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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, you found the full show. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning, and I always love Wednesdays. It's our
What's on your Mind day? Of course, you know Jeffrey
is extra dramatic always. Yes, he saw his life flash
before his eyes. You're gonna hear the whole story coming up,
but first let's get to these comments. Alexis.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes, I saw one from Judy who said, I listened
to the show every night, and last night my dog
was with me and kept trying to either lick or
bite my phone every time Brooke talked.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm not sure what that means. You're a cute boy.
You're a good boy, good boy. All right. We also
got a brand new second day for you today, new
phone tap, a lot of fun and it all starts
right now.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Who's the best looking person on this show? Me broken
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think I was gonna go editor Ashley, thank you?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Really?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Actually, I thought it's more of a rhetorical question. Everyone.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You just said that because no one said your name.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, I am mister Fallbrook mall in nineteen eighty nine.
I don't see any your guys beauty Awards standing around.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
You're the almost attractive dude on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You didn't have teeth yet when you was that a war?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hot?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
But the reason I asked the question is because there's
a new trend where more people are turning to chat
gpt and asking it am I hot?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Or not we did this?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
AI is giving its honest feedback. For example, a thirty
two year old woman in Australia said she was tired
of her boyfriend getting all the compliments about how good
he looked all the time. Yeah, and chat gpt told
her that her face would be framed better if she
got bangs.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh my god. So at least it's giving constructive criticism.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You can also ask you what colors look best on
you and compliment you.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So bangs don't look good on everyone though, Right, she
got bangs, and now she says she does feel more
confident and gets more praise from strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wait chat gpt giving us the glow up.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
The bot then recommended specific products, from hair dyes to
different botox treatments for her. She now spends thousands of
dollars following AI's beauty suggestions and says she has never
been happier in her entire life.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm pretty sure there's got to be some sort of
ad commercial.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Thing to So back to my original question, who's the
hottest in this room?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
According to chat.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Gpt reaest, and of course it's the youngest Alexis Fuller,
who AI raided an eight point seven on the.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Hotness scale.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
In what state?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
He just gave a general eight point seven. The comment
it made was bright, youthful energy with a classic all
American white trash look that pops on social media.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think the white trash part is just because they
probably put in a picture where your roots weren't done.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, maybe Alexis will end up with the shot collar
on her neck and that'll bumper up to an eight
point nine.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Experts say it's way better than botox. So Jake, I never.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Ask you to do this, but please rig this edition
so it's unfair to Alexis.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Please and proceeds.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I can't do that.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Well, Jeff's never covered who's the ugliest on this show?
According to Chad GBT. But let's just say one person
here recently shattered our jock bathroom mirror when they looked
at it, either a bad omen or possibly just a
very cheap mirror from Brooks Garage. Either way. Yeah, the
only safe thing to do in order to reverse our
bad luck is, just like yesterday, learn more about superstitions

(03:41):
from around the world during another Lucky Your Yucky edition
twenty So, just like last time you say number one
through twenty, I'll tell you about a real superstitious item
or custom from somewhere in the world. You just have
to tell me if that local culture considers it lucky
or yucky. Y it is bad luck. We'll start with

(04:03):
the woman who is no stranger of breaking her car's
side mirrors.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, that's Alexis.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Give me eight point seventy.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Alexis. Your global superstition is from Spain and also Latin America.
Please tell me if Tuesday the thirteenth is lucky or
yucky interting.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's an ongoing joke in the studio.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, thirteenth is.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
I've always been like, oh my gosh, you guys, is
gonna be Wednesday the Thursday, And then Jake and Brooke act.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Literally we've been doing this for over ten years.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I've never been in the room.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm gonna go it's the opposite of what we think, and
they say lucky.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
It says Tuesday the thirteenth is lucky yucky. It's considered
an unlucky day, silly or Friday the thirteenth in our cultures.
Do not get married or travel anywhere on Tuesday the
thirteenth if you're in Spain.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, noted, don't.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Get married on a Tuesday, just to begin with, inconvenient
for your guests.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Everything isn't want to be there, you know.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Brook, eight point seven is off the board.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Let's go thirteen.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Okay, Oh Brook, your global superstition is from China. Please
tell me. Is giving a clock as a gift lucky
or yucky?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Time is a ticken? Gosh? Clock is a gift.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's like an insult to be like, you're never on time.
Here's a watch.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
I would take it personally.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I think it's more like the end is near?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh I is that a commentary on your short life?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That is yucky?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Brook says, giving a clock is a gift in China
is yucky. She nailed that.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Someone's really got to be mad at you if they
did that, they went all the way.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Michael's grandfather gave him a clock that we have in
our house.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Nolo and China symbolizes the end of a relationship.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Oh subtle.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
He did give it when he died.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh it was in his will.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, okay, An, that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Jose, der turn eight point seven and thirteen or off
the number two. Jose, your global superstition is from India
and Thailand. Please tell me if elephants with their trunks
up are lucky or yucky and they're.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Saying trunks up, I know.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Well, if an elephant is holding a trunk up, why
is it?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It seems like it's mad or it's trying to.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
It's alerting the group, probably periscope something bad.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I don't know if this is related, but in my
frat we used to do something called the drunk Elephant
Walk and it was very good luck for everybody.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
An I'm gonna say, I think it's good luck.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Let's go lucky because says trunk's up as lucky. It's
definitely lucky.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Said that because of Jeff's story.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
To lead to shower blessings and good fortune when a
trunk is raised.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
That's what you said too.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
I hesitate to ask for a number here, Jeffrey, two
thirteen and eight point seven are off the board. Number four, Jeffrey,
your global superstition is from the UK. Please tell me
if putting shoes on a table is lucky or yucky.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, oh that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
We we do that here in the studio. Ashton puts
shoes up on the table to help us remember to
do stuff so we don't leave the studio without it.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, because boy gets mad at Ashton when we forget
some fa Yeah, it's like, should take your shoe off.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And I feel like in the UK they have very
fancy shoes and you would want them up on display.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I think all shoes like shoes are yucky yuck. Yeah,
like you walk all over the town and then you're
gonna put it on a table.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
You're thinking of American shoes.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
These British shoes are fancy and beautiful and I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Gonna say they don't pick up.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
No, they are lucky when they were put on display
on tables.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Jeffrey says it's lucky to put your shoes on the table.
In the UK, they are lucky. It's linked to death
or bad luck due to old funeral traditions.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah Jesus that you just brought in from the streetshed.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
And stopped doing that. Okay, I'll get off.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Ashton Brook and Jose have one today's edition.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Uh, let's shock the pretty ones.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
So they want to shock the pretty one in the room.
According to chat GPT, that.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Would be Alexis twenty to eight point seven and she
is going to be singing Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Very Superstition.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
On the wall, Very superstition.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
It did not like that your Shotgumar, question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Seems like every celebrity a list to d lists, to
Radio Blacklist, it's a certain point in their life where
they decide, you know what the world really needs right now?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
It's my life memoir.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh my god, there are so many memoirs out there.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
They're chilling, so amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's just got me thinking, who among the four of
us is gonna be the first to write one. I mean, personally,
I could probably do six chapters alone on me hitting
my rock bottom.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh that's a lot of rock bottom.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's when my parents took our Megga yacht to Saint
Bart's for the Wow. Let me to slummet on our
secondary ship, a dinky ninety foot Schooners chapter It was
a dark time that only fit two jet skis.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
On it, but only two even have fun, barely did.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
But hey, look, I know it's not always about me.
I'll give you guys a chance to try and compete
with my life struggles. Hear your heartbreaking stories during a
brand new What's on Your Mind? It's coming up right now.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to story

(10:22):
time with grown adults who definitely should have known better. Yeah,
real stories, real regrets, and really questionable life decisions.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
No moral lessons though.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, that's how this group rules for What's on your Mind?
Starting with Brook Brook, what's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh? Man, So we have entered road trip season for
my family. We drive a lot in the summer, back
and forth between our different parents' house, hours and hours,
and my husband has decided that his new talent is whistling.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Oh no, what's wrong with whistling?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh my god? Six hours of whistling. And the thing is,
the thing is it doesn't stop when the lyrics stop.
He just keeps whistling right over the instrumental. Do an
argument over what was worse my singing or he is whistling.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay, well, whistling is what happy people do, so I
can understand why you wouldn't want your husband to feel.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
That you want someone to whistle in a car trip
for six hours. Jeff, you were such a life.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
If it's a good tune.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
No, no, I mean our checho director Ashen made this
for the other day.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
You only whistle when you're happy. You know when sad.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Whistles, but it's never not obnoxious.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
That's also true.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
You maybe ever heard a whistle that it's like I
want to join me?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yes, maybe when it's coming from somebody that you love
and respect it and have known and admired for fifteen
plus Yes, yes, right.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
And that's why I admire him so much to get
him to stop because it is embarrassing. Okay, you don't
want happy people and what they like better or yeah,
And my daughter was like, no, Dad, you need to
shut it. And then my son is like, I get.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
He's gonna be a whistler. Yes, the whistle wars continue
in the Fox household.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I don't know how to stop it at this point.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Let it be Yeah, Jose, what's been on your mind
while was at.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
The airport, recently, I had a few minutes to kill
before I boarded my flight, so I found a place
to stand. I'm leaning on a pole on between my
gate and the next gate. Okay, And I hear the
voice over the loud speakers, so I perk up, you know,
put my headphone on, and the flight attendants the next
gate over.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
He says, excuse me, everyone, we have an important announcement
to make. And I'm looking at him and he looks
to his left, makes direct eye contact with me.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Okay, right, and.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
He says loudly, ladies and gentlemen, our flight is overweight
and looks at you while he is looking directly, and
he pauses and continues to look at me.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Did you tell him that you have actually lost weight
and that you are looking fantastic?

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I try to look around like, I'm like, what wait
did I what?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did I?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You like?

Speaker 6 (13:00):
I'm not even on that flight. So yeah, he finishes
his announcements, breaks the icontact.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
Apparently he was talking about excessive baggage on the flight.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I did. I took it personally.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I thought you do have a lot of emotional baggage.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
True, So anyway, I just wanted to say if any
airline employees are listening and you are making the flight
is overweight announcement?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Maybe looked down?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Maybe look.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah case, hold up a suitcase.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Or switching up.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Hey we got a hot flight today, alexis what's been
on your mind?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
So I have a fear of birds, and I always
have all birds and my friends all know this about me.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Okay, birds are your friends. By the way, I don't
like I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Like them at all.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
But despite them knowing, what did my roommate do but
buy two bird feeders for outside of our house.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh I'm not for sure she was bringing a bird
in your heart.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
No, no, no, no, no, they're outside, but I have
to go outside brook to get places. And she's tried
to tell me it's like cute little finches whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's tine.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
But the problem is it attracts pigeons, and we have
a lot of pigeons.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Now, pigeons are like the princesses of the sky.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Are disgusty. They're kind of like rats with weeds. Yeah,
they're like the of the pigeons.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
What they show up for free food in the alley.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
You come back with.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Their friends to get more free things. Yeah, you mentioned it.
It's kind of rude that you like a finch but
you don't like a pigeon.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Okay, I'm not I'm not fighting about pigeons here.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
My point is they're always there.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And then there's squirrels on the ground getting the fallen
food too, and I don't like squirrels either.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
More problems.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
They're also dirty roaded exactly, they're cut outside my house.
There's all these rodents that I'm scared of.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
The opposite, we can't get rid of them because it
keeps our cat entertained.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Entertain the window. I have a solution, and it's including
opening the doors.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Until then, I'm going through exposure therapy against my Willeah,
all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Brooke and producer Boyd are always on me for being
kind of forgetful, Like occasionally I'll forget my phone in
the studio for a couple hours.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Or I won't know when the show vacations are.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, after we already took the vacation.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
We all accidentally won't renew my car insurance for like
three years.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You don't know that you're paying eight different health insurance
at the same time, exactly, And.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It doesn't just happen to me at work. It happens
at home too, and this last time proved to be
almost fatal.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
God it was.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
It was a pretty simple situation.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I was just making myself a sandwich and I needed
a tiny bowl for my sliced avocados.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
So like a little or a little big.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, to display them before I pop them on the sandwich. Anyway,
I look in my cabinet, I grab a bowle with
my left hand, and then I close the cabinet.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
With my right hand.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
And the problem is, I completely forgot in my right hand,
I'm still holding the knife to cut the avocadosh, So
I'm carelessly closing the cabinet with my knife hands. The
knife goes right under my chin and I feel the
blade drags.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Straight across the center of my throat.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Almost cut your own throat.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
So people would have thought you did that on purpose,
that you would have been institutionalized if you can go
to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
In the moment I realized what I did, my life
flashes before my eyes. I'm like, this is how it
ends making a turkey bacon avocado, and I look.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Down at my hand.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Thank God, it's only a butter knife.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Life flashing before your eyes with a butter knife.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
What it neck?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You almost put a spoon up to your face.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
I normally have a very sharp knife to cut my avocados.
This was the one time I used a butter knife
to do it, but almost accidentally ended myself in my kischens.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Interesting a turkey bacon avocado sand. It's like he hate.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Cereal and gagged on the spoon.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Almost the worst final destination scene all the time.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
But that's what's on our minds.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm glad, I'm still Yeah and text into seven eighty
five nine two tell us what's been on your mind?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
In text in at seventy five nine two people telling
us what's been on their minds, it's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, one of our listeners said, what's on
my mind?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I love the show. Jose is the best. His goofy
laugh is my favorite.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
I appreciate that. It's a lot better than people are
like I hate your laugh.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, we don't agree with those people.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
I don't don't care has an opinion.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I don't think he does a goofy laugh, though Goofy's
is more like you'll.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't know that that's what he means by goofy
unless it was capitalized, and then.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Start another text says I was engaged for a couple
of months and then the beginning of this year he
had his mom tell me he didn't want this anymore,
and ghost, I want to know what happened, and to
both him and his mother because they've left me on
red yos.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
You are so much better off. Imagine dealing with a
mother in law like that.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's an awkward Tuesday phone call if I've ever heard one.
We will be reaching out to you after the show
to get some answers. Here and one more text it says,
y'all are amazing. Have listened to y'all over the years,
but I've never texted in y'all make my kids in
my two hour commute every morning filled with laughter. Keep
it up, y'all, love Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Y'all's hard for you, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Y'all need to shut the hell up.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's y'all, not y'all.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, I'll say it right, Jeff, All right, I'll figure
out the pronunciations. Right after this.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Y'all brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know who really.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Deserves a trophy right now is the eternal optimists of
the world.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh they're out there.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
The ones who always find the positive silver lining no
matter how horribly bad their life gets. Their car can
get towed, their dog runs away, their significant other dumps them,
to start dating their.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Dad, all in the same week, man, and that still.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
They just smile and say, you know what, this could
be a great growth opportunity for me.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Why do I hate that?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Let me call my dad and get some advice.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
We need those painfully optimistic people in this world. And
so all the super positive, yoga breathing, skin searing rays
of sunshine out there, I would love to see how
you spin this next second, as our listeners share the
most horrifying, cringey nightmare dates that they've ever been out on.
Oh yeah, you'll hear it in a brand new It's

(20:10):
happened in Battle of the Tender dates right after.

Speaker 11 (20:12):
This two hopeless one dating app then, dares you, guswife, right,
the question is whose love life is more tragic?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
It's Battle of the Tinder dates. It's the dating game.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Show that's teaching an intimacy class in the produce section
of Albertson's sign Up and learn how to fondle properly
with Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our
listeners go head to head to find out whose dating
life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in
just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. Here
in this corner, she's so disappointed in the male human

(20:51):
species she's changed her tender to search for love on
other planets. So say hello to dish Antenna, Jenna.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
What up? What up?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
He's going with aliens?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Your age range must have to be up to one
thousand and two or something.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh yeah, Land In the other corner, her love language
is when a guy steals her identity and opens multiple
credit cards using all of her information. That's why they
call her extort me, Courtney.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I know, but he's finally paying attention to who you are.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
I wish you were just short and you could have
been shortening.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Court so hot. But here's how the game works.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
One contestant will start by telling one of their worst
date stories. The other will try and counter with a
nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth
for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start
it off with dish antenna Jenna.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
An aggressive go.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I like that. That's a hard start.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Go for it.

Speaker 12 (21:52):
So I was meeting this guy at a bar and
I saw him sitting there with another woman.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Not a great start.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
He yeah, maybe he's a coworker. So then let's jump
to conclusions.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
Friend, I wish it had been I sat down. I
realized she wasn't real It was his emotional support mannequin
named Delilah.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Who oh, I mean a pretty good mannequin. If you
didn't know from.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, okay, what did you do?

Speaker 12 (22:24):
Well? He was pretty cute, so at first I was like,
all right, I'm gonna say give him a chance. And
then he told me I had to split the appetizer
with her, and I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
So I left.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Well, she has a figure to maintain. She can't be
eating too much as a mannequin.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
It sounds like the jealousy finally stepped in for you.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
That's what it was. Jealousy, Courtney.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Can you counter?

Speaker 13 (22:44):
Okay? So I was on the state with this guy.

Speaker 14 (22:46):
We finished our date, and he said there was one
last thing that he needed to do. He asked, I know,
he asked me to close my eyes. So yeah, I
was thinking, you know what, he's gonna grab me flowers
or something special. So he finally said open them and
he ended up signing his name in sharpie on my shoes.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
What I would be so mad? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Why?

Speaker 14 (23:09):
But this is the best part. He said, you're welcome.
One day they'll be worth millions.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
My gosh, is he famous?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Now?

Speaker 13 (23:19):
No surprise.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
For out with Lebron Jays?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
I know, all right on the round two Jenna tossing
it back to you.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
Okay, So I had this guy spend a night at
my place and in the middle of the night, I
wake up and I see him walking, but he's going
to the corner of my room and I'm like, that's weird.
I hear something and he's peeing on my plan.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
At least he got it into a container.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I had a boyfriend Pie at a clauset once is like,
do you rub their nose in it?

Speaker 8 (23:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
What do you do? Doesn't happen again?

Speaker 5 (23:58):
What did you do? Jenna?

Speaker 12 (23:59):
Well, I I started yelling at him and be like,
what the you know?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
What are you doing?

Speaker 12 (24:02):
And he acted like he was sleepwalking, but I didn't
really buy it, and I kicked him out. Oh here's
the thing, here's the thing. He texts me later, saying,
it's your fault. The bathrooms down the hall is too.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Far to walk.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
You should choose a unit that has a bathroom that's closer.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Can you imagine what his apartment smells like?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Tiny?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Like success? Courtney back to you.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Oh geez. Okay, Well, I was at a bar and
this guy was on day with suddenly drops to the
ground and starts doing push ups.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh impressive, Oh sot, Yeah, she fell in love with
right away.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Guys supposed to do it before the day, get your
veins going a little bit, not during the day.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
Okay, I mean clearly.

Speaker 14 (24:48):
I asked him, you know, what is happening, what's going
on here? And he says he's trying to discipline himself.
And I'm like, okay, what does that mean? And he
said that every time he has an impure thought about me,
he to do push up, the.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Big kind of flattery in a way.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
He's like one hundred hundred and one.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
How many times did he do it?

Speaker 14 (25:10):
Basically about nine more times of an hour.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Wow, just turning you.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Just why wouldn't he just say you're hot? Like that's
all I needed to say, like you're very but it
would be offensive if you didn't get down again.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
After that, we have the bell that means we're into
the third and final round. We need your best stories here, ladies,
So dish antenna, Jenna, let's do it.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
So I went back to my date's place and he
had this really cute cat. No no, no, because the
problem was I recognized it from flyers of a missing
cat that had been in that neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Maybe his cat went missing and then he.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Found it, or he's returning it to the owners.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
That was my hope.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
But I told him about it and he was like, oh, yeah,
I knew the cat was lost, but look, he knows
how to high five. So I'm going to keep them.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I know what, I want to see a video of
the cat.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
I called the owner out on my way out and
told her.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Oh good, all right, extort me, Courtney. This is your
last chance.

Speaker 14 (26:21):
So a guy sent me to a location and meet up,
and it turned out that when I got there was
a mattress store and I thought this must be like
the wrong location. But I kind of walked by the
window and nope, he was definitely inside. He had taken
off his shirt and he told me he gets rushes
from hooking up in public.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Oh well, in his defense, there's never any one of
those mattresses.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
That's all right, that's what final.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
What means the match is over. We need to score
this with the judges. So alexis, who are you giving
it to?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I'm going to according for the man signing your shoes.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
How dare you one vote for Courtney Brooks.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
See I go for Jenna with the support man a kid, and.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Then we're all locked up. The final vote goes jo.

Speaker 8 (27:08):
I gotta go with Jenna with the high five cayas
dish Antenna.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Jenna, you're today's winner of Woefulness? How does it feel?

Speaker 12 (27:20):
It feels really kind of sad, but I'm glad to win.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hey, you know though it's as bad as you thought
it was.

Speaker 12 (27:29):
Yes, yeah, you know what. It's validating.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's validated, right, and if you want to be validated
just like Jenna, text in seven eighty five nine two
and you could appear on the next edition of Battle
of the Tinder dates your phone taps coming.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Every once in a while, we'll do videos on this
show that end up going viral, getting millions of clicks.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But what about just a random person like a stoner
who throws something dumb up on TikTok and has it
totally blow up. It's always that happened to one guy
a few years ago when him and his buddies filmed
a midnight run to Burger King Ah. And now years later,
we're gonna give him some unexpected news regarding his online fame.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
You're gonna hear your phone tap right now.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
It's another.

Speaker 13 (28:20):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Hi, is this Morris?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Uh? Yeah great?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I'm calling from the law offices of Sketchembllum and Ghost.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
What.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, I was past your contact information from a colleague
here in our social media division. My name's Frouck frouckbox.

Speaker 12 (28:42):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Sorry, what what is this?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I need to know if you are aware you were
in a viral video in twenty twenty two titled BK
Splurge cadouche. Yeah yeah, yeah, sounds like you're familiar. I
did watch it for context recently. It's pretty juvenile.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Wait, you saw the video?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I did, and if I'm correct, you're the person off
camera who says turn left, bro. Yeah, yeah, you said
it much more intoxicated. But let's get down to business here.
I'm not sure you realize this, but in Eastern Europe,
in the country of Moldova, they scraped your voice audio yes,

(29:32):
and cloned it for a GPS navigation app.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
I don't really understand what's happening.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Clearly right now, all over Moldova, you're known as the
turn left bro. No way, You're actually pretty famous, and
your voice is being used in over four thousand GPS units.
I'm assuming this was done without your knowledge. Nobody asked
permission to use your voice.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
You don't think so. Is that a yes or a no?

Speaker 13 (30:05):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, because legally they owe you a royalty of eight
cents per unit if they did not ask. So you
want to be clear on that question.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Wait, the money, the only money?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What yoh?

Speaker 13 (30:26):
For real? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's your voice.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Eliyah, mold mold Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Even say the name of the country. Okay, listen. In
order to get you your money, we need to create
a log in for a Moldovian based financial processor Barebackbankbuddy
dot Eu. Wait what it's translated from Moldovian. It means
friend across the world. We do business with them all

(30:55):
the time.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
It's legit doesn't sound legit.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, if you feel uncomfortable with that, we do have
another option, and that's for you to start your own
company to compete against them and then re record your voice.
Wait what, I'm going to try to help you get
through this. So instead of using a drunk, wasted voice,
you could try it in a soft, flirty way, a

(31:19):
flirty way. I've got to hear it. So if you
could just try it in a soft flirty way, Turn left, bro,
I'm waiting.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Turn left, bro.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's your flirty voice.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Turn left, bro.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Now you're just yelling at me, dude.

Speaker 12 (31:41):
I don't know what you want from me here.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I want sultry, I want deep. I want something that
says Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 13 (31:49):
Turn left, bro.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yes, that is something the Modovian company doesn't offer it.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yes, I'm lucky for you. I was recorded and you
can get it exclusively right now on Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Wait, what.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
You know the radio show where they do prank phone calls,
the one you're on right now.

Speaker 13 (32:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
My name's that Brookbox, It's Brook Fox. Hey, Yo, your
buddy Tyler's set you up for a phone tab y.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
This has been wild man.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
There's that fun and flirty voice that I was looking
for it.

Speaker 13 (32:36):
Do I should get money?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Though?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
This is absolutely free.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Ah.

Speaker 10 (32:46):
Every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
You can tell a lot about a first date by
how you leave things at the very end of the night.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's so true.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Did you end it with a tender kiss, double fist
bump maybe, or possibly a lingering wet willie ew? Each
one of those sends a pretty clear message about where
you stand.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
You should be wearing earplugs, ladies, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
But what does it mean when you end the night
with a multi person group hug?

Speaker 6 (33:24):
What I did not see that? A question?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, it's the reason one of our listeners is so
confused after his date ended in maybe the weirdest way possible.
He still does have some interest, So it.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Couldn't have been that bad.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, it wasn't that.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
You'll hear what went down in your brand new second
Date update right.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
After this second date update.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
We've been doing these calls for a while now and
found it's not unusual for a woman to bring one
of her friends along with her on a first date.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean it's normally. Yeah, normally you tell someone beforehand.
They're going to tell me where she sits at the
place too.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Sometimes they're upfront about it and just very open. Sometimes though,
they keep it a secret where they have them hide
somewhere in a nearby booth or inside of a decorative plant,
spye with binoculars to make sure everything's kosher.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm sure you won't get noticed that.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
So, yeah, it's a giant doing in this McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Why is it moving?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
So?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
We definitely heard that before.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
But is it unusual if the friend that she brings
with her is a guy?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Apparently that happened to one of our listeners recently. Leo,
Is that true your date showed up with another dude?

Speaker 15 (34:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh wow, can't. I mean, I have guy best friends.
You know, that could be fine. Did she tell you
beforehand that that was what was going to happen?

Speaker 15 (34:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
No, actually, And by the way, Brook has hooked up
with almost all of her guy best friends.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
So I don't know if it's a great thing.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's because you got to just try it out and
see if that's how you like each other. And then
you're like, man, that didn't work.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Looks like you're bringing her friends to another target.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Run us through how this all happened, Like, start with
how you met her.

Speaker 16 (35:15):
So, like, I met this girl, Christie.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I'm in.

Speaker 15 (35:18):
It's this bike club.

Speaker 16 (35:19):
It's like a group on Facebook and people get together
and we like ride every like a couple of weekends.

Speaker 17 (35:24):
And I started talking to her.

Speaker 15 (35:26):
Yeah no, it's actually awesome. And I've met a lot
of people, but I met Christy and I just really
liked her.

Speaker 16 (35:31):
And I asked her out.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Dude, what a great way to ask somebody out to
like you already have shared interests.

Speaker 15 (35:37):
Yeah, no, and she's amazing and I was so excited. Okay,
and I show up and she's there, but she's sitting
at the table with this other guy.

Speaker 16 (35:46):
Oh, and she's.

Speaker 17 (35:47):
Like, oh, yeah, this is David.

Speaker 15 (35:49):
Oh you know a title for David or distinction like
not my brother or my friend.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Or my parole officer or.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
I was the vibe like between them. Did you feel
like they had chemistry? Did it feel friendly? Did it
feel sexual?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Good question?

Speaker 15 (36:06):
I mean, they were definitely really comfortable with each other.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Okay, this is my first thought is either she is
in a open relationship and thought you maybe knew could
that be it?

Speaker 15 (36:20):
Well, did not get a heads up by any means
on that?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (36:24):
Okay, and like, don't me wrong, Like.

Speaker 16 (36:25):
David's a nice guy, but like there would be moments
where they would just talk with each other or make
obviously like inside Jose that.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You paid for the whole. That's what I was gonna ask.

Speaker 15 (36:36):
I paid for the dinner, and for David, it seemed
like he was just part of the package. And I'm
still not sure how to unpack that.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I think I could.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
See why, naturally, you're like, I'm on a date I
offered to pay.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Of a guy friend.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Though to be okay, like why would a guy friend
want to sit in on you on a date?

Speaker 15 (36:58):
You know that's why you would?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
It really could be besties.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like my best guyvers would tell me that's weird.

Speaker 18 (37:03):
I get it that, like women want to make sure
that there's someone around, and like I can understand that,
but I was just so shocked that it was this guy.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Well, yeah, and typically it's like you want security if
it's somebody you've never met before. You've already met this person,
you meet up with them once a month during a bite,
doown like, yeah, you should have some before.

Speaker 15 (37:23):
I think I gave a pretty good impression that I'm
not a serial killer, but I respect that boundary.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Wait, did you ever find out who he was?

Speaker 18 (37:34):
D No?

Speaker 16 (37:35):
Okay, so we were there for like an hour and
a half.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
We did flirt, like we all had like collective conversation.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Oh so you were flirting with David too.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Jealous?

Speaker 18 (37:45):
I mean, I wasn't going to be rude, but it
was so weird that when I left, I I sort
of just almost jokingly like reached out and gave them
both a group hug.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Wait, you group together?

Speaker 15 (38:00):
Well, they were going to leave together, so I just
hugged them both.

Speaker 17 (38:08):
Like we should all hang out again some time.

Speaker 13 (38:09):
And I don't know why the hell I know?

Speaker 8 (38:12):
So well, yeah, because if that is her best even
he'll be like, oh he.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Was a nice guy, you hug us Yeah, or you
just friend zoned yourself.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah, maybe that's the.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Risk you take when you're on a triple date you
weren't planning.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
On, that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
That So where are we at now with you and Christy?

Speaker 16 (38:29):
Oh yeah? All right? So the way I handled that
gets me into this situation where I'm the one that's
not responding and she has been calling me and texting
me and they want to know when we should all
hang out together.

Speaker 18 (38:42):
And I don't know why I said it, but now
I'm like, I really don't want to hang out with David.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, obviously you gave him a hug, like you basically
let him on.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
She's setting you up with him right now?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
What do you want us to do?

Speaker 18 (38:59):
My goal is to have a one on one date
with her, so I wanted originally, and I don't know
if that's even possible anymore.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
So you want, with our call here, for us to
surgically remove David from the situation and have it just
be a one on one with you and Christy.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Got him out of it, Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
In the most respectful way possible. We need to figure
out how to convince her to do that.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
You've got to go. I mean nothing on David.

Speaker 15 (39:26):
No, It's cool, dude, but I don't want to hang out.
I don't want to date David.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Okay, but he's really handsome though, right no comment?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh my god, oh god, because the more handsome he is,
the harder this is gonna be. We're gonna find out
when we call Christy and try and get you your
second date update coming out right after this hold on
second date update.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
In the dating world, it can be hard to get
just one person wanting to hang out with you.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
But our listener, Leo is a lucky man who has
interests from two people the same time. Weird, that's the situation.
One is his date, Christie. The other is the random
dude that Christy came to the restaurant with that night
named David.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Yeah, we can't even say friend because I guess we
didn't get larger.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
That's the thing we don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Is David her friend, her brother, her lover, her stepdad.
We don't really know. That was never made clear the
entire night.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
David and potentially meant the step dad.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
It's possible.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
The thing is, it's awkward because Christy's been asking if
all three of them can hang out together again, but
Leo isn't really up for that.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
He wants to.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Cut David out of the pit. Yeah, so that's why
he's asked us for help.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
No, you're Leo.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Sorry, this is why I can't juggle more than one
at a time.

Speaker 18 (40:57):
Yeah, you didn't even consider the step dad option.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Did you.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I think it's so wild. You went through an entire
dinner and you still couldn't figure out how David was
connected to your friend Christian Christy.

Speaker 18 (41:10):
I know, like it was awkward and I just didn't
know how to play that.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
Like, SOO, were you get it?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You're just going with the flow void conflict. Yeah, yeah,
I can't wait to hear how David feels about the
group hug.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
That's right. They did have the three way hug.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So there she can buy our boy, Leo.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah, out of panic. It sounded like.

Speaker 15 (41:34):
I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 16 (41:35):
I did panic a little.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
It was weird.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Group hugs are not a bad thing.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I think you handled it.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Wait for this.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Call, but we're going to try and help you out.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Just get a date with only Christy if she's even
up for that.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I don't know your style.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Is only David an option?

Speaker 17 (41:54):
I don't think no offense, but no.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Everybody has their own likes.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, but Christy might take offense. So let's call her
and see how she feels about it.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Hopefully she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey is
this Christy? Yeah, Hey, Christy?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
How you doing today? You're on a radio show right
now called Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
In the Morning. Okay, Yes, I'm confused, but I know
it's okay.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
We're doing a segment right now call the second Date Update.
We're calling on behalf of one of our listeners and
friends of the show that you went out with recently,
named Leo.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
Yeah, Leo. I mean I've been texting Leo.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Right. We heard a little bit about your hangout, and
I don't know the right way to say this.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
This is different than we normally do. It is different
because we know that you're interested in seeing him again.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
He said that there's been communication about set up another
hangout between you, Leo, and the other guy that was
there that night, named David.

Speaker 13 (43:08):
It was it was a fun night.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
I mean, it sounds like totally.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
There's a little bit of a question mark though around
you know, basically, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Why is this so hard?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Well, it's we're trying to figure out what the dynamic
is between the three of you.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
Right, Okay, Well, I'll explain it, but first, like, do
you think there's any way you can like help me
convince Leo to go out with me again? I mean
I really liked him, and I kind of liked me too, Like.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yes, yes, with you. I don't think we'll have any
problem getting him to agree to go out with you.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Honestly, I think it's like sold.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
The problem that Leo has is with the David part.

Speaker 13 (43:50):
No, no, you have to go out with me and David.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
What are you guys, like a package or something?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Why is it so important that it has to be
all three of you going out at one.

Speaker 13 (44:00):
Actually it's more than three of us. There's a fourth hold.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
On, wait, wait, there's more square now connect the guys
aren't connected?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Is it another guy or is it a girl?

Speaker 13 (44:16):
Okay, so it is another guy, but it's not what
you think.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Yeah, you got to clear this up for us, Christy,
we're really confused.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
It has to be what we think.

Speaker 13 (44:25):
No, no, it really isn't. Okay. So the third guy,
the fourth person, he was actually filming secretly. He was
filming our dates film filming in the restaurant too. He
was just another table, kind of pretending he wasn't doing
what he was doing?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Why?

Speaker 13 (44:45):
Because I am really doing well on TikTok right now.
And there's this trend it's called two dates one night,
two dates one like a challenge. Yeah, two date one
night challenge.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wait, so you set up a date with David and
set up a date with Lee at the same time,
all for TikTok.

Speaker 13 (45:05):
Yeah, and it's really really well my video. It's like
it's totally going viral.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Why don't you yea, guys, why didn't you tell him?

Speaker 13 (45:15):
Because then it wouldn't be the change and everyone would
know what stage.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
So part of the challenge is going on a date
with two guys at the same time and neither of
them knows about it.

Speaker 13 (45:25):
Yeah, but I'm interested in both. I like both.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
So wait, that was in the comments section. They must
be voting for who they liked them.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
Moment, my god, exactly, there's so many people voting.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
God, are you some like wizard that you're able to
get these two guys to stay that?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Yay? Be careful your jealousy is showing.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I think that's crazy. You must be like so lovely
and like such a personable, charismatic person and convinced two
dudes to hang around.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Why don't about that?

Speaker 13 (45:56):
But I'm not that looking.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And everyone had a fun night, they say.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I don't know if Leo is having as much fun though,
listening and hearing all of this, because Christy, you should
know Leo is on the phone right now. Well, we're
recording this for our podcast. Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize
for that, but Leo, man, are you still there.

Speaker 15 (46:25):
I'm just trying to process what I just heard. I
didn't know what to expect. It was weird to begin with,
but this was like, I'm honestly weirdly impressed in a way.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But okay, I feel like I went through the same
emotions and she's impressed to.

Speaker 16 (46:45):
All social media thing.

Speaker 13 (46:47):
Yes, but I do like you.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
She likes that you get her lots of views, that's
for sure, social experience.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I mean, what are you going to do at the
second date with Leo and David?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Again, that's the best thing to have a part two
of your.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Video, But like, was that going to be the big reveal?
Was that when you were going to tell him?

Speaker 13 (47:04):
Oh, I was going to do a speaquel first obviously, Yeah, yeah,
she was.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Going to reveal at the double marriage when they're both
on the altar at the same time.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
By the way guys it talks.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
They still don't know who each other are.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Who will show up at the wedding. We'll see you
when the door's open.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, if I'm Leo, I would question whether or not
your feelings were valid.

Speaker 13 (47:27):
That's fair. But we did go on a day. It
was a good time, and I do like him, Oh
my god.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
But if the tables were turned and you showed up
to a dude and he had another girl sitting.

Speaker 13 (47:36):
There, that's different. I mean, it's different when you're a girl.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah, because she's hot Brooke. Remember that's probably every other
rule in the book.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
So, Leo, you've been listening here, You've kind of heard
what Christy has to say.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Do you believe her?

Speaker 18 (47:51):
I don't think If I don't believe you, I don't understand.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
What or why you would do it, Leo.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
All of social media is hard to understand why things
are the way that they are and why things get popular.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
This feels like explaining any TikTok trend to Jeff exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's just crazy and weird and people want to watch it.
So we would like to arrange that second meetup if
you're still open to it, Leo.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
For one place, Wait, why are we asking him?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Well, things have changed because now that Leo knows more
about the whole situation and the motives, I think it's
only fair, since he's our listener, to get the okay
from him first.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
For sure, I can't believe want to.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Well, let's find out.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
So Leo, I'm just gonna go ahead and ask you.
Would you be willing to go out again with Christy
or Christy and David or maybe just David.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Come on, there's options, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I mean, there's a lot of different ways you can work.

Speaker 13 (48:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't forget about him.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
There's any interest on the other side.

Speaker 15 (48:54):
That's not gonna work, not for me.

Speaker 13 (48:57):
No, okay, Well, I mean I'm a little disappointed, and
I don't want this to sound weird. It's kind of awkward.
But do you know anyone that looks.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Like you wait for the video.

Speaker 13 (49:11):
I'm really doing?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Well, you can't trick the Leo fans.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
You're crazy?

Speaker 17 (49:18):
Who does that?

Speaker 13 (49:19):
I'm crazy? Yeah, I'll be crazy famous pretty soon. So
you messed out?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Famous and infamous are two different things, Leo.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
You're going to look back at this call as the
moment that both of your ones got away.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
That doesn't add to it too, right.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I don't know how it works either, David. I would
watch that TikTok video for sure.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Well that was unexpected.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, honestly, like I feel like there's so many other
options that would have been better. Yeah, better answers.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Couldn't have predicted the two dates, one night TikTok challenge?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
And where's David? Where's David outrage at this? Is he
just going along with? Does you know? I think exactly?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Maybe he appreciates all the fame that he's getting from TikTok.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I feel like I think he's out there wondering who
the hell Leo is?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Ybeah, that's possible.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Also, I'm kind of offended that none of us have
been involved in a two dates, one night TikTok challenge?
Where is our invites to be in one?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Literally you can d.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
M Jeff and you don't know, yeah, Jeff, Oh yeah,
I should go check out the for you page and
see if I'm on. But look, I understand Leo's stance.
It's just sometimes I think you need to put your
standards and your self respect to the side in the
name of social media infamy.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
It's a small price to pay.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah, it says the guy who barely posts a picture
of his dogs, exactly, jeff.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
You could be famous online right now and you wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
I could be famous, but I don't feel like it
right there.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That's what it is. That's where I say.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I'll be there one day though, and you could be
in a nice throttle or maybe in just like a
one on one relationship if that's what you want.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah, whatever you want, exactly. Email the show.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
We'll call that person who's not calling you back, and
go check out all of our second Day podcast wherever
you get yours at Brook and.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Congratulations to us.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
This is a huge accomplishment and I can't believe we
actually pulled this off.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
But a brand new study just found that out of
all of the countries online, America swears the most so
high lately. And it's not just a study that we did.
Researchers in Australia analyzed over two million web pages and when.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
The Australians say we swear a lot.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
That's exactly they found around one in every three thousand
words that we write is a curse work?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Not for sure you're going to say three, Yeah, those
are just from the kids.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
It might not sound like a lot unless you think
about all of the news sites and regular places online
that never use any swear words.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, you should pull middle schoolers. I live by the
middle school and those kids walk by my house every
day literally every other word.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
They don't even know.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I don't think they use regular English anymore.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
They're just repeating what you're saying to them. You can't
give them credit.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
So we're first. In second place is the UK at
one in every four th two hundred words. So can
you imagine, oh yeah, followed by Australia in third at
just one in every four thousand fists.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Be embarrassing for them to have so much more vocabulary
words to you?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Actually, yeah, it's the opposite.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Because remember the research was done in Australia and the
team there was not happy with just getting the bronze
medal for swearing. They suggested the results could be different
with spoken languages, where Asse's might be more conservative when
they're typing, but more free to let curse words fly
in person words away, Congratulations to America. When it comes

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to writing filth on the Internet, nobody does it better
than us. In that's right, it's gonna be tough to
find good words to use. For a brand new edition
of Laser Stories, we'll try to a clean one. Coming
up next, it's the radio segment that's getting eighty HD

(53:25):
kids into church with a new event called Gospels and Glowsticks.
Hear the Word of God over pumping trance music.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Drop for Jesus, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Find your salvation with Laser Stories, the segment where we
read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a laser. Those other Holy
base faces just don't. This first Laser story is out of.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Oh yeah, Florida.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Thirty six year old Darren Delks was out hanging out
with his boys at a local bar when one of
them dared him to do the one chip challenge.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Right, and where did you get it from?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Oh yeah, they must have brought it with them, maybe the.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Bar had it.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
It's like a it's a or something you're not familiar.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
That's when you eat a single tortilla chip that's crazy spicy,
usually covered in Carolina reaper dust.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
If you aren't familiar, you didn't watch the morning news
five years ago when they were all anger.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Anyway, Darren is not one to back down. So he
did it and it was hot, very hot, and unfortunately
for him, he hadn't planned on the after part of
the challenge, so didn't have any liquids around and instead I.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Thought, yeah, maybe maybe he tapped out his bar.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
That's why he took a drink of a friend's corona
and he was good kind of. No problem is Darren
is a convicted fello and according to his parole agreement,
he wasn't allowed to have any alcohol, and someone who
filmed the event sent the video straight to the cops.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
What a buzzkill?

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Probably, guy said his corona from I told you, I
told you no more.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I feel like that guy sends a video to the
cops every day. We finally got with.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Someday when police showed up.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
He tried to plete his case and said he only
took a quick swig of someone's beer because his mouth
was on fire.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, you don't typically serve milk at bars.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah, didn't matter, though.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
The agreement also said he wasn't allowed to go out
to bars either.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Wow, he just call it a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
His parole officer said he's a risk to himself and
to others whenever he drinks. So even though his parole
was set to expire later this year, he'll now be
spending some or all of that time in a jail.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Cell just because of one damn chip. Yeah bar, stay
away from it, friends, yes s.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Next laser story is out of the United Kingdom. Thirty
two year old man named Ben Carter was working from
home on a zoom call with his colleagues when he
tried to adjust.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
His computer cord.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
So he leaned forward and partially folded down his laptop
to deal with it. Yeah, that meant the camera was
pointed down. Yeah, and well no, Ben wasn't wearing any pants.
And when I say no pants, I mean no underwear.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Also, that sounds so uncomfortable in office chair, so you's cray.

Speaker 12 (56:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Ben ended up revealing his exposed naughty bits over zoom
and everyone saw it. Initially, he admitted his mistake, but
when he realized how much trouble he was in, he
tried to claim he was wearing nude colored underwear.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
There's a thing drawn on the underwear.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Maybe it was really cold. The ac was up all right.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Yeah, you would see it. Didn't see anything.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
He also criticized the manager for the call happening during
his day off.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I mean, I'd say, it's your day off, you're allowed
to wear yes.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
In any event, his company didn't buy any of his
excuses and they fired him. Then tried to sue them
over it, but the case got thrown out.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
So lesson learned.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
If you're not going to wear any pants on a
video call, make sure you only do it while talking
to your parents like me, because they will forgive you
and sometimes even compliment you.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
You was such a big boy, so much thanks Mom.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Stories out of Food News, but a few months ago
we covered the collab between Post Malone and Oreo. He
claimed he created the best Oreo flavor ever. Another celeb, though,
might say otherwise, because none other than Selena Gomez is
teaming up with the cookie Giant to create a limited

(57:58):
edition flavor.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I saw it. What is she doing? Is she doing
like a hob and arrow? Like chocolate? That would be
so good? A chili pepper chocolate one.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
She says it's inspired by her love of hor Chota.
It's made with two chocolate cinnamon flavored wafers yes, and
a layer of chocolate cinnamon cream a top sweet cinnamon
infused condensed milk cream.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Look at me, I'm.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh my god. Can we take out all the cream
and put sweet and condensed milk cream in there? That
stuff is so good.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Each pack features six unique embossments designed by Gomez for
her fans.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Why is it like the package is cute, but it
shows them on headphones for some reason. I don't really
get that part.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
It's just advertising, so they're not actually on headphones. It's
because she's a music artist. They decided to have fun
with this anyway. Okay, Selena Gomez, you have somebody who
doesn't approve.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I didn't think she could have They could have done
better for her, like it put a mic there.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Then it's unique embossments. Going back to what I was saying.
One of them spells out Selenators. Oh that's her fan group.
And for every three packs, a lucky person will receive
one oreo with Selena Gomez's embossed signature on the cookie.

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Selena says designing my own Oreo cookie was a lot
of fun. I grew up loving them, so being able
to be a part of the process was a full
circle moment.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Get its full circle. She is a crack up? Is
she moving from from music into the comedy world?

Speaker 12 (59:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Man, she's going to be a star.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You can find the cookies nationwide starting June ninth.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Hey, and if he was listening, do brooking Jeffrey one?
Because I got some ideas. It's going to be such
a gross slaver.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
This next leader stories out of the lotion.

Speaker 13 (59:59):
Laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
So yesterday was National Sunscreen Day, which may be just
a tad bit late if you're nursing a sunburn from
Memorial Day weekend. But the reason I bring it up
is a recent poll asked if a stranger at the
beach asks if you can rub sunscreen on their back,
would you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Stranger?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Oh, stranger, I tould.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I think it depends on the person. Yeah, rubbing sunscreen.
If it's a creepy hot guy, you might don't.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Yeah, you know, I don't discriminate, I'll rub your back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Thirty six percent said sure, I'll rub them down.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Sixty four percent said no way, Such a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Bold ask have you ever been asked that by a stranger?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
In the comments, someone scolded all the people who said no,
saying skin health is serious. Others said they would change
their mind if that person was extremely attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Also in sunscreen News, a forty eight year old woman
in China had a severe vitamin D deficiency from excessive
sunscreen use, and because of it, she ended up breaking
a bone just by casually rolling over in bed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Turns out cancer and also no bones.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, and it turns out it wasn't just sunscreen. She
also avoided going out into the sun as much as possible,
possibly due to an over obsession with having fair skin,
similar to our own.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Jose belanyas the pastiest of all of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Us on the show, actually second pastiist. This guy pays
Jose to rub lotion all over his shell.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Every single morning, and I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
No, just two pastys hanging out indoors and playing video
games together. That sow means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on.

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Today we have another brand new player to the game.
His name is Joe and he is an aerospace engineer.
So let's welcome Joe with maybe the quietest hello ever given.
Let's bring the music down all of us on the
count of three, even digital, Jake, lean all the way
into the microphone and give us the quietest Hello ever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
One, two, three, Hi, Sorry, my inner five year old
doesn't have volume control.

Speaker 15 (01:02:36):
That came out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
My bad, Joe. I'm screwed up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
You set it up and Joe's now disappointed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
I'm sorry, Joe.

Speaker 17 (01:02:43):
It's okay. I can handle the acoustics for not being
too low.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
I'm sorry it says here on my screen. Or you
want to play Brooke today because she's a challenge. Do
you mean as a trivia competitor or just as a
person in general?

Speaker 17 (01:02:59):
True, I'll go with sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Okay, yeah, I think my husband would pick the other one.
It's a challenge, but.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
We're doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Brooks leaving the studio. We got to go over the
rules here. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
say pass. But you have to beat Broke out right
if you want to win.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I am ready, good luck, Your time starts now. Today's
National Hamburger Day. The mascot for Hamburger helper is what
kind of clothing garment?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Oh, pass to the nearest billion? How many people are
there in the world?

Speaker 17 (01:03:34):
Six?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
When it was first introduced in two thousand and seven,
what did the I and iPhone stand for?

Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
Internet? E? B.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
White wrote what famous children's book about a pig on
a farm? In the Netflix show Squid Game, what school
playground game was?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Feature?

Speaker 18 (01:03:52):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:03:53):
Shoot red light, green light?

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Well done, there, Brook's gonna come back into the studio
and let's learn a little bit about Joe. Like I said,
he's an aerospace engineer. He's been doing it for seventeen years.
And what's what's your favorite part of your job Joe?

Speaker 17 (01:04:10):
For me, I think it's to network with other people,
whether it's my coworkers or I go to supplier sites
and work with them to build the best product.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Can I ask, what's the dumbest part of your job?
You know, everybody thinks aerospace engineer probably so fancy, But
there's got to be some menial task that you have
to do that you're just like, oh my god, I
did not get a degree for this.

Speaker 17 (01:04:31):
Uh No, The worst part of my job would be
if I have to work those long hours, like say,
twelve hour days.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
The job itself is the worst part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, yeah, there, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Your time starts now. Today is National Hamburger Day. The
mascot for Hamburger Helper is what kind of clothing garments?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
It's a glove, it's a mitt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
To the nearest billion. How many people are there in
the world?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Uh seven?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
When it was first in introduced in two thousand and seven?
What did the I in iPhone stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Internet? E? B.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
White wrote what famous children's book about a pig on
a farm?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Oh, charlotte' webb.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
In the Netflix show Squid Game, what school playground game
was featured?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Red rovers?

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
All right, that's it. Time is up. We're going to
go to the scoreboard to check out how you both did.

Speaker 12 (01:05:22):
With Jose besides having my five boop jobs, I recently
just had chin light perceptions.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I think you look great.

Speaker 8 (01:05:31):
Jose, thanks Big Old Knockers Show.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
You got three correct today.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
That's a really good score.

Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
And Brook same amount of questions in and also Threa,
I'll take a tie to an aerospace engineer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Oh, sorry, Joe, does this mean I'm now qualified to
launch rockets?

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
Yeah, welcome to SpaceX bro, Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Ty goes to the house on these Let's go over
the answers for everybody. It's a national Hamburger Day. The
mascot for Hamburger Helper, is a white glove.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
Glo.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
We took. It's not an oven made it's just a glove.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
F Yeah, his name is Lefty. By the way, I
have hot pad.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
We're taking gloves to the nearest billion. There are eight
billion people in the world, eight point zero two five
according to the last survey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
And we need more babies.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
Like how I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
When it was first introduced in two thousand and seven,
the I and iPhone stood for Internet, but now they
say it evolved into meeting individuality and instruction and inspirations Internet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It's like, now, yeah, guys, take out the fusaris. We
need another I word.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Ebie White wrote the famous children's book Charlotte's Web, and
in the Netflix show Squid Game, they feature the school
playground game red Light green Light, the most terrifying version
of it ever.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I was just thinking of the most dangerous game I played,
and it was definitely red roar.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
I swear.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah, So, Joe was not enough to beat Brook, but
just for playing, we are going to give you a
pair of tickets to see George Lopez perform at the
Tulaila Amphitheater on August twenty third.

Speaker 17 (01:07:19):
Awesome, yea, yeah, good Lopez.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
All right, George, do you have a good experience here
with us today?

Speaker 13 (01:07:26):
I think so.

Speaker 17 (01:07:27):
Yes, even though I didn't beat you, Brook, I will
try to study harder.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yes, it's like the most humble, smart guy I've ever met.
I know, Joe, Thanks for playing, dude. We're gonna be
back to do Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.