April 18, 2025 • 64 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, this is Ashton. I accidentally deleted all the other
podcast intros that we recorded, so this is me making
up for it. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning. I need
to have the floor right now and not be interrupted
because I have a problem with one or multiple people
in this road. Excuse me, I have asked for the floor.
(00:22):
And because here's the situation the other day, I'm coming
into work early in the morning, trying to access our
parking garage and what do I see. Alexis's car comes
barreling around me through the exit gates. The barrier arm
isn't down, and so you technically you could just drive
(00:43):
through it. Guys, don't use it again, No eruptions, please,
and we both park and I'm like, Alexis, what was
that all about? That was really dangerous, and Alexis says, oh,
Brooke told me I could just use the exit ramp
whenever I want to enter the building. And apparently Brooks
been telling everyone that because I saw Editor Ashley use
(01:05):
it this morning too. Do you think that you're above
the law, that you're better than everybody else in the build?
Excuse metroical questions. The answer is obviously yes to these
because I demanded the floor about the parking garage.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
There's no law. B.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The exit gate is always open, so you don't have
to enter the stupid code and stop and lean out
your window and see no one is here when we
come to work.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're a celebrity and the wolves don't apply.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Parking spot is available.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is why you're using the emergency vehicle lanes. When
the bridge was closed. You would cut off the police
officers and the fire department just so that you could
get to work five.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Minutes early for small fires.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Jeff Police striker comment from the record, as I requested
the floor with no ancillary common Are you really not.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I told you entering the code every day.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I am entering the code. Why because I'm a good
per or.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Since I haven't used the code in like six months?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Why?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, not only are you an unsafe menace to society,
but now you're officially teaching the younger generations to file
to follow your wild crooked Darth Vader asked menacing ways
where it's me, me, me before everybody else.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It just works smarter, not harder. Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You're like the Kanye West of the parking garage right now,
hate mobile around. I don't like that. I know karma
is gonna get you when we do the shock collar
question of the day.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're so mad you didn't think of it first.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Striker, comment again from the record and give us a
question that guarantees Brooke gets electrocuted in the throat today.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Jake, this is the fifth consecutive day we're playing a game,
and we've settled on the title cap or no cap
ya basically a truer false game where you have a
fifty to fifty shot at getting the answer right, and
every single day, Oh, this has gotten her answer wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Give me easier question.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
It's because she believes almost anything she hears, so I
normally give her a cap question. Will I do it again,
this time getting into her.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Head anything in her head, very to hear what she
goes with once we begin another rousing addition of cap
or no cap nice alexis, if you pick up a
baby bird, the mother will then reject it cap or
(03:34):
no cap sad.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I've heard other animals right, because the smell or something.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah, the oils or something on your fingers, But I
don't know if it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Makes sense with birds.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Birds are kind of mean.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I hate birds. Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Just what a birds ever do to you? Exist?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I just hate them?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's very important.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Text mean? And so I feel like the mom would.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Says no cap, that's cap.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Did you see the pattern? He literally told.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Their offspring.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah, they don't recognize their young v smel so picking
them up won't cause them to hand them.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No wonder she loves chicken nuggets so much, Alex, you're
forgetting shot. Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
If you heat grapes in the microwave, they will spark
and explode. Cap or no cap?
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Why would they spark?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
There has to be some kind of like enzyme or
something or like.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who loves warm grapes?
Speaker 12 (04:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Surprised.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Maybe you're trying to make like jam and you're trying
to do it quick instead of like eating him on
the stove and adding sugar.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You just I.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
Can do this on my own. But I don't know
why they would spark. That's throwing me off. It doesn't
make sense to me, Jake. So I'm gonna say that's cap.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Jose says cap, that's no cap. Then if you've cut
one in half. Or if you put two grapes and
they touch each other, it'll create hotspots, which creates an
ionized gas, which emits light.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And wow, can we just try it in our break?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't want to trying to destroy everything.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't set my own microwave on fire.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Let's do it here else's life.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
We're over on a brook, oh Man, Disneyland has its
own zip code CAP or no cap Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I was just at Disneyland Anahei the exit.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Probably.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
The thing about Disneyland is it's not like disney World
is massive. Disneyland's big, but it's not that big. However,
now you do have Downtown Disney, and you have all
of the hotels, and you have the California Adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think it's only disney World. I think it's gonna
be CAP.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
That's cap.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Good answers someplace in the US to have their own
ZIP code, like the Empire State Building in Dodger Stadium,
but not Disneyland.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Dodger State Dodger Stadium had that brook safe.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
We're going on to Jeffrey. The smallest dinosaur ever exists
was called the microraptor cap or no, Cap.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's so cute. It's an adorable. It's so cute it
sounds fake.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They had feathers. They had feathers like birds.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Brook pet It just doesn't sound like a real thing.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
And aren'ts have like the craziest, longest black Latin names.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm gonna I'm just gonna say that didn't exist. That's cap,
Jeff says Cap. That's no cab.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Raptors.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
They were feathered.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Dinosaurs with wings about the size of a crow. Brook's
the only one that got it right, which means she gets.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To pick who gets shy wow picking.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sorry, Alexis, I think somebody wanted to hear I Love
rock and Roll by Joe Spoken alexis the shock put
it on, Jeff, all right, that's gonna turn this baby up.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Terror contus, Right, so you need to remember he's the exit.
Jesss Carway, you better leave the lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You can't do it during the day. There's too many people.
You could only do it in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right, I'm just gonna sing I Love rock and
Roll by Joan Jet Okay, I love rock and roll,
So put another time in the jukebox.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
You should have seen the aggressiveness that brooke pushed the button.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, so that's the car we're talking about.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
Shove color.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Question of the day phone taps coming up in just
a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
This just in and I am not happy about it. Guys.
It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. There's a high school
in Oklahoma that's getting a lot of backlash after a
video got out regarding their latest fundraising event.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh well, it's like it's for a good cause.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Before I tell you what they did, keep this in mind.
The money they raised was for a business called Not
Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with intellectual, developmental
and physical disabilities.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
I've heard about this great.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Cause, wrote this, and the fundraiser in question involves students
grades nine through twelve licking peanut butter off of other
students toes. Oh wow, And I just want to know
what's so wrong with that America. All the students volunteered
for it. None of them were forced to do this.
(08:51):
They all got to raise their hand and choose to
be a part of it or not. It's not like
a teacher was licking it off of a students toes.
This was a student on student action.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I know, but it's just not the.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Type of action that Brooke would have dreamed of when
she was in high school. But the parents got all
bent out of shape, Like I just watched my little
braid and lick the toes of the varsity football captain.
You know what, Braiden should be honored. Not everybody gets
that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They raise money.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's like you donate for the ability to lick the
peanut butter, or it's like, oh, I think that Justin
canlack eight to Brook.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
If you want to sign up to participate, go on line.
I'm sure you can fill out the survey. The best
part of this, though, was they ended up raising one
hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for this coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Holy cow, that is so much money.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That is great. It's crazy. So Brook, think of your
favorite charity right now, and you could raise that amount
of money for them. Licking peanut butter off of Jose's
toes right here? Would you do it for your favorite charity?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Honestly, I would like anyone else's toes in the studio.
I mean Jose, but like when you wear flip flops,
like you haven't cut the toenails in a while.
Speaker 11 (10:05):
My hairs will keep the peanut.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Butter it's in.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
The book.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Turns down the opportunity to give one hundred and fifty
grand to charity out of pride. I was willing. If
anyone's listening, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wow, I don't think it's pride.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I just think it's the ability to sleep again?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Else will she turned down? Coming up in Laser Stories,
we'll find out right after this it's the radio segment
that's excited to open up their first hotel. Unfortunately, it's
grand opening is the same weekend as the annual bedbug Convention,
(10:42):
which happens right next door. Why do the bedbugs have
to keep together so much?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Going to cancel my reservation?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Just we'll have to see how that turns out. With
Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser and those other pillows just don't. This
first laser story is out of Lakewood, Colorado. The other day,
cops got a call about a burglary in progress around
four in the morning, and they received a tip from
a neighbor that the suspect was still inside a house.
(11:13):
So with guns drawn, the officers made their way in
scary but they couldn't find him until they heard a sound,
and when they opened the door to the bathroom, there
he was still sitting on the commode in the dark,
(11:33):
with his pants around his head. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
As like police.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They actually leaked the picture of it online.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
And you know, the guys like, I'm sorry, I always
like to go at work.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's hard on my routine.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
When deputies yelled put your hands up, the guy's response was, hey,
I'm on. The crapper.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Said put your pants up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Then he said, you're lucky. I barely made it. Oh wow,
not really sure what that's referring to. I think he's
more the lucky one there. So he's now facing second
degree burglary charges. And even the cops had fun with it.
When they posted the video up on Facebook. They titled
it burglar caught in poopy situation.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Aah Burglar.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
His next laser stories out of Nebraska. If foreign governments
want to infiltrate the United States and steal top secret information,
they don't need hackers or double agents. Turns out all
they need is a sexy dating profile. Oh yes, It
is because a sixty three year old Air Force lieutenant
(12:42):
colonel named David Slater could not resist the attractive woman
that he matched with on a dating app.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
We're so dumb, I just have a feeling.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She claimed to be from Ukraine and referred to him
in DMS as my sweet the it's terrible, also nice,
super hunky secret agents.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You sound like grew.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's got to be close. And she'd write him questions
like dear David, what he's shown on these screens in
the special room where you were? And answered, it is
very interesting, please show it to me. She did.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Tell me he saw through it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Unfortunately, sweet David could not resist, and he answered all
of her questions and even shared classified info about military
targets in Russia and more info about the war in Ukraine.
And that makes sense because she's Ukraine. She's probably asking
him questions.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I know she's not real again, Jose, she's not a
really Ukrainian.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Where and when is nixt drone strike is a very
common question on a first date. Apparently he just wanted
to make his Ukrainian girlfriend happy and thought her love
language was military information. So he has been charged with
sharing info from his top secret security clearance, and if
convicted on all charges, he faces up to thirty years
(14:16):
in prison and a fine of up to seven hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
His girlfriend is not going to come visit him.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
His Ukrainian girlfriend has since ghosted him. Ah, and he
gave her on the secret codes too.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
You know, he's still saying, but I loved her, Yeah,
poor David.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
This next Lizer story is out of Chile. Not too
long ago, the original Star Wars trilogy aired on Chilean TV,
and network executives found an interesting way to play the
whole thing and avoid ever cutting to commercials. WHOA, that's cool,
that's a so rare on TV. But their idea was
to splice ads for Servesa Chrystal beer directly into the movie.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
There is a saloon that they go in, and Sarah,
that's true, it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Would be the smart way to do it. They went
a different route. For instance, in the first film, A
New Hope, when Obi Wan Kenobi is supposed to give
Luke his father's lightsaber, he instead reaches into a cooler
and pulls out an ice cold surveys.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
So if they just shared a couple more beers and
maybe they wouldn't have been at war.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
To begin with your blue light saving anyone else's blue
the rock, he just pulls.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Out a beer.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Your dad wanted you to have this. Then in the
Empire strikes back. When Yoda is training Luke to become
a Jedis reaches up into the branches of a tree
and grabs a can of beer. No with his mind,
with his hands. He didn't even use the forest Ready,
you need a cold one when you're trying intense Jedi training.
(16:00):
But maybe the most egregious that it happened in Return to
the Jedi, when the Emperor uses the force to summon
a cold one. Here it is brook. Only the evil
person can summon a bay. Supposedly, the ad agency that
came up with the idea actually won an award for it,
(16:20):
but Lucasfilms was not happening.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, I bet like that's not gonna go over well,
you can't re edit classics like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Come on, So they've been considering what to do about it.
Will keep you updated on how that goes.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I kind of hope they don't sue, because it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This next story is out of Stylin and Profile and
HQ Beyonce Harry Styles that old guy from the dose
Ecist commercials all people who are definitely cool, oh, super.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Just you buy the book. But do you think you
fit into that category? Well? A recent publication pulled thirty
five thousand Americans and asked, do you think you're cool?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, aren't we like paid to not be cool?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I've never been cool.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, it turns out most people do think they're cool.
Fifty three percent said they are definitely cool.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
I think I'm cool because I know I'm not cool.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Alexis, do you think you're cool?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Well you are awkward?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, she did just flip her hair when she says so,
I don't know. Men were a little more likely to
say yes, and obviously age mattered to three quarters of
Americans under thirty think they're absolutely cool, and even twenty
eight percent of seniors would describe themselves as the cat's
pajamas and.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I can get up, I will say. The older I've gotten,
I feel the cooler I've gotten.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
At least one person holds that opinion, and it's you.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well, what about this guy? He's cool? Every single day man,
probably because he sleeps on a doctor Showal's jail energizing
comfort insoul.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's like technically cool.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
He didn't even buy it out. One of his booty
calls left it in his dead He's just doing the
cool thing. That sound means. Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Monday.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We played a game last week on the show, and
after it was over, we put it up on our
Facebook at Brook and Jeffrey and I just want to
read you some of the comments that came in on it.
One said, this is the most frustrating thing ever. The
next one said, what's wrong with you guys? Get a clue?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Is that the one for my mom?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah? And then another person said, I was yelling at
the radio today listening to this trash trash. What am
I talking about? I'm talking about our new game we
call riffing Around, where my hosts have to identify famous
songs based on the instrumental music alone. They failed spectacularly
(19:08):
last time.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Hey, I got one barely, barely barely counts you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But the question is will they do better? This time around,
or will more listeners be screaming at their radios today.
We're gonna find out. Coming up right after this, they
say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting different results.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, I've heard.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I heard that it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And
we must be absolutely insane because the other week we
did something on our show that I would describe as
a complete and total failure, but for some reason, the
audience loved it. Maybe they love seeing us fail. I'm
talking about the surprise game show called Riffing Around. It's
(20:01):
a pretty easy game where we play a musical riff
from a very famous song that you've definitely heard before.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
This song's bad to the bone that's playing behind the job.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All you have to do is identify which song it is.
You just need the title. The artist does not count. Okay,
I repeat artist. You cannot just say the artist and
you will not get credit. You need the title.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
When we played this, I have never been called stupid
more time.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah. The last time we did famous guitar riffs from
the greatest rock and roll hits of all time and
it did not go well. But maybe that's why this
time you're all gonna do better. Because of your absolutely
horrible performance last time, we've decided to switch it up,
and this time around we're doing hits from the early
two thousands. Okay, okay, around the time when Alexis is four.
(20:57):
And the only new requirement this time is we need
you guys to dance to the music while you think
of the title. Okay, Now, this has nothing to do
with us filming for our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,
I just think sometimes dancing it helps me think better.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I agree Alexis to walk out.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
By the end of this, we'll find out who is
the number one riffer and down to riff around. So
let's begin. Brook, you're going first.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm feeling good now, Okay we go.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Brook, name this riff?
Speaker 12 (21:37):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Alexis and Jose have it?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Brook can speaku us girl, Nelly Pertato.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
I'm sorry, rescue ahead.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, I'll give you. I'll give you all right, Brook,
Look at this, we're already off to a better start
than last time. We've got the first one correct, We're
on the whole. Jose, you're up next. Name this famous riff.
Remember you need the title of the song. Okay, yes,
(22:17):
that's good. Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
I had it first, and that I had to think
of the artist.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Then I danced and distract the name without you. I'm sorry, Alexis,
Can you steal my I'm not my boot?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's all I think about, is you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I'm sorry. The song is called dilemma.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Dilemma and they got that it says all I think about.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, Okay, I did not know. I love that song.
Now let's move on with Alexis. Lease name this early
two thousands riff.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This one that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well, maybe if you dance around a little bit, it
will help you remember.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
All.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Can you steal shaggy Angel?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
That shaggy angel? Okay, we're moving on the second round,
so we're back to Brook. Name this riff?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Heard this in a while?
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Dance broken?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We don't have time for you to go through all
the lyrics. My life bye, that's correct, It's My Life
by bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
In thousand. I did.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's keep riffing around, Jose, We're back to you. Please
name this riff. I'm getting We're gonna all the mom
dance moves. I'm gonna go. I'm sorry. That is not correct.
(24:16):
Alexis going to steal it. I don't know it all
around the world. I don't know brook This is your
this is your moment. Yeah, that's that is Kylie Minogue.
I can't get you out of my head, Get you
out of Okay, brook Is the only one to get
(24:40):
one correct, Alexis. We're back to you. This is your moment. Okay,
hes name this famous two thousands rich, give me a
good one dance?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah right, yes, that has to be the.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Most played song in the history.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right, Alexis finally on the board with one correct.
We're back to Brooks. Name this riff? And you're just
looking very confused and clarkson, Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
I cannot steal this.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Alexis nothing. Okay, it is Avril Levine complicated, Jose, now's
your moment.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
You're gonna know this one. Please name this riff?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The girls are jumping, I'll say, give me an answer,
a title. What do you think? Who? It's so funny.
There ain't no hall of back girl, Alexis, you're pulling
up on. This is the last one. This is Alexis
has a chance to tie it up. This is amazing, Alexis,
(26:18):
please name this riff.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Over one.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I know, think back to when you were two years old,
Remember what you were rocking to in the crib. We
need something I would like to steal whatever it's not called. Sorry,
I can't give you whatever wherever. That's right, and that
(26:55):
means the winner of riffing around is Brook. Five. Congratulations Brook,
You more than anybody on our show, are down to
riff around. That's riffing around. And I'm jeff Hips don't
lie to bo. Your phone tap is coming up right
after this.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
In today's phone tap, we call a guy who works
for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies
wanted to play a joke and they told him they
just hired someone from Germany to be on their team.
And before he moves, he needs to ask a few
questions on the business side. Okay, mase, But our own
resident German, Hans Gluoberg, has different intentions. Hello, he wants
(27:40):
to get down to business with the local ladies.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Y'all want to get to the business visiting, and.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He needs an American man to show him the way,
it's your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Another on the twenties. Hello, guten tag. Hello is the
smoss you?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Ah, yes, this is Matthew.
Speaker 13 (28:04):
Oh hallo Matthew. I am Hans. I am the new employee.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Oh right, you're the new guy.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah. They said you were gonna call very good.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well.
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Actually I do have a question, but it is not
necessarily about the business.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Oh okay, I am.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
Wondering are you single?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
What?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
I am just curious, like, do.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
You have a special fraud line or you know, I
do not know your preference.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Maybe you have a boy line.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Perhaps No, I I'm single.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Do not worry.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
No, I am not trying to make the romantic time
on you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Wait what I.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Am due to the country and I am looking to
find some beautiful women for myself.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Oh yeah, and I want to know how does it work?
Speaker 6 (29:00):
How does it work to do like find a beautiful woman.
Speaker 13 (29:04):
Yeah, I've seen in you know, the American movies about
the buying a drinking to impress the women.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, you can do that here.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
But in Germany is a little different.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
See we're talking to her about her body and her
masculine hands and how many callases she can count on.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
One two U three Ooh that one counts as two
one is growing on another one.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, I don't know if the women over here would
like that.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Honestly, that is interesting to me.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
Why why not the you know, Hunt Callie pickup line?
Oh like your calige goes, you look very bumpy.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Honestly, talking about women's bodies isn't the best idea over here.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they do,
they pick up of the women. It is very similar
to Germany, but we do the cows.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Were you talking about cows?
Speaker 13 (30:06):
You know, like you talk to the woman and asking
how many of the cows can she leaft?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah, no, that's not really a thing here really.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Oh, in Germany, the more cows a woman can throw
over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Now, oh my goodness, Well you've got some different customs
over there, don't you.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival. It gets crazy.
You guys have the cream cheese festivals.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, I can't say we do.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
You'll never know what's going to happen at the cream
cheese festival.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
One time I left and let us just say there
were no cream cheese left, Hans et it all.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.
I'd say, just try to be yourself and make a
connection with them.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend you, Matthew,
you want to be wing man.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And look at that we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry,
I've got to end the call.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Oh perfect, is lunch for me too? We can go
do the meat cute? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (31:13):
No, what it's a meat cute when you bump into
somebody random? You know, you don't I don't know you, you
don't know me? Whoopsie daisis right in Germany, it's not
meat cute, it's cute meat. You just bring fresh meat
to your fraud line and it is so cute and
the women love it. Would you like a spleen from
the cow?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
That's different.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her
a cow spleen.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Oh wow, it's very cute.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Exactly how it is saying. Sometimes you have a steak.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
Maybe next time you come in and you have an
appendix from a rabbit.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Like I said, it's lunchtime. I got to run.
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Speaker 13 (31:54):
Dave said that we should meet up for the prank
phone call anyway, and for lunch as well.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
How are you saying? Two birds? Von bird?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Wait with stones?
Speaker 11 (32:03):
One bird?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (32:04):
What did Dave say.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
The pranking of the phone call? What because your cobger?
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Dave said, you up, man, this is actually day from
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
We're doing a phone tap.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
Yeah, man, Dave said, you guys hired a new guy
from Germany and you haven't met him.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Yea, Well, what cut of meat will you bring for
the ladies? Oh? Man, Oh, I am not getting into this.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
I highly recommend some type of honey badger bladder.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Excellent, excellent. I'll probably see you guys on the flip side.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you four
head cases.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Yeah yeah, bye baby.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What do you do when you're standing in line at
a coffee shop and notice there's a smoke show standing
directly behind you?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Nobody, I hope you don't whistle?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Do you a pretend to drop something and bend over
very slowly to pick it up to b start talking
extremely loud on your phone about how you're about to
buy Amazon. Yeah, you know that bold guy who flies
phallic rockets. I'm totally ripping him off or option c
(33:35):
do absolutely nothing because meeting someone in real life is
way too scary. I think everyone just shows pretty much.
One of our listeners had this exact situation happened to him,
and what he did was so smooth it led them
to immediately having a ten minute completely non sexual.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
A whoa, you have to put non sexual so hard
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I know he felt like a crucial detail. Anyway, you're
gonna hear the move that he used to make it
happen in your second date update, Next second date update.
You ever been just casually hanging out with someone when
suddenly they start to give you a vibe and you think,
wait a second, do they think that this is a date?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh? Oh, you're not excited about it. I was excited.
It was just like.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Unexpected, okay, because you didn't think it was a date.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Because it happens to me all the time. I'm just
doing my thing in studio and then Brooke will slide
her scarf blanket to the side and show me a
little extra shoulder and lower her glasses down her nose,
and I'm like, hold up, does Brook think that this
is a date?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I definitely do.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Excuse me because you're married first of all. Plus I'm
young enough to be your son, so.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That's not gonna happen if I slide my glasses down
just because my face got a little sweaty.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's all I understand. I make you in all sorts
of ways, but you need to get over it. Because
one of our listeners found himself in an unexpected romantic situation.
He's asking us for help today. His name is Julian. Julian,
welcome to the show man.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
We're lucky to have the expert in Jeffrey on with you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Julien, you don't think this is a date now? Because
I tend to have that effect on people.
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Is showing a lot.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Of Julian, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, let's focus, uh, not on each other, and let's
focus on the lady you want us to call to day.
Who's she?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
So?
Speaker 10 (35:43):
Her name is Abbie And the date that you're talking
about was unexpected? You know it was that actually happened
like in real life. It wasn't off of an app
like every other date.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh whoa cool you are, Like, you're a rare man
on this segment.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, where'd you mean?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Throwback? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
So I was on a work break and I went
to grab some coffee, you know, downstairs, and there's a
coffee shop right across the street, and barista is like
making my drink and she offers to give it to
me for free.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Oh really, Yeah, Ever, how good do you look that day?
Speaker 10 (36:23):
I mean, hey, you know, I guess I remember to
shave or something.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, so is Abby the barista?
Speaker 10 (36:30):
No, no, no, no, no, she's not so yeah. So
so I was a little surprised. But then I looked
behind me and there's this really cute girl which is
Abby behind me, And so I tell the barista, okay,
well I'd like to buy her drink.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Wow, just shatter the barista's dreams.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
And I think she was probably hitting on you, but
you forward, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Right, that's a good.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Well she was like, well that's really nice, and so
you know that the door for us to talk. And
you know, I didn't have that much time on my
break was on like ten minutes or so, but you know,
I asked her like, Hey, do you want to go
sit outside and drink our coffees? And she said yes,
so we we did and it was great. I mean
it was short, but it was great.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Is this your date?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Why are you like this was the date?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
This is the date?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It was ten minutes long.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You don't need drinking in casual sex for it.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
But this is just a meeting, Like I feel like
we have forgotten what happens in the real.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
We're all really good, just calmed down. Maybe we should
ask what did you talk about? Was there some flirtation
happening date vibes? There?
Speaker 10 (37:41):
We we had a great conversation. So, you know, I'm
a big hockey fan and she's not. But she was
like interested in that and she was like, Oh, isn't
it just guys like punching each other all the time?
And I was like, no, no, it's like there's a
lot more finesse to it.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
It's a skate and then punch each other and hit
each other with sticks.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
Yeah, sometimes, did you.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Like parlay that until we should watch a game together
sometime or anything like that?
Speaker 10 (38:05):
So I did not, but I did parlay it into Hey,
I'd like to take you on a real date. Sometimes
I'm glad I'd like.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
To punch you in the face.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, like face off right now, although that would be
more of Brooks Sally for a style.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
Oh, I'll punch a man whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It doesn't mean, I mean it sounds a good a
good connection, even if it was a short amount of time.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
Yeah, exactly. And that's what's so bizarre, because I have
texted her a few times since then. When I called
it like, I heard her voice on the voice announce
I know it's like her actual number.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
I don't know if I just totally misread the situation
or maybe she has a boyfriend. I don't know, but
I'm very confused.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Did she give you her number after you said I'd
like to take you on a date sometime? Yes, so yeah,
that's pretty then she knows the intent and the number giving.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, aside from hockey, did you guys talk about
anything else?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Hopefully we talked about Breaking Bad and Better Call Sall.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
No, I haven't seen Better Call Soul yet.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
One of the most erotic shows on TV for sure,
the lawyer Ye Bald Spot Gets. Was there a hug
or was there a kiss or a physical vibe? Like,
was she playing with her hair? Was she smiling?
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Was there a lot of eye contact?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Was there no eye contact?
Speaker 10 (39:26):
Oh no, there was a lot of eye contact. She
was playing with her hair, she was smiling.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So wait, I forget.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
You've reached out and she hasn't called you back at all?
How long is that?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
It's been about a week?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh long?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That long? But she just forgot.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It wasn't a very good forget.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
I mean I left her a message, so I don't
know how she could forget.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh, it takes me more than a week to check
my voicemails.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
There for at least three weeks before I actually listen.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
But I texted, okay, well, and you texted. Let us
try giving her a call. Maybe she'll answer from a
number that's come completely unrecognizable. We might have better luck there.
We're gonna play a song. Who knows. Try, We're gonna
play a song. Come back, Try and get your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Date.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Some of us are clearly flustered in studio today after
hearing about Julian's first date with Abby, which, to Brooks
shock and horror, involved no drinking, no cooking, drugs in
any back alley. Sheds and no fluids exchanged except for
the coffee that he bought right after they met.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Sure, I always bring fertilizer to my dates, and some
coughs are up, but I'm not saying that everybody has
to do that. It's just strange, like it's ten minutes
and they it's a chance meeting in a coffee show.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I know, it's crazy people can have a romantic connection
just talking to each other. How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Crazy that we're considering it a date.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Anyway, did give me a good idea for the coffee
shop fluid exchange?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Interesting crowd I feel like you're going to be a
quad guy.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, definitely, what's crowdfund this thing? But before that, we
got to talk to Julian because it's been a week
since that date happened. He's having trouble locking down date
number two.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I have to say, I mean, I just felt such
a strong connection with Abby, you know, I mean, it's like,
how often do you have something like this happened? It
just felt like a really great connection. So I'd love
to see her again.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, and I think it's a good sign that she
gave you her phone number, Like I said, after you
had mentioned that you want to take her out, take her.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Out, yeah, you said, yeah, and a real.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Number, yeah, yeah, exactly, because if she was in a
relationship and she just didn't realize that she needed to
tell you that, then a fake number would have sufficed.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Right, Okay, Well, now's the time to get all those answers.
We're going to dial her number and double check if
it's real and then ask why she's not calling you
back to get another date?
Speaker 10 (41:56):
All right, all right, thanks, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (41:58):
Are you going to ask her if she wants to
invest in the fluid exchange?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Well, let's program. I'll get to that obviously. We're going
to focus on jewel in here here.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Hello, Hey is this Abby and it is yes.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Hey, iby. My name is Jeff from a morning radio
show you may or may not have heard of, called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, right, that's that's okay.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Abby. Are we are at terminal?
Speaker 11 (42:39):
You belong here?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Do you have a background in broadcasting?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
I did an internship in high school.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You want to run the board.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
More experience in Alexis, that's true experience.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
So I don't know, it's like what's on air. I
don't know if you did this at the place where
you interned. But we have a segment on our show
called second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
No I'm not familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, Well it's pretty simple. Basically, one of our listeners
reaches out to us after they can't get a hold
of somebody they went on a date with, and they
want to know why. And you are the person we're
reaching out to because you met up with a guy
named Julian the other day.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Okay, I mean it was a quick meeting.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember Julian.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Okay, Okay, Yeah. Julian told us that he thought you're
really cute, thought that things were going well when you
were chatting with each other, and he was hoping to
see you again. He doesn't really understand why that isn't
coming to fruition.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Wait, so he's asking you to find out why I
didn't call him, right because you're not really responding to him.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Is there a reason or is it just you know,
it's only been a week, maybe you haven't had time.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I mean I saw that you called, and I've been
just kind of thinking about it. But I mean, oh,
you're like on the fence, yeah, yeah, kind of on
the fence about it.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, can we.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Ask why, Like, what are you on the fence about?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Well, I don't know, like what he told you about.
Get it wasn't at date. I mean like we we
met in the line at the coffee shop. Yeah, and
the Garisa gave him his coffee for free, and she
said thank you for your work, thank you for the
work that you do. And he was he was wearing scrubs.
Speaker 9 (44:31):
Oh oh okay, he's like a doctor.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with the doctor ors you know,
did something in healthcare.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, we didn't know that, so that's cool, Like you
wouldn't want to date somebody like that?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
No, No, I mean I did think that was cool.
I thought that was definitely worth taking a couple of
minutes getting to know him better. You know, when he
was like, Kayla, you want to go sit out find
and have our coffees.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I'm in between brain surgery?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
I only have ten minutes between bad pants?
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Both very you know.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I mean for most women hearing that would be the
absolute green light to definitely see them again.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I mean it either means he was really successful or
he's really good Hearted's like one of those two.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So where's the disconnect happening.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Well, he talked about his work a little bit, but
he was talking about like how much he loved his work,
and he was saying that sometimes he can get really
close to his patients and he just loved being able
to help his patients and make them happy. And I
was and I wass thinking, that's really really cool. I
got a great vibe from.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
That medical field.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, right, And then he asked
me for I'm my number and said he'd like to
kick me out. I gave him that, and and we
parted ways, and I was getting to my car and
I was just that look back. I was kind of
watching him, and he was walking across the street going
back into his work, and he he went into one
of those waxing salons.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh, like antic place, like.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, like the way they do like Brazilian, like a Brazilian.
I didn't even know those guys worst clubs.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I've never even had a male do that.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I close, he's never.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Walked out a waxing place and seen a dude.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I didn't know that was a career option.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Immediately, I thought of him saying, yeah, I get really
close to my patients and I don't.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
That just made me go, oh, maybe he just maybe
he just.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Met physically close.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Abby. Thank you for sharing that with us, But there
is kind of an awkward part that I need to
get to here, and it's best to probably just rip
it off real quick, okay, and let you know that
Julian has actually been on the other line listening this
entire time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (46:53):
I mean I just think, oh, this whole hibby, Yeah,
this whole conversation. I mean, it's just so it's so
put because, you know, no legitimate profession.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh, I don't think anyone is say that, Yeah, I'm
being a doctor.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
Frankly speaking, I mean I had to go for fourteen
hours of online webinars to get my state.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hold on, hold on, did you just say that being
a wax technician is as legitimate as being a doctor.
Speaker 10 (47:22):
Yeah, I mean, I'm very proud of my work. I
make people's lives better. And also the whole women thing.
I mean, there are men who come to our practice
as well. You know, I've seen it on I've seen
naked men as well. You know, I'm a professional.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yes, we didn't mean, I mean, honestly, though, we didn't
mean to insult your profession. I think what she's saying
is that she just had one impression and then it
was just totally different, So she just needed a minute
to kind of reconcile that for a week.
Speaker 10 (47:53):
Well, you know, you know, you shouldn't be making assumptions.
I mean, it's not like I said that I just
got off operating on someone's heart.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
You know.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
I mean, you you can assume based on things, but
you know what they say about assumptions.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, he wasn't operating on hearts. He was shaving a triangle, yeah, exactly,
which takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Could have been a landing.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Well, yeah, you need thirteen four hours of studying to
get to it.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
You guys are joking about it, but it's super hard
to do. I mean, it's very sensitive that skin, that area.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
You know, we're not trying to insult anybody's profession here.
We just wanted to get the two of you talking,
So Abby, why don't you talk directly to Julian here?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Okay, So I go with what they're saying, like it
was not I wasn't intending to insult your profession. I
just I think I felt a little bit misled, And
I don't know, I think maybe if you're in that, like,
that's the kind of thing that and I know we
didn't have a ton of time, but it's the kind
of thing that would be good to know.
Speaker 10 (48:53):
I mean, honestly, grow up, like seriously, grow up.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I kind of agree with.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Him on that line.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
I mean, it's just like if you see it every day,
it's not like he's looking at it in a sexual way.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Like body part exactly. I agree with him on that,
just on that piece, like no.
Speaker 9 (49:09):
No, no, I look it up every day and it
is never getting old.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It is the purpose. The intent is different.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I heard that Abbey was impressed with what he can do.
Isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Actually didn't say impressed, it said I felt a little misled.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Well, those are mostly the same letters in those.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
The same Well, you know, I guess I should start
putting it on my forehead that I.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Wax like you.
Speaker 10 (49:35):
Oh yes, it's because she's my customer. That's why she
gave me the free drink.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
So much sense a satisfied customer, clearly.
Speaker 10 (49:45):
Yeah, yeah, five stars.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
And he can wax stars.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I maybe get your number after this.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, we can all. Let's all get waxed together hands.
We'll do a morning show wax and put it up.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
On the Brook and Jeff's going to take a lot
longer than your.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
We were at an awards ceremony recently hosting where Brooke
decided to thank everybody even though we weren't winning anything.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
That night.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
I thought it was really nice. I appreciated everybody happy
in this.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Today I'd like to thank the most important person in
my life. The big shout out to my ear nose
and throat doc, doctor Jacobs. Huh, doctor j you do
incredible work for me. I don't know why I have
to keep going back every week for the intensive throat
maintenance plan, or why you don't work in a real clinic.
Speaker 11 (50:51):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Do you even have allergies?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Why you don't use you know, officially licensed tools?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
You better bbb about you know what? I trust you?
Do you even if you make the.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
News at this one, I'm just gonna don't even argue him.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Or if you get arrested, we're both I would be
by your side.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Did you fail him?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I would like to dedicate my brand new song of
the week to him. Coming up after I swallow this
pineapple hole, here we go. It is time for my
song of the week. And of course this weekend is
Easter aka Resurrection Sunday aka the Hoppening aka candy for
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Christian's Only Day. And I've heard people mention what they
like to eat on Easter, whether it's like a special
ham or some sort of scalloped Jesus potato with eggs.
I don't know anything about it, but it sounds delicious.
The thing is, we all know the number one food
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of choice for Easter, though, is sugar.
Speaker 9 (52:05):
Yay eggs, even the ham around.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Why do Reese's hit so much better when their egg shaped?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Something about it? That's the thing. The last several weeks,
all the stores have been stocked with all kinds of
yummy Easter treats. They got the chocolate bunnies and the
jelly beans and the Reese's peanut butter eggs. But out
of all the Easter goodies, there is one that stands
alone as the runt of the Easter litter. Talking about peeps,
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those weird, sugary little bird shaped things.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Every flavor ever too.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
They don't even really taste like marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
I don't know, I'm thinking. I know people buy them,
millions do every year, but does anybody actually enjoy them?
Speaker 2 (52:54):
My kids won't even eat them.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, I personally don't know anybody who actually will confess
to putting it inside of them.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
One person one time in my stream talked about it,
but I think they were lying.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah. In fact, I feel like peeps don't even like themselves.
Speaker 12 (53:11):
Sad.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
It's true. They feel like the social outcasts of the
candy world, and I do feel sorry for them because
just imagine what it must be like to be a
peep sitting on a shelf in a store, waiting for
somebody to come along and pick you, but instead you're
the ones walking by with your children going to the
Reese's Eggs right next to it. So I felt like
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the peeps deserve a song that captures the heartache and
the pain that they must feel every Easter. That's why,
instead of singing radioheads, I'm a creep, it's you, Jeffreys,
I'm a peep, absolutely hated. Okay, I'm going a point.
When I'm ready, Here we go points.
Speaker 13 (54:05):
Rice check on a boxable fat soaps, rice check on
a box.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh, never mind it, they're just saving.
Speaker 12 (54:16):
They sum me at the drug store, by the cleaning supplies.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
I'm pastel in pastay from the chemical dive.
Speaker 12 (54:36):
My robbery texture, it feels wrong in your mouth. My
flavor is terrible. I wish I was camel, but.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I'm up.
Speaker 11 (55:03):
A march meal.
Speaker 10 (55:07):
Take a bite out of my rage.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's worse than a warm bed. I look just like
a bird from some nuclear tests. My whole body. Email
T is now my next in marchest.
Speaker 12 (55:39):
I have no nutrasure, just a hot blob of corss.
I'm barely digestible. I'd rather be vegetable.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Because I'm up.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
A fungi.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
There's no catberry cream in it. I'm more tragic than
shakeber Oin again the stream and saying yuh yuh, yuh yuh.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
What's a.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
I wish I was a bun with those chocolate eas.
Speaker 14 (57:13):
I taste so exceptional, But instead I'm on special three
for one because I'm up.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just moltenugl shaped like a pup emoji. Why won't you
eat me? Someone?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
Please eat me?
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Job Jeffery, man, it is it just still doesn't sound edible,
you know, even with all the sympathy.
Speaker 9 (57:59):
I had someone I remember try us peeping a s'more
and it's still didn't work.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Oh god, I saw somebody make one on TikTok the
other day.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
They did rice Crispy treats by melting peace. Oh yeah,
it looked gross.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yea, yeah, just the crime against food.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
It is. It is.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
I'm sorry, Pete, but our.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Hearts go out to you. All the peaches out there.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Please take and sing that song together.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
I think sure.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Just rocking out. Sure textan seventy eight five nine two
tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
If your heart goes out to all the peeps, We're
gonna post the video up on our socials at Brook
and Jeffrey, on our YouTube and our TikTok Instagram, all
of it. Happy Easter, everybody, enjoy your good candies. We
got your phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
Got Koalani from Auburn back on the phone. The last
time that she played you, she tied Brooke.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, I remember Kalani.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
So Coloni, welcome back to the show. Hi, Good Beyond.
Speaker 10 (58:59):
Do you remember the terror Rene I gave you that
said that you were drunk. Is that what you remember?
Speaker 3 (59:05):
I forgot about that because I was drunk.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, but now remember that's because her side job is
working as a tarot.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Reader, and I know my job is drinking wine.
Speaker 5 (59:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
We want we want to get a reading, Kilani on
Jose's sample that he dropped off at the clinic today.
We want to know what the reading is going to do,
So don't give me bad news. We're gonna get that
after we play the game. So we have a little
drama suspense while Brook leaves the studio. And while that happens, Kilani,
you know how the game works. Thirty seconds on the
clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you
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don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (59:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Good luck? Time starts now. In the twenty tens. What
year did streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?
Name the room in the house where most fires are
started kitchen In the story The Lion, the Witch and
the Wardrobe, what is the name of the lion.
Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
As land as We're.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Gonna We're gonna take that. What brand of chip translates
to little golden things in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
I didn't I didn't hear.
Speaker 10 (01:00:17):
I didn't hear the first part of the questions, so I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Was still saying the last. Let me let me repeat
it for you. What brand of chip translates to little
golden things in Spanish? Oh? Uh, freds Okay, we got
your answer, and good work, Kilanie. Now we're still holding
off on Jose's tarot reading.
Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
In the meantime, I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Learned on my phone screen here that you have three kids.
I do Do you ever do their tarot reading? Do
you ever read their futures?
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I do?
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Do you ever play games?
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
And just be like I see a bedtime car in
the future. You could even launch a whole like family
reading business.
Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
I came out with a tower themed deck in twenty twenty,
because you know it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
To is that a tower is tower card.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Bad towers are bad, towers are not good? How do
you know all this, Je, How do you know I'm
going to be in on the family reading later? Klan's
adopting me, Jeff, You're like you sockovin coming.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
From the tower over.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I'll give you snacks. I got snacks at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Okay, you first, we got to ask Brooks some questions, right, yep,
time starts now. In the twenty tens. What year did
streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Oh, my gosh, in the twenty tens. I'm gonna go
twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Name the room in the house where most fires are
started kitchen in the story The Lion, the Witch and
the Wardrobe. What is the name of the lion?
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Uh Narnia?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
What brand of chip translates to little golden things in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Doritos?
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
How many teams are in the NFL?
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
The NFL two? No, sixth? Sure it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
We're going your first answer. I guess that's Politician of
wind Brooks bucks today. But we're gonna go to the
scoreboard to see the score with Jose catch me off.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
How about day?
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Get you outside? Yeah, sketch you outside? I love doctor Phil.
Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
I'm klanni. You got to correct today? Yeah, and hope
that my reading is curable.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I don't know, I'm predicting. I didn't get that colony
and brook You're right, feel good.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You did not get too. You got three oh man,
outright win for Brook today.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Karate, your tower was a little bit bigger than mine.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Apparently are smaller because a bad Let's just leave the
terror to hers. The answer is in the twenty ten's
music streaming services first overtook worldwide sales of CDs in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
The room in the house were most fires started is
the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Welcome to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Shocked if it was like any other room room, it's
like quit lighting all these candles. Oh, I thought friction.
In the story the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe,
name of the lion is Aslan.
Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
We gave you that Kilani.
Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Good job, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
The brand of trip that translates the little Golden things
is Doritos. And there are thirty two teams in the
NFL book. Good answered, it wasn't enough to win, but
just for playing, we are giving you some free Brooke
and Jeffrey swag. Wow, and just real quick, what's Jose's
a clinic reading gonna be? So?
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Jose? I pulled the ace of lawns for you.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (01:03:44):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
It's it's a positive card.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Oh, I'm positive?
Speaker 11 (01:03:50):
WOWT was am I too?
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Yeah? Positive?
Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
I knew it.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
For that, there's weeknails.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Thank you for playing killan to make sure you come
back and do it again. We'll be back today windbrooks
Bock the same time on
Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hey, this is Ashton. I accidentally deleted all the other
podcast intros that we recorded, so this is me making
up for it. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning. I need
to have the floor right now and not be interrupted
because I have a problem with one or multiple people
in this road. Excuse me, I have asked for the floor.
(00:22):
And because here's the situation the other day, I'm coming
into work early in the morning, trying to access our
parking garage and what do I see. Alexis's car comes
barreling around me through the exit gates. The barrier arm
isn't down, and so you technically you could just drive
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through it. Guys, don't use it again, No eruptions, please,
and we both park and I'm like, Alexis, what was
that all about? That was really dangerous, and Alexis says, oh,
Brooke told me I could just use the exit ramp
whenever I want to enter the building. And apparently Brooks
been telling everyone that because I saw Editor Ashley use
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it this morning too. Do you think that you're above
the law, that you're better than everybody else in the build?
Excuse metroical questions. The answer is obviously yes to these
because I demanded the floor about the parking garage.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
There's no law. B.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The exit gate is always open, so you don't have
to enter the stupid code and stop and lean out
your window and see no one is here when we
come to work.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're a celebrity and the wolves don't apply.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Parking spot is available.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is why you're using the emergency vehicle lanes. When
the bridge was closed. You would cut off the police
officers and the fire department just so that you could
get to work five.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Minutes early for small fires.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Jeff Police striker comment from the record, as I requested
the floor with no ancillary common Are you really not.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I told you entering the code every day.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I am entering the code. Why because I'm a good
per or.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Since I haven't used the code in like six months?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Why?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, not only are you an unsafe menace to society,
but now you're officially teaching the younger generations to file
to follow your wild crooked Darth Vader asked menacing ways
where it's me, me, me before everybody else.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It just works smarter, not harder. Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You're like the Kanye West of the parking garage right now,
hate mobile around. I don't like that. I know karma
is gonna get you when we do the shock collar
question of the day.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're so mad you didn't think of it first.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Striker, comment again from the record and give us a
question that guarantees Brooke gets electrocuted in the throat today.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Jake, this is the fifth consecutive day we're playing a game,
and we've settled on the title cap or no cap
ya basically a truer false game where you have a
fifty to fifty shot at getting the answer right, and
every single day, Oh, this has gotten her answer wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Give me easier question.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
It's because she believes almost anything she hears, so I
normally give her a cap question. Will I do it again,
this time getting into her.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Head anything in her head, very to hear what she
goes with once we begin another rousing addition of cap
or no cap nice alexis, if you pick up a
baby bird, the mother will then reject it cap or
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no cap sad.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I've heard other animals right, because the smell or something.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah, the oils or something on your fingers, But I
don't know if it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Makes sense with birds.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Birds are kind of mean.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I hate birds. Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Just what a birds ever do to you? Exist?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I just hate them?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's very important.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Text mean? And so I feel like the mom would.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Says no cap, that's cap.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Did you see the pattern? He literally told.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Their offspring.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah, they don't recognize their young v smel so picking
them up won't cause them to hand them.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No wonder she loves chicken nuggets so much, Alex, you're
forgetting shot. Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
If you heat grapes in the microwave, they will spark
and explode. Cap or no cap?
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Why would they spark?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
There has to be some kind of like enzyme or
something or like.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who loves warm grapes?
Speaker 12 (04:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Surprised.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Maybe you're trying to make like jam and you're trying
to do it quick instead of like eating him on
the stove and adding sugar.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You just I.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
Can do this on my own. But I don't know
why they would spark. That's throwing me off. It doesn't
make sense to me, Jake. So I'm gonna say that's cap.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Jose says cap, that's no cap. Then if you've cut
one in half. Or if you put two grapes and
they touch each other, it'll create hotspots, which creates an
ionized gas, which emits light.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And wow, can we just try it in our break?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't want to trying to destroy everything.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't set my own microwave on fire.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Let's do it here else's life.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
We're over on a brook, oh Man, Disneyland has its
own zip code CAP or no cap Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I was just at Disneyland Anahei the exit.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Probably.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
The thing about Disneyland is it's not like disney World
is massive. Disneyland's big, but it's not that big. However,
now you do have Downtown Disney, and you have all
of the hotels, and you have the California Adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think it's only disney World. I think it's gonna
be CAP.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
That's cap.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Good answers someplace in the US to have their own
ZIP code, like the Empire State Building in Dodger Stadium,
but not Disneyland.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Dodger State Dodger Stadium had that brook safe.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
We're going on to Jeffrey. The smallest dinosaur ever exists
was called the microraptor cap or no, Cap.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's so cute. It's an adorable. It's so cute it
sounds fake.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They had feathers. They had feathers like birds.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Brook pet It just doesn't sound like a real thing.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
And aren'ts have like the craziest, longest black Latin names.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm gonna I'm just gonna say that didn't exist. That's cap,
Jeff says Cap. That's no cab.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Raptors.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
They were feathered.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Dinosaurs with wings about the size of a crow. Brook's
the only one that got it right, which means she gets.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To pick who gets shy wow picking.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sorry, Alexis, I think somebody wanted to hear I Love
rock and Roll by Joe Spoken alexis the shock put
it on, Jeff, all right, that's gonna turn this baby up.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Terror contus, Right, so you need to remember he's the exit.
Jesss Carway, you better leave the lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You can't do it during the day. There's too many people.
You could only do it in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right, I'm just gonna sing I Love rock and
Roll by Joan Jet Okay, I love rock and roll,
So put another time in the jukebox.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
You should have seen the aggressiveness that brooke pushed the button.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, so that's the car we're talking about.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
Shove color.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Question of the day phone taps coming up in just
a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
This just in and I am not happy about it. Guys.
It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. There's a high school
in Oklahoma that's getting a lot of backlash after a
video got out regarding their latest fundraising event.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh well, it's like it's for a good cause.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Before I tell you what they did, keep this in mind.
The money they raised was for a business called Not
Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with intellectual, developmental
and physical disabilities.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
I've heard about this great.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Cause, wrote this, and the fundraiser in question involves students
grades nine through twelve licking peanut butter off of other
students toes. Oh wow, And I just want to know
what's so wrong with that America. All the students volunteered
for it. None of them were forced to do this.
(08:51):
They all got to raise their hand and choose to
be a part of it or not. It's not like
a teacher was licking it off of a students toes.
This was a student on student action.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I know, but it's just not the.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Type of action that Brooke would have dreamed of when
she was in high school. But the parents got all
bent out of shape, Like I just watched my little
braid and lick the toes of the varsity football captain.
You know what, Braiden should be honored. Not everybody gets
that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They raise money.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's like you donate for the ability to lick the
peanut butter, or it's like, oh, I think that Justin
canlack eight to Brook.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
If you want to sign up to participate, go on line.
I'm sure you can fill out the survey. The best
part of this, though, was they ended up raising one
hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for this coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Holy cow, that is so much money.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That is great. It's crazy. So Brook, think of your
favorite charity right now, and you could raise that amount
of money for them. Licking peanut butter off of Jose's
toes right here? Would you do it for your favorite charity?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Honestly, I would like anyone else's toes in the studio.
I mean Jose, but like when you wear flip flops,
like you haven't cut the toenails in a while.
Speaker 11 (10:05):
My hairs will keep the peanut.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Butter it's in.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
The book.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Turns down the opportunity to give one hundred and fifty
grand to charity out of pride. I was willing. If
anyone's listening, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wow, I don't think it's pride.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I just think it's the ability to sleep again?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Else will she turned down? Coming up in Laser Stories,
we'll find out right after this it's the radio segment
that's excited to open up their first hotel. Unfortunately, it's
grand opening is the same weekend as the annual bedbug Convention,
(10:42):
which happens right next door. Why do the bedbugs have
to keep together so much?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Going to cancel my reservation?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Just we'll have to see how that turns out. With
Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
got a laser and those other pillows just don't. This
first laser story is out of Lakewood, Colorado. The other day,
cops got a call about a burglary in progress around
four in the morning, and they received a tip from
a neighbor that the suspect was still inside a house.
(11:13):
So with guns drawn, the officers made their way in
scary but they couldn't find him until they heard a sound,
and when they opened the door to the bathroom, there
he was still sitting on the commode in the dark,
(11:33):
with his pants around his head. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
As like police.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They actually leaked the picture of it online.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
And you know, the guys like, I'm sorry, I always
like to go at work.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's hard on my routine.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
When deputies yelled put your hands up, the guy's response was, hey,
I'm on. The crapper.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Said put your pants up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Then he said, you're lucky. I barely made it. Oh wow,
not really sure what that's referring to. I think he's
more the lucky one there. So he's now facing second
degree burglary charges. And even the cops had fun with it.
When they posted the video up on Facebook. They titled
it burglar caught in poopy situation.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Aah Burglar.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
His next laser stories out of Nebraska. If foreign governments
want to infiltrate the United States and steal top secret information,
they don't need hackers or double agents. Turns out all
they need is a sexy dating profile. Oh yes, It
is because a sixty three year old Air Force lieutenant
(12:42):
colonel named David Slater could not resist the attractive woman
that he matched with on a dating app.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
We're so dumb, I just have a feeling.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She claimed to be from Ukraine and referred to him
in DMS as my sweet the it's terrible, also nice,
super hunky secret agents.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You sound like grew.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's got to be close. And she'd write him questions
like dear David, what he's shown on these screens in
the special room where you were? And answered, it is
very interesting, please show it to me. She did.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Tell me he saw through it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Unfortunately, sweet David could not resist, and he answered all
of her questions and even shared classified info about military
targets in Russia and more info about the war in Ukraine.
And that makes sense because she's Ukraine. She's probably asking
him questions.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I know she's not real again, Jose, she's not a
really Ukrainian.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Where and when is nixt drone strike is a very
common question on a first date. Apparently he just wanted
to make his Ukrainian girlfriend happy and thought her love
language was military information. So he has been charged with
sharing info from his top secret security clearance, and if
convicted on all charges, he faces up to thirty years
(14:16):
in prison and a fine of up to seven hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
His girlfriend is not going to come visit him.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
His Ukrainian girlfriend has since ghosted him. Ah, and he
gave her on the secret codes too.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
You know, he's still saying, but I loved her, Yeah,
poor David.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
This next Lizer story is out of Chile. Not too
long ago, the original Star Wars trilogy aired on Chilean TV,
and network executives found an interesting way to play the
whole thing and avoid ever cutting to commercials. WHOA, that's cool,
that's a so rare on TV. But their idea was
to splice ads for Servesa Chrystal beer directly into the movie.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
There is a saloon that they go in, and Sarah,
that's true, it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Would be the smart way to do it. They went
a different route. For instance, in the first film, A
New Hope, when Obi Wan Kenobi is supposed to give
Luke his father's lightsaber, he instead reaches into a cooler
and pulls out an ice cold surveys.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
So if they just shared a couple more beers and
maybe they wouldn't have been at war.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
To begin with your blue light saving anyone else's blue
the rock, he just pulls.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Out a beer.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Your dad wanted you to have this. Then in the
Empire strikes back. When Yoda is training Luke to become
a Jedis reaches up into the branches of a tree
and grabs a can of beer. No with his mind,
with his hands. He didn't even use the forest Ready,
you need a cold one when you're trying intense Jedi training.
(16:00):
But maybe the most egregious that it happened in Return to
the Jedi, when the Emperor uses the force to summon
a cold one. Here it is brook. Only the evil
person can summon a bay. Supposedly, the ad agency that
came up with the idea actually won an award for it,
(16:20):
but Lucasfilms was not happening.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, I bet like that's not gonna go over well,
you can't re edit classics like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Come on, So they've been considering what to do about it.
Will keep you updated on how that goes.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I kind of hope they don't sue, because it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This next story is out of Stylin and Profile and
HQ Beyonce Harry Styles that old guy from the dose
Ecist commercials all people who are definitely cool, oh, super.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Just you buy the book. But do you think you
fit into that category? Well? A recent publication pulled thirty
five thousand Americans and asked, do you think you're cool?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, aren't we like paid to not be cool?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I've never been cool.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, it turns out most people do think they're cool.
Fifty three percent said they are definitely cool.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
I think I'm cool because I know I'm not cool.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Alexis, do you think you're cool?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Well you are awkward?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, she did just flip her hair when she says so,
I don't know. Men were a little more likely to
say yes, and obviously age mattered to three quarters of
Americans under thirty think they're absolutely cool, and even twenty
eight percent of seniors would describe themselves as the cat's
pajamas and.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I can get up, I will say. The older I've gotten,
I feel the cooler I've gotten.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
At least one person holds that opinion, and it's you.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well, what about this guy? He's cool? Every single day man,
probably because he sleeps on a doctor Showal's jail energizing
comfort insoul.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's like technically cool.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
He didn't even buy it out. One of his booty
calls left it in his dead He's just doing the
cool thing. That sound means. Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Monday.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We played a game last week on the show, and
after it was over, we put it up on our
Facebook at Brook and Jeffrey and I just want to
read you some of the comments that came in on it.
One said, this is the most frustrating thing ever. The
next one said, what's wrong with you guys? Get a clue?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Is that the one for my mom?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah? And then another person said, I was yelling at
the radio today listening to this trash trash. What am
I talking about? I'm talking about our new game we
call riffing Around, where my hosts have to identify famous
songs based on the instrumental music alone. They failed spectacularly
(19:08):
last time.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Hey, I got one barely, barely barely counts you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But the question is will they do better? This time around,
or will more listeners be screaming at their radios today.
We're gonna find out. Coming up right after this, they
say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting different results.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, I've heard.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I heard that it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And
we must be absolutely insane because the other week we
did something on our show that I would describe as
a complete and total failure, but for some reason, the
audience loved it. Maybe they love seeing us fail. I'm
talking about the surprise game show called Riffing Around. It's
(20:01):
a pretty easy game where we play a musical riff
from a very famous song that you've definitely heard before.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
This song's bad to the bone that's playing behind the job.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All you have to do is identify which song it is.
You just need the title. The artist does not count. Okay,
I repeat artist. You cannot just say the artist and
you will not get credit. You need the title.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
When we played this, I have never been called stupid
more time.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah. The last time we did famous guitar riffs from
the greatest rock and roll hits of all time and
it did not go well. But maybe that's why this
time you're all gonna do better. Because of your absolutely
horrible performance last time, we've decided to switch it up,
and this time around we're doing hits from the early
two thousands. Okay, okay, around the time when Alexis is four.
(20:57):
And the only new requirement this time is we need
you guys to dance to the music while you think
of the title. Okay, Now, this has nothing to do
with us filming for our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,
I just think sometimes dancing it helps me think better.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I agree Alexis to walk out.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
By the end of this, we'll find out who is
the number one riffer and down to riff around. So
let's begin. Brook, you're going first.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm feeling good now, Okay we go.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Brook, name this riff?
Speaker 12 (21:37):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Alexis and Jose have it?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Brook can speaku us girl, Nelly Pertato.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
I'm sorry, rescue ahead.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, I'll give you. I'll give you all right, Brook,
Look at this, we're already off to a better start
than last time. We've got the first one correct, We're
on the whole. Jose, you're up next. Name this famous riff.
Remember you need the title of the song. Okay, yes,
(22:17):
that's good. Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
I had it first, and that I had to think
of the artist.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Then I danced and distract the name without you. I'm sorry, Alexis,
Can you steal my I'm not my boot?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's all I think about, is you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I'm sorry. The song is called dilemma.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Dilemma and they got that it says all I think about.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, Okay, I did not know. I love that song.
Now let's move on with Alexis. Lease name this early
two thousands riff.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This one that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well, maybe if you dance around a little bit, it
will help you remember.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
All.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Can you steal shaggy Angel?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
That shaggy angel? Okay, we're moving on the second round,
so we're back to Brook. Name this riff?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Heard this in a while?
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Dance broken?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We don't have time for you to go through all
the lyrics. My life bye, that's correct, It's My Life
by bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
In thousand. I did.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's keep riffing around, Jose, We're back to you. Please
name this riff. I'm getting We're gonna all the mom
dance moves. I'm gonna go. I'm sorry. That is not correct.
(24:16):
Alexis going to steal it. I don't know it all
around the world. I don't know brook This is your
this is your moment. Yeah, that's that is Kylie Minogue.
I can't get you out of my head, Get you
out of Okay, brook Is the only one to get
(24:40):
one correct, Alexis. We're back to you. This is your moment. Okay,
hes name this famous two thousands rich, give me a
good one dance?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah right, yes, that has to be the.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Most played song in the history.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right, Alexis finally on the board with one correct.
We're back to Brooks. Name this riff? And you're just
looking very confused and clarkson, Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
I cannot steal this.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Alexis nothing. Okay, it is Avril Levine complicated, Jose, now's
your moment.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
You're gonna know this one. Please name this riff?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The girls are jumping, I'll say, give me an answer,
a title. What do you think? Who? It's so funny.
There ain't no hall of back girl, Alexis, you're pulling
up on. This is the last one. This is Alexis
has a chance to tie it up. This is amazing, Alexis,
(26:18):
please name this riff.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Over one.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I know, think back to when you were two years old,
Remember what you were rocking to in the crib. We
need something I would like to steal whatever it's not called. Sorry,
I can't give you whatever wherever. That's right, and that
(26:55):
means the winner of riffing around is Brook. Five. Congratulations Brook,
You more than anybody on our show, are down to
riff around. That's riffing around. And I'm jeff Hips don't
lie to bo. Your phone tap is coming up right
after this.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
In today's phone tap, we call a guy who works
for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies
wanted to play a joke and they told him they
just hired someone from Germany to be on their team.
And before he moves, he needs to ask a few
questions on the business side. Okay, mase, But our own
resident German, Hans Gluoberg, has different intentions. Hello, he wants
(27:40):
to get down to business with the local ladies.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Y'all want to get to the business visiting, and.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He needs an American man to show him the way,
it's your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Another on the twenties. Hello, guten tag. Hello is the
smoss you?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Ah, yes, this is Matthew.
Speaker 13 (28:04):
Oh hallo Matthew. I am Hans. I am the new employee.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Oh right, you're the new guy.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah. They said you were gonna call very good.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well.
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Actually I do have a question, but it is not
necessarily about the business.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Oh okay, I am.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
Wondering are you single?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
What?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
I am just curious, like, do.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
You have a special fraud line or you know, I
do not know your preference.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Maybe you have a boy line.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Perhaps No, I I'm single.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Do not worry.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
No, I am not trying to make the romantic time
on you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Wait what I.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Am due to the country and I am looking to
find some beautiful women for myself.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Oh yeah, and I want to know how does it work?
Speaker 6 (29:00):
How does it work to do like find a beautiful woman.
Speaker 13 (29:04):
Yeah, I've seen in you know, the American movies about
the buying a drinking to impress the women.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, you can do that here.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
But in Germany is a little different.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
See we're talking to her about her body and her
masculine hands and how many callases she can count on.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
One two U three Ooh that one counts as two
one is growing on another one.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, I don't know if the women over here would
like that.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Honestly, that is interesting to me.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
Why why not the you know, Hunt Callie pickup line?
Oh like your calige goes, you look very bumpy.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Honestly, talking about women's bodies isn't the best idea over here.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they do,
they pick up of the women. It is very similar
to Germany, but we do the cows.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Were you talking about cows?
Speaker 13 (30:06):
You know, like you talk to the woman and asking
how many of the cows can she leaft?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah, no, that's not really a thing here really.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Oh, in Germany, the more cows a woman can throw
over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Now, oh my goodness, Well you've got some different customs
over there, don't you.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival. It gets crazy.
You guys have the cream cheese festivals.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, I can't say we do.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
You'll never know what's going to happen at the cream
cheese festival.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
One time I left and let us just say there
were no cream cheese left, Hans et it all.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.
I'd say, just try to be yourself and make a
connection with them.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend you, Matthew,
you want to be wing man.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And look at that we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry,
I've got to end the call.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Oh perfect, is lunch for me too? We can go
do the meat cute? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (31:13):
No, what it's a meat cute when you bump into
somebody random? You know, you don't I don't know you, you
don't know me? Whoopsie daisis right in Germany, it's not
meat cute, it's cute meat. You just bring fresh meat
to your fraud line and it is so cute and
the women love it. Would you like a spleen from
the cow?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
That's different.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her
a cow spleen.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Oh wow, it's very cute.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Exactly how it is saying. Sometimes you have a steak.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
Maybe next time you come in and you have an
appendix from a rabbit.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Like I said, it's lunchtime. I got to run.
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Speaker 13 (31:54):
Dave said that we should meet up for the prank
phone call anyway, and for lunch as well.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
How are you saying? Two birds? Von bird?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Wait with stones?
Speaker 11 (32:03):
One bird?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (32:04):
What did Dave say.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
The pranking of the phone call? What because your cobger?
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Dave said, you up, man, this is actually day from
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
We're doing a phone tap.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
Yeah, man, Dave said, you guys hired a new guy
from Germany and you haven't met him.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Yea, Well, what cut of meat will you bring for
the ladies? Oh? Man, Oh, I am not getting into this.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
I highly recommend some type of honey badger bladder.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Excellent, excellent. I'll probably see you guys on the flip side.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you four
head cases.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Yeah yeah, bye baby.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What do you do when you're standing in line at
a coffee shop and notice there's a smoke show standing
directly behind you?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Nobody, I hope you don't whistle?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Do you a pretend to drop something and bend over
very slowly to pick it up to b start talking
extremely loud on your phone about how you're about to
buy Amazon. Yeah, you know that bold guy who flies
phallic rockets. I'm totally ripping him off or option c
(33:35):
do absolutely nothing because meeting someone in real life is
way too scary. I think everyone just shows pretty much.
One of our listeners had this exact situation happened to him,
and what he did was so smooth it led them
to immediately having a ten minute completely non sexual.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
A whoa, you have to put non sexual so hard
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I know he felt like a crucial detail. Anyway, you're
gonna hear the move that he used to make it
happen in your second date update, Next second date update.
You ever been just casually hanging out with someone when
suddenly they start to give you a vibe and you think,
wait a second, do they think that this is a date?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh? Oh, you're not excited about it. I was excited.
It was just like.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Unexpected, okay, because you didn't think it was a date.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Because it happens to me all the time. I'm just
doing my thing in studio and then Brooke will slide
her scarf blanket to the side and show me a
little extra shoulder and lower her glasses down her nose,
and I'm like, hold up, does Brook think that this
is a date?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I definitely do.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Excuse me because you're married first of all. Plus I'm
young enough to be your son, so.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That's not gonna happen if I slide my glasses down
just because my face got a little sweaty.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's all I understand. I make you in all sorts
of ways, but you need to get over it. Because
one of our listeners found himself in an unexpected romantic situation.
He's asking us for help today. His name is Julian. Julian,
welcome to the show man.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
We're lucky to have the expert in Jeffrey on with you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Julien, you don't think this is a date now? Because
I tend to have that effect on people.
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Is showing a lot.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Of Julian, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, let's focus, uh, not on each other, and let's
focus on the lady you want us to call to day.
Who's she?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
So?
Speaker 10 (35:43):
Her name is Abbie And the date that you're talking
about was unexpected? You know it was that actually happened
like in real life. It wasn't off of an app
like every other date.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh whoa cool you are, Like, you're a rare man
on this segment.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, where'd you mean?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Throwback? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
So I was on a work break and I went
to grab some coffee, you know, downstairs, and there's a
coffee shop right across the street, and barista is like
making my drink and she offers to give it to
me for free.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Oh really, Yeah, Ever, how good do you look that day?
Speaker 10 (36:23):
I mean, hey, you know, I guess I remember to
shave or something.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, so is Abby the barista?
Speaker 10 (36:30):
No, no, no, no, no, she's not so yeah. So
so I was a little surprised. But then I looked
behind me and there's this really cute girl which is
Abby behind me, And so I tell the barista, okay,
well I'd like to buy her drink.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Wow, just shatter the barista's dreams.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
And I think she was probably hitting on you, but
you forward, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Right, that's a good.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Well she was like, well that's really nice, and so
you know that the door for us to talk. And
you know, I didn't have that much time on my
break was on like ten minutes or so, but you know,
I asked her like, Hey, do you want to go
sit outside and drink our coffees? And she said yes,
so we we did and it was great. I mean
it was short, but it was great.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Is this your date?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Why are you like this was the date?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
This is the date?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It was ten minutes long.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You don't need drinking in casual sex for it.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
But this is just a meeting, Like I feel like
we have forgotten what happens in the real.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
We're all really good, just calmed down. Maybe we should
ask what did you talk about? Was there some flirtation
happening date vibes? There?
Speaker 10 (37:41):
We we had a great conversation. So, you know, I'm
a big hockey fan and she's not. But she was
like interested in that and she was like, Oh, isn't
it just guys like punching each other all the time?
And I was like, no, no, it's like there's a
lot more finesse to it.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
It's a skate and then punch each other and hit
each other with sticks.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
Yeah, sometimes, did you.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Like parlay that until we should watch a game together
sometime or anything like that?
Speaker 10 (38:05):
So I did not, but I did parlay it into Hey,
I'd like to take you on a real date. Sometimes
I'm glad I'd like.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
To punch you in the face.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, like face off right now, although that would be
more of Brooks Sally for a style.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
Oh, I'll punch a man whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It doesn't mean, I mean it sounds a good a
good connection, even if it was a short amount of time.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
Yeah, exactly. And that's what's so bizarre, because I have
texted her a few times since then. When I called
it like, I heard her voice on the voice announce
I know it's like her actual number.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
I don't know if I just totally misread the situation
or maybe she has a boyfriend. I don't know, but
I'm very confused.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Did she give you her number after you said I'd
like to take you on a date sometime? Yes, so yeah,
that's pretty then she knows the intent and the number giving.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, aside from hockey, did you guys talk about
anything else?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Hopefully we talked about Breaking Bad and Better Call Sall.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
No, I haven't seen Better Call Soul yet.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
One of the most erotic shows on TV for sure,
the lawyer Ye Bald Spot Gets. Was there a hug
or was there a kiss or a physical vibe? Like,
was she playing with her hair? Was she smiling?
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Was there a lot of eye contact?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Was there no eye contact?
Speaker 10 (39:26):
Oh no, there was a lot of eye contact. She
was playing with her hair, she was smiling.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So wait, I forget.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
You've reached out and she hasn't called you back at all?
How long is that?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
It's been about a week?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh long?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That long? But she just forgot.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It wasn't a very good forget.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
I mean I left her a message, so I don't
know how she could forget.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh, it takes me more than a week to check
my voicemails.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
There for at least three weeks before I actually listen.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
But I texted, okay, well, and you texted. Let us
try giving her a call. Maybe she'll answer from a
number that's come completely unrecognizable. We might have better luck there.
We're gonna play a song. Who knows. Try, We're gonna
play a song. Come back, Try and get your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Date.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Some of us are clearly flustered in studio today after
hearing about Julian's first date with Abby, which, to Brooks
shock and horror, involved no drinking, no cooking, drugs in
any back alley. Sheds and no fluids exchanged except for
the coffee that he bought right after they met.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Sure, I always bring fertilizer to my dates, and some
coughs are up, but I'm not saying that everybody has
to do that. It's just strange, like it's ten minutes
and they it's a chance meeting in a coffee show.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I know, it's crazy people can have a romantic connection
just talking to each other. How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Crazy that we're considering it a date.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Anyway, did give me a good idea for the coffee
shop fluid exchange?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Interesting crowd I feel like you're going to be a
quad guy.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, definitely, what's crowdfund this thing? But before that, we
got to talk to Julian because it's been a week
since that date happened. He's having trouble locking down date
number two.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I have to say, I mean, I just felt such
a strong connection with Abby, you know, I mean, it's like,
how often do you have something like this happened? It
just felt like a really great connection. So I'd love
to see her again.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, and I think it's a good sign that she
gave you her phone number, Like I said, after you
had mentioned that you want to take her out, take her.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Out, yeah, you said, yeah, and a real.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Number, yeah, yeah, exactly, because if she was in a
relationship and she just didn't realize that she needed to
tell you that, then a fake number would have sufficed.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Right, Okay, Well, now's the time to get all those answers.
We're going to dial her number and double check if
it's real and then ask why she's not calling you
back to get another date?
Speaker 10 (41:56):
All right, all right, thanks, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (41:58):
Are you going to ask her if she wants to
invest in the fluid exchange?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Well, let's program. I'll get to that obviously. We're going
to focus on jewel in here here.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Hello, Hey is this Abby and it is yes.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Hey, iby. My name is Jeff from a morning radio
show you may or may not have heard of, called
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, right, that's that's okay.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Abby. Are we are at terminal?
Speaker 11 (42:39):
You belong here?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Do you have a background in broadcasting?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
I did an internship in high school.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You want to run the board.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
More experience in Alexis, that's true experience.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
So I don't know, it's like what's on air. I
don't know if you did this at the place where
you interned. But we have a segment on our show
called second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
No I'm not familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, Well it's pretty simple. Basically, one of our listeners
reaches out to us after they can't get a hold
of somebody they went on a date with, and they
want to know why. And you are the person we're
reaching out to because you met up with a guy
named Julian the other day.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Okay, I mean it was a quick meeting.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember Julian.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Okay, Okay, Yeah. Julian told us that he thought you're
really cute, thought that things were going well when you
were chatting with each other, and he was hoping to
see you again. He doesn't really understand why that isn't
coming to fruition.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Wait, so he's asking you to find out why I
didn't call him, right because you're not really responding to him.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Is there a reason or is it just you know,
it's only been a week, maybe you haven't had time.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I mean I saw that you called, and I've been
just kind of thinking about it. But I mean, oh,
you're like on the fence, yeah, yeah, kind of on
the fence about it.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, can we.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Ask why, Like, what are you on the fence about?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Well, I don't know, like what he told you about.
Get it wasn't at date. I mean like we we
met in the line at the coffee shop. Yeah, and
the Garisa gave him his coffee for free, and she
said thank you for your work, thank you for the
work that you do. And he was he was wearing scrubs.
Speaker 9 (44:31):
Oh oh okay, he's like a doctor.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with the doctor ors you know,
did something in healthcare.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, we didn't know that, so that's cool, Like you
wouldn't want to date somebody like that?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
No, No, I mean I did think that was cool.
I thought that was definitely worth taking a couple of
minutes getting to know him better. You know, when he
was like, Kayla, you want to go sit out find
and have our coffees.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I'm in between brain surgery?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
I only have ten minutes between bad pants?
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Both very you know.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I mean for most women hearing that would be the
absolute green light to definitely see them again.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I mean it either means he was really successful or
he's really good Hearted's like one of those two.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So where's the disconnect happening.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Well, he talked about his work a little bit, but
he was talking about like how much he loved his work,
and he was saying that sometimes he can get really
close to his patients and he just loved being able
to help his patients and make them happy. And I
was and I wass thinking, that's really really cool. I
got a great vibe from.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
That medical field.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, right, And then he asked
me for I'm my number and said he'd like to
kick me out. I gave him that, and and we
parted ways, and I was getting to my car and
I was just that look back. I was kind of
watching him, and he was walking across the street going
back into his work, and he he went into one
of those waxing salons.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh, like antic place, like.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, like the way they do like Brazilian, like a Brazilian.
I didn't even know those guys worst clubs.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I've never even had a male do that.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I close, he's never.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Walked out a waxing place and seen a dude.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I didn't know that was a career option.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Immediately, I thought of him saying, yeah, I get really
close to my patients and I don't.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
That just made me go, oh, maybe he just maybe
he just.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Met physically close.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Abby. Thank you for sharing that with us, But there
is kind of an awkward part that I need to
get to here, and it's best to probably just rip
it off real quick, okay, and let you know that
Julian has actually been on the other line listening this
entire time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (46:53):
I mean I just think, oh, this whole hibby, Yeah,
this whole conversation. I mean, it's just so it's so
put because, you know, no legitimate profession.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh, I don't think anyone is say that, Yeah, I'm
being a doctor.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
Frankly speaking, I mean I had to go for fourteen
hours of online webinars to get my state.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hold on, hold on, did you just say that being
a wax technician is as legitimate as being a doctor.
Speaker 10 (47:22):
Yeah, I mean, I'm very proud of my work. I
make people's lives better. And also the whole women thing.
I mean, there are men who come to our practice
as well. You know, I've seen it on I've seen
naked men as well. You know, I'm a professional.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yes, we didn't mean, I mean, honestly, though, we didn't
mean to insult your profession. I think what she's saying
is that she just had one impression and then it
was just totally different, So she just needed a minute
to kind of reconcile that for a week.
Speaker 10 (47:53):
Well, you know, you know, you shouldn't be making assumptions.
I mean, it's not like I said that I just
got off operating on someone's heart.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
You know.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
I mean, you you can assume based on things, but
you know what they say about assumptions.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, he wasn't operating on hearts. He was shaving a triangle, yeah, exactly,
which takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Could have been a landing.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Well, yeah, you need thirteen four hours of studying to
get to it.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
You guys are joking about it, but it's super hard
to do. I mean, it's very sensitive that skin, that area.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
You know, we're not trying to insult anybody's profession here.
We just wanted to get the two of you talking,
So Abby, why don't you talk directly to Julian here?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Okay, So I go with what they're saying, like it
was not I wasn't intending to insult your profession. I
just I think I felt a little bit misled, And
I don't know, I think maybe if you're in that, like,
that's the kind of thing that and I know we
didn't have a ton of time, but it's the kind
of thing that would be good to know.
Speaker 10 (48:53):
I mean, honestly, grow up, like seriously, grow up.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I kind of agree with.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Him on that line.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
I mean, it's just like if you see it every day,
it's not like he's looking at it in a sexual way.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Like body part exactly. I agree with him on that,
just on that piece, like no.
Speaker 9 (49:09):
No, no, I look it up every day and it
is never getting old.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It is the purpose. The intent is different.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I heard that Abbey was impressed with what he can do.
Isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Actually didn't say impressed, it said I felt a little misled.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Well, those are mostly the same letters in those.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
The same Well, you know, I guess I should start
putting it on my forehead that I.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Wax like you.
Speaker 10 (49:35):
Oh yes, it's because she's my customer. That's why she
gave me the free drink.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
So much sense a satisfied customer, clearly.
Speaker 10 (49:45):
Yeah, yeah, five stars.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
And he can wax stars.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I maybe get your number after this.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, we can all. Let's all get waxed together hands.
We'll do a morning show wax and put it up.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
On the Brook and Jeff's going to take a lot
longer than your.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
We were at an awards ceremony recently hosting where Brooke
decided to thank everybody even though we weren't winning anything.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
That night.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
I thought it was really nice. I appreciated everybody happy
in this.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Today I'd like to thank the most important person in
my life. The big shout out to my ear nose
and throat doc, doctor Jacobs. Huh, doctor j you do
incredible work for me. I don't know why I have
to keep going back every week for the intensive throat
maintenance plan, or why you don't work in a real clinic.
Speaker 11 (50:51):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Do you even have allergies?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Why you don't use you know, officially licensed tools?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
You better bbb about you know what? I trust you?
Do you even if you make the.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
News at this one, I'm just gonna don't even argue him.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Or if you get arrested, we're both I would be
by your side.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Did you fail him?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I would like to dedicate my brand new song of
the week to him. Coming up after I swallow this
pineapple hole, here we go. It is time for my
song of the week. And of course this weekend is
Easter aka Resurrection Sunday aka the Hoppening aka candy for
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Christian's Only Day. And I've heard people mention what they
like to eat on Easter, whether it's like a special
ham or some sort of scalloped Jesus potato with eggs.
I don't know anything about it, but it sounds delicious.
The thing is, we all know the number one food
(52:02):
of choice for Easter, though, is sugar.
Speaker 9 (52:05):
Yay eggs, even the ham around.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Why do Reese's hit so much better when their egg shaped?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Something about it? That's the thing. The last several weeks,
all the stores have been stocked with all kinds of
yummy Easter treats. They got the chocolate bunnies and the
jelly beans and the Reese's peanut butter eggs. But out
of all the Easter goodies, there is one that stands
alone as the runt of the Easter litter. Talking about peeps,
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those weird, sugary little bird shaped things.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Every flavor ever too.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
They don't even really taste like marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
I don't know, I'm thinking. I know people buy them,
millions do every year, but does anybody actually enjoy them?
Speaker 2 (52:54):
My kids won't even eat them.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, I personally don't know anybody who actually will confess
to putting it inside of them.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
One person one time in my stream talked about it,
but I think they were lying.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah. In fact, I feel like peeps don't even like themselves.
Speaker 12 (53:11):
Sad.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
It's true. They feel like the social outcasts of the
candy world, and I do feel sorry for them because
just imagine what it must be like to be a
peep sitting on a shelf in a store, waiting for
somebody to come along and pick you, but instead you're
the ones walking by with your children going to the
Reese's Eggs right next to it. So I felt like
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the peeps deserve a song that captures the heartache and
the pain that they must feel every Easter. That's why,
instead of singing radioheads, I'm a creep, it's you, Jeffreys,
I'm a peep, absolutely hated. Okay, I'm going a point.
When I'm ready, Here we go points.
Speaker 13 (54:05):
Rice check on a boxable fat soaps, rice check on
a box.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh, never mind it, they're just saving.
Speaker 12 (54:16):
They sum me at the drug store, by the cleaning supplies.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
I'm pastel in pastay from the chemical dive.
Speaker 12 (54:36):
My robbery texture, it feels wrong in your mouth. My
flavor is terrible. I wish I was camel, but.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I'm up.
Speaker 11 (55:03):
A march meal.
Speaker 10 (55:07):
Take a bite out of my rage.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's worse than a warm bed. I look just like
a bird from some nuclear tests. My whole body. Email
T is now my next in marchest.
Speaker 12 (55:39):
I have no nutrasure, just a hot blob of corss.
I'm barely digestible. I'd rather be vegetable.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Because I'm up.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
A fungi.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
There's no catberry cream in it. I'm more tragic than
shakeber Oin again the stream and saying yuh yuh, yuh yuh.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
What's a.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
I wish I was a bun with those chocolate eas.
Speaker 14 (57:13):
I taste so exceptional, But instead I'm on special three
for one because I'm up.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just moltenugl shaped like a pup emoji. Why won't you
eat me? Someone?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
Please eat me?
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Job Jeffery, man, it is it just still doesn't sound edible,
you know, even with all the sympathy.
Speaker 9 (57:59):
I had someone I remember try us peeping a s'more
and it's still didn't work.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Oh god, I saw somebody make one on TikTok the
other day.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
They did rice Crispy treats by melting peace. Oh yeah,
it looked gross.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yea, yeah, just the crime against food.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
It is. It is.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
I'm sorry, Pete, but our.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Hearts go out to you. All the peaches out there.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Please take and sing that song together.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
I think sure.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Just rocking out. Sure textan seventy eight five nine two
tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
If your heart goes out to all the peeps, We're
gonna post the video up on our socials at Brook
and Jeffrey, on our YouTube and our TikTok Instagram, all
of it. Happy Easter, everybody, enjoy your good candies. We
got your phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
Got Koalani from Auburn back on the phone. The last
time that she played you, she tied Brooke.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, I remember Kalani.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
So Coloni, welcome back to the show. Hi, Good Beyond.
Speaker 10 (58:59):
Do you remember the terror Rene I gave you that
said that you were drunk. Is that what you remember?
Speaker 3 (59:05):
I forgot about that because I was drunk.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, but now remember that's because her side job is
working as a tarot.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Reader, and I know my job is drinking wine.
Speaker 5 (59:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
We want we want to get a reading, Kilani on
Jose's sample that he dropped off at the clinic today.
We want to know what the reading is going to do,
So don't give me bad news. We're gonna get that
after we play the game. So we have a little
drama suspense while Brook leaves the studio. And while that happens, Kilani,
you know how the game works. Thirty seconds on the
clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you
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don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (59:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Good luck? Time starts now. In the twenty tens. What
year did streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?
Name the room in the house where most fires are
started kitchen In the story The Lion, the Witch and
the Wardrobe, what is the name of the lion.
Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
As land as We're.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Gonna We're gonna take that. What brand of chip translates
to little golden things in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
I didn't I didn't hear.
Speaker 10 (01:00:17):
I didn't hear the first part of the questions, so I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Was still saying the last. Let me let me repeat
it for you. What brand of chip translates to little
golden things in Spanish? Oh? Uh, freds Okay, we got
your answer, and good work, Kilanie. Now we're still holding
off on Jose's tarot reading.
Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
In the meantime, I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Learned on my phone screen here that you have three kids.
I do Do you ever do their tarot reading? Do
you ever read their futures?
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I do?
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Do you ever play games?
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
And just be like I see a bedtime car in
the future. You could even launch a whole like family
reading business.
Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
I came out with a tower themed deck in twenty twenty,
because you know it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
To is that a tower is tower card.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Bad towers are bad, towers are not good? How do
you know all this, Je, How do you know I'm
going to be in on the family reading later? Klan's
adopting me, Jeff, You're like you sockovin coming.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
From the tower over.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I'll give you snacks. I got snacks at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Okay, you first, we got to ask Brooks some questions, right, yep,
time starts now. In the twenty tens. What year did
streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Oh, my gosh, in the twenty tens. I'm gonna go
twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Name the room in the house where most fires are
started kitchen in the story The Lion, the Witch and
the Wardrobe. What is the name of the lion?
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Uh Narnia?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
What brand of chip translates to little golden things in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Doritos?
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
How many teams are in the NFL?
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
The NFL two? No, sixth? Sure it's not that many.
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
We're going your first answer. I guess that's Politician of
wind Brooks bucks today. But we're gonna go to the
scoreboard to see the score with Jose catch me off.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
How about day?
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Get you outside? Yeah, sketch you outside? I love doctor Phil.
Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
I'm klanni. You got to correct today? Yeah, and hope
that my reading is curable.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I don't know, I'm predicting. I didn't get that colony
and brook You're right, feel good.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You did not get too. You got three oh man,
outright win for Brook today.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Karate, your tower was a little bit bigger than mine.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Apparently are smaller because a bad Let's just leave the
terror to hers. The answer is in the twenty ten's
music streaming services first overtook worldwide sales of CDs in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
The room in the house were most fires started is
the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Welcome to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Shocked if it was like any other room room, it's
like quit lighting all these candles. Oh, I thought friction.
In the story the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe,
name of the lion is Aslan.
Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
We gave you that Kilani.
Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Good job, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
The brand of trip that translates the little Golden things
is Doritos. And there are thirty two teams in the
NFL book. Good answered, it wasn't enough to win, but
just for playing, we are giving you some free Brooke
and Jeffrey swag. Wow, and just real quick, what's Jose's
a clinic reading gonna be? So?
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Jose? I pulled the ace of lawns for you.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (01:03:44):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
It's it's a positive card.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Oh, I'm positive?
Speaker 11 (01:03:50):
WOWT was am I too?
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Yeah? Positive?
Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
I knew it.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
For that, there's weeknails.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Thank you for playing killan to make sure you come
back and do it again. We'll be back today windbrooks
Bock the same time on
Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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