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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Monday, everybody's favorite day of the week, right. Oh yeah,
maybe if we say it enough times, we'll believe it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, sleep so much on the weekends because I just
want to get.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It over with.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, I see, I see. Well, we're glad you're here.
We got your full show.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Of course it's on a Monday, so it's loser line,
it's second day connections, mis connections. We've got some laser
stories in there show. Yeah, really, And we got comments.
What do you like today, Alexis. I loved one from
Emily Brockbank, who said, you guys are comfort food for
my ears, warm, soothing, and possibly bloating with regret two
hours in.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, for sure, and definitely going straight to your butt.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I definitely like withholding some water.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, that works.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
All right. We're glad you enjoy it because it all
starts right now.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
There comes a time in every radio host career when
he makes a horrible, horrible on air mistake that could
get everyone on the show canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not involved in your mistakes.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
In that moment, he has a choice to make. He
could a be a man, step up and admit his
errors and sincerely apologize to the public for what he.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did, but he works in radio, so he's a meek
meek person's back.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Or he could go with option B try to avoid
blame and skirt around the issue by shrugging his shoulders
and saying, we're late.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I thought you're finally going to confess.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ye say what is Shane?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
I can't formally apologize?

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I guess we gotta do w C II and which
clip is it?

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Ok?

Speaker 9 (01:40):
To viral soundbites only enough time to play one of
them with no apologies.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Sorry, let's get right to your choice here.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't even know he did. I think he should apologize.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Option one is a seventeen second clip of a high
school senior on a zoom call with her friends who
goes from complete and total misery because her boyfriend just
cheated on her to extreme joy when she opens the
admissions letter from her dream college. Do you want? Option
to a forty second viral bop of a genius real

(02:11):
estate agent who listed a house online by making a
real parody song with the music from the film Never
Ending Story. What's it Gonna be? Teenage mood swings or
musical house listings?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Alexis teenage moods?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Brook no question, give me those mood swings.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Let's hear a high school senior on a zoom call
with her friends going from total misery to extreme joy
when she opens her admissions letter. You know your son? Yeah,
you know your son.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm gonna open wash you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, no, I just want to feel all.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
You I got.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
That made me cry.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That makes sense, like I'm already.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Crying you to wash you dealing with that scene? Yeah could.
Now let's move on to your shot collar question of
the day with Digital Jake. Jake, say something that hopefully
won't get the shown thrown off the air permanently or
do either.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Way want to vacation.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
As a child of divorce, I owe a lot of
my upbringing to the world's greatest babysitter, my living room TV.
It's where I learned countless life lessons, like on Three's
Company when Jack had to hide a playboy model in
the closet so his two female roomates wouldn't find out.
That's an important lesson to learn when you're seven, how

(03:46):
to be sneaky and not upset your roommates. And then
years later, while watching Grey's Anatomy, I learned if you're
a doctor in a busy hospital. It's more important to
have a broom closet hook up with the hot nurse
than save your patient's life. Closet knowledge. H Did you

(04:08):
learn anything while you were growing up watching the boob tube?
We're gonna find out during a special TV and Movies
edition of the One and Done Shot Collar Question of
the Day.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
No, I like this category, Well, good.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Jose, were starting off with you, No way, I'm never first.
There was once a different version of America's Funniest Home
Videos called Videos after Dark, which was featuring more mature content,
but it was canceled after only one episode aired on TV.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Is that true or false?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
And we're talking about childhood television. When I was a kid,
we would put on the fuzzy channels and you would
pray the adult ones and you pray and see a nipple.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
And white snow.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, So I could.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
See Videos after Dark if they tried one time and
they were like, we cannot have this on and I
got canceled.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
So I actually think this may be true.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Jake Jose said, true, and that is it's true.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Bring it back, it's just too dark.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It aired in March twenty nineteen. With Bob Sagett as
the host, the original.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Host of America's playing somebody Else. Just one episode one,
just one I could take.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Only fans came along.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Jose, You're saved. Go to brook You may not know this,
but there's an extended version of the compelling but already
lengthy Lord of the Rings trilogy. It's the three films,
just longer, with much more detail, and the total run
time is fifteen hours. Is the real number higher or lower?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh my god, three films put together on their extended cut,
because on.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
The original versions of The Lord of the Rings each
one is easily three hours.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, you just.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Need five more hours or so. It's like two hours
is added to each film.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Like that is a whole nother movie that they added on.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
But I guess maybe they just you know, the books
are very long, and I'm gonna say it's older the
Rings after Yeah, I think it's over fifteen hours.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Brooks says, higher, and the real running time is lower.
The extended versions clocked in at six hundred and eighty
six minutes, or eleven point four to three hours for
all three movies.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, that used to be stunning to all of us,
but now that we watch all these TV series, like
it's like, oh, yeah, well I just spent fourteen hours
with you know, a lord of the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Brook, you're getting shocked, Jeffrey, will you join her? The
green code featured in the Matrix films is actually Japanese
letters that compose sushi recipes, taking directly out of a cookbook.
Is that true or false?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, those like those falling green like letters and symbols
the screen Matrix rain.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
If you speak Japanese, does that really change the movie
for you? Like you're watching and it's like super intense,
and then all of a sudden you're reading a sushi recipe.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Maybe that wasn't Keanu Reeve's Rider where he's like, I
must have sushi tex.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
I can see him.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I want to say it's true.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Jeffrey said, true, And that is true. But unlike Japanese
cookbooks that go you read from bottom to top, in
the movie, it comes from top to bottom.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
So it's not it's not as distracted for Japanese speakers.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Jeffrey, You're safe, alexis your last one up. Almost two
decades ago, there was a reality show called Who's Your
Daddy where a woman attempted to identify her estranged father
out of a group of twenty five men. If she
correctly picked him out, she'd win one hundred thousand dollars,
but if the impostor dad convinced her to pick him,
he'd get the money. Is that show real or did

(07:54):
I just.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
Make that up?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
If you made this up, you need to sell this.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah, Brooke may have applied to put her children on this.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I don't know. I wanted to be real.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I just don't know what you do the entire series
to find out who your dad is.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Well, you look for the same mannerisms, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
The girl like a bunch of older men who are
just trying to convince him. Yeah I know your dad, Yeah,
and not in the good way. I think it's.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Alexi said, that's a fake show, and that's a.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Real show again.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
One episode aired on Fox, and after that FOXCID did
not air the other five episodes.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Of all Right, Well, I think the ladies are getting
shocked today, just Brooke and alexis.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Just because you want to hear our sweet voices.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, we'll go with that for the reason. And somebody
wanted to hear shout by the Isley Brothers.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well you make me one shouts shout, throw.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Try shout. That's the seventeen person, Alexis.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
The singing makes you want to show.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
That's a shot.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
College question of the Day Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I rarely say this, but we've got a new number two.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. When was the
last time we had a new number two. It's been forever,
through our entire childhood and adult lives, Coca Cola has
always been the clear number one favorite soda in America,

(09:27):
and number two has always been Pepsi.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I was actually thinking about how you write the number,
like how some people do it without the people do
it with a straight Wow. Okay, that was really misleading.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
We're talking about the number two highest selling soda in.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
The country, so coc is still number one.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Now for the first time in decades, Pepsi has fallen off,
and now our new number two behind Coca Cola is
none other than the drink that's some say if you
have too much of it shrinks your stuff down there. Oh,
I know what that some people it's not that. Maybe
Alexis knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm thinking die of coke.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
It's not diet coke. I'm talking about Doctor Pepper. I've
never heard of.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That rumor about Mountain or about doctor. Is that the
excuse you've been using.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
That's what some people saying. The Prune Juice soda, though,
is officially back, and it's driven by young people who
are buying it up in droves thanks to TikTok and
all of the fancy new flavors. That it's coming out
good and.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
There is a lot of It's interesting because my kids
they're number one when we go to the you know,
when they have the big crazy fountain machine. Yeah, and
they picked Coca Cola first and then right after.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's maybe a Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Back in two thousand and four, Doctor Pepper was tied
with Sprite for sixth place. Now it's shot up to
second in sales for soft drinks in A man.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Was working behind the doctor right now to make him
rise to face.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
It's got to be a popular cocktail.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's all you think, Doctor Pepper and like rum or something.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Ye whiskey, I don't even know, Jaegermeister. Look, if you're
not happy about this, go online and sign Brooks petition
to get mister Pibb back into the top ten. We're
gonna do laser stories coming up right after this. It's
the radio segment that really regrets hosting a DIY locksmith

(11:32):
workshop at the local prison. Wait a minute, the good news.
Good news is it was a full house. A lot
of inmates showed up for bad news. Not sure where
they are now, probably listening to laser stories. Weirdly, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

(11:53):
Those other jail fails just don't. This first laser story
is out of Florida. Twenty eight year old deputy named
Justin Register from the Pope County Sheriff's Office pulled over
a driver the other day and during the traffic stop,
he found out the guy did not have a valid
license in so Officer Justin took the guy's wallet and

(12:15):
phone and put it in his patrol car's trunk for
whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Why his phone?

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
The weird part is definitely putting it in the trunk.
You're not supposed to do that. Two other cops showed
up and saw Justin keep returning to the car's trunk
multiple times. Eventually he gave back the guy's belongings, but
the driver said he was missing three hundred dollars in cash.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Not shocking there.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Everyone started looking for it, and that's when Officer Justin
went back to the trunk, opened up his equipment bag
and pulled out some folded money.

Speaker 9 (12:50):
And said, oh, oh, here it is.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Money always falls out when I set my wallet down folded.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It was obvious enough that the other cops immediately reported
it to their supervisor. In a statement, the lead sheriff said,
it makes me so angry. I could chew the bark
off a group of oak trees.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Very common you guys are in your daily lingo.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
He was not happy.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
He's like a beaver.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Justin was arrested for theft, and the sheriff says he
would have been fired if he didn't resign first.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh, I was gonna say, Wait, he wasn't fired.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I think they give him all the opportunity he got
ahead of it. So the department also said all of
the cops previous arrests and traffic stops are now being audited.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Oh geez.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
This next Lazer stories out of New Jersey eighteen year
old lifeguard named Alex Blythe was overseeing a normal day
at the beach when the unthinkable happened. Out of nowhere.
A strong wind came up and was able to dislodge
one of the beach umbrellas, which flew through the air
and went right into her armpit and out her back.

(14:01):
Oh pierced through her armpit, came out the backside.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
She was impaled by an umbrella.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
That was exactly what Alex remembers thinking. She thought, did
I just get him paled by a beach umbrella?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I thought I was supposed to worry about like people
drowning at this job.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Keep your eyes up. Beach goers present at the scene
freaked out and called nine one one. When firefighters showed up,
they couldn't fit her in the ambulance.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Because those things are shoes.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
So they had to take a handsaw and cut both
ends of the umbrella just so she could fit.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
This is why I can I don't use those umbrellas.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Meanwhile, a guy named Justin offered to hold her wallet
and phone for her car just in case, but Alex
was awake for the entire ordeal, and the battalion chief
said she seemed a lot better off than I would
have been, calling her tougher than that. He called her
one tough young woman. Yeahtors were able to remove the
umbrella and noted it was less than an inch away

(15:03):
from a major artery.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Now she's lucky. You know the owners like you ruined
my umbrella.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
I'm getting it refined. Good news is she will make
a full recovery. But authorities use this as a chance
to remind beach goers to make sure their umbrellas are
secure down in the sand and to always carry them
with the point down.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. You know what, that's a reminder for me. Didn't
know that could happen. Yeah, it's like a new fear unlocked.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
That's what we do on the show. It's like a
final destination story. Your next laser story is out of China.
We reported on this about a year ago, but looks
like it's becoming a real thing. Researchers announced they perfected
a new way to treat sinus infections where instead of antibiotics,
you'll just shoot a tiny army of robots up into

(15:52):
your nose. Yep. It's the latest in nanobot technology, or
technically they're microbots because they're still big enough to see
under a normal microscope. But they're smaller than a speca dust,
way thinner than a human hair. And their program to
wipe out bacteria.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Wow, what if one gets lost up there? Like, do
you feel it?

Speaker 9 (16:15):
With it?

Speaker 11 (16:15):
You them?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Do you like shoot them out of your nostril?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
And then you're like, wait, I'm missing one.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
This is a really different story than Wally.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
And it's not clear how many they have to shoot
up into your nose. The scientists just called it a swarm.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Oh, this is the magic school bus.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
This is literally what we washed his cave.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
They misfrizzle. They tested them on animals and say they
could be approved to treat sinus and bladder affections in
humans in the next year. That would be amazing. They're
still figuring out how to make sure they can get
them all out of your body once you're done, but
they're hoping they'll just all come out when you blow
your nose.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Sounds very expensive.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
The other big concern is whether we'll be willing to
actually shoot robots up into our noses.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
We're pretty willing to shoot everything up our noses, believe
in signs.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Jeff, I don't know the conspiracy crowd is going to
claim Bill Gates wants to control your thoughts with the
tiny robots, which he does, so I believe it. Let's
go to your next laser story. Out of vacavill.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Jet.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
People like to joke about needing a vacation in order
to recover from their vacation.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yes, seriously, but if.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
You're traveling with family, it's actually a real thing.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh that's good to know. I feel exhausted by the
end of a family vacation.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
You're not alone, brook. According to a new report, it
takes parents two and a half days to recover from
traveling with their children.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
If you're doing something like going to Disney with the
family is so stressful, you know, like everyone's talking, what's this,
what's that?

Speaker 6 (17:42):
To many movie parts, and specifically it's two point four days,
which is two days, nine hours, and thirty six minutes
for exhausted parents. All that time right really matter.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I can't wait till I hit that thirty seventh minute.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ye ready to go again.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
If you're traveling with kids, the key is to not
make things harder on yourself.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Percent of parents say bribing children with treats spare game.
Twenty eight percent said, buying toys mid trip helps. Yeah,
and twenty six percent resort to unlimited screen time.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
We just drop our expectations of what we're actually gonna
get done that.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
I don't know why I thought you were going to say,
drop your pants for some reason.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Family pictures let all the stress out.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's all bundled up right in this area.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
More than half a parent say they bring along some
kind of audio player to entertain kids with music or
storytelling and soundscapes. Maybe people playing whale sounds calms your
kids down.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Some people can't sleep without those, like some kids can't
sleep without those white noises. Oh my god, I had
to sleep in the same room as my best friend's
kids and I almost threw it out the window, like
it is so loud.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, they say, if possible, try to find things that
can be calming, not something annoying or overly repetitive that
can raise your tension or stress levels. What does this
little guy do to call him his nerves post vac
the Eiffel Towers, a pair.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Of kids, he takes his pants off too, Well, I don't.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Even know what that means. I've just read that off
of one of his instant stories. Okay, I'd love somebody
to explain. But that's how means Laser Stories has come
to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Wednesday, Brook.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Imagine you're wearing your favorite band T shirt out at
the bars one night when the lead singer from that
group actually walks in, Oh my god, pants, I mean
in a good way. Can you imagine who would be
your dream person? Like I know for Alexis, it's probably

(19:48):
the guy dressed in purple from the Wiggles. She was
wetting her pants when she was listening to that, but
they were actual diapers.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
He's not wrong.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
I bet one woman is going to be kicking herself
this morning after she hears a voicemail that we got
over the weekend because one guy was a dead ringer
for a very famous singer. You be the judge if
she missed out on the chance of a lifetime. When
you hear it in a brand new Loser line coming
up right after.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
This, you wait a minute, is this the right number?
It's a Loser line?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Goodby, Just call me back. If you haven't heard the
Loser line before, let me tell you how it works.
Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Hey, sweeten ums, do you have any bugs? Spray in
that Fenby purse? Alright, you're giving me butterfly down in
me come time.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Okay, whatever you do is just the urge to make
fun of his Star Trek T shirt with spocks staring
right at you. Instead, tell him he should call you
sometime and hopefully later on. He's going to leave an
awkward voicemail after you give him the loser line, so
we can play it on the air voicemails like this
one next.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Hey Aaron, it's it's so, it's nice, you know, getting together.

Speaker 12 (21:15):
I just wanted to let you know.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
About what's going on with me. I guess my my
ex girlfriend decided that her New Year's resolution was to
dump me, so she did that like after a New
Year's Eve party. And that's a whole other story. But anyways,

(21:38):
I had kind of gotten out in front of Valentine's
Day and gotten her some gifts, And since you know you.

Speaker 12 (21:46):
Have kind of a similar style, like a.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Similar vibe to her, I wanted to know if maybe
you wanted some of these gifts and you know to
buy them off of me, and I give you a
deal on them. I mean the nice gifts. I mean
I got I got her hair straightener, I got her
one hundred dollars Spot gift card, and I can give

(22:13):
you like a great price on the whole bundle.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
So talk to you soon. Wait a price giving them?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I'm thinking is do we still have his number for
Alexis a Spot.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
I do have the phone number, and I was going
to say, broken Alexis. We could start the bidding between
the two of you. If you both want that hair straightener,
We'll set it at seventeen dollars.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, I can afford that, don't that.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
I actually I just want to say I had a
great time hanging out with you the other night. It
was great meeting you, you know, like I said, I
absolutely loved your pearl Champ shirt.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
And g Omer Worry or this one hear right there
to reader.

Speaker 13 (23:11):
Here a time, look at you.

Speaker 11 (23:15):
Worry, give me a callback, can't wait to talk? Wow?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Did someone give Eddy better than Loser?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
For a second, I thought it was Hooty and the
Blowfish that he was doing it sounding exactly like what's
that song? Darius, They're not can he all the nineties
band sounds exactly the same?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Darius Rucker is kind of like the gift version of Eddie.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Better Remember you get the special Loser line NUMBERF you
text the word loser l O s E R to
seven eighty five nine two. Give it out to someone
who does a perfect impression of an old school nineties
rock artist. So he could call us and leave us
an awkward voicemail. We could play for you voicemails like
this one.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
Hey, Amelia Earhart.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
I don't know if you remember me. This is Aviator
four two zero. We met the VR flight simulator game. Anyways, Uh,
you know, I I know we hit it off, and
I don't know know how to say this, but listen
if you want to continue what we were doing and
maybe just take it up to the next level. And

(24:27):
by the next level, I mean like a mile high up.
And I don't know if you, uh, the Mile High
Club is a it's a when you're on a plane.
It's like when you have kind of plane. Anyways, So
I don't know if you wanted to maybe meet up
and we can just kind of do like a a
one on one and you can just do it, you know,

(24:50):
privately in a in a VR setting, and you know,
I don't want to spoil it for you if you
don't know how it works, but you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I've done it before, but I didn't have anyone. Hell anyways,
let me know.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh God, does it count if it happens in virtual reality?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't know count if you have to explain in
detail what the Mile High Club is like.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
You know it, bro, and saying that you did it
with yourself should not be a flex Trying to convince her.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
To do it too real life, it gets you arrested.

Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
Next, Hey, so this is the guy from the bar.
First of all, thank you for giving me a number.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Because every other girl I asked that.

Speaker 14 (25:39):
I didn't give me the number. So, uh so I
guess you won. Uh just looking for looking for somebody
to hang out with. Look, if I'm gonna be honest
with you, because I believe in honesty. I just I
don't have a scooter, which is awesome during the summer
and spring months.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
But in the winter it blows obviously.

Speaker 14 (25:56):
But so I was looking for somebody if you wanted
to hang out, and I kind of take me to
you know, give me a right to work every day.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 13 (26:03):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (26:04):
And then like, there's no obligation of like doing anything
intimate unless you want to.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
And then you know, I'll you.

Speaker 13 (26:09):
Know, I'll consider it.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Uh and uh.

Speaker 14 (26:12):
And then once a week, I have an action only league,
which you know.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
I'm a professional.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
I'm not some you know jabbroni that I have my.

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Own acts, so we could do that, all right, you later?
All right.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
I'm so glad that he said that, because I fully
did think he was a jabbroni until he mentioned that
he owned.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
An act like a sugar daddy like arrangement without any
benefits for the girl at all.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Wait, yeah, you could use the schooner and summer.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
Just right on the back of it.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
He needs to approve that first stats for a ride
only on rainy days.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
time every week, and you can hear it on the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. Yes, we do have a
YouTube page. Pretty cool and just like the thing on
Jose's back, it's growing bigger every single day.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, and I'm also like our YouTube channel. I need
you to look at it for you go take a book.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
That's a loser line. Phone taps coming up.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
How many times a week do you turn on the
news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car
has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure
to contact your local dealership.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I've actually had to take my car in for that,
like it was an airbag thing years.

Speaker 15 (27:23):
Ago, my power spread.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
It happens a lot. And how many times does it
have to do with a faulty glove compartment? None until now,
because Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership
and he calls a guy to tell him there's been
some issues lately with his car's glove box and if
it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.

(27:47):
Oh no, I know. It sounds like a great phone
tap idea.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I'm really curious where this is going to.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Go, or maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen. It's
your phone tap right now. Another on the twenty.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealership. This
is Charles.

Speaker 13 (28:08):
It is that's fun.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hey, Charles, how's it going. I'm just following up in
our notes. It says you picked up one of our
newer R models a couple of weeks ago. How's that
been for you?

Speaker 13 (28:19):
So far, so good, no complaints. Is a nice ride?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, all right, so it hasn't caught on fire yet?

Speaker 13 (28:26):
No, it has it?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
I mean kinda.

Speaker 15 (28:35):
Okay, what do you mean kind of? You get you
can't just say kind of and then not say anything.
What do you mean kind of?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just
have a recall, and I have to tell you that
apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have
a defect.

Speaker 15 (28:51):
Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I apologize.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
It's it's not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
The glove compartment just doesn't lock all the way like
it's like kind of like you know that's mean jiggling
on my desk because it is.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Yeah, No, I got the reference.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You you know what a jiggle sounds like? Okay, just
it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.

Speaker 15 (29:14):
Okay, Well what you said it before?

Speaker 13 (29:17):
I thought it was gonna be serious.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Even Look, if you're okay with the possibly jiggly glove compartment,
then you're okay, with releasing us from all liability.

Speaker 12 (29:25):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
By the way, I am recording this phone call.

Speaker 15 (29:28):
If you're asking for me to release liability on the
shaky glove compartment, that's fine.

Speaker 13 (29:34):
I have zero concerns about that.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Okay, great? And oh the other part and by the way,
I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died
from this car model's glove compartment catching on fire.

Speaker 13 (29:47):
Wait what Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Like huge explosions. You ever seen those gender reveals gone
wrong on the news?

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Imagine that?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
But with car parts?

Speaker 13 (29:56):
Are you kidding me? Right now?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens
with you.

Speaker 15 (30:01):
No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,
partially noisy glove compartment, not about Yeah, Well.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
The part that I didn't get to was that it
jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a bunch of electrical
wires through it. So if you close it a little
bit too hard, it literally explodes.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
I don't like your matter of fact tone about potentially
me dying in this car that I just purchased.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your
car is caught on fire, yet, do you remember that
the start of the conversation is one of the first.

Speaker 15 (30:35):
Things I remember, Dude, I thought you were joking. So
if it yeah, oh, if this is real, I need
for you to fix this asap.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Absolutely, that's just going to be a nine hundred dollars
charge and then we will fix that. I'll take good care.

Speaker 13 (30:49):
Nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Who well, remember.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You you just released us from liability, sir, so that
means you void the warranty. And this is an out
of pocket.

Speaker 15 (30:58):
All right, what you're doing right now scam. First you're recording,
then you're not recording, and now magically, out of thin air,
I have to pay a nine hundred dollars charge for
you to pick a vehicle that you sold to me
that has a defeate.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Well, technically the vehicle is great. It's just the glove
compartment that's deadly.

Speaker 15 (31:17):
You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that
this glove compartment could explode.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
I know you're upset.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I am more concerned about your safety than anything else here. Well,
why don't you just be very careful, don't touch the
glove compartment in any way, don't even.

Speaker 13 (31:32):
Look at it.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Just avoid all the speed bumps. We did have a
couple of incidences where drivers were named in a school zone.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
Hey hey, it's Rod right, how about that.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
You Rod phantasm?

Speaker 15 (31:42):
How about you take this falsey glove compartment is, stick
it up yours and let it explode there.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.

Speaker 13 (31:50):
I'm sure you have.

Speaker 15 (31:51):
That's all I thought. It was right up your alley.
So first off, go yourself. Second off, get your supervisor
on the phone.

Speaker 13 (31:58):
This is this is unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but
he was.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Actually in charge.

Speaker 13 (32:04):
If if you're about to say something really stupid, don't
do it.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I'm not gonna say something stupid. I'm gonna give you
a fact.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Rod.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
So my supervisor something that's about to piss me off
one and I already am it's not.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
My supervisor was in charge of fixing the glove compartments
and now he's in the hospital because one of them
jiggled too hard and it blew up.

Speaker 13 (32:24):
All right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Obviously,
I'm not gonna drive the car.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
No, don't say what you're gonna say. You're gonna regret this.

Speaker 15 (32:33):
No, no, No, I'm not gonna regret anything.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
What brother?

Speaker 7 (32:36):
What?

Speaker 13 (32:37):
What? Rod?

Speaker 15 (32:38):
What could you possibly say to make anything better?

Speaker 13 (32:42):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
My name is Jose Bolano's I work for Brick and
Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 15 (32:46):
I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling
right now.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
No, okay, I'll give you more context.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Look, this is a prank phone call, and your sister
Helene sent you up.

Speaker 13 (32:56):
What she wanted to play a joke on you.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
She said, it's an awesome ride.

Speaker 13 (33:02):
I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am saking pretty much.
I'm saking.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
No, she said, you gave her a ride.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You just got your new car, You gave her ride.
She absolutely loves it, and she's proud of you.

Speaker 13 (33:15):
Jealous.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Week up every morning was Foom Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Alexis. If a guy says to you, hey, girl, you
should come back to my place so I could show
you my special talent, that's what he sounds like. What
are the odds that dude actually has anything remotely talented
about him?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Very low?

Speaker 6 (33:43):
You're still going over to his house?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hey, I have to find out right.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
But you're almost sure. But today we may have found
the one exception because one of our listeners convinced his
date to come back with him to show off his
unique skill, and when he told us what it was,
Brooke immediately begged him for picks. It really is an
unusual behavior for Brooke with strange men to ask for picks,

(34:09):
but this time it actually is a very unique skill.
You're gonna hear what it is in your second date update.
Right after this second Date update, I was curious recently
and googled how to get your first date back to
your house?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
What bro And that sounds tricky, like you're trying to
trick them into it too.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Then I had to go back and add the word
willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up
with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah, really,
probably shouldn't go that route.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
You mean to keep talking?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And he did that on a work computer too, didn't you?

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I did, Yeah, gosh, khr wants to come at me,
Go find me somewhere else. But there's a lot of
ideas online once you put in the correct search about
grabbing coffee or drinks at a bar, close to where
you live, easy, or tell them about a pet at
home that you'd really love to introduce to me. You
have to have a pet, though, that's true. Make sure

(35:08):
that you're checking all those boxes.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
It's a pet lamp in the morning.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
But apparently none of that is better than what our listener,
Kevin says he did. He told his date about a
hobby and I don't even know what it is, but
apparently it convinced her to go home with him to
check out his place. So let's learn about it, Kevin,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Hey, guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Kevin?

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.
Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?

Speaker 12 (35:39):
Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Meadow.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Did you guys meet on a dating app? Kevin?

Speaker 12 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the
normal web dating apps is a cute place to meet.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up
with her before you guys saw each other?

Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like
coseplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a
similar interest.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
So so what did you guys do for your date?

Speaker 12 (36:11):
Yeah, we we decided we were going to go catch
some drinks and we did and we hung out there
for a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
And was that way? Was that planned by you? Kevin?

Speaker 12 (36:23):
Well? It certainly was easy to get there and easy
to get back. Should it go that way?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Such a politician?

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Me, all right? So what's this hobby that you brought
up that convinced her to go back with you?

Speaker 12 (36:41):
It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on
TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now
called fridge skaping.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Are you guys?

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Fridge scaping.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's like making
your fridge inside.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yes, the inside looks so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Were you like all of your vegetables in an open
contater and you make your ears of people do like
the soda rack shelves and they're all organized by color.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
No, it's more than that. Like you put flowers sometimes
in photos and they're like, it's cool, but it is
like no offense, a little bit weird. Kevin, that weird
because you're not You're not putting any actual food in
your fridge.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Just if you find a single man that doesn't have
just an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Kevin, Kevin, why why did you do it? What made
you want a fridge escape?

Speaker 12 (37:31):
Well, like, I am a huge fan of Lord of
the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my
house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I
stopping at my fridge?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
You know?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
So, wait, is there a Lord of the Rings theme
to your fridge scaping?

Speaker 12 (37:45):
Kind of? It's like kind of like Rivendale and Lord
of the Rings. One of the things I dated. I
found this hydraulic pump that like I created a waterfall
that kind of runs over my fresh Yeah, it just
helps rejuvenate the fruit.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I would for sure go back to see that a guy.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
All I have is a carrot crisper where I put
my carrots in water water mill.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top.

Speaker 12 (38:11):
Blinking not in my fraid he is not welcome.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Okay, this is just the good parts of the Lord
of the Rings gown.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
No wonder she would go back to your house any
of us would wow.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
So, yeah, you brought this up to her before you
went back to your place.

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Yeah, she was like totally. I'll see that she loved
the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse
that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?
Or was she just being like, oh okay, this is
I mean it sounds like a lot like a.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Big How could a fridge like this be a turnoff? No,
the woman's into cosplay it.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It sounds like, I mean, what do you think, Kevin.

Speaker 12 (38:53):
That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was
like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,
like looking at everything and even let her kind of
rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess with my
art usually.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Oh yeah, well, she's probably just trying to find some
actual food in there that she can eat that's not
part of the decoration.

Speaker 12 (39:10):
Well, I mean he placed it nicely. It looked good
what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approved.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
That.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
I ever read a question does it smell okay?

Speaker 12 (39:19):
Like yeah, you have to be you have to be.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
With it due this immediately signals a man who has clean.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Sheets, okay, a man who is put.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Together, who's on time for dates, Like, I feel like
that would be a good thing.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I bet for her.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Sure, Brooke, I could see you being like best friends
with this guy. I don't know if that means that
you necessarily Yeah, if it's the most romantic sort of time.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
He puts into this on the fridge is getting more
attention than New Alexis?

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Yeah, am I getting taken to Wade Kevin? Do you
think that could be a possibility.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
I mean, that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like
she seemed like she was like in all like you
the pressed, and like we we went watch a movie.
We watched The Lord of the Rings only to like
twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing. I'm like. She
said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,
did I you know, did I overdo it?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Like, yeah, half hours.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
I mean, dating is tough, and even when you fridge
scape as well as you possibly can, sometimes women still
aren't impressed.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you
got a girl back to your house.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You spend great time with her.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Everything was fun.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I know we're supposed to get him another date, but
all I want is pictures of this frest.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Ye, brook might even want to hire you after this
to fridge escape for her.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
She wants a mass potato mountain.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
We're gonna come up with some ideas for Brooks fridge scaping,
but in the meantime, let's call Meadow for you and
try and get some answers when we do your second
date update right after this.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Okay, cool, thanks guys, hold on second date update.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
When you think about the top qualities women look for
in a man, there's confidence, kindness, Oh yes, the ability
to turn the inside of a fridge into an exact
replica of Middle Earth with a working waterfall to keep
your vegetables fresh. Unbelievable, not exaggerating, because one of our listeners, Kevin,

(41:20):
is actually doing just that.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Seriously.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
He's into fridge scaping, which, if you didn't know, is
where you decorate the inside of your fridge with flowers
and pictures and all sorts of beautiful things.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Well not by Kevin's exit to a whole new level
with a Lord of the Rings theme, because he loves
that trilogy. And that's how we got a woman named
Meadow to come back to his place to check it out.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes, who wouldn't wow, Oh takes place to see it.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
I seriously, who wouldn't want to do that? Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Who would?

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Meto right now on the radio.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Thing is it didn't last very long because twenty minutes
into watching the Lord of the Rings movie, she bailed
and has not been staying in contact with him since then.
We're trying to help him figure out why.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social media
with your fridge?

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (42:13):
Yeah, yeah, I post it quite a bit. Like honestly,
it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy,
Like gets lots of like.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Do you know if she followed you?

Speaker 12 (42:23):
She hasn't.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh that's disappointed, rude. Yeah, because I can guarantee she
found it. Yeah, this is kind of.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
A side off note. Do I have permission to call
her your precious?

Speaker 5 (42:34):
For you?

Speaker 12 (42:37):
I hope I get to that place.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
The cosplay? All right, we'll use it as a last
resort if everything's going south. We'll bring Snegel into the equation.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
I don't know if I could do a good Snegel.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Nobody, nobody charms like Schnegel does.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Let's plan B. Let's start by reaching out to Meadow.
Hopefully she paid her phone and bill and answers.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
But we need a weird thing to say.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
You're word on her phone?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Why are you gonna got a money shamer in this economy?

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Who knows? I need to say quiet here, Kevin until
we find out what's going on with her, and then
you can jump in. All right, okay, cool, all right?
Right now?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Hey is this Meadow?

Speaker 12 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (43:32):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (43:32):
Metal?

Speaker 6 (43:32):
You're on the radio right now with a show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Hey, Meadow, the whole shows here.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
How you doing Hi?

Speaker 16 (43:41):
This is kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Oh, don't say that.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I mean I would be a radio station called me
and I work at a radio answer.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
No, for real, we're a radio show and we're doing
a segment called a second Date Update, and we're hoping
to get some answers from one of our listeners that
you went out with named Heaven.

Speaker 16 (44:01):
Oh okay, Ken, Yeah, no, I remember Kevin?

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah, we went on a date.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Right, What did you think about him?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
I mean he was really sweet.

Speaker 16 (44:15):
He was like a nice guy, you know, easy to
talk to, really clean, like organized, more than most guys
I date.

Speaker 12 (44:23):
You know, it's like hard to find a normal guy.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Oh, anyone that can fridge escape, right.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah, we heard about the fact that he decorated the
inside of his fridge with like a Lord of the
Rings theme, and it sounded like you thought that was
pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (44:38):
I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that to you.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Tell us about it from your perspective.

Speaker 16 (44:44):
I mean it was beautiful, like he's very talented. I
mean it was really impressed.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Better than I imagine.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So it didn't weird you out at all.

Speaker 16 (44:52):
It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like
it could become a thing that could be an issue
for us in the future, just because it like already
kind of was an issue that first night.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
What do you mean that night?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 16 (45:07):
So, so he showed me the fridge, it was like,
really cool.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I was.

Speaker 16 (45:11):
I was really into it, which I did not expect
to be as into it as.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
I was, because you know, it could be weird, but
it wasn't.

Speaker 16 (45:17):
And then I asked to go to the bathroom and
there was no toilet paper there, and he let me
know he was running low. But he had a roll
of toilet paper in the fridge. I saw he was
using it for like a hob at home, and I
mean it was it was cool, and he had like
fruit and vegetables leaning against it. It was like very intricate.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
That was the only toilet paper he had.

Speaker 16 (45:40):
Yeah, that's the thing. Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,
can I just use the one in the fridge? I
saw there was one in the fridge, and he offered
me a rag. He was like, can you just use
this rag instead? Now I was totally grossed out. It
was I was like, I'm not doing that. And then
he was like, okay, well I guess you can use it.

(46:01):
So he like make this big to do about unassembling.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
That gave me this like.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
No, it was so awkward.

Speaker 16 (46:09):
It just like ruined everything. And I was like, this
is their first dat doesn't he want to make a
good impression? And then he prioritizes the fridge over me
being comfortable.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Like you no, but he thinks of himself as an artist,
you know, like it. It's hard as an artist to
change something.

Speaker 16 (46:26):
I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took
it back and put it back in the fridge after there.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
I didn't want to put used toilet paper in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
That's actually kind of gross, don't.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah, it's not like there's any food in there that
you're actually eating, though it's mostly just decorative.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, there's definitely food in there.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Well, I don't know. We should ask Kevin about it,
because he's the only one that knows for sure, and
I do need to let you know, Meadow. He's been
on the other line listening to this conversation. Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin,
are you there.

Speaker 13 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Uh, sounds like you're kind of regretful.

Speaker 12 (47:05):
Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my
my creation apart. I mean that, it's not like I
used the used part of the toilet paper roll to
put back in there. She used that and plush that.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
No, he just says, and you put a lot of
effort in time.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.
He only put like a half hour into your date, Meadow,
So you haven't earned it yet.

Speaker 12 (47:39):
No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there
was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's
why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,
you know, cloth as an option.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of
like why this is okay.

Speaker 12 (47:56):
For you to do?

Speaker 16 (47:56):
Like you invited me to your house. Wouldn't you want
me to feel comfortable taken care of? And like if
it's the first date with the toilet paper, then what
does that look like further into a relationship, what other
things would get prioritized over your partner?

Speaker 12 (48:09):
Well, now that you know how important my situation is
with the fridge and like all the things I've placed
in it, Like maybe next time, just maybe you could
bring your own toilet paper and then we you know
that's what.

Speaker 16 (48:21):
No, maybe next time you can have toilet paper for
your guests in your home, like for yourself.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It's a good Like, what are you doing, Kevin?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
He's got the I'm sure he watches it underneath the
waterfall that goes over the brocoli. What he's a problem solver?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Kevin? The solution to this is to buy toilet paper.
That's the solution.

Speaker 12 (48:49):
I do buy it. I just happen to use a
lot of it in the fridge. I go through it
like crazy there and it gets adorned and buy more
than Ken.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Go to Costco. That's what they're made for. Yeah, I mean, Kevin,
what she's saying, and I think what a lot of
women want on a first date is they want a
guy who feels like they're being prioritized over the other
things going on in their life, even if they do
spend a lot of time and effort into it. Like
that's all she's saying is that she wants to know

(49:20):
that you're gonna put her first over your fridge.

Speaker 12 (49:24):
Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house
because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
You did say you wanted to go back to his
house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,
So there is there's some shared blame. I think we
can all agree.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I blame the hobbit hole.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Okay, a lot of holes to I.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
Don't think I have any blame here.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Meadow, maybe you don't, maybe you do, But either way,
how about you make it up to Kevin by saying
yes to a moment a dated work to get a
no hold on.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
That's just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin,
take it away.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
Well, honestly, now, this fantastic option was presented to me.
I'll get a Costco membership if you say yes.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
You're offering to supply the toilet papers for the day.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You didn't know you could buy in Bolk.

Speaker 12 (50:14):
No, I didn't. I've never been to Costco flag dude.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
There is so much stuff for you to fridge scape
with in that Costco no matter what meadow, we would
like to offer you that date, and we would pay
for it.

Speaker 16 (50:28):
You know, at this point this just feels like too
much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna
get worse once he gets to Costco. We didn't even
seem to understand without you guys coaching him why it's.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
The problem in the first place.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Kevin, Man, it sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude.

Speaker 12 (50:42):
It's your loss, Like, don't even think about following my
account on social media.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
That sounds like a threat sickburn from a fridge scaper.
That must sting rook Jeffrey in the morning isn't there
a famous saying, never get between a man and his
eloquently decorated fridge Socrates. Yes, yeah, very but sounds like
in the end Kevin is probably gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Oh yeah, he's preoccupied. I think all he needs is
his fridge.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yeah, I'm shocked Steven is looking for a romantic party.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Well, there is going to be a woman who shows
up at his place one day and she'll say yes
to the rag you hold off, Kevin. She is out
there waiting for you.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That's the woman he wants.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
He just needs, like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring
her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
With drip dry.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Her husband has to clean it up off the floor.
It's fine. The point is there's someone out there for
all of us, sometimes multiple Someone's right, Alexis, if you
say something, yeah, we want to help convince that person
or people to date you. So you can email the
show and we'll call those people or persons who aren't
calling you back.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
There's some dating apps that cost over seventy bucks a
month just to subscribe, so that you can talk to
some of the most beautiful bots around.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah exactly, But.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Why do that when you can spend less than two
dollars and a half eaten piece of beef jerky to
hop on to Craigslist, a free website that believes your
special someone is definitely out there, no matter how many
teeth they might be missing.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I think it's even below bots Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Ones. But it's real and they could be looking for
you right now. So find out for sure when we
do a brand new Misconnections that's coming up right after this.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
City Misconnections that was me staring.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
One is inside the House of Mirrors with someone who
looks exactly like me, just with a long, wavy body
like loose spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Root for him, don't.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
Root, cold hard lips.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scoured that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled
Riduculously Beautiful Babe at the Ball Game No. Twenty seven
Bleachers says.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
You was the blonde hotty with a body sporting an
extra dark spray tan and sparkly pink baseball cap. I
was the red bearded fella sat none rows behind you
that kept yelling woo.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
She's not a pig. It's not like a that's his
mating call.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
I think he was cheering for the game.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Oh okay, I thought he was trying to get her attention.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
We made eye contact wright before the seventh in and stretch.
I winked at you with my black eye. If you
was wondering, I got it when I accidentally need myself
in the face while doing an epic cannon ball in
to my cousin's jacuzzie.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
No water in it.

Speaker 9 (54:12):
I think there's probably more resist It's still swollen, but
not too swollen to notice your sweet grass fed booty.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Alright.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
I was surprised that you flirted back by blinking extra
slow and then licking your lower lip.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
She's probably not even looking at the rest.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
Of the rest of the game. I couldn't take my
eyes off you. I even saw you stare at me
while taking a big bite of a hot dog. He
was actually too big of a bite, because I think
you choked a tiny bit and gagged the rest up
into your friend's empty beer coosy. The cool thing though
we still held eye contact the entire time.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
They're meant for each other.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
After that description, sadly I didn't have the guts to
follow you out in the stadium. Also, a team was
up by four runs and I didn't want to jink
some by leaving my seat. Hit me back, Dannimal the Canibal.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
This next misconnection is titled the only crime you committed
is theft of My heart awesome woman for Man twenty
nine court.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Oh court, there's the crime part.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
I was jury number four at your trial for drug possession.
In criminal you were the sexy man with the neck
tattoo that said hard to love, easy to hate. I
didn't believe that for one second. Player. Wow, if I'm
being honest, I did notice that your court appointed lawyer
was doing his best to keep you out of trouble.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Oh well, he got the right juror for that, because
I'm guessing she didn't put him in jail.

Speaker 9 (55:47):
I actually thought you might get away with it until
the other side brought up the quote unquote indisputable video
evidence of you smoking crack and breaking into the Electronics star.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Oh on video, you watch that and you still want then?

Speaker 6 (56:03):
To make matters worse, they called four separate eyewitnesses to
the stand, and all four said that, without.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
A doubt, you were the.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Mastermind at the crime scene. I still thought you were innocent, though,
and I held out as long as I could in
the jury room until they promised bagels if we could
wrap it up by the weekend. Sorry, not sorry, I'm
a basic bagel bee.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Okay is more important.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
Side note. I didn't expect it, but I loved your
adorable outburst when they said you were guilty. Were You
were just doing that to show off for me. You're
so bad give me a shout out in two to four,
depending on good behavior, I'll look out for you, naughty boy.
That's signed jur number four parentheses Chandra, good luck.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
This next misconnection is titled awkward First meeting Man for
Woman thirty two concert.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Oh into the awkward part. What happened?

Speaker 9 (57:03):
I met you Saturday night at the DM show. You
were the brunette dressed as a rave kitten with a
pair of cat ears on your head.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
She does not stand out at all so many of.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Every girl rainbow whiskers painted on your cheeks.

Speaker 13 (57:18):
Yay.

Speaker 9 (57:20):
I was the shirtless, skinny male who was flipping out
because I thought my candy necklace had come alive and
was eating my face. Sorry, that was my first time
on Molly. Or maybe it was the bud light hitting
me hard. We were dancing next to each other and

(57:41):
our shoulders were rubbing. That's when I told you to
throw me into the crowd, spun me around like I
was a discussed at the side. When I landed, it
was unpleasant to say. Security guard said it I looked

(58:01):
like the guy on a poster and handcuffed me. Oh
twenty five minutes later, I was pretend crying in a
squad car, screaming for my mom to pick me up.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
That was just an act. By the way, if you.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Saw that wasn't real.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Okay actor.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
The police officer said he felt sorry for me and
let me go.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
What a sucker. He totally fell for it.

Speaker 9 (58:24):
Take that pig.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Is he actually the guy on the poster?

Speaker 9 (58:31):
The last thing I remember is running towards a giant
inflatable Viking statue with green lights coming from his eyes.
I don't think I had that, but maybe I did.

Speaker 13 (58:42):
Molly.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
I tell you we can.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Hang out again. I told my mom about you, and
she thinks rave Kitten is super cool.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
That kid went hard at you want.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
Some of on Wednesday?

Speaker 6 (58:55):
My mom's treat.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Dan sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Straight into it.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
That's signed the coolest guy you'll ever meet, Stuart Hartman.
Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Julia from Poort Orchard lost to you six years ago.
It was such a devastating loss she decided to go
into hiding. Wow, like Batman in the movie Batman begins, Damn,
she's been up in the mountains training for this moment
to come back and claim her vengeance once and for all. Wow,

(59:46):
Rise up, Julia says, she's always up for a challenge. OK,
so we're welcoming you back to glory. Julia, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 12 (59:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
How are the Himalayas? I heard that's where you go
for training most time? Oh yeah it's yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Cold like her heart after she lost. But now, Julie,
this is your moment. We're sending Brook out of the
studio and you know how the game works. He got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? I
am ready alright. Your time starts now. June is National
dairy month. What US state has the most cows?

Speaker 12 (01:00:24):
Ohio?

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Name the billionaire who owns Instagram? What gemstone forms out
of tree resin in star trek? What was the name
of the original spacecraft that's captained by James T. Kirk?
Nasau is the capital of what Caribbean country? Apollo Pus

(01:00:49):
the Greek god of what music? The stars are? Wisdom,
don't pass?

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
Oh, I have no idea?

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Okay, that pass.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Even though we gave her options, she came back with
avenging through the mountain pass.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
The monks are very passive.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Yes, the training really kicked in there, Brooks. We're going
to come back in the studio and we're gonna put
your your intense rage aside, Julia, and we're just gonna
ask you, what's an interesting fact that we should know
about you?

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
Well, I'm a black belt in taekwondo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Say that she has been trading.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yeah, she's a black belt taekwondo.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Yeah, I am okay, And when do you have to
bust that out.

Speaker 12 (01:01:33):
Against my three boys all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
I said, go to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
What calls a chokehold, Brooke, it's your turn.

Speaker 13 (01:01:47):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Your time starts now. June is National dairy month. What
US state has the most cows?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Wisconsin?

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Name the billionaire who owns Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Uh Zuckerberg?

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
What stone forms out of tree? Resin?

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Gosh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
What is it called? Pass is amber? Can I answer?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
In Star Trek, what is the name of the original
spacecraft that's captain by James T. Kirk?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Star Trek past?

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Nasau is the capital of what Caribbean country?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Nasa is the Bahamas.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Apollo was the Greek god of what music? The stars are? Wisdom?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
H Pollo is the stars?

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Okay? Will vengeance be Julia's today? We're gonna go to
the scoreboard and find out the answer with Jose.

Speaker 11 (01:02:33):
I'm a funny guy, but I don't think that's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Was that me talking? Because true?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Ah, Julia, you god zero to name?

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
She guessed the first one passed on the next five.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Or six, one, two, three, four, five in a row?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
And I bet they're all coming to you right now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Honestly, I'm like, Oh, I think it's a Star Trek enterprise.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's just like this. Once you're on the spot, right
and then Brook you got three.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Wow, Julia looks like you need to get better than
a black belt. I don't know if that's possible.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
She was meditating, we think.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Yeah, let's go over the answers real quick. June's National
Dairy Month. The US state with the most cows would
be Texas four point four million cows there. Oklahoma is
second with two point one million.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
The cheese Wisconsin yet to have a lot of cows.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
A billionaire that owns Instagram. That's Mark Zuckerberg. He owns Meta,
which is you know, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I know he owned What'sapp too.

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
Yeah, dang.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Gemstone that forms from tree resin is amber when it's
cut and polish, it's using jewelry and stuff. Star Trek
James T. Kirk, Captain's the USS Enterprise. You were right
about that. Nasau is the capital of the Bahamas, and
Apollo was the Greek god of music.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Showtime baby, Oh that makes sense. I was thinking of
Apollo thirteen. It would be stars.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well, Julia, it wasn't enough to beat
Brook today, but just for playing, you do get some
Brook and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Yeah so awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Come back and play again soon. It's Brook and Geffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,