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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, we got a brand new full show starting for
you right now. It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks
for finding the podcast, and I just got to say,
anytime jeff shows up with props for his song of
the week, I know I'm gonna love it. He really
puts some heart and soul into all three. I forgot
it was Jeff for a seconds, you know. Yeah, it's
all right, so definitely stick around for that. We got
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a brand new second date update as well. But first
we always love to start with some comments. Alexis what
are you seeing? Yeah, I was looking on YouTube and
Great Tea Stories said, bought a new truck over the
weekend and tested the sound system out with your podcast.
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I think it needed more base, that's all. Yeah, just
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really make that thing rumble. Hey, thanks so much for listening.
Definitely like subscribe and enjoy the brand new full show
starts out.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Remember a couple of years ago when NFTs were supposed
to be so valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh yeah, it's Justin was dropping millions on him.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeahments Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And even though
you could just literally screenshot a picture. The originals were
being sold for thousands, sometimes millions of dollars. Well, here's
an update the NFT landscape. Right now it's looking a
little bleak.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Ah, that didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Not see this coming, But experts say ninety five percent
of the ones that I've been minted are functionally worthless.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Why is that so funny to me?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's what they said about Van goz Art, that it
was totally worthless when he was alive, and now look
at him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So who needs to die? Then, Jeff, I'll volunteer, send me,
cut your ear off, call it good.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
One of the main companies that was big into NFTs
when they were popular was Nike, and they had a
project actually with a Japanese artist, to create more than
nineteen thousand original pieces. Whoa. The cheapest one was sixty grand,
but that was the cheapest that they had Since then, though,
(02:08):
to cut costs, Nike switched over to a cheaper cloud
storage program to store all the NFTs.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, because that's expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And recently they all disappeared. Imagine spending one point two
five million dollars on a rare NFT. You come back
a few years later, the image is just gone, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Hey, if it makes them feel better. I read about
some museum in Europe that actually accidentally threw out some
priceless art, like physical priceless art during a renovation. So
oh man, you know there's like some Andy Warhols in there,
and they're like, oops, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You needed to clear up some ram space for more
Fortnite skins.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Stop hiring all nineteen year olds to do this type
of work.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, they're the only ones who understand it. So we're
in a real pickle here. But now we got to
move on. Get to the shot collar question of the
day and send it to the man in charge of
our digital storage space. His name is Jake.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Got all my crypto right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh shoo, Okay, forget the crypto, just say some words. Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, sad news everyone. It's famed artist and inventor Leonardo
da Vinci passed away today.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Undreds of years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can't process, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Branded he did die on this day, over five hundred
years ago. Okay, still sad. Yeah, it's really sad because
you know, maybe some people in this room thought he
was still alive and left clues and codes in Italy
for Tom Hanks to solve. Oh, Yeah, naming names not
very upset at all. So that's why today, in honor
of old Leo, we're finally resting in peace and we're
(03:49):
gonna play a special Celebrities Alive or Dead edition plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We're about to insult some old people.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Say number one twenty, I'll tell you about a famous figure.
You have to tell me if they're still around and
breathing or taking an eternal dirt noub nority.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Listening, No celebrities listening.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
We'll start with the woman who can't fake the funk
on a nasty dunk. That's Alexis nine. Number nine.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You may receive no help and no eye contact with
any one of them rooms.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Your dead or.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Alive candidate is O. J. Simpson. He's famous for being
a star running back in the NFL and being in
many of the Naked Gun movies. He's had an interesting
life so far. I don't know Brook, but the real
question is is he dead or alive?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He didn't minute commercials, by the way, so let's not
that juice. Yeah, the juice, that's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What you think he's famous.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's one of the things that's worth mentioned.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, he's older, but not older, the less tragically looking
at her.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Alexi says O. J. Simpson is alive. Oh yeah, he
died last year.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a good thing, though.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
He can't be offended. He's alive.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I lo he thought he was still alive.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh no, very dead.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I didn't remember him dying.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Alright, p Oj Right, Brook, I guess all right, we're
over to number nine. Is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, wow, I'm going to go number eleven.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Number eleven. We all know who the actor Michael Douglas is. Yeah,
he's the actor who's in Wall Street and Fatal Attraction.
I'm not interested if he's dead or alive. I want
to know about his dad, famous actor Kirk Douglas. Is
Kirk still kicking.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I feel like I saw a picture of him not
long ago, and he's like one hundred years old or something.
Very crips keeper like he does look like a mummy.
But I'm going to stay alive, Brook says.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Kirk Douglas is still alive.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He's dead. He died in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, Michael Douglas still around.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
He's eighty years old. Okay, Jose, it's your turn. Yes,
let's go ten, number ten and your dead or alive?
Candidate is Ernie Hudson. He famously played Winston Zettamoras, The
Black Ghostbuster and the Ghostbusters franchise. I need to know,
is Ernie alive or dead?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well the Ghostbusters franchise, all those dudes are in their
like seventies now they're like my.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Dad's out or maybe eighties.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
One of those things were like he could be dead.
But again, when you're rich from movies, you can afford
to live a healthier lifestyle, or you.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Do more drugs and it's a worst lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Or you get a little blood boy, you take his
blood and make yourself young.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Rich must be great. Don't give you our secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Trying to be somebody's blood boy aren't anything.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This guy's got a ten year old's blood running through
his veins.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hesjose says.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Ernie Hudson's alive, Yes, alive, blood boy unconfirmed, though Jeffrey
were over to. You need to get this right to
keep the game going. Fourteen number fourteen, Jeffrey, You're dead
or alive? Candidate is buzz aldrin Oh. He was born
January twenty, nineteen thirty. He is or was a retired
(07:08):
Air Force colonel who's famous for walking on the Moon
during the Apollo eleven mission.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is Buzz alive or dead? It's easy. I saw him
do a TikTok dance in space, So yeah, Buzz is alive.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not he's still doing space missions.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, he made the news when he went back up
again because he became like the oldest person again to
go back into space.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think that it was what's his face, that was
the oldest guy now to go into space.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In fact, Brook, Buzz aldrins altin Kirk.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What's his name, William chev that's Cook Donner.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Jeffrey said, Buzz is alive. He's the last surviving member
of the crew from Apollo eleven the Moon right now, Brook, Jose,
it's sudden death, not people dying, but in this game
right now. So we're going back to you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I need a number.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Two for twojse. This is a tough one. Oh No,
your dead or alive candidate is Tupac. Some may have
heard he was deceased in nineteen eighty six. Others, including
Radar Online, dot Net, dot Gum, aren't so sure.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do your options for this one.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Are alive, okay, deceased or unclear?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Get to choose.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I saw a dude with a nose piercing on TikTok
that looked exactly like him, and I was convinced for him.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No week, not only is he alive, but he's on tiktokh.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, he was like in the it was in the
Bahamas or something like. He's not trying to be seen
like this was like a random bar. I think, I logically,
I have to say, because some people aren't convinces me.
It is a gray area. So that's my locking it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
You're gonna say unclear clear? Jose said unclear. Yeah, he's deceased.
What I may or may not have been there, but
he is deceased. And though Jeffrey has one Today's edition
of twenty of twenty, I believe.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
We had that long of a conversation over toofa I
get to truse to get shocked while singing You Give
Love a Bad Name by bon Jovi. I just want
to hear Jose do it because he's got the pipes
shut in your tube.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Blame you give Love a Bad Name.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
No, No, we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
There's a mom who's gone viral because she gave her
daughter a unique name.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's what is it?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And unique names are cool,
but this mom specifically gave it to her daughter so
she wouldn't be boring. Okay, that's what mom says. The
problem is now nobody can pronounce it. The mother is
thirty five year old Emma Hutton, and she's frustrated because
she says, it's not that hard to get her daughter's
(10:02):
name right.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh, what is it, jeff It's gonna be super hard.
Did She's screwing every teacher that this kid is ever
going to have.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This is like being like, my son's name is easy
to pronounces.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The girl is one year old and her name is
spelled e l A e el, So how would you
pronounce it a l A l A L like algae eli.
Jose had it right. It's pronounced l a say the
city of Los Angeles with a hard L.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But moms become increasingly frustrated that people, even intelligent adults
like doctors, can't get their heads around how to say.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Why would they not just do L A then?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Because that's not a cool spelling.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Everywhere to put the periods in there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't know that's not allowed.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, we talked about it, she says.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Most dumb people that she meets pronounce it Ellie.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It looks like Ellie that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And she didn't know that when she picked this name,
mostly everyone around her wouldn't be able to understand basic English.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Why would she name her daughter los Angeles?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Basically, it's not Los Angeles. It's just e l Ae La.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean, I mean that's what people think of.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
She posted a video complaining about this, and the comments
flooded a our fault. Well, the comments say, quote, it's
not their fault, it's yours. Another person said, sorry, I
mispronounced the weird name you just made up. And finally
one clapback said, you know, if everyone is making the mistake,
don't you think it's more of a you problem than
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an everybody else problem?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Exactly? The one common denominator here.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, we're gonna do laser stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's making cleaning time more tasty
with a new product called the snacuum. A vacuum sucks
up the crumbs off the floor, and snacuum mashes them
(12:15):
back together and spits them back directly into your mouth
or a tasty tree, and talk about a clever way
to stop food waste with laser stories, the segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
crumbelinas just don't. This first laser story is out of Michigan.
(12:35):
The other day, a state trooper was called to a
bizarre scene in his jurisdiction. Someone had found five thousand
dollars cash in the middle of a local roadway and
they wanted to turn it in. I think I would
do that. I think i'd turn it in.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Honestly, I don't think morally, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I just feel like someone would be watching me take it.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I'm go to jail.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Had sleep at night from sure, yeah, you guys are suckers.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But the trooper contacted a nearby bank, which confirmed that
a customer had just made a withdrawal for that exact amount.
Oh man, So the officer then got this person's information
and attempted to reach out, but soon discovered there was
a problem. The person who'd lost the money must have
thought the trooper was a scammer and hung up on
him multiple times. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I would think they're scamming me too.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, hey, I've got five thousand dollars for you.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Are you and so I'm an officer of the law.
Just give me your social secure.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You a prince in Africa, I know. Finally, the trooper
had enough with the phone calls and went directly to
this person's house.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There we go. I got for sure that trooper was
going to steal the money. I'm glad that they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I tried. They tried to knock on the door and
was ignored and told to go away. My gosh. At
one point this person, the officer told the superiors it
was so frustrating that even the thought of busting down
this person's door and just dropping the cash in their
place crossed his mind. But he didn't do it. He
kept trying, and after more than two dozen times what
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the person finally realized the man on the other side
of the door really was a state trooper and claimed
ownership of the lost money.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh my god, dude, that's how it's It's so hard
to believe people these days. So I get it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
The Trooper was quoted as saying, at one point, it
felt like I wasn't returning the cash I was earning.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It, so it's good for a bonus.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah. The next laser story is also out of Michigan.
You know why they say breed like rabbits, Well, one
woman learned that lesson the hard.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Way, they make lots of babies too.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Forty year old lady named Carol Hardaway said she bought
two rabbits as pets for her children, which was great
at first, but then they started breeding. Obviously, Harold didn't
want that, and she couldn't stop them, so she tried
to separate them by putting them in different pens down
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in her basement. They got around that by chewing through
dry wall and other materials, just like Brooke did in
her college days.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Hey mama wants some Mom's gonna get something.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
He through that wall, making it impossible to contain them.
At one point, she opened the basement door and there
were dozens of rabbits all popping around. They ran right
past her up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cute. I was gonna say cute, but no, dude, just
rabbit pellets everywhere those.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Eventually she had to call animal control and told them
that about thirty rabbits were in her basement and bouncing
around all over her house.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm pretty sure you can get your rabbit spade in
neutered if you're keeping them as pets.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, okay, so she said thirty, but when the officials
got there, they were moved more than sixty five. Oh
my god, you're so small. Plus many of the female
rabbit it's we're pregnant. So if she would have waited
a few more days, her bunny population would have easily
pushed the triple digits.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So they can't start sleeping with each other. Don't let
buddy cousins hook up with Bundy cousins.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah after a Afterwards, a local shelter took in many
of the rabbits and said, even well intentioned pet ownership
can lead to unmanageable situations without proactive spaying and neuter.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yet it does.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's next Lazer stories out of Holiday Headquarters. We're a
little over a week away from Mother's Day, and if
you haven't thought about a gift for the moms in
your life, that's okay, because all you have to do
is give her the day off.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Honestly, that's it. That's the answer right there.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Every year, moms are asked what they want for the holiday,
and they're always hinting at the same stuff. They like
home cooked meal, the day off of doing everything for
the family, and handmade gifts and cards.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ye wait, when you're giving mom the day off, that
doesn't mean that you can then ask her, Hey, but
where is the where's the vacuum so I can vacuu Wait,
how do I do this? Like you've got to literally
do it all?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, don't even talk to her. Yeah, but what about
this year? And a new survey, ninety four percent of
mom say they'd like to have more sleep, and half
of the mom said a nap with nobody needing you
would be the ultimate life. It's the no one thing.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
It's not that you're not cleaning. It's like, literally, I
am up.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
On the wall today.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just don't let mom manage her own day off. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Sixty percent of moms say they'd happily trade gifts for
the chance to sleep more. Almost two thirds of moms
haven't had a nap in the last month, and a
quarter of them can't remember the last time they had
a good mid day sleep. The next best desire is
eating a meal while it's still hot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Wait, you don't have to get up four times before
you actually sit down.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's also not making any decisions. And a solo bathroom break.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So so dreamy.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
That is so wild to me as a single bachelor
of a solo bathroom break is a thing.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
So remember, Yes, thoughtful gifts are nice. Flowers and dinners
out are appreciated. Okay, but nothing shows your appreciation for
what moms do more than doing it yourself. Yeah, they
just want to sit back and put their feet up.
Oh oops, did someone say feet And that's what this
(18:35):
guy would love for Mother's Day. He's not even a mom,
but that's how it means. Laser stories have come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again at
the same time.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
For years, cell phones and the Internet were the biggest thing,
the most high tech life changing advancements that were altering
the way the world operates. Yeah, but now that's old news.
The big thing is AI being incorporated into every single
part of our lives, in our appliances, our cars. It
(19:11):
even helps me beat Brook and connect four when we
play in the break room.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, not how you're winning.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'll never tell what he just told me. He turned
to a computer in between each move. Judd, help, what
do I say? No? But I bet you there's a
couple crazy, awesome ways that people are using it that
you've never heard or even thought of before. And if
you listen to this next segment, I guarantee you at
least one of these ideas will immediately improve your life.
(19:39):
We're gonna tell you the right ways you should be
using AI coming up right after this. AI is quickly
becoming such a big part of our lives and our
entire culture right now.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I think more than we even know.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Absolutely. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we
like to joke about it on the show, But when
you hear people just talking about AI out in the world,
you can sense there's a lot of fear and a
lot of uncertainty about it.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I laugh because I know this one girl who literally
tells people she's dating it so much.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm like, it does my work to me, It gives
me ra I listened to a whole podcast of a
woman who was legitimately in love with her AI chat. Yeah,
she does love it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That's sweet. Let's not hate on true love. We should
acknowledge that. But you do start to wonder, wait, is
my blender actually listening to me? Because I swear I
heard it plotting with my air fryer the other day.
And while honestly we haven't got to the robot uprising
just yet, there is more to it than just using
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it to cheat on your homework or build you the
best resume possible. Because a new study found the most clever,
life changing ways that regular people are using AI to
make their lives instantly better.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Okay, hear this. I used Chatta every day all that
I just I literally was just on it right before
we walked into the studio because I was trying to
come up with questions for the generational trivia game we
did on the weekends theodcast. It gave me the worst
questions about n trivia.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We're not talking about this something they.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Called Britney Spears, a girl group. Okay, oh right, sorry,
I didn't need to steal your thunder get into. I
need to know how to use this effectively.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
There's other things in your life that you can use
it for to just make things better, like, for example,
One person said, I went to therapy for eight straight
years and it was completely worthless.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But now every Tuesday at eight pm I meet with
doctor chat GPT for my OCD. I've literally gotten more
out of it in the last two months than anything
else in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I've heard this. I've tried asking therapy questions and I
can't have a session. What do you mean, Like, what
do I do about someone don't really want to talk
about on here? But yeah, okay, yeah, how does they
give you legit advice?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Because if you think about it, it's not just one
therapist giving you their opinion. It's researching thousands and thousands
of books on psychology and compiling all of that. But
there's more uses. This lady named Cass said, for the
past two years, my three year old's been waking up
at midnight like a monster, and I was trying everything.
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In less than a minute, chat GPT figured out my
boy was having a blood sugar dip at night, and
if I gave him a yogurt with protein before bed,
he now sleeps all the way through the night.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I've never even gotten that type of advice from a doctor.
Is that a thing? Is that why kids are waking
up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Well, you've never had a sugar dipp Yeah, this person says,
I've only used chat gpt to imagine my dog with
a wig on.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It did make me laugh a lot, So that's something.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean, I guess you could also upload a picture
of yourself and try different haircuts.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, ah, you're thinking. See, we're talking about how AI
is changing our lives so much in the past year,
and there's more than a few ways that you can
use it, you know, ways that you never would have
thought of before that could totally change and improve your life.
Like this person named Lisa said, after I finished reading
a book, I asked chat gpt to act like we're
in a book club together, and seriously, we have the
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best discussions. My reading and critical thinking has gone to
a whole new level thanks to our late night chat.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, because honestly, I've been in a lot of book
clubs and they are not about being critical about books,
and they're about drinking with some ladies talking about the
book for about five minutes and then moving into all
the goss.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You can ask chat gpt to slur its words at summary.
I'm sure this next one is from syner g seventy one.
They wrote, I used to call a man to come
get things done around the house for me, But the
last few months, chat gpt helped me fix my toilet,
change a lock, repair my ice maker, and even a
few things with my car, and I did them all
(24:09):
by myself.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, you know, my dad is like the handiest man
I've ever met in my entire life. And even he's like, yeah,
just look it up on YouTube. Out from there, this seems.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Like we're becoming more reliant on AI than we even
realize if we're using it for all of this stuff.
Like a lady named Tanza said, I scanned my child's
homework into chat GPT and I asked it to show
me how to solve each problem step by step. It's
now my child's full time math tutor, and it's teaching
me too.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh well, it's not to give them the answers to
show them how to do it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh so she can say, don't show me that the process.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, so now mom can help their kid teach me
how to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Until the school comes back and said, that's not actually
the way that we're learning it, so we're going to
take two points off.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
They're going to do that no matter how you do.
And last one, a lady named Mary says, I open
my talk to text on my phone and I go
through my fridge, pantry and all my kitchen cabinets, naming
every single item I see. And I asked chat GPT
to make a list of possible recipes I could make
using only those ingredients. Say to me, hundreds of dollars
(25:21):
and hours where I don't have to run out to
the grocery store just to make something.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, and the time, like you can say I only
have ten minutes to cook.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Not only that, but wasted food, Like if you can't
figure out what to do with it, it's gonna go bad.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, there's there's a square inch of moss on the cheese.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't ask that, I just eat. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So finally a lot of positive AI feedback because we
wanted to shed light on that since we talk about
it in a negative way a lot on our show
and we joke about it. Maybe one of those things
will help you. And text into.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Seven eight time, I was like, I'm listening to AI,
Jeff right now, you're way too positive for me. It's
not really book.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm trying to be nice to the robots before they
come and kill us all. So text in to seven
eight five nine two human or robot. If there's a
clever way you're using chat GPT to improve your life
that we didn't mention, use AI to craft your text? Yes,
hey AI, text in thank you chat GPT. I'm popping
(26:21):
something special into your USB port tonight. You got a
phone tab coming up right after.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Today, we call a woman who recently moved into a fancy,
new high end building with tons of on site amenities
and even more exciting a doorman. Yeah, she hasn't met
him yet, which means it's the perfect opportunity for us
to call and let her know she's getting a two
for one deal because the Italian duo of Veto and
(26:53):
Vina they're going to be watching over her place from
now on, and they take their dorman very very seriously.
In your phone tap right now an.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Hello, A.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Is this misclant? It depends who's this good day to you, ma'am.
I'm the new doorman here ever Gondominiums. The name's Vito.
How you doing. Oh how are you?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Hey, this is a pretty fancy place here, nice digs.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I don't normally work in classy joints like this, but
I appreciate the opportunity.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Yeah, pretty nice.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah, anyways, I got hired yesterday with him my cousin Vino.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's me. I'm a Veno.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean no Vito. We've been getting
the lay of the land, you know, thinking packages, doing
the security surveillance and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You'll be watching heaverybody.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
That's a right, Veno, We've been watching everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
We're the best security you can get. We's a two
for that's all right, that's right. Who comes after one?
I think you know?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Is there a reason you're calling?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Oh right, yeah, So we was going over the tape
from last night and a fella came in names Jack.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Hold on a Vino. I even got to it yet. Okay, hey,
you cannot say that to the people.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
All right, we're trying to talking to the people, all right,
Be quiet.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
What Veno is trying to say is something ain't right
with that guy?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You got a weird ways about him?
Speaker 11 (28:38):
In like what ways you.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Know, like a ways like so like you and him?
Are you and him an item? Like you do it
doing stuff? Are they doing the things a moment you like?
To be honest, it's really none of your business.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
You guys just were It's not really your place to
tell me what you think of who I'm seeing. But
he's a nice guy and you don't have to worry
about him.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Look what, all due respect, we'll be the judge of
at me and a vino? Got a plan?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Please?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Please?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, we got no pa.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
What's your plan?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh you like us to tell us our plan, wouldn't you?
Ve don't get a load of her. You're not gonna
trigger us.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
No, whatever you guys are thinking or planning, don't do it.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Oh so you're saying, if he comes over for the
next couple of days, don't follow him up the elevator,
you know, no, absolutely not give him a little how's
your father?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, you guys are just dorman.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
You don't want people into the elevator.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
She called us dorman's.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh I guess that is the job description. Okay, you are.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Accurate at some point, I've been accurate, man.
Speaker 13 (29:56):
Okay, so please just leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, you hear that, Veno, no blanket partties.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Okay, I know we got them already and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
That would have been a fun time alasagna partties.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
But in the elevator though, that's not gonna work in
the elevator.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Okay, So are we done? Because I'm headed to work.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I just appreciate if you let us do our jobs. Okay.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
The meanest of Palermo's got the meaning streets cobblestone. Yeah,
he he only knows a couple of words.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
She's had a genie in Palermo. Oh, he knows a
lot of pastas you guys.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
Become more like a comedy troop than dormant.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh you know, you know she thinks we're a couple
of funny guys.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh you think of some type of comedian. He's some
of the type of radio hosts.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
And you're on like some show name but Brook and
Jeffery in.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
The Morning or something to break fund.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What this is actually Juise from the radio show Brook
Jeffrey in the Morning, And this is a phone tap.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Oh my god, thank god. I thought I was going
to have to do these guys every day.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
So your friend Julia set this all up.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
She said, you two talked on the phone the other
night and you mentioned you just moved to your new
luxury condo and you have a doorman.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Oo, sounds like a real classy place. Lady, Now you
dig Me and my cousin can sleep on your couch a.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Couple of nights. Oh, I guess Jack sleeping.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
Well, he's not sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
We're definitely not letting him in.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
The Next time, the weeke up.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What if you're on a dinner date. You're sat down
at your table and right before you order, the other
person makes a very odd request. For example, do you
mind if I FaceTime my mom with you because her
calming voice just helps me chew my food slower.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, she's going to stay on the phone even.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That'd be strange. But do you just go with it?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I don't know. She was really nervous, baby well.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
One of our listeners. One of our listeners says his
date asked him to do something unusual shortly after they
sat down to dinner. We're going to see if it
had any effect on why he's not getting a call
back when we do your second date update right after
this second date update. There's certain professions out there that
(32:37):
are just considered sexy. Oh yeah, okay, like who's not
swiping right on a hot firefighter?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right thats me?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Okay, something I thought you were going to say no?
Or that's more like that's what Alex is doing, but
she turned her mind on exactly. Or a hung doctor,
yeah that's the classic. Or a sultry child and family therapist,
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, tell you my problem, tell me.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
How my childhood upbringing turn me bad?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Did you just say abandonment issues?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Oh yeah? And one of our listeners apparently couldn't resist
the lure of a smoke show in a sexy uniform,
so let's talk to him about it. His name is Nick. Nick.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I know, I am so curious about the profession here.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's just like a milkman. Yeah, well, who's this person
that you met and what do they do?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
Her name is Becca and she's a cop.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh she is a.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Lady cop. He cuff.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Lady cops are sexy, like you know, the their waist
always looks so cinched.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Like he cuff's ready to go at the moment.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Just a power that they have.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, the.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Like license and registration and I'm like five foot ten
and single.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I'm sure we're all telling you stuff you already know, right, Nick?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Exactly did you meet her while getting arrested or no?
Speaker 11 (34:09):
We met on the apps?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh you did? Okay, okay, if you're a cop, do
you share that on the app? Or is that a no?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 11 (34:15):
That was her picture. Of course I made a dumb joke.
I said, are you a real copper or stripper?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Did she like that?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
No?
Speaker 11 (34:25):
She was like, ha ha, You're only the tenth person
to stay that.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Yes, that was a pretty basic joke.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So you're already with her.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, But she responded, isn't that just half the battle
dating apps? How'd you turn it around?
Speaker 11 (34:41):
She did have other pictures on there, and there was
a picture of her having a cup of coffee at
a cafe, and so I was like, oh, you like coffee.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I thought for sure you were going to make a
donut joke at that.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Think of this opportunity that would have been.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
No, No, you already took a jab your bro.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
What did you do you do with the coffee.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I just was like, oh, yeah, you know, are you
a coffee fan? And she basically got super fired up and.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Was like you know, and then you asked her what's
your drink?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Right, Like, that's what you have to ask.
Speaker 11 (35:11):
I did, And then she started going off about how
she had gone recently to her favorite coffee shop and
they got our coffee order wrong and she wasn't mad
about it, but she was just mentioning. And I was like, oh,
I'll put a bad Yelp review on their site for you.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
And this is a cute connection.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, So this is all the chat leading.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Up to the date, all the chat leading up to
the date. And so I recovered and I was like, well,
let's hang out, let's go out to dinner.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
How was that where'd you guys? I mean, was it
fancy or was it more casual?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Was it coffee?
Speaker 11 (35:40):
No, it wasn't coffee, it was I would say it
was you know, Mitt. I didn't want to go like divy,
but I also didn't want to go like high pressure,
super expensive. So it's got to a place that felt comfortable.
Great conversation. We talked a little bit about her working
in law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, what is it like to go on a date
with a real cop?
Speaker 11 (35:59):
You know, she didn't come into uniform. It was pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Uh didn't come? Did you expect her any point though?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
I don't know. You know, some people get off of
work and then they had just come directly. No, I
wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I gets okay.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
It would feel like a very powerful move though, to
sit in a booth right next to a cop and I.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Would think that somebody was with their parole officer.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Even then you cough as a bad boy at that
point everybody in the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So was she cool though, because like you're on a
day with a cop, I would be nervous.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Did you only have one drink?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Can you expired you and get you that?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
How did it go?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
That was on my mind. I was like, I can't
tell any stories about my bad boy early days all
that sort of stuff. But there was one point, you know,
we didn't really stick to her working law enforcement too long,
but there was one point where she was like, hey,
do you mind if we could switch seats so I
can like face the door.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh yeah. People liked it. Are in law enforce, like
they always want to seize in case they can never
be caught by surprise. That's what happens in the movies.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's smart though, or it's a good excuse for her
to be like, when I need to escape from this stage,
I know exactly where I need to run down. I
mean either way, Yeah, so did you switch?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:17):
I was down with making that happen. So we did.
You know, she's a really smart person. We had really
good conversation about lots of topics. I don't know why
at this point she's not texting me back.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Wow, how did the night end?
Speaker 11 (37:31):
It ended with like a really nice hug, Let's do
this again. I didn't go into the kiss because it
didn't feel like we were quite there, but there was
definitely some chemistry. And when I said let's do this again,
there was no hesitation, no let me think about it,
let me look at my schedule, none of that stuff.
I can tell the brush off and like an actual
let's do this again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, you should have asked if you could hit the
siren in her cop car and driven around the block
real quick.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
One's ever stick never, No one's ever asked that before.
I mean, who knows. Maybe she's on an undercover mission
and that's why she hasn't gotten back to you because
she's not allowed.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So wait, Nick, question, is she the one who suggested
that you go have dinner at that particular restaurant?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Wait a minute, and she had to watch the door jet?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
I throw a couple of options when we were chatting,
and she selected that one.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh, was it in like a really shady part of
town for no reason whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
A really nice part of town. Maybe it's a white
collar crime like embezzlement or something.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh my god, we might actually help solve the crime
by doing this second data.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Well. Yeah, and you know how most cops are when
you get them on the phone, they tell you everything.
Oh yeah, they're like an open book.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, those cops.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't really have ever had that long of a conversation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, well, this is going to be a first in
a lot of different ways for us. Hotly, they don't.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Run a background check on the show. Oh yeah, with
the cops, I've never gotten out of a ticket.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
This is going to be interesting when we come back,
call Becca and get you your second date update. Right
after this second date update, normally our show is getting
cops called on us.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
But today we're the ones calling up a CoP's right
not to report an emergency, but to get answers for
our friend Nick, who went out with a law enforcement
officer named Becca the other night.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
So we one and ask Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Actually, we actually have Becca's cell phone numbers, so it's
probably easier to do that. The thing is, Nick's not
getting a call back after their romantic dinner. Is there
a reason for it? Or was the whole dinner affront
for a sting operation that she was running to bring
down an Italian mob boss.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I mean, honestly, that sounds like he's making a joke.
But she sat facing the door, she picked the restaurant,
and now she's not calling him back.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Nick, did you realize when you reached out to us
for help that this is where the call was going
to go?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I like your imagination. I don't know if that's the case.
I just she's cute, she's smart, she's a great woman.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
At least that's what she wants you to think.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, dude, sound that she has a hit out on her.
Her back was facing that she knows that there's a
hit man out.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
There looking for it it's possible, or maybe there's a
simple reason and you messed up in some way. Yeah,
let's figure it out. I'm going to dialary number.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
They're going to be great options.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
We are here for the tea, so let's do it.
I'm dialing it right now.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hi, we're looking to speak with Becca.
Speaker 13 (40:42):
Speaking.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Hey, Becca, how you doing out your officer beca.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I'm honestly kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I don't know if we should really mention that.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
It's a little late.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
We're brooking Jeffery in the morning, and you probably heard
my co host say officer Becca because we heard that
you're a cop, and I just want to ask you upfront.
Is it okay for us to mention your profession on
the radio.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
We're allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, Well, she put it on her dating profile, he.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Said, put it on the radio. I mean that's a
different thing, you know, a.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Worse leazier than a dating Definitely, people probably see a
profile here. Yes, But we're.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Bottom line is we wanted to talk to you about
a date you went on recently with a guy named
Nick Ah.
Speaker 13 (41:26):
Yeah, that sign was not good.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So Nick reached out to us, because he said he
really enjoyed spending time with you that night, and he's
curious if there's a reason why you're not calling him
back and arranging a second meet up.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Honestly, I'd say he's clueless, like he really expected to
see you again.
Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yeah, so obviously. I I work in law enforcement. I've
been on the forest for some time now, so I'm
gonna always look up who I'm going on a date
with or who I'm spending time with.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Don't you wish you had that type of access election?
I know, I only have my reverse Google image search.
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Yeah, I mean, but like I did this on my
own time. I don't use like police scanners. I hired
someone myself.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Okay, you're just doing your own normal Just you're probably
better at it than us.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
You got more resources than the person.
Speaker 13 (42:20):
Yeah. I found something that I thought he would be
more forthcoming with some and when he wasn't, I it
turned me off. I have no more interest.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Wait, are you saying he lied to you on.
Speaker 13 (42:31):
The day he did kind of abstain from the truth.
He wasn't forthcoming with information, which I feel is a lie.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, you're dating a cop, you have to be honest.
Especially if it's about well, what can I ask? Was
it like a criminal thing?
Speaker 12 (42:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's the only thing you.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
Looked up, right, I don't know if it's appropriate for
the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, wanted If it's like a record that is supposed
to be private, then don't share it. But if it's
something we could any of us could find on the internet,
spill away.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We honestly don't have standards. But the part, the thing
that you don't you might not realize, beck As, that
part of being on this segment is the person agrees
to hear whatever the reason is, no matter how embarrassing
or strange it might be.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
I mean, if he agreed to that, then yeah, I'll
share it. He was married a year ago to a
Russian woman and she filed for divorce about a month ago.
Speaker 10 (43:33):
Yeah, that's a huge part.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
Of his life. And to just withhold that information, that's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Of first date to bring up though, Alex, on that, like,
how do you even start? So listen, I had this
Russian wife, yeah, a month ago? Like that?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You were expecting him to bring that up?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:51):
I think I was expecting him to tell me if
he was separated. Being separated is a lot different from divorce.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh it's not official yet.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
Yeah, I feel like he could withhold a lot of
information if he's not forthcoming about the truth.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I see that. I mean, I don't know. I kind
of am with her on that. Like if it's divorce
and final and you're done with it, But if you're
in the middle of a separation.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And I think you can list it on your dating profile,
like specifically your status single divorce, separating what you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Look for mostly the most traumatized would be great.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, but did you even talk about relationships at all
on the date?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (44:35):
I mean I hinted about it and I shared.
Speaker 11 (44:38):
About mine a little bit, you know.
Speaker 13 (44:40):
Just keeping respectful details private. But yeah, he said he didn't.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Want to talk about it.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
And it seemed like he was evading the truth instead
of just a private person.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, warning you know, Becca, I think the person who's
actually going to find all of this the most interesting
is actually Nick himself, who is listening on the other line,
has tapped into our phone somehow. We did consent to it, now,
so he is there wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (45:11):
Wow, come on, guys, I.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Mean you wanted the truth out of him.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Now's the chance, Nicky.
Speaker 11 (45:19):
There, Yeah, I'm here. So what's up, Ecca. You go
on dates with people and you look up their history before.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
You do so?
Speaker 13 (45:27):
Yes, Nick, I'm a cop.
Speaker 11 (45:31):
I think, yeah, right, Well, we were going to a
public place, and I feel like that's kind of using
your cop resources to look up my history was Excuse me?
Speaker 13 (45:42):
I didn't use police resources. I use my own personal resources.
And I just think it's really weird you wouldn't say anything.
Speaker 11 (45:51):
I mean, I'm not telling you if that's true or not.
I mean you could have looked that up on some
strange site that has false information big marriages.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Okay, I'm actually going to back up on this because
I have a friend who's fiance looked her up when
they were dating and he got all the information wrong.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It's true, you probably have the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Nick is a common name, beca. Is that a possibility
that maybe it's a different Nick and you mix them up?
Speaker 13 (46:19):
It's one hundred percent, Nick, Really, how do you know that?
Because I'm a cop. Okay, I'm going to text you
your marriage certificate right now.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
No, No, wait, you can do that.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
You got the marriage certificate public record?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, I think, oh wow, you can look I know how.
Speaker 13 (46:47):
It's absolutely public record, and I just texted you a
photo of it.
Speaker 11 (46:51):
And there's your wife's name, Nick.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Do you have a text?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Nick?
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Look, here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I defended.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Wait a minute, it was.
Speaker 11 (47:03):
A mistake, it was a short term thing. Yes, that
was married. Yes, I'm getting a divorce. It's going to
be done very soon.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (47:11):
Okay, Yeah, you should have just said that.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, back at the start. But the truth should have
been the first thing you said to her when you
greeted her inside of the restaurant.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I'm if he would have told you that, you would
have been okay with it.
Speaker 13 (47:29):
Really, I mean, honestly, it's the best policy.
Speaker 11 (47:32):
We all have a past. Wow, Like, come on, what
else do you know about me? Do you look at
my record from what college? Wait?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
You're still the one defend. You just got outed as
a liar.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm curious what you did in college.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
That sounds a stupid frank with the cow. But that's
not even the point.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Well okay, well I'm not saying it's her fault. I'm
saying it's my past and it's not relative.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
In next defense, this is kind of embarrassing information to
open up with, not to mention like on the radio,
but especially on a first date with someone you're trying
to impress.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
He's a one that chose to do the radio part.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Well, I know, I'm just saying this is a lot sweet,
I'm trying to defend a guy who's in a weird
spot here. So Becca, he has admitted that you were right,
and he's ready to move on hopefully with you. Would
you be willing to give him a chance?
Speaker 13 (48:24):
I'm not interested. Guys, It's just a no brainer for me.
You've got to be honest.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
Oh I wasn't dishonest. I am separated. I'm getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's just too late.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
You started with it. Probably wasn't me.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
She was such a good copy interrogation skills their next level, dude.
So maybe like a different professional uniform, like a coast guard,
they won't look up your past.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
How about just be honest on the next day?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Why different rook Jeffrey in the morning. Why do our
listeners love it so much when people get busted in
a lie on our second date? Call text into seven
eight five nine two says I knew that guy was
a liar. The moment I heard him. I think I
went out with him two months ago before he was separating.
(49:16):
Who knows if that's true. But we could ask a
certain officer that we know to go and investigate that
particular text. We're friends now with the I.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Don't know that it's worth her time or our time. Yeah,
let that one lie. He needs to work out his
own mess. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
If anything, we call her asked for help, she'll probably
run our names and one of us will get arrested.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
I hope she's surprised that we're all sitting here without handcats.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, I know, we all enjoy a good pair of
handcuffs around ours. I thought someone else conversation anyway, Unfortunately
that call turned out to not end in a second date.
We can't win them all, but we can always try.
If you email the show and we'll call that person
who's not calling you back and go check out all
(49:58):
of our second dates wherever you find your podcast on Apple, Spotify,
even on YouTube.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
AFRO and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Drake versus Kendrick Taylor versus Kanye everybody loves a good
feud in the music industry.
Speaker 13 (50:15):
Oh yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Puts a little extra pressure and spotlight on them sometimes
pushes an artist to create some of the best songs ever.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I mean, yeah, at least that's truper Kendrick. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I think it's true for a lot of people, though,
which is why I need to find someone to feud with.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh you can't just like make it, can't you.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
I'm asking for it right now. I need someone like
They need to be powerful, respected, and like me, known worldwide.
Oh wow, not many people would probably qualify with that
type of criteria.
Speaker 12 (50:50):
Yes, okay, okay, nineteen eighties jingle lady, it's on.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
You're gonna do.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
That to me?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
You put the fight with the wrong fancy boy.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
She would be more famous.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Not after I'm done with her. I'm about to roast
her like coffee beans.
Speaker 9 (51:14):
That's why I first bar dropped for my brand new
song of the week.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
You look out, it's coming up, real talk, It is
time for my song of the week. And did you
know that we've officially reached the month of May now
and there's crazy Yeah, a lot of unofficial holidays that
are coming up, like May fourth through May tenth is
(51:39):
National Correctional Officers Week. Did you know.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
That you're gonna say, May the fourth be with you,
But I guess.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
No, No, it's a whole week.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
You love a good search and seizure.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh yeah, all the time. Today, by the way, it's
National Life Insurance Policy Day. Wow, that's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
How are they getting sexier as your list goes on?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
And May twenty third is National Drinking with Chickens Day.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh I do follow an instagram that is literally drinking
with chickens. I'm not in the line.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
This is probably where it comes from. But all month long,
from the first until the very end, May is National
barbecue Month. That's right, you know the time of year
where you have the smell of charcoal wafting and the
sounds of meat sizzling, your uncle shouting, Hey, it still
(52:33):
be wrong in the middle, don't do something about that.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I like it at Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
This is a magical time when parents all across the
nation get back outside and transform into apron wearing, spatula
wielding smoke gods.
Speaker 7 (52:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
I love it too because it means less dishes.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, because of all the paper plates.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
But there's just something primal instinctive about cooking raw meat
over an open flamee also hot dogs. They're unnatural, but
it feels so right, yea. And that's why today I
want you to fire up the grill, crank up the volume,
(53:19):
and get ready for the only song that pairs better
with brisket than barbecue sauce, because instead of doing creeds
with arms wide open, it's young Jefferies with tongs wide open.
So let's get cooking all point when I'm ready. I
brought tongs.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
Points rearbies.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I serve.
Speaker 9 (53:57):
Baptized in flame, barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Running through my veins.
Speaker 9 (54:07):
Giarvoggo rob lack massage. Please sound like magarine in the
tall spaces with mouths.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Wide over, begging for a bite.
Speaker 9 (54:28):
Stacking so much meat looks slacking RB sign all.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Day smoking a double rack of raise, not like that
roll game.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Meat smoking. I got more.
Speaker 9 (54:50):
Flames than guy. Free dudes all around and be my meat.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
The Muppet Show has banned me for the lines the
pork I pulled? Who was Kurms?
Speaker 6 (55:14):
Why holding?
Speaker 5 (55:19):
And a little free bad rais your classic boy me
crown a freaking body lame, Sorry, Chromen, but I'm the
real salts pain wearing one glove.
Speaker 11 (55:40):
Luck.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
I'm singing Baly Jane.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Brod is going.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Straight to your calling it. I'm poking.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Six weeer sad one game. Oh yeah, the burgers.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I'm a Roastern bunstlstern. The sound of Sason.
Speaker 7 (56:13):
Lane awake in my shame.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Man, don't wait, those two sa same.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
I treat the dripping pan so.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Tender with my steaks.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
I love them like my chand and if my name
was through, they're my flameand reps foken.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Come bring your a high.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
Now, take this sapper place and stack it ten feet high.
Supply why, old man with a little head to broad
paint my white moll. Then when a new pole sort,
(57:05):
the chink gets warmer.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Just cor of over, Oh that one looks good.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
Salute chalk grill sauer. Oh, wear the tongs wide over
meat poker, drool soler.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Let me go, dude, I'm never not gonna call it
for way minion, especially what it is. But miss Picky
really that was like.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Sorry, you know she's got good meat on those ties.
I'm not gonna lie, Tony. Yes, it's grilling seasoned babies.
So get out there and text in seven eight five
nine two you could tell us what you thought about
the song of the week, We're gonna post the video
up on all of our socials with the lyrics They're
at Brook and Jeffrey, jeff Happy Grill.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Right now, we have a trivia guru joining us. Her
name is Mary and she is two and oh all
time Brooke.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Disconnected and now she's back again.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
And she says that she knows the secret to beating
Brook every single time? Is Mary, do you want to
let us in on what the secret is?
Speaker 10 (58:47):
I study, I really do. I play every morning in
the car and actually this time around, I went through
Spotify and looked at the past when works bucks from
Spotify and just just playing.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Dedication work.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Usually I like to really lift those attributes up, but
not this time. Yeah, get a life, Mary.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Well, a lot of people think that they need to
like read books and like learn facts and information. That's
totally wrong. You just have to listen to our show
on podcasts and like learn the pace and learn the
flow of it, or just.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Dumb your yourself down enough to where you're on our
level exactly.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Brook is fuming right now because she knows that she's
in trouble right at the moment, So we're gonna send
her out of the studio, probably to listen to us
on Spotify. Get into the mood of it a little bit.
But let's go over to the rules here. Thirty seconds
on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. How we doing? Are we ready?
Speaker 11 (59:49):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Good luck? Your time starts now? Today is baby Day?
What girl's name was more popular last year? Olivia or
Emma Olivia? What year did the Weather Channel start broadcasting
in the seventies, eighties or nineties seventies? In the Lord
of the Rings franchise, Elijah Wood plays what main characters?
(01:00:11):
What's the capital city of China Beijing, often referenced in
her music. What is Taylor Swift's favorite number?
Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
It's nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Palmadoro is the Italian word for what food?
Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
All right, Mary, well done? There, Brooks got to come
back into the studio. So now, other than being a
certified trivia queen, Mary also works in property management. So
I'm curious what's the best and the worst part of
that job?
Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
The best part I would say is meeting all the people.
And the worst part some people think that I just
wear so many hats and that I am just a
fix all for everything, when I cannot, in fact, fix
every single one other problems.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Wow, Mary, you can't rework the plumbing in their apartment.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You can't give me this four million dollars for a hunter?
Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
K Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
And I can pay you back later.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
But you can win trivia games? Okay, Mary, decide where I.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Want to be good at? Okay, all right, I can't
win anywhere good We want you to walk away in
shames the sentiment one way or the other. Yeah, but
Brooks your atturne. You're ready, Yeah, you're ready. Your time
starts now. Today is baby Day. What girl's name was
more popular last year? Olivia or Emma?
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Emma?
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
What year did the Weather Channel start broadcasting? Seventies eighties
or nineties eighties? In the Lord of the Rings franchise,
Elijah Wood plays.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
What main character uh Bilbo Baggins.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
What is the capital city of China?
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Uh Ho Chi Minh No, God, that's wrong country. I'm Shanghai.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Often referenced in her music. What is Taylor Swift's favorite
number thirteen. That's it. Time is out. We're going to
go to the scoreboard to see how you bol did
with Jose God, he's on another rampage.
Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Pray for us all.
Speaker 11 (01:02:05):
The hill.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Mary, you got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Okay, not bad, solid solid Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yes, also to sometime.
Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I'm so sorry your undefeated streak comes to an end.
Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
I said it was gonna be salty if we tied.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Now she's pouting like Brooke.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yes, I get it, Mary, I understand you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I am sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
It's baby day between Olivia and Emma. Olivia was more
popular of a name. Last year. It was first place.
Emma was in third. The Weather Channel started broadcasting in
the nineteen eighties, began on this day in nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
He kind of threw us because you asked for the
year and then gave us decades. Just say no, she's right.
I didn't even catch that in sane.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I feel really terrible now about myself for the whole day. Yes,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Lord of the Rings franchise, Elijah Wood play the main
character fro Do.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Dang It.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Capital City of China would be Beijing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Tell me that Beijing.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Taylor Swift's favorite number you hear it all the time
is the number thirteen. And Brooke, you didn't get to
this question. Palmadoro is the Italian word for what food.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I would like to eat it? What do I want
to eat? I want to eat tomato, a toma.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
So Mary, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat
Brooke today, but just for playing, we are going to
give you a pair of tickets to see Shadow Force
in theater starring Kerrie Washington and Omar Sai, along with
a promotional prize pack from Lion's Gate Pictures.
Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
Nice. Thank you, Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Are you doing okay? I'm just checking in on you.
Chine isn't bad.
Speaker 10 (01:03:49):
I still consider myself undefeated because you technically didn't beat.
Speaker 11 (01:03:52):
Me because we tied.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Come back again, get back on that win column. Okay,
all right, all right, We're gonna do winn Brooks Bucks
same time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, we got a brand new full show starting for
you right now. It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks
for finding the podcast, and I just got to say,
anytime jeff shows up with props for his song of
the week, I know I'm gonna love it. He really
puts some heart and soul into all three. I forgot
it was Jeff for a seconds, you know. Yeah, it's
all right, so definitely stick around for that. We got
(00:22):
a brand new second date update as well. But first
we always love to start with some comments. Alexis what
are you seeing? Yeah, I was looking on YouTube and
Great Tea Stories said, bought a new truck over the
weekend and tested the sound system out with your podcast.
Oh well, my wife wasn't amused. I don't think so.
I think it needed more base, that's all. Yeah, just
(00:43):
really make that thing rumble. Hey, thanks so much for listening.
Definitely like subscribe and enjoy the brand new full show
starts out.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Remember a couple of years ago when NFTs were supposed
to be so valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh yeah, it's Justin was dropping millions on him.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeahments Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And even though
you could just literally screenshot a picture. The originals were
being sold for thousands, sometimes millions of dollars. Well, here's
an update the NFT landscape. Right now it's looking a
little bleak.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Ah, that didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Not see this coming, But experts say ninety five percent
of the ones that I've been minted are functionally worthless.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Why is that so funny to me?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's what they said about Van goz Art, that it
was totally worthless when he was alive, and now look
at him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So who needs to die? Then, Jeff, I'll volunteer, send me,
cut your ear off, call it good.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
One of the main companies that was big into NFTs
when they were popular was Nike, and they had a
project actually with a Japanese artist, to create more than
nineteen thousand original pieces. Whoa. The cheapest one was sixty grand,
but that was the cheapest that they had Since then, though,
(02:08):
to cut costs, Nike switched over to a cheaper cloud
storage program to store all the NFTs.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, because that's expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And recently they all disappeared. Imagine spending one point two
five million dollars on a rare NFT. You come back
a few years later, the image is just gone, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Hey, if it makes them feel better. I read about
some museum in Europe that actually accidentally threw out some
priceless art, like physical priceless art during a renovation. So
oh man, you know there's like some Andy Warhols in there,
and they're like, oops, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You needed to clear up some ram space for more
Fortnite skins.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Stop hiring all nineteen year olds to do this type
of work.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, they're the only ones who understand it. So we're
in a real pickle here. But now we got to
move on. Get to the shot collar question of the
day and send it to the man in charge of
our digital storage space. His name is Jake.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Got all my crypto right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh shoo, Okay, forget the crypto, just say some words. Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, sad news everyone. It's famed artist and inventor Leonardo
da Vinci passed away today.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Undreds of years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can't process, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Branded he did die on this day, over five hundred
years ago. Okay, still sad. Yeah, it's really sad because
you know, maybe some people in this room thought he
was still alive and left clues and codes in Italy
for Tom Hanks to solve. Oh, Yeah, naming names not
very upset at all. So that's why today, in honor
of old Leo, we're finally resting in peace and we're
(03:49):
gonna play a special Celebrities Alive or Dead edition plenty
of twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We're about to insult some old people.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Say number one twenty, I'll tell you about a famous figure.
You have to tell me if they're still around and
breathing or taking an eternal dirt noub nority.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Listening, No celebrities listening.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
We'll start with the woman who can't fake the funk
on a nasty dunk. That's Alexis nine. Number nine.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You may receive no help and no eye contact with
any one of them rooms.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Your dead or.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Alive candidate is O. J. Simpson. He's famous for being
a star running back in the NFL and being in
many of the Naked Gun movies. He's had an interesting
life so far. I don't know Brook, but the real
question is is he dead or alive?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He didn't minute commercials, by the way, so let's not
that juice. Yeah, the juice, that's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What you think he's famous.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's one of the things that's worth mentioned.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, he's older, but not older, the less tragically looking
at her.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Alexi says O. J. Simpson is alive. Oh yeah, he
died last year.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a good thing, though.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
He can't be offended. He's alive.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I lo he thought he was still alive.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh no, very dead.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I didn't remember him dying.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Alright, p Oj Right, Brook, I guess all right, we're
over to number nine. Is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, wow, I'm going to go number eleven.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Number eleven. We all know who the actor Michael Douglas is. Yeah,
he's the actor who's in Wall Street and Fatal Attraction.
I'm not interested if he's dead or alive. I want
to know about his dad, famous actor Kirk Douglas. Is
Kirk still kicking.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I feel like I saw a picture of him not
long ago, and he's like one hundred years old or something.
Very crips keeper like he does look like a mummy.
But I'm going to stay alive, Brook says.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Kirk Douglas is still alive.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He's dead. He died in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, Michael Douglas still around.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
He's eighty years old. Okay, Jose, it's your turn. Yes,
let's go ten, number ten and your dead or alive?
Candidate is Ernie Hudson. He famously played Winston Zettamoras, The
Black Ghostbuster and the Ghostbusters franchise. I need to know,
is Ernie alive or dead?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well the Ghostbusters franchise, all those dudes are in their
like seventies now they're like my.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Dad's out or maybe eighties.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
One of those things were like he could be dead.
But again, when you're rich from movies, you can afford
to live a healthier lifestyle, or you.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Do more drugs and it's a worst lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Or you get a little blood boy, you take his
blood and make yourself young.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Rich must be great. Don't give you our secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Trying to be somebody's blood boy aren't anything.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This guy's got a ten year old's blood running through
his veins.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hesjose says.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Ernie Hudson's alive, Yes, alive, blood boy unconfirmed, though Jeffrey
were over to. You need to get this right to
keep the game going. Fourteen number fourteen, Jeffrey, You're dead
or alive? Candidate is buzz aldrin Oh. He was born
January twenty, nineteen thirty. He is or was a retired
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Air Force colonel who's famous for walking on the Moon
during the Apollo eleven mission.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is Buzz alive or dead? It's easy. I saw him
do a TikTok dance in space, So yeah, Buzz is alive.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not he's still doing space missions.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, he made the news when he went back up
again because he became like the oldest person again to
go back into space.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think that it was what's his face, that was
the oldest guy now to go into space.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In fact, Brook, Buzz aldrins altin Kirk.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What's his name, William chev that's Cook Donner.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Jeffrey said, Buzz is alive. He's the last surviving member
of the crew from Apollo eleven the Moon right now, Brook, Jose,
it's sudden death, not people dying, but in this game
right now. So we're going back to you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I need a number.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Two for twojse. This is a tough one. Oh No,
your dead or alive candidate is Tupac. Some may have
heard he was deceased in nineteen eighty six. Others, including
Radar Online, dot Net, dot Gum, aren't so sure.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do your options for this one.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Are alive, okay, deceased or unclear?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Get to choose.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I saw a dude with a nose piercing on TikTok
that looked exactly like him, and I was convinced for him.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No week, not only is he alive, but he's on tiktokh.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, he was like in the it was in the
Bahamas or something like. He's not trying to be seen
like this was like a random bar. I think, I logically,
I have to say, because some people aren't convinces me.
It is a gray area. So that's my locking it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
You're gonna say unclear clear? Jose said unclear. Yeah, he's deceased.
What I may or may not have been there, but
he is deceased. And though Jeffrey has one Today's edition
of twenty of twenty, I believe.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
We had that long of a conversation over toofa I
get to truse to get shocked while singing You Give
Love a Bad Name by bon Jovi. I just want
to hear Jose do it because he's got the pipes
shut in your tube.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Blame you give Love a Bad Name.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
No, No, we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
There's a mom who's gone viral because she gave her
daughter a unique name.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's what is it?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And unique names are cool,
but this mom specifically gave it to her daughter so
she wouldn't be boring. Okay, that's what mom says. The
problem is now nobody can pronounce it. The mother is
thirty five year old Emma Hutton, and she's frustrated because
she says, it's not that hard to get her daughter's
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name right.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh, what is it, jeff It's gonna be super hard.
Did She's screwing every teacher that this kid is ever
going to have.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This is like being like, my son's name is easy
to pronounces.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The girl is one year old and her name is
spelled e l A e el, So how would you
pronounce it a l A l A L like algae eli.
Jose had it right. It's pronounced l a say the
city of Los Angeles with a hard L.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But moms become increasingly frustrated that people, even intelligent adults
like doctors, can't get their heads around how to say.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Why would they not just do L A then?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Because that's not a cool spelling.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Everywhere to put the periods in there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't know that's not allowed.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, we talked about it, she says.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Most dumb people that she meets pronounce it Ellie.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It looks like Ellie that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And she didn't know that when she picked this name,
mostly everyone around her wouldn't be able to understand basic English.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Why would she name her daughter los Angeles?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Basically, it's not Los Angeles. It's just e l Ae La.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean, I mean that's what people think of.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
She posted a video complaining about this, and the comments
flooded a our fault. Well, the comments say, quote, it's
not their fault, it's yours. Another person said, sorry, I
mispronounced the weird name you just made up. And finally
one clapback said, you know, if everyone is making the mistake,
don't you think it's more of a you problem than
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an everybody else problem?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Exactly? The one common denominator here.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, we're gonna do laser stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's making cleaning time more tasty
with a new product called the snacuum. A vacuum sucks
up the crumbs off the floor, and snacuum mashes them
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back together and spits them back directly into your mouth
or a tasty tree, and talk about a clever way
to stop food waste with laser stories, the segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
crumbelinas just don't. This first laser story is out of Michigan.
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The other day, a state trooper was called to a
bizarre scene in his jurisdiction. Someone had found five thousand
dollars cash in the middle of a local roadway and
they wanted to turn it in. I think I would
do that. I think i'd turn it in.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Honestly, I don't think morally, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I just feel like someone would be watching me take it.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I'm go to jail.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Had sleep at night from sure, yeah, you guys are suckers.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But the trooper contacted a nearby bank, which confirmed that
a customer had just made a withdrawal for that exact amount.
Oh man, So the officer then got this person's information
and attempted to reach out, but soon discovered there was
a problem. The person who'd lost the money must have
thought the trooper was a scammer and hung up on
him multiple times. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I would think they're scamming me too.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, hey, I've got five thousand dollars for you.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Are you and so I'm an officer of the law.
Just give me your social secure.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You a prince in Africa, I know. Finally, the trooper
had enough with the phone calls and went directly to
this person's house.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There we go. I got for sure that trooper was
going to steal the money. I'm glad that they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I tried. They tried to knock on the door and
was ignored and told to go away. My gosh. At
one point this person, the officer told the superiors it
was so frustrating that even the thought of busting down
this person's door and just dropping the cash in their
place crossed his mind. But he didn't do it. He
kept trying, and after more than two dozen times what
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the person finally realized the man on the other side
of the door really was a state trooper and claimed
ownership of the lost money.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh my god, dude, that's how it's It's so hard
to believe people these days. So I get it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
The Trooper was quoted as saying, at one point, it
felt like I wasn't returning the cash I was earning.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It, so it's good for a bonus.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah. The next laser story is also out of Michigan.
You know why they say breed like rabbits, Well, one
woman learned that lesson the hard.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Way, they make lots of babies too.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Forty year old lady named Carol Hardaway said she bought
two rabbits as pets for her children, which was great
at first, but then they started breeding. Obviously, Harold didn't
want that, and she couldn't stop them, so she tried
to separate them by putting them in different pens down
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in her basement. They got around that by chewing through
dry wall and other materials, just like Brooke did in
her college days.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Hey mama wants some Mom's gonna get something.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
He through that wall, making it impossible to contain them.
At one point, she opened the basement door and there
were dozens of rabbits all popping around. They ran right
past her up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cute. I was gonna say cute, but no, dude, just
rabbit pellets everywhere those.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Eventually she had to call animal control and told them
that about thirty rabbits were in her basement and bouncing
around all over her house.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm pretty sure you can get your rabbit spade in
neutered if you're keeping them as pets.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, okay, so she said thirty, but when the officials
got there, they were moved more than sixty five. Oh
my god, you're so small. Plus many of the female
rabbit it's we're pregnant. So if she would have waited
a few more days, her bunny population would have easily
pushed the triple digits.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So they can't start sleeping with each other. Don't let
buddy cousins hook up with Bundy cousins.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah after a Afterwards, a local shelter took in many
of the rabbits and said, even well intentioned pet ownership
can lead to unmanageable situations without proactive spaying and neuter.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yet it does.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's next Lazer stories out of Holiday Headquarters. We're a
little over a week away from Mother's Day, and if
you haven't thought about a gift for the moms in
your life, that's okay, because all you have to do
is give her the day off.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Honestly, that's it. That's the answer right there.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Every year, moms are asked what they want for the holiday,
and they're always hinting at the same stuff. They like
home cooked meal, the day off of doing everything for
the family, and handmade gifts and cards.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ye wait, when you're giving mom the day off, that
doesn't mean that you can then ask her, Hey, but
where is the where's the vacuum so I can vacuu Wait,
how do I do this? Like you've got to literally
do it all?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, don't even talk to her. Yeah, but what about
this year? And a new survey, ninety four percent of
mom say they'd like to have more sleep, and half
of the mom said a nap with nobody needing you
would be the ultimate life. It's the no one thing.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
It's not that you're not cleaning. It's like, literally, I
am up.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
On the wall today.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just don't let mom manage her own day off. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Sixty percent of moms say they'd happily trade gifts for
the chance to sleep more. Almost two thirds of moms
haven't had a nap in the last month, and a
quarter of them can't remember the last time they had
a good mid day sleep. The next best desire is
eating a meal while it's still hot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Wait, you don't have to get up four times before
you actually sit down.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's also not making any decisions. And a solo bathroom break.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So so dreamy.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
That is so wild to me as a single bachelor
of a solo bathroom break is a thing.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
So remember, Yes, thoughtful gifts are nice. Flowers and dinners
out are appreciated. Okay, but nothing shows your appreciation for
what moms do more than doing it yourself. Yeah, they
just want to sit back and put their feet up.
Oh oops, did someone say feet And that's what this
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guy would love for Mother's Day. He's not even a mom,
but that's how it means. Laser stories have come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again at
the same time.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
For years, cell phones and the Internet were the biggest thing,
the most high tech life changing advancements that were altering
the way the world operates. Yeah, but now that's old news.
The big thing is AI being incorporated into every single
part of our lives, in our appliances, our cars. It
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even helps me beat Brook and connect four when we
play in the break room.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, not how you're winning.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'll never tell what he just told me. He turned
to a computer in between each move. Judd, help, what
do I say? No? But I bet you there's a
couple crazy, awesome ways that people are using it that
you've never heard or even thought of before. And if
you listen to this next segment, I guarantee you at
least one of these ideas will immediately improve your life.
(19:39):
We're gonna tell you the right ways you should be
using AI coming up right after this. AI is quickly
becoming such a big part of our lives and our
entire culture right now.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I think more than we even know.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Absolutely. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we
like to joke about it on the show, But when
you hear people just talking about AI out in the world,
you can sense there's a lot of fear and a
lot of uncertainty about it.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I laugh because I know this one girl who literally
tells people she's dating it so much.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm like, it does my work to me, It gives
me ra I listened to a whole podcast of a
woman who was legitimately in love with her AI chat. Yeah,
she does love it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That's sweet. Let's not hate on true love. We should
acknowledge that. But you do start to wonder, wait, is
my blender actually listening to me? Because I swear I
heard it plotting with my air fryer the other day.
And while honestly we haven't got to the robot uprising
just yet, there is more to it than just using
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it to cheat on your homework or build you the
best resume possible. Because a new study found the most clever,
life changing ways that regular people are using AI to
make their lives instantly better.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Okay, hear this. I used Chatta every day all that
I just I literally was just on it right before
we walked into the studio because I was trying to
come up with questions for the generational trivia game we
did on the weekends theodcast. It gave me the worst
questions about n trivia.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We're not talking about this something they.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Called Britney Spears, a girl group. Okay, oh right, sorry,
I didn't need to steal your thunder get into. I
need to know how to use this effectively.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
There's other things in your life that you can use
it for to just make things better, like, for example,
One person said, I went to therapy for eight straight
years and it was completely worthless.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But now every Tuesday at eight pm I meet with
doctor chat GPT for my OCD. I've literally gotten more
out of it in the last two months than anything
else in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I've heard this. I've tried asking therapy questions and I
can't have a session. What do you mean, Like, what
do I do about someone don't really want to talk
about on here? But yeah, okay, yeah, how does they
give you legit advice?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Because if you think about it, it's not just one
therapist giving you their opinion. It's researching thousands and thousands
of books on psychology and compiling all of that. But
there's more uses. This lady named Cass said, for the
past two years, my three year old's been waking up
at midnight like a monster, and I was trying everything.
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In less than a minute, chat GPT figured out my
boy was having a blood sugar dip at night, and
if I gave him a yogurt with protein before bed,
he now sleeps all the way through the night.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I've never even gotten that type of advice from a doctor.
Is that a thing? Is that why kids are waking
up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Well, you've never had a sugar dipp Yeah, this person says,
I've only used chat gpt to imagine my dog with
a wig on.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It did make me laugh a lot, So that's something.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean, I guess you could also upload a picture
of yourself and try different haircuts.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, ah, you're thinking. See, we're talking about how AI
is changing our lives so much in the past year,
and there's more than a few ways that you can
use it, you know, ways that you never would have
thought of before that could totally change and improve your life.
Like this person named Lisa said, after I finished reading
a book, I asked chat gpt to act like we're
in a book club together, and seriously, we have the
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best discussions. My reading and critical thinking has gone to
a whole new level thanks to our late night chat.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, because honestly, I've been in a lot of book
clubs and they are not about being critical about books,
and they're about drinking with some ladies talking about the
book for about five minutes and then moving into all
the goss.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You can ask chat gpt to slur its words at summary.
I'm sure this next one is from syner g seventy one.
They wrote, I used to call a man to come
get things done around the house for me, But the
last few months, chat gpt helped me fix my toilet,
change a lock, repair my ice maker, and even a
few things with my car, and I did them all
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by myself.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, you know, my dad is like the handiest man
I've ever met in my entire life. And even he's like, yeah,
just look it up on YouTube. Out from there, this seems.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Like we're becoming more reliant on AI than we even
realize if we're using it for all of this stuff.
Like a lady named Tanza said, I scanned my child's
homework into chat GPT and I asked it to show
me how to solve each problem step by step. It's
now my child's full time math tutor, and it's teaching
me too.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh well, it's not to give them the answers to
show them how to do it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh so she can say, don't show me that the process.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, so now mom can help their kid teach me
how to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Until the school comes back and said, that's not actually
the way that we're learning it, so we're going to
take two points off.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
They're going to do that no matter how you do.
And last one, a lady named Mary says, I open
my talk to text on my phone and I go
through my fridge, pantry and all my kitchen cabinets, naming
every single item I see. And I asked chat GPT
to make a list of possible recipes I could make
using only those ingredients. Say to me, hundreds of dollars
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and hours where I don't have to run out to
the grocery store just to make something.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, and the time, like you can say I only
have ten minutes to cook.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Not only that, but wasted food, Like if you can't
figure out what to do with it, it's gonna go bad.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, there's there's a square inch of moss on the cheese.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't ask that, I just eat. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So finally a lot of positive AI feedback because we
wanted to shed light on that since we talk about
it in a negative way a lot on our show
and we joke about it. Maybe one of those things
will help you. And text into.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Seven eight time, I was like, I'm listening to AI,
Jeff right now, you're way too positive for me. It's
not really book.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm trying to be nice to the robots before they
come and kill us all. So text in to seven
eight five nine two human or robot. If there's a
clever way you're using chat GPT to improve your life
that we didn't mention, use AI to craft your text? Yes,
hey AI, text in thank you chat GPT. I'm popping
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something special into your USB port tonight. You got a
phone tab coming up right after.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Today, we call a woman who recently moved into a fancy,
new high end building with tons of on site amenities
and even more exciting a doorman. Yeah, she hasn't met
him yet, which means it's the perfect opportunity for us
to call and let her know she's getting a two
for one deal because the Italian duo of Veto and
(26:53):
Vina they're going to be watching over her place from
now on, and they take their dorman very very seriously.
In your phone tap right now an.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Hello, A.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Is this misclant? It depends who's this good day to you, ma'am.
I'm the new doorman here ever Gondominiums. The name's Vito.
How you doing. Oh how are you?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Hey, this is a pretty fancy place here, nice digs.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I don't normally work in classy joints like this, but
I appreciate the opportunity.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Yeah, pretty nice.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah, anyways, I got hired yesterday with him my cousin Vino.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's me. I'm a Veno.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean no Vito. We've been getting
the lay of the land, you know, thinking packages, doing
the security surveillance and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You'll be watching heaverybody.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
That's a right, Veno, We've been watching everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
We're the best security you can get. We's a two
for that's all right, that's right. Who comes after one?
I think you know?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Is there a reason you're calling?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Oh right, yeah, So we was going over the tape
from last night and a fella came in names Jack.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Hold on a Vino. I even got to it yet. Okay, hey,
you cannot say that to the people.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
All right, we're trying to talking to the people, all right,
Be quiet.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
What Veno is trying to say is something ain't right
with that guy?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You got a weird ways about him?
Speaker 11 (28:38):
In like what ways you.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Know, like a ways like so like you and him?
Are you and him an item? Like you do it
doing stuff? Are they doing the things a moment you like?
To be honest, it's really none of your business.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
You guys just were It's not really your place to
tell me what you think of who I'm seeing. But
he's a nice guy and you don't have to worry
about him.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Look what, all due respect, we'll be the judge of
at me and a vino? Got a plan?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Please?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Please?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, we got no pa.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
What's your plan?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh you like us to tell us our plan, wouldn't you?
Ve don't get a load of her. You're not gonna
trigger us.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
No, whatever you guys are thinking or planning, don't do it.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Oh so you're saying, if he comes over for the
next couple of days, don't follow him up the elevator,
you know, no, absolutely not give him a little how's
your father?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, you guys are just dorman.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
You don't want people into the elevator.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
She called us dorman's.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh I guess that is the job description. Okay, you are.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Accurate at some point, I've been accurate, man.
Speaker 13 (29:56):
Okay, so please just leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, you hear that, Veno, no blanket partties.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Okay, I know we got them already and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
That would have been a fun time alasagna partties.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
But in the elevator though, that's not gonna work in
the elevator.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Okay, So are we done? Because I'm headed to work.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I just appreciate if you let us do our jobs. Okay.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
The meanest of Palermo's got the meaning streets cobblestone. Yeah,
he he only knows a couple of words.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
She's had a genie in Palermo. Oh, he knows a
lot of pastas you guys.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
Become more like a comedy troop than dormant.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh you know, you know she thinks we're a couple
of funny guys.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh you think of some type of comedian. He's some
of the type of radio hosts.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
And you're on like some show name but Brook and
Jeffery in.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
The Morning or something to break fund.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What this is actually Juise from the radio show Brook
Jeffrey in the Morning, And this is a phone tap.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Oh my god, thank god. I thought I was going
to have to do these guys every day.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
So your friend Julia set this all up.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
She said, you two talked on the phone the other
night and you mentioned you just moved to your new
luxury condo and you have a doorman.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Oo, sounds like a real classy place. Lady, Now you
dig Me and my cousin can sleep on your couch a.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Couple of nights. Oh, I guess Jack sleeping.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
Well, he's not sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
We're definitely not letting him in.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
The Next time, the weeke up.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What if you're on a dinner date. You're sat down
at your table and right before you order, the other
person makes a very odd request. For example, do you
mind if I FaceTime my mom with you because her
calming voice just helps me chew my food slower.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, she's going to stay on the phone even.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That'd be strange. But do you just go with it?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I don't know. She was really nervous, baby well.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
One of our listeners. One of our listeners says his
date asked him to do something unusual shortly after they
sat down to dinner. We're going to see if it
had any effect on why he's not getting a call
back when we do your second date update right after
this second date update. There's certain professions out there that
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are just considered sexy. Oh yeah, okay, like who's not
swiping right on a hot firefighter?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right thats me?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Okay, something I thought you were going to say no?
Or that's more like that's what Alex is doing, but
she turned her mind on exactly. Or a hung doctor,
yeah that's the classic. Or a sultry child and family therapist,
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, tell you my problem, tell me.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
How my childhood upbringing turn me bad?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Did you just say abandonment issues?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Oh yeah? And one of our listeners apparently couldn't resist
the lure of a smoke show in a sexy uniform,
so let's talk to him about it. His name is Nick. Nick.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I know, I am so curious about the profession here.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's just like a milkman. Yeah, well, who's this person
that you met and what do they do?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
Her name is Becca and she's a cop.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh she is a.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Lady cop. He cuff.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Lady cops are sexy, like you know, the their waist
always looks so cinched.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Like he cuff's ready to go at the moment.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Just a power that they have.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, the.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Like license and registration and I'm like five foot ten
and single.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I'm sure we're all telling you stuff you already know, right, Nick?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Exactly did you meet her while getting arrested or no?
Speaker 11 (34:09):
We met on the apps?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh you did? Okay, okay, if you're a cop, do
you share that on the app? Or is that a no?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 11 (34:15):
That was her picture. Of course I made a dumb joke.
I said, are you a real copper or stripper?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Did she like that?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
No?
Speaker 11 (34:25):
She was like, ha ha, You're only the tenth person
to stay that.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Yes, that was a pretty basic joke.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So you're already with her.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, But she responded, isn't that just half the battle
dating apps? How'd you turn it around?
Speaker 11 (34:41):
She did have other pictures on there, and there was
a picture of her having a cup of coffee at
a cafe, and so I was like, oh, you like coffee.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I thought for sure you were going to make a
donut joke at that.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Think of this opportunity that would have been.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
No, No, you already took a jab your bro.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
What did you do you do with the coffee.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I just was like, oh, yeah, you know, are you
a coffee fan? And she basically got super fired up and.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Was like you know, and then you asked her what's
your drink?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Right, Like, that's what you have to ask.
Speaker 11 (35:11):
I did, And then she started going off about how
she had gone recently to her favorite coffee shop and
they got our coffee order wrong and she wasn't mad
about it, but she was just mentioning. And I was like, oh,
I'll put a bad Yelp review on their site for you.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
And this is a cute connection.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, So this is all the chat leading.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Up to the date, all the chat leading up to
the date. And so I recovered and I was like, well,
let's hang out, let's go out to dinner.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
How was that where'd you guys? I mean, was it
fancy or was it more casual?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Was it coffee?
Speaker 11 (35:40):
No, it wasn't coffee, it was I would say it
was you know, Mitt. I didn't want to go like divy,
but I also didn't want to go like high pressure,
super expensive. So it's got to a place that felt comfortable.
Great conversation. We talked a little bit about her working
in law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, what is it like to go on a date
with a real cop?
Speaker 11 (35:59):
You know, she didn't come into uniform. It was pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Uh didn't come? Did you expect her any point though?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
I don't know. You know, some people get off of
work and then they had just come directly. No, I
wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I gets okay.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
It would feel like a very powerful move though, to
sit in a booth right next to a cop and I.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Would think that somebody was with their parole officer.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Even then you cough as a bad boy at that
point everybody in the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So was she cool though, because like you're on a
day with a cop, I would be nervous.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Did you only have one drink?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Can you expired you and get you that?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
How did it go?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
That was on my mind. I was like, I can't
tell any stories about my bad boy early days all
that sort of stuff. But there was one point, you know,
we didn't really stick to her working law enforcement too long,
but there was one point where she was like, hey,
do you mind if we could switch seats so I
can like face the door.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh yeah. People liked it. Are in law enforce, like
they always want to seize in case they can never
be caught by surprise. That's what happens in the movies.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's smart though, or it's a good excuse for her
to be like, when I need to escape from this stage,
I know exactly where I need to run down. I
mean either way, Yeah, so did you switch?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:17):
I was down with making that happen. So we did.
You know, she's a really smart person. We had really
good conversation about lots of topics. I don't know why
at this point she's not texting me back.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Wow, how did the night end?
Speaker 11 (37:31):
It ended with like a really nice hug, Let's do
this again. I didn't go into the kiss because it
didn't feel like we were quite there, but there was
definitely some chemistry. And when I said let's do this again,
there was no hesitation, no let me think about it,
let me look at my schedule, none of that stuff.
I can tell the brush off and like an actual
let's do this again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, you should have asked if you could hit the
siren in her cop car and driven around the block
real quick.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
One's ever stick never, No one's ever asked that before.
I mean, who knows. Maybe she's on an undercover mission
and that's why she hasn't gotten back to you because
she's not allowed.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So wait, Nick, question, is she the one who suggested
that you go have dinner at that particular restaurant?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Wait a minute, and she had to watch the door jet?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
I throw a couple of options when we were chatting,
and she selected that one.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh, was it in like a really shady part of
town for no reason whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
A really nice part of town. Maybe it's a white
collar crime like embezzlement or something.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh my god, we might actually help solve the crime
by doing this second data.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Well. Yeah, and you know how most cops are when
you get them on the phone, they tell you everything.
Oh yeah, they're like an open book.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, those cops.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't really have ever had that long of a conversation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, well, this is going to be a first in
a lot of different ways for us. Hotly, they don't.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Run a background check on the show. Oh yeah, with
the cops, I've never gotten out of a ticket.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
This is going to be interesting when we come back,
call Becca and get you your second date update. Right
after this second date update, normally our show is getting
cops called on us.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
But today we're the ones calling up a CoP's right
not to report an emergency, but to get answers for
our friend Nick, who went out with a law enforcement
officer named Becca the other night.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
So we one and ask Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Actually, we actually have Becca's cell phone numbers, so it's
probably easier to do that. The thing is, Nick's not
getting a call back after their romantic dinner. Is there
a reason for it? Or was the whole dinner affront
for a sting operation that she was running to bring
down an Italian mob boss.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I mean, honestly, that sounds like he's making a joke.
But she sat facing the door, she picked the restaurant,
and now she's not calling him back.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Nick, did you realize when you reached out to us
for help that this is where the call was going
to go?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I like your imagination. I don't know if that's the case.
I just she's cute, she's smart, she's a great woman.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
At least that's what she wants you to think.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, dude, sound that she has a hit out on her.
Her back was facing that she knows that there's a
hit man out.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
There looking for it it's possible, or maybe there's a
simple reason and you messed up in some way. Yeah,
let's figure it out. I'm going to dialary number.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
They're going to be great options.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
We are here for the tea, so let's do it.
I'm dialing it right now.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hi, we're looking to speak with Becca.
Speaker 13 (40:42):
Speaking.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Hey, Becca, how you doing out your officer beca.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I'm honestly kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I don't know if we should really mention that.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
It's a little late.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
We're brooking Jeffery in the morning, and you probably heard
my co host say officer Becca because we heard that
you're a cop, and I just want to ask you upfront.
Is it okay for us to mention your profession on
the radio.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
We're allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, Well, she put it on her dating profile, he.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Said, put it on the radio. I mean that's a
different thing, you know, a.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Worse leazier than a dating Definitely, people probably see a
profile here. Yes, But we're.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Bottom line is we wanted to talk to you about
a date you went on recently with a guy named
Nick Ah.
Speaker 13 (41:26):
Yeah, that sign was not good.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So Nick reached out to us, because he said he
really enjoyed spending time with you that night, and he's
curious if there's a reason why you're not calling him
back and arranging a second meet up.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Honestly, I'd say he's clueless, like he really expected to
see you again.
Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yeah, so obviously. I I work in law enforcement. I've
been on the forest for some time now, so I'm
gonna always look up who I'm going on a date
with or who I'm spending time with.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Don't you wish you had that type of access election?
I know, I only have my reverse Google image search.
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Yeah, I mean, but like I did this on my
own time. I don't use like police scanners. I hired
someone myself.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Okay, you're just doing your own normal Just you're probably
better at it than us.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
You got more resources than the person.
Speaker 13 (42:20):
Yeah. I found something that I thought he would be
more forthcoming with some and when he wasn't, I it
turned me off. I have no more interest.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Wait, are you saying he lied to you on.
Speaker 13 (42:31):
The day he did kind of abstain from the truth.
He wasn't forthcoming with information, which I feel is a lie.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, you're dating a cop, you have to be honest.
Especially if it's about well, what can I ask? Was
it like a criminal thing?
Speaker 12 (42:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's the only thing you.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
Looked up, right, I don't know if it's appropriate for
the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, wanted If it's like a record that is supposed
to be private, then don't share it. But if it's
something we could any of us could find on the internet,
spill away.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We honestly don't have standards. But the part, the thing
that you don't you might not realize, beck As, that
part of being on this segment is the person agrees
to hear whatever the reason is, no matter how embarrassing
or strange it might be.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
I mean, if he agreed to that, then yeah, I'll
share it. He was married a year ago to a
Russian woman and she filed for divorce about a month ago.
Speaker 10 (43:33):
Yeah, that's a huge part.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
Of his life. And to just withhold that information, that's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Of first date to bring up though, Alex, on that, like,
how do you even start? So listen, I had this
Russian wife, yeah, a month ago? Like that?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You were expecting him to bring that up?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:51):
I think I was expecting him to tell me if
he was separated. Being separated is a lot different from divorce.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh it's not official yet.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
Yeah, I feel like he could withhold a lot of
information if he's not forthcoming about the truth.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I see that. I mean, I don't know. I kind
of am with her on that. Like if it's divorce
and final and you're done with it, But if you're
in the middle of a separation.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And I think you can list it on your dating profile,
like specifically your status single divorce, separating what you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Look for mostly the most traumatized would be great.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, but did you even talk about relationships at all
on the date?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (44:35):
I mean I hinted about it and I shared.
Speaker 11 (44:38):
About mine a little bit, you know.
Speaker 13 (44:40):
Just keeping respectful details private. But yeah, he said he didn't.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Want to talk about it.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
And it seemed like he was evading the truth instead
of just a private person.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, warning you know, Becca, I think the person who's
actually going to find all of this the most interesting
is actually Nick himself, who is listening on the other line,
has tapped into our phone somehow. We did consent to it, now,
so he is there wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (45:11):
Wow, come on, guys, I.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Mean you wanted the truth out of him.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Now's the chance, Nicky.
Speaker 11 (45:19):
There, Yeah, I'm here. So what's up, Ecca. You go
on dates with people and you look up their history before.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
You do so?
Speaker 13 (45:27):
Yes, Nick, I'm a cop.
Speaker 11 (45:31):
I think, yeah, right, Well, we were going to a
public place, and I feel like that's kind of using
your cop resources to look up my history was Excuse me?
Speaker 13 (45:42):
I didn't use police resources. I use my own personal resources.
And I just think it's really weird you wouldn't say anything.
Speaker 11 (45:51):
I mean, I'm not telling you if that's true or not.
I mean you could have looked that up on some
strange site that has false information big marriages.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Okay, I'm actually going to back up on this because
I have a friend who's fiance looked her up when
they were dating and he got all the information wrong.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It's true, you probably have the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Nick is a common name, beca. Is that a possibility
that maybe it's a different Nick and you mix them up?
Speaker 13 (46:19):
It's one hundred percent, Nick, Really, how do you know that?
Because I'm a cop. Okay, I'm going to text you
your marriage certificate right now.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
No, No, wait, you can do that.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
You got the marriage certificate public record?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, I think, oh wow, you can look I know how.
Speaker 13 (46:47):
It's absolutely public record, and I just texted you a
photo of it.
Speaker 11 (46:51):
And there's your wife's name, Nick.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Do you have a text?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Nick?
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Look, here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I defended.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Wait a minute, it was.
Speaker 11 (47:03):
A mistake, it was a short term thing. Yes, that
was married. Yes, I'm getting a divorce. It's going to
be done very soon.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (47:11):
Okay, Yeah, you should have just said that.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, back at the start. But the truth should have
been the first thing you said to her when you
greeted her inside of the restaurant.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I'm if he would have told you that, you would
have been okay with it.
Speaker 13 (47:29):
Really, I mean, honestly, it's the best policy.
Speaker 11 (47:32):
We all have a past. Wow, Like, come on, what
else do you know about me? Do you look at
my record from what college? Wait?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
You're still the one defend. You just got outed as
a liar.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm curious what you did in college.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
That sounds a stupid frank with the cow. But that's
not even the point.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Well okay, well I'm not saying it's her fault. I'm
saying it's my past and it's not relative.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
In next defense, this is kind of embarrassing information to
open up with, not to mention like on the radio,
but especially on a first date with someone you're trying
to impress.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
He's a one that chose to do the radio part.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Well, I know, I'm just saying this is a lot sweet,
I'm trying to defend a guy who's in a weird
spot here. So Becca, he has admitted that you were right,
and he's ready to move on hopefully with you. Would
you be willing to give him a chance?
Speaker 13 (48:24):
I'm not interested. Guys, It's just a no brainer for me.
You've got to be honest.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
Oh I wasn't dishonest. I am separated. I'm getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's just too late.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
You started with it. Probably wasn't me.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
She was such a good copy interrogation skills their next level, dude.
So maybe like a different professional uniform, like a coast guard,
they won't look up your past.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
How about just be honest on the next day?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Why different rook Jeffrey in the morning. Why do our
listeners love it so much when people get busted in
a lie on our second date? Call text into seven
eight five nine two says I knew that guy was
a liar. The moment I heard him. I think I
went out with him two months ago before he was separating.
(49:16):
Who knows if that's true. But we could ask a
certain officer that we know to go and investigate that
particular text. We're friends now with the I.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Don't know that it's worth her time or our time. Yeah,
let that one lie. He needs to work out his
own mess. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
If anything, we call her asked for help, she'll probably
run our names and one of us will get arrested.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
I hope she's surprised that we're all sitting here without handcats.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, I know, we all enjoy a good pair of
handcuffs around ours. I thought someone else conversation anyway, Unfortunately
that call turned out to not end in a second date.
We can't win them all, but we can always try.
If you email the show and we'll call that person
who's not calling you back and go check out all
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of our second dates wherever you find your podcast on Apple, Spotify,
even on YouTube.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
AFRO and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Drake versus Kendrick Taylor versus Kanye everybody loves a good
feud in the music industry.
Speaker 13 (50:15):
Oh yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Puts a little extra pressure and spotlight on them sometimes
pushes an artist to create some of the best songs ever.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I mean, yeah, at least that's truper Kendrick. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I think it's true for a lot of people, though,
which is why I need to find someone to feud with.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh you can't just like make it, can't you.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
I'm asking for it right now. I need someone like
They need to be powerful, respected, and like me, known worldwide.
Oh wow, not many people would probably qualify with that
type of criteria.
Speaker 12 (50:50):
Yes, okay, okay, nineteen eighties jingle lady, it's on.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
You're gonna do.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
That to me?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
You put the fight with the wrong fancy boy.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
She would be more famous.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Not after I'm done with her. I'm about to roast
her like coffee beans.
Speaker 9 (51:14):
That's why I first bar dropped for my brand new
song of the week.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
You look out, it's coming up, real talk, It is
time for my song of the week. And did you
know that we've officially reached the month of May now
and there's crazy Yeah, a lot of unofficial holidays that
are coming up, like May fourth through May tenth is
(51:39):
National Correctional Officers Week. Did you know.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
That you're gonna say, May the fourth be with you,
But I guess.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
No, No, it's a whole week.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
You love a good search and seizure.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh yeah, all the time. Today, by the way, it's
National Life Insurance Policy Day. Wow, that's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
How are they getting sexier as your list goes on?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
And May twenty third is National Drinking with Chickens Day.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh I do follow an instagram that is literally drinking
with chickens. I'm not in the line.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
This is probably where it comes from. But all month long,
from the first until the very end, May is National
barbecue Month. That's right, you know the time of year
where you have the smell of charcoal wafting and the
sounds of meat sizzling, your uncle shouting, Hey, it still
(52:33):
be wrong in the middle, don't do something about that.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I like it at Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
This is a magical time when parents all across the
nation get back outside and transform into apron wearing, spatula
wielding smoke gods.
Speaker 7 (52:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
I love it too because it means less dishes.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, because of all the paper plates.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
But there's just something primal instinctive about cooking raw meat
over an open flamee also hot dogs. They're unnatural, but
it feels so right, yea. And that's why today I
want you to fire up the grill, crank up the volume,
(53:19):
and get ready for the only song that pairs better
with brisket than barbecue sauce, because instead of doing creeds
with arms wide open, it's young Jefferies with tongs wide open.
So let's get cooking all point when I'm ready. I
brought tongs.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
Points rearbies.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I serve.
Speaker 9 (53:57):
Baptized in flame, barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Running through my veins.
Speaker 9 (54:07):
Giarvoggo rob lack massage. Please sound like magarine in the
tall spaces with mouths.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Wide over, begging for a bite.
Speaker 9 (54:28):
Stacking so much meat looks slacking RB sign all.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Day smoking a double rack of raise, not like that
roll game.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Meat smoking. I got more.
Speaker 9 (54:50):
Flames than guy. Free dudes all around and be my meat.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
The Muppet Show has banned me for the lines the
pork I pulled? Who was Kurms?
Speaker 6 (55:14):
Why holding?
Speaker 5 (55:19):
And a little free bad rais your classic boy me
crown a freaking body lame, Sorry, Chromen, but I'm the
real salts pain wearing one glove.
Speaker 11 (55:40):
Luck.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
I'm singing Baly Jane.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Brod is going.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Straight to your calling it. I'm poking.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Six weeer sad one game. Oh yeah, the burgers.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I'm a Roastern bunstlstern. The sound of Sason.
Speaker 7 (56:13):
Lane awake in my shame.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Man, don't wait, those two sa same.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
I treat the dripping pan so.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Tender with my steaks.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
I love them like my chand and if my name
was through, they're my flameand reps foken.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Come bring your a high.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
Now, take this sapper place and stack it ten feet high.
Supply why, old man with a little head to broad
paint my white moll. Then when a new pole sort,
(57:05):
the chink gets warmer.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Just cor of over, Oh that one looks good.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
Salute chalk grill sauer. Oh, wear the tongs wide over
meat poker, drool soler.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Let me go, dude, I'm never not gonna call it
for way minion, especially what it is. But miss Picky
really that was like.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Sorry, you know she's got good meat on those ties.
I'm not gonna lie, Tony. Yes, it's grilling seasoned babies.
So get out there and text in seven eight five
nine two you could tell us what you thought about
the song of the week, We're gonna post the video
up on all of our socials with the lyrics They're
at Brook and Jeffrey, jeff Happy Grill.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Right now, we have a trivia guru joining us. Her
name is Mary and she is two and oh all
time Brooke.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Disconnected and now she's back again.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
And she says that she knows the secret to beating
Brook every single time? Is Mary, do you want to
let us in on what the secret is?
Speaker 10 (58:47):
I study, I really do. I play every morning in
the car and actually this time around, I went through
Spotify and looked at the past when works bucks from
Spotify and just just playing.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Dedication work.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Usually I like to really lift those attributes up, but
not this time. Yeah, get a life, Mary.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Well, a lot of people think that they need to
like read books and like learn facts and information. That's
totally wrong. You just have to listen to our show
on podcasts and like learn the pace and learn the
flow of it, or just.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Dumb your yourself down enough to where you're on our
level exactly.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Brook is fuming right now because she knows that she's
in trouble right at the moment, So we're gonna send
her out of the studio, probably to listen to us
on Spotify. Get into the mood of it a little bit.
But let's go over to the rules here. Thirty seconds
on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. How we doing? Are we ready?
Speaker 11 (59:49):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Good luck? Your time starts now? Today is baby Day?
What girl's name was more popular last year? Olivia or
Emma Olivia? What year did the Weather Channel start broadcasting
in the seventies, eighties or nineties seventies? In the Lord
of the Rings franchise, Elijah Wood plays what main characters?
(01:00:11):
What's the capital city of China Beijing, often referenced in
her music. What is Taylor Swift's favorite number?
Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
It's nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Palmadoro is the Italian word for what food?
Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
All right, Mary, well done? There, Brooks got to come
back into the studio. So now, other than being a
certified trivia queen, Mary also works in property management. So
I'm curious what's the best and the worst part of
that job?
Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
The best part I would say is meeting all the people.
And the worst part some people think that I just
wear so many hats and that I am just a
fix all for everything, when I cannot, in fact, fix
every single one other problems.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Wow, Mary, you can't rework the plumbing in their apartment.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You can't give me this four million dollars for a hunter?
Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
K Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
And I can pay you back later.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
But you can win trivia games? Okay, Mary, decide where I.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Want to be good at? Okay, all right, I can't
win anywhere good We want you to walk away in
shames the sentiment one way or the other. Yeah, but
Brooks your atturne. You're ready, Yeah, you're ready. Your time
starts now. Today is baby Day. What girl's name was
more popular last year? Olivia or Emma?
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Emma?
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
What year did the Weather Channel start broadcasting? Seventies eighties
or nineties eighties? In the Lord of the Rings franchise,
Elijah Wood plays.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
What main character uh Bilbo Baggins.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
What is the capital city of China?
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Uh Ho Chi Minh No, God, that's wrong country. I'm Shanghai.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Often referenced in her music. What is Taylor Swift's favorite
number thirteen. That's it. Time is out. We're going to
go to the scoreboard to see how you bol did
with Jose God, he's on another rampage.
Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Pray for us all.
Speaker 11 (01:02:05):
The hill.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Mary, you got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Okay, not bad, solid solid Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yes, also to sometime.
Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I'm so sorry your undefeated streak comes to an end.
Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
I said it was gonna be salty if we tied.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Now she's pouting like Brooke.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yes, I get it, Mary, I understand you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I am sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
It's baby day between Olivia and Emma. Olivia was more
popular of a name. Last year. It was first place.
Emma was in third. The Weather Channel started broadcasting in
the nineteen eighties, began on this day in nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
He kind of threw us because you asked for the
year and then gave us decades. Just say no, she's right.
I didn't even catch that in sane.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I feel really terrible now about myself for the whole day. Yes,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Lord of the Rings franchise, Elijah Wood play the main
character fro Do.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Dang It.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Capital City of China would be Beijing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Tell me that Beijing.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Taylor Swift's favorite number you hear it all the time
is the number thirteen. And Brooke, you didn't get to
this question. Palmadoro is the Italian word for what food.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I would like to eat it? What do I want
to eat? I want to eat tomato, a toma.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
So Mary, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat
Brooke today, but just for playing, we are going to
give you a pair of tickets to see Shadow Force
in theater starring Kerrie Washington and Omar Sai, along with
a promotional prize pack from Lion's Gate Pictures.
Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
Nice. Thank you, Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Are you doing okay? I'm just checking in on you.
Chine isn't bad.
Speaker 10 (01:03:49):
I still consider myself undefeated because you technically didn't beat.
Speaker 11 (01:03:52):
Me because we tied.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Come back again, get back on that win column. Okay,
all right, all right, We're gonna do winn Brooks Bucks
same time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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