FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Big Dumper Tribute, Caught by Venmo Date + Stupid Science Awards (9/26/25)

FULL SHOW: Friday, September 26th, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the Full Hour. It's Brick and Jeffrey
in the morning. And if you are a listener somewhere
else in.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The world that is not Seattle, pulling the curtain back.
We live in Seattle.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, in my home.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Don't laugh at that.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And I'm in Pike Place right where the fish are.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I sleep there.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This city has been electric because of baseball.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
So if you are a Mariners fan, you are going
to love Jeffrey's song of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
And if you're not, maybe he's going to turn you
into one.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And for everyone else, we do have your brand new
second date coming up. We got a great phone tap.
We got lots of fun in this hour. But first
comments election, Yes.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
You know, because today's Jeff's song Day, I'm going to
fire off a few comments about Jeff's We've got quite
a lot about him. We got wise I who said
day two of asking for the debo show. Oh, and
the parody duet of Sulu and Young Jeffrey, or as
I would call them Suffrey.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Still working on the name a little.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think he would be a perfect name for them together.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
Jewish Julu is like perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
There was so much suffering when Jeff talks about his mother.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
And then we got so.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
We did a YouTube live the other day for anybody
who missed it, We're going to do another live next week.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'll be on a different pot.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I lived on TikTok or Instagram follow them all, Afrik
and Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
But Moonster saw it and said, I just watched the
live and I can't help but notice how less chatty
Jeffrey is.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
He's a little different, that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
I mean, that's all it is.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Would we make fun of him for being bad at
small talk?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's flying?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 9 (01:38):
If you don't watch these videos and follow our socials,
you wouldn't know Jeff at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
He's not going to come up and talk to you
or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Oh okay, last one, Kenneth said, day two of asking
Jeff to be my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Usually gets asked to be a daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
A different one. All right, we got the full show
starting right now.

Speaker 10 (02:00):
We hear about the death of stores all the time,
Bed Bath and Beyond's forty third bankruptcy.

Speaker 11 (02:07):
Yes, we all know you're out of money.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Four Really, you know what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't understand bankruptcy. How can it happen so many times?

Speaker 10 (02:15):
I we we talk about that a lot. What about
the rebirth of a store?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, like a reboot type of.

Speaker 11 (02:22):
Sich It's Brook and Jeffery in the morning.

Speaker 10 (02:23):
Because back in twenty seventeen, Toys are Us officially filed
for bankruptcy and then the whole company basically got liquidated
and sold in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 11 (02:32):
Yeah, but what's happened since then?

Speaker 10 (02:35):
An absolute miracle because a brand new Toys are Us
opened at the Mall of America in Minnesota one.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Like a brand new.

Speaker 11 (02:47):
Brand new, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Back then.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
A second flagship store opened last weekend in Chicago, spreading.

Speaker 11 (02:56):
But that's not all.

Speaker 10 (02:58):
New stores are also coming to California, Colorado, Maryland, Nebraska, Iowa.
Jeffrey the Giraffe has risen again.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
He's a zombie now, right, Isn't that how it works?

Speaker 11 (03:13):
Give him a hug and find out.

Speaker 10 (03:15):
By the end of next year they will have doubled
the amount of stores they had before they went under.

Speaker 11 (03:23):
Yes, it's incredible, it's happening.

Speaker 10 (03:26):
Meanwhile, in other news, Party City is liquidating all of
their stores. Joanne Fabrics will be closing every single one
of their locations, and Petco is shutting down operations in
dozens of cities.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, Peco by our station just shut down. I didn't
even know there was one there.

Speaker 11 (03:44):
And say that news was such like a smile.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well means that in five years they're all going to
be back. Sure, true, you know you gotta take.

Speaker 11 (03:52):
The bad with the good in this.

Speaker 10 (03:54):
And speaking of let's go to the guy who I
nicknamed party City because of what he did last Friday
night and we all witnessed it. Our digital producer Jakypc.
Let's do the shockcolic question of the day.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
Did you know the iconic Hollywood sign in California didn't
always just say Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I actually did know this.

Speaker 11 (04:13):
But I'm smarter than most people.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
You are.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Well, actually, back in the nineteen thirties and forties, I
used to say Hollywood Land. Yeah, like an ad for
a gated community or a cheesy West Coast amusement park.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
It is an ad to sell real estate.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
But on this day, back in nineteen forty nine, they
officially dropped the land, transforming it into the iconic Hollywood
sign we all know and love. Yeah, but it got
us thinking a lot of famous places used to have
totally different names before they were rebranded. In what we
would recognize now and today, you'll be quizzed on him
during a special landed and rebranded edition of plenty of twenty. Okay,

(04:52):
you guys, say number one through twenty. I'll tell you
the original name of a famous location. It could be
a city, a country, a popular attraction, all places you
would definitely know about. You just have to give you
the new name of what it's called today. Okay, we'll
start with the woman who was originally named Gladys at birth,
but they changed it to a name with more wisdom, Alexis,

(05:16):
so to say something, yeah, very wise seven Alexis. Back
in the nineteen forties, this Asian country was known as Siam.
What's its name today? And here's a hint. It's not Norway.

Speaker 11 (05:31):
That it's good.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Anything could be a hit.

Speaker 11 (05:34):
One out of eighty two countries off the list.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I knew you were going to go Norway.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Yeah, there's Norway.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
It's to Norway supposed to be a hit.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Like, is it similar to what it is? No, it's
just really random. It got changed after war.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
This is not a history.

Speaker 11 (05:52):
Two of the letters are the same and stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Maybe it's a true question.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
When jake'son, don't guess Norway, he means it's Norway.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
She knows me very well. Alexis said Norway incorrect in
nineteen thirty nine, a change to emphasize national identity and independence.
That's the country we call Thailand today.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, I wasn't. Actually I was wrong.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
I thought I was like the A and the I. Yeh,
Lexus is out. Brook. It's your turn.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Let's go number four four Brook.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
You're a worldly woman, so you should know this. Back
in sixteen sixty four, the locals in the city called
it New Amsterdam. What's it called today?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, I actually know this. Thanks to it, they might
be giant. Song called is Tample was Constantinople.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh that's gonna start.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
That's for later.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
York was once New Amsterdam. Yeah, why they changed it?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I can't say.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
People just liked it better that way.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
So you're answering New York City absolute. The English took
control from the Dutch and the under the Duke of York. Yeah,
Jose seven and four have been chosen three number three Jose.
Back in nineteen thirty five, this country was known as Persia.
It was renamed reflect the country's native name in Farsi.

(07:19):
What is it today?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh my god?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
I just was talking about this because of the video
game Prince of Persia.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Would you like a hint, Jose, Yes, it's not one
of the answers we've had already.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Isn't it funny that I bet at the time people
were so upset about this change and names, and now
you don't even.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Know it's so it's like Iran or it's like a
big Middle Eastern country.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Just a trivia question we did last week on our show.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I feel like it is.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We just did it.

Speaker 9 (07:50):
That's what I'm saying in trivia, and I swear I
came up with it. I'm gonna go with is it
Iran Iraq? I'm gonna say it may not even be
one of the two.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Jose says Iran. Then I don't know how I have
dug really deep. Yeah, I don't remember tough listen watching
it dig for that, But you got there, Jeffrey, three, four,

(08:21):
and seven have been chosen. Pick a double digit number
for me.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
No, two?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Okay, that is your right, and I respect you, writes
Jeffrey before nineteen eighty, this country was called Rhodesia. It's
located in southern Africa. Please name it for me.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't know about this one at all.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
I don't know about a country, but I have definitely
web mded Rhodesia before.

Speaker 11 (08:43):
For myself.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
It sounds like a rat.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
Severe Rhodesia got riddled with the road.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I think it sounds like a nice flower bush.

Speaker 11 (08:54):
Things do start flowering, that's for sure. Uh.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
You said South Africa, and I know South Africa is
a country, So maybe Jake is doing his little trickeration
thing again and he doesn't want me to say South
Africa is the new name of Rhodesia.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
I love it, Jeffrey says South Africa.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
It's Zimbabwe changed in nineteen eighty after independence from those
pesky British colonials. We're going second to a tiebreaker between
Brook and Jose. The first person to tell me what
European city this is called today, winds Are you ready?
Back in nineteen thirty it was called Constantinople is Simbolo.

(09:39):
I'm gonna give that to Brook by.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The Stars song.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Yeah, it was the whole story. It kind of screwed me.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
There to that song. It's a great song.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Definitely, you should listen to the phone tap that's coming
up next. But Brook has one.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
Today's plenty of so Brooks, you.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Get to choose to get shot. They're going to be
singing higher by Creed, gonna be.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh my goodness. I picked a Lexus I guess yesterday.
So this time in picose, I don't like.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Getting shocked, but I will kill this song.

Speaker 9 (10:08):
Turn you you killed it killed your broke.

Speaker 11 (10:16):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
And here's where we're at right now in the Battle
of Man versus Machine. There's an AI artist named Zania
Monet Zania with.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
An x okay, a real person, it's just AI.

Speaker 10 (10:42):
Zannia came out with a new track called how Was
I Supposed To Know? It's got five million streams across
YouTube and Spotify. And remember this is an AI, not
a real person singing well.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I mean, so is K pop demon Hunters. I mean
the not AI. But they're not real people, and I
really like countries.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
They are they are real people singing. This is not
a real person singing, so listen, because.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Daddy never gave me one on one soles for the real.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
One when me okay, let's all put our clothes back on.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
That was a little intense.

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Anyways, Zanny is in the news right now because she
just signed a three million dollar record deal get with
hands with her digital hands, and a real life woman
does own her, so she will get all of Zannia's money,
which is kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Is it the real life? I don't get it. How
do you own AI?

Speaker 11 (11:49):
Well, you're too old understatements.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
But it's interesting because there's already a few lawsuits from
record labels claiming Zannia was trained using copyrighted songs which
she ripped off of YouTube.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
Actually has a point there, like she's pulling Taylor Swift's
note from here and maybe.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Like Mariah Carrion that.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I heard Tony Braxton as well.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
Luckily, humans don't borrow music from each other.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
They steal voices. I mean, it's different to be inspired
or come on, jack.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
Some people do think she sounds similar to Beyonce, if
not better than beyond.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Get out of this room, not even in the same sentence.

Speaker 11 (12:34):
Don't put it on me.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
Some people are saying that kind of sounds like it,
but this is where we are in the music industry
right now. You're attacking me for what Zannia is putting
out online.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
But I don't attack somebody, and Zannia doesn't have any feelings.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Does affect?

Speaker 10 (12:51):
I know there's a lot of fear and nervousness in
the room right now, but our audience should feel comfortable
knowing that with us, you're getting the real thing. A
hundred sent authentic Jeffrey raw Brook Brook say something only
a human would say.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
This is exhausting.

Speaker 10 (13:09):
Wow, humanity is still alive. Laser Stories coming up next.
It's the radio segment that's finally making breakfast practical again
with the new Wi Fi toaster router. Now your toaster
is a hotspot in more ways than one. June Scroll

(13:33):
as you heat your role with Laser.

Speaker 11 (13:36):
Stories, the segment where we read weird.

Speaker 10 (13:38):
News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser.

Speaker 11 (13:42):
Those other Bagel bros Just don't.

Speaker 10 (13:44):
This first laser story is out of Sweetwater, Texas. The
other day, a door dash driver named Neil Cooper made
a very strange delivery to a local motel. The complete
list of items hasn't been released, but word has it
the delivery include did trash bags, zip ties, bleach hatshit,

(14:05):
and a unicorn pool floating?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is that just that's just because when you murder, you
want to do it for fun?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (14:13):
Well, was the unicorn pool float added as a distraction
for the other kidnapping slash murdery tools? Not really sure,
but that didn't work on Neil See because he saw
that and immediately called the cops.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good, what are people doing? Crime? So lazy? Okay, like
they can't go out and get.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Their own supplies anymore, They're just gonna like door dash them.

Speaker 10 (14:35):
Isn't it possible, though, that some kids just wanted to
play like a really realistic game of.

Speaker 11 (14:40):
Cops and robbers? Yeah, at a motel? Yeah, make it
super real.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 10 (14:45):
Well, when officers showed up at the motel, the man
behind the door refused to leave, and he warned police
that he was armed with floating.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, there's all the validation you need that you judge
the list.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Actually, well, that didn't stop cops from forcing their way in,
and they found a hostage inside.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Saved this person's life.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
Luckily for all, the criminal was apprehended and the hostage
was rescued, but after running a background check, deputies found
the hostage also had an outstanding warrant.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I mean, so they held hostage. It's like at that point.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
The cops don't feel that way.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
They put them both in the back of the patrol
car and took them both to jail. Afterwards, a lot
of people praised the door jass driver for acting fast
after seeing all the red flags.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
Others weren't really sure.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
One person commented saying, quote, I'm glad it worked out
for the best this time, but do you really want
your DoorDash driver deciding that your order sounds suspicious and
calling the cops on you. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, your ordering duct taped zip ties and a shovel.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Yes, I order like a bunch of snacks are gonna
be like this guy's depressed.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, and all this good stuff, But you would like
a hug from that person.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
It went on to say, I want to tell that
driver you don't get paid to think you get paid
to deliver stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
Okay, but he saved the day.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
Let's go to your next lazer story. Out of Australia.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
The Craigsley Community Kindergarten in Brisbane just sent out an
email to the families of kids who attend, saying they
could have the pleasure of taking home a curated portfolio
of their child's art work, all for the lolow price
of only one thousand.

Speaker 11 (16:37):
Four hundred dollars. Wait a minute, Wait, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I charge them for their own kids.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Their own kids.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
It included all the scribbles, definitely some very baroque finger paintings,
even a couple pictures of the kids making the art. Shockingly,
the parents did not think that was a reasonable request.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Sorry, if there's kids listening away, your art is meaningless
and useless. Just so much of your developed to hear
this more quantity over quality again.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
And when the daycare explained that this was all part
of a fundraiser to help pay the school's bills, the
parents became even more enraged since it was a community
childcare center funded by the government.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
Okay, and that's when one unknown mom.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
Took matters into her own hands and broke into the
center at midnight, stealing all of the children's works of art.
I think well after cooler heads prevailed the works were
recovered and are being returned to their rightful owners.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's good.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
The daycarea giving.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
It back to the daycare.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
I'm just kidding. The police gave the drawings of stick
figures and finger paintings straight to the parents free of charge.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Refrigerators rejoice everywhere.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
Noword on if the daycare will be sent out bills
asking for a reimbursement.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
Yeah right, but honestly, wouldn't put it past the next day.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
It's just ransom, all right, ten bucks or we're not
giving your kids back?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Then they double think that one actually don't want any more.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
This next laser story is out of generation means. A
writer for a popular publication ask people of all ages
for their best advice on flirting, and she boiled their
comments down to one line for each generation.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Interesting.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
So the boomer's advice for how to flirt is be
yourself and be respectful.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I agree, because old men are always really respectful.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Yeah, you should smile more.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
I would respect you if you did, or as yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
It's so good what I'm complimenting you, or.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
As one old guy put it, they'll eventually get to
meet the real you, So why not now, that's the
thing they better know now than later. Generation x's advice
was be funny, interesting, and interestead Actually yeah, In other words,

(19:14):
don't be too stiff, don't be boring, and also listen
to what they.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
Have to say.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Yeah, yes, perfect what they have to say.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
Totally.

Speaker 10 (19:23):
As for millennials, they suggest to flirt well by being
friendly and witty.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, sarcasm, sarcasm goes away is.

Speaker 11 (19:34):
The Yeah, kind of similar advice. Being funny or quick
witted should definitely help you. And just don't be a
huge jerk. Okay, so that's kind of the millennial advice.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
And then finally, what does gen Z say about being
a good flirt? Be complimentary, cheeky, and authentic.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Everyone like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Genuine, be yourself? Do you be funny, entertaining.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
It's a lot of things to be and I feel
like a lot of pressure.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Just be alive.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Yeah, I make eye contacts. That's basically all I gotta do.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
All the people involved in the survey added that they
didn't want their boundaries crossed either, of course, but they
did want to laugh and have fun with the flirtee.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Okay, so dark humor baby.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Or something shocking.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's a line that some people can't understand.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
Yeah, you know, well, it's kind of like this guy.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
He has no boundaries at the moment, so you can
go ahead have as much fun as you want, and
he's going to be into it.

Speaker 11 (20:37):
That how means.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.
We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brook.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
It's crazy to think how scientists have completely changed the
way we live. I mean, honestly, thanks to them, we
have electricity to power our homes. We have anesthesia so
we don't feel our DIY kidney transplants at home. We
have the internet so we could see what our favorite
celebrities look like shirtless without having to actually stalk them

(21:10):
at their mansions anymore.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Okay, it's nice to have both references.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
But thank you science, and for all the huge breakthroughs
that we've seen over the years, there's been equal, if
not more fails and question marks.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I mean, that's what science is about.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Jeff Trial and Air and we know that thanks to
the ig Nobel Prizes. The award show celebrating the dumbest
research projects from the past year, and this year's winners
were just announced. You're gonna hear the low lights of
science right after this. Ah, Sir Isaac Newton, the guy
who discovered gravity by having an apple fall on his head.

(21:50):
True genius, but a total drag to talk to a
house parties.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
Oh look what I invented?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Oo?

Speaker 11 (21:59):
Split my drink again? Gravity?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Watch me drop this item?

Speaker 11 (22:05):
Yeah, I discovered that.

Speaker 10 (22:08):
By the way, Hi, nice to meet you. Name's Isaac,
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
Just because you're a scientist doesn't mean you need to
spend your entire life researching boring stuff.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
Oh you shouldn't.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
That's why every year we recognize the ig Nobel Prize for.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
The ig Nobel Prize. I don't know, I'm not smart enough. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
It basically recognizes the researchers who were brave enough to
tackle the dumbest questions imaginable. Yes, like in previous years
scientists would ask do people eat more spaghetti when using
tiny forks or when using tiny spoons? We need to
know and spend a lot of money doing it, and

(22:54):
this year's winners were just as strange. We have the
brand new list, so let's go over it. This year's
Literature Prize was awarded to a man for his thirty
five years of work meticulously recording and analyzing the rate
one of his fingernails grew.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
What slow?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is he one of those people that have one weird
long fingernail? Y?

Speaker 10 (23:20):
Yes, ultimately he found fingernails grow Yeah kind of slow?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh yeah, we already he wouldn't have.

Speaker 11 (23:27):
Known that without thirty five years.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Of meticulous Year twenty he had an idea though he
was on this update may.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
Have had a weird breakthrough at that point.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Thank you to whoever that guy is for all of
his important contributions to our society. The Nutrition Prize, meanwhile,
was awarded to a team of researchers who determined rainbow
lizards from Madagascar prefer for cheese pizza to other varieties
of pizza. Y.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, I'm not even gonna say it, but.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I feel like pizza.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Rat should have gotten the upper hand in this one.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Before the lizards.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
Well, we already know about pizza rats and their pizza preferences.
Nobody's looked up rainbow lizards from Madagascar and what they
would order from docue.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Now did they eat the crust first?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Dude, do they like stuff cruss. I mean, I think
we need some follow up research here. How do they
feel about breadsticks?

Speaker 10 (24:21):
All right, if you want to fund two hundred thousand
dollars to the lizard researchers, you.

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Go for it.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
We're going over the ig Nobel Prize winners from this
year that celebrate the strangest, most bizarre actual studies in
the world of science.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Start so far, yeah, moving on to.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
The Pediatrics Prize that went to a team in Amsterdam
who looked into what a nursing infant experiences when their
mother eats garlic.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh wait good, I mean I was always curious what
my kids could taste.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, I don't know if it's.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
True or not, but I was told like spicy foods
could affect it and make them not like it, not.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Like spicy, or become more like like they can eat spice.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I have a higher toll What there wasn't that deep
of a discussion. I can't really remember.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
Brook was just looking down at her nursing children, being like,
I'm so jealous of you right now.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
You are so lucky. Right now.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I chugged so much.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Tabasco Prize for Biology went to a study that determined
cows who are painted with zebra like stripes okay, are
actually fifty percent less likely to be bitten by flies
than cows with spots.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh way, this one actually feels like it could be useful.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:35):
Yeah, that study cost one hundred and seventy five thousand
dollars to three and a half years and two metric
tons of paint.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, but you know.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
What, when I'm at camping now, if you catch me
looking like a zebra, you'll know why. Yeah yeah, I
mean if it works on cows, it works on me, right, Joe.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I would assume.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
Yeah, we're gonna have to do another study. How does
coming out today really learning a lot?

Speaker 10 (26:01):
The chemistry prize went to an experiment that analyzed whether
eating teflon would be an effective way to increase food
volume without adding extra calories.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Isn't that what they make Bullet.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Your pans to make them nonstick.

Speaker 10 (26:20):
Edible pans should be the next thing though, Still, yeah,
that's not good.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I thought it gave you cancer.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Well, the results were inconclusive, okaya of the cancer, and
the press was not allowed to speak directly to the
test subjects who participating.

Speaker 11 (26:35):
Hopefully they are still with us.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
They're like, hell, don't talk to them.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
Meanwhile, the Peace Prize was given to a study out
of Germany that found drinking alcohol sometimes improves a personability
to speak a foreign language.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
It definitely improves your confidence.

Speaker 11 (27:00):
Quick drunk, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I'm going to eat the geez beats out with four lizards.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, because Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking in English is definitely a foreignlaner.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Yeah, I didn't really get the correlation there.

Speaker 11 (27:15):
Oh, but you got the correlations with all the other stuff. Okay,
that might make sense.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
And finally, the Psychology Prize went to a team who
was paid close to half a million.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Dollars for this study.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
And they found a link between people who receive high
IQ scores and feelings of narcissism.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
They're smart.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Was it hard for them to do a study on themselves?

Speaker 10 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (27:41):
Must be.

Speaker 10 (27:41):
You know, it's too bad they spent all that money,
because I'm around Brook when she drinks, and I could
have told you that immediate.

Speaker 11 (27:47):
So those were the ig Nobel Prizes. Ig Nobel Prizes.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Wait did you just say I have a high IQ?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Is that what I get out of here?

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Whatever? It was prizes in sign from this year. Your
phone TAP's coming.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Doesn't it feel like any business that provides a service
always wants you to take their online customer satisfaction survey. Yes, yeah,
like where they hand you the receipt and then you
have to go to a website and rate your experience
and fill out a bunch of stuff to provide feedback.

Speaker 11 (28:19):
And it's just it's a lot of work. Well not today.

Speaker 10 (28:23):
We're making it much much easier by telling a woman
we have a different kind of customer satisfaction test that's
no hassle and guaranteed to make her extremely uncomfortable. You'll
hear your phone tap right now.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
An.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Hello, Hi is this Catherine? Yes, this is great. I'm
calling from j My name's Bella. Bella to Ball. You've
just sorted a sandwich to be delivered.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
I see, Oh yeah, I did, I did order it.
Is there a problem?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh no, I'm just calling to let you know we're
currently doing a new customer satisfaction program to assess our
food quality.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
I've always thought it was really good soon.

Speaker 12 (29:10):
I mean, that's why I keep ordering it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I appreciate you saying that, but we'll have Rafael find
out for sure. Oh, what do you mean?

Speaker 11 (29:21):
I don't know who Rafael is.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm sorry I should have explained.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
He's our delivery guy, and after he drops off your sandwich,
he's gonna sit and watch you eat.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
Oh that's not necessary.

Speaker 13 (29:32):
He can just drop it off then, and then I'll
tell you all afterward how it is.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, that doesn't really work.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I mean, the only true way that we'll be able
to know if the quality meets your expectations is if
Rafael can witness it.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
That's odd.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
I can know.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It might make you feel better to just meet him, Rafael,
give me a real quick what say hi to the
nice lady?

Speaker 10 (29:58):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Oh Hi, he's there.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, yeah, he's back from another delivery. So far, he's
watched three people eat their lunch today.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I heard you like sandwiches.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
I do like sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Can I just can I just talk to the lady please?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
She wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's okay, bye. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
So the way this is going to work is again,
he's just going to drop the sandwich and then come
on inside with you for a moment.

Speaker 11 (30:30):
No, this is too much.

Speaker 13 (30:32):
I'd like to opt out of the survey, watching or
whatever you're doing over there.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay, I don't I'm back Rabia, not yet.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I was in the bathroom by I wash my hands,
smell my fingers.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't want to do that again. Okay, I just
want you to say until her order is ready.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
I don't know if I even want the sandwich anymore.
This guy's gonna come over and watch me eat it.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I hear you.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I hear you, and it sounds like you might be
concerned that he's going to ask you questions while you're eating. No,
that's not my concern at all. Listen, if you don't
feel like talking, he'll do a number rating system, so
he'll ask, maybe how good is your sandwich?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And you just use a hand.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
The number three is my favorite.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
What.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
No, I don't want to use this finger system.

Speaker 11 (31:13):
I just want to eat my sandwich.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Would you rather nod your head as you're eating?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yes? Why?

Speaker 8 (31:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
If you nod three times, then I'll know it's good.
Maybe a thumb's up. Get him off the phone.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
I don't need to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Okay, it sounds like you're pretty upset.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm very up Yes.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
All you need to do is pull up another chair
to your desk.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You don't have one of those. Maybe you're more in
a cubicle, not in office.

Speaker 11 (31:38):
I don't know how to make this any clearer.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
Do not send someone to watch me eat?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, I'm hearing you, and I'm listening to you.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Are you really listening to me?

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
So what we'll do.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
What we'll do, because I am reasonable, is we'll have
Rafael turn his back towards you and.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Then just pick over his shoulder a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I'm watching you anymore.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Just like that, just to see how you're enjoying the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I don't want.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Him in the room.

Speaker 13 (32:04):
I don't want him picking over his shoulder.

Speaker 11 (32:06):
That's weird.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Okay, that's gross.

Speaker 11 (32:09):
I know he sounds gross too.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
We are about customer satisfaction here. We want you to
be happy. So what can we do?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Cancel it?

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Oh, I don't want my candor they love me out.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Don't bring the sandwich to Catherine, but you can bring
one to her coworker, Jasmine.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
I'm confused. Now, wait, ye will you show up?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Can you tell him that it's a prank phone call?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, the one that was set up by your coworker.
The first was a caller. And we're on Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
What this is all a break?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's a phone tap and you're on the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm actually brook In. That's jose Amrano.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Was gonna come and watch me eat my lunch.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
How else could we tell if you enjoyed it or not?

Speaker 9 (32:56):
It makes you feel more comfortable, you can watch me
eat my lunch.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
I love company. I asked work to watch me all
the time.

Speaker 11 (33:02):
She doesn't. I don't is I don't know?

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Oh you got me?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Good?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
You you all really got me.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Weeke up. Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
People tend to bond over a shared interest something you
both love for sure, like a certain type of cuisine
or a certain city you've both been to, or the
same brand of restraints. Oh you like the Dungeon Delights
three thousand and two have.

Speaker 11 (33:38):
So much in common.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
But for one of our listeners, it was a little
different because he bonded with his date over their shared
hatred of one specific thing.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Oh, that's also a bonding thing.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
Yeah, yeah, and it kept happening to them over and
over again.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
But now she's not calling back.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Hopefully she's not stuck in some dunge in delights three thousands,
so she can answer her phone and give us the
explanation for why in your brand new second date.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Update, Next second Date Update. I'm worried this call might
get messy.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I usually you are excited about that.

Speaker 10 (34:18):
Jeff, I know, but I'm a little scared because Alexis,
have you ever at any point dated or had a
crush on a guy named Jake?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
That's my brother's name, So absolutely she's to think about.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Her face looked like she smelled the worst part in
the world, just.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
That I can tell you broke your heart, didn't he
You're not even going to acknowledge that he exists. You
have to try to keep your jealousy bottled up because
a guy named Jake is on the phone with us
right now.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I love how despite your answer, you're still sticking with
how Jeff didn't know that was my brother's name.

Speaker 10 (34:56):
We all know her brother's names, Jeff, and that only
makes it more tempting to her. The forbidden fruit. Jacob,
say hi to Alexis.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Hey, what's up, brother?

Speaker 11 (35:08):
This is awkward your brother. He didn't sell you somehow.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Yeah, Jacob's very brave of you to come on the
show today. Thanks for being on. Tell us about the
woman who's not named Alexus that you want us to
call the.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
It's going to be said, Yeah, I want to call Kim.
I met her through mutual friends at a birthday roots
up party.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Was it like a setup between the mutual friends or
is it just you guys both happened to the same party.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
We just we have mutual friends. She just happened to
be there, and we really bonded over the fact that
the music was absolutely horrible.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, no, party to a party with bad music.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
When you have one.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
DJ friend, he's like, I'm going to take over.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Jealousy is coming out with that comment, so please try
and keep it under.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Control, like deep cuts with you ever heard that?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, so I take it you didn't dance together that night.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
No, I mean, it wasn't my kind of music, wasn't
her kind of music. But we really had a good
time talking about how terrible it was.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
You know, they say people just need a common enemy sometimes,
you know.

Speaker 10 (36:16):
So tell us, how did you and Kim come to
be well said yeah, like, was there a date?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
I mean yeah, we were talking and we were having
a really good time, and I just asked her.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
For a number.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
And we went to this cozy wine bar, like new
swanky thing.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And the nice saying about those places is they're like
quiet enough to also be able to talk.

Speaker 11 (36:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
We got talking and again the music was really bad,
so oh.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
A wine bar.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I wonder if you guys have bad.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Taste in music at this point, or is that just
all you guys have to talk about?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
No, no, no, no. We talked about our most embarrassing moment,
and she said that she won a game show and
as soon as the camera turned on, she completely froze up.
I was unable to do the show.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh did it make you on a Google or YouTube?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Exactly what game show?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I never hit the air?

Speaker 11 (37:16):
Yeah I don't.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
I don't think I made it to air.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Okay, okay, And did you share yours?

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
I told her about one time I went to a
party and had really bad music and then I met
a really cool girl.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah. Nice moment, most embarrassing moment. That's rude, though, I.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Was embarrassed for this guy.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
You're embarrassed for the DJ playing the bad music. That's
where you're embarrassed for.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Yeah, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Tell you I'd be disappointed in that answer.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I know you're trying to be funny, but it's like
she just shared something vulnerable and actually embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
You just did a cop out.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I mean it was a joke, you know, I was
you know, I mean I get it.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
Were you able to recover after that moment?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Yeah, I mean it felt like everything was all.

Speaker 11 (38:01):
Right, Okay, Well how did it end?

Speaker 6 (38:04):
We got the bill and then she insisted on going Dutch?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That's good though. Don't you like that?

Speaker 8 (38:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I mean I have no problem with it.

Speaker 10 (38:12):
How did she insist? Did you offer to pay? And
then she was like no, I insist?

Speaker 11 (38:16):
Or how did that?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Yeah, she like immediately asked for my venmo. Like I
don't know, maybe she's had like bad dates in the
past where a guy expected something.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I think that's like majority of dates. No, honestly, Yeah,
it's not just no expected something in return, like whether
it's a kiss or another date, or.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
It's like if you pay me, you don't feel pressure
to have to like do anything.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, but I would say, like the majority of men
come off that way.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Yeah, I mean, obviously I would like something to happen, but.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, you can pay, I can pay.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
It wasn't my intention correct correctly.

Speaker 11 (38:54):
Okay, So what's happened since then?

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, So we had a hug and a kiss on
the cheek and we went our separate ways, and I
texted her like a day or two after that, just
said hey, what's up? And she answers. But like I
can tell that like she's kind of just answering because
she feels obligated. I don't know, it doesn't feel like

(39:16):
really yeah, like she's really with it.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, and she's not trying to plan anything else.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Yeah, Like I've hinted at oh, like there's a game
coming on next week, you know. Yeah, yeah, like come
over to my house and like check out a game
or whatever, you know.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
And there's not going to be enough bad music at
those games soon a terrible venue because I'd be there
at my house.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
They should only go to open mics. Actually, I'll give.

Speaker 10 (39:44):
You something to bond about all over again and hate on.
So let's try and set that up for you. When
we come back, we're gonna call Kim and try and
get you a second date update with the worst music
ever right, oh.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
The song guys texted a request.

Speaker 10 (40:00):
Second date update, which when you think of star music,
maybe you picture a certain twelve year old Jewish boy
singing his original song reach for the Sky.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, to be quiet so I can hear you, you little.

Speaker 10 (40:16):
I'll tell you I'm encouraging people to touch a mood
a moonbeam, whatever the hell that means.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I like it.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
I can only imagine.

Speaker 10 (40:23):
This song was playing during Jake's first date with Kim,
where they bonded over their mutual hatred of the awful
playlist coming over the restaurant speakers.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
And I'm pretty sure I've been to at least two
birthday parties where I heard that banger.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Yea, yeah, you gotta put it on Spotify.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
It's spreading.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
There were highs and lows, for sure, but at the
very end of the night they both agreed to split
the bill.

Speaker 11 (40:46):
Jake ended up getting a kiss.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
But the problem is now Kim is acting a little distant,
even though she is answering texts.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
It just doesn't feel like her heart is in it.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I think it was a cheap kiss, I mean, just
important to Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Am I right?

Speaker 11 (41:00):
On that Jake point where on your body she kissed you, I.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Mean, yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (41:04):
It was on the cheek.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
I mean, you know, it's what I would expect.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
You know, but I think I kiss on the cheek
is cute because it's just like, oh, I just don't
want to kiss you yet, but like you're doing good,
you know, like.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
You don't gross me out.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, good job to night.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I don't want to touch your mouth, just.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Kiss all the cheek. Mouth smells.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Hopefully there are more kisses to come if we can
do our jobs right on us, not just cheek kisses.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
We'll find out.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I mean, if it starts to go south, we just
put your song on and she's back in the game.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
The kisses don't go too far. But let's just call her.
We'll see if she picks up, and we're gonna try
to do this.

Speaker 11 (41:42):
Here you ready, man, yeah, man, cool? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (41:57):
Hey is this Kim?

Speaker 10 (42:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:01):
Hey, uh Kim, Good morning. You don't have to be
afraid of us.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
We're just a harmless morning radio show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm jeff You may know me
from the hit song Reach for the Sky.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Which one the sky.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh my god, but you do know it?

Speaker 11 (42:20):
Wait? Do you please tell me you don't recognize that
I've heard your show before?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, oh no, no, no, it's thank you.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
Yes the answer lord. Okay, thank you for picking up
the phone.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Kim.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
If you're familiar with the show, then you might be
familiar with our second date update segment.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Unfortunately, Yeah, oh you are?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
You do know him? Okay, since you responded that way.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
Well, unfortunately or fortunately, you are part of one now,
so congratulations.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Welcome to the club.

Speaker 11 (42:55):
Yay for me. That's right, I'm going to take that.

Speaker 10 (42:58):
Sincerely, we will, and we're calling on behalf of a
guy that you went out with recently, a guy named Jake.

Speaker 11 (43:05):
Oh my gosh, what Jake?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah to us? Which is hard.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
You remember him?

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (43:15):
I remember Jake.

Speaker 10 (43:16):
He seems like a really nice guy, because you know,
we spoke to him.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
But we're wondering what you thought about the date.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
I mean, it was like one of the nicer dates
I've been on, what was in a while.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's not what I was expecting you to say.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Why are you disgusted by that?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
A guy who could take care of a girl.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
Why are you saying to take care of her. I
mean she ended up paying for half. Anyway, he chose a.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Nice restaurant, like, oh, he told you that, then.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
You guys went Dutch. At the end, he said, you
insisted bed knowing them.

Speaker 13 (43:50):
Yeah, I mean that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
What do you mean what the problem is that you
wanted to pay for yourself?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
And no, no, like not that part. Like that part's fine.

Speaker 13 (44:03):
I'm talking about like after the date, I then mooted
him for my drinks and like his vimo history popped up.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh yeah, And I love looking at people's veno.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah private, But I see people all the time when I'm.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Like, oh, what was on it? It was diabolical.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
I mean all of these these ladies, like Trish has
a kissy face next to it, and then Britney has
a dress emo g next to it, and then Lisa
has a gift box next to it.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like the listening, there's a.

Speaker 10 (44:40):
Prior transactions that Jake has done.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
What giving money?

Speaker 13 (44:45):
Yeah, these are prior transactions.

Speaker 11 (44:48):
He's sending these girls money.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I thought you found the only man that was finally
getting paid by ladies.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I see it's the opposite.

Speaker 11 (44:58):
He's giving out money yet right, he's not a jigglow.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
I think he's a sugar daddy and we're not exclusive.
We just you know, it was one day. I get it,
but I'm not into you know, like guys just dating
multiple people at the same time.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
A wait, hold on, are you upset that he's dating
other people? Are you upset that you think he's a
sugar daddy?

Speaker 13 (45:23):
Like, I don't know what it is, but in the
last month, it's just a ton of women.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
It's a ton of emojis, and to me, that.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Makes a ton of red flags, you know, But you're
also jumping to a lot of conclusions, like what if
he's in a fantastic book club with a bunch of ladies,
I mean businesses.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
They say to put random ones so that they can't tracks.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
Yeah, because the thing is, it sounds like you never
asked him about it, right.

Speaker 11 (45:48):
Kim, I mean I didn't have to, it's right there.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
Well, yeah, but it could be interesting to hear the
explanation behind those transactions. And this is the perfect time
to get that explanation, because Jake is actually on the
other line right now wanting to talk to you.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Jake, what type of book club are you in? I'm
not in any book club.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Okay, say you're sending you into small businesses.

Speaker 11 (46:12):
Come on, talk to Kim here, what's going on.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
I don't have to lie to anybody. It is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
I didn't think that she would go through my Venmo history.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
There.

Speaker 11 (46:23):
Wait, you say it is what it is?

Speaker 9 (46:24):
What?

Speaker 11 (46:24):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (46:27):
They lied.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
I see a lot of ladies and I pay.

Speaker 11 (46:30):
Huh what are you pay for?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, it's not dinner. If you're going there, use.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Your credit card, right, Sometimes I'll pay for the pre
dinner or whatever it cost, God.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Before dinner.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I can't believe you were right?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Yeah yeah wait wait wait, wait, listen. Have you've never said, oh,
it costs me x amount of money to get ready?

Speaker 11 (46:54):
I have to look good. I have to dress nice
for you.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
We've heard on our show before.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
I mean, if you're paying for like people, then you
can pay for how I prep for this date.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
Because I got new.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Foundation, I got.

Speaker 11 (47:12):
Way.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Ok.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
You want me to play for yourself?

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Now?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
I mean you really were very insistent on paying right well?

Speaker 13 (47:20):
I mean before no, you just seem like a sugar daddy.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
But I mean, if you're paying.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
For ghost things, then why not by foundation?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
My cmular ninety dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Are you just trying to get revenge for the Venmo?
I can't tell him.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Because, like, you paid for your drinks.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
You wanted to pay right, don't you like the independence
of paying for your own stuff and not feeling emboldened
to somebody?

Speaker 10 (47:44):
And Jake, by the way, I did have to get
ready before I did this segment.

Speaker 11 (47:50):
Yeah, well, you know.

Speaker 10 (47:52):
If you're if you're all about spreading joy or whatever
you said before, I could use a little bit of joy.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
The key word is ladies, laby Okay, I.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
Can use a lady emoji when I send you the
Venmo request if that makes you feel more comfortable.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I mean, you, guys, get in line.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I'm ahead of an Okay, my drink.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
You want your fifty bucks back? Or do you want
more than that to compensate for the other stuff?

Speaker 10 (48:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Like, how much did it really cost for you to
get all dressed up and pretty for it?

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Dollars?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Ninety dollars?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Ninety dollars. Let's just make it a nice, cool one hundred.

Speaker 11 (48:30):
For getting her more money.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
He's like buying your affection, Kim.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
It's not my affection.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
It's a lot of people's affection.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
I mean, like you said, he's enjoyed, he's doing it,
you might as well take advantage.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
So are you not interested in him romantically? This is
just a business.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Well let's find out, because Kim, we would like to
offer to send you and Jake on another day and
if you say yes, we will pay for it.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Do I get to be a sugar daddy?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Then you were.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
Against this the entire segment. You can't just change it.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
The last come into the role of power.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
You're behind me and Kim in the payment line. So
Kim first with you, what do you think about Jake
giving him another chance?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I'm gonna say yes in the Vemo payment.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
No on the second date?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
O God, Okay, okay, that's actually pretty smart business.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I mean, yeah, I didn't know I was dealing with
the business woman.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Are sounds like you met your match, Jake.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna send it. I said I would send it.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
God.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Wow, does that mean Jeffrey's getting paid to Yeah?

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Just costs forty bucks.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Yeah, we'll just we'll just keep it like that.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, he just said yes because you're cheap.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
Just made Alexis jealous again again. Rookie Jeffrey in the morning,
you guys. I have some disappointing news.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (49:51):
Management says, I can't accept payment from listeners just because
I got all dalled up for the second date?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Don't and I thought you looked so good.

Speaker 11 (50:00):
I really I thought so.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
But now apparently I have to return the money and
quote unquote show proof that I did.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Oh wow, and.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Those pretty boy pants you thought you were going to
get paid for?

Speaker 11 (50:13):
It was a rough day, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
How did this girl switch so fast? She just wanted
to get paid. She didn't want to get Yeah the
thing that rhymes of paid.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Yeah, oh yeah paid?

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yea sure.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
Yeah yeah. Well she's not alone.

Speaker 10 (50:28):
We're actually getting a lot of texts at seventy eighty
five ninety two from our listeners who want to get
in the line to get paid.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
If he's still offering, if he's.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Like, I'm handing up free money, like why not take
free money?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
But it's obviously not working for him. He's like coming
to us for help.

Speaker 11 (50:40):
But if it makes him happy whatever, exactly that's what
he said. He said, it is his way of spreading joy.
Let him spoil people.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Only with hot women, Yeah, but not maybe the people
that need it.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
But yeah, yeah again, let.

Speaker 11 (50:51):
Him spoil people.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Another way to spread joy is to share our podcast.
Oh yeah, so go tell a friend or force a
family member to listen.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
Spread some joy at Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Well, no surprise, Marvel Studios reached out to the show.
Rumor is they want to turn somebody here into their
newest superhero.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh do it?

Speaker 10 (51:19):
Well, I know you do, but I guess my parody
songs reach the corporate ears over at Disney.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, because there's so many singing superheroes out there, that's
the thing.

Speaker 11 (51:29):
They don't have that yet. They want to add a
super version of me to the Avengers, where I battle
evildoers with my super throat and vocal chords of justice.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Wow, you just want to wear the Spandex Let's be honest.

Speaker 11 (51:46):
Oh yeah, I already have the suit.

Speaker 10 (51:47):
I'm not exactly sure what superhero name they're gonna give me,
if it's Captain Karaoke or the falsetto Phantom, the Golden Throat,
whatever they call me. Yeah, I have got my Spandex
suit on and I'm warming up my super pipes, ready
to save the world.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
With my brand new song of the week. It's coming
up right after this. It is time for my song
of the week, spilt Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
And I am proud to stand here right now and
say I am a Seattle Mariners fan.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh my god, we're doing it.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
We didn't wear a gear.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
For the last few weeks.

Speaker 10 (52:30):
Just like thousands and thousands of us, I have watched
the games. I have jumped out of my chair, fist
pumped to the heavens, and wept directly into my pillow
every night because there's no denying it. This year, we
have a special team destined for greatness.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
We're going to do this. I am so excited.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
And leading the charge is Seattle's golden boy besides me,
the golden boy with the golden backside, the big dumper
himself cal Rally.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
We went to Wednesday night's game and my daughter relievied
and everybody's charged up and it's electric, and.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
She goes cute.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
He really does have a very large foe's alf.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
It is there and it's doing amazing things, helping him
tie Babe Ruth's record. One of the all time greats.
So listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. I was
one hundred percent gonna sing about vegetarians this week. I
spent all last night writing a song about it. I
came in early this morning to do the backup vocals

(53:36):
and everything for vegetarians. But the thing is, when magic
slaps you in the face, like it has to all
of us.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
You don't ignore that.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
You say thank you Magic.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
May I have another?

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Ah?

Speaker 11 (53:49):
It feels good, it really does.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I like it.

Speaker 10 (53:52):
And that's why, in a strange turn of events, today
I am celebrating baseball greatness by turning back the clock
to the nineteen.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Fifties, waiting about the present day.

Speaker 10 (54:05):
I'm using a song from way back then by legendary
music artist Little Richard. Okay, a little tune that he
saying called good Golly Miss Molly.

Speaker 11 (54:18):
I know it's old, so here's a little clip of it.

Speaker 10 (54:27):
See that Richard has the energy, He's got the excitement
that the entire city of Seattle is feeling.

Speaker 11 (54:34):
Right now, from our hearts down to our loins. I'm
feeling it.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
The whole Pacific Northwest is behind this team and this man,
and I am too, which is why instead of doing
good Golly Miss Molly, I'm doing Young Jeffries good golly
cal Rawley. Yeah, so this one goes out to the
big dumper in all of his dumping fans.

Speaker 11 (55:00):
Than a point when I'm ready, here we go.

Speaker 14 (55:03):
Points A good golly cow rally, he sure across the ball,

(55:26):
A good golly cow rale, slugging over that wall, whips
you run around the basis, rock sticks bout the ball.

Speaker 15 (55:38):
He needs swinging at a smiley knocking based on out
of side sixty homers on the season.

Speaker 11 (55:43):
What's he gonna do tonight?

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Your golly col Rabi snacking way to the ball? Home
runners a leader off with with friends on the car.
All the pictures are shaken as he stepped up to
the plate like Brady with the football, got the ass,
who's a play?

Speaker 11 (56:02):
Good gollic Calrodi got his.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Bob at the.

Speaker 11 (56:08):
Baby root has a walk again. He's old rag to
stop the fall hose can's frank, don't Brook get it.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Said?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Still don't do anything.

Speaker 15 (56:28):
Good job, A good golly cal ROLEI that don't break small,
A good golic calroll bedding, unlike Alexis is die job.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
His thoughts on atterroll.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Otover was his coach. O, yeah, it's in his DNA.
He will leave enough for Decker, but not in the
toilet way. Go Golic, col father, got fans do to.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Well.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
He bring that empty b.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Come and take it.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Couldn't come.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So good.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
They couldn't play this after game?

Speaker 11 (57:19):
Dude, what if?

Speaker 5 (57:21):
What if?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
I mean, we did the national anthem still, but.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Dad, you came out and say it not.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Really fan of the national anthem part, but everything else
you said. Yeah, And I know I probably shouldn't be
saying this on the radio right now, but in the
eloquent words of cal Rawleigh himself, why not just win
the whole?

Speaker 11 (57:43):
So that's your song?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Go Marrys, go cow.

Speaker 11 (57:47):
I cannot wait for the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Let's get it done.

Speaker 11 (57:50):
Yeah we my god, we text in seven eighty five nine.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
Who you can tell us what you're not about the
song of the week, about the whole? Baseballs and I'm
smacking papers all over the place.

Speaker 11 (58:02):
I am so excited.

Speaker 10 (58:03):
We'll post the video up on all of our socials
at Brook and Jeffrey, so you could check it out
and share it with a fellow Mariners or baseball.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Fans should share it with an Astros fan.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Oh, there you go, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, We've.

Speaker 10 (58:26):
Got Jess a returning player back. She's one in one
all time. And Jess works as a nurse at a
certain college campus that has just started back up recently. So, Jess,
how are things going on campus? You're treating lots of injuries,
prescribing lots of ointments to the students.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
That's probably the second one.

Speaker 11 (58:45):
What's the vibe.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh, it's definitely getting started.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
We've got the squirrel bytes coming in.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Oh, we've got the line bike scooter crashes coming in.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
It's all starting off.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Every time I see kids on those like twenty the
Young got helmets on, I'm like, you all are idiots, dude.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
One of those guys cut me off the other day.
I was in the middle of coroada limescooter I had
to break.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I was like, oh, dude, thinke. Nurse Jessica disagrees with
the IDIOTSY oh.

Speaker 11 (59:13):
Yeah, IDIOTSY Is that a word? Okay, I guess that's
a word.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
Now, Brook, take your Idiotossey out of the studio and
we're going to get to the game.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Here.

Speaker 10 (59:23):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass, but
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

Speaker 11 (59:29):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 11 (59:30):
Good luck.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
Your time starts now. Serena Williams celebrates a birthday today.
Is she older or younger than her sister Venus.

Speaker 11 (59:39):
Younger? What is the official language of Austria.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
German?

Speaker 10 (59:45):
With the total number of nineteen, which parties had more
presidents elected in American history? Republicans or Democrats? Republican? What's
the informal country folk term for a violin? It'll Dolly
Parton's Dollywood theme parks located in what states? Tennsy through

(01:00:06):
the accent jam for good measure too well, Don Brooks
can come back into the studio year. So Jess told
our producer before this that the favorite part of Fall
for her is the changing colors of the trees, which
now puts it in a one to one tie with
Autumn Drinks. We'll keep itally and tell you who wins

(01:00:27):
this Fall, Drinks or Trees, because that is why you
tune into this show for the hard hitting goals that
we do. Text in seventy five nine two are you
team Tree or team Drank?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
It's gonna be messy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Well, someone please text in. I don't know, because that's
the worst answer for Jeff in any poll you will.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
I'm decided he'll be immediately blocked if you text that.
Anything else you'd like to ask to Jess.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Brook No, I just hope you're having a good day today, Jess. Well,
thanks Sam too. Has there ever been anything great that
happened before this?

Speaker 11 (01:00:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
We're doing lots of vaccines here, so I'm just like
so happy to see all the kids coming back and
getting all vaccinated up. Oh, vaccines, I thought you said
obscenes And I'm like, what is sign?

Speaker 11 (01:01:10):
All right? Brooks? Your turn? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Yep?

Speaker 10 (01:01:12):
Your time starts now. Serena William celebrates a birthday today.
Is she older or younger than her sister Venus?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
She is younger.

Speaker 11 (01:01:19):
What is the official language of Austria?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Uh ooh, German?

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
With the total number of nineteen. Which party has had
more presidents elected in American history? Republicans or Democrats?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Republican?

Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
What is the informal country folk term for a violin fiddle?
Dolly Parton's Dollywood Theme park is located in what state Tennessee?

Speaker 11 (01:01:41):
How many degrees are in a half circle?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
One eighty?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Wow? Hey, i'mttorney one hundred and eighty degrees, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
You can't see She's spinning in her chair right now
to face away from everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
Good radio, Brooke, good job. Let's go to the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
That sys the ball, Jess.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
You got five correct.

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
Not one wrong. Today brought the heat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
You the very good, very smart Brook.

Speaker 11 (01:02:13):
Come on, got sid Jess. Even a perfect performance by
you was not enough to be Brook.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I was just a little too slow. I guess question.

Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
Let's go over the answers, even though you don't need them.
Serena Williams has a birthday today. She is younger than
her famous sister Venus. The official language of Austria is German.
With nineteen total presidents, the Republicans have elected more in
the history of America. The informal country folk term for
a violin is the fiddle. Dollywood Theme Park is located

(01:02:49):
in Tennessee. It's been there close to forty years now,
and in a half circle that would be one hundred
and eighty degrees.

Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
Oh Man man tight one today goes to Brook.

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
But we are going to give you a pair of
tickets to see comedian Ralph Barbosa perform on October twenty
fifth at the Muckel Shoot Casino.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
All right, cool, yeah, and any tips for seniors in
high school who are prepping for college next year.

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
Apply often apply early. That's good. And what do you
do about the squirrels, the squirrels that are attacking people.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Don't feed the squirrels.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
Actually, that is the PSA.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Don't feed the squirrels, trying to feed them, and then
they get bit interesting because our family's answer is a
bb gun.

Speaker 10 (01:03:32):
But yeah, okay, but Jess's message to the youth starve
the squirrels.

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
Yeah, all right, well done, Jessica enjoyed having you on.
Come back and play again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Soon.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time on

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Monday, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.