FULL SHOW: Jeffrey’s Superman Parody, Alexis’ Summer Dare + 3 is NOT Company Date (7/18/25)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's brig and Jeffrey in the morning, and Friday means
we get a new parody song from Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yay, And I'm just gonna tease by saying he came
in costume.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
He did come into cost of day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
He actually bought it just for this, he said, wow,
oh yeah, And did he keep the tags on?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
No, we actually took him off for the video.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
He had the video and the tags off.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We started and We're like, Jeff, we got to take this.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
This has to go viral so Jeff can make money
to pay.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
For the He went to a costume store and every Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's coming up plus a brand new second date. We've
got you know, things that you say wrong on the list?
Yeah yeah, featuring Ashton.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
But first the comments.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What do you see Alexa?

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
This one was on Apple podcast from Bears Beats and
Battlestar Galactica. Do you guys remember that song of the
Week jeff did three or four years ago, the one
about Ikea? Oh well, anyways, I memorize the whole thing
and every time I go to Ikea, I sing the
song as I walk around and it drives my family insane.

Speaker 7 (01:02):
Wait is like you have the ones that like played
it for their big corporate headquarters.

Speaker 8 (01:06):
Or is that Costco?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is that Olive?

Speaker 9 (01:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Companies want jeff though.

Speaker 9 (01:11):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, they don't pay him anything, no.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
No, but they like them troll like ke with the song.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, we'll get to your new song. It's in
this show. It starts right now.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
I know I'm going to have a good day today.
Oh yeah, jeff What about you, guys? It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning force a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know, I feel like you're doubting us for
some reason, Like, what about you.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Though, I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean, that's the plan always at the beginning.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
Yeah, I bet you didn't know. Your chances of having
a good day are different depending on where you live
in the country.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Okay, stuff like this, like if you can see water,
like you're more calm or something.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
What you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
A new study just came out that found the average
American has two hundred and fifty two good days a year.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Long for what two thirds of them?

Speaker 9 (02:01):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Wow, I'm betting the under on myself.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
It's actually soups low compared to Florida, who rants number
one in good days two one hundred and seventy six sunny, weather, water.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, you're always doing better than the person next year.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
Seventy six percent of days in Florida are considered a
good day for the people living there. A few other
states that are above average include Oregon, Nevada, Hawaii, Wyoming,
South Dakota, and New Jersey.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Interesting, Jersey's right, I like all over nature and sunshine.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
And then you got Jersey.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
But the Jersey people, I know, they force happiness.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
They really are.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It is so true.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Yeah, well, we have to inject it directly into your veins.
You'll find happiness. But there's the states with the fewest
good days. Oh no, Kentucky, Vermont, and Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Interesting, it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I thought it was okay, now.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
I dried chicken maple syrup and Connectic.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What does Connecticut offer?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Which people were yeah, headquarters.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, money doesn't buy your guests.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
People there only have about two hundred and twenty eight
good days a year.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Still sounds pretty solid.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
No.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Other states below average on good days are Texas, Colorado,
and California.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Wow, some of the most populated.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, well that's pretty depressed, right, most people already
know by eight thirty am whether or not it's going
to be a good day.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
Oh but you give I'm still feeling optimistic and speaking
of a good day, let's go to the man who
just found out his neighbor's Wi Fi password isn't protected
again killing for digital Jake, it's Ashton. Go on, use
that free internet access to give us the shot collar
question of the day.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
Let's do it, thanks Jeff. On this day, back in
nineteen thirty, America saw its first documented example a pashtag
couple of goals. Oh yeah, it's when Bonnie and Clyde
escaped from east Ham State Prison together. Yeah, and launched
one of the most epic and sexiest crime strees of
all time.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did not end on a good day, though, No.

Speaker 11 (04:12):
Well, this duo went on to rob fifteen banks in
eleven states.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
If you can't marry a rich guy, make yourselves rich.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (04:19):
They even hit countless grocery stores and gas stations along
the way, making off with hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Wowang, and back then that was millions.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah, Brook, your next date night with your husband.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
So while they're not exactly the healthiest example of couples, goals.
They are a good reminder the hey two is better
than one.

Speaker 12 (04:39):
That.

Speaker 11 (04:40):
Yeah, that's why today we're honoring famous tag teams from
history and fiction with a special Double Trouble edition of twenty.
If you say a number between one and twenty, I'll
tell you about an iconic duo that could be real
people or a fictional pair from movies or books. You
just to name the understanding the game. Fine, So we're

(05:03):
gonna start with the woman who publicly claims to not
enjoy any duo action. Privately, not so sure. That's they
don't rob banks, but they do smash bricks and break
into castles. Name the overall wearing brothers who've been side
scrolling since the eighties.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Brothers, come on.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
They don't rob banks, but they do steal coins out
of sewer pipes, and then.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
They take mushrooms and go into the sewers.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know what, though, I appreciate a man who just
doesn't let a coin pass them by.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Those pennies there weren't something.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
When you collect them brook onto you too obviously be
excellent to.

Speaker 11 (05:49):
Each other and also illegally hijack history class. What duo
went on a time traveling? Excellent Adventure to save the
grades and possibly the future.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's Bill and Ted.

Speaker 11 (06:02):
Yeah, it's Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent
Adventure in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Wow, that came out that long ago.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
We should we watch that.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I've never even heard of?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
That you never heard of? The first movie.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Seems really sold on.

Speaker 11 (06:20):
Actually say, Jose, please give me a number.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Let's go seven.

Speaker 11 (06:26):
He knocks, he cooks, he says yes. Science which trouble
team turned meth Apprentice teamed up with Walter White on
Breaking Bad? First name is okay?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Wow, Oh my god, this is the hard work because
Walter White is the easy one.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
His actor name is Aaron Right, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
In the freaking I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Did you end up watching this?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I know?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
And then I was scared to end it because it
was so good that I have four episodes left and
I will never watch it.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I will never get closure. It will always live on
in my head.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Have you ever done the immersion tour where you actually
get to try some of the product that's so fun?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Is that New Mexico in a trailer park in my hometown?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yes, really fun? And then you'll remember the guy's name.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I can't stop thinking about Aaron, so I'm just gonna.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
Lock in erin Aaron. No, that was the actors name.
I'm looking for the character of Jesse pink.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
On. Yeah, oh Man, good question.

Speaker 11 (07:29):
We were talking about the Double Trouble edition of twenty
of twenty naming iconic duos from history and fiction. Next up, Jeffrey,
give me a number, all right, give me nine. In
nineteen ninety one, this iconic female duo drove a convertible,
blew up a gas station and said no thanks to
jail time in the most dramatic way possible. Name them.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
If you didn't say female, I would have definitely gone
with Burton Ernie because they were around in the early nineties.
But female duo.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I didn't even think it.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
I know the Golden Girls are like a four group
of teams. But did Dorothy and Blanche ever go like
go wild and to blow up like a gas station together?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
After many Julius, this is iconic.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Well, not iconic for the modern era, because I have
no idea, I'm gonna go with. Give me Dorothy and
Blanche from The Golden Girls.

Speaker 11 (08:24):
Dorothy and Blanche.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
No.

Speaker 11 (08:26):
I did like that episode, but it's not that. No,
I'm talking about Thelma and Louise.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
There were real people though. Isn't Thelma and Louise a
real historical couple from like the early nineteen.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
I think we would have heard I drove a convertible
into the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Okay, Louise, it's based off of Dorothy and Blanche, that's right.

Speaker 11 (08:49):
Okay, So that means that Brook and Alexis are the
winner of today's.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
All right and Alexis, but I won't drive off a cliffs,
So Brooke.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
And Alexis get to choose who gets shocked. Somebody wanted
to hear a song by the iconic duo l MFAO
Party Rock Anthem.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean, I feel like it's a duo day with
you get.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Shot, Okay, Jose and I are going to sing it
together PARTI Rockers in the House. We didn't even get
to get into it. Okay. I'm red Food, by the way, Okay,
I claim I'm sky Blue. Then that's your shot collar question.

Speaker 9 (09:31):
Of the day.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we just
got finished with our first dare in the You wouldn't
dare Summertime series of challenges.

Speaker 13 (09:43):
Yeah, and started off strong, called she was a chair.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Alexis just did her spit or swallow challenge? And Jose
was your dare? Describe real quick? What did she have
to do?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
First of all, I'm still gagging from it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It was so gross.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
What did she have to do?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
She had ten cups?

Speaker 7 (10:04):
She had to take a sip of each one, but
she could only spit out three.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
You know what they were?

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Each cup had a mystery liquid inside it, but she
didn't know what it was and could only spit out
three of them.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Alexis, she was blindfolded.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Yeaeah, just yes, Alexis, what was the worst one you drank?
And the best one you drank? Real quick?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
The tuna one was this?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Tuna in white claw and claw? I did spit it out,
but the sip I had was enough. I'm just I'm
surprised they're not going to launch a tuna claw soon.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
It's an acquired taste. You'll get there, mature. What about
the best one you drank?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Was there a best well, the white club, I didn't
even know it was white cloth.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
You literally said it was mixed with something disgusting.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
She said, my taste buds were off. Okay, she did
drink lemon juice and not really flinch, which was on.
She drinks a lot of well, I get a lot
of on costas I have to squeeze.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
A long.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Her ones worth shaking the entire challenge. But I don't
know if it was from a nervousness or just a
hangover from the night before.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
But I feel like I do.

Speaker 11 (11:07):
You know, we're like in the uber and you're like,
am I gonna puke or not?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's not You're right now.

Speaker 14 (11:12):
Okay, well, maybe let's wrap this up then, but make
sure you find the video of Alexis spitting and swallowing
up on our social Jeffrey YouTube, Insta, TikTok and go
follow us so you can check out all of the
dares that.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
We'll be doing all summer long. Laser Stories is coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that's bringing
together two of America's favorite restaurants for a new type
of dining experience, Really Hooters and No Boo for No Booters.

Speaker 13 (11:47):
No Bootersay, I can't tell if people's tops ares little.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Just picture two hundred dollars sushi rolls served by a
waitress named Destiny just called you.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hun tights and socks.

Speaker 15 (12:04):
You know she does like laser stories The Seven, where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those
other hot with sabby mommies just don't.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
This first lazer story is out of Texas. Thirty nine
year old woman named Stephanie Davidson posted a photo of
a thief who broke into her home and asked Facebook
for help in identifying this quote unquote trash.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So scary to have your home broken into.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Yeah, apparently Stephanie had a camera set up inside her
house and caught a pretty clear shot of the crook's face.
Oh got it? So responses and comments started flooding in.
And wouldn't she know it somewhat important? Saw it the
thief herself?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Police or something? Wait, she's friends with the thief on Facebook?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Not friends?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
She posted it publicly, Okay, so it just ended up
in her alturithm, it's on this face looks like your face.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah. She even left a comment saying that Stephanie shouldn't
be calling her derogatory terms just for stealing some stuff. Wow.
Quote She doesn't even know me and thinks it's okay
to call me trash. She also said that people should
mind their own business and not get involved.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
What's it?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Okay, Oh, there's so many things there.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Yeah, of course she left the comment with her info attached. Yes,
and now there's a man hunt for the thief whose
name is Misty Cape.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I don't know why there's a man hud. Just check
her Facebook and see where she was.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
She's got one of those.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yeah, just goes to show no one likes to be
bullied on social media, not even criminals. Misty, proud of
you for standing up for yourself. Well s. Next lazer
stories out of the Sunshine State that keeps on giving Loorida. Yeah,
around noon and Key West, a chicken was attempting to

(14:07):
cross the road. This is real everywhere there, Okay, chicken
attempting to cross the road when thirty eight year old
driver Cynthia Sosa stopped for it, and she was waiting
for the chicken to do its thing when another driver
behind her got impatient. They started honking, then swerved around

(14:28):
Cynthia's stopped car, sped past, and well, let's just say
chicken never made it to the other side. Yeah no.
This enraged Cynthia, an animal lover, so she stepped on
the gas and pursued the chicken killer. Yes, get her.

(14:48):
According to witnesses, they saw Cynthia pull a stunt straight
out of a movie. It was able to overtake the vehicle,
slam on her brakes, swerve, and block the road with
her own car.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Justice for the chickens.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
That move is actually on the Florida driving test.

Speaker 13 (15:07):
If you can't do it, they get away part that
they do.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
That's when Cynthia jumped out and tried to open the
driver's side door while the two ladies pushed and pulled.
One was trying to keep the door closed, the other
trying to open it. Cynthia then reached into her purse
and pulled out her bear mace.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh my god, everyone has on them in Key West, Florida.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
That animal friendly.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Ye what animal lover doesn't have a giant can of
bear mace twenty four to seven on them. She sprayed
it directly into the car and into the face of
the woman in the driver's seat wall, screaming this is
for the chicken, so.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
If this isn't vegetarian, there's an issue.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
Yeah, Cynthia jumped back into her car and fled, but
nine was called and cops eventually caught up with the
chicken lover.

Speaker 13 (15:57):
Oh got in trouble and not the chicken killer, and
she was arrested in charge with two counts of aggravated
battery and one count.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Of burglary with assault. On the flip burglary has a
very weird definition. So on the flip side, burglary, I
got that bird. On the flip side, animal advocates are
calling her a hero. One is planning to do a

(16:27):
ceremony where officials will present her with the feather of.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Honor's suddenly the president of PETA, I know, what do
you do?

Speaker 9 (16:36):
Honor?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Who knows better be a humane feather?

Speaker 11 (16:40):
Jeff?

Speaker 8 (16:41):
This next laser stories out of hobby world. We all
know the feeling. You're hanging out on your porch practicing
the craft of fire eating, and next thing you know,
the neighbors are mesmerized, even though it's actually something anybody
can do.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I'm sorry, what.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Without setting self on fire?

Speaker 11 (17:05):
You mean?

Speaker 13 (17:05):
I mean, I feel like there's probably a big practice swallowing.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
I don't know, you don't know if you can do
it until you try it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's a good point. Remember just keep a fire extinguisher
on hand.

Speaker 8 (17:16):
It does bring up the question, though, what are the
top wow skills that are secretly super easy to learn? Wow,
here's the top ones. Number five balloon animals. Okay, I'm
not hearing wows in the room, but.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
I can do just a snake.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Even even stuff more complicated than that. You could pick
it up in just a few hours and be the
life of any family party with kids. That's that's true,
but any weird I was listening, no pay attention. Number
four learning the sky. Being able to identify the stars
and constellations at night and provide a basic weather forecast

(17:58):
just by looking at cloud types and informations. That can
be really impressive.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
My dad, I can look at a star and tell
you what it is like. He's so into the store.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I thought I was going to be that person. I
took astronomy at college and I couldn't stay awake.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
It was so dark, so dark, and the professors were
so boring. So then I had to take it again
because it failed.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
It. It was just a whole thing.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Yeah, taken astronomy for the dates, right.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Brook, Yeah, I could just keep my eyes open.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Number three, lock picking.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's a hobby.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Wow, easy hobby to pick up. I'm not even gonna
tell you why, but lock pickers ruled back in.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
The day before all these electric locks. I would could
do some magic with a coat hanger. I'm going to
tell you in the cars.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
That brings me to number two, which is magic.

Speaker 11 (18:46):
I love that jig.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Actually, Brooke was just talking to me in studio about
how she hooked up with dozens of amateur magicians in
her twenties, thirties, even into her forties.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And then wait, they disappeared?

Speaker 9 (18:56):
Where they go?

Speaker 8 (18:58):
And the number one wow trick that anybody can easily
learn to do is origami.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Do go you're and you fold.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
A swan or like the people that can fold the
dollar bills into cool shape.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Folding paper like a boss will get you way more
respect than you could possibly imagine. At least that's what
the study.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Says, Hey, paper boss, let's go.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
As for this guy, he recently got kicked out of
a craft store for making origami stilettos.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
What he was doing, I.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Don't want to tell you what happened after that. That
sound means laser stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
You've probably heard the famous phenomenon where if you say
any word enough times in a row, it stops sounding
like a word. It just starts to sound weird, like
the area outside of a city in the suburbs is rural.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I lived on rural street.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Brooks say that a few times in a row.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Rural, rural, rural, rural.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I hate it.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
I so you see what I'm saying. But there are
some English words that are tough to pronounce just on
the first try, even though they seem simple. And Google
just released the list of the top words that seem easy,
but Americans struggle to say them the right way. And
I guarantee probably you've been saying most of these wrong.

(20:29):
Oh okay, we're gonna find out when we do it
right after this. What's the last word that you had
to Google for its pronunciation? It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. Maybe it's a famous person's name you saw
in the news, or the medical condition web MD says
that you probably have, or that one word Brook always

(20:50):
struggles with the colorful waxy writing utensils that kids use.
What's it called brook? A cram?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's what you call cram?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
A berry is a craoni?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
How do you say it properly? Crayonka?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Sorry by kids didn't go to private pronunciation elite?

Speaker 8 (21:11):
Yeah, me and Siri, we're upper class. But I bring
all this up because analysts just looked at the Google
search data from the past year to find the most
difficult normal words to pronounce that people seem to struggle
with the most and we have the top ones. I
don't know if we're all going to agree on all these,

(21:32):
but I'm curious to hear what you guys think if
they seem difficult to say or if they're actually kind
of easy.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, Jeff, I.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Don't want that on this show, but.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I did find the list and really wanted to bring
it to everyone.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
No, no, no, in the spirit of fairness, I think
the best way to do this is I'm actually gonna
hand each word to our technical director, Asht, and I'm
going to have him try to read it out loud,
and then we can discuss if we think it's actually
hard to say. Okay, I like, let's go, let's give

(22:08):
this a try. Ashton, here's the first word. I'll let
you say it, and i'll ding you if you're right
according to the pronunciation rules.

Speaker 11 (22:17):
Okay, so this first word, I think it's pronounced hierarchy, hierarchy.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
It's pronounced higher archy, higher higherarchy syllables. There's four syllables,
higher archy, hierarchy, hierarchy, hierarchy, so nice and fancy. It's
kind of tough to say. Let's go to the next word, please, Ashton,
go ahead and read it.

Speaker 11 (22:47):
Entrepreneur.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
I'm sorry, it's entrap.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Entrepreneour.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
It's just ner. There's no newer, not like manure. It's entrepreneurs.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
If you sat down on a date and a guy
told you that he was entrepreneur, entrepreneur, no, get up
and leave, Get up and leave the table.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
If you're just joining us. Google search data found the
top words people have to look up the most for
how to properly pronounce it. We're just trying to determine
if they really are difficult or not.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
But really it's becoming like we're refusing to just pronounce
them properly versus study.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yeah, versus Webster's dictionary. We can fight that if we want.
But the next one, I will say, Ashton is a
little tough, so good luck with it, all right?

Speaker 11 (23:31):
This one Worcestershire.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Brooke got it, Worcester Worcester. Sure we all agree that
one's tough to pronounce.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, it's even harder to spell.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
There's two silent this word.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, it's British and fancy that way. The next word ashton,
please or read it.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
I think it's pronounced poor shah.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
A proper pronunciation is porch two syllables, not porsche.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
I will tell you, don't take you seriously if you
say the word pors like if you're like I want to,
you couldn't.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Afford you relatable, isn't someone Do we think that is
easy to pronounce?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Let you know what it is. It's easy. So if
you're just joining us again, we're looking at Google search
data's most difficult words to pronounce, based on the most
searches for how to say it properly, We're going to
keep going to the next word, ashton. How do you
say that? One? Ah, gyroscope gyroscope, which is different than
the gyroscope a secret device I have in mind. Population yes,

(24:47):
but gyroscope difficult to say or no?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Easy.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
I think we're all on the same page.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
We want to say euroscope because I love euros.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Next difficult word, Ashton, please schedule. Well, this one's kind
of a gray because the schedule in the US, it's schedule.
In the UK, it's schedule schedule.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
The beginning of that in the British way makes my
mouth feel bad.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Schedule the next word, I'm just gonna take my best guess,
a kai, you're.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Not invited to the yoga class?

Speaker 13 (25:33):
How you getting your e bowls every morning without granola?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Aston near the bottom of this hierarchy as this goes,
at least and finally, the last word, This one has
the most Google searches for how to say it properly? Ashton,
go ahead, give it a go already?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (25:54):
Is it croissant?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
How did you say it?

Speaker 11 (26:02):
Cross one?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
I think had it right? Qua it's a no no,
not krap qua quap exactly. So acton this time. You
need to say croissant three times in one sentence. So
it needs to be a lengthy sentence. But don't put
too many commas in it, because we don't know a lot
of positives.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
Okay, I went to the bakery to buy a croissant,
but the quissant baker said they were out of a croissants.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Very flemmy. But what's passable? Those were the most difficult,
simple words that people have to google the right way
to pronounce it.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
And somehow we made French un sexy.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
That's what we do. Phone taps coming up right after this, Brook.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what do
you do if your significant other loves going to the
grocery store and doing self checkout but they're not very
good at it?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Got Wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (27:03):
We're nine times out of ten they need to call
an attendant over because they mess something up or double
scanned an item, or put their food in the wrong area.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, you're laying it's not there.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Well, I'll tell you what you do. You call us
so we can pretend to be the grocery store and
reprimand him for his self checkout shortcomings. That's what we
do in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Another Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the customer Experience department
looking for Brett Gun.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
This is Brett Great.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
My name is Meredith Yanks.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's more your standy you were in one of our
stores recently.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
Is this a survey?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, it's actually about how you use our self checkout stations. Okay,
can you just tell me about that experience?

Speaker 16 (27:58):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (27:59):
Overall was fine.

Speaker 16 (28:00):
I had one thing where the attendant had to come
over and help me scan the avocados. Chobocounter did not
have a sticker on it, so I had to get
the number from the attendant.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
But otherwise okay, So are you saying that you would
appreciate it if the farmers just put the barcodes right
on as they grow them in the fields.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
No, just to convenience you.

Speaker 16 (28:19):
I'm not saying that at all. I'm just telling you
about the issue I had because you asked, why are you.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Calling aggressive scanning?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Brett?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
That's why I'm.

Speaker 16 (28:28):
Calling aggressive scanning.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
What one of the attendants noticed that you were aggressively
scanning your produce extra loudly, creating a real disturbance in
our store.

Speaker 16 (28:40):
Disturbance that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh it did happen.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
It bothered our other customers greatly. How many times you
were scanning the bananas? W just back and forth and
back and forth and back and forth.

Speaker 16 (28:51):
Hey, lady, I was doing that because it wouldn't scan.
The attendant told me to keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Let me ask you a question, Brett. You like to
blame others for your shortcomings.

Speaker 16 (28:59):
Don't you work at a grocery store and you're suggesting
that you don't even know me.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I don't work in a grocery store. At this point,
I am the.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Grocery store and I'm just calling to let you know
that we have a problem with you.

Speaker 16 (29:11):
You have a problem with me for doing what I'm
told to do at the self checkout. That's what you're
calling about.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
What I'm calling to tell you is that from now
on you'll have to stand in line at the regular checkout.
Oh come on, You're banned from all self checkouts for
six months.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
And I'll have you know my supervisor wanted me to
ban you from the store. I had to talk him down.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
What is going on right now? I've suspended from self
checkout because of my aggressive scanning.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's right, And I will say there is a way
for you to cut your suspension and have You're always
allowed to take our free online course called beep Bag Breathe.

Speaker 16 (29:50):
You know what this is dumb.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
I've had enough.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's a way for people to get through self checkout calmly.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I am calm.

Speaker 16 (29:57):
I am perfectly calm when I'm doing the self checkout.
I literally was doing what your employee told me to do.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
This is crazy interesting.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Were you calm self check out the way you're being
calm with me right now?

Speaker 16 (30:08):
No, I'm not calm with you right now because you're
provoking me. You're being extremely condescending, and I didn't do
anything wrong.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Bred Are you done?

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (30:16):
Are you done?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Am I done?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Trying to help you calmly bag your groceries without scaring
fellow shoppers. Oh, my gosh, I guess I am. I
am done?

Speaker 16 (30:26):
Okay, Well, I doubt you can stop me from using
self checkout. I mean, the reasons that you're giving are ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
I don't even know how you're going to enforce this.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Actually, I can now if you do try to sneak back.
Our cameras have been trained to recognize something called wide
stance warriors.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
What does that mean?

Speaker 16 (30:41):
What are you trying to say?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
It's your signature move legs spread, arms flailing slightly as
you jab the scanner.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Our AI video recognition will pick up on it and
you will be arrested.

Speaker 16 (30:53):
You're trying to erect me for scanning my own freaking groceries.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
We're not threatening you. We're rooting for you.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
Brad.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
You can do this.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
We hope you take the necessary steps to get back
in that line again. As long as you can follow directions.
Beep bag, breathe.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
You don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 16 (31:10):
I'm never gonna shop at your stupid store again.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh well, that's funny, Brett, because I don't even work
at that stupid store. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Oh no, yeah, I know you are the store.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
You are the store that's got complex.

Speaker 13 (31:23):
Actually I'm not the story either. I'm actually Brooke from
the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
doing a prank phone call on you.

Speaker 16 (31:29):
You're not from the freaking grocery store.

Speaker 13 (31:34):
This is a phone tap. Your girlfriend Ashley set you up.
She said that it's hysterical to watch you try to
use self check out because you're terrible at it.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Come on, that's so low, that's so low.

Speaker 13 (31:44):
Ah, you were worried about that wide leg stands.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I know that's you at that store.

Speaker 16 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean that does sound like me, but that
beatback boots thing just set me off.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's actually beat bag breathe Brett. Yeah right, don't take
it out on the PRODUCEA.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Wake up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
After many failed romantic encounters and a couple of outright scams,
one of the most lovable and eternally optimistic listeners that
we've ever had on the show is back again. Y.
We know he's gotten himself into some weird situations before,
but this time he thinks it's different because he finally

(32:37):
executed the perfect date night. Yeah, well, at least for
a few minutes until his lady friend received a text
that changed everything. Once you hear it, you'll agree that
this man definitely deserves a do over. We'll try to
make it happen for him. In your brand new Second
Date Update. Next Second Date Update, I'm gonna do a

(33:02):
quick recap about one of my most favorite listeners we've
had on the show in the past year, and I'm
gonna do it because he's back today.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
He's his favorite, not our favorite.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
His name is Randall. And last time we spoke to Randall,
he had met not one, but two international women on
the internet. One was from Vietnam, the other from the Philippines,
and he had even flown out to meet the first
one Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, they turned up not at the airport.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
Yeah, she never showed up. We didn't call that woman.
We ended up calling a different lady, someone that he'd
met locally, because his friend had suggested, why not try
dating in your own area code?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Great friends, why try not getting scammed?

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Yeah, And that woman ended up just wanting to be
his friend and.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Help him avoid scammers.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
But the thing that we learned about Randall is that
he believes in the power of true love. That's true,
and he's just had a bad run of luck lately
and needs our help. So I'm curious to hear about
his latest romantic endeavor. Randell, my guy, welcome back to
the show. How you been man?

Speaker 9 (34:15):
Thank you guys so much for having me back on.
I really appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You tell me in the time between the last time
we talked and now you have wired no one money
no sweet okay.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Does count as wiring?

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yah. We're learning, We're growing that's great. Well, what brings
you back today?

Speaker 9 (34:35):
Well, I had a few friends listen to the show
the last time.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
They agreed with you, guys that I should try dating
more locally first. Okay, and surprisingly I started doing that,
but it hasn't gone that great.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
To be honest, guys, Okay, are you on the apps?
Is that how you're finding women locally to date?

Speaker 9 (34:53):
Well? I met a girl named Sammy and we met
in person.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Okay, you are doing a good thing where you're looking
at the past mistakes and learning and adjusting and adapting.
That's all very good.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Now, you guys know me. I'm a romantic, so I
surprised her with a very facial date. Took her on
a picnic to an outdoor movie.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
You it's great?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Can cherly talk? Can you during the movie? It doesn't matter,
it's outdoors. People are only happy.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Okay, how did it go? Well?

Speaker 9 (35:26):
I think the first thirty to forty five seconds was good.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
What second?

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Well, that's a good start.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
Yeah, just my luck. Right after we sit down and
get situated, she goes, oh my gosh, I think my
friends here. Then she looks at me says, do you
mind if I text them? Where?

Speaker 7 (35:43):
We are, so of course you were like, yeah, tell
your friends to come say hi.

Speaker 8 (35:47):
Right, Yeah, it's a good sign that she's already wanting
to introduce you to her friends.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
True, that's what I thought. It's got it, like, man,
I'm really in there this time. So a couple of
minutes later, a very good looking guy shows up, and
the only face on the little blanket that we have
is on the other side of me. So now I'm
in the middle of them. The movie starts, and then
after you're about to watch it, she whispered in my ear.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
This is my ex wait, her ex boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (36:18):
Yeah, so I had to watch the movie with her.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Egg.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Oh my god, what you stayed?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I have so many questions.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Well, they're on his blanket.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
What is he gonna do?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I'd like blanket alone.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
Anyways, let's hold on. Maybe it gets better from here,
does it?

Speaker 9 (36:34):
It does not?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 9 (36:38):
They're laughing at parts of the movie together that I'm
not laughing at because they have some history of inside
jokes and I don't understand. Oh yeah, here's the bad part.
At one point, she reached around my back and rubbed
his shoulder.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Maybe there's like a spider or something. She flipped it off.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
This is bad.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Why are you wanting to call this woman? She's sounds terrible.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
The woman in the Philippines sounds better.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
It's true. It doesn't sound like this girl's giving you
the attention that you deserve and that you want for
a day respect. Why would you want to reach out
to her.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
I really liked her. I thought she was nice. I
thought we had a good chemistry. I mean, after the movie,
I was like, oh, back to your ex, huh. But
she said we'll always just be friends.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
So I mean that did probably give you hope that
she was still interested in you, though, right her saying that.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
Well, that's what it sounded like to me. She was
trying to make sure I understood they're just friends.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Okay, that is good.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
She's like explaining, like, I know this looks weird, but
I want to reassure you that could be nice.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
So nothing sense, no, And I really would love another
chance with Sammy. I like her.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I think she's the one should be asking for another
chance with you.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
Or her ex.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Maybe.

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Yeah, it would be probably nice to get an opportunity
to a date without an next boyfriend sitting directly next
to you. That would probably help.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
I prefer to sit in the non X section.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Yeah, that's a fair thing.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
It's crazy. You've been on so many dates recently and
none of them have just been one on one with
the woman, and.

Speaker 11 (38:08):
We got to that up.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
I mean, at least get you some answers, because clearly
you're looking for help here.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
I am. I really want them. The person that likes me,
I like them, So if there's something I need to
do to fix that or improve it, I want to
hear it.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
Okay, Okay, you don't need to fix anything about yourself.
You're perfect the way you are, Randall.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Maybe he does well, we all could use growth, Jeff.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
We're going to try to help Sammy see how amazing
you really are when we call her and try and
get you your second date update that's coming up right
after Brook reaches around hoose to scratch my shoulders. Oh wow, Okay,
never mind, we'll just do it after this second date update.
If you're just joining us, we've got Randall on the phone,

(38:53):
friend of the show who's been unlucky in love lately.
He's back because his latest date was with a woman
named Sammy, which also turned out to be pretty unlucky
because Sammy's ex was at the outdoor movie theater where
they both were.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
At and then invited invited to join them. Right.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
That was the really weird part because he ended up
sitting between them for the entire film, which she stayed for. Yeah,
it's not exactly your ideal first meet up and Sammy's
not responding. Now is she back together with that ex boyfriend?

(39:33):
We don't know. We might find out here in a second.
Randall just wants to understand if he's doing something wrong
on these dates.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
You just kind of want to find out what am
I doing wrong? I just think I have a big
heart and a lot to offer.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Not only that, but you're putting in the work, like
you are trying to do different things, change the way
you're dating, even learn from this experience.

Speaker 17 (39:54):
Absolutely, God, I'm frustrated for you.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
I think this is like the good guy's finish last
kind of motto.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
It's like, you know, there's a guy out there who
really does want love and really is trying.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
It's just it's like helpless.

Speaker 8 (40:06):
Well not today to the good guy is gonna finish first,
or at least get some explanation for why he can't win.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, or we'll hang up on her.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
You guys are my best friend.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Try not to think that's a sad thing. But he
you know what, best buddy, we're in this together. I'm
gonna dial her number right now here we go. Hello,

(40:39):
Hey is this Sammy? Yeah, Hey, Sammy. We're calling from
a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
The whole shows here.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
Nobody would talk jeff crazy like we're from a morning show.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Thank you for speaking.

Speaker 17 (40:57):
Sorry, radio, she was sorry.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Don't do radio shows.

Speaker 17 (41:02):
I don't like to talk on radio.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
You've never forgotten that.

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Oh yeah, that is a look. I totally understand that.
And listen. We won't air this unless we have your
permission to do it. But this is a segment. It's
called a second Date update.

Speaker 17 (41:18):
I've heard about that before.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Maybe it's not on TikTok or something.

Speaker 17 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, definitely interesting it is, and you should take
it as a compliment because it means somebody out there
is trying to get a hold of you. I want
to know. I'll play along, Okay.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
I'll just tell you it's a guy that you went
out with recently named Randall. My god, Okay, is that
I'm going to take that as a fun, excited laugh.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
But by Randall, it.

Speaker 17 (41:52):
Was like it was the weirdest date I've had.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
It's really weird. Could you tell us how you felt
it was weird? Because we've heard a little bit from
Randall's side, we'd like to get like your perspective on
the night.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, we know, outdoor movie picnic, super fun.

Speaker 17 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, it was actually like a really sweet idea.
I was like, Wow, this guy really put a lot
into the effort. But my ex was there and he
hugted me. I'm over near the Lemonaque stand.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Wait, how did he know you were there?

Speaker 17 (42:29):
He saw me, I guess from across the way.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay, okay, so he's the one who initiated the conversation
with you.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Dude, how rude.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You were obviously on a date, Like you're showing up
with a guy.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
You know.

Speaker 17 (42:41):
I don't really think my ex knew I was on
a date. And Randall is such a sweet art He's like,
why don't you just invite him over?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
But when we spoke to Randall, he told us that
he was under the impression it was just a friend
of yours.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, you didn't specify.

Speaker 17 (42:57):
Oh well, he was a friend, but he was my
ex friend.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay, so you didn't tell him.

Speaker 17 (43:04):
I wanted to tell him, but it all happened so fast,
and the movie just started and he sat down right
next to us.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
All right.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Oh that makes me feel better though, because it sounds
like you weren't trying for this interaction to happen.

Speaker 17 (43:22):
Absolutely not. I thought he would leave, but he didn't.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Too many nice people that can't say no, So clearly
that wasn't a malicious move on your part, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
But I think what Randall's confused about is if you
liked him so much and you're trying to be so
sweet to him, why aren't you calling him back for
another date?

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Well?

Speaker 17 (43:40):
It was kind of weird because he told me that
it was a movie, but he ran't tell me the
name of it, okay, and he said it was a
historical piece, but guess what movie it was?

Speaker 9 (43:52):
What?

Speaker 17 (43:54):
Fast and Furious? That's not historical?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Was that a joke you say that you're not calling
him back because he misrepresented what film was being shown?

Speaker 17 (44:05):
No, I just I thought it was like weird, Like
my ection and I were just laughing.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Wait, you had told your ex, Like, oh my god,
this guy thinks it's a historical piece and we're joking
about him.

Speaker 17 (44:16):
No, he told us both at the same time, and
he was backing it up with all these backs.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Well, random told you both that it was historically Oh.

Speaker 17 (44:25):
Wow, looking at me like, who is this guy?

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Okay, well, Sammy, thank you for telling us your side
of the story.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Hold on, hold on, I need to let me speak
my piece.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Brilliant, get there, Okay, Yeah, who is that's It's.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Mean, it's randall. Listen. He's actually based on a true story.
You guys do know that, right?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
No?

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Wait is it?

Speaker 9 (44:55):
Yes? The movies are actually based on street crimes that
were happening in LA in the nineties. You guys think
Ben Diesel was the very first person to rob a
semi truck going that fast on the freeway.

Speaker 17 (45:06):
No, sorry, but I did not know that.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
Yes, if you read the forums that I'm a part
of the movie went on Facebook, we all know it's true.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
We talk about it.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
On Facebook.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
To right. I don't know that's true yet. It happened
in Tokyo as well. That's why they made a movie
about it. The street crimes were rampant everywhere.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
I think, I think what you need to do, Randall,
is actually talk to Sammy here.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
That's exactly not about it.

Speaker 8 (45:39):
Yeah, Like, don't you don't have to convince us. You
have to talk to sam.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
You know that I'm a good guy. Yeah, I didn't
get jealous when the guy came over your ex. I
found it weird. But I tell you understand that you're
a nice person too. And I'm just gonna be honest
and straight forward with Sammy when we were sitting there
watching that movie. You may not have to believe me,
but your extra did. Oh you could be with a
man like that that believes the truth. Now, I think
you should be with me as well. Give me a show.

Speaker 13 (46:03):
Oh wow, wait the pitches. If you can date your ex,
you can date me.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Two fellow truth finders.

Speaker 17 (46:14):
No, I'm sorry to break it to you, Randall, but
he did not buy it. Eater. We talked to each
other over.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Text, texting again.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
Well, you know what, he's probably just trying to make
you feel better because you didn't believe it.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Oh, it's like when you talk to those people that
believe the earth is flat and you're like, you know what,
You're right it is.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Maybe he's a good guy. He has some funny quirks.
We'll say that this could be a cute story. You guys,
tell later something that you make fun of him for
in a relationship.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
You know, I'm gonna tell you what man nobody else
did I know is making fun of Fast and the Furious.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
Okay, yeah, well, maybe the benefit is you'll actually learn
some interesting things by giving him another.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Chick his best friends like you.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I could sing, you, guys documents.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
So many Honestly, we need to stop talking about the
true crimes that have happened on the streets of la
and focus on true love, because that's what we're here
to do. Sammy. We're here to attempt to connect you
and Randall one more time. Movies aside, and.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
You deserve to give them another chance. I mean, your
ex hung out the entire time. This guy like he
deserves one more.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
Shot, one on one shot, and we would.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Pay for it.

Speaker 17 (47:27):
I would absolutely love to go out with Randall. Yes,
oh my god, good as a friend.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Oh not again, Sammy kills up.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Maybe he means friend and quotes like she did about
her ex.

Speaker 17 (47:41):
Nods All right, No, there's just not any potential. It's
more of a friend's friend thing.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Friend friend okay, doubling down on the friends.

Speaker 9 (47:53):
Ye, Randall, that's okay, because you know what, you have
to be friends before you can be romantic. So I
still have hope.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Okay, romantic one of those one in a million.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez were friends in the movie
before they got.

Speaker 17 (48:15):
That's not gonna happen. But Randall, I would love to
hang out with you as a buddy.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Oh god, we're downgrading even more as an acquaintance. Well, Randall, man,
I'm sorry. So we've done now two second dates with you,
and you've gotten two friends out of this.

Speaker 9 (48:34):
I'm not feeling down about this guy. Like you said,
I just earned another friend.

Speaker 18 (48:41):
Best friends looking Jeffrey in the morning, man, we should
be so lucky to be like Randall, who's just collecting.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
Friends left and right in his life. Not on purpose,
but he's doing it.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
You know, this guy is so self improvement that one
day it maybe when he's one hundred, he's gonna be
the perfect man.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Think about it.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Hurt my soul when she called him buddy.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
I know now you see how we feel broke, But zone,
how cool would it be if Randall does finally find
love with us? Here on the show and we're there
to witness it.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Wow or better yet, we're calling someone who's like I
want on a date with this guy Randall.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
He won't call me back. Although it is, like Brooke
always says, almost everyone deserves love.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Everyone does.

Speaker 8 (49:36):
She keeps a list of people who don't. So if
you're not on that list, feel free to email us
for help with your dating life. And remember you can
listen to all of our second dates on our podcast
at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you listen to him, and
on our YouTube page.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Check it out Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
If you're an entertainment people always tell you don't read
the com men. Don't read them, nothing good will come
of it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
I read everyone well. I went to our socials and
I did that. I read them, every single one. OKAYID,
and I remember what you said, this guy has no
talent and you, Jeff peaked back in twenty fourteen and
you this dude's like the white William hung with less

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stage presence, has a lot of well guess what blocked
block and blocked.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I think the last one was kind of a compliment,
not to me.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
And now that my mom, dad, and sister have all
been banned from leaving comments on our site. I feel
safe again to perform my craft free from family judgment
with my brand new song of the week.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It's how many times are you gonna block your mom?

Speaker 8 (50:58):
She keeps getting new numbers? Damn Mom, I'm singing. Coming
up right after this, it is time for my song
of the week.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Today.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
Well, honestly, I thought it was over. I thought America
finally had enough of the constant barrage of superhero movies.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
What superhero?

Speaker 8 (51:20):
After Avengers forty nine, the re Rereavengeining. It's like, how
many times can Earth get attacked by evil space leeches
before we all start to say, who cares?

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, the Gal's very scary.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
That's what I thought until this past weekend, when something
incredible happened. A new movie came out in theaters featuring
a man who's stronger, faster, and spam dexier than any
hero in the universe. Some might even call him a

(51:57):
super man. Eh, what do I call him? My dad?
But most people know him as Superman? Your dad, Ken,
That's just what I called him.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Yes, Clark Kent is back dominating the box office. Made
over two hundred million dollars in its opening weekend. And
even though he's got more incredible powers and a more
chisel jawline than any other super.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Stud I mean, honestly, he has to be the hottest
to be able to pull that outfit off, because right
now you're in a Superman cape and you look like
an eight year old.

Speaker 13 (52:32):
Oh wow, I wasn't a dig It's just hard to do.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It's hard to make it look madly.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
The supervillains exist on Earth too when they're in the studio.
But the thing is, it doesn't mean that Superman doesn't
have issues too. Nobody ever talks about how hard it
is to be him.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, and to only have a pair of glasses as
a disguise.

Speaker 10 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Plus just imagine with all those powers, like he can't
even go into a Macy's without accidentally seeing into all
of the dressing rooms. I mean, you think that's a
good thing. No, you'd get tired of it after a while.
That's why I had to sing a song about the
struggles of being a Superman living in a normal human world.

(53:20):
It is, and that's why instead of doing Bruno Mars
when I was your Man, It's young Jeffrey's dumb laser vision.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Superman's not great at rhymes. Let's just give him some
props off hot one.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
But yeah, he grew up with a different language.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
Yeah, so here we go. I'm at a point when
I'm ready.

Speaker 19 (53:42):
Point same fish, but my punches don't pack the same inkpal.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
No phone boots left in the city for me to change.

Speaker 20 (54:09):
They kick me out of much him because I benched
forty thousand poundss. I chose a secret life where my
day job is so crushing because I write for the
The Daily Planet got downsize for why all my superpowers

(54:38):
gotta backlash sneeze while smelly flowers set off of sonic
blast the cool tattoos I'm craving, but no, my skin's
too damn and perty and ooh, super smell is dangerous
in my heart.

Speaker 8 (54:59):
Yoga class.

Speaker 10 (55:02):
Fly a word in.

Speaker 19 (55:06):
My reputation being hurting my tender game. It's hard to
stay a man of steel after too many cups of wine.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Now I'm faster than a spitting bullet, but not that way.

Speaker 12 (55:25):
Giving girls free lask with these laser eyes, melted hearts
like swoop tears, Comba, don't run the Faber rides the head,
leaping over.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Towers because people think it's a bread.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
So many flying hours, I gave myself jet lag a
gender of filled parties above the Pit's surprise for mom
and dad, x ray Ey her baby barn and said, hey,
little man.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
And now I'm scared.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Because I've heard isis tracking hay Leys.

Speaker 19 (56:23):
And well, I came into the USA, not exactly.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
In the quote legal way. My passports crypt down up
the damage from my m counters.

Speaker 19 (56:39):
He's in the billions, destroyed seven high rise towers getting
punched into them.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Lois Linge keeps saying, I got a hero complex, fastrond Off,
fighting legs, Luthor, I'm start date night again, just an
ice for loser.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Because I'm Superman. Oh, yes.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
For it.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I've never even thought about the tattoo angle.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Yeah wow, you can't get inch, no matter how badly
he wants to, just to.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Keep every secret, every gender review present he gets.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I'm sure, can I get homeowner's insurance?

Speaker 8 (57:27):
No destruction? Yeah it's a negative.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
He sneezes too hard. The whole house is going exact.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
So let's like pour him out for Superman today. You
were feeling bad for him texting seventy eighty five nine too,
tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
We're gonna post the video up on all of our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, TikTok, Insta all
of it with the lyrics there so you can see
and share with a fellow Superman fan.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
You know what, I'll never make fun of your cape again, Jeffrey,
you look great in the Superman out fairly.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
Yeah. The whole time I'm reading her mind with my
super thoughts, and I know she's not telling them. The
shore that's your song of the.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
Who doesn't love a good story of perseverance.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
They're the best people.

Speaker 8 (58:17):
Who climb back up on that horse after getting bucked off.
But today's player hasn't just been bucked off the horse.
She's been dragged down the street behind the horse, kicked
in the mouth, and trampled by all of his horse friends.
Because Natasha is oh to eighteen, but she keeps.

Speaker 21 (58:37):
On on, coming back for more punishment. The Natasha, what
brought you back once more?

Speaker 8 (58:52):
For more punishment? Natasha, Well, you.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Know what, she's obviously an optimist.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Yeah, she's like this.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Ain't my first rodeo. I've been trampled by horses a lot.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Yeah, so today might be your day. Brook's gonna leave
the studio so we can get right to your moment
of glory. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know, and you could
say past, but you have to beat her out right
if you want to win. You know how it works.
Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (59:19):
I'm ready?

Speaker 8 (59:20):
Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day. In
nineteen seventy six, Nadia koma Ni became the first person
in Olympic gymnastics to achieve what score.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
The perfect?

Speaker 8 (59:33):
What is the only letter that doesn't appear in a
US state? XQ or z.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Se no.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
Xqq q When referring to music, what does the K
and K pop stand for? There are only two species
of eagles in America bald and what other?

Speaker 9 (59:53):
The United States Postal Service because that's what I work for.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
I don't know if that's going to be the right answer,
but I love the logic that you put into it, Natasha,
well done. Now Brook has come back into the studio
here and it says on my screen or I don't
know if it says you already did this or you're
planning to, but you are gonna take your daughter to
San Diego this summer. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking more like

(01:00:23):
I want to go for Disneyland.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I really want to go Christmas time for Disneyland.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
But that's where I go. Do you make the drive
down to San Diego?

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
You know, no, i'd fly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I will say.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
The train ride is really fun from La to San Diego.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Brook loves trains.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Kids love trains, scenic.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
It's scenic too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
They can run around as much as you want.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Yeah, and we were in San Diego for a radio
convention not too long ago. But what's your take on
the city of San Diego in general?

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
I love it, I asked Brook.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yeah, what'd you think about being in San Diego?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I've been there a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
It's great, so good positive.

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
Reviews, even though you weren't asking me.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
Well, Natash hasn't been there yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
She's been there before. She's just gonna take her daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Oh yeah, I see us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Okay, this is what happens when Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Writes down his conversation questions.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Well, yeah, okay, all right, I'm a loser, so here
we gook. It's your turn? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen seventy six,
Nadia Komanici became the first person in Olympic gymnastics to
achieve what score?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Uh ten?

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
What is the only letter that doesn't appear in a
US state? X Q or z q when referring to music?
What does the K and K pop stand for Korean?
There are only two species of eagles in America bald
and what other?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Mmmm?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Pear of green?

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
The Amazon rainforest is huge and spans over how many countries? Five? Seven?
Or nine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Oh, I'm gonna go nine.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
All right there, it is time to go to the
scoreboard to see how boll did with Jose Do you like?

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Do you like?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Fly?

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Do?

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Natasha? You got to today?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Don't know if I did it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
And for a good ball?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I really thought you might have done that one oh
nineteen nights.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
The horses strike again. O man, I'm sorry, Natasha, not today.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. On this day
in nineteen seventy six, Nadia Komonici became the first person
in Olympic gymnastics history to achieve a perfect ten Natasa.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
We actually did not give it to you because we.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Needed those number. Yell. All you said was a perfect
score and we needed the actual number.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
That was kind of good. That was a good way
around the lesson that trick.

Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
Yeah, the best score. The only letter that doesn't appear
in the US state is the letter Q, referring to music.
K and k pop stands for Korea Korean pop music.
There's only two species of eagles in America, bald and
golden eagles, and the Amazon rainforest spans nine different countries
two point three million square miles. Imack and going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
A hike and getting lost, Well, they're trying to make
it so it's easier to navigate, so by tearing by
tearing it down.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Hey, so you gotta be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Yeah, we need some roads in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
No, no, no, we don't. We don't want that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
That is not what we want. Natasha was not enough
to beat Brooke today. But just for playing, we are
giving you a pair of tickets to see Khalid perform
at the Washington State Fair.

Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
What okay? Nice?

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
The countdown to your next beating starts. Now we'll see
get the horse you ready, We'll do Windbrooks book same
time on Monday

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,