in advance,
we don't get to it just because we're lazy.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Working on this a lot. Yeah, we're running out of
time thanks to all the bad piano music, so we
better just get to it. We sent four questions to
Marissa's mom, Marissa, are you ready to hear some answers
to this? I know you've been waiting a long time.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, yes, what musical track do you want him to
play behind it when he reads it?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
What important?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Your tears in the back round going to start crying?
I'm joking. I'm joking, Marissa. I mean this is crazy
because I mean, you're going to finally, no, hopefully you're
going to hear from the mom.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Yeah, yeah, I mean this has been time coming, just
seeing some of these answers I've been looking for, you know,
it's just been such a mystery.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Let's get to the first one, and this is going
to be the first time I've read the answers to.
I was just handed the sheet with what she wrote back.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You needed to preread them, Jeff, so that you were crying.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Producer went through all this. I'm sure I needed to
focus on the piano music.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Let's get harder so it would have gone better.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But sure, question one, we said your daughter Aspen reached
out to me years ago, telling me you were my
real biological mom. Is this true? So she wrote back.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh my gosh, are you ready for this?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Please?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Okay, because if you said no, we would have had
to stop the segment and that would have been really annoying.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Jeff.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
But she wrote back, it is true, but Aspen didn't
reach out to you. I did what.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I need to Wait, I'm confused, so she faked.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
She says, I made up a fake Facebook account for
her because I was too ashamed to speak directly to you.
I'm sorry, so.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Has Asmen the girl that you were really swapped?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh yeah, Rissa?
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Do you have all the answers you need or would
you like to content?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Hey, check on her? She sounds upset.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Okay, No, it's it's just shocking. It's amazing and shocking
and I can't thank you guys enough for reaching out
to her and helping me.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
But I mean it's not Wait, so you just believe
her straight out the gate, like this is a woman
who's faking to be Aspen.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
I mean, I really don't know what to believe. I'm
I'm really curious to know what she says.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Next.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, you almost wanted to be real. Well, let's get
to the second question, which was tell me what you
know about me getting swapped at birth? How did you
find out about that? She wrote back, Well, honestly, when
I reached out four years ago, I made it up.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What wait, she says, who is she?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Then? I knew I wanted to speak with you, but
I didn't know how to do it without making it
seem like I was a terrible parent. Because the truth
is I gave you up for adoption at birth? Oh,
she said, I'm sorry again.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
WHOA So she still is your mom, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
A swap again, so she was ashamed to admit the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Did you know you were adopted by your by your mom?
Your parents?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Maybe the parents didn't know that they adopted her.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
No, definitely could be in the dark, but the mom
would be pretty cool. Why would your parents not come
clean with you when you approach them about being swapped
at birth? They would know you were like gonna find
something out.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
I don't know. I think it was just too much
for them, you know, And then just mention fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
We're getting a lot of text in at seventy five
nine to two from listeners who are supporting you, by
the way, so keep those coming. We're going to forward
those to her after the segment so that she could
read them all. But this is already going way different
than we thought this call was going to be. So
I don't know if the third question is going to
be relevant still, because again we write all the questions
before we know the answers. But the third question was,
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how do I know this is really my biological mom?
My parents who raised me are both shocked and know
nothing about it. Do you have any proof?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's still a valid question, I mean valid questions still,
like what if this is still someone who's I mean,
she already lied about you know, the whole story.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Uh what did she say?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
She wrote back, there are birth records that I had you,
and we both have the same color blonde hair as
I've shown you in the pictures I sent. I'm not
sure I'm ready for a DNA test, but it would
also prove it as well. Huh, I'm sorry, lady. She
keeps saying I'm sorry at the end of every answer,
so she clearly feels pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
But she shouldn't feel bad. You have as great life
like I mean, if she couldn't provide you with what
you needed as a.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
Child, I don't understand. So that means my parents are
lying or something, or she's lying.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean, somebody is not telling the truth in this situation,
that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Maybe trying to protect you. One party is trying to
protect you from something. But let's go to the fourth
question because we are running out of time here. It says,
is there anything else that I should know about what happened?
We like to leave it kind of open in general
for them to fill in the blanks.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, thank god we did, since we didn't know what
the hell was going on was.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Taking a turn. But your mom wrote back. She said,
there is obviously a lot to tell you, but I'm
sure you're angry at me about how I handled it.
I am getting older, though, and I just wanted to
have a chance to get to meet my daughter and
know you, She says. I don't expect you to forgive me,
but I would love to meet up with you in
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person if you're willing.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
I guess it just needs some time to think about it.
I mean, I'm curious to you, but so many unanswered
questions at this moment, even for my parents who raise me.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
You know, I know it feels like you have a
lot to deal with before you even think about meeting
up with this woman who claims to be your biological mom. Yeah,
like who's your dad? Then?
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Too?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Like there's so many up.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
This is a woman who, like we've tried to reach
out to on Facebook, and is clearly used to lying.
We don't know if any of this is actually true,
so I wouldn't necessarily come in with guns of blazing.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I totally agree. I would come in super guarded. I mean, yeah,
like I said, somebody's lying to you, my instinct would
be this woman because you don't even know her. You know,
you would trust your parents more.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You need to bring your current parents with the biological
mom and have them meet and maybe something will.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Be comport But what does your birth certificate say?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
I haven't really got it.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Go get it.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
We'll wait.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, maybe you come back with it later. But I'm sorry.
I know this is a lot of information that was
just tossed on you. We'll give you some time to process.
But do you feel like maybe it helped get you
a step towards closure?
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I feel like I have more questions, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I was thinking opens everything up, doesn't
close anything.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
We'll stay in touch with you and hopefully we can
do a closure call update and figure out what's really
going on if you do meet up with your biological mom,
if she is your biological mom.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
Yeah, okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Right, I just want to give you a hug right now.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Give me some happy piano music to play us out, please, Okay,
it's kind of yeah, all right, that was a that's dramatic.
It's a successful closure, successful at all.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
All right, well it was a closure call, yeah, with
zero closure.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's Brook and Jeffrey's the other one in the morning.
That's what you get when you email us for help.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
One woman just showed off the crazy world traveling dream
job you never realized that you wanted. And yes it
involves we're with billionaires. Plus what's it like working in
an office full of only gen zers?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Well, one millennial boss just went viral on TikTok for
his take on it, and it's absolutely hilarious. You're gonna
hear it all when we do a brand.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
New TikTok click shock.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Coming up right now, did everybody in studio shower today,
because I'm getting a real strong odor in here. It
smells like TikTok click shock because you're so shocked at
how many clicks that viral video is getting. We've got
(39:38):
some of the biggest tiktoks from the past week locked
and loaded, so let's get right into it with your
first TikTok click Shock. It's from the Lap of Luxury.
I like that lap a lot of people dream of
living on a fancy yacht and traveling the world, but
that's just everyday life for one twenty four year old
woman who recently went viral on TikTok. Her name is
(39:58):
Emery walling Rich.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
She was born into it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
She's a full time yacht stewardess based out of Florida.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
It's like a flight attendant but for yachts.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Otherwise known as a yachti oh yai yachi, just YACHTI.
She just started this position and shared that she makes
five thousand dollars a month working for wealthy clients and
she's visited seven countries so far while working on the job. Now,
some people might hear that and think that's not a
(40:33):
ton of money. To make like five thousand dollars a month,
that's like fifty to sixty grand a year.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Happen to do something you like or if it's funny,
you get to travel.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, and you're you're not paying for rent or anything
because you're living on a burg.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
That's what she says. All her accommodations, all her food,
all her toilet trees, everything completely free. So she saves
a ton of money while she's working and currently, she's
working for a family aboard their one hundred and forty
foot three level Meggi yachts. So cool, they're going to
be heading off to the Mediterranean soon.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
But how could you like?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
How did you like the people that you work for?
They let you bring people on.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, well, here's what she does all day, she says.
She makes beds, served drinks, brings out suntan lotion and
towels for the family. Oh my god, and of course
runs their karaoke nights.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Oh they have family. They're still a lame family, that's
what you're saying. They have family karaoke nights.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
There's nothing lame about Carriot. Check yourself.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I forgot karaoke.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
So she says, overall, it's a pretty easy job, and
she's the second steward on the boat. The chief stewardess
can make over six figures a year, and most captains
on these yachts make over three hundred and fifty grand day.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
But captain work there you would have to date the captain,
because how else do you having a dating life? You know,
when you stop at places. So that's that's a hookup life.
I don't know that that's a dainty life.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I can see it like it's like I snuck on
a guy in grease.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, Emery says. She goes to bed when the family does,
which is typically around one or two am, and then
after eight hours of sleep, she's back up working again.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Okay, sound, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
She added quote if it sounds like a dream job,
it is like the British Virgin Islands. That's a TikTok
click shock. Your next TikTok click shock. This one has
over fourteen million views in counting. It's from a millennial
boss named Tommy Flame.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't know what that really is this going to
be a story about crypto or something, because it feels
like it should be my arm.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
He started a new active wear business.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Ah, there it is. It was either going to be
flame coin or an energy drink.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
And he only hired gen Z employees to come work
for him.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Okay, Well, some people might.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Cringe at that idea, thinking like, oh my gosh, like
only gen Zers around you all day.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I'm just great to me, I just go cringing Tommy Flame.
But yeah, I like gen Z. I think gen Z
is really fun.
Speaker 13 (43:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
But as far as like getting work done.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, I think that they're pretty good. Work done.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Tommy says he loves it, and he lets them sign
their emails however they want to, okay. So in his video,
Tommy shared some of the most hilarious email sign offs
that he's gotten from. One staffer wrote a very professional
email and then signed it with astella pasta.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
From Jenny, Jenny, I like that.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
The next one was from of an employee named Joey,
who signed his email thanks a lot, and under that
wrote Joey and then under that it says don't cross me.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Oh yes, white like best regards his boss. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Another employee and in her emails writing do you have
a quick fifth teen minutes talk soon.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Loser, I'd love to call peoples.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
I like this one from a guy who ends with
You're the best boss ever l O l JK. And finally,
one girl signs off her emails with apologies forever existing.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh it's dark, and yeah, we need to get into therapy.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
So Tommy Flames says this obviously is all internal communications
that he allows this. They will never send emails like
that to any clients outside the company.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
As far as he knows.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
The company like T T.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Y l, but he's just an emoji outside the company.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
He does encourage them to keep it real and always
keep it light and fun.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh that's good, flame boys, got a point blame.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Those are your stories for the day. See you and
hell Losers coming up.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
We've got Ricardo from the podcast World on the phone
right now. And I say that because when our producer
asked Ricardo an interesting fact about himself, he said, he's
been listening to our show online for about six months now,
and him being on the show, if this moment is
the most interesting thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, I'm so glad that we get to be a
part of that.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Ricardo, Ricardo, congratulations, you're interesting.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Now, thank you, thank you my whole life.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Say you a long time, my friend.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
But we're here, dude, And after this, you can share
this podcast onto your podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
He doesn't have a podcast, that's.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Where he goes to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Okay, but you can find this on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
We've explained to Jose sometimes.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Jose, I plan of listening to myself the show.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Jose wanted podcast inceptions.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.
For this. You know how the game works for CARDI.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (46:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. On this day.
In twenty sixteen, a woman from India became the oldest
woman to ever give birth. How old was she? In NASCAR?
What's the name of the vehicle that leads the warm
up lap before the race begins?
Speaker 11 (46:36):
Point card?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
What does FDA stand for?
Speaker 11 (46:42):
Fedtle Drug Association?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Billy Jean King was the first female cover athlete for
what famous.
Speaker 11 (46:47):
Magazine Sports illustrated.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I'm gonna give you one more. How many calories does
the average person burn each hour while sleeping? Ten twenty
five or fifty fifty? Nice work, Ricardo. We're gonna have
Brooke come back into the studio and uh, let's get
to know you a little bit. What do you do
for work?
Speaker 13 (47:08):
I'm the insurance suggest there.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Let's ask you a more interesting question. Are you married?
Speaker 11 (47:15):
I have a two year old?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Oh congrats?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
How did you propose.
Speaker 13 (47:22):
At a really nice state restaurant Arby's Nice? Bro not
actually trying to reproposing again. It is going to be
even bigger than the last night.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What why multiple why she had second thought? Ricardo?
Speaker 13 (47:38):
No, no, it's not that we decited that because of
my career chain and probably should do a little bit
bigger this night.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Okay, Oh, I love it. That's exciting. He's selling an
awesome partner, my friend. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
And you could be one hundred dollars richer too. Let's go, Brooke,
your turn. Your time starts now. On this day in
twenty sixteen, a woman from India became the oldest woman
to ever give birth. How old was she?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
She was so old? I remember this when she's seventy two.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
In NASCAR, what's the name of the vehicle that leads
the warm up lap before the race begins? What does
FDA stand.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
For Food and Drug Administration?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Billy Jean King was the first female cover athlete for
what famous magazine?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh, for magazine ESPN.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
You don't answer things before done?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
What?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Well? Two cocky with your answers there, Brooke, Let's go
to the scoreboard and see how you did it with Jose.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
You know how they say we only use ten percent
of our brain.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
Speaker 9 (48:48):
My stomach so much more in there, Ricardo, you got
to correct today.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Okay, not bad, it would was a good game.
Speaker 9 (48:55):
Does Brook want to give you one hundred dollars doge
your next proposal?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
So she doesn't. She got three apologies, Ricardo, she just
beats you out today. Let's get these answers in on
this day. In twenty sixteen, woman from India became the
oldest ever to give birth at age seventy two. Job,
good memory, Riccardo, very bold with one hundred and two
year old guests. In NASCAR, the name of the vehicle
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that leads the warm up lap before the race starts
is the pace car. We did give that to Brook,
she said, pays her, then said pas car. Yeah, hidre's
the kiddo.
Speaker 7 (49:34):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:35):
He came out.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
The FDA stands for Food and Drug Administration. Billy Jean
King was the first female cover athlete for the magazine
Sports Illustrated. She was a protennis player. Good job, and
the average person while sleeping burns fifty calories an hour.
Speaker 13 (49:51):
Wow, so I'm actually working out.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
The more I sleep, the healthier I am.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Keep trying to tell it to your doctor. Riccardo. Unfortunately
can't give you an money here, but just for playing
you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag. Yeah, awesome,
thanks for playing man. We'll be back to do Windbrooks
Buck same time tomorrow
Speaker 7 (50:09):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh, looks like you and me get along great like
we both liked how do you say chill and just
like listen to podcasts and laugh? So I've been chilling
like all morning, I've actually been hot. But wait, chill
boxing if you say, And I cannot wait for the
(00:22):
full show because it's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can you tell them they found Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You found Brooke and Heffry. That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's actually Jeffrey anyway, And so the full show happens,
I believe once I stopped talking, Yeah right now, Oh okay,
so uh, austill, little Mignon lag enjoy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Alexis. I think I already know your answer to this question.
Why are we laughing already?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Because we were laughing before we started making her give
it a hard time for understanding things she.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Did understand something for Well, this isn't about understanding. I
just wanted to ask you, and I think I know
the answer. How much money is too much to spend
on your upcoming wedding?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Much?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
There's no budget?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Did I just hear her shout make the monopoly man cry?
I figured?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Basically?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Meanwhile, Brooke bought her wedding dress with a Highlights magazine,
Bogo Cuba.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I am not even lying. My flower lady actually worked
full time at the liquor store in my towel a lie,
so that you could.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Get a deal on the booze at your wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh I should have used her for that. I had
another friend that was in the wine anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, well, I'm just curious how you all feel about
the lady who's making news today. Her name is Lena
Gaily and she just got over three million followers on
TikTok when she shared her unboxing video showing off her
custom made Disney and Vera Wang mini mouse wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Ears on her wedding day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She she's going to wear them on her upcoming wedding day.
Here's a picture of her Varawang mini mouse ears. Are
these diamonds. They have acrylic crystals, synthetic pearls and four
hundred and forty two glass crystals in They're all hands
stitched onto a black velvet head.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But all you can see is that many ears.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
To me, they cost six hundred dollars for the mini
mouse Pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's actually not bad, and a veil usually costs much
more than that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Lena said, she wanted to get the Vera Wang ears
to match her Vera Wang dress. Now that's gotta be price.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Doesn't Varawang ever step in and say no, you can't
do Minny Mouse ears with this.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Don't bring my brand down. It's got a lot of
controversy online. Some people like Brook hate the idea. Other
people are like, it's your wedding, that's what you should
celebrate the way that you want to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, I mean it's gonna match the dress. It feels
like a bad tattoo.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You know someday you'll like look back at the pictures
and be like, God, why did they let me do that?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Wedding day?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Are dern I just don't understand, all right, But maybe
we would understand a Vera Wang shock collar that we
so at least we can get electrocuted in style. Give
us a fancy, overpriced trivia that we can answer, Jake.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Over the last few days, we've been trying out a
true or false trivia game, But maybe the hardest part
has been just coming up with the title that the
host can understand. We've tried bunk or no bunk, debunk
or double bunk. If we have settled on the uninspired
Alexis's gen z suggestion of cap or no.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Cap, which not really though it does in.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Her words, it's chickeny chicken hot.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
She's weird.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I understand it. Let's just do it and play another round.
Cap or no cap. You'll eat if you read a
statement and have to tell me if it's cap or
no cap. Once again, cap is false, no cap is true.
The last person standing with out a wrong answer gets
to choose who will receive the shock, and we'll start
with miss chickeny chicken herself, Alexis. Alexis hemans cannot catch
(04:15):
warts from kissing toads cap or no cap.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Brook is the perfect person.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ask about this, how many have you kissed?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Brook?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Do toads actually have warts?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I mean, honest, I don't know if they're like legit
warts or if those are just like bumps on their
little amphibian skin.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
If you kiss him, do you turn into do they
turn into a prince or do you turn.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Into a frog.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's definitely no cap. You don't kiss them and then
you don't get warts in the movies that I'm gonna
say it's cap.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Jake says cap, that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You can't.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
It's an old myth. Experts say there's no way you
can catch warts from a frog.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I could remember your statement.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, let's all go down to the pond after this
and try it out.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Up for being shocked, Let's go to Jose mag kissing
a frog with TONGUEO Jose, there are more fake flamingos
in the world than there are real ones.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Cap or no cap?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, that's a crazy question. This reminds me of my
gang back in middle school Flamingo. We were the Pink
Flamingo Bandidos, and we would go around planting fake flamingos
on people's front lawns with signs being like you've been
hid by the pink Flamingo with bandidos life school gangs.
(05:37):
I'm hundred.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I think that that is no cap.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Jose says, no cap. That's no cap.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
There are only two million flamingos in the world, and
millions are produced commercially every single.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Year and used the pink flamingo.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
That's right, Jose's moving on. Brook Maine is the closest
US state to Africa. Cap or no cap?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Gosh, a globe always screws me up.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Maybe so far north. It's flat.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
It should be easy.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But the problem is is that we always see just
a flat map, right, So like it may, I'm actually
gonna say that's no cap. I think because of the
curvature of the earth, it's actually closer.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Brook says, no cap, that's no cap. The lighthouse on
Quaddy Head is three thousand and fifty four miles from
the tip of Africa. Cool Brook moves on, Jeffrey. Hair
and fingernails continue to grow after you die. Cap or
no cap.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I feel like it's a wives tale, old life.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
I mean, over a short period of time, right, Yeah,
people were dead for one hundred years, they'd find skeletons
with just giant figurenails, nice hair.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It doesn't mean that they grow forever afterwards, but maybe
for a little while. Maybe I'm gonna say it's true.
Jeff It right, it's no cap.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Jeffrey says, no cap. That's cap.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
It may look like they keep growing beca as the
skin around a person's nails retract, but it doesn't actually grow.
Brook and Jose, you're the ones up here, all right,
just like yesterday, Jose, apple sauce was the first food
consumed in space.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Caper no cap. Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
I have read that apple sauce has been eaten in space,
so I can confirm. But I don't know if it
was the first food.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I would think they would have something with more protein
in it, though, like you know, apple sauce is just sugar.
Basically we have.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'm gonna say that that's no cap.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Jose says, no cap. That's no cap. Brook If you
get this wrong, Jose's picking who gets shock your statement.
A snail can sleep for three years, Caper, no cap.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh do snails even live for three years? That's my
problem there. I can't imagine sail that way.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
They have their own homes on their back, and snails
are like the ninjas of the animal world. You don't
see him and then all of a sudden, it's like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And they're so slow. So how did that happen?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm gonna say it's cap.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Brooks says cap. That's no cap.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Snails need moisture to survive and stay wet, and if
it's not moist in the world, they can hibernate for
three straight years.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They get dried up and wait, waited out.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Wait for show Jose you didn't get any wrong, so
you're picking who get shot.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Amazing, I think based on the fact that they tried
to break the rules. I'm gonna go jeff get shocked.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No Cap, guys are unriginal here, Well I'm going to
take another shock to the throat. And somebody wanted to
hear good for you by Olivia Rodrigo. Well, good for
you. You look happy in hell not me, even if it
can't ask, good for you. You doing gray not there with
out me? Baby, God, I said I could do that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
God, that'ssive.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No Cap, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
In the morning, when you're boarding a plane, we all
have the same thoughts. Okay, window or aisle, fish or chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
What what class are you sitting in? I get pretzels
or no pretzels.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You recline all the way back into the person's lap
or just halfway all the way. I always reclined that
I would.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like it to request a scout massage.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Turns out there's something that we're all missing because for
the last decade, one of our listeners says he's been
leaving something valuable on every single plane he's taken. That
could make you instantly rich. Even Brooks said it would
change the way that she travels from here on out,
and that's not including leaving her children behind at another airport.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I try that only once, Jeffrey. I don't know why
you have to hang it over my head.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I know they fly them, they fly them back to
you even when you do. We're gonna hear the secret
from the person himself in a brand new mass speaker
coming up right now.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el arms.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Mouse speaker got a text into seven eight, five, nine
to two that says, when I was a kid, I
used to break all the chocolate bars in the aisles
at the grocery store, then put them back on the
shelf for other people, so satisfied.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't know, keep them out of the tortilla chip aisle.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Though.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Okay, there really are some truly evil people in this one,
and we want those evil people on this show telling
us firsthand about all the deranged, twisted, unforgivable things that
they've done in their past. We're even willing to hide
your identity while you do it. And one of our
most listeners is ready to come clean about their past.
(11:03):
They've chosen the fake name Luke. So Luke, welcome to
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How did you not start that with the villain last?
After that intro? I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I know you even have the voice changer on, it
would have been perfect. There we go, half hearted evil left.
That's all right, voice changer is on the You are
now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready to go ahead,
tell us your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
So it was probably about fifteen years ago. I'm not
proud of this, but wow.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I love when dudes are like, not proud of this, but.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I am big. We're in on their faces. What happened
fifteen years ago?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
I was dragged off an airplane?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You were that guy?
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Well, I don't think I was that guy. I know,
I know I wasn't that guy, but I was dragged
off in the airplane.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I didn't believe that was happening fifteen years ago. I
thought that was more of a modern day.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, what happened to you?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Thankfully? This is like right before all those like cell
phone videos of people being dragged off a plane. So
it wasn't some sort of care and situation or anything
like that. There is this dude who was sitting in
the aisle seat, and there was his mom who had
her four year old son, and she wanted to switch
and sit next to her son, and the guy wouldn't switch.
He said, I paid for the ale seat for a reason,
(12:23):
and there was they were by themselves, and and the
mom wanted to sit next to you, and.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So yeah, but come on, the mom could have taken
the middle seat instead, you know what I mean, like, oh,
they probably could have.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
With the guy not letting your children sit next.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To him, well, it's I guess the kid has a
middle seat, then the mom should switch her aisle seat
instead of asking the guy anyway.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean what I saw was just a
kid who was scared to fly. This dude was preventing
that kid from being next to his mom. So I
was like, that's not cool. So I just said, hey,
listen to some blast. The dude got, you know, he
got heated, stood up, started yelling at me. I of course,
you know, it was like, you know, I'm not just
your cigar, and let this guy yell at me. I
(13:04):
shoot up. He started shoving me. I didn't shove him back,
but they brought on security. I was drug out, like
not drug out on the ground, but like they grabbed me,
they roughed, you know, they ruffed me up. They grabbed
you by your arms.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Maybe was that mom's plan the whole time to get
the whole aisle to herself. I mean, what happens after
you get off the plane? Did they book you for
another flight or do you just have to eat the cost?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
When does the cavity search come in.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
I wasn't arrested. There's like a it's the police station
at the airport. So they detained you there and I
was detained for probably about seven hours, and then I
eventually was able to get back on a flight. But
I sued because I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
The kid, the kid, you sued the airlines.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
I sued the airline because you know, I was just
simply asked this man politely. He's the one who got physical.
I didn't do any of that, but I was still
treated like a criminal.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, a flight attendant could have stepped in and said, hey,
let's all get back to our seats or something.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And it is crazy, like as a mom with two
little ones. It's crazy, Like when you go to book
a flight and it's full and you literally have to
I'm like, well, I'm putting my kid in seat twelve.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Good luck to.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Whoever's next to them. It's so strange that they even
allow that.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
They should just put the kids up in the overhead compartment.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the luggage down below.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You're kind of the the compartments. You can knock if
you need some water. I mean, whatever happened with the lawsuit, Luke, Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
So there was a number of years that we litigated,
and then after that time, the airline they settled. I
got ten years of VIP travel.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh yeah, like diamond members.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But they secretly hate you, like they have like a
list of people that they hate.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's planes of only children.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, where's the coolest place you've gone?
Speaker 11 (15:00):
I've been all over the world. I've taken full advantage
of it. I went to Japan. Oh, I went to
South Africa. I went I went to Patagonia.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Ah, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
It is amazing.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Now I want to get in a fight with them.
Dude on the plane, you have kids, you can make
this happy thing.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
So yeah, like I have five children all scattered throughout
this whole thing.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
So actually this is my biggest confession. In addition to
the travel package, they also give me a cash settlement.
I've been trying to pay it forward every time I've
been on a flight. And you know those puke bags
that they put in the you know, the little pouch there,
I slip one hundred bucks into it, hoping that people
just find it it brightens their day and makes their
(15:45):
trip a little bit king.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
On one hundred dollars bill. Yeah wait a minute, I
seriously do that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, how many hundreds got thrown out because you're putting
them in the puke bag?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Well, they don't replace them, Yes, they leave them there.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So I use the tops of them for like gum
and stuff sometimes, and then.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You're just thrown away thousands of You're like the Robin
Hood of the sky. Now that's cool.
Speaker 11 (16:12):
I'll take that. Yeah, nice, thank you.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Fifteen years ago, so your VIP status is up? Are
you now trying to pick fights on planes? Herssage?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
No, it worked out well in the end, but it
was the biggest headache.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Like you said, you've done your travel TikTok now and
just back to the one hundred dollars bills. Do you
tend to sit in the aisle seats?
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Window?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I just need to know he's still flying first class.
Speaker 12 (16:40):
I'm a window, all right, I'm bucking some window seats
coming up and text into seventy five nights too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we
can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Today is prank a coworker day? That is so jose
that coffee you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out
what it was, and probably just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Five cubs to me, he's already in the bathroom, en Yeah,
the constantly.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Look, I only bring it up because one of our
listeners reached out to us asking us to prank her
co worker. Okay, every day buys a smoothie from a
certain smoothie shop near their office, and we're going to
reach out to her and let her know today's order.
It's gonna take a little bit longer than normal, Okay,
but it's for a great reason, not even good great
(17:33):
down you hear it? In your brand new phone. Tap
right now, another on the twenties.
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man, it's not
fast enough.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Okay, pick it up. Hello, Hi, Sorry, this is Henry
from City Smoothie. Is this Suzanne yesterday? You placed an
order with us about twenty minutes ago for a banana
strawberry blast with an immunity boost. Yeah, okay, perfect. I
just need to let you know it is going to
(18:08):
take a little bit longer than we thought. We do apologize.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
What's the sound. Are you guys like under construction or something.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh no, We're just busy making our smoothies by hand?
Speaker 8 (18:23):
Uh making them? What do you mean by hand?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well, technically by foot? Actually today? What the groaning is distracting?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Kevin?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Can you keep that down? I mean keep running, let's
just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Man.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Well, what's going on? What do you mean by foot?
This is not normal? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So I probably should explain you know how we're popular
for our green smoothies. Yeah, well, we wanted to go
green with the entire company and stop using regular electricity altogether.
And that's why we've hooked up all the smoothie machines
to Kevin's tread Yeah, to a treadmill. Wait, yeah, he's
(19:05):
running on it, So he's powering the smoothie machines, or
at least he's trying. Not doing a very good job.
Kevin gott to pick it up, buddy.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like electricity,
like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, completely off the grid.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Is that even safe? I mean, it's just like legal.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You know what. Those are great questions. I don't really
have the answer to those right now, but maybe i'll
go look them up after my shift's over.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Maybe you should have put that up before you started
making him run on a treadmill to mix your.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
but I'm not making him do this. He's happy to
do it.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
He wants to do it to save the earth.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
The earth.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
You hear that he's going so green right now. He's
not even wearing underwear. It's chafing, but you're dedicated. I
appreciate him.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Definitely not up to restaurant standards.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I can tell you that, well, we're not really a restaurant.
We're just a smoothie shop.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You know, you're serving food, and are you serious?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's blended up food though, so I don't know if
that turns. I don't anyway. By the looks of what's
in your blender right now, I would say yours is
going to be ready in about two hours or so.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Two hours.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
No, that's not okay. I thought you just in a
few minutes finish light.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Okay. What I'm gonna do is, I'm just gonna put
you on speaker here and you can yell at him
and try to motivate him. Tell him that you want
your smoothie to be made faster. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I'm absolutely not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
No, it's okay, don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I really I really need you to motivate me.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You guys motiva. You thought he wants to be motivated.
Note that's motivator. Just tell him that you want your
smoothie now.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
No, I want him to be Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I can't do that, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I'm sorry, Why do you stop?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
The orders aren't complete yet. I don't feel.
Speaker 11 (21:18):
You don't get.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
You don't get a break for another two hours, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Come on now, god, you maybe you should call somebody
to see about him.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
We can do that when his two hour break is
coming up. There we go. Get on your back. Okay,
I'm sorry about that, Susanne. So I put it on
hill climber mode. That's how you know the smoothies are
being blended better.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
This is this is crazy and I'm posting this. This
is going to go all over social media.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Just s y I oh good, it's going to go
on to all of our social media too.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Be sut down.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No, it's we're going to be putting it on our
radio station social media when we post this prank phone call.
You're what my name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
My god, are you kidding me? Shilling this guy in
the back?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Can we wrote this fake?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Running?
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Is really the week of every morning was phone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Despite what everyone listening may think it actually takes a
lot of work to put on this mediocre radio.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Show, preached Jeffrey mediocre.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's a generous term, because it's hard to get people
to actually answer their phones for second date calls and
phone taps.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I blame gen Z. Yeah, you can blame us. I'm
not answering.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Sometimes we wait days or weeks to get a response,
but nothing compares to what our ucer had to go
through to make today's closure call happen. Because this all
started when one of our listeners received a mysterious message
on Facebook and what it said was so shocking she
had to find out if it was true.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And now, after a full year of our producer tracking
this person down trying to convince them to respond, we
finally got some answers who and it might be the
most emotional email that we've ever had this send. You're
going to understand why in your brand new closure call next.
(23:36):
We've been doing the closure calls for a while now,
but today is a first. Oh, because we reached out
to someone that our listener has never even met before,
never seen in person either.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Why would you need closure for someone who is not
part of your life at all?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
How does that work? These are good questions that we
should ask her, but they desperately need to get closure
on this. And from the little bit that I do know,
it is a very interesting, very shocking, mysterious story.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, I was taking Why is our producer picking this person?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Let's ask some of these questions to Marissa and welcome
to the show. Hey Marissa, how's it going?
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Hey guys, it's going okay? How are you?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Are you like hitting up like Madonna to ask her
why she's not making music anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
She's actually still making.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Good music, thank you. Ye. We can speculate, but let's
just have Marissa tell us what made you email the
show for help?
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Okay, So this is kind of a crazy story. It
kind of blows my mind too. But this this chick
name asked and hit me up instant our direct message. Okay,
and so she had a crazy story for me.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Did she tell you the story right away or was
it one of those like, I don't know, she's setting
you up for a scam or something?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Funny you mentioned that I thought it was a scam
at first because it's so crazy, But she said she
just found out that thirty years ago she was accidentally
swapped at birth for another baby at the hospital, and
that baby was.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Me what what whoa wait, she's claiming, how would.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
She know what?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
Ye a swap sisters. I was like, Okay, that sounds
really weird, like swap sisters.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Dude, it sounds like a show on TLC.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
She's saying, your parents aren't your parents, that they're her parents? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Crazy right? So I deleted it.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, oh thought it was a scam.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Would questions?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
No way, dude, I would think it's I mean, you
can tell if you're related. Well, I mean if you
do a DNA test. I mean you can do those tests,
and a lot of people are finding out stuff like like, oh,
that's not really my dad is usually how it goes down.
Oh no yet typically you know who your mom is.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Yeah, kind of makes more sense.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
She sent me another message and she's like, this is
not a scam. So I hit up my parents and
I was like, mom, yuh, can you tell me about this?
And they seemed totally shocked.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, that's what happens with swap babies. The parents don't know.
That's the big like to do about it. Right, It's
like back in the day they'd take the babies into
a room. Now, you're never separated from your baby after
you give birth, really, yeah, unless you ask them to
take it away so you can sleep.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
So your parents who raised you, they didn't believe it.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
They thought it was a scam too, like some elaborate
AI thing.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh my gosh, So wait, did you go to Aspen's page?
Could you see any resemblance?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Well, so she sent me some pictures and what's weird
is the photos looked exactly like me of her parents.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Wait what, oh you look like her parents?
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Yeah? So I thought. I wrote back here and I
was like, how do you know all this information?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
And what else can you tell me?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What else can you tell me? Okay?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
What she say her last message was something totally mischief
is she thinks her mom and dad might know about it,
but they're so mad at me for bringing up they
won't talk about it.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
So she's saying she actually doesn't even know all the details.
She just knows that their family all knows. It's like
some big family secret and they don't want to.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Yeah, I think she might have gotten in trouble for
even reaching out to me.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh so the fact that.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
They don't want any information or hey, drop it like
that makes it sound like it is legittop asking questions
Like I.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Mean, I guess like if you have an adult child, right,
you've raised in your whole life, and then you just
then find out that they were swapped at birth, It's like.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I know you're twenty three, but we're sending you back to.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
The hope switch.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
What's that saying? Like, you know, not knowing is bliss,
ignorance is ignorance. Maybe that was their stance on it,
But like, how.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Are you feeling?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
I'm just kind of freaked out, to be honest, like,
this is the weirdest thing that I think has ever
happened to me, if it's true.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
But oh yeah, and how long has this been going on?
You with the back and forth with this girl?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
This happened four years ago?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh four years ago? Wait, you've been sitting on this
for four years? Did you get DNA tested with your parents?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:13):
But I think I found my mom on Facebook but
she wouldn't respond.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Wait, you're already calling her my mom?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
What should she call her?
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Broke?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The woman? I don't know what her name is, but
like you know that one for a fact, and too
like your mom is still your mom. I mean, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Okay, you've got to be a biological mom.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Like a whole identity crisis because of this, and.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
So your biological mom wasn't responding to your messages. And
that's when you reached out to us.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
Right, my supposed biological mom that looks like me.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, is that the case?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Is that who you wrote with our producer? You wrote
the biological mom with the questions? Right?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
She actually emailed us about a year ago, it turns out,
and our producer has been working on this every single week,
trying to soften up the mom in.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Order to respond.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Marissa, you know that we wouldn't have you on the
show right now if she didn't answer us.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
She finally answered after a year she said, stop contacting.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
We got her responses back a couple of days ago.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Oh my god, my god, assmen, are you sitting down?
Are you in a safe place? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I mean Marissa, Yeah, okay, maybe you should lie down
for this one because it could get kind of emotional.
But we can help give you some finality when we
do your closure call right after this.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Thank you, hold on frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
This could be such an emotional closure call. I think
we need to have some sad piano music for it. No, wait, no,
I said, I said sad piano, not bad piano.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I see the mix up.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Ye see, this is why I have to listen to
the music ahead of time. Stop this, yeah, let me
let me get some sad piano music please.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
This is.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's kind of impressive.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, but it doesn't fit the tone. Does I feel
like it's an evil bring the music down?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
No, no, no, I'm sad like emotional music.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, I know I want to go back to the
happy one.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
You're talking about swapped at birth because it just doesn't
feel right.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Say it was frustration. You're frustrated at the music.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm not. But swapped at birth this is something
that you don't hear about much anymore, thankfully, because the
hospitals are better at not doing it. But thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Or they're better at hiding it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, maybe that's the case. Thirty years ago, though it
did happen to one of our listeners, Marissa Maybe got
a random message on her socials from a girl named
Aspen claiming to be her swap sister, saying they were
accidentally swapped at the hospital and they've been raised by
each other's parents for years, which, by.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
The way, I wouldn't google search the term swap sister.
I just think that you're going to end up with
you don't want to see It's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
No off came up with him. But the thing is,
the details about it were a little bit sketchy and
there was some hesitation to answer everything. That's why a
year ago Marissa reached out to us asking if we
could contact her biological mom for her and hopefully get
her some closure on what really happened.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
I usually if you hit us up a year in advance,
we don't get to it just because we're lazy.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Working on this a lot. Yeah, we're running out of
time thanks to all the bad piano music, so we
better just get to it. We sent four questions to
Marissa's mom, Marissa, are you ready to hear some answers
to this? I know you've been waiting a long time.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, yes, what musical track do you want him to
play behind it when he reads it?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
What important?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Your tears in the back round going to start crying?
I'm joking. I'm joking, Marissa. I mean this is crazy
because I mean, you're going to finally, no, hopefully you're
going to hear from the mom.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Yeah, yeah, I mean this has been time coming, just
seeing some of these answers I've been looking for, you know,
it's just been such a mystery.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Let's get to the first one, and this is going
to be the first time I've read the answers to.
I was just handed the sheet with what she wrote back.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You needed to preread them, Jeff, so that you were crying.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Producer went through all this. I'm sure I needed to
focus on the piano music.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Let's get harder so it would have gone better.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But sure, question one, we said your daughter Aspen reached
out to me years ago, telling me you were my
real biological mom. Is this true? So she wrote back.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh my gosh, are you ready for this?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Please?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Okay, because if you said no, we would have had
to stop the segment and that would have been really annoying.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Jeff.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
But she wrote back, it is true, but Aspen didn't
reach out to you. I did what.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I need to Wait, I'm confused, so she faked.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
She says, I made up a fake Facebook account for
her because I was too ashamed to speak directly to you.
I'm sorry, so.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Has Asmen the girl that you were really swapped?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh yeah, Rissa?
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Do you have all the answers you need or would
you like to content?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Hey, check on her? She sounds upset.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Okay, No, it's it's just shocking. It's amazing and shocking
and I can't thank you guys enough for reaching out
to her and helping me.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
But I mean it's not Wait, so you just believe
her straight out the gate, like this is a woman
who's faking to be Aspen.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
I mean, I really don't know what to believe. I'm
I'm really curious to know what she says.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Next.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, you almost wanted to be real. Well, let's get
to the second question, which was tell me what you
know about me getting swapped at birth? How did you
find out about that? She wrote back, Well, honestly, when
I reached out four years ago, I made it up.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What wait, she says, who is she?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Then? I knew I wanted to speak with you, but
I didn't know how to do it without making it
seem like I was a terrible parent. Because the truth
is I gave you up for adoption at birth? Oh,
she said, I'm sorry again.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
WHOA So she still is your mom, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
A swap again, so she was ashamed to admit the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Did you know you were adopted by your by your mom?
Your parents?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Maybe the parents didn't know that they adopted her.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
No, definitely could be in the dark, but the mom
would be pretty cool. Why would your parents not come
clean with you when you approach them about being swapped
at birth? They would know you were like gonna find
something out.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
I don't know. I think it was just too much
for them, you know, And then just mention fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
We're getting a lot of text in at seventy five
nine to two from listeners who are supporting you, by
the way, so keep those coming. We're going to forward
those to her after the segment so that she could
read them all. But this is already going way different
than we thought this call was going to be. So
I don't know if the third question is going to
be relevant still, because again we write all the questions
before we know the answers. But the third question was,
(35:17):
how do I know this is really my biological mom?
My parents who raised me are both shocked and know
nothing about it. Do you have any proof?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's still a valid question, I mean valid questions still,
like what if this is still someone who's I mean,
she already lied about you know, the whole story.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Uh what did she say?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
She wrote back, there are birth records that I had you,
and we both have the same color blonde hair as
I've shown you in the pictures I sent. I'm not
sure I'm ready for a DNA test, but it would
also prove it as well. Huh, I'm sorry, lady. She
keeps saying I'm sorry at the end of every answer,
so she clearly feels pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
But she shouldn't feel bad. You have as great life
like I mean, if she couldn't provide you with what
you needed as a.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
Child, I don't understand. So that means my parents are
lying or something, or she's lying.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean, somebody is not telling the truth in this situation,
that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Maybe trying to protect you. One party is trying to
protect you from something. But let's go to the fourth
question because we are running out of time here. It says,
is there anything else that I should know about what happened?
We like to leave it kind of open in general
for them to fill in the blanks.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, thank god we did, since we didn't know what
the hell was going on was.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Taking a turn. But your mom wrote back. She said,
there is obviously a lot to tell you, but I'm
sure you're angry at me about how I handled it.
I am getting older, though, and I just wanted to
have a chance to get to meet my daughter and
know you, She says. I don't expect you to forgive me,
but I would love to meet up with you in
(36:51):
person if you're willing.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
I guess it just needs some time to think about it.
I mean, I'm curious to you, but so many unanswered
questions at this moment, even for my parents who raise me.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
You know, I know it feels like you have a
lot to deal with before you even think about meeting
up with this woman who claims to be your biological mom. Yeah,
like who's your dad? Then?
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Too?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Like there's so many up.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
This is a woman who, like we've tried to reach
out to on Facebook, and is clearly used to lying.
We don't know if any of this is actually true,
so I wouldn't necessarily come in with guns of blazing.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I totally agree. I would come in super guarded. I mean, yeah,
like I said, somebody's lying to you, my instinct would
be this woman because you don't even know her. You know,
you would trust your parents more.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You need to bring your current parents with the biological
mom and have them meet and maybe something will.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Be comport But what does your birth certificate say?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
I haven't really got it.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Go get it.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
We'll wait.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, maybe you come back with it later. But I'm sorry.
I know this is a lot of information that was
just tossed on you. We'll give you some time to process.
But do you feel like maybe it helped get you
a step towards closure?
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I feel like I have more questions, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I was thinking opens everything up, doesn't
close anything.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
We'll stay in touch with you and hopefully we can
do a closure call update and figure out what's really
going on if you do meet up with your biological mom,
if she is your biological mom.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
Yeah, okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Right, I just want to give you a hug right now.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Give me some happy piano music to play us out, please, Okay,
it's kind of yeah, all right, that was a that's dramatic.
It's a successful closure, successful at all.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
All right, well it was a closure call, yeah, with
zero closure.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's Brook and Jeffrey's the other one in the morning.
That's what you get when you email us for help.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
One woman just showed off the crazy world traveling dream
job you never realized that you wanted. And yes it
involves we're with billionaires. Plus what's it like working in
an office full of only gen zers?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Well, one millennial boss just went viral on TikTok for
his take on it, and it's absolutely hilarious. You're gonna
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Speaker 2 (39:15):
New TikTok click shock.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Coming up right now, did everybody in studio shower today,
because I'm getting a real strong odor in here. It
smells like TikTok click shock because you're so shocked at
how many clicks that viral video is getting. We've got
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some of the biggest tiktoks from the past week locked
and loaded, so let's get right into it with your
first TikTok click Shock. It's from the Lap of Luxury.
I like that lap a lot of people dream of
living on a fancy yacht and traveling the world, but
that's just everyday life for one twenty four year old
woman who recently went viral on TikTok. Her name is
(39:58):
Emery walling Rich.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
She was born into it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
She's a full time yacht stewardess based out of Florida.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
It's like a flight attendant but for yachts.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Otherwise known as a yachti oh yai yachi, just YACHTI.
She just started this position and shared that she makes
five thousand dollars a month working for wealthy clients and
she's visited seven countries so far while working on the job. Now,
some people might hear that and think that's not a
(40:33):
ton of money. To make like five thousand dollars a month,
that's like fifty to sixty grand a year.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Happen to do something you like or if it's funny,
you get to travel.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, and you're you're not paying for rent or anything
because you're living on a burg.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
That's what she says. All her accommodations, all her food,
all her toilet trees, everything completely free. So she saves
a ton of money while she's working and currently, she's
working for a family aboard their one hundred and forty
foot three level Meggi yachts. So cool, they're going to
be heading off to the Mediterranean soon.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
But how could you like?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
How did you like the people that you work for?
They let you bring people on.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, well, here's what she does all day, she says.
She makes beds, served drinks, brings out suntan lotion and
towels for the family. Oh my god, and of course
runs their karaoke nights.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Oh they have family. They're still a lame family, that's
what you're saying. They have family karaoke nights.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
There's nothing lame about Carriot. Check yourself.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I forgot karaoke.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
So she says, overall, it's a pretty easy job, and
she's the second steward on the boat. The chief stewardess
can make over six figures a year, and most captains
on these yachts make over three hundred and fifty grand day.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
But captain work there you would have to date the captain,
because how else do you having a dating life? You know,
when you stop at places. So that's that's a hookup life.
I don't know that that's a dainty life.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I can see it like it's like I snuck on
a guy in grease.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, Emery says. She goes to bed when the family does,
which is typically around one or two am, and then
after eight hours of sleep, she's back up working again.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Okay, sound, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
She added quote if it sounds like a dream job,
it is like the British Virgin Islands. That's a TikTok
click shock. Your next TikTok click shock. This one has
over fourteen million views in counting. It's from a millennial
boss named Tommy Flame.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't know what that really is this going to
be a story about crypto or something, because it feels
like it should be my arm.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
He started a new active wear business.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Ah, there it is. It was either going to be
flame coin or an energy drink.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
And he only hired gen Z employees to come work
for him.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Okay, Well, some people might.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Cringe at that idea, thinking like, oh my gosh, like
only gen Zers around you all day.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I'm just great to me, I just go cringing Tommy Flame.
But yeah, I like gen Z. I think gen Z
is really fun.
Speaker 13 (43:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
But as far as like getting work done.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, I think that they're pretty good. Work done.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Tommy says he loves it, and he lets them sign
their emails however they want to, okay. So in his video,
Tommy shared some of the most hilarious email sign offs
that he's gotten from. One staffer wrote a very professional
email and then signed it with astella pasta.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
From Jenny, Jenny, I like that.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
The next one was from of an employee named Joey,
who signed his email thanks a lot, and under that
wrote Joey and then under that it says don't cross me.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Oh yes, white like best regards his boss. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Another employee and in her emails writing do you have
a quick fifth teen minutes talk soon.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Loser, I'd love to call peoples.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
I like this one from a guy who ends with
You're the best boss ever l O l JK. And finally,
one girl signs off her emails with apologies forever existing.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh it's dark, and yeah, we need to get into therapy.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
So Tommy Flames says this obviously is all internal communications
that he allows this. They will never send emails like
that to any clients outside the company.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
As far as he knows.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
The company like T T.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Y l, but he's just an emoji outside the company.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
He does encourage them to keep it real and always
keep it light and fun.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh that's good, flame boys, got a point blame.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Those are your stories for the day. See you and
hell Losers coming up.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
We've got Ricardo from the podcast World on the phone
right now. And I say that because when our producer
asked Ricardo an interesting fact about himself, he said, he's
been listening to our show online for about six months now,
and him being on the show, if this moment is
the most interesting thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, I'm so glad that we get to be a
part of that.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Ricardo, Ricardo, congratulations, you're interesting.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Now, thank you, thank you my whole life.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Say you a long time, my friend.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
But we're here, dude, And after this, you can share
this podcast onto your podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
He doesn't have a podcast, that's.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Where he goes to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Okay, but you can find this on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
We've explained to Jose sometimes.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Jose, I plan of listening to myself the show.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Jose wanted podcast inceptions.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.
For this. You know how the game works for CARDI.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (46:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. On this day.
In twenty sixteen, a woman from India became the oldest
woman to ever give birth. How old was she? In NASCAR?
What's the name of the vehicle that leads the warm
up lap before the race begins?
Speaker 11 (46:36):
Point card?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
What does FDA stand for?
Speaker 11 (46:42):
Fedtle Drug Association?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Billy Jean King was the first female cover athlete for
what famous.
Speaker 11 (46:47):
Magazine Sports illustrated.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I'm gonna give you one more. How many calories does
the average person burn each hour while sleeping? Ten twenty
five or fifty fifty? Nice work, Ricardo. We're gonna have
Brooke come back into the studio and uh, let's get
to know you a little bit. What do you do
for work?
Speaker 13 (47:08):
I'm the insurance suggest there.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Let's ask you a more interesting question. Are you married?
Speaker 11 (47:15):
I have a two year old?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Oh congrats?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
How did you propose.
Speaker 13 (47:22):
At a really nice state restaurant Arby's Nice? Bro not
actually trying to reproposing again. It is going to be
even bigger than the last night.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What why multiple why she had second thought? Ricardo?
Speaker 13 (47:38):
No, no, it's not that we decited that because of
my career chain and probably should do a little bit
bigger this night.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Okay, Oh, I love it. That's exciting. He's selling an
awesome partner, my friend. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
And you could be one hundred dollars richer too. Let's go, Brooke,
your turn. Your time starts now. On this day in
twenty sixteen, a woman from India became the oldest woman
to ever give birth. How old was she?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
She was so old? I remember this when she's seventy two.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
In NASCAR, what's the name of the vehicle that leads
the warm up lap before the race begins? What does
FDA stand.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
For Food and Drug Administration?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Billy Jean King was the first female cover athlete for
what famous magazine?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh, for magazine ESPN.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
You don't answer things before done?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
What?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Well? Two cocky with your answers there, Brooke, Let's go
to the scoreboard and see how you did it with Jose.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
You know how they say we only use ten percent
of our brain.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
Speaker 9 (48:48):
My stomach so much more in there, Ricardo, you got
to correct today.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Okay, not bad, it would was a good game.
Speaker 9 (48:55):
Does Brook want to give you one hundred dollars doge
your next proposal?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
So she doesn't. She got three apologies, Ricardo, she just
beats you out today. Let's get these answers in on
this day. In twenty sixteen, woman from India became the
oldest ever to give birth at age seventy two. Job,
good memory, Riccardo, very bold with one hundred and two
year old guests. In NASCAR, the name of the vehicle
(49:23):
that leads the warm up lap before the race starts
is the pace car. We did give that to Brook,
she said, pays her, then said pas car. Yeah, hidre's
the kiddo.
Speaker 7 (49:34):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:35):
He came out.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
The FDA stands for Food and Drug Administration. Billy Jean
King was the first female cover athlete for the magazine
Sports Illustrated. She was a protennis player. Good job, and
the average person while sleeping burns fifty calories an hour.
Speaker 13 (49:51):
Wow, so I'm actually working out.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
The more I sleep, the healthier I am.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Keep trying to tell it to your doctor. Riccardo. Unfortunately
can't give you an money here, but just for playing
you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag. Yeah, awesome,
thanks for playing man. We'll be back to do Windbrooks
Buck same time tomorrow
Speaker 7 (50:09):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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