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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the full show. It's Brooking Jeffrey in
the Morning. And if you listened to yesterday's show, apparently
you're still in a trance.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, Jeff tried to, you know, hypnotize some listeners in
the shop Callar yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
To convince that he was getting more handsome.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, yes, I was reading the YouTube comments and I
was like, why are so many people saying.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Jeff looks so handsome today?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
And then I'm like, oh, yeah, Jeff, you know, well, hypnotize.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Them it, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And what's funny is it still continuing because his brand
new song of the week is I think the best
one he's done here.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, the Dochy parody, And of course it's up. You
can watch it on YouTube right now. And all the
comments right now are Jeff gets more and more handsome
every day, get extracute today?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
It worked.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
He's actually a hypnotist.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, I guess you could decide how attractive he is
right now. Yeah, there we go. Let's start this full show.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
I know you're probably in your car right now thinking
what has Mexico given to us in the last one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Years everything.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
In the morning. I mean, like for kids birthday parties.
I love Mexico coronas, for adults to survive kids birthday parties,
keep going, Jo. You know what, it's our time to
give back because starting early next year, for the first

(01:29):
time ever, in Mexico City, we're giving the Mexican people
a little restaurant called Cheap Potely Stop it. Really, I
know what you're thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
I know you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
I understand you guys are thinking they don't deserve it.
They don't the gualk is too good. But technically we
do get the avocados from Mexico to make the guacs.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I guess Chip is trying to go underneath the
tariffs and just like, well, we'll just keep it here.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Well, let's go to the source.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, this is not the first time that we've tried
something like this, because back in nineteen ninety two, Taco
Bell tried to expand south of the border.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
And didn't it famously fail.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
It closed almost instantly. Yes, but let's remember this isn't
some cheap seventeen cent faum Mexican taco. This is an
all American fourteen dollars burrito. With five dollars extra for
a tiny spoon of guaha. Yeah, the American style.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Mexico City is like a mecca for foodies. It is
like one of the most food like cities.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
In the world.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Now that there's Chipotle there, it finally deserves that.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
And I'm gonna fly to Mexico to food reviews out of.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Chipot That's a great idea, Jose. I have a feeling
that they are going to welcome it with open arms.
I'm just like when we opened a Burger King in Agraba.
So you are welcome, Mexico. And for all you Chipotle fans,
book a trip to Mexico City with Jose to check
it out. Now it's going.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
From the NordWest.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Love it.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Now, let's move on, get to the shack Allar question
of the day with our own faux Mexican digital producer
Jake Jake Yo Kiero Los question can extra guac?

Speaker 8 (03:18):
Back in the year nineteen oh one, New York wasn't
just about bagels and Broadway and rampant VD. It also
became the first US state to require all automobiles to
have a license plate.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
They're the ones that did it to us exactly so.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
You could track which cab driver gave you that darned VD.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
What are you doing in the cab?

Speaker 8 (03:39):
But what other famous inventions and products originally came from
the Empire State. You'll have to tell me during a
special New York or No York edition tenty of twenty.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Yeah, he's fo Mexican too, so let's give him a break.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
USA number one. I'll tell you about iconic product, invention,
or cultural trend that may have been created in America's
eleventh state. You just have to tell me is it
New York or No York.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I like the answers. It's funny.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
We'll start with the woman who's banned from one part
of New York because she once posted she was in
Long Island rather than on Long Island.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
At ten, Number.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Ten, Alexis, your big Apple creation is yellow cabs? Is
that New York or No York?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
WHOA, Well, you just gave us the whole cab set
up with the license plate.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
But yellow cabs.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I will say, I was shocked.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I was just in New York City and I couldn't
believe how many yellow cabs there still are, you know,
because everything's moved to like app app.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Driver's share app stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It is still full.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I took a cab recently because our boss told me
it was cheaper than Uber to the airport. It cost
me fifty dollars more than my Uber. It's terrible. So
I've never taken a cab. Probably I'm gonna say it's
New York.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Ja Alexis says yellow cabs started in New York. Oh,
that's no New York. They originated in Chicago in the
early nineteen hundreds, but in nineteen sixty seven, New York
City said all cabs have to be painted yellow so
you can see that are legit cabs and not.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Like, so they could see if they have legit cabs. Like,
couldn't anybody just paint their card?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Could?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Probably they could.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Entrepreneurship is wonderful, brook Your big Apple creation is bagels
with schmear? Is that New York.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
York bagels are?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Where do they even originate from?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Is it from Jewish culture?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I'll never tell.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Helper. Your dog is named Bagel and you're Jewish York question.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
That's enough hints. I think already.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Smear me. I'm gonna go away.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
It's a Brooks dating profile.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm gonna say New.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
York, Brook says, New York, New York. Well, bagels originated
in Poland, but the smear cream cheese became iconic in
New York City.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like America. A cheese to anything.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Exactly was a your big Apple creation? Is Joe Pesci
that New York or Now York?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Was?

Speaker 8 (06:30):
He born and raised in New York?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
So I think of New York.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
I think of Joe Pesci, you know, like before the
Statue of Liberty should be the Statue of Liberty with
his hair on fire from home alone instead of in
his hand.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
But what I'm standing he is the direction.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
But what if he was like from Iowa and he
moved to New York become an actor, and he's like, Okay,
how do I make it?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
What do I do?

Speaker 8 (07:02):
If we brought down Joe Pesci?

Speaker 10 (07:03):
Just now, I think I'm about to bring down Joe
the non New York In passion, I'm gonna say nah.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
He says he's not from New York, right, He's from
New Jersey. It's kind of like New York. It's like
New York because who shows up on invited.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
New Jersey fits for him.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Jeffrey, it's your turn five, eight, and ten are off
the board.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Give me number two.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Your empire state creation is hip hop music? Is that
New York or New York?

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Oh Man?

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Did hip hop begin in New York?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I don't know the answer.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
I feel like this is a whole debate, like there's
a whole rivalry. It's where it's like, is it East
Coast or did it start in the West Coast? And
they're all battling over where it originally comes from.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I don't think it's where it started.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I think it's who did it best is the battle.
It would be hard to imagine it not being a
New York thing like the.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Bronx, just because Brooks said that I'm gonna go it's
No York.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Jeffrey says, No York, that's New York. It was born
in a block party in the Bronx in the nineteen seventies. Allegedly,
DJ Cool Hurt started isolating the breakbeats of Funk Records,
creating the foundation of what would become hip hop.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's so cool, jes like we started in my frad
is a cappella choired private school.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
We're down to Brook and Jose as our finalist. Brook
for the win. Your big Apple creation is hot dog carts.
Is that New York or No York journey?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Water Dogs absolutely New York, which.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Says new York, that's now York. The concept started at
the Saint Louis World's Fair in nineteen oh four, quickly
found its way to Coney Island afterwards.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hot Dogs in Saint Louis.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Jose you saw through Joe Pesci your Today's Winter Up
twenty Jose.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Gets to choose who gets shocked while singing New York,
New York by Frank Sinatra. Who's it going to be?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Have to nominate you? And I would like you to
wrap it.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Because I'm doing the Frank Sinatra Satday. Stop spreading the news.
You're leaving today. We got to New York. That's your
shock collar question of the day. We got your phone
TAUP coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Everyone's crazy about protein these days.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, seriously, as a deep voice.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Coming through Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But if
you check social media, it's filled with tips and tricks
on how to pack your diet with more protein. This
is a new one, though, kind of a unique trend.
That's happening where people are now snacking on large wedges
of parmesan cheese.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Straight up.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Parmesan is meant for a yeah, you be a partner,
No sliver of it.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
No, that was how it used to be, but now
it's changing because parmesan is known to be a high
protein cheese with more than ten grams of protein per ounce,
but it's so dry salty.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
They're just picking up like a triangle and.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Just like when you think about it, you probably imagine
grading it over your spaghetti or something like that. But
not anymore. People are skipping it, just buying the blocks
straight from the grocery store, popping it in their purse
or glove compartment, and snacking on it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I feel like, why just do a block, go for
the whole wheel.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
You can afford it. Yeah. In one TikTok, a woman
is sitting in her car unwrapping a full wedge of
parmesan and she says, I'm over protein bars, switching to
full blocks of parmesan from beer on out and just
bites off a giant block of it.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I hope that's post workout.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That'd be like, I feel like you have to like
wash it down with some marinara sauce.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
You know, the question is is it actually healthy? Experts
say parmesan is a solid source of protein, but it's
not great for binge snacking.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I would assume it's high and saturated.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Fat and fat and sodium. Plus. If you pair it
with working out, researchers say, your sweat is going to
start to smell what.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Cheese boys back on the treadmill again.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
That would make you more attractive in the gym, wouldn't
it after the gym smells like parmesan?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Then bo, do you see brie and hot yoga today? No,
not the girl brie, the guy that smells like a
giant block of bricks.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, right next to gorganzol.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
So that's the latest trend in protein. Laser stories coming
up right after this, it's the radio segment that's helping
make your nights hotter and your morning's more comfortable with
the new Siracha Sleep Number bed, adjust your mattress from

(12:15):
maximum comfort and crank up the heat with a built
in siracha dispenser for the wildest dreams of your life
in your mouth. Snooze with the rooster. Thanks to laser stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other pillow lickers just don't. This first laser story

(12:36):
is out of the Place, where it's ninety degrees raining
sideways and someone's grilling hot dogs. In a hurricane Florida,
a thirty three year old USPS worker named Caitlin Dye
was on her normal route delivering mail and packages when
a bystander witnessed her going the wrong way down a road.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
That's not good and then maybe she's tired and it's
a long day. Ye gone the wrong way before.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Then, as the person got closer to her vehicle, they
saw Caitlyn throw a bunch of plastic cups out the
window and then make a U turn and drive on
someone's lawn. Nobody got tempting. The officer showed up and
pulled Caitlyn over. According to deputies, she appeared confused and disoriented,

(13:23):
and then she failed a field sobriety test.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
She missed some medication or anything, Now.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
What was the deal? Caitlyn admitted she'd been invited into
a house party on her route, and when she went
in and drank a few shots of vodka.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
Is it's like a day.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Party, because who gets their mail delivered at night? They're
going hard in that neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah, I must have been a block party. She knows
probably wasn't the best decision, but she didn't want to
be rude to the organizers because they were all encouraging
her to get wasted.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
And if you're the fun mail person, yeah, honestly.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
She was taken to jail and charged with DUI.

Speaker 10 (14:11):
I feel like there's also like a firefighter and a
policeman in there too, like all kinds of occupation.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
His next laser story is out of Toronto. A thirty
eight year old woman named Julia Lebau and her boyfriend
took their four kids to a Toronto Raptors game, and
when they came home via Uber, it was late and
her youngest child had fallen asleep in the third row
of the car.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh so sweet.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
So as they got to the house, Julie and her
boyfriend discussed how they were going to unload everyone and
get all their stuffy so she ushered all the first
three kids into the house while her boyfriend grabbed all
the car seats and winter coats.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Honestly, you have to have some sort of engineering degree
to figure out how to get four kids in the
Neta cars.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's just how it is.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
There's got to be a game, yes, yes, But then
when Julia went to retrieve her last child, the car
was unfortunately gone.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
With the kid.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Yeah. Frantic, she called Uber to get them to track
down the driver, but they said they couldn't do that
because of privacy reasons.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Kid down my child, like you left your cell phone
in the car.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
So she called the police. Okay, authorities then called Uber
to ask the same question, and we're told, yeah, sorry,
you've got to fill out a form for that.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
We got a twelve child in the car form.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, find your missing child twelve pages.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Initial.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Luckily, officers were able to track down the little girl
about an hour and a half later.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh my god, that's a long time.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Did it without the company's help. The driver had no
idea the sleeping child was in the back seat. She
was completely safe and returned home.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh thank god, I burned.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Do you think that driver was so mad? He's like, lady,
I don't want your kids?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Did you not pick anybody else up? For an hour
and a half.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
With the random kid in the vackseat.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
If it's a third row.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah, they they would just assume that it's the driver's kid.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
As for the Uber, Julia says, they offered them a
ten dollars credit.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
For their next rid service.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah, a generous, generous apology. God gold star for Uber today.
This next laser short is out of kids corners, not
forgotten kids. It's no secret that young children love the
show Cocoa Melon. However, with its bright colors, loud music,
and fast paced action.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Wait a minute, that's what it's about. That sounds kind
of good.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I've actually never seen it. I got my kids didn't
watch it.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
It's all like music and like dancing. Maybe I know,
it's like popular. It's like Bob Bob Black Sheep and
you know, all the all the popular.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Songs, but animated.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bridges all that stuff, the songs from the eighteen hundreds
that were all about pandemics and stuff.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
You know, around the road, but now with like fun
three D characters. Really cool. But the question is is
it bad for the children. Some parents are starting to
think so, and even a few influencers are comparing it
to crack for kids.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Crack is Whack the a sixty year real quick, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
They say it's overstimulating and leads to negative behaviors. Oh interesting,
especially when parents try to turn it off. One mother
says she doesn't allow her kids to watch Coco Melon
at all. Quote it's too fast paced, it's too aggressive,
and I don't like how big their eyes are. Another
influencer says she feels like overstimulation is playing into their

(17:41):
short attention span that kids already have did.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I could totally see that, just because.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
There's some shows that my kids are total a holes
after they watch it, and I'm like, oh, well, that
one's off the list.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
As for the company that produces the show, they say, quote,
we dedicate substantial resources to ensure all of our content
is as enriching as it is entertaining.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I see they're not about money, Jeff. They're about education.
I'm sure that that is what it is.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Wells, two year olds can decide for themselves what they
can watch. Stop being helicopter parents. They're basically grumps.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
He's like, I'm switching back and forth from the.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
News mom, Mommy, can I watch Silence of the Lamb? Yeah,
that's like Mary had a little Lamb Educational.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
This next laser story is out of trend Town, a
new reports out and it's trying to make digital spring
cleaning a thing.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It sounds like a lot less work than the actual
spring cleaning that needs to be done in my house.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
You know, it's actually much more horrible, you know, deleting
old emails, clearing out unused files on your computers that
are just taking up random space, and even dealing with
data build up.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Well, I mean, honestly, organizing your photos is a really
good idea, I'm.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Sorry, on your computer.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah yeah, so you could go back and find stuff someday,
you know, like just saying I'm not.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Very organized, so that something would never think to do.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
If it sounds less than fun to do this, You're
not alone. Fifty nine percent of people would rather wash
dishes than face their digital files. Twenty three percent would
rather get their annual physical that includes a complimentary probing.

Speaker 11 (19:25):
Yeah, babe, I feel like you asked for that job.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yea every time?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
How is that also in their files?

Speaker 7 (19:30):
As long as it's on the house. And finally, seventeen
percent would rather eat raw liver and onions than spend
one day deleting old emails.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
I mean at least saw it a little bit. Yeah,
you know raw.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
So it looks like cleaning up your digital space is
not something people are pumped to do like this guy.
Oh yeah, because he's still running Windows ninety five that
makes sense, and trying to delete three thousand compromising screenshots.
That operating system is even slower than he did. Some
means Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.

(20:02):
We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brook.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Operating a TV without a remote, changing a car tire,
dialing a rotary phone without accidentally calling nine to one one.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
What is going on?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
We're counting down the things that leave boomers baffled and
gen Z shrugging or at least typing in the shrug
emoji ya because a list is going viral right now
of the top simple things that Generation Z has absolutely
no idea how to do, We're going to tell you
coming up right after this generational squabbling is fun. It

(20:45):
happens on this show all the time. It's a Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. But older folks love complaining
about how kids these days won't be able to function
like back in Brooks time when you had to call
your mother to pick you what from typewriter class on
your beeper class?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
It was a pager A and I did not have
a typewriter class.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
You would know the best. But on the flip side,
younger generations are whining about how boomers aren't able to
function in the modern age either.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
Yeah, it's really bad.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
And the reason I bring this up is because a
popular publication just put out a list of common skills
that boomers are shocked gen zers don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh it's the other way, Okay, okay, Oh I thought
we were shaming boomers.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
For the next couple of minutes, now.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Boomers shaman gen z. We're gonna ask Alexis about some
of these to see how true they really are. Let's
start with how to read Roman numerals.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh god, it's so tricky.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
Let's give Alexis a test. What does x x V
stand for?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, no?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Two five?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
No, twenty to two media?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Really, yeah, twenty you're way too far.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
It's twenty five?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeahs ten, five.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Hundred.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Apparently no generations know how to do numerals.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Where do you learn that the super exactly that the
only time.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's the most important event of the entire year. The
next one we've actually talked about a few times on
the show. Gen Z doesn't know how to write incursive
because they just don't teach it in class anymore.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Right, Alexis, Yeah, I could do my name barely. You
guys have seen my signature.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
My kids are learning cursive in class. It's not required,
but they do learn it. But the only time I
use it is the one time of year I sign
a check yeah is in cursive.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
That's about it.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
What about next? How to drive a stick shift?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I can barely drive my car.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's that's it feels so good to drive a stick shift.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I haven't driven one in years. It is so fun.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
When you balance that clutch.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, I'm sure I could wing it.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Can you imagine Alexis on a hill?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I think we.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Definitely have a summer challenge video in now to get
to Alexis.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Now, if I can borrow your car?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Driving a parking lot?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
My god, No, that's how my dad tropted me to drive.
He dropped me off in the middle of a city
and said, all right, see at home.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
And I like.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
In the bad part of town.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Not even Yeah, it was actually I was buying a
car from a pawn shop.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
No story.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, were you kidnapped?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
As I said, well, why can't I drive your truck?
He's like it's also stick and I'm like, here we go.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
The day Brook learned how to drive a stick and
turn a trick.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yes, pretty cool stuff going on at then we're.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Talking about a list that's going viral of the top
things boomers can't believe gen Z does not know how
to do. So far, Alexis is confirming for three on
these What about this one? How to use a manual
can opener.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh, I can do it. They're hard, so I can
do it, and you passing?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, the Google I did one of.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Those about how to write a check. Most gen z
ors don't know how to write a check.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, I mean I could probably fill.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
It out, dude, the numbers.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, she'd be really good at how to bounce a check.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
There you go. You know she couldn't sign the check
because she has an occursive Yeah, I can kind of do.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
My name remember, Oh yeah, I got it.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
And also how to do basic handyman skills like changing
a light fixture, do you know how to do that?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
What's a fixture?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
A fixture?

Speaker 7 (24:32):
You know what a fixture is.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
We're talking a lamp, yeah, not one that you plug it,
like one that's attached in the wall.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
It could be a you know, usually it's hey, it's
a light ball.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
No, not the bull.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Why would I fix that?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
To be fair, though, boomers are like passing judgment, they
didn't know how to do that when they were twenty.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Like if you talk to your parents, they just learned it.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Eventually, we would have so many angry boomers texting into
the show if they knew how to text it.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Disagree, my mom is mad.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
But again, these are the top things that gen zers
don't know how to do. And we're coming down to
the final three ones here, Alexis, I'm gonna ask you
this specifically, do you know how to unclog a toilet
using a plunger?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
You just stick the plunger stick in?

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Pretty much nobody, nobody, nobody answer for her. I want
to hear how she would do it start to finish.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I would just take it and just hit it against
the toilet.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Sort of.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Against in the bowl, but just kind of hit it.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wait, how do you think a plunger works well, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
It pushes everything out or something.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It pulls everything up, it comes out.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Next thing, Well, okay, now we have challenged number two
for Alexis to do during the summer that.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is so disgusting. It comes out. How you push it
further in.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
It's physics. It's great number two. How to address up?
How to address a piece of mail.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Alexis, I could do that, not a man.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, no, I know. Your name was in the middle,
and then you got to buy a stamp and you
can put it on.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Okay, And where does the return address go?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
In a corner? The corner, which corner, the left, which left?

Speaker 7 (26:21):
There's an upper corner in the bottom corner.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's the upper.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
I'm just saying. And the number one thing boomers can't
believe gen Z doesn't know how to do how to
read a map and figure out directions without GPS a paper.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
People say, go north, like where's north? I don't know
right now?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
In the studio, point to north. It's very simple.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well I know because I can see the freeway that is.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
That is.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Well, okay, we are what are.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
We for fourteen?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
On how to write mail?

Speaker 12 (27:00):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:00):
You got from mail a check one for fourteen. You
could survive the apocalypse. He'll be fine. Those were the
top things.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm not gicking over the north just the confidence.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
For pointing.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Now, that was a list of the things boomers can't believe.
Gen Z doesn't know how to do. If you think
we missed any, text them into seven eight, five nine too.
Got your phone tap coming up.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Right after this, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Don't you feel like it? Workers have to deal with
the most boring problems every.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Day, and all they need to do is turn something
off and turn it back on again.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Make them You could imagine the monotony of constantly working
on hard drives and software, dual processor, firewalls, on binary iOS.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
Obviously, I'm not a tech person. I have no clue
what I'm talking about. But I do know this. If
your job ever gets stale, reach out to us and
we can add a little bit of excitement to your
day with a prank like we did to one lady
who works in it. You're gonna hear it. Your phone
tap right now, Tech Support.

Speaker 13 (28:09):
This is Tasha.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Hi, Tasha, my name is Logan. I just started working
here a couple of days ago. Nice to meet you,
by the.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
Way, Hi, Logan, nice to meet you as well. What
can I help you with?

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah, so I'm having some issues setting up my voicemail
on my desk phone. That's why I'm calling for my
cell phone right now. Okay, just can't figure it out.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
Yeah, that's not a problem. Could you be a little
more specific with your issue?

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Uh? Yeah, I think that maybe the best way is
to just like show you what the problem is. Okay,
hold on and listen.

Speaker 13 (28:47):
Please record your outgoing message at the tone.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Hi, you've reached Logan, I'm not available. Please leave a
message and I'll get back to you as soon as
I can. Did you hear that?

Speaker 9 (29:01):
I did?

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yep, it felt normal to me. It sounded normal on
my end, right, But then listen to.

Speaker 13 (29:07):
This to review your message. Press too, Hey, you reached.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Low lower whatever. I'm not available right now. I'm cruising
the streets for ladies, So to get back to me,
and like, I'll try to text you or like call
you back or whatever.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
See what was that? I know, I think it like
translated what I said into Spanish.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
That wasn't really Spanish, So.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Something close to it.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
I've worked here for six years and I've set up
a lot of voicemails and this has never happened. This
is this is the first.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Well, I don't know what to say. It is happening,
and it's making me look really bad. If a message
like that went out, like I can't have that? Well, yeah,
of course, right, so I don't really know what to do. Well,
maybe let me try it again, because it could be
the switch on the side that I just saw. Maybe
it's like a language setting thing if I hit it.

Speaker 13 (30:01):
Okay, so please record your outgoing message at the tone.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Hey, this is Logan. I'm not in right now. Am
either on a work call or grabbing some lunch, but
I'll be back to return your call. Make sure that
you have a happy day.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Okay, So I'm going to be listening to your voice mail.
We actually have a queue of callers that also need
tech support.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
So well, hopefully the switch that I hit fixed and
love Let me just play it back.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
To review your message. Press too.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Hey, this is Lowrider.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
I'm not in right now.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I'll probably tell.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
You I'm on a work call, but really I'm not
a food truck man like wet. Great soocles. I got
a couple of surveys. That's okay, because I'm on a
lunch break or whatever.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
You're making that voice, aren't you. No, that's not possible.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
I wouldn't even know how to make that voice if
I tried.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
Well, it's not a machine doing it. Okay, it's not
the software.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Is it like possible that it's like a new AI
feature or something. No, there's was like uploaded somehow.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
There's absolutely no AI feature that would produce that.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Well, this is frustrating because I've been doing this for
a while. I guess I could try one more thing,
because there's this lever on the back. No, no, no, we
don't just gonna try and flip it.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
I don't need to know. Please do not try it again.
I don't need to hear this.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
Please beard your outgoing message at the tone.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
I'm just gonna try it real quick test one two,
This is Logan. This is Logan in the house.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
Okay, Logan. I don't need you to do this. I
already told you. I don't know to hear you do
another test or anything.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Well, I'm pretty sure that I fixed it.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
No, that's doubtful.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I don't think anything's fixed.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Here because there was a setting on the top of
the console I hit here. Let me let me play
it back now I'm.

Speaker 13 (31:42):
To review your message press too.

Speaker 15 (31:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Target. Okay, I thought that it would work.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
You're putting me on. I'm I'm gonna come down there
because right now there's no way that this is real.
You need to stop waking my time.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Yeah, you're right, it's fine. Just meet us down at
the Brook and Jeffrey studios because it's where we're doing
this prank phone call from.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
So are you serious?

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Yeah, you're actually on the radio right now with a
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Phone.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
Oh my god, this is on the radio.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
You're coworker. A man just set you up because she
said you had a stressful few weeks at your job
and she just wanted to make you laugh.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Hey, how much did you laugh? Because like during the call,
you seem pretty upset, like I didn't hear any.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
After it away from it.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
That's my co worker, Jose. He helped me do this.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Oh that's amazing. I thought it was just you. I
thought it was one person doing no.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
No, Jose does the voices.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
If you need your voicemail re recorded for work. I'm
really good at it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah yeah, Hey, this is Tasha.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Like call me when I'm finished with my launch or whatever.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
So professional.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
There's no better feeling for a guy than having an
amazing date with a beautiful woman and at the end
of the night hearing her say that she can't wait
to see you again, even if it is Alexis and
she just puked into your car center console. Ah, can't
wait to see you again.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
And I put it in the console. You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Yeah, still feels good. Well. One of our listeners knows
that feeling because he was on cloud nine after his
first rendezvous until he received a one word text message
from that girl that was as cold and icy as
it was just confusing. So now he needs our help
and your brand new second date update right after this

(33:45):
second date update. Date, you ever have a date with
someone where you plan to do one thing together, but
then the date night gets closer and suddenly you decide, eh,
you know what, forget dinner, let's do paintball instead.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Who that's the right.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Turn, you get a little closer and plans change again,
and then your plans change another time.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I keep changing.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Some people could see that and think, oh, this person
is spontaneous and creative.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Or just indecisive.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Others might see it as chaotic and indecisive. Today, our listener,
James isn't sure where he falls because he says his
plans kept changing. So didn't go out on two dates,
didn't go out on one. He calls it one date
and a half.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
So that's interesting.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Let's learn about it, James. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (34:33):
Hey, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
You get it.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
There's a couple indecisive people, including myself on this show.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Understand you. Yeah, are you indecisive? Do you keep changing plans?
Or does this the world keep changing your plans?

Speaker 12 (34:46):
No? I mean you know life is life, and you.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Know life is life, and well I need to put
that on a bumper stick.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah yeah, okay, but life was coming at you and
you had to switch things up, right, Yeah?

Speaker 12 (35:01):
I mean because after our first date, man, she texts
me and says she had a great time. You want
to do it again?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Who is she? We don't know who she is?

Speaker 12 (35:11):
Okay, Her name is Lisa and absolutely gorgeous. She could
be Zoli's on Donna's older sister.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Whoa, yeah, wow, I don't know who that is, but
the name is the blue girl from Avatar.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, you can't really see what she looks like in.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
That anything like that.

Speaker 12 (35:32):
Then, I mean she's not smurf feed, but she's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, Okay, that's awesome, that's exciting.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Where did you meet her? Did you say, I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
But we met on a dating app?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (35:43):
And so yeah, we have same interest and stuff like that.
I have, like my own company, I have to travel
a lot, and I know with her with her job,
she has to travel.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
So okay, that's always nice to find somebody who understands that.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, you're both business right right.

Speaker 12 (35:58):
But I mean, like for three weeks, you know, we
were just can we meet here? And she's like, oh no,
my schedule. I gotta go out of town. Okay, all right,
first week out of town. Then the following week I
had to go out of town. So one day I said, well, hey,
well what about here, let's meet at this place. She said, well,
you know, my girls were going to brunch a day.
I said, well, hey, after your brunch, let's just hang

(36:19):
out and just have some drinks or something.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
More drinks, because brunch doesn't come without drinks.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
The fact that anybody could walk away from a brunch
is that's just impressive in itself, right right.

Speaker 12 (36:32):
And I mean if we didn't go there, I mean,
if it was a nice little place that was next door,
that we could have had our privacy.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, well that's nice too, because like you're trying to
accommodate her busy schedule.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I'm sure she appreciated that.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Okay, So how did she respond to that idea?

Speaker 12 (36:47):
Well, see, that's what I'm gonna say, man. Her response
was like never mind, Like what wait?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
And this is after you'd already gone on one good.

Speaker 12 (36:55):
Date, right, We did on one good date, and I
was trying to get a half date by going like
after brunch. But again, I know three weeks had passed.
I know things happen and you get back into your routine.
So I'm like, yo, at least let me see you
or something. You know, let's let's just drive by each
other and wave like but oh, like what happened?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
That is weird?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Or maybe she does know like me and my friends
get drinks. I don't want to meet up with you.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, planning stuff back to back can feel so overwhelmed.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Did she plan anything else with you after that?

Speaker 12 (37:30):
She said never mind? And I mean even she could
have said we could we meet before the brunch?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Go so early. I let's get a great pair.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
So before we keep going, let's just rewind back for
a second here, James, can we know a little bit
about date number one? Oh that's a good point, Like,
where did you guys go? What was so great about it?
Just give us a few details so that we know
what it was like.

Speaker 12 (37:55):
So we went to this Italian restaurant, real nice during
half hour and had a great time salad, you know, pops,
and we're trying to watch those carbs and stuff, but.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Salad, great time.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Yeah, as much as much dressing as you.

Speaker 12 (38:15):
Want, exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I never understand why people who were worried about carbs
go to an Italian restaurant.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
That's all right. I mean, how was the conversation, the
connection between you two?

Speaker 12 (38:27):
Yeah, I mean it was good. We had great conversation.
We found out we liked certain things, you know, our
spirit animal. I don't want to go into too much detail.
But okay, hey, I forgot to say, and she we
did have a kiss, Oh you did?

Speaker 15 (38:39):
Okay, there was a kids, right, you know at.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
The end of the day. Nothing to elaborate, but just
nice kiss is like cool. And then I get this
text she enjoyed it, she had a great time, and
she said, let's do this again.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So there was like no doubt in your mind that
this was going somewhere exactly.

Speaker 12 (38:57):
I think, like the scheduling thing, I understan good, but
I don't I don't understand like why this was like
never mind.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
And so there hasn't been there's never been a second
meetup that's materialized out of all this.

Speaker 12 (39:10):
I would like for it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
But nah, why'd we say there was one and a
half then there was only one?

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Well he was trying half.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
It didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah, it didn't.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Well it did happen with her and her girlfriends. He
just wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
That doesn't count for.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
In a guy's world.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
That counts in a desperate man.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Well that's where we're at.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
James is terrible.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Run four dates last week. They all said no, But in.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
My mind we were parties. So James We're going to
reach out to Lisa for you. We'll see if she
picks up, and then we'll try and get you your
second date update right after this. Hold on I Date
second date update if you're just joining us for the
second date update, our listener, James has spent the last
three weeks arranging and rearranging plans, desperately trying to meet

(39:58):
up with a woman named Lisa, who he already went
out with once and Brooks yawning about the.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Threecap that my coffee just has it hit Jess.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
First dates it was it was yes according to.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Her out on that stuff, nobody would have known.

Speaker 10 (40:16):
I'm just looking around the room now sixteen other people
just yawned into I'm.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Just saying, according to James and to Lisa because she
responded afterwards that it was great. They had a good kiss,
a top notch Caesar salad, everything you could ever want
in a romantic first meet up. And now, after all
that effort, the last thing that Lisa texted him was
never mind. It's one of the top three worst things

(40:44):
a woman can send to a guy. But James, we're
gonna try and help you get this thing back on track,
all right.

Speaker 12 (40:49):
It sounds great.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Oh yeah, I feel like I only say never mind
when I'm mad.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
That's a thing.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, it feels like a mad response for sure. Did
have a period at the end of never mind.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
It's like end of conversation?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Was it never mine?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
All right?

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Well, now I don't even know if she'll pick up.
But seriously, let's see if she answers. I'm gonna dial
her number right now. Hopefully we can get some answers
out of her. But here we go. Hello, Hey, is
this Lisa. Yeah, we're We're a radio show called Brook

(41:38):
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 15 (41:41):
Hey, good morning him, I asked, why are you calling me?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Yeah, we're we're doing this segment it's called second Date Update,
where we try to help out listeners who have gone
out with somebody and they're having trouble arranging that second meetup.
We try and help facilitate it or figure out if
there's a reason why the other person doesn't want to
see them again.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
And you can't say never mind participation.

Speaker 15 (42:06):
Okay, And you're calling me.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Why because a little while ago, almost a month ago,
you went out with one of our listeners named it
long ago, he said, three weeks ago with a guy
named James.

Speaker 15 (42:20):
Yeah, I'm not in contact with him.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Yeah, he understands that we got that vibe.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
It sounds like it things shifted, though. Did it shift
for you because at first he thought you were liking him.

Speaker 12 (42:32):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
I mean the thing that's confusing to him is that
after that first date he said to you, guys even
texted each other about having a great time, and you
said you really wanted to meet up again?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Or were you just pulling like a Lexus Wood and
just trying to be nice?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (42:47):
You know. I mean honestly, I wouldn't have said it
if I didn't mean it, but that was them.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Okay, so something is change.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
What happened?

Speaker 15 (42:58):
Well, okay, so like I text him and I did
tell him that I had a wonderful time and we
were trying to meet up to see each other.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Okay, And so at that point you're excited about him, right.

Speaker 15 (43:10):
Yeah, I mean absolutely. But it went from let me
buy you dinner, and then it went to let's get drinks,
then let me buy you drinks after brunch with my friends.

Speaker 12 (43:22):
And I'm the type of.

Speaker 15 (43:23):
Woman where if a guy says he wants to buy
me dinner, then I'm going to hold him to that.
And you know, however, with James, our potential meetups became progressively.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Worse, so you you felt like as the conversation went on,
he was willing to put less effort into meeting up
with you.

Speaker 15 (43:41):
Listen, when a man says that he wants to buy
you dinner, then I expect him to buy me dinner
and not say, okay, let me buy you dinner.

Speaker 16 (43:50):
Dinner.

Speaker 15 (43:50):
Next thing is like, okay, you know what, you know what,
let me get you drinks, you know what, you know what,
Let's just meet up after you hang out with your
friends and we'll just spend a little ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay, So it didn't make you feel special, But did
you have time to get dinner?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I thought you didn't have time.

Speaker 15 (44:02):
Well, there were times that I didn't have time, and
there were times where he didn't have time.

Speaker 12 (44:07):
But you make time, plan it out and.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You make time.

Speaker 15 (44:10):
It's just not a drive by. Oh let me just
see you real quick and keep going like I don't
even know you like that.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It's so weird because like I think he took it
as he was putting an extra effort to try to
make it.

Speaker 15 (44:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah, like shift around you, and I know that you know,
making time is very important. He's made time to be
on the phone with you right now listening on the
other line waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Talk about effort.

Speaker 15 (44:35):
You didn't tell me that he was going to be
in a.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Phone, Yeah, we did, just now.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
I think this is a misunderstanding, honestly, James, talk to her.

Speaker 12 (44:44):
Well, yeah, I mean, Lisa, I'm not treating you as
a drive by. I was trying to make time so
I can at least see you and so we can
have conversation. But that was the whole purpose of doing it.
You can get to know me, James.

Speaker 15 (44:59):
You text me, let me buy you dinner, and having
drinks after being with my girls is not buying me dinner.

Speaker 12 (45:08):
Well, I didn't realize I had to be a bread
basket in order to hang out.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
With you, as I don't even know what that means either.

Speaker 12 (45:19):
I mean, if you go to a dinner, they usually
give you bread before you have your dinner.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
To feed a meal to her.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
And I don't know that that's exactly what she's saying there.

Speaker 12 (45:29):
No, that's exactly what she's saying. Because if I'm giving
an effort to meet you, and you said you want
to get dinner with this, and there's two people at
the same time.

Speaker 14 (45:38):
You know, God, way you suggest dinner after the brunch,
you could have said, we went, you can go to
dinner after brunch.

Speaker 15 (45:48):
I mean, like, not directly after, but later on that
same day. Clearly I had time to go on to brunch.
Then maybe later on that evening I would have had
time for dinner.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
But you didn't think about that, I said it, maybe.

Speaker 12 (46:03):
No, neither did you think about that? And I didn't
know you love language with food like that?

Speaker 7 (46:08):
How about that I.

Speaker 12 (46:09):
Didn't know you loved the time and consideration.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Either are Yeah? I think I think honestly everybody needs
to just relax just a little bit because this just
sounds like a big communication misunderstanding. We're forgetting that they
had a great first date. They both admitted it. That's
true that the conversation was great and the chemistry was
on and the only problem that has come up is

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communicating how and when to meet up the second time.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
So James, I mean that would be like, do you
not want to meet her for dinner?

Speaker 12 (46:43):
Like, isn't dinner at this point? I'd rather just send
a door dash and she can have a full course meal.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I think she just wants the energy, not someone to
pay for her dinner.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
She just wants the thoughtfulness, is what it sounds like.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Exactly, Lisa, this was thoughtful. When we first talk to James,
he described you as Zoe Saldana's younger, hotter sister.

Speaker 12 (47:06):
No, I actually said the older.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Well, I'm trying to protect you here, James, so maybe
he just go with.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
What I said.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
He called me the older? How did the cop up
in backfire?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I mean, how about this? How about this? Think of this, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
He went out of his way to get a radio
station to call you because he wanted to see you
that much.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
That is effort.

Speaker 15 (47:31):
It sounds like he had you called me to embarrass me. No,
it doesn't sound he was trying.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
To flatter me.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
No, it's the opposite. He wants to go out and
actually spend time at a dinner with you, a dinner
that we would pay for, if you'll agree to meet
up with him again.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Well that was at the start.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
I don't know about Yeah, delete the last three weeks
from your mind and just remember after that first date
how good you felt about each other.

Speaker 15 (47:55):
Yeah, I don't know now because I feel like he's
gonna he might stand me up.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
What why would he stand you?

Speaker 8 (48:02):
U was create?

Speaker 12 (48:04):
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, she's creating stuff now.
Now she's gone from a happy hour to a hostile hour,
which is gonna probably lead to a hotfule dinner.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
This is okay, hot hour?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, okay, So wait, does that mean that you're not
interested in a date?

Speaker 7 (48:23):
He said, no, they did.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
I hear, yeah, I'm not interested in going on with
that went back.

Speaker 12 (48:28):
Okay, okay, and that's okay. The feeling is mutual.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Okay, Well, this one doesn't work out.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
They've shifted those shifty in Jesus words.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Life is life, life is life, life, And right now,
am I right?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
James?

Speaker 12 (48:48):
Yeah, the thrill is gone.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
But the second dates or second date and they really are.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Jeffrey in the morning, you know, by the end of
that call, I don't know if there was anything that
we could have said to save that situation.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yeah, they kind of took over.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I think dating is hard for both of them right now,
and they just took it out on each other.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Like I'm just thinking about you know what I mean,
Like it's just like, ah, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
All, they're both too busy to sleep deprived. Maybe it's like.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Well I want more than thirty minutes. I want a
full dinner. I just want to see you.

Speaker 15 (49:23):
Right.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
But on a positive note, James did give us three
of our top quotes for the entire year. Happy Hour
turned into Hostile Hour. Life keeps on life in movie
and you want a bread basket with that wine that
I don't think I I kind of workshopped it. I
changed it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I mean I always want a bread basket.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
So my first is always going.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
To be yes.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
The whole thing was promises made, promises not kept.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Goodness is we don't make any promises. When you go
listen to us on podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey just
life is life and all that. That's how we do.
Go check it out online wherever you get your podcast at.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Brook and Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
In order for the show to be number one, everybody
here has to get on board and be in Shape's management.
Brook jump on the treadmill with me. You have to
breathe books shows that the listeners things are working out.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
You guys literally are.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
As Alex to jump on board to Okay, I don't
hear you guys breathing hard, and.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
The pers are going to start listening to this.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Here You're gonna be next because I was singing my
new song of the week.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Why a.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Sports breath? It is time for my song of the week.

(51:18):
And normally when I sing, I'm used to seeing people's
eyes fill up with tears. Are not unlike Adele or
Celine Dion is so beautiful when she's on location at
the Titanic exhibit in Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
They sing at the exhibit.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
It makes sense.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
It's the right forum for her and just my voice,
it just tends to move people. That's universally agreed upon.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
In this room, something's moving right now.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Humility is just so good.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
I'm not sure what that means, but thank you. But
there is a chance, though, that this time the tears
could be for a completely different reason, because it's allergy season.
In fact, many of our listeners right now might have
tears in their eyes while they're driving to work or

(52:10):
listening on their smart devices because they ran out of
flown Aise or the Venezuelan knockoff nasal steroids, which are
still pretty.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Good but better Sometimes yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
And I do think it's important this time of year
to remember that nature is beautiful, but it also wants
you to suffer.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yes it does.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
Now here's a flower and eighteen hours of sinus rage
to go along with you. Enjoy it now. Yeah, I
know millions of people are out there right now. They're
itching and scratching and coughing day and night, getting absolutely
pummeled by Mother Earth and all of her bountiful gifts.

(52:53):
And there's absolutely nothing they can do about it. The
only thing I can do is held you sing through
the pain.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
All right, jeff am I the only one that doesn't
have allergies. You guys all have them.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
You're the only perfect one, Jose in the whole world.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
No, I think Ash is the only one that does
have him.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Maybe for everyone that has allergies to help you endure,
I wanted to write something just for you, and instead
of doing the hit song by Doci anxiety, Oh yeah,
it's young Jeffreys my allergies. So I'll point one. I'm ready.
We'll see how this goes. Points. My allergies keep attacking me.

Speaker 17 (53:54):
My nose is sticky, sweet has ribs and applebee's.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Yeah, I got more bog streaks, chuck e cheese all day.
I huff in weeds like snuff a love hookes. Oh
ah wow wow. No flows like fro yos, those Zertec placebos,

(54:24):
no warning volcanoes, more wet than sharpnadoes. Nature is my mother,
but I don't love her while she got me covered
in nasal custard, leaving me to suffer with this puffer
coughing like a Mustang with no muffler. Spend off thring,
hold up in the walgreens, just water boarding myself with saline.
I'm hitting the flow and he's in the no sprays
manager raised up and you're shooting no chasers. I can
feel a tickling. There comes another sneeze in three two one.

Speaker 17 (54:49):
Oh, my allergy means hurts my dating scene. I turned
her mac and cheese into a mac and sneeze.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Yeah, because I did. In seed centerpiece, so grab the
yuppie pen and stab it in Monday's my allergies, alors,
springing hascot, the sourd.

Speaker 17 (55:08):
I'm a coward. Run flowers and tea yaus and powers.
So I cower in my tower, hide me from the scrouterers.
It's my allergies. I alers hallands all around us, yellow
powders on my trousers, the atures golden showers like a
key parties for flowers, casual wallingcounters.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
It's my allergies.

Speaker 17 (55:27):
I howlers golf keeps heading louder like a Boston seasonal
tower nose, it's making chowder with Nintendo flower power snort
like a bowser. Lungs are howling, head is pounding, fight
with my surroundings, pressures mounting like I'm crowning.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
Oh that's just my allergies.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Sounding like I'm drowning.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Oh, that's just my allergies.

Speaker 18 (55:49):
What sorture coun mowers assaulted by leaf blowers is itchy
red borders like that guy's from Transformers ruined wetos Claire Ritton,
no promo. And it's like I get this tickling in
my nose like a bunch of ants doing jazz hands

(56:13):
behind my eyes, and I just can't take it anymore.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
My allergy. I'm so badly. I let out a sneak.

Speaker 17 (56:29):
Sis hot coffee not drowsy. Yeah, I tried it.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Oh, I think they're lying.

Speaker 17 (56:37):
I was tired and I get fired for sleep being
at my clients. Tried to fight it good and hide
it bold.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
The shaggy wasn't me.

Speaker 17 (56:45):
My allergies are heightened clean next stacking up I make,
thanks to my allergies, look like a pepper sprain thanks
to my allergies, made of book or galaxy.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
To my allergies. It set my skin of la is because.

Speaker 17 (57:00):
My allergies, I ain't going out to can't shake it off.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
The main with Fancy hissed the maids.

Speaker 17 (57:07):
Thanks to my allergays, Nature's gotta feat with me those days.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
He's taunting me.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Now.

Speaker 17 (57:13):
The only way I say to beat my allergies is
outlive the citar tray.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I'm getting these.

Speaker 16 (57:32):
My allergy Wow, God, I don't know what the story
is you or the backtrack that you have.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
He was so flemmy.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah, it's like laughing and sneezing at the same time.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Sneeze along if you can in the car.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
And everyone's just going to describe it from now on
as aunts doing jazz hands.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
It is what it feels like. Yeah, but textan is
of an eight five nine two, and you could tell
us what you thought about the song of the week.
We'll post the video up on our socials at Brook
and Jeffrey with all of the lyrics there on our
TikTok on install YouTube, all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning US.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
You know, I had a dream that this could potentially
be the Summer of Brook. Cool years ago she hit
fifty four consecutive wins in a row and the national
audience was absolutely captivated, rapped with attention. People from miles

(58:44):
around would tune in to listen in pure awe of
her endless vault of knowledge.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Wow, it's obviously like I'm trying my best over here,
jeff Okay, listen.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
The thing is now that she's older, what the elevator
and going to all floors and jesz, well, it's not
stopping at all the floors. The losses have been piling up.
In fact, she lost just yesterday and there's a pretty
good chance she's going to lose again today.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
But still I thought this was like a confidence.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Building I'm telling you it's my dream Brook for the
summer of Brook where you go on a streak of
sixty in a row, and it could start today. Let's
begin your journey against Tiara Brook. That's where you say hello.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Oh, I was waiting for her to say.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
Sorry, you say hello first.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I just felt like we were talking so much. I
wanted to give Tiara a chance so generous.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
That's how Brook establishes dominance.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
What would you like to add to the conversation. This
is going to be a good start to start your
losing street.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Street way.

Speaker 7 (59:56):
Today's my day and forth Brooks leaving the studio and
let's go over to You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
You got this? Your time starts now. What state was
the first to require license plates New York or New Hampshire,
New York before it ripens and turns red. What color
is a cranberry brown? What is the name of the
tallest mountain in Japan not Fuji? What food company makes
the treat jello A pass? The face of which president

(01:00:35):
is on the Purple Heart Award.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Lincoln?

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
What's the acronym for the Entertainment in sports Programming Network?

Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Tr That felt like a strong performance to me. I
don't know about anybody else, but it felt good on
my end. Brooks books back into the studio and the
last time we spoke to Tiara she said that she
was going to be traveling to Disneyland in Japan. Remember that,
and as of now she still has not left.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
I was gonna ask about the popcorn buckets again.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
How many times are we going to talk to you
before you eventually go to Japan? D are okay?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
So much fun?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Do they actually serve sushi? Died?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
They do?

Speaker 7 (01:01:19):
I bet you they have Mickey buns again, tr you
gotta go and tell us about it so we can
find out.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
Well, I'll get you the update.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
But now Brooke has been so focused on winning, she
is determined to start her streak against you. She's not
even going to talk about anything else. Here we go.
Are you ready? Your time starts now? What state was
the first to require license plates? New York or New Hampshire?
Lets look quick before it ripens and turns red? What
color is a cranberry? What is the name of the

(01:01:51):
tallest mountain in Japan?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Uh Fuji?

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
What food company makes the treat jello?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Uh? Interesting?

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Was that elevator at work?

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Je?

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
There you go? The face of which president is on
the Purple Heart Award.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
Rose you can hear the witch Roosevelt Brook.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
They're wrong, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Oh, I'm gonna say f tr All right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Okay, let's let's go to the scoreboard and see how
you bolted with those What did we just become best friends?

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Tierra are Tiara? I always I was panic?

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Say his name, Tierra, Tierra?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
You got three correct today?

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
Yay?

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Am Brook?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Oh late, and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Both losing streak stretches.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
To I'm just gonna give up your Brook.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
I just can't anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Yeah, Tierra, well done. You took down Brook today. Not
your first win. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
The state that the first to require license plates was
New York on this day in nineteen oh one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Its marked in my calendar. I celebrate every year license
plate Day.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Yeah, before it ripens and turns red. Cranberries are white,
You're white. The name of the tallest mountain in Japan
is Mount Fuji. The food company who makes Jello is Craft.
You will find on the Purple Heart Award the face
of George Washington. Yeah, given the soldiers injured in the
line of duty. The acronym for the entertainment and Sports

(01:03:30):
Programming network would be ESPN, and that was the one
that put Tiara over the top.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yay, Jeffrey read pretty slow for me. I think that's
what the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Think you answered very slowly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
You could hear your elevators.

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
Yeah, congratulations, it was enough to beat brook You get
one hundred bucks plus just we're playing. You win two
tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami
Marlins on Sunday, April twenty seventh at Team O Park.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time on

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning