FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Big Pumpkin Parody, Rank Me Date + Scariest Haunted House EVER (10/17/25)

FULL SHOW: Friday, October 17th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brand new full hour for you right now. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning, and thanks for being part
of the podcast. And I gotta say iconic. Jeffrey's song
today is iconic. I think that is the perfect word
for it.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You're gonna good love it.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're getting you in the spooky spirit for sure, because
we're also talking about the scariest haunted house in the
entire country.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, which is nuts.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Unbelievable, Yeah, unbelievable. A new phone tap and lots of
fun ahead. But first comments, what do you see, alexis
I'm staying in the spooky spirit because Raphael said it's
funny how I feel the same about candy.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
But Brooke is able to make it weird. Love her?
Oh is it weird?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Okay, just because the amount you talk about the Halloween
candy and I just love it so much.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
See if I do.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I feel like this is the only month of
the year that I can voice it. Yeah, you know,
then it looks weird when I talk about it in April.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, you know that's.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
A good point. This is your moment to steal it,
buy it, eat it every day.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's right, all right, Candy lovers eat away as you
listen to your full hour that starts right now.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Good morning, bj Nations, Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
That should not be the name that.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
We go with. Explain, Yeah, what's wrong with it?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
You know, as a person who also has the initials
that I would just recommend it against.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Okay, we'll work shop the name. But we are Broken
Jeffrey in the Morning. And we appreciate you listening live
on radio to us right now. But you can also
hit up our podcast, Spotify, Apple, wherever you listen. And
it's it is interesting how people catch us on all
these different platforms.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's so cool we hear from people all over the world.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, and like our second date.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Updates on YouTube right now are absolutely fire. I was
looking at the view numbers for each YouTube video for
the past week fourteen thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen thousand day.
Never mind, those are Brooks weekly paycheck numbers.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Oh, it's still impressive.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Me daily in yours.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I don't know why it's not hourly. I've been working
on that forever.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
You deserve it.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Either way, we appreciate our YouTubers because we put all
our content up there. Are awkward Tuesday's phone tabs, close
your calls. Thank god there's no videos of us playing
pickleball on YouTube because we did that yesterday as a show.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But it was so fun.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
We'd have way more views if we put that. I.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, yeah, I'm ready to enjoy. I'm ready for us
to start a league.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Or how does that work if you played while you
held a beer? That needs to be footage y.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, Alexis and I lost while I was holding the beer.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
But I knew you.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wouldn't take that.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, it's so competitive, it's incredible.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
How would you describe your you know, let's call it
athletic prowess.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's a learning experience for me, slow and calculated.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Sure, you're athletic. Okay, it's fun hitting the balls over
the fence into the neighbor's yard.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
That was fun, was it.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
We're not playing to be good, we're playing for enjoyments.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Fun.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
Yeah, it's like the show.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
God, yeah, do it for fun.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm not trying to be you know, Pete Sampras over
here on the pickleball court.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Anyway, if people want to play us, you can text
into seven eighty five nine two, because we will take
on anybody as long as you're seventy five or older,
or suffer from some sort of visual or physical impairments,
then you're going down.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Son.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Maybe that's my problem, the visual part.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, just to name one.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
But let's move on.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
We're gonna get into the shock collar question of the
day and send it to the guy who blew out
both his knees and both his elbows playing pickleball AA
our digital producer.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Jay Worth it well, today is no ordinary day, my friends,
because it's the birthday of the man, the myth, the
boy with the throat as golden as his family trust funds.
Oh my god, I forgot our own Jeffrey Remington Octavious Doubo.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
It's my birthday, Every birthday, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Why didn't we start with that? H Happy birthday, jefs?

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Oh yeah, remember well, you've all had the pleasure of
working alongside him for years, hearing his words, feeling the
mist spraying from his mouth.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Inside thing.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
But you guys have no idea how I've got the
pleasure of being in him.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
But how well do you really know your marble chested colleague.
We'll find out during a special Jeffrey Uncovered edition uh.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Plenty of twenty did.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
I say Jeffrey uncut spoil my questions?

Speaker 9 (04:36):
Yeah? Both.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
On a second, I'm never going there again.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Here's how it works. You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll give you a trivia question about the birthday.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Boy.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
Just answer it correctly to stay in the game and
avoid getting shocked. We'll start with the woman who bought
jeff a birthday Starbucks but actually drinking herself.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's Alexis happened?

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Number nine?

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Alexis. What is Jeffrey's middle name? Is it David, Daniel
or Darwin Darwyn, d.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Jeffrey, David Debout, Jeffrey Daniel Debou If it's David, Sorry,
Daniel sounds better'n.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
You're going Daniel. Yeah, my parents took a huge compliment
to Daniel.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Sounds better.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
It does.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I was supposed to be named Daniel.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That was their first so much cooler.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, there was a baby born right before me in
the hospital and they were like, that's a Daniel.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Let's give that other kid some other name.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Baby, Brook, it's your turn. Nine is off the board.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, give me Jeffrey's favorite number, seventeen.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
The favorite number Brook. Jeffrey got his first celebrity crush
back in middle school. God, here are possible options for
who that was. Was it Betty White, Martha Stewart, Meryl
Streep York? No, Amanda Bynes would be Goldberg last name
or Hillary Duff.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
A type I will say, I know you have.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Some body issues. I'm going to take all the older
ladies off.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Before or is that what you want?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I think it's either Hillary Duff or it's Amanda Bynes.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Are you ruling out York?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I am I bet he was in love with Hillary Duff.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah we all were brown, Yeah, Brook says, Jeffrey's crush
in middle school was Hillary Duff.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
And yeah, you can't get enough of that wonderful Duff.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
She's still so gorgeous too.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
We're two, four to two, Jose, We're over to you.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Let's go number eight, Jose.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Jeffrey's very first family pet was a black labrador. Was
his name Chamberlain Reginald Margo with an ex Beaumont alistair
Percival what wit more?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh God, I'm not going to rear any of these
or Bosco. That is such a rich family above.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Only because I feel like there was one time jeff
and I had a talk and I heard him say
the name Bosco.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I feel like I've heard it too.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Give me Bosco Bosco. Yes, three for three for the
birthday boy, And that means we're going to a final
question as a consensus for the room.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
We're going to work together. So far, you all know
me so well.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
We don't have calculators to do numbers that high. So
for Brook, Jose and Alexis, here's your question. If Jeffrey
could have a walk on song to enter the studio,
would he pick here comes the hot stepper?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
He comes back answer, raining men, I'm too sexy?

Speaker 8 (07:54):
Or heard it through the grapevine?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
I'm too sexy.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
What's our other options?

Speaker 8 (08:01):
It's raining men? Or heard it through the grape.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Fun Oh, it's raining men. I think.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know what I think when you choose that
one for jeff I don't know. If he chooses maybe
since we choose it, we all.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Go with it.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
I still think it's too sexy.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, we can do too sexy manly, all right, right,
said Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
They say I'm too sexy for Jeffrey's walk on song?

Speaker 7 (08:22):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Flatter me.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
It's actually none of the above. It's the Jewish having
no Gila song, which means Jeffrey has won his own
birthday edition.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
O Jeffyl, So does that I get to choose to
get shocked. And I think all three of you should
serenade me at the same time, singing the birthday song
while lifting me up on a chair, have a Agila style.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Happy birthday too, dear Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Okay, Hillary duff would have saying it better. Just saying
that is your shot collar question of the day.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Happy Birthday to meet.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
If you're listening, text in wants to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
We're going to new phone tap right after this.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Who wants to put the wee in Halloween? Yeah, that's
with seventeen ease and no ages.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
By the way, we've had a whole controversy in my
stream about this.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
That's right, it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Because you
look around and haunted houses are in full effect. People
are decorating their lawns, We've got spooky corn mazes. All
of it's going on right now, and so are giant
pumpkin contests.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
So big you can't do anything with.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Them except Walliam.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna show you a picture here and it'll
be up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey
with the guy who grew it. Brandon Dawson is a
manufacturing engineer from Santa Rosa, California.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
He just took home top.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Prize in the fifty second annual Championship Pumpkin Way Off.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Yeah, here's the photo.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Of Brandon with his massive pumpkin, and he guesses for
how much this bad boy weighs.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I don't want to it for you.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I'm talking about the pumpkin hoose, not the guy.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You handed us a picture that shows the scale with
the winning Looking at the numbers on the skin, pounds,
let me guess two thousand, three and forty six pounds.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's exactly right, two thousand, three hundred and forty six pounds.
And it is sweet justice for Brandon because last year
his giant pumpkin was over two thousand, but came in
second place to a dude that was six pounds heavier.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
This is pumpkin revenge and his prize.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
They give them nine dollars per pound? Would Alexis do
the math?

Speaker 4 (11:05):
A lot of money?

Speaker 6 (11:06):
That's right?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, just over twenty one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I really want them to start hallowing these out and
just making him a jack O lantern.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
You could walk inside him.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, Brandon's secret on how he did it, how he
got the pumpkins so big. Brandon said, water, a little
bit of fertilizer. Yeah, and then he did a big
wink into the camera. It seems legit to me.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Love.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah, no pumpkin juicing going on in Santa Rosa, but
I probably wouldn't need it either, just to be saved.
But head over to our instagram if you want to
see the picture and more incredible content from US. Laser
Stories is coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's helping you get excited to brush your teeth

(11:55):
with taco sauce toothpaste in mild, spicy and atomic mouth Fiesta.
So set your gums on fire with laser Stories. This
segment breast the segment where we mean weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser. Those other dental diablos just don't.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
This first laser story is.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Out of California. You've probably heard about people being caught
using novelty license plates or ones that were altered or faked.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh okay, like after you steal a car.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Uh no, no, just like weird ones that aren't like
technically allowed to be used.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
This is new.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
The California Highway Patrol stopped a driver earlier this month
who had an elaborate hand.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Drawn plate.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
That's not a sketchy at all.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
They tried to make it look legit by mimicking the
actual California script font at the top, and it included
a representation of the registration sticker and the DMV's website
down at the.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
They didn't want to pay the fees for a real
license plate I see in somebody's cousins Like, man, I
can do it.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
According to the deputy, the weird thing was the plate
number and tags were totally legit.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Wait what it was actually their plate number and tax.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
The number was valid.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Oh so when they ran the plate it was legit.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah, but the driver said they lost their actual plate
and were just trying to stay compliant. It must have
like fallen it must have fallen off at some point
and they were like, oh, I don't want to get
a new one.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, good night, Hey, why did you only put one
screw in the license plate when you put it on?

Speaker 6 (13:38):
The officer said.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
The driver got points for creativity, but they still received
a fine of one hundred and ninety seven dollars, which
is more than five times the cost of getting a
new plate that they could have ordered through the DMV
for just twenty seven bucks.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I don't think they should have got a ticket. They
should have got eight forever morning man.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
This next lazer stories out of Courier's corner. Boom, Sorry,
I felt appropriate.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
It's well.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
If you order a pizza, are you ever worried about
missing the delivery because you fell asleep?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, dude, I've.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Done that once. I was drunk and I missed it.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
You never fall asleep, but I was hungry.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
No, I was ordered food and I woke up and
I'm like no, and it was at the door.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
If you said no, then you're probably not a college student,
because grubhub says seventy two percent of students have missed
a late night delivery order sometime in their college career.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, okay, the late night isn't because they fell asleep
because they're drunk, Like Jose.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Said, well, it could be that they knotted off studying
or were so drunk that they forgot that they even
ordered it. So because of that fact, grub Hub is
now coming out with something they call snooze insurance.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh my god, if you're.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
A little sleepy while you order, you just hit that
and then you don't have to pay for it.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
No, you basically sign up ahead of time, where if
you're a Grubhub Plus student member, they're offering a makeup
meal to replace the one.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
You slept through.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
In order to take advantage of it, you have to
apply for a code over the next few weeks, which
will provide fifteen dollars off any future do over meal
by Can I just say.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
That's kind of nice?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Maybe I could pretend to be asleep, take the pizza and.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Out.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Broad experts say it's basically just a marketing gimmick to
advertise their student membership accounts, which are free to join
if you're enrolled at participating schools. Still, many college kids
applaud the idea. One commented saying he passed out on
three separate occasions last month alone, only to wake up

(15:42):
and find his food was either cold or missing.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Oh man, that somebody else.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
To get I feel like three times means you're the problem.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah, he says.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's about time grubhub finally does something to fix this issue.
Blame it on Grubhub. This Next Day story is out
of the cider circle.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
If anyone wants to know the difference between the life
of influencers and the life of normal people, well here's
your case study. There's apparently a new trend of people
taking carved out many pumpkins to Starbucks and having the
baristas fill them with the drink.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
That they want.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Stop it.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
And the idea is because Starbucks normally lets people bring
their own mug and they'll fill that up.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
So why not celebrate.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Fall by using a hollowed out pumpkin as your mug, right,
so that you.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Can then take a picture of your pumpkin spice.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yeah, it tastes like pumpkin though, like and like.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
So some maurist does have heard of the trend and
they're willing to do it. Some are even enthusiastic about it,
but workers who've not heard of it are skeptical, and
they'll just give the customer an actual coffee cup so
that they can pour it into their pumpkin themselves. Yeah,
you suck.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Then they're wasting the cup though, I mean it.

Speaker 10 (16:58):
Can I bring a bread bull places, you know, like
maybe a gas station and fill it up with like
that fake cheese if they all like it's.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
A sad day when you walk into a gas station
with a bread bowl and be like, help me out.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, it sounds pretty good, though, has it is?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Look over there and runs the main Interestingly enough, the
majority of commenters are asking people to please not do
this because it slows the entire line of orders down.
In any event, if you want to try it, Alexis,
there's nothing wrong with asking nicely to see if they're
cool with doing it. There's probably very little taste difference. Also,

(17:40):
it's just something to do if you're willing to buy
a pumpkin to use for a cool little social media post.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Someone's gonna mess up and bring a full sized pumpkin
in instead of.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
This.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Next Laser stories out of Halloween Headquarters. Recently, a popular
sports betting site crunched the numbers to find the odds
of each type of candy landing in your kid's Halloween bucket.
Oh my gosh, and they did this by taking stats
from Instacart, door Dash, and other candy sellers. Here's what
they found. Brook's favorite, Reese's peanut buttercups. You got a

(18:11):
sixty seven percent chance of finding at least one in
your bag.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Yeah, I thought ninety nine percent.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
If your kid doesn't deliver at least one peanut butter
cup to your face, then they have officially failed Halloween.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Do you know what's amazing? My kids don't like them?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
No, I've never heard of anyone get them all.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
They're not your kids.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
They're biologically not your children. The second most popular is
peanut Eminem's at sixty five percent. Regular Eminems are next
at sixty two percent, kit Cats at sixty and then
Snickers at.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Fifty eight percent.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Snicker the top non chocolate candy with sour patch kids
fifty five percent chance of one of those ending up
in your kid's bag.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Nerd clusters are coming up.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
That's what all the kids was so good.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
And they also looked at three more things your kid
might not enjoy getting. There's a two percent chance they'll
get a toothbrush, a four percent chance they'll get a
box of raisins, and a twenty three percent chance of
finding some candy corn.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
People still give it out.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Do we got some Halloween fruit snacks this year to
hand out?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, my son picked about He's cool.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
Mom.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well, ast for this guy. He doesn't even know if
he'll get to trigger treat this year. He's still counting
his candy from twenty sixteen.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Oh wow, he's a little flow. But you know he'll
get around to it.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Now these Lazer stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again the same time.

Speaker 9 (19:41):
On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
When you think Halloween's scary, do you picture mummies and
witches and vampires with a little bit of fake blood
dripping down their lip?

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the vampire jo.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
That wasn't that scary?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I mean, I don't think you have any idea what
scary really is. Because there's a haunted house that's making
the news today and you're not gonna believe what they
have inside and what it takes physically in order to
go through. Oh my gosh, wow, Frankly, I don't know
how this is even legal.

Speaker 12 (20:23):
You mean, Frankenstein, But no, fran Oh god, I will say,
that's been going on for years, and the waitless to
get inside is insane.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Who we're going to tell you about the craziest haunted
experience in America coming.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Up right after this.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
For Halloween, that holiday means different things to different people.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, for sure, it's.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Like for the Brooks of the world, it's all about
the candy and wearing the most obscure costumes that nobody
really understands what you're trying to be.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
I've been doing it as a child, okay, third grade.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
When I went his baby Jane.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
No, no, okay.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I'm not I'm not going to ask you to explain
it because I'm sure we're not getting it. But I
do remember in twenty sixteen she wore a pig costume
with the Switzerland flag cape get it.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Cam and Swiss.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
You guys, classic Brook.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I didn't go.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
That's just what.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
But for others, it's an excuse to dress as sexy
as possible to work and be able to get away
with it.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Raised Okay, you guys are boring.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
For the rest, Halloween is an exercise in creating the worst,
most horrific scenes of blood and suffering. Straight out of
your scariest supernatural nightmare.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I was talking about, like lawn decurs right.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Now, because this is goes way beyond just blonde decor. Okay,
it's why one haunted house is in the news today
because it's been dubbed the most terrifying scary experience in
the country.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
So what makes it that?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Well, first of all, it's several giant warehouses, all connected
to each other. It's full of traps and trip wires
and multiple exits for you to run out screaming to
your mommy.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Okay, this is someone's house, you.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Said, warehousesses.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I didn't understand that.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Like a men's warehouse suits everywhere. Hilarious, But no, you
probably want to know, how is it any different than
just a normal haunted house?

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Sounds bigger, but it can't be that scary.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Right, And they have those ones already where people can
go touch you, you know, And like I.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Will say, this one has a forty page long waiver
that you have to sign. It basically says you give
them consent to do whatever to a lawyer that includes touching, hitting, beating,
minor stabbing, not major noa Okay, I'm kidding about the status. Honestly,

(23:17):
I wouldn't put it past them, because they do say
you might be exposed to physical and psychological torture, with
risks such as having your teeth extracted, being tattooed, or
your fingernails being removed.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
You fingernails, fingernails, trusting the employees that are doing this
to you.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
That's wrong with this country that people are so starved
for an adrenaline rush that they need to get their fingernails.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
That's the crazy that's true.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Even with all those warnings, people are still actually signing
up to do it. You're allowed to go in as
long as you present a doctor's note, a background check,
You have to pass a drug test, and comply with
the rules, which in no swearing. What yeah right, I
am swearing if someone's removing my fingernails. A curse word,

(24:08):
one curse word? Okay, it is your Jeff good golly,
jimminy Christmas, oh jeez.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Zoh wow, zombie punches you in the face, and yeah,
I'm supposed to hold your tongue.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Oh crime, aye, gosh, my fingernails.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
Now.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
The other really interesting part of this is, let's say
you book a time to go through it at like
nine o'clock at night. Okay, you have to arrive there
at around six thirty so that you can watch a
two hour documentary on the experience, just to prepare you
for what's about to happen.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Wow, and you're telling me people are volunteering to spend
their time this Actually see this.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
I would never obviously do this, but people that are
like real seekers, they almost want to be murdered.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
And this has been going on.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Just giving you the history of this, This has been
happening since nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
What we're just now hearing about it here? Yeah, any
because no one survived to tell the tale.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Actually, yeah, I'll get to at in a second. But
in the past, guests have stated that they were not
allowed to leave physically. What Since the mid nineties, the
house management has reluctantly implemented safe words, although some guests
say the people inside ignored them.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Oh legally on to have it.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
And did I tell you how long it.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Is to how long the haunted house experience is? Well,
the video leading up to it is two hours.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, and like a normal haunted house last about what
five to ten minutes, but this one eight to ten hours?
Inside hours?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well, you sign up for maybe being at tattoo. I
mean that's a few hours.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
So you enter a nine pm and you're not done until.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Six five am.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
If they let you out and you don't swear, you're like, sorry,
I didn't make it to work today.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I was at the Haunted House.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
They say, so far, no one has reached the very
end before.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
What.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay, that's the that's the key where even me inside went,
well maybe I can.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I'm so competitive.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Even Olympic sprinters have tried to just run through the
entire thing.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
Ton't make it?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
And is it possible? The reason is because some guests
have been waterboarded. What because yeah, that is true, that happened.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
No, that's illegal, but.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
You sign a waiver saying you can't ages Or is
it because they were forced to eat and drink unknown
substances and then we're bound and gagged and sometimes drugged substances.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Like I don't think, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
That's sounds a little fun to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I was gonna say it does sound like a fraternity hazing.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, and bring me back to the good old days.
But like I said, still, despite all this, people want
to try it. In fact, the wait list to get
in currently is at twenty seven thousand people.

Speaker 13 (26:47):
What is why I.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Never want to run into one of those twenty seven thousand.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I will say, they only take fifty participants a year.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
How much must this cost for them to like put
this all together and give out fifty tickets.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
And they're paying people eight hours a night. That's expended.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah. The guy who's putting it on his name is
Russ whose ex wife describes him as a quote dangerous
predator who enjoys torturing people. But it's his ex wife.
Any ex wife would say, now, we.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Really just read that like it's normal.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
So just keep that in mind before you go and
sign up and fill out your application for him.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I'm gonna say, hell no, Russ, Yeah okay, but maybe
maybe it's gotten better since the early nineties.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
I would assume that I don't believe it.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Did you care the quote from his ex wife that
you watch out for russes on the dating apps because
that means this man's single and out there.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Has he gone through therapy and grown?

Speaker 6 (27:42):
That's possible?

Speaker 7 (27:43):
Also know it's like a happy experience.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, So I.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Will say many people in line did witness a woman
being dragged screaming out of a van as part of
her experience.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Okay, but they didn't.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Get out of line.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
They stayed.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
She didn't swear, She didn't swear. And yeah, I don't
even want to say the name of this haunted experience.
It is in San Diego, though, and you can go
find the link to it up on our Insta stories
at Brook and Jeffrey right now if you want to
go check it out.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Everyone googling San Diego Haunted house right now.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's called Sick in San Diego.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
So that is the most terrifying haunted experience you could
find in America today.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I didn't even like discustin it.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Move on, we're going to do your phone tap right
after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
it's time for your prank phone call. And today we
reach out to a woman who's frustrated over her missing package.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
That does make you mad, I agree, anybody.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
I do have some good news for her though. The
package is near her place. It's very very near.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
The only thing holding her back from getting.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
It is two short words. You're gonna find out what
I'm talking about in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
Another.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Hello, Hi, this is Kirby Tumwater. I'm calling from Amazon
on is this Karen?

Speaker 11 (29:02):
Oh? Wow? Amazon? I never yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I'm sorry. We received a message through our chatbots saying
you were having an issue with one of your packages.

Speaker 11 (29:15):
Yeah, for my cat.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Right, I'm looking at your order right here. It says
that you purchased a five pound bag of kitty litter
along with the kitty toy. Is that the order that
you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (29:26):
Yeah, it was supposed to be delivered yesterday. I went
outside and it wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I see.

Speaker 14 (29:33):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 11 (29:34):
Wait sir, wait, let me let me just go out
and check it again.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Okay, okay, you can do that. Let me look some
stuff up on my end too.

Speaker 11 (29:42):
Okay, No, no, you're not seeing anything. Okay, no, no, okay.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Just looking this up for you, tay. Oh okay, hey, well,
good news. It says the package did it arrive?

Speaker 11 (30:02):
But I just told you I loved and it's not there.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Right, Yes, I think I see what's going on.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
The reason you're not seeing it is because it's through
our new drone delivery service.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
It is a drone, that's right. We delivered it via Robin.

Speaker 11 (30:17):
I don't know who Robin is no, sir, No, it's
I just maam.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
It's not who, it's what. Robin is our new drone
delivery system. It's state of the art.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
Okay, well, i don't care what state of the art is.
I'm telling you, sir, I didn't receive the toy for
my gube.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I hear you. The thing is, Robin is there actually
been waiting for you since yesterday?

Speaker 11 (30:39):
Oh where is the package up in the air?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Up in the air right now above your property?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
What?

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, he just needs you to come outside to formally
receive the package from him.

Speaker 11 (30:53):
Okay, how am I supposed to do that?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Real easy? So can you just walk outside for us
real quick?

Speaker 11 (30:59):
I's outside.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Well, I need you to go back again.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I'm sorry, man. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
Okay, I'm outside, and I'm telling you I don't see
anything well.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Right, because he's high up in the air, he's waiting
to hear from you. So just put your right hand
up in the air and loudly say hi, Robin.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
I'm not doing that. No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Well, then he.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Won't be able to locate you.

Speaker 11 (31:26):
Oh hi, Robin, I said it. I feel like an idiot.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
There's nothing there.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Okay, okay, Now I'm going to continue to troubleshoot this
with you. I should ask though, by the way, are
you wearing a helmet?

Speaker 11 (31:41):
Why would I need to even wear a helmet.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
It's just we did have an incident with a church
group in Virginia recently who was dive bombed by a
rogue drone delivering bibles.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Okay, okay, you know why.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
You're probably fine, I am.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
I want to speak to you Manica.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Absolutely, ma'am. I'll do that right away. We just have
to try one more thing.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Since the kitty litter was made in China, it could
be looking for a Chinese response, So just give me
a great big Kneehow.

Speaker 9 (32:13):
Me?

Speaker 11 (32:13):
How I did it?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Oh? You didn't say Robin.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
People are looking at me right now like.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I'm crazy, But you're not, ma'am. You're just waiting for
Robin to bring you your items.

Speaker 11 (32:26):
You can tell them that, kay, How Robin mee? How
Robin mee? How Robin?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (32:32):
Are you are you happy? I've made a fool of myself.
I still have no kitty litter, I still have no toy, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I am not happy, but I think maybe your husband
Bob is because I should probably tell you, Karen, you're
actually on the radio right now with a show called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is jeff
and your husband set you up for a phone tap. Sorry, yeah,

(33:06):
I ll him. He just wanted to mess with you.
He told us that your Amazon order didn't arrive on
the day it said it would, so you thought we
could mess with you. Worry what, Karen? I got to
thank you so much for being a good sport.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
Here?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Can I just get one more big knee? How before
we leave? What you forgot? Robin again? You forgot to say, Robin.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
Weeke up? Every morning was fum taps weekday morning on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
It's the classic phrase you always hear, Oh, I normally
never do this on a first date.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
This means that you always do it so good at it.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
They walk out of the exhibit at the Botanical Garden
because the nearby porta pott is broken. I swear this
never happens to me. By the way, can I borrow
a leaf real quick? In today's call, we had one
of those moments where somebody says, I normally never would
do this, but oh boy did they. You're gonna find

(34:22):
out what it was in your brand new second date update,
next second date update. When your date plans change at
the very last second, not by your choice, but because
of like an unforeseen obstacle with the venue, like the
baseball game got rained out.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
The KFC ran out of Chicken.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
That doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
What's your move?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Like?

Speaker 5 (34:47):
How do you respond? You could instantly give up right
there and say no, I'm not doing this. I'll FaceTime
you from my bubble bath. But I don't pivot on
the fly.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, be flexible, jebeous.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
That is the other option. Shake it up, do something new.
And apparently that's what one of our listeners, Sierra, had
to do recently on her date. And I'm curious what
that looked like. So Sierra, welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
You sounded like a go with a flow type of person.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Sound like kind of lady.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Sorry to hear that your date plans crash, But tell
us what happened.

Speaker 14 (35:26):
So I met this guy, Ashwyn on a dating app.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Oh, he sounds fancy and rich.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
His name is Ashwyn.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Don't how to spell that.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
Yes, not gonna lie. The name intrigued me. But what
I really liked the most was he was funny, which
is so important. But he was also playful, Like he
was kind of saucy, but not disrespectful, you know what
I mean a.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Little bit, but like totally joking.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yes, like talking to your grandpa, but sixty years ago
that everybody has a grumpy grandpa who likes to hooke
fun at them.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Right, Yes, it's like he's not an old man.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
His name is Ashwin. He sounds like.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Okay, you got us there, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
But the rest okay, Well, we all have different images
of what Ashwyn is.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
But what was the plan for the date?

Speaker 14 (36:19):
Well, you know, I'm happy to say that wasn't my
first impression. I liked him. I liked him enough to
uh say yes to a date with him, and I
think that he was kind of trying to impress me,
which obviously is fine with me. Like he had made
rooftop bar reservations at this like trendy place, always good.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Yeah, a rooftop bar. That's like not cool.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I don't know why, Like you put him in a basement.
Not awesome, but on a roof it means something.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yeah, okay, so you sound like you're excited to get
some rooftop drinks.

Speaker 14 (36:56):
Oh, I was so excited. I love this kind of thing.
And he seemed exactly like his profile. He was super cute,
super nice, funny everything that I was hoping. We go
up the elevator and the guy at the door said
he was so sorry, but the whole place was closed
for like some kind of a cryptocurrency event.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
God crypto thing.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Yeah, I know, people who could afford to rent out
an entire money.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I just picture a bunch of dudes with receding hairlines, Yeah,
telling each other the same thing pop vests.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, careful, you're turning a Lexus on too. Oh no,
but that's what a bummer. Your whole playing for the
night just got totally ruined.

Speaker 14 (37:44):
Yeah, I mean it was really disappointing, and I could
see the Ashman looked so disappointed, Like, you know, that.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Shows you he was excited for the day too.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
So what did you do?

Speaker 14 (37:54):
So I just said, screw it, let's take a walk.
I'm not wearing the greatest shoes for it, but I
just really wanted to spend time with him at that point.
So we walked down the street and we walked and
talked for a while, and we just kind of ended
up at this old like it was just like a diner,
like a normal you know. Okay, Okay, it wasn't like
a cute like, oh we're trying to be retro diner.

(38:14):
It looked like it had just been there for like
seventy years.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, the grease trap hasn't been kid in at least
two years.

Speaker 14 (38:23):
But that's what makes the fries taste so good.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, Okay, we're putting a lot of emphasis on like
the location of the day, But what about the bond,
the connection between you and ASHWND Did that change once
you ended up at the crappy diner?

Speaker 13 (38:37):
No?

Speaker 14 (38:37):
I mean it was honestly, it was kind of perfect.
Like we were sitting there eating cheese fries and drinking
milkshakes in our formal clothes and just talking, you know,
And probably because the plans had changed and we were
thrown in the situation, we ended up having just the greatest,
most real conversation.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's such a good sign for anyone. If you can
be any where was someone and still have a good time,
that means that you actually have a real connection.

Speaker 14 (39:04):
Yes, and after our plans felt through, you know, like
it just felt so good, It felt so comfortable talking
to him. We talked for hours.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Oh my gosh, how could he.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Not becoming Yeah, I mean, how did this night end?

Speaker 9 (39:17):
Well?

Speaker 14 (39:18):
Okay, so one thing led to another. He kissed me
good night, and he did, of course, end up at
his place.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Really post chili cheese fries, you guys went back to.

Speaker 14 (39:32):
Hey, I'm telling you I felt very comfortable with him
and I I didn't leave till the next morning, in fact,
which is unusual for me.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But what did he say?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Was he there when you woke up? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (39:44):
No, he was just his sweet, playful SELFI give me
a little kiss on the nose, which I thought was
adorable and.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, so it wasn't even awkward the next morning.

Speaker 14 (39:53):
Yeah, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
It makes me wonder if it was like one of
those typical guy things where it wasn't enough of a
challenge and it became came too easy, so the guy
gets bored.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
He doesn't sound like a guy that is like that, though, Jeff,
this sounds like they never.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
The Prince charter until they go.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
But it sounds like they were just vibing on a
deeper level than that. If he just wanted to get
in her pants and that's all he wanted, or he
was disappointed in that they could have gone anywhere and
just gone and drank and then gone back to her place.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
It sounds exactly like what they did.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh, they went to.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
A diner, they talked for hours, they walked the city
like that is a totally different thing.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Maybe he knew that crypto event was happening and this
was all set up as like a little ruse to
be like, look at me, Look how spontaneous I could be.
Let's go back to my class.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
You are so cynical against men right now.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
I'm just telling you this.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
I've heard guys do stuff like this and sometimes even worse.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I know, I still want to think for the best, Jeff,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
All right, Well, you can be naive if you want.
But let's call Ashwin and we'll see what he has
to say. With your second date update right after this
hold on second date update, Wow, another first date blown
up by a pod of crypto bros. Every single week

(41:10):
we deal with this because our listener Sierra was supposed
to meet a guy named Ashwin at a rooftop bar,
but of course, when they arrived, the entire venue had
been rented out by a bunch of crypto nerds heeking
over yield farms and stabilizing their coin pools whatever they
like to talk about.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Look at these candlesticks popping. I've done a little training.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
You don't even know what that means, but it disgusts me.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
No wonder, I don't enjoy any of it.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Here's the thing. Sierra and Ashwin didn't let that kill
their night. They actually swung it into a really fun
evening at a local diner, which eventually.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
Led into a sleepover.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Sounds it did until Ashwin is suddenly not calling her back.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Dude, he kissed her on the nose for goodness sake. Yeah,
like that's a I really like you move?

Speaker 14 (42:03):
Is there another way to read that?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
See? Yeah, it's so sweet. And you've reached out to him,
or you haven't. You're just waiting to hear from him.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
This was what was so weird.

Speaker 14 (42:13):
We texted a little bit after that. He just I
got the vibes that he was not interested.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Even through texts.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Yeah, yeah, I feel that energy ship for sure.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I hope it's one of those where he's just scared
of real love.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
It's not stupid, but sometimes, like you had said, I'll
do no challenge.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
Like if it's too easy and everything is great, Sometimes
people don't like.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
To be in that space.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
I don't know. We'll see which category ashwind falls into
if we're able to get him on the phone number
right now, perfect categories.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, we're praying for a Disney ending.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Getting her another nose kiss, jeff.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
What I promise?

Speaker 5 (42:54):
So here we go.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Hey is this Ashwin?

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Yes, hey man, thanks for answering. You're on a radio
show right now. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Ashwin. Hi, it sounds
like you might be busy or something right now.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Yeah, I hope you have a second to talk to
us because we're doing a segment called a second Date Update.

Speaker 13 (43:31):
I sure this is weird.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Okay, you give him a lot of credit. So the
reason that we're calling is because you went out on
a date recently with a listener to our show, a
woman named Sierra.

Speaker 13 (43:49):
Oh you mean.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
He lost a nice So here's the thing. Sierra.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
We talked to her and she told us about your
hang the.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Other night the diner sounded so cute.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
It sounded pretty good.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Despite all the obstacles that came up, you two were
able to have a really good thing. Would you agree
with that?

Speaker 13 (44:09):
I mean, we we did. It was probably one of
the most amazing states I've ever been on.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
What the heck brod, We're over here waiting to find
like this crazy reason.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yeah, that's so sweet.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Sorry to be so emotional about it, but it's just that,
you know, Sierra is really confused. It's just kind of
embarrassing for you or for Sierra.

Speaker 14 (44:33):
For me.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Well, I mean, if it's too much to share.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
You should do it anyway, because I don't want to
pressure anybody, you know, and Sierra really deserves to know,
wouldn't she say?

Speaker 13 (44:47):
Yeah, Yeah, I know she is. She's really awesome. This
is mostly mostly a me a meet thing.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Okay, Well, if you're willing to open up to us,
just even a little bit, and we could pass the
message to her, I think that go a long way.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
We have this amazing, amazing night. And she told me
that she doesn't do this a lot, where she goes
to a guy's place, and that she was curious where.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
She ranks where she was right, where she ranks like
compared to other people?

Speaker 13 (45:21):
Yeah, I was, I was very I was very thrown
off by that question.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Question a joke totally, it was.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
It was not a joke because I asked her to clarify.
I said, what do you mean? And she said, well,
I'm sure you've been with X amount of people.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
What kind of a rude assumption?

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Assumption person?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
But you know what, or it's a testament to your
experience that yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Could take it as a compliments.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
What did you mean? Did you actually rank her?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
God?

Speaker 13 (45:53):
No, Well I told her that I'm not sure how
to answer that good And eventually I said top three
for sure.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Oh that's cute's answer, Like, what only say top three?
That's great?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
And you don't want to say number one because then
you're too.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Eager and I don't believe it if you say number one.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
But then I told her, since I answered this for you,
you have to reciprocate.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 6 (46:23):
You at that she asked it to him?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Oh god, what did she say?

Speaker 13 (46:28):
She said, you're definitely in my top five?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Okay, not that a little bit lower than what you.

Speaker 13 (46:37):
Yeah, it gets worse. I asked her out of how many,
and she said maybe five.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh wow, so you're in the top one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Changed everything for you soon, because it just changed everything
for me.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
What did you assume?

Speaker 13 (46:57):
It just kind of felt it felt a little humiliating.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Did you tell did you laugh? Or did you say?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, that's rude.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
I didn't really know what to say because I already
felt so vulnerable. You know, we're in my bed, naked
and we've just been together.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, it's like getting a participation trophy.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Yeah. Well, you know, maybe maybe there was some sort
of miscommunication or she didn't say quite what she meant.
And I'll give her a chance to explain herself right here,
because I need to let you know. Sierra is on
the other line of this call listening, wanting to talk
to you.

Speaker 9 (47:33):
Oh god, oh god.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
She's the one that should be embarrassed.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
Hills five is like the number one ring, it's the best.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Oh yeah, you were going backwards.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
Yeah, She's like, I can't trying to save you.

Speaker 14 (47:53):
I feel so bad. First of all, Ashwin, I'm so
so sorry. I can't believe I made you feel that way,
and you've been feeling that way this whole time.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Does that feel good?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Ashway knowledge she did something wrong?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I mean you're still top.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Five, jeff.

Speaker 14 (48:20):
Okay, if I if I explain a little bit.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Yes, go into details about why.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Men that can take constructive.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Through he could do better. Let's work on one step
at a time.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
And for some reason I didn't do enough fourth place
stuff I am I am open to.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Do.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Not interrupt that statement, Jeffrey, not enough men make it.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
You should assume you didn't.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Okay, well, you know, actually maybe we shouldn't be asking
what he could change. Maybe it's better to ask you, Sierra,
why you said that to him?

Speaker 14 (49:01):
Yes, when I said, oh, you're definitely in the top
five of five, I was trying to be playful. I
was trying to make a joke. I was trying to
be kind of safer.

Speaker 13 (49:13):
Yes, I was kidding.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah, it was a joke.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Good after sound button or something we could have hit there.

Speaker 14 (49:25):
He's definitely top four for sure. Let's just put.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I think it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
It's better, Yes, but you have to do anything that
was great?

Speaker 13 (49:39):
Can we can we please stop talking about one number
I'm ranking.

Speaker 14 (49:45):
Yes, I'm so sorry. I'm just so embarrassed. I was
trying to make a joke. It didn't.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
You definitely have said your apology.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
I think gets the idea that you didn't mean it.
But we mean this when we say we'd like to
send you out on another date, the two of you, Ashwyn,
if you're willing to give her one more chance, we would.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Don't let your pride stand in the way of this one, Ashwin.

Speaker 13 (50:07):
Yeah no, her explanation definitely definitely makes me feel better
and embarrassed that I can't take jokes about best time.
Yeah no, I definitely would be interested in another date.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
All right, So congratulations. That means Sierra, you got what
you came for another date with as.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
Thank you so so, so so much.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Oh my god, I feel like we just had two
listeners who own their own mistakes, which is just.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Wild on this show. It never happens to.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Be really bad at the show.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Jeffrey in the morning, Can we all agree where do
I rank? Is a question that should not come up
until at least date number three?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Let them tell you just don't ever ever.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
You've ever had that conversation with your husband.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
God, no, why would you have that conversation you just
let someone tell you that was the best, that was great,
or you just don't bring it up conversation.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
It's a funny joke.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Was actually really good.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
I don't know if she really was joking, but it
was the right thing to say in that moment, in
order to say, well.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Finally, finally, the right thing to say exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
And I fully expect to hear from both of them
when we do.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
An updated I think they're.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
So yeah, we're hopefully by then he's climbed the rankings
into her top three.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
But what she hasn't added, like ten.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
More well learning we know what type of relationship they're
going to be.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Right, that's also true. I can't say we are open
to our listeners ranking us on our podcast. I hope
we're in the top five, top ten. We'll take top thirty.
Even as long as we're ahead of j LD than
we are a big win in our books.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
You just li and say we don't even have a
list Yeah, before.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Go and find us wherever you get your podcasts. We're
up Abroke and Jeffrey Brook.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Well, I've written another song of the week.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Hey, jeff.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
I feel the excitement in the room. It feels genuine.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
And he's actually excited for you.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Okay, well you know what that means.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
It's time for apologies.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
This is a list in non alphabetical order, to all
the people who, when they hear my song will probably
feel wronged or slighted by it in some sort of way.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Apology list.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Let's just go down real quick.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
All the professional musicians and lyricists, bass players and talent agents.
Of those bass players. I always get mad my employer
because I know I've embarrassed us again. Yeah, all my
previous employers for having any association to me.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
My mom, Brook's.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Mom, our program Director's mom.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Basically all the moms who are going to listen and
say what he.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Doesn't even sound like the real tea paint at all.
You're right, moms, and I am sorry.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, now my mom the tea paint expert. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Now that I've pre apologized to everyone, my brand new
song of the week is coming up right after this.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
It is time for my.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning
and in the iconic words of mister Charlie Brown, Oh
great pumpkin, where are you deserved a bigger laugh for Charlie.
But now is the time when people are flocking out
to the local pumpkin patches trying to hunt down the

(53:44):
perfect gord.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Right now, I'm.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
A tall and skinny lady.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Everyone's walking up and down the line saying like, oh,
you know, this one's too small, this one's too orange,
this one's not orange, and yeah, that's right yellow. This
one shaped like brooks head. Bingo, that's exactly what I wanted.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
It's big as a large head round.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Pop some glasses on it, call it a day.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
But it's really evolved over the years, where before, like
it was just a little patch of dirt with some
pumpkins on it, you went, grabbed a few and left.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I mean before you just went to the grocery store
parking lot.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
But now they've made it into this whole experience with
like corn mazes, a rides, and cinnamon doughnut shops and
farm animal kissing boots.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yes, and you gotta buy apple butter for some reason. Yeah,
you'll never use it, but you should buy it.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
It's five dollars to mouth kiss the goat the.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Farm animal kissing boots.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Oh, not the greatest of all times, you must not
have been listening.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
I was saying, that's okay, But for some families, you're
not going to get out of there for under one
hundred dollars anymore.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
It's just not gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
That's expensive. I've never been to one lot.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
It is very commercialized, but that doesn't mean it's any
less magical. Ah that once you get out there and
you experience the pure joy of trudging through a muddy
field on an ice cold day, pain quadruple the price
of grocery store pumpkins that they pulled from this exact
same field just a week ago.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Many for you.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Yeah, aren't you guys excited or what?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
That's why I had to sing about this time honored
tradition and instead of doing jay Z's Big pimpin, it's
young Jeffreys big pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, let's go, Jaz.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
All right, I'll point when I'm ready points, it's big pumpkin, babies,
big pumpkin. You know why call them?

Speaker 16 (55:53):
Cut them, break them open this scraped out all the
seeds and take him out the hood.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah it's going good.

Speaker 16 (55:58):
I'll bake them up any outside it's cold and freeze
in I'm talking about pumpkin season.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Bett.

Speaker 16 (56:04):
Get everybody out to the packhand pig, one that's decent
on the farm. Where to keep them slipping in the mud,
just like a pig would want to vet you with
a bottle butt more back then job of the hunt.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
For a cold like a turkey. So I need something
to warm me up. Yeah, they say a hot tider
by the fire.

Speaker 16 (56:19):
And they put it in the dicks because yummy, I
am hunting for a pumpkin one that is freaking stunning,
orange colored, rounded daddy, you're pumpkin sugar daddy. They't ward
be adjuzen because I love them. You're gonna take them
a home man. It's gonna pry him open, throw them
in my humband make pumpkin pop.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Yeah, back it all hot.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Hipped cream on top.

Speaker 16 (56:44):
Need something now, Yeah, we doing big pumpkins full of
seas check them out.

Speaker 11 (56:52):
Now, big popkins.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
And orange knbree.

Speaker 16 (56:55):
We doing big pumpkins, debrie hollo we and with them
no return in policy. Don't need a receipt, no, no,
no going hunting getting filled. Now, I got wet mud
and my n I can't eaves.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Throw in a fall chill with the moderate breeze. I
got more builders than the page like that.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Shutch e chee.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Just I'll be in the corner. They don't know where
to go. Got lost next to you with Scarey Crow.

Speaker 16 (57:20):
My direction fence is terra ba gonna find that track
to area Oozi trat to ride it off them. That's
because I call shot gun. Some kid want to fit
in the front. If I say kid, that's not my problem.
If a punkin in the much did it.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
I'm suck.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Just gotta wiggle it.

Speaker 16 (57:33):
Go to grab him up the stand man, jiggle it
second base with a little more vigorous go take us
look and the Punkins out in the field and they
lit to the flow. So man, these shades of orange skit.
It's like gone on Jersey Show.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Come in a Jack o' lance and it's so rabbit
you just can't handle.

Speaker 16 (57:47):
Put it on the porch outside and shots O'Brien oncus
my tee like candle know that these button when I
comes a new pumpkin was gone because singer RelA called
it just.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
The uber back home.

Speaker 16 (57:58):
Shout out to the patches with the auto attractions. And
I really hope that the cash in because of going
that fruit as Kirby, as a Kardashian. There ain't no
point in the wearing skins, fresh mat donut Cinnamon's walked.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Out that farm with the double kid.

Speaker 16 (58:10):
But I go back again because we be off Snoggain
wearing augh leeves, sand flannels shirt, dumping our new l beans.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
We loaded big pumpkins into my back seat.

Speaker 16 (58:22):
Couldn't make it to the farm, so we went down
the street and now we.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Beat country bumpkins in the city.

Speaker 16 (58:29):
Just buy it Star pumpkins after Grofu Floree rocking my
noraw face that they co ander g in the parking
lot patch where the fry used to be.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rock drop a pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
God, it makes you want to go this year. Last
year I did just take my kids to the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
God, it's magical, but not quite as magical.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
We still took one selfie.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
One selfie guys parking lot.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, we'll photoshop like a beautiful background behind us later.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Keep it real, Jeff, whatever you need to do to
get your pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
That was inspiration exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Everybody's hunt looks different depending on who you are and
where you are, but there's nothing that beats the magic
of grabbing that perfect pumpkin.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Yeah, you like the song, you have to cargo pumpkin.
Jeff's face is year.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
I appreciate that and text in seven eight five night too,
you could tell us what you thought about the song
of the week. We're going to post the video with
all the lyrics on all of our socials on our
YouTube on Instagram, TikTok all of it af broken JAF.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Fast raps because then you talk really fast afterwards.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Let's just get this over with a.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 15 (59:42):
Coming to you live from the Brook and Jeffrey Studios.
Seven of the ongoing trivia about between defending champion Brooke
Fox and her challenger Garritts.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
She's played them six times so far, they're locked out
and even three and three, making this one for all
the mar one game one moment. Who will rise to
the occasion.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Let's go win the whole day.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Brook, That was great, That was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I was excited.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
How do you do under presser's situations? Brook, better or worse?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I'm really good under pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
You have to be if you're a procrastinator, if you're
someone that procrastinates.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
In life, you have to be able to do it all,
last minute, all the same.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
You can how your laziness pays off? And Garrett, how
do you do under pressure situations? This is game seven
for you.

Speaker 13 (01:00:32):
I am the king of procrastination, so I guess that's
a good sign.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Oh wow, zero studying for this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Two procrastinators. Let's see how it goes. Brooks leaving the
studio and you got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out right if.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
You want to win.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Are you ready? Let's do it? Of course you are here,
We go. Your time starts now. Today is national past today.
What country is the largest producer of pasta in the world, Italy,
China or the US?

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Yes, China.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
The liquid part of your blood is called what goombas,
shy guys and chain jompers are all bad guys? From
what video game franchise Super Mario Brothers. The song we
Don't Talk About Bruno is from what Disney movie?

Speaker 14 (01:01:15):
In Kanto?

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
In Greek mythology, who was god of the underworld? What
Asian country was originally called Siam?

Speaker 13 (01:01:28):
Taiwan.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
I don't know that's wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Appreciate you tossing out an answer there. Garrett now Brooks
coming back into the studio, and it says on my
screener here, Garrett, I says, on my screener here, can't
talk the stretch, No, No, We're just gonna skip to
learning more about Garrett, who says he loves Halloween and
he has three kids who are going to be dressing
up for the holiday. What are your kids dressing as? Garrett?

(01:01:54):
I think Mario is actually going to be my youngest man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Jose's got some mushrooms that your kid can borrow.

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
Character that'll be a fun experience.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, he doesn't have to use them, but you know,
carry him around.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Are you do you dress up to Garrett?

Speaker 11 (01:02:12):
You know, I haven't in a long time.

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
Maybe I will this year.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
You got to be a good example of those teens.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yeah weird, you know. Yeah, you can be Yoshi, have
your have your little one ride you all like that?

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Are you Princess Peach dude? Have her come save you?

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
That'd be hilarious. Yeah, yeah, we got ideas for you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
And now It's Brooks turn. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Your time starts now. Today's National Pasta Day. What country
is the largest producer of pasta in the world, Italy,
China or the US?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Probably China.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
The liquid part of your blood is called.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
What heapen globe globein Gumba's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Shy guys and chain jumpers are all bad guys. From
what video game franchise Fortnite? The song we Don't talk
About Bruno is from what Disney food movie?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
The Family Madrigal? Oh, my God in Canto?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
In Greek mythology, who was God of the underworld? He
got really excited about.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
We've been getting into Greek mythology in our family because
my son's reading.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
All the Percy Jackson books. Oh really, yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
I don't know if we're not. Is he also in
the Underworld?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
You should read They also have a good series out
right now, I.

Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
Can't read, and you know that. Don't call me out
on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Some side stories aren't worth mentioning.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with Jose.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
The scare It. You got five?

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
All right, what a good game?

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Garret God five, Brooke comes up to the plane and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Game seven you bring down bro Well, hey, Garrett like you,
let's go the answers for everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
It's National Pasta Day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
The country that's the largest producer of pasta in the
world is China, five point three million tons of pasta
produced there a year. Italy is second at four point
two million noodles so much liquid. Part of your blood
is called the plasma. Goombas, Sha guys and chain chompers
are all bad guys from Super Mario Brothers.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Garrett had a little bit of advantage.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Yeah, that one. The song we don't talk about Bruno
is from the movie Incanto.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
You got there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
In Greek mythology, god of the underworld would be Hades
and the Asian country that was originally called Siam Thailand.
Thailand changed it in nineteen thirty nine after the Siamese revolutions.
Sting Garrett, Congratsio took down Brook. You get one hundred
bucks plus just for playing. We're giving you a pair
of tickets to see Maroon five at Climate Pledge Arena

(01:04:57):
on October twenty first.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
Sweet All right, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Gary, you're pretty even keel for being the champion.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
I'll come back.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Don't worry, we'll start another series. Okay, they'll stomp you
all over again. Brooke, thanks for playing Garrett. We're gonna
do Windbrooks Blocks the same time on

Speaker 9 (01:05:14):
Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.