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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's broken Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Morning, and we are truly, truly grateful for you. You
listen and I know you've snuck off and are avoiding
family and are listening to a podcast and said instead.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
To keep your mental health in check. Yeah, you know, especially.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If you don't get your side of the wishbone.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Once you grow up and you have kids, you have
to give the wishbone to the kids. Oh yeah, I'm
still It's like, don't have.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
To sit in the middle seat of an airplane for
the rest of my life too, since I have two children.
Some things that you sacrifice as a mother day.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But it's all worth it, and it's all worth it
to be here with you. Thank you so much. We've
got an episode to hopefully make you laugh and cheers.
Definitely give thanks for everything good.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We've all got at least one cool tattoo. Okay, it's broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, I don't have any either.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well, you don't have time, you don't have a tattoo. No,
I like, nobody in this room has a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I've always wait, do you have one, jeff No, not
even what we can't see.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's against my religion to get a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, you don't do anything else about that is the rule.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's the one rule I stick to you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know why that shocked me, because.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Somebody on the show needs to get one to up
our street cred Alexis. Iaint it a discreet Harry Styles
neck tap?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Can I do it like right, like I want to
pick a spot?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, just a discreet like a subtle war. But you
see people with all sorts of random things inked on
their body that reflects what they love and who they are.
Have you ever met someone though, with a tattoo of Cranberry's.
I bring it up because a new pole ask people
who love cranberry sauce a Thanksgiving if they'd consider getting
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a cranberry themed tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I will say, like that a conic, like it would
be kind of cool to get the iconic can.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Shape, like when it comes out of the can and it.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Erry sauce. Well, twenty percent of people who love homemade
cranberry sauce said that they'd be willing to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Some cranberry sauce with some orange zest.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Is so good, but it proves homemade sauce lovers are
more hardcore and more likely to get a cranberry tattoo
than the canned sauce lovers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, so I can roll up to Thanksgiving dinner with
some like attitude, Yeah, some hard core.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Picture your grandma this Thanksgiving making her famous homemade cranberry
sauce with a big tramp stamp of berries. Yeah, Granny
goes hard. We're serious about our cranberries. Actually, twenty eight
percent of people on ok C would say it's a
major red flag if your date doesn't like the same
kind of cranberry sauce as you do.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't like cranberry sauce at all.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's that showing up on okay.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Coming from there's a cranberry argument on a probably don't
want to be.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Only this time of year that anyone eats him. They
sound like bags and bags and bags about them.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm like, where do these sit in the cranberry throughout
the rest of right, and that's just usually sugar cranberry
gate anyone with the ut the rest of the year.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Sense anyway, Cranberry tattoos, that's the hot goss right there.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Start starting good.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, let's move on to get into the shock collar
question of the day. Yeah, send it over to the
cran man himself, Digital Jake.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, we've been playing this game for about a week
and if you've heard it, it's a trivia game with
a Lexus where she answers easy questions that most toddlers
would get right during their naptime, but the game had
a little twist to make it more difficult. She had
to answer very, very quickly, and we realized maybe we're
being a tad bit unreasonable by setting such a short
(03:37):
time limit of only three seconds.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Really, so, in the.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Spirit of balance and fairness, like Brooks favorite news network,
we're going to increase the time she'll have to answer.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
We talked even off air. It was like she can't
even get a thought out before.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
The buzzer goes, this is generous.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So without further ado, instead of three seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
It's three and a half seconds with Alexis, three and
a half seconds is an eternity in radio time, so
she has absolutely no excuse to get any of these wrong.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Now, will you put your faith in her or not?
We're starting once again with Brooke.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, you fix the timer. Everything's ready, brook.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Your category is letters of the alphabet.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Again.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
You may remember we did this a week ago. It
did not go well, and.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I bet for her because I thought that she'd know
and then you asked her where and went or something
and it failed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But I have an extra half a second now.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, that's true, and I feel like maybe you've got
some practice under your belt.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, okay, sure, I'm gonna say I'm betting for her.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Brooke is betting on Alexis to get this right. Here's
your question, Alexis. You can start as soon as you
hear the timer in baseball shorthand, it's a strike out
on the periodic table, it's potassium. And in a text message,
it can be a quick response to whatever, what letter
is it?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
A good response is, oh my god, it's all the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The periodic table.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You don't see L. It would be funny to write
L on a baseball score, but that's not corrected seconds.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Lots of Alexis on Alexis.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
She got it wrong. So Brook, you're getting shocked today.
What an inauspicious start. Let's go to jeff Jeffrey, your
category is simple words.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
It is a simple a deep side.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
If I think if it was just words, then she
would be all over the unfortunate. But the fact that
it's short, simple words, that's Alexis's achilles heel. She tends
to overthink things.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Dude, I have too many answers.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I think because the words are gonna be simple, her
brain power is gonna weigh over exeed this, and she's
gonna get this wrong.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Think she's way above the league of simple words.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
So betting against her. Here's your question. What sparkly word
can either be used to describe a person looking to
service your shoes at a train station or what you
might be left with if you get popped in the
eye during a fistfight.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
If you're pop it's shiner.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
It's a whole new ball game.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Wow, you're not as smart as I dumb you are.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Jeffrey struck out, so l O L to him. You're
gonna be getting shocked today.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'll take that, all right.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
So finally we're on j Jose.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, Jose, your category is car tunes.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, car cartoons?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Well, I don't know about her cartoon knowledge.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That was said in the most serious to.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Worry for her, because cartoon knowledge is important.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Lab I'm going to bet against her.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Jose's betting against Alexis. Think that she's getting this wrong.
Here's your question. Exploding cigars, pianos, and watermelons are some
of the unorthodox tactics used in a cartoon pitting Yosemite
Sam against what wascally character?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh, I have no idea. Maybe it's against Snoopy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That was a good guest.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I would watch your site, Sam, try to hunt Snoopy.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
But that is.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Interact same like category I met.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She's never even seen Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I'm sure there's a delete had seen of who framed
Roger Raft when those characters interact.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
But I was looking for bugs. Bunny.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You seen Looney Tunes?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But again, well the or the Speci movie with the
Looney Tunes.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't think you've watched cartoons.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Jose, you bet against her. She got it wrong, so
you're safe. Jeff, you're getting shocked. Brooke, you're getting shocked.
That was three and a half seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That half second really made a difference. Today, Brook and
I are taking the shock, and we're gonna be singing
Closer by chain Smokers, So Baby Pony Closer, in the
backseat of your rover that I know you got. Bite
that tattoo on your shop.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Spitting bars broke such hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That sounded better than chain smoking.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Sometimes in life you have to engage in a little
sabotage to get what you want, do you Whether that
means crashing your ex lover's wedding, Oh, that's a little
loosening the handlebars on your competitor's bike at the triathlon,
or framing your spouse for the arson that you started.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Geez, We've all done it. So what do you do out.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
In jail?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm the weird one now, Yes, well.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'll tell you. One of our listeners still feels guilty
about the way he purposely sabotaged the annual work retreat
for his company and accidentally turned it into a nightmare weekend.
His boss will never forget. Oh my god, I think
that's worse. You do th thing. He's gonna tell us
what happened when he comes on to do a mass
(09:53):
speaker right now.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
You hear me confession, I can't earl arms.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Mouse speaker got a text to seventy eighty five nine too,
that says a big hole has appeared in our local
park and nobody knows how it got there. But it's
me what. I go out every night after dark and
dig it a little deeper.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I always just hear those holes are from dogs or something.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Apparently it's some guy going out to the bark and
digging it up the city. I'm glad all that time
and efforts being spent on a good cause. I guess
we all have our quirky moments in our life, our
metaphorical holes that we've dug, and we don't judge here
on this show. We love your holes the way that
they're meant to.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Be loved, said, and we.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Said, we promise to keep your whole anonymous too. That's
why Evan is on the phone. Evan, this is Alias,
of course, but he wants to share something with us,
possibly about his whole. Evan, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hello, Hi, Hello, Do you feel uncomfortable because of the
intro or because of what you're gonna tell us?
Speaker 13 (11:05):
I mean a little bit of bulls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Honestly, check out right.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I feel like you're in the right head space now, Evan,
because the voice changer is on. You are now the
mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:15):
So a few years ago, I was on a company
retreat with about twenty five thirty employees and all of
us together.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is that something you enjoy?
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Oh no, it's one of the most boring things in
the world.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You know, Like some of those small tech companies they
go party, but then there's other ones that are laying Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:35):
Yeah, I wish I could say we were one of
those cool ones, but it ends up being my boss
talking NonStop for like seven eight hours.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, because you don't get enough of that during the week,
you need to make it a twenty four hour experience.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:50):
Well, this is what's even worse too, is like, not
only are we like in these meetings all day long,
staring at these power points, but then because the retreat,
we're all liked together and we all have to go
to dinner. But it's just like more of my boss
with the dumb story, like, oh my god, my mind
is dumb for three days.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, oh no, I'm just thinking of you having a
fake laugh at all your boss's terrible dad jokes. I
could barely make it through one fifteen minute meeting, let
of three hard days of it.
Speaker 13 (12:19):
So that's how long these retreats used to last.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Used to last.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Yes, but one trip that we went on a few
years back, after night one, me and four other employees
were back in the hotel in my room and we're
just saying, we cannot survive another.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Two days of this.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
We we got into something. We got to get out.
We're gonna lose our minds, you know. Yeah, we're like
trying to come up with excuse like, oh, like what
if one of us gets sick? But oh they were
like a family emergency, but we can't all have family emergencies.
That looks a little suspicious.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Did you all hit a bad trimp cocktail at the
same time? Maybe that way?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Well, what ended up happening was there were all these
free lemonade pictures out there during a meeting all day long.
So the next morning I found the guy down in
the kitchen he was who was the one making all
the lemas in the morning, and said I would pay
him a hundred bucks to add some some fun ingredients.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What vodo, I feel like it's stronger than vodka.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
I promised no one was harmed. So the morning starts
at nine am, and by ten thirty it was just
completely off the rails.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (13:29):
So people aren't sober, uh, they're nuts in their correct
state of mind. But some people were just in great
food all of a sudden, and they were bursting out
into laughter. And my boss best of all, he started
getting like sweaty, and he just like first he took
his neck tie off, and then he was just feeling
(13:51):
so strange that he started using his necktie like a cowboy.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Laugh though, and.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Like trying to laugh though.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
Other employees are just like, we're sitting still.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Wait, no one is sober enough to understand that something's
happened to the lemonade.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
You know.
Speaker 13 (14:09):
I think the meetings are so boring that everyone was
just happy to be like enjoying the morning.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
For one, this is the best presentation I think we've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Guys, I think I figured it out.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
What I think you put a little splendor in there,
zero calories.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It makes you feel good, greedy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It is.
Speaker 13 (14:33):
Everybody a little.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Bit of that astap uh huh.
Speaker 13 (14:37):
I will say this too. There was a bit of
a crashing point, you know, when when when this kind
of mood strikes. There was a bit of a comdown.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
What happened?
Speaker 13 (14:47):
Well, at some point, my boss, he's having a great
time and then suddenly the switch happened and he just
starts crying. Oh and he confesses to everybody in the
office that the revenue is not as good as they
projected to that quarter. You know, he just like starts
(15:08):
filling his guts a little pim You know. I kind
of felt bad, But you know that actually kind of
like brought us together a little bit.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Some heartfelt bonding.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So no one got in trouble for this.
Speaker 13 (15:20):
No one really knew what was happening. So I feel
a little like it's my secret a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Why would they not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Know after like the next day when they're remembering back
and like things are hazy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a super high tolerance too. I bet I'd
be the only one looking around like what's going on.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Some of them never came down having a great time
for the rest of their life.
Speaker 13 (15:44):
We actually, a couple hours later, at one o'clock, the
we just the boss decided to cancel the rest of
the trip, and everyone in the room just started applodding.
And we haven't had one of those retreats in that
in my conference center. Ever since Wow solved.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The problem, everyone was happy and there was no consequence.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I wouldn't encourage this to other people. This is
highly illegal.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Next time Brooke is crying in the middle of the studio,
I'm gonna that's my own choice a text end of
seven eighty five nine too. If you have a confession
you've been holding on to, we can mask your voice,
hyd your identity, and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
When applying for a job, there's certain perks that most
people are looking for, like flexible work hours, free snacks
in the break room, a designated office hookup space where
anything goes.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yes, I could bring some people in over at Brooks desk.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
But today Jose calls a manager who's been trying to
fill an open spot at his company for weeks, and
the perks Jose is looking for are probably I'm not
going to show up on any company job listing anywhere. Well,
you'll find out what they are in your phone tapp
right now mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Hello, Hi, my name is Grant. I'm supposed to call
you at this time.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Oh, you're right, Grant. Yeah, I've been expecting your call.
You're looking for the administrative assistant job, right, I am.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
That's awesome. Yeah. I spoke with Kyle and he recommended you.
He spoke very highly of you.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
And well, yeah, I'm his dealer.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
So did you say dealer like when.
Speaker 14 (17:42):
We play poker on Fridays. I liked I like to
deal the cards, so I'm the dealer.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
Oh oh, I see, yeah, I kind of thought you
meant something different.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
Okay, before we start the interview, is it okay if
maybe I ask you a few questions about the job.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
First, sure, go ahead, fire away.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Okay. It's just because I've had a lot of jobs
in the past and I was wondering if this is
one where you have to bring your own toilet paper.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
No, actually, we provide toilet paper in our in our bathroom.
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Yes, yes, my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Okay, okay, okay, that's great.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
I never thought of this before. But I'm glad you're
excited about this toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
That is huge. No, that's huge.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
There there there were days I forgot and then I
don't really even want to tell you what happened after.
I'm glad they just had like magazines in the lobby because.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
We don't really need to go into that. I can
my imagination could go there.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But right about that.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
The next question, and I hope I'm not asking stuff
that I shouldn't be, but does your company do any
random drug testing?
Speaker 11 (18:59):
H Well, no, we don't really do that. But why
are you acting?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yes? Oh good, Okay, whoa, that's.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
What I'm talking about. That's the good stuff.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Well, let me just say this. I didn't really love
your reaction to that. So is there something you want
to tell me about yourself? Grant?
Speaker 14 (19:22):
Uh, No, drugs are bad.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Wait a minute, you said drugs are bad with a
question mark? Let me?
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Can I try? I'm gonna try again. Drugs are drugs
are bad?
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Well, you're kind of half That was half a question.
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Okay, next question? Do they have like those metal detectors
or cameras or security?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Grant?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Why are you asking about that?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
No?
Speaker 14 (19:51):
No, I just want to make sure the buildings safe
and secure.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Yeah. No, no, we don't. We don't have any of
that kind of stuff here. Yes, in the building.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
Yes, okay, all the boxes are being Hey, it's gonna
be perfect. Hey, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
You are talking about a lot of stuff that kind
of makes me really nervous and things that aren't perfect
with our company.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be nervous. I'm I'm the
nervous one because I just want to make sure this
is a good fit.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Because, uh, but by the way, you don't.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Have any drug sniffing dogs by chance, right.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
There's no why are you saying drug sniffing dogs. It's
just we're not at the airport. Why would we have
drug sniffing.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
Dog In the last place where I would bring my
own toilet paper, I had a lot of those dogs
and the handlers would show up randomly.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
So I don't know where the you worked last time,
but that is not a good place.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was the DMD and.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
You've already you've already asked me about the drug testing.
Now you're talking about drug testing dogs.
Speaker 14 (20:53):
I just want to make sure we're checking off all
the boxes and the t's and the eyes.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Well, you know what, Grant, I have to go with
my gut feeling on this, and I'm just thinking that
this is probably not going to work out for us.
Speaker 14 (21:06):
Oh that's too bad. I just have one more question
at your place of business. Did you do you guys
allow prank phone calls from radio stations?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
What kind of question is that?
Speaker 14 (21:16):
Well, because your employee, Kyle, he set you up for
a prank phone call. And I'm with the morning show
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and my name's Jose And.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
You're not kidding, are you?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yes, Yes, yes, I did it. I pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh my gosh, I prank you.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You stupid son of a Oh my god, sell five.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Man, No, my name is actually Jose.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
Kyle said that you've been struggling to find a good
candidate to fill your open position.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
At your company.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Yeah, so he wanted us to mess with you and
pose as a fake candidate.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
I'm glad to know that because I was kind of
wondering what's going on the question about drug sitting dogs
and guys has to bring his own.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Face for the work.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Well, hey, that guy needs a job bad.
Speaker 11 (22:06):
It's not working for me.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Okay, Well, if you ever need a dealer for poker,
for poker only call.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Me right Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 12 (22:17):
The week up every morning was food tab weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Morning, Ready or not, Here it comes. The holidays are
fast approaching.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh man, Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
There's just something about the Christmas season that brings out
the romantic side of people. Oh that's true, thank you
Eggnog and office party Missiletoe. But that was definitely not
the case for two of our listeners who appeared on
our show almost a year ago, because in their case,
the holidays nearly broke them on their very first date.
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Oh no, Thankfully we were able to help out, and
now that we're coming up on the Yule Tide season,
we're gonna check back in on that same couple for
a special holiday second date up date update. Right after
this second date updated, Brook swears she's never used the
dating apps before.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
I have it?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Is that true or because she knows that her family
listens to the show Sometimes, I really have it. But
with the way we've been doing our second date updates lately,
it's kind of like, Brook, you're getting the online experience anyway,
because we've been asking people to open up their dates profiles,
love it and read us some of the stuff that
they've wrote on there.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And I'll say I have flipped through my single friends.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Has changed all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
What about a test, Brook? If you want to match
someone in which direction do you swipe?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Everyone knows that you swipe.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Anyway, now that Brooke has schooled us on how online
dating works, maybe you can talk to Shauna, who wants
our help today and we want to get into Shawna's
dates profile too. Shawna, welcome to our happy little slice
of morning radioy, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Welcome, Shauna. So who did you swipe right?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I swipe right on a guy named Hunter?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Hunter? Okay.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
He says he's looking for a lady to match his energy.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, Oh, so you should put that on your dating profile.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh man, my energy day. We would be exhausted.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Someone with the energy of ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Bye bye, Oh my god. What's your name?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Your name?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Someone's out there for you. What else?
Speaker 9 (24:38):
That's a lot? Okay? So we have sports picks on here,
like he's in different like jogging attire.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Ok So he's an active due and also.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Says he's an old soul that is dreaming of moving
to a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
All right now.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You lost me.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I grew up in a tell you, I grew up
in a tiny town in the middle nowhere.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Nothing romantic about it.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, that's a really sad story. While your parents listen
to this.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
It's like the opposite of hall markt oh they know, Yeah,
they thought it was going to be more picket fences
lefts meth Labs plan on what small town life is
actually like, yeah, are you into that?
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Yeah? Well, because I think I love gardening and I
would love to have some animals and stuff like that,
you know what I mean. It's like, I don't think
meth Labs have played it, and I hope not.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
But anyway, we'll call her Plan B for you doesn't.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Work out anything else on there, and he ends it
with he's unapologetically me so it's great, Like, Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
A red flag. I'm sorry, But guys or girls that
say that, it basically says I'm drama. Yeah, and I'm
not gonna apologize.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well it worked for her. Pipe on him already.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Sorry, you're much more forgiving than any of us are.
So tell us about the date that you went on.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Okay, so our game was great. He took me to
a pro hockey game. Oh fine, and I kind of
like hockey, so it was kind of a good thing.
And yeah, so anyway, but that thing about it is
that there was no parking. We like literally circled the
parking lot for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Did you say the best thing about it was there
no parking.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
The worst thing about yeah, like one of the worst
things about it, there was no parking. Yeah, So we
looked like twenty minutes and then I realized that I
didn't have my gloves, and so I made him take
me home.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Why get in the box gloves you mean like regular No, Yeah,
I understand.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
You, guys. I'm always cold, Like right now, my hands
are freezing. I have cold hands all the time.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You say, you made him take you home.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Yeah, we haven't found parking at that point anyway, so
I'm like, just take me home and get my gloves.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, okay, so you missed the whole first period sounds wide.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Probably, Yeah, But we did come back and we saw
the rest of the most of the game, which was great.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And then wait, that didn't ruin his mood, like having
a demand like that.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
No, he was so sweet about it. He's like, I
get it very nice.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Plus, he doesn't want to get hugged by her. She
has cold hands too, so try made it back.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Find me a woman that doesn't have cold hands.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Cold hands, I know, cold hands, warm hearts. Anyway, the
game is great, and then he took me home because
you know, games are long. And then he was like,
can I come in to my apartment. I was like, well,
you can totally come in, but it's really cluttered. I'm
doing this home project. But I kind of just discourage
him because I really didn't want him in my mess
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because it's embarrassing trying to.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Be but you're like, yeah, you come in though it's
going to be the worst experience in your life.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
But you am.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So he didn't come in.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
No, he did not come in. Yeah. So then you know,
I texted him and he's like, I had a great time.
He texted me, I had a great time. But then
there's been no, let's get together again, let's go out
on another date. There's been like this, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. You are
definitely a lot of energy, I can tell you, and
it's a good thing. I think. I'm not sure sure
if it matches his energy though, because I don't know
what he's like.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
Yeah, I'm telling you I don't know, but I mean
I'm telling you, guys, really time, all right, he was
really nice and I had such a great time. It's
just kind of wa wat, It's kind of like, you know,
oh wow, Well, I want.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
To hear this person when we call it. We're gonna
dial his number in just a few minutes. First we'll
play song, we'll come back, and then we'll try and
get you a second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
all right, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Here part two, if you're just joining.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Us for the second date, we're on the phone with Shauna,
who clearly has a lot of personality. Yes, she's got
high energy, with freezing cold hands and a messy apartment
filled with secret projects that she doesn't want her date
to see. I think it was just something.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I think it was just a mess that she'd want
him to see, not the project.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Well, because after the hockey date, Shauna told Hunter, in
no uncertain terms, no, you cannot come inside and see
my place.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's a pretty bold ask for a guy to go,
Can I come in?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I mean, he's they've already been there twice that day
for the first time. You have to go pick up
the gloves.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
She found her gloves in the in the clutter.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
It's true. I'm curious as a guy, would you take
that personally? If a girl turns you away at the door,
I would.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Definitely read into it.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
I mean, it's like most of the time, if a
girl says it's messy in there, it's nothing compared to
like a guy's mess what.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You live with exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
There are some clean men.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Brooke, I would ask you, but I know you've never
turned away a guy at the door, So for let's
forget it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Jeff, jum.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Seana, how are you doing? Are you okay? Before we call.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Hunter here, I'm good.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
You guys are hysterical, Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Nobody else has ever said that.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
Face?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, no, I hope we can get you a date.
I mean maybe he's just been busy or something.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
So all right, let's find out for sure. We're gonna
die Hunter's number right now and we'll see what he
has to say. Okay, and just for the record, we
think you're hysterical too.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Yeah, we're matching energy.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
You're welcome, all right, Yeah, let's just call him.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Hello, Hey, is this Hunter?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yes? This is him? And who is this?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hey? This is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Is this the same Hunter that
went out with a girl recently named Shauna to hockey game?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Who's asking? I'm sorry me? Yeah, you guys from the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, yeah, we do a morning radio show.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah, it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Okay, so wait, I'm really confused, right, I'm sorry, this
is this never happened to me before.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Well, we'd like to ask you questions about the date
because Seanna reached out to us afterwards and said she
had a really nice time with you. Oh it's part
of a thing that we do call the second Date Update,
and we're trying to help her get some answers for
why afterwards you two aren't reconnecting.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Well, she's she is something, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is she being too eager? Like, were you going to
get back to her?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
I'm assuming you spoke to her, right, So I'm guessing
you kind of got the feel from her that she's
a lot of energy. She's a lot, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
But she said, I mean she told us on your
dating profile it says you're looking for someone to match
your energy. I mean people who write that are only
people who are like high energy, right, Like, you'll get
me wrong.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I'm all for matching energies. But there's levels to the
sort of thing, and levels. The date itself was fine,
I mean, albeit that there were minor inconveniences having to
go out of my way to get her gloves, and
it's the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Okay, Yeah, we heard about that, and from what we understand,
she felt kind of bad that she left her gloves
and made you leave and miss part of the game.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
She even called you a total gentleman about.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
The whole sh She told me about that, and I understood,
it's fine, it's whatever. That's not what the deal breaker
was for me.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So there is a deal breaker, yes, one specific reason.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
And that was kind of like the cherry on top,
and I was just kind of like, okay, now I
can't go through.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The gloves were at the beginning, like what was it?
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Then the tail end of it okay.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
The very very very end of it. When we went
back to her place and she's telling me about this
project that she's working on. It's a mess, you know,
She's telling me. I don't think it's you know, you
might feel comfortable. It's a little cramped in there. And
I asked, I was, what's this project that you're working on,
and she told me that she has Christmas trees. She's
you know, like, okay, well Christmas time is coming, and
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what she said plural trees. I'm like, wait, you have
more than one?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh yeah, some people do that or.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yeah, it's a problem.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well she has five of them and she's working on
three more.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Did she like make them for other people and then
deliver them or something.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
It's for her just just to have around the household.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Full size trees, Like every room in the house is
a full sized tree.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I don't know if if it's all in one room,
or if it's in one room and one's in a bedroom,
one's in a I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
So you Christmas.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
No, I'm not. I'm not trying to be the grinch here.
I'm just saying that, you know. And then she seemed
a little compulsive obsessive over it to the point where
it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
So it sounds to me like you might see her
as a little bit high maintenance.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Well, I'll tell you this much. I've been on enough
dates through the apps to know that when someone obsesses
over something like this, it's a major red flag.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I like to call.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Red flags fun facts.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You look at this, red is a color of Christmas,
maybe the green flag.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
And I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation she could
give you right now when we put her on the
other line, because she's actually been there the whole time. Hunter.
Oh wha what Yeah, yes, she's been listening to this conversation.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Hunter high. Hunter. Oh yeah, so okay, so I'm listening
to this. My head is not to explode. First of all,
you haven't even been in my house. How in my
house did this energy?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Well, I mean it sound like you didn't even want
me to come in, So well.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
I didn't because I like, I have ornaments everywhere everything
else they're so cool. So I have like a forest, Yes,
I do admit, I can't have like four in my
living room. It's kind of like a forest. I have
like little elves and stuff.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
You know.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
I put one in my garage and I have it
decorated like with like little tools, like with little nuts
and bolts, a little wrenches.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Sea Hunter, there you definitely overacted. Not a red flag
at all.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Oh yeah, and then I have one. I actually put
one in the bathroom, like in the corner. I take
out my hamper and put it in the.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Bathroom like a full sized tree.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
But yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You have a big bathroom.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
It's pretty big. It's colin skinny.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Get a shape.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Trees like different shapes and sizes or whatever.
Speaker 11 (35:15):
This is.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Thank you for sharing so much. I think we get
the picture now. You you love Christmas? You love all
the trees in your house?
Speaker 9 (35:26):
He sounds like a glench. And are you you're a
baham bug?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't think so. I would just like to give
Hunter a chance to respond to you a little bit
about what what he thinks about all the trees in
your house? Hunter? Let him get out maybe more than
two words this time. Hunter gave it a shot.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Don't get me wrong, I am all for Christmas spirit.
I love nature, foliage, you name it. But outside the house,
you know, maybe one Christmas tree suffices.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Christmas for you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Just can't get over and you put up eight trees,
which means you take down.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Big house.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Big energy is probably the equivalent of one tree for us.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
What do you do for New Years? What do you
do for Valentine's?
Speaker 9 (36:15):
Like, now you have me thinking, well, you know, Valentine's
is great whole. I have a whole, like a separate
storage unit for all of my decorations for every holiday.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Evair Hunter was asking her about Valentine's Day, which makes
me that he is interesting answer. We would love to
send you on that pre Valentine's Day date and we
will pay for it. Oh yes, my friend.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I mean, you've got to give her. She is fun,
she is spirited.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
And we know from your dating profile, Hunter that you're
unapologetically yourself and you can continue to unapologetically be yourself
on that next day.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Now, but I will say, the majority of people in
this room thought that was red flash.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Maybe you could look over her, red.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Flash, Shawn, come on, Hunter, one more chance. We'll pay
for it, man, Red flag, green flag. Put them together, Chris.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Sup, it's like brown, It's like a bad, nasty.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What do you say, Hunter, you're paid?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Definitely?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
All right, he's unapologetically cheap too.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
Another day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
It's been almost an entire year since we've had them on.
But apparently Hunter and Shauna are still dating, which is great.
But the holidays are coming up again. I wonder if
that's going to cause any tension in their relationship.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I would say it already has. This girl has already decorated.
There is no way she's waiting Hunter.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Shauna, how you guys doing good?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Can you hear it Christmas?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Can you hear us in the forest in your house?
Speaker 13 (38:00):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Why is that normal for you? Or are you trying
to be considerate of him?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
No?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Totally normal?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Okay, good?
Speaker 12 (38:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Hunter, how are you doing? Are you excited for the
holidays this season?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm excited. I'm actually more excited for her,
you know, so her being excited makes me excited.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I mean where you guys, are you living together or what?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
We're together. I mean we're actually opping the antsy this.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Time around anty?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
So we're actually instead of eight trees, we're doing nine.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Is that ninth tree? Like your tree? The couples?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It's like the man cave tree?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Is that However, there's actually something really special about this
extra tree, because this one, we're actually going into the
forest to get it ourselves. We're going to cut it down.
Speaker 11 (38:50):
It's going to be.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Totally like a Harmark movie. I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Also, check for squirrels. Yeah, Hunter, I'm curious. Is Shanna
liked us on any other holiday of the year, now
that you've almost spent like a whole one together, is
she like this for anything else?
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Well, at first I thought it might, but no, it's
actually only Christmas. She has a spreadsheet that she has
prepared in July. July is okay.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
It has to be that way because I've got to
keep it all organized and I have to write it
down with like all the themes of the trees and
what's both on each tree. Yeah, I have to be
that way.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Would keep it simple.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I feel like you should start your own business.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
You know, Santa should hire you.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You need to go and set up the north Pole.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh, it sounds like you guys are in a really
great relationship.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
It's really great. He's amazing.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
If you ever get married, when you get married at
Christmas time.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Amongst our forests, yea, I love it.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Keep us updated on your relationship. Happy to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
It's Rook and Jeffrey in the morning. One guy is
getting roasted for his video and he thought that he
was doing a good thing. Also, why should you think
twice before helping a sad, lost child out on the streets.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's what we're saying.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I'm telling you you need to think about it. You're
gonna hear why in a brand new TikTok click shot
that's coming up right now. Oh my god, I had
the weirdest dream last night. He did John Wick was
fighting Captain Jack Sparrow. Each one had a chorizo burrito
from Chipotle in their hand, and just when it looked
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like Captain Jack was getting the upper hand, john Wick yelled,
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And then I woke up.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
But that reminded me, Oh yeah, we're doing TikTok click shot.
He was so shocked at how many clicks that viral
video is getting. We've got some of the biggest tiktoks
from the past week. Let's get into it. Your first
TikTok click shock got close to half a million views.
It's a guy with the username real King Kong, and
(41:05):
he's a self proclaimed millionaire that shares videosbou how to
become rich all.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Over His people are so annoying and it's always self proclaimed.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I'm like, I would like to see some evidence to
back any of this millionaire stuff up. Give me some bank.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Statement, you want evidence. He took to the app to
share a short video where he's dining at a small
restaurant chain called the Olive Garden. It's where all millionaires,
so it looks like he ate his meal, and then
he starts the video after that, and he's paying his
bill okay, and he tells his elderly waitress to swipe
on the payment screen till it reaches the maximum tip percentage.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
WHOA, that's cool, go for him.
Speaker 10 (41:41):
That's why I want to be rich someday is to
do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
And he's obviously doing it out of kindness, not cloud.
I mean, that's why.
Speaker 16 (41:48):
By the way, we're recording, and he yells quote boom
two hundred percent okay I mean, and leaves the old
lady completely stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I mean, it's probably what a thirty dollars bill.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
The meal was forty six dollars okay, meaning that the
woman walked away with a ninety two dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I mean, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
So he posted the video and in the comments there
were a few normal ones like you know, a lucky
waiters up. But then a wave of anger.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Came through, right because he's doing it all just for clicks.
He's not doing it to help anyone out, doing it
to help himself.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
He was like, who cares? This is only for the content.
If he felt the need to film this for the
internet clout, then it doesn't count. Even more people jumped on,
calling him patronizing, self aggrandizing. Don't know what that means.
A lot of eyesing work. Anytime someone calls you something, yesing,
it's bad. Somebody even questioned if he was really a multimillionaire, Yeah, exactly,
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dining at the Ali them and the only one.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's like, dude, ninety two bucks, just give her one hundred.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Cheap.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I'm like, bro, round up and then making a big
show out of it and making her go up to
two percent.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Just do it yourself.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
Man, that was big, like twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
All right, bro, she's still gonna a that on her taxi.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
No one's impressed. So his response to all the haters
is quote. It doesn't matter how you live your life,
you'll always be judged by someone else. Oh yeah, the
best thing to do is ignore the noise and just
do you.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh yeah, crying video.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's a TikTok click shock. You're next, TikTok click shock.
It's a weird video that's racked up thousands of views.
But a Florida woman named Shannon Fraser was walking near
an outdoor mall when this twelve year old boy comes
running up to her and asks for help.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh my gosh, that's so scary.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
So she's crying, saying that his phone was dead okay,
and he couldn't reach his family or his friends. Okay,
so he has to borrow her phone to get in
touch with him. Yeah, and without thinking, she just hands
it to him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, of course, I mean he's a twelve year old
little boy.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
So the boy cries thank you, and he opened up
her maps app. It's a little weird. So she's standing
nearby watching this happen, and what she doesn't realize is
he also opened up her Venmo No, and within seconds
he transferred four thousand dollars to himself. That's smart, and
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the bank accounts where the money went to. They'd only
been set up an hour before that happened.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Kid, smart, dude, you're giving him problem, gets.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Your hustle on end up being that millionaire. All yeah,
knows it?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Like, what the heck?
Speaker 6 (44:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Days later, when she finally realized what.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Happened, she didn't realize immediately.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
No, then she went back and looked and all the
accounts had been withdrawn and closed.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Oh my god, so you can't even get the money back.
It's not even sitting anywhere that could be transferred back.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
So apparently people are saying this is the new pickpocket.
It's like a new type of scam. Little kids are running.
So if you ever see a lost child crying, just
do what Brooke does.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Get out of here.
Speaker 10 (45:08):
See girls doing this because you know nowadays, and you
ask someone for their number, they just handy their phone
to Ye, it's.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
A great idea.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Left me, I have your phone real quick thought, I.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Was putting in my number.
Speaker 10 (45:21):
That's why it's ten digits.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, what did your phone number need a pin?
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Veno users are being encouraged to set up their face
ID and their PIN if you haven't done so already, okay.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Or maybe just dial the number for the crying kid.
The kid can't get into the venmo handy.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Don't trust the children in danger and crying and in fear.
And oh wow, what's that? My phone just died?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Can I use yours?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
For sure?
Speaker 13 (45:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Brojo is getting all this money?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Those are your.
Speaker 17 (46:02):
Stories for the day Santa's coming to.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh my god, that was a.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Clip from one of our favorite holiday films of all time,
Elf with Will Ferrell, the best one of all time,
by the way, guys, And you know who loves that
movie is today's caller.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I thought I was finally gonna play Santa.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
I know Paul is the first time player of the show.
Welcome man. How you doing, Oh, I'm doing so good.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
I never thought i'd talk to you guys.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
How many times do you think you've watched the movie Elf?
Speaker 13 (46:51):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Probably twice?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Okay, but it doesn't have a million.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
I was told to watch it again.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But two is the limit. He won't watch any movie
more than twice. That's just abusing. Third, okay, but you
identify is it?
Speaker 12 (47:08):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (47:09):
It's interesting?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
That interesting?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I thought he was gonna say, like, oh god on
thousands twice? You know, I watched Dumb and Dubber so
many times that the VHS literally broke yes as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Paul, that's an interesting guy. Apparently, he asked our producer like,
is this a practiced round that we're gonna do first?
Like we have time to do practice rounds of wind
Brooks box? That serious, Paul, this is the real deal.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 14 (47:35):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (47:35):
Yes, I am okay.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
This is your eight bile moment, right.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
He got to rise to the occasion. Brook's gonna be
sent out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Probably the gum drop forest to get to New York moment.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Yes elf? Reference. And so here's how the game works. Paul.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you do have to beat Brook outright to win? Are
you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Good? Look your time starts now. Today is National Fast
Food Day, which fast food restaurant has the most locations
worldwide McDonald's. Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in What TV
sitcom pass? Originating in Sweden? What is the word used
for a large buffet style dinner spread.
Speaker 11 (48:16):
At?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
What is the small stick that gets passed? By runners
in a relay race called Baton. Which US state has
the least rainfall each year, Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada, Nevada.
All first time, that was a pretty strong showing for
a first time. A Brook's going to come back into
the room, and so, do you have any plans this Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (48:38):
Oh my mom and I were talking about making like
our turkey like bacon wrapped for the first time.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
So we're going to try that and see how it is.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Wow, you gotta get a lot of bacon to wrap
an entire turkey.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Can deep fry it too, I'm gonna tell you I
did once where I did the herb butter and I
put it under the skin.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Game changer. Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
It was a really disgusting to reach your all underneath
the skin and the turkey, but oh my god, it
was unbelievable game changer the result.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, yeah, I was not afraid to get up in
that turkey.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
All right, Okay, let's move forward. You ready, I guess.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Your time starts now. Today is National Fast Food Day,
which fast food restaurant has the most locations worldwide. Subway
Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in what TV sitcom.
Speaker 13 (49:35):
My got it?
Speaker 12 (49:36):
Just?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Uh? Parking wreck?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Originating in Sweden. What is the word used for a
large buffet style dinner spread?
Speaker 12 (49:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (49:45):
What is the small stick that gets passed by runners
in a relay race?
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Call batan?
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Which US state has the least rainfall each year? Arizona,
New Mexico or Nevada.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
New Mexico. Oh, they got some mountains in there. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Oh, Brooks doubting yourself. Now we're gonna go to the
scoreboard and see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (50:05):
Someone need a hug.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
The rabbit raccoon. Paul, you got three correct today.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That's pretty good for a first go. You didn't need
to practice, Paul.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yes, and brook also three.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Time day barn it.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
The tie does get to the house on these, Paul.
Let's go over the answers. Real fast. It's National Fast
Food Day. The fast food restaurant with the most locations
worldwide is McDonald's thirty eight thousand locations. Subway is second
with thirty six kills. Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in
Parks and Recreation. Originating in Sweeten, The word for a
large buffet style dinner is a schmorgasboard. In a relay race,
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the runners pass around a stick called a baton, and
the US state with the least rainfall each year is Nevada.
They received ten inches total.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Part desert there. I should have gone with that one, so.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Paul, Unfortunately, my man can't give you any money here,
but just for playing you get some Brook and Jeffrey
swag to take.
Speaker 11 (51:07):
Home for you. My girlfriend is gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Does your girlfriend love the movie alf too?
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Maybe the first.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
I mean he's never watched it with her because he's
only seen it twice.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
And he won't watch it with her because two is
the max, so she has to watch her. Hey, Paul,
thanks for being on with us, okay, or thanks for
having me. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bock same
time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (51:30):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's broken Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Morning, and we are truly, truly grateful for you. You
listen and I know you've snuck off and are avoiding
family and are listening to a podcast and said instead.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
To keep your mental health in check. Yeah, you know, especially.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If you don't get your side of the wishbone.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Once you grow up and you have kids, you have
to give the wishbone to the kids. Oh yeah, I'm
still It's like, don't have.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
To sit in the middle seat of an airplane for
the rest of my life too, since I have two children.
Some things that you sacrifice as a mother day.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But it's all worth it, and it's all worth it
to be here with you. Thank you so much. We've
got an episode to hopefully make you laugh and cheers.
Definitely give thanks for everything good.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We've all got at least one cool tattoo. Okay, it's broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, I don't have any either.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well, you don't have time, you don't have a tattoo. No,
I like, nobody in this room has a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I've always wait, do you have one, jeff No, not
even what we can't see.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's against my religion to get a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, you don't do anything else about that is the rule.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's the one rule I stick to you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know why that shocked me, because.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Somebody on the show needs to get one to up
our street cred Alexis. Iaint it a discreet Harry Styles
neck tap?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Can I do it like right, like I want to
pick a spot?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, just a discreet like a subtle war. But you
see people with all sorts of random things inked on
their body that reflects what they love and who they are.
Have you ever met someone though, with a tattoo of Cranberry's.
I bring it up because a new pole ask people
who love cranberry sauce a Thanksgiving if they'd consider getting
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a cranberry themed tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I will say, like that a conic, like it would
be kind of cool to get the iconic can.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Shape, like when it comes out of the can and it.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Erry sauce. Well, twenty percent of people who love homemade
cranberry sauce said that they'd be willing to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Some cranberry sauce with some orange zest.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Is so good, but it proves homemade sauce lovers are
more hardcore and more likely to get a cranberry tattoo
than the canned sauce lovers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, so I can roll up to Thanksgiving dinner with
some like attitude, Yeah, some hard core.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Picture your grandma this Thanksgiving making her famous homemade cranberry
sauce with a big tramp stamp of berries. Yeah, Granny
goes hard. We're serious about our cranberries. Actually, twenty eight
percent of people on ok C would say it's a
major red flag if your date doesn't like the same
kind of cranberry sauce as you do.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't like cranberry sauce at all.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's that showing up on okay.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Coming from there's a cranberry argument on a probably don't
want to be.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Only this time of year that anyone eats him. They
sound like bags and bags and bags about them.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm like, where do these sit in the cranberry throughout
the rest of right, and that's just usually sugar cranberry
gate anyone with the ut the rest of the year.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Sense anyway, Cranberry tattoos, that's the hot goss right there.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Start starting good.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, let's move on to get into the shock collar
question of the day. Yeah, send it over to the
cran man himself, Digital Jake.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, we've been playing this game for about a week
and if you've heard it, it's a trivia game with
a Lexus where she answers easy questions that most toddlers
would get right during their naptime, but the game had
a little twist to make it more difficult. She had
to answer very, very quickly, and we realized maybe we're
being a tad bit unreasonable by setting such a short
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time limit of only three seconds.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Really, so, in the.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Spirit of balance and fairness, like Brooks favorite news network,
we're going to increase the time she'll have to answer.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
We talked even off air. It was like she can't
even get a thought out before.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
The buzzer goes, this is generous.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So without further ado, instead of three seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
It's three and a half seconds with Alexis, three and
a half seconds is an eternity in radio time, so
she has absolutely no excuse to get any of these wrong.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Now, will you put your faith in her or not?
We're starting once again with Brooke.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, you fix the timer. Everything's ready, brook.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Your category is letters of the alphabet.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Again.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
You may remember we did this a week ago. It
did not go well, and.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I bet for her because I thought that she'd know
and then you asked her where and went or something
and it failed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But I have an extra half a second now.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, that's true, and I feel like maybe you've got
some practice under your belt.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, okay, sure, I'm gonna say I'm betting for her.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Brooke is betting on Alexis to get this right. Here's
your question, Alexis. You can start as soon as you
hear the timer in baseball shorthand, it's a strike out
on the periodic table, it's potassium. And in a text message,
it can be a quick response to whatever, what letter
is it?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
A good response is, oh my god, it's all the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The periodic table.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You don't see L. It would be funny to write
L on a baseball score, but that's not corrected seconds.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Lots of Alexis on Alexis.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
She got it wrong. So Brook, you're getting shocked today.
What an inauspicious start. Let's go to jeff Jeffrey, your
category is simple words.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
It is a simple a deep side.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
If I think if it was just words, then she
would be all over the unfortunate. But the fact that
it's short, simple words, that's Alexis's achilles heel. She tends
to overthink things.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Dude, I have too many answers.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I think because the words are gonna be simple, her
brain power is gonna weigh over exeed this, and she's
gonna get this wrong.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Think she's way above the league of simple words.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
So betting against her. Here's your question. What sparkly word
can either be used to describe a person looking to
service your shoes at a train station or what you
might be left with if you get popped in the
eye during a fistfight.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
If you're pop it's shiner.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
It's a whole new ball game.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Wow, you're not as smart as I dumb you are.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Jeffrey struck out, so l O L to him. You're
gonna be getting shocked today.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'll take that, all right.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
So finally we're on j Jose.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, Jose, your category is car tunes.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, car cartoons?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Well, I don't know about her cartoon knowledge.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That was said in the most serious to.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Worry for her, because cartoon knowledge is important.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Lab I'm going to bet against her.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Jose's betting against Alexis. Think that she's getting this wrong.
Here's your question. Exploding cigars, pianos, and watermelons are some
of the unorthodox tactics used in a cartoon pitting Yosemite
Sam against what wascally character?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh, I have no idea. Maybe it's against Snoopy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That was a good guest.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I would watch your site, Sam, try to hunt Snoopy.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
But that is.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Interact same like category I met.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She's never even seen Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I'm sure there's a delete had seen of who framed
Roger Raft when those characters interact.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
But I was looking for bugs. Bunny.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You seen Looney Tunes?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But again, well the or the Speci movie with the
Looney Tunes.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't think you've watched cartoons.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Jose, you bet against her. She got it wrong, so
you're safe. Jeff, you're getting shocked. Brooke, you're getting shocked.
That was three and a half seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That half second really made a difference. Today, Brook and
I are taking the shock, and we're gonna be singing
Closer by chain Smokers, So Baby Pony Closer, in the
backseat of your rover that I know you got. Bite
that tattoo on your shop.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Spitting bars broke such hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That sounded better than chain smoking.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Sometimes in life you have to engage in a little
sabotage to get what you want, do you Whether that
means crashing your ex lover's wedding, Oh, that's a little
loosening the handlebars on your competitor's bike at the triathlon,
or framing your spouse for the arson that you started.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Geez, We've all done it. So what do you do out.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
In jail?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm the weird one now, Yes, well.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'll tell you. One of our listeners still feels guilty
about the way he purposely sabotaged the annual work retreat
for his company and accidentally turned it into a nightmare weekend.
His boss will never forget. Oh my god, I think
that's worse. You do th thing. He's gonna tell us
what happened when he comes on to do a mass
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speaker right now.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
You hear me confession, I can't earl arms.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Mouse speaker got a text to seventy eighty five nine too,
that says a big hole has appeared in our local
park and nobody knows how it got there. But it's
me what. I go out every night after dark and
dig it a little deeper.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I always just hear those holes are from dogs or something.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Apparently it's some guy going out to the bark and
digging it up the city. I'm glad all that time
and efforts being spent on a good cause. I guess
we all have our quirky moments in our life, our
metaphorical holes that we've dug, and we don't judge here
on this show. We love your holes the way that
they're meant to.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Be loved, said, and we.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Said, we promise to keep your whole anonymous too. That's
why Evan is on the phone. Evan, this is Alias,
of course, but he wants to share something with us,
possibly about his whole. Evan, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hello, Hi, Hello, Do you feel uncomfortable because of the
intro or because of what you're gonna tell us?
Speaker 13 (11:05):
I mean a little bit of bulls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Honestly, check out right.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I feel like you're in the right head space now, Evan,
because the voice changer is on. You are now the
mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:15):
So a few years ago, I was on a company
retreat with about twenty five thirty employees and all of
us together.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is that something you enjoy?
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Oh no, it's one of the most boring things in
the world.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You know, Like some of those small tech companies they
go party, but then there's other ones that are laying Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:35):
Yeah, I wish I could say we were one of
those cool ones, but it ends up being my boss
talking NonStop for like seven eight hours.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, because you don't get enough of that during the week,
you need to make it a twenty four hour experience.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:50):
Well, this is what's even worse too, is like, not
only are we like in these meetings all day long,
staring at these power points, but then because the retreat,
we're all liked together and we all have to go
to dinner. But it's just like more of my boss
with the dumb story, like, oh my god, my mind
is dumb for three days.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, oh no, I'm just thinking of you having a
fake laugh at all your boss's terrible dad jokes. I
could barely make it through one fifteen minute meeting, let
of three hard days of it.
Speaker 13 (12:19):
So that's how long these retreats used to last.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Used to last.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Yes, but one trip that we went on a few
years back, after night one, me and four other employees
were back in the hotel in my room and we're
just saying, we cannot survive another.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Two days of this.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
We we got into something. We got to get out.
We're gonna lose our minds, you know. Yeah, we're like
trying to come up with excuse like, oh, like what
if one of us gets sick? But oh they were
like a family emergency, but we can't all have family emergencies.
That looks a little suspicious.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Did you all hit a bad trimp cocktail at the
same time? Maybe that way?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Well, what ended up happening was there were all these
free lemonade pictures out there during a meeting all day long.
So the next morning I found the guy down in
the kitchen he was who was the one making all
the lemas in the morning, and said I would pay
him a hundred bucks to add some some fun ingredients.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What vodo, I feel like it's stronger than vodka.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
I promised no one was harmed. So the morning starts
at nine am, and by ten thirty it was just
completely off the rails.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (13:29):
So people aren't sober, uh, they're nuts in their correct
state of mind. But some people were just in great
food all of a sudden, and they were bursting out
into laughter. And my boss best of all, he started
getting like sweaty, and he just like first he took
his neck tie off, and then he was just feeling
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so strange that he started using his necktie like a cowboy.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Laugh though, and.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Like trying to laugh though.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
Other employees are just like, we're sitting still.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Wait, no one is sober enough to understand that something's
happened to the lemonade.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
You know.
Speaker 13 (14:09):
I think the meetings are so boring that everyone was
just happy to be like enjoying the morning.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
For one, this is the best presentation I think we've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Guys, I think I figured it out.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
What I think you put a little splendor in there,
zero calories.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It makes you feel good, greedy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It is.
Speaker 13 (14:33):
Everybody a little.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Bit of that astap uh huh.
Speaker 13 (14:37):
I will say this too. There was a bit of
a crashing point, you know, when when when this kind
of mood strikes. There was a bit of a comdown.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
What happened?
Speaker 13 (14:47):
Well, at some point, my boss, he's having a great
time and then suddenly the switch happened and he just
starts crying. Oh and he confesses to everybody in the
office that the revenue is not as good as they
projected to that quarter. You know, he just like starts
(15:08):
filling his guts a little pim You know. I kind
of felt bad, But you know that actually kind of
like brought us together a little bit.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Some heartfelt bonding.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So no one got in trouble for this.
Speaker 13 (15:20):
No one really knew what was happening. So I feel
a little like it's my secret a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Why would they not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Know after like the next day when they're remembering back
and like things are hazy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a super high tolerance too. I bet I'd
be the only one looking around like what's going on.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Some of them never came down having a great time
for the rest of their life.
Speaker 13 (15:44):
We actually, a couple hours later, at one o'clock, the
we just the boss decided to cancel the rest of
the trip, and everyone in the room just started applodding.
And we haven't had one of those retreats in that
in my conference center. Ever since Wow solved.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The problem, everyone was happy and there was no consequence.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I wouldn't encourage this to other people. This is
highly illegal.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Next time Brooke is crying in the middle of the studio,
I'm gonna that's my own choice a text end of
seven eighty five nine too. If you have a confession
you've been holding on to, we can mask your voice,
hyd your identity, and make you the next mass speaker.
Phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
When applying for a job, there's certain perks that most
people are looking for, like flexible work hours, free snacks
in the break room, a designated office hookup space where
anything goes.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yes, I could bring some people in over at Brooks desk.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
But today Jose calls a manager who's been trying to
fill an open spot at his company for weeks, and
the perks Jose is looking for are probably I'm not
going to show up on any company job listing anywhere. Well,
you'll find out what they are in your phone tapp
right now mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Hello, Hi, my name is Grant. I'm supposed to call
you at this time.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Oh, you're right, Grant. Yeah, I've been expecting your call.
You're looking for the administrative assistant job, right, I am.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
That's awesome. Yeah. I spoke with Kyle and he recommended you.
He spoke very highly of you.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
And well, yeah, I'm his dealer.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
So did you say dealer like when.
Speaker 14 (17:42):
We play poker on Fridays. I liked I like to
deal the cards, so I'm the dealer.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
Oh oh, I see, yeah, I kind of thought you
meant something different.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
Okay, before we start the interview, is it okay if
maybe I ask you a few questions about the job.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
First, sure, go ahead, fire away.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Okay. It's just because I've had a lot of jobs
in the past and I was wondering if this is
one where you have to bring your own toilet paper.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
No, actually, we provide toilet paper in our in our bathroom.
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Yes, yes, my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Okay, okay, okay, that's great.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
I never thought of this before. But I'm glad you're
excited about this toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
That is huge. No, that's huge.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
There there there were days I forgot and then I
don't really even want to tell you what happened after.
I'm glad they just had like magazines in the lobby because.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
We don't really need to go into that. I can
my imagination could go there.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But right about that.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
The next question, and I hope I'm not asking stuff
that I shouldn't be, but does your company do any
random drug testing?
Speaker 11 (18:59):
H Well, no, we don't really do that. But why
are you acting?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yes? Oh good, Okay, whoa, that's.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
What I'm talking about. That's the good stuff.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Well, let me just say this. I didn't really love
your reaction to that. So is there something you want
to tell me about yourself? Grant?
Speaker 14 (19:22):
Uh, No, drugs are bad.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Wait a minute, you said drugs are bad with a
question mark? Let me?
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Can I try? I'm gonna try again. Drugs are drugs
are bad?
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Well, you're kind of half That was half a question.
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Okay, next question? Do they have like those metal detectors
or cameras or security?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Grant?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Why are you asking about that?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
No?
Speaker 14 (19:51):
No, I just want to make sure the buildings safe
and secure.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Yeah. No, no, we don't. We don't have any of
that kind of stuff here. Yes, in the building.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
Yes, okay, all the boxes are being Hey, it's gonna
be perfect. Hey, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
You are talking about a lot of stuff that kind
of makes me really nervous and things that aren't perfect
with our company.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be nervous. I'm I'm the
nervous one because I just want to make sure this
is a good fit.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Because, uh, but by the way, you don't.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Have any drug sniffing dogs by chance, right.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
There's no why are you saying drug sniffing dogs. It's
just we're not at the airport. Why would we have
drug sniffing.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
Dog In the last place where I would bring my
own toilet paper, I had a lot of those dogs
and the handlers would show up randomly.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
So I don't know where the you worked last time,
but that is not a good place.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was the DMD and.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
You've already you've already asked me about the drug testing.
Now you're talking about drug testing dogs.
Speaker 14 (20:53):
I just want to make sure we're checking off all
the boxes and the t's and the eyes.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Well, you know what, Grant, I have to go with
my gut feeling on this, and I'm just thinking that
this is probably not going to work out for us.
Speaker 14 (21:06):
Oh that's too bad. I just have one more question
at your place of business. Did you do you guys
allow prank phone calls from radio stations?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
What kind of question is that?
Speaker 14 (21:16):
Well, because your employee, Kyle, he set you up for
a prank phone call. And I'm with the morning show
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and my name's Jose And.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
You're not kidding, are you?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yes, Yes, yes, I did it. I pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh my gosh, I prank you.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You stupid son of a Oh my god, sell five.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Man, No, my name is actually Jose.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
Kyle said that you've been struggling to find a good
candidate to fill your open position.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
At your company.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Yeah, so he wanted us to mess with you and
pose as a fake candidate.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
I'm glad to know that because I was kind of
wondering what's going on the question about drug sitting dogs
and guys has to bring his own.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Face for the work.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Well, hey, that guy needs a job bad.
Speaker 11 (22:06):
It's not working for me.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Okay, Well, if you ever need a dealer for poker,
for poker only call.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Me right Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 12 (22:17):
The week up every morning was food tab weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Morning, Ready or not, Here it comes. The holidays are
fast approaching.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh man, Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
There's just something about the Christmas season that brings out
the romantic side of people. Oh that's true, thank you
Eggnog and office party Missiletoe. But that was definitely not
the case for two of our listeners who appeared on
our show almost a year ago, because in their case,
the holidays nearly broke them on their very first date.
(22:52):
Oh no, Thankfully we were able to help out, and
now that we're coming up on the Yule Tide season,
we're gonna check back in on that same couple for
a special holiday second date up date update. Right after
this second date updated, Brook swears she's never used the
dating apps before.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
I have it?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Is that true or because she knows that her family
listens to the show Sometimes, I really have it. But
with the way we've been doing our second date updates lately,
it's kind of like, Brook, you're getting the online experience anyway,
because we've been asking people to open up their dates profiles,
love it and read us some of the stuff that
they've wrote on there.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And I'll say I have flipped through my single friends.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Has changed all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
What about a test, Brook? If you want to match
someone in which direction do you swipe?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Everyone knows that you swipe.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Anyway, now that Brooke has schooled us on how online
dating works, maybe you can talk to Shauna, who wants
our help today and we want to get into Shawna's
dates profile too. Shawna, welcome to our happy little slice
of morning radioy, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Welcome, Shauna. So who did you swipe right?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I swipe right on a guy named Hunter?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Hunter? Okay.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
He says he's looking for a lady to match his energy.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, Oh, so you should put that on your dating profile.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh man, my energy day. We would be exhausted.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Someone with the energy of ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Bye bye, Oh my god. What's your name?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Your name?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Someone's out there for you. What else?
Speaker 9 (24:38):
That's a lot? Okay? So we have sports picks on here,
like he's in different like jogging attire.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Ok So he's an active due and also.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Says he's an old soul that is dreaming of moving
to a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
All right now.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You lost me.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I grew up in a tell you, I grew up
in a tiny town in the middle nowhere.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Nothing romantic about it.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, that's a really sad story. While your parents listen
to this.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
It's like the opposite of hall markt oh they know, Yeah,
they thought it was going to be more picket fences
lefts meth Labs plan on what small town life is
actually like, yeah, are you into that?
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Yeah? Well, because I think I love gardening and I
would love to have some animals and stuff like that,
you know what I mean. It's like, I don't think
meth Labs have played it, and I hope not.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
But anyway, we'll call her Plan B for you doesn't.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Work out anything else on there, and he ends it
with he's unapologetically me so it's great, Like, Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
A red flag. I'm sorry, But guys or girls that
say that, it basically says I'm drama. Yeah, and I'm
not gonna apologize.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well it worked for her. Pipe on him already.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Sorry, you're much more forgiving than any of us are.
So tell us about the date that you went on.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Okay, so our game was great. He took me to
a pro hockey game. Oh fine, and I kind of
like hockey, so it was kind of a good thing.
And yeah, so anyway, but that thing about it is
that there was no parking. We like literally circled the
parking lot for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Did you say the best thing about it was there
no parking.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
The worst thing about yeah, like one of the worst
things about it, there was no parking. Yeah, So we
looked like twenty minutes and then I realized that I
didn't have my gloves, and so I made him take
me home.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Why get in the box gloves you mean like regular No, Yeah,
I understand.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
You, guys. I'm always cold, Like right now, my hands
are freezing. I have cold hands all the time.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You say, you made him take you home.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Yeah, we haven't found parking at that point anyway, so
I'm like, just take me home and get my gloves.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, okay, so you missed the whole first period sounds wide.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Probably, Yeah, But we did come back and we saw
the rest of the most of the game, which was great.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And then wait, that didn't ruin his mood, like having
a demand like that.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
No, he was so sweet about it. He's like, I
get it very nice.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Plus, he doesn't want to get hugged by her. She
has cold hands too, so try made it back.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Find me a woman that doesn't have cold hands.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Cold hands, I know, cold hands, warm hearts. Anyway, the
game is great, and then he took me home because
you know, games are long. And then he was like,
can I come in to my apartment. I was like, well,
you can totally come in, but it's really cluttered. I'm
doing this home project. But I kind of just discourage
him because I really didn't want him in my mess
(27:26):
because it's embarrassing trying to.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Be but you're like, yeah, you come in though it's
going to be the worst experience in your life.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
But you am.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So he didn't come in.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
No, he did not come in. Yeah. So then you know,
I texted him and he's like, I had a great time.
He texted me, I had a great time. But then
there's been no, let's get together again, let's go out
on another date. There's been like this, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. You are
definitely a lot of energy, I can tell you, and
it's a good thing. I think. I'm not sure sure
if it matches his energy though, because I don't know
what he's like.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
Yeah, I'm telling you I don't know, but I mean
I'm telling you, guys, really time, all right, he was
really nice and I had such a great time. It's
just kind of wa wat, It's kind of like, you know,
oh wow, Well, I want.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
To hear this person when we call it. We're gonna
dial his number in just a few minutes. First we'll
play song, we'll come back, and then we'll try and
get you a second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
all right, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Here part two, if you're just joining.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Us for the second date, we're on the phone with Shauna,
who clearly has a lot of personality. Yes, she's got
high energy, with freezing cold hands and a messy apartment
filled with secret projects that she doesn't want her date
to see. I think it was just something.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I think it was just a mess that she'd want
him to see, not the project.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Well, because after the hockey date, Shauna told Hunter, in
no uncertain terms, no, you cannot come inside and see
my place.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's a pretty bold ask for a guy to go,
Can I come in?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I mean, he's they've already been there twice that day
for the first time. You have to go pick up
the gloves.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
She found her gloves in the in the clutter.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
It's true. I'm curious as a guy, would you take
that personally? If a girl turns you away at the door,
I would.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Definitely read into it.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
I mean, it's like most of the time, if a
girl says it's messy in there, it's nothing compared to
like a guy's mess what.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You live with exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
There are some clean men.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Brooke, I would ask you, but I know you've never
turned away a guy at the door, So for let's
forget it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Jeff, jum.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Seana, how are you doing? Are you okay? Before we call.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Hunter here, I'm good.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
You guys are hysterical, Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Nobody else has ever said that.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
Face?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, no, I hope we can get you a date.
I mean maybe he's just been busy or something.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
So all right, let's find out for sure. We're gonna
die Hunter's number right now and we'll see what he
has to say. Okay, and just for the record, we
think you're hysterical too.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Yeah, we're matching energy.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
You're welcome, all right, Yeah, let's just call him.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Hello, Hey, is this Hunter?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yes? This is him? And who is this?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hey? This is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Is this the same Hunter that
went out with a girl recently named Shauna to hockey game?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Who's asking? I'm sorry me? Yeah, you guys from the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, yeah, we do a morning radio show.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah, it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Okay, so wait, I'm really confused, right, I'm sorry, this
is this never happened to me before.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Well, we'd like to ask you questions about the date
because Seanna reached out to us afterwards and said she
had a really nice time with you. Oh it's part
of a thing that we do call the second Date Update,
and we're trying to help her get some answers for
why afterwards you two aren't reconnecting.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Well, she's she is something, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is she being too eager? Like, were you going to
get back to her?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
I'm assuming you spoke to her, right, So I'm guessing
you kind of got the feel from her that she's
a lot of energy. She's a lot, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
But she said, I mean she told us on your
dating profile it says you're looking for someone to match
your energy. I mean people who write that are only
people who are like high energy, right, Like, you'll get
me wrong.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I'm all for matching energies. But there's levels to the
sort of thing, and levels. The date itself was fine,
I mean, albeit that there were minor inconveniences having to
go out of my way to get her gloves, and
it's the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Okay, Yeah, we heard about that, and from what we understand,
she felt kind of bad that she left her gloves
and made you leave and miss part of the game.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
She even called you a total gentleman about.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
The whole sh She told me about that, and I understood,
it's fine, it's whatever. That's not what the deal breaker
was for me.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So there is a deal breaker, yes, one specific reason.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
And that was kind of like the cherry on top,
and I was just kind of like, okay, now I
can't go through.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The gloves were at the beginning, like what was it?
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Then the tail end of it okay.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
The very very very end of it. When we went
back to her place and she's telling me about this
project that she's working on. It's a mess, you know,
She's telling me. I don't think it's you know, you
might feel comfortable. It's a little cramped in there. And
I asked, I was, what's this project that you're working on,
and she told me that she has Christmas trees. She's
you know, like, okay, well Christmas time is coming, and
(32:52):
what she said plural trees. I'm like, wait, you have
more than one?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh yeah, some people do that or.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yeah, it's a problem.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well she has five of them and she's working on
three more.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Did she like make them for other people and then
deliver them or something.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
It's for her just just to have around the household.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Full size trees, Like every room in the house is
a full sized tree.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I don't know if if it's all in one room,
or if it's in one room and one's in a bedroom,
one's in a I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
So you Christmas.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
No, I'm not. I'm not trying to be the grinch here.
I'm just saying that, you know. And then she seemed
a little compulsive obsessive over it to the point where
it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
So it sounds to me like you might see her
as a little bit high maintenance.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Well, I'll tell you this much. I've been on enough
dates through the apps to know that when someone obsesses
over something like this, it's a major red flag.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I like to call.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Red flags fun facts.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You look at this, red is a color of Christmas,
maybe the green flag.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
And I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation she could
give you right now when we put her on the
other line, because she's actually been there the whole time. Hunter.
Oh wha what Yeah, yes, she's been listening to this conversation.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Hunter high. Hunter. Oh yeah, so okay, so I'm listening
to this. My head is not to explode. First of all,
you haven't even been in my house. How in my
house did this energy?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Well, I mean it sound like you didn't even want
me to come in, So well.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
I didn't because I like, I have ornaments everywhere everything
else they're so cool. So I have like a forest, Yes,
I do admit, I can't have like four in my
living room. It's kind of like a forest. I have
like little elves and stuff.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
You know.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
I put one in my garage and I have it
decorated like with like little tools, like with little nuts
and bolts, a little wrenches.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Sea Hunter, there you definitely overacted. Not a red flag
at all.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Oh yeah, and then I have one. I actually put
one in the bathroom, like in the corner. I take
out my hamper and put it in the.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Bathroom like a full sized tree.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
But yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You have a big bathroom.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
It's pretty big. It's colin skinny.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Get a shape.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Trees like different shapes and sizes or whatever.
Speaker 11 (35:15):
This is.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Thank you for sharing so much. I think we get
the picture now. You you love Christmas? You love all
the trees in your house?
Speaker 9 (35:26):
He sounds like a glench. And are you you're a
baham bug?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't think so. I would just like to give
Hunter a chance to respond to you a little bit
about what what he thinks about all the trees in
your house? Hunter? Let him get out maybe more than
two words this time. Hunter gave it a shot.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Don't get me wrong, I am all for Christmas spirit.
I love nature, foliage, you name it. But outside the house,
you know, maybe one Christmas tree suffices.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Christmas for you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Just can't get over and you put up eight trees,
which means you take down.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Big house.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Big energy is probably the equivalent of one tree for us.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
What do you do for New Years? What do you
do for Valentine's?
Speaker 9 (36:15):
Like, now you have me thinking, well, you know, Valentine's
is great whole. I have a whole, like a separate
storage unit for all of my decorations for every holiday.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Evair Hunter was asking her about Valentine's Day, which makes
me that he is interesting answer. We would love to
send you on that pre Valentine's Day date and we
will pay for it. Oh yes, my friend.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I mean, you've got to give her. She is fun,
she is spirited.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
And we know from your dating profile, Hunter that you're
unapologetically yourself and you can continue to unapologetically be yourself
on that next day.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Now, but I will say, the majority of people in
this room thought that was red flash.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Maybe you could look over her, red.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Flash, Shawn, come on, Hunter, one more chance. We'll pay
for it, man, Red flag, green flag. Put them together, Chris.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Sup, it's like brown, It's like a bad, nasty.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What do you say, Hunter, you're paid?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Definitely?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
All right, he's unapologetically cheap too.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
Another day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
It's been almost an entire year since we've had them on.
But apparently Hunter and Shauna are still dating, which is great.
But the holidays are coming up again. I wonder if
that's going to cause any tension in their relationship.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I would say it already has. This girl has already decorated.
There is no way she's waiting Hunter.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Shauna, how you guys doing good?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Can you hear it Christmas?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Can you hear us in the forest in your house?
Speaker 13 (38:00):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Why is that normal for you? Or are you trying
to be considerate of him?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
No?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Totally normal?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Okay, good?
Speaker 12 (38:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Hunter, how are you doing? Are you excited for the
holidays this season?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm excited. I'm actually more excited for her,
you know, so her being excited makes me excited.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I mean where you guys, are you living together or what?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
We're together. I mean we're actually opping the antsy this.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Time around anty?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
So we're actually instead of eight trees, we're doing nine.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Is that ninth tree? Like your tree? The couples?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It's like the man cave tree?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Is that However, there's actually something really special about this
extra tree, because this one, we're actually going into the
forest to get it ourselves. We're going to cut it down.
Speaker 11 (38:50):
It's going to be.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Totally like a Harmark movie. I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Also, check for squirrels. Yeah, Hunter, I'm curious. Is Shanna
liked us on any other holiday of the year, now
that you've almost spent like a whole one together, is
she like this for anything else?
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Well, at first I thought it might, but no, it's
actually only Christmas. She has a spreadsheet that she has
prepared in July. July is okay.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
It has to be that way because I've got to
keep it all organized and I have to write it
down with like all the themes of the trees and
what's both on each tree. Yeah, I have to be
that way.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Would keep it simple.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I feel like you should start your own business.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
You know, Santa should hire you.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You need to go and set up the north Pole.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh, it sounds like you guys are in a really
great relationship.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
It's really great. He's amazing.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
If you ever get married, when you get married at
Christmas time.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Amongst our forests, yea, I love it.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Keep us updated on your relationship. Happy to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
It's Rook and Jeffrey in the morning. One guy is
getting roasted for his video and he thought that he
was doing a good thing. Also, why should you think
twice before helping a sad, lost child out on the streets.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's what we're saying.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I'm telling you you need to think about it. You're
gonna hear why in a brand new TikTok click shot
that's coming up right now. Oh my god, I had
the weirdest dream last night. He did John Wick was
fighting Captain Jack Sparrow. Each one had a chorizo burrito
from Chipotle in their hand, and just when it looked
(40:35):
like Captain Jack was getting the upper hand, john Wick yelled,
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And then I woke up.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
But that reminded me, Oh yeah, we're doing TikTok click shot.
He was so shocked at how many clicks that viral
video is getting. We've got some of the biggest tiktoks
from the past week. Let's get into it. Your first
TikTok click shock got close to half a million views.
It's a guy with the username real King Kong, and
(41:05):
he's a self proclaimed millionaire that shares videosbou how to
become rich all.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Over His people are so annoying and it's always self proclaimed.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I'm like, I would like to see some evidence to
back any of this millionaire stuff up. Give me some bank.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Statement, you want evidence. He took to the app to
share a short video where he's dining at a small
restaurant chain called the Olive Garden. It's where all millionaires,
so it looks like he ate his meal, and then
he starts the video after that, and he's paying his
bill okay, and he tells his elderly waitress to swipe
on the payment screen till it reaches the maximum tip percentage.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
WHOA, that's cool, go for him.
Speaker 10 (41:41):
That's why I want to be rich someday is to
do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
And he's obviously doing it out of kindness, not cloud.
I mean, that's why.
Speaker 16 (41:48):
By the way, we're recording, and he yells quote boom
two hundred percent okay I mean, and leaves the old
lady completely stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I mean, it's probably what a thirty dollars bill.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
The meal was forty six dollars okay, meaning that the
woman walked away with a ninety two dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I mean, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
So he posted the video and in the comments there
were a few normal ones like you know, a lucky
waiters up. But then a wave of anger.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Came through, right because he's doing it all just for clicks.
He's not doing it to help anyone out, doing it
to help himself.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
He was like, who cares? This is only for the content.
If he felt the need to film this for the
internet clout, then it doesn't count. Even more people jumped on,
calling him patronizing, self aggrandizing. Don't know what that means.
A lot of eyesing work. Anytime someone calls you something, yesing,
it's bad. Somebody even questioned if he was really a multimillionaire, Yeah, exactly,
(42:50):
dining at the Ali them and the only one.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's like, dude, ninety two bucks, just give her one hundred.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Cheap.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I'm like, bro, round up and then making a big
show out of it and making her go up to
two percent.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Just do it yourself.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
Man, that was big, like twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
All right, bro, she's still gonna a that on her taxi.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
No one's impressed. So his response to all the haters
is quote. It doesn't matter how you live your life,
you'll always be judged by someone else. Oh yeah, the
best thing to do is ignore the noise and just
do you.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh yeah, crying video.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's a TikTok click shock. You're next, TikTok click shock.
It's a weird video that's racked up thousands of views.
But a Florida woman named Shannon Fraser was walking near
an outdoor mall when this twelve year old boy comes
running up to her and asks for help.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh my gosh, that's so scary.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
So she's crying, saying that his phone was dead okay,
and he couldn't reach his family or his friends. Okay,
so he has to borrow her phone to get in
touch with him. Yeah, and without thinking, she just hands
it to him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, of course, I mean he's a twelve year old
little boy.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
So the boy cries thank you, and he opened up
her maps app. It's a little weird. So she's standing
nearby watching this happen, and what she doesn't realize is
he also opened up her Venmo No, and within seconds
he transferred four thousand dollars to himself. That's smart, and
(44:22):
the bank accounts where the money went to. They'd only
been set up an hour before that happened.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Kid, smart, dude, you're giving him problem, gets.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Your hustle on end up being that millionaire. All yeah,
knows it?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Like, what the heck?
Speaker 6 (44:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Days later, when she finally realized what.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Happened, she didn't realize immediately.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
No, then she went back and looked and all the
accounts had been withdrawn and closed.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Oh my god, so you can't even get the money back.
It's not even sitting anywhere that could be transferred back.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
So apparently people are saying this is the new pickpocket.
It's like a new type of scam. Little kids are running.
So if you ever see a lost child crying, just
do what Brooke does.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Get out of here.
Speaker 10 (45:08):
See girls doing this because you know nowadays, and you
ask someone for their number, they just handy their phone
to Ye, it's.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
A great idea.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Left me, I have your phone real quick thought, I.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Was putting in my number.
Speaker 10 (45:21):
That's why it's ten digits.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, what did your phone number need a pin?
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Veno users are being encouraged to set up their face
ID and their PIN if you haven't done so already, okay.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Or maybe just dial the number for the crying kid.
The kid can't get into the venmo handy.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Don't trust the children in danger and crying and in fear.
And oh wow, what's that? My phone just died?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Can I use yours?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
For sure?
Speaker 13 (45:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Brojo is getting all this money?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Those are your.
Speaker 17 (46:02):
Stories for the day Santa's coming to.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh my god, that was a.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Clip from one of our favorite holiday films of all time,
Elf with Will Ferrell, the best one of all time,
by the way, guys, And you know who loves that
movie is today's caller.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I thought I was finally gonna play Santa.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
I know Paul is the first time player of the show.
Welcome man. How you doing, Oh, I'm doing so good.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
I never thought i'd talk to you guys.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
How many times do you think you've watched the movie Elf?
Speaker 13 (46:51):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Probably twice?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Okay, but it doesn't have a million.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
I was told to watch it again.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But two is the limit. He won't watch any movie
more than twice. That's just abusing. Third, okay, but you
identify is it?
Speaker 12 (47:08):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (47:09):
It's interesting?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
That interesting?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I thought he was gonna say, like, oh god on
thousands twice? You know, I watched Dumb and Dubber so
many times that the VHS literally broke yes as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Paul, that's an interesting guy. Apparently, he asked our producer like,
is this a practiced round that we're gonna do first?
Like we have time to do practice rounds of wind
Brooks box? That serious, Paul, this is the real deal.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 14 (47:35):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (47:35):
Yes, I am okay.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
This is your eight bile moment, right.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
He got to rise to the occasion. Brook's gonna be
sent out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Probably the gum drop forest to get to New York moment.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Yes elf? Reference. And so here's how the game works. Paul.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you do have to beat Brook outright to win? Are
you ready?
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Good? Look your time starts now. Today is National Fast
Food Day, which fast food restaurant has the most locations
worldwide McDonald's. Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in What TV
sitcom pass? Originating in Sweden? What is the word used
for a large buffet style dinner spread.
Speaker 11 (48:16):
At?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
What is the small stick that gets passed? By runners
in a relay race called Baton. Which US state has
the least rainfall each year, Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada, Nevada.
All first time, that was a pretty strong showing for
a first time. A Brook's going to come back into
the room, and so, do you have any plans this Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (48:38):
Oh my mom and I were talking about making like
our turkey like bacon wrapped for the first time.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
So we're going to try that and see how it is.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Wow, you gotta get a lot of bacon to wrap
an entire turkey.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Can deep fry it too, I'm gonna tell you I
did once where I did the herb butter and I
put it under the skin.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Game changer. Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
It was a really disgusting to reach your all underneath
the skin and the turkey, but oh my god, it
was unbelievable game changer the result.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, yeah, I was not afraid to get up in
that turkey.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
All right, Okay, let's move forward. You ready, I guess.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Your time starts now. Today is National Fast Food Day,
which fast food restaurant has the most locations worldwide. Subway
Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in what TV sitcom.
Speaker 13 (49:35):
My got it?
Speaker 12 (49:36):
Just?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Uh? Parking wreck?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Originating in Sweden. What is the word used for a
large buffet style dinner spread?
Speaker 12 (49:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (49:45):
What is the small stick that gets passed by runners
in a relay race?
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Call batan?
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Which US state has the least rainfall each year? Arizona,
New Mexico or Nevada.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
New Mexico. Oh, they got some mountains in there. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Oh, Brooks doubting yourself. Now we're gonna go to the
scoreboard and see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 14 (50:05):
Someone need a hug.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
The rabbit raccoon. Paul, you got three correct today.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That's pretty good for a first go. You didn't need
to practice, Paul.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yes, and brook also three.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Time day barn it.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
The tie does get to the house on these, Paul.
Let's go over the answers. Real fast. It's National Fast
Food Day. The fast food restaurant with the most locations
worldwide is McDonald's thirty eight thousand locations. Subway is second
with thirty six kills. Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in
Parks and Recreation. Originating in Sweeten, The word for a
large buffet style dinner is a schmorgasboard. In a relay race,
(50:50):
the runners pass around a stick called a baton, and
the US state with the least rainfall each year is Nevada.
They received ten inches total.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Part desert there. I should have gone with that one, so.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Paul, Unfortunately, my man can't give you any money here,
but just for playing you get some Brook and Jeffrey
swag to take.
Speaker 11 (51:07):
Home for you. My girlfriend is gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Does your girlfriend love the movie alf too?
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Maybe the first.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
I mean he's never watched it with her because he's
only seen it twice.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
And he won't watch it with her because two is
the max, so she has to watch her. Hey, Paul,
thanks for being on with us, okay, or thanks for
having me. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bock same
time tomorrow
Speaker 12 (51:30):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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