FULL SHOW: Jeff’s “Call Me Lazy” Song, Funniest Neighbor Drama + Hibachi Trick Date (8/22/25)

FULL SHOW: Friday, August 22nd, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Friday Full Show here with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning, you have found the podcast. I
gotta say Jeff's songs today is a banger.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Forget how much I love Carly Ray Jepson and tell
someone sings one of her.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Songs and we met her, remember, can I.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Just say when she was in studio with us, Carl Ray,
do you remember she had a beanie that she kept
on the back of her head and the whole time
she was talking, all I could think is how is
it staying.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
On that bobby?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:30):
It was perfect, It was perfect.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It was way on the back. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
She was cool though, Oh she was super nice.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I think that she would love Jeff's song of the Week.

Speaker 7 (00:39):
I think she loves the music videos I made to
her song when I was younger.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
If only you had been with us when she was
in studio. All right, instead of calling me, maybe he
does call me lazy. You're gonna do that coming up?
We got second dates, we got you know, all the
typical Friday fun and.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Do you have a what is it called up? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:00):
I just didn't what I thought it was funny where
someone said hi, Alexis, Brook and Jose and then Cynthia
time commented, said, what about Jeff goes Jeffrey doesn't interact
with us peasants. No, he's not reading the comments, which
is so true.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It is true.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
But sometimes we go and say hey, Jeff, someone said
hi to you, and he'll be like, get out of
the studio.

Speaker 9 (01:22):
I'm working.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I love Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I have worked with Jeff for what fifteen years? Yeah,
and he is one of the most awkward social interactors
I've ever met.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Brilliant guy.

Speaker 9 (01:33):
Super funny.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I say that with love. Yeah, very and then when
he does comment it's so funny. I'm always liking.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Him, but it's a sarcastic It is all right, Your
full show starts right now.

Speaker 10 (01:46):
Alexis, Remember when you volunteered to baby sit for Brooks
dog for a weekend. Yeah, and instead she forced you
to clean her entire house top to bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
She did such a good job.

Speaker 10 (01:59):
He's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. What would you
say was the number one piece of clutter in Brooks house?
Is it discarded candy wrappers or random pieces of driftwood
that brook collects and adds googly eyes to and then
tries to pass it off as art to the local
senior center.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
The wine bottles are we not going to talk about?

Speaker 10 (02:20):
I asked, because Google Trends just came out with a
list of which items get the most searches for how
to properly dispose of them? And they broke it down
by state. So of course you get a lot of
the typical stuff like bottles and cans, and a lot of.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
The states recling.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I was thinking, okay, like bodies brooke are active material,
a lot.

Speaker 10 (02:42):
Of people want to know how to dispose of batteries
and outdated tech like old TV remotes and phones. But
then there was states with the weirder, more specific searches.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, what do we got?

Speaker 10 (02:52):
Like people in Ohio and Vermont want to know how
to properly recycle wrapping paper.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, you got to get the craft paper, which is
it's not as pretty, but it's just like it looks
like a paper bag.

Speaker 10 (03:02):
Yeah, let's put it in the fire. In Nevada, Christmas trees,
they don't know how to get rid of the Christmas trees.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, my homestate, you just burn them.

Speaker 10 (03:12):
Yeah. Fire. In Colorado, the top search was how to
dispose of paint.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh yeah, that's a hard one.

Speaker 10 (03:18):
Wants over the neighbor's fence. Yeah, whatever you want to do, yeah,
as it's got lead. For Tennessee, it's plastic bags. Oh man,
don't dispose of those. You tie them up and you
put them underneath your sink for like years and years yourself.

Speaker 11 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (03:36):
For Florida, it's red solo cups. Totally makes sense.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Ocean that was a joke.

Speaker 10 (03:44):
And for our show, the number one items to recycle
is dog shot collars. We've burned through these babies every
single day. We're gonna do it one more time when
we send it over to digital.

Speaker 12 (03:54):
Jake, let's go, Jake, grab your boomerangs and prepare to
get squeezed tighter than Chris Hemsworth curling a koala because
it's National Hug and Australian Day. It's where we show
our love to our vegemite loving friends from down on
un If you've never been there, you may not realize

(04:15):
a lot of places in Australia have strange or quirky
sounding names, either based on the Aboriginal language, or it
could be because they drink a lot and you never
really know what they're saying. That's why today I'll give
you the name of a place in Australia and you
have to tell me if it's real or made up.
In a special Ozzie edition of Lentilente, We'll start with

(04:40):
the woman who can do a perfect Australian accent. That's Alexis.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
Alexis.

Speaker 12 (04:44):
Give us an example. Yeah, like I said, perfect, Alexis.
Your place could be real or made up. It's called
Frog's Breath Falls. Is that a real Australian place? Or
do we make that up?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Frogs Breath Fall?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
And I have to say for what my college roommate
was from, hopefully not spoiler, a place called Gimby.

Speaker 10 (05:06):
Everyone has a hitch in their walk from there, so
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
She got teaser whole time, so I could see someone
being from here. I'm gonna say it's real.

Speaker 12 (05:14):
Jake Alexis says, Frog's Breath Falls is real?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It is?

Speaker 12 (05:20):
We made that one up. Alexis out, Okay, shipped off
to Gimby with your friend Brook.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's your turn. Okay.

Speaker 12 (05:26):
Your town is called woo Loo Muloo. Is that a
real Australian place? Can we make that up? I can
spell it for you if you'd like.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I want it spelled w.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
O O l o O m o O l o oo.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Can I add that to the top of my vacation
or your next baby name?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh my god, I love it. It has to be real.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
Brook says Woo Lou Muloo is a real place.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It is.

Speaker 12 (05:54):
Come on, Yeah, it's a real place. That's a suburb
of Sydney. Brooks still in it, Jose. I'm gonna need
you to brace yourself for this town.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Jose.

Speaker 12 (06:05):
Your Australian place could be reeler fake. It's Doo Dooo Town,
the real Australian place.

Speaker 10 (06:12):
We make that up.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
My kids are gonna love hearing if this is a
real place, it real lives better.

Speaker 13 (06:18):
It reminds me of when I watched the Phillies playing
the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah zero zero and it said poop on the screen.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
It was so bodies. Just because it's been in my life,
I guess I'm gonna say.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
This is real.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Jose says.

Speaker 12 (06:30):
Doodoo Town is real.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
It is.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Come on, yeah, that's real.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
That's a coastal village in Tasmania. Yeah, Jeffrey, were over
to you.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh no, great rivalry of Doo Doo Town versus.

Speaker 12 (06:46):
Wool Move Jeffrey, your location is whoop whoop Wasteland.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Raise the roof to this.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
Stuck in the eighties and nineties in this town Australia.
I mean with if Wooloo Malou and Doo Dooo Town
are real.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
There's nothing that can bread out.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So normal guys would have said it was Tell me woop.

Speaker 12 (07:12):
Woop, Wasteland is real, jeff said, whoop whoop, Wasteland's real.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It is. They would never put Wasteland on It would be.

Speaker 12 (07:22):
Paradise Australia, all Wasteland. Brook, your location Sizzling Sausage Springs?
Why are we so hungry, cousin Baking Bay.

Speaker 10 (07:33):
Is Sizzling Sausage Springs real or made up?

Speaker 9 (07:36):
This a freaking candy land.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go it's fake, though, Jake.

Speaker 12 (07:42):
It said fake it is, yes, Jose, we're up at
sudden death. Now you get this right, you win, you
get it wrong, and Brook wins. Your location is humpedy?
Do is that a real Australian placer? Did we make
it up?

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Ours the homeland?

Speaker 10 (08:02):
Yeah, you're gonna say real on the backside of buggery Mountain,
Jose says, humpty, do is real?

Speaker 12 (08:06):
That is it's real. It's in the Northern Territory. Jose
wins today's edition.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
Of All Right, mate, Jose gets it right, so he
gets to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna be
singing down Under by men at work.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh yeah, I feel like I want.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
To give it to Alexis because her friend lives there.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I feel like she should have known every city and there.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
She clearly was a terrible tour guy.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Do you come from a land down Under? Where what?
I couldn't remember?

Speaker 11 (08:40):
That one?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I think you're gonna be banned from the Yea and
put you.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
In Doo Doo town after that one. That's your shot
collar question of the day. Your phone tap is coming
up in just a few.

Speaker 11 (08:48):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Alexis, Just the other day, weren't you telling me about
how you were looking forward to your inheritance. You said
you couldn't wait for a relative of yours to die
so that you could finally get their money and quit
your job and spend the next thirty years doing nothing
but goat yoga on the beaches of Mikonos that the.

Speaker 14 (09:13):
Idea something you would say, you.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Might have to wait a little bit longer now. And
I say that because there's this new thing called a
revival trust.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
What does that mean? It's is this part of your
rich kid uh that you get.

Speaker 10 (09:31):
No, it's for older relatives who are like, maybe someday
technology and science are finally going to catch up where
they can put me on ice and then unfreeze me
again years in the future.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, people freezing themselves again. That's back in the You've.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
Heard you've heard of people wanting to be cryogenically flrozen
once they die and then you know, wake up years
and years years later. But you don't want to wake
up in a thousand years and be poor. So now
they're not just free your body, they're also gonna preserve
your money and assets along with you. Okay, I'm not
sure if this is a scam yet.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
It sounds like if anyone wants to trust me to
freeze their assets.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Because the company who's doing it is asking you to
pull out hundreds of thousands of dollars so that they
can freeze it right next to your body in a room.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
You know what I think you should do?

Speaker 10 (10:23):
It, Jeff Well, I mean, joke's on them. One hundred
grand a century from now isn't gonna be enough to
buy like a gallon of milk. Yeah, but that's what's happening.
Revival trusts are a thing. Wow, no more inheritance for
Brooks kids. Yes, but they can visit Mommy's frozen head
and see her giant pile of frozen cash.

Speaker 11 (10:43):
Right.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
The Laser stores is coming up right after this. It's
the radio segment that's teaching men how to self care
with new motor oil infused bath bombs, a lax and
unwind with the industrial aroma that'll give your skin that healthy,

(11:04):
glowing sheen like you were just recovered next to the
Exxon Valdez. Wow, duckling oil spill joke from twenty years ago,
still funny. Laser Stories the segment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser as other greasy weasels just don't.
His first Laser Stories out of Ohio, a thirty seven

(11:27):
year old man named Matthew Pancake was up to No
good God, what.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
A great name.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
You need to marry him so you could be missus Pancake.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh my gosh, we're on the back of sweatshirts, Pancake.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Well, around two am, mister Pancake broke into a famous
footwear store, and after that he snuck into a restaurant
called Roosters, where he was seen on camera wearing leopard
print pajamas.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Live your Best life pancakes.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
And then he kept the animal theme party going by
breaking into a pet store called pet Lamb, where he
set a bunch of animals free to live amongst the world.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
That's like a child.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
He's like a modern day snow White.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
I don't think any issues.

Speaker 11 (12:12):
You know.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
Police finally tracked down Pancake in a Big Lots parking lot.
When they asked him about the break ins. Not surprisingly,
he denied it ain't.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Nobody got tamped in.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Have a different pancake.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
But unfortunately for him, authorities didn't believe him, probably because
when he was searched they found four hamsters in his paints.
They really found them in there. Mister Pancake was then
charged with breaking and entering and vandalism. As for the animals,

(12:46):
the police recovered two dogs, multiple birds, yet another hamster
and at least two bunnies. Authorities say they're still looking
for a frisky ferret. If you see one skirting around
the city, you're asked to call aory immediately.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Is its name Waffles?

Speaker 10 (13:05):
You know they're not related.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
It feels like they should be failing.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
It's next Lazer stories out of Connecticut. The other day,
a man dropped off his rare twenty eighteen Chevy Camaro
at a dealership for its yearly service. The car was
in pristine condition, only had nine hundred and eighty nine
miles on it.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, why do you even need to service it?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Ye?

Speaker 10 (13:29):
The owner gave it explicit instructions that the car was
not to leave the lot. Unfortunately for him, that didn't happen.
A service advisor and another employee thought what's the harm
in taking it around a block or two, So they
took the car out, floored it to nearly ninety miles
per hour, lost control, and crashed it into a guard rail.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
They're like, uh, do you think he's gonna notice?

Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (13:57):
The car had been appraised at ninety seven thousand dollars
and it was a complete loss. Not surprisingly, the driver
was ticketed in the crash, but the dealership is in much,
much bigger trouble because the Camaro owner has now filed
a lawsuit against him. No word on the total damages,

(14:18):
but it's probably safe to say they exceed one hundred
thousand dollars. Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Wait, the car's only worth ninety seven thousand though, how's
the damages higher with.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
The lawsuit thrown in? I'm guessing he gets more than
just the value of the car.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, okay, distress from missing his like really fancy car.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
That must be hard for him. Yeah, I feel bad
for him.

Speaker 10 (14:40):
They literally crashed his car.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
But why does he need more money than what the
cars work?

Speaker 10 (14:45):
Because he told them don't crash it and they went
out and crash.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Why more?

Speaker 10 (14:50):
Okay, sure, let's go to your next laser story, which
is out of California.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
Broke any issues here?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I don't know yet, give it to me.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
And they went to a bar in the San Diego area
called the Catalina Lounge, and when he was closing his
twenty four dollars tab, the screen gave him four suggested
tipsy twenty percent, yeah, twenty five percent, fifty percent, and
one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
That was a suggestion.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Those are the suggested options for him. The guy was
so appalled that he took a photo of it, and
now it's going viral.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
So naturally, some commenters say that's just predatory, especially for
a bar, because if someone isn't looking closely or if
they're not thinking, for yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Sure, there's some bartender that's like, hell, let's see what
drunk idiot.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Clicks a hundred that's literally and it's because if you
see it, the one hundred percent is the very top option.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, which would be the first one you'd know.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
So, like I said, if you're not looking closely, if
you're not thinking clearly, you could inadvertently tip a lot
more than you want to. And that's for the ball.
No one from management has commented, so it's unclear if
they purposely chose those options or if they were just
somehow pre programmed or something.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
They definitely chose the.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Option for what it's worth. The guy posted his actual
receipt as well, which shows he ended up tipping twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh cheap.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a problem with obviously doesn't drive the ninety seven thousand.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
Dark card, but he also said that he doesn't know
why he even did it at all, and the rest
of the night he tipped zero percent In.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Response, Wait, he should stop where he is at.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
This next laser stories out of the Pacific Northwest who
touched the thermostat fights are getting more interesting with this trend.
Oregon's biggest power company is rolling out a new smart
thermostat program where they get to change the temperature in
your home place. Starting to sucked.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
My dad would just die.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Was that a custard we just played?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Basically, I'm like, I agree.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
But the way the program works is you install a
smart thermostat and pay a little bit less each month
in an exchange. You let them control your thermostat remotely.
Wait a minute, this.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
Has infiltrated my family.

Speaker 13 (17:17):
I was recently in Arizona and my dad came to
me and said, I'll say, I'm calling to the electric company.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
They are changing my thermostat.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
That's basically the rules of it. During peak hours they
up the tempt by a few degrees to reduce the
strain on the grid, which usually happens between three and
nine pm.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Why do I imagine you ever, whoever adjusting it also
having an evil.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Laugh while doing it.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
The new Oregon version limits it to three degrees. So
if your thermostat's set to seventy one, they could up
that to seventy four.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, I mean right, it's going to backfire. Everybody's just
gonna set their thermostat three degrees lower.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Yeah, totally something.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
We're not idiots.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
You know some cities set the max even higher, like
a program in LA that lets them increase it by
four degrees. But you can override it by changing the
temperature manual. So is it worth it just to save
a few bucks and help the environment?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I'd say yes? Are you saying no? Is there an answer?

Speaker 10 (18:15):
I'm worried to ask Broke anything about money today. She's
very hot headed about it. Or are you the only
one who gets to mess with your thermostat? Yeah, that's
the question. I know this guy likes it chili in
his terrarium. Why do you think he's wrapped around that
ug boot so tightly right now? He's preparing for cold seasons.

(18:36):
That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end
for the day. We're gonna do it same time a Monday.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (18:45):
A mailbox that's been getting mercilessly pranked in the most
hilarious way. Imagine plus two mysterious visitors randomly show up
at someone's front door and neither are human.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
What what?

Speaker 10 (19:01):
And you've heard the saying can I borrow a cup
of sugar?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Huh?

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Well, we have the weirdest neighborly borrow request that you've
ever heard. They're all from real posts left on the
app next Door. We're going to reach you the funniest
ones to make you grateful you don't have neighbors like
these when we do it. Right after this, you can
find interesting people on pretty much any app that you use, Facebook,

(19:25):
TikTok for some reason, there's one app where the nimbi's
love to congregate Nimmy. You know nimby does mean it's
an acronym for not in my backyard what.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I've never heard it, but I like it.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Nimbies love the app next Door.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't know what next door next Door is like
your neighborhood app. I try to get on at once
and it is just either missing pets or people complaining.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
It's supposed to be where neighbors can share information and
get help or give help, build connections with people. Living
near them just give us like a sense of community
and togetherness like that, we're.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Like, hey, we're having a garage.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's weird.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
But sometimes it morphs into a gossiping, complaining, passive aggressive
success pool. And that's why a list came out of
the funniest real posts on next door that'll make you
appreciate having sane neighbors. Let's get into this number seven.
The subject line says, and this is with clap emojis

(20:29):
between every word. Okay, stop locking your cars after eight pm?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Wait? Is it a criminal trying to break in?

Speaker 9 (20:38):
Yeah, it's making it really hard for me to steal.

Speaker 10 (20:40):
If they say, some of us have small children and
would appreciate if you lock your car with the beat
beep noise before eight pm. O god, if it's then
at least disarm the beat beep noise from underneath your hood.
Once you have parked your car, lock it and be
done with it. Otherwise, I assume you're hiding drugs or

(21:03):
selling illegal substances from the car. I already have one
neighbor on my radar for drugs, and I will call
the police if it continues. Oh, can you imagine the
cops getting a call though from that person that's like,
oh my gosh, I heard somebody lock their car outside.
Yeah it's eight oh one officer yet. Number six, the

(21:27):
subject is please help. They say, I'm out of butter.
Please drop a stick at the corner of blank and
blank between two and four am Sunday morning. A drug deal.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah it was butter standing for something else.

Speaker 10 (21:44):
Or I think it's just real butter. They say, I
don't want to meet people. I don't want any new friends.
I just need butter. Butter is important to me.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Maybe it's Alexis she developed a bad habit after her
summer challenge. We know she doesn't need butter for her
mac and cheese, like I just eat it by the sticking.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Scar.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
Number five The subject line possible cult activity at Nixon Library.

Speaker 13 (22:12):
It's funny because we know it's probably not activities library.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
You be the judge, they say. During my entirety of
my library visit, which was about an hour, I watched
this man stare at photos of Gary Busey on the
computer and print them off.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It is strange.

Speaker 10 (22:30):
I do not know what his agenda is, but I
have a feeling it could be a cult or Illuminati
related stay vigilant good night, and they include a photo
of the guy at the computer still looking up Come on,
leave his dood alone.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
He's looking up pictures for Halloween.

Speaker 10 (22:53):
We're looking at the funniest real posts from people on
the app next door, and they're gonna make you feel
lucky to live next to your sane neighbors. Number four
the subject are these your pets? It says, is anybody
missing a German shepherd and a black and white goat?
They both They both showed up at our house this morning,

(23:14):
and they appeared to be on an adventure of some sort.
Not sure where they went. Good luck. Here's a picture
of them.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
They're so cute.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
Number three the subject my mailbox. Someone keeps farting in
my mailbox late at night. I can hear it outside
the window because it echoes off the tin. Then I
smell it every time I check my mail. This is

(23:52):
getting old and is extremely childish. My bills and coupons
smell so bad. I can't even pay them or use
them at the grocery store. If you know of the
flatulent phantom, please reply back.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I mean this is a reason to get a ring doorbell,
to get the video of However, this is happening, it
has to be a tall person. There's no way a
short person could true.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
Yeah yeah, two kids, one on the other shoulders. Yeah yeah,
you gotta get creative. Number two the subject line suspicious behavior.
I saw my neighbor drive up to their house, open
the garage door from inside their vehicle, and drive in,
then close the door behind them. It was last night

(24:44):
around five point thirty pm. Did anyone else see this?

Speaker 9 (24:46):
After?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
This is there?

Speaker 10 (24:49):
Typically they park in the driveway, but last night they
parked inside the garage. I've made a report, but I
want to keep others on the lookout for this type
of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to
be happening in my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's interesting that like it never dawns on them that
they're the creepy person, and it's.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Always like I'm helping in case you want to. They
do have a description of the vehicle vehicle one type truck,
one truck see it beware.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Oh man, I bet they locked their doors after eight
pm sometimes too.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
And the number one weird funny post somebody actually left
on next door.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
We haven't covered number one yet.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
They put up this picture of a pretty tall sunflower.
It's like just above the fence of their neighbor.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah. Those are cool. They can get so big.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Yeah, And they wrote, my neighbor has this suspicious flower
peaking into my backyard.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It does look like a face looking at it does
look like it's peaking over.

Speaker 10 (25:46):
I couldn't get close enough to see if there was
a hidden camera inside. Is this even legal? Not sure
if I should call the cops or the FBI.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
None, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
The FBI need a case like this.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Suspicious sunflowers before you it. The tulips are going to
be on board.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
The next door is such like an endless treasure trove
of hilarious posts. We have to do more of these.
But those are some of the funniest real posts left
on next Door. We'll do your phone tap right after.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
Today we call a woman who just got hired to
do career counseling for people from other countries who just
moved to North America for work. What sweet woman. And
she's been doing phone interviews right now to see if
she can get clients, you know, in the right direction.
And her first person scheduled for the day might give
her the biggest challenge of the all. He's a fiery

(26:41):
german Man named Hans Gluba, and he has a very
spotty work history in his recent past. Maybe she can
help him in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
Another Hello, Marion.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
No, my name is Hans Globa. I am scheduled to.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Be having the meeting at this time with the counselor
as the careers.

Speaker 14 (27:07):
Oh hi, yes, Hans, that would be me.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Like to stop too, Yeah, it is in pleasure to
be meeting on the phone.

Speaker 16 (27:14):
Yeah, absolutely, I think he's come to the right place.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
So I've got to ask you what kind.

Speaker 16 (27:22):
Of career or job are you looking for?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Very good question. Well, I'm very open to most of
these scenes.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
So perhaps if I maybe tell you about my previous experience,
you can help me.

Speaker 16 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, sure, that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I will go down the least of my resume and
I tell you the jobs I have done in the
last maybe eighteen months.

Speaker 16 (27:45):
Oh, that's great, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Okay. So I was vaffle house cook for seven days.
You know, the Vaffel House, the house of the Vaffles.

Speaker 16 (27:55):
Yes, I'm familiar.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
Yeah, one whole week, one whole weekend. Then all of
a sudden, I find out I'm allergic to voffls.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
Oh my good man, can you believe that?

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Though the hireme is a waffle house, all of a
sudden I have hives all over my German body.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
The vaffles though very delicious.

Speaker 14 (28:12):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
It's hard to stop even when you're allergic.

Speaker 17 (28:17):
The seven days.

Speaker 16 (28:18):
It doesn't really look great on a resume.

Speaker 14 (28:21):
They might question that. So that's what else do you do?

Speaker 10 (28:25):
Well?

Speaker 8 (28:25):
I have done the balloon animals for the kids' birthday parties.

Speaker 14 (28:29):
That's a skill that is well.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
I trained for many years, and I bring the company
over here and then I name it Birthday blow Is
for the children dot com, And all of a sudden
all the parents are like, oh what is the Birthday Blowy?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
And take it down my website. I don't understand.

Speaker 16 (28:46):
I think you were saying something you didn't intend to say.
So that's understandable.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
There can be a language barrier, that's okay. Oh yeah,
let's try.

Speaker 16 (28:54):
Let's see what else we have on there.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Okay, Well, I mean I have done a little entertainment
on the televis.

Speaker 16 (29:00):
Hmm, oh interesting, Okay, what kind of entertainment, did you do?

Speaker 8 (29:04):
I have been in four different Cialist commercials. You're not Cialists?

Speaker 16 (29:10):
Yes see, I have seen that commercial.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Do you recognize me?

Speaker 16 (29:16):
Well, not over the not over the saw.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Now I am type of celebrity in the ED community
because all of a sudden, everyone say, oh, you are
the guy from the commercial, You're the face of Cialis,
And I'm like, yeah, that is me.

Speaker 16 (29:30):
Yeah, that that is definitely an accomplishment. It's something, it's
something you always have. I'm just not sure it's ideal
for this.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Well, it led me to my other job. I was
also the bad guy number three in the Bond movies.
Do you like James Bonding?

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (29:47):
I do like James Bond.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh well I wasn't even in the top ten.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
All of a sudden I do couple of Cialis commercial
and next thing you know, boom, all top three and
number three bad guy.

Speaker 16 (29:58):
Okay, okay, well, well this we might be onto something.
Buondeva sounds like you definitely have an entertainment background, so
we could very entertaining.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
My last film, you've heard of Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
Yeah, I was Seekerless Cage A Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (30:16):
Yeah, no, yeah, I think I see where this is going.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Would you like me to send you a link?

Speaker 8 (30:22):
It's called Adult National Treasure where she has to find
my treasure.

Speaker 16 (30:25):
Oh goodness, yeah goodness. No, I've got the idea. But
I think maybe we're veering off in a direction that
maybe we don't want to go into.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I am just very versatile in the entertainment industry.

Speaker 16 (30:39):
It sounds that way, it truly does, but I'm much
more Your person's going to help you get a good
job in an office or I don't know, a sales position.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
I have been in the sales Germany. I've a Jacuzzi salesman.

Speaker 16 (30:55):
Oh who doesn't like a Jacuzzi?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
Okay, that's that was my slogan, who does not like Zajacuzzi?
And then I would go in naked and I would
show them how good it worked, and then they would
walk out and I got fired.

Speaker 16 (31:07):
I do have to go now, but I want you
to stay positive and don't lose.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
I'm kind of disappointed because your best friend, Carrie Anne,
she told me if I call you and least off
a bunch of random fake jobs, that you would still be.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Able to help me.

Speaker 16 (31:23):
Cherry Anne told you to do what.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
She told me to call you and prank you and
waste your time at work.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
Wait.

Speaker 13 (31:29):
Wait, my real name is actually Jose from the radio
show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
a phone topping on you.

Speaker 11 (31:36):
Oh god, oh my god, this isn't real.

Speaker 16 (31:40):
I'm so happy you're not a real guy looking for it.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
But seriously, do you really want me to send you
as a link to the Sickless Cage for the as
a movie?

Speaker 16 (31:49):
I did, no, no, no, I'm I'm good.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Everybody says that I wander v I.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
Wake up every morning spoon taps weekday mornings on the
twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (32:05):
It's totally totally normal to be a little bit nervous
when going out on a first date.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Nervous just a second, people are listening to us right
now radio.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
But you know what, you can't let your nerves get
to you where you're out with someone and some there's
a lot of awkward silence or in Jose's case, zero
silence everything.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
That's the nerve bathroom or something.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Yeah, that's why one of our listeners went into his
big date night with a plan to create a memorable moment. Now,
it was risky, it was weird. But halfway through dinner
he pulled something out of his pocket to lighten the mood,
and it almost got him kicked out of the restaurant.
Also sounds yeah, it's not that type of thing. You're

(32:54):
gonna hear what his strategy was in your second date
update right after this date updates. Anything more exciting than
moving into a new place and getting to redecorate so much.
I mean for the first couple hours to be a
whole new person. Yeah, plates, new hand soaps, new whipping posts,

(33:18):
fresh and clean, and the lot of dances. Glad I
moved out, even a new girlfriend to go along with
all that. That's how Logan, one of our listeners, recently
met someone. Logan, welcome to the show man.

Speaker 17 (33:32):
Yeah, hey, thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
You unboxed a girlfriend? Is that came?

Speaker 17 (33:37):
Man? I wish you know. We had a great time,
but I'm not getting her to text me back.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm curious how you met her?

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Yeah, well, first let's get her name.

Speaker 17 (33:48):
Oh yeah, Meghan?

Speaker 10 (33:50):
Okay, and where did you meet Meghan?

Speaker 17 (33:52):
I met her the good old fashioned way in person?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Oh that happens. Still, where in person? Were you?

Speaker 17 (33:59):
I was actually at a department store. Moved into a apartment,
so I had to furnish it, and I went to
the store to grab some stuff, and uh, and there
she was.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wow, I only go to thrift shops for that, so
look at.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
How did you strike connect?

Speaker 17 (34:16):
So it was like it almost was movie esque. I
had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one left,
and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as she's
right there and she's like, oh, you know, she wanted it.
I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what,
take it?

Speaker 5 (34:35):
What a chivalry isn't Yeah, you seem like a dirty girl.

Speaker 10 (34:39):
You probably.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You're a woman.

Speaker 17 (34:46):
Exactly, But I said I don't mind, but maybe in exchange,
I could take you out to dinner or something.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Whoa you just straight there?

Speaker 10 (34:54):
Wow, went straight there.

Speaker 17 (34:55):
And I didn't know if she was single or married,
Like I have no idea, but you wrock.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I just can't imagine like that coming out of somebody's mouth,
like second sentence.

Speaker 16 (35:06):
No.

Speaker 17 (35:06):
Surprisingly, she said yes, since she was like kind of
like very upbeat about it and said yeah, and it.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Was like you take it, no, you take it? No,
you take you want to go to dinner?

Speaker 10 (35:15):
She must be really desperate for that vacuum.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Y oh my god.

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Right, so that's cool. Did you guys end up going out?

Speaker 17 (35:22):
Yeah, so we swapped phone numbers and you know, we
texted for a few days.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
That's always good, get to know each other a little bit.

Speaker 10 (35:30):
Yeah, would you do?

Speaker 17 (35:31):
Yeah, we ended up going to one of those Hibachi
restaurants where they like cook in front of me.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Men. Yeah, what were you feeling meeting her there?

Speaker 11 (35:41):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Hunger, I'm assuming is one feeling.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I mean you've built it up.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You've said, like there's this movie moment where you guys met.
I mean you're obviously really attracted to her. I'd be nervous.

Speaker 17 (35:54):
I was nervous, Yeah, of course, But I have a
plan to loosen the mood. You know, like I've been
to the Sabachi place before. I know how they do things.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Let me get you busted out a hand vacuum and
sucked up the young.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
The volcano.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Do they do it the same with every hibachi the
onion volcano?

Speaker 6 (36:15):
I know every time?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
So what was the plan?

Speaker 10 (36:18):
So?

Speaker 17 (36:18):
Like, you know, they do the egg thing where they
cracked the egg, cracks the egg. He turns back over
to his cart, to grab something else, and I grab
a piece of bacon out of my pocket and I
throw it on the grilla.

Speaker 10 (36:33):
So funny bacon in your pocket and not just baked.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Raw bacon in your pocket. That is so good. You
can't You're gonna get kicked out.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
What happened?

Speaker 17 (36:46):
Oh my god? So she thought it was the funniest thing,
and we are both just cracking up and laughing.

Speaker 10 (36:52):
Dude, No, the.

Speaker 17 (36:53):
Place was pissed, Like I almost got kicked out.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I can't believe almost you did it? They let you stay?

Speaker 17 (36:59):
Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean it
was just a little piece of bacon.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, a piece of like leod covered bacon from book.

Speaker 17 (37:06):
I had it in a ziplock bag. Like it was fine.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
Okay, it does feel better, yeah, better than loose bacon.
The okay, anyway, thank god they let you stay. How
did the rest of the dinner go? Do you have
anything else to throw on the grill?

Speaker 17 (37:23):
No, it was just that it was hilarious, right, it
was really funny, like we got kick out of it.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, so you had that moment, but like, was that
it was that the highlight?

Speaker 17 (37:35):
Well no, not really, so the highlight was probably actually
when she came back to my place.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Then you did the sausage trick.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
God, yeah, yeah, you do your own HOOKI trick for her.

Speaker 17 (37:55):
That's what you want to call it. You go ahead
and call it whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
All right, he had some desserts, y'all.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
She stayed the night.

Speaker 17 (38:04):
She stayed the night.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
People laugh at you about that.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
I mean, this all sounds so good on our end, Like,
why do you think she's not calling you back?

Speaker 17 (38:14):
Well, I don't know, And this is kind of like
what I'm getting, just like the Okay, So I had
to get up early and I just let her sleep, right,
I'm like, I got out of there at like six am.
I left her at my house.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Did you even know or anything?

Speaker 17 (38:27):
I sent her a text so that way was on
her phone when she woke up. So I came back
later in the day and like, my house was just spotless.
I'm talking completely clean.

Speaker 10 (38:40):
She stole everything.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
She cleaned for you.

Speaker 17 (38:45):
She made the bed, she did the dishes, she did everything.

Speaker 13 (38:49):
Somebody is good at making dessert.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
I like, how amazed you are that she made the bed,
Like it hasn't been made years, He's.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Never seen it. That way.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Wait a minute, does she gorgeous?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
Okay, so now now what's going on is uh you've
been talking to her still?

Speaker 17 (39:09):
No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a
text and I was like, thank you so much for
what you did. And she has never responded ever. Nothing.
It's like, why why, I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Maybe she's one of those people that asked angry clean
and she was Actually, we're.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Gonna find out. We're gonna call Megan in just a
minute here, and we're gonna ask her exactly that. Why
why won't you go out with him one more time?
We'll find out what your second day right after this
hold on second date update.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
You want to know how to give off that bad
boy vibe to let your date know you're a dangerous dude.
You take her to a hibachi grill and when the
chef turns his back, toss a slice of raw bacon
on that. Soon she's gonna be eating bacon right out
of the palm of your hands.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
Yeah, like a boss.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It worked kind of for him, Yeah it did.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I mean it worked for twenty four hours.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
I don't know why Meghan isn't calling back. Our listener
Logan because she even spent the night and cleaned his
place the next day. Whoa Jose won't even do that
for his own apartment.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
I fired cleaners.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
That one time.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
So we need to get to the bottom of this
and figure out what's up with Megan Logan. You ready
to do this, man?

Speaker 17 (40:34):
Yeah, I need to know.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never
do that after staying the night of Mikey move.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
I've had girls that's a wifey move either.

Speaker 13 (40:44):
A lot of girls have done that and it is
very much appreciated. But it normally means you did something right.
So I don't know why you wouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Calling you back.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right, Logan?

Speaker 17 (40:55):
I thought it was great.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Yeah, wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Yeah, we should have texted her back. This bed backup,
you know, No.

Speaker 10 (41:02):
A lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's just
down Meghan. We'll see what she has to say.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Hello.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Hello, is this Meghan?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Is this she?

Speaker 10 (41:19):
Hey? My name is Jeff We're from a radio show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Hey Meghan, Hey, welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (41:27):
Hi, Hi, Hey, you get lots of calls from lots
of different radio shows all the time.

Speaker 15 (41:34):
No, yes, we're first, Yes, all.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
Right, this is gonna be fun because we're doing something
called a second date update. Okay, okay, maybe don't know
what that is. It's where call her Jeff. That's true.
We're we're trying to help out one of our listeners
that you went out on a date with recently, a
very sexy date from all accounts, involving some bacon on

(42:02):
a hibachi grill.

Speaker 14 (42:04):
Oh logan, right.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, breaking rules.

Speaker 14 (42:16):
Well, I'm not one hundred percent sure what's going on
right now. That was just a really speared awkward situation,
Like I don't know what he told you happened.

Speaker 10 (42:26):
I mean the bacon was awkward, or the date, the
whole thing.

Speaker 14 (42:29):
No, No, the date and everything that was fine.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
It was the next day, oh, like the morning after,
because we heard you stay to night at his house.

Speaker 14 (42:39):
Yeah I did, and I woke up and like I'm
a clean freak, so like I cleaned his house.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I cannot believe he did that.

Speaker 14 (42:47):
Oh so he told you I did that?

Speaker 17 (42:48):
Then?

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Yeah, he was happily surprised when he came home that
day and found his bed made and dishes done, and
he was.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Really nice of you.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Nice to have a freak, but a clean oh man
different enough?

Speaker 10 (43:02):
Well he I mean he reached out to thank you
for it, but you never responded. So he's just a
little bit confused.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Well, see, after I did all of the dishes, which
she had a lot of, I just wanted it's a
vacuum and it was clogged.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
The vacuum was clogged.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yes, never call him again.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
Doesn't even have a Dyson.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I would just probably give up at that point and
be like I did enough.

Speaker 9 (43:29):
No, I mean.

Speaker 14 (43:32):
I probably should have gave up then. But I went
to empty it out, and I found a few acrylic nails,
like some long acrylic nails.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I thought he just moved into this place, like from
other women that had been at a spot.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
Is that what you mean?

Speaker 10 (43:47):
That's what That's what he told.

Speaker 14 (43:48):
Us could be apparently, and he supposed to just moved
in like the day before.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
Okay, so you're finding these acrylic nails inside of.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
The vacuum, which is why there a.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Crylic, you know, just any nails somebody else make nails, pile.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Of nails, nails in front of me.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
It's absolutely disgusting.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
Yeah, why why is it such a turn off to you? Megan?
What does that tell you?

Speaker 14 (44:14):
It just was obviously another woman's I don't know if
you had another girl over, like, if you have someone
there had the day before.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Me, Like, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Well, uh, we could ask him.

Speaker 10 (44:25):
Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of
this is to just ask Logan directly, because I'll look
at that. He's on the other line right now. What
a weird coincidence.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Phone with the crylic nails in your hand?

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Logan, Hey, Megan, how are you?

Speaker 14 (44:41):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (44:41):
Logan?

Speaker 17 (44:43):
Oh, man, you're killing me here.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
You're killing me.

Speaker 14 (44:50):
Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's
nails in your vacuum when I and I saw the
new box for the vacuum, so it couldn't have been
an old vacuum.

Speaker 10 (45:01):
Oh, this is incriminating.

Speaker 17 (45:04):
Well, let me start off by saying, no, I do
not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Okay, that's a good start at that apartment.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
Anyway, Let's get to who do the nails belong to?
Do you know?

Speaker 17 (45:19):
They were probably my mom's nails, you know what, Logan?

Speaker 14 (45:25):
No, Like, does your mom wear a hooker nails.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Mom, sexy nailes.

Speaker 14 (45:37):
No, it was the kind that were like really long,
has all kinds of like little design. Yeah, not classie whatsoever.
Not classie whatsoever.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
We don't know what Logan's mom does for a living.
It's not fair.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
She's definitely not a classy light long nails could be classy.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Where are you gonna hate on that? I mean they could.
Does your mom have acrylic nails? That's the first question, Logan.

Speaker 17 (45:59):
She does, and she's very in the fashion and she's
always dressing up and looking different. And why are your.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
Mom's nails just popping off left and right inside of
your apartment?

Speaker 11 (46:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Not very well done either.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Yeah nails alert?

Speaker 14 (46:15):
Yeah, like you just moved in? Was she just there?

Speaker 17 (46:19):
I know it wasn't your mom's. Come on even if okay,
so even if I had, even if there's somebody else's,
it's like calling you like this isn't like I just
don't see how it matters what happened before you and
I hung out, like yes, literally the night though.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
So he's young and he's dating whatever.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
It's a bed though, he's not cheating.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
If he was cheating, why would he call a radio
station to publicly call you for another date.

Speaker 14 (46:47):
He didn't know that I had found those when he
called you at the radio. Okay, So now he was
saying it was his mom, and I'm saying, oh, maybe
it was somebody else's.

Speaker 13 (46:57):
I mean, if you left a window open and they
just threw crows really like those shiny objects.

Speaker 14 (47:07):
I mean, we should be going through this after our
first date. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (47:12):
This is your last chance, logan, I mean, just full honesty.

Speaker 17 (47:15):
Okay, So, yeah, they were another girl. You might even
know where?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh wait, who would know?

Speaker 10 (47:24):
Why would why would she know her?

Speaker 17 (47:25):
The girl that came over from the department store. The
girl that worked there was helping me with other stuff
and she came over.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
So you just stated everybody that I work with? Is
that what it is? But you work there too, at
an apartment store?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yes, Oh I thought you were another We.

Speaker 14 (47:42):
Were walking around helping other customers and I met him,
and you know, interesting, I didn't know he was trying
to date the whole department store.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Okay, did you call your coworker hooker.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I mean I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found
them in my house.

Speaker 14 (48:03):
Yeah, to think of it. I think I know who
it is now, and thank just makes me so much.

Speaker 10 (48:08):
We're angry, you know what, that's good? Use that anger
to get back at your coworker by going out with
Logan one more time. What you'll pay for that date?
If you're willing to go out with him again? What
do you think, Meghan?

Speaker 17 (48:22):
Listen, Megan, whatever happened before you and I met and
hung out is whatever. Like I'm calling you. I had
a good time with you. You're the one I want
to see again. I'm over here car on a radio
station just to try to get in touch with you,
Like I don't know what else to do or how
to convince you. But I mean, I'm calling you.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, you're the department store worker of his heart.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
Yeah. We're running out of time here, so we desperately
need an answer yes or no. Meghan, I really.

Speaker 14 (48:49):
Want to say yeah, but I feel like I feel
like you should just maybe use that money and maybe
six that girls Snails that I work with and try
to ask her out on the gate, but.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
Better now that she doesn't have I didn't want to
have to do this, but I'm gonna have to offer
you another date with Megan's co worker, and we'll send
you to the Hibachi grill on our dime.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Don't go back to the same place.

Speaker 10 (49:16):
He needs to do the bacon trick for her.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
To see, we will not provide the bacon.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Logan, You cool with that?

Speaker 17 (49:24):
Well, I call her up.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
Congratulations, Logan, we got to you another date, Just not
what the person you really want to ride?

Speaker 11 (49:34):
All right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (49:40):
You know, he really didn't seem thrilled with getting another
date at the end there, but uh yeah, Nevertheless, we're
still going to chalk this up as a win.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
I mean, it doesn't matter who we got him a
day with. It was another date.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Though I liked how you liked the jealous girl better
than the other one with the nails.

Speaker 10 (49:56):
I do have to say I was a little bit surprised. Well,
I guess I'm not that surprised that Brooke was so
cool with him hooking up with another girl the night
before from the same department store that she works out
That was still warm.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I did realize they both worked at the same place,
But isn't that just what dating is?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Twenty four hour grace period, Yeah, twenty four hours barely.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
I would say, Brook. Not everybody is okay with that.
Some people in this world prefer to wait for someone
who's like, really actually means something to them. Yeah, changes,
can we agree to give people a little bit of grace?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Though?

Speaker 10 (50:37):
Can we do that?

Speaker 9 (50:38):
I don't think Brooks.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
She was a little clingy, but sure.

Speaker 10 (50:41):
Yeah, well I guess we're all going to disagree on
this one.

Speaker 9 (50:44):
But hey, but we got him a dat and that's
all that mattered.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
And really the theme of the whole thing is never
clean a dude's apartment.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
It's always going to end.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
We learned, don't apartment. That's going to be the lesson today, brook.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
I gotta say it's pretty smart what the musical artists
have started doing lately to make even more money. Like
when they go when they go on a concert tour,
they have a film crew follow them to turn it
into a movie for all the people who miss the
show or want to see the behind the scenes action.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
And then they re release a movie after they add
some exclusives that you didn't get the first time.

Speaker 10 (51:21):
Let that money keep on rolling in.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Yeah, by the concert twice.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
That's why I've just hired a few people to follow
me around the studio on Fridays to capture me in
my entire musical process leading up to my big Friday performer.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I don't want to be in a film crew, you know,
but it's your performance is free, jeff.

Speaker 10 (51:40):
This is how I have to make money. So that's
what the film people are here for. If you see
me go into the bathroom with a guy with a camera,
don't think anything of it. It's all part of the
big movie. Don't even go in there, no matter what
you hear. I am planning for my stardom, which is
gonna start right after I sing my brand new song

(52:01):
of the week that's coming up right after this. It's
time for my song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey
in the morning. Well, I just want to let everybody
know it doesn't matter where you live, or who you're with,
or which of your daughters lost the state softball championship,
doesn't matter. We all have one thing in common. Chances

(52:25):
are you probably did not get everything done from your
summer to do list.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
In fact, any of it. It feels like you just
stop my foot like a child.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
It's true, Brooks, some of us got absolutely nothing done.
Whatsoever you wanted that, Because here's the thing. Summertime is
about relaxing, not doing, and not working. I'm decompressing, not stressing.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I'm trying to fit in every outdoor activity that I've
thought about.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
In the last five years into a free period.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
Yeah, and I'm sure your family just absolutely.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Loves everybody, Jack, But.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
I will say this, I will say it is annoying
when you set goals for yourself to accomplish that you
never quite get to.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
Like, I'm totally gonna get my dog groomed this week,
and then five months later he's trapped in a bush
looking like Chewbacca's hobo cousin.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Or I can't tell which is the bush and which
is my dog?

Speaker 10 (53:25):
I know, and maybe just start over new dog. Or
when Brooke promised her husband that she would shave her
pits for their anniversary, but then her shirt came off
that night, and oh it's Chewy's hobo cousin once again,
And I'm not personally yeah, yeah, yeah, it's both of
your anniversaries. Though, Remember that the thing is, I'm not

(53:45):
just talking about grooming habits. It's all of the chores
and all of the appointments and all of the personal
goals that you told yourself. I'm definitely gonna get this done.
Yeah tomorrow, Yeah, swarts are on today Tomorrow. I feel
like most likely I'll probably get around to it, well,
at least think about it again for sure.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
And the great thing about tomorrow is is always tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (54:09):
Yes, Because some of us are just natural procrastinators. And
instead of being ashamed about that, I think we need.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
To just own it, oh okay.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
And proudly sing about it. That's why today, instead of
doing Carly ray Jepson's hit song call me maybe it's
Young Jeffreys, call me lazy. Nah, own it jeff owing
your inner procrastinator. It's totally fine, we all do it.
I'm in a point when I'm ready, here we go point.

(54:44):
It's August or there about. Still Christmas lights on my house.
I swore I would take them down last winter, but
I space so many deadlines. I've missed the irs heading pissed,
I cross my heart and insist file them by next Monday.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
A laundry ain't folded, clean, fridged food is molded, trash
can't overfloated.

Speaker 10 (55:06):
I'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker 18 (55:07):
Maybe I've got some work to My boss is waiting.
I'll send that email once i'ms one sweeting. I bought
a goldfish that needed feeding, but now he's into inverted sleeping.

Speaker 10 (55:24):
I met a shitzo bite it gave me.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I skipped the doctor. Now I've got rabies.

Speaker 10 (55:32):
Like every current fly, I keep the leging.

Speaker 17 (55:36):
I put the pro in procrasts in mating.

Speaker 10 (55:40):
I will stop the toilet overflowing. After one more episode
of Cheeks. My mother gave me a call. I hit
ignore on them all. We spoke ten minutes last fall.
So yeah, I need my space. I plan to rent
a fifth wheel and see this country for real, then
watch some old key and peel and never left my driveway.
A date night was going clan feat I was holding

(56:04):
for got the next morning. Now we gotta whoop.

Speaker 18 (56:07):
See babies lights on my dashboard, ignore them.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Daily like I be airy.

Speaker 10 (56:14):
My car is slaming.

Speaker 18 (56:16):
My insurance just expired in twenty eighteen. Sure, I'll make plans,
but I'm probably flaking block busarental.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
I bet they hate me.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
They'd be in business if I paid my late themes.

Speaker 18 (56:32):
I got some money from more.

Speaker 10 (56:35):
Than jay Z.

Speaker 18 (56:36):
I go some harder than Patris Wazy on Christmas.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Morning, I wake up while screaming, oh crap, for gotcha,
jam trap, stop imming glad trash bags. I'll just breeze
myself again.

Speaker 18 (56:50):
I don't need no bad don't ve my life fast.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
I'm like a mule half am. Just I do want
to propose to you, but we've only been together like
what eight or ninety years? Do you really want to
rush me on this? For god, Hey, I'm in debt,
but it doesn't pad me. You don't get stress lines
when you're this lazy.

Speaker 18 (57:12):
In June, I plan some beach body training and now
sim it's over and I'm beach waiting.

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Could have bought some applestock back in the eighties instead
I waited.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Don't put crass a shame me. I just need a.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
Little time and I'll get on that.

Speaker 18 (57:32):
I'll get those holes patched in three two, one month,
max swear.

Speaker 9 (57:36):
I'm not rushing this off.

Speaker 18 (57:38):
I've just been so slammed, hit every traffic jam.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
But don't call me lazy.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah yeah, jam wire. All procrastinators always so busy.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
We're just planning for the future.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
I need it.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I'm busy, thank you, that's right. I'm out tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
Always busy up here, not so busy if you're down here.

Speaker 13 (58:01):
Yeah, I see, I feel a curtain back too much.
But Jeff's been trying to sing the song for like
a month.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
Yes, I did it, Okay, finally final get off my back.
So there you go. That's my song of the week.
You could text it in seven eight five nine two.
Tell us what you thought about it. We're going to
post the video up on all of our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey. If we are going to do that today,
we're going to do that today, Digital Jake.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I want to watch it tomorrow drug.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
From Digital Jake. We'll see when it goes up, but
it'll be up eventually. And that's your song of the week.

Speaker 11 (58:29):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 10 (58:32):
Textas seventy eight five ninety two says, I keep forgetting
to clip my nails, like it's been months now. My
eight year old mentioned that I look like Edward Scissor
hands on YouTube lot.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I don't even want to know what your toes look like.

Speaker 10 (58:47):
Hey, nice, I'm an eight year old for knowing who Edward's.
If you missed it, dun sad, I was singing the
Carl Ray Jepson hit from twenty twelve, Call Me Maybe.
I sang my own version called call me Lazy. All
the procrastinators who are feeling like they put their entire
list of summer responsibilities off. I'm one of them for
us And gosh, I'm not even taping this teas until

(59:07):
almost noon. I should have done this hours ago. But
we're getting some feedback on the textpoort here, Brook, what
are you saying?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I like this one.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
This says I was supposed to break up with my
boyfriend after the holidays. Oh oh, but that was in
twenty eleven. Now I've been married over a decade.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I'll get to it one day.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
It kind of stuck.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah, wow, un, I mean that's one way to have
a long lasting marriage.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (59:34):
But if you missed it, if you want to hear
it again or share it with someone who's a little
behind on their task list, go to Brook and Jeffrey
on TikTok, Facebook, Insta, or check out our YouTube page.
Subscribe you can see all the videos of the songs there.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 15 (59:47):
In the morning, we have a new player on the
phone named Erica, who is a retired from the Navy,
And I'll tell you this Erica.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Everyone in this room is saluting right now, except for Brook,
who has her back turned for some reason. Just a game,
come on, like competitiveness against the entire art forces.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Okay, listen, my brother in law also retired from the Navy.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
All right, okay, so.

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Really appreciate what you have done for this country.

Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
Erica, thank you, Brook.

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
But I have the anger in her when she said it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
But but I am going to annihilate you in this game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Wow wow, I mean you expected that though, Erica.

Speaker 16 (01:00:41):
Right, well, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Okay, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
She's like, what am I going to.

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
Let's send Brook out of the studio for a second, Erica.
While she leaves, we'll explain the rules. You got thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say past. But you have
to beat Brook outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:01:01):
I'm ready?

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
All right, good luck. Your time starts now. The Sega
Genesis gaming system was released on this day in what.

Speaker 11 (01:01:08):
Decade, nineteen ninety.

Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
A terrapin refers to what type of animal?

Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
I say it again?

Speaker 10 (01:01:18):
A terrapin refers to what type of animal? A song
what tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code
name the famous the female musician who was originally born
with the name Destiny Hope. What was the official language
spoken in ancient Rome?

Speaker 16 (01:01:38):
Ah?

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
Okay, quick review of your own performance there, Erica.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I don't think I did very well.

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
Okay, honest with yourself. I do see on my phone
screener here that you work out three hours every single day.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
Yes, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Don't you get bored?

Speaker 14 (01:02:02):
Well, I do a little bit, but I part of
it is an hour of abdominals and then I do
two hours on.

Speaker 16 (01:02:08):
My elliptical machine and I read and I watch movies.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah. Oh my, I could hear your muscles through the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Well, that's amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
You are dedicated. We're gonna give you Jose's phone number
so you two can swap exercise tips and tricks because
Jose has a bunch.

Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Yeah, I like to cry in the shower for thirty minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
Yeah, good core workout.

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
And if you make the water really hot, you sweat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah, you know it's healthy to cry.

Speaker 10 (01:02:41):
Yeah, put that into your routine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Okay, okay, I will do that.

Speaker 10 (01:02:50):
Turn you ready, Yeah, your time starts now. The Sega
Genesis gaming system was released on this day in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
What decades, oh gosh, eighties.

Speaker 10 (01:02:58):
A terrapin referred to what type of animal?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Terrapin? Is it a bird?

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
What tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
British Open named the female.

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
Musician who was originally born with the name Destiny Hope
Hope uh past. What was the official language spoken in
Ancient Rome?

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
Roman?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
The Roan language sounds like we're going to Roman numerals.
It's probably Latin.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose Lucky Erica.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
You got one correct?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
God, it was rough Erica for me too. It was.

Speaker 10 (01:03:49):
For number one us A you you and you also got.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Time?

Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
Does go to the house on these Erica?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I'm just lucky. It wasn't a push up competition.

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
Yeah, let's get these answers in the Sega Genesis gaming
system released on this day back in the nineteen eighties
nineteen eighty nine. Specifically, a terrapin is a type of turtle. Yeah,
they're the mascot for the University of Maryland.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
I was gonna say, I know from Maryland.

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:04:23):
Interesting tennis tournament that has the all white dress code
is Wimbledon brook Is that the same as it's like
the British Open, but it's called Wimbledon, so you gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Say wimbled not regal enough for it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
The famous female musician originally born with the name Destiny Hope,
she's known as Miley Cyrus changed it to Miley because
she was so smiley.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Isn't it crazy that Miley is a more normal name
than the one that you know, like, well, it's a celebrity,
not her right, So he was like Destiny, Destiny Hope, Yeah, stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
The official language spoken in ancient Rome that was Latin.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
And sorry to any Destiny's listening, like, it's a great name.
Just Destiny and Hope together is a little redundant to yeah,
our bad our, bad great name Erica.

Speaker 10 (01:05:09):
Sorry, couldn't get the victory there, but just for playing,
We're gonna hook you up with Brooke and Jeffrey swag.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Oh sweet, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
We'll be back to Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.