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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oi, who it is, uckly, we don't have time, It
doesn't matter. This is Clova from Brook and Jeffrey in
a moan And you're about to listen to a pollcast
and I hope it's still so because it's gonna self
destructing three two one plug you is.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is it time to ban cell phones and schools?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I think that's even late. Like they've been banning them
for a while. They're putting them in those pouches, those
secure pouches.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yeah, when you go to Kevin Hart. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
take your freaking phone.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Or at this point,
should we just put a cellular implant directly into kids'
forearms right when they're born. Yeah, just be easier that way.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We feel it.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Maybe we could use them as the phones.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean. It's an idea because
it's the belly button for an emer new study just
came out that found the average teenager now spends ninety
two minutes on their phone at school every Day's.
Speaker 7 (00:55):
Cool to be there, my friends that their teachers that
have to ask the students to pull out the phones
a lot because most of the websites they need or
blocked by school, so they need to use their phone
to do their work.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
They obviously got Spotify or something open listening, yeah, podcast, yes,
hours Jo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How long are kids even at school though? Like seven
hours total?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That would mean about a fourth of their entire time
in school is spent looking at their phone.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You sound like an old grandpa right now the way
you're delivering this.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't say I'm against it, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:25):
Want to peel the curtain back, but you do have
your phone out in front of you as well.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm checking it. I'm checking the comments that are coming
in on our live sta sorry blocking another person. Don't
tell me you like the show commenting. It's just total eyes.
The crazy thing is those ninety two minutes only represent
twenty percent of kids total daily phone time, meaning teenagers
are now on their phone over five and a half
(01:53):
hours each and every day.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I mean, it's nuts, like to hang out with my knees.
She's just turned fourteen. It's like, do you have a
face anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The top apps that teenagers use Instagram, Spotify, TikTok, and YouTube,
which it's just not cool. What we as a show
are completely against it unless they want to go to
the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram or the Brook and Jeffrey
Spotify or our TikTok or our YouTube pages. Otherwise this
is an outrage. Yeah, but we do rely on you
(02:24):
at school. So mad right now, we just need to
go to the shock collar question of the day. And
I know if anybody loves teenagers jumping into our comments section,
it's digital Jake, the guy who hearts eats in every
one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I love the commenters, Please be nice to.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Make it trivia for the teens. Well, you know, I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But for some reason, a lot of famous people were
born on this day, February sixth.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really is it?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Because exactly nine months before every May Brook host annual
Percenters couple swaps for.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
One time and he told me you weren't gonna say anything.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm sure it's just a coincidence. It can't be that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But for whatever reason, old money, for whatever reason, today
we're honoring all the iconic celebrities who called this their
birthday during a special name that feb celeb Edition.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Now, if you say a number one through twenty and
I'll give you a hint about a famous person who
was born on February sixth. It could be a general description,
it could be a famous quote they said, or anything
they're really known for. You just have to tell me
who that famous person is. To stay in the game,
We'll start with the woman who's free this Valentine's Day.
For any seedless celebs or higher, how about a number sixth.
(03:56):
Alexis Zaza Gabor was famous for being a glad amorous
Hollywood actress and a socialite with a lavish lifestyle. She
also made headlines for slapping a police officer in nineteen
eighty nine, which only added to her legendary status. She
was born back on this day in nineteen seventeen. Alexis,
please spell Zazagabor's first.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Name is Jaja.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sure will that help you?
Speaker 9 (04:21):
That help?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Maybe I'm gonna go the long way, za Zaa.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Said, za Zaa.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
That is.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Joaja spelled z sa space zsa sign.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Have you really never seen that name written down?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Wild brook it's your turn, Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Give me number fifteen.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Speaking of legendary, Brookie, you are known on our show
for being legendary for remembering people's name. I need you
to tell me the professional basketball player that Kim Kardashian
was married to for just seventy two days and twenty eleven.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I mean I remember important names like Chris Humphreys.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
H Yes, correct.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Of Kim's husband's name.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, he let me go.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
What's the first one name?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't remember that guy, the famous one, the famous one.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
J Kanye.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
No, no, ye, go.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
With number ten. Jose. This wild rock star made headlines
in the nineties for storming off stage, and it has
been part of a band that's been in more reunions
than most people have had birthdays. His last name is
the same as a flower.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Who is he? What happy battle arts has caused?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Rockets on stage? Osborne?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Right? Then the head off a bag?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
He gave you a hint a flower?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No, alright, well, I'll just say Axl Rose. Axel Rose
is correct.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I would not have gotten that one.
Speaker 11 (05:55):
Yeah, Urn.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
In honor of all the high school teams listening to
this right now at school, give me number thirteen.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Jeffrey, you have a lot of presidential knowledge, but what
about famous vice presidents? This founding father was born on
February sixth, and I was remembered for a famous duel
that ended in tragedy.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Who is he easy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think I know Alexander Hamilton was involved in a
duel with.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Aaron Burr was not a vice president either, he was
a treasurer. There's also Andrew Jackson, though I think he
actually killed somebody on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
While that they just used to be like, yeah, let's
go settle this by shooting guns at each other, and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Everybody was cool back those times.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, jeff I feel like you'd lose a duel.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm not the one that's fighting. I would just tune
in to watch It's a dude. Yeah, stream it on
TikTok and me I'm gonna go Andrew Jackson on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Jeffrey said, Andrew Jackson, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Aaron Burr was the answer there. He was the third
vice president of the United States. Yeah, there's an old
got milk commercial where a guy, yeah, don't mouthful of
cookies and he can't.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Answer the peanut butter and can't answer a trivia question
on the radio stations.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Remember literally the first time I ever learned about milk commercial.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That is so funny.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
We're down to Brook and jose Brook, it's your turn.
I need a number two Brook, This legendary reggae musician
known for hits like No Woman, No Cry, and One Love,
became an international symbol for peace and unity.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Who is he?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Bob Marley?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Marley's correct, Jose. You need to get this right to
stay in the game. Okay, let's number three Jose. This
British singer became an international sensation in the eighties with
a hit song that became a viral internet meme. Decades later.
Despite being famous for his catchy tunes, he shocked many
by disappearing from the spotlight for several years.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
The only thing I can think of is getting Rick rolled.
But I don't think he was not from here. I'm
gonna say Rick.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Roll, Jose said, Rick Roll.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That is the first name his name was. Rick asked.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
The answer. Yeah, Oh, you didn't give it to me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Rook has what today's editive tlenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Alright, well Brooke gets to choose. You get shot today?
While singing skater Boy by April Levigne, who has a
rip day today? She's just Canadian.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Okay, I'm going to give.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It to Jeffrey for not knowing that got milk.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Commercial milk shamed. Okay, that's right. He was a skater boy.
She said, see you later.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
He wasn't good enough for.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was your shot collar question of the day. I
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We love to hear a story about a great marriage
proposal that was executed perfectly and she was so surprised
and happy, blah blah blah whatever. Correct. But you know
what we love even more is a thoughtful proposal that
went horribly and hilariously rare. I swear the doves were
(09:14):
alive when I first put them in the cake. I
don't know what happened. And we have a listener who
says his romantic Valentine's Day proposal could not have backfired worse,
and he blames it all on a popular children's toy.
We're gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker
coming up.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You don't hear me confession I can't take back ow arms.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Speak Texas seventy eight five nine two says sometimes I'll
go five days without brushing my teeth just so I
can experience how good it feels to finally clean them.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
No, those are some furry teeth. That's how it feels.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My dad used the same strategy on me, but with
hugs five years in between each one, just so every
time I would really savor it.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
That didn't affect you at all.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Totally stable. But in this segment, we will hug you
so hard while you confess your biggest secrets to us. Yeah,
and you can cry. Brooke wants you to actually, And
we have a guy who's ready to come clean today.
He's chosen to go by the name Mauricio. Mauricio, bring
it in for a hug, buddy. How you doing.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
They're there. Let it out, Let it out.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We're gonna kiss you on cheos too. Okay, now that
you're in your safe space, voice changer is on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (10:47):
So the story is a while back, I was aiding
a woman and we've been there four over two years.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Okay, Okay, that's a long relationship.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Yeah, it was going really well.
Speaker 13 (10:57):
We were at the point where I could tell that
she was expecting a proposal, like feeling the pressure of
that proposal.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh, yes, you didn't want to propose it sounds like
I do.
Speaker 13 (11:07):
Feel like some woman like doing a lot, like openly
post on social media.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Just gonna say that.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
But I know one girl who kept doing it and
was like, he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like it's like sad.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The guy's like trapped.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, the girls are really creative too. They're like, gosh,
my ring finger is so cold. First, there's something on
it to keep it warm, sweater. Yeah, kind of that
vibe you're getting from your girlfriend.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Well, yeah, so I was feeling the pressure and then
I actually made a decision. I thought that I was
going to do it on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Some people wouldn't like that, but some people would not.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Means like pressureing for marriage a bunch Like it's usually
like they want it's yeah, it's a safe to Okay,
she'll take it, however, she gets that's.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Not like you could do it in like morning in bed.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So you're planning a Valentine's proposal.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Yeah, Well, I came up with this idea because I'm
very much into legos and I wanted her to also
be into legos and have this positive association with them.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Okay, you can introduce not to have her accepted as.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Hard trading a dog factor to your proposal.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
So I ordered this custom Lego set where you put
it together, it forms this really big heart and it says,
will you marry me?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
There's some creativity there, we approve.
Speaker 13 (12:29):
Yeah, well, yeah, I thought it was really cool. So
I wrapped it up, and then on Valentine's Day, I
gave her the present and she starts to unwrap it
and she saw that it was a Lego set, and
she was so upset with me.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
No, that's not how.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
That's his thing.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
This is what you would have liked.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I'm guessing on the box it didn't say will you
marry me?
Speaker 13 (12:53):
Well no, actually the box didn't have a picture of
the final product.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Okay, so she's she thinks you just gave her a
bunch of regular Legos.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
She was yelling at me, yelling, honey, just put.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It together in six hours. You're gonna know exactly.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm not gonna help either.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Were you able to convince her to calm down and
try it?
Speaker 13 (13:17):
Well, I really didn't expect her to be mad, you know,
I thought maybe it would be a fun thing between
the both of us. So she opens this box and
she starts throwing the pieces at me, like, all over
the apartment.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh god, you're gonna step on one.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Eventually she's getting assaulted by your own proposal.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
Yeah, it was really scary. Eventually she leaves the place.
I don't know where she went. She went to her friends,
her parents gossip.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah, god, dang, did you ever propose or like?
Speaker 13 (13:46):
So I tried to text her. I was like, please
come back. This is a misunderstanding. We're gonna build it together.
It'll be really fun.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
God, she's gonna feel so stupid when she finally puts
it together.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
The lego said, I mean, like, or will she ever?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
So sheepish? Like, oh my god, I ruined the moment?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah did she did? She come back?
Speaker 12 (14:05):
She actually blocked me.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
What that's how she broke up with you.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Yep. Never saw her after that. That was it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Oh, she does not deserve your adorable proposal.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I hope you're listening right now.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
She's not married.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, the guy who gave her a ring?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How long ago was this?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
This was three years ago and she moved on. Yeah,
she's engaged to another guy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That and then that he proposed with Lincoln Logs and
that was like super romantic to her.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
He's like, honey, once we build our fort's going.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
To be the coolest.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
God her.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
It's obviously not meant to be easier said than the situation.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Where are you at in your romantic life?
Speaker 12 (14:50):
Well, I have a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Now, how does she feel about legos?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
She absolutely loves legos.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's meant to be two brickheads just fallen in love.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't even wait any more time. Just bust out
that Lego set right now and give it to you.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
You haven't reused the leg you have to get a
new one.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Chest.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
She never even opened it as a weapon.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It doesn't matter. It's like we're using a ring.
Speaker 13 (15:12):
Yeah, okay, I can't find some of the pieces that
you threw it.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, do a lego ring this time.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Keep it simple.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I don't think a girl's gonna like that either.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm sorry that happened, but it sounds like it was
for the best and you're in a better situation now.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Yeah, the long run, I really love my new girlfriend
and everything else.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
See how it goes right now? Yeah, that's just yet
soon though.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The text seven too, If you have a confession you've
been holding on to. We'll hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's
coming up right after.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Do you like poser Italian restaurants or do you want
authentic give a golf because when I go out for
Italian I expect a family owned, cooked with love, homeland
of Italy type of experience, the real thing. And if
(16:12):
you find a spot like that, your dinner should be magical.
Just whatever you do, do not cancel your reservation because
I know two guys who won't take kindly to your cancelation.
Don't believe me. It's in your phone tap right now. Hello,
(16:35):
how you doing?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
This is Restaurant America?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay, Hello, Hello, is this Kyle?
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
This is this is me? Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
So look, we got a notification from Open Table that
you canceled your reservation for tomorrow. I figured there's gotta
be some type of mistake of something.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No I cancel, because why I just what this is?
We I just canceled because I couldn't make it.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Oh man, I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Why well, because your plans are back on they'll see
you tomorrow six thirty what.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh, sorry, that's my brother Veno. Yeah, that's a Veno.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
So this is the restaurant calling me mandating that I
do not cancel a reservation.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
We just don't do that. We're not a cancelation type
of people, all right. When you commit to the family,
you show up for the family. Oh yeah, no, the
Yolk's amazing, Veno, you like the nyolkie, Kyle, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
I've never had been yoke before.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I've only never had Onnoki before.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Sorry, you're treating us like a drive over here? Are
we drive through Vino?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
We drive?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah? Primo that means prime and you heard him, no cancelation.
We'll see you tomorrow six thirty pm.
Speaker 11 (18:02):
I don't know why I'm still I'm on the phone
with you.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Hey, I agree. I don't even know why this call
happened to begin with. Who would have a cancel on us?
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Dumb?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah he does sound gonna look a dumb.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
So now you're insulting me. Oh you're calling me name.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
They were a downy and it's a term of endearment.
They use the dummy, use the dummy. Yeah, you idiot? Right,
if you knows a stupid head. This guy can't even
do a simple math. If you know what the two
plus a one? Yeah, you only know the pasta.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
God.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
I don't know what's going on there, but I made
a reservation elsewhere and there's nothing else I can do
with it.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Maybe somebody made other play.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Hey, you know, why don't you get in the cargo
over to Kyle's place.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
With a rolling pin?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
See how quick he shows up to restaurants.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Oh, you're not threatening me, now, are you.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Look you sega no to us is like seging no
to a kiss from Sophia Loren. Yeah, you don't say
no to a kiss from a Sophia, right a.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Veno, especially with dog. Yeah, extra tongue when you gotta
kiss a Sophia. Anyway, Now you get it. We're gonna
see you tomorrow at six thirty. All right, I told.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
You I have other plans.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Okay, Look, I just think it's kind of funny that
you think it's just so easy to make a reservation disappear.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
What am I?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
What am I? David Copperfield? You think that's funny? Yeah?
What am I?
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Some type of fancy Vegas magician or something? Ain't pulling
a spaghetti noodle out of my hat or whatever?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Did you get me? So?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh yeah, with a turrormissa. That be actually good a magician?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Actually is that control?
Speaker 11 (19:40):
I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't want to deal with you. Guys.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
You hang up, and you're gonna lose a lot of
respect from a me and a Veno. Okay, nobody wants
to lose respect from his family, right, Veno.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I want to respect you, but you gotta.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Respect of me.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah, you gotta earn respect around here by showing up.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
I'm I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Okay, tomorrow six thirty.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
I'm coming here restaurant.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Hey, but your girlfriend, Casey's gonna be here. She set
this whole thing up.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
She said, you're gonna cancel your dinner reservation. Then we're
gonna preg phone call. You would mess with you, right,
A Veno.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
We're never doing the preg phone God, I believe he's
still on the phone. He is a dummy leader. What
you're almost dumber than Vino.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
This is a prank phone call.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yeah, man, this is actually Julisey from the radio show
Briock and Jeffrey in the Morning. Mam, we're doing a
phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
You guys are crazy, man. You had me going not.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
My brother Veno.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
That's jeff in the background.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
For a second, there I was in actual life.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
No restaurant would ever threaten anyone and not showing up
for reservation. Now, if you don't listen to Brick and
Jeffrey in the morning, we will come after you, right, jeff.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Will put you in the ash. Hey, you're the woman
to stick Veno on. You would have rolling Pinha.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
A few months back, two listeners met for the first
time on our show without ever seeing each other before,
and during the segment they made a crazy agreement regarding Thanksgiving.
If you heard it, then you know what I'm talking about.
And today we're gonna hear their first phone conversation and
(21:23):
then finally find out what happened afterwards and a very
special blind Love is updates.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Oh my god, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You don't even know it's coming up right after this.
If you're like me, Thanksgiving dinner in hot love just
go hand in hand. Oh my gosh, it's broken Jeffrey
in the morning, Dude.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
After you eat all that food too, Yes, you have
the meat sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Stop talking like that, you're turning me on. That's definitely
the case today because it's a special Thanksgiving edition blind
Love issh Potatoes the segment where we put two of
our listeners together to meet for the very first time
right here on our show. Today's special because Thanksgiving is
obviously right around the corner, and both of our listeners
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have said they do not want to show up to
their family dinner's solo, so they are willing to be
matched up with a mystery person as long as they
feel that special spark on air without ever seeing each
other first. Because remember that's the blind part of Blind Love.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Is theoretically, if this goes well, they could be taking
the other to Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That is the hope today and today's Fearless listeners are
Joey and Katie. They're about to meet for the very
first time right here, and we've encouraged them to ask
each other hypothetical questions all in the theme of family Thanksgivings, well,
just about what it's going to be like, so they
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can kind of paint the picture for each other.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Of drunk shows up. How do you handle got it?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, okay, that's all they were told. I have no
idea what the questions are, but let's punch them up
and see if we can get that turkey goblin. So, Joey,
would you like to introduce yourself to Katie?
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Hey, Katie, I'm Joey. I work in insurance, I have
two dogs, and my favorite Thanksgiving dessert is pumpkin pie
whipped cream on you.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Well, literally, we don't even know what she sounds.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're already don't her a miracle with without even knowing
anything about her? But give this.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Style, Katie.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Why don't you introduce yourself to Joey.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
Joey, Katie, I work in publishing, and I guess my
favorite Thanksgiving dessert is apple pie, cookies and ice cream.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh wow, you hear that? Josh has three favorite desserts
for Thanksgiving, not just one, and not one of.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Them required her to put any food items on her buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, well, I don't know me are creative with that.
Now we've all met each other, let's get this started.
We are going to back away and let the two
of you get to know each other up to us
in personal we'll stay quiet, remember though, we're trying to
stay only Thanksgiving theme tears. So go ahead.
Speaker 15 (24:24):
Okay, So I have a question for you, Jolly, what
if my mom stops halfway through the dinner prayer and
asks what you're setting full for?
Speaker 11 (24:34):
She likes to do that sometimes. Well, I'm thankful for
the fact that sweatpants exist, because there's no way, no way,
I'm making it out of your house out right right.
And my family has a tradition of doing Thanksgiving karaoke
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after dinner. If you could pick a song to show
off your personality, what would it be?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I like karaoke.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Well maybe instead of Sweet Caroline, I would sing Sweet
Potato Pie.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know about that. They might do you.
I don't know. Neil diamonds pretty sacred in our house.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Oh okay, I'm just warning you because my last girlfriend,
she did a Megan Trainer song and it's it was
all about that based.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
You know that.
Speaker 15 (25:42):
Well, what karaoke song would you sing?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Probably Titanic? What you know the Titanic theme? Right? Yeah, Well,
usually we will all watch that together as a family,
like the day after Thanksgiving while eating turkey sandwiches. And stuff,
and my mom she always cries when Jack dies.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's like a three hour movie.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, Okay, you know, I feel like maybe we're going
to jump in right here to check the temperature on
this bird. But I do feel like.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
That is an odd family tradition.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, there's a few in Joey's family. But as far
as the connection between the two of them, what do
you think, Brooke?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I think they're actually really cute.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Like I thought, you guys had witty banner and you're
laughing at each other and.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
The sweet potato pie thing lost me. Everybody says, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
I am actually a professional parody, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Potatoes are something a little bit more clever than that.
And maybe Joey's into it, or.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
You're just mad that she stole your next song of
the week. I did.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'll admit all about that. Base was pretty five phenomenal,
don't x. But in our show tradition, this decision is
fully up to us. It comes down to what the
listeners think.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yeah, I love this because I love you guys. Texting
in your faith's in their hands.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
So text in seven eight five nine two. If you
want to hear more based Oh do we know how
to spell base and B A S T E. If
you if you think this is done, waste baste it
or waste.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
It okay, or you can just say we love them.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, Brook, I don't hear any laughter coming from you.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm working on it, Okay, letting it resonate.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You're building it up, to build it first and then
second edition when we come back and continue the Thanksgiving
version of Blind Love, will they end up at their
family's dinner tables this Turkey Day. We're gonna find out
when we continue next.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
It's your Blind Love is updates.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, don't go anywhere, because we're gonna find out how
the couple's doing.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Right after part two, we're.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
In the middle of a special Thanksgiving edition of Blind
Love is.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Oh my gosh, this is so fun because there's so
much at stake.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, And if you don't know our listeners, Joey and
Katie have just met for the first time right here
on the radio, never seen each other before, and they're
trying to figure out if they have enough of an
instant spark to spend Thanksgiving together.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, with that family.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yes, And after part one of Sexy Conversation about Thanksgiving,
karaoke and postmeal Titanic. Seventy four percent of our listeners
texted in saying based it, yeah, they together. One person
even wrote Thanksgiving karaoke? Can we double date at your house?
Joe He I like that idea. Eighteen percent said waste it.
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They had enough, and two people keep texting asking us
to play Neil Diamond songs. So we'll keep that in mind.
But it looks like there is a chance that blind
love truly is Remember this goes well, they could be
spending Thanksgiving with each other's family. So before we get
back into it, we should ask why is that so
important to you? Joey? What why is it so important
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that you not spend this holiday solo?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I am getting older now and I just feel like
it's time to kind of settle down with someone and
going home on Thanksgiving and you're still single. I mean,
that's no fun. I love to show off somebody that
I'm seeing or happy with.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
You know, he says he's getting old, So there you go.
Katie's same question, why is it so important for you
to not spend the holiday solo?
Speaker 15 (29:30):
And like what Brook says, I mean, I just want
a break for one year from my relatives.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Buggies me about.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Relative but I'm gidding, I'm kidding it. Love.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
If you're listening, the listeners want to hear more from you.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
So we're about to continue. But there is a twist
because during the break, we were each handed game cards
with different Thanksgiving themed questions written on them that we
are going to pose to Joey and k to answer.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Thank you jose for I likes. So let's start with this.
Alexis you have your question, why don't you ask it first?
Speaker 15 (30:12):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Okay, So each of you guys have to create your
own dream Thanksgiving plate of food.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
No, no, no, the catches.
Speaker 13 (30:21):
You have to make the weirdest, most outlandish food combo.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh okay, okay. So Joey, I guess we'll start with you.
What's your weird, outlandish, perfect Thanksgiving food plate? Comba?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I love this?
Speaker 11 (30:35):
What food? Do I like? Everything? For gamble?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Like turkey stuff with nerd gummy clusters?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yeah, you know, I kind of like the marshmallow castrole
thing with turkey.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
People do that?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, Remember remember he said he's old, he can't hear
very well.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I mean, so I don't think the marshmallows are good either,
but like it's a thing already, like a little bit
of pepper.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
The quality question, do you have an answer? Outlandish food combo?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
So an entire plate filled with gravy and then put
a bunch of Swedish fish candies in it.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
That is so gross. Those who thinks separately, that's so sad.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I love you think. Okay, you can help him with
question number one has been knocked down. We're moving on
to brook Brook. What is your Thanksgiving game card question?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Okay, so obviously November is about Thanksgiving, but it's also
about elections.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Of course you're doing this.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
We were over this.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Listen, pick a side dish and you'll have fifteen seconds.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
To argue why it's the absolute best.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
We have really loud and intense about it.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
A politician, Yes, yes, it's not political parties.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I'm talking about side dishes, all right, side dish speech.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, we're gonna give Joey a little bit more time
to think. Katie, Jeff solid.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
Well, naturally, the most delicious side dish would be stuffing, because.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, it's the absolute.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
Trades and it has a little bit of everything in it,
so it's got the bread, but it's got the flavor
of the turkey. It's not at all.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
It's got the.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Speaking about as much sense as real politicians. It's well done.
All right, food Joey, Hopefully you understood what the question
was in your loud political voice. Come on, Joey, stump
for one of the foods.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Go.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Do not forget the green bean capital. It is the
best out of all. Decide all this table. Thanksgiving is
not the same without green bean capital.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
What's green bean castle gonna do for me? Trying to debate?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
You don't get it.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
It's not a town hall. They had fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We got time for one more. Jose, you have the
final Thanksgiving game card question. Why don't you read it?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
All right, so pretend you too are free range turkeys.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
And fall in love. All right, you just fall in love.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
So let's hear you talk dirty to each other by
using just gobbles.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Joey, you go first.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Before you start, Let's get some romantic music behind you
so you can really serenade that sexy little turkey. All right,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Out in the water.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Do your thing, joe.
Speaker 14 (33:31):
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble gobble.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
That made me uncomfortable, feel like he's really like getting
central see Katie back in a way a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Fact like gobblay hard to get a questioned you you.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Could know so much from a gobble.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, I think that's how they find out.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Wow, that was all right?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
One excited turkeys that zero.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I don't think I like that.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Thanksgiving has been consummated. I think so made. Wow. All right, Well,
we're running out of time here, and I know this
segment was a little bit ridiculous. We're talking hypothetical Thanksgiving scenarios,
meeting the families gobbling at each other. I will say,
Joey and Katie, you two are really really good sports.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
I think you're the cutest that we've had on this segment.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, one of my co hosts think you think that
they should spend Thanksgiving with each other?
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Basic gobble gobble, gobble goble.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It sounds like too hot now, so jolly, I think
I'll ask you first, would you be willing to spend
Thanksgiving with Katie and her family at least for the
meal part?
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Totally, as long as it doesn't conflict with my family's meal,
because we usually start eating around eight am. So you
start house yeah, for early birds, early turkeys.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Katie, can you get up early and do that? You
want to eat at eight am and then head over
to your family's house later?
Speaker 15 (35:30):
Absolutely? I love eating early.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Okay, oh my god, you guys take a picture of
you two together Thanksgiving and tag us. We'll post it
as long as it's you know, not inappropriate. It's not
one of those that was happening. Who knows?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Yeah, fuking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
This is the first time on our show that we've
ever done this. A blind love is update?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Are we doing it? Turkey voice?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I don't know if we have time for all that.
But Katie and Joey, after meeting on our show, said
they would go to each other's family Thanksgivings. Welcome back,
Katie and Joey. Did you guys actually go through with it?
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Yeah, Kevin died.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
I've talked to people about you too, wondering what happened
because you didn't tag us in the pictures.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, so how did it go?
Speaker 15 (36:24):
I mean, it's interesting we did Thanksgiving breakfast at Joey's house.
Speaker 11 (36:29):
Okay, yeah, now we're engaged.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
What no, what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
What are you joking?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
That's a joke speak in front of your family.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Best Thanksgiving ever?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Why do I feel like you told that joke in
front of your entire family?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Was it weird because you guys had never met before
and now you're doing Thanksgiving at each other's houses? Was
that awkward for your guys's families?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Well? I had told my whole family about it, and
they were initially like really skeptical, but I played them
like the audio from the podcast and everything, and when
they heard that, they were actually really excited.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
They were really open to it.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
Yeah, they were great.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
And then did you guys go to your house for
Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 15 (37:17):
I mean we did, but like backing up, I mean
maybe it was his dad's pumpkin spice crambled eggs.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh god, I'm not against what what happened with the eggs?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You got sick?
Speaker 11 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:34):
Show Yeah, we ended up spending most of the time
in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Well, family, though.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
God, it was not the worst Thanksgiving though, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay, do you.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Guys actually genuinely have a connection a day?
Speaker 14 (37:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:56):
I mean maybe next time we started my family's house, Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Or just skip those pumpkins eggs.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Oh my god, you see each other? Well, hey, definitely
keep us updated and let us know what happens at
the next Thanksgiving and send pictures this time in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
No, I.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Do you want to see what pumpkin look.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Men are allowed to grunt and groan. They're men. That's
where men do. But there's a certain place that women
are like, Okay, you know what. This is too much?
Knock it off. Plus, did one woman uncover the secret
for why there's so many work meetings in this country?
I need to know she has a theory and the
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one fruit a certain TikToker says is all you need
to look twenty years younger, and I'll just say you're
not eating it. Find out where you put it in
a brand.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
New TikTok click shot that's.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Coming up right now. Are the rumors true? Is Kendrick
Lamar really gonna drop a part two distract to his
award winning song They not like TikTok Shock You in
trouble again? Time it's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve
(39:22):
up the biggest TikTok videos from the past week let's
get right to your first TikTok click shock, which is
from an influencer in Miami who's going viral with two
point six million views on her latest video. Because there's
always been this dynamic where men have their spaces and
women have their spaces, like in.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
A house or an apartment or you mean like that.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's very very antiquated way of thinking, Brook, I think
that's a very very mean thing. What places where guys
go to hang out and places where girls go to
hang out in the world, women are allowed to hang
out outside of the house, Brook, That is the new
way of thinking.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Century all right. Recently some dudes have been tiptoeing ever
so slightly into one of those sacred spaces for ladies,
and the women do not like it.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Okay, I already get this.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
I'm talking about yoga class.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
They're all.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Women really hate that. In particular, this woman named Alexandra
is not happy about it.
Speaker 16 (40:27):
Listen, just took a hot yoga class and there were
many guys in the class, particular man push ups before
class started, heavy breathing, grunting, slurbing his water. It is
a quiet and peaceful yoga class. It is seven in
the morning. Why must you take up more space than
you already naturally?
Speaker 10 (40:40):
Dow?
Speaker 16 (40:41):
Can you be seen and not her demyre cutesie? You
know like you don't we get it. You're a man
like you don't need to act like that, though it's
annoying and we all secretly hate you.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Do you think that wait, hold on, do you think
that she's saying all men because she's talking about one.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Very specific type of man. I feel like he.
Speaker 16 (40:56):
Wasn't trying to be manly. I feel like he was
struggling to keep all.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
For him.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
A lot of women jumped in saying yes, and they
grunt all through pilates too.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
What time there was a guy in my yoga class
with the other class looked over at me and goes
glad to see someone else sweats as much as I do.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Buy Another comment says it's because they can't keep up
and they're only in the classes for the eye candy,
I agree, too much noise in general from the men.
From now on, guys, bring in your sea pat machines
and shut up. Every male breath is a slap to
a woman's face, so be quiet. That was a TikTok
(41:40):
click shot. I'm standing up for you girls. I've got
your backs just from outside of yoga, so your next TikTok.
Sorry to step on a woman's shouting. This is woman's
account called Catherine hates Boomers, and she's going viral because
(42:01):
she claims she knows the real reason why boomer bosses
schedule so many meetings. Oh interesting, here's her thoughts.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Boomers love meetings. They'll have meetings about meetings. Meetings make
them feel important because next time somebody's trying to schedule
something like a doctor's appointment, the doctor says, can we
do it on once at the twelve, they can say no, sorry,
I can't.
Speaker 16 (42:21):
I have a meeting that day.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
Oh you're an important person who has meetings. Anybody can
Email work is about showing your title. An email just
does not convey that grandeur. They also love their paperwork,
so they can file things away in a drawer to
never be seen again. But having paperwork that makes you important,
So we can't work from home.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Do you think there is truth to the general idea
that boomer bosses are only scheduling meetings so they look important.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
It's not a power trip. I just don't think they
know what else to do with their time. Yeah, it's
like what people did for them, so they're just doing.
They say, I hate meetings, and.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
The true thing is the meeting before the meeting that happens. Look,
we're gonna have a meeting, free meeting. Now, we got
to talk about what's going to happen in the meeting.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
What those meetings are annoying. But the one on one
meetings with the closed locked doors, let's not stop those.
More of those boss meetings, lock the doors.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I'm not doing those meetings.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I'm just lucky, I guess. The top comment on the
video says boomers are the most out of touch, inefficient
group of bosses out there. They need to just retire
so we can have a thirty two hour work week.
That was set by a woman in our area whose
name is Alexis. I'm sure that's just a coincidence, though
same name.
Speaker 13 (43:29):
I mean, I wouldn't not agree.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
So the bosses are listening.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That was TikTok click shot. Let's go to your final
TikTok click shot, which is a new beauty trend that's
been getting millions of clicks lately, and I'm sure Alexis
has seen this one in her algorithm. I know Brook
would absolutely love it. Okay, because Brook, you're all about
natural organic smells bad, weird stuff.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
House, Yes, yes, and no, I think it's so good.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, you'll be happy about this new all organic beauty hack.
And all you need is a piece of fruit for it.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (44:07):
Here it is, so we're gonna be rubbing banana pill
against the entire face. It's supposed to be like natural
bowtogs while tightening the skin. It also helps with discoloration
while also explorating your skin. So here, I am just
letting the banana peel sit for about ten minutes and
then we're gonna wash it off. Banana PILs also help
you wine in your teeth, so that's what I'm doing here.
(44:29):
I already clean so my skin is feeling super smooth,
and that's it.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Bye.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Okay, she looks twenty two the banana piels, she's.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Actually seventy eight years old.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Work.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
I'm not putting banana peels on my face perfectly under
your eyes, dude, Nope, I'm gonna stick with one hundred
dollars face created.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
The top comment says, been doing this for a while
and it definitely works. The second top comment says, does
this work with cheese too? Who We're just trying to
find substitutes for the bananas.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Because right, something that's a little more tasty at the end.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Of there, And then some psychopath wrote, you can actually
freeze the peel and use it again later for a
second round.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
But I bet if it was cold, it really take
the backs of it, you know, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Women taking bananas to the face is the hot new
trend of the year. Those were your TikTok.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Shot or for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
What's the classic pirate phrase that they always say?
Speaker 6 (45:43):
O yar the plate?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No mail carrier. They don't say that, that's what they're saying.
They're saying mail, Yeah, to carry the mail.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
Ships are said in love letters.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I'm bringing up male care because that's who's your challenger today, Natasha.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
The question is why you bring it up.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Pirates, pirates and mail go together, like all the.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Time, Natasha, do you encounter many pirates on your route?
Speaker 11 (46:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (46:18):
I do, remember though, when they're like, you're plunder the
ship and take the forever stamps.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
That's right. I remember that, Natasha is no stranger to
this show because this will be her seventeenth time playing.
She was oh and fifteen against you on an epic
losing streak until last time when she pulled out a
time time and that is something fun fact did lose
to someone in a coma recently, So that means there
(46:45):
is a chance for you. Okay, Natasha, you get thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you can say past. But you have to
beat her outright to win. Are you ready? I'm ready,
Let's do it. Your time starts now. Athlete George Herman
Ruth was on what board game would you find these
two places? Saint Charles Place and Baltic Avenue?
Speaker 11 (47:06):
Monopoly?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
In which body of water would you float easier? Fresh
or salt water? One ton is equal to how many
pounds ooh, two thousand shut off to the public since
nineteen sixteen. The statue of Liberty has a balcony on
which part of her the torch, crown or ear the torch?
What color are the balloons in the serial Lucky Charms yellow? Yeah,
(47:31):
we will accept that answer, Natasha. Good work. Brook is
going to come back into the studio here and as
you know, Valentine's Day is about a week away, and
it says on my phone screener that you have no plans,
You're just going to be working. Is that correct?
Speaker 11 (47:47):
More than likely?
Speaker 15 (47:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (47:49):
All right.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Let's say you're doing your mail route and you come
across a hunky stallion named Steady Eddie who cancers the door.
Let's role play this situation and act like you are
extremely attracted to him.
Speaker 11 (48:06):
Ding Dong h certify for you?
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Is this my punkymon card? Then I special order three
months ago that you're finally delivering. You know, I may
be rich once I opened that. Anyway, I went earning.
Speaker 14 (48:29):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh god, anyway, now you're definitely in brooks Head Brook.
Are you ready turned on?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Good luck?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Your time starts now. Athlete George Herman Ruth was born
on this day. Sports fans know him better by what
cute nickname? On what board game? Would you find these
two places, Saint Charles Place and Baltic Avenue? In Which
body of water would you float easier? Fresh or salt water?
One ton is equal to how many pounds shut off
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to the public since nineteen sixteen. The Statue of Liberty
has a balcony on which part of her torch crown
or ear crown? What color are the balloons in the
serial Lucky Charms.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Oh they're pink.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh okay, follow me. Lucky Charms book always has to
go big before she answers at least one of her questions.
But let's get to the scoreboard. Does see how you
did with Jose What the happen?
Speaker 13 (49:34):
What the happen?
Speaker 14 (49:38):
Oh Man, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Natasha, you got four? Correct? What Brook?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
You got only three? Natasha? Finally, after years of this game,
you have ta down.
Speaker 17 (50:01):
Wow, incredible.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. Athlete George Herman
Ruth was born on this day. Sports fans know him
as Babe Ruth. The board game where you'd find Saint
Charles Place in Baltic Avenue would be Monopoly. You would
flow easier in a body of salt water because saltwater
is denser. One ton is equal to two thousand pounds.
The shut off to the public since nineteen sixteen. The
(50:26):
Statue of Liberty has a balcony up on the torch. Yeah,
he's so. If you look really closely, there's a circular
balcony that goes around it. It was shut off to
the public for safety concerns.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
And the color of the balloons and Lucky Charm cereal
would be red balloons. It's in the song I'm happy
finally got Rot Natasha, because not only do you get
one hundred dollars, but just for playing, we're also giving
you a ten dollars Starbucks gift card.
Speaker 11 (51:00):
Hey, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Congratulations on your victory. Come back and play again soon.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
Okay, I don't know, I might retire after this.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Well, that was actually too weird for me.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
We're gonna do when Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Oi, who it is, uckly, we don't have time, It
doesn't matter. This is Clova from Brook and Jeffrey in
a moan And you're about to listen to a pollcast
and I hope it's still so because it's gonna self
destructing three two one plug you is.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is it time to ban cell phones and schools?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I think that's even late. Like they've been banning them
for a while. They're putting them in those pouches, those
secure pouches.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yeah, when you go to Kevin Hart. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
take your freaking phone.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Or at this point,
should we just put a cellular implant directly into kids'
forearms right when they're born. Yeah, just be easier that way.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We feel it.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Maybe we could use them as the phones.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean. It's an idea because
it's the belly button for an emer new study just
came out that found the average teenager now spends ninety
two minutes on their phone at school every Day's.
Speaker 7 (00:55):
Cool to be there, my friends that their teachers that
have to ask the students to pull out the phones
a lot because most of the websites they need or
blocked by school, so they need to use their phone
to do their work.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
They obviously got Spotify or something open listening, yeah, podcast, yes,
hours Jo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How long are kids even at school though? Like seven
hours total?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That would mean about a fourth of their entire time
in school is spent looking at their phone.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You sound like an old grandpa right now the way
you're delivering this.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't say I'm against it, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:25):
Want to peel the curtain back, but you do have
your phone out in front of you as well.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm checking it. I'm checking the comments that are coming
in on our live sta sorry blocking another person. Don't
tell me you like the show commenting. It's just total eyes.
The crazy thing is those ninety two minutes only represent
twenty percent of kids total daily phone time, meaning teenagers
are now on their phone over five and a half
(01:53):
hours each and every day.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I mean, it's nuts, like to hang out with my knees.
She's just turned fourteen. It's like, do you have a
face anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The top apps that teenagers use Instagram, Spotify, TikTok, and YouTube,
which it's just not cool. What we as a show
are completely against it unless they want to go to
the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram or the Brook and Jeffrey
Spotify or our TikTok or our YouTube pages. Otherwise this
is an outrage. Yeah, but we do rely on you
(02:24):
at school. So mad right now, we just need to
go to the shock collar question of the day. And
I know if anybody loves teenagers jumping into our comments section,
it's digital Jake, the guy who hearts eats in every
one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I love the commenters, Please be nice to.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Make it trivia for the teens. Well, you know, I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But for some reason, a lot of famous people were
born on this day, February sixth.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really is it?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Because exactly nine months before every May Brook host annual
Percenters couple swaps for.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
One time and he told me you weren't gonna say anything.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm sure it's just a coincidence. It can't be that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But for whatever reason, old money, for whatever reason, today
we're honoring all the iconic celebrities who called this their
birthday during a special name that feb celeb Edition.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Now, if you say a number one through twenty and
I'll give you a hint about a famous person who
was born on February sixth. It could be a general description,
it could be a famous quote they said, or anything
they're really known for. You just have to tell me
who that famous person is. To stay in the game,
We'll start with the woman who's free this Valentine's Day.
For any seedless celebs or higher, how about a number sixth.
(03:56):
Alexis Zaza Gabor was famous for being a glad amorous
Hollywood actress and a socialite with a lavish lifestyle. She
also made headlines for slapping a police officer in nineteen
eighty nine, which only added to her legendary status. She
was born back on this day in nineteen seventeen. Alexis,
please spell Zazagabor's first.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Name is Jaja.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sure will that help you?
Speaker 9 (04:21):
That help?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Maybe I'm gonna go the long way, za Zaa.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Said, za Zaa.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
That is.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Joaja spelled z sa space zsa sign.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Have you really never seen that name written down?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Wild brook it's your turn, Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Give me number fifteen.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Speaking of legendary, Brookie, you are known on our show
for being legendary for remembering people's name. I need you
to tell me the professional basketball player that Kim Kardashian
was married to for just seventy two days and twenty eleven.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I mean I remember important names like Chris Humphreys.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
H Yes, correct.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Of Kim's husband's name.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, he let me go.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
What's the first one name?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't remember that guy, the famous one, the famous one.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
J Kanye.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
No, no, ye, go.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
With number ten. Jose. This wild rock star made headlines
in the nineties for storming off stage, and it has
been part of a band that's been in more reunions
than most people have had birthdays. His last name is
the same as a flower.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Who is he? What happy battle arts has caused?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Rockets on stage? Osborne?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Right? Then the head off a bag?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
He gave you a hint a flower?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No, alright, well, I'll just say Axl Rose. Axel Rose
is correct.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I would not have gotten that one.
Speaker 11 (05:55):
Yeah, Urn.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
In honor of all the high school teams listening to
this right now at school, give me number thirteen.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Jeffrey, you have a lot of presidential knowledge, but what
about famous vice presidents? This founding father was born on
February sixth, and I was remembered for a famous duel
that ended in tragedy.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Who is he easy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think I know Alexander Hamilton was involved in a
duel with.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Aaron Burr was not a vice president either, he was
a treasurer. There's also Andrew Jackson, though I think he
actually killed somebody on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
While that they just used to be like, yeah, let's
go settle this by shooting guns at each other, and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Everybody was cool back those times.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, jeff I feel like you'd lose a duel.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm not the one that's fighting. I would just tune
in to watch It's a dude. Yeah, stream it on
TikTok and me I'm gonna go Andrew Jackson on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Jeffrey said, Andrew Jackson, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Aaron Burr was the answer there. He was the third
vice president of the United States. Yeah, there's an old
got milk commercial where a guy, yeah, don't mouthful of
cookies and he can't.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Answer the peanut butter and can't answer a trivia question
on the radio stations.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Remember literally the first time I ever learned about milk commercial.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That is so funny.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
We're down to Brook and jose Brook, it's your turn.
I need a number two Brook, This legendary reggae musician
known for hits like No Woman, No Cry, and One Love,
became an international symbol for peace and unity.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Who is he?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Bob Marley?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Marley's correct, Jose. You need to get this right to
stay in the game. Okay, let's number three Jose. This
British singer became an international sensation in the eighties with
a hit song that became a viral internet meme. Decades later.
Despite being famous for his catchy tunes, he shocked many
by disappearing from the spotlight for several years.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
The only thing I can think of is getting Rick rolled.
But I don't think he was not from here. I'm
gonna say Rick.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Roll, Jose said, Rick Roll.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That is the first name his name was. Rick asked.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
The answer. Yeah, Oh, you didn't give it to me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Rook has what today's editive tlenty of twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Alright, well Brooke gets to choose. You get shot today?
While singing skater Boy by April Levigne, who has a
rip day today? She's just Canadian.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Okay, I'm going to give.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It to Jeffrey for not knowing that got milk.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Commercial milk shamed. Okay, that's right. He was a skater boy.
She said, see you later.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
He wasn't good enough for.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was your shot collar question of the day. I
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We love to hear a story about a great marriage
proposal that was executed perfectly and she was so surprised
and happy, blah blah blah whatever. Correct. But you know
what we love even more is a thoughtful proposal that
went horribly and hilariously rare. I swear the doves were
(09:14):
alive when I first put them in the cake. I
don't know what happened. And we have a listener who
says his romantic Valentine's Day proposal could not have backfired worse,
and he blames it all on a popular children's toy.
We're gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker
coming up.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You don't hear me confession I can't take back ow arms.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Speak Texas seventy eight five nine two says sometimes I'll
go five days without brushing my teeth just so I
can experience how good it feels to finally clean them.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
No, those are some furry teeth. That's how it feels.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My dad used the same strategy on me, but with
hugs five years in between each one, just so every
time I would really savor it.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
That didn't affect you at all.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Totally stable. But in this segment, we will hug you
so hard while you confess your biggest secrets to us. Yeah,
and you can cry. Brooke wants you to actually, And
we have a guy who's ready to come clean today.
He's chosen to go by the name Mauricio. Mauricio, bring
it in for a hug, buddy. How you doing.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
They're there. Let it out, Let it out.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We're gonna kiss you on cheos too. Okay, now that
you're in your safe space, voice changer is on. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (10:47):
So the story is a while back, I was aiding
a woman and we've been there four over two years.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Okay, Okay, that's a long relationship.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Yeah, it was going really well.
Speaker 13 (10:57):
We were at the point where I could tell that
she was expecting a proposal, like feeling the pressure of
that proposal.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh, yes, you didn't want to propose it sounds like
I do.
Speaker 13 (11:07):
Feel like some woman like doing a lot, like openly
post on social media.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Just gonna say that.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
But I know one girl who kept doing it and
was like, he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like it's like sad.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The guy's like trapped.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, the girls are really creative too. They're like, gosh,
my ring finger is so cold. First, there's something on
it to keep it warm, sweater. Yeah, kind of that
vibe you're getting from your girlfriend.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Well, yeah, so I was feeling the pressure and then
I actually made a decision. I thought that I was
going to do it on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Some people wouldn't like that, but some people would not.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Means like pressureing for marriage a bunch Like it's usually
like they want it's yeah, it's a safe to Okay,
she'll take it, however, she gets that's.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Not like you could do it in like morning in bed.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So you're planning a Valentine's proposal.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Yeah, Well, I came up with this idea because I'm
very much into legos and I wanted her to also
be into legos and have this positive association with them.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Okay, you can introduce not to have her accepted as.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Hard trading a dog factor to your proposal.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
So I ordered this custom Lego set where you put
it together, it forms this really big heart and it says,
will you marry me?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
There's some creativity there, we approve.
Speaker 13 (12:29):
Yeah, well, yeah, I thought it was really cool. So
I wrapped it up, and then on Valentine's Day, I
gave her the present and she starts to unwrap it
and she saw that it was a Lego set, and
she was so upset with me.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
No, that's not how.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
That's his thing.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
This is what you would have liked.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I'm guessing on the box it didn't say will you
marry me?
Speaker 13 (12:53):
Well no, actually the box didn't have a picture of
the final product.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Okay, so she's she thinks you just gave her a
bunch of regular Legos.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
She was yelling at me, yelling, honey, just put.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It together in six hours. You're gonna know exactly.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm not gonna help either.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Were you able to convince her to calm down and
try it?
Speaker 13 (13:17):
Well, I really didn't expect her to be mad, you know,
I thought maybe it would be a fun thing between
the both of us. So she opens this box and
she starts throwing the pieces at me, like, all over
the apartment.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh god, you're gonna step on one.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Eventually she's getting assaulted by your own proposal.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
Yeah, it was really scary. Eventually she leaves the place.
I don't know where she went. She went to her friends,
her parents gossip.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah, god, dang, did you ever propose or like?
Speaker 13 (13:46):
So I tried to text her. I was like, please
come back. This is a misunderstanding. We're gonna build it together.
It'll be really fun.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
God, she's gonna feel so stupid when she finally puts
it together.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
The lego said, I mean, like, or will she ever?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
So sheepish? Like, oh my god, I ruined the moment?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah did she did? She come back?
Speaker 12 (14:05):
She actually blocked me.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
What that's how she broke up with you.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Yep. Never saw her after that. That was it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Oh, she does not deserve your adorable proposal.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I hope you're listening right now.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
She's not married.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, the guy who gave her a ring?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How long ago was this?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
This was three years ago and she moved on. Yeah,
she's engaged to another guy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That and then that he proposed with Lincoln Logs and
that was like super romantic to her.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
He's like, honey, once we build our fort's going.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
To be the coolest.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
God her.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
It's obviously not meant to be easier said than the situation.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Where are you at in your romantic life?
Speaker 12 (14:50):
Well, I have a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Now, how does she feel about legos?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
She absolutely loves legos.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's meant to be two brickheads just fallen in love.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't even wait any more time. Just bust out
that Lego set right now and give it to you.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
You haven't reused the leg you have to get a
new one.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Chest.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
She never even opened it as a weapon.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It doesn't matter. It's like we're using a ring.
Speaker 13 (15:12):
Yeah, okay, I can't find some of the pieces that
you threw it.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, do a lego ring this time.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Keep it simple.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I don't think a girl's gonna like that either.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm sorry that happened, but it sounds like it was
for the best and you're in a better situation now.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Yeah, the long run, I really love my new girlfriend
and everything else.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
See how it goes right now? Yeah, that's just yet
soon though.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The text seven too, If you have a confession you've
been holding on to. We'll hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's
coming up right after.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Do you like poser Italian restaurants or do you want
authentic give a golf because when I go out for
Italian I expect a family owned, cooked with love, homeland
of Italy type of experience, the real thing. And if
(16:12):
you find a spot like that, your dinner should be magical.
Just whatever you do, do not cancel your reservation because
I know two guys who won't take kindly to your cancelation.
Don't believe me. It's in your phone tap right now. Hello,
(16:35):
how you doing?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
This is Restaurant America?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay, Hello, Hello, is this Kyle?
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
This is this is me? Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
So look, we got a notification from Open Table that
you canceled your reservation for tomorrow. I figured there's gotta
be some type of mistake of something.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No I cancel, because why I just what this is?
We I just canceled because I couldn't make it.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Oh man, I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Why well, because your plans are back on they'll see
you tomorrow six thirty what.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh, sorry, that's my brother Veno. Yeah, that's a Veno.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
So this is the restaurant calling me mandating that I
do not cancel a reservation.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
We just don't do that. We're not a cancelation type
of people, all right. When you commit to the family,
you show up for the family. Oh yeah, no, the
Yolk's amazing, Veno, you like the nyolkie, Kyle, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
I've never had been yoke before.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I've only never had Onnoki before.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Sorry, you're treating us like a drive over here? Are
we drive through Vino?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
We drive?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah? Primo that means prime and you heard him, no cancelation.
We'll see you tomorrow six thirty pm.
Speaker 11 (18:02):
I don't know why I'm still I'm on the phone
with you.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Hey, I agree. I don't even know why this call
happened to begin with. Who would have a cancel on us?
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Dumb?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah he does sound gonna look a dumb.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
So now you're insulting me. Oh you're calling me name.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
They were a downy and it's a term of endearment.
They use the dummy, use the dummy. Yeah, you idiot? Right,
if you knows a stupid head. This guy can't even
do a simple math. If you know what the two
plus a one? Yeah, you only know the pasta.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
God.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
I don't know what's going on there, but I made
a reservation elsewhere and there's nothing else I can do
with it.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Maybe somebody made other play.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Hey, you know, why don't you get in the cargo
over to Kyle's place.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
With a rolling pin?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
See how quick he shows up to restaurants.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Oh, you're not threatening me, now, are you.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Look you sega no to us is like seging no
to a kiss from Sophia Loren. Yeah, you don't say
no to a kiss from a Sophia, right a.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Veno, especially with dog. Yeah, extra tongue when you gotta
kiss a Sophia. Anyway, Now you get it. We're gonna
see you tomorrow at six thirty. All right, I told.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
You I have other plans.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Okay, Look, I just think it's kind of funny that
you think it's just so easy to make a reservation disappear.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
What am I?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
What am I? David Copperfield? You think that's funny? Yeah?
What am I?
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Some type of fancy Vegas magician or something? Ain't pulling
a spaghetti noodle out of my hat or whatever?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Did you get me? So?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh yeah, with a turrormissa. That be actually good a magician?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Actually is that control?
Speaker 11 (19:40):
I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't want to deal with you. Guys.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
You hang up, and you're gonna lose a lot of
respect from a me and a Veno. Okay, nobody wants
to lose respect from his family, right, Veno.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I want to respect you, but you gotta.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Respect of me.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah, you gotta earn respect around here by showing up.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
I'm I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Okay, tomorrow six thirty.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
I'm coming here restaurant.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Hey, but your girlfriend, Casey's gonna be here. She set
this whole thing up.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
She said, you're gonna cancel your dinner reservation. Then we're
gonna preg phone call. You would mess with you, right,
A Veno.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
We're never doing the preg phone God, I believe he's
still on the phone. He is a dummy leader. What
you're almost dumber than Vino.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
This is a prank phone call.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yeah, man, this is actually Julisey from the radio show
Briock and Jeffrey in the Morning. Mam, we're doing a
phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
You guys are crazy, man. You had me going not.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
My brother Veno.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
That's jeff in the background.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
For a second, there I was in actual life.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
No restaurant would ever threaten anyone and not showing up
for reservation. Now, if you don't listen to Brick and
Jeffrey in the morning, we will come after you, right, jeff.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Will put you in the ash. Hey, you're the woman
to stick Veno on. You would have rolling Pinha.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
A few months back, two listeners met for the first
time on our show without ever seeing each other before,
and during the segment they made a crazy agreement regarding Thanksgiving.
If you heard it, then you know what I'm talking about.
And today we're gonna hear their first phone conversation and
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then finally find out what happened afterwards and a very
special blind Love is updates.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Oh my god, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You don't even know it's coming up right after this.
If you're like me, Thanksgiving dinner in hot love just
go hand in hand. Oh my gosh, it's broken Jeffrey
in the morning, Dude.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
After you eat all that food too, Yes, you have
the meat sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Stop talking like that, you're turning me on. That's definitely
the case today because it's a special Thanksgiving edition blind
Love issh Potatoes the segment where we put two of
our listeners together to meet for the very first time
right here on our show. Today's special because Thanksgiving is
obviously right around the corner, and both of our listeners
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have said they do not want to show up to
their family dinner's solo, so they are willing to be
matched up with a mystery person as long as they
feel that special spark on air without ever seeing each
other first. Because remember that's the blind part of Blind Love.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Is theoretically, if this goes well, they could be taking
the other to Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That is the hope today and today's Fearless listeners are
Joey and Katie. They're about to meet for the very
first time right here, and we've encouraged them to ask
each other hypothetical questions all in the theme of family Thanksgivings, well,
just about what it's going to be like, so they
(22:57):
can kind of paint the picture for each other.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Of drunk shows up. How do you handle got it?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, okay, that's all they were told. I have no
idea what the questions are, but let's punch them up
and see if we can get that turkey goblin. So, Joey,
would you like to introduce yourself to Katie?
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Hey, Katie, I'm Joey. I work in insurance, I have
two dogs, and my favorite Thanksgiving dessert is pumpkin pie
whipped cream on you.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Well, literally, we don't even know what she sounds.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're already don't her a miracle with without even knowing
anything about her? But give this.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Style, Katie.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Why don't you introduce yourself to Joey.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
Joey, Katie, I work in publishing, and I guess my
favorite Thanksgiving dessert is apple pie, cookies and ice cream.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh wow, you hear that? Josh has three favorite desserts
for Thanksgiving, not just one, and not one of.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Them required her to put any food items on her buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, well, I don't know me are creative with that.
Now we've all met each other, let's get this started.
We are going to back away and let the two
of you get to know each other up to us
in personal we'll stay quiet, remember though, we're trying to
stay only Thanksgiving theme tears. So go ahead.
Speaker 15 (24:24):
Okay, So I have a question for you, Jolly, what
if my mom stops halfway through the dinner prayer and
asks what you're setting full for?
Speaker 11 (24:34):
She likes to do that sometimes. Well, I'm thankful for
the fact that sweatpants exist, because there's no way, no way,
I'm making it out of your house out right right.
And my family has a tradition of doing Thanksgiving karaoke
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after dinner. If you could pick a song to show
off your personality, what would it be?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I like karaoke.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Well maybe instead of Sweet Caroline, I would sing Sweet
Potato Pie.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know about that. They might do you.
I don't know. Neil diamonds pretty sacred in our house.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Oh okay, I'm just warning you because my last girlfriend,
she did a Megan Trainer song and it's it was
all about that based.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
You know that.
Speaker 15 (25:42):
Well, what karaoke song would you sing?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Probably Titanic? What you know the Titanic theme? Right? Yeah, Well,
usually we will all watch that together as a family,
like the day after Thanksgiving while eating turkey sandwiches. And stuff,
and my mom she always cries when Jack dies.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's like a three hour movie.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, Okay, you know, I feel like maybe we're going
to jump in right here to check the temperature on
this bird. But I do feel like.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
That is an odd family tradition.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, there's a few in Joey's family. But as far
as the connection between the two of them, what do
you think, Brooke?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I think they're actually really cute.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Like I thought, you guys had witty banner and you're
laughing at each other and.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
The sweet potato pie thing lost me. Everybody says, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
I am actually a professional parody, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Potatoes are something a little bit more clever than that.
And maybe Joey's into it, or.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
You're just mad that she stole your next song of
the week. I did.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'll admit all about that. Base was pretty five phenomenal,
don't x. But in our show tradition, this decision is
fully up to us. It comes down to what the
listeners think.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yeah, I love this because I love you guys. Texting
in your faith's in their hands.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
So text in seven eight five nine two. If you
want to hear more based Oh do we know how
to spell base and B A S T E. If
you if you think this is done, waste baste it
or waste.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
It okay, or you can just say we love them.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, Brook, I don't hear any laughter coming from you.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm working on it, Okay, letting it resonate.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You're building it up, to build it first and then
second edition when we come back and continue the Thanksgiving
version of Blind Love, will they end up at their
family's dinner tables this Turkey Day. We're gonna find out
when we continue next.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
It's your Blind Love is updates.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, don't go anywhere, because we're gonna find out how
the couple's doing.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Right after part two, we're.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
In the middle of a special Thanksgiving edition of Blind
Love is.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Oh my gosh, this is so fun because there's so
much at stake.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, And if you don't know our listeners, Joey and
Katie have just met for the first time right here
on the radio, never seen each other before, and they're
trying to figure out if they have enough of an
instant spark to spend Thanksgiving together.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, with that family.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yes, And after part one of Sexy Conversation about Thanksgiving,
karaoke and postmeal Titanic. Seventy four percent of our listeners
texted in saying based it, yeah, they together. One person
even wrote Thanksgiving karaoke? Can we double date at your house?
Joe He I like that idea. Eighteen percent said waste it.
(28:42):
They had enough, and two people keep texting asking us
to play Neil Diamond songs. So we'll keep that in mind.
But it looks like there is a chance that blind
love truly is Remember this goes well, they could be
spending Thanksgiving with each other's family. So before we get
back into it, we should ask why is that so
important to you? Joey? What why is it so important
(29:04):
that you not spend this holiday solo?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I am getting older now and I just feel like
it's time to kind of settle down with someone and
going home on Thanksgiving and you're still single. I mean,
that's no fun. I love to show off somebody that
I'm seeing or happy with.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
You know, he says he's getting old, So there you go.
Katie's same question, why is it so important for you
to not spend the holiday solo?
Speaker 15 (29:30):
And like what Brook says, I mean, I just want
a break for one year from my relatives.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Buggies me about.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Relative but I'm gidding, I'm kidding it. Love.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
If you're listening, the listeners want to hear more from you.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
So we're about to continue. But there is a twist
because during the break, we were each handed game cards
with different Thanksgiving themed questions written on them that we
are going to pose to Joey and k to answer.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Thank you jose for I likes. So let's start with this.
Alexis you have your question, why don't you ask it first?
Speaker 15 (30:12):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Okay, So each of you guys have to create your
own dream Thanksgiving plate of food.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
No, no, no, the catches.
Speaker 13 (30:21):
You have to make the weirdest, most outlandish food combo.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh okay, okay. So Joey, I guess we'll start with you.
What's your weird, outlandish, perfect Thanksgiving food plate? Comba?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I love this?
Speaker 11 (30:35):
What food? Do I like? Everything? For gamble?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Like turkey stuff with nerd gummy clusters?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yeah, you know, I kind of like the marshmallow castrole
thing with turkey.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
People do that?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, Remember remember he said he's old, he can't hear
very well.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I mean, so I don't think the marshmallows are good either,
but like it's a thing already, like a little bit
of pepper.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
The quality question, do you have an answer? Outlandish food combo?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
So an entire plate filled with gravy and then put
a bunch of Swedish fish candies in it.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
That is so gross. Those who thinks separately, that's so sad.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I love you think. Okay, you can help him with
question number one has been knocked down. We're moving on
to brook Brook. What is your Thanksgiving game card question?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Okay, so obviously November is about Thanksgiving, but it's also
about elections.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Of course you're doing this.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
We were over this.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Listen, pick a side dish and you'll have fifteen seconds.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
To argue why it's the absolute best.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
We have really loud and intense about it.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
A politician, Yes, yes, it's not political parties.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I'm talking about side dishes, all right, side dish speech.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, we're gonna give Joey a little bit more time
to think. Katie, Jeff solid.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
Well, naturally, the most delicious side dish would be stuffing, because.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, it's the absolute.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
Trades and it has a little bit of everything in it,
so it's got the bread, but it's got the flavor
of the turkey. It's not at all.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
It's got the.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Speaking about as much sense as real politicians. It's well done.
All right, food Joey, Hopefully you understood what the question
was in your loud political voice. Come on, Joey, stump
for one of the foods.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Go.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Do not forget the green bean capital. It is the
best out of all. Decide all this table. Thanksgiving is
not the same without green bean capital.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
What's green bean castle gonna do for me? Trying to debate?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
You don't get it.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
It's not a town hall. They had fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We got time for one more. Jose, you have the
final Thanksgiving game card question. Why don't you read it?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
All right, so pretend you too are free range turkeys.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
And fall in love. All right, you just fall in love.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
So let's hear you talk dirty to each other by
using just gobbles.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Joey, you go first.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Before you start, Let's get some romantic music behind you
so you can really serenade that sexy little turkey. All right,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Out in the water.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Do your thing, joe.
Speaker 14 (33:31):
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble gobble.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
That made me uncomfortable, feel like he's really like getting
central see Katie back in a way a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Fact like gobblay hard to get a questioned you you.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Could know so much from a gobble.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, I think that's how they find out.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Wow, that was all right?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
One excited turkeys that zero.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I don't think I like that.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Thanksgiving has been consummated. I think so made. Wow. All right, Well,
we're running out of time here, and I know this
segment was a little bit ridiculous. We're talking hypothetical Thanksgiving scenarios,
meeting the families gobbling at each other. I will say,
Joey and Katie, you two are really really good sports.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
I think you're the cutest that we've had on this segment.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, one of my co hosts think you think that
they should spend Thanksgiving with each other?
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Basic gobble gobble, gobble goble.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It sounds like too hot now, so jolly, I think
I'll ask you first, would you be willing to spend
Thanksgiving with Katie and her family at least for the
meal part?
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Totally, as long as it doesn't conflict with my family's meal,
because we usually start eating around eight am. So you
start house yeah, for early birds, early turkeys.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Katie, can you get up early and do that? You
want to eat at eight am and then head over
to your family's house later?
Speaker 15 (35:30):
Absolutely? I love eating early.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Okay, oh my god, you guys take a picture of
you two together Thanksgiving and tag us. We'll post it
as long as it's you know, not inappropriate. It's not
one of those that was happening. Who knows?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Yeah, fuking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
This is the first time on our show that we've
ever done this. A blind love is update?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Are we doing it? Turkey voice?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I don't know if we have time for all that.
But Katie and Joey, after meeting on our show, said
they would go to each other's family Thanksgivings. Welcome back,
Katie and Joey. Did you guys actually go through with it?
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Yeah, Kevin died.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
I've talked to people about you too, wondering what happened
because you didn't tag us in the pictures.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, so how did it go?
Speaker 15 (36:24):
I mean, it's interesting we did Thanksgiving breakfast at Joey's house.
Speaker 11 (36:29):
Okay, yeah, now we're engaged.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
What no, what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
What are you joking?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
That's a joke speak in front of your family.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Best Thanksgiving ever?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Why do I feel like you told that joke in
front of your entire family?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Was it weird because you guys had never met before
and now you're doing Thanksgiving at each other's houses? Was
that awkward for your guys's families?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Well? I had told my whole family about it, and
they were initially like really skeptical, but I played them
like the audio from the podcast and everything, and when
they heard that, they were actually really excited.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
They were really open to it.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
Yeah, they were great.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
And then did you guys go to your house for
Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 15 (37:17):
I mean we did, but like backing up, I mean
maybe it was his dad's pumpkin spice crambled eggs.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh god, I'm not against what what happened with the eggs?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You got sick?
Speaker 11 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:34):
Show Yeah, we ended up spending most of the time
in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Well, family, though.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
God, it was not the worst Thanksgiving though, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay, do you.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Guys actually genuinely have a connection a day?
Speaker 14 (37:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:56):
I mean maybe next time we started my family's house, Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Or just skip those pumpkins eggs.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Oh my god, you see each other? Well, hey, definitely
keep us updated and let us know what happens at
the next Thanksgiving and send pictures this time in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
No, I.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Do you want to see what pumpkin look.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Men are allowed to grunt and groan. They're men. That's
where men do. But there's a certain place that women
are like, Okay, you know what. This is too much?
Knock it off. Plus, did one woman uncover the secret
for why there's so many work meetings in this country?
I need to know she has a theory and the
(38:47):
one fruit a certain TikToker says is all you need
to look twenty years younger, and I'll just say you're
not eating it. Find out where you put it in
a brand.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
New TikTok click shot that's.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Coming up right now. Are the rumors true? Is Kendrick
Lamar really gonna drop a part two distract to his
award winning song They not like TikTok Shock You in
trouble again? Time it's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve
(39:22):
up the biggest TikTok videos from the past week let's
get right to your first TikTok click shock, which is
from an influencer in Miami who's going viral with two
point six million views on her latest video. Because there's
always been this dynamic where men have their spaces and
women have their spaces, like in.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
A house or an apartment or you mean like that.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's very very antiquated way of thinking, Brook, I think
that's a very very mean thing. What places where guys
go to hang out and places where girls go to
hang out in the world, women are allowed to hang
out outside of the house, Brook, That is the new
way of thinking.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Century all right. Recently some dudes have been tiptoeing ever
so slightly into one of those sacred spaces for ladies,
and the women do not like it.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Okay, I already get this.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
I'm talking about yoga class.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
They're all.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Women really hate that. In particular, this woman named Alexandra
is not happy about it.
Speaker 16 (40:27):
Listen, just took a hot yoga class and there were
many guys in the class, particular man push ups before
class started, heavy breathing, grunting, slurbing his water. It is
a quiet and peaceful yoga class. It is seven in
the morning. Why must you take up more space than
you already naturally?
Speaker 10 (40:40):
Dow?
Speaker 16 (40:41):
Can you be seen and not her demyre cutesie? You
know like you don't we get it. You're a man
like you don't need to act like that, though it's
annoying and we all secretly hate you.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Do you think that wait, hold on, do you think
that she's saying all men because she's talking about one.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Very specific type of man. I feel like he.
Speaker 16 (40:56):
Wasn't trying to be manly. I feel like he was
struggling to keep all.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
For him.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
A lot of women jumped in saying yes, and they
grunt all through pilates too.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
What time there was a guy in my yoga class
with the other class looked over at me and goes
glad to see someone else sweats as much as I do.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Buy Another comment says it's because they can't keep up
and they're only in the classes for the eye candy,
I agree, too much noise in general from the men.
From now on, guys, bring in your sea pat machines
and shut up. Every male breath is a slap to
a woman's face, so be quiet. That was a TikTok
(41:40):
click shot. I'm standing up for you girls. I've got
your backs just from outside of yoga, so your next TikTok.
Sorry to step on a woman's shouting. This is woman's
account called Catherine hates Boomers, and she's going viral because
(42:01):
she claims she knows the real reason why boomer bosses
schedule so many meetings. Oh interesting, here's her thoughts.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Boomers love meetings. They'll have meetings about meetings. Meetings make
them feel important because next time somebody's trying to schedule
something like a doctor's appointment, the doctor says, can we
do it on once at the twelve, they can say no, sorry,
I can't.
Speaker 16 (42:21):
I have a meeting that day.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
Oh you're an important person who has meetings. Anybody can
Email work is about showing your title. An email just
does not convey that grandeur. They also love their paperwork,
so they can file things away in a drawer to
never be seen again. But having paperwork that makes you important,
So we can't work from home.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Do you think there is truth to the general idea
that boomer bosses are only scheduling meetings so they look important.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
It's not a power trip. I just don't think they
know what else to do with their time. Yeah, it's
like what people did for them, so they're just doing.
They say, I hate meetings, and.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
The true thing is the meeting before the meeting that happens. Look,
we're gonna have a meeting, free meeting. Now, we got
to talk about what's going to happen in the meeting.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
What those meetings are annoying. But the one on one
meetings with the closed locked doors, let's not stop those.
More of those boss meetings, lock the doors.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I'm not doing those meetings.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I'm just lucky, I guess. The top comment on the
video says boomers are the most out of touch, inefficient
group of bosses out there. They need to just retire
so we can have a thirty two hour work week.
That was set by a woman in our area whose
name is Alexis. I'm sure that's just a coincidence, though
same name.
Speaker 13 (43:29):
I mean, I wouldn't not agree.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
So the bosses are listening.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That was TikTok click shot. Let's go to your final
TikTok click shot, which is a new beauty trend that's
been getting millions of clicks lately, and I'm sure Alexis
has seen this one in her algorithm. I know Brook
would absolutely love it. Okay, because Brook, you're all about
natural organic smells bad, weird stuff.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
House, Yes, yes, and no, I think it's so good.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, you'll be happy about this new all organic beauty hack.
And all you need is a piece of fruit for it.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (44:07):
Here it is, so we're gonna be rubbing banana pill
against the entire face. It's supposed to be like natural
bowtogs while tightening the skin. It also helps with discoloration
while also explorating your skin. So here, I am just
letting the banana peel sit for about ten minutes and
then we're gonna wash it off. Banana PILs also help
you wine in your teeth, so that's what I'm doing here.
(44:29):
I already clean so my skin is feeling super smooth,
and that's it.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Bye.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Okay, she looks twenty two the banana piels, she's.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Actually seventy eight years old.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Work.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
I'm not putting banana peels on my face perfectly under
your eyes, dude, Nope, I'm gonna stick with one hundred
dollars face created.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
The top comment says, been doing this for a while
and it definitely works. The second top comment says, does
this work with cheese too? Who We're just trying to
find substitutes for the bananas.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Because right, something that's a little more tasty at the end.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Of there, And then some psychopath wrote, you can actually
freeze the peel and use it again later for a
second round.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
But I bet if it was cold, it really take
the backs of it, you know, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Women taking bananas to the face is the hot new
trend of the year. Those were your TikTok.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Shot or for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
What's the classic pirate phrase that they always say?
Speaker 6 (45:43):
O yar the plate?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No mail carrier. They don't say that, that's what they're saying.
They're saying mail, Yeah, to carry the mail.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
Ships are said in love letters.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I'm bringing up male care because that's who's your challenger today, Natasha.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
The question is why you bring it up.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Pirates, pirates and mail go together, like all the.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Time, Natasha, do you encounter many pirates on your route?
Speaker 11 (46:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (46:18):
I do, remember though, when they're like, you're plunder the
ship and take the forever stamps.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
That's right. I remember that, Natasha is no stranger to
this show because this will be her seventeenth time playing.
She was oh and fifteen against you on an epic
losing streak until last time when she pulled out a
time time and that is something fun fact did lose
to someone in a coma recently, So that means there
(46:45):
is a chance for you. Okay, Natasha, you get thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you can say past. But you have to
beat her outright to win. Are you ready? I'm ready,
Let's do it. Your time starts now. Athlete George Herman
Ruth was on what board game would you find these
two places? Saint Charles Place and Baltic Avenue?
Speaker 11 (47:06):
Monopoly?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
In which body of water would you float easier? Fresh
or salt water? One ton is equal to how many
pounds ooh, two thousand shut off to the public since
nineteen sixteen. The statue of Liberty has a balcony on
which part of her the torch, crown or ear the torch?
What color are the balloons in the serial Lucky Charms yellow? Yeah,
(47:31):
we will accept that answer, Natasha. Good work. Brook is
going to come back into the studio here and as
you know, Valentine's Day is about a week away, and
it says on my phone screener that you have no plans,
You're just going to be working. Is that correct?
Speaker 11 (47:47):
More than likely?
Speaker 15 (47:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (47:49):
All right.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Let's say you're doing your mail route and you come
across a hunky stallion named Steady Eddie who cancers the door.
Let's role play this situation and act like you are
extremely attracted to him.
Speaker 11 (48:06):
Ding Dong h certify for you?
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Is this my punkymon card? Then I special order three
months ago that you're finally delivering. You know, I may
be rich once I opened that. Anyway, I went earning.
Speaker 14 (48:29):
Brook.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh god, anyway, now you're definitely in brooks Head Brook.
Are you ready turned on?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Good luck?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Your time starts now. Athlete George Herman Ruth was born
on this day. Sports fans know him better by what
cute nickname? On what board game? Would you find these
two places, Saint Charles Place and Baltic Avenue? In Which
body of water would you float easier? Fresh or salt water?
One ton is equal to how many pounds shut off
(49:09):
to the public since nineteen sixteen. The Statue of Liberty
has a balcony on which part of her torch crown
or ear crown? What color are the balloons in the
serial Lucky Charms.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Oh they're pink.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh okay, follow me. Lucky Charms book always has to
go big before she answers at least one of her questions.
But let's get to the scoreboard. Does see how you
did with Jose What the happen?
Speaker 13 (49:34):
What the happen?
Speaker 14 (49:38):
Oh Man, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Natasha, you got four? Correct? What Brook?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
You got only three? Natasha? Finally, after years of this game,
you have ta down.
Speaker 17 (50:01):
Wow, incredible.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Let's go over the answers for everybody. Athlete George Herman
Ruth was born on this day. Sports fans know him
as Babe Ruth. The board game where you'd find Saint
Charles Place in Baltic Avenue would be Monopoly. You would
flow easier in a body of salt water because saltwater
is denser. One ton is equal to two thousand pounds.
The shut off to the public since nineteen sixteen. The
(50:26):
Statue of Liberty has a balcony up on the torch. Yeah,
he's so. If you look really closely, there's a circular
balcony that goes around it. It was shut off to
the public for safety concerns.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
And the color of the balloons and Lucky Charm cereal
would be red balloons. It's in the song I'm happy
finally got Rot Natasha, because not only do you get
one hundred dollars, but just for playing, we're also giving
you a ten dollars Starbucks gift card.
Speaker 11 (51:00):
Hey, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Congratulations on your victory. Come back and play again soon.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
Okay, I don't know, I might retire after this.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Well, that was actually too weird for me.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
We're gonna do when Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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