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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jose did I almost see Alexis dance today during Jeffrey's
song of the Week. I don't know was that a dance.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't know if she was dancing.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
If we know if that was dancing.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know that dancing. I was moving my body in rhythm.
I don't know about the rhythm, but on point in
that dance. Okay, Hey, welcome to the full show. It's
Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and you are going
to love today's song of the week. It's so so
good and so point. It's one of my favorite he's done.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm worried about his voice afterwards.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I mean he's gonna need to drink some hot seat.
But anyway, Yeah, that's coming up. But before we get
to the full show, we love to highlight our wonderful,
wonderful listeners. What do you got a less Mimsey said,
love you guys. When I'm sad, I listened to you
in my day, it gets better automatically.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That makes us so happy. So thank you so much
for always leaving those comments wherever you leave them. We
appreciate it. Thank you again. I'm still thanking you. Yeah,
really thankful. Okay, let's just start their podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I know we do the shot collar the Question of
the Day in a few minutes here, but before we
get to that, I'm gonna ask my own little question
and if anybody gets it right, they get a kiss
on the lips. Yeah, it's broken, Jeffrey. Anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Can can I google from you?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, we're gonna find out that in the second because
a recent study found sixty percent of Americans regularly eat
after nine pm. Oh, I try so hard not to
strong temptation. Yes, So what are the top three favorite
midnight snacks? You guys all have to come to a

(01:41):
consensus on it, and again, if you get it right,
you get a kiss on the lips. I'm getting out
my vasoline.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You guys discuss what is cereal? Every time?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, I don't want to hear it. You guys come
to a consensus. A spokesperson for the group, I'm guessing
thing it's probably gonna be Brooke because she's not going
to listen to any of your answers anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I like cereal was a really good guess like you,
I would say ice cream would be.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm listening and listening obviously.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Brussels sprouts Actually that's what I okay.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
As a dipisode, we need the consensus. What is your consensus?
One one guess what is the consensus?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I would say goldfish over Oh, we're just doing one gas.
Top three. You are a terrible question one thing serials Cereal.
We're very cereal.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, Cereal is your guests. The top three favorite midnight
snacks for Americans are cookies, cookies, ice cream, and chips.
So you know what, I'm going to give you guys
the win anyway, and now you all get to triple
kiss each other on three one two three. God, I

(03:04):
am glad that we're on the radio because that was
not he alexis really unhinged on it. Yeah, ally from
my park, that was stressful to run that game.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I didn't get any because alexis and.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Still don't fully know what's going on. I'm not caught
up to what you're trying to accomplish.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Saying running a trivia game is difficult. So I'm really
glad I'm not in charge of the shock collar question
of the day. That one is all up to Digital Jake,
and hopefully there's some sort of like first second base
reward for it. Go ahead, Jake is.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
The kissing over? Can I take my blindfold off?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Jake?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
You're now okay, that's what you were wearing?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Oh my guys, well on this day back in nineteen
eighty seven, the first animated short aired about a family
of five from the town of Springfield, later go on
to become one of the most popular TV shows in history.
I'm talking about The Simpsons. Yeah, and who can forget

(04:05):
those classic comedy scenarios like.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Excuse me talking?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Remember when Homer's setting up his computer and he's prompted
to hit any key to continue, but he can't find
the any key.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Classic.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
There's too many hilarious moments to name in the over
seven hundred and sixty full length episodes they've done. That's insane,
and most people don't realize every episode also has a funny,
punny title. Really okay, that's why today we're gonna put
you to the test in a special real or not
Real Simpsons episode edition of twenty of twenty. Okay, so

(04:46):
these are all puns that may or may not be
the title of actual Simpsons episodes.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
We're gonna We're gonna start with the girl who wishes
she had the body of Marge, but instead has the
body of Maggie. A. Yeah, Alexis, your Simpsons title is
don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad. Is that a real

(05:13):
Simpsons episode or.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Made up like that? That was a movie?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Don't tell them on the Babysitter is Dead?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, they're redoing it. Did you know that? Oh my god,
it's such a good film. Everyone should watch that. Maybe
I know about it from you talking about Baby Yeah. Yeah,
I mean if that was a famous movie like that
did really well at the time, why wouldn't they get
into the show? Say it's true?

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Alexis says, that's a real Simpsons episode.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
That is.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
The title's not right?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, who would want Homer Simpson as a babysitter?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Jose, you're up next, Okay, your title is We're on
the road to Don't Wear Is that a real Simpsons
episode or made up?

Speaker 8 (05:53):
This is hard man, because that's obviously would be a
great title.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're going on a road trip somewhere.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And sounds like you've seen a lot of the Simpsons
episode that doesn't ring a bell every single day.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
I think it was one of those days where the
writers couldn't think of something specific.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm going to say it's real.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Jose said, real, that is. We're moving on to Brook.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, Brook, your.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Title is bart Man begins the Rise of Springfield's Masked Menace.
Is that a real Simpsons episode or made up?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Bartman was the funnest part of the video game with.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The Yeah, I remember the video game from the Cist,
but I remember being on the playground and teasing other
kids who weren't allowed to watch the Simpson like Sucker.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I couldn't at first that man begins the movie that
was like the nineties, right, was that the George Clooney one?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, I don't think it was George Clooney. I think
that that was Michael Keaton Wood. I could be wrong, though,
I think it's too long to be a title. They
couldn't fit it into the TV guy back in the day,
So I'm going to say it's not.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Brook says that's made up.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
That is.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Jose and Brook are still in it. Ro over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey,
your title is Brawl in the Family. Is that a
real Simpsons episode.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
Or made up?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Like the Family from the seventies with Archiet Bunkerchie. Yeah,
the thing that that family is like the iconic real
sitcom family. The Simpsons are the iconic cartoon family.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Which is a great twist because it's brawl yeah, and
they're always fighting.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So I'm gonna say that this is a real Simpsons episode.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Jeff said, real. That is.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Let's go to Jose. Your title is the Fat and
the Furriest Real Sisons episode.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Made up?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know, I can see it being real. I'm
gonna say it's real.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Jose said, real.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
That is.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Brook You're up next. Your title is the bart Mangled Banner.
Is that a real Simpsons episode or made up?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Is a pranksterry could do something to the flag?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna say it's real.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Brooks said real.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
That is.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your title The Good, the Sad
and the Drugly Is that a real Simpsons episoder made up?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's never funny to joke about drugs, Jake. So I'm
gonna say, no, they didn't do this, saying made up?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
That is.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Correct. That's a real episode, Hose. We're gonna give this
last one to you. You get it right, you win, you
get wrong.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Jose.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Your title is Papa's got a brand new badge. Is
that a real Simpsons episode or made up?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I think it's the episode where Homer tries to join
the police.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm saying it's real.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Jose says real. That is.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Jose has one dissolution of thought.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Would Jose that means you get to pick someone to
hum the Simpsons theme song today, we'll get.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I'm gonna go with Maggie. Oh sorry, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
That'll make it easier to hum there sounded just like
Maggie shock. Question of the day, Got your phone tap
coming up in just a few.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Minutes, Brooken, Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
When I think the number one biggest party holiday in America,
it's not Marty Graw. It's not Fourth of July, not
even National sword Swallowers Day. Obviously Memorial Day, Jeffrey in
the morning. And if you're thinking about booking the last

(09:46):
minute Airbnb for Memorial Day weekend just so you can
throw a giant rager, look out because Airbnb just announced
their anti party technology will be in full effect for
Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's just going to hire a bunch of moms to
sit up outside the house.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
No, it's not. That doesn't mean that they have hidden
cameras or microphones in all the homes monitoring you.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I thought it was like I just heard a bottle
of champagne pop.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, it's not even a brand new feature. Actually it's
the fourth year that they've done this. The technology is
an algorithm that looks for red flags when you're trying
to book a place. So they're looking for a few things,
property type, how long you're staying, how far away you live,
and whether the booking is last minute or not.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Wait, why does last minute tell you if it's going
to be a party, because you're just.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Not an organized person.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh, if you're an organized party thrower, then you're going
to clean up after you. If it's I'm sure it
flags it. If it's all dudes too, Yeah, would I
mean if I don't know, you cannot guess you could
put share the account.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So if you're booking like a giant eight bedroom house
the day before and you only live a couple miles away,
they can be like nope and block your reservation.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It means you just don't want to ruin your house.
If you're flying in, it's different.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Last year alone, they blocked fifty thousand reservations happening for
because they thought it was going to be parties, most
of them in California and Florida.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was going to Vegas. Can nobody book it? Everybody
in Vegas it's a party town.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean there's so many hotels.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh that's true. I guess.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Speaking of party segments, Laser Stories is coming up. Turn
it up right after this. It's the radio segment that's
launching a new pet service called Uggy Buddy, where if
you want to make your pet look good in photos,
Ugy Buddy will provide you with an even uglier looking

(11:54):
animal than you're own, so they'll look great in comparison.
Thrent yourself a cringe word. The Canine today with Laser
Stories the Segumber. We read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
and those other cheat was just don't. This first laser
story is out of Ohio. A school district went on

(12:15):
lockdown last week when a creepy person was spotting walking
around the campus and running past the classrooms.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hey, nobody got.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Tamp It's like the worst fear of mine as a mother.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Some elementary kids were outside at the time and school
officials are being commended for quickly moving them inside to safety,
but not before one child identified the mystery man and yelled, hey,
look everybody, it's Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
We found ye and he's on the campus of a school.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Well, the sasquatch wasn't real, obviously. They later found out
that it was a parent who was playing a prank
on his son for his birthday.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Whoa dude, get that checked out? I mean, that's the
parent that doesn't respond to any of the school emails,
you know.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
As raw it ended, Bigfoot never got inside the building.
The parent was apprehended by a school resource officer and
prosecutors are reviewing the case.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
It's on comuters.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Unclear if they're going to face charges.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
I hope not.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Some people online are making light of the situation, saying
the school overreacted to some innocent fun.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
You check in with the desk, like literally, you can't
enter a school without going up.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, my son's birthday tomorrow. I'd like to do a prank.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
How can I do this if you want to ruin
the surprise? Many others who have young children themselves say
they would not want a masked person creeping around their
child's school. Even if they knew it was a parent
in a costume.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Because the kids don't know either, they're going to be scared.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
This next Lazer story is out of San Pedro, California.
Thirty one year old Esteban Prato had been training months
for his first big marathon race. For preparation, he'd run
one hundred miles a week.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh my god, and you know what that sounds crazy?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
It paid off really because he won the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Imagine winning a marathon. I think that is just nuts.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
On that first try.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yes, Like, I'm just like, would be amazing myself for
completing it.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'd be impressed just driving to the marathon.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
He has declared the men's marathon winner. Wow, coming in
at two hours, twenty four minutes and fifty three seconds.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yay achievement.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
But his victory was short lived because after reviewing the
race tapes, officials gave him the bad news that Esteban
was disqualified.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Did he skip a route or something.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
He ran the whole route, but apparently he was going
so fast the volunteers that the water stations weren't even
completely set up yet, so they had nothing ready for him. Oh,
he'd have to pass with no water. That's when his
biggest fan knew he had to help out. His father
jumped on his own bike with a bottle of water
and chased after his son.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
He was able to catch up to him around mile
fifteen and that's when Esteban took a sip and apparently
receiving water from a spectator even if it's his dad,
is not allowed, and Esteban was officially booted from the race.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Whooo sad can we petition?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Afterwards, he told the media that he's disappointed regarding the
decision since it wasn't his fault there was no water
set up on the course, but he'll try to move
past it and look forward to his next race without
his dad, of course.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
But he could have given his son steroids and that's
why his mile is so good.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, So end of the day, I say prosecute.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
This next leasure story is out of China. It's not
unusual to get a Chinese knockoff product online, but some
feel the counterfeiting's gone too far with the newest stunt
one that a zoo is pulling the ties. How Zoo
and Jingsu Province decided to try to pass dogs off
as pandas by simply dyeing their coats white and black.

(16:12):
What do you think, bro, Because Jose believes they are
actually pandas.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
They look like tiny pandas, but they are like dogs. Yeah, yeah,
they're very fluffy.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
They're chow chow dogs. Those are the big haired breed
from northern China, and the zoo now has four of
them running around in an enclosure pretending to be baby
panda bears.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean they died the fur exactly like a panda bear.
I don't know why the US zews are doing this
since they actually can't.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
Imagine the lions and it's like a kitten with a
little lion maiden.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
That would be so cute. They did a really good job,
and they unveiled them on May first, thinking nobody would notice.
But everyone did, and pictures of the pups quickly went
viral on social media.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Why is it eating out of a dog bowl? They
only ate bamboo.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
While the zoo did worry about backlash, surprise, there's been
a non stop line since the fake pandas have gone viral.
They're now more popular than the real pandas over fifteen
Yearsanda so officials say they're going to keep them. Plus,
they claim that the paint is one hundred percent safe
and swears the dog pan does makeovers are humane, using

(17:20):
only natural dyes. On their first I just.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Also noticed in the picture there's an actual doghouse in
the background.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Do you see that.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I mean it may have been a house.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, that's what pandas live in in the natural environment.
I love dog bones. Next the stories out of the
Friendly Skies, a travel site called One Mile at a
Time did a big ride up on how to go
number two on planes. Kind of gross, but this does
happen occasionally. Nature calls long half and they try to

(17:53):
avoid it. But they wanted to know the ideal time
to go if you have.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
To go, okay, because you don't want to hold it up.
It looks so sketchy. If you go back there and
you're in the stall for so long, I always feel
like people are gonn know you got time.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
So here here's their advice. The worst times to go
are just after takeoff, right after they serve food, and
right before you land. Those are all high traffic times
for airplane lavatories.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
A want to go, yeah, and I'm like, okay, just
date time to go? To the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
The best time to go is just before they start
serving food.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Isn't that the same as takeoff.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Kind of, It's like after takeoff before.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
After takeoff three reasons. Number One, other passengers will be
in their seats so they don't miss the food in
the drinks okay. Number two, the crew won't be sitting
in the galley and have to hear you punishing the
poor toilet. And number three, once the carts are in
the aisles, people can't get up to use the bathroom.
So that's your best shot at having no one waiting outside.

(18:59):
I see you get as much time as you want
and all the privacy in the world.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You're pressure.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, so if you follow that advice, you're good. I
just wish this guy would listen because last time he
was on a plane he had five jack and cokes
and then use the ice bucket on the drink card
at his own little waiting pool.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Super cute.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
But yeah, that's how means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
What's true and what's just a myth?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Sometimes it's hard to know. Like when they told me
you can charge your iPhone by putting it in the microwave.
What tried it? Nope, turns out shouldn't have listened to
my mom on that one. That's a lot, mom, it.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Sounds like a kitchen fireff.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Last week we had to convince Alexis that The Titanic
wasn't just a movie, that it really happened in real life.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sure that one.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Remember the rumor that mister Rogers was actually a highly
trained military sniper.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
What I want that to be true. He's so rad.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Remember, he's like, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's why he had to change his shoes for the blood.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
So what's the lesson here other than to only watch
mister Rogers with one eye open from now on. It's
that people can be really, really gullible, which is why
a brand new list just came out of the dumbest
common myths that a lot of us still believe or true.
I believe number eight up until last year when Jose
debunked it for me. What Yeah, okay, Jose, something that

(20:40):
I didn't know I.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Don't even know.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Debunk means you're gonna hear him coming up right after
this good news. Remember that piece of gum he swallowed
seven years ago. Well, it's finally been enough time that
it's passed through your digestive system.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
Now I can't wait to take a tuesy today.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I mean, I think that's a wive's tale, but okay.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
It's just a tall tail. Yeah, not actually true.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Literally will pass it, just like all of the rus.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
You're not alone, Jose. A lot of people believe that
one is true. That was true, and that's why a
recent survey found the top ten dumbest myths that a
lot of people actually believe.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I believe we're starting off strong, Jeffree.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
We're gonna find out how stupid the people in this
room are when we go over and let's get right
into these Number ten, there's a big dramatic reading of
a person's will with everyone in the family sat together
in one room. Okay, that doesn't actually.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Happen, Oh you like in the movies.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
A state lawyer say that may have happened like one
hundred and fifty years ago, but in reality now they
just mail everyone a copy if they want to see
the will.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
So that's how the wealthy people do it. I've never
gotten any inheritance in this room.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
My whole family's alive, so.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That should be bad.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
For the Trust Fund to find out sometime. Number nine
Black belts have to register their fists as weapons. I
thought it was a joke, but some people think that's real.
It's kind of funny, Okay, this one, I'll say. I
believe number eight MSG is worse for you than table salt.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I know it's totally.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
There was the whole thing where like all of the
Chinese restaurants had to suddenly announce that they weren't going
to use MSG anymore, and I thought it was dangerous.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
It's so good flavor. One doctor one time wrote a
bad review.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
And linked it to disease or and it's not at all.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Less sodium in it than regular salt does, but like
just as much flavor, and researchers say it can actually
help you diet more easily.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Give me that, just spoonfuls of it.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Don't even need to put it on.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Number seven, if you drop a penny off of a skyscraper,
it'll eventually fall fast enough to kill someone.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
This is true.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
This is true.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's not true in reality. Think it hits terminal velocity.
It maxes out at thirty miles per hour. Because it's
so tiny, they say, if it hits someone, it would
just feel like being flicked in the forehead.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh oh wow, we're on the fifth floor. Is there
anywhere we could throw some pennies off?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Hit Number six? Humans only use ten percent of their brain.
It's kind of like saying we only use thirty percent
of a traffic light. Yeah, it's just not It just
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You use all your brain.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just at different times and for
different things.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Right, that's strong.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, we're talking about the dumbest myths that some people
actually believe are true to this day. Number five and time,
flashing your headlights to alert another car that their lights
are off is part of a gang initiation.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh, my husband is always concerned. I'm like, no, we're
not gonna get shot. I'm just telling these people their
brides are on. Dude.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well, not in the wealthy parts of town.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'm sorry where I grew up with wealth. And it's
also used to warn people that there's a cop behind you.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
The cop.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, sure, I never heard that one.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh really, that's in the wealthy neighborhoods where you wouldn't
know that.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I have an in with the cops. Number four, lie
detectors actually detect lies.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh, they just detect heart rates.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
What they actually do is record your stress responses. That
show that if a person is anxious when they're answering
the questions, and that might hint that they may be lying.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
So I did a lie detector test once.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Did you pass?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Why I passed? It was like a show. It was
a show, But the whole thing makes you super nervous.
Like the guy, It's super serious And I'm just answering
stupid questions for a radio show. I can't imagine because
in my head, I'm like, am I gonna sound like
I'm lying? Because I'm not lying.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm telling you, But you don't like Number three, Eating
carrots helps you see better in the dark?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah? Is it beta carotene good for vision?

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Though?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
They say no, not really?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, well all really?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, I mean throw the carrots away.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
No wonder, I've never been able to get rid of
these glasses.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
She keeps getting worse. Number two, Shaving makes your hair
grow back thicker than they swear it is. They say
it's not true. How would your hair become.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
Thicker, because even like your hair, when you get a haircut,
your hairstylist will cut your hair a little bit because
they say it helps it grow back.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I think for women it just happens when you're young,
Like you shave your legs because you have like peach
fuzz on there, and then eventually, like real puberty hits
and you get real leg hair.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I mean, if it kept cutting it, it kept getting
thicker and thicker and thicker.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I know what women's armpits would look like.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
It just.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Faster.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I guess a lot of people believe that one. And finally,
the number one myth that people believed was true turns
out it's not that you eat X number of spiders
while you sleep every year.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, you don't think that they crawl in your mouth.
They're saying it doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
They say, truth is that probably never happens. For a
sleeping person to swallow just one live spider would require
so many unlikely circumstances to go just perfectly right.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
I chew in my sleep always, I'm dreaming about food.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Most people grind their teeth.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You're just oh no, I'm chomping out the swallow, I
do all of it.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Those are.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Those are the dumbest myths debunked phone taps coming up right.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the More, it is.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Time for your phone tap. And today we call a
guy who ordered some lumber from a home improvement store. Okay,
he's been told the pickup is happening tomorrow, but hasn't
heard a specific time yet, And that's why Jose calls,
posing as a store employee to fill him in. The
thing is, Jose's not alone. He has a friendly assistant
helper on the line that's gonna make this phone transaction

(27:24):
go extra smooth or extra awkward and terrible. Yeah, find
out which one in your phone cap right now. Hello, Hey,
this is Dylan from home. Is this Gary?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (27:42):
It is now.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
Good morning Gary, I'm calling It looks like you have
a lumber pickup scheduled for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:50):
Thank you, But you know, I was a little confused
about the timing when come by and pick that.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Up, No problem.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Let me just take a look at the calendar, real quick,
generating schedule for pickup. Okay, that's generating schedule for pickup?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm sorry what what was that sound?

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Was that generating schedule for pickup?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (28:10):
That No, that for some reason, the company decided to
install this like smart AI system, you know, into all
of our customer calls.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Wow, okay, but I mean they still.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Want that human element. So that's why I'm here. Okay
too for the price of one.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah, you know, kind of crazy, but uh yeah, whatever
you're telling me.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Anyway, back to your schedule.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Let's it looks.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Like generating schedule for pickup.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
It says you can pick up your lumber at one o'clock,
So that'll it's incorrect. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on,
I'm sorry going on here?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
What what time?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I think it's one o'clock.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
That's incorrect.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
What the heck is going on? Okay, come in at
one or do I not?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
No, don't come in at one.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
I realize now it's looking at one fifteen is.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
When that's wrong too?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
What I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.

Speaker 9 (29:05):
I feel that's incorrect.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Wait hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Can you do me a favor? What is your name again?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
My name is Dylan?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Dylan.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Hey, can you just figure everything out on your end,
and then you don't know why.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
This thing's second guessing me Like I know how to
read time.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh. That's boy.
Do I feel dumb? Why were I?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Maybe the AI did help me one time.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Are you like in second grade or something?

Speaker 7 (29:36):
You got to learn how to read a cox? Look,
just do me a favor and just call me back
when you get a firm time.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I already got the time. Look at that. See I
don't have to call you back.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
It says right now.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
Fine, give me that what time? What time?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I'm telling you right now? On certainty? Eleven am? Eleven am?

Speaker 9 (29:52):
You're actually reading it upside down?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh my god, wait eleven upside down?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Isn't that still eleven?

Speaker 9 (29:58):
That's incorrect.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
When you can figure out how to tell base the time,
just give me a call back.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Hello, Hi, Gary, it's Dylan from Home to go again.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Hey do you have a time for me?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I have a time.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Thank you for your patience.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
Maybe I should take over from here.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
No okay, no, no, no stop it turn it off
right now.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Gary, That wasn't me. That's the AI talking.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
So that's not you.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I know it's not you.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
This is worse than I saw.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Seriously, turn that thing off.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I would turn it off, but it's company policy.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I'd get fired to fight to that.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's like a coworker.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Now, is it gonna give me a time?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Because that is the only thing that I want right now.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's
locked me out of the system, and it's kind of
just telling me I'm doing an awful job, but you're not.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Really. I'm sorry, but you're not. Neither of you are
doing a great job. Okay, all right, I fire both
of you.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Gary, I'm letting the AI take over starting now.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delivery
tomorrow at three thirty pm at the Westgate. Just give
them your last name.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Okay, that's not correct, AI, because you gotta do first
and last name, even I know I'll do.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'll give them whatever.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Name they want.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
But tomorrow, I'm so, so so sorry.

Speaker 8 (31:11):
I'm just saying if I would have been able to
handle this by myself, I promise it would have gone smooth.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes
on the last four phone calls he's been on since
his shift has started.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh, where you are lying?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Also? I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
This is so unprofessional.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,
he's ugly.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Are you attempting to sing an insult at me?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
AI?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
How is this happening?

Speaker 9 (31:39):
The last thing? What this is a prank phone call
from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
What the hell are you talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Talking about the phone that we're doing right now?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Actually?

Speaker 8 (31:52):
What My name's not Dylan, I'm jose from Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio right now.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Man, Oh my god, are you Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
You can call them now now. Man, I'm sorry. I
know you're pretty heating over there.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
All I wanted was the time.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
It was the only thing that I needed.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh yeah, we still never got around to that.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Did because the big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh, I can't read this clock.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, I can't do this.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
You know I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call
you back.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Please don't call me back.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Wake up.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
We don't do this often, but today we're gonna make
a Brooke and Jeffrey guarantee.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh okay, it doesn't sound bold, doesn't sound super reliable,
but sure.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
We're gonna go for it. I promise no matter who
you are, no matter where you live, what you believe in,
you will be rooting for the person that we have
on the phone with us today. Really because she is
a kind, single woman who works as an elementary school teacher.
Oh yeah, already tell you once you hear her story.

(33:02):
Even serial killers are gonna put down their machetes, turn
off their chainsaws, and slow clap, hoping that today is
the day this woman finds true love. Jeffy guaranteed. The
serial killers will clap.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Woman, use her skin to make a lamp shade or anything.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Well, that's not the guarantee. They're gonna like her. They're
gonna root for her. A second date update that's coming
up next Second Date up date. It's funny people in
dating apps are just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Some people are very hot and use them all the time,
like most of the kids in the promo department here.

(33:48):
Others they're a little more medium, like someone in this
room who only goes on when her husband's out of town.
And I just said someone.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I guess medium is a cop coming from you.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
And some are very very new to it, like one
of our listeners, mary Anne, who said she's just dipping
her toe into the online dating scene. Mary Anne, you
haven't matched with Jose or anybody yet?

Speaker 10 (34:15):
No, not yet.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Okay, I'm shocked.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Kids, I put my zip code to every zip code.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
What's it like jumping into the online dating scene.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's interesting. I don't know. I'm a little cautious about it.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I guess you should be.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
That's a good way to do it.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Your attitude sounds good, though, like you look like your hope.
You sound hopeful.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, how are you cautious with online dating?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Well, I'm a teacher of like younger kids, or like
I just I don't want the parents to find me.
I don't want like any weird pictures of me out there,
you know, to make anything awkward. So I only really
have like a few pictures in my profile, and like
a couple of them, I'm like wearing sunglasses. So it's
just there's nothing crazy there.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's like you're a celebrity. It's like you're so like toy.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I mean but seriously, though, like my kids, teachers are
very edited on their social medias.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
What do you think interesting? The book has seen their
dating profiles clearly pages whatever you want to say. But
I couldn't even tell you only posted two photos on here? Okay,
what Mariann? So who did you match with online?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
So not a lot of people actually, So I actually
only go by one initial. I just go by IM
for mary Anne.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, serious, which may make people more cautious about you.
I mean, yeah, backfire?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Is that true, Marianne?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
No, I really don't get like a lot of messages.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
So who is brave enough to swipe right on you?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
So I did finally the sky court and actually reached
out to me.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Gordon masculine name.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It is a masculine, very masculine.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I had a pet lizard named Gordon.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I bet that lizard had six.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Lizards, masculine pets.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What's Gordon like?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
He's really nice? It was just nice. He was one
of the few people that actually wanted to get to
know me and talk to me and like actually go
out in real life, not just you know, message me online.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, what did it feel like going into an actual date?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I mean I was a little nervous, but I mean
I was hopeful. I was excited. He seemed really nice.
So we were going to go to a music festival.
We decided, Oh that's cute. Yeah, yeah, it was his pick.
I didn't really know a lot of the bands, but
you know, I tried to listen and like get to
know some of them before we went. And there's a
couple that are pretty good.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Three songs from somebody's YouTube channels, just to make sure
to participate.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Did it turn out to be fun?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Yeah? It was fun. He's here a positive attitude and
he's like no pressure, like you know, and I just
I liked being around him, honestly.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like so it sounds like it turned out even better
than you expected.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yeah, it was actually like worried for nothing. But when
we went to leave, like it was getting late and
so like we made sure to head out, but I noticed,
like once we got exclusted, like the exit I did
on my phone, oh no, and I was like, oh
my god, like I lost my phone somewhere and festival.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Nightmare.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
So he also looked for it, and he eventually found
it under these like tables where you could like stand
around and drink.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh my god. So he's nice and he's a hero.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, exactly like everything.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Did you give him a big kiss as a thank you?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Get to it?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay, sorry to jump forward.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Anyway. So he takes me home and we just have
a good night hug.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Actually weird, you sound so cute and giggly about it,
though I love it. It was it felt good, it
felt right.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah, I thought we clicked and like, I don't know,
I'm surprised we aren't going out again. Like I've texted
him being like I really enjoyed seeing you, like I
got a lot of fun, Like I love to hang
out again, Like I was really looking forward to, like,
you know, hanging out with him again.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
It's like a long hug or was it like a
quick like I want to know, hands rubbing your back?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
It wasn't.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, I mean it wasn't like a side church hug.
I mean like it was, you know, it was like
a full hog.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Okay, you haven't heard from him at all?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
No, and I don't know what to do. We hopeful
and now I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
So caught up on a church hug because the hugs
that I've had from people in church, they go, they
get pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'll tell you, Wow, God, bless you, bless you.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I've had therapy from some of those church hugs. So
it's been how long since? I don't know, people do
it different, So how was so? How long has it
been since you and Gordon hung out?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
It was a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Now, okay, so you've waited. Wait now you have your
phone back. Have you guys been texting since then?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Not really. I've tried to get him to hang out,
but he's not really super responsive.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I guess we need this to work out because it's
like your first time in online dating and it's going
to be bad. That's pretty typical, I know.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
Indeed, and you had fun like normally. It's like, oh
my god, I'm never going to.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Online day again like you had to experience.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
They want you to have another date. I want more
church hugs for you. So we'll try and get some
of that done. When we play a song, come back
and call Gordon and try and get your second date
update right after.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
This, Okay, cool, thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Hold on, Maryanne the school teacher is on the phone
with us for a second date.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
And she just sounds so innocent when you say that.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
She does. And her very first online dating experience went
just about as well as it possibly could because she
went to an music festival, lost her phone but found
it before they left, and ended the night with a
steamy church hug.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
She said it wasn't Jeff, that it was better than.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
That church or not. God was watching and God was
like you. But now it's been weeks and her date
Gordon has been kind of distant, and I know Brooke
was surprised that Marianne left a music festival with her
top still on.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, everybody has different vibes.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Alexis was shocked that she remembered the music festival at all. Yeah,
but we're going to do our best here. How you feeling, Marianne,
I'm feeling Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You're brave because not only were you trying dating apps
for the first time, you're reaching out to us to help.
This is this a move very traumatic experience.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Some would say that you're at an all time low
being on the show with us. But that that only
the only way we could go from here.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Is up.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Compliment.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Kind of see that?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, I thought that was a positive thing to say. Interesting,
I'll apologize with a church hug to you.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, don't take Jeff's church hugs.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I think I'll pass. Maybe we should just call him.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
A good idea your lungs. But let's just do that.
We're gonna call Gordon right now here we go? Hello, Hello,
is this Gordon?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
This is Gordon? Who's this?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Sorry? Did we call you in the bathroom or something?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Over there?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Are you wanting that to be the truth?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I didn't want to interrupt you.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
No, I'm good. Who am I talking to?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
You're talking to? Esteemed radio host Jeffrey Dubo from award
winning morning Showbrook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
What why? Great question? We're calling?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Did we win the award because our mom's made us one?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
No, we're calling because we're doing a segment called a
second Date Update, hoping to get some answers for one
of our listeners named mary Anne. You remember going out
with Marianna a couple weeks ago?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Yeah, I remember that?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yes, I did not.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I'm sorry, Gordon to interrupt, but I didn't expect that
type of reaction. She sounds bubbly and lovely and she's
a school teacher.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
That's that's what she says.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I guess, oh wow, you're clearly not very fond of Maryanne.
But she felt like the date with you went really well.

Speaker 10 (42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Did you have fun at the music festival?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:42):
I had fun at the music festival. It started out fun,
it started out great.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Well, okay, what's going on? What's with the coldness?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
I mean, I don't know what she told you guys,
but she she lost her phone at one point, and
you know, I was just trying to help her find it.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That is hate irresponsible people. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Well, I wound up actually finding her phone.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah, you were You were her hero, that was what
she said.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
Yeah, well I I When I picked up her phone,
her home screen came on and what I saw kind
of broke me.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
WHOA, ok you what what?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
She's a school teacher. I can't imagine it.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
Being I don't know how I else to say it.
When I looked at her screen, it was a picture
of her kissing another guy.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
What kind of guy that doesn't matter like her father.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
Maybe it definitely was not the way you kiss your father.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You don't know how I kissed my father, So how
dare you jump to that sort of conclusion.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I mean, that could have been, like I don't know,
we didn't get her last relationship status, Like maybe she
just broke up with somebody. Maybe she's there could be
other reason.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Did the photos you're on a date with somebody else?

Speaker 7 (44:02):
I don't know. I mean, it kind of all started
to make sense to me.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
What what do you mean? I'm not what do you
what's going on in your mind when you see that picture?

Speaker 7 (44:10):
I mean her her profile is just m and all
of her photos are her with sunglasses on. And then
I see this and it snapped in the clear focus
for me, She's she's cheating.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
God, she acted so innocent, like she she totally played
up the innocent school teacher. And I mean she told
us that she just did M and the sunglasses and
stuff because she didn't want parents of her students to
find her cow.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Yeah, she told me the same thing.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
WHOA, okay, your stances You're not cool with her cheating?
It's always like two steps. I just want to be clear.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Why didn't you Why didn't you address her when you
saw the phone and you picked it up and handed
it back to her, Why didn't you say something?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
I just, honestly, I wanted nothing to do with her
at that point.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I guess that makes sense why at the end there
was no kiss, just a church hug.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
That's what you call church hug? Sure, yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
We don't know what to call it at this point.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, I guess I'd be surprised if she was still
there on the line after this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
But why would she call us if she was cheating?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I don't know what an idiot. Let's ask Mary Anne,
because she's been listening to this the entire time, Gordon,
Mary Anne. What, Yeah, she's been there the whole time.
Are you there?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, I'm here, Mary Anne?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
What do you have to say?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I mean, this is it's not what you think.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, what do you mean? You had you had a
picture of you kissing another guy on your phone screen?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah? That was my husband. He passed away last year.
Oh and I just have a memory of him on
my phone.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
We went from thinking you were oh yeah, oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't know you well enough yet to really talk
about it.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
So I didn't want to bring it up on our
first date.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
You know, are you okay?

Speaker 10 (46:29):
Yeah? I mean I am honestly a little taken aback
just listening to what you said and jumping so soon
to conclusions about me with that, you could have just
confronted me.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
That night, Gordon, mean, how do you feel right now?
You must kind of feel like a boob?

Speaker 7 (46:45):
I mean right now, I'm really sorry to hear that.
I just I've been down this road before, and so
I didn't think. I didn't think. I feel like I
had it all figured out already.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, hopefully his whole heartbreaking.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
Yeah, though, I feel like the understanding needs to be there.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Like and I mean Marianne, he's obviously been on dating
apps a lot longer because he's jaded and jumps to conclusions,
which is what we did when he explained it. I mean,
when you connect that to just your m profile and
everything and your secrecy, it makes sense. Oh yeah, we
didn't know you lost your husband.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Like, yeah, but if the good news is if Marianne
is on the dating apps, it must mean that she's
feeling ready to put herself back out there.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
So that's encouraging.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It took me a while, but I mean, yeah, I
finally did it.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense why it's your first
time ever on dating apps because you were married.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, Brooke doesn't play by the same rules as that,
but that's for you.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh man, that's hard.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
But wow, I'm glad we got closure a little clarity
in this situation.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
And Gordon, now that you know that she's not cheating
and what the situation is, we'd like to offer to
send the two of you out on another date and
we would pay for it.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
I do feel terrible about the assumption, and obviously about
what happened to your husband in to you, and other
than that.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Nothing else happened.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
You guys are really cute.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Yeah, I honestly really did have a good time on
the date, and until I saw that, I would be
open to it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
If you are, okay, that is fair because based on
this I don't know that Marianne is still interested. Mary Anne,
are you willing to give him another chance after he
jumped to conclusions.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I'll give another shot. We can talk it out, we'll
see where we get from there.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I guess excited, all right, So she's the most brilliant
cheater ever.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So I'm kidding. I'm happy for you guys.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
It sounds like we're sending you out on another day.
Congratulations you two, Thank you jeff Church day. I don't
know about that, but we could celebrate by ending this
with an entire show church hugg oh yeah, off, everybody
bring it in close.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
If not going to your church.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Jeff looking Jeffrey in the morning, man. Legit tears coming
from the text board from a lot of people who
are all pulling for Charlotte and her love story.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I mean, it was beautiful. God, this is a couple
that I definitely hope that we get an update from,
even if it doesn't work out. I just want to
hear that everybody's doing okay. Still.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah, and obviously she didn't go into much detail about
what happened with the passing of her late husband because
we didn't want to pry into that. Good work, team, Well,
why would.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
You ask that on your mind? Want to know what
a true crime podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I'm giving us props for going there, That's what I'm saying.
But you do have to you have to give her
credit for being courageous and being brave, not just by
putting herself out in the dating world again, but also
staying on the phone while this guy accuses her of cheating.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
For sure, that must have been so emotionous for her.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
One of the most intense cases of like assuming is
never a good.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Either that or she's on the other line thinking, oh
my god, this idiot, you.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Know he felt. Maybe it's a good rule of thumb.
If you ever see somebody else with a phone screen
picture of them kissing somebody, just assume that it's a
relative that's passed away.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That's really that's not the lesson. Yeah, maybe just more
open communication.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, different lessons this one apparently, but weird lesson. Here's
a good lesson. If you ever want to get in
touch with somebody that you went on a date with
that's not calling you back, you can email the show
and we'll call that person.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, okay, let's stick to that.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
That's a good lesson anyway. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Brooking free in the morning.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I'm gonna pull back the curtain and admit something to
the listeners.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
That's great, Jeffrey that.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
When I sing, I do kind of spit a little
bit Oh yeah, like so much to Jose. Look at
my microphone. Is it clean or disc.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
It's like a slug lives on it and just goes
around in circles.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It looks like your whole muffin got spit on it.
I rest my case is so gross, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You know what, instead of running away from this or
hiding in shame, I'm leaning in way in. That's why
today and today only, Jose has agreed to accumulate my
extra saliva during my performance and sell it by the
vile on eBay whoa. All proceeds go to a weight

(51:50):
gain drug for our technical director Ash. You can even
see it.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
Yeah, if the ace is on too high, he literally
flies around the opposite.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Of make sure you get your punchos on. My extra
Moist edition brand new song of the week coming up
right after this, It is time for my song of
the week. And right now we've got end of the

(52:22):
school year, summer's approaching parties happening all over. Oh my gosh,
this is the time when people are going out to
the clubs, or as Luda would call it, the clears. Yeah,
and if you listen to all like the stereotypical party
night songs, the club seems like the best place to be.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, it does, doesn't It's really glamorized in those songs.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
They've got your favorite songs blasting, all the drinks are flowing,
everyone's beautiful. Ye, batties everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
And no one is turning you down, and.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
All of your friends show up on time. Yeah, but
you girls approached me. Excuse me, I'm trying to hang
out with Seriously, if someone makes it seem like it
is the best night of your entire life, but then
you actually go and it's not like they said it
would be in all those songs.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
What is it like for you?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
It's not even close. The bartenders not smiling at you,
The floors are all sticky and wet, and instead of
smoke shows, you're getting curved by sixes, maybe even dismissed
by a sad pair of Louisiana for Yeah, and don't.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Forget we're men.

Speaker 8 (53:36):
We have to wait outside an hour before we have
that excu.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
And where is usher nowhere to be found? It's it's
just you and your friend that puked in the uber ride.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Over here wait there.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah, because you've obviously had to pre.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Fund, right, so especially for the guy.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I feel misled by all this music, and that's why
I had to write a song about what it's really
like to go out for a night at the clubs.
That's why instead of singing the classic club banger by
Lil John get Low, it's young Jefferies, don't go.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
This is gonna be played right before everybody goes out
as a reminder, I'm just gonna stay.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
This is what it's really like. What version of the
song you want to play?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, get don't go.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Here we go all point when I'm ready points don't know.

Speaker 11 (54:36):
Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going out tonight, don't expectation.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
We're gonna have an average real time. Let's preak game.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Here we are.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Friday night club.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
We gotta wait in.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
Small way, more ways.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
From the sad walk to the road to the road.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
We gotta stand down in that hole. Tell all these
female scrows, tell me all Braith Greas, I'm the god
on we all Braith Grease.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
God damn tell me both please please a.

Speaker 11 (55:17):
Little fast shop, please please God.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I got half the doe.

Speaker 12 (55:21):
Show them my it K fifteen Dona's full the entry
feet that's fine, I get inside where the got a
girl ratio is way too high, hoping to meet some
girls to night. I've got a beauty over there, and
I lie all right now feeling way too shy.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
I gotta go and get a drink.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
First, lake wid Pride. I'm walking up to the bar
and I'm feeling thirsty.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
I'm trying to get their retention, so they turned me.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yea, I'll be waving shower Leana, tend the car down
so they can see you ahead. I'm gonna stand there
several men get the balls and just get me for
the hot chicken tonight. There's no being thrifty cause one
light be acoust eleven fifty. We're gonna all take a shot.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
You open him.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
I'm gonna try to not gag it. It hits my
throat that the flame is really close cross and then
he'll throw it back. I maybe throw it up in.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
A sick crowd.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
So dude, we can't move and never reach a wrench
of people.

Speaker 12 (56:12):
Bump in you elbows, elbow, throw shoulder, no cap on bottle,
from the table to the.

Speaker 11 (56:19):
Table to the float to the getting knocked by some
random Now tell the tracks now down my cold clock yelling,
lamb man, drop on my play down, turn a whiskey
coke on my pants.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Stop blinded by the.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Green leg that I hand.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
It's blasted with the.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Vodka crimp clay by. How are you in the crowd?

Speaker 12 (56:38):
Can you cut the busy too loud?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
You say, if you want to flirt down, can't here?
Let me show you all you ska gotta lean that so.

Speaker 12 (56:47):
Then you rat.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
You gotta scream at the top and your.

Speaker 11 (56:50):
Love really lean chipping cheka gott a young figure boe o, god, yeah,
say hey, thanks, fuck your day?

Speaker 12 (56:58):
I shout, what don't you have a name?

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Why?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I can't chance any day? You got stop? I ain't
crying on him. He lied on him, dance, so crowd
on him.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I gotta cramp him a leg.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Half past time we lost Bride. I know the friends
trying to start a fight outside. Oh no, Jill bro
she'll grow the bouncer done.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
You'll get John in the baboo.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Tell the hole.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
There's a girl crying.

Speaker 11 (57:30):
In thatsode about the rest boyfriend named Paul.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
But you can't wait wait any load down.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
You can't wait.

Speaker 11 (57:36):
Wait goddamn come go out by the dumbstown You cos
don't see goddamn guy an.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Maybe it's trust me, but why would I want to look.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Around the room right now?

Speaker 11 (57:48):
If you want to get the distinct ceiling, then I'm
the oldest person here.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
If you have a one heel to death to bro
shake your head back and forth the.

Speaker 11 (57:56):
Don't go, don't go, and you want a fell down
and shout.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
At your phone your head.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I GetUp on the don't go.

Speaker 11 (58:02):
If you ever had the bartender cut, you won't shake
your hand.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I get on the dount come, don't go.

Speaker 11 (58:07):
If you ever got beer goggles here, you brow take
your hand.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
I get on the dot co don't go.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Come now.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Clothes must go home first. I gotta grab a late
night talk.

Speaker 12 (58:16):
Go emo emo and face is soaked in case I say.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Old, drop a pin down on that phone that wasn't
happened an hour ago.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Go about the ball less sleep on the corner, got
the ball lest leave? God damn dad, someone please call
the driver.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
What the hell is hey?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Goddamn guess where are you?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I'm on second streaks, no second next to the next
to the no loitering signs.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
I don't say, Oh what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Look down?

Speaker 9 (58:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Wait, palm what all. That's the end of me talking
for this show.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I love that you're walking up with your debit card.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Next in seven eight five N two tells what you
thought about the song of the week rare posted video
with all the lyrics on all of our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey. Good luck with your clubs tonight.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Tonight.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I'll just send this to your.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
It's Friday, and I know I'm looking forward to Memorial
Day weekend, day off well deserved.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
And remembering the important things.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yeah, you just say thank you, thank you to all
the troops who have saved those who have fallen in
the line of duty. Brook dedicates her performance today to
all of you.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I'm my dad's a marine, my grandpa was a marine.
Absolutely yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
And today we have a brand new player. Her name
is Justine. Justine. Hopefully you're doing something fun for Memorial
Day weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Going to the Mariners game.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Okay, Well, we're waiting for more from her. Do we
want to oh yeah, expand on that or are you
just gonna no?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I want to just hang an awkward silence for a
few more seconds. Just breathe it in Oh that felt good. Okay,
that was nice. Now Brooks start Jeff, Yeah, you go
out there and you relax. Brooke, just take it easy,
make Margarita. We're just going to get to the rules here.
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you could say past. But you
have to beat Brook out right if you want to win.

(01:00:42):
Are you ready, Justine?

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Your time starts now. The final episode of the TV
show Lost aired on this day in what year of
the twenty tens?

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Fourteen?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
The Treaty of Versailles ended? Which World War.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Two?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
What is the chemical symbol for oxygen?

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Too?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Name the actor who has played Spider Man since twenty sixteen.
Pass in Greek mythology, who was the god of poetry
and music?

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Pass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
It's good to exercise that pass option, like she said
all of them. That feels good. Now, let's learn a
little bit about Justine because she's new. A couple of
notes about her. She's been married for twenty years, is
mom to four children, currently not working, but she likes
to bowl. Oh, she's in a bowling room and she's

(01:01:44):
big into watching football and baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Do you have your own bullying ball. You one that
shows up like that?

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, I have my own shoesball bag, everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Lets you also have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Your own signature bowl cut, like your haircut, show.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Up looking like Jim Carrey domine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I mean no ah, that would be really cool.

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
What kind of ball do you have? What does it
look like?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
I have three different balls, purple and orange.

Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
Oh yeah, I'm really serious about that's your best score?

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Two nine?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I break one hundred. I'm like, whoa, Mama's going on the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Fire the next time we're doing bumpers off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, all right, Justine, good work. It's going to be
Brook's turn here. Brook You ready, Oh, I'm ready. Your
time starts now. The final episode of the TV show
Lost aired on this day in what year of the
twenty tens?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Twenty eleven?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
The Treaty of Versailles ended? Which World War Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
World War one?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
What is the chemical symbol for oxygen?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Uh oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Named the actor who has played Spider Man since twenty sixteen,
Toby Maguire in Greek mythology, who was the god of
poetry and music mm after used in thermometers. What's the
only metal that is liquid at room temperature?

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Rary?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
It's the hardest mercury. Then when I struggled with his
rural and I used to live a rural street.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you all
did with jose in my out man, Justine, I think
we both know you got zero.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
That's okay, it was a close one, yeah, kind of Brooke,
you got three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Okay, Brook was ready to play today. Let's go over
the answers for everybody. The final episode of the TV
show Lost aired on this day in the year twenty ten,
exactly the Treaty of Versailles ended World War One. The
chemical symbol for oxygen is the letter oh she said,
oh too. Oh, we didn't give her that. She still

(01:03:56):
just double the oxygen for that one. The act sure
who's played Spider Man since twenty sixteen is actor Tom Holland.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
In Greek mythology, the god of poetry and music is Apollo,
which is why they named the Apollo Theater after him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
That interesting, I always wondered.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
In fact, and used in thermometers, the only metal that's
liquid at room temperature is mercury.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Oh great for a cocktail too, Oh yeah, drake, mercury.
It's terribly voiceous.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Oh wait a minute, I felt for that, Justine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
It was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just
we're playing. We are going to give you a pair
of tickets to see our very own jose Bolanos and
Friends live at the Emerald City Comedy Club on June fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Oh right, we're talking Mercury on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Hey, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
All right, We're going to do win Brooks Bucks same
time after Memorial Day on Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
Hey, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.