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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a good full show for you today. I
laughed a lot. Hey it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Yeah it is, and I love that. Just so you know,
Jose does laugh this much in life. Yeah too.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's not like forced or fake. There's no button.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I wish I asked them to install a button, but
they won't have to come to work.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, it's just natural, especially today because I love
the mass speaker. Today, I thought that her confession was hysterical. Yeah,
we got a true Confessions where we confess some things
about our own lives that are humiliating and just ended
up roasting. Jeff never disappointed in those segments. No, he doesn't.
He does it, so you are in for a real treat.
Before we get to the full show, though, we love
(00:41):
to highlight some of our great comments that are left
by our lovely listeners. What do you gotta like? Okay,
I'm not even lying. I pulled this one before. We
just talked about it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But make said, as a fellow cackler, Jose's laugh makes
me feel so Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, are you like me?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're like your whole live People made fun of you
for it, and now it's your career while maybe it's
not your career now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But well, you know, maybe it is, maybe it is.
You don't know, you don't you know. That's right, Hey,
keep leaving those comments no matter where you listen, and
please like, b like, and subscribe and share. We love it.
Thank you so much. Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
As Memorial Day weekend is nearing. I got a little
tingling in my body Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Well it tells me two things. One definitely need to
hit the pharmacy right after the show's over today. Two,
the fifth consecutive year of Brook and Jeffrey Summer Days
are happening in less than a month because we have
(01:40):
a tradition on this show of giving each other unique
creative challenges where we each have to complete them during
the summer months. We'll film the post the videos online
to minimal views on Brook and Jeffrey's socials, follow us
by the Way on YouTube, TikTok and to be, and
our technical director Ashton part anticipated last year volunteering himself
(02:04):
in tribute for one of Brooks challenges. What did he
do for you, Brooke? He ate something in your place?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He was so good to me and wow, and it
was like, I just can't even describe it in words.
I can't say it in.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Words what he did, heartwarming tea.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's just I'm just so bmed. I can't speak about
any of us.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Know, honestly, I don't know. She's just being coyed right now,
totally no. Yes, anyway, Ashton has already told our producer
that he wants to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Again because I've been faking him every day for that
one thing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
That memorable activity that he participated in. But this year,
Ashton threw out the idea of a live on air
adult circumcision.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So contrary to any rumors you may have seen online,
that is not happening. The idea was not approved, even
though he did bring in the child safe scissors that
he wanted us to use.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But sounds kind of dull.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I didn't know that. You were, just like, you know,
extra down there, bro.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, you he doesn't want to be but I feel
like Ashton will be a part of this in some way.
So texting to seven eighty five nine two, if you
have any dare ideas that you think somebody on this
show should do, could be any one of us text
them in and we might use it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
We already can't do a circumcision. You will completely rule
that out.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say almost all forms of circumcision are
not going to be a lot. He wanted it to
get sponsored, but anyway, let's move on. We're gonna give
to the shock collar question of the day with our
digital producer.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Man, it's been so long.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He was gone for like three days, I know, like
three years.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
But now he's back. His name's Jake. Let's dare happy.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
National Weight Staff Day. Thanks kids, kids, we're here. We're
talking about circumcision. That's National Weight Staff Day is where
we're supposed to thank our servers and waiters and baristas
and honor them for putting up with our ridiculous orders
in requests.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Please do them?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Can I get soup of the day dry with the
liquid on the side please.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
A lot of people in this room have worked in
the service industry.
Speaker 9 (04:34):
Look at Burger Haven he thank you, sorry, Burger Free Whatever,
Alexis and various coffee cartels, Jose at Subway and other
fine dining establishments. In the airport.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You should lead with the find in the airport.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
While Jeff has performed services in the bathrooms of all
three of those same That's why today, in honor of
National Weight Staff Day, going to play a special over
or under edition of.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Twenty of twenty over and unders the game I played
in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, this is all connecting.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
I have the results of a survey taken by thousands
of restaurant employees. You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll give you a stat from the survey. You just
have to tell me is the real answer over or
under over. We'll start with the woman who is over
being underestimated and said she'll buy me a coffee if
she gets the first question wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You said that off air.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You set it off Unia, I think I overheard it.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Number ten Alexis one thousand servers were pulled and asked
the question, have you ever eaten food off a customer's plate?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Would you say? The number is over or under?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Fifty percent?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Fifty so high? Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I've seen the busters do it when they take the
food away.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I've seen it too.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I've seen it happen at the table.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No, I sure they've all grabbed one of the fries
but fifty is so high.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm it's a big number. I'm gonna say under.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Alexis says under society.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Let's hope.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
No coffy for me. Thirty two percent of servers and
yes they need food off the customers. Brooke, ten is
off the board. How about a number from you?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Lucky seven seven Brook?
Speaker 9 (06:26):
A thousand servers were pulled and asked the question, have
you ever dated or hooked up with a cook? Would
you say the real number is over or under thirty percent?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A cook?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The cook at Berger Heaven was Bronco. He was like
my father. He was amazing. He told me that he
would buy me a nice car if I was ever
his daughter. Shout out to Bronco. The cooks are always
I though had no.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I mean not with you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And I'm gonna say it's under.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Under thirty percent, one under twenty five percent of ser
they've hooked up with a cook.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Ose, it's your turn.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Seven and ten are off the board.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let's go twelve.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Jose, your national weight staff day stat is this? Have
you ever come into work sicker? Hung over? Did they
answer that real number is over or under eight percent?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
For eighty Oh wow, Oh that's high number.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I was gonna say, I mean every server like, that's
what we would do. We would get off work, we
would all go as a group and get drinks together.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And spend all the money we just made, Yes, and
then we come home. I would still say over.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And the good thing was was that you would work
with the people too, so you could support each other's hangovers.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Like the community.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think it's higher Jake over.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Jose says more than eighty percent of service have comeing
to work sick or hungover. Yeah, Jeffrey, we're three for three.
Don't embarrass the group. Get this one right, seven, ten,
and twelve have been chosen four Jeffrey. Your weight staff
question is this, Have you ever finished a customer's alcoholic beverage?
(08:07):
Is that real number? Over under twenty percent?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The food is one thing, but the drink when the
person it should tell you have an issue.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, I mean if over eighty percent are coming in hungover,
it's not the best way to cure it is to
finish off somebody's alcoholic beverage that they're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do you work there, you just get it, you steal
it like you get your own.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I think to cure the hangovers.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
It's over twenty percent, Jeffrey says, over correct, it was
under Only six percent of people would admit to finishing
their customers alcoholic beverage. Jeffrey, the only one who got
one run is the loser of today's twenty of twenty.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That means I'm going to get shocked while singing Chicken
Fried by Zach Brown Band.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, see, this is what you get for spending too
much time in the back rooms at restaurants and not
enough time behind the scene.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I like my chicken beer on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
A commercial.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Char If you need someone to sit your next jingle,
I got you. That's your shot. Colling question of the day,
got your phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Remember that TLC show My Strange Addiction. Oh yeah, where
they'd follow a girl around who was addicted to like
sniffing gas station receipts, or a dude who couldn't stop
blending his socks into smoothies and drinking them.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I love that episode.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yes, well, one of our listeners says she has developed
a very bizarre addiction collecting one specific type of item,
and it all started accidentally from a date that she
went on three years ago. Oh man, now she cannot
stop doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is the underworst movies? Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
You're getting here.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
You'll find out a brand new mass speaker coming up
right now. You hear me confession, I can't take back
all arms. Mouse speaker text to seventy five nine two says,
whenever I use an emoji, I've noticed that I make
the actual face using my face and hold it while
(10:28):
I search for the right little picture.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I wonder invite you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That I've never done that.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh my god, I'm going to overanalyze my emoji.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, and justin you don't want to know what face
we make when the listeners are telling us their secrets.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Here on the speaker, I think you can imagine what
it sounds.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Smirky, aroused face. Maybe you'll never know, but we do
enjoy every juicy little second of your confessions. And I'm
sure it's going to be the same with today's listener,
who's chosen to go by the fake name Crystal today.
So Crystal, welcome to the Showy Crystal.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Can't tell from that one word what face you're making yet.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Okay, Okay, Well, the voice changer is on Crystal. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
So I hope people don't think that that total weirdo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh we like weirdo's. That's not a bad thing.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What do you got this weird?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Crystal?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Go weird on us.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
So basically this all started when I took a fork
home from a guy's place, accidentally a fork.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, we accidentally take a fork home.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Well after we went on a date, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, and you stayed the night. Is like it was
at his house, so you took it from Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
We had some takeout food if it was in my box.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh okay, that makes sense. You take your to go
box with you and you accidentally bring the fork along.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, I don't think that's a big crime that you
should feel really good.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
You don't think I'm a terrible person for this.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
I mean I'm not.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Men So a couple of months later, I was hanging
out with somebody else and I wound up with one
of his forks.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right, Now, was that on purpose or because that
little laugh sounds like he got him.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
That was not planned.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It was okay, what do you do.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
When you get up from a table? You get okay,
get my phone, my keys, the forks?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, what do you grab? Some cups in there?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Put everything in your pockets and they have two dudes forks.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
It truly was truly an accidental.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Okay, okay, you can be forgiven for that.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Now I have two forks from two different Menuh okay.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
So I was just like in my.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Kitchen and I was just like, huh this funny if
I got a full sick.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh oh okay, wait the gears started turning.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now it feels like you're forking people.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Oh so now that was three years ago. Okay, now
it became a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wait, every guy that you went on a date with,
you tried to take one of his forks.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
You know whatever. I would hang out with a new guy,
I would sneaky to his kitchen and I looked like
a fork or a spoon and a knight or something
that's slipping in my personal This is scary.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'm a foodie.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I have like lightsaber, chopsticks and some cool.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You're scared wading through my So I think I'm like,
she should go for her friends.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Not.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The guys houses like, shoot her stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We don't know, we don't have like silverware, like.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
No silver I think this is so funny.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
My silverware drawer is now made up of random exs.
Random guys are going on a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
With It's kind of like you set the table and
it's all love mementos.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
That's the funny think. People are like, oh my gosh,
we really like your eclectic.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Why does nothing match in your silverware drawer? It's kind
of fun.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I'm like, I've got forks and knives, spoons, I've got
solid tongue, you guy, that's valid.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Day one guy took you on a date, you got
a little oyster fork.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And the guys are probably like, oh yeah, she wants
to go back to my place. Little do they know
it's all part of her master plant to just grab
some cutlery.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I couldn't get into my bedroom, but I got her
into the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Most women like want to steal like sweatshirts from a guy,
but she's like, no, no, no, I want a soup spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This is much more logical, especially if it's one of
those silicods.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
There's this one where he was obsessed with Martha Stewart. Yeah,
so I stole his mini spoon and I'll sit around
and I'll eat my yogurt with it and I'll just
think of Martha.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Funny.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
This is so corport.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Wait are you in a relationship now?
Speaker 10 (14:44):
No, I'm out seeking.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, if you find a serious relationship, are you going
to have to give up your silverware set?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Or is that how he proposes with a gold force?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Do you keep it a secret?
Speaker 10 (14:56):
No, I've got to keep all Okay, the stories are
too funny.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
This one dude.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
I'll look at my spaghetti fork and things like that
and I'm like, oh, that was from the dude who
had pictures of wolf as his bed.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, okay, well impressive.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Have you ever gotten caught trying to steal silverware from
a guy before?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Oh yeah that was one time.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
One time.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was a grater, like one of those square ones
that kind of sit up real tall, and.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
I was like, oh, my gosh, I thought that was
my phone.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
I'm so drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It was my phone.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
I don't wonder my face is all torn up.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
You're mandolin to shipping nod some zucchinis potato.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's funny, is if this was me. I would tell
all of my girlfriends and we would have dinner. Everybody
do it? I mean it such good dinner party conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh you all steal a fork from different guys and
join up?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, and then it's fork stories.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The problem is the men can't get this idea into
it back.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, our stuff is better.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
We should make it a competition. Please get the best stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, Crystal, I mean good luck in your collection that
you're assembling for yourself. You're like little Mermaid.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But I hope you find make fourth that you need.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, that's hilarious. Text into seven eighty five nine too,
if you have a confession you've been holding on two
week and hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up
right after.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that
phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's
that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship
where one person has to be brave and say hey,
I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're
hoping praying the other person feels the same because like you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Feel like you're on the same page, but you don't
know that early.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, Well, today we call a guy who recently asked
that question to a woman he likes, and so far
it's been twenty four hours she has not responded. So
why is she waiting? Because it took that long for
us to set up this prank phone call? Oh my god,
game show style to see if he's really worthy in
(17:26):
your phone tab right now.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Hello, Hi, my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from the
service b DV. Good morning.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
What what is that?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I'm from b DV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a
third party service. We screen dates ahead of time for
safety and compatibility.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
What you've probably heard of us on TV. We're been
on TV.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
No, I've never heard of anything like this before.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Well, we're a real service and according to my notes,
you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Wait, how did you know that?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I know this because she's the one who hired us
and asked us to do a light character screening with you.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Is this for real? What is going on?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Very real? Of Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
First question, would you describe your texting style as a
clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic, or see just
memes until someone gives up.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
I have to choose between those three.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, it's a simple question.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Let's try again, all right, A clear and direct, B
confusing in chaotic or ce just means until.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Someone gives up. I mean I need an answer.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I mean I guess like a one. The first one
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, she's already been texting with you, so she actually
knows how you are.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
But it sounds like maybe you're not self aware.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I've sent a couple of memes, but it's too crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
There it is so in a relationship, you just send
a buttload of means until the other person gives up.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
And that's not bad. That's just you.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I disagree, anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or literally?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
I don't even know how to answer that.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, refuses to answer. Okay, Okay, we'll move on.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It's not that I didn't refuse to answer it. I
just don't know how to answer it. I'd emotionally key
a car, Like how do you answer that question directly?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Next question, do you currently own more than one samurai sort?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
No? No, I don't own more than one samurai so okay.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
So just one?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Then?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
What?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Just the one that you have and you cherish.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
I don't own any samurai sorts, but.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You have a Ninja star, don't you know what?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's move on on a scale of one to quote
still talks of the rex's mom. How over your last
relationship are you?
Speaker 8 (20:02):
What?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Do you talk? Where? Did what information?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's a simple question.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Question on a scale of one to still talks to
our ex'es mom.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
How over your last relationship are you?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Zero?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Amber did some digging.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Turns out you commented on one of your ex's Instagram
posts just last week.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
We're still friends.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I would hook up with X if she was down.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Definitely true? Write down.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Okay, I'm running out of time, So last question.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Are you the kind of person who likes to start
a difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or
do you prefer surprise emotional attacks?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look
bad either way. These questions are so intrusive.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it can be intrusive when
you only answered half the questions.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Questions are crap that's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag. But if
you've Benmoma Hunter Bucks, I can just mark you down
as mysterious and hot. So it's up to you not
a scam if you pay the money.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
I'm not paying ja, Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, the only other option I think would be to
do some type of radio prank phone call on you
on like a big national show, maybe Brig and Jeffrey
in the Morning. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Probably they'll do something stupid like this.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Hey, because this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Amber set you up.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
She said you asked her about being exclusive and she
hasn't answered you yet, so she set you up.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
And her answers yes, by the way.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You have a girlfriend officially, and Bro think of it
this way. Now that you guys are exclusive, you can
let her play with your samurai sword.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I knew you were hiding one.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I bet it's really long.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
I don't have a samurai.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I know you're other cutting cucumbers with them.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Now I want to buy one.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
A week of every morning was fum Taps weekday Morning twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I get a lot of hate from other people on
this show who are jealous that I went to private.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
School prow Yes, that's it, that's why.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And it's not fair. I mean, were my school uniforms
designed by Christian dior? Ah? Sure? Did my school cafeteria
have a full time somalier?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Obviously was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state,
no number one in the country. But hey, I suffered wyoming.
I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you
poor people did. And that's why today we're going to
level the playing field as we all share true stories
(23:00):
of our cringiest school memories in a special Game of
True Confessions School Edition. It's coming up right after this,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And right now,
kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours
to the end of the school years. Many of them
are going to be done in a cap and gown,
(23:22):
moving on from middle school to high school, high school
to college, college, back to mom's house forever.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Come on, babies, come money, But we make lifelong memories
during our school years. Some of them very positive moments
that we cherish forever. Others we chugged tequila, hoping to
forget them permanently.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
God, but they still make great stories.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
But today we're airing out all of our school yard
shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions
School Edition. If you aren't for familiar with this, each
member of the show has two envelopes in front of
them with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our
past during school. I'm because we all know what's true
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in our lives. But these could be from graduation night,
could be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser,
and one suggests most spoilers, there one statement that we
say is true. One is a made up live. Yeah,
so we'll pick one envelope, read the confession inside, and
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then the show only has thirty seconds to ask questions
and try to figure out if that's the true story
or is it the made up live Do we know
each other well enough?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I love the interrogation.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I know you do, Brook. Well, let's get started with Brooke.
Alexis which envelope should she open? First one or two?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
One?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Okay, all right, Brook, open envelope and read us your
true confession.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class
went on a camping trip. After I checked in, the
female counselor asked my sister, what's your brother's name?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And that's when I realized she was asking about me.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Do you swear on both of your children's lives that
this story is true?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I can't do that. I'm not gonna do that even
if it was true or not true. Job, bad question.
How long was your hair at the time. My mom
had convinced me to get a pixie cut and it
would be really cute. Big one.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
This picture of Brook I have seen her.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
From this era was Brook and Jeffery insta recently, and
you did look like a boy.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I think if you had already hooked up with that teacher.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yet in eighth grade, no one would kiss me. Okay,
really wanted to kiss everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Alexis, what do you think? Is that a true statement
or did she make.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
It up based off the photo I saw?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Get true?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I am confident it's true.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
We were all very confident that really happened to Brook.
Brook Is it true or not.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Very true?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.
It's your turn. Brook Which envelope should he open one?
Or two?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let's go too.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Go.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Let me finish.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead
of dancing.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
God, do you swear on both of brooks Children's statement
is true?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I do absolutely too, both of them.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hey did you have to audition for the job?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
No, maz come on, it's me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
What's the mascot?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We're tigers and I'm Tiger?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh my god? And your mom always thought that you
would be Tigger, like I know your mom was obsessed
with that.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
What was one school chance that you had to do?
Let's go tigers?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Literally, they were like, just no, dance, I have the energies.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Okay, I don't think it's true. I don't think Jose
had the commitment even to audition. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think it's true.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I think the flurry with the cheerleaders is true, but
not as a mascot.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is it true?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It is a lot?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
One of my teachers in suggested to me though, she'd
be like, you'd be perfect for our mascot, but I
was already JV on the football time.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us, we're in
the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,
where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our
school years, trying to figure out if they're true or
if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.
I think you should open envelope number one.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Okay, it's hard fake nails.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
We had a final track banquet my senior year. After
the awards and dinner, I went to drive home and
hit a car in the parking.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions
at this You got.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
You got time?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What kind of car were you driving? I had?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really
old and the trunk didn't close. Okay, did you report
the accident?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Broke?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Do you even stick around for the exit?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's been long enough.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I think I could say no, I did not report
the accident.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
How much damage? Like, did you lose a bumper or
was it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't really look, I just hear.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
How out of your mom, was you brother?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey, are.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Brooke?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
What do you think? Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Really, I'm know with Brook. I say it's false.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Old habits die hard. I say it's true.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He true guars.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Okay, so I'm Jose which envelope in my opening? Here?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Let's go number two?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Number two? Okay. My senior year highlight was being featured
as a tap dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly.
The non highlight was all the dudes on my soccer
team showed up to the performance and were like, what
the hell are you doing? You're the captain of the
soccer team.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Though jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.
Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible And
he's like, I was a team captain.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You guys can ask me a question instead of during
the thirty's.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
In the room.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
What position did you play in soccer?
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Center? Mid?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You were your striker.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
For you invited them to the show. You were your mom.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It was probably my mom, but they may have come
on their own accord.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, were embarrassed, Toy, proud of your performance.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I want this to be true.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Brooks says, true Jose.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
I'm gonna say fall Alexis.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I wanted to be true.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
No one actually believes it was I the star waiter
in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.
Of course that's true.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
And on your soccer team for not being more supportive.
I mean, obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're
good at tap soccer. So take that.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I could just see him prancing down a soccer fields.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Should suck it.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I don't know what other shameful stories that we have
to share, but there is one of mine left that
I hope I don't have to tell. We're gonna find
out as we do more True Confessions School.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Right after this, we're in the middle of True Confessions
School edition, going around the room trying to figure out
who's telling the truth, who's being a nasty little live mass.
The way that it works is we all have written
down confessions about embarrassing things we did back in our
school years. One confession is true, One's a made up lie.
(31:22):
Ready for a brand new round, starting fresh with two
brand new envelopes in front of us, two brand new confessions,
and it's Brooks turn again. Jose, choose which envelope she's
going to open? One or two?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Well, I guess I gotta go too.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, all right. I was a journalism major and at
the end of my senior year I had to give
a commencement speech to the class. Oh but I stayed
up all night and didn't prepare the next day with
hardly any notes. I gave the worst speech in the
schools one hundred and twenty year history.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
What was the speech about?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I basically said I love you all over and over again.
It was supposed to be you're graduating from college and
you just spend amount of money and how life will
be great for It's like it's Montana.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
You could have just like spitt in a cup.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And what were you doing the night before?
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I was a.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Director on our student documentary, so I was I was
trying to finish it because we all had that's not.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Drinking with it, boy?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah, okay o, j what do you think.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I just feel like Brooke is such a super woman.
She would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover,
fail that miserably on his big speech.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
So I'm gonna say it's false.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I know Brook's like such an over planner for stuff.
There's no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech.
It can't be true.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Really, See, I think Brooke will be like, I got
charity event tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oop's got to talk in five minutes.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
So I think it's true.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, yeah, Broke, is it true or not?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's true. It was a most mortified fifteen minutes of
my life. I never oh, it was so long. The
guy I was dating at the time I finally got
off the stage and he's like, whoa, Yeah, well that
was a speech.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It wasn't good. So to my professors, who are still
lovely people, I apologize picked the wrong person.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Jose, you're up, alexis which envelope is he going to open?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
One?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Or two?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
One?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
At one of our high school football games, I was
injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on
the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my
entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next
to my crush.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
They brand of cologne? Was it awkward?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Digio texting if you own a bottle of it?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Still?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't
a big deal for me to not be on the
sidelines with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well, what was your injury?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I tore my sacral iliac right back here in my hip. Yeah,
and to this day I still have issues with sacro iliac.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Why did I ask?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I pushed me down and I had back spasms for months.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Defastration.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for
the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.
That has to trus to be true.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I think that all that happened except for him leaving
the bench. I think you would be forced to sit
on the bench any good coach. I think it's false.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
It is true.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Yes, I got out of the game.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I told him I couldn't make it because I was
so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands and
I remember putting on myself and this girl would not
sit next to me, and I kept moving to her,
and eventually later her friends were like, dude, she said,
you smell really strong, and oh the coach.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Is like, so that turns out to be true too,
if you're just joining. We're in the middle of the game,
a True Confession school edition, going around sharing cringe worthy
stories from our school years, trying to figure out if
they are real, true stories or if they're just made up.
We're going to keep it going with Alexis's turn, I
(35:18):
think you choose envelope number one.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
If Alexis tore her sacro iliac, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
To be.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I had to sit out from running and I sat
with my crush.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
At the end of high school graduation, one of my
teachers came up to me and said he saw me
cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a
fist bump.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
What a fist book that's not only gonna How old
was the teacher?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I don't you think I know teachers a middle aged man.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
What class did they teach?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Ap World History?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
How did you cheat?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, it was AP class. How am I supposed to
by that on my own job? How did you want
at wait? How did you get into a P if
you were cheating. Wait a man that was in it.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Can't anybody get maybe.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
For the upper echelon, but maybe maybe in your school. Okay,
So is that true or is that false?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I know she's really proud of her cheating history. We've
talked about it multiple.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
School cheating, school cheating.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist
bump you. That'd be terrible. I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
I think this is true. I've read her Instagram captions
and I could tell she's taken a P. So I'm
going to say absolutely, it's true, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
It is true.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, here's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill
after there's the two story buildings.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
We look down and see me cheating.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Oh, wouldn't stop you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
You weren't even a very good about me.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
All Right, it's my turn, Brook which envelope in my
opening one or two to please let it.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Be the embarrassing thing. Jeff's embarrassing story is just.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Really the ones. Let's see. On graduation night after high school,
I went to my first house party ever, where I
drank vodka for the first time and attempted to ride
a donkey? Oh my god, is that?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Why did they have a donkey because he's rich? I
just thought that.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Why there was on a property that had a barn
and in the barn was a donkey.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Why were you never invited to a party before this? Yeah,
if you were the captain of the song.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in
my life. There was no time for me to be cool.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You were invited for a reason.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
How was the did you handle it? Life of the party?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
I was life of the party for the first time.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I've been drunk with Jeff and that's hard to believe. Yeah,
I feel like it was passed out at a corner somewhere.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Oh, it's really hurtful.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Before and you were you were the life of the party,
but for how long?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
And a good wish?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Everyone was focused on Jeff.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
So I'm gonna say this is not a roast, It
is a true confession segment. Alexis, I'm not even gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You go to a barn after any barns ever.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
After grad night, I went to my first house party
and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life
of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
It's true. It is true.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
With jeff Texas, let us know the barn Donkey party.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Okay segment John, that was true. Confession School edition.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, get jeff and vodka.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Now I'm gonna go cry. It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
What we expected that what he did.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
At the party?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
I was at breaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
A weird prank in Australia got over a million views
and it all started with a teenager who said, let's
mess with an old guy in the underwear section of
Cambo No Plus, a couple gets their entire wedding completely
for free, and it's all thanks to the groom's unique
lass name. You'll hear all of that and more coming
(39:13):
up in a brand.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
We're doing it right now. The only thing more soothing
than lying under a weighted blanket with a bottle of
Camomeal lotion while a noise machine makes whale sounds is
gently getting tickled behind the ears with.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Woo TikTok click Shock.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Why am I creeped out by bull.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
TikTok click Shock? We discuss the biggest TikTok videos from
the past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok
Click Shock, which is out of Australia from an account
called Boaters, basically run by a group of teens who
play pranks on people all throughout the country. They've only
got a handful of videos up, but the eatest one
(40:00):
went viral. It's called the Apple Pay prank.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh I've seen this and I hate this.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Okay, It's got over one point two million views on
this one and it happened inside of a kmart when
a teen filmed himself approaching an older man in the
underwear section of the store.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, you usually do.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Before asking him for the time on his phone, all right,
and the prank works like this. Once he pulls his
phone out to check the time, the teen reaches over
and pretends to tap the guy's phone with his phone okay,
while playing a recording of the Apple pay sound ding.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh, so it looks like.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It sounds and looks like you paid.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You know, it wouldn't work on me. I would think
I just got paid. Yeah, I got tipped for giving
you the time.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Let's hear how this one played out. Excuse me, do
you have a time on you buy a chunks?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
One city thank you.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
What are you doing there?
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I just needed to give your phone?
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Can we just give me that phone?
Speaker 12 (41:01):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Now I'm to explain went really well?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I repressed. I knows the Apple.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Sound obviously thought the kid was stealing money from his
Apple past somehow. But it was just a prank. So
the video ends before any resolution is made.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
So did the kid get beat up?
Speaker 5 (41:25):
That's what I assume happened, because no other videos have
been posted after this.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
There were he did take his phone away.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
There were thousands of comments though, keep in mind this
is Australia, so one person said, prank your mates, not strangers,
just trying to live their lives in peace. It seems
like the teens are going to be moving on to
a different prank called moaning in ears, so we might
be covering that one next week.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Here, I think I know what the audio is going
to sell.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, no spoilers. That's a TikTok click shock You're next.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
TikTok click shot is from.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
A Texas woman who's going viral after posting her reaction
to a money quote regarding her friend's upcoming wedding. MM okay,
so to give this context, and this is not coming
from me, it's from the girl who made the video.
Many young brides right now find their wedding vendors through
social media.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Who's popular? Who do other people love or are they great?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
You can see their work? Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
See their work.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yes. So the bride wanted her makeup to be a
big priority, okay, and she got a quote from a
person near Dallas who's very, very popular online, just to
see how much it would cost.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's always good to know what you're going to be
paying before you have someone.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Isn't everything expensive so much?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 12 (42:44):
My friend reached out to a well known makeup artist
just to see what the pricing would be. So her
typical day rate is twenty five thousand dollars starting out
each travel day.
Speaker 11 (42:55):
Guys, that's just travel.
Speaker 12 (42:58):
It gets worse glam for the wedding day. Fifty fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Right off the rip.
Speaker 12 (43:06):
We're spending one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars and
we haven't even gotten to like travel, accommodations or anything.
What the hotel has to be preproved, it has you
have to pay for the transportation for the makeup artists
and their assistant. That's just the base rate. This is
just so shocking to me for fucking makeup, Like, I
(43:26):
get it, but but you don't. Oh one hundred grand plus.
I'm sorry, I can't.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I will not be getting married.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh so that's one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Scam is this woman's running?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
That's what Kim Karnash only can afford that, and that
doesn't include paying for her travel costs or her logic.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Do you think that she just helps to get one client,
one sucking a year and she's like, eh, there's my salary. Yeah,
paying that.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
It's ridiculous for any normal situation, but for a wedding
it might be kind of reasonable. It's so reasonable. One
of the top comments said, make up like what you
wash off at the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, but come on, it's her moment.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I can't know what I had to pay like two
fifty for brides mad makeup before thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Some people are standing up for the makeup artist, saying
she's very, very popular and she gets paid that rate
all the time if.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It works for her, So to her fake own a
fake account comment on that video. I do not believe
anyone is paying.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
I mean, you make a good point.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
If just two billionaires can do this, she's making two
hundred and fifty k, Like, that's crazy, so stupid.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
I'm jealous something. So that was a TikTok click shot
in your final TikTok click shot is from another woman
in Texas named Olivia Morris. Her video went viral as
she made an impassioned plea to Dairy Queen asking if
they would cater her wedding.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
First, Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Now this is a wedding I.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Like, yes, and they quoted her twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Why did Dairy Queen pay attention compared to all the
other people who would want this to happen? Because the
groom's name was Bradley Blizzard. No, and she told the viewers,
I just realized that if Blizzard's gonna be my last name,
I need to fully lean in my dad.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
And the theme of her wedding is heart eats, cool treats.
Oh my god, and she could be queen. Oh she is.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
She asked DQ if they wanted to be a part
of it, and they responded back with two words, I do.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Did it happen?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Dairy Queen took over cute and a local news station
covered it. Here's how it went.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
The restaurant welcomed Bradley and Olivia for an engagement shoot,
then gave them Dairy Queen swag for their bachelor and
bachelorette park, and on their wedding day provided blizzards. Dairy
Queen and the Blizzards a perfect marriage.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That is so cute. I bet their pictures were so cute.
I want her mouth under the ice if he held
her upside down and see if she's fall out of
her dress.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
I wonder if they had the dip cones in the
During the wedding, it was instead of wedding cake, blizzards
were passed out to everybody on the dance floor. So
there you go. One wedding has a makeup artist for
one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. The other grim's
last name is Blizzard, so he gets his wedding for free.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
And that's why I want to go to Yeah, those
were your TikTok click shots stories.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
For the day.
Speaker 8 (46:33):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
On the phone with us right now is a woman
named Natasha who is the proud owner of the longest
losing streak ever. On this segment, zero wins and wow,
the guests says in the room for how many she
is lost.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
In a row?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Can I can't ask the first? I mean, how many
years ago was it that you started playing Natasha?
Speaker 6 (47:06):
Nine years ago?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Nine years ago?
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Many losses has she racked up twelve months?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's like eight I'm gonna go a thousand losses?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Close, seventeen losses?
Speaker 7 (47:22):
Guess one tie?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
So technically because Ty goes to the house, it's eighteen
straight losses.
Speaker 12 (47:30):
In there.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
He did it, doesn't say on my screener.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, we don't talk about that in day Natasha? Okay, yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Got to help her out.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Do you feel like you're getting better over time? Natasha?
Are you getting worse?
Speaker 6 (47:42):
I'm getting better at Louvi.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, make the questions easier.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Her story is one of persistence, you know, perseverance.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
And perseverance possible if she gets a win today. Let's
send Broke out of the studio and we can go
over the rules here. You got thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when you
could say past, you have to beat broke out right
if you want to win. You knew that done this
a lot. We believe in you. Your time starts now
on this day. In twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars
(48:10):
set the world record for most selfies taken in three
minutes past. The person being accused in a criminal case
is the defendant? What do you call the person doing
the accusing? In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up
with a new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of
what color red? What word describes the type of energy
(48:30):
we get from the sun. In literature, the main character
in the story is called what oh?
Speaker 8 (48:40):
I know that character is.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
The main character, the main character. You're not wrong. I
don't know if that's the answer that we were going for, though,
Natash Show, I mean, at this point you've been on
so much. We already know pretty much everything about you.
We know your grandparents' names, your blood type.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I mean, it's kind of Brook, Jeff and Natasha in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Basically. The one thing that I don't know is how
many partners.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Have you had? You with us?
Speaker 7 (49:17):
Pickleball?
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Pickleball partners because I'm assuming you play pickleball. It's really
popular right now?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
How many pickles?
Speaker 6 (49:23):
One?
Speaker 5 (49:23):
It's Brook, She's the only one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
We're going to say. Anything we talked about that.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Is coming out. Okay, you can trust.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Someone and Natasha turns on you.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Actually, I thought I couldn't expect that. I really like, yeah,
stop with all the hot pickle talk. Brook, it's your turn.
You're ready. Your time starts now on this day. In
twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars set the world record
for most selfies taken in three minutes?
Speaker 11 (49:57):
What actually?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Uh, Tom Cruise?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant?
What do you call the person doing the accusing the plaintiff?
In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up with a
new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of what color red?
What word describes the type of energy we get from
the sun?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
A solar?
Speaker 5 (50:18):
In literature, the main character in the story.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Is called what protagonist?
Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's it. We got all our answers in how will
Natasha fair today? Let's go to the scoreboard and find
out with Jose.
Speaker 7 (50:30):
Oh no, my landlord just texted me being too loud but.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Natasha, you got too correct. Today is today the day? Natasha?
Ye Ah, Well, you're right, Brook, you got full.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
The losing street continues for Natasha.
Speaker 8 (50:54):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
It is that much. And you're one of the best
losers is that we've ever had. You have such a
good spirit. Thanks for being on again. But let's go
over the answers for everybody on this day. In twenty fifteen,
the Rock set the new world record for most Selfi's
taken in three minutes. He did it while he was
doing the red carpet for the movie San Andreas.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Was it a goal of his or was it accident?
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant.
The person doing the accusing is called the plaintiff.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
Right that.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You watch enough Judge Judy and you learn that.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
And that's my favorite.
Speaker 12 (51:32):
Why Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
In nineteen ninety three, Creola came up with a new
color named Razmataz, a shade of red mixed with pink.
A five year old actually came up with it. Cool name.
The word that describes the type of energy you get
from the sun is solar energy, and in literature, the
main character in the story while it is yes, the
main character. The word you're looking for is the protagonist. Yeah, Natasha,
(52:00):
such a good time having you on. It wasn't enough
to beat Brooke, but just we're playing. We're gonna give
you a pair of tickets to see our very own
Jose Bolano Sinfraz live at the Emerald City Comedy Club
on June fourth.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh fun, Okay, we'll come make you after Natasha wipe
away your tears.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
Hey, Natasha, come back and play again soon. We're gonna
do Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
We got a good full show for you today. I
laughed a lot. Hey it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Yeah it is, and I love that. Just so you know,
Jose does laugh this much in life. Yeah too.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's not like forced or fake. There's no button.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I wish I asked them to install a button, but
they won't have to come to work.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, it's just natural, especially today because I love
the mass speaker. Today, I thought that her confession was hysterical. Yeah,
we got a true Confessions where we confess some things
about our own lives that are humiliating and just ended
up roasting. Jeff never disappointed in those segments. No, he doesn't.
He does it, so you are in for a real treat.
Before we get to the full show, though, we love
(00:41):
to highlight some of our great comments that are left
by our lovely listeners. What do you gotta like? Okay,
I'm not even lying. I pulled this one before. We
just talked about it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But make said, as a fellow cackler, Jose's laugh makes
me feel so Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, are you like me?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're like your whole live People made fun of you
for it, and now it's your career while maybe it's
not your career now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But well, you know, maybe it is, maybe it is.
You don't know, you don't you know. That's right, Hey,
keep leaving those comments no matter where you listen, and
please like, b like, and subscribe and share. We love it.
Thank you so much. Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
As Memorial Day weekend is nearing. I got a little
tingling in my body Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Well it tells me two things. One definitely need to
hit the pharmacy right after the show's over today. Two,
the fifth consecutive year of Brook and Jeffrey Summer Days
are happening in less than a month because we have
(01:40):
a tradition on this show of giving each other unique
creative challenges where we each have to complete them during
the summer months. We'll film the post the videos online
to minimal views on Brook and Jeffrey's socials, follow us
by the Way on YouTube, TikTok and to be, and
our technical director Ashton part anticipated last year volunteering himself
(02:04):
in tribute for one of Brooks challenges. What did he
do for you, Brooke? He ate something in your place?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He was so good to me and wow, and it
was like, I just can't even describe it in words.
I can't say it in.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Words what he did, heartwarming tea.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's just I'm just so bmed. I can't speak about
any of us.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Know, honestly, I don't know. She's just being coyed right now,
totally no. Yes, anyway, Ashton has already told our producer
that he wants to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Again because I've been faking him every day for that
one thing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
That memorable activity that he participated in. But this year,
Ashton threw out the idea of a live on air
adult circumcision.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So contrary to any rumors you may have seen online,
that is not happening. The idea was not approved, even
though he did bring in the child safe scissors that
he wanted us to use.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But sounds kind of dull.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I didn't know that. You were, just like, you know,
extra down there, bro.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, you he doesn't want to be but I feel
like Ashton will be a part of this in some way.
So texting to seven eighty five nine two, if you
have any dare ideas that you think somebody on this
show should do, could be any one of us text
them in and we might use it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
We already can't do a circumcision. You will completely rule
that out.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say almost all forms of circumcision are
not going to be a lot. He wanted it to
get sponsored, but anyway, let's move on. We're gonna give
to the shock collar question of the day with our
digital producer.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Man, it's been so long.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He was gone for like three days, I know, like
three years.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
But now he's back. His name's Jake. Let's dare happy.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
National Weight Staff Day. Thanks kids, kids, we're here. We're
talking about circumcision. That's National Weight Staff Day is where
we're supposed to thank our servers and waiters and baristas
and honor them for putting up with our ridiculous orders
in requests.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Please do them?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Can I get soup of the day dry with the
liquid on the side please.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
A lot of people in this room have worked in
the service industry.
Speaker 9 (04:34):
Look at Burger Haven he thank you, sorry, Burger Free Whatever,
Alexis and various coffee cartels, Jose at Subway and other
fine dining establishments. In the airport.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You should lead with the find in the airport.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
While Jeff has performed services in the bathrooms of all
three of those same That's why today, in honor of
National Weight Staff Day, going to play a special over
or under edition of.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Twenty of twenty over and unders the game I played
in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, this is all connecting.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
I have the results of a survey taken by thousands
of restaurant employees. You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll give you a stat from the survey. You just
have to tell me is the real answer over or
under over. We'll start with the woman who is over
being underestimated and said she'll buy me a coffee if
she gets the first question wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You said that off air.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You set it off Unia, I think I overheard it.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Number ten Alexis one thousand servers were pulled and asked
the question, have you ever eaten food off a customer's plate?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Would you say? The number is over or under?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Fifty percent?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Fifty so high? Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I've seen the busters do it when they take the
food away.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I've seen it too.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I've seen it happen at the table.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No, I sure they've all grabbed one of the fries
but fifty is so high.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm it's a big number. I'm gonna say under.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Alexis says under society.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Let's hope.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
No coffy for me. Thirty two percent of servers and
yes they need food off the customers. Brooke, ten is
off the board. How about a number from you?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Lucky seven seven Brook?
Speaker 9 (06:26):
A thousand servers were pulled and asked the question, have
you ever dated or hooked up with a cook? Would
you say the real number is over or under thirty percent?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A cook?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The cook at Berger Heaven was Bronco. He was like
my father. He was amazing. He told me that he
would buy me a nice car if I was ever
his daughter. Shout out to Bronco. The cooks are always
I though had no.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I mean not with you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And I'm gonna say it's under.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Under thirty percent, one under twenty five percent of ser
they've hooked up with a cook.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Ose, it's your turn.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Seven and ten are off the board.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let's go twelve.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Jose, your national weight staff day stat is this? Have
you ever come into work sicker? Hung over? Did they
answer that real number is over or under eight percent?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
For eighty Oh wow, Oh that's high number.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I was gonna say, I mean every server like, that's
what we would do. We would get off work, we
would all go as a group and get drinks together.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And spend all the money we just made, Yes, and
then we come home. I would still say over.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And the good thing was was that you would work
with the people too, so you could support each other's hangovers.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Like the community.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think it's higher Jake over.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Jose says more than eighty percent of service have comeing
to work sick or hungover. Yeah, Jeffrey, we're three for three.
Don't embarrass the group. Get this one right, seven, ten,
and twelve have been chosen four Jeffrey. Your weight staff
question is this, Have you ever finished a customer's alcoholic beverage?
(08:07):
Is that real number? Over under twenty percent?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The food is one thing, but the drink when the
person it should tell you have an issue.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, I mean if over eighty percent are coming in hungover,
it's not the best way to cure it is to
finish off somebody's alcoholic beverage that they're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do you work there, you just get it, you steal
it like you get your own.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I think to cure the hangovers.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
It's over twenty percent, Jeffrey says, over correct, it was
under Only six percent of people would admit to finishing
their customers alcoholic beverage. Jeffrey, the only one who got
one run is the loser of today's twenty of twenty.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That means I'm going to get shocked while singing Chicken
Fried by Zach Brown Band.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, see, this is what you get for spending too
much time in the back rooms at restaurants and not
enough time behind the scene.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I like my chicken beer on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
A commercial.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Char If you need someone to sit your next jingle,
I got you. That's your shot. Colling question of the day,
got your phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Remember that TLC show My Strange Addiction. Oh yeah, where
they'd follow a girl around who was addicted to like
sniffing gas station receipts, or a dude who couldn't stop
blending his socks into smoothies and drinking them.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I love that episode.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yes, well, one of our listeners says she has developed
a very bizarre addiction collecting one specific type of item,
and it all started accidentally from a date that she
went on three years ago. Oh man, now she cannot
stop doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is the underworst movies? Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
You're getting here.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
You'll find out a brand new mass speaker coming up
right now. You hear me confession, I can't take back
all arms. Mouse speaker text to seventy five nine two says,
whenever I use an emoji, I've noticed that I make
the actual face using my face and hold it while
(10:28):
I search for the right little picture.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I wonder invite you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That I've never done that.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh my god, I'm going to overanalyze my emoji.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, and justin you don't want to know what face
we make when the listeners are telling us their secrets.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Here on the speaker, I think you can imagine what
it sounds.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Smirky, aroused face. Maybe you'll never know, but we do
enjoy every juicy little second of your confessions. And I'm
sure it's going to be the same with today's listener,
who's chosen to go by the fake name Crystal today.
So Crystal, welcome to the Showy Crystal.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Can't tell from that one word what face you're making yet.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Okay, Okay, Well, the voice changer is on Crystal. You
are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
So I hope people don't think that that total weirdo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh we like weirdo's. That's not a bad thing.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What do you got this weird?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Crystal?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Go weird on us.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
So basically this all started when I took a fork
home from a guy's place, accidentally a fork.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, we accidentally take a fork home.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Well after we went on a date, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, and you stayed the night. Is like it was
at his house, so you took it from Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
We had some takeout food if it was in my box.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh okay, that makes sense. You take your to go
box with you and you accidentally bring the fork along.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, I don't think that's a big crime that you
should feel really good.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
You don't think I'm a terrible person for this.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
I mean I'm not.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Men So a couple of months later, I was hanging
out with somebody else and I wound up with one
of his forks.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right, Now, was that on purpose or because that
little laugh sounds like he got him.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
That was not planned.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It was okay, what do you do.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
When you get up from a table? You get okay,
get my phone, my keys, the forks?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, what do you grab? Some cups in there?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Put everything in your pockets and they have two dudes forks.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
It truly was truly an accidental.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Okay, okay, you can be forgiven for that.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Now I have two forks from two different Menuh okay.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
So I was just like in my.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Kitchen and I was just like, huh this funny if
I got a full sick.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh oh okay, wait the gears started turning.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now it feels like you're forking people.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Oh so now that was three years ago. Okay, now
it became a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wait, every guy that you went on a date with,
you tried to take one of his forks.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
You know whatever. I would hang out with a new guy,
I would sneaky to his kitchen and I looked like
a fork or a spoon and a knight or something
that's slipping in my personal This is scary.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'm a foodie.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I have like lightsaber, chopsticks and some cool.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You're scared wading through my So I think I'm like,
she should go for her friends.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Not.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The guys houses like, shoot her stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We don't know, we don't have like silverware, like.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
No silver I think this is so funny.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
My silverware drawer is now made up of random exs.
Random guys are going on a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
With It's kind of like you set the table and
it's all love mementos.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
That's the funny think. People are like, oh my gosh,
we really like your eclectic.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Why does nothing match in your silverware drawer? It's kind
of fun.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I'm like, I've got forks and knives, spoons, I've got
solid tongue, you guy, that's valid.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Day one guy took you on a date, you got
a little oyster fork.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And the guys are probably like, oh yeah, she wants
to go back to my place. Little do they know
it's all part of her master plant to just grab
some cutlery.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I couldn't get into my bedroom, but I got her
into the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Most women like want to steal like sweatshirts from a guy,
but she's like, no, no, no, I want a soup spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This is much more logical, especially if it's one of
those silicods.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
There's this one where he was obsessed with Martha Stewart. Yeah,
so I stole his mini spoon and I'll sit around
and I'll eat my yogurt with it and I'll just
think of Martha.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Funny.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
This is so corport.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Wait are you in a relationship now?
Speaker 10 (14:44):
No, I'm out seeking.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, if you find a serious relationship, are you going
to have to give up your silverware set?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Or is that how he proposes with a gold force?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Do you keep it a secret?
Speaker 10 (14:56):
No, I've got to keep all Okay, the stories are
too funny.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
This one dude.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
I'll look at my spaghetti fork and things like that
and I'm like, oh, that was from the dude who
had pictures of wolf as his bed.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, okay, well impressive.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Have you ever gotten caught trying to steal silverware from
a guy before?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Oh yeah that was one time.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
One time.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was a grater, like one of those square ones
that kind of sit up real tall, and.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
I was like, oh, my gosh, I thought that was
my phone.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
I'm so drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It was my phone.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
I don't wonder my face is all torn up.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
You're mandolin to shipping nod some zucchinis potato.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's funny, is if this was me. I would tell
all of my girlfriends and we would have dinner. Everybody
do it? I mean it such good dinner party conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh you all steal a fork from different guys and
join up?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, and then it's fork stories.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The problem is the men can't get this idea into
it back.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, our stuff is better.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
We should make it a competition. Please get the best stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, Crystal, I mean good luck in your collection that
you're assembling for yourself. You're like little Mermaid.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But I hope you find make fourth that you need.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, that's hilarious. Text into seven eighty five nine too,
if you have a confession you've been holding on two
week and hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up
right after.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that
phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's
that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship
where one person has to be brave and say hey,
I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're
hoping praying the other person feels the same because like you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Feel like you're on the same page, but you don't
know that early.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, Well, today we call a guy who recently asked
that question to a woman he likes, and so far
it's been twenty four hours she has not responded. So
why is she waiting? Because it took that long for
us to set up this prank phone call? Oh my god,
game show style to see if he's really worthy in
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your phone tab right now.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Hello, Hi, my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from the
service b DV. Good morning.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
What what is that?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I'm from b DV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a
third party service. We screen dates ahead of time for
safety and compatibility.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
What you've probably heard of us on TV. We're been
on TV.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
No, I've never heard of anything like this before.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Well, we're a real service and according to my notes,
you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Wait, how did you know that?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I know this because she's the one who hired us
and asked us to do a light character screening with you.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Is this for real? What is going on?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Very real? Of Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
First question, would you describe your texting style as a
clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic, or see just
memes until someone gives up.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
I have to choose between those three.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, it's a simple question.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Let's try again, all right, A clear and direct, B
confusing in chaotic or ce just means until.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Someone gives up. I mean I need an answer.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I mean I guess like a one. The first one
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, she's already been texting with you, so she actually
knows how you are.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
But it sounds like maybe you're not self aware.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I've sent a couple of memes, but it's too crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
There it is so in a relationship, you just send
a buttload of means until the other person gives up.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
And that's not bad. That's just you.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I disagree, anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or literally?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
I don't even know how to answer that.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, refuses to answer. Okay, Okay, we'll move on.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It's not that I didn't refuse to answer it. I
just don't know how to answer it. I'd emotionally key
a car, Like how do you answer that question directly?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Next question, do you currently own more than one samurai sort?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
No? No, I don't own more than one samurai so okay.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
So just one?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Then?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
What?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Just the one that you have and you cherish.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
I don't own any samurai sorts, but.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You have a Ninja star, don't you know what?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's move on on a scale of one to quote
still talks of the rex's mom. How over your last
relationship are you?
Speaker 8 (20:02):
What?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Do you talk? Where? Did what information?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's a simple question.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Question on a scale of one to still talks to
our ex'es mom.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
How over your last relationship are you?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Zero?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Amber did some digging.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Turns out you commented on one of your ex's Instagram
posts just last week.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
We're still friends.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I would hook up with X if she was down.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Definitely true? Write down.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Okay, I'm running out of time, So last question.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Are you the kind of person who likes to start
a difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or
do you prefer surprise emotional attacks?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look
bad either way. These questions are so intrusive.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it can be intrusive when
you only answered half the questions.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Questions are crap that's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag. But if
you've Benmoma Hunter Bucks, I can just mark you down
as mysterious and hot. So it's up to you not
a scam if you pay the money.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
I'm not paying ja, Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, the only other option I think would be to
do some type of radio prank phone call on you
on like a big national show, maybe Brig and Jeffrey
in the Morning. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Probably they'll do something stupid like this.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Hey, because this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Amber set you up.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
She said you asked her about being exclusive and she
hasn't answered you yet, so she set you up.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
And her answers yes, by the way.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You have a girlfriend officially, and Bro think of it
this way. Now that you guys are exclusive, you can
let her play with your samurai sword.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I knew you were hiding one.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I bet it's really long.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
I don't have a samurai.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I know you're other cutting cucumbers with them.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Now I want to buy one.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
A week of every morning was fum Taps weekday Morning twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I get a lot of hate from other people on
this show who are jealous that I went to private.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
School prow Yes, that's it, that's why.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And it's not fair. I mean, were my school uniforms
designed by Christian dior? Ah? Sure? Did my school cafeteria
have a full time somalier?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Obviously was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state,
no number one in the country. But hey, I suffered wyoming.
I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you
poor people did. And that's why today we're going to
level the playing field as we all share true stories
(23:00):
of our cringiest school memories in a special Game of
True Confessions School Edition. It's coming up right after this,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And right now,
kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours
to the end of the school years. Many of them
are going to be done in a cap and gown,
(23:22):
moving on from middle school to high school, high school
to college, college, back to mom's house forever.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Come on, babies, come money, But we make lifelong memories
during our school years. Some of them very positive moments
that we cherish forever. Others we chugged tequila, hoping to
forget them permanently.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
God, but they still make great stories.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
But today we're airing out all of our school yard
shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions
School Edition. If you aren't for familiar with this, each
member of the show has two envelopes in front of
them with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our
past during school. I'm because we all know what's true
(24:13):
in our lives. But these could be from graduation night,
could be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser,
and one suggests most spoilers, there one statement that we
say is true. One is a made up live. Yeah,
so we'll pick one envelope, read the confession inside, and
(24:35):
then the show only has thirty seconds to ask questions
and try to figure out if that's the true story
or is it the made up live Do we know
each other well enough?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I love the interrogation.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I know you do, Brook. Well, let's get started with Brooke.
Alexis which envelope should she open? First one or two?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
One?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Okay, all right, Brook, open envelope and read us your
true confession.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class
went on a camping trip. After I checked in, the
female counselor asked my sister, what's your brother's name?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And that's when I realized she was asking about me.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Do you swear on both of your children's lives that
this story is true?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I can't do that. I'm not gonna do that even
if it was true or not true. Job, bad question.
How long was your hair at the time. My mom
had convinced me to get a pixie cut and it
would be really cute. Big one.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
This picture of Brook I have seen her.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
From this era was Brook and Jeffery insta recently, and
you did look like a boy.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I think if you had already hooked up with that teacher.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yet in eighth grade, no one would kiss me. Okay,
really wanted to kiss everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Alexis, what do you think? Is that a true statement
or did she make.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
It up based off the photo I saw?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Get true?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I am confident it's true.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
We were all very confident that really happened to Brook.
Brook Is it true or not.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Very true?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.
It's your turn. Brook Which envelope should he open one?
Or two?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let's go too.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Go.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Let me finish.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead
of dancing.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
God, do you swear on both of brooks Children's statement
is true?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I do absolutely too, both of them.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hey did you have to audition for the job?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
No, maz come on, it's me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
What's the mascot?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We're tigers and I'm Tiger?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh my god? And your mom always thought that you
would be Tigger, like I know your mom was obsessed
with that.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
What was one school chance that you had to do?
Let's go tigers?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Literally, they were like, just no, dance, I have the energies.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Okay, I don't think it's true. I don't think Jose
had the commitment even to audition. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think it's true.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I think the flurry with the cheerleaders is true, but
not as a mascot.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is it true?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It is a lot?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
One of my teachers in suggested to me though, she'd
be like, you'd be perfect for our mascot, but I
was already JV on the football time.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us, we're in
the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,
where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our
school years, trying to figure out if they're true or
if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.
I think you should open envelope number one.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Okay, it's hard fake nails.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
We had a final track banquet my senior year. After
the awards and dinner, I went to drive home and
hit a car in the parking.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions
at this You got.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
You got time?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What kind of car were you driving? I had?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really
old and the trunk didn't close. Okay, did you report
the accident?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Broke?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Do you even stick around for the exit?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's been long enough.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I think I could say no, I did not report
the accident.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
How much damage? Like, did you lose a bumper or
was it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't really look, I just hear.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
How out of your mom, was you brother?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey, are.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Brooke?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
What do you think? Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Really, I'm know with Brook. I say it's false.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Old habits die hard. I say it's true.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He true guars.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Okay, so I'm Jose which envelope in my opening? Here?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Let's go number two?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Number two? Okay. My senior year highlight was being featured
as a tap dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly.
The non highlight was all the dudes on my soccer
team showed up to the performance and were like, what
the hell are you doing? You're the captain of the
soccer team.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Though jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.
Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible And
he's like, I was a team captain.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You guys can ask me a question instead of during
the thirty's.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
In the room.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
What position did you play in soccer?
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Center? Mid?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You were your striker.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
For you invited them to the show. You were your mom.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It was probably my mom, but they may have come
on their own accord.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, were embarrassed, Toy, proud of your performance.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I want this to be true.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Brooks says, true Jose.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
I'm gonna say fall Alexis.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I wanted to be true.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
No one actually believes it was I the star waiter
in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.
Of course that's true.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
And on your soccer team for not being more supportive.
I mean, obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're
good at tap soccer. So take that.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I could just see him prancing down a soccer fields.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Should suck it.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I don't know what other shameful stories that we have
to share, but there is one of mine left that
I hope I don't have to tell. We're gonna find
out as we do more True Confessions School.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Right after this, we're in the middle of True Confessions
School edition, going around the room trying to figure out
who's telling the truth, who's being a nasty little live mass.
The way that it works is we all have written
down confessions about embarrassing things we did back in our
school years. One confession is true, One's a made up lie.
(31:22):
Ready for a brand new round, starting fresh with two
brand new envelopes in front of us, two brand new confessions,
and it's Brooks turn again. Jose, choose which envelope she's
going to open? One or two?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Well, I guess I gotta go too.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, all right. I was a journalism major and at
the end of my senior year I had to give
a commencement speech to the class. Oh but I stayed
up all night and didn't prepare the next day with
hardly any notes. I gave the worst speech in the
schools one hundred and twenty year history.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
What was the speech about?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I basically said I love you all over and over again.
It was supposed to be you're graduating from college and
you just spend amount of money and how life will
be great for It's like it's Montana.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
You could have just like spitt in a cup.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And what were you doing the night before?
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I was a.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Director on our student documentary, so I was I was
trying to finish it because we all had that's not.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Drinking with it, boy?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah, okay o, j what do you think.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I just feel like Brooke is such a super woman.
She would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover,
fail that miserably on his big speech.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
So I'm gonna say it's false.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I know Brook's like such an over planner for stuff.
There's no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech.
It can't be true.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Really, See, I think Brooke will be like, I got
charity event tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oop's got to talk in five minutes.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
So I think it's true.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, yeah, Broke, is it true or not?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's true. It was a most mortified fifteen minutes of
my life. I never oh, it was so long. The
guy I was dating at the time I finally got
off the stage and he's like, whoa, Yeah, well that
was a speech.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It wasn't good. So to my professors, who are still
lovely people, I apologize picked the wrong person.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Jose, you're up, alexis which envelope is he going to open?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
One?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Or two?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
One?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
At one of our high school football games, I was
injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on
the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my
entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next
to my crush.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
They brand of cologne? Was it awkward?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Digio texting if you own a bottle of it?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Still?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't
a big deal for me to not be on the
sidelines with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well, what was your injury?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I tore my sacral iliac right back here in my hip. Yeah,
and to this day I still have issues with sacro iliac.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Why did I ask?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I pushed me down and I had back spasms for months.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Defastration.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for
the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.
That has to trus to be true.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I think that all that happened except for him leaving
the bench. I think you would be forced to sit
on the bench any good coach. I think it's false.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
It is true.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Yes, I got out of the game.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I told him I couldn't make it because I was
so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands and
I remember putting on myself and this girl would not
sit next to me, and I kept moving to her,
and eventually later her friends were like, dude, she said,
you smell really strong, and oh the coach.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Is like, so that turns out to be true too,
if you're just joining. We're in the middle of the game,
a True Confession school edition, going around sharing cringe worthy
stories from our school years, trying to figure out if
they are real, true stories or if they're just made up.
We're going to keep it going with Alexis's turn, I
(35:18):
think you choose envelope number one.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
If Alexis tore her sacro iliac, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
To be.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I had to sit out from running and I sat
with my crush.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
At the end of high school graduation, one of my
teachers came up to me and said he saw me
cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a
fist bump.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
What a fist book that's not only gonna How old
was the teacher?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I don't you think I know teachers a middle aged man.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
What class did they teach?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Ap World History?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
How did you cheat?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, it was AP class. How am I supposed to
by that on my own job? How did you want
at wait? How did you get into a P if
you were cheating. Wait a man that was in it.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Can't anybody get maybe.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
For the upper echelon, but maybe maybe in your school. Okay,
So is that true or is that false?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I know she's really proud of her cheating history. We've
talked about it multiple.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
School cheating, school cheating.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist
bump you. That'd be terrible. I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
I think this is true. I've read her Instagram captions
and I could tell she's taken a P. So I'm
going to say absolutely, it's true, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
It is true.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, here's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill
after there's the two story buildings.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
We look down and see me cheating.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Oh, wouldn't stop you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
You weren't even a very good about me.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
All Right, it's my turn, Brook which envelope in my
opening one or two to please let it.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Be the embarrassing thing. Jeff's embarrassing story is just.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Really the ones. Let's see. On graduation night after high school,
I went to my first house party ever, where I
drank vodka for the first time and attempted to ride
a donkey? Oh my god, is that?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Why did they have a donkey because he's rich? I
just thought that.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Why there was on a property that had a barn
and in the barn was a donkey.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Why were you never invited to a party before this? Yeah,
if you were the captain of the song.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in
my life. There was no time for me to be cool.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You were invited for a reason.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
How was the did you handle it? Life of the party?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
I was life of the party for the first time.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I've been drunk with Jeff and that's hard to believe. Yeah,
I feel like it was passed out at a corner somewhere.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Oh, it's really hurtful.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Before and you were you were the life of the party,
but for how long?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
And a good wish?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Everyone was focused on Jeff.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
So I'm gonna say this is not a roast, It
is a true confession segment. Alexis, I'm not even gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You go to a barn after any barns ever.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
After grad night, I went to my first house party
and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life
of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
It's true. It is true.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
With jeff Texas, let us know the barn Donkey party.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Okay segment John, that was true. Confession School edition.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, get jeff and vodka.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Now I'm gonna go cry. It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
What we expected that what he did.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
At the party?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
I was at breaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
A weird prank in Australia got over a million views
and it all started with a teenager who said, let's
mess with an old guy in the underwear section of
Cambo No Plus, a couple gets their entire wedding completely
for free, and it's all thanks to the groom's unique
lass name. You'll hear all of that and more coming
(39:13):
up in a brand.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
We're doing it right now. The only thing more soothing
than lying under a weighted blanket with a bottle of
Camomeal lotion while a noise machine makes whale sounds is
gently getting tickled behind the ears with.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Woo TikTok click Shock.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Why am I creeped out by bull.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
TikTok click Shock? We discuss the biggest TikTok videos from
the past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok
Click Shock, which is out of Australia from an account
called Boaters, basically run by a group of teens who
play pranks on people all throughout the country. They've only
got a handful of videos up, but the eatest one
(40:00):
went viral. It's called the Apple Pay prank.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh I've seen this and I hate this.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Okay, It's got over one point two million views on
this one and it happened inside of a kmart when
a teen filmed himself approaching an older man in the
underwear section of the store.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, you usually do.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Before asking him for the time on his phone, all right,
and the prank works like this. Once he pulls his
phone out to check the time, the teen reaches over
and pretends to tap the guy's phone with his phone okay,
while playing a recording of the Apple pay sound ding.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh, so it looks like.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It sounds and looks like you paid.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You know, it wouldn't work on me. I would think
I just got paid. Yeah, I got tipped for giving
you the time.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Let's hear how this one played out. Excuse me, do
you have a time on you buy a chunks?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
One city thank you.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
What are you doing there?
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I just needed to give your phone?
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Can we just give me that phone?
Speaker 12 (41:01):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Now I'm to explain went really well?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I repressed. I knows the Apple.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Sound obviously thought the kid was stealing money from his
Apple past somehow. But it was just a prank. So
the video ends before any resolution is made.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
So did the kid get beat up?
Speaker 5 (41:25):
That's what I assume happened, because no other videos have
been posted after this.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
There were he did take his phone away.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
There were thousands of comments though, keep in mind this
is Australia, so one person said, prank your mates, not strangers,
just trying to live their lives in peace. It seems
like the teens are going to be moving on to
a different prank called moaning in ears, so we might
be covering that one next week.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Here, I think I know what the audio is going
to sell.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, no spoilers. That's a TikTok click shock You're next.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
TikTok click shot is from.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
A Texas woman who's going viral after posting her reaction
to a money quote regarding her friend's upcoming wedding. MM okay,
so to give this context, and this is not coming
from me, it's from the girl who made the video.
Many young brides right now find their wedding vendors through
social media.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Who's popular? Who do other people love or are they great?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
You can see their work? Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
See their work.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yes. So the bride wanted her makeup to be a
big priority, okay, and she got a quote from a
person near Dallas who's very, very popular online, just to
see how much it would cost.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's always good to know what you're going to be
paying before you have someone.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Isn't everything expensive so much?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 12 (42:44):
My friend reached out to a well known makeup artist
just to see what the pricing would be. So her
typical day rate is twenty five thousand dollars starting out
each travel day.
Speaker 11 (42:55):
Guys, that's just travel.
Speaker 12 (42:58):
It gets worse glam for the wedding day. Fifty fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Right off the rip.
Speaker 12 (43:06):
We're spending one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars and
we haven't even gotten to like travel, accommodations or anything.
What the hotel has to be preproved, it has you
have to pay for the transportation for the makeup artists
and their assistant. That's just the base rate. This is
just so shocking to me for fucking makeup, Like, I
(43:26):
get it, but but you don't. Oh one hundred grand plus.
I'm sorry, I can't.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I will not be getting married.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh so that's one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Scam is this woman's running?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
That's what Kim Karnash only can afford that, and that
doesn't include paying for her travel costs or her logic.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Do you think that she just helps to get one client,
one sucking a year and she's like, eh, there's my salary. Yeah,
paying that.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
It's ridiculous for any normal situation, but for a wedding
it might be kind of reasonable. It's so reasonable. One
of the top comments said, make up like what you
wash off at the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, but come on, it's her moment.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I can't know what I had to pay like two
fifty for brides mad makeup before thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Some people are standing up for the makeup artist, saying
she's very, very popular and she gets paid that rate
all the time if.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It works for her, So to her fake own a
fake account comment on that video. I do not believe
anyone is paying.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
I mean, you make a good point.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
If just two billionaires can do this, she's making two
hundred and fifty k, Like, that's crazy, so stupid.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
I'm jealous something. So that was a TikTok click shot
in your final TikTok click shot is from another woman
in Texas named Olivia Morris. Her video went viral as
she made an impassioned plea to Dairy Queen asking if
they would cater her wedding.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
First, Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Now this is a wedding I.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Like, yes, and they quoted her twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Why did Dairy Queen pay attention compared to all the
other people who would want this to happen? Because the
groom's name was Bradley Blizzard. No, and she told the viewers,
I just realized that if Blizzard's gonna be my last name,
I need to fully lean in my dad.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
And the theme of her wedding is heart eats, cool treats.
Oh my god, and she could be queen. Oh she is.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
She asked DQ if they wanted to be a part
of it, and they responded back with two words, I do.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Did it happen?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Dairy Queen took over cute and a local news station
covered it. Here's how it went.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
The restaurant welcomed Bradley and Olivia for an engagement shoot,
then gave them Dairy Queen swag for their bachelor and
bachelorette park, and on their wedding day provided blizzards. Dairy
Queen and the Blizzards a perfect marriage.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That is so cute. I bet their pictures were so cute.
I want her mouth under the ice if he held
her upside down and see if she's fall out of
her dress.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
I wonder if they had the dip cones in the
During the wedding, it was instead of wedding cake, blizzards
were passed out to everybody on the dance floor. So
there you go. One wedding has a makeup artist for
one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. The other grim's
last name is Blizzard, so he gets his wedding for free.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
And that's why I want to go to Yeah, those
were your TikTok click shots stories.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
For the day.
Speaker 8 (46:33):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
On the phone with us right now is a woman
named Natasha who is the proud owner of the longest
losing streak ever. On this segment, zero wins and wow,
the guests says in the room for how many she
is lost.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
In a row?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Can I can't ask the first? I mean, how many
years ago was it that you started playing Natasha?
Speaker 6 (47:06):
Nine years ago?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Nine years ago?
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Many losses has she racked up twelve months?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's like eight I'm gonna go a thousand losses?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Close, seventeen losses?
Speaker 7 (47:22):
Guess one tie?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
So technically because Ty goes to the house, it's eighteen
straight losses.
Speaker 12 (47:30):
In there.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
He did it, doesn't say on my screener.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, we don't talk about that in day Natasha? Okay, yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Got to help her out.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Do you feel like you're getting better over time? Natasha?
Are you getting worse?
Speaker 6 (47:42):
I'm getting better at Louvi.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, make the questions easier.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Her story is one of persistence, you know, perseverance.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
And perseverance possible if she gets a win today. Let's
send Broke out of the studio and we can go
over the rules here. You got thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when you
could say past, you have to beat broke out right
if you want to win. You knew that done this
a lot. We believe in you. Your time starts now
on this day. In twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars
(48:10):
set the world record for most selfies taken in three
minutes past. The person being accused in a criminal case
is the defendant? What do you call the person doing
the accusing? In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up
with a new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of
what color red? What word describes the type of energy
(48:30):
we get from the sun. In literature, the main character
in the story is called what oh?
Speaker 8 (48:40):
I know that character is.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
The main character, the main character. You're not wrong. I
don't know if that's the answer that we were going for, though,
Natash Show, I mean, at this point you've been on
so much. We already know pretty much everything about you.
We know your grandparents' names, your blood type.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I mean, it's kind of Brook, Jeff and Natasha in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Basically. The one thing that I don't know is how
many partners.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Have you had? You with us?
Speaker 7 (49:17):
Pickleball?
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Pickleball partners because I'm assuming you play pickleball. It's really
popular right now?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
How many pickles?
Speaker 6 (49:23):
One?
Speaker 5 (49:23):
It's Brook, She's the only one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
We're going to say. Anything we talked about that.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Is coming out. Okay, you can trust.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Someone and Natasha turns on you.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Actually, I thought I couldn't expect that. I really like, yeah,
stop with all the hot pickle talk. Brook, it's your turn.
You're ready. Your time starts now on this day. In
twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars set the world record
for most selfies taken in three minutes?
Speaker 11 (49:57):
What actually?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Uh, Tom Cruise?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant?
What do you call the person doing the accusing the plaintiff?
In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up with a
new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of what color red?
What word describes the type of energy we get from
the sun?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
A solar?
Speaker 5 (50:18):
In literature, the main character in the story.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Is called what protagonist?
Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's it. We got all our answers in how will
Natasha fair today? Let's go to the scoreboard and find
out with Jose.
Speaker 7 (50:30):
Oh no, my landlord just texted me being too loud but.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Natasha, you got too correct. Today is today the day? Natasha?
Ye Ah, Well, you're right, Brook, you got full.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
The losing street continues for Natasha.
Speaker 8 (50:54):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
It is that much. And you're one of the best
losers is that we've ever had. You have such a
good spirit. Thanks for being on again. But let's go
over the answers for everybody on this day. In twenty fifteen,
the Rock set the new world record for most Selfi's
taken in three minutes. He did it while he was
doing the red carpet for the movie San Andreas.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Was it a goal of his or was it accident?
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant.
The person doing the accusing is called the plaintiff.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
Right that.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You watch enough Judge Judy and you learn that.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
And that's my favorite.
Speaker 12 (51:32):
Why Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
In nineteen ninety three, Creola came up with a new
color named Razmataz, a shade of red mixed with pink.
A five year old actually came up with it. Cool name.
The word that describes the type of energy you get
from the sun is solar energy, and in literature, the
main character in the story while it is yes, the
main character. The word you're looking for is the protagonist. Yeah, Natasha,
(52:00):
such a good time having you on. It wasn't enough
to beat Brooke, but just we're playing. We're gonna give
you a pair of tickets to see our very own
Jose Bolano Sinfraz live at the Emerald City Comedy Club
on June fourth.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh fun, Okay, we'll come make you after Natasha wipe
away your tears.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
Hey, Natasha, come back and play again soon. We're gonna
do Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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