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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, we got a special full show for you today. Hey,
it's Pork and Jeffrey and you found the podcast. Brand
new full show. And of course yesterday was Sinko to Myo.
So Alexis and Jose went out with the microphone and asked.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
One of us has hung over today?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, the one the Drakes. Yeah, don't even say the
word margant.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
That word is not gonna happen today.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So, hey, that's brand new.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We got a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. But
you gotta get into some comments first before.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Oh yeah, cam coney said, started listening to the full show,
perfect length for my run commute home.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Show off, No kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You think it's like five miles or five minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
She bring like a briefcase with her too.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's like running in heels.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, oh my god, you're right, that's a long run.
I have so many questions. Yes, all right, good luck,
good luck on your run home.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Thanks you and make sure you like subscribe and follow
it as we love it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I can't believe we've gone more than three days without
nominating a new Hero of the week. Broking Jeffrey in
the morning surprised.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
My your day shouldn't it be every seven It.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Should be every five hours, announced one. But today's hero
is a sixty nine year old man, an Irish man
named Anthony Collier, who decided this past Saturday that was
the day he was finally going to do something with
his life.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh good for you, and too late.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That's something was rob a bank. Oh oh, thanks for
encouraging him, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So everyone's been curious if they could pull it off, right.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
He thought so too, planned it all out, and at
ten forty am he walked into a bank in downtown Dublin,
strolled up to the counter and passed a handwritten note
to the teller demanding a bunch of money. Okay, just
like he wanted. The teller complied, grabbed a big bag
of cash, passed it over to Anthony, and he walked out,
(02:08):
hopped into his getaway car and sped off to Freedom
to enjoy his rigual.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Then, how do we know about him if he got away?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, there was one problem. Anthony's getaway car was a
rental a rental car with a license plate on it.
Yes that security cameras could easily read, and apparently when
he rented that vehicle. He put down his real name,
address and phone number down on the form.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Did he also get the assurance?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
He probably did so. Within the hour, cops tracked him
down at his house.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
They have to scan your.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
They found the giant bag of cash and arrested him
for felony first degree aggravated. But for almost one whole hour,
he was the baddest criminal in all of Ireland. Wow,
like stupid bad and that makes Anthony our hero of
(03:14):
the week. Good job, Anthony.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I love that he got a rental car, thinking that way,
they'll never be able to trace what car.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I really Yeah, it's a true hero.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Now let's move on and get into the shock collar
question of the day with a man who needs no introduction. Thanks,
I'm not gonna do it, Okay, don't say that. Don't
need that. What an insult? I apologize, Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
It's totally fine.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Let me get to singing hello from the birthday side.
It's Adele's birthday week. That's right, Adele, the only person
who could disappear for six years, drop one song and
instantly have us all cry over people we haven't dated
since twenty thirteen. That's right, But what is Adele's last name.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I don't care. If you told me, I wouldn't believe you.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
And she's not the only iconic star who's known by
a single name, Moniker. And that's why, in honor of
the Queen of heartbreak and high notes, we're doing a special.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
One Name Wonders.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Edition oh tlenty of twenty. So I have a list
of the top twenty most popular singers and musicians who
go by just one name. We'll go around the room.
You just have to name anybody in the top twenty
to stay.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
In the game.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Oh okay, we'll start with the woman who goes by
one name, three syllables and six letters.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
That's a Lexis.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm not going to do the math, but I think
you're right.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's the top twenty most popular singers and musicians who
go by one name.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Singer.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
My problem is with one name, like I got bad Bunny,
childish Gambino.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know why, God, I guess.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I'm notoriously two names.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Maybe one name person. Oh, I'm going to see Sissa.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hey, that's a good one on the top.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
But yeah, Alexis, says Sizza.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
She did not make my top twenty of all time
I'm sorry. A lot of these people have two names,
but these people go by one or known by one name,
some by Summer, known by you.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Know, Oh that's one name.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
It's your turn. I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Feel like this is such an easy one. You're gonna
start with Madonna.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yeah, Donna, number four on my list. Brook, you're still
in Jose, Let's go iconic, Prince Prince number two still
number one, though, Prince number two, number one, still on
the board. It's a tricky one. I'm kind of Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh well, I thought this would be number one. Beyonce
beyond a good one.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Number eleven on my Listok, four.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
And eleven are off the Boarder back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, give me another female, show me share Share.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
It's number five on my list, right below Madonna.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I have a risk one loves to do this.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
I'm scared, I'm gonna say, because I know this is
probably I'm gonna go sting.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But I have another one.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Is number nine on my own. You found it in
the top tenjse Save that risk for later, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Give me p exclamation point n K.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Thank you, Jeffrey, exclamation point NK. I would not have
accepted pink as most people call her.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
He's number eight on my list.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh man, okay, I got another one. It's my turn.
Let's go Bono.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Bono share was on the list? Was Bono on the list? Thirteen? Yes,
I might be mixing up Bono and Sonny Bono? Yeah, okay,
they're both.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
On the list, and Brooks got them both.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, Jose, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Your tur Okay, it's time to take a risk. Ready,
I'm sure, girl buckled up. I'm gonna say this guy.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
We know him as both names, but you can just
call him Elvis Elvis.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Is it number one?
Speaker 8 (06:56):
It's number one on my list. That is the tricky one,
Elvis Presley. People call him Elvis.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Three is the highest thing I have left on the board. Six,
seven and ten make up the top ten as well.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Okay, this one sounds like it's like three names, but
it's just one. Eminem Oh oh.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah, Eminem number six on my list, almost clear the
top ten.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Brook Would you like to go?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I would like to go. Jeffery gave me some inspiration,
give me Tupacs.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Tupac number ten down, Presley or we don't need him
just the first names.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Jose just hold on and give me drink. Rake not
make the top twenty.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I'm sorry Spotify artists in the world. I know it's tough.
He's not on the top twenty two either. I have
some names off the list, Jeffrey or two.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I was wondering if Fabio was a singer, but I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The model, and then.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He put out some song in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I mean, just with that hair you gotta but I think,
and again, this is a risky one. I'm not sure.
I'm gonna say Kanye or Yay yay Nay not considered
Kanye West. I guess so he's considered that was what
he's considered.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I don't consider him a lot. Recently brooke that you
have one.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Today's plenty of twenty. Let's go over some of the
names that you guys missed on the list. Number three
it's your birthday week you talked to the old JA
Special number seven. Rihanna Shakieran was number twelve. Famously, Selaine
Selina Usher was number fifteen. Ya close to Siza by
(08:42):
one letter off CEO's on the list. Slash, I must
have misheard you.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Slash from Guns N' roses Seal was eighteen and you
thought that was a group. It's one person, Yeah, one
person and meat loaf number twenty.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Lord and Aliah.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So you got the most right. You get to choose
who gets shocked while singing nothing but a Hound Dog
by the number one single named artist Elvis.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Who's it gonna be for his love of Drake? I'm
going jose.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, we have to pill out Elvis for that one.
That was your shock collar question of the day. Phones
out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
When you get married, a lot of people do the
traditional thing where the woman takes the man's last name.
Other people choose not to change either of their names.
That's right, And of course you could do what Brooke did,
which is marry a man who already had the same
last name. Sure he might chair some not so distant
relatives with each other, but at least he don't have
(10:02):
to file as much paperwork.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hey, I just tell everyone he took my last name.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I share believe that. But one of our listeners says
he did the unconventional thing and took his wife's last name,
which was a different name than what he has. It
might sound progressive, but turns out there's a much more
devious reason he did it. He says his wife absolutely
cannot find out the truth about why. We're gonna hear
(10:30):
his true motivation when he shares in a brand new
mass speaker coming up right now, you don't know me
confession I can't take back o arms mouse speak text
into seventy five nine two says, somehow I've lucked out
and have an eight year old who thinks secretly reading
(10:53):
under the cover's pastor bedtime is an act of rebellion. Yeah,
that's right, And it hasn't occurred to her that her
flash lights it never seemed to run out of batteries.
Look out one day, you're going to come home early
and catch them doing their math home.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You've created a monster.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh reverse psychology.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, and that really wasn't a confession from a listener
as much as it was a brag. But either way,
if you just want to get something off your chest,
you can do it here on the mass speaker. And
we actually have two people who both want to come
clean today. We're going to start with a lady who
wants to go by the name Dilly so let's meet her.
What's up, dilly higg.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I appreciate someone that takes a creative fake name. Yeah,
I mean, we've had way too many like Laura's.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That's exactly the name that I thought of too randomly.
We must have had so many Lauras on this side.
All right, Dylly, whenever you're ready, we want to hear
your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Go ahead, alrighty. So I was in a parking garage
and was walking back to my car. Else's keys on
the ground.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Oh sun, a nice car.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Yeah you do You think this conversation is going one way?
But I bet you you have no idea where it's going.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Initially I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to pick up
these keys and return them, you know, to the little
office as lost.
Speaker 12 (12:19):
Or something like that.
Speaker 11 (12:20):
And then I happened to notice that on the keychain
there was one of those like little cards, like a
grocery store club card. Oh yeah, yeah, And I realized
I have the same club card.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh my god, someone who lives near you shops at
the same store.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
It's meant to be, right.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
So I had this genius Scott because I knew I
had a fair one. So I was like, let me
put my spare one on their key ring and they
will never know. And that way every time that they go,
oh god, I'm the one that's getting all their poet is.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Awesome because a lot of times I will be connected
to gas station.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They're getting you better gas.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You're the club card bandit.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's so smart.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
I've been racking at the point on gas keep my groceries.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
That is genius and kind of harm well not well heartless.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, it's not like you're taking money away from them,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But this person goes to get gas and they're like, wait,
are you kidding me? I spend one hundred bucks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I still don't get the disk. Kunt.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
No, you don't feel guilty at all about that dolling?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Well, I pay it forward.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
So oh you do.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
Every time you go to the grocery store, it says,
do you want to donate a dollar to the children?
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Whatever you do?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah, so I donate that dollar every single tar balanced.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Out that does. It does make an impact. I I
bet those greedy people would have never done that thing.
You stole their car.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
It's nice hearing a confession from a good hearted person.
Let's go to our next guest. We have Tommy. Tommy,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Hey, how's it going, Tommy?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
How you feeling feeling pretty good?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
All right?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
We just had more of a wholesome Yeah, it has.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
She felt naughty.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
She felt very naughty the only time, like someone stole something,
but in a wholesome way. We want to hear your confession, Tommy.
The voice changer is on.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Go ahead. Okay, So I've been married for five years now.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I've learned not to say congratulations after that. That's bit
me a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
You're still married?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, no, no, we've got a really great relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Okay, congratulations. Then yeah, he's like, that's great. Is this
a secret that you keep from your wife or partner?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Then?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah? So my confession is that so when we first
I did not I took her last name.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Oh cool, Oh that's a little unconventional.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, it's it's unconventional. She thinks it's because I'm super progressive,
and you know, unconventional, like you said, you know, like, are.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
You not like I'm super conservative? I wish we could
go back seventy years.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It's just that I hate my family.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I mean, it's not exactly that. The real reason that
I took her name is because I actually actually oh
with some pretty nasty, bad people a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
No, what you're like on the run from people.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So like in the past, I did some shady deals
with some dangerous people that I shouldn't have and oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You were rated number one with dangerous people, so you
better watch out.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So yeah, I've been kind of like under the radar
and on the run from them, and I know, I
know that they're looking for me.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And do you have to tell her you're putting her
at risk?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Well, I got her out of the state. I told
her it was because I got a different job. Who
truth is that I really needed to get us to
a safer location.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Node. This is a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Is there any is there any truthful things that you
ever tell your wife?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Everything else is completely truthful. This it's hard to hold
on to a seekert like this, but this is this
is life for me. Now.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
I do assume that if you had the money, you
can't contact him because you've been on the run for
so long, You're still going to want to hurt you
or be like yo, interest.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Wait, you can't repay debts you can't just be like, hey,
I finally got that.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
What about just hugging it out like that?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean most criminals didn't get enough hugs as children.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yes, that's why that happens.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's more valuable than Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Don't think that's an option.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, Well we should do a wellness check on you
in a couple months.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But I don't know your information.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, I don't want your information, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah, leaving your phone number from our system. It's not personnel,
but that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good luck, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, thanks for telling us your confession and text into
seventy five to nine two. If you have a confession
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And we promised to do that.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, we need to in this case.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We don't want to be involved.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Ask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Today, we call a woman who just moved into a
new area with a homeowner's association and she just filled
out an application to get a new paint color approved
for her house.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's so crazy that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, you would think it'd be a simple process, but no,
this HOA has been around for a long long time
here steeped in history. And if she wants to paint,
she's got a play by the HOA rules in your phone.
Tap right now the twenty.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Hi is this Rosie.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Yeah, it's this Hi.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
My name is Mark. I'm with the HOA board here
in the community.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Oh why Mark, Hey.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I just uh just wanted to say welcome to your
new home.
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I've actually been meaning to come by, but every time
I've tried to approach the porch seems to be garbage
or trash on it.
Speaker 14 (18:48):
Trash, I mean, are you talking about We've got some
moving boxes out there, but they've they've already been broken
down and bundled up.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
And just so you know, according to by Law thirteen
dot six eleven, any unoccupy HI boxes or bags near
or around the porcherry are constituted as trash, and thereby
will and curR a one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Fine.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Oh wow, yeah, I may have to wait till my
husband comes home.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Wow, your time in the.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Next ten minutes. I'd love to see that porch nice
and clean.
Speaker 13 (19:17):
I guess I guess we can throl it all in
the garage, Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Mark my binoculars right on your home, so I'll checking
it out.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
Wow, Well you're thorough.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Aren't you.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well you know we are the HOA.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, got it, got it? Okay, Well listen,
thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Uh well, actually that's not the reason why I'm calling.
Speaker 15 (19:36):
Oh goody Okay, because.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Apparently you submitted a request to have your house painted
a different color.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
So the thing is, I'm looking at the request sheet
right now and it says you wanted to paint it
almond whistles and whisper.
Speaker 13 (19:49):
Yeah, am I approved?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I could say, well, I personally like that color. It's
not in the list of approved colors.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
I looked at the HOA section about house paint, and
I know I didn't see any list.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
The thing is, we do have a list, but okay, great,
we just don't show it to anyone.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
Fabulous. How do I get a hold of the list?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You can't.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's the whole point. We keep it in a safe
every single night, and if someone ever requests the color
that's not on the list, then sorry, can't approve it.
Speaker 13 (20:24):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (20:25):
So am I supposed to be putting in an application
for every possible color?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
And just hope it's on the list.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Rosie. That just sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I agree. So let's get to the point here, Mark,
what can I do?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I just hope you understand the sanctity of our bylaws
because my grandfather's grandfather grew up in this community and
he actually wrote them himself and it hasn't changed by
You should know he had polio well.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
But apparently polio didn't keep him from keeping that family
line going.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, he was an active bugger with many women in
this community. It was a very friendly neighborhood back then.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Speaking of witch, how do we move forward and get
my house painted? That's all I need to do right now, Mark,
Plus I do have to take care of that trash
and do it all before my kids wake up.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
So please well.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
With my grandfather's grandfather, when it came to his colors,
he treated them like his corn chowder recipes. He liked
it under lock and key.
Speaker 13 (21:19):
How about corn chowder? I like yellow?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
With yellow is not on the list? Okay, Brown, Before
you start just guessing and naming a bunch of colors,
here's what I can do. You tell me a color
that you want to paint your house. Okay, and I
can tell you warmer or colder.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
Oh, boys can play a little game here.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Okay, it's a community tradition.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Okay. My second choice is mother of pearl.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Ooh, not approved, but warmer, I could say, warmer?
Speaker 13 (21:49):
Okay, well warmer. How about an oatmeal beige? How about that?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Your ice cold with that one?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
Oh? God, no to oatmeal. I mean, I really it's
not my favorite.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
But lap oh scorching, scorching.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Oh, okay, so brilliant.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
No, that's not approved. It's just very hot.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Mark.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I don't know what else to do here. I can't
keep naming colors.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Okay, I'm just gonna toss out an idea here. It
might be totally crazy. What if what else is? What
if you keep it the same color as it is?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
I don't want to keep it the same color as
it is.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
We bought that house with the understanding that we could
change the color.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
The thing is, I actually used to live in that house,
and I picked that color.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Well, you know what, maybe it worked for you, but
it's not working for us. And I don't understand why
we have to keep a color that your great great
grandpa they're scribbled out while he's still at polio, and
you grew to love that color.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
How does that mean we have to live with the
same color.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Well, it was my great great grandfather's favorite color, and
I like to keep the memory of him alive.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
Well, then, why don't you just buy the house from
us and move back in?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Why would I have to do that? Whenever you guys
go on vacation, I can just sleep there. That's written
into the bylaws. I'm allowed to do that.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Did your great grandfather put that one in there? Tunity
kind of.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Just crawl over with his polio and just move into
anybody's house whenever he damn wells.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Okay, I'll have you not. My great great grandfather is
not a real person, so i'd appreciate it if you
didn't talk poorly about him during this prank phone call. Thanks. What, Yeah,
I'm not actually with the HOA. I'm with a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning. Your husband
Grayson sets you up for a phone tap.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Grayson said, both of you couldn't believe how big the
list of HOA bylaws were.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
Oh my god, it looks like an old session encyclopedia.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I mean you gotta give my great great grandfather credit.
He was thorough.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Oh he was a plucky guy.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
That's plucky is one of the approved colors. Hey day,
you go start Peyton today, right after you get all
the trash off of your front porch.
Speaker 10 (23:57):
Wake up every morning with phone tap Morning on the
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Traveling overseas can open your world to exciting new foods, yes,
exotic new cultures, and a whole batch of sexy new
singles with hot foreign accents.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
You have one on the phone.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Sounded like a dream for one of our listeners to
one very familiar profile popped up on an international dating site.
Oh god, and now she's faced with a huge moral dilemma.
Does she mind your own business or possibly ruin her
friend's relationship forever? For me, Yeah, it's our job to
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help her and your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
that's coming up next. It's awkward.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Local dating apps are great
if you've always dreamed of match with a self described
entrepreneur who sells knives out of his mom's mini van.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, but think of how good your kitchen's going to
be stocked.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Oh nice, pretty sexy. Yeah, but Alexis will tell you
the real magic happens on those international dating apps where
you can get ghosted by dudes in four different time
zones all at once. Plus if things go horribly wrong,
they're already five thousand miles away from you. Hey, so
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easy too. Unfortunately, though, an international dating app has caused
problems for one of our listeners, which is why Audrey
has reached out to us for help today. Audrey, Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 17 (25:40):
Hi guys.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh hey, Audrey.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You sound awfully perky for somebody who's having problems with
the international dating apps.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
So you know what, I am meeting people that I
have been listening to for so long. I can't help
it be excited about that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh I thought you met the people on the dating apps.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I'm like, how are you hearing them forever?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Okay, you're just excited to be on the show with us.
That's cool.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
We're excited.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Can we ask which country or can.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
We guess way too many countries Albania.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Maybe we'll just start with tell us why you've emailed
the show for help, Because international dating apps is kind
of a vague category.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
Yeah, so I've got a friend she's always traveling, right,
and he was I literally don't even know where she
was for this trip. She's in five different countries in
five to current week.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Does everyone have a friend like that that you're just
so jealous of at all times?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm like, how do you have the funds? And how
are you making this happen?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
You just can't be afraid of endless debt, Brooke.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's what it is.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Just lose that fear. You can travel wherever you want,
how you want. Okay, So this is this friend of
yours likes to travel abroad a lot.
Speaker 12 (26:45):
Yeah, and she's got this international dating app. Like obviously
I don't use it. I never travel, Okay, Okay, he's
on this app and here's the thing. So she's swiping
and she comes across the guy that we know because
he's dating one of our other friends.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Whoa wait him, Wait is she out of the country
when she comes across this guy.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah, while he was traveling. His profile came up to
match with her on an international dating app.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, okay, you why it's international app. They'll update your location. Yeah,
but it's like a special app.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
I guess I don't know. I forget what she called it.
She just sent me the screenshot of our friend's new guy.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I mean, I think the important part is he is
somehow in another country trying to pull some hotail, and
he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
And this is the dumbest excuse, but like sometimes tender
doesn't refresh, Like I'll open it in another city and
it still has the last city I was in.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
But I don't think it even matters, Like he's still
on a dating app.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It's still a red flag.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
What's going through your mind when when you hear this
when you see his profile?
Speaker 12 (27:52):
I mean literally exactly what you said, like big red
flag and we're like, okay, is disgusting, old profile. What's
going on? But this one's got uh it shows you
how recently you were active, right, It's like within the
week he's.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Been out.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So many outs cost So it's interesting because what if
he set his location for another country just so that
he could DM with I mean, like because he's not
there obviously, right, like he's in your city.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
I mean, I don't know, And honestly, like we haven't
talked to her, we haven't, like we just don't know.
We haven't asked, because I hope we're wrong. I hope
that there is something in this situation we don't understand.
So my vote was like, let's talk to him, Let's
confront him and see what is happening before we like
blow up our other friend's life.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But what is he gonna do? Won't he just lie
to you?
Speaker 12 (28:44):
I don't know a calling guys.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
If he's on a dating app with a girlfriend and
he's not telling the girlfriend, then he's already lying.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Yeh. What if he doesn't even know that that act exists? Like,
there's hundreds of acts. There's hundreds of dating profiles with
my face and my information on them got to be
created by other people.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I imagine girls using face.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Sure they're very successful.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I don't know the numbers, but I think it's in
like the four or five digits. Wot's pretty impressive. Just four,
I'm blowballing that. Yes, So it could be possible, Audrey,
that maybe his picture was stolen to use as a
catfish on one of these dating apps.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
I mean, honestly, I hope so. But like, this is
why I wanted to call you, guys, because I've kind
of been nominated by traveling friends to talk to him,
but I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I mean, it's a good friend move to not like
make a huge like blow up everything before you do
know for sure with him. I mean hopefully it'll be
obvious if he's lying, right.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah, so you know how it works, Audrey. We asked
my co host here to give you a little bit
of advice and then we will let you call your
friend's boyfriend for you. What that's his name, by the way.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
THEO, THEO, THEO.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How well do you know THEO? We don't know that part.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I've met him a couple times, Like we've all gone
out to dinner a few times together, so like not
super well, but like we're familiar.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
It'll be interesting to hear how THEO reacts the first
time that you bring it up to him, Like if
he's totally shocked and has no idea that the app
even exists, or if there's some recognition in his voice
and he knows what's going on, that'll tell us a lot,
like I'm caught like he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
If he's bad at cheating, he'll immediately go, I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
That wasn't me, Or is he being honest in that moment. No,
does your husband Michael do that a lot when you
bring up cheating allegations.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
All of his international dating sites.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, don't talk about Luisa like that, bru.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah, Well, let's find we'll see what THEO has to
say after we give you our advice and let you
make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your friend's boyfriend
figure out why his file is up on an international
dating app. We're gonna do it with your awkward Tuesday
phone call right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
If you're just joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call.
We're on the phone with a young woman named Audrey
who's been nominated by her friend group to do this
because one of them came across a guy on an
international dating app, a guy that they're already very familiar with. Yeah,
because he's seriously dating one of the other girls in
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their group.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Wow, that is not good. And Audrey decided before they
show the dating profile to the girlfriend, they wanted to
go through us and contact THEO first to see if, maybe, hopefully,
there's some reasonable explanation for it, or perhaps he was
just being catfished, having his picture use.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
As a catfish, right, that's the best case scenario.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, yeah, No matter what though, it's that we handled
this the right way. That's why we've got the experts
ready with some top notch equality advice. Y Brook for Audrey.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Here, that's right. Here's the thing, Audrey.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You need to talk as little as possible in this conversation.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
M Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
It's one of those like.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Give a man a rope, you know that analogy. Well, no,
he'll hang himself. Oh the more he talks, he's gonna
admit more.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
So I think you go in, Audrey, and you try
to be on his side from the very beginning, and
you say, listen, I don't know your girlfriend's name is,
but Mary or whoever found your dating profile on an
international dating site, Like, oh my god, I know you'd
never do that.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
And just let him talk, okay, you know what I mean,
because you're gonna be able to tell if he's talking
in circles, if he's freaking out.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And then ask him if he needs a rope, and
see what he says really quiet, and just let him
walk into Yeah. Break, Yeah, that's one piece of advice, Jose,
What do you think to get him to come clean?
Speaker 9 (33:09):
You just need to say, Look, if you admit to
me right now exactly what you and I both know
is happening, I won't.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Tell her, which is a lie, of course.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Because you're gonna send her the podcast anyways after this.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Or she will find out.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Okay, So Brooks advice is to let him do it himself.
Jose's advice is to press her and then promise that
you won't say anything.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
I mean, I guess I could do Brooks advice first,
and then if that doesn't seem to work.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, we got a plan A and
then a plan B right afterwards. Alexis is fully on
board with I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
A great plancy, but we don't have time. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Maybe if we need to plan and see Alexis will
jump in the middle of the column, give it to
you say phone call.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Plancy is always just don't confront anything, hang on.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Honestly, that's normally my plan A all the time, never
confronted anyone.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Well, the good news is we're here to support you
if you need any help. I'm sure you got it though,
I'm in a dial Theo's number. See what he has
to say?
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Here we go, Hello, Hey, yo, Hey, this is Audrey
Jessica's friend.
Speaker 15 (34:35):
What what? Why? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 12 (34:38):
Yeah? So, like, how are you?
Speaker 15 (34:45):
I'm fine? Do I help you with something?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:50):
I'm sorry. I know this is like show out of
the blue. I just I've got a weird question for you. Okay,
have you ever been on a like a dating app internationally,
like an international dating apps?
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Like, have I been to France and used a dating app?
Speaker 13 (35:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:15):
Actually, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (35:18):
Why are you asking me that? That's a really weird question.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
So basically, our friend was traveling and she saw a
profile on her international dating app and it was you.
Speaker 15 (35:33):
I don't know, that's not possible. I don't have any
dating apps.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
I saw a screenshot of it, and a lot of
the stuff in the bio kind of seemed like you
like hobbies that you've talked about.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
I mean, people could fake that stuff. My hobbies aren't
that unique. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
I so hear you like, I'm I'm on your side,
but like all of our friends know about this profile,
and we're gonna talk to Jessica, if we're not convinced
that this like, isn't you you know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (36:10):
I don't appreciate you threatening me. That's not cool.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
I mean, like, look, if you were in my shoes,
wouldn't you do the same thing. Wouldn't you want to
make sure that your friend isn't getting cheated on? Like
that's all I'm doing here.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
I'd probably mind my own business, is what I do.
Speaker 12 (36:26):
I'm going to be so real with you. That response
alone kind of told me you're doing something that you
shouldn't be doing. Well, I'm not so right, So like,
you wouldn't mind if I show that to Jessica, Yeah, I.
Speaker 15 (36:40):
Would mind, actually, but it's none of your business what's
going on.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
But there's clearly something going on.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
I need you to just relax and be cool. You're
going to ruin it if you.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Talk to her, like, what am I ruining a relationship
where she's getting cheated on?
Speaker 15 (36:58):
She's not getting cheated on. I'm using the app, Okay,
I admit that, but I'm not using it to date people.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
You're using the app. So I'm gonna tell Jessica what
you're doing on that app.
Speaker 15 (37:12):
I want to propose to her an Italian.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Huh son, it makes total sense to me.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Who are you dating?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
App to propose to your girlfriend in Italian?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Down instead of rest a stone?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (37:29):
Who are all these other people?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Hey, bon Giorno, you're on an international radio show called
Burke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15 (37:39):
Audrey, what the hell is going on? Who are all
these people?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
I'm pretty sure they introduced themselves. I got some help.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Wait, Audrey, do you believe him that he's going to propose?
Speaker 12 (37:52):
Not for a second?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Okay, we only we didn't hear what the plan was?
THEO Explainah, like, if that's true. We're just trying to
help Audrey out, because.
Speaker 15 (38:01):
God, I just wanted to talk to some native Italian
speakers about how to do it properly a.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Native female, Native Italian speakers who are also very sea.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Okay, let's not hate on this man's style of loving
his girlfriend. Everybody does it differently. He wants to do
a big romantic Italian proposal? Why that?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 5 (38:23):
I'm just willing to hear him out before I crap
on his idea.
Speaker 17 (38:25):
If if you were rolling with this, look, my girlfriend
did a semester in Italy and college. I wanted to
get from like the source, the most romantic, accurate way
to propose an Italian. I just wanted to know, like,
what's your dream way of being proposed to Italian women?
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Okay, and then they help you practice it the right way.
Speaker 15 (38:51):
Yes, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
And sends you picks of them too.
Speaker 15 (38:56):
They don't send me picks, they just have ticks on
their profile.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Okay, Well, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Trying to figure out how I mean, you want to
understand why it sounds like kind of a sketchy way
to plan a proposal.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
Right, Like, I didn't think anybody was gonna be in
Italy looking up my profile frankly, like I thought that
that would be a lot more discreet than doing it
like locally.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I'm starting to Audrey, phil I take Spanish lessons on
that they live in Spain.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
At this point, Audrey, you have all the information. What
are you going to do with it?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Supposedly you have the information.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
I mean, Okay, when are you going to propose to her?
Like if it? Do you have a plan?
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Yeah, I have a plan, but I'm not going to
say it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Oh okay, let's turn off the broadcast real broadcast to
switched off. Now that's just us.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's kind of fair, though, like, like, I feel kind
of bad that we blew up his plan.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
If that's actually true.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
If you don't propose to her in the next two months,
I'm have to tell her who.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
You're gonna sit with us for that long.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
I'm really skeptical, but that's the best way I can
think of to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Wowow okay, all right, so THEO that's it. It's official.
You have two months to either propose to your girlfriend
or I guess fly to Italy and live there permanently.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
I promise you she's not going to be disappointed with this.
She's gonna be happy. Just don't screw it up.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Please, we need an update on this one guy.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I want to be tagged in proposal pictures.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Affair, like I have to know for me in my closure.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Will you give us the Italian proposal when you come
back and you're married.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Sure, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Why didn't that's so confident?
Speaker 12 (40:47):
I'll give you, guys an update. I'm going to call
you for sure, you.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Say, Grazzi?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Oh yeah, Grazzi text into seventy five nine too, if
you believe them.
Speaker 10 (40:57):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
If you're listening to the show right now, it means
one of two things. Either you're in some serious pain
because you're deeply hungover from the weekend. Oh yeah, or
you're boring because you didn't party on Friday for Cinco
de Mayah early.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I get it now.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
If you're well rested, you're a square one person who
was out and about with all the amateur drinkers. Was
our own Jose Bolanos.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, I'm sober now, and.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
He was asking all the fine people stumbling around the
city what you're doing on Cinco de Mayo. We're gonna
play the audio for you coming up right after this.
It's Bruton Jeffrey in the morning, and you take a
bunch of drunk people wandering around the city and oversize sombreros.
Add in a guy with a microphone who looks kind
of Spanish but doesn't speak anything, plus a tiny gen
(41:46):
z blonde who's down to party on the fifth day
of any month, and what do you get? What you're
doing at Cinco de Maya, the unofficial holiday. That's the
perfect excuse to stuff your face with as many tacos
and margarite as mainly possible, and nobody can judge you
for it, which is why over the weekend we hit
out one of the biggest parties and covered it from
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front to back because Jose was outside while Alexis was inside.
Oh my god, totally not taking free shots, just asking
people a simple question, what you're doing at Cinco de Mayo,
what you're.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Doing on Synco to Mayo?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Taking shots at tequila?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Of course? And how isn't I going for you?
Speaker 10 (42:29):
So far?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Not so good? Just straight into my boss.
Speaker 17 (42:32):
So that's gonna be an awkward conversation for wait.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Wait, wait, wait, wait your boss is at the bar? Yes, okay,
are you gonna take a tequila shot with your boss?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I can't take a shot with my boss because she.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Thinks I am top tier em boys.
Speaker 12 (42:48):
Oh I might send her a shot, but like try
to hide from her.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Oh so you're gonna get the boss drunker than you.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, so she black sound forgets me.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
That's a genius idea.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, that's why I'm a top tier employee.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I feel like she runs into her boss at every
bar and the boss still doesn't remember.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, this is so brilliant.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
I could feel like Alex is gonna do this one
night she's out of the bar drunk and she's like,
oh my god, I got a text Brook if she
wants to drink with me.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You could tell that girl doesn't work in the radio industry, though,
because nobody's embarrassed drinking with your bosses in radio. Yeah,
that's the tamous substance that you're gonna do with the
higher up.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
They're more drunk at the office.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, I know we called.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You in for this meeting. Anybody want to drink before
we get No?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
One want to remember while we're here.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
What you're doing on Sinco to Myo, I'll single to Mayo.
Speaker 18 (43:42):
I'm telling everybody and nostall thoos that single de Meyr
goes bad at Mexico because they got better care days,
they got better explosives. They even got ham go off
on fourth of July and not on Independence Day. But
I'll single the Maya.
Speaker 9 (43:58):
Well, you said a lot of stuff there. What's a couirte?
What's an explosive? Why are we exploding things?
Speaker 5 (44:04):
A courte is still a firework? Oh it's a firework.
Do they do it bigger?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
In Mexico.
Speaker 18 (44:09):
They definitely do it bigger on single than my own
Mexico because they got better courts, they got better fireworks
and explosives.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
I'm a little concerned that that's all you're worried about
is arsen though, have you noticed.
Speaker 18 (44:19):
That I'm worried about popp It's man, because all you
had to do is get it dud once in a
while and try and smack them things and pick it
up and go against the concrete fireworks. I'm talking about
Poppits man. Poppit's is a way different. They almost sound
like fireworks, but yeah, don't get it done.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Okay, Wow, So he likes the big things and then
he likes a little tiny pope.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, all form of explosives.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Al Ry Poppins, so like big.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
He's the type of guy who watches like a Fast
and the Furious movie with sixty explosions, and he's like
in Mexico they do explosions so much better. The cars
explode all the time. It's so dope.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Remember we're doing what you're doing at Sinco to Maya,
where we sent Jose and Alexis to one of the
biggest parties in the city. Let's go back inside and
see how Alexis is doing in the bar.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
What you doing on syncre to Mayo?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
I'm security for a gay bar.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Security That sounds like a tough job.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
It can be on at times.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Yeah, how many memorable times you've had to kick somebody out?
Speaker 19 (45:22):
There was one instance where this demon tweink was trying
to cut the line at the bathroom and he was
getting lippy with everyone and say, oh, no, one can
tell me what to do. And I was like, well,
I'm gonna tell you what to do, and you have
a choice.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
You can either figure it out or go home. What happened?
Speaker 19 (45:41):
He didn't figure it out, so I sent him home.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Let's ta go to Mayo.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
What would it take for you to have to kick
someone out? What's the like sloppy drunk? Or is it
cutting the bathroom lines? Is where you draw the line?
Speaker 19 (45:50):
I just tell people don't stumble, don't fumble, don't trip,
and definitely don't throw up.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Okay, I'm definitely getting kicked off. Just imagine Alexis with
a clipboard and checklist, being like, oh, stumbling checking my drink?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Check Yeah, I do you appreciate the list? That sounds
like a bumper sticker. Yeah, you know, it's just like
rules to live by that.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, stumbleute. What you're doing on Sinco to Mayo?
Speaker 8 (46:21):
Well, I don't drink, but our company's throwing a four
twenty style party.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
We're gonna be smoking up, having a good time. It's
just gonna be a lot of fun. After hours. You're
trying to slow people down on Sinco. Now we're trying
to chill out, have a good time. Just feel the vibes,
maybe listen to music, have some good people around. That's
what we're doing.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
Okay, Well, before I let you go, mean you have
to sing the ceremonial Sinko to Myo song. I'll start
it and then you gotta just continue because everyone knows it.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
I mean, I'm sure I'll give it a shot. It
is Sinco de Mayo. I feel like I want to cry.
Oh you know it is Sinko to Mayo. Bro, I'm
just gonna get high yo, all right, happy brother. I
didn't know that there was an official Cinco de Mayo song.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Now if you if you hear it out on the streets,
you're gonna know. It began right here with Jose and
another stoner out on the.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Streets, ready for another verse?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
What you can get Hio or goodbye?
Speaker 10 (47:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Hopefully you enjoyed that if you're listening in Ohio. But
that is what you're doing on Sinco. Make sure to
go check out our YouTube, our install, our TikTok all
of It at Brook and Jeffrey for more questionably hilarious content.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
It's not very often this happens, but Brooke, you're gonna
be playing Brook today. Hey, our listener Brook is apparently
graduating from school and she likes to do chemical peels
and waxing, kind of waxing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Need a weed whacker over here? It's a long winner,
you know. I just haven't really cleaned up since the Brook.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Do you have any heavy duty tools that you might
be able to pull out to help our Brook with
her situation?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Oh, besides my weed whacker?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
No, you have you played before? Brook?
Speaker 10 (48:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What made you call in?
Speaker 12 (48:33):
I thought it would be fun?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, and it sounds like so far that's not turning
out to be.
Speaker 13 (48:39):
True, not quite yet.
Speaker 9 (48:42):
I have faith in you. You have Brook instincts. You're
just gonna kick in ur game.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Brook, let's see how it goes. Our Brook is leaving
the studio so we can go over the rules. You
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (48:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National
Teacher's Day. In the movie Mean Girls, who plays the
teacher Miss Norberry, the world's tallest waterfall is located in
which continent? Erindale is the name of the kingdom From
what Disney.
Speaker 13 (49:17):
Movie, Oh, Sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Other than Paul? And what do bees collect from flowers
to make honey? Do you throw an answer if you
want what.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
You can?
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Hear the confidence in her voice every single time she
threw out an answer five seconds later. That was wonderful.
Now almost now our Brook is back in the studio here,
so let's learn a little bit more about our listener Brook.
Apparently she is a mom of two girls. They like
to go hiking and go to the beach and are
(50:04):
planning a trip to Missouri next week. What's in Missouri,
my sister, guys?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
You gonna say, Louis Archer makes sense.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yeah, I was like, what do you go and check
out Missouri? Yeah, I'm not the world's largest fork in Springfield, Missouri,
so really Yeah, it's thirty five feet tall.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
How far away is it from the world's largest spoon?
If I want to pasta.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah, they need to put them next to each other.
All right, Well, Missouri should be fun besides seeing your sister.
Anything else planned?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
No, not mine.
Speaker 9 (50:37):
She's like, we're just picking her up and taking her
out of Missouri.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Change my children, and then we can just drink wine.
It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Yeah, okay, good, we all support you. Now it's a
time for our Brooks to answer some questions. You ready, Yes,
your time starts now. Today is National Teacher's Day. In
the movie Mean Girls, who plays the teacher Miss Norberry,
the world's tallest waterfall is located in which.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Continent South America.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Erindale is the name of the kingdom from What Disney
other than paulin what do these collect from flowers to
make funny?
Speaker 12 (51:10):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Who was the US president during the Civil War?
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Lincoln?
Speaker 5 (51:15):
Okay, I think we're just gonna cut it. Yeah, I
think we can just It's just like you all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I think it's your first time.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
It was first time on the show.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Answer one question pretty much?
Speaker 12 (51:28):
I got a couple.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Is there an audience of people there with you right now?
Speaker 13 (51:34):
Yeah, I'm out running errands with my sister and.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Bred God because we could hear the chuckling.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
That's why I.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Should talk a crap about visiting.
Speaker 10 (51:46):
Go.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
But let's go to the scoreboard to see how you
both did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (51:50):
Why don't you tell him that your draft pick it up,
don't do this, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
I agree, Brook, you got zero. Yeah, we're not doing
it in reverse. And Brook Fox, yes, you obviously got
the dog with five cover.
Speaker 13 (52:14):
I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
God, what happened? You didn't Frozen?
Speaker 12 (52:20):
They're like, hang up, you know I've never seen Frozen.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Teacher's Day.
The teacher Miss Norberry in the movie Mean Girls is
Tina Fey. The tallest waterfall in the world is located
in South America. It's Angel Falls in Venezuela. Three thousand,
two hundred and twelve feet.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Wow, I want to go someday.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Which if you compare it to Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls
is only one hundred and seventy six feet three thousand.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
Niagara Falls is really why Yeah, it's a wh.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
Whe Aarondale is the name of the kingdom from Frozen
Other than Paul and Bees collect nectar to help make honey,
and the US president during the Civil War, that was
mister Abraham Lincoln. Yes, so, listener, Brooke, I'm sorry we
did not take it easy on your first God. Well,
you know what, just for being here, we're gonna give
(53:12):
you a pair of tickets to see j Balvin at
Climate Pledgerina on May sixteenth.
Speaker 12 (53:17):
Hey, oh, yay, that's actually it is.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Hey, well, I can't wait to talk to you again soon.
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 10 (53:26):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh, we got a special full show for you today. Hey,
it's Pork and Jeffrey and you found the podcast. Brand
new full show. And of course yesterday was Sinko to Myo.
So Alexis and Jose went out with the microphone and asked.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
One of us has hung over today?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, the one the Drakes. Yeah, don't even say the
word margant.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
That word is not gonna happen today.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So, hey, that's brand new.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We got a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. But
you gotta get into some comments first before.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Oh yeah, cam coney said, started listening to the full show,
perfect length for my run commute home.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Show off, No kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You think it's like five miles or five minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
She bring like a briefcase with her too.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's like running in heels.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, oh my god, you're right, that's a long run.
I have so many questions. Yes, all right, good luck,
good luck on your run home.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Thanks you and make sure you like subscribe and follow
it as we love it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I can't believe we've gone more than three days without
nominating a new Hero of the week. Broking Jeffrey in
the morning surprised.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
My your day shouldn't it be every seven It.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Should be every five hours, announced one. But today's hero
is a sixty nine year old man, an Irish man
named Anthony Collier, who decided this past Saturday that was
the day he was finally going to do something with
his life.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh good for you, and too late.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That's something was rob a bank. Oh oh, thanks for
encouraging him, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So everyone's been curious if they could pull it off, right.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
He thought so too, planned it all out, and at
ten forty am he walked into a bank in downtown Dublin,
strolled up to the counter and passed a handwritten note
to the teller demanding a bunch of money. Okay, just
like he wanted. The teller complied, grabbed a big bag
of cash, passed it over to Anthony, and he walked out,
(02:08):
hopped into his getaway car and sped off to Freedom
to enjoy his rigual.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Then, how do we know about him if he got away?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, there was one problem. Anthony's getaway car was a
rental a rental car with a license plate on it.
Yes that security cameras could easily read, and apparently when
he rented that vehicle. He put down his real name,
address and phone number down on the form.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Did he also get the assurance?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
He probably did so. Within the hour, cops tracked him
down at his house.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
They have to scan your.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
They found the giant bag of cash and arrested him
for felony first degree aggravated. But for almost one whole hour,
he was the baddest criminal in all of Ireland. Wow,
like stupid bad and that makes Anthony our hero of
(03:14):
the week. Good job, Anthony.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I love that he got a rental car, thinking that way,
they'll never be able to trace what car.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I really Yeah, it's a true hero.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Now let's move on and get into the shock collar
question of the day with a man who needs no introduction. Thanks,
I'm not gonna do it, Okay, don't say that. Don't
need that. What an insult? I apologize, Jake.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
It's totally fine.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Let me get to singing hello from the birthday side.
It's Adele's birthday week. That's right, Adele, the only person
who could disappear for six years, drop one song and
instantly have us all cry over people we haven't dated
since twenty thirteen. That's right, But what is Adele's last name.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I don't care. If you told me, I wouldn't believe you.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
And she's not the only iconic star who's known by
a single name, Moniker. And that's why, in honor of
the Queen of heartbreak and high notes, we're doing a special.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
One Name Wonders.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Edition oh tlenty of twenty. So I have a list
of the top twenty most popular singers and musicians who
go by just one name. We'll go around the room.
You just have to name anybody in the top twenty
to stay.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
In the game.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Oh okay, we'll start with the woman who goes by
one name, three syllables and six letters.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
That's a Lexis.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm not going to do the math, but I think
you're right.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's the top twenty most popular singers and musicians who
go by one name.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Singer.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
My problem is with one name, like I got bad Bunny,
childish Gambino.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know why, God, I guess.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I'm notoriously two names.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Maybe one name person. Oh, I'm going to see Sissa.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hey, that's a good one on the top.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
But yeah, Alexis, says Sizza.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
She did not make my top twenty of all time
I'm sorry. A lot of these people have two names,
but these people go by one or known by one name,
some by Summer, known by you.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Know, Oh that's one name.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Brook.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
It's your turn. I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Feel like this is such an easy one. You're gonna
start with Madonna.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yeah, Donna, number four on my list. Brook, you're still
in Jose, Let's go iconic, Prince Prince number two still
number one, though, Prince number two, number one, still on
the board. It's a tricky one. I'm kind of Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh well, I thought this would be number one. Beyonce
beyond a good one.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Number eleven on my Listok, four.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
And eleven are off the Boarder back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, give me another female, show me share Share.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
It's number five on my list, right below Madonna.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I have a risk one loves to do this.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
I'm scared, I'm gonna say, because I know this is
probably I'm gonna go sting.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But I have another one.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Is number nine on my own. You found it in
the top tenjse Save that risk for later, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Give me p exclamation point n K.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Thank you, Jeffrey, exclamation point NK. I would not have
accepted pink as most people call her.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
He's number eight on my list.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh man, okay, I got another one. It's my turn.
Let's go Bono.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Bono share was on the list? Was Bono on the list? Thirteen? Yes,
I might be mixing up Bono and Sonny Bono? Yeah, okay,
they're both.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
On the list, and Brooks got them both.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, Jose, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Your tur Okay, it's time to take a risk. Ready,
I'm sure, girl buckled up. I'm gonna say this guy.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
We know him as both names, but you can just
call him Elvis Elvis.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Is it number one?
Speaker 8 (06:56):
It's number one on my list. That is the tricky one,
Elvis Presley. People call him Elvis.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Three is the highest thing I have left on the board. Six,
seven and ten make up the top ten as well.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Okay, this one sounds like it's like three names, but
it's just one. Eminem Oh oh.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah, Eminem number six on my list, almost clear the
top ten.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Brook Would you like to go?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I would like to go. Jeffery gave me some inspiration,
give me Tupacs.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Tupac number ten down, Presley or we don't need him
just the first names.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Jose just hold on and give me drink. Rake not
make the top twenty.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I'm sorry Spotify artists in the world. I know it's tough.
He's not on the top twenty two either. I have
some names off the list, Jeffrey or two.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I was wondering if Fabio was a singer, but I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The model, and then.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He put out some song in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I mean, just with that hair you gotta but I think,
and again, this is a risky one. I'm not sure.
I'm gonna say Kanye or Yay yay Nay not considered
Kanye West. I guess so he's considered that was what
he's considered.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I don't consider him a lot. Recently brooke that you
have one.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Today's plenty of twenty. Let's go over some of the
names that you guys missed on the list. Number three
it's your birthday week you talked to the old JA
Special number seven. Rihanna Shakieran was number twelve. Famously, Selaine
Selina Usher was number fifteen. Ya close to Siza by
(08:42):
one letter off CEO's on the list. Slash, I must
have misheard you.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Slash from Guns N' roses Seal was eighteen and you
thought that was a group. It's one person, Yeah, one
person and meat loaf number twenty.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Lord and Aliah.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So you got the most right. You get to choose
who gets shocked while singing nothing but a Hound Dog
by the number one single named artist Elvis.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Who's it gonna be for his love of Drake? I'm
going jose.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, we have to pill out Elvis for that one.
That was your shock collar question of the day. Phones
out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
When you get married, a lot of people do the
traditional thing where the woman takes the man's last name.
Other people choose not to change either of their names.
That's right, And of course you could do what Brooke did,
which is marry a man who already had the same
last name. Sure he might chair some not so distant
relatives with each other, but at least he don't have
(10:02):
to file as much paperwork.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hey, I just tell everyone he took my last name.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I share believe that. But one of our listeners says
he did the unconventional thing and took his wife's last name,
which was a different name than what he has. It
might sound progressive, but turns out there's a much more
devious reason he did it. He says his wife absolutely
cannot find out the truth about why. We're gonna hear
(10:30):
his true motivation when he shares in a brand new
mass speaker coming up right now, you don't know me
confession I can't take back o arms mouse speak text
into seventy five nine two says, somehow I've lucked out
and have an eight year old who thinks secretly reading
(10:53):
under the cover's pastor bedtime is an act of rebellion. Yeah,
that's right, And it hasn't occurred to her that her
flash lights it never seemed to run out of batteries.
Look out one day, you're going to come home early
and catch them doing their math home.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You've created a monster.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh reverse psychology.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, and that really wasn't a confession from a listener
as much as it was a brag. But either way,
if you just want to get something off your chest,
you can do it here on the mass speaker. And
we actually have two people who both want to come
clean today. We're going to start with a lady who
wants to go by the name Dilly so let's meet her.
What's up, dilly higg.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I appreciate someone that takes a creative fake name. Yeah,
I mean, we've had way too many like Laura's.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That's exactly the name that I thought of too randomly.
We must have had so many Lauras on this side.
All right, Dylly, whenever you're ready, we want to hear
your confession.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Go ahead, alrighty. So I was in a parking garage
and was walking back to my car. Else's keys on
the ground.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Oh sun, a nice car.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Yeah you do You think this conversation is going one way?
But I bet you you have no idea where it's going.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Initially I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to pick up
these keys and return them, you know, to the little
office as lost.
Speaker 12 (12:19):
Or something like that.
Speaker 11 (12:20):
And then I happened to notice that on the keychain
there was one of those like little cards, like a
grocery store club card. Oh yeah, yeah, And I realized
I have the same club card.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh my god, someone who lives near you shops at
the same store.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
It's meant to be, right.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
So I had this genius Scott because I knew I
had a fair one. So I was like, let me
put my spare one on their key ring and they
will never know. And that way every time that they go,
oh god, I'm the one that's getting all their poet is.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Awesome because a lot of times I will be connected
to gas station.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They're getting you better gas.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You're the club card bandit.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's so smart.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
I've been racking at the point on gas keep my groceries.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
That is genius and kind of harm well not well heartless.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, it's not like you're taking money away from them,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But this person goes to get gas and they're like, wait,
are you kidding me? I spend one hundred bucks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I still don't get the disk. Kunt.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
No, you don't feel guilty at all about that dolling?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Well, I pay it forward.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
So oh you do.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
Every time you go to the grocery store, it says,
do you want to donate a dollar to the children?
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Whatever you do?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah, so I donate that dollar every single tar balanced.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Out that does. It does make an impact. I I
bet those greedy people would have never done that thing.
You stole their car.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
It's nice hearing a confession from a good hearted person.
Let's go to our next guest. We have Tommy. Tommy,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Hey, how's it going, Tommy?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
How you feeling feeling pretty good?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
All right?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
We just had more of a wholesome Yeah, it has.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
She felt naughty.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
She felt very naughty the only time, like someone stole something,
but in a wholesome way. We want to hear your confession, Tommy.
The voice changer is on.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Go ahead. Okay, So I've been married for five years now.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I've learned not to say congratulations after that. That's bit
me a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
You're still married?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, no, no, we've got a really great relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Okay, congratulations. Then yeah, he's like, that's great. Is this
a secret that you keep from your wife or partner?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Then?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah? So my confession is that so when we first
I did not I took her last name.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Oh cool, Oh that's a little unconventional.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, it's it's unconventional. She thinks it's because I'm super progressive,
and you know, unconventional, like you said, you know, like, are.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
You not like I'm super conservative? I wish we could
go back seventy years.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It's just that I hate my family.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I mean, it's not exactly that. The real reason that
I took her name is because I actually actually oh
with some pretty nasty, bad people a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
No, what you're like on the run from people.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So like in the past, I did some shady deals
with some dangerous people that I shouldn't have and oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You were rated number one with dangerous people, so you
better watch out.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So yeah, I've been kind of like under the radar
and on the run from them, and I know, I
know that they're looking for me.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And do you have to tell her you're putting her
at risk?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Well, I got her out of the state. I told
her it was because I got a different job. Who
truth is that I really needed to get us to
a safer location.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Node. This is a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Is there any is there any truthful things that you
ever tell your wife?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Everything else is completely truthful. This it's hard to hold
on to a seekert like this, but this is this
is life for me. Now.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
I do assume that if you had the money, you
can't contact him because you've been on the run for
so long, You're still going to want to hurt you
or be like yo, interest.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Wait, you can't repay debts you can't just be like, hey,
I finally got that.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
What about just hugging it out like that?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean most criminals didn't get enough hugs as children.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yes, that's why that happens.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's more valuable than Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Don't think that's an option.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, Well we should do a wellness check on you
in a couple months.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But I don't know your information.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, I don't want your information, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah, leaving your phone number from our system. It's not personnel,
but that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good luck, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, thanks for telling us your confession and text into
seventy five to nine two. If you have a confession
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And we promised to do that.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, we need to in this case.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We don't want to be involved.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Ask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Today, we call a woman who just moved into a
new area with a homeowner's association and she just filled
out an application to get a new paint color approved
for her house.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's so crazy that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, you would think it'd be a simple process, but no,
this HOA has been around for a long long time
here steeped in history. And if she wants to paint,
she's got a play by the HOA rules in your phone.
Tap right now the twenty.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Hi is this Rosie.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Yeah, it's this Hi.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
My name is Mark. I'm with the HOA board here
in the community.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Oh why Mark, Hey.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I just uh just wanted to say welcome to your
new home.
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I've actually been meaning to come by, but every time
I've tried to approach the porch seems to be garbage
or trash on it.
Speaker 14 (18:48):
Trash, I mean, are you talking about We've got some
moving boxes out there, but they've they've already been broken
down and bundled up.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
And just so you know, according to by Law thirteen
dot six eleven, any unoccupy HI boxes or bags near
or around the porcherry are constituted as trash, and thereby
will and curR a one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Fine.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Oh wow, yeah, I may have to wait till my
husband comes home.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Wow, your time in the.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Next ten minutes. I'd love to see that porch nice
and clean.
Speaker 13 (19:17):
I guess I guess we can throl it all in
the garage, Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Mark my binoculars right on your home, so I'll checking
it out.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
Wow, Well you're thorough.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Aren't you.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well you know we are the HOA.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, got it, got it? Okay, Well listen,
thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Uh well, actually that's not the reason why I'm calling.
Speaker 15 (19:36):
Oh goody Okay, because.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Apparently you submitted a request to have your house painted
a different color.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
So the thing is, I'm looking at the request sheet
right now and it says you wanted to paint it
almond whistles and whisper.
Speaker 13 (19:49):
Yeah, am I approved?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I could say, well, I personally like that color. It's
not in the list of approved colors.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
I looked at the HOA section about house paint, and
I know I didn't see any list.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
The thing is, we do have a list, but okay, great,
we just don't show it to anyone.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
Fabulous. How do I get a hold of the list?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You can't.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's the whole point. We keep it in a safe
every single night, and if someone ever requests the color
that's not on the list, then sorry, can't approve it.
Speaker 13 (20:24):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (20:25):
So am I supposed to be putting in an application
for every possible color?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
And just hope it's on the list.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Rosie. That just sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I agree. So let's get to the point here, Mark,
what can I do?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I just hope you understand the sanctity of our bylaws
because my grandfather's grandfather grew up in this community and
he actually wrote them himself and it hasn't changed by
You should know he had polio well.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
But apparently polio didn't keep him from keeping that family
line going.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, he was an active bugger with many women in
this community. It was a very friendly neighborhood back then.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Speaking of witch, how do we move forward and get
my house painted? That's all I need to do right now, Mark,
Plus I do have to take care of that trash
and do it all before my kids wake up.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
So please well.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
With my grandfather's grandfather, when it came to his colors,
he treated them like his corn chowder recipes. He liked
it under lock and key.
Speaker 13 (21:19):
How about corn chowder? I like yellow?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
With yellow is not on the list? Okay, Brown, Before
you start just guessing and naming a bunch of colors,
here's what I can do. You tell me a color
that you want to paint your house. Okay, and I
can tell you warmer or colder.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
Oh, boys can play a little game here.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Okay, it's a community tradition.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Okay. My second choice is mother of pearl.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Ooh, not approved, but warmer, I could say, warmer?
Speaker 13 (21:49):
Okay, well warmer. How about an oatmeal beige? How about that?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Your ice cold with that one?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
Oh? God, no to oatmeal. I mean, I really it's
not my favorite.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
But lap oh scorching, scorching.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Oh, okay, so brilliant.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
No, that's not approved. It's just very hot.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Mark.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I don't know what else to do here. I can't
keep naming colors.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Okay, I'm just gonna toss out an idea here. It
might be totally crazy. What if what else is? What
if you keep it the same color as it is?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
I don't want to keep it the same color as
it is.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
We bought that house with the understanding that we could
change the color.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
The thing is, I actually used to live in that house,
and I picked that color.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Well, you know what, maybe it worked for you, but
it's not working for us. And I don't understand why
we have to keep a color that your great great
grandpa they're scribbled out while he's still at polio, and
you grew to love that color.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
How does that mean we have to live with the
same color.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Well, it was my great great grandfather's favorite color, and
I like to keep the memory of him alive.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
Well, then, why don't you just buy the house from
us and move back in?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Why would I have to do that? Whenever you guys
go on vacation, I can just sleep there. That's written
into the bylaws. I'm allowed to do that.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Did your great grandfather put that one in there? Tunity
kind of.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Just crawl over with his polio and just move into
anybody's house whenever he damn wells.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Okay, I'll have you not. My great great grandfather is
not a real person, so i'd appreciate it if you
didn't talk poorly about him during this prank phone call. Thanks. What, Yeah,
I'm not actually with the HOA. I'm with a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning. Your husband
Grayson sets you up for a phone tap.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Grayson said, both of you couldn't believe how big the
list of HOA bylaws were.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
Oh my god, it looks like an old session encyclopedia.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I mean you gotta give my great great grandfather credit.
He was thorough.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Oh he was a plucky guy.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
That's plucky is one of the approved colors. Hey day,
you go start Peyton today, right after you get all
the trash off of your front porch.
Speaker 10 (23:57):
Wake up every morning with phone tap Morning on the
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Traveling overseas can open your world to exciting new foods, yes,
exotic new cultures, and a whole batch of sexy new
singles with hot foreign accents.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
You have one on the phone.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Sounded like a dream for one of our listeners to
one very familiar profile popped up on an international dating site.
Oh god, and now she's faced with a huge moral dilemma.
Does she mind your own business or possibly ruin her
friend's relationship forever? For me, Yeah, it's our job to
(24:43):
help her and your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
that's coming up next. It's awkward.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Local dating apps are great
if you've always dreamed of match with a self described
entrepreneur who sells knives out of his mom's mini van.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, but think of how good your kitchen's going to
be stocked.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Oh nice, pretty sexy. Yeah, but Alexis will tell you
the real magic happens on those international dating apps where
you can get ghosted by dudes in four different time
zones all at once. Plus if things go horribly wrong,
they're already five thousand miles away from you. Hey, so
(25:28):
easy too. Unfortunately, though, an international dating app has caused
problems for one of our listeners, which is why Audrey
has reached out to us for help today. Audrey, Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 17 (25:40):
Hi guys.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh hey, Audrey.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You sound awfully perky for somebody who's having problems with
the international dating apps.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
So you know what, I am meeting people that I
have been listening to for so long. I can't help
it be excited about that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh I thought you met the people on the dating apps.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I'm like, how are you hearing them forever?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Okay, you're just excited to be on the show with us.
That's cool.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
We're excited.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Can we ask which country or can.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
We guess way too many countries Albania.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Maybe we'll just start with tell us why you've emailed
the show for help, Because international dating apps is kind
of a vague category.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
Yeah, so I've got a friend she's always traveling, right,
and he was I literally don't even know where she
was for this trip. She's in five different countries in
five to current week.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Does everyone have a friend like that that you're just
so jealous of at all times?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm like, how do you have the funds? And how
are you making this happen?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
You just can't be afraid of endless debt, Brooke.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's what it is.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Just lose that fear. You can travel wherever you want,
how you want. Okay, So this is this friend of
yours likes to travel abroad a lot.
Speaker 12 (26:45):
Yeah, and she's got this international dating app. Like obviously
I don't use it. I never travel, Okay, Okay, he's
on this app and here's the thing. So she's swiping
and she comes across the guy that we know because
he's dating one of our other friends.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Whoa wait him, Wait is she out of the country
when she comes across this guy.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah, while he was traveling. His profile came up to
match with her on an international dating app.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, okay, you why it's international app. They'll update your location. Yeah,
but it's like a special app.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
I guess I don't know. I forget what she called it.
She just sent me the screenshot of our friend's new guy.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I mean, I think the important part is he is
somehow in another country trying to pull some hotail, and
he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
And this is the dumbest excuse, but like sometimes tender
doesn't refresh, Like I'll open it in another city and
it still has the last city I was in.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
But I don't think it even matters, Like he's still
on a dating app.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It's still a red flag.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
What's going through your mind when when you hear this
when you see his profile?
Speaker 12 (27:52):
I mean literally exactly what you said, like big red
flag and we're like, okay, is disgusting, old profile. What's
going on? But this one's got uh it shows you
how recently you were active, right, It's like within the
week he's.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Been out.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So many outs cost So it's interesting because what if
he set his location for another country just so that
he could DM with I mean, like because he's not
there obviously, right, like he's in your city.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
I mean, I don't know, And honestly, like we haven't
talked to her, we haven't, like we just don't know.
We haven't asked, because I hope we're wrong. I hope
that there is something in this situation we don't understand.
So my vote was like, let's talk to him, Let's
confront him and see what is happening before we like
blow up our other friend's life.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But what is he gonna do? Won't he just lie
to you?
Speaker 12 (28:44):
I don't know a calling guys.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
If he's on a dating app with a girlfriend and
he's not telling the girlfriend, then he's already lying.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Yeh. What if he doesn't even know that that act exists? Like,
there's hundreds of acts. There's hundreds of dating profiles with
my face and my information on them got to be
created by other people.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I imagine girls using face.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Sure they're very successful.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I don't know the numbers, but I think it's in
like the four or five digits. Wot's pretty impressive. Just four,
I'm blowballing that. Yes, So it could be possible, Audrey,
that maybe his picture was stolen to use as a
catfish on one of these dating apps.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
I mean, honestly, I hope so. But like, this is
why I wanted to call you, guys, because I've kind
of been nominated by traveling friends to talk to him,
but I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I mean, it's a good friend move to not like
make a huge like blow up everything before you do
know for sure with him. I mean hopefully it'll be
obvious if he's lying, right.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah, so you know how it works, Audrey. We asked
my co host here to give you a little bit
of advice and then we will let you call your
friend's boyfriend for you. What that's his name, by the way.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
THEO, THEO, THEO.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How well do you know THEO? We don't know that part.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I've met him a couple times, Like we've all gone
out to dinner a few times together, so like not
super well, but like we're familiar.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
It'll be interesting to hear how THEO reacts the first
time that you bring it up to him, Like if
he's totally shocked and has no idea that the app
even exists, or if there's some recognition in his voice
and he knows what's going on, that'll tell us a lot,
like I'm caught like he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
If he's bad at cheating, he'll immediately go, I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
That wasn't me, Or is he being honest in that moment. No,
does your husband Michael do that a lot when you
bring up cheating allegations.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
All of his international dating sites.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, don't talk about Luisa like that, bru.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah, Well, let's find we'll see what THEO has to
say after we give you our advice and let you
make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your friend's boyfriend
figure out why his file is up on an international
dating app. We're gonna do it with your awkward Tuesday
phone call right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
If you're just joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call.
We're on the phone with a young woman named Audrey
who's been nominated by her friend group to do this
because one of them came across a guy on an
international dating app, a guy that they're already very familiar with. Yeah,
because he's seriously dating one of the other girls in
(31:33):
their group.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Wow, that is not good. And Audrey decided before they
show the dating profile to the girlfriend, they wanted to
go through us and contact THEO first to see if, maybe, hopefully,
there's some reasonable explanation for it, or perhaps he was
just being catfished, having his picture use.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
As a catfish, right, that's the best case scenario.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, yeah, No matter what though, it's that we handled
this the right way. That's why we've got the experts
ready with some top notch equality advice. Y Brook for Audrey.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Here, that's right. Here's the thing, Audrey.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You need to talk as little as possible in this conversation.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
M Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
It's one of those like.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Give a man a rope, you know that analogy. Well, no,
he'll hang himself. Oh the more he talks, he's gonna
admit more.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
So I think you go in, Audrey, and you try
to be on his side from the very beginning, and
you say, listen, I don't know your girlfriend's name is,
but Mary or whoever found your dating profile on an
international dating site, Like, oh my god, I know you'd
never do that.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
And just let him talk, okay, you know what I mean,
because you're gonna be able to tell if he's talking
in circles, if he's freaking out.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And then ask him if he needs a rope, and
see what he says really quiet, and just let him
walk into Yeah. Break, Yeah, that's one piece of advice, Jose,
What do you think to get him to come clean?
Speaker 9 (33:09):
You just need to say, Look, if you admit to
me right now exactly what you and I both know
is happening, I won't.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Tell her, which is a lie, of course.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Because you're gonna send her the podcast anyways after this.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Or she will find out.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Okay, So Brooks advice is to let him do it himself.
Jose's advice is to press her and then promise that
you won't say anything.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
I mean, I guess I could do Brooks advice first,
and then if that doesn't seem to work.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, we got a plan A and
then a plan B right afterwards. Alexis is fully on
board with I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
A great plancy, but we don't have time. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Maybe if we need to plan and see Alexis will
jump in the middle of the column, give it to
you say phone call.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Plancy is always just don't confront anything, hang on.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Honestly, that's normally my plan A all the time, never
confronted anyone.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Well, the good news is we're here to support you
if you need any help. I'm sure you got it though,
I'm in a dial Theo's number. See what he has
to say?
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Here we go, Hello, Hey, yo, Hey, this is Audrey
Jessica's friend.
Speaker 15 (34:35):
What what? Why? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 12 (34:38):
Yeah? So, like, how are you?
Speaker 15 (34:45):
I'm fine? Do I help you with something?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:50):
I'm sorry. I know this is like show out of
the blue. I just I've got a weird question for you. Okay,
have you ever been on a like a dating app internationally,
like an international dating apps?
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Like, have I been to France and used a dating app?
Speaker 13 (35:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (35:15):
Actually, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (35:18):
Why are you asking me that? That's a really weird question.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
So basically, our friend was traveling and she saw a
profile on her international dating app and it was you.
Speaker 15 (35:33):
I don't know, that's not possible. I don't have any
dating apps.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
I saw a screenshot of it, and a lot of
the stuff in the bio kind of seemed like you
like hobbies that you've talked about.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
I mean, people could fake that stuff. My hobbies aren't
that unique. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
I so hear you like, I'm I'm on your side,
but like all of our friends know about this profile,
and we're gonna talk to Jessica, if we're not convinced
that this like, isn't you you know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (36:10):
I don't appreciate you threatening me. That's not cool.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
I mean, like, look, if you were in my shoes,
wouldn't you do the same thing. Wouldn't you want to
make sure that your friend isn't getting cheated on? Like
that's all I'm doing here.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
I'd probably mind my own business, is what I do.
Speaker 12 (36:26):
I'm going to be so real with you. That response
alone kind of told me you're doing something that you
shouldn't be doing. Well, I'm not so right, So like,
you wouldn't mind if I show that to Jessica, Yeah, I.
Speaker 15 (36:40):
Would mind, actually, but it's none of your business what's
going on.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
But there's clearly something going on.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
I need you to just relax and be cool. You're
going to ruin it if you.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Talk to her, like, what am I ruining a relationship
where she's getting cheated on?
Speaker 15 (36:58):
She's not getting cheated on. I'm using the app, Okay,
I admit that, but I'm not using it to date people.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
You're using the app. So I'm gonna tell Jessica what
you're doing on that app.
Speaker 15 (37:12):
I want to propose to her an Italian.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Huh son, it makes total sense to me.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Who are you dating?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
App to propose to your girlfriend in Italian?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Down instead of rest a stone?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (37:29):
Who are all these other people?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Hey, bon Giorno, you're on an international radio show called
Burke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15 (37:39):
Audrey, what the hell is going on? Who are all
these people?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
I'm pretty sure they introduced themselves. I got some help.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Wait, Audrey, do you believe him that he's going to propose?
Speaker 12 (37:52):
Not for a second?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Okay, we only we didn't hear what the plan was?
THEO Explainah, like, if that's true. We're just trying to
help Audrey out, because.
Speaker 15 (38:01):
God, I just wanted to talk to some native Italian
speakers about how to do it properly a.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Native female, Native Italian speakers who are also very sea.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Okay, let's not hate on this man's style of loving
his girlfriend. Everybody does it differently. He wants to do
a big romantic Italian proposal? Why that?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 5 (38:23):
I'm just willing to hear him out before I crap
on his idea.
Speaker 17 (38:25):
If if you were rolling with this, look, my girlfriend
did a semester in Italy and college. I wanted to
get from like the source, the most romantic, accurate way
to propose an Italian. I just wanted to know, like,
what's your dream way of being proposed to Italian women?
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Okay, and then they help you practice it the right way.
Speaker 15 (38:51):
Yes, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
And sends you picks of them too.
Speaker 15 (38:56):
They don't send me picks, they just have ticks on
their profile.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Okay, Well, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Trying to figure out how I mean, you want to
understand why it sounds like kind of a sketchy way
to plan a proposal.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
Right, Like, I didn't think anybody was gonna be in
Italy looking up my profile frankly, like I thought that
that would be a lot more discreet than doing it
like locally.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I'm starting to Audrey, phil I take Spanish lessons on
that they live in Spain.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
At this point, Audrey, you have all the information. What
are you going to do with it?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Supposedly you have the information.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
I mean, Okay, when are you going to propose to her?
Like if it? Do you have a plan?
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Yeah, I have a plan, but I'm not going to
say it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Oh okay, let's turn off the broadcast real broadcast to
switched off. Now that's just us.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's kind of fair, though, like, like, I feel kind
of bad that we blew up his plan.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
If that's actually true.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
If you don't propose to her in the next two months,
I'm have to tell her who.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
You're gonna sit with us for that long.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
I'm really skeptical, but that's the best way I can
think of to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Wowow okay, all right, so THEO that's it. It's official.
You have two months to either propose to your girlfriend
or I guess fly to Italy and live there permanently.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
I promise you she's not going to be disappointed with this.
She's gonna be happy. Just don't screw it up.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Please, we need an update on this one guy.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I want to be tagged in proposal pictures.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Affair, like I have to know for me in my closure.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Will you give us the Italian proposal when you come
back and you're married.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Sure, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Why didn't that's so confident?
Speaker 12 (40:47):
I'll give you, guys an update. I'm going to call
you for sure, you.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Say, Grazzi?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Oh yeah, Grazzi text into seventy five nine too, if
you believe them.
Speaker 10 (40:57):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
If you're listening to the show right now, it means
one of two things. Either you're in some serious pain
because you're deeply hungover from the weekend. Oh yeah, or
you're boring because you didn't party on Friday for Cinco
de Mayah early.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I get it now.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
If you're well rested, you're a square one person who
was out and about with all the amateur drinkers. Was
our own Jose Bolanos.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, I'm sober now, and.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
He was asking all the fine people stumbling around the
city what you're doing on Cinco de Mayo. We're gonna
play the audio for you coming up right after this.
It's Bruton Jeffrey in the morning, and you take a
bunch of drunk people wandering around the city and oversize sombreros.
Add in a guy with a microphone who looks kind
of Spanish but doesn't speak anything, plus a tiny gen
(41:46):
z blonde who's down to party on the fifth day
of any month, and what do you get? What you're
doing at Cinco de Maya, the unofficial holiday. That's the
perfect excuse to stuff your face with as many tacos
and margarite as mainly possible, and nobody can judge you
for it, which is why over the weekend we hit
out one of the biggest parties and covered it from
(42:08):
front to back because Jose was outside while Alexis was inside.
Oh my god, totally not taking free shots, just asking
people a simple question, what you're doing at Cinco de Mayo,
what you're.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Doing on Synco to Mayo?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Taking shots at tequila?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Of course? And how isn't I going for you?
Speaker 10 (42:29):
So far?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Not so good? Just straight into my boss.
Speaker 17 (42:32):
So that's gonna be an awkward conversation for wait.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Wait, wait, wait, wait your boss is at the bar? Yes, okay,
are you gonna take a tequila shot with your boss?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I can't take a shot with my boss because she.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Thinks I am top tier em boys.
Speaker 12 (42:48):
Oh I might send her a shot, but like try
to hide from her.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Oh so you're gonna get the boss drunker than you.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, so she black sound forgets me.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
That's a genius idea.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, that's why I'm a top tier employee.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I feel like she runs into her boss at every
bar and the boss still doesn't remember.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, this is so brilliant.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
I could feel like Alex is gonna do this one
night she's out of the bar drunk and she's like,
oh my god, I got a text Brook if she
wants to drink with me.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You could tell that girl doesn't work in the radio industry, though,
because nobody's embarrassed drinking with your bosses in radio. Yeah,
that's the tamous substance that you're gonna do with the
higher up.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
They're more drunk at the office.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, I know we called.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You in for this meeting. Anybody want to drink before
we get No?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
One want to remember while we're here.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
What you're doing on Sinco to Myo, I'll single to Mayo.
Speaker 18 (43:42):
I'm telling everybody and nostall thoos that single de Meyr
goes bad at Mexico because they got better care days,
they got better explosives. They even got ham go off
on fourth of July and not on Independence Day. But
I'll single the Maya.
Speaker 9 (43:58):
Well, you said a lot of stuff there. What's a couirte?
What's an explosive? Why are we exploding things?
Speaker 5 (44:04):
A courte is still a firework? Oh it's a firework.
Do they do it bigger?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
In Mexico.
Speaker 18 (44:09):
They definitely do it bigger on single than my own
Mexico because they got better courts, they got better fireworks
and explosives.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
I'm a little concerned that that's all you're worried about
is arsen though, have you noticed.
Speaker 18 (44:19):
That I'm worried about popp It's man, because all you
had to do is get it dud once in a
while and try and smack them things and pick it
up and go against the concrete fireworks. I'm talking about
Poppits man. Poppit's is a way different. They almost sound
like fireworks, but yeah, don't get it done.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Okay, Wow, So he likes the big things and then
he likes a little tiny pope.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, all form of explosives.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Al Ry Poppins, so like big.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
He's the type of guy who watches like a Fast
and the Furious movie with sixty explosions, and he's like
in Mexico they do explosions so much better. The cars
explode all the time. It's so dope.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Remember we're doing what you're doing at Sinco to Maya,
where we sent Jose and Alexis to one of the
biggest parties in the city. Let's go back inside and
see how Alexis is doing in the bar.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
What you doing on syncre to Mayo?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
I'm security for a gay bar.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Security That sounds like a tough job.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
It can be on at times.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Yeah, how many memorable times you've had to kick somebody out?
Speaker 19 (45:22):
There was one instance where this demon tweink was trying
to cut the line at the bathroom and he was
getting lippy with everyone and say, oh, no, one can
tell me what to do. And I was like, well,
I'm gonna tell you what to do, and you have
a choice.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
You can either figure it out or go home. What happened?
Speaker 19 (45:41):
He didn't figure it out, so I sent him home.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Let's ta go to Mayo.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
What would it take for you to have to kick
someone out? What's the like sloppy drunk? Or is it
cutting the bathroom lines? Is where you draw the line?
Speaker 19 (45:50):
I just tell people don't stumble, don't fumble, don't trip,
and definitely don't throw up.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Okay, I'm definitely getting kicked off. Just imagine Alexis with
a clipboard and checklist, being like, oh, stumbling checking my drink?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Check Yeah, I do you appreciate the list? That sounds
like a bumper sticker. Yeah, you know, it's just like
rules to live by that.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, stumbleute. What you're doing on Sinco to Mayo?
Speaker 8 (46:21):
Well, I don't drink, but our company's throwing a four
twenty style party.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
We're gonna be smoking up, having a good time. It's
just gonna be a lot of fun. After hours. You're
trying to slow people down on Sinco. Now we're trying
to chill out, have a good time. Just feel the vibes,
maybe listen to music, have some good people around. That's
what we're doing.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
Okay, Well, before I let you go, mean you have
to sing the ceremonial Sinko to Myo song. I'll start
it and then you gotta just continue because everyone knows it.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
I mean, I'm sure I'll give it a shot. It
is Sinco de Mayo. I feel like I want to cry.
Oh you know it is Sinko to Mayo. Bro, I'm
just gonna get high yo, all right, happy brother. I
didn't know that there was an official Cinco de Mayo song.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Now if you if you hear it out on the streets,
you're gonna know. It began right here with Jose and
another stoner out on the.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Streets, ready for another verse?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
What you can get Hio or goodbye?
Speaker 10 (47:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Hopefully you enjoyed that if you're listening in Ohio. But
that is what you're doing on Sinco. Make sure to
go check out our YouTube, our install, our TikTok all
of It at Brook and Jeffrey for more questionably hilarious content.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
It's not very often this happens, but Brooke, you're gonna
be playing Brook today. Hey, our listener Brook is apparently
graduating from school and she likes to do chemical peels
and waxing, kind of waxing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Need a weed whacker over here? It's a long winner,
you know. I just haven't really cleaned up since the Brook.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Do you have any heavy duty tools that you might
be able to pull out to help our Brook with
her situation?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Oh, besides my weed whacker?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
No, you have you played before? Brook?
Speaker 10 (48:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What made you call in?
Speaker 12 (48:33):
I thought it would be fun?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, and it sounds like so far that's not turning
out to be.
Speaker 13 (48:39):
True, not quite yet.
Speaker 9 (48:42):
I have faith in you. You have Brook instincts. You're
just gonna kick in ur game.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Brook, let's see how it goes. Our Brook is leaving
the studio so we can go over the rules. You
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (48:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National
Teacher's Day. In the movie Mean Girls, who plays the
teacher Miss Norberry, the world's tallest waterfall is located in
which continent? Erindale is the name of the kingdom From
what Disney.
Speaker 13 (49:17):
Movie, Oh, Sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Other than Paul? And what do bees collect from flowers
to make honey? Do you throw an answer if you
want what.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
You can?
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Hear the confidence in her voice every single time she
threw out an answer five seconds later. That was wonderful.
Now almost now our Brook is back in the studio here,
so let's learn a little bit more about our listener Brook.
Apparently she is a mom of two girls. They like
to go hiking and go to the beach and are
(50:04):
planning a trip to Missouri next week. What's in Missouri,
my sister, guys?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
You gonna say, Louis Archer makes sense.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yeah, I was like, what do you go and check
out Missouri? Yeah, I'm not the world's largest fork in Springfield, Missouri,
so really Yeah, it's thirty five feet tall.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
How far away is it from the world's largest spoon?
If I want to pasta.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah, they need to put them next to each other.
All right, Well, Missouri should be fun besides seeing your sister.
Anything else planned?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
No, not mine.
Speaker 9 (50:37):
She's like, we're just picking her up and taking her
out of Missouri.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Change my children, and then we can just drink wine.
It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Yeah, okay, good, we all support you. Now it's a
time for our Brooks to answer some questions. You ready, Yes,
your time starts now. Today is National Teacher's Day. In
the movie Mean Girls, who plays the teacher Miss Norberry,
the world's tallest waterfall is located in which.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Continent South America.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Erindale is the name of the kingdom from What Disney
other than paulin what do these collect from flowers to
make funny?
Speaker 12 (51:10):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Who was the US president during the Civil War?
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Lincoln?
Speaker 5 (51:15):
Okay, I think we're just gonna cut it. Yeah, I
think we can just It's just like you all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I think it's your first time.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
It was first time on the show.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Answer one question pretty much?
Speaker 12 (51:28):
I got a couple.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Is there an audience of people there with you right now?
Speaker 13 (51:34):
Yeah, I'm out running errands with my sister and.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Bred God because we could hear the chuckling.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
That's why I.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Should talk a crap about visiting.
Speaker 10 (51:46):
Go.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
But let's go to the scoreboard to see how you
both did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (51:50):
Why don't you tell him that your draft pick it up,
don't do this, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
I agree, Brook, you got zero. Yeah, we're not doing
it in reverse. And Brook Fox, yes, you obviously got
the dog with five cover.
Speaker 13 (52:14):
I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
God, what happened? You didn't Frozen?
Speaker 12 (52:20):
They're like, hang up, you know I've never seen Frozen.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Teacher's Day.
The teacher Miss Norberry in the movie Mean Girls is
Tina Fey. The tallest waterfall in the world is located
in South America. It's Angel Falls in Venezuela. Three thousand,
two hundred and twelve feet.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Wow, I want to go someday.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Which if you compare it to Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls
is only one hundred and seventy six feet three thousand.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
Niagara Falls is really why Yeah, it's a wh.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
Whe Aarondale is the name of the kingdom from Frozen
Other than Paul and Bees collect nectar to help make honey,
and the US president during the Civil War, that was
mister Abraham Lincoln. Yes, so, listener, Brooke, I'm sorry we
did not take it easy on your first God. Well,
you know what, just for being here, we're gonna give
(53:12):
you a pair of tickets to see j Balvin at
Climate Pledgerina on May sixteenth.
Speaker 12 (53:17):
Hey, oh, yay, that's actually it is.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Hey, well, I can't wait to talk to you again soon.
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 10 (53:26):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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