FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Bad Bunny Español Song, Creepy Viral Nightmare + Tupperware Wedding (10/10/25)

FULL SHOW: Friday, October 10th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we'd for a treat today because I loved
Jeff's song of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, fun, and I think you're gonna enjoy it too.
Definitely let us know. And you can only comment today
in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yep, that's a fact.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Ye only do that.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Alexis has been doing du lingo for at least a year,
so I'm sure she's going to be able to respond.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
True.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
I was gonna think of a Spanish word to say there,
but one can come to that top my head under pressure.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, we got that and your second date update,
well was the full show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We always love to start with your comments.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What do you see?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Alexa?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Anna said? I think I saw Jeff at the adult
store buying a new red wig?

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Jeff?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Was that you?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Why do I just want to say yes for him?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Chance?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Can you see Jeff as a redhead?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We do need to talk about his color choice. So
I think that's really the classic the skin tone.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, if you see Jeff in the wild, definitely
let us know, because it's always in the strangest places.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Your full show started right now.

Speaker 7 (00:56):
What is going on with our show Halloween costumes this year?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:01):
Yeah, I don't think we're dressing up this year.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Don't you dare say that it's.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I sent out an email
last week saying Jose was in charge of this. I
haven't seen any follow up since then.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You guys, this email never got set.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You didn't hit sent.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Uh huh, Well I thought I sent something.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Maybe you were going to put someone in charge.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Jose is a born leader in this room, and we're
running out of time to decide to decide on a
group Halloween thing. I'm starting to panic here.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh can I talk about it all the time?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
It'd be nice if you included other people in your
little private conversations.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I feel like, you know we're going to be so cute.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Yeah, I'm sorry you two are over there like having
your little side talks about what you want to do
for your group Halloween costume. Is there a reason that
we're not in the circle of trust?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Brooke, Well, you're just not very fun to talk about
it with.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
I don't know if you could tell what's about. Okay,
I'm a ball of joy right now. Yeah, Okay, I
think I deserve some credit. Back in twenty sixteen, remember
I was one who saved this show. Remember my group
costume idea. The cast of the view, we didn't do that.
I was Joy Bejar, Jose be Gover. Brooke wasn't even
more outspoken Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
It was glorious.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
So please someone go to our social media at Brooke
and Jeffrey save our Halloween with a good group costume idea. Yes,
now let's move on. We're gonna go to a dog collar
question the other day with the man who's gonna be
muttering all of your awesome suggestions on our social media,
our digital guide, Jake. Let's do it, Jake, well.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
On this day. Back in twenty seventeen, the movie Thor
Ragnarok hit views. It was the Marvel film that proved
once and for all, Chris Hemsworth could survive a bad
haircut and a Jeff Goldbloom subplot. Wow Wow, it was
amazing to do, and it turned out to be a
huge box office hit and showed that one member of
the Avenger Squad can have their own successful spinoff. That's

(02:54):
why today we're cracking open the comic book vault and
doing a special solo Superheroes twenty of twenty. I have
a list of the top twenty superheroes who managed to
ditch the team dynamic and make a decent movie all
on their own. Just have to name the superhero to
stay in the game. Okay, we'll start with the woman

(03:16):
who proudly celebrates forsty Thors Days, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
There was a lot of text on the textport about
this over a trivia question that people were debating the
other day, and that.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Was Green Lantern. People were mad about where he got
his powers from.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
On our he said, a decent spinoff movie, Alexi says,
Green Lantern.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
Yes, number seventeen on my list.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
First, it's way down there.

Speaker 9 (03:38):
A superhero with a solo movie.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, the one that we really enjoyed in our family,
just because I love Paul Rudd is Aunt Man, Oh yeah,
man An Man.

Speaker 9 (03:48):
The Lost Quantum Manias. There were thirteen on the listjse Man.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
I'm feeling like I'm overthinking this, like I said Spider.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
Man number one, of the fact that the silver I'm
a silver Saver. You see what happens when you just
take the easy answer and never thinking he's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
There you go, how are you trying to think of
like odd ones.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah, I was too, And then I go, wait a minute,
jeff over to you, I'm racking my brain over who
looks the best in tights. I know you didn't say
that was like part of the criteria for this, but
that's just how my brain works. Those old Aquaman cartoons,
you could see almost everything biceps and tries.

Speaker 9 (04:31):
See almost everything. I can see it on the list
at number five.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I don't why this guy weirds me out, Doctor Strange.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
He's like his name, Doctor Strange, number seven on my list.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Bro Okay, if we're not overthinking it and we're just
naming solo superheroes, I'm just gonna go Batman.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
It's scary to say, right, Batman number six. It's almost
like you're gonna get it wrong.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
We're talking superheroes with solo movies. We got a bunch
left in the list.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Okay, I'm gonna be the first person to mention a woman,
Wonder Woman.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's two shoes from number nine on my list.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
I love them.

Speaker 10 (05:06):
Well, I got.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Shoes, Jeffrey, a little embarrassing. But when I was in
middle school and something went wrong, I didn't know any
swear words, so my mom just taught me to say Shazam,
that's a superhero.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Sam number twelve on my list. Yeah, with the guy
from Chuck was a whole deal.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Is two movies?

Speaker 9 (05:26):
I hope not.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Also, it was very revealing costume outfit that he wears too.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I thought it was successful movies. No, these were just movies.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
Didn't say successful at all.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Alexis doesn't the flash of a TV show.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
He has a TV show. We're talking movies. You want
to say a flash?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, oh the no, I don't. I guess, do I
I do? I'm gonna say the flash.

Speaker 9 (05:46):
She was number eleven twenty twenty three. There was a
flash movie.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, flashing, I'll flash. Let's see. I loved the latest
Superman movie. I thought it was so good.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yeah, Superman number eight, we're cook in Jose. Gimme Deadpool,
Deadpool number ten. You guys have gotten one five through thirteen.
There's a couple easy ones, a couple of super hard ones.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Well, yeah, there's only not much left on the list.
I don't. I don't know if this was in wide
release like all over the country. But are any of
you guys fans of the Silver Gaze?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (06:21):
I'm not a group g a z e O. I
was not those Silver Games like the old Yeah, like
those the Silver Game like he was an old man
who stared at you.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Oh no, the Silver Surfer, I know.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
No, I'm gonna go give me the Silver Games Silver Gaze.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
No, man, I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
I'll show you some videos that will blow your.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Mind over to you.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Iron Man, do we say that?

Speaker 11 (06:49):
Man?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
Three?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:51):
How did I not think of that?

Speaker 9 (06:52):
Bu two, four and fourteen.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Just through the rest of.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Show Me Black Panther, Black Panthers.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
Number two, Jose, you got any for me? Wolverine sixteen?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Alexis our listener is a comic con told me I
remind my Black Canary she kills people with her voice.

Speaker 9 (07:09):
That's very Yeah, Black Canary is not on my list,
and Jose, the next wrong answer loses.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's not right true Catwoman.

Speaker 9 (07:22):
Cat Woman, I'm sorry, did not make the list.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Mister Invisible on it, No, he was.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
You won Today's vision of plenty of twenty some of
the highest grossing superhero movies. You guys missed Captain Marvel
in twenty nineteen. That's pay Larsen, Venom, Tom Hardy Thor
Ragnarok did a whole spiel about it earlier. No one
said the Incredible Hulk, Captain America and the reason Rock
ruined wrestling again. Black Adam a movie that is so

(07:51):
terrible he tried to ruin other things I like instead.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
So Jose, you you're the winner. You get to choose
who gets shocked. They're gonna be singing my I hear
a buy Foo Fighters go with super Canary.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Sure, okay, there goes my hero.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Watch him as he goes there.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your photo tap coming up in just a few.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
We're exactly three weeks away from Halloween. But I've got
great news. Christmas is here. It's the morning. Exciting, Brook.
You could start wrapping presents and start decorating Jose's ulog.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Just concentrate on one thing until it happens.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Maybe I should be a little bit more specific. It
is Christmas, but only if you're in Pittsburgh right now.
Why the sad music happens because officials there thought why
not do a big Christmas tree lighting ceremony three weeks
before Halloween.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
They did their Christmas tree lighting.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Those are supposed to happen around Thanksgiving Pittsburgh, when all
your families together and you can go together.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
It happened just the other night, and it may go
down in history as the only Christmas tree lighting ceremony
that people actually booed.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I'm hoping they have a fake tree because that
thing is gonna be chrispy.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Yeah, yeah, they'll put the real thing in there. It's downtown,
right next to the big Ice skating rink, which doesn't
even open till November fourteenth.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Is going on.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Why would they do that?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Because Pittsburgh City Council knows what Christmas is really about.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Someone messed up the calendar.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
They interviewed a young boy who attended the ceremony named Marcus,
who said, quote, I'm really excited because we're gonna skate,
But I gotta say they probably should have waited till
after Halloween first.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Even the little boy said that, you know.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
What, Marcus, you don't get to decide that you're just
a child. The Pittsburgh City Council knows what's up. Sun. Yeah,
all right, you'll lead a gingerbread man right now, and
you'll like it, kid, And if you don't, Brook's gonna
put you to work in one of her factories to
make toys. Yeah, other kids.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I think that that's not a bad plan, right.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Welcome to the real world, children comes anytime we want
it to. And if the Pittsburgh City Council says they
want laser stories next, then by god, we're gonna give
them laser stories on it. It's coming up right after this.

(10:36):
It's the radio segment that's trying to get its foot
in the door with the pet perfume industry with a
new line for dogs. The available sense include wet tennis
ball and chewed up sock. Yeah, class up your puff
with the sprits of perfume thanks to Laser Story, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

(10:56):
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other butt snippers don't. His first lazer story is
out of Saint Louis. A twenty six year old Olive
Garden waitress named Hailey Messing had been serving a couple
on a date night who rang up a ninety four
dollars bill that included pasta, wine and appetize.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I mean it's actually, you know, with wine, it's
not that.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Well somebody's gonna get lucky to know. But when the
couple left no tip, Hailey allegedly slammed the receipt onto
their table and shouted, unlimited bread sticks doesn't mean unlimited
free labor.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, she's got a point. But the couple's probably seventeen
years old.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Yeah, well, police say. As the couple began walking out,
Hailey then grabbed a basket of bread and hurled it
at the couple, striking the man in the chest.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, it's his fault for not opening his mouth.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Brooklyn grabbed them off the floor, like these are still good.
I can make these into crew ties.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's right, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
That steph intervened. Haley shoved the woman toward the wall
and accused them of stealing her wages.

Speaker 8 (12:07):
What the heck?

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Of course cops were called at that point.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's a very passionate Wheat staff.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
The incident drew so much attention that another customer in
the dining room started a live screen, and within hours,
clips of the breadstick throwing meltdown had wrapped up millions
of Yews, turning the restaurant into an online spectacle. In
the end, Haley was arrested on charges of assault and

(12:37):
disorderly conduct after what police described as a quote gratuity
dispute that got out of control.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean, her eyebrows do look good in her mugshot,
but her eyes are very bloodshot.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Should we start a GoFundMe tips for Haley? No, so
she can at least get makeup that doesn't run. She
could use it. This next laser story is out of Pennsylvania.
Brook's mom has always told me that there's a fine
line between resourceful and tacky.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
My wife, my mom loves taky, so she definitely did
not say that.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
She knows the line between it and I wish a
woman named Kosha herb had heard that before she made
her wedding guestless.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh that happened, do you see?

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Kosha recently tied the knot and says she let one
of her dad's friends bring his daughter and the daughter's
husband along to the small wedding.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, that was nice of her.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah, it was fine until at the end of the
night she watched this couple that she barely knew bust
out their ten tupperware containers and began packing up all
the food.

Speaker 12 (13:40):
God, my mom still talks about a wedding she went
to with one of my dad's friends that my dad's
buddy ended up stealing everybody's purse yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Or the wallets in the purse.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
But luckily my mom was so messy he couldn't find
her wallet in time.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
So my god, my well.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
Witnesses at this wedding say they saw the woman fill
up seven of the tupperware with food from the buffet,
three of them with dessert, and she wasn't done. She
grabbed a few beers and some floral centerpieces on her
way out.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
They paid for that.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
What are you gonna do with the floral centerpieces? I
feel like there should be a to go situation.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Maybe I'll give you that.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Did I forget to mention the couple's gift to the
bride and groom was a five dollars bill. That is
the cheapest.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
Couple ever and they weren't even originally invited.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
It's a compliment though, to be like, your food is
so good, we want more.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
After a few of the people in the wedding party intervened,
the woman admitted they were not struggling financially. She really
wanted leftovers. The story went viral online and some are
defending her, saying the food would have just gone to
waste if she didn't try to take it.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I know that, Okay, So with the our leftover wedding food,
we brought it for, you know, because so much family
was in town, so we ate it as a family
the next three days.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, I was really sick.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
Yeah, totally, but a lot.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Actually, most people were totally horrified, except for Brook's mom,
who said it was quote resourceful. Ye that's right there,
you gom.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, my mom has the crazy talent to be able
to pick out the exact size, the exact right size
of a container for whatever leftoversus left.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
It is wild. I'm telling you you should be on
a show doing it.

Speaker 12 (15:36):
Yes, it's always perfectly filled with the I just got talent.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
It is useless town, America's got useless.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
There's thirty seconds we'll never get back. This next laser
story is out of pixel Plaza. Recently, we celebrated National
Video Games Day, and according to a study published last year,
kids who play video games actually earn more money as adults.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Wow, look at us, Look at us gamers.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Are you compensating for the last I was trying to
keep my comments.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Sure, it's so interesting. She's like, please tell me more.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
I'm thinking your job right now, you Brook.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
All indulged for you, Brook, because you're so interested. They
found that adults who played video games as children now
earn annual salaries that are an average.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
I can't wait for Brooks.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
They're an average over five thousand dollars more than others.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
That is a lot of money, a lot As for
which particular games help, Those who played FIFA lead the pack,
earning nearly seventy one thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
I grew up on FIFA.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
So hard to play.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
There's so many buttons you have to push at the
same time, I can't play those games well.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
For comparison, the median annual salary for US workers is
about sixty Kay, so that's eleven grand more. And get this,
candy Crush is a close second now, so you don't
even need to be playing complex video games, Brooke, Noble
games count two.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I like the jewel, that's my that's leg did not.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Probably mind sweeper? Oh yeah, I love bites.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
I'm sure you did.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
According to experts, even if you're not in it to
earn more. The biggest benefits to playing a game a
few times a week are stress relief, strategic thinking, problem
solving skills, and hand die coordination.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Funny because my guy friends throw their remote walls.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
But you know, but I bet they throw them really accurately.
Handy coordination, similar to someone I know who has excellent
hand eye coordination, just off the charts, probably because he
played a lot of video games as a kid, mostly
Grand Theft Rebox. Just racking up those studies. And that
sound means Laser stories has come to an end for

(18:10):
the day. We'll do it again the same time on Monday.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
You know, it's a big deal when multiple reputable publications
are all posting stories about the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's happening right now, where like Newsweek, people New York Post,
all these news outlets we've been around for a long
time are all coming out with articles about this bizarre,

(18:38):
recurring dream that tens of thousands of people are all having.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
And the weird part is there's so many similarities between
them all. It's freaking everyone out crazy. Actually, maybe you've
had the dream too, Whoa. You're gonna find out when
we tell you. Coming up right after this, we're officially
into the spooky season. Yes, it's brook and Jeffrey in
the morning, so we're seeing lots of creepy stuff happening.

(19:08):
Spiders are making webs, night times are getting foggier. Brooks
started wearing a trench coat to work, and she keeps
following me out to the parking lot, saying she wants
to show me something.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
I think she wants a flash.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
I don't know, and I don't want to know. It's
just weird.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I could be selling watches and they're all right inside my.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Never's gonna find out. But I don't know if this
is just a coincidence. But a pretty freaky story just
came out in the news.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh I love these.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
There's multiple publications writing about it now, so I'm guessing
at least one of my co hosts has seen this.
But apparently thousands of people all over the country and
all across the globe are all having the same creepy
dream about being in the same creepy mall. What do
you know what I'm talking it all?

Speaker 9 (20:00):
Here?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Is this your dream too? I've never heard of.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
This you might be familiar the more I describe it.
So it's become this huge thing on social media where
thousands of people are sharing their weird, recurring dreams of
being stuck in this place. They've called it mall World.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Did they watch Stranger Things recently? And that's what they're
thinking of.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
That's not what this is. It's been something that's been
going on. Some people have been having the same dream
for like twenty plus years.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, it actually looks like a pretty nice mall, Jeff.
For the picture that you passed around, that's.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Just one area of mall World. I showed me a
photo a little bit. What happens to you in the
dream is different from person to person, but it all
seems to take place in this giant, creepy labyrinth where
you face some big struggle.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Like you're late for your minimum wage shift. At Hot topic,
totally that what's going on.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
It could be something like that. Like here's one woman
on TikTok named Taylan explaining her recurring Mall World.

Speaker 14 (20:58):
Dream, and I'm gonna explain my dream. It's a darkish
building and it literally looks like a mall in the
main parts where I always end up is in this
indoor apartment complex. It's not like a typical apartment complex,
like it's really dark, but you can go up these
stairs and there's like a million apartments and really long,

(21:24):
super narrow hallways. And the part that keeps getting me
is every time I start this stream, I start up
on the second level and I am looking up this
huge staircase, and for some reason in my dream, I
keep thinking, how am I supposed to get all my
laundry up to my room upstairs? Because in my dream

(21:46):
apparently I had just done my laundry somewhere.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah, I can't have to go.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Does it mean like she's like overwhelmed by all the
tasks that she has to do in life?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like, what's the meaning behind that?

Speaker 7 (21:58):
I'm not a dream analyst. Every person's dream in mall
World is a little bit different about their own personal struggle.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Now that you told us about it, we're all gonna
have dreams about.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, sure, and mine will definitely center around some sort
of household chores.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Seems to be doing.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
That's your struggle. And the part of mall World that
tailing always ends up when is the place with infinite
apartments and the stairwell that goes up forever and ever.
But there's other areas inside Mall World where you might
wind up, like some people have described being in a
creepy amusement park. It's for real, a weird bathroom with

(22:36):
hundreds of toilets and no walls. There's a picture of
someone posted to.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
That one sit down and go next to hold hands
with the person going next to you.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
Or a restaurant where you're the only customer and it's
still terrible service.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
Are we sure this isn't just like Mall of American
It might be.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
The memory of that day, that's the thing. No matter
where you are, the overarching theme is it's a giant,
dimly lit mall. And some people have been having their
same dream over and over and over for the last ten,
fifteen to twenty years.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
That's a long time. That's why I'm so annoyed.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
If I was having a dream for that long, like,
is my brain not creative enough to find a new
dream ten to fifteen years, I'd for sure go to
someone and be like, tell.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Me what this is.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
But that's why somebody created a whole subreddit called the
mall World, where people can share what happens to them
while they're there, so.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
More people are joining in and finding out.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
It's bringing all these strangers together. There's now thirty four
thousand people part of the group. One person said, finding
this Mall World sub has literally changed my life because
there's thirty thousand other people having the exact same dream
as me.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I wonder if it's like, you know, dimension, it's like
the new public speaking while naked dream that.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Everybody used to have.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Maybe you were having that dream in Mall World.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Our school was in World.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Yes, school, and it's a public school.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh no, Jeffrey, is that you? Is that what's so
hard for you?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Public school.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
I never ended up there.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
There are great places of education that everyone should invest
in if you want a better community.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I'm gonna hear.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
I feel like I always end up in the massage
parlor of Mall World, where they stay at my shoulders
and never go anything. So yeah, if you find that, somebody,
listen to me, like, all.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Right, just get in the massage chair over there. It'll
do the work for you.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
So there you go. If you find yourself in Mall
World tonight, remember while you're there, Alexis wants you to
buy her something from the Sephora, maybe some vitamin C
serums or a face roller.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
And that's actually exactly what I need. Yeah, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Did we run into each other in World?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I have a great wreck for inviting the series. You
need one.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Your phone taps the brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Alexis, if you're about to go out on a first
date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be
to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't
that be nice to get the inside skinny on all
of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you
a little pump up speech to get you ready for
the big night with her little boy.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I mean, it's always good to have some you know,
background on him, you know, in case you need to
hold it against him blackmail.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're looking at him.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
No, no, no, no, I'm trying to make the best of it.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does.

Speaker 15 (25:36):
Way.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
Here how it goes in your phone? Tap right now,
it's another twenties.

Speaker 11 (25:52):
Hello.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
Hello, am I speaking with the Heather Jeff only your
future mother in law?

Speaker 11 (26:06):
What did what did you say?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (26:09):
I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
What is happening right now?

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
We have not met, but you're supposed to go out
with my son Caleb tonight.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
First date.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
Okay, yeah, I am. But you said you your his mother?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
you out tonight.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I have heard a lot about you.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
Yeah you have.

Speaker 16 (26:43):
I have.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
He showed me your dating profile.

Speaker 10 (26:45):
Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I give you a B plus, a B plus.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,
Darryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick
thrusts in the bedroom.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
And okay, I am so confused. Why are you calling me?
And how did you give my number?

Speaker 15 (27:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, So
let's keep this between us.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Ladies.

Speaker 11 (27:17):
Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?

Speaker 10 (27:21):
What good mother and son? Doesn't I remember?

Speaker 13 (27:24):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (27:24):
No, no, no, one does that.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, I still have parental controls on his phone, so
I see all of your messages.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Oh really, Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I loved that meme you sent him two days ago
at me laughing, I'll tell you.

Speaker 11 (27:38):
You saw that you look through your grown son's phone.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
We'll just get sent to mine.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
But you asked why I was calling, and you know what,
I think that's a good point. I'm not calling to
talk about me. Let's focus on your date.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
But I don't need to talk to you about our date.
That's you're not a part of this. So I don't
even know why you're calling this.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I think I have some helpful information for you.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Actually, if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind
his right ear.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Oh he is ticklish there.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
I don't even know if I should be going on
a date with Caleb.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
If I bet, I bet.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
If you keep doing it, it might just turn him on.
Oh my god, I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 11 (28:20):
You know that You're not a cool mom. No, cool
mom does this? This is horrific.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I'm not cool.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
How do you think I know about the Karate Kid?

Speaker 9 (28:30):
Then?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Huh?

Speaker 16 (28:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (28:32):
He loves that show on Netflix?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
H yeah, Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
He even wears the karate kid outfits around the house,
and because he recently lost his job at the bus station,
he's not a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
He's getting good.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
He lost his job. Wait that that doesn't make sense.
He was telling me all about his work and at
a backtop like he works in marketing. That's what he said.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, he's really good at spinning those sides, but that's
only part time. Think of it this way, though, part
time work gives him more time to spoil us. He
has two favorite ladies.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Okay, I don't think this is gonna work out. You
just tell him.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
It'll be just like last summer when his inflatable girlfriend
got run over by a bully with a skateboard.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
It was inconsolable for days.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
Okay, you know what, This really isn't gonna work out.
You need to tell your son thank you, but no thanks.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,
and that's that I'm not actually his mother.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
I actually broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey.
In the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
What is going on? It's a prank phone call.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
Your day came is actually the one who set you up? No, oh,
then you too.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he
wanted to play a joke on you before the first day.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
I can't, I can't believe this. That was insane.

Speaker 10 (30:06):
So you like that, right, the joke.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
I haven't decided yet.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Wake Up every morning was full taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
We've heard about some strange and creative ways guys have
tried to meet women, whether they're borrowing a friend's dog
for the day, or buying a leotard and going to
Orange Theory, or you could just do what Jose does,
bring half a dozen frozen burritos into a Williams Sonoma
and pretend to cook them in one of their fake microwaves.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's actually Jean.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I would hang out with you and then I can't
get a date, but you'd get a friend.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
You go, hey, do you know why this isn't working?
And also can I get your number? Works every time?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (30:52):
And I burn her mouth of a burrito.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Yeah, it's still cold because it's a fake microwave.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
I was talking about that.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Oh, I see, But today we learned about an even
crazier technique that involved one man and two hundred d
ms and it actually worked. You're gonna hear it in
your second date update, next second date updated. On a
scale of one to ten, how attractive would you say

(31:18):
I am? That's the question I don't want any in
this room to answer, because I already know.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I was going to ask if you were talking when
we had.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
To rate you, I already know that I am an
eight point three five two.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
That is your average, very weird number.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Yeah, that's the number that my mom rated me at
our last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, then, I like that.
She said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
You didn't follow up with the retailer.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
It's something about me isn't straight enough, and she doesn't
like it. I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though,
to rate yourself, because personally, i'd rate me a soft seven,
and that's moving extra generous to myself.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's on a good day.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Yeah, so numbers are going to fluctuate based on the
eye of the beholder. But what if you had a
hack that could guarantee the next person you go out
with is definitely up to your attraction standards.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Really amazing as a hack.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
For that, apparently because one of our listeners, Blaine, says,
he figured out that hack and we all need to
learn it today. So Blaine, welcome to the seven and Underclub.
Happy to have it.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Over here.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
How you doing, man, I'm.

Speaker 15 (32:33):
Good, happy to be here.

Speaker 17 (32:35):
Well.

Speaker 15 (32:35):
Also, I can't say that I I didn't come up
with a theory myself, you know, like it was definitely
a lot of social media helped with it.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh, what do you write yourself, Blaine before we go
into your hack, so we know what your level is.

Speaker 15 (32:51):
I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten,
you know, so somewhere in there the whole scale.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Okay, what would your mom rate you? That's a better question.

Speaker 15 (33:01):
My mom, she didn't lie me very much.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Maybe like a three okay, So it must.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Not be hard to find somewhat up to your levels.
Lame if you don't really have a.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Level, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (33:12):
I guess I'm a little bit. Uh, I like just
shoot out of my league a little bit. It's got
to be seven and.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Uh Okay, good man high, game high.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Yeah, I'm super high, and that's why I've been single
for what ten years?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Yeah, eventually one of these is going to stick. So
tell us, though about this theory that you found online.

Speaker 15 (33:29):
This thing said all the most attractive people in the
world are born on the fifth, fourteenth or twenty third
of the month.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
I missed it by a date.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Was anybody here I was supposed to be born on
the fourteenth? Does that count?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
No, you baked for too long.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
I'm the twenty fourth. I'm over it as well.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, so you're just looking at people's birthdays.

Speaker 15 (33:47):
Yeah, so I started typing in the dates, and uh,
I would kind of look and see the pictures that
came up on my suggested page, and if any of
them were obvious, like birthday.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Posts, where were you typing these in on what suggested page?

Speaker 15 (34:00):
On any social media? Try to on a few different ones,
like you know, Instagram and.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, okay, see you just type in like let's say
October twenty third, right or September fourteenth, right.

Speaker 15 (34:10):
Anything that falls in that, and then you can click
on photos and so I like saw somebody with a
party head or like something on then I would look
at it and be like happy birthday, they said, because it'd.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Be liked hashtag birthday.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 15 (34:21):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
And how was the talent on those dates?

Speaker 15 (34:25):
Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was.
It was eights and tins all the way through.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
Absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Were able to use that to your advantage in some way?

Speaker 15 (34:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So I would just kind of
compile a list and then I just copy and pasted
like a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile
popped up for me, and you have the same birthday
as my sister, and it's the numbers game. So I
sent like two hundred of these.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Whoa, oh yeah, I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That is a big net sir.

Speaker 15 (34:57):
Look I've been striking out for a while time. It's like,
it's true you the castle wide.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I like your honesty. I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages
to beautiful women?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
So didn't say anything, Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd
be higher.

Speaker 15 (35:12):
But I would say like ten or fifteen of them
message back and said OMG, no way, small world like
type of thing. And then I kind of looked in
the ones that were really close to.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Me and the one.

Speaker 15 (35:23):
Yeah, and I did get a date out of it, actually,
with one that I really really thought was cute the
whole time.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, wow, wow, one hundred the widest net I've ever
heard cast and you narrowed it down to one girl
in one date.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I feel like this is like sales cold calling, is
what it's.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I know you mentioned what was
her name, Delilah? Delilah? Yeah, okay, and what did you
and Delilah do for your meetup?

Speaker 15 (35:54):
So, I mean we dms for a little while and
then I finally asked her out to meet up for
a happy hour at a bar, okay, And she was
really cute and she came in and uh, she brought
a Starbucks gift card and was like, hey, give this
to your sister because she's my birthday twin.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh did you feel guilty because.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
He lied at that point?

Speaker 15 (36:14):
I still feel real guilty. She still doesn't know that
my sister's birthday is not the same as that. But
I mean I looked at it. It was cute. It was
only for like ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good
birthday gift. Anyway.

Speaker 15 (36:28):
She doesn't even know my sister, you.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Know at less you have one.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I guess, yeah, I don't know her birthday.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
That's a good start to the day. How did it go?

Speaker 15 (36:37):
I thought it went really well, but there, I mean,
there was a few things that I kind of have
honed in one that, uh, like my anxiety brain won't
really let go.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
You're thinking something like you did was wrong.

Speaker 15 (36:48):
I mean I won't say wrong, but I think maybe
it probably took her back a little bit. I don't know,
it maybe came one too strong because I compliment her
maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like
six or seven times. I don't know, I have been
on a date with somebody that's attractive and then I
don't know, I was a little drunk and feeling myself,
so I was just kind of trying to be completely honest.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Hey, can we FaceTime all my friends? I mean, as
long as you left it at like you're so pretty
and didn't elaborate all the details about why, then nothing
might be safe.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like,
why are you so shocked?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Okay, so how did that date end?

Speaker 15 (37:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Just a little kiss that's good.

Speaker 15 (37:29):
And something she went inside and I haven't heard from Room.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I mean, if you reached out at all, Yeah, i'd
Sarah tech message.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
She hasn't responded yet, okay, and.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Maybe she found out your mom rated you with three
and so then she lost interest. But we're gonna come back.
We'll call it Delilah for you and try and get
you your second date update. Right after this second date update,
we just learned about a brand new hot dating hack
from one of our listeners blame. That made us all
turn our heads and say, this is ground breaking on.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
The ground is literally cracking.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
I am never gonna look at the world the same
ever again after this, because Blaine was not having success
on the dating apps, and he saw a social media
post saying all the most attractive people in the world
were born on either the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third
of the month, whatever month that is. So he went online,

(38:29):
put those dates into Facebook and Instagram, and if a
photo of an attractive woman blowing out birthday candles came up,
he made sure to reach out to her sex.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Two hundred hundred messages oft were sent and out of
all those, a handful of conversations happened, and he ended
up going out on a date with a woman named Delilah.
And as far as we know, she has no clue,
but maybe just knowing all of the lengths that you
went to in order to find her would actually impress her. Blaine, No,

(39:02):
when does that story come out?

Speaker 15 (39:04):
I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does that.
We'll date for a while. She does something really bad
and then I'm like, oh, I forgive.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
You talk it does something really bad. You're like, I
knew it.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I knew when you were the only one out of
two hundred that messaged me back something.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
But we really don't know what the issue is, what's
going on with her, why they're not hanging out, But
we're about to find out.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
That's the fun part. You ready for this plane?

Speaker 15 (39:28):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
We're gonna try our hardest. Here, let's style her number.
Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah,
hope you're having a good day, and that's about to
get even better because you're on the radio right now

(39:50):
with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Welcome to the show. Delilah.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh hey guys, Oh you know the show sweet I.

Speaker 17 (40:00):
But it's cool to hear from you a radio station.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Are you? Are you this nice to like scammers.

Speaker 17 (40:09):
Who called to sometimes?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Okay, like I don't.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Need a car warranty, but you sure have a great day.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Gives and family?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Aren't that nice to us? Pleasure talking to you. But
we do have a reason for calling because we're doing
something called a second date update. Okay, that's we're One
of our listeners is trying to get a hold of
you to hang out one more time. You've been out
with him once. His name is Blaine.

Speaker 17 (40:37):
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, blame you like blame Blaine.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
We're really cool. We had a great time.

Speaker 17 (40:48):
We kind of met on social media.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Okay, And I'm going to stop you real quick because
we've actually spoken to Blaine before we called you, and
we kind of heard all the details about how you
met and how you guys went out to a bar
and he brought him like a cool Starbucks gift car sister.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
He thought that was really sweet.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
Yeah, we had the same birthday and.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
You and sister.

Speaker 17 (41:11):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah, So the question that Blaine has that he's going
through us hoping to get some answers for is, why
are you not wanting to see him again? If that's true?

Speaker 17 (41:23):
If I'm honest now, because I wasn't honest then I
stretched the truth about my age on my social media
and we were having such a great time. I felt
a little guilty about being dishonest.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Oh okay, okay. You know, I think a lot of
people stretch a little bit, like if you're twenty seven,
you'll say twenty five. Sure, how much did you stretch
the number by? We go in like three years or
forty years?

Speaker 17 (41:53):
About four years stretch four?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
What's interesting about that is he didn't notice at all.
Would have Drake brought that up to us, like you shouldn't.
I don't think feel bad. You know, four years isn't
that big of a difference at all.

Speaker 17 (42:06):
No, I just felt really weird about it because he
bought it up on the dates and I didn't correct him.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
So, like he said, you're I mean, what are you
saying you are on social media?

Speaker 17 (42:18):
My social media says that I'm thirty two, okay, but
I'm thirty six okay, okay, okay?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
And can I just ask why why do you lie
about it?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
You know?

Speaker 11 (42:29):
It was just something that I did and I just
never went back and changed it.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating
app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on
her personal social media page that.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I think my Facebook says I'm whielder because I wasn't
allowed to make it at the age when Facebook.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah, stretch it, Okay, But I mean that doesn't sound
like he did anything wrong. That sounds like you're just
feeling guilty that you didn't one hundred percent come clean.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Right.

Speaker 17 (42:58):
I'm just a really honest person, and it felt really
weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And so it's easier to go to him than to
come clean and tell him the truth.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (43:10):
I didn't want to look stupid for lying about something
so small.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
I know you're an honest person. On this show, we
tend not to be sorry.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
But if we do have any guilt about it, that
is That's why this.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Is so hard for me to be honest with you
and let you know that Blaine has actually been on
the other line listening this entire time.

Speaker 17 (43:32):
That's not true.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
I wish I could say that, but it is. Blaine
are you there. Man.

Speaker 17 (43:38):
Hey, hey, I don't know what to say right now.

Speaker 15 (43:44):
I mean I can, I can start it. Uh, that
doesn't bother me. I don't care, like what age is,
just the number. You know, you look great. I honestly
thought you looked younger than thirty two.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
So oh thank you. You're saying she doesn't seem like
she's a thirty six year old.

Speaker 15 (43:58):
Yeah, I mean you can kind of chose your own age, right,
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh yeah, that is my.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Jo I think the government.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
And somebody says you look twenty six, you're twenty six.
I think that's how she thinks.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
You hear that, that is so I hear that.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
It makes me feel a little bit better. But I
just I feel.

Speaker 17 (44:19):
Really bad when you brought it up, blaming on the date,
Like my eyes got really big, and I didn't know
what to say to you.

Speaker 15 (44:28):
So I could I could probably make you feel a
little bit better. So the whole when we first started talking,
I kind of lied to you about my sister.

Speaker 11 (44:39):
Really, Wait, you don't have a.

Speaker 15 (44:42):
Sister, No, no, no, no, I do I have a sister,
But I just I don't know. You were so beautiful
and I really wanted to talk to you. So I
just kind of lied about the about her birthday and
your birthday being the same, just because I don't know,
I just kind of wanted to start a conversation with you.

Speaker 11 (44:58):
Wait, you lied about her birthday?

Speaker 15 (45:00):
Yeah, I mean it was just the way I wanted
to talk to you. You're so beautiful.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
I wanted to you said that, So, where's my gift card?
I want my gift card back.

Speaker 15 (45:09):
I'll bring it back to Hey. We can go on
a second date and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about
that that.

Speaker 17 (45:17):
I don't understand. How did you figure out that my birthday?
How did you figure out when my birthday was?

Speaker 7 (45:23):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (45:24):
God, look all right, I don't know. This is too
much to say.

Speaker 18 (45:31):
So somebody said at one point that most attractive people's
birthdays are the fifth, of fourteenth and the twenty third,
So I kind of facebook search for people with those birthdays.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
Oh my, Hey, what I shows you?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Like?

Speaker 15 (45:48):
I did? I only messaged you.

Speaker 9 (45:50):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Did you hear what she just said about that? She
called you a loser?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came up
with that theory on TikTok.

Speaker 17 (45:58):
I mean both of them.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, well, I mean he was just having a hard time.
You know how hard dating is.

Speaker 17 (46:05):
It's really hard to find honest people.

Speaker 11 (46:07):
Also, that's why dating is so hard, Delilah.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
You were just saying how guilty and horrible that you
felt about yourself, that you weren't completely honest with him,
and now.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
It was a mistake.

Speaker 15 (46:17):
Well, look, you said that I was a really cool person,
and we would have never met up if I hadn't
gone through all that and gotten in touch with your
over social media.

Speaker 17 (46:25):
Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep
such in the dirt web for people's.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
Birth it is living in the dark ages and even
light on your sister, No.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like,
this is actually not a bad place to jump off from,
and we'd love to send you out on one more
date that we would pay for, not you, Delilah, not
with the gift cards or anything on us, one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Give him a chance.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
I just I really hate dishonesty, so I'm gonna have
to pass.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
No.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
But coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two
year old online that was.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
An accident, Okay, Yeah, yeah, I don't know how this
call devolved into what it was, but coming from this
twenty three year old GQ model, I think I think
love is possible if you just give it a chance.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Also by your career, jeff where's the line.

Speaker 15 (47:27):
You're right, love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two
hundred more later today a.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Successful second date update kinds reoky Jeffrey in the morning. Man,
people are just not forgiving enough anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
You think that's what it is. I wanted them to
go out. I think they would have been so cute.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
I think that's the problem. It's like it's forgiveness. Because
let's recap. Delilah was not honest about her age, and
Blaine heard that and said, you know what, it's okay,
I don't care. I like you, and then Blaine goes,
I also kind of wasn't honest about my sister's birthday,
and Delilah went, how dare you you deserve to suffer
a lonely painful or something along those lines.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
You know, I don't know that she went that far, but.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Basically tell me that effect.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
It should have been even Stevens. It should have been like, okay,
I lied, there were equal lies. We're both honesty.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I think we're a concentrated the wrong thing. There was
honesty at the end, that's the thing that we should have.
But once he said a d M two hundred women, why.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Is that it's no different than meeting on the dating apps.
You're messaging probably five hundred women there and only going
out with one.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It just makes you feel like a loser.

Speaker 8 (48:35):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
It's just I'm sorry, It's just how it is.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Why why can't as a society we just be more
accepting about the creative ways that people connect online, because
you know, nobody wants to meet in person anymore in public,
but wants to be one of two hundred messages either
like you got to have a middle or.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Why can't we just agree that there's some things that
just shouldn't be said even if we love honesty.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
There you go, I'm gonna say something so mean right now,
but you know, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna restrain, restrain
myself and just say, you know what, if you want
some help with your dating life, email the show just
bank you angry. I don't know, we'll call that person
who has been calling you back.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
Yoga with goats, swimming with dolphins, root canals with medically
trained hamsters.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Proof to take any activity and just add cute animals,
it instantly becomes a hundred times better drill. That's why
I've been begging management here to let me bring kittens
in every Friday. While I sing.

Speaker 8 (49:48):
I would not pay attention.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
Then they came back with a firm and resounding absolutely not.
But I think we can compromise if you all take
out a sharpie and draw some whiskers on your faces
and throw cattiers and you maybe play around with tiny
balls of yarn on the table.

Speaker 15 (50:06):
Hand.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
This could be my cutest song of the week ever.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I feel like we're like the old cats that don't
get adopted.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
We're in the corner like.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
We're gonna try it. Brand new song of the week,
cute editions. It's coming up right after this. It is
time for my song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey
in the morning. And huge announcement was made, So bigs.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Choking, you need a hug maybe, Okay.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Huge announcement was made recently that had a lot of
people talking. The number one most watched television event of
the year. The super Bowl just named their musical performer
for the halftime show, and it's gonna be none other
than Latin superstar Bad Buddy.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Here's my favorite.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
And yeah, like, no matter how you feel about it,
you can't deny he is very, very popular.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
It makes me music that just forces your body to dance.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yes, even Hosean Alexis did what you're doing at the
Bad Bunny concert last year, and we do not give
that type of attention to everybody. Sure we did do
what you're doing at the bus stop literally the next week,
but still doesn't take away from Bad Bunny. He is
huge and the NFL took.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
Notice, yes, of course.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
However, the big hang up that some people have is
one hundred percent of his songs are not in English.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I usually can't understand lyrics in English either, and I
just sing with whatever day.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'm good with it.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
But that's why the other day, Bad Bunny made the comment, well,
looks like you have four months to learn Spanish.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Alexis been trying for month.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
It's true. My whole TikTok like breaking out Bad Buddy's lyrics.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Even though he may have said that tongue in cheek
in jest as a joke. I am taking it to heart.
That's right down, challenge accepted, okay, and I am willing
to do whatever it takes to learn the language. So
I can't really dive into that super Bowl performance and
know exactly what's going on.

Speaker 15 (52:17):
All right.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
That's why instead of doing the nineteen seventies hit, I
like that old time rock and roll. It's young Jeffreys.
I got my halftime in Espanol. Okay, let's go. Okay,
it's all point when I'm ready.

Speaker 16 (52:41):
My high school Spanish was much a help.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
Learned all the naughty words, but not much else. When
Bad Bonnie does a super Bowl show, I better know.

Speaker 16 (52:54):
Oh my spanio I got, don't date a style Bonnio,
study the menu at a poio loco. Just give me
one week onto a lingo.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
No I'm talking's fan. It's like I'm ja loa. My
radio is.

Speaker 16 (53:13):
Turned to reggaetne been yelling.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Dalla every air horn blow man.

Speaker 16 (53:20):
If you say you ain't in too bit bom.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
You can go and kiss some my coulo josy americano,
gordo YoSoy Americano, gordo. Mi accento is ter me accento
s terrri bla Mi restauran is cheez gig Hey, what
been watching our ship cares videos?

Speaker 19 (53:46):
She got me say al idys meal Dora Explora is
a maya migo, a mental mega losianitoa her people wanting
that they're.

Speaker 16 (54:00):
Last thrilled, just speak American.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
This ain't Brazil.

Speaker 16 (54:06):
They're gonna cry because they wanted Dave grow these folks as.

Speaker 7 (54:10):
Wide as Helman's made.

Speaker 16 (54:14):
So many cold bitterer online trolls. What all American super Bowls?
No Spanish in sand for ram Cisco, except the name
is fully Latino.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Yo ablo como un idiota repeat incorrect.

Speaker 16 (54:37):
Repido toto incorrect?

Speaker 7 (54:39):
Amende your thinglekaka in who made this tape?

Speaker 16 (54:44):
I'm brushing up on my espanio, hitting the sap of
my remote control, building a quia stuff in my home
with the span is part.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Of the manual.

Speaker 16 (55:00):
I practiced on my body Armondo. His Latin tongue was
more a rappo try rolling my arms, but no bueno,
sound like such a dumb green go. I put my
phone into Spanish mode.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
And turned myself to count to quatrol.

Speaker 16 (55:23):
Now I'm a well up in for my shone.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Get my news from Unis Jones. Let's cut it.

Speaker 16 (55:32):
Up a competio, but make me mad a calling you corone,
So tell that bunny lets a varmin those I got
my help tying a FUNNYO.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Really is ironic.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
People complaining and they're like, oh we in the con Francisco.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
I don't want to hear speining nothing.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
I don't even know what I said most of that song,
and I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Yes, as you said, we're not you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Okay, good, I mean, nobody wants to point out that
Brazil speaks Portuguese.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
America don't know that, have no idea the same. That's
your song of the weekly detection to seven five nine two, So.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Good, but you can only text it in Spanish, please dude, Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
But yeah, we're gonna post a video up on all
of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, Instagram,
TikTok all of it with the lyrics in English and
in Spanish too. So yeah, vama nos, it's time to
do a phone tap right.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Amy is on the phone. She is zero and seven
against Brooks never won, so that's kind of a Halloween
nightmare for her, But she's dealing with a different kind
of nightmare at home because Amy has three boys age eleven, nine,
and seven who need costumes, and their birthdays are all

(57:08):
coming up at the same time.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Oh man, why does it happen like that? Amy? Like,
my kids are born a month apart, and it is like,
couldn't you guys have spaces out by six months?

Speaker 11 (57:18):
I tried February.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
February snowstorms.

Speaker 17 (57:21):
That's how that happened.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Then think of it this way. You get it all
out of the way in one month, and then you
got eleven months of freedom.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You think that for the Christmas I know, it's an
interesting way to look at it.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Just a mental load. Ye, it's heavier and heavier.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
Amy, How is your mental health doing right now?

Speaker 11 (57:40):
Pretty good?

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Pretty good?

Speaker 7 (57:43):
That's good here. Now Brook is definitely not going to
take it easy on you. I thought she might, but no,
no need to now.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Yeah, Brook's like, let's make it bad.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Brook's gonna leave the studio so we can get to
the game. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when you can say
past but you have to beat her out right if
you want to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:59):
Good lie? Your time starts now on this day. In
two thousand and six, YouTube was acquired by what search engine.
Which R and B pop stars? Real name is able
Test Fay, The newest Catholic leader Pope Leo was born
in what US City?

Speaker 17 (58:17):
Chicago?

Speaker 7 (58:18):
What color are the spots on a common ladybug? Black name?
The actor who starred in the movies Dune, Willy Wonka,
and a complete unknown Timothy? Which Marvel superhero does Ryan
Reynolds currently play in the movies? You can kind of
tell that she has boys with some of those answers.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
He know you guys read this.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
But that was well done. Amy Brooks's gonna come back
into the studio. So now let's talk costumes for your
three boys. Do you know what they want to be
this year?

Speaker 11 (58:50):
My two youngest want to be twin dinosaurs, like those
inflatable dinosaur costumes.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay, what's the oldest one to be?

Speaker 17 (59:00):
He hasn't told me yet.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
Dude, you should be an asteroid.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
That is such a.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Good idea and send us a picture and Jeffrey, that
would be You should definitely do that and Brooklyn Brook
would you mind sharing what your children are going to
be wearing? Because I know normally it's something really offensive
to certain demographics, multiple human rights groups. What are we
going with this year?

Speaker 10 (59:28):
You guys are so stupid, They've never been anything offensive.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Okay, it's going She really wants to be Wednesday Adams
pale skin to people?

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Yes, because you know some people are allergic to sunlight,
and your daughter has crossed the line once again. What
about your son?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
He wants to be Alexander Hamilton?

Speaker 9 (59:48):
Oh boy, I know.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
He's a It's Aaron Burr's fault. Okay, it's Blake.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
Let's victim. Blame Aaron Burr for and shot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Okay, now we've covered all the costumes for the children.
Let's get to the questions. Rookie ready, Yes, your time
starts now on this day. In two thousand and six,
YouTube was acquired by what search engine?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Uh Google?

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Which R and B pop stars? Real name is able
test Fay uh sure? The newest Catholic leader, Pope Leo
was born in what US City?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Chicago?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Which color are the what color are the spots on
a common ladybug? Black name? The actor who started in
the movies Dune, Willy Wonka, and a Complete Unknown, Oh Timothy,
which Marvel superhero does Ryan Reynolds currently play in the movie.
All Right, got it? And we're going to go to
the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose.

Speaker 18 (01:00:43):
You gotta help me, help them, help you, help me,
help you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Amy, you did great. You've got four correct names.

Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
That's a good score in this game.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Am I the asteroid? In this story?

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
Brook, you didn't get the exact same amount of questions.
It was a fair game.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
And Brook five?

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Come Amy going to er and eight all time. I'm
so sorry. Let's go over the answers on this day.
In two thousand and six, YouTube got acquired by Google
for one point sixty five billion dollars today, worth a
cool five hundred and fifty bill.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
That's more than countries.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I can't even wrap my head around one billion, let
alone five.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Oh my god's saying R and B pop star who
has the real name able test Fay? That is the
weekend and no.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Wonder I knew that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
Imagine him coming out.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
It's like, hey, guys, is able I think able test
Fay is kind of a nice ring to it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Well, now that he's famous.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:42):
The newest Catholic leader, Pope Leo. He was born in
Chicago in nineteen fifty five. The spots on a common
Ladybug are usually black. The actor who's in Dune, Willy
Wonka and in a complete unknown or is Timothy Chalomey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Billy Walko was so bad, don't even get me started
on it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
And Ryan Reynolds currently played Deadpool in the Marvel films.
He was also a Green Lantern, but that's DC so
uh love those films. Amy, it was not enough to
beat Brooke today. The good news is just for playing,
We're giving you a pair of tickets to see K
pop supergroup seventeen at the Tacoma Dome on Saturday, October eleventh.

Speaker 11 (01:02:18):
Oh my gosh, Okay, there you go. I have to
find a young person to go with.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
All right, Well, Amy, sorry it wasn't enough today, but
come back to play again soon. We're gonna do win
Brooks Blox same time on Monday, Brook

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
And Jeffrey in the morning.