FULL SHOW: Fun Size Only Date, Whatcha Doin’ at Spirit Halloween + Weirdest Costumes (10/27/25)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, a little special treat for you today. We got
a brand new what you do in It's Spirit Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I guess we're all about spirit because if you miss
Jeff's song of the Week from last Friday, you definitely
need to go watch that on YouTube as well, especially
because he was dressed as Lord Farqua.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
How long un till they reach out to us and
they're like, hey, guys, please stop talking about it.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, yeah, show They're like seasoned please.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
So yeah, Hey, it's the start of Hallow week here.
I'm like a Jeffrey in the morning, and we love
your comments.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Actually the final week of Hantober.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, yeah, I just can't get behind Jeff calling that.
But what do we got on the comment board?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Twenty three year old here from Maryland. Laser Stories are
my only real news source. I listened to you guys
every day in the car. It went doing chores, keeping
me laughing from Christy, okays.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Like follow some type of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't need to be informed and educated, you just
need to be happy, Christy.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
And that's why we got you know today, undumb criminal.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, well that's definitely happening again today.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Enjoy Christine full Show starts right now.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
Happy Halloween Week, my friends. It's girltt Jeffrey in the Morning.
A lot of excitement around the holiday this year.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
That guy thought you were funny.

Speaker 8 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, comedy.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah. In fact, did you know the average person in America?
I guess I should say adult person started prepping for
this holiday over five weeks ago to.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's like what the beginning of September.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Yeah. It includes getting costumes, stalking up on your candy,
your pumpkins, all that good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I see a lot of decorations, feeling more than ever.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah, I also all of that. And if you're in
the camp who believes gen Z are all just lazy slackers,
well know this. The average person in their twenties has
been prepping for Halloween for almost seven weeks. Oh, it
takes a long time to make of jello shots for
the Halloween parties, So you got to start early.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
On that customized like by the molds that are cute shapes,
you know, for the jello shots.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
The first first year we worked with Alexas, she had
like four different Halloween costumes. I'm like, you're not going
to this one thing, like it's a different party. Broke
you can't wear it.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Yeah, we broke her spirit on that, so good. First,
one more staff for your face. People who say they
go big on Halloween, they've been planning since mid August.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
On average, it's a party.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I want to be invited to a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Christmas is mind, but this is their favorite holiday.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Yeah, that is a big one.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
There are houses in my neighborhood that I must rent
storage units just to tostore those huge skeletons because.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They have, like, yeah, where do they put them?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Eight like house size skeletons of their only eight? No,
it's not my house.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Seventy two percent of Americans say they plan to celebrate
this year. Sixty seven percent are going to be handing
out candy, fifty two percent of put up decorations around
their house, and forty nine percent of people say they're
dressing up so excited. I must be bringing down the
national average because I haven't even looked at my costume
yet for Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Actually, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Don't be that person in the room.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
I'm sure it's gonna arrive. Yeah, yeah, but it is
Halloween week. On the show, We've got lots of spooky
theme content planned for the next few days leading up
to our big Halloween spectacular, so make sure you hit
up our socials at brook and Jefferies. You could follow along.
Now we're gonna move on to the shot Collin question
in the day with Digital Jake, who I'm sure has

(03:41):
been prepping this question since early March. Wow, don't let
us down.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
We finally Halloween week is here. Yeah, it's fun to
see Brooks already at her scary outfit.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Whoah, wait, she's just terrifying.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I just don't have makeup on yet.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Terrifying.

Speaker 9 (04:02):
But what other fun costumes do people like to wear
during the spookiest time of year. You'll have to tell
me during a special Haunt Couture.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Edition of Plenty of twenty.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's fun.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Now I have a list of the top twenty most
popular Halloween costumes for kids this year.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Okay, you just.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
Got a name one to stay in the games. Now,
Remember these could be for little boys or little girls.
So you think about popular TV shows, movies, superheroes, their
favorite digital producers from the.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Radio, digital whatever.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
But the silver save will be in play and Alexis,
since you still fit into child size costumes, We're gonna start.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
With you to.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I think he works for kids, and I have used
it as a last minute costume myself as a witch.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh yeah, a witch.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Do we not make my top.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Never mind classes which are out Alexis.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
I did tell you popular TV shows, movies, superheroes. Maybe
there's a more specific witch or witch like movie that's
on the list there, but just a witch is not
gonna make the list.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
You have to try harder than that, Brooke.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, wow, Oh got it, and I'm sorry. Can I
just get clarification? This is for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
Yes, this is for this year. Okay, a lot of
popular stuff that's currently happening right now.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, Can I just say the most popular costume of
the year has to be K Pop Demon Hunters.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Yeah, you absolutely can't say that, And in fact, we
can get the silver save as well to go with answer.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Bucket, so out of date, Alexis. Clearly.

Speaker 10 (05:38):
I was gonna literally go with what like Alexis, like
a witch or a pumpkin, But I'm nervous now and
you said topical, so I'm gonna go with Wednesday Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Adam Wednesday Adam specifically, Yes, from the new Netflix that's
number two on the the day of the week.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
That would have been kind of funny.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yes, number one, K Pop Demon Hunters, number two Wednesday
Adams a specific characters or.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wow, okay, but we put K Pop Demon Hunters all together?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Yes, okay, Yeah, Well, I mean for the last like
ten years, Marvel has been huge for kids. So give
me Baby iron Man.

Speaker 10 (06:11):
Oh baby, well, Baby iron Man not make my list
at all?

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
I wish, Jeff, I wish I was kidding you.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
But Baby iron Man amazing, Baby iron Man.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Brook We're back to you.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
Tons of answers still on the board of stuff that's
currently popular right now.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Currently popular right now. I mean, I'm just thinking of
what my kids and their friends are going as we
had a discussion last night about because my daughter's being Wednesday,
about her best friend being Enid. Yeah, Wednesday. So I
think I'll say, Enid from Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
Enid from the Adams Family, do not make our list.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It sounds like there was a bunch of friends in
the show.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's a one with the Okay, can I take it
back and reguess No, but.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
You have a silver save so you can stay in
the game Jose, We're back to you.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Now, don topical.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
The only thing I've seen at all lately is K
Pop Demon Hunters, So I'm just gonna have to say
dirty Cat from K Pop Demon Hunters.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Dirty Cat on my list.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Brook has backed her way into winning today's edition of
Plenty of twenty. I have a long list of things
you guys did not get.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's go over Chicken Jockey.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
That's on there. Brooks should have said it. Let's start
from the top three. Was le Boo Boo? Alexis I
ding you on this? You had to be more specific.
Wicked is a very popular group of costumes, Alpha Ba.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
The other one say the name, no, thank you.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
I don't want to get shamed for.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Chicken Jockey for Minecraft number five, Squid games still on
the list, Lelo and Stitch Fortnite costumes or in the
top ten for zombies from Zombies for Dawn of the Vampires,
Believe that's a Disney thing that's going on Fantastic four,
an F one race car driver. The one thing that's
not very branded A skeletons around Pumpkin like you guys,

(08:13):
Dark Vader Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon Spider Man, Superman, Supergirl, Hamilton,
everyone's our favorite Australian girl dog Bluey, No Ruto and
the Lorax has become very popular.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
We really don't know our children's costume. So Brooke gets
to take home the victory. She gets to choose who
gets shocked, and they're gonna be singing Golden by Hunterricks.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Obviously Alexis, who is so out of touch with her own.

Speaker 11 (08:41):
People on Halloween.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yes, gross, we're going up.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's our moment, you know, together, we're glowing, gonna be
gonna be golden.

Speaker 12 (08:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
That was your chock collar question of the day.

Speaker 11 (09:00):
Look and Jeffrey in the Morning, what's.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
The number one problem facing Halloween right now? Tired and
lazy adults. Oh, it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. And
trust me, I get it.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, because you are one.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
It is a lot of effort figuring out a costume,
finding a party, trying to pee in your one piece outfit,
then struggling to find your uber while dressed as a
giant banana. It's like, is Halloween night really worth it?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes, it's like the most fun night il a whole year.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
You don't have to scream broken. We we're just we're
just having a conversation here. You don't have to yell
at me.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I have passion.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I feel like it's one of the best parties of
the year for a lot of.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Tired adults would disagree. But finally there's a solution good.
A product designer at Meta just put out their own
app that will generate a realistic AI image to make
it look like you went out to a Halloween bag.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You fake it so you don't actually have to go exactly.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
That's not fun, that's the spirit. It takes your face
and creates a bunch of fake photos of you dressed
in costume, and it'll put a bunch of other people
partying around you too. Just look at these photos. How
realistic is that?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I don't know why we have a don't know why
we have a loneliness epidemic. Yeah, yeah, this very much
looks like AI.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Why are you guys fighting me on this? This is
the future life?

Speaker 11 (10:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why even bother? What's the point?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'll go to their Halloween party and fill in for them.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I love Halloween party.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
That's a yes. AI is where it's at, and it's
not just for tired and lazy adults. They'll also generate
image for your lazy children. The app is called Endless
Summer because it's actually meant to generate fake vacation photos.
But they have this Halloween option.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Now the app should be called dial Loon.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
That's a good idea to bring back dead people to
the pictures downloaded.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Happen if you just keep faking in your social life.

Speaker 13 (11:04):
You go.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
You could try out either mode, get four photos absolutely free,
and then after that you're gonna have to pay if
you want more, which I mean, why wouldn't you so
much fun? I will say. The reviews are a little
hit or miss. Some people say it works amazing. Others
have complained the photos generated didn't even look like them.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, but now you have a.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Way to cheat the system on Halloween night, all you
lazy people.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's what it was all about.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
The picture that's right, Laser stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's adding a new feature to
your rings security cam. Now you can get EDM doorbells
where an airhorn place, strobe lights go off and a

(11:49):
fog machine fills the doorway.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Great for those porch pirate partiers who want to get
down right before they take off with all your stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm not answering until the beat drops.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Get yours today with Laser Stories. The segment Brobb read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser. Those are the breakdance bandits
just don't. This first laser story is out of Tylersville, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I don't have Tyler's live there.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Yep. There's a thirty four year old woman named Boonie
Swims and she has a court ordered band from going
to the nearest Walmart.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I mean it makes you, makes you someone who should
be our hero of the week.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
Yeah, I imagine this is Teddy swims grandma.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Oh she'd be thirty four. That'd be quite a young grandma.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Yeah, but we're not sure how she got the band.
We do know she hates it.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Because she's not happy about not going to Walmart.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
She recently violated the band and went there earlier this month.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I'm not joking. I've always wondered this.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
If you get banned from all Walmarts, what if I
went to another one in another state and warton?

Speaker 11 (12:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Face, so they have me on a wall.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
We'll we're going to find out.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Here tell me, Jeff right now, yeah, let's stop this segment,
which you should just call Walmart and figure out how
this works.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Interesting, what happened to hurt to me?

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, employees when they saw her called the cops.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay, so she's well known.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Once they got there, Boonie explained why she'd gone to
Walmart that day, saying, quote, the cake Walmart sells is
too good to stay away.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's not a crime to love cake, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
With you, booty.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Deputies told Boonie she'd be facing trespassing charges, and that's
when she decided to make a run for it. Now,
Boonie's pretty fast and was going up and down all
sorts of Walmart issles, causing the deputies inside.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I thought she left the storage, Jeff, I didn't know
that she was still inside.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
Boy, that's what they expect her to do. See, she's
gonna throw them off, weaving in and out of the aisles,
causing deputies to lose track of her. After ten minutes
of this nonsense, the officers were out of breath and
thought of a plan to lure Boonie back.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Let us guess is it? Cake is a cake?

Speaker 7 (14:03):
They had a Walmart employee make an announcement on the
loud speaker, saying to the person or persons who left
the fresh chocolate cake in Aisle twenty three b, please
come and pick it up immediately.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
She's waitter options jail that cake. I gotta try this cake, right?

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Sound good?

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Sure enough? Booney came a running and the deputy's handcuffed
to a grocery car. She was then taken to jail
for not only trespassing but also resisting arrest ying it.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Did they should letter the cake and then not give
her any milk?

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Oh Savage, This next Lazer story is out of the
United Kingdom. Now you need to know alexis hot or not.
Metal detector hobbyists, are.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
We finding things that are worth a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
I can keep?

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Yeah, that's a good question on the metal detector hobbyists
who are multi millionaire. Yeah, because that's exactly what thirty
six year old UK resident David Moss just became. Ok,
he's British too.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Keep talking to keep talking the riches and not.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
David and his buddy were out in a virtually untouched
area of North Wales, beeping away. They were trumping through
a muddy field when a rainbow Appearedow, oh.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
My god, did he just detect happiness?

Speaker 11 (15:29):
Is that he found?

Speaker 7 (15:30):
David took it as a sign because moments later his
metal detector signals started going crazy. Whoa, And after six
and a half hours of excavating with shovels, David and
his buddy unearthed the largest Roman coin hoarde ever found
action buried treasure real ones. They estimate they found somewhere

(15:54):
between ten thousand and fifteen thousand coins from the actual
Roman Empire, dating back to some time between five hundred
and twenty seven BC.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Do you think that they take that to like the
coin change machine?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
The well, he was so freaked out about losing the
treasure that he slept with it in his car for
three straight nights.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Why can't he just sleep with it in his bed?

Speaker 10 (16:19):
Why, I'm self he has a bed in case in
case people, Okay.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
I think he might live in his car and is
a full time metal detective.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
That makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Hey, you gotta be ready to go in the metal calls.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Then he drove it straight to the National Cardiff Museum,
where the coins are now being analyzed. Nowhord on how
much the stash is worth, but estimates put it somewhere
in the fifty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Do you think that they call themselves metal heads?

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Yes, they should. By law, the money David gets will
be split in half with the landowner where he found
all the treasure.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Okay, so government rob them.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
I'm surprised this next Lazer story is out of Halloween headquarters.

Speaker 12 (17:06):
Hoyay.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
We're just days away from Halloween, so a lot of
people will be picking up some candy on their grocery
store runs. And in this economy, people are either looking
for value or the stuff they love so that they
can devour some of it too.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Both works best.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Yeah, well but let's be honest. It's twenty twenty five,
and if anyone's still buying candy corn for trick or treaters,
they have to be trolling.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, we got Halloween oreos to hand out this year.
We're like, yeah, it's like a two pack that are
individually wrapped, hand individe crumble. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
But I bring up the candy corn because there's a
new report out on the two candies that are struggling
the most throughout the past year. Not surprisingly, candy corn
is number two. Also, not surprisingly, licorice is number one.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I was thinking, should I love.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Bobby? The consumer interest in candy corn is down nine
point one percent year over year, Licorice is down thirteen
point six percent. And beyond those two, marshmallow candies also
dropped nine percent in interest, and caramel apples are down
almost seven percent.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
They need to get in with the help trends. We
need to invent candy kale.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, they'll be waiting, so chocolate chip kale chip.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I think Jeff just needs to sing a song about
all these candies.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Bo Yes, I'll really kill him. What's gaining in popularity?
Terrible Gummies actually rose in interest by forty eight percent
this year.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Why did my kids love gummies?

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Are they popular again?

Speaker 12 (18:46):
Though?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I mean they're individually wrapping them really cool too and
like different.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
You know if Harry Potter one that also randomly Old
school Baby Ruth candy bars those are up forty two percent.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Maybe the movie Goonies is coming back, you know.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Hershey's Kisses have jumped thirty seven percent in interest compared
to last year, and other less common ones include Macha cookies,
which are skyrocketing with one hundred and thirty nine percent growth. Yeah,
crunchy treats like candy Bark, Brittle and cereal clusters have
also surged eleven percent.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Ceial clusters do you just mean like rice crispy treats?

Speaker 7 (19:23):
I think they sell like bars that are like gram
Golden Brams and things like that. There you go. As
for this guy, his tiny turtle hip thrusts are up
forty two percent. Old age not stopping him. So whoever's listening,
adopt a frisky little senior turtle today. You will not

(19:46):
be sorry.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Or hand out chocolate turtles.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah, that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Wednesday. There are a few different types of people
when it comes to Halloween costumes. There's the one ones
who plan their outfits months in advance. There's ones who
scramble just to throw anything together at the very last minute, absolutely,

(20:08):
and then there's college students. The party may have started
an hour ago, but they just now realize they need
something to wear.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So, so as you wear a costume to a Halloween party, groops.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
So we went to the closest costume store by a
major college campus to ask the simple question, what you
doing at Spirit Halloween. And you're gonna hear the hilarious
audio we picked up coming up right after this. It's
Brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and we're closing in on
the Festival of Frights Hauntober. And if you don't have

(20:45):
a costume picked out yet, you really just kind of
have two options. You can do what Brook does, where
you handcraft your own obscure garment using old banana peels
and six dirty couch cushions and show up to the
party and say, see, I'm a Freudian slip.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's funny. It's funny. Okay, it doesn't smell good after
the second day you wear You're.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Committed though, Yeah, I got it, we understand. Or you
can do what the rest of us do and just
run down to the costume shop a couple of days
before and find anything that works in your size so
much and there were plenty of those types out the
other night, scrambling to find a last second outfit before
the big Halloween party weekend, which is why we sent

(21:32):
jose and Alexis out to ask some of those Halloween
or dreamers a simple question, what you're doing at Spirit Halloween,
What you're doing at Spirit.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
Halloween buying a costume, and I see that you have
the bag in your arm.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I kind of ran after you to hunch it down.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
I can't see it. What are you going to be
for Halloween?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
What'd you pick?

Speaker 7 (21:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
So my original idea was I was going to be
a ladybook, right.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
A ladybug?

Speaker 12 (21:55):
Why?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Why was that the idea?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Because I have brown hair and I think it would
be cute on me.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Okay, I like it, but it didn't deliver on time,
So a cat costume instead.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
Okay, so so what did you get? Do you mind
if I perus in your bag?

Speaker 8 (22:11):
In the bag?

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Okay, I have cat eers. I see a skirt that
is a very short skirt, young lady.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
I'm sorry, sorry, I sound like your father there for
a second.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Well that's actually a good question.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Would your father approve of what you're gonna wear for Halloween?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Young lady?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yes, you would maybe.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
I don't know if you asked her the right question.
I mean, her father might not approve, but her daddy definitely.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Why did it sound like you crawled inside of her tried?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I literally was like, hold on, let me get in there.

Speaker 8 (22:50):
Okay, there's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It was a big bag.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
They have really big bags of spirit because they have
big costumes.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Cat is pretty small. I mean it sounds like the
amount of fabric.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
Skirt the skirtsheet bot was very smart, young lady.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, sounds like she should just wear the bag instead.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
What you're doing is spirit Halloween.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm just gonna go to a few parties.

Speaker 14 (23:14):
Halleen.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Oh asp oh, I thought she said, what am I
doing this Halloween?

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
I just came here to grab a couple of costumes,
but the Gothic vampire spoke to me, but I didn't
grab any of them.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
And are you guys going to the same place, same party?

Speaker 7 (23:30):
I believe so?

Speaker 13 (23:30):
Looking for some sweet ladies, you know that's that's my priority.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
Definitely, definitely definitely looking for the hor knees between the
two of you guys at the face, you can ask
who pulls more girls?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Agree with that?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
That's false?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Wait?

Speaker 14 (23:43):
Why I feel as like I look better and I
just I just got a better slag?

Speaker 7 (23:48):
You know what you say? He's wrong on both those, Like,
I'm smarter, I'm funnier. Like I feel like if we
was to bring a goat right here, she's choosing me
ten times out of ten.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Every it don't matter who.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Choose me the ten out of time you near him.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Oh, don't put me in that spot, but you.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Boom, oh, my's that interviews over? Bro, I'm gonna say
that's what the number?

Speaker 12 (24:10):
You get your number?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Bro, already here and get your number.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
If you can't get.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
The number, I have done this, I have done.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
You didn't even ask how much money they each make
it before you decided.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Out of ten And I'm like, all right with the statistics.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Why do I feel like they argue like that constantly?
They're at the party in the corner, not even talking
to women.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
In the car. He was probably like, Bro, why'd you
throw me into the bus like me?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Talk about two guys with riz? It's what you're doing
at Spirit Halloween? Where Jose and Alexis were lurking outside
of a local costume shop. Not in a creepy way,
a kind of yeah, not a totally innocent way either,
just there to ask the patrons a simple question, what
you're doing at Spirit Halloween?

Speaker 13 (24:57):
So I'm gonna where are they Starrejo spiker rider race bike. Yeah,
so I'm riding with my friend he bought a Hamburger
across to you.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
He's gonna be a hamburger.

Speaker 13 (25:08):
What are you gonna be? H, I'm being I'm gonna
be a pizza, a piece.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Of pizza, and you're holding it up right now.

Speaker 10 (25:16):
So some people may say this is kind of lazy
other than just the pizza slice.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
What are you gonna bring? What are you gonna wear?

Speaker 13 (25:25):
Actually, this pizza slices, it will be aerodynamic. My frat
she is a Hamburger because he's a round shape. And
I got a bit here. You said, let's aerodynamic.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
You sound smart. Have you ever met any any ladies
or while you're out racing? No batcha. If any lady
is interesting me, just call me.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
I love it is there like a pizza pickup line.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
You can give a lady.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Hey, what's up for you? Like a Coco assauciated contact me.
We can make a meal.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
All the sausage line. I get it. It's pretty smooth.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I will say I love their costume choices for a
bike race because if I if I was in that
bike race, it'd be motivation.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'd be like, oh, I got to catch up with
that Hamburger.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
That's a good reminder ladies, if you're out this weekend
and you see a giant pizza slice on a bicycle,
let him toss you a sausage pickup.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
What you doing is spirit Halloween.

Speaker 14 (26:24):
So I'm going to a few Halloween parties. Pass off
some candy, you know, if like Halloween goes all weekend.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
So, okay, how many parties are you going to?

Speaker 11 (26:34):
Well?

Speaker 14 (26:35):
Right now, currently there's five on the list.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
But okay five.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
If you're a Halloween party, who would you rather make
out with a zombie or a clown?

Speaker 14 (26:45):
A zombie?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Why it would be nice? If zombie would be nice? Yeah,
easter than the clown.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Yeah, I personally I can't do clouds. I'm so terrified, Like,
even if it's for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
What about minion or a teletubby minion? Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And why tell us some are horrifying?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I getting you're choosing these based off what's the scariest
do you have? Is there a costume a guy could
be in that is absolute too scary to sleep with,
no matter how hot he is.

Speaker 14 (27:12):
If you're like Chucky and you're like four foot, then
I'll be terrified.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like if you're Chucky and you're.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
Like six eight, then I'm just like, Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It really depends on the villain's height. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I always said that Chucky is just my type, just
a little bit too short, like he's a six and
a half. But if you give him some lifts that
Dolph and nine.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I agree with her about the zombie thing too. I mean,
if finally you find a guy who's interested in your brain.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Oh wow, you have awful breath.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Though still, I think everyone's with Brooke on that. That's
what you do in that spirit Halloween. Your phone taps coming.

Speaker 11 (27:51):
Up, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
It's another Halloween phone retired.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
He you just get there, Okay, I didn't ask for
someone else to do.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Everything's scarier. Today we call a woman who was set
up by one of her neighbors. The Brook was just scared,
that was why. But this woman was set up by
one of her neighbors. All she was told before this
is that there's a new lady who just moved in
that wants to connect with her. So she is expecting

(28:28):
a phone call, but she's not expecting the weird favor
that Brooke is about to ask her to do. Here
we go on Halloween night. It's very good you're gonna
hear your phone tab.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm shaking my head, shaking her head in fear.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
Phone tap coming.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
Up now another.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Is this Hannah?

Speaker 15 (28:56):
What's hi?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well we have an officially met, but my name's Trina
and I live around the block from you. Nancy gave
me your number.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 15 (29:05):
Welcome to the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Thank can I help you?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well? Very nice to meet you. And you know, I
just wanted to call because, as you know, Halloween is
coming up.

Speaker 15 (29:15):
Yes, I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I've just heard that the neighborhood really goes all out
for the kids with the trick or trading and decorations
and everything.

Speaker 15 (29:24):
Oh yeah, the kids really love it here.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah that's great because I have two kids and I
know perfect yes exactly, I know they're going to be
coming by your house that night, and that's why I'm calling.
I was hoping you could do me a little favor.

Speaker 16 (29:38):
Okay, sure, not a problem.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay, great. Well, when we stop by, I want you
to give our older son Cody more candy than our
daughter Abigail.

Speaker 15 (29:47):
Oh does Abigail have a health problem?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
No, No, I think it's just important that you're giving
out multiple pieces to Cody. Okay, like make it real
obvious that Cody gets like, let's say, four pieces is
and then ab Gail gets one.

Speaker 15 (30:05):
We kind of do like the really big candy bars.
So I'm not exactly.

Speaker 16 (30:10):
Sure how that's gonna work.

Speaker 15 (30:11):
Okay, are you sure I can't just give them each one?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
No? No, we definitely need Cody to have more, else
the whole lesson will be blown.

Speaker 15 (30:20):
Oh oh, it's a parenting a lesson thing.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Get me. I love that. We love to use real
experiences as teaching tools in our family, you know, for
the kids.

Speaker 15 (30:31):
What exactly is the lesson?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, my husband and I were the co CEOs of
our family, and we just thought it would be a
great opportunity to teach the little ones about trickle down economics. Okay,
let me let me walk you through it. Okay, Cody
will come back with the most candy. Then at the
end of the night, my husband and I we're gonna
take most of it, like attacks oh, you know that

(30:56):
we all have to pay. And then when we take
like most of his, you know, i'd like eighty five
ninety percent, then Cody will get paid with the rest,
you know, and then the trickle down to the daughter.
From there, she'll get less.

Speaker 15 (31:08):
Even are you? Are you joking right now?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
No? No, And just so you know, Cody will be
dressed as Colonel Sanders from KFC, and then our little
Abigail is going as Kim k Oh.

Speaker 15 (31:21):
Okay, so this is a joke, got it?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, I don't. I don't know why you keep saying that.

Speaker 15 (31:28):
Well, I'm saying it because I'm not going to intentionally
give your daughter less candy. I mean, that's just means
to do. How am I supposed to be seen as
like a friendly neighbor to her?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You know what's really mean? What the real world?

Speaker 16 (31:46):
Yeah, but these are kids.

Speaker 15 (31:47):
I mean you only gets to be a kid one exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's the only time you get to learn this without
it hurting. You know, Abigail's got to get used to
making less. Not only is she the youngest one in
the company gender pay gap. You know we're not going
to fix that by the time Abba yell enters and workforce,
now are we.

Speaker 15 (32:02):
Look, I'm not here to tell you how to parent
your children, but I think you're taking this way too far.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You know what, I appreciate you keeping your opinions to yourself.
And if you can't do that, why don't you take
a king size Snickers bar and shove it in your
mouth hole?

Speaker 15 (32:16):
I'm sorry, are you threatening me?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You're quick? Wow.

Speaker 15 (32:21):
You come over into my neighborhood and you're telling me
how to run my house and my Halloween candy.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
And you're telling me how to mother my children. What
are you gonna tell me next? That the Kim K
costume is not appropriate for a nine year old.

Speaker 15 (32:34):
It's absolutely not appropriate for a nine year old. What
are you gonna do? Give her juvederm neck?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Oh you know.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
The fancy word for botox. Good for you, okay? And
I can already tell what kind of parents you are.
Oh did that little girl Kardashian costume of fand you? Honey? Yeah,
I can book you a therapy appointment.

Speaker 15 (32:50):
I am not some snowflake. I'm just saying, don't rope
The rest of the neighborhood is, Oh, your.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Kid's gonna show up at my door and start crying
when I give little Johnny Moore cant and Little Tina
or whatever the hell you name them.

Speaker 15 (33:03):
My kids are never coming to your house when I
find out exactly where you live.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Crying that's me crying. Oh, I'm so sad.

Speaker 11 (33:10):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm not sad about that at all.

Speaker 15 (33:12):
You sound like the kid in this family. How about
you grow the up?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh, trick or treat? What pick? Trick? Because this is
actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 15 (33:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Are you your neighbor Nancy set you up. She said,
Halloween in your neighborhood is just going to be crazy
this year, and she wanted to play a joke on you.
So trick.

Speaker 15 (33:37):
Oh, I listen to your show all the time.

Speaker 16 (33:39):
I should have known your voice. I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, I hope I don't sound like that on the radio.
My gosh, I was.

Speaker 15 (33:46):
Over here, like, who is this whack job that just
moved into my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's just putting the trick into trickle down economics, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (33:53):
Genuinely?

Speaker 16 (33:54):
Yeah, wake up?

Speaker 11 (33:56):
Every morning was fu tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
You've probably been to a haunted house before, but have
you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes?

Speaker 8 (34:10):
Oh no, I'm just focused on getting the heck.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Out of are Yeah, and I'm not talking about like
who gets what costume or who gets to polish the
chainsaw my tune again. I'm talking about real workplace issues
like Dracula getting frustrated because their health plan doesn't include
dental plus he would need that, or Frankenstein clogging the

(34:36):
community toilet again.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Is a guy named frank.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
I had too much coffee?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Well, the guy that we're about to talk to actually
works at one of those haunted houses, and he went
on a date with a coworker who is now not
calling him back. You know what they say about not
dipping your broomstick in the come Benny cauldron. Now it's awkward.
We're going to find out what's going on in your

(35:06):
Halloween themed second date update. That's next second date update.
Vampires wear, wolves, gools, and goblins all terrifying, for sure,
but we all know nothing is scarier than dating in
the modern world. That's the sound of someone getting blocked

(35:30):
on Tinder.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Are we allowed to do a horror film? Is that
what we're allowed to do right now?

Speaker 7 (35:35):
That's what we're in right now, because if you could imagine,
we're getting a lot of emails from people who are
meeting other single people during the spooky season. Yeah, for sure,
it's even meeting them in person.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Scared Alexis, I haven't who.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Would be brave enough to do such a thing? Our
listener Anthony. Oh, cool, a girl in person and needs
our help. Anthony, what's up?

Speaker 11 (36:01):
Hey, guys?

Speaker 15 (36:02):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Where'd you meet this lady?

Speaker 12 (36:06):
So we work in a haunted house together?

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Are you guys like the actors in the Haunted House?

Speaker 12 (36:13):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm a cannibal cook. She's a zombie cheerleader.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
What's her name? Her name is Quinn Quinn Okay, and
the zombie cheerleader.

Speaker 12 (36:27):
This is something that I do every year. I've been
doing it since I was like, you know, a teenager. Wow,
and this is her first year there. But I know
this probably sounds weird, but you know when she does
her like dead zombie boys, I think it's pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
How did you guys get to talking or were your
friends you know? All Spooky season?

Speaker 7 (36:54):
How do you flirt in a haunted house?

Speaker 12 (36:57):
So we do like a couple of scenes together. It's
like this scene where she's like strapped to a table
and I like take a bite out of her arm.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Nice.

Speaker 12 (37:08):
Yeah, so there's definitely like some flirtation there, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh yeah, I missed.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Your arm and now we're making out.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah, that's how I flirt even when I'm not in
a haunted house.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So I feel you and it's a fun vibe too.
I've like volunteered as an actor before on a hanted house. Yeah,
and like backstage, they like do your makeup, So there's
like downtime too. I assume you guys have connected outside
of you just eating her arm.

Speaker 12 (37:33):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I asked her out and so
we went to a bar after work one night.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh my god, were you still in makeup?

Speaker 9 (37:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
We have a shower there so we can like shower
and change and stuff before we go home. But I mean,
I go to a bar, and you know, that was
kind of like the first time i'd really actually seen
her without the makeup on. And she she looked even
hotter without like a bloody mass.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
It's a bad sign if you say she will way
hotter when she's bloody.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, she's somehow more pale.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, strange.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
All right, well that's good news. What did you guys do?

Speaker 12 (38:08):
I mean, we just like mostly like we had some drinks,
talked about Halloween, like different costumes that we wore when
we were kids, our favorite candy, you know, like childhood
memories and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
I shouldn't even ask what your favorite candy is. I
don't want to start a fight. Yeah, because there's only
one right answer, Candy corn.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
What is that what you said? That is why she's
not calling you back. I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Well on this guy. Oh wow, I just kidding. I'm kidding, dudes.
So that's cool that you guys bonded over old Halloween memories.
That sounds fun.

Speaker 16 (38:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
So you know it's like we got we got like
a little close. We didn't kiss, but there was definitely
like feels like we were feeling each other, and you know,
we like hugged good night, and I was like, Okay,
this was fun, I'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 16 (38:53):
Awesome.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
But then the next day she was like moved to
a totally different room in the haunted house, like on
the other side.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh no, oh no, Is that by chance or do
you think she asked to be moved.

Speaker 12 (39:04):
I don't know, Like, I don't know if you like
requested it or if it was just like, you know,
part of the regular rotation. But I did see her,
and she was I think, like kind of cold, and
she's maybe.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Character yeah cold body? Yeah who that sucks. Now you
have to bite somebody else's arms?

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Been weird?

Speaker 12 (39:23):
Is she not answering my text or like my Instagram messages?
And uh, kind of bumming me out? So I'm hoping
that you can help me.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
I mean, is there anything, looking back on your night
at the bar that you think maybe you did wrong
that could have turned her off?

Speaker 12 (39:37):
I mean I thought about that, but honestly, I can't
think of anything.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Maybe she was just using you for your brains. I mean,
she is a zombie.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
Or maybe you bit her arm too hard. Oh wow,
she needs just a little soft nibble.

Speaker 15 (39:48):
I guess that's possible.

Speaker 12 (39:49):
I mean, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It sounds like she's definitely avoiding you.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Let's call this undead cheerleader and ask her what's up.
We're gonna play a song, come back, and get you
your Halloween themed second date update. Right after this second
date update. You've seen Hannibal lecter, but have you seen
Hannibal in love?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Even Hannibal deserves love.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
A man in a mask nibbling on a zombie cheerleader's
arm while they both sip on a cold can of
blood light. But what he really has his eyes set
on is her heart.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh does she still have one?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Not just to eat, but to have forever? What's happening
with one of our listeners, Anthony, who met a girl
named Quinn while they both worked together at a haunted house.
But after they went out, she was moved to a
different room and she's been acting kind of cold towards him.
So we're gonna call her and ask what gives Brooke,
how optimistic are you that this ends in a date

(40:51):
because it sounds kind of romantic to me?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It did. I thought it sounded really romantic until she
got moved, And I think she may have done that
on purpose, which is not a good sign that I mean,
it sounds like she wants nothing to do with you.
Did you insult her in some way?

Speaker 12 (41:06):
I told her that she looks better without all the
bloody zombie makeup, But oh, how.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
A horrible thing to say to a woman.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't know, maybe a vampire swooped in and got
her first, you know, yeah, she fell in another moment.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, maybe just don't came out like women's makeup.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
I was just gonna say some women get offended and
look into things, and alexis the point.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
All right, Well, let's stop speculating and start getting some answers.
We're gonna call Quinn right here. You ready, Anthony, I'm ready?
All right, here we go.

Speaker 16 (41:47):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 11 (41:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I was expecting a zombie.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Oh that's a bummer. Hey is this Quinn?

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (41:56):
Yeah, they were a radio show you made have heard
of called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh hey, thanks, quid number one with zombies.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Yeah, that was that was supposed to be a joke
because we hear that you work as a cheerleader zombie
at a haunted house.

Speaker 16 (42:17):
I do.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Yeah, yeah, we hear you make quite the sexy cheerleader
dead cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
What that weird?

Speaker 14 (42:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Yeah, our compliments are off today.

Speaker 11 (42:28):
You're gross.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Yeah. We heard about you from one of our listeners though,
named Anthony, who you went out with?

Speaker 16 (42:36):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Uh? You went on a date with him? Right, That's
what we heard. Because we do this segment called the
Second Date Update, and we're trying to help Anthony figure
out why after your date at the bar. You've been
acting a little bit cold towards him in the Haunted.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
House, or maybe he's reading it wrong. I mean you
never know. He feels like maybe you're avoiding him for
some reason.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
Yeah, and I mean not like normal zombie cold. I
mean like extra inner person cold.

Speaker 16 (43:04):
Uh yeah, I guess so. I mean, I don't know
what you want me to say.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Well, I mean, did you like him?

Speaker 16 (43:11):
I mean I thought I liked him.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Okay, he did something, didn't he?

Speaker 6 (43:15):
I knew it?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Like it just he said that you even changed areas
in the Haunted House. Did he do something to offend you?

Speaker 16 (43:23):
I mean, it's just we just didn't see eye to
eye on some stuff and it's just not going to
work basically.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Okay, So you're not mad, You just don't want a datum.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
And you mean like I to eye, not like zombie
eyes in that way. You mean something because like I said,
he told us that you guys went out. I mean
from his perspective, everything was really great.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And you were clicking. You were talking about he said,
childhood memories and Halloween and fun stuff, and you had
a nice hug.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
So which part of it was bad to you?

Speaker 16 (43:56):
I mean Yeah, that was all nice, but I was
learning with him and I just made this comment flirting, like,
you know, if things work out between us, we'd be
the house that gives out like the full sized candy bars.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh yeah, wow flirt.

Speaker 16 (44:14):
Yeah, and yeah. That's when it just kind of went
downhill for me. So why because he just got all practical.
He kept saying like, do you know how much that's
gonna cost in the future.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Oh my god. He broke down the mathematics of handing
out full sized candy.

Speaker 16 (44:36):
Bars exactly that, Like he said, full sized candy bars
are going to be like five bucks apiece. And then
he's like, you give out like one hundred that's five
hundred dollars and full sized candy bars?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Is he buying five dollars?

Speaker 7 (44:54):
I guess he does have a point.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
But so you're just saying it was like.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
Not cute, No, it was not cute because I think
he was being one hundred percent serious, Like he went
on to say, like, oh, next thing, you know, our
kids are not going to college.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
To college.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I think.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Everybody wants to be that house so fun to get
lectured after you flirt with somebody.

Speaker 16 (45:23):
Are you sure he's not joking like, no, no, I
mean I did think he was joking at first, but
when I giggled, you know, he was like hard up now,
like you have to be smart with money.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
I was like, Okay, it's weird, but listen, you guys
don't know each other all that well. Is that fair
to say?

Speaker 16 (45:43):
I mean, yeah, we we know each other as zombies
more than as people.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
I guess we've only worked together for this first year
in the Haunted House. You there's a chance you could
have misinterpreted what he was saying, and he may have
been just playing along the whole time, jokingly, like it's
a weird thing to say, like down on the road,
we're going to give out full sized candy bars. Maybe
maybe he was trying to joke back and you didn't
get it, and we should find out because Anthony's actually

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already on the phone.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oho, we scared you. He's like the chainsaw guy at
the end of the Hanted House, the Haunted phone line.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Anthony there, I'm here. Okay, tell me that you were
just having fun with her with that. That was a joke.

Speaker 12 (46:26):
No, I was being curious.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
What you could have just lied right now and just
said was a joke.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You didn't have to be.

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Set you up.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
I don't think it's that big a deal, that's honestly
how I feel like, why should I laugh?

Speaker 15 (46:38):
Why should I lie?

Speaker 16 (46:39):
So because it's my dream, it's not important to you.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
If your dream is bankrupt our future family, then yeah,
like you're serious about this, Anthony, Well it's a bad idea.
Our kids really wouldn't be able to go to college.
All that money are staying on candy. We should be
investing in like a college fund.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, I think she was just trying to flirt with you, Anthony.

Speaker 12 (47:07):
Yeah, I mean I guess, but like I take financial
literacy very seriously.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
You know what's probably have a second job.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Yeah, you do have a point, Anthony, because I didn't
even think about all the dentist bills that you're going
to rack up with those full sized cans.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
You're handed them out. Your own kids are eating them, Jeffrey,
you know that you.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Eat the own candy. You know that better than anybody.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
Oh please, I bet he wouldn't even let our kids
have a full sized candy bar.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Good point.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
How many kids are you guys playing on having?

Speaker 7 (47:40):
How many fake zombie children are we having?

Speaker 16 (47:42):
In the future exactly zero, because I'm not going to
be with him.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
I just think it's kind of silly to be arguing
and deciding your dating life over future fictitious full sized
candy bars with your kids that don't even exist yet.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Kind a big deal. I might put this on my
dating profile.

Speaker 8 (48:01):
Wide left if you're not a full bar household.

Speaker 16 (48:03):
Yeah, he's making our fake children way more important than
the real me right now, that's true.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
I mean, Anthony, don't you think that Quinn is more
important than your fake children down the road.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
When you put it that way, like not really, like, oh,
you care more.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
About your future children.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
That's a good fight. Anyone listening.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, don't shame gaginary dad.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
I mean there's a reason that they make the fun
sized candy bars though, Like that's a good compromise.

Speaker 12 (48:32):
Everybody the fund size they're not good. Yeah, Like how
I bit her arm a one and that'll never happen again?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Is that something she's supposed to be disappointed?

Speaker 12 (48:48):
I think, so you don't have I'm the best fighter
in the whole haunted house.

Speaker 16 (48:52):
He acts like I have somebody to compare him with.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Well, this is weird. I just think that you guys
maybe are a little bit stressed out working together in
this haunted house. Once the spooky season is over, cooler
heads prevail, you guys are going to want to go
out again.

Speaker 12 (49:10):
Yeah. I mean, if you guys are paying for it.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Then that's the smart financial thing to do.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
So is that actually why you called.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
No? I believe it. Well, that's kind of a yes
from Anthony Quinn.

Speaker 16 (49:28):
Well, Anthony, I have a question for you at Christmas time?
How many presents would our fake children have?

Speaker 13 (49:33):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Good question.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
I mean they'll be getting savings bonds and the amount
depends on the interest rate.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
Boring Stfford, I got a banknote.

Speaker 12 (49:46):
Yes, well, hey, compounding interest is nine point six right now?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Hey, buddy, I'm getting hot over here.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
Like that freaking Jeffrey in The more.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
You see, this is exactly why you never date your
co workers, whether it's in an office building or in
a haunted house.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I'm gonna say that's kind of a big situation.

Speaker 7 (50:12):
Yeah, but it's the same deal. Now, just imagine how
awkward it's gonna be in that haunted house.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I love that there's some drama and behind the haunted house.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, like a couple of fights happen.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
I'm walking through it.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
I'm going to scare her.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
He's going to have to bite her, and she's going
to be like, I'm already dead. It's just gonna be
weird in there now. So that's just a good thing
to remember. Do not date your co workers. That is
what I have to say.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
That is my from it. Yes, I thought it was like,
maybe be a little bit more fun if you're going
to be working at a haunted house. Yeah, it was
so stiff.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Financially literate zombie is.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He's gonna pull out his ten key and do some
of your taxes.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
He was a cannibal chef, so.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
It's gonna come out like the stock market.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
You can to raise the prices of eyeballs again because
of inflation.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Oh my god, it's terrifying. Yeah, but uh yeah, I'm
sorry it didn't work out for those two.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
Yeah, me too, But it's probably for the best.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
It is for the best. And remember we can help
you with your dating life. If you want us to
just email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't
calling you.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
Back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Every Halloween, there's basically four categories of costumes that you're
going to come across. There's the traditional spooky Halloween classics.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, give me a vampire, show me a witch.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Shy blood.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
Then there's the risky nurses and Harley Quinn's of the world.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Oh yeah, it's as.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Sexy as you can go. The amazing ones that win
all the prizes at the contest, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
That you've been They had to have worked on it
for an entire year.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
But then there's always the one person who's wearing that
bizarre craft project that probably involves some type of squashpun
and nobody can really figure out exactly what they are.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yes, I see you, I love you. I was a
dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
That was good.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
The thing is on that last one. A list just
came out of the weirdest, most random costumes that you
can actually buy.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
For Halloween this year.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
We're gonna tell you the best ones. Coming up right
after this, What should you definitely not wear for Halloween
this year? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And
if you ask Brooke, nothing is too weird or too
obscure to be made into a wacky, hilarious Halloween should
have any.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Say in this one.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
What are you talking about I still think my blood
clot costume was iconic, at.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Least if somebody thinks it and it's you. Another time,
she was a living photo booth one year, which we
all know was just an elaborate excuse so she could
secretly take pictures of me with her polar throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
You're welcome for there and back.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
In twenty eleven, Brooke did Resting witch Face, which was
so subtle it took us hours to figure out what
the hell she was. But the good thing.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Is tell the difference.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
She's not alone, though, because coming up with questionable, hard
to understand outfit ideas is a common thing, and that's
why a popular publication did its annual roundup of the
weirdest Halloween costumes you can actually buy online.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
They are already put together.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
They're already put together for you. Pop them in the
cart and hit purchase.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Okay, if you're gonna be that person that wears a
storebot costume, okay, here's some of.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
The highlights from it. Number nine a ceiling fan where
the hat is supposed to look like the blades of
a fan sticking out, and it comes with a T
shirt that says let's go ceiling ceiling fan.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I mean pretty much guarantee that you're not going to
make out with anybody if you have blades coming off
the top of your house.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
Yeah, that definitely seems like a Brook special would home.
Number eight a utility pole. This is a it's a
couple's costume where you each dress as a tall metal,
gray pole and then you're connected in between you by
black straps that look like power punch.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It's so funny. I saw this and people were commenting,
this is so amazing, I get it, and I was like,
I don't really get it.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
It wasn't mind blowing.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
It's just your utility poles. That's it.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
It sounds like an argument though, where to go with
the party, like you.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Or having to go to the bathroom at the party.
Number seven is a before, during, and after you go
to the bathroom costume. What the actually this is the
weirdest one. It acquires three people one one costume is
a full roll of toilet paper, another is an empty

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an empty roll, and the third costume is the poop.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
So the third costume is the person you don't like
in your friend group.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
But somehow getting the most action at the Halloween. I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
My son would think it's the funniest.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Number six botched surgery costume.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Oh, this sounds good.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Where your whole body is covered head to toe in
medical bandages and fake bruises, so it looks like you
had a terrible nose job, facelift in every other cosmetic
procedure possible, all at the same time on your cheek.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I just saw someone dressed up as the game operation. Yeah,
like they had a red nose and then they had
holes where they put like the little butterfly in there heart. No,
but I thought it was pretty smart.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
That's really cool seeing the naughty version of that costume.
And that's a really good one. Talking about the strangest
costumes that you can actually online for Halloween this year,
Number five is a charcouterie board.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Oh my god, please tell me you're real and I.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Can eat you.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
It's not as fun as it sounds.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It's not.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
It's a brown slab that hangs down onto your chest
and has pictures of various meats and cheeses on it,
and in the description they suggest pairing it with a
real glass of red wine you carry around with you
the whole night. Well, I mean excuse to have a
red glass of wine on you, but you can't drink it,
or your costumes.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Keep you be the best person at the party people
thinking at you.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
My parents always tell a story of how they're at
a costume party and one of their friends when as
like a wrapped ham, and my my dad thought it'd
be funny to go take a bite, not realizing it
was like their skin of their butt. It with just string,
so it looked like it was coming out like a ham. Anyway,
so my dad bit somebody's butt.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
I love your dad.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
Number four A price is right for pack. This one's
meant for four people. So each person wears a belt
that looks like the podium's contestant stem, and you're standing
behind it. One of you is bidding seventeen hundred dollars,
another is eight hundred, another says eight oh one, and
the last person bids.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
That is funny, but you have to stay around each
other the entire night, or it's not funny. Number one
it's supposed to be. Number three is a kale and
ranch salad couple's costume. One of you is a large
piece of kale, the other is a bottle of ranch.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
God, and then they talk about how they're vegans all night.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
It's supposed to be for the couples where one person
eats healthy and the other one usually doesn't the ranches. Yeah,
he's the fat were beauty.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
One of us is gonna die from heart disease before
the other.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
Number two chicken nugget for toddlers.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Oh wait, instead like usually toddler's dress up as a
little chicken. Now we're going as chicken nugget as.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
A new nuggets, a little tiny nugget, and mom or
dad dresses like a dunkable sauce.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Pack four or five nugget.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Nora Win as a ketchup package once like a packet,
like a little packet of ketchup.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Yeah, your dad tried to suck the ketchup out of
Always a weird Halloween, Grandpa. And the number one weirdest
costume you can buy, according to the survey, is a
taco costume for guinea pigs. What It's a really, really,

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really small looking taco that you put onto your guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Your ry, a penny guinea pig, just for that moment.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
Just to break your brain. There's an even smaller one.
That's a sushi costume for pet lizards. Really little tiny
sushi roll.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Someone please get it and tag us in the picture.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
It's a dragon roll text to seven eight five nine
two with the strangest costume you've ever seen or worn
for Halloween.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
That'll be good.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
It is Halloween week here on Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and that means on this segment you're guaranteed
to get at least one Halloween themed question, possibly even too.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Don't scare me, Jo, I'm scared.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Can you beat the Wicked Witch of West Idaho? Brooke Fox?
We will find out. And today we have a return player,
Lisa on the phone. She is one one in one
all time. Lisa, how is your Halloween trivia knowledge overall?

Speaker 15 (59:59):
You know, I'm a little nervous, but we'll see.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Okay, because I might ask you how long Dracula's fangs
are even though size doesn't matter. We all agree on
that you might have to answer a question along those lines.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
We don't all agree on that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Okay, Well the men agree. Yeah, these studios we can
get to the game thirty seconds on the clock to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooks
outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready,
you got this. Let's go. Your time starts.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
What US state produces the most pumpkins every year? Is
it Illinois? Indiana? Or Washington State?

Speaker 16 (01:00:33):
Illinois?

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
In the Halloween movie franchise, what's the name of the
masked killer.

Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
Jason?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
How many total days are in a leap year? The
most frequently The most frequently used animal for car logos
is what past? What's the smallest ocean in the world? There, okay,

(01:01:02):
I told you a size question might come up, So
there we go. Wasn't the one I thought, But that's okay,
Brooks coming back into the studio. Care now, Lisa says
on my screen or that you're a mom of three
kids age twenty eight, nineteen and fifteen. What's it like
taking the twenty eight year old out trick or treating
this time of year? Is it awkward?

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
That's the funnest one, I'm telling you.

Speaker 16 (01:01:24):
Okay, No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Oh, you just realized that maybe the fifteen to another
one are listening.

Speaker 15 (01:01:30):
Huh yeah, probably yeah, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Me didn't mean that. She just means you'll grow out
of it.

Speaker 12 (01:01:37):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Do you know what the I mean? You have teenagers?
Are you allowed to know what they want to be
for Halloween?

Speaker 11 (01:01:44):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:01:45):
Yeah, they're kind of at the point where they're like
over it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Kids always wanted to grow up, Lames, you grow up,
but this was not what I wanted. A bad decision.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
Yeah, anyway, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yep?

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Your time starts now. What US state produces the most
pumpkins every year? Is it Illinois, Indiana or Washington State?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Indiana?

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
In the Halloween movie franchise, what's the name of the
Masked killer?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Uh? Past?

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
How many total days are in a leap year?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Three and sixty six?

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
The most frequently used animal for car logos is what jaguar?
What is the smallest ocean in the world? Indian Combining
copper and zinc makes what decorative metal?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Copper and zinc is bronze?

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Okay, we got those in, and now it's time to
head on over to the scoreboard to see how you
bol did with Jose.

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
Lisa, you got to correct today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Oh, I don't think I did much better.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Li So it's not a bad score at all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it's not bad, it's not great.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
It's kind of there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Bro you got an extra question, extra advantage.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Some would say yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I hate why you set it up like that because
it usually means I lost and what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
And let's just remind you when Lisa did get too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Yeah and Brock, Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Congratulations, you poured water on the wicked witch of West
Idaho and she has melted into Oblivia. Great job, Lisa.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. The state that
produces the most pumpkins every year is Illinois, four hundred

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and eighty five million pounds of pumpkins per year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
How dare I not know?

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Lisa knew that one. In the Halloween movie franchise, the
name of the mass killer is Michael Myers. The total
number of days in a leap year is not twenty nine, Lisa,
There's twenty nine in February, which brings the total days
up to three hundred and sixty six. Most frequently used
animal for car logos would be horses, since they present horsepower.

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Ferrari Ford Mustangs, Porschas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Car companies love those puns.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
The smallest ocean in the world is actually the Arctic Ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I knew it after I said it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
And if you combine copper and zinc that makes the
decorative metal brass. Lisa, Congratulations, you took down brook You
get one hundred dollars about this plus just we're playing.
You win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid
at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the
Disney store.

Speaker 15 (01:04:32):
Wooo you guys, I am shocked but very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
What kid are you going to tell first about your victory?

Speaker 12 (01:04:40):
Actually two of them are listening to me right now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
It's a family affair. Have a very very happy Halloween.
Come back and play again soon. We're gonna do win
Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

Speaker 11 (01:04:53):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.