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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, your brand new full show starts right now.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well right now, right.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
After we finish talking.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, away, try to make it all about me
because I finally finished my summer.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Dare yes you day dude, y'all are trying to give
me a concussion.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
You are blinder than I thought.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What did you think?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Everyone's like, what's that forty feet away from me? I'm like,
I don't know. I don't have my glasses on.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'll say some of them floated a little, but some
of them sank real quick.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Scared for you.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You got to watch the video, Yeah, I and it
takes my glasses off and just catch things that we're
falling from the air.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, not smart.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Maybe we won't do that again next.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I asked my eye doctor once, like what I was like,
twenty twenty wise, because that's not how prescriptions work.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
She was like, I don't know, maybe nine hundred twenty oh,
which means which means.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What you see a nine hundred feet away Alexis I
have to be twenty feet away of to see the same.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, that's that's how that worked.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Do you use an echo location to get around.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
But you have a great fear that I'm going to
be in a zombie apocalypse and the zombies are going
to take my glasses and yeah, brain sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
The first one to go.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah, So there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
So go again to our YouTube channel if you're not
already there at Brook and Jeffrey, you can see all
the videos and the challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh An Jeff's song of.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
The week, oh An jeff Song of the Week.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's why it's also brand new and your full show
starts right now.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yesterday we talked about how Crispy Kream is launching Pumpkin
Spice earlier than ever this year. Yeah right now, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's already out and then it's going to be done
and then in the middle of August.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Gone off Sprook and Jeffrey in the morning. Meanwhile, Starbucks
has told their customers to expect Pumpkin spice drinks on
August twenty six. But now Starb's has made another announcement.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
There's an update on this. This is drama.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Now it's not about Pumpkin Spice, but they're now asking
their customers to please stop bringing prints and desktop computers
into their stores.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No someone's lugging a full on printer inside of Starbubs.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, specifically in South Korea.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Can you imagine asking someone to hold the door for you.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Hold on a second. But in South Korea right now,
there's a practice called cogong Chuck. I nailed it. That's
where remote workers spend prolonged time working out of local
coffee shops in internet cafes. And apparently it's getting way
out of hand where they're not just bringing in their

(02:38):
desktop computers and their printers, they're bringing their own ergonomic
office chairs in. They're bringing space heaters into Starbucks. Let's
just posting up and working there from nine to five.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
And but they're like, excuse me for rasis, could you
keep it down.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm on a conference call.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, let's not laugh at this, because this is an
epidemic that's happening in Starbucks in South Korea.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, I mean, I applaud them for not feeling guilty
about taking up that much space in the world.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
You know, if they're a good customer, I'd rather have
been there all day than someone else.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
If you're.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Well. Starbucks disagrees. A spokesperson issued a statement saying while
laptops and personal devices are welcome. Customers are asked to
refrain from bringing in their entire home office.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Wow, Starbucks, Little Judge Brook brings in her rumbo, so
it's just like cleaning around her.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
So many people listening in their cars with their fax
machines are turning around right now.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Oh no, we're going to seventy five nine two.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, I got to put up pictures of my kids
on the table.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Gotta do it somewhere else. Now, let's move on. We're
gonna get to the shock collar question of the day
with a man who's packing quite the kajung jack underneath
his day. I think you said it right, our digital producer.
Let's go well, today.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Is World Greatness Day. Yes, so we're gonna celebrate the overachievers,
the high flyers, the people, places and things who looked
at themselves and said, you know what, we're so freaking awesome.
We're just gonna put the word great right in our
own title. Yes, no podsty no shame. There's a reason
they didn't call it the above average Wall of China.

(04:23):
They confidently went ahead and labeled it the Great Wall.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
It's a pretty good wall.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
One of the best. People are saying and Today, we're
honoring that kind of bold self promotion with a special.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
Great edition.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Plenty of twenty. She stole that from me. Every single
answer has the word great baked into it. You just
say a number one through twenty. I'll give you a
hint about a specific great person, place, or thing. You
just have to name it to stay in the game.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
All great.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
We'll start with the woman who still let frequently get
stuck in sewer. Greats, I didn't know where you're going.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Those are dangerous. Don't walk on those.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
At twelve, number twelve, Alexis. This f Scott Fitzgerald novel
follows a mysterious millionaire who throws wild parties and hopes
of winning back the love of his life.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Don't worry.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
There's a movie that's made after it. I've seen it
and I would love to be invited to parties. Oh
I hate the ending of this movie. But whatever, it's
the great.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
The Great gas is correct. Great work, Alexis.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
We've also read the book. I'm sure, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
A character in twelve has been taken.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'll take eight because it's great.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Hey, Brook.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
In this show, amateur chefs battle each other in a
big tent trying to impress judges who somehow make criticism
some polite.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yes, I know exactly what this show is. It is
the Great British Bake Off.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yes, had you said Great British Baking Show, I would
not have given you. That's in America. We're going for
the English version. Jose to Jose. This North American mountain
range shares part of its name with great If you
want to hike it, you bring your legs, your lungs,
and maybe a will.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
It's tough.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
The Great Death Trail.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Mountains, the Mountain.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Death Trails go though, the Great Death Skills.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Wait, no, there is the Something Skills Mountain.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
That's where.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's the cat Skills, the cat Skills.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I don't know where I came up with that joke.
I was like, I made the joke.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
I don't know the original mountain. There was a joke
in there, the death Skills. What's the name of the mountain?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
The mountain? I can't think of a great range.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
You know a hiker though, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Can you name any mountain range?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
The Appellations Great Appalations, though, Jose, it was looking for
the Great Smoky Mountains. The National Parks traddling North Carolina
and Tennessee, famous for misty blue ridges and danger and
not the kind of smoke you're thinking where it's smoking? Yeah,

(07:11):
I gota you're twelve and.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Eighteen, have taken twenty please twenty wow.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Jeffrey founded in nineteen eighty two. This hair salon chain
is perfect. Do you want to quick cut to fix
the bangs?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
This isue?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Oh, you may not know what he's I don't know
if I've ever went to a chain barber before.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I mean not, Yeah, my god.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
But what would they call a chain barber?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
A place not to get your bangs cut?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
That same they cut my hair so bad?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yes, sorry, gay, it was just a person.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah great, hut great snips, tiny tips? What do they
gotta think like a I gotta think like a poor person? Yeah?
Where would Alexis get her roots?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Died past it? Every day?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's right?

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Great clips? Yes, clips?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Poor there jeff and we're back to Alexis. Your hair
looks fine, it's there, Yeah, Alexis. This rock and roll
classic by Jerry Lee Lewis will make you shake, rattle,
and probably reevaluate your furniture insurance. What great are we
talking about? Her words for it what's that?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Goodness, Gracious, you're.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Just confusing everyone in the room.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Gracious shaking. It's a song, old song, it is a boogie.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Boogie is incorrect working for the nineteen fifty seven hit
Great Balls of Fire. But goodness, because that means Brooke
and Jeffrey have both won today's edition of plenty of
twenty y.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Can we do a great, big shock and make them
both great?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Idea? Say double the shock with Jose and Alexis today
They're both going to be singing Great Balls of Fire
by Lewis.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I I primed you.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Okay, you're not just follow my lead.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You share my nerves and you ran on my brain.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
A man, you brought my wheel to throw good I'm
trying to get to that part.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
I thought that was actually pretty decent. Okay, that's your
shot dollar question of the day. We got your phone
tab its coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
We've done it. We just completed the final you Wouldn't
Dare Summertime challenge.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yeah, brought to us and.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I somehow missed it into concussion.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and the last
dayre was for Brook called the Flying Blind Challenge, which
is an ode to her absolutely terrible eyesight, where we
had various objects tossed off the top of a two
story building while Brooke was standing trying to catch and
name them mid air without her giant glasses on. Basically

(10:06):
just a good excuse to throw a bunch of stuff
at Brook's head.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You were gonna throw like liquid things or a lot
of food items, you know, that's kind of like our
show's em not heavy objects.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
What are you even talking about. We did throw food
and water and all sorts of lunch item.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Street pretty good at guessing, just the food.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Division because it's amazing. And Brooks she's still in her
village people construction worker outfit from when she was doing
it during the day. What do you think out of
all of them, was your favorite item?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I really liked catching the lady.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, the lady, Yes, a woman from falling from two stories,
the blow.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Up doll, the lady of the night. I caught her
and I saved her.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
She said thank you in my ear really softly.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
I didn't see down below. Was there a kiss.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I didn't feel like it was appropriate because I asked
for her permissions.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Maybe off cameras. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I also was really proud of myself for catching the egg,
the raw egg. Yeah, I didn't know what it was.
I will say that until it broke into my hand.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
You know.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
To me, Brooke, I think you got off a little
bit easy this year. In twenty twenty six, drives Through
to Cathlon Part two KFC edition. Just buckets and buckets
of chicken and loose coalslaw until she can't move blind, yes,
blind again.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Please make me go around the drive through driving without
my glasses, Joe.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
But reminding everyone, if you want to see Brook getting
pelted with a doughnut that Alexis bought two weeks ago,
just type in Brook and Jeffrey on your typing device
and you'll find it there.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, I still got egg on my arm over heah,
it's so fast.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
It's lunch for later. Laser Stories next, it's the radio
that's making yoga more Italian by adding spaghetti to your workout.
Stretch your noodle, find your sauce, and achieve your inner
Aldente with Laser Stories al a segment where we read

(12:16):
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser. There's other feedawinis, just don't Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I thought you're gonna go with Nama pasta.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
This first laser story is out of France. Fifty nine
year old Lauren van Wassenhoven was hired in nineteen ninety
three by a French telecom company as a human resource specialist.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Goh, she sounds like a boring job, but people need
to do it.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, so good for you.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Well, due to some health issues, though, she was instead
offered a secretarial position and her employer adapted her workplace
to suit her needs.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I can hear stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
That was until two thousand and two, when the company
got purchased and new managers put her on standby, meaning
they paid her still full salary, but didn't give her
any actual.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Work, like none at all, even like yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Some French telecom company. But a little while later she
was told that she didn't even have to come into
the office anymore, and for the last decade she has
collected paychecks and literally didn't even have to show up
for work.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Better than winning the lottery because then you get health insurance.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Well yeah, well, it might sound like a dream. Lauren
says it was a total nightmare because she felt like
a complete outcast and was treated like she didn't even exist.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's what we've always dreamed our company to do for us.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Now, if you can believe it, she's demanding to come
back and work, and she is going to force her
way in by suing the company.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
She instantly regret her decision.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Watch they settle out of court. She gets one one
sum and she's like, no, I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Go back, so you don't know what you're missing.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Before she arrives, she has asked for an undisclosed sum
of money from her employer and a full time office job.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Don't want that.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
And she even told the courts that being paid for
not working was literally the most difficult thing in the
entire world.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Oh my god, I can't let this girl took your
headphones off.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah, stormed out of the studio because of that.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Two weeks later, she's like, guys, I think you're overpaying me.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
His next lazer story is out of London. Forty one
year old Matt Barr has been in the news a
lot over the last few years because he has a
certain body part that has helped him win a dubious
worlds record.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Oh, okay, don't brag.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
This is an event that we can take girl.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
I'm not going to go in any of the details
of what body part or where it is. I'm just
gonna say. I'm just going to say in number. Okay,
fourteen point four.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Frightening.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
The reason the reason Matt is back in the papers
is because recently he broke his arm. It was his arm,
but he blames it on his world's record situation.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
No, wait, did he actually trip on it?

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, apparently he was in the shower and couldn't see
his own feet, so he stepped somewhere where he shouldn't have.
He didn't trip on it, He just couldn't see where
he was stepping because it was blocking the view and
it caused him to slip on some soap.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Gosh, is he telling you this?

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Why he's told the news outlet because he's frustrated that
this happened to him. You should be concerned. Any sudden
movements can also mess with his balance and make him
feel lightheaded.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I bet he's really thankful that skinny jeans are out.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
As for relationships with Matt, he says they're hard.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I bet yeah, that would be.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
No pun intended. He recently told a story about how
he was with a woman once and swung his hips
too quickly and she ended up with a concussion.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I don't want to dance with him. They're dancing right,
knocking her out.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Weirdest, he just turned too quickly.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
He wasn't on purpose.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Plus there's more than a few vacation resorts who've asked
him to leave because of his board shorts.

Speaker 10 (16:42):
We are not.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Just watch shirts. It seems like ten inches.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, we're not old enough or mature enough for this
news story.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Any Well, we're almost done because he is trying, even
wearing compression stuff underneath. It's still not helping though. So
now there's a photo going around of Matt with his
broken arm in a sling. He's in some loose fitting
slacks and let's just say, nobody's looking at his arm.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, where's the cab?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Wait, he has arms?

Speaker 6 (17:11):
This next Lazer story is out of the TikTok tree house.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
Really.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
The other day, a gen Z woman posted a video
on her socials of her walking out the door of
a hotel and out into the parking lot. Yeah, with
the tagline hey, boomers. This is how you check out
of a hotel. You just walk out.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I mean, yeah, it's the best thing ever. Or use
your phone, but you don't even have to.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
In the caption, she added, the front desk doesn't need
you to tell them that you're leaving, and they don't
need you to hand them your room key.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
The only time I do that is when it's like early,
if I have like a six am flight that way,
I'm like, hey, I'm already out this room. Someone could
check it early.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
My mom works at a resort, and they think it's
helpful because then they can mark that that one's ready
for cleaning and they can get it cleaned earlier.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yes, there is a former housekeeper who says it does
make the job a lot easier if you're polite about that.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Before check out totally.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
But if you're leaving at noon anyway, you.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Just just leave Otherwise, Like, it's technically true at a
lot of hotels that you don't need to tell the
front desk. But some people in the comments are saying
that's rude.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Because you need to go give goodbye hugs.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, that's the proper way to leave. The four seasons
the way aren't you.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Supposed to just sit on your bed and wait for
housekeeping goodbye.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
An older travel expert weigh in on the debate and
said you should always be checking out at the front
desk in order to get your receipt and to make
sure that there weren't any additional charges. Okay, I have
to say I just left my biggest hotel and I
purposely checked out on my phone because I did not
want to see my room service receipt. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I was like, I know, I ordered room service twice.
This is gonna suck. Let's just check me out.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
The thing is that may be a little bit more
of a boomer take on it.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Because nobody takes paper receipts anymore.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
A lot of the places will leave a receipt at
your door, They'll have a digitally sent to you through
email after your app And finally someone says, just let
them know as you're walking out. It takes ten seconds
max quote. It's a weird thing to feel like a
bad ax over though.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
But oh it's the TikTok video. Yeah, feel like I'm
just leaving.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
I'm so cool not telling anybody.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
It's like an explosion as she walks out.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
But what about when this guy checks out.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Or checks it.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
The front desk says he calls down ahead of time,
but for some reason, it takes him three whole days
to reach the law. I feel like he gets distracted
with other activities in between. But that now means Laser
Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
do it again, same time on Monday.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
The word la booboo just made it into the Oxford
English Dictionary.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Of course it did.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Why because it's the hottest toy trend in the entire
world right now, getting sold out at stores all across
the country all summer long. But the question is what's
going to be next. What's the next big thing to
come from overseas and blow up here in America. Well,
there's an item being made in China that adults all

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across Asia are buying. They're shipping out ten thousand a day.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Okay, let's go buy eight cases now.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
You could be coming here soon. So if you want
to be cool, you might need to buy one. You'll
find out what it is right after this.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Hot gossh going.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
It is no secret we keep up with what's hot
on this show. Book and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Is coming in hot Alexis and I do you're usually
about a.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Month late, Goss.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Did you hear me seductively whisper hot Goss at the
start of this. We know all the hot trends, the
hot topics I see.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Are you're going to finally announce that Taylor Swift has
a twelfth studio album probably out.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
You've never heard of her. I don't know who you're
talking about, but if it's hot and it's happening here,
then chances are we know about it. And the hot
commodity right now we've been wanting to talk about this
for a minute. Is a toy called le Boo Boo Dolls.
Have you all seen these?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah, everybody in the world has.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
They've recovered this weeks ago on today versus.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Oh, the segment no one's ever heard of? That's cool?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
We played.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Have you listened to the theme song?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
It's so cute.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Nobody's listened to it because it's not hot like hot guys.
But if you haven't heard of Laboo Boo dolls, they're
basically like the modern day Beanie Baby, These collection of
like ugly cute monsters. They come from China, like literally
all toys do. But they're sold in blind boxes where
you only find out what character you get after you
open it. They've gone viral because of TikTok and celebrities

(21:47):
and everything.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
They're super cute and.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
They're based on a book.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah, and they're so valuable now thieves are actually stealing them.
In fact, there was a great La Booboo heist that
just happened in southern California.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Which I mean putting the name Labuobo at the beginning
of it doesn't make it sound scary.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
It makes it sound kind of cute. But four mass
thieves smashed down the door of a toy store recently
just to steal the Laboo boos, nothing else. And here's
the owner of that store explaining what happened.

Speaker 12 (22:18):
I just had a gut feeling to wake up, you know,
and check my phone, so I witness everything live when
they were in here robbing.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
The stuff, amy just for the Laboo boos.

Speaker 12 (22:27):
Everything that was more expensive because cash I didn't have
any passion register.

Speaker 11 (22:31):
Yeah, they know because they it's the most valuable stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
They only left the stuff that are not really.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Popular, So they made off with about thirty thousand dollars
worth of merch in La Boo Boos. And the thing
is whether you've whether or not you've heard of La
Boo Boos before, it's a big thing. And it made
us wonder what else could be the next big thing
to come to the US from somewhere else in the world.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh, that's a cool thought.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
And we found that found a few different things that
might be coming here. Like in Asia right now, there's
a new trend coming. The light seems a little bit
bizarre and kind of disturbing to some where adults are
now using pacifiers in public places, especially when they're commuting.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Oh, this isn't from a festival night like, it's not
just a ray, not just at a ray, literally out
in public with these giant adult pacifiers.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Because my coats are looking at the pictures. They're much
larger than the normal ones you'd see on babies.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
They're definitely adult size.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
These people are lazy. I still suck my thumb. Just
do the old school.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Figure out your mouth.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
It's not wrong, that's lame. If you put a pacifier
in your mouth, now you're cool.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Just at a food festival with my kids and they
had giant baby bottles that you could get that were
filled with lemonade.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
And my kids wanted one so bad, and so I
finally buckled. I'm like, fine, We'll go get one for
you guys to share.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Baby stuff is cool.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
Anything to make Brooks children look like babies again.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's people to shut up because their mouth is closed.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
In China, these adult pacifiers are so popular. They're selling
ten thousand of them a day on certain Amazon style
websites and you.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Could put a lububu keychain at the end of it.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Oh you colt, Yeah, And why are they becoming so popular?
Some claim they help with your snoring. Others say it
helps with weight loss because it curbs you're snacking. You
can't eat sour cream and onion ruffles with a pacifier
in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Everybody's going to have an extreme overbite soon.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Yeah. So what else is happening around the world that
could catch on in the US soon. There's a food
trend that's been making news food Japanese sushi donuts.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Have you seen the first a sushi donut. It's not
like sushi placed on a regular of pastry donut. It's
sushi rice shaped into a donut form and then they
top it with sushi ingredients like raw fish, avocado, sesame
seeds with sabi. And it's huge in Asia right now.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
So good.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Actually, it's a trend that's already I kind of made
its way over in certain cities here. Chicago is the
first one to really adopt it, and it's gaining more
traction online with Instagram and Pinterest, because you can make
the sushi doughnuts look really colorful artistics, just like meant for.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
New York, and you buy a dozen, it'll only set
you back three hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Yeah, so that.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
The only people who don't like these are snobby sushi
purists who believe sushi should be eaten as a traditional
role like samurai ate them back in the fourteen hundreds,
and well, technically.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
They should be bite by bite, you know, the simplicity
of a one part bite.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Why did you open the door for jose to talk about?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, that was my mistake. All right, We keep going
because finally, the trend that's huge right now in the
UK but hasn't made its way over to America yet
is glowing the dark urban camping.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I don't comprehend what you just said.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
So it's basically sleep in your backyard. No, if you
do that with the.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Kids, it's camping out in public parks in the city.
But everything that you have is neon and glowing, like
the roaches and the steaks on your tent glow. The
cooking gear that you have glows. They even make actual
glow tents.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Now, cool, jeff I don't know that tents are typically
allowed in public parks.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Are trying to crack down on that.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Well, it's cool in the UK, Okay, yeah, because apparently
it's a fun date night activity in England right now
where you're like, hey, girl, you want a glow camp.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
In a city?

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's the part I just can't.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Okay, y'all are being snobs about glow camping right now.
It's going to be the hottest thing in America in
like five years, and you're going to look back at
yourself and be like, I was wrong.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Show we will be a glow studio.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
You can't wait. Those are the hot international trends making
the news today that you could be seeing in your
town soon. Phone tabs coming.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Is there anything more awkward than those first few days
right after someone at your company gets let go.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, isn't the worst.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
There's all this weird tension in the air. You don't
know what to say. Well, luckily we solved that problem
by telling the guy that the new company he's about
to join already has a plan on how to fire him.
Problem is solved. You are welcomes your phone right now.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Hi, Nathan, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm calling from Incorporated. My name is Betty. Betty don't oh, Betty,
how you doing. I'm great?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And I hear that you're starting at the office next Monday.
So welcome to the team.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Oh, thank you. I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna
be fun.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Well, it is my job to help onboard you cool.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
So like email, log in, security, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You got it exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
But before we can do that, we do have to
finish your offboarding planing.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Uh huh, you know, for when you leave the company.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
We like to get that handled ahead of time to
avoid any mess.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
What happens if I end up staying there?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh, I mean nobody stays forever. You're gonna have to
leave one day?

Speaker 9 (28:23):
Yeah, okay, you never know.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It could be downsizing or a firing. We just have
to have it in writing.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Okay, I'm just confused because I've never heard of anyone
doing off boarding when they were getting hired.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
No, I hear that sometimes. Let me see if I
can clear this up for you.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Yeah, that'd be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Actually, in the past, we've had some pr issues when
we've let employees go, you know, when it's kind of
our fault. Yeah, but that's not a good look for management.
So we're not doing that anymore. Okay, So we're going
to make sure that we're in charge of the narrative
no matter what really happened.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
You can't see, but I'm winking over the phone to you, wink.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
We So basically, you're going to be writing a story
of how I leave the company at some point.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Actually, you're going to pick the story. We're just going
to give you options. Option A embezzlement pretty white collar.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I like that way.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Option B lude behavior in the office.

Speaker 9 (29:27):
Wait wait, wait, hang on, I'm trying to process what
this actually is.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, what story you like best?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I do have a really good third option for you.
Option see public intoxication and urination at.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
An off site office event. No, public doesn't even feel
like it's your fault.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Okay, this is just weird. You're telling me I have
to pick one of these ways. You're gonna let me
go in the future.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, not like you're actually gonna do it. We're just
going to say that you did.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I mean, honestly, I think it's pretty fair. Last week
a new employee chose public defecation.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
What you're lucky that's not even on the list.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
No, No, this can't be allowed in this day and age.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, I do think I need to remind you, though.
We can't pay you your signing bonus until you pick.

Speaker 13 (30:19):
Greatst No, my signing bonus has nothing.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
To do with your weird off boarding proplems.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Those are the rules, though I.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
Haven't even started at the company yet.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
You know what I can do. I can just click
undecided and you know what that means. It means that
I get to spin the wheel.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Wait, what is the.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh okay, embezzlement. That's fun.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
No, I cannot do this.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Hold on, I just need to put that in your record.
Let me type it in.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
No, you can't put that down.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh you sound worried.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Let me remind you again. Nobody's gonna see this until
you leave the company.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
That could be a long time time.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
In fact, most people never leave because they don't want
their offboarding story to get out.

Speaker 9 (31:05):
That the program. You just hold that over them as blackmail.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Pretty creative, right, It's not creative.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
It's illegal.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It's not what your friend Carl said when we ran
the idea by him. He said it was a great
idea for a phone tap.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm telling you, this isn't real. This is Brooke from
the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
doing a phone tap on you. It's just a brank
phone call.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Are you freaking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Carl said he just wanted to congratulate you on.

Speaker 12 (31:40):
Your new job.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
Oh my god, I thought.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
You would be more excited about the embezzlement choice that
the wheel landed on. We could spin it again if
you want me to throw in public defecation on there.

Speaker 9 (31:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
I do.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Look at that you slept with the boss's daughter.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Week up every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
It's almost time for your second date updates. Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning. And if someone vanishes in a
magic act, that's cool. Yes, really, if someone vanishes during
your first date, that's not as cool.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
It's a magic show.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, dating a magician, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
But it's especially weird when she disappears along with her car.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Okay, she's definitely gone.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
That happened to one of our listeners recently. He's not
sure if she meant to do it or if there
was just a weird miscommunication at the end of the night.
After you hear it, you tell us if you think
it was intentional in your brand new second Date update
right after this second Date update date. We've had some

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strange requests on this second before, like, for example, the
listener who wanted us to pretend we were from a
British radio show because he lied and said that he
was from London.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, my accent's so good.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
But we tried it. Also, someone who asked our producer
if we could alter his voice so his wife wouldn't
recognize him if she heard it. No, that wrong show
for that. No, not us, we believe it or not.
We do have a limit of what we're willing to do.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
It's very low. It is the bar is low.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
But there is a bar. But today one of our
listeners has emailed with a request specifically for Brooke, and
we'll find out if she's willing to accommodate it.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Would you like another English accent?

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Let's find out. His name is Briar Brier. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 13 (33:46):
Hey guys, I really need you on my side for
this one.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Oh yeah, I can do that. I mean, unless you
did something really dumb.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
This already stipulation.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Well it's like I said, yeah, so that I remembered.
I don't know anything about this, that's true.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Why do you want Brooks approval?

Speaker 13 (34:06):
I just I've listened to Brooke on a couple of
different occasions before you know where.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
The real power comes from. That's what you just needed
to say.

Speaker 13 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, in a nutshell, I enjoy your inion.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Okay, So let's get into your date that you went on.
What's the girl's name?

Speaker 13 (34:23):
So her name was Siona, Okay.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
I took her to like a medium price restaurant.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
He served a lot of different types of Americans, but
it was it.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Was good Brook America.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm not a big fan lately, I love Denny's Oh yeah,
all Miami.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean Apple's kind of hit sometimes, you know, Chili's
is my number one. I would say.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
So, now we got Brook back on board, let's keep
going with it. How did it go with the restaurant?

Speaker 9 (34:55):
You know, it was it was good.

Speaker 13 (34:56):
I was just really trying to focus on her and
make sure that she was okay, to see if she
had any any type of needs.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like you mean you were just like asking her questions
and being inquisitive.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean like asking if she had any type
of dietary restriction.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
That's actually good.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
I mean, do you really need to ask that question
because I like to propose that after they've gone into
anaphylactic shot, because how.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Could you be the hero and rest if she wasn't
swelling enough?

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Oh was it the crab that's making you do that
with your face?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Woman?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
You didn't know you were allergic to crab.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Maybe you eat more.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Yeah, but good for you that you asked beforehand. Okay,
that's a strong move.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
But what was the date? Like, like, what was your connection?

Speaker 9 (35:48):
Like? It was fun.

Speaker 13 (35:49):
It was actually a lot of fun. We actually started
talking about childhood TV shows.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
And oh my gosh, that's such a good fun topic.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
We all want to jump in with our face even
you mentioned it.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, well, so what was your answer for a favorite
childhood TV show?

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Well?

Speaker 13 (36:09):
Mine was actually, hey, Arnold, I don't know if you
guys remember Classic Dude.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Yeah, Degenerate Children.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Was Hers?

Speaker 9 (36:20):
Hers was Rugrats Degenerate Babies.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Okay, but look at your both Nickelodeon Kids.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
Yeah yeah, I did point that out.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Okay, Okay, dude, I mean, so you're hitting it off
finding things you have in common.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
And we also agreed that Duncan woos are actually overrated,
overrated gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I had one recently, and I'm with him on that
one really as good as a kid.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
But you should just keep talking about food because Brooke
is not going to go against you. I'm just curious.
Did you have any non food, non children's topics that
you cover during your conversation?

Speaker 9 (37:01):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (37:02):
Yeah, Well we did start talking about being a single
on like this current data climate. It's it's a lot
different than our past relationships.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I mean, am I wrong in.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Saying, man, Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
We can't wagh in on that because she hasn't dated
in many, many, many decades, so she doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What it's like it's been a long time, over a decade.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, no, you lose track of time.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, Well it all sounds cute, though it sounds like
you guys are vibing talking about some deeper stuff even
you related.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Was there something bad that happened?

Speaker 13 (37:36):
No, not not bad. Maybe a miscommunication or misunderstanding. Towards
the end of the night, after we were done eating,
I paid for a dinner. Yeah, And we went to
the lobby and I had to use the restaurant real quick.
After I came out, she was gone, like I could
find her in the restaurant. I went outside, her car

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was gone.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Good.

Speaker 13 (38:00):
Maybe she misunderstood me and likes saying, hey, I have
to go to a restroom. It was nice talking to
you and see you later, but I just need to
use the bathroom. And I came back out and.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
She was You thought there was gonna be more after
You know, that's a real Angelica Pickles move right, Yeah,
you get it.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I can feel that though, like just that awkward moment.
You're like, wait, was that a goodbye?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Do I leave?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Say?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
And maybe she was in her.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Head like I don't want to stay because what if
he just said goodbye, and then he comes out and
I'm still here, right.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
You know what I mean? Yeah, without a proper goodbye,
it's totally you don't know where you stand. So where
are you in? Fiona? Now?

Speaker 9 (38:37):
She did catch me a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (38:41):
Since then, I've kind of, you know, alluded to the
fact that maybe we should.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Get up again.

Speaker 13 (38:46):
I really enjoyed myself and she's always busy.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Oh that sound a good time.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Okay, I could be a brush off there. Yeah, So
we're gonna call her here in a second. But Brook,
where are we at with Brier? He's asked that you
have his back? Here are you willing to throw your
support behind him? During the next part of the call,
it sounds like you had a great date. Why is
your voice going so high when you say.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, great day? No, I really support Briar.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
All right, We're gonna come back and hopefully Brook is
true to her word when we call Fiona and try
and get you your second date update Right after this,
hold on Mane second date update. We don't have a
ton of time here. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
but we're in the middle of a second date update.
Where a guy named Briar desperately wants Brooks support because

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he's heard how these calls go, and if she's not
one hundred percent behind you, then she's one hundred percent
out to get you.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
You are so dramatic, Jeffrey, see.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Brook is out to get me right now, one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
You are such a dramma king.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
And so just some bullet points about Briar's date real quick.
He took a lady named Fiona out to a restaurant.
They bonded over Wildhood TV shows and their mutual hatred
of Dunkarouse. I'm still recapping, Please don't interrupt, and they
talked about how dating is different nowadays than it was
with past relationships.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Are you going to go into every detail of everything
that happened? I mean, I think they just listened to
part one.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
This is just a quick recap because not everyone heard it,
brook somemore, just to just if you missed it. But
after they paid the bill, there was a little miscommunication
about using the restroom because when he came out, Fiona
had already left and her car was gone.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
At least we're hoping it's a miscommunication, and she didn't
just bail.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yes, or is it possible that her car got towed
and she blames Briar for that? What Briar, did you
have her car toad on purpose so that she'd be
stranded there and forced to get a ride home with you?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Are you listening?

Speaker 9 (40:48):
I did? Yeah? I did. I am listening. No, I
did not do that.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I thought you just said I did.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Okay, I know you're saying that, But the truth will
come out when we call Fiona here in a second
if she picks up.

Speaker 13 (41:02):
Yeah, no, no, no, I hope it does, because I'm
just completely lost.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I think she just thinks you don't like her that much,
and that is something we can quickly clear up.

Speaker 13 (41:11):
Well, thank you so much, Broke. I really really hoped
that you have my backward dish because I just I'm
so lost, Brier.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
It's all I've had so far. So let's keep going
and move forward.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
We're all in your corner. I'm gonna dial Fiona's number
and let's see if she answers here we go.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
I Hey is this Fiona?

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Yeah, Hey, Fiona.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
This is an entire radio show actually called Broke and
Jeffrey in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Good Morning.

Speaker 14 (41:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Yeah, what's going on is a segment that we do
pretty regularly on the show called the second Date Update.

Speaker 14 (41:56):
Okay, that sounds fun.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
That's kind of.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Fun, and it could our most popular segment, and it.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Could be really fun for you because we're talking about
a guy that you went on a really nice date
with recently, a guy named Briar.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
Oh all right, laugh.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
You seem a little shy.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
The thing is where we're trying to help Briar out
because he told us about your date. He felt like
there was a good vibe happening, but he's a little
bit confused because afterwards there hasn't been any communication about
a second meetup.

Speaker 14 (42:29):
Oh yeah, No, he's reached out a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I just send it be okay.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
So it really is just a scheduling thing for you.
You plan on seeing him again?

Speaker 14 (42:38):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
You say no, you don't plan on seeing him again?

Speaker 14 (42:44):
No, not really?

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Okay, Well, I mean that's fine, But is there a
reason why you feel that way? Because Briar isn't sure.

Speaker 14 (42:54):
Uh yeah, I mean he's kind of sleep he's just
a little bit of a mess how so, uh so
he talked to you, he told you stuff.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
Or yeah, yeah, I mean just in a nutshell your
date was at a nice American restaurant. You guys talked
about childhood TV shows and current dating and past dating, and.

Speaker 14 (43:14):
So I'm guessing you heard about his breakup.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He generalized.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Yeah, we didn't get into any like specifics about past
relationships or anything like that.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Gotcha.

Speaker 14 (43:26):
Okay, So at one point he did open up to
me and was talking about how dating is different these days,
and he volunteered the information about his last serious relationship.
And so he broke up with like a serious girlfriend
to date an only Fans model.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
That's what head you.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:50):
Yeah, I'm more up and down that he was like
tricked into it.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
He probably was to date though, I think it's a
popular OnlyFans girls. There lot of women on only Fans
that have like one fan like where it's the only fan.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
But knowing what you know about Briar, he probably gets
the top tier only Fans girls. Yeah, because because I
mean he's that type of guy.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I could see him. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I could see him being sweet and maybe a little
naive when it comes to.

Speaker 14 (44:22):
So sweet I mean he was crying, Oh no.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
At the table. He was crying about the only fans.

Speaker 14 (44:31):
Yeah, he was crying at the table because he found
out that the only fans model wouldn't commit to him
because she's in a relationship too.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Okay, Okay, So you found out that Briar left his
girlfriend to be with an only fans woman who refused
to commit fully to him. Correct, and which why that
was a turn off to you?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Was paying for only fans well in a relationship.

Speaker 14 (44:57):
Still for me, it was like you were talking about
Dunkle and kids shows and then now he's crying at
the table about his OnlyFans model, and I'm like, yep,
dating do be different.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Okay, do you think he's not over the only fans girl?

Speaker 8 (45:14):
Parson?

Speaker 14 (45:15):
I think he's not over it because, y you be crying.
And then I'm also like, what if this is us
and then you meet another OnlyFans model and she's telling
you that she's going to be with you, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
If you deposit X amount of money?

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Maybe or is there a chance that that was just
kind of a made up story as like a flex
Sometimes guys will do that.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
He got left fans.

Speaker 14 (45:40):
A boy is not going to flex and then cry.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I'm saying, you know, we should really ask Briar about it,
because I need to tell you he is on the
other line right now listening to this call.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Buddy.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Yeah, Brian there, Yeah, how you doing.

Speaker 13 (46:05):
I felt a little bit embarrassed, but I'm okay, Okay.

Speaker 14 (46:10):
What do you call it? Radio station Brier? Like, what
did you think is going to happen?

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Well?

Speaker 13 (46:14):
I was just kind of transfigure out what was going on.
I mean I tried to reach out to you. You
always said that you're busy. I mean, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (46:23):
I think? Okay, just rule of some future dating one
I'm busy, she might be busy. Four I'm busy. You
don't want to see you?

Speaker 13 (46:32):
Well, I mean you told me that you were busy
three times.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
What does that mean?

Speaker 14 (46:36):
Something there that you would text again?

Speaker 11 (46:39):
Okay, Brian, you just got to put yourself in her shoes, right, Like,
if you were on a date and a woman was
crying about her ex, you probably wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Feel great about that future with them.

Speaker 13 (46:53):
I mean I was comfortable with her at the end
of the day, and I don't mind being sensitive, and
she was sensitive to me. I would be open to
it as well. I mean, is it wrong that I
was open to her book?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It just it just comes off as maybe you're not
over Yeah you know that's the thing, but maybe you were.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Maybe you were crying because she took all your money, Like,
was that why you're crying?

Speaker 13 (47:17):
And said, yeah, well she didn't take all my money,
she just took some of it.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Well that's really generous of her to leave some left
over for you to date other women.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh man, Fona, Like, how many men have been scammed
by beautiful women?

Speaker 14 (47:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, thousands, thousands. I mean, all you want is for
Briar to have learned his lesson, right.

Speaker 14 (47:38):
Sure, yeah, I do want that for him.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
That's good, and you could help give that to him
if you agree to go on another date, a date
that we would pay for.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
I'll promise that I won't cry on the second date.

Speaker 14 (47:56):
Honestly that you didn't promise yourself that on the thirst date.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Oh Kea, Do you want to date a guy who's
bottling his emotions just for you?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
At least?

Speaker 10 (48:06):
No?

Speaker 14 (48:07):
I don't want that either.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh man, you're a confusing woman, Fiona.

Speaker 14 (48:13):
What did avro Lavine say? Complicated?

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Okay, so you just want to hook up with him
once and then move on that. Okay, okay, okay, So
is that a yes to the hookup?

Speaker 14 (48:25):
Briar? Very kind of you to say that that he's
und comfortable with me, and you're very sweet.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
But no, Oh my gosh, that's okay.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Geez, Briar.

Speaker 13 (48:36):
I'm sorry, man, I don't even know what to say.
I guess I guess I'll go back to crying.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
That.

Speaker 14 (48:47):
Please don't cry again right now.

Speaker 9 (48:51):
I can't guarantee that, but.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Before he starts, I want to give him all right, Well,
you know, Briar, it's not a date with Fiona, but
we'll set you and brook ups. You guys can hug
and cry into each other's arms.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I mean, I'm married, so it's nothing more than that.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Okay, Well he was. He was in a relationship before too,
Rookie Jeffrey. In the morning, we're getting a lot of
text into seven eighty five to nine two from the
listeners saying Briar is just the sweetest man.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, and then are they attaching their venmos so that
Briar can set the money.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
No, they're not doing that, and nobody's asking to go
out with him either, but they do like him.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, the only fans girls like subscribe to me?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Probably. I mean, come on, ladies, a guy who cries
at the dinner table on a first date after openly
admitting that he broke up with his last girlfriend to
date an only fans model. Where's the red flag there?
I dare you to find it.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I wish we could break that sentence up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Yeah, like a lot, just there, maybe a few problems there. Yeah,
all right, maybe Briar has some personal stuff he needs
to work out first before he dives back into the
dating pool.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
But I still so portman. That cry, Alexis that's right, Hey,
I just.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Not about your ex.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Yeah, you can even cry while you email the show
while asking us for help.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Oh if we see tears, we will help.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Yes, put those crying emojis in your email, and we
will definitely call that person who's not calling you back,
and Brooke will have your back one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Let's not just make that a blanket the situation.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yes, Okay, give us a few details and then we
can help you out. But go subscribe wherever you get
your podcasts. We're up at Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
There have been three low moments in my life that
I truly have never fully recovered from. Ohay, jeff The
first one was when I finished runner up at the
Little Mister California Baby Contest. Do my mom threw my
sailor outfit in the trash after that, right behind that airport.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
It's not about throwing the baby in the trash.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
To probably should have, my God. The second low was
when I finished fourth place at the Little Mister Bass
Pro Shop contest in Culver City in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
You've never fished in your life.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Down in the ranking.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
I know it's even lower. My mom made me hitchhike
homb from that.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Oh, your mom's.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Really Actually, you should have brought you up the ranks
at a Bass Pro shop.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
The third blow moment in my life happens today.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Oh, it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
After I enter my brand new song of the Week
in the national Little Mister Parody Boy Contest.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Oh you're still for you?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Yeah? If I don't finish first, tears will flow and
my mom will be more disappointed in me than ever before.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Oh, a new load to hit.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
We're gonna see what happens when I sing my heart
out during my brand new song of the week. It's
coming up right after this. It is time for my
song of the week. Let's go back in time, all
the way to the year nineteen ninety one. Okay, people
were wearing their mc hammer pants, drinking crystal pepsi, eating

(52:06):
fro yo at tcb y.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
You know what, my mom, I think that year took
my Vanilla ice tape away from me because it was inappropriate.

Speaker 10 (52:14):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Yeah, Vanilla went hard that year. But you were looking cool,
you were feeling good. And then one day the mailman
came by, yes, leaving a little gift inside of your
box for you.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (52:30):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
What's this? A CD?

Speaker 8 (52:33):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (52:34):
I already have Huey Lewis in the news blaring out
of my boombox. I can't put it in there?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Did it for only a penny?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Well?

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Wait, no, wait a second, this is for my computer? Oh,
a free trial session of America Online.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I thought you were talking about those CD subscriptions where
you'd get CDs for a dollar.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Talking about those AOL CDs, And for many of us,
that is how the age of the Internet began.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
It's just so funny. Nowadays, if I got a random
CD and I was like, put this in your computer, I'd.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Be like, no, I learned so many things from creepy
people on AOL instant messenger.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Yeah, and for decades, maybe even if you didn't know it,
people would hear that familiar sound you got mailed right
when they logged into their AOL account. It was like
the wild West of the Internet.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It's such a fun sound. Somebody likes me.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Yeah, But then life happened. Broadband came around, and then
Wi Fi five G and people just forgot what brought
us here until the other day when we got the
announcement AOL's officially gonna be ending their dial up service
on September thirty.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh don't worry, though, My mom's still holding strong with
her AOL email accounts.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Yeah, you gotta hold onto those memories. And before it's
fully flat lined, we are gonna celebrate it and the
good old, glory days of old school AOL. That's why
instead of doing Robin's hit song, I keep dancing on
my own. It's young Jeffreyes. Mom, get off the freaking phone.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Nobody called the studio.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
We are dialed in. Yes, so don't mess it up.

Speaker 12 (54:21):
I'm gonna point when I'm ready points.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
We were the Internet's cave man. We log on Worldwide
web rock dot com to get online. You had to
dial in then for two home manutes. You heard this
sound like if R two D two drank twenty rounds

(55:08):
CD rom inserted.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Got fifty three.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Hours of AOL. Now I'm in a chat room talking
to strangers. Wha, we're all kind of pervy. What's ASL means?

Speaker 5 (55:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (55:32):
Celebrity jpeg took half a.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
Day for its load than my whole computer.

Speaker 10 (55:43):
Froz damn you five windows the golden age of landlines?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
How did I get twenty viruses from one photo of
Jonathan Taylor Thomas? We l O L for the firstflight
r O fling. Yeah no, Sam made you feel as
grateful as a guy saying you've got may Now.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
I'm up on napster, ripping off ushers nice and slow.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
I heard it's illegal, but will.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
It stop me?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Got suddenly loved off. Connection is gone and I implode.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
Mom, get off the freakin phone, jill up, that's comoray home?

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Oh my god, mom, are you kidding me? I was
at ninety three percent download for Blue topperd Topper Die.
Now I have to see the whole new hip fire
where it's not gonna play the MP three on my
quick time bro damn.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
Signing to aim my crush uppears stream name Angel Dabble
sixty nine. I say what's up, then wait to hear
She responds by logging offline. I'm up on map quest
printing directions. WHOA take all of my questions and ask

(57:30):
him to jeeps. No, I'm fighting off pump ups like
a game.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Of on my wag more down the net, said Rabbit.
All old n lost control.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
I hear the mode.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
I'm starting to whimper.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
No, all the pages are glitchet right next to clip Brah.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
I'm downloading clip art and moving the speed that Glad
should go.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
Dial Mom, get off the freak and fun.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Oh alright, p to dial up in your name.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That was so good.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
It brought me back.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Man, it never bring me back, but it was kind
of educational. I learned you'll never know the feeling of.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Being on I AM when you.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Deal.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
By the way, asked Jeeves was the original AI, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
And he wouldn't tolerate your nasty flirts. No, wait, yeah,
I'll try anyway. That's your song of the week. We're
gonna post the video up on all of our socials
at Brooke and Jeffrey on our YouTube, our TikTok, Instagram,
all the places that weren't around when the Internet first.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Starts Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
New player today named Joshua. He told our producer his
top summer highlight was traveling to see Beyonce in concerts. Sorry,
the question is did he get to ride her magical
horse that glided over the top of the crowd. Joshua,
Were you so lucky? Did you get lassoed up on

(59:36):
the Bay's horse?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Joshua?

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Are you Joshua?

Speaker 9 (59:42):
Sorry? I just got off the horse.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
I was able to get up there pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I thought, oh you were That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
When I saw the cabin Carter tour it was still
before the Cadillac broke down, And like.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Jose was saying, Brooke did travel to see Beyonce too,
and she wants you to know she had better seats
than you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Bro I will tell you I made the mistake of
getting floor seats, and I'm only five foot four.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
It was a terrible choice. There were so many cowboy
hats like tall people. Please take off my cowboy hat.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
I'd be your mortal enemy. I'm six to and I
was wearing boots.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
You were right in front of me. I just know it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Day Hivers come in all shapes and sizes. But now, Brook,
we got to get to the game. So right on
out of the room and we're going to go over
the rules. A horse, Wow, you get here. Thirty seconds
on the clock, Joshua to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
I am ready?

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today in
American history is called VJA Day, signifying the end of
what war?

Speaker 12 (01:00:51):
Oh uh War.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
John Snow is a character from What Famous TV series?
What Famous musical is set in the Paris opera house
House uh oh Cabaret, in which country is progue located.

Speaker 13 (01:01:08):
Hog uh Czechoslovakia.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Named the actor who voiced both Mufasa and Darth Vader.

Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
Oh uh uh oh Yeah, I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah, you can hear the brain struggling to work as
you think of thels. But none of the answer is awesome.
Now Brooke is coming back into the studio here and
it says on my screener that Joshua works selling doors
and windows. I'm curious, Joshua, what's the best part of
that job?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
I gotta say the doors and maybe the windows.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
The window. I am curious. What's in style right now
as far as windows go? Are we doing? Is two pains?

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Big?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Or are you try pain?

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Two pains?

Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
Absolutely? Three pains? If you live on my Mercer Island.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
That's the one that you would sell.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
The Beyonce if she was back, Oh, definitely she had pains?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Is tea pain named after a window?

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Let's just say those are facts and move forward with it.
So Brook, it's your turn. Now are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
You ready?

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Your time starts now. Today in American history is called
Vjay Day, signifying the end of what war?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
John Snow is a character from what famous TV series?

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
What is it? Called? The Game of Thrones?

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
What famous musical is set in the Paris.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Opera house, Oh, Phantom of the Opera?

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
In Which country is Prague located?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Prague is in the Czech Republic Belosobakia.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Name the actor who voiced both Mufassa and Darth Vader.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Uh, you know, I can see what the glasses passed.
Give me the next one quick.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
It's funny you and Joshua had the exact same answer
on that last one. It was a lot of h oh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
That guy, you know money, but he's got the perfect
deep voice.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
He will get to it in a second. First, let's
go to the scoreboard to see how you did.

Speaker 14 (01:03:11):
With jose Come on, Mama Tammy, contact me and took again.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Milano, josh you got one correct today? Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Brock to correct.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
What a mighty win. It was hard to celebrate when
it's like, yeah, you didn't know most of it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Oh, clearly we need to go over the answers for everybody.
It's VJ Day in American history. That was the end
of World War II in nineteen forty five. VJA stands
for Victory over Japan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I thought it was D Day.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
That's the day we invaded Normandy, right yeah. John Snow
is a character from the show Game of Thrones. Famous
musical set in the Paris Opera House would be Phantom
of the Opera. Prague is located in the Czech Republic.
Did we give them Czechoslovakia and the actor who voiced

(01:04:07):
both Mufasa and Darth Vader would be actor James Earl.
Hi good old Jimmy Alrip Jimmy. So, Joshua, I'm sorry
was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,
we are going to give you a pair of tickets
to see musicians A j R. With m By Hole
at the Washington State Fair.

Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
Oh no way, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Yeah concert, Joshua, thank you so much for playing. Did
you have a good time on your first go round?

Speaker 13 (01:04:35):
I had a blast, and I'm gonna have an even
better time next time when I get you broke?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
How would you compare this to the Beyonce concert? Which
one was better?

Speaker 14 (01:04:42):
This game? Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
You know, I think we're breaking up?

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Oh los, josh It's okay, all right, come back and
play again, josh We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time
on

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Monday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,