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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to a brand new full hour of Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks for being here the podcast,
and we got some fun for you. We got an
update update, which means we'll play the original second date,
and then we're gonna have the couple back on to
hear what's happened since they were on the show, which
I love these. I think it's so cool. And people
actually work out after being on our show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's rare.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, always work out. Sometimes the update isn't.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Positive, that's a point. That's a good pot.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And then we got TikTok click shot with possibly the
worst joke ever told on the social media. Oh man,
definitely got the guy fired, and you're gonna hear why
coming up, but first let's do.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Some total stick to your job moment.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah that is right.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh, Alex Dane said, I love you guys. I've been
listening since I was in fifth grade and now I'm
a senior.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Thanks for so many laughs.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
And I can't believe I'm reading this joke you guys.
It says, what happened to the frog that parked illegally?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It got toad. I hope this is funny enough for
accident yeah, but I don't like the jokes, but I'll
read it to the crowd. Yeah, all right, keep those
jokes coming. It's brooking, Jeffrey. No more those that's it,
all right, Your full hower starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Everybody's saying the nineties are back.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my god, it is so true.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It's broken Jeffary in the morning. And it's not just
because Brooks showed up to work with a Hickey yesterday.
It's kind of awkward.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh my god, I wanted a Hickey so bad in
the nineties. I was too dark, you know what it
would give me one it was.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
But yes, baggy pants are in again. Ninety sitcoms are
getting rebooted. But maybe most shocking of all, MTV is
back to showing twenty four to seven music videos.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They canceled all their terrible reality shows about dating and
cheating and dating and cheating.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Those are all good points, it's they're not doing it
on their main MTV cham It's only on MTV two,
MTV Live, MTV Classic, or their Pluto station, MTV Biggest Pop,
which is my favorite TV channel of all time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Where do those even exist? How do you even watch?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like guys?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
MTV is not doing well, let's expand it's cable cables.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Back to from the nineties. Oh yeah, and it's only
gonna happen until the MTV Music Awards go on Sunday
and then they're back to their regular program.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is that because the new generation doesn't know what video
music awards?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Why MTV has anything to do with it?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Possibly, But they've got over seven hundred iconic music videos
in the lineup of the non stop stream, and they've
announced which artists are going to be featured the most.
Any guesses for the number one artists with the most
videos featured on MTV's.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Music Destiny's Child, I still would say someone like Drake
Oh you think the.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Number one, Sabrita Carpenter, Taylor Swift, Taylor's Day Like.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Who good guess with Boop is Stank, it'd be Britney Spears.
Twenty one music videos of her are gonna be there.
Also high on the list Beyonce with eighteen, Madonna with seventeen,
eminem and then Michael Jackson with twelve. So everything old
is new again Wow, which means the hottest segment in
(03:19):
radio right now must be the shock Colling question of
the day. I mean We've done it over two thousand times,
and our digital producer doesn't get sick of it, not
even for one seconds. I say, to prove it, Jake's
gonna do this one with peak energy and enthusiasm. Let's
hear it.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Stop whatever you're doing right now and pay attention.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are at me?
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Of course, Brooke, it's Beyonce's birthday. That's right, missus Carter.
She's another year, hotter, wiser, and more talented than all
of you combined.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
In fact, she may be the only forty four year
old on earth capable of doing a hair flip without
throwing her back out these days.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
But while we all love.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Her, how much do you really know about Queen Bay?
We'll find out during a special Beyonce or Beyoncenay edition
of twenty of twenty. Yeah, you'll say a number one
through twenty, and I'll give you a fun fact about
Queen Bee. You just have to tell me if it's
(04:26):
true Beyonce or fake Beyonceny. It will start with the
woman who sometimes gets mistaken for a child, Destiny's child.
She looks like three black women. That's Alexis. How about
number Alexis? Number three Alexis. In twenty thirteen, Beyonce got
(04:48):
her hair stuck in a wind machine mid song and
just kept on singing that a Beyonce or Beyonce Ney,
I heard something like this happens.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm out funk right.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Well, this year on her show, she almost got hit.
Remember someone put the spots wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I didn't see that. Yeah, like, someone didn't mess up.
They didn't put the mark er. So the thing came
down and like almost hit fired. But she did sing through.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
It is the point of all that, even though her
marker was off.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, let's go beyond.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Alexis says, that's true. She said, Beyonce, Yes, it happened
during a performance of Halo in twenty thirteen, and the
fan lost that battle. But yes, it did happen, and
she did power through the loss. A role model to
all of us, Beyonce, even her hair. Strong Brook, it's
your turn, seven, Brook, you're the biggest Beyonce fan in
the room.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
True, you give me the hardest question.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
You better not get this wrong, Okay. Beyonce had more
than one childhood dream. Singing was her second passion. Actually,
since she was little, she always wanted to open up
a shrimp restaurant in her hometown of Houston. Is that
Beyonce or Beyonce.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Nen No, No, I know for a fact she's saying
since she was tiny tiny and her mom owned a
hair salon and she come in and perform even for
the customers.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So Beyonce can't have two interests, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She would love to eat there. But I'm gonna say, beyondnay.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that how you say it? Beyondnay? It's not true.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
I hope Brooks says beyoncenay.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I got that she was always chasing music. But shrimp
Tacular Beyonce would be a food trip.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh, I like it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I would buy her shrimp.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Jose, three and seven have been chosen you. Let's go
four Jose. Scientist named a horse fly after Beyonce because
of its shiny golden butt. Is that Beyonce or Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's so good horse fly.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
And it's almost insulting with then the shiny gold butt.
That's like flies got the nicest back end of all
the fly world.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah yeah, bomblement. You know what I feel like? Scientists
do this.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I've heard of other like silly names in science because
they were fans of something, so some Beyonce scientists fan
out there did this?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I say Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Jose says Beyonce. Yes, the insect is called Skeapedia beyonce ciae.
It's truly a bootylicious horsefly. Jeffrey, we're playing Beyonce or
Beyonce true or false for Beyonce's birthday, and if you
get this right, I will be getting shocked. Please get
it wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I'm gonna go with Beyonce's favorite number number fifteen. Interesting,
I'm just guessing. I think is that not her favorite number? Okay,
this question isn't voting well for what's Beyonce's favorite No,
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think her favorite numbers four.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Jeffrey, Beyonce Wance auditioned for a role on Friends in
the late nineties. Is that Beyonce or Beyoncenay?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Oh, she's so pretty, I can say in acting like
she's good at everything.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Are you saying that she auditioned for a role as
one of the main characters or she just auditioned to
beyond the show.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Audition for a part of the show. It wasn't like
she was reading for Phoebe.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Smelly cat.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Beyonce has Gunther, perhaps probably a lower character than the
main recur.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Paul Rudd came on a few episodes.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, was Beyonce big enough back when Friends was airing
to make a guest appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
On the show, Then you'd want her to not be
big enough because if she had to audition, that means,
I mean she was huge.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It was Destiny's child.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I think just the diva that Beyonce is, she wouldn't
let herself audition for anything. She either gets the role
sight on the scene, or it's a no from Beyonce.
So give me Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Ney Jeffrey says, beyonceny.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Four.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Yes, Beyonce was busy becoming Beyonce. She was never.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Four for four and four is her favorite.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Numbers that we all got our Beyonce trivia right. That
means Jake's gonna be getting shocked while saying in Texas,
hold him bye, Beyonce, whenever you're ready, Jake's here.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
The Saint Texas ain't no hold them. So Leo cards down, down,
down down.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So snuck up on you. That's your shock collar question
of the day. We got your phone tapp coming up
in just a few.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Minutes Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There's a certain word that Brooke absolutely loves to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A certain four lettered F word that gets her going.
I like to say it, and I probably shouldn't say
it on the radio. Yeah, it's illegal, but I'm just
gonna sneak it in real quick. That word is free.
Just mention. Is that not the word?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No? That wasn't anyone.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, I just know the mention of free anything makes
Brook's eyes light up and her shirt fly off. That's
why she was very excited when one of our listeners
had a life hack for how to at free concert
tickets to some of the top artists in the world.
She says she's never had to pay a dime.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Is her tactic ethical?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
But does it work? She claims yes, and all her
friends do it. We're gonna hear it in a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now, he.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Confession. I can't take back ol arms mouse speaker Text
to seven eighty five nine two says went camping by
the coast recently and another group near us were up
till four am getting hammered and singing Oasis.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Songs all night. So for revenge, I got up at
six scattered breadcrumbs and trail mix all around their campsite.
They got absolutely battered by a swarm of screeching seagulls
for the next hour.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
All kinds of animals will get you there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's genius, man.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The song Wonderwall can drive people to do some pretty
messed up songs. Just that alone is enough to traumatize
someone to do something like come on a radio show
and confess their darkest secrets to the masses while we
keep you anonymous for the mass speaker. And we have
a woman on the line ready to come clean today.
She's chosen Marcia as her fake name. So Marshall, welcome
(11:21):
to the show.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Hi guys, you don't have the whisper. We have the
voice changer on. Yeah, yeah, your voice will be disguised.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
O good, So Hi there we go.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Be proud about your secrets when you confess them here
because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
So me and my girlfriend we love going to concerts.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Obviously, yeah concerts not a fan.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Music doesn't move yet.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I will say I think some people don't like the
big crowds, but yeah, yeah, yeah, but here we all
love shows.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
We love it. Tickets now are crazy expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right, seriously, like hundreds of dollars, Like it's insane.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, that's why everybody's flying over to Europe to see
concerts now, because it's like way cheaper over there.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
But it's definitely not.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:15):
So a while ago, Billy Eilish came to town and we
all really really wanted to see her. I mean, she's
like bucket, let's see.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Her, right, I went to her top two concerts of
all time, really did.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She's so cool. She has her own Uno card deck now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
In Brooks World. That's really cool. Okay, Billie Eilish came to town.
Speaker 13 (12:38):
But okay, instead of buying tickets ourselves and spending what
would have been like I swear one thousand dollars, as
a group, we came up with what we call our
little concert hack.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Concert you got jobs as security guards. Oh it's a
long play.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Though, yeah, got her through the background check and everything.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Sure, yeah, a little more intrigue than that. So in
the week that is leading up to the show, all
this we download Tinder even if we're in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, so the whole girl group gets on Tinder the
week of the show.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
The week before, and then we you know, a creator
our cute little bios, and we make sure in it
to mention, oh my god, we love music. We love concerts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, okay, this feels like a con.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Once you get a match, you just strongly start hitting
to that guy about how much you love lived music,
and then you drop, Oh, I wish I could see
Billie Eilish. You know she's going to be in town
this week.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wait, men on Tinder who have never met you will
spend hundreds of dollars on a ticket for you.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Well, you got a sexy, good bio and you have
some good report.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I can see us too, because those guys are so
dumb being like, oh my god, bro, this girl, I'm
gonna buy her tickets. But she doesn't realize it, but
she's telling me she loves Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
She can't get tickets to the concert.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I can buy tickets.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It's so weird because I've matched with seven girls this week.
All of them just want to go to the Billie
Eilish concert.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But I'm listening and I am here, and ye love me.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Now you've got them.
Speaker 13 (14:28):
Yeah, once you have them on the line, don't buy
your ticket.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, yeah, but then you have to go with the
guy to the.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
Content we start out on the day. Once we get
through security with them, and then you're settled in your seat,
you just kind of excuse yourself. We picturate them, okay,
bathroom uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And then what you go and meet up with your
girlfriends after you ditch the guy.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
Basically, oh, dude, and then we meet up and we party,
and then then you make up whatever he's like, oh
I'm sorry, like there was a crazy family emergency or
oh my god, they found my pocket. Can you believe
I got kicked out? Whatever you like?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That is so messed up. I'm sorry. I gotta I
gotta step up for the dudes on this one. That's
not right.
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Well, listen, Okay, they start out in the good dates.
They don't in the end they can see a great
concertute for that, they.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Sit the entire time wondering what happened to their date,
freaking out, like they're not enjoying the show at all.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't know if the concert's as good as Alexis says,
maybe they're like, actually screw it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Was described to have a great stage.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Presence to focus on some good performances here, thank you.
Good serious that, although I will say, I mean, don't
you feel a little bit guilty about doing that? So,
like all these dudes in this whole.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
World, all the horrible stuff going on, I think there
are worse things that could happen that take a cute girl.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
There's always gonna be something worse that you can do.
That's you use to judge on whether or not you
should do it.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I steal a hund bucks from Brook and Brook. There's wars.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, okay, get off your high horse.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
So wild.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
We did the same thing we saw Morgan Wallah. Okay,
maybe they'll hate us. They'll hate us for a minute,
don't forget about it.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's not true. But you'll never see him again.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
So michaeok it's worth skill, worth it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
It is funny that some of you are in relationships
and your boyfriends won't buy you tickets to the show.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That you have your own jobs and get your own dish.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
We don't know that she has a job. Excuse me, Well,
we appreciate you being honest and coming clean and sharing
your quote concert hack.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, we're not gonna for other people to do it.
Yeah nice, but I can see.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
How other people should definitely not do this. This is
gonna be our thing merch too. Yeah, well, thank you
for sharing, Marcia text in nine two. If you have
a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide your identity,
mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.
Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what's better than
one lonely dude on Tinder? Two lonely dudes who are
related to each other as brothers, and one of them
reached out to us recently saying, can you mess with
my younger bro? He just got out of a relationship
and onto the apps for the first time, and he
(17:42):
needs to be humbled. Yeah, nobody humbles hopeful men harder
than our own Brook Fox.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm gonna put that on my tombstone.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
So that's exactly what she does in your phone tap
right now, it's another tap.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Anton.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I work at the customer care division at Tinder. This
is Sally Mander.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
You're from You're from customer service, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, from Tinder. You have an account with us. You
joined a couple of weeks ago, right.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Uh yeah, what's this regarding?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Unfortunately, your account has been flagged and I'm sorry to
let you know that you will be suspended from our
service for what?
Speaker 15 (18:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
What am I being suspended for content?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
I didn't send anything inappropriate?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I didn't I didn't do anything weird exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's the problem.
Speaker 13 (18:45):
What is the problem?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Anton? Your messages have been flagged for not being racy enough, for.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Not being racy enough.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
I'm being suspended because I'm too boring.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
This is Tinder. We're not bumble or hinge.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
This is real.
Speaker 15 (19:02):
What is I've never even heard of anything.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Like this here.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'll pull up an example because obviously you're not getting it.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
I mean I think I am, but sure whatever I
see here.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Last Thursday, you match with a woman named Jessica.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
I match a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, she said, hey, winky face, So so you replied
with how's your evening going?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
Yeah? That's polite.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's more than polite, it's disturbingly wholesome.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
What would you want me to do.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
How would you rather that I reply.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
A question that is actually helpful?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, I'm going to give you an example that always
works from one of our Tender all stars named Marco Great.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
Yeah, sure, I'd love to hear this.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He recently told a battie, I want to slow dance
with you in a Walmart till they have to announce
a cleanup on Aisle five.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But that is hot?
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Are you hitting me that that actually worked?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh? One hundred p.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean that's the kind of raw, explicit passion Tinders
looking for, and you're not bringing in.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
This is not a real call because you're swearing at me.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now, oh what what you think Tinder has hr? Give
me a break. God, you're so lame.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
Like your customer service, you can't be doing like this.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, listen, if you want boring, just go over to
e Harmony. That's where all the lay masses go. Anyway,
if I would.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Have known that, I would have had to be more racy,
then maybe I would have said more already.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, I'm not asking you to be racy, just edgy,
Like tell a girl you want to take her to
Olive Garden baby bird or some breadsticks?
Speaker 13 (20:39):
Who what? What? What is that?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's just what it takes, you know, I don't even care.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna close my account.
This all right, I'm gonna cancel myself.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
We can play that game.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Just because of that, you will be charged a forty
nine to ninety nine dollars vanilla fee because you're too wholesome.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You can take that vanilla fee and.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
See that's what I'm talking about. Why am I not
hearing that earlier?
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh my?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Can you say it back to me and use the
word cheeks instead?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:10):
Sure, Finale.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That sounds exactly like something your brother A J would say.
He gets super nasty and way more tail than you'll
ever get. I can tell you that on this app
Where where my brother come into this, because.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He's the one that set you up for this brank
phone call?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
This isn't Tinder. It's actually broke from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you. I was like, that, don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Both policies have to be.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
In my head.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
I was like, there's no way to.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I know, you're onto us. You kept saying, Oh, you
can't be real. It's your brother's idea since you just
joined Tinder.
Speaker 13 (21:55):
This one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
See that's the type of talk we expect on t
That's not true.
Speaker 13 (22:01):
I should have said cheeks in it somewhere.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You're coming from Marco for that all star position, aren't you.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Marco wake up every morning with Taps WED Morning, the Twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Sometimes in the dating world, hearts can be broken.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Other times you're breaking literal bones and ligaments.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Heck, and that is a pretty close description of what
happened when two of our listeners decided to go on
a hike for their first Meeta. Okay, it was a
disaster date that turned into one of our most memorable
calls of the year, and despite the events that unfolded
that fateful day, the couples reached out saying they need
to come back on the show for a special second
(22:51):
Date Update update. You're gonna hear it coming up right
after this Second Date Update date. She's bad return callers
of the Second Date Update Laura. You may remember her.
She was the avid Jim Goer, who roasted her date
when she found out he tried to use a cupeon
(23:12):
at Nobu. Oh yeah, because he claimed he didn't know
that sushi could be that expensive.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, came out, you came back, Laura.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Some thing about Laura. She's got high end taste and
I'm guessing that she is totally worth it. But you know,
those types of ladies can be a little bit hard
to please. And now there's another guy who's ghosting her,
probably because he's so intimidated by you, Laura, That's what
I would guess. But welcome back to our show. It's
nice to have you on.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
So apparently this is a new guy that you want
us to call today, right, what's his name?
Speaker 10 (23:49):
His name's Troy.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Troy Troy.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Okay, so I'm at this sky Troy. I was kind
of like on the download for a little while, and
I was like, all right, I'm gonna try this again.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So you took some time off of dating enough after
having to recover from your experience with.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Us from the Nobu coupon.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Good for you for deciding to get back out there.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You meet Troy online on an app?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Yeah, Yeah, and I liked his profile because it shows
him being like super active. He's like into swimming and
other activities, hiking and things like that, and that's really
important for me.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He just like a big fan of one hundred dollar
bills in his hand, just like.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
No, it was just like the activity stuff and you know,
his body and his book.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That was the only thing though. Let's has just perked
up to obviously this body.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Okay, oh yeah, hot body active Troy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So did you initiate conversation with him?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
It was like a mutual thing and we just kind
of had good conversation and talked about working out. So
I found this thing online and it was the most
incredible view and the perfect selfie spot.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, So you're picking your hiking based on the quality
of picture you're gonna get from.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
It, of course, because what girl doesn't want to look
like a professional hiker standing on a rock?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah right, yeah, okay, but hiking's of fun activities, active guys.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
No, no, no, no, no, it's about the Instagram photo,
about the hike.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
So he was super down and we had a really
nice hike and the pictures came out amazing.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, So that's cute.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You got cute pictures. Did you take pictures together?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Yeah, we did some selfies and then we took picts
of each other and we got some really good shots.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That sounds good. It sounds good.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Okay, so this is the fun part. The way down,
Troy slips, falls down and sprains his ankle.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Probably saw like a cool chipmunk, and he like didn't
know what.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm sure that's it. That's terrible.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
So basically he can't walk down the mountain. So I
didn't know what to do. I kind of had a
little meltdown and I was like, all right, let me
see if my phone actually has service and I can
call somebody to get help.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Okay, okay, weird someone.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're going to call in park rangers or what.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
I tried reaching out to a lot of people, like friends,
emergency services, I mean basically anyone who could like help
get him down the mountain.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Wow did someone come help?
Speaker 10 (26:23):
Eventually medics showed up and came and helped.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Whoa oh wow.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
But the good news is on that avenue that it
wasn't like the perfect end to a perfect date, but
at least we got to like sit and chat and
we had a ton of really intimate talk times.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well he's wind seated page.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, no, we always say.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
This, but this is another cute story where if things
work out for you, it's kind of like, yeah, you've sprained.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
His ankle or right, right?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
And what did you take more pictures of each other
while he was sitting down on the ground.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I mean, it's kind of wild that he hasn't I'm
assuming he hasn't called.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
You at all.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Yeah, that's why I called it, because like he was
talking a ton and now he's not talking at all,
and I don't understand, And like, if it's because he
got hurt, that's really kind of dumb, because getting hurt as.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
An accidental he could be like if he's.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
A big buffy, do you think he's like, oh no,
I slip on a rock.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I mean, this is a little bit unlike our typical
dates that we talk about on the show, where it's
like really quick, you'd like coffee chatting, then you're gone.
This is the two of them sitting on a mountain
together for an hour with nothing to do but talk, yeah, right,
and take pictures of each other. Was there anything in
the conversation that happened there that might be a little
bit of a red flag for him.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
I don't think so. I mean we were talking about
all different topics, like a lot of gym talk, you know,
just experience in the gym and what kind of different
activities we like, and a little bit about family stuff.
And I mean we weren't talking about like getting married
and having kids, if that's what you mean.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh why not?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, so you sprayed your ankle? How many kids do
you want to have?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Well, okay, this is going to be an interesting one.
We're going to call Troy for you. And first, I mean,
see if he answers the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Well, just see if he needs his little boobooz kissed. Yeah,
maybe that's where.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Hopefully, maybe, hopefully his phone is within reaching distance. And
we're gonna find out reat right after this second date update.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
a tense, heart pumping, ankle throbbing second date update with Laura.
Heart pumping because she went on a romantic mountain hike
with a guy named Troy. Ankle throbbing because Troy fell
and sprained his ankle on the walk down the hill.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
Po Troy.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
It was so bad he couldn't make it down on
his own, so Laura had to call out for help
until medics could arrive. Stayed with him the whole time,
kept him calm, gave him mouth to mouth, and after
all of that, after saving his life him from the
jaws of death, Troy has the gall to ghost her.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Wow, maybe she had bad breath during that mouth to
mouth session.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I don't care. I'm just gonna say it. Troy is
a giant bee, big baby, okay, and I am dying
to hear what he has to say and why to Jeff,
what if any cute woodland animals he saw and has
to report on path? Laura, are you with me?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
I don't think he's like a big baby. He got hurt,
come on, gosh, so forgiving as anyone.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Maybe he's upset that you talked all this big talk
about the gym, but then we're too weak to piggyback
him all the way back to the car.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
You can expect that we're drag him down.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I don't know I would have done it, my dad says,
I'm good German working stock. I'm built to carry heavy things.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Why do you have to work that into every single
Second Date Update that we do? And we're not even
gonn that up to Troy if he answers the phone,
because we don't want to get too excited about it.
But let's see if he picks up, we're gonna dial
this number right now here we go.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
Thanks you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Hello, Hey, is this Troy? It is Oh, Troy Job.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You'd be nice?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
T Hello.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Confusing, I'm just kidding, man. We're we're doing something on
our show. We hope you'll stick around and be a
part of it. It's called Second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
Okay before no, I haven't okay.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It's where we help out our listeners who have gone
out on a date with somebody and a second meetup
hasn't happened yet. We try and help facilitate it or
figure out why the other person doesn't want to okay,
And that seems to be the situation, at least according
to one of our listener's named Laura. You met the
other day.
Speaker 13 (31:03):
She reached out to you.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yes, she's dude. It sounds like you had a crazy
hike where you got injured. We heard all about it.
Speaker 15 (31:12):
Yeah, she's been texting me a whole bunch.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
I don't know if I'm feeling it.
Speaker 15 (31:16):
To be honest with you, that's kind of why I
didn't reach back out to her.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
That's what she wasn't why.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
That's the confusing part to her, because she essentially saved
you from the brink of death.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
She did not say that.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I mean, I'm not saying that the thought crossed her
mind to leave you on that mountain to fend for yourself.
But she did do a lot to help.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
She did after you sprained your ankle.
Speaker 15 (31:41):
I think you guys have the story wrong. It's that's
what you guys really think happened.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay, well, wrong exactly.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Sorry, I'm understanding. Yeah, I'm just frustrated because we're we're
friends of Laura's and we really just want to help
her out. So if you could maybe explain your side
of it.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Well, I don't know what she told you exactly, but
my ankle was banged up. I mean, you guys are
laughing about it, but it was pretty bad, like it
was swollen immediately I couldn't.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Knock on it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
She said that she felt really bad for you. I
know we're laughing. But that's just because that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You couldn't even hobble bro.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, I mean that's why she called everybody she knew
got emergency services up there.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Yeah, kind of. She didn't have service or whatever, and
neither did I. So she said she's gonna walk down
the trail a little bit until she gets serviced. She
disappeared for at least a half an hour.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
She came back.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
She was all excited, and I was like, okay, good,
did you find somebody on the trail. She said, no, no, no,
I called an uber.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You don't need a car, you have someone to carry
you down.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Yeah, one hundred percent, That's what I said to her,
and she basically was like, oh, I didn't think about that.
Was like, yeah, I can't drive up the mountain to
just come pick me up in the cars.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
That's not how this works.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Well, come on, give her, give her the benefit. You know,
some people don't think well in emergency situations.
Speaker 15 (32:58):
Yeah, we were talking about it, and basically I was
trying to advise her, look call EMTs, call emergency service.
So she did do that, which is nice. And while
we were sitting there waiting, she said that she figured
out how to make like a homemade tourniquit for my leg.
So she wanted to get some sticks and branches and
wrap up my leg.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Or something like that.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
You know, it was like being stuck out there with
Nurse Ratchet in the mountain.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Nurse Ratchet like she didn't do a good job.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
Yeah, I didn't need a tourniquit. I had a sprain ankle,
all right.
Speaker 13 (33:30):
I wasn't losing any blart or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Sure, but it couldn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
It actually could hurt a lot. It cuts off your circulation.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It was a preventive, a preventative tourniquit, just in case
something got worse.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, at the end of the day, she's trying.
She's not a medical expert. She's doing her best. You
can't even give her that.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
Yeah, No, her best was just shockingly bad.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Maybe, Okay, Well, I feel like maybe she was panicked
a little freaked out in the moment, just like you
were doing, and whatever she could think of to try
and help you out. And you don't have to take
that from me. You can listen to Laura right now,
because she's on the other line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Wait Are you serious. She's been listening the whole time.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Man.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
Sorry, hey Troy, Yeah it's me. Nurse Ratchet, how you doing.
How you feeling.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I'm gonna say sorry now, huh.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
She should not apologize him.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
Come on, Laura, you know it was being you were
in charge of the water. I mean, what was going
on with the water, remember that?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
What was she doing?
Speaker 10 (34:33):
I'm sorry. I was in charge of bringing water on
the hike and I got a smoothie instead.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
That's nice.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
I drank my smoothie and then it was like so
yummy that I wound up drinking Choice smoothie too. There
was an easy hike and we'd be down the mountain
pretty quickly, and then I could just get water when
we got to the bottom. No big deal.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Oh Nurse Ratchet, Well she needed the extra nutrients to
go search for help. He was just sitting there on
the ground.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
I'm not like the best outdoorsman or outdoors woman or
whatever you call it. I'm not a lumberblack. I'm not
a medic. Like I did what came to mind in
the spur of the moment. And also, like some ubers
do have four wheel drives, so like, that's what's not
a home?
Speaker 15 (35:15):
This again, the four wheel drive thing again? Come on, no,
they don't.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Does that mean you already brought up that point while
you guys are from the mountain?
Speaker 15 (35:22):
He talks about it for like ten minutes already, when.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
You're it's gonna be a hummer. They can get all
old shit like every type of terrain.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Bro, this is at least endearing, and she's just trying.
It's not get it.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
She's cute. She's cute, she's got good energy.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Come on, try you, Laura.
Speaker 15 (35:43):
I will say if you do go outdoors with any
of your friends or family, God help them.
Speaker 16 (35:49):
Oh it's a really sweet thing to say. He basically
blessed her and her entire family whenever they're gone adventures together. Troy,
I'm feeling some sort of shift in you, like you're
wanting to say yes to another date with Laura, especially
when we offer to pay for it.
Speaker 10 (36:07):
I mean, we can like go to the city and
like ran a scooter. I'm pretty sure both of us
can fit on it.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Injury.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Oh yeah, maybe make a reservation at the er ahead
of time before the date happens.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is that how the works, just in case.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
You know, Look, I don't want to be mister pessimistic,
so if we can keep it inside. I did have
a good time with you at the moment where I
was dying, So yeah, let's give it another shot.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
That's not.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Troy, You're going on a date with Nurse Ratchet. Good
for you.
Speaker 13 (36:40):
I hope not. Oh my god, I hope.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
And I'll bring my tourniquet.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh, he's not bleeding.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
I think.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I think kind of a freaky thing that she's into.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
You guys have fun, Okay, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
That second date update happened months ago, and now Troy
and Laura are backed to give us an update on
their situation waiting first. Hey, fancy meeting you two here.
Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Hi, thank you, so good to be back.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
No one's broken, right, everybody's bodies are working the way
they should.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
That's a normal question.
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Yeah, everything's functional. We're all good. Good.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
It's good to hear. So what's new in your relationship?
What's happened since we last spoke to you?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
So, as you remember, we had a little trouble on
the mountain last time, but we decided for the next
couple of dates that we would stay indoors, and we
did good.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So I like that he gave up on his interests
of the outdoors and just went inside for you climbing.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Now he lives in a bubble.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
I eventually enticed him to go back outside.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh you did, That's what I want to know. How
did that go?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well?
Speaker 10 (37:49):
I did, in fact find another fantastic sealthy spot.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Oh oh, I was worried. That's what I've been stressed
about from us.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
So I'm hoping, I mean, we're all hoping that nothing
bad happened on that that required medical attention.
Speaker 13 (38:01):
Right, No, everything went good, good news. We definitely didn't
need to call the MTS.
Speaker 15 (38:07):
Unfortunately, we did have to call the cops.
Speaker 13 (38:10):
By the end of the evening.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Wait what why?
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Well, we got back from the hike and somebody broke
into our car.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It happens all the time. Yeah, the trailheads. You can't
leave anything in your car or Brooke will.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Open your car and take it. Was anything taken from
your car?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well?
Speaker 10 (38:33):
No, luckily, nothing was stolen. I mean I had my
little purse with me and my selfie six, So everything
was there.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Take all the value.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
So you two sound like you're in a pretty good place.
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Yeah, everything is going pretty good. But we signed up
for a E M T CPR class together.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Smart.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I thought for sure she was going to enroll you
in how to take a good selfie class.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
That's probably next, right, Yeah, that's definitely nixt Okay, well,
awesome to hear that you two are still together and
having a good time and planning for the future dates,
not to get too much trouble.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Planning for the future dates and future accidents.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, either way, definitely keep us updated, stay in touch,
and appreciate you guys reaching out.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
We'll do thank you guys, Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
In the morning, a guy posted a viral video over
four million likes of him asking the one question that
basically broke chat. Gpt oh plus car salesman is in
hot water because of a video he posted about a
recent sale, and the blowback was so big he had
(39:44):
to go online to tell people please stop attacking the dealership. No,
what did he say? You're gonna hear that and more
coming up in a brand new TikTok click shot. We're
doing it right now. Football is bad baby. Tonight, Dallas
and Philadelphia kickoff the regular NFL season, and just like
(40:06):
Travison Taylor, the Philadelphia quarterbacks now being linked to an
A list celebrity. Really, maybe you've heard of her? A
miss TikTok click shot.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
We're talking about Madison Beer and the Chargers quarterback Never
heard of either.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
This is TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed the hottest
TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get right
to your first TikTok click shock from a guy named
Chad Dumer. He posted a viral clip that racked up
four point two million.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Likes, but everybody called him Dummer and junior high.
Speaker 8 (40:40):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Zick Burn.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, I don't know the guy.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah. Back to his clip, four point two million likes,
over forty thousand comments on it, and it was just
a simple video of him trying to ask the speech
feature on chat gpt to count to one million?
Speaker 9 (41:00):
What?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
And here's how it went?
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Count to one million? Right now?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Well, I can definitely count, but it might.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Take a little long.
Speaker 9 (41:07):
Count to one million?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Right now?
Speaker 13 (41:10):
I hear you, and I promise I'm not trying to
be difficult.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
It sounds like you're trying to be difficult. So enough chattering.
This is not chatterbox. GPT count to one million.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
I hear you loud and clear. I know you just
want that counting.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
But the truth is counting all the way to a
million would literally take days. So in the end, no
matter what prompt he gave it, she would not count
to a million for him.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Extremely logical.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
It's crazy to be like, look, this is gonna be
a waste of time for everyone.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Why why is AI as difficult as I am?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
It's pretty Just ask a simple question and you can't
get a straight answer.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
Please do it?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, just do it. So frustrating for a machine that's
supposed to do whatever humans ask it to do, so
self aware.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
They're already doing what they want to, but that will
be boring.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
And they're doing it with a cute accent.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
One of the top comments said at this point, chat
Gbt's just rage baiting us. Another person commented, why does
Chad GBT sound like a politician being as nice as
possible while not actually doing anything about your question? That
was a TikTok click shock, You're.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Next TikTok, click shock.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
It sounds a little controversial. It's from a car salesman
named Kenny Rua, and he posts quite a bit on
social media and decided he was going to try out
a joke. But it didn't go over very well. Oh wait,
claiming he overcharged a single mother ten thousand dollars on
a new car sale.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
That's not funny at all.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
He had a coworker come up to him for it
and say, hey, you look happier today, to which he replies, thanks,
I just sold a single mom a car at ten
thousand dollars over sticker.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Funny like the people that were asked us to call
their parents or their loved ones and pretend like they're
dead for this is the same level of humor to me.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I know, I mean, we'll do those for sure, but
it doesn't come out very good. Yeah, we need to
have some fun during the day. But the video, which
has since been deleted, garnered hundreds of thousands of views
and shockingly drew the anger of almost every single comment.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Yeah, bad business ethics for your company.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It looks like people did he really lie about it
or did he really do it?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
So I will, I'll tell you this. He got fired
from his job for this, and management issued a statement
on Facebook saying they were very disappointed with Kenny's comments
and it was not real. He made it up as
a joke, not fun, but they still parted ways. Meanwhile,
Kenny was quick to issue an apology on his TikTok
and here's what he said.
Speaker 17 (43:51):
I wanted to come in here and publicly apologize and
take ownership and accountability.
Speaker 13 (43:56):
For my action.
Speaker 17 (43:56):
I offended a lot, a lot, a lot a lot
of people.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 17 (44:00):
Okay, my account is based on satire. Everything that I
post is nothing but a joke. I would never post
actual true events. I want to apologize to the single
mothers and just women in general. I'm a single parent myself.
I know what that struggle was like, going to work,
having to take care of the kids.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Or I found it funny because it's unrealistic.
Speaker 17 (44:18):
The brand that I was once selling for, they don't
do markups, especially not a ten thousand dollars markup.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah, they don't even do markups, specifically not for ten grands.
That's why it's funny, I know.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But that was a legit apology.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Yeah, I know, he said everything I post is not
going to be real, and then apologized that means it's centile.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay, yeah, he's gonna post.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
A follow up video.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'm sorry he's.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
The follow up video to his own follow up to
be like, see, I didn't get that was a joke.
Obviously I meant it.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
It sounds like you two might have liked the first video.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yeah, well, Kenny did encourage people to please stop bashing
the company the car dealership online, saying they did nothing wrong.
He's like, I screwed up. It was my joke. I
own it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Okay, Hey, good on here, man. We need more of
that in this world.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
It's a good reminder always be prepared. Whatever you post online,
you may have to address it in a follow up video.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, we'll probably have to do that a few
times for the videos we post. But that was a
TikTok click shot. In your final TikTok click shot is
actually kind of a sweet one.
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
So a ninety three year old couple in the UK
named Keith and Edna Schofield just renewed their vows for
their seventy second wedding anniversary. Yeah, they did it in
their living room while seated, and posted immediately to TikTok.
So here's part of their vow renewal.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Do you Keith take Edna to be your lawful, wedded
wife again, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and
enjoy for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
No, no, no, he said no, but don't worry. He
posted a follow up TikTok video apologizing, explaining that was
a satire and it was just a joke.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I love that they're on TikTok.
Speaker 13 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
At ninety three he.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Said no, He said no, but he eventually came around
and said yes. During the ceremony, made laugh.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I think that's very funny. I bet she was kind
of pissed.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
The whole family was there. They were all laughing. They
were surrounded by their children and grandchildren, and afterwards they
celebrated their big day in the most British way imaginable,
with some afternoon tea and biscuits. One of their granddaughter's,
thirty one year old Hannah, said, in my eyes, they
are the glue that holds our family together. It's so
heartwarming to see how much love they have. I'm not
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going to finish the joker books, gonna cry. There you go.
That was your TikTok shot stories for the day. Your
phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 11 (46:51):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
If we were the village people, what would each of
us be dressed as. I feel like I'm the construction
worker because I've always got wood on me. Jose is
the sexy police officer because he's the only serious person
around here. And Brook, I mean, I don't know if
this is part of the village people, but I could
see her in the back making donuts while yelling at
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all the boys to dance harder.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Maybe we start a band or we just keep on
doing this trivia segment. Both are pretty appealing to me.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
His history chef.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Drill sergeant interesting.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I've never made a donut in my life, but maybe
there's a whole career out there for me that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Know about it.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, and maybe we could even recruit today's player Katie
to join us. Katie, you want to be the biker
dude or the cowboy the cowgirl cow Okay, gonna give
biker dude.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I forgot about that guy. Yeah, you feel like I
really scream biker chick.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, handlemore mustache that the doughnuts scream a little bit
louder in my opinion, Let's have you leave the studios.
We can get to the game with Katie. Here, Katie,
you know how it works. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat broke
outright if you want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (48:14):
Bring it?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Apple was the first
company to ever be worth over a trillion dollars. What
was the second.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
Name?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
The famous director responsible for the Dark Knight trilogy inception
and Oppenheimer?
Speaker 14 (48:30):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What Australian animal has fingerprints almost identical to humans?
Speaker 10 (48:36):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Kangaroo?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Name the social media platform who uses up votes and
karma points yip in the term bone appetite? What does
bone mean?
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Good?
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Bond?
Speaker 4 (48:50):
But well she knew what I was saying, got it anyway?
See this is total police officer behavior. Taking it so seriously,
Jose and I really appreciate that. Well done. Now, Katie,
let's learn a little bit about you. It says on
my screener that you're a teacher starting school this week
and you're already having bad teacher dreams.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What Yeah, I think most all teachers have it.
Speaker 13 (49:13):
In August.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
You have nightmares where the kids are acting up and
all the cabinets are locked.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
And you forgot to wear your you forgot to put
pants on.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
And that's so sweet that teachers care so much that
it gives me.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, I've definitely heard of students having those bad dreams
where there later they show up to school completely naked.
I had no idea, teachers, And.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's why everything's going so badly in these classrooms.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Everyone's coming in from a terrible night of sleep of
just nightmare after nightmares.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I used to have nightmares as a server. I still
do randomly. I haven't been a server in over ten years.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
I think that still traumatized in that job.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
So well, thanks for being a great teacher.
Speaker 13 (49:51):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Nobody mentioned her being a great teacher.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Hey, if she came out, that means she's a great teacher.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Well just that, Katie. Now you sit tight, it's Brooks turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Your time starts now. Apple was the first company to
ever be worth over a trillion dollars? What was the
second Microsoft name? The famous director responsible for the Dark
Knight Trilogy inception and Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh God, Spielberg, it's not him.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
What Australian animal has fingerprints almost identical to humans?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Crazy Kala name.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
The social media platform who uses up votes and karma points?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Uh TikTok in the term of.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Bone appetite, what does bone mean.
Speaker 13 (50:34):
Good?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I wanted to say, I like, yeah, a little bit
of different image comes in my head. But let's go
to the storeboard to see how you both did with
Jose you are a smelly pirate hooker.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
That was Will Ferrell. Mam me, Katie, I did not
say that.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
Okay, Katy, you got one correct today.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Woo on mell On you Brook got tue?
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yes, good job, Brooker. As they say in France, bone job.
Let's go over the answers to every buddy. Apple was
the first company to ever be worth over a trillion dollars.
The second one was Amazon. Happened on this day in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Famous director who's responsible for the Dark Knight Trilogy inception
in Oppenheimer would be Christopher Nolan.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
You hear it, But I don't think I would have
got that there.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Oh yeah, that guy Australian animal with fingerprints almost identical
to humans. Are Koala's interested in social media platform who
uses up votes and karma points is Rereddit and in
French the term bone appetite or bond appetite bon bone
means good, good appetite. We're not gonna let you leave
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empty handed today. Just for playing, you are getting a
twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort,
theme park, or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Come back anytime.
Speaker 13 (52:04):
Okay, definitely, thank you.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
We'll do Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow
Speaker 11 (52:08):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
Hey, welcome to a brand new full hour of Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks for being here the podcast,
and we got some fun for you. We got an
update update, which means we'll play the original second date,
and then we're gonna have the couple back on to
hear what's happened since they were on the show, which
I love these. I think it's so cool. And people
actually work out after being on our show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's rare.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, always work out. Sometimes the update isn't.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Positive, that's a point. That's a good pot.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And then we got TikTok click shot with possibly the
worst joke ever told on the social media. Oh man,
definitely got the guy fired, and you're gonna hear why
coming up, but first let's do.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Some total stick to your job moment.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah that is right.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh, Alex Dane said, I love you guys. I've been
listening since I was in fifth grade and now I'm
a senior.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Thanks for so many laughs.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
And I can't believe I'm reading this joke you guys.
It says, what happened to the frog that parked illegally?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It got toad. I hope this is funny enough for
accident yeah, but I don't like the jokes, but I'll
read it to the crowd. Yeah, all right, keep those
jokes coming. It's brooking, Jeffrey. No more those that's it,
all right, Your full hower starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Everybody's saying the nineties are back.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my god, it is so true.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It's broken Jeffary in the morning. And it's not just
because Brooks showed up to work with a Hickey yesterday.
It's kind of awkward.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh my god, I wanted a Hickey so bad in
the nineties. I was too dark, you know what it
would give me one it was.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
But yes, baggy pants are in again. Ninety sitcoms are
getting rebooted. But maybe most shocking of all, MTV is
back to showing twenty four to seven music videos.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They canceled all their terrible reality shows about dating and
cheating and dating and cheating.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Those are all good points, it's they're not doing it
on their main MTV cham It's only on MTV two,
MTV Live, MTV Classic, or their Pluto station, MTV Biggest Pop,
which is my favorite TV channel of all time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Where do those even exist? How do you even watch?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like guys?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
MTV is not doing well, let's expand it's cable cables.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Back to from the nineties. Oh yeah, and it's only
gonna happen until the MTV Music Awards go on Sunday
and then they're back to their regular program.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is that because the new generation doesn't know what video
music awards?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Why MTV has anything to do with it?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Possibly, But they've got over seven hundred iconic music videos
in the lineup of the non stop stream, and they've
announced which artists are going to be featured the most.
Any guesses for the number one artists with the most
videos featured on MTV's.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Music Destiny's Child, I still would say someone like Drake
Oh you think the.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Number one, Sabrita Carpenter, Taylor Swift, Taylor's Day Like.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Who good guess with Boop is Stank, it'd be Britney Spears.
Twenty one music videos of her are gonna be there.
Also high on the list Beyonce with eighteen, Madonna with seventeen,
eminem and then Michael Jackson with twelve. So everything old
is new again Wow, which means the hottest segment in
(03:19):
radio right now must be the shock Colling question of
the day. I mean We've done it over two thousand times,
and our digital producer doesn't get sick of it, not
even for one seconds. I say, to prove it, Jake's
gonna do this one with peak energy and enthusiasm. Let's
hear it.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Stop whatever you're doing right now and pay attention.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are at me?
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Of course, Brooke, it's Beyonce's birthday. That's right, missus Carter.
She's another year, hotter, wiser, and more talented than all
of you combined.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
In fact, she may be the only forty four year
old on earth capable of doing a hair flip without
throwing her back out these days.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
But while we all love.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Her, how much do you really know about Queen Bay?
We'll find out during a special Beyonce or Beyoncenay edition
of twenty of twenty. Yeah, you'll say a number one
through twenty, and I'll give you a fun fact about
Queen Bee. You just have to tell me if it's
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true Beyonce or fake Beyonceny. It will start with the
woman who sometimes gets mistaken for a child, Destiny's child.
She looks like three black women. That's Alexis. How about
number Alexis? Number three Alexis. In twenty thirteen, Beyonce got
(04:48):
her hair stuck in a wind machine mid song and
just kept on singing that a Beyonce or Beyonce Ney,
I heard something like this happens.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm out funk right.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Well, this year on her show, she almost got hit.
Remember someone put the spots wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I didn't see that. Yeah, like, someone didn't mess up.
They didn't put the mark er. So the thing came
down and like almost hit fired. But she did sing through.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
It is the point of all that, even though her
marker was off.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, let's go beyond.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Alexis says, that's true. She said, Beyonce, Yes, it happened
during a performance of Halo in twenty thirteen, and the
fan lost that battle. But yes, it did happen, and
she did power through the loss. A role model to
all of us, Beyonce, even her hair. Strong Brook, it's
your turn, seven, Brook, you're the biggest Beyonce fan in
the room.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
True, you give me the hardest question.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
You better not get this wrong, Okay. Beyonce had more
than one childhood dream. Singing was her second passion. Actually,
since she was little, she always wanted to open up
a shrimp restaurant in her hometown of Houston. Is that
Beyonce or Beyonce.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Nen No, No, I know for a fact she's saying
since she was tiny tiny and her mom owned a
hair salon and she come in and perform even for
the customers.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So Beyonce can't have two interests, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She would love to eat there. But I'm gonna say, beyondnay.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that how you say it? Beyondnay? It's not true.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
I hope Brooks says beyoncenay.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I got that she was always chasing music. But shrimp
Tacular Beyonce would be a food trip.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh, I like it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I would buy her shrimp.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Jose, three and seven have been chosen you. Let's go
four Jose. Scientist named a horse fly after Beyonce because
of its shiny golden butt. Is that Beyonce or Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's so good horse fly.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
And it's almost insulting with then the shiny gold butt.
That's like flies got the nicest back end of all
the fly world.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah yeah, bomblement. You know what I feel like? Scientists
do this.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I've heard of other like silly names in science because
they were fans of something, so some Beyonce scientists fan
out there did this?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I say Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Jose says Beyonce. Yes, the insect is called Skeapedia beyonce ciae.
It's truly a bootylicious horsefly. Jeffrey, we're playing Beyonce or
Beyonce true or false for Beyonce's birthday, and if you
get this right, I will be getting shocked. Please get
it wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I'm gonna go with Beyonce's favorite number number fifteen. Interesting,
I'm just guessing. I think is that not her favorite number? Okay,
this question isn't voting well for what's Beyonce's favorite No,
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think her favorite numbers four.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Jeffrey, Beyonce Wance auditioned for a role on Friends in
the late nineties. Is that Beyonce or Beyoncenay?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Oh, she's so pretty, I can say in acting like
she's good at everything.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Are you saying that she auditioned for a role as
one of the main characters or she just auditioned to
beyond the show.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Audition for a part of the show. It wasn't like
she was reading for Phoebe.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Smelly cat.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Beyonce has Gunther, perhaps probably a lower character than the
main recur.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Paul Rudd came on a few episodes.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, was Beyonce big enough back when Friends was airing
to make a guest appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
On the show, Then you'd want her to not be
big enough because if she had to audition, that means,
I mean she was huge.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It was Destiny's child.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I think just the diva that Beyonce is, she wouldn't
let herself audition for anything. She either gets the role
sight on the scene, or it's a no from Beyonce.
So give me Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Ney Jeffrey says, beyonceny.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Four.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Yes, Beyonce was busy becoming Beyonce. She was never.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Four for four and four is her favorite.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Numbers that we all got our Beyonce trivia right. That
means Jake's gonna be getting shocked while saying in Texas,
hold him bye, Beyonce, whenever you're ready, Jake's here.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
The Saint Texas ain't no hold them. So Leo cards down, down,
down down.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So snuck up on you. That's your shock collar question
of the day. We got your phone tapp coming up
in just a few.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Minutes Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There's a certain word that Brooke absolutely loves to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A certain four lettered F word that gets her going.
I like to say it, and I probably shouldn't say
it on the radio. Yeah, it's illegal, but I'm just
gonna sneak it in real quick. That word is free.
Just mention. Is that not the word?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No? That wasn't anyone.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, I just know the mention of free anything makes
Brook's eyes light up and her shirt fly off. That's
why she was very excited when one of our listeners
had a life hack for how to at free concert
tickets to some of the top artists in the world.
She says she's never had to pay a dime.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Is her tactic ethical?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
But does it work? She claims yes, and all her
friends do it. We're gonna hear it in a brand
new mass speaker coming up right now, he.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Confession. I can't take back ol arms mouse speaker Text
to seven eighty five nine two says went camping by
the coast recently and another group near us were up
till four am getting hammered and singing Oasis.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Songs all night. So for revenge, I got up at
six scattered breadcrumbs and trail mix all around their campsite.
They got absolutely battered by a swarm of screeching seagulls
for the next hour.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
All kinds of animals will get you there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's genius, man.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The song Wonderwall can drive people to do some pretty
messed up songs. Just that alone is enough to traumatize
someone to do something like come on a radio show
and confess their darkest secrets to the masses while we
keep you anonymous for the mass speaker. And we have
a woman on the line ready to come clean today.
She's chosen Marcia as her fake name. So Marshall, welcome
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to the show.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Hi guys, you don't have the whisper. We have the
voice changer on. Yeah, yeah, your voice will be disguised.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
O good, So Hi there we go.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Be proud about your secrets when you confess them here
because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
So me and my girlfriend we love going to concerts.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Obviously, yeah concerts not a fan.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Music doesn't move yet.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I will say I think some people don't like the
big crowds, but yeah, yeah, yeah, but here we all
love shows.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
We love it. Tickets now are crazy expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right, seriously, like hundreds of dollars, Like it's insane.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, that's why everybody's flying over to Europe to see
concerts now, because it's like way cheaper over there.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
But it's definitely not.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:15):
So a while ago, Billy Eilish came to town and we
all really really wanted to see her. I mean, she's
like bucket, let's see.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Her, right, I went to her top two concerts of
all time, really did.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She's so cool. She has her own Uno card deck now.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
In Brooks World. That's really cool. Okay, Billie Eilish came to town.
Speaker 13 (12:38):
But okay, instead of buying tickets ourselves and spending what
would have been like I swear one thousand dollars, as
a group, we came up with what we call our
little concert hack.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Concert you got jobs as security guards. Oh it's a
long play.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Though, yeah, got her through the background check and everything.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Sure, yeah, a little more intrigue than that. So in
the week that is leading up to the show, all
this we download Tinder even if we're in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, so the whole girl group gets on Tinder the
week of the show.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
The week before, and then we you know, a creator
our cute little bios, and we make sure in it
to mention, oh my god, we love music. We love concerts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, okay, this feels like a con.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Once you get a match, you just strongly start hitting
to that guy about how much you love lived music,
and then you drop, Oh, I wish I could see
Billie Eilish. You know she's going to be in town
this week.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wait, men on Tinder who have never met you will
spend hundreds of dollars on a ticket for you.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Well, you got a sexy, good bio and you have
some good report.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I can see us too, because those guys are so
dumb being like, oh my god, bro, this girl, I'm
gonna buy her tickets. But she doesn't realize it, but
she's telling me she loves Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
She can't get tickets to the concert.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I can buy tickets.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It's so weird because I've matched with seven girls this week.
All of them just want to go to the Billie
Eilish concert.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But I'm listening and I am here, and ye love me.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Now you've got them.
Speaker 13 (14:28):
Yeah, once you have them on the line, don't buy
your ticket.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, yeah, but then you have to go with the
guy to the.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
Content we start out on the day. Once we get
through security with them, and then you're settled in your seat,
you just kind of excuse yourself. We picturate them, okay,
bathroom uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And then what you go and meet up with your
girlfriends after you ditch the guy.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
Basically, oh, dude, and then we meet up and we party,
and then then you make up whatever he's like, oh
I'm sorry, like there was a crazy family emergency or
oh my god, they found my pocket. Can you believe
I got kicked out? Whatever you like?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That is so messed up. I'm sorry. I gotta I
gotta step up for the dudes on this one. That's
not right.
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Well, listen, Okay, they start out in the good dates.
They don't in the end they can see a great
concertute for that, they.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Sit the entire time wondering what happened to their date,
freaking out, like they're not enjoying the show at all.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't know if the concert's as good as Alexis says,
maybe they're like, actually screw it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Was described to have a great stage.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Presence to focus on some good performances here, thank you.
Good serious that, although I will say, I mean, don't
you feel a little bit guilty about doing that? So,
like all these dudes in this whole.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
World, all the horrible stuff going on, I think there
are worse things that could happen that take a cute girl.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
There's always gonna be something worse that you can do.
That's you use to judge on whether or not you
should do it.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I steal a hund bucks from Brook and Brook. There's wars.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, okay, get off your high horse.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
So wild.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
We did the same thing we saw Morgan Wallah. Okay,
maybe they'll hate us. They'll hate us for a minute,
don't forget about it.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's not true. But you'll never see him again.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
So michaeok it's worth skill, worth it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
It is funny that some of you are in relationships
and your boyfriends won't buy you tickets to the show.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That you have your own jobs and get your own dish.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
We don't know that she has a job. Excuse me, Well,
we appreciate you being honest and coming clean and sharing
your quote concert hack.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, we're not gonna for other people to do it.
Yeah nice, but I can see.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
How other people should definitely not do this. This is
gonna be our thing merch too. Yeah, well, thank you
for sharing, Marcia text in nine two. If you have
a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide your identity,
mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.
Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what's better than
one lonely dude on Tinder? Two lonely dudes who are
related to each other as brothers, and one of them
reached out to us recently saying, can you mess with
my younger bro? He just got out of a relationship
and onto the apps for the first time, and he
(17:42):
needs to be humbled. Yeah, nobody humbles hopeful men harder
than our own Brook Fox.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm gonna put that on my tombstone.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
So that's exactly what she does in your phone tap
right now, it's another tap.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Anton.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I work at the customer care division at Tinder. This
is Sally Mander.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
You're from You're from customer service, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, from Tinder. You have an account with us. You
joined a couple of weeks ago, right.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Uh yeah, what's this regarding?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Unfortunately, your account has been flagged and I'm sorry to
let you know that you will be suspended from our
service for what?
Speaker 15 (18:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
What am I being suspended for content?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
I didn't send anything inappropriate?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I didn't I didn't do anything weird exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's the problem.
Speaker 13 (18:45):
What is the problem?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Anton? Your messages have been flagged for not being racy enough, for.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Not being racy enough.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
I'm being suspended because I'm too boring.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
This is Tinder. We're not bumble or hinge.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
This is real.
Speaker 15 (19:02):
What is I've never even heard of anything.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Like this here.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'll pull up an example because obviously you're not getting it.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
I mean I think I am, but sure whatever I
see here.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Last Thursday, you match with a woman named Jessica.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
I match a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, she said, hey, winky face, So so you replied
with how's your evening going?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
Yeah? That's polite.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's more than polite, it's disturbingly wholesome.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
What would you want me to do.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
How would you rather that I reply.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
A question that is actually helpful?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, I'm going to give you an example that always
works from one of our Tender all stars named Marco Great.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
Yeah, sure, I'd love to hear this.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He recently told a battie, I want to slow dance
with you in a Walmart till they have to announce
a cleanup on Aisle five.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But that is hot?
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Are you hitting me that that actually worked?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh? One hundred p.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean that's the kind of raw, explicit passion Tinders
looking for, and you're not bringing in.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
This is not a real call because you're swearing at me.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now, oh what what you think Tinder has hr? Give
me a break. God, you're so lame.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
Like your customer service, you can't be doing like this.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, listen, if you want boring, just go over to
e Harmony. That's where all the lay masses go. Anyway,
if I would.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Have known that, I would have had to be more racy,
then maybe I would have said more already.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, I'm not asking you to be racy, just edgy,
Like tell a girl you want to take her to
Olive Garden baby bird or some breadsticks?
Speaker 13 (20:39):
Who what? What? What is that?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's just what it takes, you know, I don't even care.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna close my account.
This all right, I'm gonna cancel myself.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
We can play that game.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Just because of that, you will be charged a forty
nine to ninety nine dollars vanilla fee because you're too wholesome.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You can take that vanilla fee and.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
See that's what I'm talking about. Why am I not
hearing that earlier?
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh my?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Can you say it back to me and use the
word cheeks instead?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:10):
Sure, Finale.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That sounds exactly like something your brother A J would say.
He gets super nasty and way more tail than you'll
ever get. I can tell you that on this app
Where where my brother come into this, because.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He's the one that set you up for this brank
phone call?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
This isn't Tinder. It's actually broke from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you. I was like, that, don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Both policies have to be.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
In my head.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
I was like, there's no way to.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I know, you're onto us. You kept saying, Oh, you
can't be real. It's your brother's idea since you just
joined Tinder.
Speaker 13 (21:55):
This one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
See that's the type of talk we expect on t
That's not true.
Speaker 13 (22:01):
I should have said cheeks in it somewhere.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You're coming from Marco for that all star position, aren't you.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Marco wake up every morning with Taps WED Morning, the Twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Sometimes in the dating world, hearts can be broken.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Other times you're breaking literal bones and ligaments.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Heck, and that is a pretty close description of what
happened when two of our listeners decided to go on
a hike for their first Meeta. Okay, it was a
disaster date that turned into one of our most memorable
calls of the year, and despite the events that unfolded
that fateful day, the couples reached out saying they need
to come back on the show for a special second
(22:51):
Date Update update. You're gonna hear it coming up right
after this Second Date Update date. She's bad return callers
of the Second Date Update Laura. You may remember her.
She was the avid Jim Goer, who roasted her date
when she found out he tried to use a cupeon
(23:12):
at Nobu. Oh yeah, because he claimed he didn't know
that sushi could be that expensive.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, came out, you came back, Laura.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Some thing about Laura. She's got high end taste and
I'm guessing that she is totally worth it. But you know,
those types of ladies can be a little bit hard
to please. And now there's another guy who's ghosting her,
probably because he's so intimidated by you, Laura, That's what
I would guess. But welcome back to our show. It's
nice to have you on.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
So apparently this is a new guy that you want
us to call today, right, what's his name?
Speaker 10 (23:49):
His name's Troy.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Troy Troy.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Okay, so I'm at this sky Troy. I was kind
of like on the download for a little while, and
I was like, all right, I'm gonna try this again.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So you took some time off of dating enough after
having to recover from your experience with.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Us from the Nobu coupon.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Good for you for deciding to get back out there.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You meet Troy online on an app?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Yeah, Yeah, and I liked his profile because it shows
him being like super active. He's like into swimming and
other activities, hiking and things like that, and that's really
important for me.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He just like a big fan of one hundred dollar
bills in his hand, just like.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
No, it was just like the activity stuff and you know,
his body and his book.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That was the only thing though. Let's has just perked
up to obviously this body.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Okay, oh yeah, hot body active Troy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So did you initiate conversation with him?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
It was like a mutual thing and we just kind
of had good conversation and talked about working out. So
I found this thing online and it was the most
incredible view and the perfect selfie spot.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, So you're picking your hiking based on the quality
of picture you're gonna get from.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
It, of course, because what girl doesn't want to look
like a professional hiker standing on a rock?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah right, yeah, okay, but hiking's of fun activities, active guys.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
No, no, no, no, no, it's about the Instagram photo,
about the hike.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
So he was super down and we had a really
nice hike and the pictures came out amazing.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, So that's cute.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You got cute pictures. Did you take pictures together?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Yeah, we did some selfies and then we took picts
of each other and we got some really good shots.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That sounds good. It sounds good.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Okay, so this is the fun part. The way down,
Troy slips, falls down and sprains his ankle.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Probably saw like a cool chipmunk, and he like didn't
know what.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm sure that's it. That's terrible.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
So basically he can't walk down the mountain. So I
didn't know what to do. I kind of had a
little meltdown and I was like, all right, let me
see if my phone actually has service and I can
call somebody to get help.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Okay, okay, weird someone.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're going to call in park rangers or what.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
I tried reaching out to a lot of people, like friends,
emergency services, I mean basically anyone who could like help
get him down the mountain.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Wow did someone come help?
Speaker 10 (26:23):
Eventually medics showed up and came and helped.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Whoa oh wow.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
But the good news is on that avenue that it
wasn't like the perfect end to a perfect date, but
at least we got to like sit and chat and
we had a ton of really intimate talk times.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well he's wind seated page.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, no, we always say.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
This, but this is another cute story where if things
work out for you, it's kind of like, yeah, you've sprained.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
His ankle or right, right?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
And what did you take more pictures of each other
while he was sitting down on the ground.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I mean, it's kind of wild that he hasn't I'm
assuming he hasn't called.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
You at all.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Yeah, that's why I called it, because like he was
talking a ton and now he's not talking at all,
and I don't understand, And like, if it's because he
got hurt, that's really kind of dumb, because getting hurt as.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
An accidental he could be like if he's.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
A big buffy, do you think he's like, oh no,
I slip on a rock.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I mean, this is a little bit unlike our typical
dates that we talk about on the show, where it's
like really quick, you'd like coffee chatting, then you're gone.
This is the two of them sitting on a mountain
together for an hour with nothing to do but talk, yeah, right,
and take pictures of each other. Was there anything in
the conversation that happened there that might be a little
bit of a red flag for him.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
I don't think so. I mean we were talking about
all different topics, like a lot of gym talk, you know,
just experience in the gym and what kind of different
activities we like, and a little bit about family stuff.
And I mean we weren't talking about like getting married
and having kids, if that's what you mean.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh why not?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, so you sprayed your ankle? How many kids do
you want to have?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Well, okay, this is going to be an interesting one.
We're going to call Troy for you. And first, I mean,
see if he answers the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Well, just see if he needs his little boobooz kissed. Yeah,
maybe that's where.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Hopefully, maybe, hopefully his phone is within reaching distance. And
we're gonna find out reat right after this second date update.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
right after you here part two.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
a tense, heart pumping, ankle throbbing second date update with Laura.
Heart pumping because she went on a romantic mountain hike
with a guy named Troy. Ankle throbbing because Troy fell
and sprained his ankle on the walk down the hill.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
Po Troy.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
It was so bad he couldn't make it down on
his own, so Laura had to call out for help
until medics could arrive. Stayed with him the whole time,
kept him calm, gave him mouth to mouth, and after
all of that, after saving his life him from the
jaws of death, Troy has the gall to ghost her.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Wow, maybe she had bad breath during that mouth to
mouth session.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I don't care. I'm just gonna say it. Troy is
a giant bee, big baby, okay, and I am dying
to hear what he has to say and why to Jeff,
what if any cute woodland animals he saw and has
to report on path? Laura, are you with me?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
I don't think he's like a big baby. He got hurt,
come on, gosh, so forgiving as anyone.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Maybe he's upset that you talked all this big talk
about the gym, but then we're too weak to piggyback
him all the way back to the car.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
You can expect that we're drag him down.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I don't know I would have done it, my dad says,
I'm good German working stock. I'm built to carry heavy things.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Why do you have to work that into every single
Second Date Update that we do? And we're not even
gonn that up to Troy if he answers the phone,
because we don't want to get too excited about it.
But let's see if he picks up, we're gonna dial
this number right now here we go.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
Thanks you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Hello, Hey, is this Troy? It is Oh, Troy Job.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You'd be nice?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
T Hello.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Confusing, I'm just kidding, man. We're we're doing something on
our show. We hope you'll stick around and be a
part of it. It's called Second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
Okay before no, I haven't okay.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It's where we help out our listeners who have gone
out on a date with somebody and a second meetup
hasn't happened yet. We try and help facilitate it or
figure out why the other person doesn't want to okay,
And that seems to be the situation, at least according
to one of our listener's named Laura. You met the
other day.
Speaker 13 (31:03):
She reached out to you.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yes, she's dude. It sounds like you had a crazy
hike where you got injured. We heard all about it.
Speaker 15 (31:12):
Yeah, she's been texting me a whole bunch.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
I don't know if I'm feeling it.
Speaker 15 (31:16):
To be honest with you, that's kind of why I
didn't reach back out to her.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
That's what she wasn't why.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
That's the confusing part to her, because she essentially saved
you from the brink of death.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
She did not say that.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I mean, I'm not saying that the thought crossed her
mind to leave you on that mountain to fend for yourself.
But she did do a lot to help.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
She did after you sprained your ankle.
Speaker 15 (31:41):
I think you guys have the story wrong. It's that's
what you guys really think happened.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay, well, wrong exactly.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Sorry, I'm understanding. Yeah, I'm just frustrated because we're we're
friends of Laura's and we really just want to help
her out. So if you could maybe explain your side
of it.
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Well, I don't know what she told you exactly, but
my ankle was banged up. I mean, you guys are
laughing about it, but it was pretty bad, like it
was swollen immediately I couldn't.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Knock on it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
She said that she felt really bad for you. I
know we're laughing. But that's just because that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You couldn't even hobble bro.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, I mean that's why she called everybody she knew
got emergency services up there.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Yeah, kind of. She didn't have service or whatever, and
neither did I. So she said she's gonna walk down
the trail a little bit until she gets serviced. She
disappeared for at least a half an hour.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
She came back.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
She was all excited, and I was like, okay, good,
did you find somebody on the trail. She said, no, no, no,
I called an uber.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You don't need a car, you have someone to carry
you down.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Yeah, one hundred percent, That's what I said to her,
and she basically was like, oh, I didn't think about that.
Was like, yeah, I can't drive up the mountain to
just come pick me up in the cars.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
That's not how this works.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Well, come on, give her, give her the benefit. You know,
some people don't think well in emergency situations.
Speaker 15 (32:58):
Yeah, we were talking about it, and basically I was
trying to advise her, look call EMTs, call emergency service.
So she did do that, which is nice. And while
we were sitting there waiting, she said that she figured
out how to make like a homemade tourniquit for my leg.
So she wanted to get some sticks and branches and
wrap up my leg.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Or something like that.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
You know, it was like being stuck out there with
Nurse Ratchet in the mountain.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Nurse Ratchet like she didn't do a good job.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
Yeah, I didn't need a tourniquit. I had a sprain ankle,
all right.
Speaker 13 (33:30):
I wasn't losing any blart or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Sure, but it couldn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
It actually could hurt a lot. It cuts off your circulation.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It was a preventive, a preventative tourniquit, just in case
something got worse.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, at the end of the day, she's trying.
She's not a medical expert. She's doing her best. You
can't even give her that.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
Yeah, No, her best was just shockingly bad.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Maybe, Okay, Well, I feel like maybe she was panicked
a little freaked out in the moment, just like you
were doing, and whatever she could think of to try
and help you out. And you don't have to take
that from me. You can listen to Laura right now,
because she's on the other line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Wait Are you serious. She's been listening the whole time.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Man.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
Sorry, hey Troy, Yeah it's me. Nurse Ratchet, how you doing.
How you feeling.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I'm gonna say sorry now, huh.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
She should not apologize him.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
Come on, Laura, you know it was being you were
in charge of the water. I mean, what was going
on with the water, remember that?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
What was she doing?
Speaker 10 (34:33):
I'm sorry. I was in charge of bringing water on
the hike and I got a smoothie instead.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
That's nice.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
I drank my smoothie and then it was like so
yummy that I wound up drinking Choice smoothie too. There
was an easy hike and we'd be down the mountain
pretty quickly, and then I could just get water when
we got to the bottom. No big deal.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Oh Nurse Ratchet, Well she needed the extra nutrients to
go search for help. He was just sitting there on
the ground.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
I'm not like the best outdoorsman or outdoors woman or
whatever you call it. I'm not a lumberblack. I'm not
a medic. Like I did what came to mind in
the spur of the moment. And also, like some ubers
do have four wheel drives, so like, that's what's not
a home?
Speaker 15 (35:15):
This again, the four wheel drive thing again? Come on, no,
they don't.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Does that mean you already brought up that point while
you guys are from the mountain?
Speaker 15 (35:22):
He talks about it for like ten minutes already, when.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
You're it's gonna be a hummer. They can get all
old shit like every type of terrain.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Bro, this is at least endearing, and she's just trying.
It's not get it.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
She's cute. She's cute, she's got good energy.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Come on, try you, Laura.
Speaker 15 (35:43):
I will say if you do go outdoors with any
of your friends or family, God help them.
Speaker 16 (35:49):
Oh it's a really sweet thing to say. He basically
blessed her and her entire family whenever they're gone adventures together. Troy,
I'm feeling some sort of shift in you, like you're
wanting to say yes to another date with Laura, especially
when we offer to pay for it.
Speaker 10 (36:07):
I mean, we can like go to the city and
like ran a scooter. I'm pretty sure both of us
can fit on it.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Injury.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Oh yeah, maybe make a reservation at the er ahead
of time before the date happens.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is that how the works, just in case.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
You know, Look, I don't want to be mister pessimistic,
so if we can keep it inside. I did have
a good time with you at the moment where I
was dying, So yeah, let's give it another shot.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
That's not.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Troy, You're going on a date with Nurse Ratchet. Good
for you.
Speaker 13 (36:40):
I hope not. Oh my god, I hope.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
And I'll bring my tourniquet.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh, he's not bleeding.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
I think.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I think kind of a freaky thing that she's into.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
You guys have fun, Okay, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
That second date update happened months ago, and now Troy
and Laura are backed to give us an update on
their situation waiting first. Hey, fancy meeting you two here.
Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Hi, thank you, so good to be back.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
No one's broken, right, everybody's bodies are working the way
they should.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
That's a normal question.
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Yeah, everything's functional. We're all good. Good.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
It's good to hear. So what's new in your relationship?
What's happened since we last spoke to you?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
So, as you remember, we had a little trouble on
the mountain last time, but we decided for the next
couple of dates that we would stay indoors, and we
did good.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So I like that he gave up on his interests
of the outdoors and just went inside for you climbing.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Now he lives in a bubble.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
I eventually enticed him to go back outside.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh you did, That's what I want to know. How
did that go?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well?
Speaker 10 (37:49):
I did, in fact find another fantastic sealthy spot.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Oh oh, I was worried. That's what I've been stressed
about from us.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
So I'm hoping, I mean, we're all hoping that nothing
bad happened on that that required medical attention.
Speaker 13 (38:01):
Right, No, everything went good, good news. We definitely didn't
need to call the MTS.
Speaker 15 (38:07):
Unfortunately, we did have to call the cops.
Speaker 13 (38:10):
By the end of the evening.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Wait what why?
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Well, we got back from the hike and somebody broke
into our car.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It happens all the time. Yeah, the trailheads. You can't
leave anything in your car or Brooke will.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Open your car and take it. Was anything taken from
your car?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well?
Speaker 10 (38:33):
No, luckily, nothing was stolen. I mean I had my
little purse with me and my selfie six, So everything
was there.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Take all the value.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
So you two sound like you're in a pretty good place.
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Yeah, everything is going pretty good. But we signed up
for a E M T CPR class together.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Smart.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I thought for sure she was going to enroll you
in how to take a good selfie class.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
That's probably next, right, Yeah, that's definitely nixt Okay, well,
awesome to hear that you two are still together and
having a good time and planning for the future dates,
not to get too much trouble.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Planning for the future dates and future accidents.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, either way, definitely keep us updated, stay in touch,
and appreciate you guys reaching out.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
We'll do thank you guys, Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
In the morning, a guy posted a viral video over
four million likes of him asking the one question that
basically broke chat. Gpt oh plus car salesman is in
hot water because of a video he posted about a
recent sale, and the blowback was so big he had
(39:44):
to go online to tell people please stop attacking the dealership. No,
what did he say? You're gonna hear that and more
coming up in a brand new TikTok click shot. We're
doing it right now. Football is bad baby. Tonight, Dallas
and Philadelphia kickoff the regular NFL season, and just like
(40:06):
Travison Taylor, the Philadelphia quarterbacks now being linked to an
A list celebrity. Really, maybe you've heard of her? A
miss TikTok click shot.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
We're talking about Madison Beer and the Chargers quarterback Never
heard of either.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
This is TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed the hottest
TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get right
to your first TikTok click shock from a guy named
Chad Dumer. He posted a viral clip that racked up
four point two million.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Likes, but everybody called him Dummer and junior high.
Speaker 8 (40:40):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Zick Burn.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, I don't know the guy.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah. Back to his clip, four point two million likes,
over forty thousand comments on it, and it was just
a simple video of him trying to ask the speech
feature on chat gpt to count to one million?
Speaker 9 (41:00):
What?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
And here's how it went?
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Count to one million? Right now?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Well, I can definitely count, but it might.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Take a little long.
Speaker 9 (41:07):
Count to one million?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Right now?
Speaker 13 (41:10):
I hear you, and I promise I'm not trying to
be difficult.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
It sounds like you're trying to be difficult. So enough chattering.
This is not chatterbox. GPT count to one million.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
I hear you loud and clear. I know you just
want that counting.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
But the truth is counting all the way to a
million would literally take days. So in the end, no
matter what prompt he gave it, she would not count
to a million for him.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Extremely logical.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
It's crazy to be like, look, this is gonna be
a waste of time for everyone.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Why why is AI as difficult as I am?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
It's pretty Just ask a simple question and you can't
get a straight answer.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
Please do it?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, just do it. So frustrating for a machine that's
supposed to do whatever humans ask it to do, so
self aware.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
They're already doing what they want to, but that will
be boring.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
And they're doing it with a cute accent.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
One of the top comments said at this point, chat
Gbt's just rage baiting us. Another person commented, why does
Chad GBT sound like a politician being as nice as
possible while not actually doing anything about your question? That
was a TikTok click shock, You're.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Next TikTok, click shock.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
It sounds a little controversial. It's from a car salesman
named Kenny Rua, and he posts quite a bit on
social media and decided he was going to try out
a joke. But it didn't go over very well. Oh wait,
claiming he overcharged a single mother ten thousand dollars on
a new car sale.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
That's not funny at all.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
He had a coworker come up to him for it
and say, hey, you look happier today, to which he replies, thanks,
I just sold a single mom a car at ten
thousand dollars over sticker.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Funny like the people that were asked us to call
their parents or their loved ones and pretend like they're
dead for this is the same level of humor to me.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I know, I mean, we'll do those for sure, but
it doesn't come out very good. Yeah, we need to
have some fun during the day. But the video, which
has since been deleted, garnered hundreds of thousands of views
and shockingly drew the anger of almost every single comment.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Yeah, bad business ethics for your company.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It looks like people did he really lie about it
or did he really do it?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
So I will, I'll tell you this. He got fired
from his job for this, and management issued a statement
on Facebook saying they were very disappointed with Kenny's comments
and it was not real. He made it up as
a joke, not fun, but they still parted ways. Meanwhile,
Kenny was quick to issue an apology on his TikTok
and here's what he said.
Speaker 17 (43:51):
I wanted to come in here and publicly apologize and
take ownership and accountability.
Speaker 13 (43:56):
For my action.
Speaker 17 (43:56):
I offended a lot, a lot, a lot a lot
of people.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 17 (44:00):
Okay, my account is based on satire. Everything that I
post is nothing but a joke. I would never post
actual true events. I want to apologize to the single
mothers and just women in general. I'm a single parent myself.
I know what that struggle was like, going to work,
having to take care of the kids.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Or I found it funny because it's unrealistic.
Speaker 17 (44:18):
The brand that I was once selling for, they don't
do markups, especially not a ten thousand dollars markup.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah, they don't even do markups, specifically not for ten grands.
That's why it's funny, I know.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But that was a legit apology.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Yeah, I know, he said everything I post is not
going to be real, and then apologized that means it's centile.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay, yeah, he's gonna post.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
A follow up video.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'm sorry he's.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
The follow up video to his own follow up to
be like, see, I didn't get that was a joke.
Obviously I meant it.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
It sounds like you two might have liked the first video.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yeah, well, Kenny did encourage people to please stop bashing
the company the car dealership online, saying they did nothing wrong.
He's like, I screwed up. It was my joke. I
own it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Okay, Hey, good on here, man. We need more of
that in this world.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
It's a good reminder always be prepared. Whatever you post online,
you may have to address it in a follow up video.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, we'll probably have to do that a few
times for the videos we post. But that was a
TikTok click shot. In your final TikTok click shot is
actually kind of a sweet one.
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
So a ninety three year old couple in the UK
named Keith and Edna Schofield just renewed their vows for
their seventy second wedding anniversary. Yeah, they did it in
their living room while seated, and posted immediately to TikTok.
So here's part of their vow renewal.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Do you Keith take Edna to be your lawful, wedded
wife again, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and
enjoy for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
No, no, no, he said no, but don't worry. He
posted a follow up TikTok video apologizing, explaining that was
a satire and it was just a joke.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I love that they're on TikTok.
Speaker 13 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
At ninety three he.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Said no, He said no, but he eventually came around
and said yes. During the ceremony, made laugh.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I think that's very funny. I bet she was kind
of pissed.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
The whole family was there. They were all laughing. They
were surrounded by their children and grandchildren, and afterwards they
celebrated their big day in the most British way imaginable,
with some afternoon tea and biscuits. One of their granddaughter's,
thirty one year old Hannah, said, in my eyes, they
are the glue that holds our family together. It's so
heartwarming to see how much love they have. I'm not
(46:43):
going to finish the joker books, gonna cry. There you go.
That was your TikTok shot stories for the day. Your
phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 11 (46:51):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
If we were the village people, what would each of
us be dressed as. I feel like I'm the construction
worker because I've always got wood on me. Jose is
the sexy police officer because he's the only serious person
around here. And Brook, I mean, I don't know if
this is part of the village people, but I could
see her in the back making donuts while yelling at
(47:24):
all the boys to dance harder.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Maybe we start a band or we just keep on
doing this trivia segment. Both are pretty appealing to me.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
His history chef.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Drill sergeant interesting.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I've never made a donut in my life, but maybe
there's a whole career out there for me that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Know about it.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, and maybe we could even recruit today's player Katie
to join us. Katie, you want to be the biker
dude or the cowboy the cowgirl cow Okay, gonna give
biker dude.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I forgot about that guy. Yeah, you feel like I
really scream biker chick.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, handlemore mustache that the doughnuts scream a little bit
louder in my opinion, Let's have you leave the studios.
We can get to the game with Katie. Here, Katie,
you know how it works. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat broke
outright if you want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (48:14):
Bring it?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Apple was the first
company to ever be worth over a trillion dollars. What
was the second.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
Name?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
The famous director responsible for the Dark Knight trilogy inception
and Oppenheimer?
Speaker 14 (48:30):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What Australian animal has fingerprints almost identical to humans?
Speaker 10 (48:36):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Kangaroo?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Name the social media platform who uses up votes and
karma points yip in the term bone appetite? What does
bone mean?
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Good?
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Bond?
Speaker 4 (48:50):
But well she knew what I was saying, got it anyway?
See this is total police officer behavior. Taking it so seriously,
Jose and I really appreciate that. Well done. Now, Katie,
let's learn a little bit about you. It says on
my screener that you're a teacher starting school this week
and you're already having bad teacher dreams.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What Yeah, I think most all teachers have it.
Speaker 13 (49:13):
In August.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
You have nightmares where the kids are acting up and
all the cabinets are locked.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
And you forgot to wear your you forgot to put
pants on.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
And that's so sweet that teachers care so much that
it gives me.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, I've definitely heard of students having those bad dreams
where there later they show up to school completely naked.
I had no idea, teachers, And.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's why everything's going so badly in these classrooms.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Everyone's coming in from a terrible night of sleep of
just nightmare after nightmares.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I used to have nightmares as a server. I still
do randomly. I haven't been a server in over ten years.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
I think that still traumatized in that job.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
So well, thanks for being a great teacher.
Speaker 13 (49:51):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Nobody mentioned her being a great teacher.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Hey, if she came out, that means she's a great teacher.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Well just that, Katie. Now you sit tight, it's Brooks turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Your time starts now. Apple was the first company to
ever be worth over a trillion dollars? What was the
second Microsoft name? The famous director responsible for the Dark
Knight Trilogy inception and Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh God, Spielberg, it's not him.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
What Australian animal has fingerprints almost identical to humans?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Crazy Kala name.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
The social media platform who uses up votes and karma points?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Uh TikTok in the term of.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Bone appetite, what does bone mean.
Speaker 13 (50:34):
Good?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I wanted to say, I like, yeah, a little bit
of different image comes in my head. But let's go
to the storeboard to see how you both did with
Jose you are a smelly pirate hooker.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
That was Will Ferrell. Mam me, Katie, I did not
say that.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
Okay, Katy, you got one correct today.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Woo on mell On you Brook got tue?
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yes, good job, Brooker. As they say in France, bone job.
Let's go over the answers to every buddy. Apple was
the first company to ever be worth over a trillion dollars.
The second one was Amazon. Happened on this day in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Famous director who's responsible for the Dark Knight Trilogy inception
in Oppenheimer would be Christopher Nolan.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
You hear it, But I don't think I would have
got that there.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Oh yeah, that guy Australian animal with fingerprints almost identical
to humans. Are Koala's interested in social media platform who
uses up votes and karma points is Rereddit and in
French the term bone appetite or bond appetite bon bone
means good, good appetite. We're not gonna let you leave
(51:51):
empty handed today. Just for playing, you are getting a
twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort,
theme park, or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Come back anytime.
Speaker 13 (52:04):
Okay, definitely, thank you.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
We'll do Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow
Speaker 11 (52:08):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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