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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I think it is so cool that so many people
around the world are.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Listening to our podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:04):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I can see where.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
They're from and there's people from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes, you know what.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free. Okay,
So if you're listening and you're from there and you.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.
Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have
a pool. Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of
me out at the pool, maybe a personal chef.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Again again, I'm not picky.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We could tell hit me up after the show. And
it's listening. It's starting right now.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and today's show
is sponsored by Hacky Sack, celebrating fifty years of helping
us identify local burnouts. Tickets literally HACKI Sack.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
That was the most energyic Hacky Sack nerve anyway.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Great place to hack some Sack is in Manhattan, outside
the famous restaurant Serendipity three. Remember that restaurant. They said
the Guinness Book World Record for most expensive French fries. Ever,
this was years ago. We talked about that.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's why the Hackey sack is outside, not inside the restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Okay, they stop serving that, but today it's National French
Fry Day. Oh God, and to sell them what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh God, what are they gonna do? I hate rich
French fries.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
You can stand outside of Serendipity three in protests the
rich fries if you want, but they're bringing them back
for today only.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
It's a plate of the Kreme de la Creme of
palm Fritz for just two hundred bucks. Oh and what
comes with these pricey spicy spuds. I'm just gonna read
off the ingredients. It's made with chipper beck potatoes cooked
in dom paring young champagne.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
That sounds soggy, though, don't you oil.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Yes, special ardine vinegar, cage free goose fat shipped from France,
the goose Girande truffle salt peckery know Tartu fellow cheese
from the Island of Crete, shaved black summer truffles from Italy.
Organic a two grass fed cream from Jersey cows, topped

(02:14):
off with twenty three carrot edible gold dust Oh god,
just reading that made me feel poor.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I didn't even understand half of what you said.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Can you imagine like getting your excuse me?

Speaker 8 (02:27):
But I don't see that much gold dust?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
And after that you're like, and I need more ketchup.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Well, happy Friday. Let's get into the chock colic. Question
of the day bucket is a no go, so I'm
gonna send it over to my flow bro diadital J
to the Ak e J. That was smooth. It was
tell us what we're doing, Jake.

Speaker 9 (02:54):
I've got a question for the room. Okay, does anyone
here Noah potatoes? Favorite day of the week? Oh no,
what it's Friday?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Of course, French fries for everybody this morning.

Speaker 9 (03:09):
I say that because it is National French Friday. Now
to celebrate the king of all side dishes, We're going
around the room a holy strong bowlie past the cut once,
fry twice, cover it all in everything, Nice French fries,
shot collar question, a small serving of French fried trivia

(03:35):
and if you get it right, you're safe, but if
you get it wrong, you'll be shocked. While peeling potatoes
in the mess hall, we'll start with the bass potato
of the Bunch, otherwise known as the show's small fry. Alexis,
here's your question between McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King, which

(03:56):
gives you the most fries on average in a medium irving?

Speaker 10 (04:00):
Oh that is.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
I ate Burger King for the first time in.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Years the other day, and I remember literally saying, Wow,
they gave me so many fries.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't think it's McDonald's because they're too big, they're
just yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
But that was McDonald's is the first one that came
up with like supersize.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, they were all about.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
They really lean in on their French fries.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Number one, and it's how they get people addicted.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm still gonna go with Burger King.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Burger King gives you on average thirty six fries in
a medium serving, and that is the least on average
gives you fifty six, and McDonald's on average gives you
seventy six.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I'm probably gonna fake of the thickness.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
I also just remembered, I onion, it's got a bumper
sticker on her car that reads fry this Grandma Brook.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
So they're called French fries.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
They've actually been around in a country different than France
in sixteen hundred, but since the country's dominant language is French,
the name still stuck. What country in Europe can we
attribute French Fries to?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Wow, one of.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
The French speaking countries over in Europe. I know Monico
is French speaking, but that has like six people in it,
so I don't think they invented an entire meal.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's interesting.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I mean the French language part is what's throwing me off,
because I would have said Ireland just because of their potato.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You know.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Situation are the Belgians? Do they speak French there and
they invent a whole bunch of foods.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's a really good point. Okay, I like Belgium because.

Speaker 10 (05:40):
They got waffles too.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
They like to Belgium.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
The country we can attribute French Fries to also speaks French,
but is not France. The country is Belgium. Brook is safe.
Ronde Jose, whose nickname of middle school was Lord of
the Fries.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Say.

Speaker 9 (06:00):
A first of its kind machine called Mister French Fry
debuted in Australia nineteen eighty two. Was it a machine
that turned stale fries into recycled paper? Whoa a French
fried vending machine or a coin operated French fry video game.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
What was mister French Fry? How would you turn French
fries into paper?

Speaker 10 (06:20):
I don't know that. I wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Fiber there.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
I could see the video game too, being like Mister
French Fry, like an arcade game, dude.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But the vending machine would be sweet vending machine of fries.
I don't know how they'd come in hot though.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Oh man, I really I think I'm gonna go with
my instincts here, and I'm gonna go with a vending machine.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
A first of its kind of machine called Mister French
Fry debuted in Australia nineteen eighty two, and that was
a French fry vending machine. It cooked and dispensed fries
in under a minute.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Why aren't those college campuses everywhere? We need to go
into a business. Let's bring these babies back.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
Now on a Jeffrey who once believed all French fries
were cooked in France. But I had to correct him
because we all know fries are cooked in Greece.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Get jem.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
According to a survey of fifty one thousand people, what
are the top three dipping sauces for French fries. First,
I mean, don't have to get these in order, but
I need all three.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, I need to put myself in like a burger
king drive through mindset. They're asking the common person about this,
you know, the basic bee what they like.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I love the dipping sauce.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
I'm not the common folk basic bee type. So, jose,
what are the three sauces that we should pick.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
You're gonna easily lock in Ranch.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I was gonna say barbecue.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Two. I mean when you go to like Red Robin,
their campfire sauce is huge, and that's ranch and barbecue
mixed together.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Don't they just have fry sauce? Isn't that a thing?
Is Caviar is not going to be in the top. Okay,
liquid gold. Let me just go off you guys. I'm
gonna say ranch, I'm gonna say ketchup, and I'm gonna
say fry sauce.

Speaker 9 (08:08):
According to a survey of fifty one thousand people, these
are the top three dipping sauces for fries.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Number one, with thirty two percent of the vote was
ranch Yay. Number two, to twenty nine percent of the
vote was ketchup.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Number two after Ranch, and number.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
Three with twenty four percent of the vote is Barbecue Sauce.
Just outside the top three was honey Mustard, sweet Chili Sauce,
and blue Cheese.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Alexis and I are going to be getting shot because
we got ours wrong. And somebody wanted to hear poker
face by Lady Gaga. Carried man, carried man, No, he
can't poke.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
Cafe geez, got me no bottle. That was great.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I enjoyed it.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yeah, College question of the Day, Happy French.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Friday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Some people love Amazon on Yeah, some people kind of
hate Amazon. But you gotta admit North America's completely hooked
because over half of the continent pays one hundred and
forty dollars a year for their Amazon Prime subscription.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Oh god, I feel like it's as important as like
paid in my car insurance, and it shouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Oh my gosh, did you realize it was that much money?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yes, it's so much my mom's I thought.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
It was.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
One hundred and forty dollars a year. That gives you
prime shipping, prime video, prime music, prime gaming, and next up,
prime cell phone service. Because word has it Your Amazon
Prime subscription may soon include cheap or possibly free cell
phone service.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Does anyone feel like that's going to be the most
spotty service they've ever had in their own.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah, well you say that, But several business publications are
saying they've been talking to T Mobile and AT and
T about doing this, and the cell service could cost
subscribers about ten dollars or less per month.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Notice extra charge.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
We're going to go back to the times where it's
like you have to pay per text message you sent.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Remember that it was awful. It's your text is also
a one hour Prime delivery.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Let's go back to T nine texting to hit the
button like four times.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Only playing snake on our phones.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Oh man, I forgot about snake nostalgic.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Anyway, the phone carriers are all denying these rumors. Meanwhile,
Amazon's response is no comment, which means it's definitely happening.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It means we love the free press.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Speaking of free press, laser stories, we're going to do
it next. It's the radio segment that was making a
living as a scuba diving pizza delivery.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Man, Wow, Soggy Crust.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
He got let go because he kept eating the pizzas
halfway down and kept almost drowning.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
How yeah, yeah, what how do you?

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Obviously he regrets it now.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Laser stories the second where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
have a laser and those other aquazas just don't. This
first laser story is out of Milwaukee. Thirty four year
old Daniel Barton was arrested three months ago for stealing
a police car.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
WHOA, that's one of those crimes that you don't really
think you're gonna get away with, right.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Yeah, Because the officer had pulled him over for a
traffic stop. When Daniel saw his opportunity, he got out
and snuck behind the wheel, and, according to the report,
was caught on the dash cameras giggling as he drove off.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Is that actual audio him?

Speaker 6 (11:51):
That's what he sounds like, childlike? According to the report,
he abandoned the car and tried to hide in a
garbage can. Was quickly arrested in charge after that, so.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Not even good a hide and seek.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
But as he awaited trial, officers thought they were done
with him till a few weeks later, when two cops
were doing a routine traffic stop and one of them
noticed their own police car drive right by them. Wait
what Within minutes, authorities flooded the area, finding the stolen
squad car just a few blocks away. And again you
know who was at fault. Daniel tried to hide this time,

(12:26):
you get that. This time he was found inside a
local gym, giggling behind a treadmill. He's just such a
happy thieve.

Speaker 10 (12:37):
And sea.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
The cops say they are conducting a review of our
practices in the wake of all the squad car thefts.
They'll let all officers know the next time Daniel gets
released from jail.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
When he yells it to jail, he's like, now I'm
hiding in my cell.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
This next laser story is out of Party Central. Gender
reveal gatherings all most always cause controversy for the over
the top, off in dangerous ways that they try to
go viral with the big reveal.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
That's not the case though. For one mom that's blowing
up on TikTok. In her video, the mom discovers she's
having another girl.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Oh good for her.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Plus, you already have all the clothes ready.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Oh yeah, of course. Hearing that sent her into a
full on rage what She starts pulling down party banners,
tearing her sash off, and pushing tables and chairs over. Finally,
one of the party guests gets control of the mom
and locks her in a bear hug to keep her
from destroying anything else.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
My god, my.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
God, jeez, a little much.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
In the video you can see all the party guests
stand up. Some of them are totally confused, others are shocked,
and some get their phones out and record the insane response.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
My god, of course, please tell me the other daughters
that she has weren't there.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Of course, No one was on the mom's sides in
the comment Yeah, most people were saying that if you
feel that strongly about what you're having, you probably shouldn't
do a reveal party.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, solid advice.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, And the majority of people said if they saw
someone do that, they would immediately take their gift back
and leave. However, there were a couple of people who
were on the mom's side, Brooke who said that pregnancy
hormones can make you do crazy things.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I didn't have gender reveal parties. Did I find out
the gender before I had the baby?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
So yeah, this next least of story is out of
Food News.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yay.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
In two thousand and seven, Tea Pain wanted to buy
you a drink.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Ah, yes he did.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
But now he's frost tea Pain and he wants to
buy you a Frosty. Oh okay, I say that because
Tea Pain is officially teaming up with Wendy's to celebrate
the return of the Strawberry Frosty.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Go Away.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know, but I think they only bring it
back in the summer. Yeah, yeah, I think it's a
summer thing.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
But I really like that te Pain is talking to
me at every level of my existence. Like when he
wanted to buy me a drink, I was at that
age and now now I want.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
I do want to frost In twenty years, he's gonna
want to buy you a prune juice. Yeah, you know
what deal with that? He even made a video on it,
which you can watch on our Insta stories at Brook
and Jeffrey right now. And I'm gonna play you a sample.
So ladies and gentlemen, I give you frost tea Pains.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
Just enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And I'm gonna be taking bites like that.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Why don't he run Frosty's with strawberries.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't know, but he better talk about dipping fries
in that thing.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Oh yeah, you know, at least nobody can say that
he sold out so much.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
I love it. I'm so for this podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Some such thing as selling out anymore, Joss.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
I don't know this for a fact, but when you
pick it up, I assume the employees would appreciate it
if you say thank you in auto tune voice. Oh yeah,
so practice now, Okay, this next Lazer story is out
of Magic Mountains Central.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh is it happening?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
I'm sorry this was more of a euphemism. Any ladies
out there think they've got the perfect boobs? Like it
over here?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I definitely don't.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Researchers at New York University just did a big study
to figure out what that might look like, meaning what
the average person thinks is ideal.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I don't really want to hear this.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Over one thousand men and women were shown photos of
twenty five different sets of knockers.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
And you get to ask were they fake or were
they real? You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
I wasn't a part of the survey, so I don't
know what they looked like personally.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Had a hard hitting boob News.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
I'll hit harder with the boobs next time. But they
had to rate how attractive they were.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Researchers took five with the best ratings and combine them
into one image to show what perfect boobs supposedly look like.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Not surprisingly, they're fairly perky, but not huge. The study
describes them as quote moderately sized. But here's the most
interesting inside second cup.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I mean, like, do we got any measurements here?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Brook? You can submit your photo to the website we can,
or we can put yours up on the Brook and
Jeffreys stories and have our listeners way on it. You know,
this is the most interesting part. Being symmetrical didn't really
matter that much, so they can be like triangles.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
They're different sizes.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
The perfect boobs in their composite image are slightly different sizes,
and the right one hangs a little bit lower than
the left. In other words, perfect boobs actually have some imperfections.
So if you're listening right now and lean into the
left thumbs up, you're good.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
This guy though definitely not a boot man, oh really,
although back in twenty fifteen he was a thin and
guild guy for a little bit. Check out the gills
on her. Oh oh, but he got over that after
that year. Now that so, how means laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Monday.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
There's normal red flags on a first date, and then
there's the mind blowing thing this dude actually said while
he was out with a woman who also a bikini barista.
Got over one point seven million views because she shared
the behind the scenes secrets from her job, and shocking
isn't a strong enough word for it. You'll hear all

(18:48):
of this in a brand new TikTok click shop that's
coming up right after this clock emoji, computer mouse emoji,
lightning bolt emoji. Put all those together, you get TikTok.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
Click shot, TikTok click.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Shoteh I get it, get it because you're.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
So shocked at how many clicks that viral video is
getting online. We've got some of the biggest tiktoks from
the past week, so let's get right into it. Your
first TikTok click shot is from a woman who revealed
her first date on Tinder that turned into a complete
horror show.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
We love these on these shows.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
So her name is Sammy Joe, and she said, at
first things were going really well and she thought the
guy was quote so hot. I don't know how she's hid.
That's a good question, you actual, yes, But then a
red flag popped up. He admitted that he was blocked
by multiple celebrities on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah it's always too good to be true, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
When Sammy Joe asked why, he said, I don't know.
I've never commented or messaged any of them before. All
these celebrities just randomly blocked.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You'd him right now.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
However, Sammy admitted she ignored that red flag because she
was distracted by his hotness. Been there right, Alexis. So
their date ended with a kiss in the DUDEO gree
to meet up with Sammy Joe at her college the
next day, and Walls showing him around her campus. Sammy
noticed he was checking out every girl that they passed,

(20:27):
and then claimed, man, if I went here, I'd get
so much tail.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
To hurt for him. That's why that's why he does it.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Because she then told her roommates that that happened and
they couldn't believe it. But just minutes later, the man
showed up again and asked her to be his girlfriend.
When Sammy said no, her Tinder date said fine, as
long as you're wanting to change your Facebook status to
say that we're married. What which Sammy decided not to do.

(21:04):
She just declined the date and turned him away.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, and the marriage Facebook proposal.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Yeah, all of it. So people saw her video and
started commenting about their worst Tinder date stories. One woman
claimed she went out with a guy and he cheated
on her in the first ten minutes after they arrived
at the restaurant.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Who that's so efficient?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
What are the waite stuff doing?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Plus, another woman said her bumble match openly fat shamed
her within seconds of matching online.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Don't you just to shame people?

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Many others who heard Sammy Joe's story said that it's
inspired them to delete the Tinder wrap off their phones.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's what I just want to know what he was
blocked by all those celebrities.

Speaker 10 (21:50):
Yeah, I wouldn't him.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Being like, yeah, I can smash any of these girls,
but I don't want to, babe.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Because I want to.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I was actually you may have been there.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
It sounds right, Well, you know they try it.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Yeah, that's a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok click shock.
It's a video that got one point seven million views.
It's about a bikini barista in Washington who claims that
she gets hit on a latte.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, what's a dune.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
She recently spilled the Tea about some of the most
cringe worthy requests that she gets from her male customers
on a regular basis.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
If people haven't been to a bikini beurista stand, it's
like they have like a full window that goes down.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's not like your little half stand.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
So that you can see the lady's whole body, and
they are dressed in nothing, I mean a g string
and maybe some pasties.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
And coincidentally, everything's on the floor, Like, no, I need
to pick up the milk.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Yeah, well that's smart.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm just always so worried about the hot steamed milk
in this.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
They gott I've seen the video and she's a very
attractive blonde woman dressed in her sex cy launch ray.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
I actually don't know this one good.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
The dirty demands that she gets are all over the board,
from dudes paying her an extra five bucks to take
a sit out of their coffee before she hands.

Speaker 13 (23:10):
It to them.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Okay, yeah, her mouth's bent on the cup.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, I mean that's an easy five bucks though.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Yeah, I mean them.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh yeah, a normal coffee shop.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yeah you hear home, got a big one.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
She never takes a sip, but she's like, oh god,
I made that wrong.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Yeah, we believe me. They don't make like top shot.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Apparently this happens where customers ask her for a flavored straw?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I'm not going to go into what that means, but
use your imagination. And she says it's definitely not happening.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, why he just stood on it? Would that be
good enough?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
She also said recently, a sixteen year old approached their
coffee stand, threw down twenty bucks and asked if she'd
be willing to do the Devil's Dance with.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Is that the he uses?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
He been?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Really like, where did he get that advice?

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Right when she asked what he meant, the kids said,
will you take my virginity for twenty bucks? Do you
guys do that here?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean to the kid's credit, those stands do get
busted right off.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
She's like, oh my god, gross, I charged fifty.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Yeah, by the way, do you want to straw?

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
She sent him packing, But she said maybe the worst
part is seeing all the dads coming through, the ones
that she knew from when she was younger.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
My girlfriend once rolled up in a mini van to
one of those because it was the only.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Coffee stand with it, and she had her kids in
the back, and they're like, She's like, it's fine, honey,
She's just gonna get you a hot cooked.

Speaker 10 (24:43):
Her kids in the back.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Recently, she said there was a guy flirting heavy with
her and she told him I went to high school
with your son.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh, and that probably turned him on.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
That still did not stop him from asking her out.
And keep in mind, this guy is not divorced full
of marriage doing this.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Her answer was no, Ore Bikini Bres is the most
jaded women in the world.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
I would be weird those side. She still brags about
the massive tips that she gets every day, saying frequently
she'll get more than one hundred dollars from a customer.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, but is it worth all the ick?

Speaker 6 (25:18):
She can't remember the last time she's had to buy
her own lunch either, because she.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Takes bites out of everybody today, money gives free lunches
and just a tiny bit of harassment. That's the lust,
just a little sexual harassments.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
And literally it was her birthday and she's like posted
on Instagram, it's my birthday.

Speaker 10 (25:40):
I love Patron and got like eight bottles of Patron
throughout the whole day. Here's a bottle of Petron, Happy birthday.
Here's fifty bucks.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, we drink a lot of Patron.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
That.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah the way, those are your TikTok shots. Stories for
the day. Phone taps coming up.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Next and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
In today's phone tap, we call a wedding efficient whose
schedule is booking up really quickly this year, and sometimes
he gets unusual requests from a couple for the big day,
Like his wife told us one person wanted him to
dress up like a giant chicken for the Sarah oh wow.
And according to her, he'll do it if you bame

(26:23):
enough money. But today we have a request that's gonna
make him pause and say, wait a second, I don't
know if morally I can go through with this. Morally,
you're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
It's another tap on the twenties.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
Hello, Jimmer Weddings.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Hi, this is Nathan.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
I've been emailing with you recently about possibly officiating a wedding.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Yes, Meanthon.

Speaker 13 (26:51):
How's it going.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's going well, I'm good. Listen. I've read all your reviews. Man,
you seem like a great match for me.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
All right.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
I know we haven't met, but I was hoping that
we could lock some dates down in the books.

Speaker 13 (27:03):
Well, congratulations obviously, and thank you. I do officiate several weddings,
so I just want to, like, you know, put you
down for sure.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
So it's on July eighth.

Speaker 13 (27:12):
Okay, let me just look through my calendar July.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
And August twelfth.

Speaker 13 (27:22):
Uh what oh?

Speaker 8 (27:24):
I said the eighth of July and then the twelfth
of August.

Speaker 13 (27:30):
Please, So you have two dates in mind you're not
sure which one.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yet or no?

Speaker 8 (27:35):
I'm I'm sorry if that was confusing. It's for two
different women. I'm double engaged.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
I don't think I understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
Okay, long story short, I fell in love with two women,
Valerie and Tamera, and I couldn't decide which one I
wanted to marry. So you know, I just said screw it.
I proposed to them both Wow.

Speaker 13 (28:00):
I don't think I have ever had anyone called me
about that.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
Right?

Speaker 8 (28:08):
They both said, yes, dude, I'm the luckiest guy in
the world.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 13 (28:12):
Still, well, you sound like you're grinning ear to ear.

Speaker 10 (28:16):
Oh I am.

Speaker 13 (28:17):
Let me ask you this. Do they both know that
this is the plan?

Speaker 10 (28:22):
Well?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
I mean, I've dropped hints, but I haven't like come
out and like said it.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
I don't want to be rude.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
Well, I think it's important that they know.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
You're probably right, but for you, it's a double paycheck.

Speaker 13 (28:36):
So sure, sure, But again, I think you might have
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Of a way.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
I haven't look at your website in the past couple
of weeks. Are you offering some type of bogo?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I would love to use that. If you are, that'd
be perfect for me.

Speaker 13 (28:48):
Do you think it would offer like buy one, get
one for two winnings?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I mean, I was hoping you were, but I'm taking
that as a no.

Speaker 13 (28:56):
I'd be perfectly honest. I think this is morally questionable.
At best. You're doing this that the women do not
know about each other or about your intention.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
To I didn't think of that.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
So you are saying that I should probably do both
in the same day.

Speaker 13 (29:14):
No, no, no, no, I'm saying, hey, have you seen The Bachelor?

Speaker 8 (29:18):
I've always wanted to do it like the like a
final rose ceremony where both women show up in limos
and whoever gets there first.

Speaker 13 (29:25):
It's like, right, right, yeah, well, it certainly sounds like
a TV show. But again, I think the women that
you have proposed to need to be aware of what
you are intending to do.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Okay, so you think I should marry both of them?
I know what, I trust you, I'm gonna do it.
You're the professional.

Speaker 13 (29:44):
Hey, ok okay, I can't believe.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
I'm gonna have two wives. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Why don't I think of this?

Speaker 13 (29:49):
The only thing I'm telling you is that there shouldn't
be the day of your getting married to both women.
They should discover about each other.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Can I a favor?

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Then? If I paid you a little extra, would you
mind telling him because that would make it way easier.

Speaker 13 (30:03):
That, unfortunately, is not the service I provide, Okay, I
merely officiate.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
Huh how did you tell your wife Paisley that you
were only going to marry her and not another girl?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
What was it difficult? Was it hard because it sounds tough.

Speaker 13 (30:19):
I'm sorry. How do you know my wife's name?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (30:21):
She said, your schedule's been filling up really quickly for
wedding season, so she thought that we should prank you
from the radio station I'm currently at.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yeah, man, my name's actually jose from the radio show
Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. A. We're doing a
photap on you. You were freaking out, dude, You thought
I was really trying to marry two women.

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Mildly definitely concerning.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
There's no way I can't even get one woman to
date me, let alone get married.

Speaker 13 (30:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (31:03):
The weeke up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
You know, Brook always gets attention on the show for
the charitable work that she does.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah, but let me ask, has anyone actually seen her
do any of it?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I actually haven't.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
I haven't either.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
I mean he says that we raised eighteen thousand dollars
for humanitarian efforts in the fram We did, But did
any of you actually see the money I wanted it?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
We didn't deal with the money it went straight or incident.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Did you just see Brooks new Fendie purse she accidentally
dropped in the break rope? Solid gold bars.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
I read my clothes, the brand new outfit every day.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah, I'm sure it's all just a big coincidence town.
You know, sometimes Cherry, it doesn't work out the way
you thought it would. In fact, one of our listeners
found that out when he was convinced into doing a
selfless good deed during his first date and somehow it
completely backfired.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I feel him now. I didn't earlier, but now I.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Give the money to brook You're gonna hear exactly what
happened after Brooke puts on her new custom designed Gucci headphones.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
For a.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Second update, it's coming up next second date, up date. Well,
I hate to start things off on a sour note,
but I already know Brooke is going to be rooting
for this second date to fail.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Lot.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Well, I don't know much, but the only thing I
do know is that one of our listeners, Ronald, went
out with a woman recently, and that woman apparently says
she does not drink. Brooks famously hates the sobers. Yeah,
so long you have an uphill battle to fight here,

(33:09):
my friend, but hopefully you can convince my lovely co
host to go to bat for you. So tell us
about the girl that you want us to call. What's
her name?

Speaker 11 (33:18):
Her name is Cindy.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Her name is Cindy. And and I'm guessing was she
upfront with you about not drinking.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
It's a complicated story, but yeah, she was upfront when
we met for our first day. We met at a
cocktail bar.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
So okay, so she's cool being out around it, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Because everybody has different levels of.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Society, sometimes you need that reminder of like, oh, yeah,
this is why I don't drink.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, I just go out with a bunch of annoying
drunk people.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah okay, So I mean, how did that meeting go.

Speaker 11 (33:50):
It was a really small cocktail bar. It's like a
place you go get one or two drinks. They're pretty expensive.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Oh yeah, I know what you mean.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
And so when I found out, oh should we you know,
go somewhere else, She's like, no, this is great. And
I had a drink and she had something just like
a soda water.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Okay, are you are you sure? She's rolling her eyes
you're speaking, she's breaking things in half in her hand.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
But it's not true at all.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
I totally applawed people's life of sobriety.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think that it's.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Awesome, absolutely, But if you were on this date, you'd
already before drinks.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Deep because I'm not a sober person.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Not on the date, not now, exactly during your sleep now.
But that's what Okay, let's let's learn a little bit
more about sober Cindy tell us how it went well.

Speaker 11 (34:36):
In my head, I was like, we should probably go
somewhere else where they have like food this also, they
didn't really have food this far, so she was telling
me that she's really religious while we're there.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Okay, this is making okay.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Is that why she chooses not to drink then?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Right?

Speaker 11 (34:53):
I think so?

Speaker 6 (34:58):
In the lord to.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Is that okay with you?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Because like I, personally, I probably wouldn't date a super
religious person because I'm not a super religious person, and
I feel like those are the type of things that
you really need to be on the same level with.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
It's not my jam either by and large. But this
is gonna sound really shallow too. But she is so attractive,
you're like, oh.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Absolutely, let's say grace before we d.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
So your Jesus. Relationship depends on how hash I see.

Speaker 11 (35:32):
I'm not saying that I would be interested in her
if she wasn't an interesting person, but I still feel
this way. I'm like religious, Yeah, Okay, it's not what
I would prefer, but hey, everyone's got to live their life.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Bro, you're in front of a pretty girl.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
There's just something inside of you that's just like, keep
her attention right now.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Okay, so she's locked you back in with her amazing
good looks. Where do you move from after the cocktail bar?

Speaker 11 (35:54):
Well, she was like, do you want to do something wild?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Oh? Oh, youth group?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
What's wild for? What's wild for a sober church girl?

Speaker 11 (36:07):
Well, I'll tell you because I was like, yeah, of course,
and she said we should.

Speaker 14 (36:12):
This is true.

Speaker 11 (36:13):
We should go buy a back of groceries and give
it to a homeless person.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
No wild there, she's going to want to leave.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
That's actually sweet, but not wild.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
You get the order from the homeless person first, like
you're not like forcing groceries on them that they don't
want or.

Speaker 16 (36:36):
Something, because excuse me, yeah, they can be la.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
That, you know I was.

Speaker 11 (36:48):
I actually thought it was kind of an awesome idea.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, for sure, it's a good way, but it was late.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
So the only slash was open with seven eleven and
it was fine. There was still some decent stuff in
the seven eleven.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, you could get some pasta there, you know, like mac.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
And cheese, sandwich whatever, and like toiletries instead.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Oh, that's actually good.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
So we got this bag. It was like fifty eight
dollars for the stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right, that's a really nice and did you pay
to like, you know, show off.

Speaker 11 (37:18):
I try to pay for everything on the first date.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yeah, So what happens next?

Speaker 14 (37:24):
So he take this.

Speaker 11 (37:25):
Bag out and we're just looking around downtown area for
almost person to give it to. And there was this
man sort of slumped over in an entry way of
a business.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
See that's more Brooks type. Actually, yeah, I malade.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Out with one really hot homeless guy.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
Hot, he was something.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
So you approached him.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
He was asleep, and so I was like, there's a
stoop here protected from the rain, so we might as
well just put this bag here, you know. And she's
like I want to wake him up?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
No, no, why would you like him up?

Speaker 6 (37:59):
You slapped him, that's what you would do.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Like at that point, she just like what does she
want in praise from the guy like why does she up?

Speaker 11 (38:07):
Yeah, so she does wake him up. She won't take
no for an answer, actually, and so she wakes him
up and he's like what the you know? Yeah, and
she was like, we got this package for you, you know,
full of food and stuff, and he sort of like
glanced over and he was like, oh, you know, he's
just like sleepy. Yeah, and she repeated it again. Actually,
she was like, we got to speak.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What does she want?

Speaker 11 (38:27):
And then he said thank you, and so that seemed
to be, you know, that was enough, and we walked away,
and she was kind of in a sour mood about it.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Like cry or like react, jump up and hugger what
does she want?

Speaker 11 (38:41):
I think she thought that she should have gotten more
recognition for the gesture.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So that's not typically why you should do good things.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Yeah, so you go and you take the food back
and you find them more greatful.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I mean, was that a turnoff for you because that
would have been a turn off for me.

Speaker 13 (38:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
Well, to be fair, I didn't know if that was real.
That's what it seemed like. But you know, people are
very complicated and she could have just been in an
a strange emotional place.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I hear you saying that she's hot all over again.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Okay, so how did that night end?

Speaker 11 (39:14):
So we didn't kiss her anything because I also didn't
know about like religious principles and so I'm not going to.

Speaker 13 (39:20):
Like lean in.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
So that was it. And I've texted her a couple
of times since then. I called her once. I didn't
want to be annoying, but I just never heard back.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Did you think that maybe you weren't grateful enough for
the date?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Did you text her on a Sunday?

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, there's a lot of mistakes that you could have
made here. But we're gonna call sober Cindy for you
and try and get your second date update right after this.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Date.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Before we embark on this holy journey over the phone
lines in search of second date salvation, let's first give
praise to our listener, Ron, who, during his first encounter
with Cindy, shunned the sin of alcohol, took the righteous
path of charity to feed and bathe the homeless.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I don't think they bathed anyone.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Gave him some truth paste, which is pretty close, and
finally he resisted the alluring temptation of carnal pleasure. And
did not go in for the first kiss. For he
who takes the righteous path shall be rewarded with a
second date, especially if it's with a hot girl named Cindy.

(40:34):
In this we pray, I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
In that, Thank you, Reverend.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Basically, we're gonna call Cindy and see what I just
want to go out with Ron again.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah, I mean, Ron, do you think that you know,
it was pretty obvious that you weren't a super religious dude,
and that just isn't what she's looking for. I mean, honestly,
it could be that simple.

Speaker 11 (40:56):
You know, we had the conversation at our first d
and I laid all my stuff out on the.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Tableably exposed yourself.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, definitely shouldn't be putting your junk up on the.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Table by religious or non religious girls.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Both don't appreciate God.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
I don't like that we're kidding, but that's going on.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
We're just joking around, man. But let's call Cindy and
we'll see what she has to say. Hopefully we can
get you another date. Here are you ready?

Speaker 13 (41:23):
Yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 14 (41:33):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Hello is Cindy.

Speaker 14 (41:36):
Yeah, this is same.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Cindy. I don't know, I just have a feeling she's
not going to like us or that she listens. Yeah,
I don't know. Do you listen to uh the radio
in the morning, Cindy.

Speaker 14 (41:50):
I mean like occasionally sometimes?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Yeah, okay, Well, is one of the stations you listened
to have the show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 14 (42:01):
I think I've heard of it. I mean I've at
least heard it, like advertised.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
I guess Jesus lovers on this show.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
You're Jewish?

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Still love that guy. But you we heard maybe you're
you're the religious type? Is that true?

Speaker 14 (42:23):
I mean it's kind of like personal but I do
consider myself a Christian.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Well, Louisa, I'm practicing. I'm going to be better for you, Sindy.
But the reason that we're calling is, uh, we're trying
to get a little help for one of our listeners
that you recently went out on a date with named Ron.

Speaker 14 (42:47):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
That's why we know you're religious is because he had
mentioned it when we talked to him.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Yes, it's all part of this segment that we're doing
called a second Date Update. And Ron told us all
about the evening that you guys spent together, which sounded
pretty fun.

Speaker 14 (43:06):
I mean, yeah, he was a pretty nice guy, Like,
I mean, we got along. I guess, I don't know.
I guess it was just like a little disappointing and
so in the end, like I tried to do something
like really nice for someone, and I don't know, I
just didn't turn out exactly how I envisioned. I guess,
like he.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Told us a little bit about going to the bar
and then going to the seven eleven to pick up
food and things to feed the homeless, which we thought
was a really cool gesture.

Speaker 14 (43:36):
Yeah, I was. I mean, I'm glad he did that
with me. He seemed a little confused at first, but
I mean he was down, which was nice, okay, But
I don't know, it just didn't turn out all the
way how I had hoped.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Are you talking about when you insisted on waking the
man up to tell him that you guys were giving
him groceries?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Is that what you're referring to?

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Because I told him that he should have slapped the
guy away, So I was on your side.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I think we kind of thought you should have left
him to sleep, but I.

Speaker 14 (44:07):
Mean they you know, homeless people do sleep a lot,
so I mean, like, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Never thought did they yeah, well rested.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I don't think those are two things that usually go
hand in hand.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
I never thought about it that way before.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
But I don't think that's true interest.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
So, but like, what was the reason that's what we're
looking for? What was the reason that you're not calling
Ron back now after the date?

Speaker 14 (44:33):
I mean, I guess he just did a sea him
down all the way with like what I was trying
to do?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Well, what were you trying to do?

Speaker 14 (44:40):
I wanted to let this guy know that we got
him groceries and you know, we did something for him,
and I'm trying to help the community. And I asked
Ron to like take a selfie of him and this
man and like me and him.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Oh no, did he use a wrong filter? I could
see how that would be pretty.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
You are not using charity as clout, are you?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
No?

Speaker 14 (45:05):
No, it's not Clow. It's like I just wanted to
show the world like what I'm doing, and I want
to like raise awareness for this man, like.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Awareness that.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
The man didn't want awareness to sleep. He wanted to
keep sleeping.

Speaker 14 (45:21):
I mean, the man wanted food and I gave it
to him.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
How do you know that you never talked to him before?
You handed him a bag of groceries white.

Speaker 14 (45:29):
A homeless person wouldn't want, like a bag of food
that they don't have to do anything for.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Like, it's just like, if you want this selfie, why
don't you volunteer with an organization and then take a
picture of yourself at said organization and tell people to
then donate to said organization specific Yeah, I mean, I
just like, but like, if you're raising awareness, you raise
awareness for an organization that is trying to make an

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impact on the community. You don't go up to random
sleeping people to assume what there wants and needs are.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Brook certainly knows how to exploit homeless people on a
professional but it does You know who never told us
any of this is Ron. His side of the story
didn't include any picture. So I'd like to ask him
about it because he's actually on the other line listening
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 14 (46:18):
Oh okay, Hi, Cindy, Hi.

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Yeah, you know I didn't mention that because it didn't
actually happen. What didn't happen, she asked me, And I
said no.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Why why would you say no? You don't want to
brag about your gooddies? Selfish of you?

Speaker 11 (46:39):
I think Cindy actually has a point, you know. I
think Cindy's heart is in the right place. I think
he wants to raise awareness and this is a way
to do that. Is though, but I'm not but it
can come across as being you know, predatory border.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
I mean, Brook, He's not just saying this because Cindy's
super hot.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
I don't think that she was thinking of her heart.
I think he was thinking all the stuff that's in front.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Of her heart is probably much till they're married. So
I don't buy it.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I mean, come on, Ron, you said no because it's
the wrong thing to do.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
I wouldn't go that far. I think people have different
standards that they hold themselves to.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Okay, well, before I offer to send you guys out again,
I feel like maybe first you should Ron apologize to
Cindy for not taking that self.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
You're being sarcastic, and I am being sarcastic.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
I am trying to do my job and make the
connection happen. I will go to any lengths to make
sure that our two listeners get to go out. I
know you don't care about love, but I do.

Speaker 14 (47:52):
I you know what, like apology would actually be really nice.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
No, apologize for not taking to be a holy thing.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Ron.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Go ahead. Yes, we are ready, we are ready to
hear your.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Arms spread open life.

Speaker 11 (48:09):
Go ahead, Ron, I honestly apologize. I am sorry.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
What are you sorry for not exploiting a man who
was asleep?

Speaker 11 (48:22):
Well, you know, honestly, there was no actual exploitation happening.
Everybody's got their own past, everyone's on their own journey.
We all get to Heaven on different buses.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Right, let's take the bus journey to date number two.
Because send me. Now that you've got your apology, we
would like to offer to send you out on another
date with Ron.

Speaker 14 (48:48):
Well, thank you, Ron for the apology. I appreciate. I
know it seems shallow, and these radio hosts that are
judging me through the phone think what I am trying
to do is shallow.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Riding up for you is what I tested exactly.

Speaker 14 (49:02):
I'm trying to inspire, and I you know, thank you
Ron for getting there with me and trying to help
me with my vision.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
So are you going out with him again? Are you
saying yes once?

Speaker 14 (49:12):
I think your heart's in the right place, and I
see I think I'd be interested to give you another chance.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Another chair Ron.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Ron.

Speaker 11 (49:24):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm so happy to hear you say that.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
What are we going to send it down?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Religion?

Speaker 15 (49:35):
We're all happy together, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You know what, again, I'm going to just stick with
the music.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Do I feel bad that I put our listener on
the spot there by asking him to apologize for not
taking a selfie with the homeless man? No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I'll tell you what past the whole time, and she thought.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
You were being sincere Brook. My charity to the world
is hooking up regular dudes with smoking hot ladies, no
matter if they have to grovel or beg or go
against their own belief system.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
They're not even to hook up jeff she's super religious.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (50:21):
You guys always say the religious ones are freaks in
the sheet.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
I don't say that.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
You told me that they'll.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Figure out something to do for sure. And by the way,
I want it to be clear, I never told him
to apologize. I just gave him the avenue to do
it himself.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
And you couldn't tell just how attractive Cindy was because
Ron could not have jumped on that freeway fast.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
You know, It's interesting how quickly our morals moral compass
just dissolves in the face of a nice set.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
I know exactly talk about it, okay, but you know what,
if you would like to become our next charity case
so we could hook you up with that guy or
gal who got away, then email the show and maybe
will convince you to apologize with ulterior motives.

Speaker 15 (51:06):
Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
If you're like me, then you have a giant countdown
clock up in your bedroom, slowly ticking down to that
one special day, the day you finally made enough money
to retire.

Speaker 12 (51:26):
Oh he does, It'll take him fifty years, fifty eight years,
two months, three days, fourteen hours.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
How old are you going to be.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I'm gonna be in the triple digits by that time,
so I'm in the long haul. But I guess there's
people out there smarter than me who found a weird
but much better way to speed that clock up. And
the thing is they work regular nine to five jobs,
but because of their secret trick, they say they're going
to be able to retire in under five years. What

(52:04):
So we'll tell you what they and countless others around
the country are doing coming up right after this, it's
broken Jeffrey in the Morning. And when it comes to
powerful quotes about career advice, I think no one said
it better than the band Fifth Harmony when they said,
you don't got to go to work work work, work, work, work, work,

(52:29):
but you got to put in work work work, work,
work work. Yeah, you can work from home. I mean
they truly ahead of their.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Time, were they soothsayers?

Speaker 6 (52:42):
They predicted the COVID nineteen pandemic, and now their premonitions
have come true. Everybody seems to be working from home.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
And the other time I thought that song was about
something else.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Yeah, yeah, it was about career advice. But now that
it's happening, people have figured out a secret to take
it one step further, to make even more money by
doing even less work. Okay everyone, because apparently there's a
new work trend taking over the country right now called
over employment.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Over it fun. I'm going to tell you that right now.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Instead of working one full time office job, you work
two full time jobs remotely at the same time. Whoa,
and apparently it makes you a million times happier.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Hey, double salaries.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
How do you do that?

Speaker 7 (53:36):
How do you get open a new page on your browser.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
Boom, another job, Third job?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
I got five tabs on when im getting five jobs
right now?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
You can't remember what you're supposed to do in ten
minutes at this job.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
How are you supposed to remember two jobs?

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Lots of reminders, lots of alerts, write stuff down, Jose,
you're on it.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Go give me a job on other morning show?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
What's Jose right now?

Speaker 5 (53:58):
At the same time, do some phone to go.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
This all started last year with two people named Chloe
and Isaac, and they were both looking for new jobs
during the pandemic, like a lot of people work. Yeah,
But when they both found one, they were joking with
each other saying, hey, like, what if we didn't quit
our other jobs and we just secretly kept them? And
then that's what they actually did. They kept their old

(54:21):
jobs and started their new ones to become over employed.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
I can see that because you go, well, what's the
worst that can happen?

Speaker 8 (54:28):
We lack in production and they fire us, That's fine,
I have another job in it's Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
According to them, it's the best decision they've ever made.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Zoom meetings, it does well.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
You already have a lot of zoom meetings. With one yet.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
So the basic idea is instead of working really hard
at your one job trying to impress your boss so
you can get a raise and earn promotions and slowly
work your way up the ladder, instead you just go
the easier route. You get a second full time job
and do really mediocre at both of them.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
But at the same time, you instantly double your salary,
which would.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Take years decades to do a one job, even if we're.

Speaker 10 (55:09):
Making minimum wage. That's huge.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
So here's the thing. If you want this to go, well,
there's some guidelines that apparently you need to follow.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
According to Chloe and I, everyone's taken notes right now.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Rule number one of being over employed is don't talk
about being over employed because, well, here's a secret. Most
companies don't like the idea of their employees secretly working
for another company.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
So we shouldn't tell our bosses about the other radio
station in town that we're currently on. Two.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yeah, that's a good Yeah, let's keep that underrect. And
a lot of times when you try and do that,
that actually breaks your employment agreement. Oh so your bosses
find out, they'll just let you go.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
It's important, then, big secret so don't listen to drug and.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
Yeah, that's gonna suck. Rule number two is you have
to work remotely because any job that requires a lot
of in person or in office time, it's just not
going to work for you.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Can you imagine you're just sprinting from one building to
the next.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Yeah, unless you have a twin and then you could
split times between both.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That is just one person having one job. There's still
two people there.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Actually, that's how you can make less money.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
We really show that we've avert.

Speaker 10 (56:24):
Maybe if you have.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
A hologram yourself, work on that.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Rule number three is keep the jobs completely separate. They
recommend getting two different computers, one for each job so
you don't get confused and accidentally send an email to
the wrong company or call one of your bosses the
wrong name in a chat.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
So my tab thing at the beginning, that's not good.

Speaker 10 (56:46):
Get confused.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Yeah right, And so look, I know, just from the
sounds of this it comes off kind of impossible, but
there are people who are doing this, and they're posting
tips and tricks on how to make it work.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Oh my god, they're all about it.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Like one person explained how to be on two zoom
meetings at the same exact time.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
That's what I was.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, how would you even do that?

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Well, they say, Quote earlier this week, I was presenting
for one job while listening in on another meeting for
my second job. And the key is to mute and
unmute your phone while you're talking, to make it sound
like you have a connection problem. And then you ask
in the chat area, hey, can you guys not hear me?
And then after that you can pretty much avoid talking

(57:26):
for the rest of the call.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Smart and it's gonna be a good multitasker.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Yeah, and remember the idea here is you're not trying
to be a good employee at either job. You're trying
to barely skate by just to get that double paycheck.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Something.

Speaker 10 (57:41):
I want to be able to say that I was
late for two jobs at the same time.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
That's if anybody could do it.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
I'll let you guys down, I promise.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Here's where it might get you though. Also really important,
they say, is you need to stay off your social media.
Oh I'm homeless, especially your LinkedIn, because nobody at your
company can see any overlaps between your two jobs.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Put those two jobs on a resume later.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Your timeline seems a little weird there overlap.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Well, obviously wouldn't work for certain jobs like the ones
that we have, or if you work in like retail
or stuff like that. But an office job, this is
perfect ful.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Like tech people. Tech people could totally do it.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
To me, this whole thing sounds kind of crazy and chaotic,
but this girl, Towi says it's actually easier than it sounds,
and it's worth it. And by working two full time jobs,
she's able to put away way more money into her
savings account and she can retire in just five years.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I mean, there's so many people that already feel like
they're mailing it in at work, Like why not mail
it in at two places?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Totally?

Speaker 6 (58:55):
Yeah, So there you go, new options for you guys out.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
There, all right, coming from a mediocre More show to
your mediocre job.

Speaker 15 (59:01):
That's right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Brook, you're going for two wins in a row to Dame.
We got to get right into this with Alex from
Kirkland because he is on his way to catch a
flight at the airport as we speak.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Oh, how close are you cutting at Alex?

Speaker 11 (59:23):
God, I'm about ten minutes from the Master Park and
I'm doing this not looking at the direction.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
So okay, lot, b Man, that's my lot.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Yeah? Yeah, Where are you flying to?

Speaker 13 (59:37):
I'm going to Nashville?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Oh fine, you got a bachelorette party you're going to?

Speaker 11 (59:41):
No, I'll probably run into a few, but I'm going
to just a work summon.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Oh all right, Brooke is heading out of the studio, Alex.
While that happens, you know, the game's played. He got
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say past. But you have
to beat Brook outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is moon day.
We walked on the moon for the first time. In
what decade?

Speaker 13 (01:00:10):
The sixties?

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
A singing group of three is called a trio. What
do you call a person singing by themselves?

Speaker 13 (01:00:16):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (01:00:17):
Solo?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
What actress played Tony Stark's personal assistant Pepper Potts and
the Iron Man movies? Ah Best Coxwayne's skulls and rigor
are all terms used in What Sport.

Speaker 14 (01:00:30):
Rugby?

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Which two characters Sharon Apartment at one two three, Sesame Street,
George and Olaine.

Speaker 14 (01:00:39):
All right, they didn't even live together.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
They didn't even live.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Appreciate the reference. Anyway, Brook's coming back in studio, and
I heard a rumor that Alex actually played you Brook
ten years ago when he graduated high school.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh my god, that's when I graduated too.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
And then she met you in person, and his first
impression of you was you were cocky and quirky.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
How did things go together? Where did we meet, Alex?

Speaker 13 (01:01:11):
To be clear, To be clear, I said quirky.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Your producer said, okay, I'll say he knows me best.

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:01:19):
I used to work at King five, so I met
you at a couple of those events.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
And I gave off quirky.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Oh I can see Brooken like, Hi, oh Hi, nice
to meet you, Brooke.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I know you.

Speaker 10 (01:01:31):
She's like, oh hey, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
She's like, of course I so I try not to
be weird. I really do.

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
And it's quirky in a good way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Okay, sure, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
I shouldn't give off the promiscuous vibe that day. Yeah,
all right, Brook, it's your turn.

Speaker 13 (01:01:48):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah, God it's never been cool Brook.

Speaker 9 (01:01:56):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
All right, your time starts now. Today is Moon Day
we walked on the moon for the first time in
what decade?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Fifties?

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
A singing group of three is called a trio. What
do you call a person singing by themselves solo? What
actress played Tony Stark's personal assistant Pepper Potts in the
Iron Man movies? Scarlett, Johanson, Coxwain, skulls, and rigor are
all terms used in What Sport? Which two characters share
an apartment at? One?

Speaker 13 (01:02:24):
Two?

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Three? Sesame Street?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Oh, oh my god, I'm Burton.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Ernie got those answers in. Let's go to the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose Are.

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
You allowed to eat Jolly donuts?

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
Private?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Five? S? No, sir?

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
The one, Alex, you got to correct today?

Speaker 12 (01:02:42):
Okay, Brook, Yep, you got three?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Just edged out there, Alex. Let's go over the answer
is real quick. Today's Moonday. We first walked on the
moon in the nineteen sixties. Nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
All I can think of is the Dumb and Dummers.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
A singing group of three is called a trio. A
person singing by themselves is doing a solo.

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Tony Stark's personal assistant Pepper Potts is played by Gwyneth
Paltrow in the Iron Man movies. Coxwayne, skulls, and rigor
are all terms used in rowing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
And I've roaded before.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Oh I was like cat a crab manh yeah cool.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
The two characters who share an apartment at one two
three Sesame Street are Bert and Ernie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
I ship them.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Yeah, Alex can't give you any money here, but the
good news is just we're playing. We're gonna give you
a twenty five dollars gift card to Sephora that Sephora
Bellevue Square. You can enjoy a shopping experience where all
are welcome and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus,
get your beauty in two hours when you buy online
and pick up in the store.

Speaker 14 (01:03:48):
Thank you appreciate it.

Speaker 13 (01:03:49):
I have a good flight, row, Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.