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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, welcome to the Full show Man. You were in
for a treat today.

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sit back and enjoy the full show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for
our bi weekly segment called.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
O Hot Gosh.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
We've never done this is what I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
We do it every other week.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Apparently I've been out of the room.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
God morning low a little bit too hard.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Some people would say, spill the t job.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
No, it's hot goss. Okay, here we break down the
hottest celebrity gossip this side of Shanghai. Celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, doesn't know any of the current celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, I know the Shanghai celebrities. About this week's hot
goss is all about the bad boy of Boston, Ben Affleck.
Because Benny's been leaning on his ex Jennifer Gardner a
lot since he split up with Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Lowd and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well they're just really good. They're good co parents. But
you can tell he wants her back, or.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Is he wants to do a lot more than just
lean on her. Man a so called source says he
would love another chance with Jenny g I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
This feels weird coming from you for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't know, because yeah, you know you don't keep
up on the gost.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
King Ryan Gosking is my.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Name, but hey, finish just because I love Jennifer Gardner's response.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
The thing is, at the same time, Ben realizes it's
quote not very realistic for me at this time. I'm
not sure why he thinks that.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because Jennifer wants nothing to do with that relationship.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Sure, he's fresh off of a divorce. Sure Jennifer's in
a long term relationship with some other guy, and I think.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's also fresh off a divorce. I think I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Style loved dating. So she's in a serious relationship with
John Miller and Ben supposedly respects that. Not to mention,
Jen's not really feeling it after the whole you know,
nanny cheating thing and his life spiraling.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Can we could talk about how he's not aging great?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Not that too?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, let's ugly too.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Maybe one too many cigarettes? Yeah, you could drop that
and it would really improve your skill.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Leman. The dunkin donut diet is doing wonders for him.
But you know, the canoodling with Jennifer Lopez on a yacht,
I mean, all of that is working against him. We'll
call those minor speed bumps in his attempt to reconcile him.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, no, it is Some are.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Saying that despite all the odds, Jen and Ben could
reuniting again. Every man deserves a seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Chance, Brook, Jennifer Carter is like a treasure.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
You know.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Ben is not getting another chance, it seems, and we
only get one chance in the shock collar Question of Day,
because our digital producer is such a ruthless trivia master,
please show us mercy? Will you.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
March tenth a Mario d Can we celebrate everyone's favorite
mustachio plumber, princess rescuer and DIY turtle exterminator. He's spad,
he's never on time. He spent decades risking lava burns
and getting show related concussions, all while shouting whoa every

(03:55):
five seconds, just like it's supposed to be normal. But
he's not the only famous mark out there. So before
you grab your red hat and start speed running through
the day, we're going to celebrate with a special name
that Mario edition of plenty of twenty.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I thought about how many concussions Mario does have? Oh
my god, yeah, poor guy.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You guys say number one through twenty. I'll give you
a hint about a famous real Mario in the world.
Just have to name them or something about them, maybe
to stay in the game. Okay, we'll start with the
woman who thought super Mario was an either or option
on a diner's lunch menu. That's Alexis super or Mario
sandwich broke. I got it your turn. How about a

(04:42):
number vin, alexis your famous Mario is Mario? Andretti he's
retired now, but what was his famous profession?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Andretti sounds like some like orchestra leader.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Name you talent?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh, it's because of the Bocelli guy.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's why all Italians orchestra is long lost.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Orchestra music brother, ja conductor, the.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Fastest conductor ever, j Oh, he says Mario Andretti's a
maestro and orchestra.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
That is.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Incorrect. He's a phrase car driver. Brook. It's your turn.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, give me thirteen.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Your famous Mario is Mario the R and B singer.
Oh all right, how about your name any song from
his catalog? Oh no, you could have used it for
a long time. It's easy for you.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
We're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Let me love you all right?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Thanks, Jose, How did you get that?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Loved Mario.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
He really do everything.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't know if I could name another one though,
I couldn't named that one without Jose.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
There is a second one.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Did he have one?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
No, that he had two? And that's why I loved him,
because I was like, he's not a one hit wonder
to my friends, he's a two hit wonder. Jose. It's
your turn. Eleven and thirteen are off the board. Let's
go four. Number four, Jose. Your famous Mario is Mario Lopez.
Under his bio. He says he's a TV host and
what else?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Well, he's done a lot.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean he's an actor for sure.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well doesn't it just say professional heart throb like.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
A right, I'm gonna assume it says actor. I'm gonna
say actor. He says actor.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I was gonna say lifeguard because I think that was
his job in summer the bell.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
How about a number number ten?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Jeffrey, you're Mario is Mario van Peebles. What is his profession?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh, obviously also a heart throb?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, van Peebles. So he's Dutch?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Is that what that means?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
He feels like van Peebles. It feels like a very
fancy name, like he'd be some sort of fashion designer
or hairstylist.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
What about a chocolate tear?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I said fashion does hairstyle?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Dutch guy that made the.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Hat, and so I think he does hairstyling for the
Hemsworth Brothers exclusively.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Jeff said, Mario van Peebles is a hairstylist. That's incorrect.
I'm sorry. Jeffy's not Dutch either, He's Mexican. Mario van
Peebles is an actor and director.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh do we know any of his stuffers?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know, Brook, do you know? Let's go back
to you then, Okay, ten, eleven, thirteen, and four are
off the board. How about a number one? Brook Your
Mario is Mario Lemieux. What is his profession?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wow, mister Lemieux sounds very familiar, like, yes, Mario Lemieux,
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm gonna go musician, Brooks.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Mario Lemieux is a musician.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
He is.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
The hockey stick. He's a musician.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
He is.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, he did some art on ice. Mario, and you
paid for the Pittsburgh Penguins for many years. I think
she currently owns part of the team as well. Oh wow,
that means, Jose, you have won the Mario edition of
plenty of twenty.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Congratulations, Jose, you rule over Mario Land, So you get
to choose to get shocked while singing let Me Love
You by Mario. I think it'd be hilarious. Her alexis
try this one.

Speaker 11 (08:24):
You've never heard it?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh you do?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
But she's slow danced in middle school? D shut Yeah,
the Hala shakers.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Hardly. You should let me love you, Let me be
the one to give you everything.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
You want a.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Baby Einstein version. That's cool. That's your shock collar.

Speaker 9 (08:48):
Question of the day Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
The word of the hour is disappointment. Oh it's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yes, really, because you may
have seen this if you follow our social media at
Brook and Jeffrey. But a video went up of our
lizard tongued morning show test to Baby technical director Ashton
attempting a certain eating challenge called the uncrust of Blitz.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I was so confident, I think I disgusting. Yeah, I
was going to say there was no blitz at all,
just a slow chow.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
The thing was he had to He had a big
stack of uncrustables, those peanut butter jelly sandwiches in front
of him, and he had one whole minute to eat
as many of them as possible.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Didn't he say he thought he'd get twenty down.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
He's gaming high, gaming very high.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
He inhaled the first one, like it truly?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Was it so good the first five seconds.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I'm not going to judge too much. I will say
I did expect him to down more than one, maybe
seven or eight.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
It did stop after.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Stopped out at one, but you were sitting right next
to him, what was your reaction?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
He put the second one in his mouth and just
gone got it for like the longest time, chewy, chewing,
And then finally the minute was up. Like I was like, dude,
we're at thirty seconds. I thought he was gonna try
harder when I gave him a time cue, but he
just kept on trying to chew that second one.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
There was a brick of bread in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
He never got it chew.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
She will spin it out.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Let's not be too hard on him, though, because remember
he taco bell for an entire month, so his digestive
tract is permanently damaged. He's like fruit body rejecting. Just
the act of swallowing now is probably a giant struggle.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
So it's like everything in bed.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Maybe we'll figure out a path to redemption for Ashton.
I think we need to give him a tinier food,
Like how many sour warheads can he swallow in one swallow?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's the challenge, So I'll just take it down hole one.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, tic TACs on something. If you haven't seen the
videos of the untrust the Blitz challenge, go to the
Brook and Jeffery YouTube our Instagram, our TikTok, and I
to leave an encouraging comment for Ashton, What about like.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Total her own chocolate bars?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Come on, I think you have to pay extra to
see something like that. But Laser Stories it's coming up
right after this. It's the radio segment that's getting into
the toothpaste game. But not like everybody else who's focused
on whitening. He's ahead of the curve going with yellowing,

(11:29):
and you can't do that without a nice tuna flavored toothpaste.
Thinning grim light up the room in a different way
with laser stories. Yellow We read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser. There's other sea chickens. Just don't this first

(11:49):
Laser stories out of Florida strong start, Jeff, No, this
might shock you, but the Sunshine State has been number
one for the last decade in food alts. There has
been reports of Floridians being arrested for throwing burgers and
silly stuff like chicken nuggets or skittles.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I thought I was gonna be throwing fists, So actually
this is.

Speaker 12 (12:14):
A lot better.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Latest situation is a little different because a fifty six
year old woman named Shelley Hardwicke gott into a verbal
altercation with her boyfriend, and things got serious when she
picked up a whole watermelon and threw it at the guy.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, that's actually I mean, is it both hands overhand?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Is she one hand in the orch put in her
mouth and like shoot it at the crowd, spit beld it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Only you can do that, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Fortunately he was able to dodge it.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
But they're not very fast. Movie.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's like a speeding bullet.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, he wasn't prepared for what happened next. Shelley was
already locked and loaded with a second watermelon that barely
missed his head.

Speaker 13 (12:56):
She was like, burly, and how is he not prepared?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
He didn't see the second water I feel like a
canalope would be a lot more deadly.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
The second watermelon flew by his ear and splattered against
the wall behind him.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Smash, smash, so mad.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
So she put it through it pretty hard.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, she just got her upper body workout.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Police were called and when they got there, they found
Shelley grabbing another watermelon out of the back of her carmelons.
So they detained her and that's when she told cops
that she only threw the first two watermelons out of frustration.
The third was going to be cut up for dinner.

(13:40):
This is my last watermelon.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I couldn't there so big.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
She also denied trying to hit her boyfriend intentionally, but
the cops looked at him and saw there were watermelon
seeds on his face and clothing, so she was arrested
for domestic battery and spent a night in jail.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
She was my.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Watermelon, and she was not to have contact with the
boyfriend and to stay two hundred yards away from any
grocery store in the area. This next laser story is
out of thin city. Thin yeah. I want to be hot,
Oh the new Hollywood fan. To get there is simply
to eat yogurt, and not just any kind.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Of yogurt, like the yogurt diet, like the cabbage soup
diet I did back in the late nineties.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That diet it was so gross.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
No, this is much better, and it's because it's not
just any yogurt. It's thirty eight dollars yogurt. Oh my goodness.
It's called coconut cult and people are obsessed with it.
It's all over TikTok right now like a glass jar.
The reviews are claiming that it is the best creamiest
yogurt people have ever tasted. No, no, I just said

(14:49):
it's yogurt, kid, But how does it make you hot?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Well, one influencer named Kelly Peere answers that question. Here's
what she says.

Speaker 13 (14:58):
I never looked hotter somebody called nine one. My stomach
has never been plotter. It is probably a legal how
flat my stomach is. And you know why that is.
It's because I'm going to the bathroom regularly. I'm going
number two regularly.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
There's the secret. It's reported that eating the pricey coconut
cult daily can help with your digestion, reduce bloating, and
clear up your skin. Okay, it's like a lax So
there you go.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Probiotics for a lot less than thirty eight pass.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
No, not the good stuff. It's Hollywood's latest fad to
get you to poop more.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Thanks you.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
It looks sexy.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, Hollywood, you're regular.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of pet Central,
an organization that helps people with issues related to emotional
support animals, wants to raise awareness for their cause and
they'll be doing it by paying you one thousand dollars
to watch pet movies. If you're the lucky person selected,
you will watch fifteen movies about pets and their owners

(15:55):
over a seventy two hour period. Although fifteen movies in
seventy two hours, that's a lot of movie that you're
gonna have to squeeze in.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
You may not be able to sleep, actually be late,
literally three hours each.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
None of us can do that age, but they think.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
That'll be thirty six hours for twelve movies. You will
document your reactions and create a blog post about how
Hollywood portrays animals effect on the mental well being of humans.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Jeff decided by the end of the seventy two hours
is not going.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
To be good, and it sounds like they pick the movies,
but they're open to suggestions. Their list did include several possibilities, though,
including All Dogs Go to Heaven. Oh God, hold on,
they also have Marley and me Ah, they'll have to
be cracking up all the way till the end, and
then All Dogs Go to Heaven Part two. All right,

(16:43):
I'm sensing a theme here.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
All Dogs go to Hell.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
That's going to be a that's just one dog, just
one bad, bad dog, Joe.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
So there's a one hundred chance you will be bawling
during this movie marathon. But at least you don't have
time to go outside or go to work, because fifteen
movies in seventy two hours is that is a lot
of crying eyes. They're gonna be stolen from crying and
life sensitive from the moon.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm only watching Incredible Life of Pets. That's Secret Life
of Pets.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Sorry, sorry, this next Lazer story is out of Baby
World Day. Did you know Jen Alpha isn't the youngest
generation anymore?

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
January first mark the start of Jen Beta. That's what
they're called.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know, they got kind of a crappy name.

Speaker 9 (17:26):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Beta Jen betas for people born between twenty twenty five
and twenty thirty nine. And like you guys said, not
everybody's crazy about the name.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, it feels like second tier, like it is going
to be gay.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
The Wall Street Journal just ran this headline yesterday, quote,
a new generation is here. Its name is already an insult.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, I mean I get.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
They went like alpha and then the next letter is
in the Greek, But nobody else has Greek letters like
do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
But aside from the Greek alphabet, it's also slang for
someone who is passive, or especially men who are passively
to the opposite of an alpha male winning Sigma.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You want to be sigma.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Well, that's way down the alphabet.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
You can.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're trying to hype these babies up. Jet.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Okay, where's the decorum?

Speaker 12 (18:18):
Though?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
The world needs order. You can't just name stuff whatever
you want to name it all Beta. A researcher in
Australia coined the terms gen alpha and gen beta. He
says there's nothing wrong with them, and the system makes sense.
I agree.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I mean it's a technical system.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
So then the next generation would be gamma, then delta,
then so on and so forth. The alphabet brook the alta.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Gamma is it sorority and it's going to say it's
going to be two generations that are drinking a lot.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
But some people don't love the idea of their kid
being called a beta their entire life. Yeah, so it's
not too late to switch it up and go with
a different name if people agree on something else. One
idea that's being tossed around is generation AI because they're
never going to know a world out it.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's crazy, but it's true.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
And I know someone who's pumped about that option because
he's been working on his new AI project for months
now called shell GPPs. It just turns all your grains,
oh nothing else. Guy's a genius, Brook Ye give me
the credit. Yeah, he has. And that's how means Laser

(19:23):
Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
do it again at the same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
You know how you need to pass a driver's test
in order to get a license. Yeah, I think there
should also be a test you have to take before
you get a phone, like a basic assessment to make
sure that you're not completely reckless with your five G capabilities, Like,
for example, do you know how to use emojis in

(19:53):
the appropriate context?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
The US right there?

Speaker 12 (19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Can you resist double texting someone when they leave you
on red?

Speaker 11 (20:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I cannot, best friend the hardest of all? Can you
leave a voicemail that isn't totally cringe? Because I'll tell
you our next segment is full of people who would
not have passed that part of the test.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well, the test, because I really like that I think.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
We should provoke their phone privileges after you hear the
calls that they made in a brand new loser line
coming up right after this.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Is just the right number. It's the loser line.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, could you
do me a favor? Tell you boobs to stop looking
at my eyes?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh my god, but I love it so bad that
I love.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
After he says that line, whatever you do, is this
the urge to compare his stuff to a little grain
of rice? Instead, give him the number to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play for you over the air. Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Happy birthday, Happy Bursted che.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Happy birthday, Yes Valery, happy.

Speaker 14 (21:34):
Shoe.

Speaker 10 (21:38):
I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,
but happy birthday, baby, give me a call.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't
get to hear that voicemail on her phone, So hopefully
she's listening to this right now and got.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's alone in the elevator.

Speaker 9 (21:56):
When he left that, it's.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Just like six people standing around him awkwardly. Guys, can
you keep it down, by the way, that was good?

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Next message, Okay, look, uh okay, clearly this is not
gonna work out with us. We hung out like like
what three days ago, and no call, no text, nothing from.

Speaker 11 (22:20):
You at all.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
I know you said your father was dying, and I
understand that that sucks and everything, but ex this is
how it's gonna.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
Be with you.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Like, I'm sorry, but I am not okay with that. Like,
come on, I need time too, so I'm going to
do you a favor. Don't father calling me.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
Next message, Oh god, did we just.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Get the worst person in the world?

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, Dan, couldn't They got the loser line? Ee? How
is she single? I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I mean the compassion and the empathy.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
When they say that there's only scraps left on the
dating market. Clearly not in her city. Oh man, they
really missed out. I hope I have the right number.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
I agree to get this tattoo last night in a
house party and.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Must have been you convinced me with the tequila.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
And you're charming and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
But see, I have a girlfriend and it has your name.
I have your name tattooed on me. And my girlfriend's
name is Tammy. So I already have enough problems as
it is, and I need to fix this. Can you
call me and I need to figure this out?

Speaker 14 (23:39):
Please?

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Did he get the tattoo?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yes, but no it doesn't. She's not going to help
you do That was a decision that you're living.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
He already had a tattoo of her name from somebody
else and it matches, or it was literally her tattoos.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I read it as there was a tattoo artist at
the party and the girl convinced him to get her
name tattooed.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
And it's not Jimmy got it. That's how I read
it anyway.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
And then she gave him the loser line number.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I mean, it is a bold move.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Wow, if only she would have had him tattoo the
loser line.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Everybody needs to be getting the loser line number tattooed
on their bodies. So if you're getting some ink, make
sure you just add a little bit of space to
put the loser line in there. Let's hear another message,
Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Hi, this is my.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
Just calling because uh.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
I was calling.

Speaker 12 (24:38):
Sorry, I don't know. I got this all of a sudden,
so nervous.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Let me just see, let me.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
Try to start all over.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Hi Kate, I'm calling because.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
I think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
I just I just wanted to ask you on a d.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
I'm sorry, this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm just
I'm trying to ask you out. You're available on Saturday? No,
that's better, so you know, just just so cool me back.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right
into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about
and he.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Gets excited in the bedroom too.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Man, you would love that, wouldn't you. Bro. It's a
little small world after all. Actually in the bedroom you
put on.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
The bro you gave your number to my girlfriends? Like,
are you freaking stupid? Like seriously, bro, you thought she'd
leave me.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
It's he needs to know.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
That he crossed the lines cannot be crossed.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
I was hot, It's not get fault.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, he's right, you are hot. So yeah, it is
his all. Hang I guarantee that I make more money
than you, and I bet I can run a five.

Speaker 12 (26:06):
K faster than you.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
You're gonna brag about five ks.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
You love me and not you.

Speaker 13 (26:13):
So even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Maybe the guy, that guy for the Loser Line didn't
think so, but here boyfriend does.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Well, it's his fault that she's hot. You should feel
bad about himself too.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's one of those healthy relationships that we just heard.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Did I say the dating market was bad because the
couple's market not so Greaty, We're about five k's like
where you come to. Although, I mean that is pretty cool.
I'm with him on that. You can listen to The
Loser Line regularly at this time every weekend. Make sure
you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where
you can listen to all of our Loser Line second
dates and phone taps. Right there, we got a phone
tap coming up right after.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
This, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And for a fam,
one of the biggest moments is when your kid applies
to college and you find out if they got accepted
into their dream school.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Those videos always.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
They're like, yeah, it's like we got into Harvard. Well
that's happening to one mom and her daughter, and the
good news is the daughter knows how vulnerable her mom is,
so she wanted to set her up with a prank
call from a Brook and Jeffrey College admissions person just
to mess with her in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

(27:38):
is this missus Nicole?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Yes it Hi.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
I'm calling from uc DAS. My name is mister Moop.
Oh yeah, I'm from the admissions office. Hi.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Are my god? Oh good?

Speaker 14 (27:54):
I hope.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Well yeah, no, sorry to interrupt your day, but your daughter,
Cali applied here and I was just going over her
file right now and she's in strong consideration for admission.

Speaker 14 (28:05):
Oh my gosh, oh my god, that is such great news.

Speaker 11 (28:08):
This is really just for dream school.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
You have no idea.

Speaker 14 (28:12):
She's been working so so hard for this.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
You're the tenth parent to say that to me today.
So oh, just so you know, you don't have to
sweet talk me or do anything like that. That's not
going to help. But oh oh, I know.

Speaker 14 (28:24):
I wasn't trying to do it.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
I just I want to let you know how excited
she is.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
So like, I hope it's okay that I'm calling because
your number was listed as a reference. And of course
we don't just look at GPA and SAT scores anymore
like some universities. Okay, actually, our latest focus has been
on the families.

Speaker 14 (28:42):
Oh oh, well what does that mean exactly?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
So in order for her to get in I need
to do a quick impromptu interview with you over the
phone with me right now. So let me just ask you,
what is the craziest thing that you did in college?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
I didn't knowledge you.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Did go to college, correct, Yes, okay, that's a good start.

Speaker 14 (29:08):
I was a pretty good student. I didn't really do
anything crazy.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
I know.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Think about the parties and were you in a sorority?

Speaker 14 (29:17):
Perhaps I did?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Okay, here we go. Tell me more about that.

Speaker 14 (29:25):
Well, honestly, our sorority was very focused on community service.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
No, let's let's talk about you know, the pajama parties
and uh, some of the day and night exchanges you
got really wild. It's gonna give me a good idea.
Who Cali's going to be.

Speaker 14 (29:38):
Right, I'm sorry, there's nothing crazy, I promise.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I see what's going on. You want to know about
the crazy stuff that I did when I was in college.
Wait no, wait, maybe that'll help jog your memory from
some of the stuff that you did, because I will
say I went to can Kun back in oh two. Yeah. Yeah,
I got a little bit drunk and uh fell off

(30:03):
the balcony into the dolphin tank. Oh and that was
before I took off my shorts. So back to you.
Go ahead, craziest college story doesn't have to be from Cancun.
Whatever you get.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
I'm sorry, I'm just I'm a little unsure.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Okay, this seems highly unusual.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Let's just move on. I'm gonna mark down not fun.
Let's go on to the next question. No, no, no, no, no,
it's okay.

Speaker 14 (30:29):
My daughter does a lot of fun things. In fact,
she even was one of the sponsors for the dance
that they're doing at the school.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Talking like a twerk competition dance.

Speaker 14 (30:39):
No decent kids, can.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Not quite sure you understand the meaning of the word fun.
But again, you know that's what this interviews for.

Speaker 14 (30:47):
Okay, yes, and I'm happy to do anything that you
want us to do. I'm just I'm just struggling to follow.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Let's do this. Let's have you make up an impromptu poem, right,
now using my last name Moop a poem, right, That's
what I said. This is going to help me understand
how your family thinks, how creative you are. Can you
be fun but not inappropriate? Remember you must rhyme with

(31:15):
moop my name.

Speaker 14 (31:19):
There once was a man named Moop.

Speaker 12 (31:22):
Okay, cliche who.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Okay, you know what I'm getting confused because you're just
using a lot of words. Maybe just start over.

Speaker 14 (31:36):
But it's not appropriate.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Okay, you know what. I think. We're done here.

Speaker 14 (31:41):
Oh god, no, no, please, okay.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I have enough information to make a decision.

Speaker 14 (31:46):
No, I promise I could come up with something. I
just need a moment.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I will let Callie know our choice in a very
very light envelope that.

Speaker 14 (31:53):
Should be Oh my god, please, you're not.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Before I let you go, I should tell you. This
entire interview was sponsored by Brook and Jeffrey in the
Morning There the radio show Who does prank phone calls
like this one? No way, yeah way, because my name
is actually jeff I'm not mister Moop.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'm a radio host and your daughter, Cali, she set
you up for a phone tab.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
I'm like literally sweating.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Oh my god, she said, She said, you've been more
stressed about the college applications than she has.

Speaker 14 (32:30):
Yes, probably, Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
So late you're telling me you really didn't do anything
crazy and wild in college.

Speaker 14 (32:38):
Well, of course I'm not gonna tell nious persons of.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
My daughter's Are you my God?

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the Twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
One of the most popular second dates from last year
is back with the sound clip that's been replayed on
Spotify over half a million times. The good news for
us is she's moved to a new city and jumped
back into the dating pool. The bad news is the
guys she went out with is avoiding her and literally

(33:16):
ran away. Literally why. That's what we're going to try
to find out when we have her back for your
brand new second date update. Right after this second date
update date, we've had unlucky second dats return back to
the show looking for another shot at love. What we
don't have that often is second date ease. The people

(33:40):
we call during the segment who don't know who we
are coming back and asking for our.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Help because they usually don't have a good experience, usually.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Drive people away. But this one in particular was one
of the most popular that we had on all of
last year. I'll just play the clip and I think
most of you will remember. Here's Meghan.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him
back because he ate my goldfish like pets, actual fish,
you my actual swimming fish. Cleo gone.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, Megan's fish got eight on her dates. So she
said no to that guy. Not sure why, but she
did email us back saying that she is now a
listener to our show regularly and she'd like to request
our services. So Meghan, welcome back to Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Hi, guys, Please tell me no pets went missing in
this latest state.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
I haven't even adopted another pet, so.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
He still living with it. Well, apparently there is a
new man that you met recently. Okay, tell us about
your date and who it was with, where you went,
what you ate, why you liked him, how it ended,
and five things that may or may not have gone wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Because you're so good at conversation.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, just get all the questions, all right.

Speaker 11 (35:03):
I went on this date with Mark, very lucky man.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I met Mark where.

Speaker 11 (35:09):
We met at an art gallery.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Actually was it like one of those openings where it's
like a party almost.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yes, Actually it was cool. So I
was just checking out this piece of art and this
cute guy just kind of started talking to me about it,
and we just kept chatting and walking and we were
both very spontaneous. So we just went out for a
very late lunch.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, this is an evening thing. This is a daytime.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
It's like, oh, I know this spot with all these
food trucks, let's go there.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
We did from the art gallery to the food truck.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I know, it's really cute.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I mean, what's nice about it too, is that you
don't have any opportunities for somebody to bail right now?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I think it happens in dating, like even just hanging
out with a friend, Like you have so many different
points of contact before the actual hangout where people can
just flake on you.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
You think that, yeah, you'd think that. How So we
get our top, like we get tacos and we're like
comparing toppings, were like trying each other's stuff. Like it's
really fun and cute.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
And I like him.

Speaker 14 (36:19):
I especially like.

Speaker 11 (36:20):
Him because he's asking me very thoughtful questions.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
What's a thoughtful question.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
He asked me, what is the weirdest compliment I've ever received?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
And was it that your goldfish taste delicious?

Speaker 11 (36:36):
Out I was like, I can't think of anything these Well,
I have one, he said, someone told him that he
has eyes that would make a cat jealous. I did.
I kinda laughed because I didn't really know what to
make of it.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I don't understand what that even means.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I think it was just a setup so that he
could tell you how he had great eyes.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
I think he did have nice eyes.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Is there another great question that he had?

Speaker 11 (37:06):
So we laughed that one off, and then he goes,
all right, well, what is something that you wouldn't normally
tell people on a first date?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's a loaded question.

Speaker 11 (37:16):
Okay, So I tell him that I've had some family
members might have been in some reenactments of like true
their story might have been in some reenactments of true crime.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Let's say that, Oh, your family has a criminal pass.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
You said it, not me, So.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I'm just decoding what.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
It doesn't sound like your family was the victim's Sure, yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
You know, he was trying to pry some details at
of me. I don't give it to him, and I go,
what about you? And he says, oh.

Speaker 12 (37:49):
Well, I recently got out of.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
A speeding ticket by looking like a Jonas brother, which
I guess was kind of his like bad boy trying
to relate to crime. I was like, oh, okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Think anyone never thought Jonas brothers were bad boys. So
you just like it because.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's different conversation than normally happens on a first date.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
Yeah, I thought it was at least interesting.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Sounds interesting.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Now.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Earlier you mentioned there was no chance for him to
ditch to escape, and he kind of laughed at that.

Speaker 11 (38:20):
So the final part of our date, we decided to
go into a nearby bookstore and we're just kind of
perusing the aisle and then all of a sudden, it's
like one of those things, you know, like the door
has like a bell attached to it. I hear the
bell ding and I just instinctively look up and there's
Mark and he's just sprinting, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes, And he didn't say anything to me.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Did somebody show Oh my god, it's one of the
Jonas brothers.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
See, I instantly go to the taco truck.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Oh, there was.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
A digestive issue.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
He needed to find a bathroom.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
I don't think.

Speaker 12 (39:01):
Of that, but he has my number.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
And he didn't even like text me to apologize.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Or wait you never saw him again?

Speaker 11 (39:09):
No, no, I'm calling you.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
How rude like you are on date someone, You spend
that many hours and then you you run away.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
It's like you said, if there's an emergency happening in
your clothes at the moment, you don't stick around and
explain yourself.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's case scenario. I know, text you, text you, call you,
say I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
His phone was in his pants. It's all messed up.
I don't know what the answer is, but hopefully he
picks up when we call him and he has some
for us when we reach out to Mark for you
and ask what made you sprint out of the bookstore
without saying goodbye after your awesome insta date. Yeah, we're
gonna find out when we do your second date update
right after this hold on second date update. If you're

(39:55):
just joining us, we may have uncovered secret audio of
Mark the very end of his first date with Meghan.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Was too fast.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Uncovered because he literally he's sprinted out of the bookstore
where they were without saying goodbye, leaving Meghan wondering what
is going on and who is going to pay for
this fifty Shades of Gray make your Own Adventure.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Book really smart?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, it always ends weird, but Brooke had a theory
that it was a post taco truck emergency that had
him sprinting out of there. But remember Meghan said that
she liked him because Mark asked unique questions during the
date and that was a big turn.

Speaker 11 (40:41):
On, right Meghan, Yeah, especially for an impromptu date.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah yeah, time to prep it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I mean, the whole thing felt pretty natural from your
description of it. I can't even think of why, why
anyone would run away?

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Yeah, this was like a really big deal to me
because this is the first connection I've had since I
moved here about a month ago.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Have we considered the fact that he may not be
able to read, we're laughing at I'm gonna feel really bad.
He's illiterate. We can't hear this.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I feel so bad, guys, I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
So, I mean, look, we're all pulling for you because
we don't want you to have no connections in this
new city that you just moved to.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Before moving to a new city, can be hard.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, we'll try and help connect you with the guy,
even if he can't read. At least it's somebody that
you can hang out with.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
It.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I didn't watch a TV show.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
You can't be picky when you're a new in a city.
You gotta take what you get. They make picture books
for a reason, and.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
We'll upgrade slowly over time if need be. But first
let's call Mark. We'll see if he picks up. Hopefully
get some answers. Okay, here we go. Hell, hey is
this Mark?

Speaker 12 (41:58):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Yes, who's day?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Hey Mark? We didn't catch you in the bathroom or something.
It sounds kind of echoey on your end. Well, I
hope we didn't catch it a bad time.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, we should tell you. We're a radio show
called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Yeah, good morning, Okay, good morning. What's this about?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
You're on your bathroom ratings and reviews segments?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
This is on the on the tents. That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
We're like kind of a fun, jokey comedy type show.
But one of the big things we do is a
dating segment called second Date Update. I don't know if
you're familiar with it, but one of our listeners reached
out to us because you guys went out the other night.
She had a really good time. Her name's Meghan.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
Oh oh, oh god, Okay, yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
We have a lot of questions for you, Mark, the
number one question being why did you sprint out of
the bookstore at the end of the date without saying anything.
Is there a reason behind that?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Yeah? I definitely had a good reason.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Well, good because we heard about your date. Meghan told
us a lot about it, but she has no idea
why you would go running out of that bookstore. Should
she know the reason?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Well, I don't. I don't know. Meghan should know the reason,
I would think, but she really does.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Did you text her or something because she didn't get
your text like there was no explanation from you.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Nope, nope, I did not text her at all. I
went to an art exhibit and yes, we hit it off.

Speaker 14 (43:28):
It was nice.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
And then next thing I know, we're getting a late
lunch and she's telling me that her family is in
the cartel.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
What oh the family?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Remember? Oh? Okay, wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Wait, wait, hold on. This comes from a question that
you asked her. You asked her one thing that she
would never share on a first date.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Yeah, and I'm glad I did because then she shared
that with me, and I knew to steer clear.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Well hold on when we heard about it. She said
that her family had kind of like a sordid past
with maybe some criminal activity.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I just thought there were some felons, you know, like, yeah,
a felon. I mean, mind of.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Felons are better than the cartel? Is that? Is that
our stance.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's not necessarily a lifelong decision. It's like one bad
choice to be a felon. The cartel is like you're
making yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Market, how did you get to the cartel? From what
she told you?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
She just said it. She was like, okay, well let's
just say that, like what you guys were saying about
your families, like there's some sordid characters or whatever. And
I pressed and then she was like, well, yeah, my
family is in the cartel. That's why I had to
move cities.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Wait, that's why she had to move cities.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Yep, that's why I had moved here. They're keeping cabs
on me, but I think we're safe.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Okay, So hey, you learn all this information about her,
how do you go from being in the bookstore with
her to sprinting.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Out, yeah, why did you run before?

Speaker 6 (45:08):
When she said they were keeping cabs on me, I
was sort of like thinking, Okay, is there anybody watching
us right now? So I didn't want to just run away,
So I was like, Hey, let's go into this bookstore
and then you're.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Escape route because they wouldn't see you outside the bookstore.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Running bookstores. It's not like the cartel is tapping the
line right now listening to what you're saying. At least
we don't think so. I don't know how they operate,
but I do know Megan is on the other line
listening to the call.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Hotel's a big fan of the second.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Date, wouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Megan's on the phone right now.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yeah, that's how the sentiment works. She's the go ahead.

Speaker 11 (45:45):
I just want to say, I think you're overreacting a
little bit. I think this is kind of a bit
much given what I mentioned.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Wait, wait, family, what are you talking about, Megan? You're
joking right, Well.

Speaker 11 (45:58):
I can't tell a lot. I can't really share that.
In frankly, Mark couldn't have pulled that on the line.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Well he didn't know.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Well, he's just telling us his side of the story.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Yeah, and I'm glad I did well.

Speaker 11 (46:08):
And that's why I thought that was a conversation just
between you and me. That's why I didn't say the
word cartel. That's why I just said, oh, my family
has a criminal background.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
So Mark, okay, Mark, do you want to apologize for
outing her family as part of the cartel.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
You're talking about?

Speaker 11 (46:26):
If you think about it, this really is your fault
because you were the one who asked me the question,
what would I not tell anyone on a first date?
So really it's kind of your fault.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Get a hit on yourself.

Speaker 11 (46:41):
Now you've heard everything, like just know we do want
to go on another date? Like yeah, we can't really
like text the name of locations, but we can like
to do a code?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Why?

Speaker 11 (46:52):
A jokey?

Speaker 12 (46:56):
What?

Speaker 6 (46:56):
I can't tell?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I'm a little bit scared, Like Mark is angry.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I want to hang out with her?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Now, Mark, what's your read on how Megan is doing this?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
No, I'm completely against this. I want to protect.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Myself her against the cartel. That's not a good idea.

Speaker 11 (47:13):
He already out of them. He was the one who
said it. I didn't Oh, man, I.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Mean I would, I would be a little bit flattered.

Speaker 11 (47:20):
I I'm not going to tell you anything, but you.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Get really good presence from anybody if you're dating, like
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh yeah, they have money, you're saying.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I mean, we're trying to keep this light. But I mean,
there's no way that's real.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I think the reason I'm keeping his light because I
think she's joking the whole time, like nobody's getting her
like dry sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Okay, but she did just move. She told him that
he had Well, yeah, there is some evidence against her.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Okay. Can he ever meet your family?

Speaker 11 (47:52):
Will he even be able to find them? I doubt it.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
This is real, guys. She was serious what she told
to be on the date. She's serious what she's telling
it to you.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Now, Well, I've been going to work and I've been
seeing the same car go around and around in the
in the route between my home and my office.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Are you sure you're not being paranoid? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Everybody owns a tesla, now, dude, Riskier than saying yes,
the whole point of this call mark is to offer
to send you out on another date with Megan, and
we can't. We won't say where you're going, just because
we want to keep you safe. So we'll use a
code word like I'll love Bboteca.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's not code, that's Spanish.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
What do you think of, Mark, there's lots of libraries.
I'll never be able to tell.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
So I ran sprinting from a bookstore to get away
from this woman. I told you everything that I told
you on the phone right now.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
What is it that makes you think that I would
say yes to another date?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
People will do anything for free stuff.

Speaker 11 (48:55):
Yes, you don't have to pay for me. I'm financially
taken care of already.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Oh an independent woman. I mean dirty money, but yeah, independent.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Oh I'm sure that they launder it.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
You guys are making light of this, But I'm gonna
call you later.

Speaker 14 (49:09):
Mark.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
We're gonna hang out all the car pick you up.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Oh, same car that's following him around the neighborhood, so
you'll know which one it is. Mark, just hop in.
Oh my god, you just has to be.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
Blindfold it's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Her delivery was interesting there she was joking right. Well,
it's hard to say because listening back to it again.
I think she was probably unhappy with Mark for saying
that information on the air because she said criminal passed,
he said cartel. So there is a difference.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
But why would you go on a radio show. It's like,
it's just crazy to me.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Maybe she just didn't think that the information would come
out that way, so she had to play it like, Oh,
I'm joking, guys, because someone could hear this, and now
everyone who works on your show is in jeopardy. So
I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Take the hand.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I have a solution. If you are in the our
tel text us right now, is anybody you're in trouble? Yeah,
we like to know.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, I mean they're pretty straight.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Because that's the thing. We're not good at taking hits.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, we still don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
We are not sure, but all we know is Megan
did not get another date although Brook there is a
dark van outside the station with a bunch of guys
who say they're big fans and they want to talk
to you privately. So I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Do I need a safety word or I'm sure you're.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Don want you to sign some shirts right anyway, if
you want some help, you can always email the show.
We can call that person who's not calling you back
and go check out all of our second dates wherever
you get your podcasts, they're available at Brook and.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
When you hear someone say that couple is relationship goals?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Cute?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Though they're cute, they look happy, they're enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
They they're respectiful.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah. Is it the girl who makes his pre workout
protein shakes for him, because if he does it, he's
just gonna make a mess relationship? Well, okay, is it
the guy who always buys her flowers, not just on anniversaries,
but every time he cheats? Relationship goals for me? It's

(51:19):
the couple who says, my partner wrote a post about
me on Craigslist, because that is next level romance. And
today we're about to find out who is lucky enough
to have a post dedicated to them on the most
romantic of all websites, brand new Craigslist Misconnections Relationship goals

(51:40):
coming up right after this kid Misconnections that was there's
only two places to find true love in this world.
One of them is in the Lost City. Of Pantlantis
coincidentally is the name of a swingers club I accidentally
visited last weekend and the weekend before, all six weekends

(52:02):
before that. How do I keep ending up? The actually
the other places on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scoured that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one
titled you took My spot? I took my nap man
for woman eighty walking, he says, my name is Larry.

(52:28):
I am eighty years young, five foot seven and weigh
one hundred and thirty five.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Pounds man, but I bet it used to be six
foot four.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
That's after my first three bowls of morning granola. Every
day I walk on the easy part of the trail
that runs through the north side of town.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I would do good for you.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I start at nine to thirty am sharp, after all
them yuppies get on their grind at work. Yeah, a
few days ago I noticed you, and not in a
good way. You parked your purse on wheels and the
only disabled spot in the lot.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
What is a person wheels? Is it like one of
those backpas.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Woman's Larry, I didn't get it either, but here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
You didn't back down, and I liked it. You cursed
me out using words that even the most seasoned vets
on my old army platoon would have been shocked to
hear it. And so at that point it's safe to
say I was in love. Now. I know I'm older,

(53:46):
maybe by sixty or so years, but during your whole
finger pointing and spit flying tantrum, it hit me. You
reminded me of a young, more vibrant Nancy Reagan.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
No, that is not the compliment you think it is.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
She was a looker back in her day long. She
really dresses, And how about I buy you one?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
So this poor woman is in her twenties forgot.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Ye offer stands until my bedtime tonight. It's a good deal.
You should take it, and then I can take pictures
of you. Yeah, that sign, Lawrence.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Can you imagine having the confidence at eighty years old
to think that was actually gonna work?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Well, hold on, he's got more. Yes, I've been around
so long. I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
All right, I'm back in those kickers for you.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I be using it for.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
This next misconnection is titled We Merged lanes, but I'd
like to merge a lot more woman for Man forties
Interstate ninety. It says I was the brunette and the
green Toyota Camry who honked at you in the traffic
jam yesterday. You were the cute African American fellow with

(55:14):
a Harry Potter bobblehead on your dash.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Nice, I mean it does indicate a good person.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Was that Ron Weasley or one of his brothers. I
waved at you to get your attention. You honked back.
Then I yelled at you to say hi. You honked
twice and motioned for me to move forward. Or were
you doing air spanking motion at me? I don't know

(55:45):
he was. Traffic was at a standstill, so at one
point I just got out of the car, went up
to your window and asked if you had any gum.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Was the most random slurdy I know he's so confused,
I'd probably give it to him.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
Bin.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
You said no and told me it's dangerous to walk
on the freeway. Looks like somebody cares about my personal safety.
I giggled and ran back to my car. And then
the next ten minutes were tough because while your lane moved,
mine stayed the same.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Oh my god, he was so grateful that that was
how it worked.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I finally caught up by driving down the shoulder, shaking
off my bra and waving it around through my open sun.
I think it would be almost impossible for you not
to see me when our cars were right next to
each other. You acted like I was invisible. Just keep

(56:44):
looking forward.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
I don't think keep looking forward.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
I don't think this issue would happen tomorrow if we
agreed to carpool. I'll even make your bobblehead babble for
a different reason. That signed hefany Oh oh if that's
a miss, But we're going with Hefanie on this. This
next Craigslist misconnection is titled love at First Stroke, Hilarry,

(57:09):
are you back again? Enough?

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Man?

Speaker 4 (57:12):
For woman fifty one? My house, not in parentheses, not
my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
It says you knocked on my door yesterday, and I
answered in tears, Oh no. Have you seen the new
episode of Blueie? God, it's good.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I haven't watched one that hasn't made me cry.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
I seen it anyway. I was emotional when you asked
if this was the correct address for the Hamilton Birthday party. O, fine,
it was not, but I didn't know where it was,
and offered to escort you down the street. Between you
and me, quirky, cute ladies don't always knock on my door,
so I knew right there I had to shoot my shot.

(57:52):
That's right. As we walked down the block, you mentioned
that you were hired as a face painter for the party,
so I asked if you ever did any solo.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Gigs, so face painting.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I could use someone to hang out with for a
couple of hours, paint my face, have some wine and
listen to Blue Man Group on CD. Wow? Is that Roman?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You know they made an album either?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Of course I would pay for you to come over,
but not like a prostitute only to paint my face.
Like George Washington, nothing weird.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I think he was trying to stick with the Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
If we end up doing extra stuff that would be
on the house.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
You're charging her.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I like to be a good communicator. My grandma taught me, well,
so let me know if you're up for coming over
sometime and sending me a price sheet. Hope the kids
party turned out fun, signed Dennis.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I feel like she'd give him the price sheet and
he'd be like, four colors, man, I can't afford that those.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Jessica return player is back. We asked her what her
overall record was against the brook and she said, oh,
and not very good, so a lot of losses in
her past.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I wish that all sports kept stats in that way.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah, you know what, we said, Oh that's all that.
Clearly she has a good sense of humor about it, though,
and Jessica says that she takes care of dogs like
for a living.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
Jessica, No, just our dogs at home.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
I'm a stay at home mom right now, and like
right now with the might outside, they take up a
majority of my time.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I think that's your stay at home mom. And the
first thing you bring up as the dogs that you
care are not the children.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
Oh you should see my floors. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Oh okay, okay, what types of dogs do you have?

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
They are Australian Shepherd blue heeler mixwu.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, oh like the show Bowie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, not much energy at all, super smart too.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Well let's see if we can get you a victory,
so that record of yours can change. But Brooks leaving
the studio. We got thirty seconds on the clock. You
can answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass. But you have to
beat her out right if you want to win. Are
you ready, Jessica, Yes, I am. Good luck. Your time
starts now. Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood celebrates a
birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Thirties?

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Tips of the hair that are damaged are called what
in the world? What country has the most.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Airports in the United States?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
What type of alcohol is in a Moscow mule cocktail?

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Vodka?

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
With thirty two trophies to her name, who's the most
Grammy Award winning artist of all time? The answer Daylight
Savings Time always happens on what day of the week?

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
All right, jess Ye've got a lot of questions in there.
Brooks coming back into the studio, so uh, let's keep
with the dog talk going. What's the toughest and the
sweetest part of having blue heel or Australians.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Oh, the toughness is keeping the hardwood floors cleaned. Yeah,
But the sweetest is when they do finally tire themselves
up and they flip themselves under a blanket and curl
up in your lap.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Love you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Question, where are the children?

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
So I have one son who's currently active duty serving
in three US. Well, no, my kids are older. I
have another one who's currently in college but living at home,
and then another one that's in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
So you really are a dog mom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Those are going to be your emotional support. Min are
still in elementary school, and I have anxiety about that moment.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
It's not so bad, right, Jessica, a little bit freeing,
you know what. Never mind, never mind.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
I was hoping you could give a positive answer to
not make Brooks so anxious about it. But you know,
hit her with a dose of reality.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
That's repositivity though, is their personal broth that they do
develop on their own, all right, independent.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Brook's crying now, So this is a good time to
get into the questions. Here we go, Brook, You're ready, Yeah,
your time starts now. Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood
celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
Oo?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Thirties?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Tips of hair that are damaged are called.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
What uh split ends.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
In the world. What country has the most airports?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Ooh, China?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
What type of alcohol is in a Moscow mule cocktail? Vodka?
With thirty two trophies to her name? Who is the
most Grammy Award winning artist of all time?

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Ooo?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
To her name? Maria Carrie.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Okay, interesting, it's possible. Let's find out when we go
to this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
You looked at the woman.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
The answer portion of the game is over.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
It's fiance.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Too late. It's time head to the scoreboard with jose
from me? Would you have any gray poupon?

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
Britain?

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
Was back?

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Yeah, Jessica, you had four correct.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
That's wow.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I was surprised herself. Amazinghive and you deserve to be
kicked out of the Bayhive. You only got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Because you set me up with anxiety about someday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
That was a great strategy Jessica to bring down her
mood right before she started answering. Well done, you got
a victory. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Former
American Idol winner Carrie Underwood celebrates a birthday to day.
She is in her forties, aged forty two. Tips of
hair that are damaged are called split ends. The country
with the most airports in the world would be the

(01:04:05):
United States of America.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I just always think China is the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Big over thirteen thousand airports in the US, three times
more than Brazil, which is second place. The type of
alcohol in a Moscow mule, Brooks screamed it out before
I could even finish the question, vodka along with ginger
beer and limes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
That's not fair.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
She has been in front of her thirty two Grammy
Awards for Beyonce, the most winning artist of all time.
Daylight savings, time you need even get to this question,
Brook always happens on what day of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Thursday, Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, well, Jessica, congratulations. After all this time, you finally
beat Brook So you get one hundred dollars plus just
for playing. You also win a fifty dollars Burger King
gift card.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Who just became popular with the teenager again.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yeah, we'll be back to do wind Brooks books same
time tomorrow

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning