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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a Brettan new full hour for you on
the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. Thanks so much for being here,
and do yourself a favor.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Today and go over to our socials.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes, you have to forge that song of the week,
not only the song of the week, but also Jeff's stare.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's really Jeff's day on Instagram, on tikitar, on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And I don't think that he likes it because he
doesn't like the way he looks right now, you know,
And that's kind of our fault. I learned a lot
about shaving a guy's face. Oh and then earlier this week,
Alexis shared an embarrassing story about how bad she is
at cooking and apparently other people are worse.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh no, I loved this comment from sand Trx, who said,
I have an ex who's also blonde, who baked a
cake for me following the instructions of two whole eggs.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
She literally put two whole, non cracked eggs in.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yes, and she.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Baked it that way. And Alexis's defense, this isn't the
reason we broke up.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
She tried, just like toddlers do they try.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I have so many questions about it. Chocolate cake with
two hard boiled eggs in the summer.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
All right, we love it. Thanks so much for being here.
Please subscribe and sit back and enjoy the show.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
Yesterday we talked about when is it okay to give
teenagers phones?

Speaker 8 (01:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
After we talked about it, actually went home was like,
oh my god, do you know what I learned today
on our show?

Speaker 9 (01:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Wait, we said to your husband or the kids, said.

Speaker 7 (01:22):
My husband, okay, yeah, it's working Jeffrey in the morning.
The overwhelming answer is when they show the maturity and
responsibility to be able to handle one. And I'm not
sure the young lady I'm going to tell you about
and this story deserves a phone quite yet.

Speaker 10 (01:36):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Is she twenty six? Where she at? How old?

Speaker 7 (01:39):
She's a sixteen year old girl. This happened in Belleville, Illinois,
and she was working at a McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
All right, that's good. She's responsible to have a job.
That's great. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Well, she was asked by her manager in the middle
of her shift to take out the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, pretty normal.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Sixteen year old looked at the garbage and said, ew, no,
what I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You can't say no it was probably it's part of
a checklist.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You have, dude, I had to scrub the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
So the manager was like, yeah, you are taking out
the trash. That's part of your job. So the team
decides to just leave.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What Wow, she was responsible?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Well hold on because twenty minutes later she comes back.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh she made a mistake, and she wants to apologize.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
But with her mom, and her mother confronts the manager saying,
did you tell my daughter that she needs to take
out the trash? So again the manager is like, yeah,
that's her job.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes, and why aren't you doing the same at your house.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
The mom's like, you can't tell my daughter what to
do at her job. You're just the manager. Okay this
and the manager replies, oh yeah, pulls out a gun
and shoots the.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Mom in the leg. What's gone?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I did not expect that ending. There was nothing in
my mind that thought there ending.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
We're not done. Pushes started being thrown, the cops were called,
everybody got felony charges, and the trash never made it
out to the dog.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Who wow, But it looks like there's a new manager
position open.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
And we're gonna go to the text board. At seven
eighty five nine two. Does that sixteen year old deserve
a cell phone? I'm on the fence with it. I
could lean either way. Not sure where our listeners are
gonna be at with it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It seems like she's real dialed in.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Yes, yeah, it could be. Now we're moving on. We
got to get to the shot collar question of the
day with a guy who also responds to no manager requests.
That would be our digital producer, Jake. I'm not telling
you what to do here, but maybe read us a question.
It's up doing this.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
On my own volition.

Speaker 9 (04:02):
On this day, two sitcom legends were born, Matt LeBlanc
aka Joey Tribani from Friends and the late Estelle Geddy
aka Sophia.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
From The Golden Girls.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Two icon of TV stars made sarcasm sexy and cheesecake sultry.
That's why today we're honoring both of these shows by
doing a special New York Friends or Gals in depends
edition of Coty of twenty. You guys, say number one
through twenty. I'll give you a funny storyline from one

(04:38):
of these famous sitcoms. You just have to tell me,
was that New York Friends or Golden Gals?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
In depends, sexy depends.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
We'll start with the woman who asked for the Rachel
cut but ended up with the Blanche.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Die Jobs.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Number ten, alexis your sitcom situation? Is this one character
goes on a disastrous blind date that ends with her
accidentally setting her dates apartment on fire and then trying
to cover it up with a smoke machine.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Is that New York?

Speaker 9 (05:13):
Friends or women in depends?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I've seen all friends, but I don't remember this, Like
I don't know who would be on there, like the
beebe Mover.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
That's good, you have that reference, Like you know all friends,
zero Golden Girls.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
But they're both. The groups are like equally kind of sexy.
They're equally wild in the dating scene, so they could
happen to either one.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
One of the guys on friends more than one of
the girls the girls. So I'm gonna go take your
diperen diaper or something, he says, super diaper meeting Golden Girls.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Yeah, Sophia starts a fire during a date accidentally and
the lady scrambled to help her hide there.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
That's actually really funny.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I feel like this response is really insulting to the
golden girl.

Speaker 9 (06:00):
We can go mega diaper.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Brookeets, your turn.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Has been chosen.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm gonna go twelve.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Number twelve. Brook, a character accidentally eats a roommate's petfish,
thinking it was left over sushi. Is that New York Friends?
Young More thousand depends?

Speaker 11 (06:15):
I mean I got you to fish was second, and
I think once too when he was drunk.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Remember one thing I know about The Golden Girls is
they do not seem like sushi lovers.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Really isn't it takes place in Miami. I feel like
Miami would have really good sushi.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
It would, but yeah, the income they're on retirement funds,
I'm going it's New York Friends.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Brook says that happened on Friends.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh The Golden Girls.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Roses boyfriend leaves his beloved pet fish with her, and
Sophia again accidentally fries it up for dinner. It is
devastated when she finds.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Out why am I not watching more Golden I know
you don't watch it again.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Ten and twelve have been chosen.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Jose I'm gonna go with number five.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Number five.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
Jose, a character tries to hide fact that she's dating
a much younger man by pretending he's just there to
fix the sink and even hands him a wrench when
others walk in. Is that New York Friends or gallsand
Depends easily be either?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
This feels very blanche to me.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
It feels like Blanche, but like would she hide it?

Speaker 11 (07:16):
That's a good point, Like, oh, and is younger than me?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Maybe it's Dorothy. You know, she's a little up tight.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
You want to get hot.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Monica does date a teenager by accident at one in
the show.

Speaker 11 (07:30):
Jennifer, really, that joke is made? Or that is like
a hot like plumber? You know, like it leans more
towards friends.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
So you're saying friends, I'm logging in friends, Jose says
New York Friends. Yeah, that was Blanche who dates a
guy in his twenties and pretends he's a plumber.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Oh darn.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Even more problematic that they didn't lie about that high school.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
Or Jeffery, you gotta get this right to keep the
game going.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Number seven, all right, jeff.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
A character accidentally high there is a male stripper for
what she thinks is a grief support group and doesn't
realize the mistake until he starts undressing mid speech. Is
that New York Friends or Gals and Depends are just
great comedy.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Man, isn't that what happened that Brooks baby shower? Except
it wasn't an accident. Brook's mom ordered him on purpose.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, and he was a clown that would take off
his No.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
I want to I want to say neither on this neither.
I'm going this is a true story from Brooklyn. Life depends.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Jeffrey says, neither. That was a Golden Girls storyline. Rose
tries to organize support group, ends up booking a stripper
thinking he's a motivational speaker, and then his pants.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Came off it like binged.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Golden Girl. Yeah, it sounds awesome.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Today's Golden Girl is actually Alexis Plenty of twenty with.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
My natural golden hair.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while they
sing the friend's theme song. Who's it gonna be?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Let's go, jeff you for choosing either?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I mean, I'm sorry, okay?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought just because we're such good friends.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh sure, yeah, okay, ouch.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your job's joke, you bro?

Speaker 12 (09:23):
You love laftyou a good song.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
It's your shot collar question of other day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Suddenly it feels drafty in the studio.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
I don't know why you got a feather on your face.
You should be fine.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
It's all thanks to no pants and also no beard. Yes,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, because we just did
our next you Wouldn't Dare summertime challenge and I was
the victim this time.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, j beard, but I one side.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
There's a feather that sits right under his lips, so
every time he talks, it kind of whistles in the breeze.

Speaker 13 (10:05):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
You want to describe what you all did to me?
Or are you just ashamed of your evil handiwork actually
took it over.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I was impressive shaving for the first time on a
guy's face.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Dude, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You guys pushed so hard with those razors that really
felt like I was going to take off a honk
of skin.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
I cannot.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
That is absolutely opposite of what women do with their legs.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Should have just drawn the blade straight across my throat.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
And called it.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
You don't like the decorations we put up after we
shaved your beard up because I brought a glue stick.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I brought some glitter. We've got some craft moss.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Yeah, you did the full thing on me. It's bad
enough that I got circumcised as a baby, and now
as an adult, I have to get chin vaseectimized like this.

Speaker 11 (10:50):
Oh man, what other manly things you're gonna take away
from me?

Speaker 7 (10:55):
My Men's Health magazine subscription.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It is very hard to take you seriously right now?

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Yeah, I'm sure it is. So if you want to
watch my beautiful face get picassoed by Brook and Alexis, yeah,
and make sure you're following us. The feasures are getting
in my mouth now.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's just like facial hair. Just think of it like that, Nothing.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Like facial hair. But follow us at Brook and Jeffrey
on our socials on TikTok on YouTube, Instagram, and you
can watch all of our summer dares as they go
on all summer long. I can't wait for your dare, Brooks, Okay,
it's coming.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm just gonna tell you that glue is definitely clogging
your pores right now.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
So yeah, okay in a hot way though, right, all right,
the laser stories coming up right after this, it's the
radio segment that's helping parents with less attractive babies with
a new charity called Project Peekaboo. What's that teaching your

(11:53):
child to do peekaboo in reverse so nobody has to
see that.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
It's terrible job.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
There's still such leg as an ugly baby.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Yeah, say peak up bye bye. With Laser Story, the
segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other punch bros just don't. This first laser story
is out of number one in our heart's, minds and bodies.
Ye Florida. The Florida Highway Patrol started getting calls the

(12:22):
other day at eight thirty am about a man driving
erratically in the southbound lanes, which isn't that odd for Florida.
But what was is that the man was on a
riding lawnmoment on the freeway yep. So when officers arrived,
they say thirty eight year old Christopher Spain showed several

(12:43):
signs of impairment oh well, including small pupils, flush skin,
dry mouth, and visible irritation to the inside of his nose.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It was just gonna be including he's writing a writing
lawnmower on the freeway.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, that's okay if you're not under this right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, he was passed by Yeah, you have the right license.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
He refused a field sobriety test, but did offer to
drive backwards to his house with the mower so cops
could forget that this ever happened.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
And if he goes backwards, ress everything.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I see a drunker and paired person.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Couldn't do that, right, No.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Unfortunately for Christopher, they couldn't allow that. Interesting and he
was promptly arrested.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Didn't expect that to happen.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
The other interesting part of the situation was that Christopher
was on a toll road, so it's unclear if he
had his wallet with him or if he planned to
cover the charges by mail. The deputy said they would
tack that onto his bill to make it more convenient
for him to charge the mower.

Speaker 14 (13:42):
I got his license on it, so nice of them.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
This next Lazer story is out of We Aren't Leaving
Staying in Florida. A twenty five year old man named
Henry Attuniez Avarado was that a Planet Fitness when they
announced that they were closing.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
It was a leg day and you didn't get finished.
Is that was a problem for.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Some reason, that sent Henry into a frenzy where he
stripped off his clothing, ran naked through the gym, crawled
into the ceiling, knocked down several tiles throughout the building,
and disappeared.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
He just chose a different exit.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Employees looked everywhere for him and didn't know what happened
or where.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
He was where's the naked guy?

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Until they noticed a fire in one of the bathrooms.
At that point, the gym called the police and when
they showed up, they found Henry hiding inside a tanning
bed and they arrested him.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
It's actually a good hiding spot.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
And yes, he was still naked.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I mean, you don't want lines to know. Just a
smart movie.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Henry was charged with indecent exposure, arson, criminal mischief, and
providing false information to law enforcement.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But he does have some gloves.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Sure does still unclear what exactly set him off or
if he had any substances in his system.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
That is unclear. You have too much protein powder is
the problem.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
This next laser story is out of food News. You know, Wendy's,
your go to spot for Frosty's and bacon eatters.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I love Wendy's.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
They just launched a new meal collab that's downright spooky.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Are we getting into Halloween already?

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Well, in honor of the season two premiere of Netflix's
Wednesday Atoms starring Jenna.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Ortega, Dude, I can't wait either for that.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
To celebrate the fast food chain to launch the Meal
of Misfortune. So here's what it looks like. The bag
itself features illustrations of Wednesday Atom's iconic braids, along with
the phrase there's nothing happy about this meal.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, it just has like her shirt with the iconic
white collar on it.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, and the frosty looks like it's got blood in it.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
As far as the contents of this limited time purchase,
you'll get rest in ten piece chicken nuggets, curseding Crispy Fries,
and a small Raven's blood frosty. Also included is something
called the Dips of Dread, four Inferno inspired mystery sauces

(16:25):
creatively named you Can't Hide, Hide and Hide, this will
Sting Grave Mistake and nowhere to whoa.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I think they just won the collab game.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah, Each meal of Misfortune will come with two of
the four dipping sauces, so you might need to swing
by more than once if you want to sample each
of them. So remember Wednesday. Season two premierees on August
sixth on Netflix. The Wendy's Collapse starts August fourth.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Hey, calendar's perfect.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
This next laser story is out of gen Z Headquartersay.
Some employers complain that it's difficult to deal with younger
workers because they lack manners. They don't meet you in
the middle, and they just generally do whatever they're going
to do.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I would say our gen Z employees, Ashton and Alexis
and Ashley are fantastic.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Thank you, like ten out of ten. I would rate
them wow wow out of ten.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Now I don't believe really over selling it.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
There nobody an eighth.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Now this post on social media is going viral. Quote.
I'm a recruiter, so I do a ton of phone interviews,
and something I've noticed about gen Z specifically is a
lot of them answer the phone and don't say anything.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
They don't say hello, pick up.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Yeah, They'll just answer in total silence.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
In fact, maybe because they're just waiting for a robo
call to the Star.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I do that if I think it's a scammer.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yeah, that's not the case here though, the recruiter says,
these are calls that are scheduled by the candidates for
job interviews, and they were given her numbers, so they're
aware of who it is.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
So it's like the gen Z stare on the phone.
It's the same thing pretty much. No, that's like the
new TikTok thing that everybody's talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
We're gen Z. When you ask them a question or something,
they just stare blankly at you. They don't know what
to do. Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
A millennial responded, saying that a Hello greeting isn't just
having good manners, it's actually has a purpose to it,
where you're signifying you are present and you have answered
the phone.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes, and here I am ready to have conversation.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
But on the flip side, one reason gen zs may
not say anything is because they're the first generation to
ever grow up without landlines, and they may not have
picked up on what's customary to do when you pick
up the phone.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I mean it is true with my kids because we
have a landline. The phone ring and then they answer it.
I go you have to say hello, say hello.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Honestly, it has to be taught.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
So what weird is like old people love to like
have a whole introduction like yello or what my.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Friend used to be, Like so and so's barbecue, you
grill and we kill them.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Yeah, it's a different time. So what does this guy
do when he picks up the phone, Well he does
run several one, nine hundred numbers, So most people know
what they're getting into. Why that's kind of what it
is that sound. These laser stories has come to an
end for the day, We're gonna do it again at
the same.

Speaker 15 (19:35):
Time on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
On this show, yes, we talk about criminals and laser stories.
Oh they're so fun, and weirdos on Craigslist, Yeah, and
creepers on the Loser Line. But rarely do we devote
an entire segment to covering one disaster wedding unless it
really really does derves it.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Wow, some go down at Basels's wedding.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Yeah, they rent the wrong volcano.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
But oh my god, this may be the one time
all year we're doing this because one of the worst
wedding fails ever is making the news. And just wait
till you hear what happened after the questionable buffet dinner. No,
it's gonna go down in history and you're gonna hear
it right after this weddings. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

(20:28):
the morning, that magical day where two people promise to
love each other forever, surrounded by their friends, family, and
at least one aunt who's already way over the open bar.
Limited so nice, and if you're hosting one, the best
that you can expect is years down the road someone

(20:50):
looks back on your day and says, oh, yeah, I
remember that wedding. You guys had the best stuffed mushrooms.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Oh yeah, there is something like food related.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's what you took from my.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Jame's wedding had the best salmon.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Yeah, And just hopefully they aren't remembering the dream day
that took a hard left turn into chaos, regret, and
fire extinguishers. I want to go to job because on
this show we talked about all sorts of nuptial disasters,
with cake collapses, wardrobe malfunctions, and enough sloppy drunk uncles

(21:27):
to fill the fall Primetime schedule at TLC. But just
when you thought you've heard it all, there's a new
wedding mess making headlines today. We got to talk about
it because an engaged couple with the last name Finbaugh
was set to tie the knot. Okay, and everybody wants
to save money at their weddings, but maybe the Finnbaughs

(21:51):
went a little overboard on that idea.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Why was it like one of those breakfast weddings where
they just give you a bagel and call it good.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Those are really nice weddings. I really enjoy those.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
But sorry.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
First of all, the wedding invite only disclosed the location
and the time, no other information, nothing about the dress code.
There was no wedding website, nothing about where the venue was.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Oh wait, there's not even venue in no location.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Well they're not saying is it like, is it going
to be like inside? It's just an address and a time,
So they have some questions. It was just people got there.
Turns out it's an outdoor wedding on a humid, sunny
ninety five degree afternoon with no shade or misters anywhere.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
No dude, they're always like next to a barn and
it's a billion degrees, you're going.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
To pass out.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yes, they wish there was a barn, because at least
the barn would have gave some shape.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
There was nothing here.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Some guests were in shorts and T shirts and flip flops.
Others were in formal suits and flow length gowns.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yeah, bring a jacket to a wedding.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
One lady showed up in a full white dress.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
What not to do?

Speaker 7 (23:07):
That it was not the bride. The ceremony itself was
quote lengthy.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
As I'm a speedy wedding at.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Least an hour long, with screaming children interrupting throughout, which nightmare,
which isn't their fault, but anytime it happened, the minister
would stop and start that part of the ceremony over
power through.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Did you know the bride and groom or just dying
up front as well, like it's not just the guest.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah, everybody's suffering. And when that finally finished and the
applause happened, many guests were drowning in their own sweat. Yeah,
and all they wanted was a cold drink of water
and maybe a fly swatter because the bugs were going
crazy on the hot, humid day. But there was no
water on any of the tables. There was no water station.

(23:56):
It was just a huge line at the bar, which
again was outside in the heat, just so people could
get to the front in order a cup of water.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
No.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
One person finally gets there and asks the bartender for
a water, and the bartender replies, you got it, two dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
They're charging for water.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Yep. Above him is a sign that says no free
beverages period, not even water.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
That is awful. Why would you set your friends up
like that?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
He sounds like a bad music festival that we're at.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
You know, fire wedding.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I'm burnt, I'm sweaty, I can't get a water without
taking a mortgage out.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
I'm uncomfortable in so many ways.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
So the guess is like okay and pulls out his
credit card, and the bartender says, oh, sorry, we operate
cash on but there's an ATM two miles back down
the road.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Dude, Venmo. Just change it to VENMO.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I would be like, oh, I'm gonna get cash. Then
I would just not come back.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
So nobody has cash. People are begging the bartender for
a sip of water.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
God, I just have an ice cube. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
The water.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Yeah, yeah, that'll be a nickel please. When it came
to dinner, a quote homemade buffet was unveiled, dishes that
they prepared themselves, with flies swarming all over it for
guests to eat.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
You know, there was a potato salad that was just.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Hot, just some cold spaghetti in a tupperware, and Grandma's
tuna noodle castlerole.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It was like yesterday when I walked into the break
room and there was a big vat of potato salad
with a spoon in it, and.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
There it's still outside. It's like not refrigerated, and obviously
store bought.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah, that's tough. Staates for like two weeks though, not
to mention the bride and groom had apparently miscalculated with plates,
napkins and forks.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Under or over.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I'm guessing under under.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
Yeah, yeah, oh, when you need to read the room
and be like, let's call this.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
When dessert came out, there was an announcement made saying
you can come up and get some, but you'll have
to hold it with your hands. They the dessert they
served pudding.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Are you seriously they were putting into people's hands.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
There was a.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Line of people who came through, reached their hand into
the pudding path and brought it back to the table
with them just screaming. Children eating pudding out of their parents' hands.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
I mean, I'm just looking into my mouth out of
a spoon.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
This feels like like when society has finally fallen and
this is where we're gonna end up.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Many commented the Finnball wedding was more of a survival
challenge of Gosh. When it was all winding down, a
lot of guests thought that maybe the whole thing was
just a weird practical joke.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
It sounds like a TV it sounds like bunk.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean the pudding, it took me over the edge.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Yeah, that's too much.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
But turns out note wasn't a prank, just poor planning
and cheap skating by the bride and girl.

Speaker 11 (26:57):
And you know she's like that was my grandma was putting,
and I thought that we're gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
The worst part is they did have water bottles there.
They had bottles of water, but the bride banned them
from the wedding because they didn't match her aesthetic. The
labels just weren't.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
There's children hands, So that's our.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Nomination for biggest disaster wedding of the entire year.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
The thing is is, if you have a terrible wedding,
maybe it's only up from there, right.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
It's gonna be a breeze. That's your wedding disaster. We
got your phonesap coming up right after this.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's
phon Tap, we call a guy whose girlfriend just last
month decided I'm gonna take them a new hobby and
do some Spanish dance lessons.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's fine, just.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Something she wanted to try on her own, and for
some reason, every time she comes home from it to
her boyfriend, she is smiling from ear to.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Ear because dance is so fine. Yeah, he's feel good.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
He's noticed, and it's been a little weird for him.
He's even mentioned it to her a few times, so
she says he seems a tad bit insecure.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, perfect time to strike.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Oh it's the yeah, perfect time. Yeah, it's going to
happen right now.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hello, is this Nathan?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
Yeah, this is Nathan. Who's this?

Speaker 7 (28:31):
It is I.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
Rong though, and I am calling from the bhatta dance academy. Haha,
o shay, Uh do you know of the academy? Your girlfriend, Kendra,
she comes here for the classes.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
Uh, why are you calling me? And how did you
get my number?

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Kendra?

Speaker 14 (28:51):
She gave me your number and said, perhaps you would
like a phone call. Maybe you have some questions for
me or concerns.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I mean not really, that's weird that she did that.
She didn't tell me that.

Speaker 14 (29:05):
Juneo, Nathan, I think it is very natural to be
curious about a man who does not show up for
his beautiful girlfriend as a dance class.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
It's not that I'm not showing up, but I'm not invited.
She wanted to do this on her own.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
No word is my friend.

Speaker 14 (29:20):
She is in good hands and arms, really in heaps
and legs and one and two.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
And three and four.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
So this is what that is. It's like super close,
like together.

Speaker 14 (29:36):
Only physically, physically and emotionally. We do talk a lot.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
She is going through some stress at work, as you know.

Speaker 10 (29:46):
I didn't know. I didn't know that.

Speaker 14 (29:48):
Oh gosh, her new boss is such a jerk. Ju
and I should sit down for coffee some time. I
will tell you all about him. He is a total ahor.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
No, that's okay. I'll go ahead and talk to my
girlfriend about her own.

Speaker 14 (30:00):
Issues, okay, but I will not let her out of
class early, all right, So do not speak to her
during class time.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
That is my time with her.

Speaker 10 (30:07):
Okay, buddy, Look, you're crossing the line here, like she's
just taking a dance class with you. I don't know
why you're so involved.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
It is so much more. She pays me to please
to teach her.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
To teach her.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
Did you say the pleaser?

Speaker 14 (30:19):
You understand what I mean. It is an expression from dance.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
You're really paying the picture here, like it's more than
a dance class.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
You do not need to feel intimidated my friend. When
I hold her, it is only for ballence. But when
I feel her skin, it is just to check how
moist it is. Wait, because she's using a new moisturizer.
She's been talking about it a lot. It's like cucumbermellon
to the extreme. My friend is delicious.

Speaker 10 (30:44):
See now, would you have a problem if a stranger
knew that about another guy's girlfriend, because see that?

Speaker 14 (30:50):
Oh no, for me, it would be a compliment. Feel
free to smell all of my girlfriends. One smells like
vanilla one smells like cinnamon, and I think a little
bit of nutmeg.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
You're like some sort of dance floor player or something.

Speaker 14 (31:03):
No, I am just an instructor who is passionate about dancing.
From the moment my alarm clock goes off, the beats
start hitting me. My ship start to dry right as
I wake up, first counterclockwise, then clockwise. It's like stretching
for my heats, my loins. Dance is my life. I
brush my teeth on the beat.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
You've given me a lot of weird pictures.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Oh, pictures.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
I will send you pictures if you like.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
No, no, no, no, thank you.

Speaker 14 (31:30):
Are you sure I have one from your girlfriend Kendra
right here?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Oh, I'm looking at it.

Speaker 10 (31:35):
She did not send you a picture of herself.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Oh it is very sexy. So I did not even
ask for this.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
And all it says is you have been phoned out
on Brooken, Heiffrey and Lamanniana.

Speaker 16 (31:44):
Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to her because this
is out of line.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
This is because you do not speak Spanish.

Speaker 14 (31:49):
You do not understanding Brookn, Heifrey and Lamagnana.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Maybe if I.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
Say Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is
a prank phone call.

Speaker 16 (31:57):
Oh my god, because yes, this is actually a Jose
from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
Man. What I was like, I had no idea what
to say. I was just like, this guy is confusing.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Man, So tender loves the show.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
And she said she started a new dance class, and
you've been asking questions.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Like who you dance with when you're there, and like
you just don't know.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Wow, I guess I'd better try to find out now.
Now you got me suspicious.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
I am sure you're fine, all right?

Speaker 14 (32:31):
And her instructor doesn't know that she smells exactly like cucumber,
melon and a little bit of strawberries.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Wait so you know that, No, but that is a
great scent. Can we all agree?

Speaker 10 (32:41):
Huh? Yes, yes, I think so.

Speaker 11 (32:43):
Text in seven, eight, five, nine to two Team Cucumber mellon.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
The second Man.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Weak Up.

Speaker 15 (32:51):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
When you go out to dinner, okay, to make certain
requests from the restaurant, Okay, reasonable ones like asking if
your salad dressing can be on the side okay, yeah,
or asking for a bottle of champagne to be waiting
at the table when you arrive, or even asking to
be seated in an area with more attractive people in

(33:18):
your eye life. Nobody wants to see us while you're
eating your lobster.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
They always put in by the bathroom, like, oh, really
pretty section through this door.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
But one of our listeners made a different kind of
request from his server after they got to dinner, and
a lot of people in this room thought it crossed
the line, a lot of the people who would be
seated in the section, But the restaurant did grant his request,
and you'll hear it see if you agree in your
second date.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Update, next second date update.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Isn't it annoying when you're on the dating apps and
you match with somebody and you can just talk to
them right away?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What isn't that? What you want to know?

Speaker 12 (34:06):
It?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (34:08):
I want to work for it. That's why I'm glad.
On Bumble they added multiple steps in hoops you have
to jump through first, where if you're a guy and
you match with the girl first, the woman sends you
a prompt question that the guy has to answer, and
if she doesn't like your response to that, she could
just ditch you right away without ever speaking a word

(34:29):
to you.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I feel like you have to fill out full essay
questions like you're back in high school English class all
over again to get a date.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
We're not there yet, but I hope it gets to
that person because I love writing essays. See if she
does like your answer, then she can approve and give
the green light to actually message her. So if you
get that prompt, then you're halfway there. And one of
our listeners apparently got it recently. His name is Card

(34:58):
with a K. Congratulations you got to answer a pre
selected question. That must feel pretty good. Yeah, totally, you.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Did it, buddy.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Is it too much details to know what her pre
selected question was about?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
What was the question?

Speaker 17 (35:15):
So it was what's the best piece of advice you've
ever received?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Oh gosh?

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Oh serious?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
She was going to ask for your favorite pizza toppings, That's.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
What I would It is tricky how you answer that,
because if you're just sincere without being fun, then you're
gonna look very boring in stiff Yeah, But at the
same time, if you're too fun and too silly, then
it seems like you're not taking this serious.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
You're not going to call back.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I would take my grandmother's vice, live and learn, die
and forget it all.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Boring, Okay, boring and a little bit morbid. If card,
what did you answer to the prompt what's the best
advice you ever got?

Speaker 11 (35:56):
So?

Speaker 17 (35:56):
I really thought about it, and I came up with
three options because this girl is really cute and I
didn't want to blow it.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Okay, okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
What did you do?

Speaker 7 (36:05):
Give us the other two before you tell us the winner?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
We're going deep.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
I know what the options are so we can make
sure you chose.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So we're just writing down life advice for yourself. Is
that what you're doing?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
We might as.

Speaker 17 (36:17):
My runner ups were put the cart back, people are watching.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 17 (36:24):
My next one I was always be yourself unless you
can be Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Then yeah, that's definitely what it was like, saying people
put on.

Speaker 17 (36:37):
You didn't like that one, No, like, maybe that's too
silly and not answering it. So I wasn't sure.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Okay, So what was the winner?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (36:47):
So the one I went with was never date someone
who collaps when the plane lands.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
She must have liked it, right, Okay.

Speaker 17 (36:56):
She said, you're going to update her profile and put
it on hers and she did.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Oh bro, that's extra. That's like personalizing her own thing
after you good.

Speaker 17 (37:07):
I was flattered. But the best part was, you know,
it led to a date, So.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
There you go. Okay, you made it over all the hurdles,
through the obstacles and you got actual meet up with her.
What did you do for your date right there? Oh well,
he's not going to talk to you if you did that, bro,
What did you do for your date? Well?

Speaker 17 (37:26):
Because of things beyond my control, I couldn't e until
super late, so I booked as a dinner reservation at
nine point thirty thirty. She initially asked if I could
go earlier, but I told her I couldn't, but I
really wanted to buy her dinner and spend time with her,
and that one or over okay, oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
It went well.

Speaker 17 (37:47):
We were there for a long time past midnight.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Oh wow, whoa, You must have really clicked for two
and a half hours at dinner. What time does the
restaurant even close?

Speaker 6 (37:57):
That's a long dinner.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
It's really long.

Speaker 17 (38:00):
Was supposed to close at eleven, but we asked if
we could hang there while they like shut stuff down,
and they let us.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
That's actually like, that's actually a rude thing.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's so bad.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
I thought I would take that as a compliment if
I worked in the restaurant, to be like, well, they
love us so much they want to stick around beyond.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I stay here for you. Oh goodness.

Speaker 17 (38:21):
I don't think they were too bothered by it, because
they still had the clean up and stuff and rolling silverware.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
They're sweeping.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You haven't worked, you better have tipped.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Well, yeah, of course I did.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Restaurant aside, like, it sounds like it was going great
with her.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
Yeah, you know, So how did the night end?

Speaker 17 (38:38):
It was a good night. I walked into her car
because we drove separately, and it was a quick kiss.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
Not a long one.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
All right, So I'm seeing.

Speaker 17 (38:48):
If I can take her out again. I even joked
over text that we could do a normal time.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
I'll put it up to eight thirty.

Speaker 17 (38:57):
But he's not responding.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So she's just not respond Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I mean, it seems like she was so invested.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Just all of the hoops you had to jump through
to even get the date feels like she would have
been all in.

Speaker 17 (39:09):
Yeah, I would think, but no dice.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
No dice.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Okay, well, don't sound so dejected on the phone right now, car.
We haven't even called her and got the answer. There
might be a total misunderstanding here.

Speaker 17 (39:20):
That's what I'm worried about. When you guys call people,
normally doesn't go well.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Because we're always the last resort, you know, Yeah, and
we only air.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
The craziest, worst one. So don't worry. Is this is
the air's actually a bad thing.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Yeah, hopefully. This is so boring we never even put
it on our actual show. That's the goal. We'll see
what happens when we call Amy. We're gonna come back
and try and get you a second date update, super
boring edition right after this. Okay, hold on man, second
date update. In the story of Cinderella, you know her

(39:58):
date with the prince is going well because she stays
out with him till midnight. Yeah, not's not a girl.
But in this situation, our listener, Card with a K
took his date Amy to a late dinner and they
stayed past midnight.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Despite the restaurant being closed.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yes, on a date, you're like dancing?

Speaker 18 (40:22):
Yeah, yeah, but it is a good sign that they
were out together for so long, and now is it
possible her date accidentally left her glass stiletto behind and
ended up bibbity bopping the waiter?

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Alec Azooo, mechicad, I get it.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
We don't change things what happened. But no matter what,
I am interested to hear how this modern day fairy
tale ends alved. We're gonna find out. I mean, maybe
we could just ask Card Card did you have a
hot waiter?

Speaker 17 (41:00):
Exceptionally?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
All right, Okay, that's good. You start intimidated by whoever
your staff was.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Was your uber a pumpkin?

Speaker 7 (41:09):
That's a good question, ballet Jose He said that they
drove separately.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
I didn't need an answer, Jeff, No, it's not a
checking off.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Okay. Let's just call this lovely lady Amy, okay, and
hopefully she picks up and we get some answers out
of her. You ready to do this? I was saying
that to myself. I'm ready. Let's do it, Jeff, here
we go.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
Hey is this Amy?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Hey, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.

Speaker 19 (41:48):
Hi, Amy, Hi, Wait, what do you mean.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Radio still exists? I know it's shocking, but we do
a show. It's called Brook and Jeffrey. I think I
already said that, and uh, this is a segment called
second Date Update.

Speaker 19 (42:02):
I'm sorry, I'm not shying rude, but why are you.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Calling great question?

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Yeah, it's part of that segment, the second date thing,
because we're trying to help out one of our listeners
that you went out with recently, a guy named Card.
Oh my god, what Card?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Did I just hear you go in?

Speaker 17 (42:27):
Sorry, that's my honest reaction.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Oh no, oh, well, it's okay. Interesting if you feel
that way, that's fine. It's just Card has reached out
to our show because he's a little bit confused. Why
after your date you're not responding to any of his
texts or messages?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, oh you're laughing. Does that mean you think he
should know?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I mean, yeah, sure, okay, let's go.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Yeah, I'll just tell you a few things that we
know about your date is that it started pretty late.
You were at a restaurant for like two and a
half hours till like way past it even closed. He
felt like the vibes were pretty good, so we're wait.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
There was even a cute little kiss he said at
the end.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Yeah, a little quick one.

Speaker 19 (43:11):
Yeah, okay, is that all accurate?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Those are fat?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well okay, so where'd.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
It go wrong?

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Well maybe just tell us how did you feel about
the date?

Speaker 10 (43:21):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (43:22):
Well, first of all, we get there at nine thirty.
I'm hungry. I've been waiting to eat, you know.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Yeah, oh, you didn't have free dinner, but.

Speaker 19 (43:33):
I was fully expecting to eat when we.

Speaker 17 (43:34):
Got thereally, okay, totally.

Speaker 19 (43:36):
The waiter kept coming over to take our order, and
he kept telling him we weren't ready yet, and I'm like,
visibly hungry, You're you're hungry? Yes, yes, So we didn't
actually get our food till like ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
What Oh my god, I wouldn't even be able to
see straight if I was just sitting at that table.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (43:58):
No, around eleven, where are the last ones in the restaurant?
And I'm like, it is time that Okay. So I
I used to work in a restaurant. Okay, I have
been a server and it is absolutely mortifyingly embarrassing to me.
If I'm with somebody.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Who does not respect the fact that these people have their.

Speaker 19 (44:17):
Own lives, you need to go home.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, Amy, We totally sympathize with that.
That was not made clear to us from what we
heard from Card. He felt like you were okay with
staying later, and it was almost like the vibe was
so good. The date just kept going and going.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
He said, it was good.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (44:38):
When people are asking you to leave the restaurant.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Oh, because it's such a romantic scene, they're.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Like, oh, I can't love with this beautiful couple.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
And he's yeah, saying the love way.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
It sounds like Card is maybe not very good at
reading the room.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
He kept going, I looked beyond.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
It looked beyond beyond.

Speaker 19 (45:00):
Oh, if you stay ambiyonce one more time.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
I swear that in.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
His defense, though maybe he just liked you more time
with you.

Speaker 19 (45:09):
Now there's something weird about it, because around like eleven
fifty five, they finally were like, you have to leave
and know uncertain terms. They weren't trying to be nice
about it anymore. And this man looks at the server
and looks at the bill, and he goes, I'm still
looking over the bill.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Oh, A financially responsible man.

Speaker 19 (45:32):
No way, when I tell you I wanted to die.
So around midnight we finally left, and it just seems
really weird because what we could have gone to another place.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Okay, it sounds like it sounds like you have a
lot of questions about why he was doing this and
what was going on. The good news is we could
just ask him directly because Card is on the other
line right now wanting to talk to He's very patient.
If you can't, still have to let.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
The car.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
What's the are you hearing?

Speaker 17 (46:01):
But is it a bad thing that I liked the rest?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Turn music off, of the lights off?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You know what, I'm sorry.

Speaker 19 (46:11):
If I'd known that you were listening this whole time,
I probably would have been a little nicer, But you
know what, they were closing and you wouldn't leave, and
it was weird and I was.

Speaker 17 (46:21):
One to stay there and enjoy it with you.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
From the room. Okay.

Speaker 19 (46:28):
They brought us the bill before eleven, and you kept
insisting on waiting more and more, and they were very
clear they needed and you just you just kept finding
reasons to I mean, what was going on because it
was really I don't know, it was really strange.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Okay, Okay, Amy, I think you've said your your piece,
So Car, do you have anything that you want to
say to Amy in response to that, And I was a.

Speaker 17 (46:55):
Little low on funds. The cell phone company I work
for doesn't pay me till midnight on Friday. I used
my debit card for the meal, and I wouldn't have
gone through if I had paid earlier.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Look, you feel bad for that.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I feel you.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Didn't have money and he needed a way to take
her out.

Speaker 17 (47:16):
I don't feel bad.

Speaker 19 (47:17):
That's the dumbest I've ever heard you talking about it.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Why didn't you just schedule it for a later date?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
What is wrong?

Speaker 7 (47:27):
What?

Speaker 17 (47:29):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Okay, you didn't have the money in your account to
pay the bill, so you're trying to stall until the payment.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I know, right when our patient comes through too.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Okay, But like, well, okay, we understand that if you're
paying like directly out of your account with a debit card,
but like, why don't you do it on a credit
card and then pay it later.

Speaker 17 (47:54):
I don't have a credit card.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
You don't have a credit card.

Speaker 17 (47:57):
No, I don't trust myself, Harry one.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's good financial honestly, But they pre approve you for
credit cards, even.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
A rich guy. That is such a privileged thing.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
You know you're doing right, That's a good financial choice, right, Amy,
I mean that's responsible.

Speaker 17 (48:18):
Girls.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Card, You're not really saying a lot here. Is there
any defense you want to make or anything you want
to say to Amy?

Speaker 17 (48:30):
I mean what else can I say? I told you, guys,
what the deal was. I just tried to fall a
little bit. I mean, at this point, I feel like
it set us Cinderella. I got one of the wicked
step Sisters.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, don't come at her.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
You know the Stepsisters are freaky though. Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I feel like Amy, you should give him another chance.
I've always dated low fund guys.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
At least, and if Brooke is willing to give a
break to a poor man, then you should be willing
to do it. That's very out of there there for her.
What do you think, Amy? One more chance and look,
we'll take all the credit cards off the table, will
pay for the date.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Girl Card needs to eat. You need to say yes to.

Speaker 19 (49:10):
This, Amy, all right, Listen between the lack of considerations
for the wait, Josh.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
That not just think, and the bad and the no
credit these red flags just waving man.

Speaker 19 (49:28):
No, I thank you very much, guys, but no thank you.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Oh I thought she was leading to it.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Yes, I thought.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Okay, I thought she was going to run past the
red flash.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
All right, Well, that gives you something to work towards,
you know, like a little more financial stability.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
To a bullet.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I'm Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
I mean, come on, I know you felt sorry for
the guys.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I felt terrible for him.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
But be honest with yourself. There is no way you
would go on a date with a guy who is
so bad with money he doesn't even trust himself with
a credit card.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh yes, absolutely I would.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I had a first date with a boyfriend who we
went to a burger joint because he had a free
burger coupon.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Okay, I'm not talking about your free and easy early
twenties where you tip the grocery baggers with a nude polaroid.
I mean, these are adults looking at that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Do you look so cute in polaroids?

Speaker 7 (50:29):
It's just not I know that the perfect lighting in those,
but remember, these are adults looking to lock down a
healthy relationship with a stable guy.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
A guy who is willing to not get a credit
card to avoid going into debt is a stable guy,
and I really is absolutely I stand by that.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
I thought Alexis had a good point where this guy
would thro all this trouble because he still wanted to pay.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Said, Hey, if you just loan this, I can venmo
you in two hours.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
He's like, no, yes, I want to bring us down
both into debt and then you can help pay us
out of it. Sorry, I forgot what romance looks like.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
They said.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
The guy has never dealt with overdraft fees.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yeah, I don't know. We can agree to disagree on
this one.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
You've gotten under draft fees.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Yeah, I have too much money.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
In that account.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
It is a burden. But you know what, we weren't
able to make it work for a card. But doesn't
mean we can't help you out. You can always email
the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
And go check out all of our second eight podcasts
for your entertainment. They're available at Brook and.

Speaker 15 (51:31):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
I'm a little surprised my co hosts haven't noticed the
self promotion that I've been doing for myself over the
past week.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'm glad you're not doing self promotion for someone else.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Yeah, yeah, like one, I fake cried on Instagram Live
for like twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I did not see that.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I know nobody saw it, zero views, but I'm trying. Second,
I started beef with the overnight guy at NPR.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Oh they are not in a good spot right now.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Oh yeah, And I let him know that face. I
even sent a strongly worded letter to the San Diego
Chicken mascot.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
And he's retired.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Dude, He's like the coolest guy.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Not to me. What you trying to do? Why are
you starting all his.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Bea good question. Why am I doing all this? Because
they say any press is good press, Brook, and I
need it for my brand new song of.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
The week, the San Diego Chicken alone.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
It okay, fine, but I hope the overnight NPR guy
is listening to this and feels bad. Coming up right
after this, It's time for your brand new song of
the week, jeff It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
And there's one story in the news that just won't
go away. They're analyzing the pictures and the videos and

(52:55):
talking to people who were there politics usually, Bro, that's
not quite the story I'm talking about. I feel like
you might know where I'm going with this. Ye the
kiss cam at cold Play, the cheating scandal that rocked
the internet.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
And it's amazing because now every other jumbo troll is
jumping on the bandwagon, Like I was at an MLB
game this week and they did a whole spoofy like
dodge It.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Now they're all trolling him. And the dude is like
a bajillionaire CEO guy and the woman was his HR
lady of HR, and they were busted doing exactly what
they tell you not to do in all the HR
instructional videos and this.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Listen. I checked with myself, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Those two have been through so much over the past week.
I just had to step in and instead of the Beatles,
let it be, it's Young Jefferies. Let them be.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Wait what you're like.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
For the ringer enough at this point, just let him
cheat and people.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Aren't going to No one is defending them, jeff only you.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Okay, you know what, you know what. I'm not doing that.
I'm not gonna do that. Go on them just like
everybody else. And of course I got to do it
to a cold Play song. So instead of cold Plays
the Scientist, it's Young Jeffery's the Slimy Kiss and I'm
gonna sing it as if I was the CEO guy

(54:24):
who thought I was about to get away with it?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Do you want to put your arms around Jose for
the entire song?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
And this is a good point.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
If I'm doing this right, I probably need to bring
in some sort of HR rep we have HR.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Yeah, I got a lot to talk to them about.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
It's a blow up, so excuse me.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Terrifying. And now that I'm in position, you're on her boobs.
That's how it happened. Is this right?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Looks like you're in love?

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Yeah, nothing's gonna go wrong. Now, just us here to
Coldplay concert. I'm gonna point when I'm ready, point.

Speaker 20 (55:14):
A binda pleachers getting a snugly nuzzling the head of h.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Arms under her boots as they play Fix you? What
could go wrong in this pond?

Speaker 12 (55:41):
Hiding our sequent Coldplay.

Speaker 21 (55:45):
Discretions tickets on the corporate car for risky as cherbles,
slimy as snake, snaky or staff.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Than a far.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Why is my face on the t.

Speaker 22 (56:13):
To deer in the headlights.

Speaker 13 (56:16):
Of a car?

Speaker 12 (56:19):
No div away, you don't see me. I came here
to French but now I'm saying hour of Why just
praying nobody saw.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Old.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
All right, I'm looking either they're having an affair or
the story shun.

Speaker 12 (56:50):
No, it's not what you're guessing, just some team building
to in trust falls in the dark. My LinkedIn was
quietet until itn't Vitty os up on World Star.

Speaker 22 (57:19):
I've seen all the means kiss camperidies and my wife
collaxed those like on Coreer in Shambles, fu Lin turn
to Fao took the phrase word wife.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
To far.

Speaker 12 (57:45):
Called on a saety the Strey sixty thousand fans. They're
all got scared.

Speaker 13 (57:58):
Chris Martens my apo Traine, So after the show I
Google rated him one star.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Being a rich white guy is hot.

Speaker 22 (58:18):
It's like, when will the adulterous male CEO billionaires finally
catch a break in this country?

Speaker 12 (58:25):
You wanted to start paying taxes and be faithful to
our lives, squeom.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
I told her let's just stay at the motel, but no, no,
she had to hear Fiva Lapida.

Speaker 13 (58:44):
Video Peru.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Whatever happened to people putting their phones away and just
lipping in the moment, not filming every affair. One hundred
million view, Wait a hundred million, that's.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
A lot right.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Why does that sound like a lot?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
My job is.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
My exit interview with HR was awkward. Cancel the company's
upcoming romantic team building crew at least postpone.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
A concert.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
I'm a cheating is all right?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Those rich white guys, we get a catch up break seven.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
You could tell us what you thought about the song
of the week. Go check out the video.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Have to see the video. Jeff with the blow up doll.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Okay, she's an HR representative. Okay, sorry, and she doesn't
appreciate you talking of her like that. So that's your
song of the week.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Most people don't know that when Brooke does her karaoke
in July, she dances while she sings, moving her body
in ways that I wish I never had seen you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Ragged Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
No, she hasn't muscle.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
It's kind of impressive. So Brook, before you sing today,
I want you to picture. It's Jose's bachelor party in
Europe on the table.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Pony rad.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
This is a Wendy's get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Oh wow, it's funky.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Took me in free Frosty's Wendy's pigtails.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Guys, Yeah, This was quite a scene. So let's let's
move on from this and just turned on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Is the problem?

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Yeah, and that's why I'm averting my eyes. Let's talk
to Eric, who is zero and two against you all time.
Welcome to the crap show. Eric, How you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
How are your ponies?

Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
Eric b just making everybody, all the men awkward right now,
super traumatized.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I'm available for bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
All right, I believe you are.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Okay, Get you on up out of here, Brooks so
we can get to the trivia. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
Eric.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (01:01:42):
All right? Good luck, my man. Your time starts now
on this day. In twenty sixteen, what company bought Yahoo
for four point eight billion AT and T or Verizon?
The brand Wild Turkey is what type of alcohol in
the video game Donkey Kong? What's the name of his
little monkey sidekick? Who is the current host of Wheel

(01:02:06):
of Fortune?

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Oh? What's his name?

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
In the In Britain, the slang term Bobby refers to
what public service profession. I'm not sure either, pass on
that one too. He's still dealing with the trauma from
what was happening in the book before. So I feel you, Eric,
and uh, let's take the let's change the topic to
something else because it says on my phone screen. Or

(01:02:35):
not only do you work for a general contract or
doing project management, but during the summer you love to
go on camping trips. So what's one tip regarding camping
that we should know, Something that you bring, something that
you do. What's one tip you have from an experienced camper?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Make sure that you can have fires. There's a lot
of firebands, is what you mean?

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Yeah, yeah, no on a camping trip.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah, if there's a firemand if there's high fire danger
in the area, then you can't have any campfires.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Also, then you just bring an electric heat lamb.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Well I just put it like a video of a
fireplace on my iPhone and then we all breathe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
On each other.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
So you all can camp the way you want a
camp whatever makes you feel good. That's just how we
do it over here. So Eric, maybe take that to
your next trip with you. You can use it or not.
But it's Brooks turn. Brook Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
Yes, Jeff would bring an RV, so don't.

Speaker 17 (01:03:27):
Listen to that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, you mean the RV to the fancy five star
hotel park.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
That's right. Yeah, Hey, don't judge me for roughing it.
So Book, it is your turn.

Speaker 22 (01:03:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
Your time starts now on this day in twenty sixteen?
What company bought Yahoo for four point eight billion dollars
AT and T or Verizon Verizon? The brand Wild Turkey
is what type of alcohol whiskey in the video game
Donkey Kong. What's the name of his little monkey sidekick?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Oh, monkey Kong?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Who is the.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Current host of The Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh uh? Drew Drew Carrey.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
In Britain, the slang term bobby refers to what public
service profession.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Bobby is a police officer.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Let's find out. Time's up. Answers are in. We're gonna
go to the scoreboard to see how you both did
with Jose.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
You can do it, Eric, you got too correct today.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
You can do it pretty good. I'm not feeling super confident,
but I am still feeling turned on.

Speaker 11 (01:04:29):
Oh god, well, by throwing Eric off, he got two
Brook three correct.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
Yeah, stage dah by one there, Eric, I'm sorry, but
let's got the answers for everybody on this day. In
twenty sixteen, Yahoo was purchased for four point eight billion
dollars by Verizon Day brand. Wild turkey is a type
of whiskey. Of course, brook knew that. In the video
game Donkey Kong. His little monkey sidekick is Diddy Kong

(01:04:58):
Diddy his nephew. The current host of Wheel of Fortune
is Ryan Seacrest. He started in September of twenty twenty four,
taking over for Pat Sajack.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Wheel of Fortune. I was taking the price is right
in my head.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
In Britain, the slang bobby refers to a police officer,
the slang nickname for it like cops over here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Bobby's after me, So Eric.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
I'm sorry man, not enough to beat Brooke today, but
just we're playing. We are going to give you a
pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on
the Texas Rangers at t Mobile Park on August third.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Yeah, well have fun in this summer out in the woods.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
Man, Yeah, you have fun. Watch out for those bachelor
party I'll do win Brooks Buck the same time on
Monday

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning
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