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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
the podcast, Alexis.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
How many five hour energy bottles did you count in
the trash can? I think it was eleven?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh guys, fifty energy?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude his fuel for
his parody song. Today's song of the week is in well,
today's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
There it goes. Let's start it now.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Already our show is starting out with a frosty tone. Really,
it's Brook and Jeffrey and.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're just having a great conversation in here.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That a great conversation because I get into work this
morning and what do I see an email from our
digital producer saying, Hey, free chocolate muffins in the breakroom
toke them because literally everyone else has been let go
from the radio station. And all the people in this
room know this, but I feel like the listeners need

(00:50):
to remember. I love chocolate.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Muffins, and Jake literally got these at Costco yesterday and
brought him in.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I used to eat Costco chocolate muffins every single morning
for breakfast growing up until it's just Costco changed the recipe.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, I know him, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Just talked, talked about this, not even gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm surprised it's taken us this long to go into
muffin game.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's been like five months.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, and they also got rid of lemon poppy seed.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, no one cares about that crap. It's the Costco
chocolate muffins that matter. Because first they shrunk them down
to like a fourth of their original size.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well now they're calling him what triple chocolate instead of
double chocolate disgust.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
They're not They're not light and fluffy like they used
to be before. Now they're like these dense cocoa bricks
of sadness.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
It almost dented the table when I but.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It comes in the pretty like baking.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
This is the worst thing to happen to this country
in ten years. This is horrible. Some people have politics
that they stand up for certain countries. People stand up
for water rights. I stand up for muffins. Okay, you
make muffins great again.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
You're gonna die on it is.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm gonna I'm gonna live on top of this hill,
arrive on top of that hill. If you're listening, Costco bakers,
this is for you. Be better.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Do you know that it's not like homemade in Costco.
They're all using the problem Brooks.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't think i'd blame the baby love the Muffins.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Now we gotta move on and get into the shock
collar question of the day with a man who started this,
Muffin Mass digital producer Jake You and Muffin pussing some
of a gun.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I feel like we just became like enemies.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
We did.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
How dare you bring this trash?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I just threw it again, Karakee.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's Steve Irwin Day. It's the one day year where
we all feel like hopping into a full khaki outfit
wrestling a twelve foot croc while shouting ain't she a butte?
But today we're honoring the life and legacy of the
legendary crocodile hunter by talking about all things Americans can't
get enough of when it comes to the land down Under.

(03:09):
Oh so that's why today, in honor of Steve Irwin,
we're doing a special Ozzy Azzy Azzy.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oi Oi Oi edition of.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Benty of twenty. Now I have a list of the
top twenty things Americans love about Australia. Oh interesting, it
could be places, it could be lifestyle. It could be people.
The board is completely open to pick anything about what
Americans love the most about Australia and the aussis. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who accidentally took a trip

(03:40):
to Austria when she meant to go to Australia, and
her quote was, it's fine. They both have kangaroos and stuff. Right,
that's Alexis. Alexis top twenty things Americans love about Australians.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
Speaking of kangaroos, I mean the kangaroos and the walls
there so you can go right up to them.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
So I say you, kangaroos is number three on my list.
I'm gonna take Kowala's off the board. Ka is both
off the board. Let's go to Brook.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Is it bad that the first thing I just thought
of was like hot men, I don't know more. Yeah,
do I need to be more specific than attractive people?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna need an attractive person.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, I'm gonna go with the Hemsworth brothers.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Brooke went with the Hemsworth That is what correct out.
I'm sorry, I have some other handsomer, beautiful Australians on here,
like maybe there's too many of them were over to Hosel.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I have my favorite Australian woman in my head.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now you got Margot Robbie.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, I would say there's probably easier ones you guys
could guess than individual Australia.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Yeah, I know that, but I was saying, if she
got that wrong, it makes me just want to go
to something generic like the beaches.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
The beaches of Australia. There is number four on my list.
Hot Bond Eye, white Haven, Gold Coast, plenty of nice beaches.
We totally knew all those names. All right, Jeff hike down,
you got an answer for me.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
One good thing I will say about Australia is their
dessert Tim Tams, those chocolate covered biscuits. I would take
a Tim Tam over the new crappy Costco muffin any day.
Give me chocolate Tim Tams.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Jeffrey said, Tim Tams, that is the number six on
my list. They're actually really good. I have a picture
of them. I'm gonna pass it to not Jeff. We're
back to Alexis.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Isn't the reef there?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
That's there?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Why did you say it? The lexus needs to come
up with the answers. It's okay, I was going to
say a great barrier, reef.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, it's number two.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Over to you, I'm thinking tourists.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Tourists right now, be just first, next tourist if I've
never been.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I want to go see the Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Sydney Opera House is number eleven on my list, an
architectural marvel. Jeffrey, over to you.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm surprised we haven't just covered this. Everybody loves the
Australian accent, so give me Australian accent.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
The Australian accent is the number one. We're thinking about women,
but not what comes.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Out of them.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That's how tired do you think they are of tourist
mimicking the accent?

Speaker 9 (06:24):
There?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Alexis okay, is surfing there different than beaches?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that a separate cot?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I would say that's different.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, I'm surfing.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Culture number nine on my list, very appealing to surf
over there, Jose, you I'm gonna go, Jose, said Margot Robbie.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
That is.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Correct, not on my list, Jeffrey. Wrong here, Well, we have.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
To get one person right from Australia that's on the list.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think it's the most obvious one.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I think so too, And the movie Mulan Room really
did it for me. So give me Nicole Kidman, please.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Col kid is.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
A weird way to get there.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Mulan Rouge, she's amazing.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
She stars as Setene and has tuberculosis and Mulan Rouge
so hot, and she's number nineteen on my list. Oh
my god, you touch a consumption, Alexis, do you have anymore?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I'm gonna go very generally say the clubs.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
The clubs like for field hockey, these are places.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
We got the access to the hotment altogether in.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
One face, Alexis said, Australian clubs. It's not the Unfortunately,
my greatest rival Jeffrey has one Today's edition up twenty
of twenty. Here's some of the things you guys missed
on the list. Number five out Back Adventures just out
back in general was on the list. The Curiosity Overmite

(07:51):
was number seven. Throwing a shrimp on the barbie made
the top ten frames barbecues Australian high If I said
shrimp on the barbie, I would have counted the other
Australian on the list besides the Cole Kidman, Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
The laid back lifestyle was fourteen, Boomerangs fifteen, the Australian
Open from tennis, Aussie slang seventeen, Crocodile Dundee was eighteen,
and Australian Coffee was number twenty. So very good.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
They have really expensive.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
YouTube.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, since I got the most right, I get to
choose to get shocked. They're going to be singing down
Under by the Australian band men at work and I'm
giving it to the costco cuck digital Jake Wow, of
course I can do.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
That muffin that he brought for you is sitting in
the dust.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I come from a Londown. Its flow and Manchunda, did
I keep it going?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
We're going to do a phone tap right after.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
This freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Rolling right through November. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
And if you listened a few days ago, we have
an ongoing beef with Julia Louise Drive.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You can't have a beef when it's only one sided.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's full beef at this point. So you know Elaine
from Steinfeld because her podcast was ranked two spots higher
than our Second Date podcast on Spotify. It should be
a problem. You can search it wherever you find your
podcast at Broken Jeffrey second Date updates. Now, there's been
an interesting development. For whatever reason, listeners have sprinted away

(09:32):
from Julia's fraudcast for she's like.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Talking to women about it.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Trashcast as I like to call it. And if you
didn't know, her podcast title is Wiser than Me? Could
you be more full of yourself? Julia, You're the wisest person.
I can't believe there's wiser people than me.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I think she's talking book.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm speaking book. I'm speaking for this show and our podcast.
If you want trump for all the other podcasts, go
right ahead. Julia has dropped five spots though since our
beef has started, because people finally saw through her bs
and I exposed her for the fourth flusher that she
really is.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You know, I think that we could share with.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Her is communism brook that everyone gets their equal parts
socialist exactly. As for us, where are we ranked now? Well,
we fall in three spots. So Julia is now sitting
at thirty and we're at thirty one. Oh my god,
who can lose faster between the two of us? That's

(10:37):
the new competition's tearing us apart trying.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
To do one hundred.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think that's still pretty sweet.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
On the top comedy podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yah, trending down. At least we're still above the hawk
to a girl at thirty seven. But it's not looking good, Neil.
Neither of us are headed in the right direction. But
who is a podcast called Canadian finger Puppet Theater.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That actually sounds funny?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Really?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Do we have to start beef with some overly polite
Canadian puppets?

Speaker 7 (11:07):
Now?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
How do you know they're Maybe that's Jake.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I need you to start planting stories about how mister
Pinky was arrested behind a fetanol absolute.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
All right, there's no such thing as bad news that's
gonna blow up in your face.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
If it does, it does. I don't put anything past us, though.
Go check out our podcast, A Broken Jefferies. We got
Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that's
improving bathroom time with new Taco flavored toilet paper. Take
one square for down there, one square for upstairs.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Please tell me it's before you put any hot sauce
on it.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Whatever it is. Wipe your sadness away with laser Stories.
The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other cases dil He's just dunk. This first laser
story is out of California. A man named Reuben Tamarizarian
and his wife owned a gorgeous luxury Rolls Royce and

(12:12):
a couple of months ago, it was unfortunately destroyed when
a bear got inside of it.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
So many bear TikTok videos like in people's houses.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, and it wasn't just his car. The bear managed
to get inside a twenty fifteen Mercedes G sixty three
and also a twenty twenty two Mercedes E three point
fifty owned by other family members.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Bears got good and some of those luxury cars you
have to have the fob, I bet you.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You had to do you think the bear has up
when he got in? Yeah, and it just took a
photo of the wheel.

Speaker 9 (12:45):
A nice car.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Just annihilated all the interiors all three, all three, the seats,
the walls, the ceilings all torn to shreds.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Why the car.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Maybe they're a threat because they're like his size from
one heart one, That's.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
What I'm saying. Luckily, the owners all had surveillance video
of the incident. However, when they turned it over to
the insurance something didn't seem right. Even with the black
and white, grainy video, the bear looked very much like
a human in a bear costume. The insurance companies brought
in a biologist from the California Department of Fish and

(13:21):
Wildlife to review the footage, and he concluded it was
clearly a human in a bear suit. That's when the
authorities got a warrant and searched the home, where they
quickly discovered the bear costume and handheld metal claws.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
They destroyed their own cars and then kept the costume.
That they did it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
If it worked, They probably wanted to destroy more stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I bet they weren't Halloween because it is a good
bear costume.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Four people have now been arrested in charge with insurance
fraud and conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
And those.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
So this is not a little no word on which
officer gets to keep the bear suit for the next
company costume. It's a great costume. This next laser story
is out of toy Topia. A few months ago we
reported on the Toy Hall of Fame finalists. Just yesterday
the three newest inductees were selected.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm glad fanfare.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
They are My Little Pony. Yes, My Little Pony was
first produced in nineteen eighty two. Now they're in the
Hall of Fame partying today. Also Transformers Robot. How is
Transformers not in there already?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
It takes a lot time have these toys to get in.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
There's a lot of good candidates. And the third and
final one was the card game Phase ten, created in
nineteen eighty two. You never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I love that game. It's kind of like who know,
mixed with rummy maybe is what you could call it.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And you have different faith, like you have to get
three cards, and.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I didn't think it could be more boring than the
pen but just sad as you can imagine. Toy bloggers
all over the world were up in arms about that
final choice because a lot of great toys got left
out in the cold.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
You guys should be sleeping on this game.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
The ones that missed out were the board game Apples
to Apples and the Pokemon trading card games.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Like a billion dollar industry.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I know, but who knows how to play that game?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Along with remote controlled cars, hobby horses, trampolines, and plain
old balloons.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Balloons choking Hazard.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Is so fun again with the four play stuff looks
stop it. We're gonna have to show his playing guard
all we have to do. They're all gonna have to
wait till next year to try and get into the
Hall of Fame. Wow, Brook, don't say anything else. We're
moving on. So the next laser story out of Asia.
I know everyone on this show is waiting for it.

(16:19):
Moo Dang, the viral am bouncing Baby Pygmy Hippa from
Thailand now officially has a song.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
I Love It.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
The Internet's favorite chubby animal released the track in four
different languages for her global fans. It's only fifty seconds long,
and it's appropriately titled Moo Dang, Moo Dang.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Oh, I love it. I don't even hear it.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's gonna be on repeat.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Is absolutely very creative. Let's listen to a clip.

Speaker 10 (16:44):
Mood ng Wing Blane Quing Wling Wing Ding Wling wood
Ding Wing Blaine Wwing, Blayne Wing, Blaine, Blang Blam Wooding, Wing,
Blaine Wing Wang w Wang Blang Way Wing Blaine. The
idea you could do this for fifty seconds.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I can't go to the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Music of this first Jos gonna be opening for Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, next time, as they should be. Now, the big
question on everyone's mind will this song be the next
baby Shark? The answer unclear. But Moodang, whose name literally
means bouncy pork, has been raking in the money for
the zoo that she lives at Zoo estimates has received
an average of five thousand visitors a day since she

(17:26):
was born.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yes, she's viral.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes, and it's selling Moodang clothes, betting, and other merchandise
for millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
Dallas makes me how the money?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Boo boo, I'm listening to that song again.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
The good is this? If you want that Moodang song,
you can find it for free right now up on
the Brook and Jeffrey instant story. Just one week song
of the Week instead of she.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Bangs, Yes, Moodang, Moodang. Come on, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Put it in rotation. His next ladies are stories out
of Computer Central. Every year, a company called nord pass
goes through all the lists of hacked passwords that get
leaked on the Internet to figure out the most common,
easy hackable ones that people are for some reason still
using one two three, You won't believe it. The password
one two, three, four, five six is not the most

(18:14):
commonly hacked this year, it's number two. The top hacked
password that Americans used was the word secret. The password
took less than a second to be hacked, and it's
been used more than three hundred and twenty eight thousand times.
The rest of the worst top ten include password quirity

(18:36):
one two three because quirdy are the letters that are
all in a row on a keyboard, just typed on
a row, p quirity one one to three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine, password one one, five, six, seven, eight one
three for five, and ABC one two three.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Do you think that those are all from people forgetting
them and then having to reset it?

Speaker 9 (18:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:55):
That is now what it was, but it has like
so many exclamation points.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Ever, remember what it is? Literally reset mine every two weeks.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Other common bad ones include I love you baseball, princess football,
monkey butt, and sunshine. Okay, you can guess which one
this guy uses on monkey butt. Yeah, that's actually the
bumper sticker on the back of his shell says I

(19:26):
break the monkey butt?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Who does?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
You probably shouldn't put the password though on the sack though,
But that Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end
of the day. We'll do it again the same time
on Monday.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
The golden rule of the service industry is the customer
is always right. Yeah, if you've never actually worked in
it or currently working it, you know the real saying
is the customer most of the time is a total moron.
But just do what they say. And I have proof

(19:59):
of that because a new survey just came out asking
people in the service industry what's the dumbest thing a
customer has ever asked of you. We're gonna go over
some of the hilarious responses coming up right after this.
Have you ever been in the service industry? It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I worked at Burger Heaven.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Does that then Burger place from in your hometown? Yeah,
Jose worked at Subway for a while. I worked at
a bakery for almost three days. So I burned my
finger on a toaster oven and I quit right there.
I sure did. We absolutely brought the lawyers in so

(20:39):
that'll teach them to hire me. I bring it up
because we've all been in that field of work.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
But yeah, yourself, you fingers, don't burn.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
It, it counts, it counts. I bled for that job.
But in my struggle of the three days of work,
I learned that the hardest part of being in theervice
industry could be the impossible customers that come in asking
for ridiculous stuff. And that's why a survey was just
done asking people for the dumbest things customers have ever

(21:11):
asked of them.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh okay, so this isn't just restaurant Like I worked
in a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I worked at a gas.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Station, anywhere that people come in that need to be serviced.
Let's get to the list. Number seven. A customer once
wanted a refund for incense that she purchased, as well
as reimbursement for the curtain that she burned because we
didn't specifically tell her not to lean a burning incense
stick up against fabric.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Is it though?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, in this country, that doesn't really exist. So I
hate to say that she has a point there, but
legally I kind of side with the customer in the It's.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Like the McDonald's boiling coffee lady somewhere.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Number six. So I worked for the post office and
had a customer her mid twenties ish come in and
ask for a two hundred and fifty dollars money order. Okay,
I printed it out. And this was in the old days,
before we had fancy equipment that requires the payment before printing.
So I gave him the total and he looked at
me in complete shock.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh that he would actually have to give for.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I don't have any money. That's why I'm ordering it. Say, oh, boy, buddy,
if it was only that easy, oh man, But the
office they except iou s still right.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I think it's also cost money, though I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's a hard lesson when you figure out things aren't free.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
No, my mom always took care of this.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, right, Where did she get the money?

Speaker 9 (22:39):
For us?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Number five? I had a woman at the table I
was serving order herself chips and salsa. Okay, that's normal,
of course. She then placed her main order and asked
that one of her tacos not have tomato in it
because she was allergic.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I politely told her that she should stop eating that
salsa immediately if that was the case, and she looked
at me straight in the eyes and replied, no, they're blended,
so it's okay.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, it would make it worse. Peanuts, but not peanut butter.
No oil, that's a blended stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
The pizza totally fine. Oh we're going over a survey
where people in the customer service industry shared the dumbest
things customers ever asked. Number four says I was working
at a Disney resort and a guest asked what time
they took the Epcot golf ball off of its base
and washed it in the lake in the World showcase.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I can see them doing that, I said. I told
him that never happened because the golf ball was actually
a building that raised hundreds of tons. It had a
multi story attraction inside of it. It's actually designed to
be self cleaning from the frequent Central Florida rains. He
told me I was a liar and demanded to know
what time it happened because he wanted to go see it.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Touris are crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
My girlfriend worked in Yosemite National Park and she had
tourists ask her when they turned the waterfalls off. And
she also got asked how much cement it took to
make half dome.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh yeah, gosh, a lot.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yes, I mean targe to measure that much cement. But
number three I worked at a bakery counter. One person
came in and asked for my recommendation. I said the
coconut cookies were really good, and she replied, oh no, no, no,
nothing with nuts.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh coconut Okay, it could be a good.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
Joke, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It is pretty good. Number two former travel agent here.
I had a customer who wanted to get married in Lapland, Finland.
Totally doable. What wasn't so doable, however, is that she
wanted to arrive at the ceremony on a sleigh pulled
by polar bears. When I explained the whole Apex predator thing,

(24:59):
she dead asked me if I could arrange for a
polar beard that had been declawed and had its teeth cork.
Needless to say, she did not end up booking with me.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
She found somebody that could do the job.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, I do wish there was a polar ber out
there with like dentures and a pedicure.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Is there's some pretty gruesome wedding pictures.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
And the number one dumbest customer request from a recent
survey says I had a guy order a plane toasted
bagel at a coffee shop I worked at. He told
me he wanted it heavily toasted, so I made sure
it was nice and dark brown. Yeah, it wasn't good enough,
and he wanted me to toast it darker. So I
set the toaster to the highest setting and cooked another

(25:41):
bagel that came out nearly black. Still wasn't good enough,
is joking. So I ran the third bagel through the
toaster twice on the highest setting. It literally caught on fire.
I brought him this charred, burnt husk of a bagel,
and he was finally happy. He walked away eating a
chunk of charcoal with cream cheese like it was the

(26:03):
best thing he's ever shoved into his face. To this day,
I still don't understand.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
I would appreciate someone who would take my foods down
to throw.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It out when I feelive. That's how alexis e's her
steak for some reason. I'm not that bad.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
You know, those are the dumbest customer requests that people
have ever gotten texted to seventy five nine too, if
you can go dumber, because I know we care.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, this is our audience.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Of course we your phone tapp is coming up right.

Speaker 9 (26:30):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm sure you've been driving and you've seen these signs
around adopt a.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Highway people go and pick up garbage.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yes, yeah, a lot of companies do it so they
can do volunteer work. Plus it's kind of free advertising,
like the stretch of roads sponsored by Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
People just care jeff too, we can go with that.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah. So we call a woman who's in one of
those companies that does this, and her supervisor wanted to
play a prank on her by saying it's her turn
to be in charge of the highway.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
What oh, just in charge of it now.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Normally it's just like cleaning up trash on the side
of the road, but the stretch of highway that she
has to watch over is way different than anything she
ever imagined. It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
is this Farrischool?

Speaker 11 (27:27):
Yes, this is she.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Congratulations, you just adopted a highway. Yay, you're a highway mom.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Yeah, your boss Kaylen.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
She told us it's your division's turn to adopt our
stretch of highway for the next six months.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Wait, who are you.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
I'm the person that coordinates all the expectations for your
new adoptive road. Baby, Yay, that's what I call it. Yeah,
because it's yours, your adopted it.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
You knew about this, right, I mean, I know my
company does to adopt a highway thing, but I mean
I didn't know I was in charge.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Well, I guess they rotate, so lucky you.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's your turn.

Speaker 13 (28:13):
Now.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Hey, I know highway.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You're in highway.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
You're in your highway era.

Speaker 12 (28:21):
What does that mean? I'm in my highway era? What
am I doing?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Let me help.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
You're going to be starting here in the next few days,
and we just got to make sure you're completely on
top of this.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Okay, deeds are important?

Speaker 12 (28:33):
Wait is hold on? Hold on, let me let me
grab a pen.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Go ahead.

Speaker 12 (28:37):
Oh my god, I can't believe my boss didn't even
tell me about this. Okay, Okay, what do I need
to know?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (28:47):
So, first thing, every mile marker needs to be hand
polished once a week for visibility, and we recommend a
microfibercloth and lemon pledge.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Specifically, that's oddly specific.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yeah, it has to be lemon pledged, like in case
a hitchhiker walks by it.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
We have to have.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Them notice it. Why? Why Because in.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Twenty eighteen, Car and Driver magazine ranked as seventeenth for
the best smelling highway markers.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yeah, they're smiling like they're laman, but they're definitely not lambing.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Not as excited as I am.

Speaker 12 (29:24):
I'm gonna be honest, but I've never heard of anything
like that, and it just sounds ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh, trust me, it's super important. Also, you will be
expected to host a birthday party for the highway next month.

Speaker 12 (29:35):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I'm serious.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
She turns.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Forty seven balloons and cake for the volunteers are mandatory.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
I was under the impression that this program was like,
you go out there two or three times a year
and pick up some trash.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Okay, you know, some people just don't get it, and
obviously you don't, so listen.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Just let me take a breath. Okay, you want to
take a breath too.

Speaker 12 (29:57):
I was hoping you'd say we're.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
Done, not even close.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
We've assigned you twenty three squirrels as part of your
Highway Ecosystem Care program.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
You don't need.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Food and occasionally counseling if traffic stresses them out squirrels.

Speaker 12 (30:12):
I have to take care of squirrels.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
You get to take care of cute little squirrels.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
What's the problem here, I'm sorry?

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Is there an issue? Are you an animal hater? You
cannot be an animal hater and adopt a highway?

Speaker 14 (30:24):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
I love animals, but I didn't know that adopt the
highway would entail me being in charge of squirrels.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Actually, it's part of your job. I'm sorry, it's part
of your life now. So just make sure to email
me every week tell me if you see a stressed
out squirrel and we'll go from there.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
I can help every week.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Yeah, and I'm just warning you. Number nine has had
some abandonment issues.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
So be on the lookout. Oh my god, really quickly.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
And sometimes he sucks as a little squirrel thumb.

Speaker 12 (30:47):
What you're asking me to do?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
This?

Speaker 12 (30:49):
This is a lot, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Exactly as a party, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
And you get to do decorations. You can decorate the highway,
especially for halla days like our birthday and Flag Day
and National trynic on Appreciation Day. That was hard to
fit into the song, but you're super.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Down right, I'm super not your boss, Caitlin said you
would be down for all of this, including the prank
phone call, and you would be such a good sport.
She said what she said that you were just told
something about adopt a highway for the company, and we
should frank phone call you because this is actually Jose
for Brick and Jeffrey and you have phone.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Tap and it's a freaking phone tap and they're the
best phone tap.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
We do them on the highway.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
I do this on the highway.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Oh the music, stop the music. Yeah, I know, I
got I got excited. Did you at least like the
brank phone call?

Speaker 10 (31:45):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Would you consider adopting a squirrel that can suck its
own thumb?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
No?

Speaker 12 (31:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You really hate animals.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
We got to hang up on you.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Wake up Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
After you say something stupid to your crush, how many
times do you replay that horrible moment back in your head?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Well, it's a lot to.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Remember, man, so not me a lot.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Yeah, j whod dates I remember?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
But it's just like over and over years, like seventy
years from now, you're gonna be on your deathbed saying
why did I say that to Edna? I'm such a fool.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You're not wrong, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's exactly the headspace one of our listeners is in
right now because he accidentally blurted out something so stupid
it might be the cringiest moment of his entire life.
We're going to live his embarrassing moment together and try
to fix it with your brand new second date update
right after this second date update. If you're a guy,

(32:58):
you go out on a good date with lady and
then at the end of the night you're too nervous
or just forget to ask her about a second one. Oh,
what's your next course of action?

Speaker 9 (33:09):
There?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
You send her a simp text like Hey, I like you?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Why is that.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
We should talk again? Sometimes you text that's not super simp, No,
it's not. Do you call her ago and like beautiful?
Do you call her fifteen times at her work and
demand she pick up the phone because you two have
unfinished business.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
Now we're talking, and this is the business you have
to answer.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Is that the real man in you talking right now?

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I mean I personally I would say both those options
are cringe.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh, thank god.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
But maybe not as cringe as what our listener Daily did. Oh,
you're already, and it could be contributing to why this
girl has been avoiding him lately. So Daily, before we
get to what you did, you need to say the
scene for us. Tell us how you met this woman
and what her name is.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Well, her name's Crewdett.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
We met on a bicycle factory tour.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Bicycle factory tour.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's a thing I signed up.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
There's one in my city. There's like a big bicycle factory,
but it's like right next to a brewery, so you
can like go have some drinks, go look at bikes drunk,
and then basically go back and have drinks.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
So you get to go do stuff, but observe how
all the stuff you're doing was made.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
That's so fun. And beers and bikes just go so together.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
A lot of bike and beer bars shouldn't be because
you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Those probably aren't hobbies that go together very well, but
it's fun.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Helmet on.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
There you go. You were already taking a tour there
and met her.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yeah, my friends and I kind of hit the brewery
and then we were doing the tour, and then in
the group of the tour Crewdett was with her mom,
but we all kind of just like started joking around
with each other, like joking with her mom, joking with her.
We were like became like a group of friends. Basically,
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Bet her mom is eating this up. Oh yeah, dude.
If a guy ever hit on me with my mom present,
my mom's like.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
My mom's vacation is with a group of young guys.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
She immediately texted.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Me I thought would swoop in on the guys.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
She doesn't give me details.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
So at any point are you able to just be
alone with just crudette?

Speaker 7 (35:30):
It gets to that. So like at the end of
the tour, I didn't want to like stop hanging out,
so I was like, Hey, let's go back over to
the brewery, you know what I mean. And we were
all there for probably like a half hour, and then
her mom had like an appointment or something, and I
didn't want to just like ask her in front of
her mom and my friends. So like as they were leaving,

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it kind of like dawned on me, like I have
to do something right now.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
You'll never see her pop the tires on mom, Sorry,
can't leave.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Wait, well I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
That's what was your genius idea.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
So I actually just ran out to the parking lot
and I basically asked her mom if her daughter could stay,
because I really liked.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Can't ask you for a playdates?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Because it's still bold, Yes that.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
The parents respectful, old school. What did mom say?

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Her mom was cool with it. She was cool with it,
so she came back inside. We were hanging out, and
my friends kind of got the vibe that me and
her were really hitting it off. So like one by
one they started to leave to as we continued to
hang out, they.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Had to figure it out, like, come on, here's my wingman.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
You leave, You've got to stay for a little in
case it goes bad.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
This is actually really adorable.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
So this is super cute.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
What happened next?

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Or was that?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
It?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
So like?

Speaker 7 (36:55):
It was just us for the rest of the time.
We had a kiss at the end of the night.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
We started this by saying that there was a big
embarrassing moment. None of this sounds embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
That's right?

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Oh, I'm getting to that because I got her number,
so I called her. She didn't answer, and I I
should have never left a voicemail because I just started rambling,
oh God, basically that I think I love you in
the voice.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
How did that come out of your mouth?

Speaker 7 (37:26):
It just flipped.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I don't know you were you drunk from the brewery?

Speaker 7 (37:30):
No, this is like the next day, Oh God, I love.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Drunk from the brewery.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You use it like a man, I love you, you know?

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Or sometimes I could just be more like like.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
No, I said it like I had such a great time.
We just have so much in common. I think I
love you.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
And then wow, I didn't even go on the date,
and that's like hard for me.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Yes, she liked you and had a great time.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
That's intimidating for anyone to hear.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I called back immediately and left another voice woke because
I'm terrible at this stuff, and been like, I didn't
mean that.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Alexis. If a guy does this to you, says I
love you, is it over?

Speaker 8 (38:11):
You can't even call after a first date. That's weird
in the first time, the same day that is so strange.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
The next day, yike.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
So she knows all this. I feel sad for him.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
She hasn't responded at all since that voicemail.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
No, and I'm and I wanted to call again, but
like I thought, like I would just make it worse.
So I've just been like waiting, and it just the
longer that goes on she doesn't call me back, the
worst I feel about it.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Here's a question, when we get her on the phone,
do we even bring it up? Do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Is it better to just ignore it and pretend like
it didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know what, some people never check their voicemails.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
I always read, I always read the transcript. I don't listen,
But maybe the transcript didn't say love.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
I don't get the transcript every time, so she could
have just literally never listened to its.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, we're all hoping for that that maybe she never
even knew this ever happened. We're gonna find when we
call crew debt for you and try and get you
your second date update, it better lighting the blow coming
up right after this second date update. Welcome back to
your second date updates, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

(39:16):
and we've been discussing off the air and on the
air previously. Should we bring up the voicemail that our
listener Daily left for crew debt after their first meet up,
because he dropped in I love you in the middle
of the message, or.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Did he I don't know, Daily, did you mean to.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
I don't think so. I don't know. It just kind
of slipped out. Maybe I subconsciously meant it. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
That's even sweeter response, but it feels for him sweeter.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
She feels the same way.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
It's creepy if I.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Know, nobody feels the same way after dy.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
So we're trying to figure out what the reason is
and decided our best game plan is probably believe, don't
mention it.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Unless I mean, she'll bring it up. If it's we
don't know what's happening.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Let's say that she does bring it up. Let's not
make excuses for him.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
What do we do.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Let's just lean in and tell her Daily only said
that because you got drunk at the brewery and said
it to him first. It's happen.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's exactly what that is.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's gaslighting her doing that. It's not super popular with women.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Fan, but if at the end of the day you
fall in love, then it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Just a whole lifetime of gaslighting, I mean.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
There's better than nothing.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I guess no, that's a response.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Let's just hope it doesn't come up at all, and
it's something totally unrelated to the voicemail. Maybe she hasn't
even heard Its.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Not that drunk at the brewery. She's gonna know.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
J Just well, let's find out. I'm going to dial
her number right now. We'll see if she picks up.
Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Crudette?

Speaker 15 (41:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hey, we're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Do you know your name means tiny Italian sushi?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Does it? I just say I CRUDEO.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
It was bugging me so on the break, I.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Was like, her name isn't crude crudette?

Speaker 6 (41:33):
So a crude cruett would be a small piece of
Italian Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
That's cool. We're not just calling to tell you what
your name means, though we have. We do have another purpose.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
I got into it, okay.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Because one of our listeners reached out saying he's been
trying to get a hold of you and has not
been able to arrange a second meetup after you two
hung out at a brewery together.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, it's like such a fun night.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, his name is Daily.

Speaker 15 (42:03):
Oh wow, okay, wow.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
That's what this is about. What's called the second date update?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh my god, has your mom been bugging you to
call him? My mom would be.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
So yes, We just we want to know less about
your mom and more about you and how you fell.
We'll get to your mom and her feelings later. We
want to know what you thought about your hangout with Daily.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
I mean the hang out was cool and you know,
like we had we had a good time.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Huh, yes, those feelings.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, what did you think when he came to the
car and like you're in the car with your mom
and he like chased you guys down to get you
to stay.

Speaker 11 (42:47):
I mean that was a little little intense, but honestly,
like six feet but uh, it did get a little crazy.
I don't know the night did No, the night was fine.
But did you tell your guys with the voice?

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Not voicemail?

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Jeff?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
What about the voicemail is maybe a good question?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Sorry, I don't know what is voicemail? Explain this.

Speaker 15 (43:16):
It's the thing where you call somebody and they don't
answer and they's a message.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Why would anybody do that?

Speaker 15 (43:22):
Yeah, you really tell him something. Huh, And like, honestly,
I was not expecting it at all.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
You were expecting him to call you or you weren't
expecting to hear what he said?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
No, no, no, I figured he'd call me, like we
had a good time, Like why would he call me?
He actually told me he loved me?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Are you sure? Maybe you misheard that. Maybe he said
something else like I love you, yes, yeah, because there's
gloves at the bike factory. I love food.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Maybe that was it.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I love food, you know, is that possible.

Speaker 11 (43:57):
I'm pretty sure he said I love you?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, how did you receive that?

Speaker 15 (44:03):
So it was super intense, but not for the reason
you think, Like, I don't even know how to describe this.
But the crazy thing is is that I I kind
of feel the same way.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
What How did I not expect that you reciprocate those feelings?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Shut up?

Speaker 15 (44:25):
Yeah, I mean I know it's crazy and like calling
him then, Look, the guy called me yesterday, Yes, yesterday, yeah, and.

Speaker 16 (44:36):
I've been trying to figure out how to say it back.

Speaker 15 (44:38):
I mean, this is crazy. Oh god, you nine percent.

Speaker 11 (44:41):
Of the time I would be totally creeped out, you know,
like you don't just.

Speaker 15 (44:44):
Tells many love them after one hangout.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
This is so cute.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Okay, we're forgetting that it hasn't been that long already.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Following up the same page, Oh my god, your mom is.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Going to take credit for this.

Speaker 15 (45:00):
I honestly haven't told her any of this.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Are the first people that you're telling this to?

Speaker 15 (45:06):
I mean, I you know, I do have a best
friend that I tell everything to.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
But you second, well, I know you think that you've
only told a couple people that, but you've actually told
a third person and it's daily because he is on
the other line right now listening to this conversation.

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Daily?

Speaker 11 (45:27):
By hid.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
So, are you saying you feel strongly about me? Also,
she didn't say it feels strongly?

Speaker 15 (45:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
I know this is insane.

Speaker 15 (45:49):
I know it is, but I I you know you
sometimes you just get a feeling and honestly, like I
I think I love you too.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
She said that so fast.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
I guess that is a lot.

Speaker 16 (46:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Uh yeah, Daily, How does it feel to hear her
say that to you?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
I don't know, it just it kind of feels off.
It feels just different from when I said it.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Is it like, is it kind of freaky to you
too much?

Speaker 15 (46:21):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (46:24):
I don't know, it just it just felt better when
I said it, but then hearing it, it just it
hit my ear just differently than I thought it would.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Maybe it's because she said it fast.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
That she wants to get married to you. She's just
trying to say what you said.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. It's just a
lot for me to take in right now. Honestly, it.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Is it Maybe because it was said on the radio,
is that why? Like maybe the setting wasn't perfect for it,
for this a little forced Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
I didn't want to use that word, but yeah, I
guess on the radio is kind of like different because
again I just built this moment up to something. Yeah,
I think bigger than it ever could have been.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
No matter what she said, I mean, no matter what,
you guys have an amazing connection. I think that's what
you should concentrate on.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Like the L word is a lot like and maybe crude.
You just need to say it again one more time
because now the shock has worn off. Now it'll really
choke in and you'll.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Feel it good.

Speaker 15 (47:29):
I think I'm good on the L word for now.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Are and I feel good this time.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
It was a smart call.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, Aleis is gonna have to leave the room because
it said too many times usually has an allergic reaction.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
All right, Well, maybe you guys save it for when
you see each other in person again, and we'd love
to arrange that meeting and we'll pay for it.

Speaker 15 (47:48):
I mean, I am, and if you.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Are, well, I'm not going out with you. It's gonna
be Daily.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You have to go out again. You guys are so cute.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I'd be cool with it.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
I don't know. It just might be weird now that
we set all this on the radio, but like we
could totally hang out again.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Sure, it doesn't feel as as heartwarming anymore from Daily's.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Part, nor that part. I need some love in my
life right now.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Okay, I guess I can understand, like can kind of
romanticize it in your head, build up what the moment
is gonna be like, and then it's just a total letdown.
And that's kind of what true love is.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
What so.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Brook, you're living it right now, the total letdown, true love.
That's why you're so desperate for.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
It, said, I need this, that's what the world. Shut up,
give me another bump.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Of loove, so we'd like to facilitate that again daily.
You're you're up for it?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Oh absolutely, Okay, okay, that's really sweet. All right, congratulations
you two. I love you both.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
It was not re siprocated Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
It's the classic story. Guy meets girl, guy likes girl,
Guy leaves a voicemail for girls saying I love you.
Girl ruins it by saying it back to him. Then
desperate married radio host gets disappointed because she doesn't have
enough love in her home life. Is old as time, ja,

(49:26):
but mostly for yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh, I think they were so cute, and I totally
get why it would.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Be overwhelming, all of it. All of it was way overwhelming.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
They're even overwhelmed the feelings are.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Happening, totally imagine how awkward that next meetup in person
is going to be.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I guarantee you they're going to handshake.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, it's so good. This is why I respect Alexis
because she would never say I love you back, not
even to her husband of twenty years.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
No, no, you got to keep waiting.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
That's the way you win.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
The dating text to luv Oh you like him real
emotionally unavailable.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
That's right during the vows.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
It's like my heart handy always.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
That's really healthy.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Jeff close to the chess ladies.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
You better get an update from them.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I really so. We'll find out if they email us back.
But you can always email the show if you want
some help with your love life, and we'll call that
person who's not calling you back. Go check out all
of our Second Date podcast wherever you get yours at
Brook and.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
For years, we've been hearing news about Taylor Swift's music tour, Yes,
Usher's comeback tour, Elton John sixteenth and final Farewell Forever.
We swear this time he really really means it tour.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Got to get tickets to that, Yeah, the last fourteen.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, I'm surprised no one's talking about my big tour.
You have a tour the young Jeffrey can't stop truck
stop tour stop. Yeah, I'm gonna be appearing at high
way truck stops all up and down this great country.
Just go inside, find the restroom, pop a quarter in

(51:07):
the hole, and you will receive a live performance that
you will never forget. Free t shirt on your way out.
Tell your friends. The more the merrier. So before I
hit the roads and make history, got to loosen up
and practice with my brand new song of the week.

(51:28):
It's coming up right after this. It is time for
my song of the week.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
A smile on your face.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Even I'm trying to stay hopeful because to all the
singles out there, time is running out you. You only
got days left to find someone, anyone willing to cuff
you for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
You don't have to answer to your family's questions.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
I'm single, but I forget I'm supposed to be looking.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Not a good sign. And I know what you're thinking,
mission impossible, right, Not just because I'm playing the song either,
You're probably looking at your own life, like, who's gonna
want to cuff this?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
You should not be saying that.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You are so cuppable they would be lucky to cut you.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Say you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Lie to yourself. It's okay to be honest and trust me,
I'm in the same boat. And maybe the answer to
that question is significantly lowering your standards, because remember, cuffing
season isn't about finding the perfect one, It's about finding anyone.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Literally, anybody.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
I'm just being realistic, guys. If we've only got a
couple days left here on this timeline, it's any warm
body who's willing to spend time with you over the
winter months, who can go with you to those weird
Christmas parties and get your mom to stop pestering you
about when she's gonna have great babies.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
That is a beautiful speech, it really is.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It is so I get the feeling out there. I
am on your side. And today's song is for all
of the cuffers and the cuffees who are willing to
just take one more round around the bars this weekend
and scrape up those last scraps, whatever you can take.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Should we bring.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Handcuffs, Well, yeah, you probably have a worse shot.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's more of an analogy.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah, you might be desperate enough. It might actually work.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
Though.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
This is the last call for Desperation Station. And that's
why instead of singing the classic nineteen sixties hit by
Frankie Valley, I Love you Baby, it's young Jeffries. I'll
cuff you.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Maybe I'm into it all right.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I'm going to point when I'm ready point.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
I think you could be my booon. No, but why
is no one else claiming you you're sexy but solo
at brunch? How is your phone screen so crunched? If
I walk your home, will I find a living room

(54:19):
full of feeline? Are you some zodiac loon a pisceas
in her seventh moon? But even if you eat your
hair At this point, I really don't care. I just
need somebody to bring to shut my folks up. Thanksgiving.

(54:45):
This thing don't gotta be real. We'll thank it through
a couple meals, because we're never saying I do. But
I'm down to try a month or two.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Who's that?

Speaker 14 (55:03):
Oh nobody, it's just my eggs.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Wait your ex?

Speaker 14 (55:07):
Yeah he just got out of prison, and watch me
a pick him up.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
So good he was in prison.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
They'll be jealous.

Speaker 14 (55:13):
By the way, I need to borrow your car for
like four days. Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Oh, can't be.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
You made there under the Christmas rise You passed the greggy.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
There, don't do my stepdad, Mike just.

Speaker 10 (55:27):
Probably dagg me your transactional way.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
You see quite shaded still using.

Speaker 17 (55:37):
The hot feel more red type way.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Then then I use carlat sail the fatal phase me
saved me from these love blues.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
Only your ex's names are tattooed.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
You only eat dino shaped food.

Speaker 17 (55:57):
You say to me your way too much, keep talking
about saucing your crutch, put ice cubes in your red wine.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
But in these cold.

Speaker 10 (56:11):
Winter times, we'll turn on home.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Alone to do what the naughty kids do.

Speaker 14 (56:20):
Okay, So, for reasons that I don't really want to
get into, can you just co sign this loan for me?

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Come back?

Speaker 14 (56:26):
Oh my god, don't be that way. It's just a formality.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
You maybe crazy my domain, No, not quiet.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
You could have.

Speaker 17 (56:36):
Rabbays that still take those love by.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Swilling to tap me, but just through valment times days.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Come fabby you.

Speaker 17 (56:48):
We'll go up separate ways like too much Jerry.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
God, wat me back you way, don't let me.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
Come you maybe then rebuff you.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
That was so good that I'm really rooting for everybody
now you know you too, anyone exactly like you say.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
In the spirit of lowering our standards, I have to
ask Brook, will you cuff me as your work husband
for the holidays?

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Mary?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Literally, I have to lower my standards, so I'm just
it's lower, okay? Is that okay?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Like backwards cup here, and I don't feel like I
like it.

Speaker 13 (57:33):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, you're right. It's not believable that I would date you.
So let's just call it off. But text in seven
eight five nine you and tell us what you thought
about the song of the week. We're going to post
the video up on all of our socials.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
At Brook and Jeffary single friends, ye, or.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
The people that you want to cuff. Yeah, whatever it is, honest, we.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Don't do that. They would not.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Get cares anymore.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Jose.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
We're in the desperate phase here.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
We'll take literally anybody brooking.

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Texas seventy five nine two says I ended up cuffing
with a guy a week before Thanksgiving last year. Brought
him to my parents for dinner, and nobody opened the door.
It turns out my mom and dad ghosted me for
a last second trip to Hawaii together.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Dude, Thanksgiving Hawaii, you weren't alone, You had your cuffing
buddy talked about a reverse cuff JINX.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
That's a rare one, but if you missed it. I
parodied a song a few minutes ago, a very old,
very classic one from the nineteen sixties. By Frankie Valley.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Dude Jose won't stop showing me new videos of Frankie Valley.
I didn't know he was going viral on TikTok for
the reason, but he.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Wants to be performing.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Yeah, he likes it.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
He's happy. But his song I Love You Baby. I
did my own version called I'll Cuff You maybe in
honor of cuffing season where people are trying to find
anybody to take the sting out of the loan winter
holiday season. And we're getting a lot of feedback on
our textboard at seventy five nine two Brook, what are
you seeing?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I like this this one that says I ended up
marrying my cuff from twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Why it's a slippery slope. Be careful.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Oh wait, oh god. If you missed it, if you
want to hear it again, it's going to be up
at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, Facebook, Insta, TikTok, all
of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey go check it
out Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
In the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
On the show today, we got a return player, Marcella,
who is a flight attendant. She's not working right now,
but she says the two coolest places that she's traveled
to are Paris, which is a ten hour flight. Yeah,
in Shanghai, which is a fourteen and a half hour flight.
So our producer asked, how do you manage that? How
do you get through a fourteen and a half hour

(59:55):
flight as a flight attendant? And she mentioned something called
crew rest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, they have that little bunk room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Did you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
That there's bunks underneath the airplan?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
You did, yes on the international flights.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
And we saw the door once because we were sitting
at the bulkhead, and then they opened the door and
then they descended.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Marcella, What else is hiding underneath the plane that people
don't know about us? There slides down there? Do you
have trampolines?

Speaker 16 (01:00:20):
Oh god, No, it's like so tiny, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Can you stand up in that little sleep cabin or no?

Speaker 16 (01:00:27):
It depends on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
What's the cuddling policy?

Speaker 16 (01:00:29):
Listen, you're like, sir, I believe what happens in crew
rest days and crew rest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Okay, when there's turbulence in the middle of a very
long flight, I'm gonna think all over again about what's
really happening. The bags shifted, lasting for thirty minutes. Good
for them, all right, Brook's gonna leave the studio because
I want to talk about planes more. But we got
to get to the game here. You got thirty seconds,
stands as many as possible. If you don't know when,

(01:00:57):
you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook
out right if you want to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
nineteen ninety three, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera
joined the cast of What TV show Nickiska. The first
man on the moon was Neil Armstrong, which astronaut joined
him twenty minutes later, buzz Aldrin. The two official languages
of Canada are English and what other French? In the

(01:01:20):
Mario world? What color are Luigi's overalls?

Speaker 12 (01:01:24):
Green?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
McDonald's has a special card that allows the recipient to
get free food for life at any location. What color
is it purple? What type of bear is featured on
the standard two dollars Canadian coin?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Black bear?

Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
Oh right, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Wrote back in the studio now, and Thanksgiving is right
around the corner here, So Marcella, what are your Thanksgiving
plans coming up?

Speaker 16 (01:01:45):
Brunch with the whole crazy lot of us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
How many bunch?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Does that mean you still do turkey? Or do you
guys do little eggs? Penny?

Speaker 16 (01:01:53):
You know, we got five kids that were like a
Brady Bunch family combined. Plus they're almost all grown so
significant others they're parents. Like, it's just too much in
my schedule, is nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
So we just get.

Speaker 16 (01:02:04):
Together in the morning and just have a little you know,
a little keish and pancakes makes it easy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Like, yeah, it sounds like a lot of people, is it. Okay?
If our technical director Ashton stops by, you'd like a
plate to go?

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Sure thing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I'm hungry because our technical director Action will be working
on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Oh he can't find somebody to replace him. He's too
good at.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
His job, is the problem, Ashton. Shame on you for
being good at your job. This will teach you too
good at it all right, Now, get ready to press
the button for Oh no, Ron, Okay, you're working Christmas
now too, Brooks. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety three,
Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera joined the cast
of What TV.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Show Mickey Mouse Club.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong, which
astronaut joined him twenty minutes later. The two official languages
of Canada are English and what other? In the Mario world?
What color are Luigi's overalls green?

Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Actually his overalls are blue.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
McDonald's has a special card that allows the recipient to
get free food for life at any location. What color
is it black? What type of bear is featured on
a standard two dollars Canadian coin?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Oh, grizzly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
We're gonna find on a second. First, let's go to
the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose Jays. Marcella.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
You got three today. Oh, it was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
You gotta have that. That's a solid score, Marcella.

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
And four.

Speaker 15 (01:03:42):
Out it the Mario question.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
I think it was the Mario question.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
You called it, Marcella. Let's go over these answers on
this day. In nineteen ninety three, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake
and Christina Aguilera joined the cast of The Mickey mouse Club.
First man on the moon was Neil Armstrong. He was
followed twenty minutes later by Buzz Aldrin. The two they
wanted to make sure that Neil was okay, Hey, we
don't want them both to kick them up. Two official

(01:04:08):
languages of Canada are English and French. In the Mario World,
Luigi's overalls are blue. His shirt is what's green underneath it.
McDonald's has a special card allowing you to get free
food at any location for life. That card is colored
gold like the Golden Arches, and the type of bear
on a two dollars Canadian coin would be a polar bear.

(01:04:29):
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Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
He does that the top of his head.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Hey, Marcella, thanks for playing. Okay, come back anytime.

Speaker 16 (01:04:50):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Guys Holidays, We'll do it again the same time on
Monday

Speaker 9 (01:04:54):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning