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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before the July here's my fireworks. Oh that was just elections.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Those are the wimpiest bottle rockets I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Your family didn't buy the illegal ones like my family did.
More like one of those little fountains.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, yeah, Sparkler, sound like they're safe and sanee.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, after this, I want to hear a Roman Candra.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
We gotta get you away. Yeah, alright.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
If you're driving somewhere today, be safe, all right, make
sure you know, make sure you be responsible at there,
have some fun and enjoy the show.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
It starts right now.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's been over two hundred years since the first Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Movie came Wow a while ago.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, it's more like twenty years, but it feels like
two hundred years at this point. But even two decades
after the original movie was released, Harry Potter fans are
still flocking to the real lifehouse in England Harry lived
with his terrible aunt, uncle and cousin.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Would We went to Scotland. We went to the graveyard
where she pulled a bunch of the names for the
books from and there was hundreds of people gathered around
Tom Riddle's great I.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Was curious about this because The homeowner says. They get
a constant stream of fans showing up at all hours
of day and night from places all over the world,
and even had someone try to climb their fence. It
are you the fence climber in the family. I was
thinking it must have been you when you visited the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh no, I'm much sneakier. I was actually in her closet.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh yeah, you're tunneled under that. The homeowner says, quote,
We've had people show up crying with floods of tears.
It's bizarre. I mean with the kids, you get it.
But the adults, Yeah, they'll come dressed in full gear
and recreate scenes. One woman with giant glasses showed up
dressed like a tap dancing hagrid and tried to eat
an owl out of our tree. So broke, you're still

(01:57):
going to.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I mean I won't say I have or have, but
it tastes like chicken. No, I mean everyone expected that.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Still.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
The whole owners actually are kind of cool about the
whole thing. They even move cars around in front of
their house so that people can get better photos.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I can't believe they're not charging them yet.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know, yeah, oh yeah, you should. Yeah, if something
famous ever happened at your house, Brook, you would have
like a rope with a ticket line.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Sure of course, Benmo, Yeah, hit me up here maybe QR.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, you can eat owl b in the front. Anyway,
let's move on and get into the shot collar question
of the day and give it up a digital Jake, Jake,
what are we doing well?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
If you follow the hosts of this show on social medium,
you might not think they're the most athletic bunch, but.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You'd be wrong. Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Alexis was a disgraced college track and field runner, the
disgraceful part competing in the Mountain West Conference. Jose is
a four time silver slugger in his online baseball video game.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I couldn't quite get the gold. But let's go.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Finally a league where they don't drug test. And Brooke
was a three year starter on her middle school sea
squad volleyball team.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Kay, yeah, there was a d squad. Don't forget it,
don't forget it.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
She played alongside the narcoleptic kid and the girl they
called wheelchair Gale.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yo, but you upset by Gail?

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Let's go?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Can you former athletes spot the difference between a genuine
sport and one that I just made up. We're gonna
find out in a testosterone field sports pilled edition of
the One and Done shot Collar Question of the Day,
Let's start with Lexus.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That one of my house.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Alexis, there's an up and coming sport in South Korea
called mixed martial Arts arts, where fighters alternate three minute
rounds of in cage fighting and then three minute rounds
of painting outside the cage. It's marketed as a sports
mixture of calmness and rage, and in the end, the
winner gets to destroy the other's art.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is it made up or real?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Wowow straight art feels so good.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
After sports always a little bit more extreme over on
the Asian content.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Everything is It's just I'm suber being in at Tokyo
Airport and they were playing like some reality singing.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Show where the people were literally.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
On mechanical bulls while singing, and it was all very serious.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's not a joke. It's level weird show. This is
South this is so but I don't know. I want
it to be true. I'll say it's true.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
Jake Alexis said, that's a real sport, and that's one day.
Mixed martial arts arts. Brook you helped Lexus there didn't
help her at all. See if you need some help yourself.
Originally invented to collect bait for fishing. In England, there's
a competitive sport called worm charming. It's like snake charming.

(05:16):
Contestants can try a variety of ways to coach. Jeff,
don't laugh at worm charming. Contestants can try a variety
of ways to coax the worms out of the ground.
Just no mechanical equipment, most worms collected and the set
time wins.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is that real or made up?

Speaker 6 (05:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like's interesting.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
My daughter is doing like some science thing and they
were going to the park and she said that they
were coaxing worms out of the ground using mustard seeds.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
She got three worms out, but some people got more worms.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Can the worm charmers have a c squad too?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I mean she'd be on it, okay, and those self
or good money, So I'm gonna say it's true.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Brooks said, that's a real sport, and that's a real
In two thousand and nine, ten year old Sophie Smith
of England set the record with five hundred and sixty
seven worms.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Wow, I didn't get my daughter more on it.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, Jose, you might not have worms, but you do
have a question to answer, Jose. In Denmark they have
a professional unicycle golf league using longer modified clubs. Players
balance on their unicycle and play on a real golf course.
Points are deducted for falling off or touching the ground,
and caddies also must be riding unicycles as well. What

(06:29):
was that real or made up?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I could totally see this.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
How could you swing?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
As soon as you swing your unicycle, let's slip out
from underneath.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I know, but I can imagine them, just like, look
at me in my chair, okay, and my my.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Feet are moving and I can get for radio.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Everybody can see me.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're an office chair. It has literally five wheels on it.
That is let as.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Far as a real sport.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Okay, and it's a cool one, Jose tells the haters.
That's a real sport. I just made that one up. Jeffrey,
it's your turn and maybe one of the most bizarre,
excruciating sports of all time. The ferret Legging Championship happens
in Richmond, Virginia. Does it work well? A man's pant

(07:18):
legs are sealed at the feet and then two live
ferrets are placed inside what purpose, Just like bull riding,
the winner is crowned who can last the longest as
the ferret's claw and everywhere in an attempt to get out.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is that real or made up? Yeah? That's a problematic
sports for several reasons.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Going I'm going full reel on this one.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yes, you don't think Peter would have heard about this
and immediately shut it down in some sort.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
The ferret pants people care, people are getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I just I think out of cruelty to the animals
is what they're gonna say.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
What's going on your pants?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's so cruel, jeff for adveryone.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
So I'm gonna say that is not a real sport.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Jeffrey said, ferret legging is not real, and it's real.
Anyone want to guess what the current record is for
having ferrets in your.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I bet it's a while. I'm gonna guess thirty two minutes.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Who five hours and thirty minutes?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Two ferrets in your pants? You enjoyed it a little
too much.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
You actually have to feed them while they're down there.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Serious, Everyone but Brook is getting shot.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Jose Alexis and I will take the shock while singing
All Star by smash Mouth.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh I get it.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Somebody in the world is gonna road me.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
I ain't.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
The shop is tooling The shop now.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Said shed They said shadow. Yeah, your shock collar. Question
of the day we got your phones have coming up
in just a few.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
In America, we love amber, waves of grain, purple mountains majesty,
and giant red globs of ketchup. But there are some
ketchup freaks out there who put it on literally everything,
on their tacos, on their rice, their pasta.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's like they carry it in their bags.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Even popcorns sometimes, and now because of TikTok, people are
slathering it on. Make sure you're sitting down for this
ketchup on their kit cats. A lot of chocolate COOKI ketup,
a lot of clips are getting hundreds of thousands of
yews of people eating ketchup covered kit cats. Someone who

(09:53):
compared it to chocolate covered strawberries, but saltier and tangier.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
What no nobody wants to I don't mind cat up.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Another person said it's worth trying, but I wouldn't do
it ever again. And of course job so you did it?
Just do it once for yeah, Yola and the social
media counts of Hines and KitKat of course teased to
collab where they posted an image of a kit Ketchup
candy bar, which it's probably a joke, but who knows?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Can you imagine if it was like a gusher's.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
We need to get to the bottom of this. So Ashley,
we had our in studio chef repair kit cats dipped
and ketchup for a flavor test.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Went to the grocery store this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Hurried, we gotta try it together. On three, everybody take
a ketchup or a kit cat Chup bar and dip
it in ketch Up one, two, three, I do.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
It?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Got worse.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Late helps out of ten? What do you giving one
negative magative?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Don't do this.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like salt after taste.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's the worst salty and sweet of my wife.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Maybe instead of doing a shot during the shot collar
question of today, we should just off to eat ketchup
colored cat bar. You might try it again if I was,
you know, really intoxicated. But we're gonna do laser stories
right after this man it's the radio segment that has

(11:37):
his finger on the Pulse of the future with a
brand new product for your home called the three D
Taco Printer. Oh my go his slogan, print fold and devour.
Order now and get a free gualk cartridge with Laser
Stories the segment where we read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

(11:58):
a laser a sothera Chipotle Cheepos just don't This first
lazer story is out of Tokyo. So not having any
luck on the dating apps, let the government step in
in help. Wait, that's Japan's plan as they're launching the
first ever government funded dating app.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh dude, I need this in my life.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'm like, can you put a lean on a girl's
house so she will come out with me. It's all
part of their effort to boost the plunging national birth
rate there, and they say their app will be much
better than others because users won't be able to lie.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
It's not because government, It's just that we got all
your information.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, no, this is his real credit score. Don't let
him fool you. How will they ensure that well. In
order to sign up, users will be required to submit
documentation proving they are legally single, and they must sign
a letter stating that they're willing to get married.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I guess that's on the table right away.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
And okay, you're you're immediately first ye to the government.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, but while stating one's income is coming on Japanese
dating apps, the government will require a tax certificate slip
to prove that your posted salary isn't a lie. Okay,
You'll also have to do a government interview to prove
your true identity. So it's pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh my god, are a spy espionage like training or
just a dating.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
The spy espionage test is actually easier than this one.
That makes people are excited though, because they feel it'll
be a much safer app with not as many people
lying about who they are trying to get a date.
That skeptics wonder if this is something the government should
be doing with tax dollars, but Japan says they don't
care because there are they're desperate for citizens to just

(13:46):
get it on.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh I hope that they let you do yours and
then you can click a button and it reveals the truth.
So guys like I make two hundred grand and the government's.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Like ants sorrow.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Just like taxes when they're like, we know how much
you oh, but we're not going.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
To tell you to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
This next laser stories out of California. Here's the latest.
People in Los Angeles are apparently stealing fire hydrants. Oh
my god, it's true. One neighborhood had four hydrants stolen recently,
leaving them without a single operating one in case of

(14:24):
an actual fire.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I haven't even heard.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
I've never even put a thought process in how you
would go about just taking But.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think of when you're trying to park in the
one spot left and it's a fire hydrant spot.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Other areas are also dealing with similar thefts, So I
guess it's kind of a trend. The residents say it's
beyond annoying in that it puts the whole neighborhood in danger.
Not to mention, what are you gonna do with a
fire hydrant? The questions In theory, you could sell it
for scrap metal, but the workers at those facilities are
being told you must call the authorities if you ever

(14:59):
see a fire high hydrin come through.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
So what maybe you're just doing like a kitchy like
firemen home reno or or.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Someone's dog is like five fire hydrants in their backyard.
Officials say they're looking to get them replaced, and they
are thinking about adding some kind of locks to discourage these.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
My god.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Okay, the police haven't said if they have any leads,
but we know this. It is a challenge. To steal
a fire hydrant. You'd have to turn off the water first,
unbolt them, and then use a vehicle to knock them
physically off and haul them away.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
No one's caught this on like a ring camera or something.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
It's just a fireman having a bad day.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
This next lazer story is out of tech Trend's headquarters.
You live with someone who casually critiques your dietary choices
like cheese.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's again, huh, you really want more of those?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
They've now got reinforcements on the way in the form
of researchers in Canada are working on a new AI
that can identify different foods, so it can watch what
you eat and then shame you for it, right there
on the spot.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Who it's what your internal voice is meant.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
To do, or if not that, you're at least your
spouse's not ready for primetime yet. Right now, it can
just calculate how much food is on your spoon or
plate with about ninety five percent accuracy, but it cannot
identify exactly what you're eating yet.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
This would just make me eat more.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I'm always like, oh, yeah, you want to You say,
that's a lot of a lot of food.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
They are confident it'll get there though, to be able
to identify what types of food are on your plate,
and once that happens, it would use cameras to track
what you eat exactly. So someday soon Alexa might watch
you open up a bag of chips and just chime
in saying, you sure.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
You want to do that?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Any calories today?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, that's a depressing thought.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
This next Lazer Stories out of the update of the
Polls update on the New Pole, asked over ten thousand
Americans if they've ever felt like they were selling out.
Oh and twenty percent of people said absolutely.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, you can't be in radio if you were in
a sellout.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Fifty nine percent said no, and twenty percent said they
weren't sure your favorite people are Yeah, yeah, that's kind
of a sellout answer right there. The interesting thing is
younger people are more likely to say that they think
they have sold out.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
You say that, do you mean like giving up on
their dreams or just taking something because.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
It was easy, compromised anything that they believe in. Yeah,
okay for.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Something, or become parents. I mean there's just so much compromise.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Great kids, you're always like, I would never do that.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yeah, the post kids are like, I'm doing it that
it takes to.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Get through this day. Sixty six percent of boomers in
says they've never done it, but that number drops to
forty nine percent among Gen z I.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Never sold out. I were eighty hours a week.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Another question asked if you consider selling out to be
a good thing or a bad thing, and not surprisingly,
there was a huge difference between generations. Only three percent
of boomers believe that selling out is a good thing.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh ok, they.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Universally seem to think it's a bad But that number
leaps up to thirty percent among Gen z ers.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh, we're cool with it. Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
I had no idea. It's now cool sort of to
be a sellout.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah that makes it feel better.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, if it's trendy, everyone's doing it. Anybody tell me
after you graduated college?

Speaker 7 (18:41):
Right, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Sure, I know. This guy is one hundred percent in
favor of selling out. Oh wow, selling out those shoe
racks at J C. Penny. He is all about.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
It, youlex quality.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end
of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
How many secrets do you think your parents are keeping
from you right now?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
God?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh, it's it's strange to think about things that they
don't want you to know about them, even though you're
a fully grown adult. Now you're old enough to see
the world for what it is, and they still don't
want to tell you the honest truth.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
You're right, Yeah, they like a child.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Always.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's kind of scary to think about, Like, what could
they be hiding that's so bad they'd rather take it
to their grave.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Hey, listen, mom and dad, we're gonna find out when
you kick the bucket. But he'll tell us.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Hey, you want me to take care of you, Yeah,
tell me.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
One woman from North Carolina recently discovered a huge secret
about her father. Oh, and it was so shocking the
local news interviewed her about it.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Now.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's going viral, not just because it's so crazy, but
also because of how the woman reacted when she found out. Oh,
you'll hear it coming up right after this. We all
have secrets. Oh, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Some secrets are big, as big as a rocket. Some
secrets are small and fit in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay, so the idity was just so you could ride.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Some secrets are hidden away from your wife. Some secrets
come back and ruin your life.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Ah. I think that's a poem we should all memorize.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, why am I talking about secrets because recently a
story came out in the news about a woman from
North Carolina who was searching for her biological father. Her
name's Kathy Gilcrest, and for years, the only thing she
really knew was that she'd been adopted back when she
was an infant. Okay, but Kathy decided, after all the
new advances in genealogy and ancestry tracing, she wanted to

(20:48):
dig a little deeper. So she sent some DNA samples
to all the top genealogy websites and waited for the results.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Oh man, I just can't imagine the anxiety you would
have or the excitement, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
And one day she finally got a phone call, and
because of that call, she was interviewed on the local
news about it. Okay, here's what she said.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, I found your father.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
All I'm going to do is give you his name.
I said, well, is it someone famous?

Speaker 9 (21:16):
And she said yeah, And I thought, of course, my
father's a murderer.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Murderer.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
Wait, what.

Speaker 11 (21:26):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like Ryan Gosling's love Child's.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
We know not Elvis Presley's secret. Baby found out her
father was a murderer.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
I mean, it's he's such a murderer that he's famous,
like famous enough to know his name.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
That's usually like a serial key. Is it she knows
or not? I don't know. I mean you can explain why.
I mean, you can be happy that you were raised
by him.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Right.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Well, that's what she found out. Her family secret is
that her dad was famous in a not so good way.
In fact, he's been on the FBI's most wanted list
since nineteen ninety six, did some bad stuff and he's
still out there.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Oh my god, what if she's the one that actually
tracks him down.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Maybe I knew the kid would always.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Ruin everything for me.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Well, she says, he would be eighty four today, and
her gut feeling is that he's alive and living over
in Europe somewhere. And she believes that because she did
more research and found out that he'd spent some time
living around Italy and France.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
And she said the reason that she reacted the way
that she did by saying, oh, of course he's a
murder is because she was raised by people with a
great sense of humor. So all you can do is
laugh when you find out news.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, so it's like the sarcasm. Yeah, after all these years,
that's of course what happens to him.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Smart defense, and that's a good defense on her part.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
But Kathy's not the only person who later in life
learned a shocking secret about their family. In fact, other
people started commenting and sharing their own stories, maybe not
a heavy as that one, but still interesting in their
own way.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Like one person said, my parents used to take an
annual trip to the Bahamas that they never took me
on because it was quote their time together.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh, I feel like I already know where this is going.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Well that makes sense, though, I would be like, yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Yeah, there's a lot of adult resorts in the Bahamas
that would not be kid friendly.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Fast forward to my senior year in high school, when
they left me home alone for a trip. I borrowed
my mom's leather jacket, and while I was in her closet,
I found travel brochures for my parents' trip. Turns out
they were on a swinger's cruise and they'd been going
on that cruise every summer.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh again, she's glad that they didn't take me long.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Another person said, after my grandpa passed away, we were
going through his things and at the bottom of his
drawer there was a framed picture of him and the
Pope just hanging Outah.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Not even like one of those just hanging out.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
It was signed and said thanks for everything. What does
that mean?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Oh my gosh, how do you get to hang out
with them normally? To see him through those big glasmobile Ya.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Does anyone else, automatically assumed mafia. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh, I was going back to the swingers cruise. Thanks
for the great time, mister Pope.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Wrong.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
The next one is from a woman who said my
grandma would never let us go up into her attic.
She would always say it's too messy and no place
for kids, and even told me a really scary story
to prevent me from going up there.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I don't mess withatics either. You're going to tell me
not to go up there, I won't go.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
What's up there? Grandma?

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yes, did secrets, she says.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Eventually I grew up, she passed away, and my mom
asked me to clean out her attic. I was twenty
five at the time and went up there reluctantly, and
what I found was a disco ball, a stripper pole,
and a record player, along with signed photos of my
grandpa performing at bachelorette parties.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, Grandma, what's looking I loved.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
School gramophone. As soon as he goes to a bachelorette party.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
You can't strip too hard either. If there's a record play, right,
it's just gonna stip and scratch the entire time.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I know, Brooke, you have a family secret that you learn.
I do.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I do.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
My dad did his genealogy. I didn't even know if
I'm allowed to share this, Okay, I'll just say that
my dad was not the father, but somebody else in
our family was of you know, of another person we
didn't know about. But there was a person that came
back and said, Hey, I'm a ninety nine percent match
to your dad.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
How am I related?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
And through some investigations, we found out that somebody else
in our family had another kid.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh wow, it was my dad. But my mom was
so sweet.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
My mom came to my dad and said, if it
is your secret love child, I love him like my own.
It's okay if you had an affair at some point
in our fifteen year old.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
But I was like, dude, I was twelve at the time.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
It was not my kidd right, And then that secret
love child went on to become the Pope. Yeah, what
a happy ending for everybody.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh my text.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
In five nine to two, tell us what's the weirdest
family secret you ever found out? Later in life? Your
phone tab's coming up right after.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
It's time for your phone tab. And recently we got
an email from a guy who wanted us to brank
his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls
from Tinder back to their apartment.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh man, what's.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
So bad about that?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, it's it can be exhausting if you're the person
that lives with them.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a
little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as
a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him
by going over all his previous hookups one by one.
How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in
your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
On the twenties.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder
customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.

Speaker 12 (27:29):
Okay, yeah, this is sen Hi Brandon.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some
information with you.

Speaker 12 (27:36):
Okay, according to our.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,
ten months.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
How's it going?

Speaker 12 (27:45):
Is going good?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I guess that's great.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and
we encourage that.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (27:52):
I don't understand why you're calling.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Me great question.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
So I don't know if you realize this, but we
recently started a rewards program.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
The rewards go there.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
You may not have heard because it's actually just for
our female members.

Speaker 12 (28:06):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Because of last year and everything that's happened, it's been
a real sausage party around here.

Speaker 12 (28:14):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
So yeah, we.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Need to get more single available ladies back to the
app by creating a reward system.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
We call it love minutes.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
All right, Love minutes, okay, catch you.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Right, So if you go on a date through Tender,
you can earn points for certain activities.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Okay, it's catching on.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I can tell you that. And a few people put
you down.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
For a reference, and we just need to confirm that
you went out with them in order to give them
the credit.

Speaker 12 (28:41):
So they told you that I went out on a
date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what
Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just
go over this. A user named Abby V said you
met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
She said that.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
I mean, yeah, well I thought that was like a
private conversation.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
But in order to get the love.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Minutes, she needs you on record confirming that this happened.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
Okay, yeah, we went out on a date. I can
confirm that.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Great, you also need to confirm the hookup.

Speaker 12 (29:24):
Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, and how long would you say that lasted?

Speaker 12 (29:30):
The hookup?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Yeah? Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,
six minutes.

Speaker 12 (29:35):
Oh my god, that's not what I remember.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this
is a thing.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need
to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.
ABBYB doesn't get any of her love minute points.

Speaker 12 (29:55):
You know, honestly, I think it was more I can
or maybe twelve.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
All right, I'm going to put you down for seven.
That feels like a good compromise.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But like,
are we done here? Because I gotta go just.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
A couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
I see here that you also went with Jenny M
from Mini Golf last month?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Is that correct?

Speaker 12 (30:17):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:18):
And I see here she says you went back to
your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.
She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,
come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day
or something.

Speaker 12 (30:32):
That's not true. She's lying. Okay, I can't believe that
you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my
hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a
private app.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?
She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five What.

Speaker 12 (30:47):
Are you flying to the app? I don't understand what's
going on here.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
No, I'm just telling you what she said.

Speaker 12 (30:53):
Look, this is really making me angry right now, and
I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,
just asking me these questions with my personal life.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.

Speaker 12 (31:05):
What the hell does that mean? What do you mean
not a good fit?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
I just think by your reaction that maybe you need
to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister app.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'd recommend you visit instead.

Speaker 12 (31:15):
You're kicking me off Tender.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm just saying there's an app that would be a
better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute.
Men of Tinder.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
Are you kidding me? This is insane?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm said saying, you don't want to sign up for
that one.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
No, I don't want to sign up a quick still
ridiculous that.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this
is all a joke.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Now, it's a joke to you.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, No, my name is Brooke from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you. What for real, it's a radio show.
Your roommate Jack set you up?

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
He said, you've been waking them up with your random
Tinder hookups.

Speaker 12 (31:55):
Dude, God, yeah, we live together, so you know.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you're saying the times are accurate, then.

Speaker 12 (32:03):
No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want
all the women in the world to know that those
times are not accurate.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Not even look at that. We just upgraded your quick stir.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Everybody is allowed to make little mistakes when you're out
on a date, but sometimes there's ones that go down
where you say, I don't know, this could just be
a deal breaker, like wetting both your pairs of pants, oh,
your regular ones and the emergency backup pair that you
keep in the true.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Your date is stuck around for the second halt, or.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
If your mom shows up during appetizers and takes a
photo for the Christmas card. Oh yeah, Mom, I told
you to after.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Dessert us when you had your dry pants on.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
We're wondering, was today's dating mistake also unforgivable? And we
say mistake because I'm hoping this didn't happen on purpose.
You're gonna hear what it was when we do your
second date update right after this second date up date.
We really need to get a victory today, not just

(33:23):
for our listener.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
But for ourselves too, cause I'll always take a victory.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Brook's going through some deep ish right now with her life.
Jose and I tried to high five in the break
room and missed, embarrassing. It's a sad moment. And then
Alexis's spray tan only covered three quarters of her body
this week.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, it's hard to get my back on my own.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
And that's better than usual, by the way.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, it's it's a mess, and we're all a little
down and out right now, including Tiffany, who's on the
phone because she's having trouble getting a guy to ask
her out again, Tiffany, if you could describe your mood
right now using one emoji? What emoji would it be?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Like this question?

Speaker 9 (34:06):
Probably that one that's like the dejected sad facet eyes.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh, the one that's drooling.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Not that one.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Maybe asking emojis wasn't the best way to start, Tiffany,
but maybe instead tell us about the guy that you
want us to contact. Who's he?

Speaker 9 (34:32):
Yeah? So Mike we met on an app and I
thought it was really funny. Like one thing I remember
from his profile is that he liked to take the
scenic route.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You know, That's what he wrote as his like bio
little tagline.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yeah, I thought that was kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
It takes a long time to do stuff, then most
people get done in a short amount of I.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Feel like he's just lated everything.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
It sounds like, well, I mean it room for discovery,
Like is he late or is he more just like
a really present soak up time with people.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Like me?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, okay, what did you guys do on your date?

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Well, so we talked a lot before our dates. Like,
I'm not someone who just like dates a lot of people.
I'm the one at a time kind of person, and
I wanted to really get to know him before we
went out. So we talked a lot, and.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
He takes the scenic roud. Even setting up a first date,
it just takes a long time.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
Maybe maybe I'm a scenic rout kind of person.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Myself, but okay, so what do you guys talk about?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
We talked about all sorts of things and we had
really good conversation and then he asked me out. And well,
I didn't tell you guys this because I know it's
like technically second date update, but we actually have been
out twice. So the first time was happy hour and
I just like wanted to talk to him more. So
when he asked me how the second time, I went
and he asked me to go back to his place

(35:55):
watch movie and I did, and oh, stayed the night
and then stay the night. Yeah, it was just like
one of those things where when we were at his place,
it just felt like we had known each other for
a really long time, Like it was comfortable, we were cozy.
It just felt good. It didn't feel like, oh, this

(36:15):
is the first time of at your place. It felt
it felt very like.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
A family member, like a younger banstant, like someone you've
been in a relationship with that is what I said.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I do you think you said anything to scare them,
Like you talk too much about wanting to be in
a relationship or something.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
I mean, honestly, anything is possible, Like I don't claim
to be the perfect dat or anything like that. This
just felt good and I'm confused.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Easy, maybe too natural and easy as a red flag
though sometimes people get scared by that.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
More there could be more problems here.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Yeah, I just I don't know. I didn't see any problems.
And then since then it's just been like friends. It's
been very much like the texts aren't as common or
as frequent, and I don't know something. He is just
like friendly and I don't know, like if you met
someone else or if something went wrong.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Okay, it seems a little bit odd, especially because you've
been out with him twice and spent the night. I mean,
Alexis if that ever happened to you? Like, what's your
read on the situation?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You better text me the next day.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
What do you think that you did wrong?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Alexis never me.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Something's wrong with the dumb question, Timany do you think
that there's anything that you could have done wrong.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure it's possible,
but that's that's kind of what I need help with. Like,
I just don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
It may be like, I know you're a date only,
one person at a time type of person, but maybe
he's not.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Did you guys discuss that?

Speaker 9 (38:07):
Yeah, Like on his dating profile it said he was
looking for a long term relationship and marriage, So don't be.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Lied about that.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
I thought we were kind of on the seat page,
So he does.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I mean, like even that is set in the vibe
where he's not like a one night only type of guy.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, some guys may be embarrassed by their performance or something,
or maybe he's a little shy and he's like.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Okay, it wasn't my best I think I think we
get it. No, I think we get it. But Brook said,
what so I don't keep going.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's like she's calling him back.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, shouldn't that be enough affirmation't want.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
It, tiviny, He doesn't have anything to be embarrassed about.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Right, No, definitely not.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
He definitely doesn't.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, but sometimes when when somebody likes the scenic route,
I mean you just want to see the scenes one
time and then you're good. You don't keep driving back
down that same road over and over in this movie,
so maybe he's seen it before.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
You're looking for love.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
We're trying to find answers here and hopefully.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
But we already kissed one there.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
We'll see what he has to say though, when we
come back and try and get your second date update
right after this. All right, okay, hold on. We've been
talking to Tiffany about her dates plural, because she went
on two of them sex there with a guy named Mike.
The second one ended in a sleepover over at his place.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I don't know if I've ever called it sleepover, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
That's what it was, an adult sleepover. And Tiffany, I
feel like we've gotten close enough over the last few
minutes for me to call you a nickname at this point.
Is it cool if I call you tea dog? Or
should I just stick with tiff No?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
I prefer Tiffany, my friend.

Speaker 13 (39:53):
Well the full Tiffany Okay, dog is just insulted almost.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
That's how you know that I'm cool with you if
I put a dog afterwards? But ja forward, So Tiffany
is confused because after having this great connection with Mike,
who maybe I should call Michael to not offend her.
At this point, he's not calling her back, and she
wants some answers. Luckily, Brooke knows exactly what went wrong. Brooke,
go ahead tell him.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yes, I actually have no idea. Oh why would I know?
I mean, I sound lovely, you have the answers. No,
I'm bummed out for her. You know, it's a guy
who says.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
He's looking for a serious relationship makes an amazing connection
with a woman.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, totally, and then nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Does that make you feel better, Tiffany, there's no reason
for him to not be calling you back, but he's
still not doing it better.

Speaker 9 (40:45):
I guess not really, he depressed.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Her even more.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Maybe there's a reasonable explanation.

Speaker 11 (40:51):
Yeah, I mean, I just I thought he was really lovely.
It felt really easy, It felt right. I would really
like to see where it goes, because I don't feel
that like comfort and natural feeling on the very often.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You know, I'm really hoping this works out for you.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Well, let's find out for sure. We're gonna call him
and see what he has to say. All right, let's
get m Dog up on the line here that hello, Hey,
what's up is this? Mike?

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yep? This is he? Who's this?

Speaker 11 (41:29):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
My name is Jeff but all my friends call me
Jay Dog.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
I'm sorry, hey man.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, you're on a radio show right now called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Okay, I'm trying to heard of you guys. Kind of
why am I on this show?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Well, you're on this show for a segment we do
called the second Date Update, because you went out on
a couple of hot dates with one of our listeners
named Tiffany.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Oh Tiffany huh.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, sounds like you two had a lot of fun together.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
I don't know if they were hot, pea, but yeah,
we went on a few dates. They were interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wait did you say that they weren't hot?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
I didn't find none to be that great. I don't
know toy be insulting, a little depressing the middle of
the left down. She's a nice growing up, but.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Didn't she stay the night at your house?

Speaker 6 (42:27):
I don't know how much you talk to Tiffany, but.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
So we we did speak to her a little bit.
From what we've learned, there were two separate dates that
you guys went on, Yes, one that it was a
happy hour. And the second one was.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I think dinner and then back to your place, so
then you watch a movie and she stayed the night.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
I mean dinner was fine. I think here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
He repeatedly fell asleep during kind of serious conversation about.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
No way, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Well, let me give you example of like nailing the
coffin for me. Was I was talking about the time
I almost died once. I'm like a big out door
rec guy climb I ski.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
So I so wait, wait, wait are you sitting at
dinner talking about this or you back at the house,
like on the couch.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Where are you?

Speaker 6 (43:15):
That moment was back at the couch after the dinner. Okay, yeah,
so I'm you know, I'm whitewater rafting. It went the
wrong way, almost about to go over a fall and
was bad. And it's kind of the exciting interesting part
when I don't die and I look over and I
thought maybe she was closing her eyes because.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Like, ah, it's dressed.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Oh no, no, she was. She was out like a light.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Oh and you.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Know, I get it. We all worked like's busy. She
might have been tired. But he's falling asleep on like
two other phone calls at night when we've just been
chatting trying to get to know each other.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Oh wow, she's kind of jealous.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
She could do that.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Maybe I bore her. I don't know, my light's boring
to her. She just likes to hear herself.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Did I ask is she was she drunk during all
these times that she fell asleep.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
No, not drunk at all, Absolutely not. I'm wide awake
for her stories and she's telling hers and then she's
zogs out. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
That's interesting because when we talked to her, Tiffany didn't
mention anything about falling asleep, probably because she didn't remember
falling asleep.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
But I can see during the movie because some people
you turn a movie on instantly out, but a phone conversation.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I mean, I could go to sleep right now, and.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Maybe it's it's a good idea to bring Tiffany on
the line right now before she falls asleep. Just listening
to this, because I need to tell you, Mike, she's
been on the other line this entire time.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Oh wait, what do you mean she's on the line now,
like listening to our conversation.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, that's how the segment works. We have them waiting
to jump in.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Are you awake, Yes, I'm awake.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Okay, there was a moment there.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Wait you sound you sound mad?

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Yeah, I'm frustrated because really, I mean, I remember you're
telling me about the story you died or whatever, like
I remember that.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
Yeah, But every time I was walking about important things
in my life that weren't boring and we're interesting in
full time, you were not there. You were sleeping, were
using off.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Maybe your life isn't as interesting as you think it is, Mike,
and you need to have more crazy experiences to hold
her attention.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
I guess that's the message. But I'm looking for like
long term love and marriage and the perfect Wait, I
don't want someone who falls asleep, like do you take
this man?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
How long are you? Stories?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Like let's be real, I mean you guys, I mean,
it doesn't matter if we think they're boring or not.
Because Tiffany said to us, Mike, like when you were
on the phone, how amazing you were and how interesting
you were and how connected she felt to you.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
Yeah, I mean I just felt very at ease and comfortable.
And I guess you know it was a Thursday it
was the end of the week. I was at Keith
and I just dozed off a little bit. Like It's
not an insult.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It sounds like he has such a nice couch.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
I know.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, you're the human version of a sleeping show. Yeah,
nice thing.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I mean I get, maybe I get being comfortable on me,
but I'm just not into that.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Sorry, but you say that you're looking for long term
relationships in marriage. That's kind of what happens when you
get married. You kind of just start to tune each
other out and fall asleep in the middle of conversations.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Am I right, Brooks, But not at the beginning, at
the beginning hopefully.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Well, you don't want your marriage to last that long.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
Apparently you know the next morning, she's kind of cheap
to see, like a sleep so like, can you finish
the story? And you know it's just like, wait, what
that's even more offutty to me.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Oh man, I thought you guys like had a night
together together.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
I never said that. I just said I stood the
night there.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
We're talking about the perverts over here that we we
just assume who.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Would assume that she fell asleep in the middle of
the story, And just how should just stayed.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
I mean, what do you want? Like we made out,
it was it's like my first time going over there.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
I'm not broke.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I was doing that in the first grade. It doesn't
impress her.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It's hard to.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Think of like making out and then getting so tired.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Oh god, Okay, I think we're kind of losing the
point of the problem here, which is her falling asleep
while he's trying to talk to her.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Yeah, you know, to me, I really don't think you're
as into me as you say you are, because like,
if you were, you wouldn't be falling asleep. Yeah, I
don't know. I just would at least have a better
vibe about if you fall asleep once or something, but
so many times during I don't know.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
I mean, I can't convince you that I had a
those times, Like I've told you, I like you. I
thought it was natural. I can't convince you of that
if you've decided that you bore me.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
You know, the fact that she reached out to a
radio station to get in touch with you is a
pretty good hint that she has feelings, some sort of feelings.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Fall asleep three times like actually, but not right? Yeah,
not yet is right, not yet, I know.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I just those feelings aren't mutual.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Oh really, you don't even want to give her at
least a chance to stay awake for an entire date.
We'll send you out at noon to really and we'll
pumper full of seven red bulls right before the coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
Yeah, I wouldn't do it either.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Sorry, Well, I'm sorry it sounds like Tiffany, we're not
going to be able to get you out another time
with Mike, you know, know.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I mean, I'm not hitting on him or anything, jeff
but I got two kids that will not go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
So if he was a pop on my house.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Mike, if you want a babysit, we only need you
for like thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Yeah, and you'll probably get further with her than with Tiffy.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, it's looking Jeffrey in the morning. I might be
alone on this, but I feel like it is a
compliment when somebody falls asleep while you're talking because they're
so comfortable with your voice and your presence. It's like
a warm blanket coming over.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's not how you show you're excited, and some check.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Well, it gives me a great excuse for when Brooke
tells me another story about her kids. Okay, broke they
were doing? What to tell me more about the art
project that they were doing. Sorry, I fell asleep because
I'm just so comfortable with you and your family.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Actually, after hearing that it does sound kind of bad.
It isn't. I'm gonna switch side.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
It's not a.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Good thing to fall asleep during a date ever, especially if.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Someone's mid story about how they almost die. Yea exactly
the worst storyteller.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, maybe it would have been more story, yeah long,
or maybe it would be more exciting if he did die.
That'd be a great story to tell.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Forever sleep.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, but uh, you know what, if you ever want
to get some help getting another date, we can be
that help for you. Hopefully we'll promise to do better
than we did today. Just email the show. We'll call
that person who wasn't calling you back. And find any
of our second day podcasts up online wherever you get
your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey Like subscribe, like subscribe,
like subscribe.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Yeah, it'll.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And we get
weird emails into our show every single day.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, we did ask for them. I think we attract them.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
It is.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I mean, there's people who ask if they can come
on and promote their new squirrel yoga business.

Speaker 13 (50:15):
You've got I keep saying yes, you guys, say no
to those squirrel yoga come on.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
We've gotten digital cubons for forty percent off black market testosterone.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Pills, which has really improved your attitude.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say worth it. And several people
have requested locks of Brooks hair and toenail clippings. Yeah, please, guys,
do not email us about that. Send those requests to
her personal email nookie with Brookie at Westmama dot Web.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Were all these ones out for three weeks.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
So yeah, I mean point is we're used to weird stuff.
But still, I was completely floored by an email that
we received the other day. But I still opened it
because it was from the company, and I have to
tell everyone what was inside because it's just incredible. You'll
find out what it was coming up right after this.
How many times have we heard somebody getting scammed out

(51:17):
of thousands of dollars in the news A lot, Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
So sad, But what Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
What if these internet scammers, though, were just completely honest
with what they wanted from you, Like they.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Just wrote you and said, hey, I'd like to take
some of your money. Like what are you thinking?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
What would that look like?

Speaker 12 (51:37):
You got mail?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Oh, go hi, Jeff, I wanted to tell you that
I'm Prince Dumash the fourth from the Kingdom of Bhutan, Johanni.
But really, my name's Rick from Detroit, and I really
need you to send me four hundred and fifty dollars
to cover the rest of my enlargement surgery. It's not
going to save my life or anything. I just have

(51:59):
an inferiority complex and I'm hoping to take advantage of
your generosity. Send me your credit card info and social
Security number. I promise to not be responsible with it. Oh,
let's signed Rick. Wouldn't that be nice? I think I'd
actually pay for that guy's in largement if you asked that. Unfortunately,

(52:20):
not all scammers are as honest as Rick from Detroit, shocking.
A lot of them make up crazy, elaborate lies to
trick you into sending them cash. And I would think
most people under age seventy should be able to identify
as scam right when they see one, don't you think?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I mean, I just think people want to believe the
best in others.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
And I feel like it's the same with catfishing.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, right, so much.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Well, apparently the higher ups at our company have zero
confidence in us.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Oh did they scam us?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Well, recently they send all the employees out an email
to take a phishing scam test? Did you guys do this?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I delete all the company emails.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
You didn't take it.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I'm not falling for anything.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
All the employees are required to do this.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I think that that is scamming you into taking it,
and then if you don't take it them, well, it's
totally mastered in.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
This is perfect because then we can do it right
here on the show.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
So basically, they sent an online quiz with a big
list of messages and you had to determine which ones
were legit and which ones were scams. We really had
to do this, Yeah, and after going through it, they
must assume we're really dumb. Okay, because let me go
over a few of them. I'm just going to read
you the first line of this one. It says, Hi, sir,
I'm in a hospital in Dubai right there, I'm thinking legit. No, yeah,

(53:43):
I'm already reaching for my wallet as soon as I
read that, but let's keep going. The next line says, recently,
my doctor told me I would not last for the
next six months to my cancer problem. In parentheses, they
say cancer of the lever.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
E D E R a cancer problem. It's not a
small I'm.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Thinking this could still be legit. I'm eighty twenty right
now because I know my lever has been acting up
a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
That's a different lever, sir.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
The email goes on to say he's giving away all
his money because of the terrifying woman that he married,
and then he says, quote, I know what she's capable of.
She sold her soul to the devil, oh.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Not her son.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Look, i may have a pretty extreme lever cancer, but
I'm really worried about my wife.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yeah, that's the death threat right there.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
He says, I do not want her to come near
my money spelled m U n Y. The best part
is he signs it regards John Kelly.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Is that really what the company sent out to test
if we would fall for it?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
That got me that I failed was.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Like it was just a picture of a bikini barista?
Is that what it was?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
No, I wish click for you want to say me
that's the way to do it.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
It was like, oh, your man, what your needs? You
with the zoom meeting? And I was like what? And
then I click and it's like you failed the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
If you're just tuning in, we're talking about a phishing
scam test that our company wants all the employees to
complete to determine if these emails seem legit or seem
like a scam. Yeah, so let's go to the next one.
Is this email legit or a fish? It says you've
won two thousand dollars from Omo and then they give
you a reference number.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, of course, and.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
It says in order to claim it, claim is spelled clame.
It says contact missus Lindy Bottom, right, and then it
gives you a one eight hundred number. What do you
think legit or scam?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I love miss Lindy Bottom, but obviously it's a scam.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
I can't believe that the company thinks we would fall
for this with the typos too.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
That one, you guys are right, that was a scam.
Nothing gets by you, nothing.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yes, see this is why I just delete all companies.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
This next test email says it's from First National Bank okay,
and has a legit low go of the First National
Bank on there too. They start off the email with
a big typed out smiley face that's.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Always how bigs said their email happy.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
And then they follow it with there's fraudulent activity on
your account. Good thing they started with that smiley face.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Is that just to ease the pain the yes.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
It goes on to say, please transfer your entire account
balance to this digital safe below. They give you a
link to click. Once we've secured your regular account, then
we'll transfer it all back to you as soon as plausible.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
I'm in the negative right now.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
I feel the company isn't sending this out to test
whether or not we know what a phishing scam is.
I think it's just a test who they should fire
in the next round, right Like that person.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Is no, Jose, you didn't pass the test.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Pass.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
The one I gotta do is tell where my manager
needs me.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
And I'm done. Okay, I think we have time for
one more. This email has a subject type that says confidential.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Already you're important in the company if you're getting confidential.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I'm clicking already.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, It says, Hello, employee, that's good. It says, hope
your day is going well. Are you on seat to
collect a payment of three hundred and nine thousand dollars
of your company's money. Yeah, just click here.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I'm so I am.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It says I promise this is not a scam. I'd
appreciate a swift email response. And it's signed kind regards CEO.
Oh wow, yeah, that's how CEO signed. They don't even
put their name.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Are there people in your company that are that don't
know this is a scam? I I kind of want
to know.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
That's what I wonder. But there must be. There has
to be if they're putting.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
On click posting of who failed these questions, just like
as a shame blame.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You can get money off of them. Oh yeah, hit
in a county. Yeah, there we go. She's a real dummy.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Text into seven eighty five nine too, You tell us
what's the worst scam email that you've ever received?

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Her first time player on the phone today. Her name
is Caitlyn from Mount Vernon. Moment it is because normally
she works with kids at a school, so she knows
what adversity is. But her greatest challenge is happening right here,
right now, when she takes on Brook, who her husband
describes as tough. Wow on the eyes. Wait, I don't

(58:40):
know what he meant by that, but your husband, Caitlyn,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Why is your husband gona be so mean?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (58:48):
I know it's pretty straightforward, though he likes to say
it like it is.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I was like, you're just agree you're pilely not.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
She's like, I'm ugly, but I'm I'm smart. That's why
I'm here.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I may have added the on the eyes part. He
is so tough. Yeah, we're gonna send Brook out of
the studio. Well that happens. You know the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know what, you could say, pass, but
you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (59:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
All right, your eminem this is your moment. Your time
starts now. Today is World Ocean Day. Which ocean is
the smallest? How many inches are in two feet twenty four?
When a rabbit is born? What sense do they not
have a first.

Speaker 8 (59:39):
In?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
What children's fairy tale. Does the phrase fee five thumb
come from? How many hurdles are there in an Olympic
four hundred metal hurdles race? What creature is Mushu in
Disney's Moulan?

Speaker 9 (59:58):
Ooh monkey?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I got those answers in Caitlin, good work, Brooks going
to come back into the studio. And our producer asked
you what your favorite part of the show was, and
you said, phone taps? Yes, do you have a favorite
phone tap person?

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
Jose's was really good this morning?

Speaker 12 (01:00:18):
I can get Okay, try again, try again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Do you have a favorite phone jeff You.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Know it's me? Next, isn't it? And then is it
Alexis that she's done? Or is it Jeffrey?

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
Let's go elect.

Speaker 11 (01:00:37):
With the girl?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, Jose and the women?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Okay, what about when we just do the computer voices?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
What about dead air? That all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Let's going over the brook Yeah yeah, ready.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Phone tap champ here. Now today is World Ocean Day?
Which ocean is the smallest?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Indian?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Oh? Good, guess how many how many inches are in
two feet twenty four?

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Smarter pants? When a rabbit is born, what sense do
they not have a first? Oh? You know everything, and
what children's fairy tale does. The phrase fee five fo
FuMB come.

Speaker 13 (01:01:17):
From Jack and the beansty Good work, Einstein. How many
bridles are there in an Olympic four hundred meter hurdles
race ten Moushu and Disney's Mulan a dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I've had enough. Let's go to the scoreboard and end
this thing once and for all with Jose Oh, that's
during a phone tap.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
You got one, correct, Galen?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Oh, No, everybody's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Childrea canself left and we all knows Jeff today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
But thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
The traditional winner would be brought.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Caitlin could have gone differently for you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
It's been fun.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Let's go to the answers for everybody. It's World of
Ocean day. The smallest ocean is the Arctic ocean.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Specific is the largest.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I think she knows how many inches are in
two feet? Just enough? Twenty four inches, that's just enough.
That is frightening, my god. When a rabbit is born,
they don't have a sense of sight. They're born blind.
Fi fomb comes from the fairy tale Jack and the
bean Stalk. That's what the giant says when he smells

(01:02:36):
Jack in the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Room, which is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Why are you laughing right now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
The four hundred medal hurdles that has ten hurdles total
in it, and Mushu from Disney's Mulan is a dragon.
It wasn't enough to win, but just for playing, we
are giving you some free Brooke and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 11 (01:02:53):
Sounds great, all right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
So much for playing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Don't worry, We're not gonna le jeff We're going to
be back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
We'll do wind Brooks Blok same time on Monday

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.