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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, brand new full hour for you right now
(00:02):
it starts. Yeah, is that backwards talk?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're losing me. You're honestly confusing.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
When does it start, like now or after we're done talking?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
So it's not started yet.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, it's like okay, hey, by the way, this is
Brook and Jeffries much for a Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Please.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Sometimes I talk backwards because my mom's from Oklahoma and
that's how they talk about there.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Sure it is like down there they talk that way.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
So like you said goodbye to people when you see
him first.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, people who know No, okay, no, no, And I
think I started backwards anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's backwards into.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Got to hurt my brain.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We got a full new hour for you with a
brand new Loser line. We got a brand new phone
tap today.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
And by the way, we do put.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The Loser Line clips like you can see video of
us in the studio if you want to or not
risk Yeah on our socials and.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Our YouTube Batbrook and Jeffrey. Yes, and we love highlighting
your comments.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, Rosie said, omg, I pulled out my cheesy popcorn
and jelly bellies.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
For the one that's going to be a prime listen.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, it was quite the combo.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, all right, your new full flower starts right now,
or right now, your full hour starts, whatever way you
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People are wondering if we've reached peak obsessive parenting yet
it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I say that because
a new product just came out that a lot of
people are talking about, and I wonder if Brooke would
be up for it, because Helicopter Parenting just got a
hardware upgrade.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Oh easy.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I didn't think people were doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I thought that was out Now It's like, what was
the one called Lighthouse parenting?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Is the new one? Oh, you're just the beacon out
in the distance here, I am.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Child, if you need me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Trying it?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What's the type of parenting where you don't let them
leave till well after they're.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Eighteen years old, just loving them, jeff.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But I'm talking about the shoebrand Sketches today because they've
launched a new kids sneaker line called Find My Sketchers,
which are basically normal shoes, but they have a secret,
hidden compartment underneath the insole tailor made for parents to
put Apple air tags.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
In so creepy, creep creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes, sleeps with her children every night like normal parents.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Although I will say there's some kids that need it
for different reasons.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, like there's some kids that have a hard
time following instructions.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Right, So it's a way to help track your kids
without anybody knowing, not even the kid. Yeah, you don't
want them knowing that kids.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I feel like they should make them for senior citizens.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You know, all those silver alerts that we have and
they're all wandering off.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, also a clever way for parents to locate their
child's lost.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Shoes because that happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Sizes run from toddler to eight years old, with prices
starting at fifty two bucks.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
The air tags are sold separate Suddenly both.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Suddenly people aren't all anti kid backpack leash, are they?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Because it's essentially the same thing. So just the digital
version broke.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
How many pairs of Find my Sketches are we buying
for Nora and Alder Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
None for them, but a couple for my husband.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, yeah, you're probably not interested because you already have
micro chips implanted in your children's bodies somewhere.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Duh, Those are just homing beacons, right, just.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Because you love them.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Anyway, We're gonna move on. Give to the shot.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Collar question of the day, with a man who still
doesn't realize his wife slipped an AirTag into his incision
during his appendectomy.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You're always gonna be found.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Because she loves you. So why I'm still using Yeah,
our digital producer, let's do it, sar Beef, coming out
of your recommend Today is National Face Mask Day.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
It's a holiday that encourages people to indulge in self
care by applying a nice high trading masks to pamper
your pores and saturate your skin with sweet goopy moistness.
But to stay you know, we're honoring a very different
kind of face mask, the kind you don't rinse offt
but put on for dramatic effect. Rather in movies, TV shows, entertainment.
(04:19):
It's time for a special asking for a masking edition of.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Twenty.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Okay, now you say number one through twenty. I'll tell
you about a film or TV series that features a
mysterious figure wearing a mask. I might ask you to
name the character, the actor, the movie, or the show.
You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game. Interesting,
We'll start with the woman who likes to use water
down mac and cheese powder as a cheap hydrating face mask.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yes, orange glow.
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
Number eight Alexis, you may receive no help from.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, And it's one that we're all gonna be like.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Here's your clue, Alexis. He's a billionaire with daddy issues
so bad he decided to dress like a flying rodent
and talk to himself. And Alley's.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yay, I do know if Batman.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Is Karp Brook. Eight is off the board.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Okay, give me nine nine, here's your clue.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Brook. He's often portrayed as the toughest and most aggressive
of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, which one wears a
red bandana to hide his identity.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You I know this one. Michelangelo has orange and Raphael
has red.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes? And positive?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I only know Michaelangelo.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's the blue and purple always get mixed up on Jose.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
Eight and nine have been chosen. How about a number.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Let's go number three for three.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
This psycho wears a hockey mask and never talks shows
up uninvited to Cabins in the woods, basically an introvert
with the machete. His first name is Jason. What's his last?
Speaker 12 (06:05):
You know?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Because I was like, which one is it?
Speaker 13 (06:06):
Jason or Michael? Because I don't watch a lot of
the old ones, the old horror movies.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I just started watching scary movies. But I do remember.
It's really weird.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
It's Jason voorhes for he s.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Did we're killing this last Jake?
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Jason out a number, Jeffrey, give me number eleven. Here's
your clue. He's got a sword, a horse, and a
major flair for dramatic entrances named this masked legend.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, I think are you using horse as a euphemism
or do you mean horse like a literal?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Literally? Jeff okay, different from the movie you watched last night.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
If it's a real horse and you're implying there's a
lot of man on man sword play action, it sounds
like that can only mean one thing. Yes, this must
be the nineteen forty nine production of The Lone Ranger,
starring Wild West legend Clayton Moore. That's not what I was.
My mom made me watch every episode of that show
to help me get the lead role in any gets
(07:08):
your gun so high, silver sword, Lone Ranger away, the
Lone Ranger.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Hardly, that's Zorro.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Excuse me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Lone Ranger doesn't have a sword, Dude, he's got a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, he's packing a sword.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
You have no idea Apple AirTag will find that thing.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Jeffrey's been eliminated for down to three people. We're talking
about masked people from film and television. Alexis and need
a number from you?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Twelve.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
He's got a metal mask, a cape and also Daddy issues,
Daddy issues in this. Yeah, it's not Kanye.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
This guy's from space.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Who is it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Space? A metal mask?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I can only think of one metal mask, I.
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Think, man, that's the Iron Man. Very good, Daddy, He's
not from space. From you, this is Darth Vader.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, I never.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Think of that black one being made of metal.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
No, Brook, We're down to you. You get this wrong.
And Jose's winning today?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Nineteen he's got a chainsaw, bad skin and Mommy issues.
What is up with this list? Name this Texas terror?
Speaker 13 (08:19):
What's the name?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
What is the name of them? It's the Texas Chainsaw massacre.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Guy it's from Texas.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
So kidding like Bill Wayne.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Wayne could be the lone ranger.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Issues in that show.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I feel like his name's Brad.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Last name, Yeah, No, Brad, Brook says just Brad. It's
not Brad.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
His name is Leatherface.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Oh, probably because of his leathery face.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
That's obviously his stage name, Brad. It was probably his
given name.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
That's right. You have one today's edition of.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Twenty Jose.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You get to choose who gets shocked, and they're going
to be singing in honor of masks.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Can't feel my face by the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Who's it going to be?
Speaker 13 (09:03):
I think Chainsaw Brad was pretty bad Brook.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I can't feel my face and I'm with you, but
I love it. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That is your shot collar question. The other day, we
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
For a long time, we've done our Hero of the week.
Why not shake it up today and do Victim of
the Week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Sounds like it's going to lead to a sad story.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No, how could that? How are you getting that from victim?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
How are you not getting that from.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Victims are our number one exports. So this week's honored
victim is Erica Khan, and looking back, Erica realizes she
made two big mistakes. First was choosing to forego health
insurance after she was laid off from her job. And
she said to herself, I'm young, I'm in good shape.
(10:03):
I don't need to waste my money getting health insurance.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She said money, yeah, or she said to herself, I
don't have a job and it can't afford.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
One thousand dollars a month at Cobra cost.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Yes, yes, maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But her second mistake was screaming when a wild bat
landed on her face and crawled into her mouth.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
God.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It happened while Erica was on vacation at the Glen
Canyon National Reserve in Arizona. She was out there irresponsibly
taking photos of the scenery at night. Well, she noticed
the few bats flying around, didn't really worry about them
till one flew directly up to her and got tangled
between her camera and her face.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Got you get the one done, bat, And.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's when Erica screamed and the bat went into her
mon Man, she doesn't know which part of the bat
or for how long, but she.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Estimates it was only a few seconds.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I think that probably feels like a lifetime. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So regardless, her father, who is a doctor, told her
she needed to go to the hospital within a day
or two and be gabies vaccinations against rabies. But remember,
she didn't have health insurance. But she did find a
policy online where accidents and life threatening emergencies are covered.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Really, so she went to the hospital for treatment and
they didn't find anything. Turns out no rabies. She was
totally okay.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh wait, she didn't even have to get the vaccination. No,
that's great.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
A month later, she did get a bill in the
mail for twenty thousand dollars. The emergency insurance policy she
found doesn't cover a damn thing. So even though she
was completely healthy and they didn't do any treatments on her,
she's still on the hook for twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
K And what's crazy is that hospital is probably still
going under and losing money to a hospital there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's what makes Erica our first victim of the week.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
That is so saget I love.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yes, it's gonna move on. We're gonna do.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Laser stories right after this.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's the radio segment that's starting a new charity called
Locks of Lump, where they take the hairballs that your
cat coughs up it and weaves them into stylish wigs
for hairless kittens. Donate your kiddies hairballs today. So laser
stories like patches of balls on the hairless jack. It's
(12:42):
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other football fashionistas just don't. This first laser story
is out of Los Angeles. Thirty year old woman named
Taffy do Guard was having a fun night.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I bet you can't have. Taffy always has a fun.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but I don't know if she remembers it. The
witnesses say they saw Taffy pull out a ladder from
a nearby shed and climb up onto the roof of
a parks and recreation building, then began dancing.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Heyy, and start a block party jet.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
She didn't have any music playing, but people could hear
her singing a tune and waving her arms, Hey davvy.
This happened around seven pm, so early enough that bystanders
gathered around and told Taffy to knock it off.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Why do I want her to be singing I'm a
laffy tavvy eh yah, laughy davvy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But for some reason, that only made her dance harder. Oh,
after about fifteen minutes, she got her second wind and
proceeded to climb the chimney and dance on top of that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
It's not high enough to start the real party jazz.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, and that's when things went from bad to worse
because somehow during Taffy's tap routine, she fell inside the chimney.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
She was.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
The makes it more impressive. Yes, I thought she.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Was going all out and got stuck about three feet
deep inside the chimney.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I guess that's better than falling to the very bottom.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, you know. Firefighters were able to hoist her to
safety using a rope system. Taffy was alert and conscious,
but had to be taken to a hospital. Authorities haven't
revealed what was going on, maybe because they have no
idea either. Witnesses say Taffy appeared to be under the
influence of something, but that hasn't been confirmed, or just tap.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Dance because yeah, it makes everybody want to dance.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Beat unclear if she was legitimately out of her mind,
or if she was planning to audition to become a
chimney sweep in a Mary Poppins reboot. It is Los Angeles,
so you never know. This next laser story is out
of Ohio. There's a woman named Tia McCreery who went
to a Kia dealership in February of last year to.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
My a car, Tia Kia.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
In the beginning, things were going smooth and the dealership
helps her finance it through a lending company.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I love my Keia.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
It's a great car.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, I seriously love it.
Speaker 15 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
It all went well and Tia was pre approved.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh yeah. But a month later, for whatever reason, the
company decided they didn't want to finalize her loan before
it closed. So the dealership went out and repossessed the
car while Tia was at work.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
And nobody got tempted.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
They said, okay, you can't take that back. Can you
take back.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Sias, Yeah, I've gotten my car repo. They can definitely
take back.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
That's if you're not making payments.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I didn't make payments for years.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Are insurance company rules, by the way.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
So she was not amused and If you know Tia,
she doesn't let things go like that. Yeah. So she
began looking into her legal options and discovered the car
dealership failed to renew the registration of their business name.
After that, it's some quick paperwork, and registered it under
(16:03):
her own name.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yes is real now, Oh.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Man, who can own a company like this?
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, kind of figuratively too.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And then she sent the dealership a cease and desist
letter telling them they couldn't use their own name because
it was now registered to her. The company sued her
and the case is still tied up in the courts.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh god, like more of a nightmare than she's gonna pay.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
A lot of money now, the most significant ruling so
far has gone in TIA's favor, so she's at least
succeeded in being a total thorn in their side.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Yeah, she has no matter how.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
This turns out. It's kind of amazing to see an
average person getting epic petty revenge like this.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's got a lot of time to think on the bus.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, even if there was some legitimacy to her loan
being rejected for whatever reason, we will keep you updated
on the situation. Yeah, I'm about to.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Go check and see if mazda.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Uh oh, look out.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
This next Lazer story is out of Vegas.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Nick Phillips and Heather Schrowing love entering contests and recently
they hit the jackpot with the Hellman's Mayonnaise Company by
winning an all expense paid Mayo marriage ceremony.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
People like, yeah, they're definitely white people.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Well what does that mean. Well, winners of the contest
package get a full ceremony with reception food, a professional photographer,
and five thousand dollars to cover all travel expenses. Amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's pretty cool, except for the mayonnaise part.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well, there is one catch to this. The officiant would
be the Hellman's mascot, Manny Mayo.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I mean, I'm glad people are taking marriage so seriously. Yeah,
so dude, he's in a tux though.
Speaker 15 (17:54):
You don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah, that's true. I'm showing a photo of it to everybody.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
We'll have the pictures up on our INSTA story is
a Brook and Jeffrey. But the couple decided, you know what,
let's do this and they got married in a chicken
tender dip themed wedding in Las Vegas.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Did they use Mayo to make ranch. Let's hope.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
No, dude, I'm gonna tell you fries dipped in mayonnaise.
It's the best thing ever.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Try it.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
It's a very French thing.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Nick and Heather were totally into it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
In their submission, the couple described themselves as Condiments Somaliaisonaise,
and they were notified that they'd won the contest less
than three weeks before the ceremony. But it's a lot
easier when a mayonnaise brand is handling all the logistics
for it. One of the couple's friends reported on it
for the Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Oh my god, you made it.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
There had the headline, A giant tub of mayonnaise married
my friends.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It looks really cute, And they said, I dip is
what the science says I do.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I did, guys, She said.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Hellman's initial had a dress code sending all the guests
a palette of mayonnaise colors. But they didn't end up
caring about it. And when marrying them, Manny Mayo said,
like chicken tender, dip and chicken tenders, marriage is a
beautiful union of two special flavors that just work together.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh a dry eye in the room.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The couple later read their actual vows over at Chippendale's
and you won't believe who married them at that ceremony. Yeah.
In fact, he was showing them exactly what to do
on their wedding night. That's just how he is. And
(19:41):
that sound means later. No, that sound means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's always awkward when somebody asks you about your body count.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh yeah, boy appropriate, It's like, mom, let it go,
stop asking me.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Is she just trying to compare notes?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
She wants to see who is a higher all the time.
But when you do get an answer from someone like,
let's say it's nine. I always assumed that meant you've
been with nine people.
Speaker 17 (20:21):
Yeah, but apparently that's not always true, because we have
a guy who has his own scoring system to break
down his body count, and it had the entire room
dying with laughter, also a little bit concerned.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Or dying inside is the good part.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm sure you'll feel the same when you hear it
in a brand new Loser line coming up right after this,
you is.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
This the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Good by.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works
like this.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey there,
I just need to know are you the Titanic?
Speaker 16 (21:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (21:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh, this is bad because your body is legendary and
I want to explore your lower decks. Whatever you do,
resist the urge to throw his wallet in the toilet
and tell him to explore that poop deck. Instead, tell
him to hold your waist while you stand up at
the bow of the bar, and that's when you give
(21:27):
him the digits to the loser line, and hopefully he
leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can play on
the air.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 16 (21:34):
Next message, what type of woman do you think I am?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You think it's okay to exchange.
Speaker 16 (21:41):
In numbers with someone as attractive as me and then
not reach out for twenty four hours? Who are you
calling other than me? Hi, You've reached for Veronica.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
You're calling this number?
Speaker 16 (21:54):
It means I gave it to you after three or
more drinks, or because he bragged about your crypto and.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
I liked it. That's the type you go for.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
I don't need you, you need me.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That didn't work on the guys in the room. You
were just extra turned on and wanting to call her immediately.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I kind of reached for my wallet when she said
that that you know what I gave up. I just
I love it when attractive people get the loser line
because they're so incredulous. They're like, how could you not
be interested in me?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And they don't even know that they're leaving the message.
At first, I thought she was mocking herself, and then
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Yeah, that's word, Samantha, it's ready. We never finished our
combo from yesterday. I I'm really into you, but I
do need to know your number. You know your your
body count. I'm serious, Like, you never answered me about that,
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even though I told your mind which is two and
a half, which I don't know why.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
It's just a half. That's what you said. It had
to be my take.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
All the cards on the table, extended family members should
count as full numbers. So I'm going with three, and
I'm not going to feel bad about it. It's just
something that happened anyways. I just think it's fair that
I know your number two. Is it bigger than.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
Two and a half or less?
Speaker 12 (23:27):
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm trying to do the math on that. Was it
two normal hookups and one cousin or five cousins up
to two and a half.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
And you're just adding all the halves together.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, I'm seven and a half now.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I was so against sharing body count because I don't
think it matters until that call.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
And that maybe that if there's a half, ever, what
is a quarter of him?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't need to.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Know you're the one asking.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, none of us.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
You do your thing and then report back to us
on what the percentages should be.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
It comes back to the decimal points somehow.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Oh god, we're in the middle of the loser line.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Remember we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and all the
podcast platforms, so you could find us there at Brooke
and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Let's go to the next clip.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
Next message.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Hi, Ray, it's from the singles mixer at Margaritaville. I
hope this isn't like weird of me to ask, but
I was wondering if maybe I could come by your
place sometime this weekend. It's just like, I really need
someplace to watch the latest season of The Great British Bakeoff.
I'm like halfway through this thing and my son of
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a check boyfriend, Charlie, apparently he found out I was
still using his Netflix account and anyhow the mother changed
the password on me again. So now I'm like totally
left in suspense. So like, hopefully you're around, or you know,
even if you're not, I wouldn't mind watching it by
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myself at your place. I can just put myself in.
I'm pretty tidy, I mean, hey, I clean, I mean toilet.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh next, or she could go over to my house
and watch it.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
We're get coming over to watch Netflix.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
She should be your new roommate.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Broa that place down and then bake you up something
nice for when she's done.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I love that people who watch a Great British Bakeoff
are the ones with the dirtiest mouse.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
Next.
Speaker 18 (25:34):
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Boyfriend you know.
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At courtroom energy.
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Like expert salesman. Yes, in the market for a reptile
until now, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
He thought that he was leaving a voicemail for a
real customer, not for a radio show, which honestly can
only mean one thing that Sherbert has not been adopted yet.
And if there's a reptile store near you with a
lizard named Sherbert in there, we are begging you to
go in and ask the clerk, is it okay if
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I hold your lizard and maybe touch tongues with it
just a little bit, just to see if we click.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Apparently she really likes the ladies.
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Yes, tongues stick to your tongue.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
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Speaker 8 (27:27):
Go have the's on a meal worm milkshake with.
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Speaker 8 (27:49):
Right there, your phone tap is coming up.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we know
clowns aren't exactly huge right now, not getting a ton
of bookings.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
For clowns trying to make the world happy.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Right and what just because of the stigma, Like, oh yeah,
I hired a clown once for a birthday party and
they ended up killing everyone.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But that has not happened.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Horror movie. I'm just saying it's a stigma. So clowns
are out, but magicians they're still hot.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
In fact, a man who goes by the name Tic
Tac is looking to get in touch with one, not
to book a performance, but for a more practical reason. Uh,
you'll find out in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Another Hi, Magic Entertainment, this is him. I'm not going
to help you.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Hey, is this like the Magic Show Place or whatever.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
We do have magicians and that we do for private
and corporate events. Are you interested in hiring someone?
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yeah, you're the place. That's awesome. Man, I found you.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Well, we are awesome. How can I help you today?
Speaker 19 (29:03):
Well, like my cousin theirdo, his nephew just had a
birthday or like maybe it was his niece's insignia.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I don't know, man, I've been going out of parties lately,
you know what I'm saying. All right, Anyways, they had
a magician there. I believe it was from your establishment.
Speaker 19 (29:17):
His name was like Presto Paul, or like paula depression
or something like, I don't remember.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
Paul. Well, I think all the magicians are depressed, but
they're all very good at what they do.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Oh, wait a minute, that was like a joker or something.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Yes, yes, I'm just trying to like it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh, you like magicians and comleans like this place? Man,
you're fine.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Well, I'm a little busy right now. But we do
have a magician. His name is Paul. Okay, maybe the
guy you're talking about. But i'd be happy to help
you book him.
Speaker 19 (29:51):
No, no, I'm good on that. But like, he did
something that blew me away. So yeah, have you seen
the trick he does? Well, he like escape a pair
of handcuffs while he was locked in a box.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
Crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yeah, a lot of him do that. It's very common.
Speaker 19 (30:10):
Oh well, I'd have to admit I've been in a
very similar situation. I would love to learn that skill set,
like maybe a future magic show.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Okay, so you need help getting out of handcuffs.
Speaker 19 (30:25):
Well, I mean everybody's been in a situation where you
need to get out of a pair of cops.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
It's a very valuable skill to have, like in case
of emergency.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
I've never been in handcuffs, so I don't know that
that's a valuable skill. Is there anything else?
Speaker 18 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (30:38):
I was just wondering if he could have come over
and like, you know, he could show me and I'll
have my cousin dress up as like a prison guard,
like or whatever.
Speaker 11 (30:46):
Okay, look, if you're trying to do some kind of
weird role playing situation, my company doesn't want to be
a part of that.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Okay, maybe I'm telling you about the wrong trick. I
think that's the problem here, you know, because did you
see the rabbit one.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
They're every single major and they have the rabbit trick.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
No, but like I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
Like, for example, let's say I'm in the middle of
a mall and all of a sudden, people's wallets just
start missing, and I'm just like running down the corridor
with my magic hat, like oh this one disappeared, this
one reappeared. Like I can help people find them. We'll
take them, you know, like whatever the situation requires.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
You know what, I think that you are trying to
learn magic for bad intentions. And I really don't like
this conversation.
Speaker 19 (31:27):
Oh hey, man, let's like Voldemort than Harry Potter, Like
I don't use dark magic or whatever.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I want the good magic.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
No.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
Sure, I'm saying that you are trying to use magic
to steal things and it's not appropriate.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, wait a minute, I never said that, you know.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
You implied it. No, you're announce that's how that we
need We don't. We don't want to partake in this
part of the behavior.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
This is just like a party trick, lady.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
Okay, I saw Paul Depresso or whatever his name is,
and he was doing something like song people in half.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
So these are tricks. You understand that they are illusions.
They're magic tricks. They're not real.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
No.
Speaker 19 (32:01):
But like, let's just say, like you found the body
and you want to cleanly disperse and get rid of.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It or whatever.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
You would call them nine one one if that happened. Okay, cops, man,
I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Oh, I mean, yeah, the cops.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
I should call the police because that's what a normal
citizen would do without warrants.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Okay, they're my best friends. I love the cops and
their little doggies.
Speaker 11 (32:25):
We're done here.
Speaker 19 (32:26):
Well, wait, all I asked for was for you to
teach me how to get out of handcuffs and make
bodies disappear and maybe animals.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
That's exactly why I'm getting off the phone.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh man, Sarah was right. Man, you really are mean,
you know, Sarah, like you're your coworker.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
What actually she.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Told me you have a good sense of humor.
Speaker 19 (32:44):
Because this is Jose from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on your.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (32:55):
I see you for me?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
You guys are nuts.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
We're not nuts, man.
Speaker 19 (33:03):
What's nuts is that you're withholding all of these beautiful
skills and information that the public needs to learn. I'm
stealing a barra of handcuffs right now as we speak.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
The Weeke Up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
On a dating app, Is it a flex to say
I'll fly out to come and meet you.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Absolutely it is.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I feel like it kind of is really compared to like, Hey,
I'll train out to come and meet you. I'll be
there in like four days.
Speaker 13 (33:33):
I've been planes on a flex.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I don't know what is man.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, I mean, I'm thankful this guy took a plane
ride to meet up with his date. I just wish
that the actual hangout went a little bit smoother. Nothing
that we can't fix by just being our natural charming
selves and arranging another date for them. You're gonna hear
what happened in your brand new second date update next
second date up date date. I've heard you can always
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trust people who have a five letter first name. Tyler Mason,
Vince the slap Chop guy before he got arrested. I
really trust him. You just feel safe talking to somebody
with five letters in their first name.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's Vincelachopal.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah, you could always trust him.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's why I get a really cozy feeling knowing our
listener on the phone right now has a five letter
first name, a guy named Corey c O R E
Y Corey. Your name alone means you have a lot
to live up to here. But welcome to the show man.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
How you doing, Thanks, I'm all right, How are you?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Does the girl that you met have a five letter
first name too?
Speaker 12 (34:43):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:44):
No, Sadly, I know that Jeff.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Was like so into this five letter thing. Nobody on
this show has a five letter dame.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, and that's how you know we're all pieces of garbage.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Alexis has the same amount.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Of letters as I do, almost Jeffy, Jeffy has five
letters in it.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
So yeah, I'm trustworthy and you can trust me with
your story. Corey, go ahead. What's the name of this
girl that you met?
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Her name is Alfon Alison.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
Let's call her Ali A L L I E. So
that I can approve of that way. Well, we do today,
So tell us about Alison.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Where did you meet her?
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Well? I met her on a dating app, and I
haven't had the best of luck. Like I've been on
the dating apps for a long time, and it's just
it's been a while since I made a real connection
with anybody.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
We hear that a lot about the apps. I don't
think you're alone in that at all.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Yeah, But Alice and I we like really hit it off.
And the only problem is shouldn't live in my town.
She was like a couple hours away by driving.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
You got a big radius on that appy.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
A couple of hours is a commitment.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, that's something you're willing to do.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yeah, it would have to be worth it, and I
decided it absolutely would be. She seemed into it too,
so we were like, how how do we do this?
And I had a pre weekend. I'm like, I'm free
next weekend. What if I fly up there?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Whoa, oh, fly I like how you're like, I'm not
driving a couple hours, get me out of plan I know,
but it takes the same amount of time at the end,
by the time you have to go to the airport,
check in, do all the stuff, it's the same amount
of time.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
I mean, that's her seeing all the effort that you're
willing to put in just to meet up with her.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Did you, like get a hotel or did you expect
to stay with her for the weekend.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
I didn't have expectations. I was like, you know, I
was prepared for it, but no, I got a hotel.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Okay, okay, but I didn't.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
I didn't have the hotel already booked. I was like,
I'll get one when I.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Need one, because you can't like cancel day of Also,
your name is Corey with five letters in it, so
she felt safe just being around you, knowing that in
itself she can trust.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Yeah, I mean I didn't. Hopefully I didn't make any
expectations that I was going to stay with her or whatever.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Hopefully she registers that. How did the meetup go?
Speaker 12 (37:00):
So we're like, let's just go to a restaurant, and
she suggested a chain restaurant, which is fine. It's probably
it's not the rest of I would have picked.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
He's disappointed.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
Yeah, it's great. The conversation flowed. There was lots of laughter.
We were playing this game where it was like, let's
look at the people around us and try to guess
what jobs that they would have. She was so funny.
She kept saying like uber driver, like she ran out
of guess and she just kept dousing the same thing.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Yeah, joke.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
He wasn't like super great at the game, but we
had to laugh about it.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Was there more than just a restaurant, I would assume
because you're there all weekend, right, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
Yeah, So we were like, you know, dinner was over
and there was a cheesecake factory next door.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
This is like the chain mecca.
Speaker 12 (37:54):
So it's like, let's get some dessert there, and we
were going to take it to go.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Where were you going to go?
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Well was the plan?
Speaker 12 (38:01):
We were just going to go to the park and
just hang out more.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
At night.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yeah, romantic, but.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
I mean I was floored by the prices actually at
cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Restaurants just right now are so expensive, you know, the
prices have gone.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
Up so much, and so we were just like it's
got one and we split it. Okay, So we went
to the park and we ate the cheesecake, have more
good conversation, and then then it was like, okay, let's
split up.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Oh okay. So she didn't invite you back to her place.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
She did not I would flying back the next night,
and so in my mind it was like, let's go
to bed and we can wake up early and you know,
then the next day with each other, they would.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You like brunch or something like before you leave a
lot of time with someone you don't know.
Speaker 19 (38:48):
Though, but also that's a good thing because you go
to the hotel in the morning, you text her say hi,
good morning, would you like to do something?
Speaker 13 (38:54):
And if she says no, then then you know it's
a no.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
There's freakentel, no breakfast, so.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
The lobby yet the waffle bar.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
I mean, it's no chain restaurant, but it'll do. So
what happened the next day.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
Well, so I did that. I texted her like let's
hang out and she didn't say no, but she was
just like, sorry, I have this my grandma has this thing,
and I can't hang out today.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I kind of sound maybe not, maybe it was just
a miscommunication, Like how good were you at being direct
when you're coming in like, hey, I want to see
you both days.
Speaker 12 (39:28):
I wasn't really because I didn't want to put any
pressure on her. But I was super disappointed though, because
we had hit it off, and like I flew.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Up there, yes and now and now she's not calling
you back.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
It was texted a few times, but like it feels
like a little different maybe, and so I can't figure
it out. I have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I mean, if Alison really wants to go to her
grandma's funeral over like spending more time with you, I
think that's a big red flag for her.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
So it was an activity with her alive grammar.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's how I read it. Jeff should have been more clear,
should have been more clear about that. And we're gonna
hold her feet to the fire when we come back
call her and get you. Let's you see what she
has to say when we do your second date update.
Right after this second date update. It is not a
good sign when you fly out of town for a
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first date and the person decides to hang out with
their grandma over you sign. Well, that's what kind of
happened to our listener, Corey. He traveled by plane to
meet up with a woman named Alison. They had dinner
and cheesecake one night, but the next day she told him, Oh, sorry,
I actually can't see you again. I'm chilling with my
(40:41):
Graham Graham today. So naturally, Corey's wondering, is this because
I did something wrong on her date? Or is her
grandma really just that cool? Brook please reassure Corey and
tell him he's cooler than a granny here.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
My grandma's always gonna come first. Grandma will go first.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
But grandma shouldn't take all day.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, like there should even Corey if it was like, hey,
can I just meet you for coffee before I fly out?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Did you can I bring my grandma or coffee?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Did you ask that?
Speaker 12 (41:13):
I mean, I guess I guess I should have offered that.
I don't really I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Okay, Yeah, I mean maybe that's all it is.
Speaker 12 (41:19):
But I'm still holding out hope that this is gonna
work out. Okay, So I really appreciate you all doing
this for me.
Speaker 13 (41:24):
Well, I also thinking maybe it's sunk in too that
you had to get on a flight like this.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Long distancing may not work.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's hard for long term relationships to be long distance,
let alone starting a brand new one longestance.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
I've never heard that. I've heard long distance is easy.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
So let's hope that Alison agrees. I'm going to call
her right now, hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 18 (41:42):
But here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Hello, Hey, is this Alison?
Speaker 15 (41:56):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (41:56):
Who is this?
Speaker 15 (41:57):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (41:58):
You don't have to be afraid a radio show. We're
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Don't ever start with you don't have to be says,
don't be scared of us.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
We're a really friendly group.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Of male and female hosts on the radio.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Why do I not want to be lumped in with you?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Safe space here? Allison?
Speaker 19 (42:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Are you still there?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Hi, okay, sorry for phrasing it that way, but you're
on the radio right now and we're doing a segment
it's called a second Date Update. We're trying to get
some help for one of our listeners that you went
out with recently, a guy named Corey.
Speaker 12 (42:33):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Was quigg you know who exactly Corey is?
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Yeah, I mean talk about someone who has no self awareness?
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Yeah, I know Corey no self awareness.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh that would explain why he has no clue why
you're not calling him back.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, Like, clearly he's not aware of what he did wrong.
Because we heard the story from him about your hangout.
We didn't pick up any red flags based on what
we heard from him.
Speaker 15 (43:01):
That's laughable.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Oh, my, will help enlighten us because we're just trying
to help Corey figure out what he did wrong.
Speaker 15 (43:09):
I mean, I don't know, he needs like a chivalry
class or like social basics, like interactions one on one.
But he was so rude, Like wow, what he was
rude to you? Yeah, like our first conversation, I sit
down and he notices my nose ring and he's like, oh,
how long have you had that? And I said a
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couple of years. I was like why and he says, oh,
because I'm trying to understand how many daddy issues you have?
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Whoa gosh from.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
A nose piercing exact no associates daddy issues and nose pills.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
Yeah, clearly, clearly Corey does.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Was he trying to make a joke and it just
didn't land right? Like maybe that's no.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
I mean, if that had been the only thing.
Speaker 20 (44:00):
But I was like, okay, maybe he's nervous, maybe he's
like we just don't get each other's humor. But then
we're like playing this game where we're like picking out
the jobs for people around us.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
And it's like, fine, yeah, we heard about that.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Everyone was uber drivers, right right?
Speaker 15 (44:16):
Yeah, I mean that came after what he said my
job was. So I was just kind of in shock.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Wait, wait he picked out a job for you.
Speaker 15 (44:25):
He picked out a job for me, and he goes,
I have a job for you, and I was like
oh okay, and he's like it would be groupie what.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Groupy, Like you'd be some desperate woman following a band around.
Speaker 20 (44:36):
As a job exactly.
Speaker 11 (44:38):
And I was like a good joke.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Really yeah, maybe he meant it in like you seem
like a fun type of girl.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't think a group is ever a good thing.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's a good thing for the band.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
D that know, usually people.
Speaker 15 (44:56):
It was so weird, Wow, would you tell someone that?
And I told him that's offensive and he's like, oh,
just based on your nose ring, you know, based.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
On how your dressed, based dress yes.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
I was like okay, I'm done. But we left the
restaurant and then I was already over it. And then
he was like, oh, this cheesecake. Let's go to cheesecake.
Speaker 20 (45:17):
Factory, which he suggested, and I was like, okay, yeah,
that's fine. Whatever, Let's see how this goes. And he
asked what the price is and looks at me and
he goes, oh, so are you going to get your
card out?
Speaker 8 (45:30):
What he asked you to get your card out to pay?
Speaker 15 (45:34):
Yeah? And I'm like, what you asked me on a date?
You suggested cheesecake. If this was breaking your bank, why
did you say come in here?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Well you are the host, because he's the one flying
in town. So a lot of times the host is
supposed to pay for stuff like meals. But I don't know,
it seems like a little bit of a stress.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
That is more than a little bit of a stretch. Jeff, again,
what she said, he suggested going to cheesecake. He's the
one that asked her out.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
He paid, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (46:02):
Then he we got like one piece and we split it,
which he ate mostly, And I'm like, this is so weird.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
That's your red flag.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Worse than the offensive comments.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
He's probably guy it wouldn't share his.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Cries, right, So no doubt there's some questionable stuff being
said by him, but there's always two sides to every story.
We should at least at a minimum, hear what Corey
has to say about it, because he is on the
other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No way, actually he is, and I'm sure he just
wants to apologize.
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Alison. I just feel like, I feel like you just
left out all the good parts.
Speaker 8 (46:42):
Oh good parts.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
Well, you left out all the good parts, and you
just said all this stuff that you have problems with.
I didn't even know you had problems with because you
didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Oh, she told you was offensive? Is Alison even still there?
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (46:53):
What do you mean you didn't know I had a problem?
I said, that's offensive when it is calling anyone a
groupie a positive interaction.
Speaker 12 (47:02):
I mean it was kind of like a joke, but
also it's just kind of like your vibe, right.
Speaker 15 (47:05):
Like my vill like a fun but like a fun vibe.
You know you like me, but I'm the groupie.
Speaker 12 (47:17):
I didn't mean any disrespect. Like that movie almost famous,
like the Penny Lane, like she's.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Like her.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
It was a really bad cycle that she was in.
If you watch the whole movie.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
But it sounds like you're really defensive and you didn't
expect that she was offended.
Speaker 12 (47:33):
No, no, I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
So I think, maybe just take a deep breath and
use this opportunity to apologize and own some of them.
Speaker 12 (47:41):
I don't apologize. I don't know what she's mad about.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You told her she had daddy issues. Corey, you gotta apologize.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
Maybe I didn't say. No, I didn't say she had
daddy issues. All right. It's just like my personal experience
is that usually girls with those rings usually have some
kind of daddy issues. And it's not even I'm not
even saying like it's bad. It's like it's just a thing.
Speaker 15 (48:00):
WHOA, you have a lot of issues? What are you?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Okay? Issues aside, it is interesting that you didn't tell us, Corey,
that you asked Alison to pay for the cheesecake.
Speaker 12 (48:13):
I'm supposed to pay for everything.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Well, why just because you were the one who suggested
getting the cheesecake Alison? Tell Corey how you felt during
that moment when he asked you to pay for the dessert.
Speaker 15 (48:24):
I was like, Wow, this guy is a loser.
Speaker 12 (48:31):
Whatever, I'm a loser, but what you want me to
just take care of you like I'm your daddy. Sound
like you've got daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I want you.
Speaker 15 (48:39):
I want you to never take care of me. I
want you to never talk to me. That's why you
didn't hear from me.
Speaker 12 (48:45):
Thank you. I wish you just told me that in
the first place, instead of stringing me along.
Speaker 15 (48:49):
I didn't string you along. I made up a lie
about my grandma. I didn't string you along.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Oh wait, you lied there. There was no hangout with
your grandma on the next day.
Speaker 15 (48:59):
I was trying to be kind, but like I didn't
know he was going to call a radio station and
air out that he was.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
I thought that we had daddy issues, but apparently it's
granny issues that we've got going on. So before we
let you go do that, we have to we offer
you a chance to meet up one more time, and
we will pay for the second date for at least
the dinner.
Speaker 15 (49:20):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Didn't even you finish your sentence?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Wow, so rude.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
We're being sarcastic, Alison. Sorry, I had to go through that.
Speaker 12 (49:31):
What about me? I just can like drag through the mud.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, I know you feel that way, buddy. That was
that was your own dragging though, buddy.
Speaker 8 (49:40):
Comment looking down on your So Corey, it's not going
to be another day with Allison.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
It's a no from her obviously.
Speaker 12 (49:50):
Fine, but good news.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
You're back on to the dating apps, just where you
want to be great, catch more awesome, don't have to
girls in the morning. I know we were arguing a
lot about groupies there for a second, but it is
interesting that none of us said groupie isn't technically a profession.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I know that's because we've watched too many reality shows
people say anything is a profession anymore.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I mean, if I were her, I would have said,
that's not a job for like one, you have to
guess you need to pick again.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
You wouldn't be offended, it's just inaccurate.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, it would have been.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
A lot of I mean, it has a purse, but
you're not on a payroll.
Speaker 9 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I think you're kind of missing the point of what
she was upset about. But sure, Jeff, Yeah that's it.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
But there was no good match happening between the two
of them.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It's just too bad Corey had to fly out in
order to figure that information out. He takes it as
a learning experience for what not to do. And what
not to say, and what body piercings not to draw
dumb conclusions from.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Okay, yeah, because he sounds like a guy who's really
open to change.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
So if you ever need help with your dating life,
you can always email the show. We'll call that person
who's not calling you back and go check out all
of our second dates. Wherever you get your podcasts, they're
up at Brook and.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Fifteen years ago, we could have never seen this coming.
But now we live in a day and age where
you can get literally any item, any product you want,
delivered right to your front door in forty eight hours
or less.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Amazing. My kids are so spoiled. It took a week
once for a delivery. They're like, what is this? Why
isn't it here?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Send it back? I don't even want it, is your problem?
Oh my god. Literally anything toilet trees, it's crazy, furniture,
an OJ Simpson costume for your dog, sell everything in Amazon.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
And a little white electric.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
So cute. The only thing you can't get delivered from
there is true love. Oh yeah, jeff I mean cheap
love we get, but true ones. For that you need
to go to a different website, and we're gonna take
you there next because it's a brand new Craigslist misconnection.
Speaker 8 (52:09):
We're doing it right after this.
Speaker 9 (52:12):
City Misconnections that was staring.
Speaker 8 (52:16):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members Lounge, which
is actually they do and it's located in the kitchen
of the airport Chili's.
Speaker 13 (52:33):
Kitchen.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have to run the food
out though. The other is on the pages of craigslist
dot org. We scour that website every week to find
the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this
first one titled Peak at My Tiny Picasso Man for
Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read
(52:54):
this how I think this guy would probably sound. You
may remember me, the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke
with that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slack.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Please tell me it was a shape of a g.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
We shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
I do like some Cubism. Honestly, you asked me what.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
All the noises were for. I responded by educating you
about properly examining works of art, and if it so
happens to move you emotionally, then it's strongly encouraged to
let out a slight moan or a gurgle of appreciation,
A gurgle.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
I've said a lot of time at galleries. I don't
think that's actually Is this the Mona Lisa?
Speaker 3 (53:43):
You really love it? You said you thought I was
in the beginning stages of having a stroke after checks out,
try a thought at the notion thought. I took a
gander at you, and then my body made some gurgling
noises of what in front of me stood a stoic,
(54:03):
green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo
of a single piece of bacon.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
I love this woman, I do too.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I
offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you
had no bus money.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
Oh that was a st yeah gurgle. Guy needs to
calm down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
You declined and walked away. If we never meet again,
I will always ponder about the deeper meaning of that
bacon tattoo.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Did it represent your childhood trauma or were you protesting
to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? I
will wait for your answer.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
You knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Sign Andrew's next misconnection titled will you be My Forever?
L cappy Tan?
Speaker 8 (54:58):
Okay that woman for man? He's climbing gym Oh, I
get it out.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but
I almost didn't want to get close because I was
afraid you'd smell like him too.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
There are some people that look like they smell you know.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I was the cutie with the box braid and tried
to get your attention by stretching next to you.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
Oh, look at me, I can touch my knees.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,
but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
But let's not bring our dads into this all.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed
your arm and said, not so fast, mister dazed and aroused,
Oh you're coming with me.
Speaker 15 (55:45):
I like her.
Speaker 8 (55:46):
I asked you to.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
Spot me on my first bouldering session, and I was
so proud of myself I almost made.
Speaker 8 (55:53):
It about halfway up the wall.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Oh, it's good, But I realized you weren't enjoying the
view like I thought you were, So I did the
only thing I could think of to get close to you.
I screamed, trust full, and wouldn't you know it, I
landed right on top of you, my hero. Anyways, I
(56:17):
wasn't able to get your name before the paramedics took care.
Speaker 12 (56:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
I hope you get better soon and feel all right?
All right, all right, let's try another fun hobby together.
Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends call me Turnip.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl
from the.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
First just walking in circles. This next misconnection is titled
Every Kiss Begins with Spray Pepper Spray Man for Woman
thirties jewelry store. Oh, I was shopping for an engagement
ring when you walked in blondaired beauty with librarian glasses
(56:58):
and proposed to me. Pumps on your feet. No, don't worry,
I don't have a fiance or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Why are you shopping for an engagement rate?
Speaker 3 (57:06):
I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's
why I was in the store. I was the eager
gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I
worked there, and asked if I could help you. Oh,
you told me that you needed to get your engagement
band resized, and I said, no problem. And then I
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asked you about your personal life, like it.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
Is a problem for her because you're not gonna be
able to do anything.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
I gave you a piece of advice, Like my grandmother
always told me, one of the keys to a successful
marriage is having separate bathrooms.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
Onto something here, I hear more.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because
I asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet.
If you do, it could be a sign that you
shouldn't go through with the wedding.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It's all about the toilet.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Before you could.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
Answer, I was escorted out of the building by a
very moon security guard who pepper sprayed me when I
tried to come back in and say goodbye.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Why I feel like that security guard knows this guy's
first name.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Now I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store. Oh,
if you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms
in my apartment. One is just for you. That we
do have to share the toilet paper though, and that's
signed Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make
cuts where you can.
Speaker 8 (58:38):
Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.
Speaker 9 (58:41):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Got a new player to the show today. She's been
a fan actually since she was in high school six
years ago, and she just graduated college with a degree
in English and literary studies. Translation, she is broke as
a joke. Yeah, so let's welcome Pennyless Peyton to the show.
Speaker 18 (59:12):
And how you doing?
Speaker 11 (59:14):
Hey, guys, I'm doing good.
Speaker 12 (59:16):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (59:18):
What's your favorite pennyless dinner for? What's your college hack
right now? Peyton?
Speaker 12 (59:23):
Oh, it's got to be like using my boyfriend's credit card.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
That's a good trick.
Speaker 12 (59:32):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 5 (59:34):
Put him in debt.
Speaker 8 (59:36):
What kind of job are you looking to land?
Speaker 12 (59:38):
I would love to be a writer somehow.
Speaker 20 (59:41):
But I did a little bit of radio in college actually,
so i'd love to do something in radio radio.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
Where's the laugh track?
Speaker 3 (59:50):
Play the laugh track?
Speaker 8 (59:51):
When she says she wants to get your radio you just.
Speaker 5 (59:56):
You just want to do all the jobs that AI
is going to take.
Speaker 20 (01:00:00):
Oh yeah, okay, oh my gosh Ai is taking my
entire life apparently to us too.
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
We're in the same boat.
Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
But a I can't take your boyfriend's credit card?
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Well actually actually maybe, I mean maybe I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
Probably yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Well, at least if you beat Brook you can get
something out of this today. So Brook's gonna leave the studio.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (01:00:26):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
two thousand and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B
and B stand for?
Speaker 12 (01:00:34):
Bed and breakfast?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Cats have four claws on each back paw? How many
do they have on their front?
Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
Ones? Five?
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Before it was a language app What real stone helps
scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael
Jackson's the king of pop? Who's considered the queen of pop?
Speaker 12 (01:00:53):
Oh, Mariah Carey?
Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
On the periodic table? What element does H represent?
Speaker 15 (01:01:00):
Helium?
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
That's great, good work, Haydon. Brook's gonna come back into
the studio here and says, you're living at home with
your parents right now.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
How are your parents feeling.
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
They love me?
Speaker 12 (01:01:18):
I like to think my mom told me not to
move out, so I'm gonna take it as a sign
as they.
Speaker 18 (01:01:23):
Want me there.
Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
They're not freaking out about your work.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Who's freaking out more? You or your parents?
Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
Oh? Definitely me.
Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
I want to get there, Brook, your turn?
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Are you ready? Ready?
Speaker 12 (01:01:35):
You got this?
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B and B
stand for?
Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
That?
Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
And breakfast?
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Cats have four claws.
Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
On each back paw? How many do they have on
their front?
Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
Ones?
Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Before it was a language app? What real stone helped
scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael
Jackson is the king of pop? Who's considered the queen
of pop?
Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Madonna?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
On the periodic table? What element does H represent?
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Helium?
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
In eighteen oh three, which world leader sold the Louisiana
territory to the United States?
Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Sing louis.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Let's see if any of that's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
After we head on over to the scoreboard to check
the score with Jose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I'm an early bird and I'm a night out, so
I'm wise and I have worms.
Speaker 13 (01:02:24):
But it's true, Peyton, you got three correct today.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Yay, that's a.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Pretty good score.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
That is a good score.
Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
Brook four.
Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
That's just life wisdom there, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna get a lot of that over the
next few years of your life. But let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Airbnb was launched. The B and B stands
for bed and breakfast.
Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yeah, I haven't gotten one breakfast at any of my
Airbnb is No, they really don't provide that advertisement.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Cats up four claws on each backpaw. They have five
claws on each of their front ones. Before it was
a language app Rosetta stone is the actual physical stone
that helps scholars decode hieroglyphics. Michael Jackson is the King
of Pop, the Queen of Pop is Madonna. On the
periodic table, H represents hydrogen, and the Louisiana Territory was
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sold to the United States by Napoleon Napoleon Bonaparte because
he needed more money to fund his wars. So, Peyton,
it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But you're
not leaving empty handed. Just for being here, we're giving
you a pair of tickets to see musicians A Jar
with m By Hoold at the Washington State Fair. Oh sweet,
(01:03:38):
thank you so much. Yeah plus Fair.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
And hey, go do something nice for your mom today,
like a load of laundry, some dishes.
Speaker 12 (01:03:47):
Oh I do. She makes sure I earn my keep.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Okay, enough about your mom.
Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
Steal your boyfriend's credit card and bias launch.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Okay, I might have you, and then you're welcome back anytime. Okay, Peyton,
we're gonna do Windbrooks Books the same time
Speaker 9 (01:04:01):
Tomorrow brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
All right, brand new full hour for you right now
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it starts. Yeah, is that backwards talk?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're losing me. You're honestly confusing.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
When does it start, like now or after we're done talking?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
So it's not started yet.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, it's like okay, hey, by the way, this is
Brook and Jeffries much for a Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Please.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Sometimes I talk backwards because my mom's from Oklahoma and
that's how they talk about there.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Sure it is like down there they talk that way.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
So like you said goodbye to people when you see
him first.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, people who know No, okay, no, no, And I
think I started backwards anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's backwards into.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Got to hurt my brain.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We got a full new hour for you with a
brand new Loser line. We got a brand new phone
tap today.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
And by the way, we do put.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The Loser Line clips like you can see video of
us in the studio if you want to or not
risk Yeah on our socials and.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Our YouTube Batbrook and Jeffrey. Yes, and we love highlighting
your comments.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, Rosie said, omg, I pulled out my cheesy popcorn
and jelly bellies.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
For the one that's going to be a prime listen.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, it was quite the combo.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, all right, your new full flower starts right now,
or right now, your full hour starts, whatever way you
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People are wondering if we've reached peak obsessive parenting yet
it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I say that because
a new product just came out that a lot of
people are talking about, and I wonder if Brooke would
be up for it, because Helicopter Parenting just got a
hardware upgrade.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Oh easy.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I didn't think people were doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I thought that was out Now It's like, what was
the one called Lighthouse parenting?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Is the new one? Oh, you're just the beacon out
in the distance here, I am.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Child, if you need me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Trying it?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What's the type of parenting where you don't let them
leave till well after they're.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Eighteen years old, just loving them, jeff.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But I'm talking about the shoebrand Sketches today because they've
launched a new kids sneaker line called Find My Sketchers,
which are basically normal shoes, but they have a secret,
hidden compartment underneath the insole tailor made for parents to
put Apple air tags.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
In so creepy, creep creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes, sleeps with her children every night like normal parents.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Although I will say there's some kids that need it
for different reasons.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, like there's some kids that have a hard
time following instructions.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Right, So it's a way to help track your kids
without anybody knowing, not even the kid. Yeah, you don't
want them knowing that kids.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I feel like they should make them for senior citizens.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You know, all those silver alerts that we have and
they're all wandering off.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, also a clever way for parents to locate their
child's lost.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Shoes because that happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Sizes run from toddler to eight years old, with prices
starting at fifty two bucks.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
The air tags are sold separate Suddenly both.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Suddenly people aren't all anti kid backpack leash, are they?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Because it's essentially the same thing. So just the digital
version broke.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
How many pairs of Find my Sketches are we buying
for Nora and Alder Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
None for them, but a couple for my husband.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, yeah, you're probably not interested because you already have
micro chips implanted in your children's bodies somewhere.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Duh, Those are just homing beacons, right, just.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Because you love them.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Anyway, We're gonna move on. Give to the shot.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Collar question of the day, with a man who still
doesn't realize his wife slipped an AirTag into his incision
during his appendectomy.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You're always gonna be found.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Because she loves you. So why I'm still using Yeah,
our digital producer, let's do it, sar Beef, coming out
of your recommend Today is National Face Mask Day.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
It's a holiday that encourages people to indulge in self
care by applying a nice high trading masks to pamper
your pores and saturate your skin with sweet goopy moistness.
But to stay you know, we're honoring a very different
kind of face mask, the kind you don't rinse offt
but put on for dramatic effect. Rather in movies, TV shows, entertainment.
(04:19):
It's time for a special asking for a masking edition of.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Twenty.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Okay, now you say number one through twenty. I'll tell
you about a film or TV series that features a
mysterious figure wearing a mask. I might ask you to
name the character, the actor, the movie, or the show.
You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game. Interesting,
We'll start with the woman who likes to use water
down mac and cheese powder as a cheap hydrating face mask.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yes, orange glow.
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
Number eight Alexis, you may receive no help from.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, And it's one that we're all gonna be like.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Here's your clue, Alexis. He's a billionaire with daddy issues
so bad he decided to dress like a flying rodent
and talk to himself. And Alley's.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yay, I do know if Batman.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Is Karp Brook. Eight is off the board.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Okay, give me nine nine, here's your clue.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Brook. He's often portrayed as the toughest and most aggressive
of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, which one wears a
red bandana to hide his identity.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You I know this one. Michelangelo has orange and Raphael
has red.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes? And positive?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I only know Michaelangelo.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's the blue and purple always get mixed up on Jose.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
Eight and nine have been chosen. How about a number.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Let's go number three for three.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
This psycho wears a hockey mask and never talks shows
up uninvited to Cabins in the woods, basically an introvert
with the machete. His first name is Jason. What's his last?
Speaker 12 (06:05):
You know?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Because I was like, which one is it?
Speaker 13 (06:06):
Jason or Michael? Because I don't watch a lot of
the old ones, the old horror movies.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I just started watching scary movies. But I do remember.
It's really weird.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
It's Jason voorhes for he s.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Did we're killing this last Jake?
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Jason out a number, Jeffrey, give me number eleven. Here's
your clue. He's got a sword, a horse, and a
major flair for dramatic entrances named this masked legend.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, I think are you using horse as a euphemism
or do you mean horse like a literal?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Literally? Jeff okay, different from the movie you watched last night.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
If it's a real horse and you're implying there's a
lot of man on man sword play action, it sounds
like that can only mean one thing. Yes, this must
be the nineteen forty nine production of The Lone Ranger,
starring Wild West legend Clayton Moore. That's not what I was.
My mom made me watch every episode of that show
to help me get the lead role in any gets
(07:08):
your gun so high, silver sword, Lone Ranger away, the
Lone Ranger.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Hardly, that's Zorro.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Excuse me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Lone Ranger doesn't have a sword, Dude, he's got a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, he's packing a sword.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
You have no idea Apple AirTag will find that thing.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Jeffrey's been eliminated for down to three people. We're talking
about masked people from film and television. Alexis and need
a number from you?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Twelve.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
He's got a metal mask, a cape and also Daddy issues,
Daddy issues in this. Yeah, it's not Kanye.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
This guy's from space.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Who is it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Space? A metal mask?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I can only think of one metal mask, I.
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Think, man, that's the Iron Man. Very good, Daddy, He's
not from space. From you, this is Darth Vader.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, I never.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Think of that black one being made of metal.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
No, Brook, We're down to you. You get this wrong.
And Jose's winning today?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Nineteen he's got a chainsaw, bad skin and Mommy issues.
What is up with this list? Name this Texas terror?
Speaker 13 (08:19):
What's the name?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
What is the name of them? It's the Texas Chainsaw massacre.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Guy it's from Texas.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
So kidding like Bill Wayne.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Wayne could be the lone ranger.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Issues in that show.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I feel like his name's Brad.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Last name, Yeah, No, Brad, Brook says just Brad. It's
not Brad.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
His name is Leatherface.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Oh, probably because of his leathery face.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
That's obviously his stage name, Brad. It was probably his
given name.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
That's right. You have one today's edition of.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Twenty Jose.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You get to choose who gets shocked, and they're going
to be singing in honor of masks.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Can't feel my face by the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Who's it going to be?
Speaker 13 (09:03):
I think Chainsaw Brad was pretty bad Brook.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I can't feel my face and I'm with you, but
I love it. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That is your shot collar question. The other day, we
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
For a long time, we've done our Hero of the week.
Why not shake it up today and do Victim of
the Week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Sounds like it's going to lead to a sad story.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No, how could that? How are you getting that from victim?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
How are you not getting that from.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Victims are our number one exports. So this week's honored
victim is Erica Khan, and looking back, Erica realizes she
made two big mistakes. First was choosing to forego health
insurance after she was laid off from her job. And
she said to herself, I'm young, I'm in good shape.
(10:03):
I don't need to waste my money getting health insurance.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She said money, yeah, or she said to herself, I
don't have a job and it can't afford.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
One thousand dollars a month at Cobra cost.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Yes, yes, maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But her second mistake was screaming when a wild bat
landed on her face and crawled into her mouth.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
God.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It happened while Erica was on vacation at the Glen
Canyon National Reserve in Arizona. She was out there irresponsibly
taking photos of the scenery at night. Well, she noticed
the few bats flying around, didn't really worry about them
till one flew directly up to her and got tangled
between her camera and her face.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Got you get the one done, bat, And.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's when Erica screamed and the bat went into her
mon Man, she doesn't know which part of the bat
or for how long, but she.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Estimates it was only a few seconds.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I think that probably feels like a lifetime. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So regardless, her father, who is a doctor, told her
she needed to go to the hospital within a day
or two and be gabies vaccinations against rabies. But remember,
she didn't have health insurance. But she did find a
policy online where accidents and life threatening emergencies are covered.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Really, so she went to the hospital for treatment and
they didn't find anything. Turns out no rabies. She was
totally okay.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh wait, she didn't even have to get the vaccination. No,
that's great.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
A month later, she did get a bill in the
mail for twenty thousand dollars. The emergency insurance policy she
found doesn't cover a damn thing. So even though she
was completely healthy and they didn't do any treatments on her,
she's still on the hook for twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
K And what's crazy is that hospital is probably still
going under and losing money to a hospital there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's what makes Erica our first victim of the week.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
That is so saget I love.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yes, it's gonna move on. We're gonna do.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Laser stories right after this.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's the radio segment that's starting a new charity called
Locks of Lump, where they take the hairballs that your
cat coughs up it and weaves them into stylish wigs
for hairless kittens. Donate your kiddies hairballs today. So laser
stories like patches of balls on the hairless jack. It's
(12:42):
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other football fashionistas just don't. This first laser story
is out of Los Angeles. Thirty year old woman named
Taffy do Guard was having a fun night.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I bet you can't have. Taffy always has a fun.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but I don't know if she remembers it. The
witnesses say they saw Taffy pull out a ladder from
a nearby shed and climb up onto the roof of
a parks and recreation building, then began dancing.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Heyy, and start a block party jet.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
She didn't have any music playing, but people could hear
her singing a tune and waving her arms, Hey davvy.
This happened around seven pm, so early enough that bystanders
gathered around and told Taffy to knock it off.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Why do I want her to be singing I'm a
laffy tavvy eh yah, laughy davvy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But for some reason, that only made her dance harder. Oh,
after about fifteen minutes, she got her second wind and
proceeded to climb the chimney and dance on top of that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
It's not high enough to start the real party jazz.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, and that's when things went from bad to worse
because somehow during Taffy's tap routine, she fell inside the chimney.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
She was.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
The makes it more impressive. Yes, I thought she.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Was going all out and got stuck about three feet
deep inside the chimney.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I guess that's better than falling to the very bottom.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, you know. Firefighters were able to hoist her to
safety using a rope system. Taffy was alert and conscious,
but had to be taken to a hospital. Authorities haven't
revealed what was going on, maybe because they have no
idea either. Witnesses say Taffy appeared to be under the
influence of something, but that hasn't been confirmed, or just tap.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Dance because yeah, it makes everybody want to dance.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Beat unclear if she was legitimately out of her mind,
or if she was planning to audition to become a
chimney sweep in a Mary Poppins reboot. It is Los Angeles,
so you never know. This next laser story is out
of Ohio. There's a woman named Tia McCreery who went
to a Kia dealership in February of last year to.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
My a car, Tia Kia.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
In the beginning, things were going smooth and the dealership
helps her finance it through a lending company.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I love my Keia.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
It's a great car.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, I seriously love it.
Speaker 15 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
It all went well and Tia was pre approved.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh yeah. But a month later, for whatever reason, the
company decided they didn't want to finalize her loan before
it closed. So the dealership went out and repossessed the
car while Tia was at work.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
And nobody got tempted.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
They said, okay, you can't take that back. Can you
take back.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Sias, Yeah, I've gotten my car repo. They can definitely
take back.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
That's if you're not making payments.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I didn't make payments for years.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Are insurance company rules, by the way.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
So she was not amused and If you know Tia,
she doesn't let things go like that. Yeah. So she
began looking into her legal options and discovered the car
dealership failed to renew the registration of their business name.
After that, it's some quick paperwork, and registered it under
(16:03):
her own name.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yes is real now, Oh.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Man, who can own a company like this?
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, kind of figuratively too.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And then she sent the dealership a cease and desist
letter telling them they couldn't use their own name because
it was now registered to her. The company sued her
and the case is still tied up in the courts.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh god, like more of a nightmare than she's gonna pay.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
A lot of money now, the most significant ruling so
far has gone in TIA's favor, so she's at least
succeeded in being a total thorn in their side.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Yeah, she has no matter how.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
This turns out. It's kind of amazing to see an
average person getting epic petty revenge like this.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's got a lot of time to think on the bus.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, even if there was some legitimacy to her loan
being rejected for whatever reason, we will keep you updated
on the situation. Yeah, I'm about to.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Go check and see if mazda.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Uh oh, look out.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
This next Lazer story is out of Vegas.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Nick Phillips and Heather Schrowing love entering contests and recently
they hit the jackpot with the Hellman's Mayonnaise Company by
winning an all expense paid Mayo marriage ceremony.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
People like, yeah, they're definitely white people.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Well what does that mean. Well, winners of the contest
package get a full ceremony with reception food, a professional photographer,
and five thousand dollars to cover all travel expenses. Amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's pretty cool, except for the mayonnaise part.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well, there is one catch to this. The officiant would
be the Hellman's mascot, Manny Mayo.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I mean, I'm glad people are taking marriage so seriously. Yeah,
so dude, he's in a tux though.
Speaker 15 (17:54):
You don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah, that's true. I'm showing a photo of it to everybody.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
We'll have the pictures up on our INSTA story is
a Brook and Jeffrey. But the couple decided, you know what,
let's do this and they got married in a chicken
tender dip themed wedding in Las Vegas.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Did they use Mayo to make ranch. Let's hope.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
No, dude, I'm gonna tell you fries dipped in mayonnaise.
It's the best thing ever.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Try it.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
It's a very French thing.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Nick and Heather were totally into it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
In their submission, the couple described themselves as Condiments Somaliaisonaise,
and they were notified that they'd won the contest less
than three weeks before the ceremony. But it's a lot
easier when a mayonnaise brand is handling all the logistics
for it. One of the couple's friends reported on it
for the Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Oh my god, you made it.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
There had the headline, A giant tub of mayonnaise married
my friends.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It looks really cute, And they said, I dip is
what the science says I do.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I did, guys, She said.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Hellman's initial had a dress code sending all the guests
a palette of mayonnaise colors. But they didn't end up
caring about it. And when marrying them, Manny Mayo said,
like chicken tender, dip and chicken tenders, marriage is a
beautiful union of two special flavors that just work together.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh a dry eye in the room.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The couple later read their actual vows over at Chippendale's
and you won't believe who married them at that ceremony. Yeah.
In fact, he was showing them exactly what to do
on their wedding night. That's just how he is. And
(19:41):
that sound means later. No, that sound means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's always awkward when somebody asks you about your body count.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh yeah, boy appropriate, It's like, mom, let it go,
stop asking me.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Is she just trying to compare notes?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
She wants to see who is a higher all the time.
But when you do get an answer from someone like,
let's say it's nine. I always assumed that meant you've
been with nine people.
Speaker 17 (20:21):
Yeah, but apparently that's not always true, because we have
a guy who has his own scoring system to break
down his body count, and it had the entire room
dying with laughter, also a little bit concerned.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Or dying inside is the good part.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm sure you'll feel the same when you hear it
in a brand new Loser line coming up right after this,
you is.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
This the right number? It's the loser line.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Good by.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works
like this.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey there,
I just need to know are you the Titanic?
Speaker 16 (21:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (21:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh, this is bad because your body is legendary and
I want to explore your lower decks. Whatever you do,
resist the urge to throw his wallet in the toilet
and tell him to explore that poop deck. Instead, tell
him to hold your waist while you stand up at
the bow of the bar, and that's when you give
(21:27):
him the digits to the loser line, and hopefully he
leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can play on
the air.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 16 (21:34):
Next message, what type of woman do you think I am?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You think it's okay to exchange.
Speaker 16 (21:41):
In numbers with someone as attractive as me and then
not reach out for twenty four hours? Who are you
calling other than me? Hi, You've reached for Veronica.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
You're calling this number?
Speaker 16 (21:54):
It means I gave it to you after three or
more drinks, or because he bragged about your crypto and.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
I liked it. That's the type you go for.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
I don't need you, you need me.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That didn't work on the guys in the room. You
were just extra turned on and wanting to call her immediately.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I kind of reached for my wallet when she said
that that you know what I gave up. I just
I love it when attractive people get the loser line
because they're so incredulous. They're like, how could you not
be interested in me?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And they don't even know that they're leaving the message.
At first, I thought she was mocking herself, and then
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Yeah, that's word, Samantha, it's ready. We never finished our
combo from yesterday. I I'm really into you, but I
do need to know your number. You know your your
body count. I'm serious, Like, you never answered me about that,
(23:01):
even though I told your mind which is two and
a half, which I don't know why.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
It's just a half. That's what you said. It had
to be my take.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
All the cards on the table, extended family members should
count as full numbers. So I'm going with three, and
I'm not going to feel bad about it. It's just
something that happened anyways. I just think it's fair that
I know your number two. Is it bigger than.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
Two and a half or less?
Speaker 12 (23:27):
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm trying to do the math on that. Was it
two normal hookups and one cousin or five cousins up
to two and a half.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
And you're just adding all the halves together.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, I'm seven and a half now.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I was so against sharing body count because I don't
think it matters until that call.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
And that maybe that if there's a half, ever, what
is a quarter of him?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't need to.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Know you're the one asking.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, none of us.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
You do your thing and then report back to us
on what the percentages should be.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
It comes back to the decimal points somehow.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Oh god, we're in the middle of the loser line.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Remember we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and all the
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and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Let's go to the next clip.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
Next message.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Hi, Ray, it's from the singles mixer at Margaritaville. I
hope this isn't like weird of me to ask, but
I was wondering if maybe I could come by your
place sometime this weekend. It's just like, I really need
someplace to watch the latest season of The Great British Bakeoff.
I'm like halfway through this thing and my son of
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a check boyfriend, Charlie, apparently he found out I was
still using his Netflix account and anyhow the mother changed
the password on me again. So now I'm like totally
left in suspense. So like, hopefully you're around, or you know,
even if you're not, I wouldn't mind watching it by
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myself at your place. I can just put myself in.
I'm pretty tidy, I mean, hey, I clean, I mean toilet.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh next, or she could go over to my house
and watch it.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
We're get coming over to watch Netflix.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
She should be your new roommate.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Broa that place down and then bake you up something
nice for when she's done.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I love that people who watch a Great British Bakeoff
are the ones with the dirtiest mouse.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
Next.
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Like expert salesman. Yes, in the market for a reptile
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He thought that he was leaving a voicemail for a
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And if there's a reptile store near you with a
lizard named Sherbert in there, we are begging you to
go in and ask the clerk, is it okay if
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I hold your lizard and maybe touch tongues with it
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Speaker 5 (27:20):
Apparently she really likes the ladies.
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Yes, tongues stick to your tongue.
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Speaker 8 (27:49):
Right there, your phone tap is coming up.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we know
clowns aren't exactly huge right now, not getting a ton
of bookings.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
For clowns trying to make the world happy.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Right and what just because of the stigma, Like, oh yeah,
I hired a clown once for a birthday party and
they ended up killing everyone.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But that has not happened.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Horror movie. I'm just saying it's a stigma. So clowns
are out, but magicians they're still hot.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
In fact, a man who goes by the name Tic
Tac is looking to get in touch with one, not
to book a performance, but for a more practical reason. Uh,
you'll find out in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Another Hi, Magic Entertainment, this is him. I'm not going
to help you.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Hey, is this like the Magic Show Place or whatever.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
We do have magicians and that we do for private
and corporate events. Are you interested in hiring someone?
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yeah, you're the place. That's awesome. Man, I found you.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Well, we are awesome. How can I help you today?
Speaker 19 (29:03):
Well, like my cousin theirdo, his nephew just had a
birthday or like maybe it was his niece's insignia.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I don't know, man, I've been going out of parties lately,
you know what I'm saying. All right, Anyways, they had
a magician there. I believe it was from your establishment.
Speaker 19 (29:17):
His name was like Presto Paul, or like paula depression
or something like, I don't remember.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
Paul. Well, I think all the magicians are depressed, but
they're all very good at what they do.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Oh, wait a minute, that was like a joker or something.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Yes, yes, I'm just trying to like it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh, you like magicians and comleans like this place? Man,
you're fine.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Well, I'm a little busy right now. But we do
have a magician. His name is Paul. Okay, maybe the
guy you're talking about. But i'd be happy to help
you book him.
Speaker 19 (29:51):
No, no, I'm good on that. But like, he did
something that blew me away. So yeah, have you seen
the trick he does? Well, he like escape a pair
of handcuffs while he was locked in a box.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
Crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yeah, a lot of him do that. It's very common.
Speaker 19 (30:10):
Oh well, I'd have to admit I've been in a
very similar situation. I would love to learn that skill set,
like maybe a future magic show.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Okay, so you need help getting out of handcuffs.
Speaker 19 (30:25):
Well, I mean everybody's been in a situation where you
need to get out of a pair of cops.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
It's a very valuable skill to have, like in case
of emergency.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
I've never been in handcuffs, so I don't know that
that's a valuable skill. Is there anything else?
Speaker 18 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (30:38):
I was just wondering if he could have come over
and like, you know, he could show me and I'll
have my cousin dress up as like a prison guard,
like or whatever.
Speaker 11 (30:46):
Okay, look, if you're trying to do some kind of
weird role playing situation, my company doesn't want to be
a part of that.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Okay, maybe I'm telling you about the wrong trick. I
think that's the problem here, you know, because did you
see the rabbit one.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
They're every single major and they have the rabbit trick.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
No, but like I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
Like, for example, let's say I'm in the middle of
a mall and all of a sudden, people's wallets just
start missing, and I'm just like running down the corridor
with my magic hat, like oh this one disappeared, this
one reappeared. Like I can help people find them. We'll
take them, you know, like whatever the situation requires.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
You know what, I think that you are trying to
learn magic for bad intentions. And I really don't like
this conversation.
Speaker 19 (31:27):
Oh hey, man, let's like Voldemort than Harry Potter, Like
I don't use dark magic or whatever.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I want the good magic.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
No.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
Sure, I'm saying that you are trying to use magic
to steal things and it's not appropriate.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, wait a minute, I never said that, you know.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
You implied it. No, you're announce that's how that we
need We don't. We don't want to partake in this
part of the behavior.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
This is just like a party trick, lady.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
Okay, I saw Paul Depresso or whatever his name is,
and he was doing something like song people in half.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
So these are tricks. You understand that they are illusions.
They're magic tricks. They're not real.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
No.
Speaker 19 (32:01):
But like, let's just say, like you found the body
and you want to cleanly disperse and get rid of.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It or whatever.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
You would call them nine one one if that happened. Okay, cops, man,
I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Oh, I mean, yeah, the cops.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
I should call the police because that's what a normal
citizen would do without warrants.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Okay, they're my best friends. I love the cops and
their little doggies.
Speaker 11 (32:25):
We're done here.
Speaker 19 (32:26):
Well, wait, all I asked for was for you to
teach me how to get out of handcuffs and make
bodies disappear and maybe animals.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
That's exactly why I'm getting off the phone.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh man, Sarah was right. Man, you really are mean,
you know, Sarah, like you're your coworker.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
What actually she.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Told me you have a good sense of humor.
Speaker 19 (32:44):
Because this is Jose from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on your.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (32:55):
I see you for me?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
You guys are nuts.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
We're not nuts, man.
Speaker 19 (33:03):
What's nuts is that you're withholding all of these beautiful
skills and information that the public needs to learn. I'm
stealing a barra of handcuffs right now as we speak.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
The Weeke Up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
On a dating app, Is it a flex to say
I'll fly out to come and meet you.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Absolutely it is.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I feel like it kind of is really compared to like, Hey,
I'll train out to come and meet you. I'll be
there in like four days.
Speaker 13 (33:33):
I've been planes on a flex.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I don't know what is man.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, I mean, I'm thankful this guy took a plane
ride to meet up with his date. I just wish
that the actual hangout went a little bit smoother. Nothing
that we can't fix by just being our natural charming
selves and arranging another date for them. You're gonna hear
what happened in your brand new second date update next
second date up date date. I've heard you can always
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trust people who have a five letter first name. Tyler Mason,
Vince the slap Chop guy before he got arrested. I
really trust him. You just feel safe talking to somebody
with five letters in their first name.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's Vincelachopal.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah, you could always trust him.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's why I get a really cozy feeling knowing our
listener on the phone right now has a five letter
first name, a guy named Corey c O R E
Y Corey. Your name alone means you have a lot
to live up to here. But welcome to the show man.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
How you doing, Thanks, I'm all right, How are you?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Does the girl that you met have a five letter
first name too?
Speaker 12 (34:43):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:44):
No, Sadly, I know that Jeff.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Was like so into this five letter thing. Nobody on
this show has a five letter dame.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, and that's how you know we're all pieces of garbage.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Alexis has the same amount.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Of letters as I do, almost Jeffy, Jeffy has five
letters in it.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
So yeah, I'm trustworthy and you can trust me with
your story. Corey, go ahead. What's the name of this
girl that you met?
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Her name is Alfon Alison.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
Let's call her Ali A L L I E. So
that I can approve of that way. Well, we do today,
So tell us about Alison.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Where did you meet her?
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Well? I met her on a dating app, and I
haven't had the best of luck. Like I've been on
the dating apps for a long time, and it's just
it's been a while since I made a real connection
with anybody.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
We hear that a lot about the apps. I don't
think you're alone in that at all.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Yeah, But Alice and I we like really hit it off.
And the only problem is shouldn't live in my town.
She was like a couple hours away by driving.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
You got a big radius on that appy.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
A couple of hours is a commitment.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, that's something you're willing to do.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yeah, it would have to be worth it, and I
decided it absolutely would be. She seemed into it too,
so we were like, how how do we do this?
And I had a pre weekend. I'm like, I'm free
next weekend. What if I fly up there?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Whoa, oh, fly I like how you're like, I'm not
driving a couple hours, get me out of plan I know,
but it takes the same amount of time at the end,
by the time you have to go to the airport,
check in, do all the stuff, it's the same amount
of time.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
I mean, that's her seeing all the effort that you're
willing to put in just to meet up with her.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Did you, like get a hotel or did you expect
to stay with her for the weekend.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
I didn't have expectations. I was like, you know, I
was prepared for it, but no, I got a hotel.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Okay, okay, but I didn't.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
I didn't have the hotel already booked. I was like,
I'll get one when I.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Need one, because you can't like cancel day of Also,
your name is Corey with five letters in it, so
she felt safe just being around you, knowing that in
itself she can trust.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Yeah, I mean I didn't. Hopefully I didn't make any
expectations that I was going to stay with her or whatever.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Hopefully she registers that. How did the meetup go?
Speaker 12 (37:00):
So we're like, let's just go to a restaurant, and
she suggested a chain restaurant, which is fine. It's probably
it's not the rest of I would have picked.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
He's disappointed.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
Yeah, it's great. The conversation flowed. There was lots of laughter.
We were playing this game where it was like, let's
look at the people around us and try to guess
what jobs that they would have. She was so funny.
She kept saying like uber driver, like she ran out
of guess and she just kept dousing the same thing.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Yeah, joke.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
He wasn't like super great at the game, but we
had to laugh about it.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Was there more than just a restaurant, I would assume
because you're there all weekend, right, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
Yeah, So we were like, you know, dinner was over
and there was a cheesecake factory next door.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
This is like the chain mecca.
Speaker 12 (37:54):
So it's like, let's get some dessert there, and we
were going to take it to go.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Where were you going to go?
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Well was the plan?
Speaker 12 (38:01):
We were just going to go to the park and
just hang out more.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
At night.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yeah, romantic, but.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
I mean I was floored by the prices actually at
cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Restaurants just right now are so expensive, you know, the
prices have gone.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
Up so much, and so we were just like it's
got one and we split it. Okay, So we went
to the park and we ate the cheesecake, have more
good conversation, and then then it was like, okay, let's
split up.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Oh okay. So she didn't invite you back to her place.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
She did not I would flying back the next night,
and so in my mind it was like, let's go
to bed and we can wake up early and you know,
then the next day with each other, they would.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You like brunch or something like before you leave a
lot of time with someone you don't know.
Speaker 19 (38:48):
Though, but also that's a good thing because you go
to the hotel in the morning, you text her say hi,
good morning, would you like to do something?
Speaker 13 (38:54):
And if she says no, then then you know it's
a no.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
There's freakentel, no breakfast, so.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
The lobby yet the waffle bar.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
I mean, it's no chain restaurant, but it'll do. So
what happened the next day.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
Well, so I did that. I texted her like let's
hang out and she didn't say no, but she was
just like, sorry, I have this my grandma has this thing,
and I can't hang out today.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I kind of sound maybe not, maybe it was just
a miscommunication, Like how good were you at being direct
when you're coming in like, hey, I want to see
you both days.
Speaker 12 (39:28):
I wasn't really because I didn't want to put any
pressure on her. But I was super disappointed though, because
we had hit it off, and like I flew.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Up there, yes and now and now she's not calling
you back.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
It was texted a few times, but like it feels
like a little different maybe, and so I can't figure
it out. I have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I mean, if Alison really wants to go to her
grandma's funeral over like spending more time with you, I
think that's a big red flag for her.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
So it was an activity with her alive grammar.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's how I read it. Jeff should have been more clear,
should have been more clear about that. And we're gonna
hold her feet to the fire when we come back
call her and get you. Let's you see what she
has to say when we do your second date update.
Right after this second date update. It is not a
good sign when you fly out of town for a
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first date and the person decides to hang out with
their grandma over you sign. Well, that's what kind of
happened to our listener, Corey. He traveled by plane to
meet up with a woman named Alison. They had dinner
and cheesecake one night, but the next day she told him, Oh, sorry,
I actually can't see you again. I'm chilling with my
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Graham Graham today. So naturally, Corey's wondering, is this because
I did something wrong on her date? Or is her
grandma really just that cool? Brook please reassure Corey and
tell him he's cooler than a granny here.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
My grandma's always gonna come first. Grandma will go first.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
But grandma shouldn't take all day.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, like there should even Corey if it was like, hey,
can I just meet you for coffee before I fly out?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Did you can I bring my grandma or coffee?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Did you ask that?
Speaker 12 (41:13):
I mean, I guess I guess I should have offered that.
I don't really I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Okay, Yeah, I mean maybe that's all it is.
Speaker 12 (41:19):
But I'm still holding out hope that this is gonna
work out. Okay, So I really appreciate you all doing
this for me.
Speaker 13 (41:24):
Well, I also thinking maybe it's sunk in too that
you had to get on a flight like this.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Long distancing may not work.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's hard for long term relationships to be long distance,
let alone starting a brand new one longestance.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
I've never heard that. I've heard long distance is easy.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
So let's hope that Alison agrees. I'm going to call
her right now, hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 18 (41:42):
But here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Hello, Hey, is this Alison?
Speaker 15 (41:56):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (41:56):
Who is this?
Speaker 15 (41:57):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (41:58):
You don't have to be afraid a radio show. We're
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Don't ever start with you don't have to be says,
don't be scared of us.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
We're a really friendly group.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Of male and female hosts on the radio.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Why do I not want to be lumped in with you?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Safe space here? Allison?
Speaker 19 (42:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Are you still there?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Hi, okay, sorry for phrasing it that way, but you're
on the radio right now and we're doing a segment
it's called a second Date Update. We're trying to get
some help for one of our listeners that you went
out with recently, a guy named Corey.
Speaker 12 (42:33):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Was quigg you know who exactly Corey is?
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Yeah, I mean talk about someone who has no self awareness?
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Yeah, I know Corey no self awareness.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh that would explain why he has no clue why
you're not calling him back.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, Like, clearly he's not aware of what he did wrong.
Because we heard the story from him about your hangout.
We didn't pick up any red flags based on what
we heard from him.
Speaker 15 (43:01):
That's laughable.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Oh, my, will help enlighten us because we're just trying
to help Corey figure out what he did wrong.
Speaker 15 (43:09):
I mean, I don't know, he needs like a chivalry
class or like social basics, like interactions one on one.
But he was so rude, Like wow, what he was
rude to you? Yeah, like our first conversation, I sit
down and he notices my nose ring and he's like, oh,
how long have you had that? And I said a
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couple of years. I was like why and he says, oh,
because I'm trying to understand how many daddy issues you have?
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Whoa gosh from.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
A nose piercing exact no associates daddy issues and nose pills.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
Yeah, clearly, clearly Corey does.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Was he trying to make a joke and it just
didn't land right? Like maybe that's no.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
I mean, if that had been the only thing.
Speaker 20 (44:00):
But I was like, okay, maybe he's nervous, maybe he's
like we just don't get each other's humor. But then
we're like playing this game where we're like picking out
the jobs for people around us.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
And it's like, fine, yeah, we heard about that.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Everyone was uber drivers, right right?
Speaker 15 (44:16):
Yeah, I mean that came after what he said my
job was. So I was just kind of in shock.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Wait, wait he picked out a job for you.
Speaker 15 (44:25):
He picked out a job for me, and he goes,
I have a job for you, and I was like
oh okay, and he's like it would be groupie what.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Groupy, Like you'd be some desperate woman following a band around.
Speaker 20 (44:36):
As a job exactly.
Speaker 11 (44:38):
And I was like a good joke.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Really yeah, maybe he meant it in like you seem
like a fun type of girl.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't think a group is ever a good thing.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's a good thing for the band.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
D that know, usually people.
Speaker 15 (44:56):
It was so weird, Wow, would you tell someone that?
And I told him that's offensive and he's like, oh,
just based on your nose ring, you know, based.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
On how your dressed, based dress yes.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
I was like okay, I'm done. But we left the
restaurant and then I was already over it. And then
he was like, oh, this cheesecake. Let's go to cheesecake.
Speaker 20 (45:17):
Factory, which he suggested, and I was like, okay, yeah,
that's fine. Whatever, Let's see how this goes. And he
asked what the price is and looks at me and
he goes, oh, so are you going to get your
card out?
Speaker 8 (45:30):
What he asked you to get your card out to pay?
Speaker 15 (45:34):
Yeah? And I'm like, what you asked me on a date?
You suggested cheesecake. If this was breaking your bank, why
did you say come in here?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Well you are the host, because he's the one flying
in town. So a lot of times the host is
supposed to pay for stuff like meals. But I don't know,
it seems like a little bit of a stress.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
That is more than a little bit of a stretch. Jeff, again,
what she said, he suggested going to cheesecake. He's the
one that asked her out.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
He paid, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (46:02):
Then he we got like one piece and we split it,
which he ate mostly, And I'm like, this is so weird.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
That's your red flag.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Worse than the offensive comments.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
He's probably guy it wouldn't share his.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Cries, right, So no doubt there's some questionable stuff being
said by him, but there's always two sides to every story.
We should at least at a minimum, hear what Corey
has to say about it, because he is on the
other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No way, actually he is, and I'm sure he just
wants to apologize.
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Alison. I just feel like, I feel like you just
left out all the good parts.
Speaker 8 (46:42):
Oh good parts.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
Well, you left out all the good parts, and you
just said all this stuff that you have problems with.
I didn't even know you had problems with because you
didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Oh, she told you was offensive? Is Alison even still there?
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (46:53):
What do you mean you didn't know I had a problem?
I said, that's offensive when it is calling anyone a
groupie a positive interaction.
Speaker 12 (47:02):
I mean it was kind of like a joke, but
also it's just kind of like your vibe, right.
Speaker 15 (47:05):
Like my vill like a fun but like a fun vibe.
You know you like me, but I'm the groupie.
Speaker 12 (47:17):
I didn't mean any disrespect. Like that movie almost famous,
like the Penny Lane, like she's.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Like her.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
It was a really bad cycle that she was in.
If you watch the whole movie.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
But it sounds like you're really defensive and you didn't
expect that she was offended.
Speaker 12 (47:33):
No, no, I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
So I think, maybe just take a deep breath and
use this opportunity to apologize and own some of them.
Speaker 12 (47:41):
I don't apologize. I don't know what she's mad about.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You told her she had daddy issues. Corey, you gotta apologize.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
Maybe I didn't say. No, I didn't say she had
daddy issues. All right. It's just like my personal experience
is that usually girls with those rings usually have some
kind of daddy issues. And it's not even I'm not
even saying like it's bad. It's like it's just a thing.
Speaker 15 (48:00):
WHOA, you have a lot of issues? What are you?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Okay? Issues aside, it is interesting that you didn't tell us, Corey,
that you asked Alison to pay for the cheesecake.
Speaker 12 (48:13):
I'm supposed to pay for everything.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Well, why just because you were the one who suggested
getting the cheesecake Alison? Tell Corey how you felt during
that moment when he asked you to pay for the dessert.
Speaker 15 (48:24):
I was like, Wow, this guy is a loser.
Speaker 12 (48:31):
Whatever, I'm a loser, but what you want me to
just take care of you like I'm your daddy. Sound
like you've got daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I want you.
Speaker 15 (48:39):
I want you to never take care of me. I
want you to never talk to me. That's why you
didn't hear from me.
Speaker 12 (48:45):
Thank you. I wish you just told me that in
the first place, instead of stringing me along.
Speaker 15 (48:49):
I didn't string you along. I made up a lie
about my grandma. I didn't string you along.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Oh wait, you lied there. There was no hangout with
your grandma on the next day.
Speaker 15 (48:59):
I was trying to be kind, but like I didn't
know he was going to call a radio station and
air out that he was.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
I thought that we had daddy issues, but apparently it's
granny issues that we've got going on. So before we
let you go do that, we have to we offer
you a chance to meet up one more time, and
we will pay for the second date for at least
the dinner.
Speaker 15 (49:20):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Didn't even you finish your sentence?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Wow, so rude.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
We're being sarcastic, Alison. Sorry, I had to go through that.
Speaker 12 (49:31):
What about me? I just can like drag through the mud.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, I know you feel that way, buddy. That was
that was your own dragging though, buddy.
Speaker 8 (49:40):
Comment looking down on your So Corey, it's not going
to be another day with Allison.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
It's a no from her obviously.
Speaker 12 (49:50):
Fine, but good news.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
You're back on to the dating apps, just where you
want to be great, catch more awesome, don't have to
girls in the morning. I know we were arguing a
lot about groupies there for a second, but it is
interesting that none of us said groupie isn't technically a profession.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I know that's because we've watched too many reality shows
people say anything is a profession anymore.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I mean, if I were her, I would have said,
that's not a job for like one, you have to
guess you need to pick again.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
You wouldn't be offended, it's just inaccurate.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, it would have been.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
A lot of I mean, it has a purse, but
you're not on a payroll.
Speaker 9 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I think you're kind of missing the point of what
she was upset about. But sure, Jeff, Yeah that's it.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
But there was no good match happening between the two
of them.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It's just too bad Corey had to fly out in
order to figure that information out. He takes it as
a learning experience for what not to do. And what
not to say, and what body piercings not to draw
dumb conclusions from.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Okay, yeah, because he sounds like a guy who's really
open to change.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
So if you ever need help with your dating life,
you can always email the show. We'll call that person
who's not calling you back and go check out all
of our second dates. Wherever you get your podcasts, they're
up at Brook and.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Fifteen years ago, we could have never seen this coming.
But now we live in a day and age where
you can get literally any item, any product you want,
delivered right to your front door in forty eight hours
or less.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Amazing. My kids are so spoiled. It took a week
once for a delivery. They're like, what is this? Why
isn't it here?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Send it back? I don't even want it, is your problem?
Oh my god. Literally anything toilet trees, it's crazy, furniture,
an OJ Simpson costume for your dog, sell everything in Amazon.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
And a little white electric.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
So cute. The only thing you can't get delivered from
there is true love. Oh yeah, jeff I mean cheap
love we get, but true ones. For that you need
to go to a different website, and we're gonna take
you there next because it's a brand new Craigslist misconnection.
Speaker 8 (52:09):
We're doing it right after this.
Speaker 9 (52:12):
City Misconnections that was staring.
Speaker 8 (52:16):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members Lounge, which
is actually they do and it's located in the kitchen
of the airport Chili's.
Speaker 13 (52:33):
Kitchen.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have to run the food
out though. The other is on the pages of craigslist
dot org. We scour that website every week to find
the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this
first one titled Peak at My Tiny Picasso Man for
Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read
(52:54):
this how I think this guy would probably sound. You
may remember me, the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke
with that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slack.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Please tell me it was a shape of a g.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
We shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
I do like some Cubism. Honestly, you asked me what.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
All the noises were for. I responded by educating you
about properly examining works of art, and if it so
happens to move you emotionally, then it's strongly encouraged to
let out a slight moan or a gurgle of appreciation,
A gurgle.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
I've said a lot of time at galleries. I don't
think that's actually Is this the Mona Lisa?
Speaker 3 (53:43):
You really love it? You said you thought I was
in the beginning stages of having a stroke after checks out,
try a thought at the notion thought. I took a
gander at you, and then my body made some gurgling
noises of what in front of me stood a stoic,
(54:03):
green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo
of a single piece of bacon.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
I love this woman, I do too.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I
offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you
had no bus money.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
Oh that was a st yeah gurgle. Guy needs to
calm down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
You declined and walked away. If we never meet again,
I will always ponder about the deeper meaning of that
bacon tattoo.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Did it represent your childhood trauma or were you protesting
to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? I
will wait for your answer.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
You knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Sign Andrew's next misconnection titled will you be My Forever?
L cappy Tan?
Speaker 8 (54:58):
Okay that woman for man? He's climbing gym Oh, I
get it out.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but
I almost didn't want to get close because I was
afraid you'd smell like him too.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
There are some people that look like they smell you know.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I was the cutie with the box braid and tried
to get your attention by stretching next to you.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
Oh, look at me, I can touch my knees.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,
but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
But let's not bring our dads into this all.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed
your arm and said, not so fast, mister dazed and aroused,
Oh you're coming with me.
Speaker 15 (55:45):
I like her.
Speaker 8 (55:46):
I asked you to.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
Spot me on my first bouldering session, and I was
so proud of myself I almost made.
Speaker 8 (55:53):
It about halfway up the wall.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Oh, it's good, But I realized you weren't enjoying the
view like I thought you were, So I did the
only thing I could think of to get close to you.
I screamed, trust full, and wouldn't you know it, I
landed right on top of you, my hero. Anyways, I
(56:17):
wasn't able to get your name before the paramedics took care.
Speaker 12 (56:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
I hope you get better soon and feel all right?
All right, all right, let's try another fun hobby together.
Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends call me Turnip.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl
from the.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
First just walking in circles. This next misconnection is titled
Every Kiss Begins with Spray Pepper Spray Man for Woman
thirties jewelry store. Oh, I was shopping for an engagement
ring when you walked in blondaired beauty with librarian glasses
(56:58):
and proposed to me. Pumps on your feet. No, don't worry,
I don't have a fiance or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Why are you shopping for an engagement rate?
Speaker 3 (57:06):
I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's
why I was in the store. I was the eager
gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I
worked there, and asked if I could help you. Oh,
you told me that you needed to get your engagement
band resized, and I said, no problem. And then I
(57:28):
asked you about your personal life, like it.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
Is a problem for her because you're not gonna be
able to do anything.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
I gave you a piece of advice, Like my grandmother
always told me, one of the keys to a successful
marriage is having separate bathrooms.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
Onto something here, I hear more.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because
I asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet.
If you do, it could be a sign that you
shouldn't go through with the wedding.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It's all about the toilet.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Before you could.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
Answer, I was escorted out of the building by a
very moon security guard who pepper sprayed me when I
tried to come back in and say goodbye.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Why I feel like that security guard knows this guy's
first name.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Now I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store. Oh,
if you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms
in my apartment. One is just for you. That we
do have to share the toilet paper though, and that's
signed Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make
cuts where you can.
Speaker 8 (58:38):
Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.
Speaker 9 (58:41):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Got a new player to the show today. She's been
a fan actually since she was in high school six
years ago, and she just graduated college with a degree
in English and literary studies. Translation, she is broke as
a joke. Yeah, so let's welcome Pennyless Peyton to the show.
Speaker 18 (59:12):
And how you doing?
Speaker 11 (59:14):
Hey, guys, I'm doing good.
Speaker 12 (59:16):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (59:18):
What's your favorite pennyless dinner for? What's your college hack
right now? Peyton?
Speaker 12 (59:23):
Oh, it's got to be like using my boyfriend's credit card.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
That's a good trick.
Speaker 12 (59:32):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 5 (59:34):
Put him in debt.
Speaker 8 (59:36):
What kind of job are you looking to land?
Speaker 12 (59:38):
I would love to be a writer somehow.
Speaker 20 (59:41):
But I did a little bit of radio in college actually,
so i'd love to do something in radio radio.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
Where's the laugh track?
Speaker 3 (59:50):
Play the laugh track?
Speaker 8 (59:51):
When she says she wants to get your radio you just.
Speaker 5 (59:56):
You just want to do all the jobs that AI
is going to take.
Speaker 20 (01:00:00):
Oh yeah, okay, oh my gosh Ai is taking my
entire life apparently to us too.
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
We're in the same boat.
Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
But a I can't take your boyfriend's credit card?
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Well actually actually maybe, I mean maybe I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
Probably yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Well, at least if you beat Brook you can get
something out of this today. So Brook's gonna leave the studio.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (01:00:26):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
two thousand and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B
and B stand for?
Speaker 12 (01:00:34):
Bed and breakfast?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Cats have four claws on each back paw? How many
do they have on their front?
Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
Ones? Five?
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Before it was a language app What real stone helps
scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael
Jackson's the king of pop? Who's considered the queen of pop?
Speaker 12 (01:00:53):
Oh, Mariah Carey?
Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
On the periodic table? What element does H represent?
Speaker 15 (01:01:00):
Helium?
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
That's great, good work, Haydon. Brook's gonna come back into
the studio here and says, you're living at home with
your parents right now.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
How are your parents feeling.
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
They love me?
Speaker 12 (01:01:18):
I like to think my mom told me not to
move out, so I'm gonna take it as a sign
as they.
Speaker 18 (01:01:23):
Want me there.
Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
They're not freaking out about your work.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Who's freaking out more? You or your parents?
Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
Oh? Definitely me.
Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
I want to get there, Brook, your turn?
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Are you ready? Ready?
Speaker 12 (01:01:35):
You got this?
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B and B
stand for?
Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
That?
Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
And breakfast?
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Cats have four claws.
Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
On each back paw? How many do they have on
their front?
Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
Ones?
Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Before it was a language app? What real stone helped
scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael
Jackson is the king of pop? Who's considered the queen
of pop?
Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Madonna?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
On the periodic table? What element does H represent?
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Helium?
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
In eighteen oh three, which world leader sold the Louisiana
territory to the United States?
Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Sing louis.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Let's see if any of that's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
After we head on over to the scoreboard to check
the score with Jose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I'm an early bird and I'm a night out, so
I'm wise and I have worms.
Speaker 13 (01:02:24):
But it's true, Peyton, you got three correct today.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Yay, that's a.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Pretty good score.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
That is a good score.
Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
Brook four.
Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
That's just life wisdom there, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna get a lot of that over the
next few years of your life. But let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Airbnb was launched. The B and B stands
for bed and breakfast.
Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yeah, I haven't gotten one breakfast at any of my
Airbnb is No, they really don't provide that advertisement.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Cats up four claws on each backpaw. They have five
claws on each of their front ones. Before it was
a language app Rosetta stone is the actual physical stone
that helps scholars decode hieroglyphics. Michael Jackson is the King
of Pop, the Queen of Pop is Madonna. On the
periodic table, H represents hydrogen, and the Louisiana Territory was
(01:03:18):
sold to the United States by Napoleon Napoleon Bonaparte because
he needed more money to fund his wars. So, Peyton,
it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But you're
not leaving empty handed. Just for being here, we're giving
you a pair of tickets to see musicians A Jar
with m By Hoold at the Washington State Fair. Oh sweet,
(01:03:38):
thank you so much. Yeah plus Fair.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
And hey, go do something nice for your mom today,
like a load of laundry, some dishes.
Speaker 12 (01:03:47):
Oh I do. She makes sure I earn my keep.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Okay, enough about your mom.
Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
Steal your boyfriend's credit card and bias launch.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Okay, I might have you, and then you're welcome back anytime. Okay, Peyton,
we're gonna do Windbrooks Books the same time
Speaker 9 (01:04:01):
Tomorrow brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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